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Go Vote · The Dingo Weekly

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Dad knows everyone.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Dingo is here too.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: They're here to make love to you. This is the
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  Speaker 2: Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly. This is the
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Dingo Weekly. This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 3: I only eat the white gummy bears, man.
• 0:41
  Speaker 4: I like the white gummy bears. They're yummy. They're pineapple.
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  Speaker 3: Because of racism.
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  Speaker 4: It's because of racism. I only eat the white gummy
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: bears because of racism. Also, I eat the other gummy bears.
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  Speaker 1: You probably segregate your gummy bears too, don't you?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I segregate all of my candies by color.
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  Speaker 3: I do too.
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  Speaker 4: It's not by color.
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  Speaker 3: It's not racist.
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  Speaker 4: It's by flavor.
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  Speaker 3: It's by color.
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  Speaker 4: It's not racist because I don't do M & M' s.
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  Speaker 4: M & M' s mean nothing to me. It's about flavor.
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  Speaker 3: You remember when Tucker Carlson was upset that the M
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: & M' s weren't sexy enough anymore?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was weird.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. You said M & M' s and then
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know why my brain was like,
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  Speaker 3: he got so upset.
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  Speaker 1: Get rid of that sexy green M & M.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was wearing those sexy heels with those legs.
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  Speaker 4: And now when she's wearing like sneakers, like, what are
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  Speaker 4: we going to the gym? Like, get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: And then he also mentioned the brown one, but, like,
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: not as much because she was brown.
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  Speaker 4: All I know is I don't want to fuck the
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  Speaker 4: green M & M anymore. Not nearly as much, so.
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Dingle Weekly Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Wild.
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  Speaker 4: I'm your co-host, Robbie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to fuck this candy anymore.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: Ted and Dingle here. What's up, everyone?
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: Here we are.
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  Speaker 3: I'm eating a white gummy bear.
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  Speaker 4: It's pineapple. It's good.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with separating by flavor. I like to
• 2:05
  Speaker 4: save the best for last. You know, I'm not sure
• 2:07
  Speaker 4: that pineapple would be my last. You know, the red
• 2:10
  Speaker 4: one's pretty good. Depends on the gummy bear, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Happy Indigenous Peoples Day, everyone.
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: Is that today?
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: What?
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: That can't be today. No way.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: It was two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: That was so long ago, dude.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: See, you don't even know. That's how I know you're racist.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't even know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what any day is. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what today is.
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: It's Juneteenth, bro.
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: It's June?
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 2:35
  Speaker 4: What the hell?
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  Speaker 3: It's October.
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: See, look, I'm not, I don't know. I don't know.
• 2:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: You might be racist.
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  Speaker 4: Date racist?
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: Date racist? That sounds really close to something else. He's
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: a date racist.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm not a date racist. I don't think. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we just made it up, so you better know
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: what it means.
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: Whatever it is, I don't think I'm that. Ted, did
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: anything happen this week?
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Oh boy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but we're making a date racist t-shirt.
• 3:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's going in the shop.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: Where do I begin?
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: If you say school shooting, I'm going to be so upset.
• 3:19
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you better not say school shooting. Was
• 3:22
  Speaker 4: there another one?
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  Speaker 1: No. Probably. Do you think it's problematic that The world's
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: most richest evil man has power over an entire country's internet.
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  Speaker 4: Now, just an aside real quick. When you say most
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  Speaker 4: richest evil, are you saying that he's the most richest
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  Speaker 4: and he's evil? Or he's the most evil along with
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  Speaker 4: being the most richest?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if he is the most evil, but
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  Speaker 4: I would say that his actions are up there. His
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  Speaker 4: ability to do evil and following through with it, it's
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  Speaker 4: up there. Along with the Doge and the USAID and
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  Speaker 4: now the Starlink.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought we were talking about Rob Schneider.
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  Speaker 1: He's so far from the most rich.
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  Speaker 4: Most evil? Rob Schneider? Yeah, I can see it.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, he's got a cool whiskey brand.
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  Speaker 4: Does he have a cool whiskey brand?
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  Speaker 1: It's like Liberal Tears or something, right?
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  Speaker 4: He wears the fedora in his advertisements, right?
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  Speaker 3: He's got an extremely sad whiskey brand.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man. Yeah, I think it's really fucked up what
• 4:40
  Speaker 4: he did there.
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  Speaker 1: It's really fucked up. Like, what'd he do?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you don't know?
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  Speaker 1: So he throttled Ukraine's internet, essentially, with Starlink.
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  Speaker 4: They basically only have Starlink for internet. Because it's all
• 4:55
  Speaker 4: satellite internet. Their infrastructure is not ideal right now. So
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: they rely on Starlink for their internet. And they need
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  Speaker 4: internet for controlling things like their drones. So without internet,
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: they are vulnerable to attacks. And Elon shut it down.
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  Speaker 4: Or he's been throttling it intermittently.
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  Speaker 3: Why would he do that?
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  Speaker 4: Shutting it down at periods of time.
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  Speaker 1: I have a theory.
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  Speaker 4: Why would he do that?
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  Speaker 1: I have a theory of why he did it. I
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  Speaker 1: think he's gonna I think he made a deal with
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  Speaker 1: Putin for, I mean, essentially for asylum in Russia.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Stupid.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: Then he's gonna go to jail.
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  Speaker 3: For what? Because he's the one who's going to jail.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing ever happens. Why do you keep saying things are
• 5:46
  Speaker 4: gonna happen? Nothing ever happens.
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  Speaker 1: He's the richest man in the world.
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  Speaker 4: He owns too much of everything. It's just nothing's going
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  Speaker 4: to happen.
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  Speaker 1: He's committed treason.
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  Speaker 3: No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe. So much treason has happened.
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  Speaker 4: Who's going to hold him accountable?
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 4: They're going to say, no, he didn't, is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Dingo is when he runs and wins his seat in Congress.
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I won't shut up about it.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: He's not going to shut up about it.
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  Speaker 4: If we're also being honest with ourselves- he was the
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  Speaker 4: one directing all this shit to happen, but Trump was
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: the one who allowed it to happen. He put him
• 6:28
  Speaker 4: in charge of destroying shit and said, go ham, do
• 6:31
  Speaker 4: whatever you want. And that's on Trump. I mean, yeah,
• 6:34
  Speaker 4: Alon is a fucking asset and he did a bunch
• 6:37
  Speaker 4: of horrible shit and he continues to do horrible shit.
• 6:41
  Speaker 4: But like at the behest of Trump.
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: Did you ever, when you were a child, think that like,
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: if these super villains were real, that they would be
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: such fucking weird losers.
• 6:54
  Speaker 4: I know, right?
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like, they're just like dorky, nerdy, like, I thought.
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: They'd be cool. Awkward.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: Like, I would almost be okay with it if they
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: were like the actual supervillains you would see in the movies,
• 7:09
  Speaker 3: like a James Bond film.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa. Cool.
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: But it's, you just got this oddly shaped South African dude.
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: He's so oddly shaped.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: Well, A weird dick that doesn't work. Like, give me
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: someone cool, man.
• 7:25
  Speaker 4: His torso looks like a Cybertruck. It's got corners.
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: It's so bizarre. He's so oddly shaped.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's from the ketamine?
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's from the ketamine, but I'm
• 7:36
  Speaker 4: sure it can help.
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: Does that do stuff to your metabolisms?
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess he is like the villains
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: in the movies. He's shaped like that guy from Despicable Me.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's kind of like green.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of. Shaped like the guy from Dune.
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  Speaker 1: I never saw it.
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: The blob guy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the blob guy.
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  Speaker 3: Dune sucked.
• 7:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not like Dune.
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: The original, the new one, the book. Like, it's all shit.
• 8:02
  Speaker 4: I didn't particularly like it.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: The old school video game was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to doubt that one just based on the rest.
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  Speaker 4: Regardless. Yeah, I don't know. He's not cool enough to
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  Speaker 4: be a villain.
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: No, try again. Try harder.
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: Actually, no, just stop trying.
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: Go away. Try a little.
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  Speaker 4: I just feel like there needs to be a competitor
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: to Starlink, too.
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: There is? Because Canada just switched over to something, one
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: of their own Canadian satellite things.
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: Good. I mean, there needs more of that. There needs
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: to be more of that. Not just Canada, every country,
• 8:46
  Speaker 4: but also America. I think there shouldn't be... a single
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: American satellite internet company. And I mean, there's probably not,
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  Speaker 4: but like who, who else is it? Who's it? Who's
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  Speaker 4: the competitor? I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 3: There's no competitors here. Everything in the U S is
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: owned by like five companies.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, there, there needs to be another, in a
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  Speaker 4: situation like this where it's critical to your wartime infrastructure,
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: you can't, Rely on one crazy person. There needs to
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  Speaker 4: be other options.
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  Speaker 3: Just get Ukraine on whatever Canada's using.
• 9:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for real. Honestly.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: It'd be Putin versus Putin.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. That sounds fun.
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: Well, I hope they get a good thing going over there.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, they turned it back on.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they turned it back on. Zelensky just said we're
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: back to normal speed.
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: But it shouldn't have happened anyways.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: No, it shouldn't have happened anyway at all. No. It
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be a thing that is allowed to happen. it
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: shouldn't there there shouldn't be anyone that has that kind
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: of power.
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: He got upset that they were using it to bomb
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  Speaker 3: the russian.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Bot farms they were yeah they were bombing the bot
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: farms and.
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: And then twitter's engagement dropped like 70 yeah.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: That that day was actually pretty wild like all the
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: comment sections were like just normal people talking to each
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: other and that's pretty twitter was like quiet And nobody
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: was engaging with Elon's posts, which was hilarious.
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard that actually also affected just like random
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: Russian citizens because those data centers were not just, I mean,
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: they were bot farms or they were used for bot farms,
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: but they're also just like file share services that Russians
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: use and stuff. And like they lost so many files.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: I saw like videos of like this Russian woman crying,
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: like everything was.
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: Gone about that.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like, it sucks. It sucks for Russian citizens.
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  Speaker 4: And I bet a lot of them don't totally know
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: what's fully going on. Like, I'm sure there's a lot
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: of propaganda and they restrict. I'm sure it's just like
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: they're they're just like, oh, my God, Ukraine destroyed our
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: data center. And like, why would they do that? Like,
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: that's their whole context.
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  Speaker 3: I've got just so much to care about on a
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  Speaker 3: daily basis here. I can't be like some lady who
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: lost her files in Russia.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that's the least of the issues there.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Try and back up more often. I don't know.
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: Speaking of losing files and stuff, did you hear about
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: that PHP vulnerability?
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: You kept trying to tell us about it, but it's
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: just so boring. No one will listen to me.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: No one will listen to me. I posted about it places.
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: It got, like, no engagement. Just about no one.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: They're like, okay, cool.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Because nobody gets it.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about 90% of the time.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: It's in full technical language that nobody understands what the
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: fuck you're talking about.
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: I barely speak English.
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: AI found two vulnerabilities in PHP, which a bunch of
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: apps on the internet use and services on the internet
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  Speaker 4: use and all these websites use where it can basically
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: just run commands on your application. It found a backdoor,
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: let's just say.
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: Tad, change the subject.
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: Well, we update our infrastructure. Dingo Daily is... Well, actually, no.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: I gotta finish.
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: One more thing.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: We're all patched up. We're mostly safe. We're not all
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: patched up.
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: We're mostly patched.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: Everything's patched up. Nobody worry.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: We're all patched up.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a really quick fix. I thought it
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: would be more of a thing because a lot of
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: the internet, like, they were saying, just shut everything down.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: But then the patch was released later that day, so
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: it was like, alright, everyone's back.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, I've got something different to say.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: All right, say something different.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: Last night I took my kids to the haunted houses,
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: like the spooky trails. You take them since it's like Halloween. Yeah, sure.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: There's scary shit everywhere.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, naturally.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: And blah, blah. It's not really anything to do with
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: the story. They went through again. I waited at the end.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: And I was just standing there for like an hour.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: And nothing happened. And this group of people walked by me.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: The man stopped to tie his shoe. And the woman clearly...
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: a fan of our president just by the, you know
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: how they carry themselves.
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: Just kicked him.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: She was wearing a nondescript football Jersey. It was just
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: a generic yellow and red football Jersey with no team
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: or anything. Hmm. It was bizarre, but the guy bent
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: down to tie his shoe and she goes, Oh, he's
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: pulling a caper. Nick.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: She's a keeper.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. In 2026.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Like what? What a random reference to pull out of
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: your ass.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: It just stuck with me for like hours. I wrote
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: a note on my phone. I was like, bring this up.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: How long ago? Was that over 10 years ago?
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be at least 10 years ago.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Right? That's so long ago. Someone kneels down and that's
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: the first thing you think of? Colin Kaepernick kneeling?
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: I'm just so used to them bringing up Joe Biden
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: and Obama and all these things that happen in the pit.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: You really are living so far in the past.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: I wonder if they just like get constant memes that
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: regurgitate old things. So it's like always top of mind
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: where all these like little things that you just would
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: never remember. Any normal person would never remember. They just
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: like always seeing memes about it.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: They just pass the memes around on Facebook over and
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: over again.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: It's like Colin Kaepernick is still like a relevant.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Somehow point of contention.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: I have no other explanation. I mean, that's pretty wild.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, it's not a big thing.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: It just struck me so oddly. I don't know.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: I will say this. Colin Kaepernick is currently on a
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: book tour about this whole ordeal.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, you think she's just riled up about his book tour?
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Maybe she saw him. I saw him on The Daily
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Show a couple weeks ago.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Look, I'm going to go out on a limb and
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: say she doesn't read much.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine. she would know that he's on a
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: book tour. I just, I can't imagine, but I don't know.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: I strike me as a big reader.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Why is it that they find it so necessary to
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: say people's names wrong?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: I know, right? It's like, I don't know. It's just
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: a disrespect thing. This is one thing that they can
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: easily disrespect people with.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: I guess it's like their little attempt at making someone
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: feel inferior.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Their microaggression.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, microaggression. That's the term.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: I think you're spot on. That's their way of making
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: someone else feel inferior. They're probably just so knocked down themselves.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Life can't be all too great if you're just calling
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: people by names that aren't their names. That's their way
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: to feel better about themselves is put other people down.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't look at her and be like, wow, so
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: put together. It was probably a, I don't feel good
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: about myself, so let me bring up This reference from
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: a decade ago.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: It's sad, really. Honestly, when you look at it in
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: that context, it's like, you know, let her have it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Call him Kaepernick, whatever. He doesn't care.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, it didn't make me angry or anything. It
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: was just like, what?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Life seems rough for you.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: What is it like in your head?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Honestly, just good luck. And, like, the fucking president, what
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: he said about... Oh, he can't kneel. What did he
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: say about Abdul El-Sayed? He called him like, his name
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: is Abdul.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: He also just called him Muhammad, yeah.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same thing.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Like, what are we doing? That's the president of the
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: United States. This is so wild. What even is happening?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: What even is this? Why? Why is that okay?
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know. The dude rapes kids. I don't care. Maybe.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: we're so far past like how he pronounces muslim names.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: I mean it's just for racism right because racism yeah
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: yeah speaking of uh i almost said muhammad al-sayyed god
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: damn it fuck you trump um speaking of al-sayyed though
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: that you saw that uh how he took down that
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: heckler Who was like, oh, why haven't you denounced the
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Muslim Brotherhood?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: A week ago? Yeah, Tommy, we already talked about that.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: God damn it, we talked about that?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Last week, yeah.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Did we talk about how that was a Hollyade?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he was a Hollyade, yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: He was a paid protester. Every accusation is a confession.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: We didn't talk about that, right? He was a former Hollyade.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Josh Hawley, the guy who ran away from the crowd
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: on January 6th.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: After actually what he did, it was funny. He walked
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: in front of the crowd, like on the Capitol steps,
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: like right before shit got intense. Then he raised a
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: fist up and he was like, yeah. And then he
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: ran in the building and then things started escalating. And
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: then you see him on camera in the halls of Congress,
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: like running away from where the crowd is starting to
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: breach the building. But he like actually.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Almost definitely peed himself a little too.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: He kind of instigated that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: He was so scared.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, so funny. One of his aides was
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: the person who was.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Tommy.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: He was Tommy. Fucking Tommy.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: You're a real piece of shit, Tommy.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: You're a real piece of.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Shit, Tommy.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: It's always a paid agitator.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Pathetic. How about that shit that Vivek Ramaswamy pulled... Oh, man.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: That's wild. That's fucked up. That's just inappropriate.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Just so inappropriate. So just nasty. And then we got
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: to give.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: The context for anyone who doesn't know.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: So Ramaswamy had an ad featuring Dr.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Amy Acton's mother. They're running for governor. Oh, governor. Yeah, okay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And it was Amy Acton's mother saying that she's a
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: liar and don't vote for her, basically. Her mother defended
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: her stepfather after he raped her from the time she
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: was nine to the time she was 12. Multiple times
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: abused her, raped her, was convicted. in court for raping
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: her so it happened he was guilty.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: And he was she was removed from the household as
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: a child after that whole incident not incident.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: And she was pretty much estranged from her mother like
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: she had.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Not spoken to her mother for 50 years over 50
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: years Yeah. Literally like her mother doesn't know anything about her.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: She's been gone for 50 years out of her life.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: And Ramaswamy put her on one of his campaign ads
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: saying that her daughter is a liar and not to
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: trust her. Someone who she hasn't been in contact with
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: for over 50 years. Yeah. And I mean, it's just disgusting.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: The mother who was defending the stepfather who was raping
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: her convicted of rape. Like, gross absolutely gross and then
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: trump was like i don't know i mean if the
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: mother doesn't like the daughter that that's really telling of
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: the daughter you know and i was just like what
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: is wrong with you dude like honestly what is wrong
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: everyone everyone on both sides of the aisle is like
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: that's disgusting take it down like you need to take
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: that's just gross and he was like well she sounds
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: like a shitty person because her mother doesn't like her
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: like maybe the mother's the shitty person huh There was.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Like three people that liked that ad and one of
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: them was the president. A third of the people that
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: approved of it was the president.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Vivek Ramaswamy, the president of the United States, and the mother. Honestly.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: No one else approved of that message.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: As of today, he has taken down that ad, but
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: it's too late because the venues that he had lined
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: up scheduled for rallies are canceling on him.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah. Amazing.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Good. That's crazy. That's, that's disgusting behavior to be like,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: that's okay to sign off on. Like, yeah, that's a
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: good campaign video. I approve this message. Like, bro, you
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: approve that message.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, when they, when they found her
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and they did it, they filmed it and they were like,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: this is totally a gotcha. They, are that delusional that
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: they think like we have her mother, her mother, her
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: own mother is calling her a liar. Like, but it
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: didn't take any research at all. No, I don't. Maybe
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: they did, but maybe they just, maybe they just think that,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, they know that their base is dumb, but
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: maybe they just think that like the rest of the
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: people of the country are Are just that dumb that
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: they're just going to take her at her word and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: not delve into it at all? It was minutes after
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: that ad was posted where people were calling it for
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: what it was. And here's the actual facts. How are
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you going to use that? Literally.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: How are you going to use that?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: How are you going to use that?
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I just, I don't understand the logic there. And I
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: honestly refuse to believe that they did any research. I
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: can't see it any other way than they found the mother,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: did not like the daughter, said, perfect, that's a commercial,
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: run it, and didn't ask why. Why don't you like her?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: They didn't look into it at all. There's no way
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: that they knew. Because if they knew, they couldn't have
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: run that. They could not have run that ad. are
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: they really that, that awful?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: There's no way they didn't know. Like that's, she's, she's,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: she has spoken about her abuse.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: You know, the thing that makes me think that they
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: did know is that they never took it down. They
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: didn't take it down. Everyone was like, dude, this is
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: fucking awful. And they left it up for the, however
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: long they left it up. So yeah, it was all intentional. Like,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like once you get the context to be like, oh, shit, really?
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Whoops. Our bad.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Taking it down. We did not intend that like that.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: None of that happened. It was all just like, yeah,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: what's wrong? All right, fine. I'll take it down. God, geez.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: So that's not no. Fuck you.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: So what?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And to what to what dipshit said, his own mother said,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I hope my son never gets into politics because it'll
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: be a disaster. She called him an idiot. She said
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: he's an idiot. He's immoral. I hope he never gets
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: into politics because it would be a disaster.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Smart lady. Stupid. Stupid.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Speaking of stupid things the president says, he said something
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: today at a rally.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Another rally.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: You know, I was like guessing which one you're going
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: to pick of the stupid things he said. I was wrong.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: He pretty much said, like, I know gas prices are high.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: but the oil companies are making hundreds of billions of dollars.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's good. So that's good. That helps Americans.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank God.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Like, right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: I was worried.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I was really, really worried.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Oil companies weren't making enough money.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I guess that justifies.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: You know, but like what, what can we do to
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: like push them towards like making a trillion dollars? You know,
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're making enough. And we're not doing
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: our part as Americans.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I was so upset about the high gas prices, but
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: now that I know that it's going to these super
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: wealthy oil companies, I feel better. I thought it was
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: going to brown people. Ugh.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I paid $ 5 a gallon this morning.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Just to own the libs?
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Wasn't happy about it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Filling my truck up with liberal tears.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: It is, um... So it's expensive to fill your truck
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: up with liberal tears. I wonder where they get them all.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: You gotta, like, squeeze them out of the libs.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Squeeze those libs. I thought you were.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Gonna say that the stupid thing that he said was
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: that he wanted to evict the White House press corps
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: and turn the briefing room into a swimming pool.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's stupid also, yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I thought that was pretty stupid. He's doing a lot
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: of home renovations. there used to be a swimming pool
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: underneath the briefing room.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: It's still there.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Swimming pool.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: It's, I mean, it's kind of like filled in or
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: like built on top of it, whatever it's there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Right. But the pool is still there. It's just, it
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't have water in it. It's got wires. It's got
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: wires in it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, I mean, there's precedent there, but still that's
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: just stupid.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: You need a briefing room.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: You just don't like the press. You're just trying to
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: get rid of the press.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. They keep asking me really hard questions.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: They keep asking him questions he doesn't like. Did you
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: see him with that reporter from The Independent?
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: No, what did he do to the reporter from The Independent?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: He said, you better watch it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: The guy was like asking him a question and he
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: was like, quiet, quiet. Like the way he like.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: He said, I don't know you. I don't know who
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: you are, but you better watch it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: You don't know where I am right now. You better
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: watch out.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I'm old and I'm scared.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Watch it. That other chick from NBC that he was like,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you're fresh.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: You're fresh.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You're really fresh. You're nasty. What an asshole. I'm so
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: sick of this fucking shit.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: I want to also say, what does he need a
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: pool for? Is he going to go swimming?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: He probably doesn't even know how to swim.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: No, he's going to do that fat old guy thing
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: where he just walks down to the bottom of the
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: stairs and then back out.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Do you think... If he goes in a pool, he
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: takes his shirt off.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Some of the weights and do some water aerobics.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: They don't make adult diapers that big.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Adult swim diapers?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Not swim diapers.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think they make swim diapers that big.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I feel like he's a t-shirt in the pool kind
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: of guy. 100%.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah. It just grips the bitch tits worse. Just
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: take the shirt off. It's never good.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Slow change of subject. I'm going to throw up.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Just suctions right to those bad boys.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: God damn it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Well, if you want to change the subject, election day
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: is coming up.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I already voted.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I've got my ballot right here.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I'm going to fill it out. I need to gripe
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: about this real quick.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: You gripe while I fill in some circles.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: You start filling some circles.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: First off, Bruce Blakeman, fuck you. Don't think so.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Fuck you. Bruce. I'm on this thing where I signed
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: up where they send me a mail-in ballot. I fill
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: out my ballot, I bring it to the ballot box,
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: and we're kosher. They said they sent me my ballot
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: on September 24th. Today, that we're recording this, at least,
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: is October 24th. It has been one month, and I
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: have not received my ballot. I'm worried that I'm not
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: going to receive my ballot.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: You still don't have it?
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I still don't have it. I don't know. I mean, obviously,
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: I can always just go and vote in person, but
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: that's a whole thing.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Is there... I'm pretty upset about this. Is there a
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: website or a number you can call and say, I
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: did not receive my ballot?
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: I'm going to call the number. There's a number or
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: an email or something. I'm going to contact them because
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: it's been a month and I'm not happy. I want
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: to vote. I want to do my civic duty and.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I want to vote.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Let me vote.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: I feel like there's shenanigans afoot.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Voting. Letitia James.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: All this USPS mail ballot shenanigans. I feel like I've
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: been shenanigized.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I went and voted early on the day the early
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: voting opened in my town. And I am never, ever
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: going to not vote early because it was the process
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: was so much better. One, it was closer to my house.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: It was walking distance from my house. So I walked.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: There was no line. I was immediately in. Did the thing.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Boom, boom, boom.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Out on my way to work. I'm only going to
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: vote early from now on.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I don't like leave the house though. That's my biggest problem.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: So just bring me the ballot.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I've only ever voted in person so it's kind of
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: just like that's I'm fine with it. It's the process
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: that I'm used to.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: You know, like, get up and, like, leave. It's like, ugh. Ugh.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Gah. Leave my palace? Whatever, Robbie.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't say the palace. I'm just lazy. I'm more
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: so saying I'm lazy. God.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. What do you even do? You work from home?
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Let me be lazy. Send me my ballot. They usually do,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: and it works out fine.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Speaking of voting, so apparently Trump aides told CISA, which
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: is the cybersecurity part of government, to secretly hack a
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: voting machine.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they told them, the cybersecurity arm of the government,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: to hack a voting machine.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: See if you can hack this machine. And then tell us.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: You know, the problem is, though, That Doge at the
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: same time fired way too many people and they didn't
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: have enough people to even really hack it. And the
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: people that were there were like, nah, we're not.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: So nothing, nothing happened, but they, they tried to get
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: them to hack it. They just, they didn't even have
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: the manpower. Cause cause Alon fucking wiped them out. It's
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: all stupid. Everything is stupid and, uh, and illegal and
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: corrupt and stupid.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Who'd have thought? Hiring a bunch of 20-year-olds to fire
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: a bunch of people based on keywords and emails would
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: have worked out well for anyone.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Not me.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't think so either, personally.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm done voting. Atta boy.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: God damn it, I don't want to vote. Never let
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: me vote.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: came to this country illegally.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Fuck. Ellis Island's fucked.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Is that illegal?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Is Ellis Island illegal? I thought that was as American
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: as it gets.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's the process anymore.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: They don't like that anymore.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: If someone swam up to Ellis Island.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: If you make it without getting shot, you get to stay.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: If you touch the island.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Once you touch it, you're good.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You're safe.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: You're in.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Automatic.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: The island is the base. That's what they're not getting.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: They're all at the southern border. Like, no, no, no.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: You got to get to Ellis Island.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: They're going to change your last name, but you get
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: to stay.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what they did to me. Actually, it was
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: my mom's side, so not really me. But my mom's
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: maiden name, they changed it at Ellis Island because they
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: couldn't fucking understand what they were saying. Like, what's your name?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: And they were saying, like, no, you're this now. You're fine.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: But you did make it, so.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I made it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I saw your hand.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: I touched the island. I'm an American now.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: So you can stay. Yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Speaking of hacking shit also, Quest Diagnostics. They got hacked.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: They got a lot of patients. I don't know if
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: anyone has done anything with Quest Diagnostics. They don't know
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: how many people got hacked. Be on the lookout for that.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Anyone out there who has done anything with Quest?
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: What are they hacking, Mike? My blood tests? Yep.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: All your patient information.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Your personal information.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Personal identifiable information.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: All that shit's out there anyway. I don't care.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Doge already took all that. Elon's got
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: everyone's social.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have everything.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I have everything.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Whatever. What about my blood type? I don't even know
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: my own blood type.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I don't either.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: I think I'm... Mayonnaise. AB?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Is that a thing?
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: AB... positive i think i'm b negative which is funny
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: because i'd be negative.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I'm oh negative i think i'm oh something i think
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: oh negative is.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: That universal donor there's oh positive universal donor.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: I think i'm oh negative i don't think i'm something
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: cool i might be a.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: No you're universal i think am i donor yeah which
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: one's the universal receiver So you can also give to
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: anyone with AIDS.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. O negative is universal donor.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: O positive is universal receiver.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: That's the best one.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: O positive can donate to all positive blood types.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Or is it A, B, AB? Which one's... God, you're
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: going to make me do this? I thought you were
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: already there.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I got it up.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: What do you want?
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: What's the universal receiver? A.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: B positive. Universal receiver. A, B positive.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Is the universal receiver.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: That means AB positive can take any blood?
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: It can take any blood. If you have AB positive,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: you can take any blood. Doesn't matter what blood. You
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: can take it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I'm the universal donor. Anyone can take my blood. I
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: can't take anyone's, but anyone can take mine.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Also cool.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I'm a universal donor.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: How often do you donate blood?
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: You know, I used to back in college a lot.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: fraternity stuff.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: You were a little low on cash?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: No, it was a philanthropy thing. We were not donating
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: for money. We were donating for philanthropy. Charity.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Blood for charity, semen for money.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Bing pot. That's how it works.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: I don't have a problem giving my blood.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: You should donate blood more as a universal donor.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't donate blood for money.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: It's easy for you to say universal receiver.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Right. I didn't say donate. I didn't say sell your blood.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I said you should donate your blood.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Donate it. Definitely donate it. You get a cookie, bag
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: of chips, something.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: You get a cookie and a juice box.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Juice box. Apple juice.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: It's good. Everyone should donate blood. It's important. Help people out.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Help your fellow Americans. This is one way that you
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: can actually make a positive impact. Most people are like,
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: what can I do? I can't do anything. What's voting?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Go donate blood. How about that? You'll help someone.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I don't want to donate blood. Can I just storm
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: the Capitol again?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Especially if you're O negative.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Especially if you're a negative like me. Go donate some blood.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Try and break a record. See how much blood you
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: can donate. Turn it into a game.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Most donated blood in.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: A day wins.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: You're going to have to go to multiple blood donation facilities.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll cut you off.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: They're going to cut you off. Don't do this. Take
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: back everything I said.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: See how much blood you can donate in one day.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Send your results to info at the Dingo Daily.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Send it to bloodcompetition at thedingodaily.com. Robbie will make a
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: new email.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not making a new email.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: He loves making new emails. I don't.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Email costs money. We only get so many free ones.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Well, just buy some shirts so we can make new emails.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: No.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Info. Also, don't email me your blood donation competition results.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Alright, don't buy the shirts.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Every shirt you buy is a new email we can create.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: See how many emails we can make Robbie make. Buy
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: your merch today.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Just go donate blood. A normal amount of blood. Don't
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: do anything that the medical professionals advise against.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: No, see how much you can donate in one day.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you do it, let us know. For
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: your safety, so we know you're still alive.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Whoever donates the most blood in one day gets a hat.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: How about that? It has to be over six pints.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: How about this? That's a good idea. Someone donate blood...
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: and we'll give you a free merch. You give us
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: proof of blood donation, and we'll give you a free merch.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: I'm feeling generous today.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Free merch on me. You donate a blood. You let
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: us know. Show me proof. First person to show me
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: proof gets a free merch of their choice.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Send that to info at thedingodaily.com.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: That one's real. Send that to info at thedingodaily.com. I'm
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: doing a promo. This is all of a sudden, out
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: of nowhere, spontaneous promo.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: If you donate all your blood, you get Everything. You
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: get one of each merch. You have to donate all
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: of your blood, though.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Don't do that. You won't be around for the merch.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: You gotta be around for the merch. If you're not alive,
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: you can't win the merch. Them's is the rules.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Alright.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Somebody donate blood. Send your proof to that email. Get
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: some free shit. That seems like a win-win for everyone.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: That's a win-win for everyone, right? I'm paying you to
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: donate blood. How about that? In merch.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Well, I hope that pans out. And if no one
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: does it, fuck you guys.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: That's fair.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: But you know i don't know in like a nice
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: way though yeah fuck you sweetly sweetly fuck you so
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: sweetly what else what else has been.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Going on in the world today the department of justice
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: is preemptively filing suit against the state of alaska for
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: their upcoming election because there are two Dan Sullivans.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: I like this story, and I think the Democratic Dan
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Sullivan is a total piece of shit, and it's really
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: funny to me.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: He's not a Democrat. He's an independent. Sure.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: He's an independent Dan Sullivan who is splitting the vote
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: of the Dan Sullivans. The other Dan Sullivan is a Republican.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: And if he splits between the Dan Sullivan's to confuse
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: enough Republicans trying to vote for the Republican Dan Sullivan,
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: then the Democrat will get all the votes or the
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: majority of the votes and when he's trying to split
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: the Dan Sullivan vote, which I think is hilarious, but
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: it sees a total piece of shit for doing that.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: But it's also really funny.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, I get it. I get it. Republican Dingo
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Jackson runs. I'm going to run to display.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: You got to run.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: You have to. You have the same name. I don't
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: want him to win. Let me get half his votes.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you would teach your people to fucking read,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: it wouldn't be an issue.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: That's also fair. I mean, there's at a minimum the
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: little R and the little I next to their name.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: You should be able to figure it out.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: The I stands for I really need to vote for
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Dan Sullivan.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get to Dan Sullivan. First Dan
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Sullivan I see.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: But I'll also say this.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Uh, this Dan Sullivan thing has been going on for
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: months now. I mean like months I heard about this.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: It must've been like June or something.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: It's been a while. And, uh, if you don't know
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: about it, you live in Alaska and don't know about the,
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: the two Dan Sullivan's like what's going on, like turn
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: on the TV or something.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: It's probably going to affect the elderly mostly.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like at this point, if you vote for
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: the wrong Dan Sullivan, that's on you.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: That's well again, or your, your oldest shit. But yeah,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: that's happening. So I think the independent Dan Sullivan is
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: getting sued right now. We'll see how that pans out.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Well, they're like... DOJ's trying to sue the election board
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: in Alaska. They're basically contesting the election before it's even happened.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: On what basis, though?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: That there's two Dan Sullivans.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Intentional confusion?
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: And....
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: Is it illegal? I don't know if it's actually illegal.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: It's not illegal to run.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: It's not illegal to have the same name as someone else.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: As long as you get enough signatures or whatever is
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: required to get on the ballot.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little murky. It's gray area. I don't
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: agree with it, but it's funny. And it's technically legal, right?
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: As long as it's legal, then, I mean, change the law.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: You have a problem, change the law. I don't know.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: It's legal. It is legal. Yeah, he didn't. No laws
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: were broken. So, I mean, but they're basically saying if,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you know, if the Democrat, I can't remember her name, Penolta.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Whatever. Who cares?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: If she wins, she can't be seated because there's two
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Dan Sullivans.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: The number of Dan Sullivans in a state doesn't matter.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Someone can be seated regardless of the number of Dan Sullivans.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I don't see how that's related.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: The number of Dan Sullivans do not change the outcome.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Such a silly sentence. Oh, God.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Too many goddamn Dan Sullivans.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: I need more Dan Sullivans. If there was a third
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Dan Sullivan, then maybe I don't know if she should
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: be seated.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Please. Please. If there's a third Dan Sullivan, we need
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: you now more than ever.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: You probably have to be an Alaska resident.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I think in the next election, every candidate should just
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: change their name to Dan Sullivan.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: If there's another Dan Sullivan listening, send us proof and
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: we're going to give you merch, too.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I'll give you merch if your name is Dan Sullivan.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give a Dan Sullivan merch. I need
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: you to prove it.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know who Dan Sullivan's are in the world.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: If one of our listeners is legally named Dan Sullivan
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: right now and you can prove it, I'll give you
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: a free merch too. If Dan Sullivan donates blood and
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: proves that his name is Dan Sullivan and he donated blood,
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I'll give him three merches.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of merch.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: I skipped two.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Because that's crazy. This is getting exciting.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: We like to have fun here.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Last on the list that I have is from Secretary
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: of State Little Marco Rubio. Little Marco. To those who
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: seek to create positive change in Cuba, now is the time.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: of only a few Seize this opportunity to create the
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: change you desire through a discreet partnership with the CIA.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what? Did you just very publicly announce discreet partnership?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: He very publicly announced discreet partnership with the CIA for
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Cuban citizens.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: It's not very discreet.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: He very non-discreetly announced partnership with the United States government.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Central Intelligence Agency.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, their marketing's on fleek.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, everyone knows about it now.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: I don't think they want marketing, but they're really good
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: at it.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I don't really understand. He's Cuban.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Don't try and understand.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't think too hard. You're going to hurt yourself.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Try and understand what's going on. I don't know what's
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: going on. I never know what's going on.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Nothing makes sense anymore.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, you had dipshit earlier this week saying that
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: when the boats are on their way back from apparently
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: winning the war again for like the 100th time in Iran,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: on their way back, they're just going to make a
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: quick pit stop at Cuba and just take over, I guess.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, why not? Why not?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I think they're... retrofitted some of their cannons to shoot
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: paper towels or something at them.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: It could work.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Why are they making little Marco do so many announcements lately?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: He's recruiting people from Cuba. He was the one to
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: announce sanctions on the ICC. They're just putting him out
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: in front of cameras.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: He's the only voice in the administration that's still somewhat trustworthy.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Not like trustworthy, but like where you hear him and
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: you're like, all right, well, this dude's at least not
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: a total idiot.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I won't say he's trustworthy. I will say he's.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: The only one with qualifications. Yeah, don't mistake my words.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying he's trustworthy.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: He was once a fairly normal politician. Yeah. Not anymore.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: No.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Now he's a.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: At one point, he was the adult in the room.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now he wears shoes two sizes too big and
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: posts on social media that you can discreetly have a
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: partnership with the CIA.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, little Marco.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Like, how is this real? How is what's happening even real?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: This is real life.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Like, I feel like we're inside a comedy joke.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Comedy joke yeah classic comedy joke the best kind of joke.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Like i'm waiting for the guy from black mirror to
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: come out and be like i hope you enjoyed the
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: ashton kutcher final season of black mirror america will now
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: uh return to our regularly scheduled america.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: There's like a non-zero chance that Eventually I come out
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: of this and it just turns out I'm still in
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: like 10th grade and I just did some wild drugs
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I found.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: God, I would be so happy if that happened.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Cool if it just wore off and you were like,
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: holy shit.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: That would be wild.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: That was a wild ride.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Fell asleep in homeroom again.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: This whole thing was just a fever dream.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: God, if this is someone's fever dream, you need to
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: just fucking wake up.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, my kids.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: They're gone. They're all gone.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: They're not real, man.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Jesus christ that'd be sad but i would also just
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: like get a couple dogs and.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: What the fuck you just rolled out of like having
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: an entire family so easily that.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Would be sad but i totally would love it and
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: it'd be awesome.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: It's fine i'd get a dog he says no a
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: couple dogs he said a couple dogs who needs a
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: wife and kids when i can just go get a
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: couple dogs Well, you.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Can still get them. You're still in high school, though.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: I would wait.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Plus, you want the same life?
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: You know who your wife is. Go find her. Go
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: get her.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: It's like Tom Holland.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: What if I change the trajectory of my life?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: You got to make Zendaya fall in love with you again.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: You guys even watch Spider-Man's?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: The Spider-Man's. I'm so behind. I just started over the
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: entire MCU. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: You're really behind.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Timeline.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: You're at the beginning, bro.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I'm at the beginning. I'm watching Agent Carter right now.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I'm almost done with it. I'm doing all the movies,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: all the shows in timeline order. I think I'll be
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: done by March.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Just watching Infinity Saga.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: No, I'm watching the whole thing.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: The Infinity Saga is the whole thing in one movie
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: cut together in chronological order.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I understand, but there's so much content. I'm just going
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to watch it all.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: It is all the content. It takes all the content
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: in one movie. I think it's like almost 60 hours
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: of movie.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Does it include all the shows?
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: All the shows, all the movies, all the extras, deleted scenes, everything.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's got to start over again.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to start over. I'm not doing what
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you said. I'm doing what I'm doing. Fuck you. So what?
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: You're missing out. Infinity Saga is awesome.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You done it before?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: I've done it several times.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you. It's an event.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: It takes several days. It's hard to do with kids.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: That's too much.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: You can't just sit down and watch a two day,
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: three day, four day movie.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know how long it is. I'm just going
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: to keep doing what I do, which is just watch
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: two movies that are nowhere near each other and just
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: kind of guess at what happens in between them.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: What don't you believe?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you that what you're telling me to
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: watch is everything.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Why don't you believe me? When's the last time I
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: lied to you?
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't know. Go ahead. Go ahead. He's got nothing.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I got nothing, but whatever. 60 hours doesn't seem like
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: long enough, if I'm being honest.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: That seems pretty fucking long to me.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: There's so many titles.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: It's 50 hours and 48 minutes. This cut contains everything
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: in the Marvel Cinematic Universe timeline from Iron Man 2008
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: to Endgame 2019. For instance, the whole thing opens with
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: the Dark Elves from the Thor Dark World because that's
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: what happened thousands of years ago. Then it progresses through
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: the timeline by year in-universe. There's a lot of fun
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: cutting around in Phase 1 between Iron Man, Thor, it's
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: a whole bunch. It's everything. Every Marvel one shot is included.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: There's also deleted alternate and extended scenes from almost every movie.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: There's also scenes from scenes only from the phase one
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: and two box sets and the infinity saga box set.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: There's also extra Marvel content like team Thor and other
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: random bonus content. There are so many great deleted scenes
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: that feature cool character moments, but we're cut for time.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: There was even more stuff that had to be cut.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Oh man, it's everything. It's 50 hours, 48 minutes. Go
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: give it a watch.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: It's well put together. It's all edited nicely.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: And like, no terribly.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Actually the, the only problem is not, it's, it's good.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: But the problem with it is that if you've never
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: watched all of it, you might lose some context because
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: it is literally in chronological order. So like a movie
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: that like has a flashback, like the flashback happened. And
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: when it happened, like they, they make everything very chronologically interesting. Though,
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: with Endgame, there is a lot of time travel, so
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: it kind of goes back and forth there. Give it
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: a watch. It's worth it. If you've seen every movie,
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: it's really cool. It is well put together.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: It's got Luke Cage and Jessica Jones.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: It doesn't have the Luke Cage, Jessica Jones.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: See? So it's not everything.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Fine. You're a fucking liar.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: It doesn't have all... It's the MCU that's still part
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: of the Infinity Saga MCU. If you're not part of
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: that actual storyline, then it's not in it.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: It is part of the storyline.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: No, it's in the universe. It's not the storyline.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Part of it. They talk about it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Whatever, man.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: You're still missing out.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I just got one question about it. What were we
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: talking about?
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: The Infinity Saga.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: What are you still doing here? Are you seriously waiting
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: for a song? Go vote. Are you kidding me? Did
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: you listen to anything we said? 87 million eligible voters
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: skipped the last election. That's more than one third. Be undeniable, remember?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: We did a whole thing.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: We even made a damn t-shirt. Fuck. Go.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, and also buy
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: A t-shirt.