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I nominate myself 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh you're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is a little weird that Jay-Z's the boss of the halftime show, and then he's like, hey, hey, and by the way, I'm also gonna do it this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: But there's a lot involved.
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess it was in his contract that this was there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um it's also in my contract that I eat all the deviled eggs at Thanksgiving.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, we're the I p I pick me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, you pick you.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_00: Imperfect.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, did you ever find out is there a deviled egg eating uh food competition like the hot dog thing?
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  SPEAKER_01: I did.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is uh at Bright Penny Brewing, host their annual deviled egg eating contest.
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  SPEAKER_00: A brewing company and deviled eggs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dear God.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's in Mobain, North Carolina.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mobane?
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  SPEAKER_01: Mobain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mobane.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wherever that is.
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  SPEAKER_00: How about your boom gonna stink?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's uh that's gonna be my vacation for next year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, very nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm gonna wait, let me see if I can find Mobain.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, when do they host uh this here fine eating deviled egg competition?
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  SPEAKER_01: This year it happened, oh gosh, May.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's plenty of time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Totally.
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  SPEAKER_00: Plenty of time to figure it out.
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  SPEAKER_01: I also was looking at the comments because they had an Instagram reel about it, and how many people said they hated that they missed it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's others who also love deviled eggs as much as I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you've nominated yourself to compete.
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  SPEAKER_01: The guy who won this past year, he crushed two and this is how they that's what they said.
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  SPEAKER_01: He crushed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shout out to Joe Masciotto, which by the way, Joe Masciotto, of course, he's like, Joe Masciotto, I can crush those deviled eggs.
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  SPEAKER_01: He crushed two dozen deviled eggs in five minutes and 58 seconds.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's child's play, my friend.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, I think that is a way down.
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  SPEAKER_00: I could do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is a way down in your gut getting ready to shoot out the bottom.
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  SPEAKER_01: I never do eating competitions anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: This used to be something that would be asked of us, and I will not do it anymore, but I'll do a deviled egg one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kenny wants to uh uh he's gonna nominate himself uh to be the watcher of the empty toilet paper roll, uh, you know, when you're out and about.
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  SPEAKER_00: He says, uh he goes, I claim to be the empty roll of TP to watch people panic.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he wants to nominate himself for that job.
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  SPEAKER_01: Excellent, excellent.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh a couple other quick text messages, really uh really quick too, is um first of all, we have our OGs here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course, we have Lauren 3490 1336 4441, Iliana, who oh, 3386.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I just want to get those in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and I wanted to mention the World Series one more time.
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  SPEAKER_01: So World Series Brewers won last night.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what 1132 said I watched all the World Series games, stayed up for the 12-inning game, couldn't make it through last night, love the Brewers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, there is somebody everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just it I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: For me, there, you know what it is?
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  SPEAKER_00: There's just no connection.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I mean I I have a connection to New York because, well, one we we live in New York, and my brother's a huge Yankees fan, so I have to endure that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have a huge connection to Cleveland because, well, I live I lived there for years.
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  SPEAKER_00: I used to go to the games.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that was.
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  SPEAKER_01: What about Michigan teams?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um You lived in Michigan too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I was never uh never a White Sox.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, White Sox are uh Chicago.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was never a um Oh Jesus, what the heck is the uh Detroit Lions?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, that's the Detroit Tigers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tigers, Lions, Bears.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um No, I was never I was never one of theirs.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is the what is the team?
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  SPEAKER_00: I've drawn a total blank.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh are you it's the Tigers.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was Tigers.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well you started with the Lions, that's their football team.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know, I I at least said the right okay, I didn't say the right state.
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  SPEAKER_01: The right state type team?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I said the right state, wrong team.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was just never one of those guys, though, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh oh, back to uh uh Kelsey.
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  SPEAKER_00: She this is you're gonna nominate yourself for something like Jay-Z did to do the halftime show.
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  SPEAKER_00: I always enjoy being crafty.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do uh anytime uh or any time at work they need something made uh or done, I automatically uh dedicate myself to do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's a little more realistic.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's more like, okay, that's your I mean, I see what you're saying there, but how very office of you, because they had a when it was birthdays on the show The Office, that they had a little party committee, and Kelsey sounds like she would be the head of the party committee.
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  SPEAKER_00: It also sounds like a side character on that show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kelsey go to Kelsey.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kelsey will plan the party.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You only see Kelsey once a season and it's for a party.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what, Kelsey?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm I am gonna give you that legend's gift card.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good for you, because no one else in the office ever really wants to do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, let me answer Tara's question.
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  SPEAKER_00: She goes, What's up with the ad on the app?
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  SPEAKER_01: What is up with the ad on the app?
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  SPEAKER_01: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, no, I think she's like, Why is there one?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, Well, that's how we get paid.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is gonna shock you, Tara, but we need money.