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What do you mean you can't play us the SAXOPHONE? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake, John Jay and Rich what's cracker like? And this
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  Speaker 1: is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle double jigsel dang boom.
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  Speaker 1: What you don't do? We're not talking about rich ten team.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 2: If the one and only does all the lasts.
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  Speaker 3: Lastly, big smooth eagle double gibble in your face to
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  Speaker 3: me and in the place to be, And you're listening
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  Speaker 3: to John Jay and Rich Wakes.
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: The text line you text jj R and whatever you
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  Speaker 2: want to say to us to number nine six eight
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  Speaker 2: nine three. We will read your text We'll call you back.
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  Speaker 2: You also call us at eight seven seven nine three
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  Speaker 2: seven one O four seven. I have one more quick
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  Speaker 2: story to tell you about my wife's recovery. She had
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  Speaker 2: a hysterect to me about ten days ago. The other
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  Speaker 2: day I was at I got some free time to
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  Speaker 2: go work out, and next door to my gym is
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  Speaker 2: a grocery store called AJ's.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little upscale grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she says to me, before you come home, can
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  Speaker 2: you get me a green tea? Can you pick up
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  Speaker 2: a couple of things for me at the grocery store
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  Speaker 2: at Ajs I said sure, So I walk over there
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  Speaker 2: to get her the green tea and she says, I
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  Speaker 2: have some stomach cramps, and they say, bone broth is
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  Speaker 2: good for me.
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  Speaker 1: Can you get me some bone broth? Like sure.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm also pressed for time because I had someone
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  Speaker 2: meeting me at my house, right, So, Okay, I cannot
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  Speaker 2: find bone broth to save my life. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: where the bone broth is. Like I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 2: one of those people at the grocery store.
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  Speaker 1: Things like make.
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  Speaker 2: Sense to me, Like I'm going up and down the
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  Speaker 2: aisles looking for bone broth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I would. I couldn't find it.
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  Speaker 2: It was so then finally, and like it's almost like
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  Speaker 2: I had to be somewhere at a certain time. So
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  Speaker 2: I was like kind of running up and down the
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  Speaker 2: aiuse and I was going back and I was getting
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  Speaker 2: my steps looking for bone broth because like certain things
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  Speaker 2: are easy to find, and I just I just don't
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  Speaker 2: think bone broth is something that's ever come up in
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  Speaker 2: my conversation in the history of my life. Right, So
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  Speaker 2: I have someone take me to bone broth ile and
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  Speaker 2: I feel really stupid because it's right there in front
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  Speaker 2: of me.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it. I've walked by that a hundred times.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's like all different kinds of bone broth. There's
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  Speaker 1: chicken bone broth, there's a fish bone.
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  Speaker 2: I bought all of them. I bought all the bone broth.
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  Speaker 2: I bought every bowl broth. And the people I was
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  Speaker 2: checking the checking me out, they were like what. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I'm having a big soup party party anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'd like to talk to people to organize these
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  Speaker 2: shelves at the grocery stores.
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  Speaker 1: It soup, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, because I think I went to the
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  Speaker 2: soup aisle and then I was somewhere else, but I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know. Bone broth came like in a carton. I thought,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, it was just not you were
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  Speaker 2: looking for like a a can of soup.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, I don't know. It was just very complicated. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: but I want to get to Peyton's burnt arm. I
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  Speaker 2: want to get to all of Peyton's extremities today.
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  Speaker 4: Jeez, Louise.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was making a pan of mac and cheese
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  Speaker 3: for Thanksgiving, and my grandma she has like the main oven,
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  Speaker 3: and then she has a like a smaller oven that
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  Speaker 3: takes like not as long to heat up. So I
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  Speaker 3: was like, perfect, mean, he's the smaller oven. Well, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't pull the thing all the way down and I
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  Speaker 3: burnt my arm. So yeah, I actually thought it was
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  Speaker 3: gonna blister, but I I don't think that it is
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  Speaker 3: because I was pretty quick was putting it underwater. But
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  Speaker 3: I was such a baby for the whole rest of
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  Speaker 3: the night, and it made me think over my At
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  Speaker 3: my brother's birthday party a couple of weeks ago, my
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  Speaker 3: friend Angel got a second degree burn on her leg
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  Speaker 3: from hitting the fire pit, and I could imagine the
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  Speaker 3: pain that I was in. I just felt so bad
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  Speaker 3: for her. I like sent her good vibes from Chandler.
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  Speaker 1: What was your degree? It looks like you got a
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  Speaker 1: little guitar pick. Yeah, it's it's dark.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that looks the next morning look like my
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  Speaker 3: friends like blistered up.
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  Speaker 2: She had the hospital like.
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  Speaker 1: Nasty.
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  Speaker 3: This didn't blister, it just like charred my skin. I
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  Speaker 3: literally look like my dad, but one part of my arm.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's funny is that you could have easily
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  Speaker 2: called in for a coolie hurt yourself, because when Rich
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  Speaker 2: heard himself pulled in a wagon. I burnt myself making
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  Speaker 2: mac and cheese. That's pretty good. I'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: You need to.
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  Speaker 5: I need to send you the link to the burn
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  Speaker 5: cream that I keep in my kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, please do. I won't be looking for much longer now.
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  Speaker 1: It turned all the time up. Most people just keep
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  Speaker 1: like an assault, you know.
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  Speaker 5: I had a little incident with the hot glue gun
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  Speaker 5: over the weekend and got the burn cream and it's
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  Speaker 5: like it heals it.
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  Speaker 1: Like immediately, where are you burned?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Just my finger. It wasn't It wasn't a huge deal.
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  Speaker 5: But I went and I got the burn cream and
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  Speaker 5: ADDIE's like, you should probably keep that here where you
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  Speaker 5: do your crafts, and I was like, I need it everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You need to everywhere. Hey, Mortgaine, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning. Okay, I have a terrible story to tell you,
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  Speaker 4: and hopefully it makes you laugh, because this just happened
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  Speaker 4: on Saturday, and I'm still dying of shame.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. What happened.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, my family, through a big celebration for my grandpa
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  Speaker 4: and my grandma asked my sister and I to play
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  Speaker 4: some music because we're musicians, and I just bought this
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  Speaker 4: new tenor sax. Everyone in my family was super excited
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  Speaker 4: to hear me play it, and we did an arrangement
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  Speaker 4: of take It Easy by the Eagles, and the whole
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  Speaker 4: room is like really getting into it, and then I
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  Speaker 4: stand up for the sax solo and nothing comes out.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why. I still don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 4: But instead of just like bowing out gracefully, I kept
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  Speaker 4: trying and failing and like yelling obscenities, which I didn't
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  Speaker 4: even mean to do, but I found out later than
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  Speaker 4: I was And yeah, that's the story. No sax sollow, No.
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  Speaker 1: What a great hack for one too.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it would have been so cool.
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  Speaker 1: Did you like not have a read attached or something?
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  Speaker 1: Did you not put together the sacks?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 4: There was, But like I mentioned, it was the first
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  Speaker 4: gig I've played this horn at, and I just don't
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  Speaker 4: think I warmed it up enough. But it was one
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  Speaker 4: of those things where like as soon as I started
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  Speaker 4: warming it up, everyone in the room looked at me
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  Speaker 4: and like converged on the performance space. So I felt
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  Speaker 4: like I just had to start.
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  Speaker 2: That's saxophone is a very sexy instrument, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I've ever met anyone that plays the saxophone.
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  Speaker 1: That's really cool. That's so cool that you play the saxophone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: very cool.
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  Speaker 4: Well I did it on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Can you play careless whisper by? Wham? Is thatxphone or
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  Speaker 1: spend out of la?
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  Speaker 4: Sax players are just programmed to play that one.
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  Speaker 2: Morgan, What if we give you a chance at redemption
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  Speaker 2: and you can play us like a holiday song on
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  Speaker 2: your saxophone?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god? And I can have my grandpa tune in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do you have a handy right now?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? No, I am not at my house. But if
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  Speaker 4: that could actually be a thing, that would be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exaid for tomorrow. But what are you driving right now?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm on my way into my office, so I've
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  Speaker 4: already parked the car.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you don't have the saxophone in the backseat.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that? Aren't you supposed to always carry your sax
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  Speaker 1: with you everywhere yourself? A musician?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesse casebos, Jesse Case.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's a sax solo. You always got to be ready
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  Speaker 1: to go.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, You're right, I need to Okay today, let's
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  Speaker 4: plan it Can.
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  Speaker 1: We do it tomorrow? Can we call you tomorrow or
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  Speaker 1: you call us tomorrow. We'll planet you do. Give us
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  Speaker 1: a little sack solo.
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  Speaker 4: I think we could do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just love a redemption story. This is going
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  Speaker 1: to be the best.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's see it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, Okay, we'll get your information. Hold on,
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  Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, hold on, John, Jay and Rich