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THE PANTYHOSE AND STOCKINGS FETISH~ · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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  Tension. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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  and I've got a very poor little sick Barbie.
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  Hi, poor little Barbie. I'm just a little tired and I'm
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  just a little sick. Oh poor Barbie, this is just not
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  the time before Christmas to be getting sick.
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  I. Know I'm so busy too it.
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  Sucks. It sucks balls, but the big,
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  gross, hairy kind. I saw a set of balls the other
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  day and he shaved all over and then he has these four or five
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  inch long ball hairs and pubic hair you have.
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  To try for that it it. Covers everything.
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  You know what's funny is that mean you were talking about ball
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  hair wands and you asked me like, you're like, do you?
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  Does ball hair gross you out? And then I realized that all the
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  guys I had been with have just been like good little bitches
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  and just have always been perfectly manscaped for me.
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  So I actually forgot men grew hair on their balls for a
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  minute. And I was like, what do you mean
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  men grew hair on their balls? And I'm like, oh wait, no, I'm
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  just a lucky bitch. Right, You know, so when I saw
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  this guy come into the dungeon the other day, yeah, I said to
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  him. I said, So let me ask you, have
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  you ever had a woman just beg to suck your cock?
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  And he's like, no, unfortunately not.
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  And I said, yeah, you know why? Because you have fucking hair
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  going from your fucking penis all the way down your balls, and
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  it looks like some gross hairy monkey is growing between your
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  legs. It looks disgusting.
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  Which is crazy because I know he would probably complain if a
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  woman had a Bush like that. No shit.
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  Yeah, no shit. It's the fucking double standard
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  of it. I I'm not a big fan of a Bush,
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  but you know, to each their own. I feel like if you're, if you
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  have good hygiene, hair doesn't matter.
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  But I will say I'm not a big fan of hair.
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  Yeah, I'm not. Well, you know, and we live in
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  the South. It gets hot in the summertime.
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  Why would? You I would not grow hair from
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  like the chin down. Yeah.
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  Why would you want to have hair? Yeah.
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  You know, that was the other thing.
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  He was shaved all over. I said all over.
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  You shave, you're a biker. His legs were shaved, but you
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  don't shave around your Dick. And balls right?
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  What? He just scared.
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  I don't know. That was really weird it.
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  Was the grossest I've seen in a couple.
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  Years I will say I don't mind hair if it's maintained like if
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  it's like trimmed and cut and like it looks intentional like
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  yeah, I have hair 'cause I do that I'm not I don't shave bald
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  like I just I take a nose hair like a men's nose hair trimmer
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  and I just trim it down but it's maintained it's cute it's where
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  it needs to be you have. Blonde hair.
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  I do have blonde hair and it's fine so it's like soft too
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  you're. Giving guys so many great images
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  right now. I could probably corner on my
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  pubes if I wanted to. I'm kidding, it's too short.
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  Like Barbie's soft blonde pubic hair.
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  I condition them so it's beautiful and dainty and soft
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  but but like I don't mind who fucked guys have hair as long as
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  it looks like they've at least tried to take care of it a
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  little bit like. So gross Barbie.
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  I'm surprised he could find the head of his Dick to piss.
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  That's how gross it was. But you know I love men.
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  I love men. I maybe I'll maybe I'll like it
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  when I'm older, but I hate shoulder hair.
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  I can't. Do that.
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  There's nothing to like about. That I can't do it.
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  I'm not a big fan of back hair. Chest hair I've grown to like a
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  little bit more if it's kept. I feel like I feel like the
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  difference between like sexy body hair and just you look like
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  you look gross is if it looks intentional or maintenance at
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  all. Because I will say there is
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  something hot about like like kind of a trim chest hair
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  because you're like, oh, you take care of yourself.
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  But when it's scraggly and you got If you have only three
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  pieces of chest hair, shave it. Let me tell you, I'm sure you've
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  never watched this, but Godfather 3, Andy Garcia, he's
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  got very dark hair. And in that movie he was one
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  sexy motherfucker with black, a furry chest.
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  I mean, it was sexy. That's cool because he's wearing
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  red boxers and a red silk robe. Fuck, yeah.
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  All day long. But this motherfucker that I saw
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  the other day, it was just beyond repulsive.
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  I, I mean, I'm so bad. Like I said, I love that.
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  I hated nipple hair. That shit.
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  Get get rid of your fucking nipple hair.
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  Exactly what do you got? One singular nipple hair.
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  It's happy get rid of it, shave it, pluck it, you know, come on
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  and honestly, men have so little jobs to do with their body
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  grooming and and they're. Also just trim it because the
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  longer it gives the grosser it looks.
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  Trim your armpit hair. Nose hair you shouldn't have
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  like a nose hair, you know, like.
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  Trim your armpit hair down. Just make it look your.
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  Hair. Get rid.
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  Of it the. Only hair that should be long on
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  a man's body is the hair on his head, Yeah.
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  And that's if it looks. Good.
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  And that's the only hair you all seem to like to shave.
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  Even facial hair, it can be nice.
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  It's a weird. It can be nice.
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  As long as it looks. Well kept.
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  Oh God, I've been. Yelling at men for the 1st 10
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  minutes we had a plan. We love you men, but don't be
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  gross. So I'm on the fence today about
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  if I love men or not. All right, Well, I do love that.
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  You know, we have basically 75% male listeners and men get this,
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  you know, they understand that they have to groom themselves.
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  You know they don't have little. Effort goes a long way.
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  Yeah, they don't have to do fake nails.
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  Most men don't do toupees or wigs, you know.
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  I I don't even care if. They do.
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  Women have to do wigs, You know, a lot of women have to do that.
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  I wear wigs for funsies but. You know, we get our nails done
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  our our toes done, we get all these things done because we
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  want to look our best. But man.
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  The bar is in hell, so it's really easy to like.
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  God bless. OK, so we've got another fan who
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  wrote us and he's like, I love your podcast.
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  I had to delete some of my comments because I was getting
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  in trouble with Spotify for what I was saying in the comment
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  section. Being just naughty.
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  Yes, he's like, let's just say you would have liked them.
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  So Gavin, shout back at you and Gavin wrote wrote me.
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  Repeated message, Gavin. Gavin wrote me repeated messages
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  via e-mail and he was just like, yeah, you know, your voice makes
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  me cum and da da da da da. And I was like, holy shit.
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  Spotify probably has a train sniper on them right now.
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  Now for those of you who don't go to our website, it's Mia's
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  dungeon show and I will say that we have an episode that's that's
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  featuring the little whore on there people side fun that was
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  it was streamed 400 and 6800 times more than any average
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  episode of any podcast. I mean, that's pretty crazy 4.
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  100 and 6800 or 1000. 460 800,000 times it was, it was
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  viewed, but it was 400 I should say 400% more than any other
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  episode from any podcast. Crazy.
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  So overall we have an increase of 20% more listeners and this
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  year within the last six months, which says something else.
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  So I, I was going back on our episodes and one of our biggest
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  episodes that we talked about was pantyhose fetish.
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  And I know that you told me and our listeners oh so long ago
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  that you had somewhat of a pantyhose fetish because you
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  like to see the come come through the pantyhose.
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  No, I did not. Say that you said that.
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  We're going to go back and find that Barbie.
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  No OK, so I didn't know I OK this sounds like this can be
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  kind of like lore moment, but like I didn't know about
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  fetishes like I was younger but like you know how you just end
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  up with them. I didn't think about this till
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  like a few months ago when I was thinking about fetishes and I
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  was like, I guess I technically do kind of have a little bit of
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  a nylon fetish. I had it was bigger when I was
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  younger, like when I was like a teenager and stuff like that
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  because I don't know what it was.
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  But it's it's less about I guess nylon specifically and more of I
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  really thought there was something hot about like clothes
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  being but like thin clothes. I don't know how to explain it.
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  No shame. Like something about like it was
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  specifically like, I guess, yeah, someone coming through
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  nylon, but it was specifically about like touching the Dick
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  through nylon that I thought was hot.
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  Like something about it being covered, like made it more like,
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  like, I don't know, attractive for me.
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  Yeah, erotic. So I like the nylons and stuff
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  like that. And so I liked videos of like
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  dry humping with like clothes on where you could like see like
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  the Dick get hard through the clothes, but people have their
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  clothes. On Hey, I don't think there's
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  anything wrong with it. There's no shame.
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  I've said I'm a prude on this podcast 100 times.
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  So you. Have said.
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  That I like. I like porn with clothes on.
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  I'm sorry guys, that. Sounds so.
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  Funny, it's odd brand for me. Is it like Mormon born that
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  you'd like? I think I don't close.
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  On anymore now. That's OK, no?
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  Judgment. No judgment.
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  No judgment whatsoever. Mia will talk to me about
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  something and I just look scandalized.
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  It's. I'm in the dungeon clutching my
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  pearls like I'm not standing in a sex dungeon.
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  OK. But I will say that we're going
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  to talk about pantyhose. Yeah, so.
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  Love wearing them. I was.
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  Going to say it, it's very exciting for a lot of people.
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  I got a pair of oh, I remember I warmed to a few of the parties.
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  I thrifted them and they were like in the package and it was
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  these thigh high nylon socks and oh, I just felt so sexy in them.
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  Like something about them was just so hot and I loved them so
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  much and I think I ended up ripping them so I want to get
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  another pair but oh I love them. They were like sheer and shiny
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  and I warmed to a few of the parties and everyone seemed to
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  really like them and I was like, I feel sexy in these.
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  I bet you did. I know you had a lot of
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  compliments on it. Yeah, I wore them with the big
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  fetish heels I have, so of course I'm wearing like nylon
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  thigh highs and fetish heels. Everyone's going to be at my
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  Dick about it. OK, so now also, so the fetish
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  is abnormal for a lot of people, or at least they think it is,
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  which I really don't think it is.
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  You know, we've had this one gentleman I've seen for a number
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  of years and he comes in wearing the the pantyhose over usually
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  rubber panties and a diaper. And there's some.
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  Yeah. He loves it and he loves the
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  feeling of the pantyhose because he gets that tight control top
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  so it's like all controlled and compressed so.
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  How do you think that part of it's like hot?
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  Do you think it's hot? Yeah, I wouldn't wear rubber
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  panties and a diaper. Why not Barbie?
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  I don't know, not too much self respect.
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  Kidding. No, I mean, you know so many
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  people. Love it.
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  No, Yeah. So there's also apparently this
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  Japanese photographer that uses pantyhose as a means to portray
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  a voyeur with a predatory gaze. Like you're robbing a house with
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  a with pantyhose on your head. Yes, yes.
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  I mean, I don't know, They did a lot of movies like that in like
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  the 70s and 80s. And it's like, does it really
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  disguise your face? No, it smashes your nose down
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  yeah, but I think it it back in the day it blurred that your
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  face on camera, if that makes sense.
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  I. Guess so.
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  I will say I've always been a fan of the wearing, not, I'm not
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  going to say wearing clothes during sex because I sound
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  crazy, but I've always been a fan of wearing something.
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  And I think that's where, like the nylon thing comes in because
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  I think being almost naked is hotter than being naked, you
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  know? Yeah.
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  So like I love having a thigh high on or like still having
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  like a skirt on or something like that, you know, or having
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  like, like a little like my top is still on somehow.
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  Like, I don't know. Hey, that's OK, right?
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  But you get what I'm saying. Like I do.
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  I feel like being almost naked is hotter than being naked.
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  I totally get that. I totally get that.
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  And a lot of people, you know, before even sex is involved, the
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  concept of hosiery. I mean, you think about it from
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  like the 30s and 40s, thirties, the hoses, the hoses.
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  All right, So anywho, yeah, back in the 30's, the pantyhose
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  stockings were almost like socks that were terrible.
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  But by the 40s you had the pin UPS, the 40s and the 50s, and
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  then they had the sewn line and the pantyhose.
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  I mean, that's when I was sexy with the garters and everything
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  else. I like I've always been a fan
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  of. I don't know if you know this,
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  but you know how we're fishnets all the time.
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  My fishnets actually aren't like standard fishnets that come up
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  like pantyhose. They're tall socks that come up
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  to the top of my thigh, and I do that.
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  So like when I go to the bathroom, it's really easy, so
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  I'd also pull everything down. Agreed, I totally get that.
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  It's so much nicer to just wear like I've been wearing.
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  I like in high school. Oh my God, It was so easy.
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  Like when I'd have to change for PE and stuff, Like I didn't have
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  to get naked to put my fishnets on.
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  I could just pull them up, like all the way up into my shorts.
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  And then I could just keep it moving.
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  Yeah, I was wearing fishnets in high school.
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  Fuck you. But like.
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  Hey, you're probably very stylish.
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  When I was I was a little goth kid.
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  I went to this yeehaw high school.
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  So I was like the craziest thing they've ever seen.
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  I was gonna say. You have to tell me which high
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  school you went to. Yeah.
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  I went to the one right up the road.
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  Oh, my gosh. OK, Did not know that.
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  All right, So you know, do you think there's an association
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  between like a foot fetish with the stockings?
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  Yeah. Well, I think anytime it's
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  something that like can be a sock, then yes, I don't know,
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  because then you then it goes into is liking thigh highs a
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  foot thing or is it a thigh? Thing.
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  Yeah, exactly. So with nylons, I feel like it
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  can be a foot thing, but it also can be a genital thing because
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  it's up over your ass, or it can just be a sensation thing.
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  You know, you can break that down in so many ways, yeah.
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  Well, I feel like it's just broad, you know what I mean?
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  It's very broad. We had a guy come in with a
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  nylon fetish and we were, you know, me and me were both doing
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  it and I realized like a little bit into the session we hadn't
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  done anything with nylon and he didn't really have any all and I
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  think he had on he had on fishnet.
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  No, you had him in nylon tights with like the nylons had like a
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  Dick in them. And so his Dick was like in
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  that. And it's really.
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  Cool. Mia was doing, I forgot what
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  you're doing. I think you were doing a little
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  bit of CBT on him. But we had him chained up facing
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  a wall. And so I decided to put like a
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  pair of nylons on my hands. Like I put my hands into them
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  and I started like, like just giving him like a massage with
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  it on my arms. And he seemed to really enjoy it
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  because he because he liked the feeling of nylon.
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  See, I kind of like the imagery of being trapped in nylon a
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  little bit. But he liked the sensation of
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  it, and I think halfway through your little CBT thing, I ended
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  up putting the nylons over his head and choking them with it
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  and he loved it. Isn't.
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  It amazing, yeah. I've been getting creative with
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  the toys in there. I don't use them properly half
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  the time. Well, it's and again, it's it's.
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  You'd use them in an unconventional way that is true,
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  you know. That poor necklace.
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  You know, there's certain people you know, who talk about in the
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  articles that I've read before that women don't necessarily get
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  turned on by two by pantyhose, but.
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  Could be like a desensitized thing, like if a woman wears
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  pantyhose every day. That's true.
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  That's true. But you know, at the same time,
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  I think it's, I think it's erotic.
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  Now I know Barbie's sick. I'm not sick.
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  I'm I'm being honest. Well.
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  Well, I think, you know, I think sometimes like when guys would
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  are like, I think if people have a nylon fetish, I think it's
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  kind of like like I said, like I think they also feel the same
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  way where being almost naked as being as hot as being naked.
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  And so they kind of like imagine like taking the nylons off or
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  feeling the body through them and are ripping them.
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  Because I have noticed people who have like fishnet fetishes,
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  their biggest thing with fishnets is they want to fucking
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  rip them off your body. Like that's what they want to
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  do. Same thing with like if you ever
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  watch nylon videos where like the whole point is getting
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  fucked in the pantyhose. Like one of the parts is they
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  want to RIP you out of them. It's never like let's delicately
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  take them off. It's ruining them bitches.
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  Well, I knew somebody. She would always wear double
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  layer pantyhose. So she would have, you know,
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  usually a pair of like black ones or nude and then she'd wear
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  the fishnet over them, you know, and I think it's just the look
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  itself is interesting and it just, it hides a lot, but then
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  it gives the allure of a lot of things, you know, with different
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  I'm about to. Buy a pair of fleece lined
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  pantyhose and I'll also show you them when we're done.
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  But they look like they look like if I you know how like a
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  leg looks if you just wear black pantyhose over it where you can
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  still see the leg through. Well, they made these nude like
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  fleece lined leggings that they basically sewed pantyhose onto.
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  So you're technically wearing leggings, but it looks like
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  you're not wearing leggings. So it's like perfect for winter.
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  So like I can walk around in a miniskirt with my leggings and
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  it looks like I'm wearing pantyhose and so like, but I'm
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  still warm. Oh my gosh, that's great.
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  Well, you'll probably sweat your ass off, but whatever works.
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  It's cold, yeah. So cold in Florida.
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  It was cold the other night, that's why I'm sick.
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  I did. 2 events outside at night and then got sick.
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  What the fuck? It was the two nights where it
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  was like 38°. Ah, that's terrible.
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  That's been like warm sense that's.
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  Terrible. You know, I'm, I try to go back
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  'cause I know that when we do have cross dressers, a lot of
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  them are into specific aspects of cross dressing, but they
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  always want to put pantyhose on. Yeah, maybe that just makes them
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  feel. Womanly, it must make them feel.
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  Because that is something that does not go across genders.
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  Though. I feel like skirts now are like,
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  hit or miss. Pants are for both.
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  Shirts are for both. Yeah, like, but I feel like
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  pantyhose like are like exclusively like worn by women.
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  Same thing with any kind of bra or panty, you know.
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  That's the gist of our conversation on that, I think.
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  But you know, listeners, if you you want to talk about it, you
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  want to tell us your fetish, your kink about it, by all
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  means, just right into Barbie or I and Oh yeah, let's talk if
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  you. Have a topic suggestion?
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  We'll talk about it. Yeah, and you know that whore,
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  Owl said. If anyone has an idea on what
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  they want done to them personally, that whore Al said
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  that she wants to take suggestions for Fucked Up
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  Fridays on what people want to see done to her.
• 19:42
  Yeah. So if anyone wants to see
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  something specific, by all means, if we can legally do it,
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  we'll do it. Yes.
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  Thank you. Look.
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  At you no script needed. I know I just, you know, opened
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  my third eye and said a. Badass Barbie today.
• 20:35
  Alright, so until then motherfuckers, may all your
• 20:38
  fantasies. Become motherfucking realities.