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Couples Content Makes Me Cringe · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: If this video doesn't get to 200,000 likes, it's gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Eat my penthouse! Whoops.
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  Speaker 3: Can you play an intro?
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about singing.
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  Speaker 3: Something, but I couldn't figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: How's that song go?
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  Speaker 3: Jolene? Oh, that sounded like Jolene.
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  Speaker 2: This is Jolene. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. Oop, that's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel, or
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  Speaker 1: welcome to my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeChris, you can call
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  Speaker 1: me Chris, and we're here again with my sweet, sweet,
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  Speaker 1: handsome boyfriend, Oomphaville.
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  Speaker 3: He's holding me.
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  Speaker 4: Hostage in America, so I figure I might as well
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  Speaker 4: use him in this video.
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  Speaker 3: I love making videos with you. It's great, it's so fun.
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  Speaker 2: It is pretty fun, honestly. It's always fun. It's effortless.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun, it's effortless, it's not work. It's just another day,
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  Speaker 2: I'm grateful to be alive. We're turning into a cringey couple.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we're going to be watching some cringy couple content.
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  Speaker 3: Some of it's cringe.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to watch some other couples because I
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  Speaker 4: feel like we're slowly evolving into them.
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  Speaker 2: Like in what way?
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  Speaker 3: I think we need to check ourselves. We don't really
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  Speaker 3: make couples content. Well, I guess we do.
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  Speaker 2: We don't make couples content. Oh, God. The only couples
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  Speaker 2: content we've ever done is this freaking TikTok that I
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  Speaker 2: forced you to be in the other day. This is it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, but that is funny.
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  Speaker 2: This is not cringe. This is like clear mental illness
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  Speaker 2: just seeping through.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was doing it before.
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  Speaker 2: It's much... It's a resident.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to pass out.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure you breathe in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: All right, give them a compliment. You guys are looking
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  Speaker 2: very rectangular today.
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  Speaker 3: You are rectangular. They don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking very devoid of whole today. I have no holes.
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  Speaker 2: I am rectangular.
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  Speaker 3: It means something good, right?
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  Speaker 2: Rectangular?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it does.
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  Speaker 2: I think it means like you're like a, because the
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  Speaker 2: guy's a CEO and he feels like he's a square.
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  Speaker 2: He lives in a round world, but he's a square.
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  Speaker 3: Right. You're different.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are all so different.
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  Speaker 4: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: And that's a compliment. Mm-hmm. Not in a pick-me way, either.
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  Speaker 2: Being an individual is one of the most important things
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  Speaker 2: about being alive. It's true.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's get into it. This guy's got a shirt
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  Speaker 3: that says, I love my.
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  Speaker 2: Girlfriend. What I wear when I go out without my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: What I wear when I go out without my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: What if I said you had to wear that every
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  Speaker 1: time you come out?
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  Speaker 2: I think that'd be a really red flag, but I
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  Speaker 2: don't go outside ever, though.
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  Speaker 3: True. And it says, she said I couldn't go out
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  Speaker 3: otherwise in the caption.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure it's fake.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably a joke, yeah. It seems funny.
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  Speaker 3: Would you wear a shirt like that?
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: I think you would, just because.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd wear it if I didn't have a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: I never make you wear it. I have a shirt
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  Speaker 2: like that replaced girlfriend with grandma. I like that. I
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  Speaker 2: love my grandma.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Landon.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing good. How are you?
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  Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah, I'm so down.
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  Speaker 2: Who's laying? Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just laying on my friend.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Hey, bro, this is Connor. This is her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what game do you guys play? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: This is the content I can't stand.
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  Speaker 2: This is fake, right? The phone is right there.
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  Speaker 3: It'd be like me having the phone right here and
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  Speaker 3: doing stuff with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: As if you can't see it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand who watches this and likes it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you did that, you know what I'd do?
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  Speaker 2: This is Caleb, her boyfriend. She said my words is
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  Speaker 2: twice as big as yours, and that's if I fold
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  Speaker 2: it in half.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I would say.
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  Speaker 2: Cheating prank on my boyfriend. Gone really long.
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  Speaker 4: Wrong. Oh, damn!
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: First of all, how fast she's going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Who can pump that fast?
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Is that real? Did he come in with a Minecraft sword?
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  Speaker 2: Does he have a Minecraft sword? He's just swinging at nothing.
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  Speaker 3: If we ever start making this content, stop watching us.
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  Speaker 2: Click the little three arrows to the right of the
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  Speaker 2: like button and hit report video. And then do violence
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  Speaker 2: and harmful activities.
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  Speaker 3: What if I asked you to make this?
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  Speaker 2: If you asked me to make this, I wouldn't even
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  Speaker 2: know what the fuck to do.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, what do I do again? I have
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  Speaker 2: to act. I'm not a thespian.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like your flamboyant voice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they've never seen Frankie. This is my dog, Frankie.
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  Speaker 2: She's the light of my life.
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  Speaker 3: And this is Petey.
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  Speaker 2: She's the light of my life.
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  Speaker 3: We're just missing Kevin.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Did she just hack?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's her. That's her whole personality. Light of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Look at this face.
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  Speaker 2: The moon of my world. She's the moon of my world.
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  Speaker 2: What do they say in Game of Thrones?
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  Speaker 3: The moon of my life.
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  Speaker 2: You're working girly with a jobless boyfriend. That's me and you.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: There's lots of guys that do this.
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  Speaker 2: That are jobless?
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  Speaker 4: Well, that are jobless, but they demand that they pay
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  Speaker 4: with their girlfriend's card or with their girlfriend's money so they.
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  Speaker 3: Look like they're paying. Oh, I didn't even see that.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it's about.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even see that part.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen so many TikToks like this.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Where they're like, I need to look like I'm paying
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  Speaker 4: because I'm a man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 2: There was a time when I didn't have any money.
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  Speaker 2: There was a woman that has paid for me before. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: I never thought about it one time.
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  Speaker 3: Or you're in a different situation. But yeah, you wouldn't say,
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  Speaker 3: give me the money.
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  Speaker 2: So I can... Before I'd do that, I'd go out
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  Speaker 2: to my truck and then get my 100% discount. And
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  Speaker 2: then take it back in and then get 100% discount.
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  Speaker 2: It's just people like me where I was from. They
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  Speaker 2: really like me a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking about a gun. Okay. Of course. Of course.
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  Speaker 2: 100% discount code. I'm just kidding. I'm trying to be edgy.
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  Speaker 2: I got camo on.
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  Speaker 3: Rate his outfit in the comments.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's great. I love it. I love what you're wearing.
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  Speaker 2: You're beautiful all the way. Oh, yeah. The big V.
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  Speaker 2: All the skin.
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  Speaker 3: It makes our eyes pop. Your green eyes and my
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  Speaker 3: blue eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Asking my husband to touch his favorite part of me. See,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like this isn't that cringe. This is a
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  Speaker 2: funny video.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them are cute. I mostly did this
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  Speaker 3: because I wanted to ask you to touch your favorite
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  Speaker 3: part of me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Classic.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so now I got to touch my favorite
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  Speaker 2: part of you. I don't know. I have a lot
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  Speaker 2: of favorite parts. I don't think I can legally touch it.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest. I don't want to touch your eyes.
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  Speaker 2: That's my favorite part.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: They're so pretty.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And they're blue. Asking my GF if we can trade food.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really like mine. Can we trade? Hunter, we
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  Speaker 3: just got our food.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really like it. That looks really good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's really good. It's a baked pancake.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, can we trade?
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  Speaker 3: She's hungry. Hunter.
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  Speaker 2: You know I love pancakes, babe.
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  Speaker 3: Then why didn't you order it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought I would like this, but
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  Speaker 2: I really don't.
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, the pancakes look a lot better.
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  Speaker 2: What's that?
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  Speaker 3: The pancakes look a lot better in my opinion. We
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  Speaker 3: just share all our food.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, I wouldn't be able to eat any of that.
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  Speaker 2: We'd be able to eat for three days off that
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  Speaker 2: damn pancake plate. We can share that shit all day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a pecker. Is that weird? Did you say pecker?
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  Speaker 3: I said pecker, but I said it in an accent.
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  Speaker 2: You sounded like you're from Georgia.
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  Speaker 3: We're just a couple of peckers.
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  Speaker 2: Peckers. I like to peck food. Pecking food's good. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I asked you to have your meal.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you'd give it to me. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't eat it, for one.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but the whole purpose of this is to...
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  Speaker 3: If I.
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  Speaker 2: Said, can I have that? Yeah, I'd say absolutely. How
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  Speaker 2: much you want?
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  Speaker 3: How much you want?
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  Speaker 1: All of it.
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  Speaker 2: You'll meet you at first? All of it. When you
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  Speaker 2: marry a man who is two years younger than you.
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  Speaker 2: This is you. I do do that, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You do it every day, multiple times a day.
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  Speaker 4: Boom, boom, boom, boom.
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  Speaker 3: Boom, boom.
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  Speaker 2: That was pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: That was good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that one.
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  Speaker 3: You're two years younger than me, too.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: I'm 45.
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  Speaker 2: I'm 13 years older than you, and we met 10
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  Speaker 2: years ago. We did. When you were 17. problematic relationship
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  Speaker 2: just kidding we met last year and we're both the
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  Speaker 2: same age no we met the year before last true
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  Speaker 2: give it eight months we'll be two years to be
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  Speaker 2: two years none each other it's pretty cool first time
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  Speaker 2: i saw you i didn't think you were real you
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  Speaker 2: mean i didn't believe it was real life what just
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  Speaker 2: because like you're just i don't know you just don't
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  Speaker 2: look like a normal you're just not something you see
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  Speaker 2: every day uncanny valley no no no no a little
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  Speaker 2: bit sometimes no it's just like where are you here
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  Speaker 2: who's that that's pretty much what it was When you.
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  Speaker 3: Saw me in person?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were kind of fake, too.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't look real.
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  Speaker 3: I just see you on the internet so much. I
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  Speaker 3: guess that's how people feel when they meet us.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In person.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know you were real. I opened you up
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  Speaker 2: when you were sleeping and looked inside.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. My mustache is gone. My eyebrows are
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  Speaker 3: looking good. I'm freshly waxed. I'm feeling amazing.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: You did good.
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  Speaker 3: No, the waxing guy, he was so good. Like, he
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  Speaker 3: knew all the spots to hit.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the front desk guy? No.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: My waxer, he was a guy, and he like- What
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  Speaker 3: the- This is so bad. Yeah, he like waxed me,
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  Speaker 3: and he knew like all the places. He was very cool.
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  Speaker 3: He's like our age.
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  Speaker 2: Our age?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's a terrible actor.
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  Speaker 3: He's a terrible actor. That's his job.
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  Speaker 1: So bad.
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  Speaker 2: Are you waxing whiskey, whiskey?
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: Guy waxes me. You don't see you freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even get waxed. I'll wax you.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: I waxed my leg once for a video.
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  Speaker 3: You'll give me a bikini wax?
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  Speaker 2: I'll wax whatever you want. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I think that'd be kind of funny.
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  Speaker 2: Waxing is fun. It is.
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  Speaker 3: I've made my own sugar wax in a video and
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  Speaker 3: I did it.
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  Speaker 2: I like waxing. I like the feeling of it ripping
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: my hair out of my body.
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: Jay, put in the clip of me saying that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This stuff just feels good. I'm just going to sit
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  Speaker 3: here and wax my whole body.
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  Speaker 2: I literally, I love it. Yeah, I like it. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, ooh, ah. Dude, the leg is awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Because I got hairy legs. Arms. Dude, legs are.
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  Speaker 3: But my legs can't get that hair. I got long
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  Speaker 3: arm hair. We should wax ourselves.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: You should wax me. I'm covered in hair.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not really that hairy. I got hair.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: We're a couple of freaks. What's up, guys? Oh. Albert
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  Speaker 2: Fingernoodle here. I farted in my grandpa.
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  Speaker 3: This is a part of it, but I thought this
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  Speaker 3: was you when you were older. And you're wearing camo
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  Speaker 3: just like.
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  Speaker 2: Him right now. That's not bottom land. That's not Mossy Oak.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: That's not real tree bottom land. All right. Breathing machine.
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  Speaker 3: This is us if we had TikTok at the same time.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: I'm currently on the run after committing multiple felonies in
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  Speaker 2: a gated community. This is my TikTok. What's up, guys?
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  Speaker 2: Albert Fishburne here.
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  Speaker 3: Hold up the number three. Interesting. Okay, now play the TikTok. No,
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  Speaker 3: that's how you do it. And he died, I'll hold
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  Speaker 3: up three fingers. He will never do this.
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 3: Can you hold up three fingers? You did this.
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  Speaker 4: Weird.
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  Speaker 3: That means you're a man written by women.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a man written by women? Apparently. Oh, also, apparently
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  Speaker 2: I used to do math with my hands as well,
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  Speaker 2: and I would start with my pinky.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, that's interesting.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's weird. I do this. One, two, three.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Give me a math problem.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: Okay. 21 times 7. 147. Jay, check that. It's probably right.
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: Married a hockey goalie and your days look like this.
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  Speaker 3: This was you earlier.
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  Speaker 2: That was you. I wasn't moving around. You were screaming
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: at that dinosaur. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: It looks so real.
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  Speaker 2: So real. We got an Apple Vision Pro for a video.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm running around. Do you have a clip of that?
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  Speaker 3: No. You don't?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. Are you looking at me?
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: Are you freaking out?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Or you didn't get any clips of that? That's too bad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't mean to send this one. I just
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: really like it. Oh, that's nice. Do they know about Ace?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm getting a cow. We're getting a cow. We're
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  Speaker 3: getting a little baby cow.
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  Speaker 2: I'll show you guys. We're eventually going to eat him.
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  Speaker 1: No, what?
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  Speaker 3: We're not going to eat him.
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  Speaker 2: Vote below.
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  Speaker 4: If this video doesn't get to 200,000 likes, he's going.
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  Speaker 2: To eat my pet cow. That's not true. I will
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: never eat Ace.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Unless you ask me. If I lost all my memory,
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: what would be the first thing you'd tell me about us?
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: That's a very heavy question. I didn't watch this whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: I just thought that was an interesting question.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: If you lost all your memory, that is really interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I think she takes eight years to answer. I'll tell
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: you about how.
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: We built a life together.
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  Speaker 1: Today, Junior!
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: What would be your thing?
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  Speaker 2: I'd say, Christina, there's something you should know. One of
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: your favorite things ever is to keep a clean house
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  Speaker 2: and also make breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: This is my bit.
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  Speaker 2: Lunch. And dinner. And a tertiary thing you should know,
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  Speaker 2: something less important than the first two, is that Um,
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: you're a very giving person. Why'd you laugh? Because I
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: was trying to think of ways to just say that
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: you're going to give me a lot of money.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And, and. Very generous. Well, generous is too honest
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: of a word. Giving is like something you'd say, oh,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: he's very giving. Generous is like, you are very generous
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: in real life. In this hypothetical bit in which you
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: lost your memory, I'm trying to extract cleaning, cooking, and
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: also just money or stuff.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Materialistic things.
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: That sounds good.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: No, I would say, I would try to explain to
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: you how many people love you, I think.
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: That would be important.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: I got deep really quick.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I think old people, when they start getting dementia
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: and they get real old, they forget.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: They do. They forget. But how many people care about them?
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: What would you tell me if I forgot my whole memories?
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: You kind of took my bit. I was going to
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: say all this. I was going to say, you love
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: to pick up your clothes after you take off your
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: clothes and you put them in the laundry. You love
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: to do that.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: That doesn't seem like what I would like.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: You love it. And then when we order food and
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: we finish it, you love to throw it in the trash.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: I love leaving it out. I know. I know. This
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: is what I would tell you. Oh, I see. Yeah.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: No, I would just say, I don't know. I'm going
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: to be realistic right now. I'll get emotional.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Did you just say that I would look good with
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: bottom land, real tree bottom land?
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm wearing right now.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: That you look really good in real tree bottom land.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: It's actually mossy oak bottom land. I'm an idiot.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: You look really good in mossy oak bottom land.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Whoops.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: I just remind you of all your really, really good attributes.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: My exploits?
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: No, not your exploits.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: Like how kind and humble and caring you are and loving.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Well, hopefully that never happens.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Hopefully not.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: It's an interesting thought experiment, though. I emptied the full
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: bag into a bowl while this was in the loo.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: He was in the loo.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: What if I dumped all your Brookside chocolates out while
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: you were in the loo?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: I bought three other bags. I don't care.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Have you eaten them all? He sounds so funny. He's cute.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: He's eaten them all. He sounds like Harry Potter.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've eaten them all. Just got my letter from Harry.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: What if I threw all of your Brookside chocolate, all
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: the snacks?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: I would assume you had a reason. What did you
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: throw away recently that I asked what it was? You
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: had something recently that you threw away and I was like,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: where'd it go? And you were like, oh.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, the rock hard stale toast?
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: It wasn't, it wasn't rock hard. It was rock hard.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: I had one of them and I was like.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: It was like a crouton.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: That's how I like it.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know that. It was something new I
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: learned about you that day.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Whenever I eat eggs, I have to eat it with
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: hard rocks.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: He put it in the toaster and then left it
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: out for almost two hours.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he goes... So I threw it out. And
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: by God, it's delicious. Watching reality TV with your boyfriend.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Why is her blush so goddamn prominent? Like, she needs
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: a different blush or blend it better or something. Like,
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: that's just a striped line.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: She looks like a damn cheetah.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Or not cheetah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Like a tiger.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: I feel like this is you.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just point.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: He loves to just point out stuff.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I just get hooked up on stuff. I can't help it.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I get hooked up on it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Especially people like what they look like or anything like that.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: It's not necessarily mean. It's just very obvious.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if someone has like a quirk or something, I
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: just have to look at it. It's like, what's that?
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Why is that like that? Yeah, why is he dressing
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: like that? Why is he wearing that?
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Or if I'm like wearing a shirt that's a little weird.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she wore a fucking pirate's blouse. And I was like,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: you look like a peasant. And then she was like.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: and then ran away. She stomped the ground and then
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: ran away. And I changed my shirt. And changed your
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: shirt and I was like, I didn't mean it as
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: if you look like a poor carrot thief. I look
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: like a peasant.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: It's because people in the medieval times dressed like how
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: you were dressed.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I went to the bathroom after you said that and
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: looked at the mirror and I.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Was like, Look at it. This is what she looked like.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: It looked like this. Excuse me. Let's be real. It
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: was medieval as shit. It was badass. I liked it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I also didn't say it was bad.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: What did you say about this shirt? You said it
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: looked like something somebody wore in a movie.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: You look like a lacrosse player.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Adam Sandler wore in a movie.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a jersey. Happy Gilmore.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I think you said that.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: You look like Happy Gilmore.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: That's what he said. He's like, you look like Happy Gilmore.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: And I was like, all right.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I just can't help it. Actually, I stole this shirt
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: from Frank. I mean, I can't help it, I guess.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I know that you don't mean any harm by it.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I think it's cute.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I would mean harm if I said, that's very ugly.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Take it off and burn it. Or something like that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: It's me with cookies.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: That's an ugly ass cookie. That is, that looks really bad.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Why is he flopping?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: How I want insomnia cookies.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm going to go ahead and order some right now.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I want them so bad.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I love these two.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty funny.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I love these two. They dance so well. Like, this
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: is a joke one. What if I asked you to
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: do choreography with me?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I'd learn. You taught me that foot thing. Would you?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Of course, if it's funny. Okay. I'd have to figure it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: You'd have to give me a lot of patience, to
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: be honest.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd have to give me a lot of patience.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I'm a good teacher.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I'm a good learner. I think both of us are
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: good teachers and learners.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I'm physically pretty active, physically pretty talented.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I think you're not as patient as me with that, though.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: With teaching? Depends on what it is.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're teaching me guitar, you just kind of
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: move on to the next thing before I got it.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think that's necessarily patience. I just think
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: that the signals you're giving off are signals of confidence.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: If you need me to explain something deeper, I need
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: to know that you don't understand it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: No, I'm a fake it till you make it person.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I've noticed. That's healthy.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: No, I know. It's good for a lot of things,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: but with learning things, it's not.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Whereas I'm like, I have no idea what I'm doing.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Please explain it. Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: You have no pride with that stuff.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe not pride necessarily. Cause I feel like you're not like,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: you don't pride really.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I just want, I just want to. So I make
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: my brain think I know it. You know what I mean?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I would, from the videos I've seen
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: of you playing the guitar, I would, this is really rude.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I would think that you are much better at playing
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: the guitar than by watching those videos than you actually
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: are in real life at playing the guitar.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: What's that supposed to mean?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's not mean. And I'm not
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: saying you're bad at playing the guitar, but I thought
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: you were very good at playing the guitar. But when
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: you are in real life, you just want to learn.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I could just like, I just know like
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: chords and stuff.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Joe, a family handyman.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Today, I'm going to show you how to build a
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: simple dog house.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: It even did that?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Look, look. I'm telling you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. Get that shit done.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Look. Wait. Don't play with me with my, look.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: How dumb do you have to be?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems weird. He had no idea.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: What if I dressed up? Sometimes I dress up like
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: a dude for skits and stuff.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I like it when you dress up like Jack Sparrow.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Do you? I think it's funny.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: What if I make out with you? What if I
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: was like, yes, give me love.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'd like that. That'd be really
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: weird for me. That'd be really weird for me. I'd
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: be like Amber Heard.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: You'd shit on my bed?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's chopping her up with a.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's you. Poor guy.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: That's you. You don't act like that, though. You don't snap.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever snapped at you.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: You've never snapped. Not yet. I don't think I will.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Help. I don't know what it would take to make
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: me snap.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's not really snapping. No, but she's like...
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Should you be there? She's stern.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Would you quit? Put it down.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Stop that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Come on. We're in a public place. I don't think
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I'd ever do that. I don't get embarrassed very easily.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: That's true. At all. And you don't either. No, I
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: don't get that.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I think it would take a lot.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I think it would take, like, you, like, stripping down
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: to your bare butt and running around or something.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Pulling on my... Mm-hmm.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Like, that's illegal. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Because tonight will be.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: this. I don't get what? It's your homeschooled. There's always
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: two of these couples in school.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: They're just always hugging on each other?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Just macking on each other.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Ew. I don't like public displays of affection.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I don't either.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I don't like it when people are around me and
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: they start kissing and hugging and stuff.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I don't either.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: It makes me really uncomfortable.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I don't either.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I think we're very, like, I think the most public
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: thing we'll do is, like, just.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: And then maybe just sneak a little peck here and there.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just afraid that if someone's doing it in public,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I might join in. Just kidding.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're being overly confident.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I think... I mean, I'm literally under-asking my strength every time.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Okay. Look at this.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Go.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Wow!
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: He just.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're being overly confident. Could you do that?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe. I'm scared.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I want you to try it.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: If you can't lift me, I'll be sad. How are
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: you supposed to do it? I think you go... Yeah,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: you go like that. I'm scared of the dogs. Move!
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Move, dogs, move! I almost hit my head on the light!
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I could have thrown you up over my head. What
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: if I went, oh God. I need to wash my arm.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I feel like I've been mean in this video.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I love you so much. I would never do that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: All right, good to go?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't do an outro.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I love you, bye.