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Hollywood Gay Sexual Harassment with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am here with
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  Speaker 2: Justin Martindale, our tall, our favorite, one of our favorites.
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  Speaker 2: Let's not get it twisted. Everyone has their favorite, their
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  Speaker 2: own personal favorite.
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  Speaker 5: One of them, one of the faves.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. It's my voice.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it goes with the new story, which is oral
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  Speaker 2: sex is the leading factor in throat cancer epidemic in
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  Speaker 2: the United States. Now, I just developed this on Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: Is that when your last blowjob was or what?
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, there is a direct correlation to a drunk Saturday
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  Speaker 2: night in my pool in Laquita.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Something I'm not proud of that I still do with
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  Speaker 2: my husband. And then now this.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 4: Did you give a beach in the pool?
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  Speaker 2: Not in the pool.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, who is this?
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  Speaker 2: I think it could be a little bit of the,
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  Speaker 2: what's his name? It could be a little Morgan Wallen's
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  Speaker 2: party voice that he lost because he was hanging out
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  Speaker 2: with sorority girls at Ole Miss that Annie brought us
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  Speaker 2: that scoop.
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  Speaker 4: That'll do it every time.
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  Speaker 2: And then this person made a really funny thing where
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  Speaker 2: they showed it like the stage with the light, with
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  Speaker 2: the words on the thing of his song. Last night
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  Speaker 2: I let the liquor talk. And then he goes, woke
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  Speaker 2: up with a Tridel. It was a Cappadelt.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And my voice was just a squawk. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry about all that money you spent. But hotty toddy,
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  Speaker 2: gosh almighty, I won't lose a cent, Morgan.
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  Speaker 4: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: But me, I'm still doing the show because I've got you.
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  Speaker 5: And professional.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way I was going to flake on you.
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  Speaker 2: And the people have been dying. I already told them
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  Speaker 2: on Patreon. I've got Justin. They weren't backing off. I'm
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  Speaker 2: so excited. So I can't have that.
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  Speaker 4: I still got it.
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  Speaker 2: I still got it. So anyway, so Peter is still
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  Speaker 2: in the desert because we're working on our house there.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, You know, don't talk and have hot
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  Speaker 2: tea and everything. And I'm like, and he goes, and
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  Speaker 2: you know, this weekend, like, you know, maybe, maybe not
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  Speaker 2: drink so much. I'm like, it's not from drinking.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oral sex is the leading factor in throat cancer. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how this is going to work out
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  Speaker 2: for you too, Justin.
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because those with six or more partners are eight times
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  Speaker 2: more likely to get throat cancer.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Do they mean six or more partners at the same
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  Speaker 2: time or throughout a lifetime?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I have- Wait, a lifetime? Oh, well, then
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  Speaker 5: I'm done.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'm safe. I'm actually safe.
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  Speaker 4: This is actually my last juicy scoop. So thank you
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  Speaker 4: all so much.
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  Speaker 5: It's been a ride.
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  Speaker 2: So there's been an increase in a certain type of
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  Speaker 2: throat cancer in the past two decades and 3 million
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  Speaker 2: cases each year. And many people live their lives not
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  Speaker 2: knowing that they have HPV.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: But for some, it develops into cancer, and it takes
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  Speaker 2: years after being infected. So it's probably not from Peter, this.
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  Speaker 2: But then there's really been nobody else for 23 years.
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  Speaker 2: So I think it might have just been Morgan Wallace syndrome.
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  Speaker 2: I think I just might have drank and talked too
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  Speaker 2: much with my sorority girls.
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  Speaker 5: I know. Did you wake up in a panic?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I had a sorority sister visit me on another.
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  Speaker 2: I had two sorority girls come over on a Saturday
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  Speaker 2: from SC. So it's hanging out with sorority girls. drinking
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  Speaker 2: too much in a pool and not.
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  Speaker 5: The BJ from 23 years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It can't be that.
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  Speaker 4: I love how you went immediately into panic mode and
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  Speaker 4: you're like, I got to call him. This is your fault.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Um, anyway, I was saying, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud to say that my boys are of the
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  Speaker 2: young age that we got them the HPV shot so
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  Speaker 2: that no girl can come after me to sue me.
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  Speaker 2: saying that your sons gave me HPV. But I was like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's like Gen Z, most of Gen Z
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  Speaker 2: has the opportunity to get the HPV shot.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But you are millennial.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 5: And it's okay, though.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm just old. I'm not worried about this. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm good.
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  Speaker 6: Um....
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  Speaker 5: Cut to Evan being like, look what you've done to me. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: But my voice will be better by May 27th. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to Las Vegas. I am working out
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  Speaker 2: some fun plans for us. It's going to be yours truly, Justin, Chris,
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  Speaker 2: and Spencer at the Venetian in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited to go back.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: We had such a good time.
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  Speaker 2: We had such a good time. And we'll do a
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  Speaker 2: Friday night fun dinner. A little pool time to get
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  Speaker 2: a little tan and cute. And then we're going to
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  Speaker 2: have our fun show.
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  Speaker 5: And that's Memorial Day weekend. So it's going to be.
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  Speaker 2: It's also my wedding anniversary, May 27th.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's going to be fun.
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  Speaker 2: And then on May 28th, I'll sound like this again.
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  Speaker 5: Must have been the beach. She got a beach in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: A beach. Also San Diego.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: San Diego is stand up, you guys. And you get
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  Speaker 2: to see Chris. You get to see Chris and Justin both.
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  Speaker 2: doing their hilarious standup. They are great standups. I did watch,
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  Speaker 2: speaking of standup, I watched the John Mulaney.
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  Speaker 4: Baby J.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And, um, it was really good. I mean, I, then
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  Speaker 2: I started to look up about his life. Cause I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: he had a baby with Olivia Munn, but he was divorced.
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  Speaker 2: Was there a cheating thing? And I, I didn't really
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  Speaker 2: remember that he had a drug and alcohol problem. Cause
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  Speaker 2: it's all about how he had an intervention, went to rehab.
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  Speaker 2: And so it was like, actually it was just like
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  Speaker 2: one long juicy story.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Um, But he's extremely good at what he does. He
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  Speaker 2: has a really great way of telling a story. So
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  Speaker 2: it's great. So then I was like, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: And my question is, and maybe you know, since you're
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  Speaker 2: hanging out with comedy clubs more than I am, was
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  Speaker 2: he still performing during that time that he was actively
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  Speaker 2: addicted to cocaine and pills?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if he was actively performing. I think
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  Speaker 4: it was just during... COVID he had that intervention.
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  Speaker 2: But then he had a slip then he went then
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  Speaker 2: he had a slip up and then he went back
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  Speaker 2: and now he's been good for two years.
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  Speaker 4: But it was funny because I saw him last Thursday
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  Speaker 4: and his hair he's coming for my hair game and
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  Speaker 4: I was like he's got good hair John Mulaney and
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  Speaker 4: it was funny because I'm watching him and I'm just
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  Speaker 4: kind of like is he still with like we were
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  Speaker 4: trying to figure out who he's with.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was Olivia Munn and they had a baby
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  Speaker 2: but I don't think they got married right And their
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  Speaker 2: relationship came very quickly after the announcement of both of
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  Speaker 2: their divorces. So there was a question, was there something
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  Speaker 2: cooking before?
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  Speaker 4: But who knows? But we were just like in the hallway,
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  Speaker 4: like just like there's a bunch of guys in the
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  Speaker 4: hallway and we're like trying to piece it all together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I started to like Wikipedia it up
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  Speaker 2: while I was watching it. But one of the funniest jokes,
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  Speaker 2: because I kind of love that he's very honest about
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  Speaker 2: like loving attention and wanting to be recognized in rehab
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. But right before the intervention- He got a
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  Speaker 2: haircut and then he goes to the intervention and it's
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  Speaker 2: for 12 people and six are on Zoom and the
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  Speaker 2: rest are in person. And he's like, I just want
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  Speaker 2: you to know I had a new haircut and I
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  Speaker 2: was cocaine thin and these people were in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of COVID. So I clearly was the best looking at
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  Speaker 2: my intervention.
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  Speaker 5: I thought that was like hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: He looks good.
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  Speaker 5: I'll give him that.
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  Speaker 2: It was good. Also this weekend was the White House
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  Speaker 2: Correspondents Dinner.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 2: And I was reading the comments because Lala was there,
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  Speaker 2: Lisa Vanderpump and Ariana, all from Vanderpump Rules. And people
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  Speaker 2: are like, who are these people? This has gone downhill.
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  Speaker 2: And I just want to explain because a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people don't understand how this works. Just like the Met Gala.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: People have tables. So there was a daily mail table
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  Speaker 2: and they invited Lisa Vanderpump and Ariana, which completely makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: They've thrown parties for the opening of Tom Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Schwartz and everything. And also it's a huge story. Why
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  Speaker 2: not have them? And then also Lala though was at
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  Speaker 2: the LA times table because LA times did a huge
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  Speaker 2: article on Lala.
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  Speaker 4: And I think one of the, I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: it was a Senator or someone, someone's wife who is
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  Speaker 4: associated with that was like a huge fan of Vanderpump rules.
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  Speaker 4: So they were, that's why they were also there as well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I, I don't know if you have to
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  Speaker 2: be on a list or if the table at the
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  Speaker 2: Ellie Times Table goes, we're going to invite these people.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. But, you know, the thing is, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: these are people that are who we're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: In the spotlight.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a fun night. And it's like, well, do
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  Speaker 2: you want just a bunch of 80-year-olds there? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean. And I thought Roy Wood Jr. did an
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  Speaker 4: amazing job from the clips I saw. And it was
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  Speaker 4: just fun and bright. And it was just a nice
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  Speaker 4: time to let loose and, you know, get away. from
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  Speaker 4: all the chaos and BS that's going on so.
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  Speaker 2: Then I was curious and I was like oh my
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  Speaker 2: god I remember when Michelle Wolf did it oh yeah
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  Speaker 2: and also from the Daily Show right and it was
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  Speaker 2: Donald Trump did not go he didn't go and it
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  Speaker 2: was 2018 which is funny because A few years prior
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  Speaker 2: to him becoming president, he was down to do the roast.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 2: And laughed at everything. But I get it, you know. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she was harsh. Harsh. Harsh about a lot
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  Speaker 2: of things.
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  Speaker 4: Her Sarah Huckabee Sanders roast is iconic. I'm sorry. Right.
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  Speaker 5: Called her Aunt Lydia.
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  Speaker 2: But I kind of was like, wow, what has happened?
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  Speaker 2: Because you don't really care about Michelle. So then I
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  Speaker 2: went on her Instagram. She's hilarious. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, she's great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, so, but you know, you kind of wonder
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  Speaker 2: if that at all, it probably did affect some stuff
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  Speaker 2: with her. I don't know. Maybe not. Hopefully not.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think, I think she's doing fine.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she has a ton of Instagram followers. Her
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  Speaker 2: standup's good, but.
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  Speaker 4: Did I ever, did I tell you I saw Tom
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  Speaker 4: Sandoval like a couple weeks ago?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me where. I've got, wait, let me just say
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  Speaker 2: this story because I just pulled it.
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  Speaker 4: Is this him?
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  Speaker 2: He does have one friend.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, how weird.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a paparazzi guy and he made him a
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  Speaker 2: friendship bracelet. According to, I live for Bravo. They put
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  Speaker 2: these two and two together. It's based on the paparazzi
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  Speaker 2: guy's story and Tom Sandoval's story. So he's got one friend.
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  Speaker 4: He's such a douche.
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  Speaker 2: And jewelry and bracelets. Do you remember those things? This
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  Speaker 2: is probably where people would tie those things and make
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  Speaker 2: like land. Yeah, there were also like a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: colored wires that you would make.
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  Speaker 5: Like friendship bracelets?
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  Speaker 2: Just all that kind of stuff, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Crafts?
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  Speaker 2: Weird friendship, like going to Michael's.
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  Speaker 5: With the different colors?
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Like watch out for him at Michael's. Okay, go on.
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  Speaker 2: What were you going to say?
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  Speaker 5: Tell your story.
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  Speaker 4: So we went out for dinner a couple weeks ago,
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  Speaker 4: and then after the dinner, we went to Tom Tom,
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  Speaker 4: which I've been like a couple times, and I love
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  Speaker 4: hanging out in a Pier 1 Imports having drinks.
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  Speaker 5: And, um, I actually disagree.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think the restaurant's really pretty. It's pretty, but it's,
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  Speaker 2: I like that it's indoor outdoor.
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  Speaker 4: I like it. It's pretty, but it's also, there's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of bric-a-brac and I'm like, it's, it's just, it's
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  Speaker 4: a lot, but it's pretty. But, um, and so we're
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  Speaker 4: standing at the bar and all of a sudden, uh,
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  Speaker 4: a friend, uh, my friend Rachel looks back and she
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  Speaker 4: just goes, Oh my God, that's Tom Sandoval.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, you're kidding. Like, I'm like, surely
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  Speaker 5: he's not here.
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  Speaker 4: And then I turn around and lo and behold, he
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  Speaker 4: is sitting down and he is hanging out with these
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  Speaker 4: girls and chatting. And I'm like, what are you doing here?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, you're in the midst of this huge scandal, right?
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  Speaker 4: And here he is at his own restaurant. And my
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  Speaker 4: friend Rachel's like, well, we're team Ariana, but I'm getting
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  Speaker 4: the picture. And I'm like, go for it.
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  Speaker 2: But that's everybody. And that's the game. Like, you're not
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  Speaker 2: going to not go to Tom. Tom, you're not going
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  Speaker 2: to be not get a tingle just to see him
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  Speaker 2: in the wild.
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  Speaker 5: Don't say tingle.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, just like a little bit like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But like she got he was like, oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And took the picture. Lisa and my friend Trixie were
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  Speaker 4: in the back and they were having dinner.
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  Speaker 5: And she's like, it's Tom here. It's Tom's here.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, it was just so weird because he was
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  Speaker 4: just chilling like nothing was wrong, just at his own restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, narcissist.
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  Speaker 2: But he's not going away.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: He will be back next season.
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  Speaker 5: What's the bracelet say? Does it say anything?
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  Speaker 2: That's his name, his friend's name, Josh.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Josh the paparazzi. Julia Fox.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: She was also at the White House dinner. Prior to this,
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  Speaker 2: I think this was the pre-party of the White House dinner.
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  Speaker 2: She is now doing another weird thing, which is, Full
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: white face makeup, you know, with like the skinny brows.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking terrifying.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. It's giving me Lucy from Bram Stoker's
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  Speaker 4: Dracula meets like a 16th century French fop.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, but I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Here she is at the White House dinner.
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  Speaker 4: Black Swan meets Goth. Yeah, it's Black Swan. But you
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  Speaker 4: know what?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is the only thing, the only reason
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  Speaker 2: she's staying on TV my tongue, like, because she's doing
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  Speaker 2: weird outfits.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Otherwise, I mean, people do like her when she gives
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  Speaker 2: her points of view on things. But other than that,
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: she's not, like, acting in anything. Right. She doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: a Netflix show coming out. She's not dating anyone that
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  Speaker 2: gets us talking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she just looks, right now, she just looks like
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  Speaker 4: an out-of-work Cirque du Soleil performer.
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  Speaker 5: Like, she's not in the show. She hasn't been touring.
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  Speaker 4: She's just like, remember me from 10 years ago when
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: I was an O- Absolutely.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: Totally. It's like the meet and greet after the Cirque
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: du Soleil show.
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: 100%.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: All right. So we know just to keep everybody apprised
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: of the coronation.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: Is this not done yet? Just crown the bitch. My God.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: We know for sure Megan is not going.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: She's staying in Santa Barbara with the four-year-old Archie. She
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: had Previously booked a bounce and play indoor situation, much
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: like Ocean Kent had.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: And she was not going to get her deposit back.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: So she's like, oh, I am not going to get
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: the $ 300 back. And all his little preschool friends are coming.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: So you go, Harry, to grandpa's thing, whatever. There'll be another.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: It's not like it's a once in a lifetime.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, right.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: But when will my kid, when will I get the
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: $ 300 back at the bounce and play? So he's going,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: but now it's been revealed that he's only going to
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: stay 24 hours.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: He's going to go and get out. He's sitting 10
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: rows back. I don't know what people are doing in
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: the first nine rows. And also, and that William, the heir,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: will have a special role where he speaks and he
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: kneels at his father and he puts his father's hands
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: between his legs.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Oh.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, they'll hold hands. They'll hold hands.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: I was like... Sounds like a Pornhub category.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: And so anyway, so the air is like, I'm going
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: to be a big star. And the spare is like,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I'll just pop in so that people know I came.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: But after what I wrote in the book, like, I
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: don't really want to have tea sandwiches with anyone anyway.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: It'd be super awkward.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Well, no one wants tea sandwiches with you anyways.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I made it spare.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I want to say. There is an unsung hero in
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: the entire story of Meghan and Harry. And that is
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: the woman or the man. That the moment Meghan came
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: into the light and possibly was dating Harry, that they
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: thought in their brain, I better go to her blog
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: from 2014, Tig, and screen grab every single blog that
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: she took before she deletes it. I want to know
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: who that person is. I think that they should get
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: an award. They're invited to come on Juicy Scoop. I
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: want to know who they shared it with. Because it
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: never stops giving. The stupid Tig thing that she did.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sure.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: It's just nonsense.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: So back in 2014, she bagged on Kate being like,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I'm so sick of hearing about their wedding. Who cares?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Who are these girls that dream of being a princess?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I would much rather be she something, some mythical or
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: comical hero's sister that could wield a sword who is
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: a princess. I don't know. I don't care. But, you know,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: so there's so much of the stuff in there that
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: people have gathered. But again, the only thing that really
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: got revealed between their big fights, she and Megan in
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: the spare book, Which is why Spencer Pratt believes that
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: he put out that book to be like, you think
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: this is bad? You know, what, wait, I didn't even,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: because it's really not, there wasn't that much juice. Izzy said,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: one time when they all met, Megan went to Kate
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: and said, oh, do you mind if I borrow your
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: lip gloss? And she said, yes, I do. That made
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: her a bitch. And also, Kate said, the dress doesn't
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: fit Princess Charlotte. You know, can we please get it remade?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: And that upset the bride. Those are the only two
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: things which are very common among girls.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Some girls don't want to share a lipstick. So I
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: remember I had a friend go, can I borrow your perfume?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: And she goes, no, I don't want to spend smelling
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: a light when we go out.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that makes a really good point.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: I'm going to write about this. So, yeah, it's such
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: a reach.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: It's she's I just feel like it's just like grasping
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: at straws at this point.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: And it's like, girl, you're the Duchess of Santa Barbara.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Relax. Calm down.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I do have a prediction.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: What?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: This is really coming to an end of us talking
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: about them.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: You think?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: You don't think they're going to be like, just when
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: you thought we were over, you don't think they're going
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: to like pop up on another platform and be like.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Even if they do.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: On the farm with Harry and Meghan.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Even if they go three years from now, desperate, desperate, desperate.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: TLC show or something like that.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: My 600-pound life.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: That may happen, but no one's going to care the
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: way they did in 2023. Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Well, and I also think that we're going to have
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: this coronation happen. We're going to get William, who's like, yes,
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: I'm next in line. And....
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: We're going to move on.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: The world will rotate. And I don't think it's going
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: to be like the, I think they've just had so
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: much bad press, like just because they're just annoying at
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: this point.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I don't even care.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's going to be, I don't think
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: there's going to real, there's not going to be real
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: juice after this coronation until the kids all grow up
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: and we'll be interested in, are they hanging out? Are
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: they getting together? Like, just like, Teresa Giudice's kids and
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Joe Gorga's kids. Are those kids going to be able
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: to come together?
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: That's what I kind of hope. That's what I want.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like the kids should at least
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: be cousins at least, but I hope it's not.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Like, you're from the house of William.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: I'm from the house of Megan.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Like, I hope they can get along.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: But just not procreate. Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Okay.
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• 21:26
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: started crying.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: It's about what happens next.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dar,
• 22:15
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• 22:16
  Speaker 4: voice even if it shakes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I have a story about siblings procreating. I like that storyline. Anyway,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: so they said, oh, he will actually depart Prince Harry
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: just two hours after the coronation.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Jeez.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Is the Uber waiting outside?
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. That's a long flight back home.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Two hours. But also does he think he's like putting
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: his foot down and making a statement? Like nobody cares.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: You're literally that person at the party who's like, I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: going to leave early.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: And they're like, okay.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Totally true.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Like, bye.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Or the person that does the big speech about why
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: they have to go.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: And you're like, okay. I hate to do this, everyone,
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: but I must depart. Okay.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: We're going to carry on without you. I, my daughter
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: has soccer practice.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: And then I've got a person who is doing some
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: crown molding at my house and he's still there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And then we have another event tonight.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: So thank you for the hot dog.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: You got it. Oh my God. Hi.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: And then they stay another 30 minutes and then come
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: back and go, oh, so the soccer practice finally ended.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Are they waiting for you? So I have to go.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: And then they're drunk and they're talking about in the kid, like,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: child protective services call.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: They're like, your kid's been outside for an hour and
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: a half.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I was always that kid waiting.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I was always the last picked up at the party.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: And one time I was so embarrassed. Why? Because I
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: was always the last. And I could tell the mom was, like, annoyed.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: And to the point where I just said, I'm just
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: going to sit on the stoop. And I just sat on.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, sat there and I remember I had a
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: gift bag that was like a plastic Oreo and I
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: was just looking at that plastic Oreo and I was like, literally,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: my mom was like four and a half hours late.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: From the stoop to the scoop, you know, what a
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: journey it has been.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: I was the same way, but I would just like
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: count the time and people were like, you sure you
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: don't need a ride home? And I was like, I
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: was afraid of being uncool. I'd be like, oh yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I'm cool. I'm just going to hang. And I would
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: hang and then the sun would set. Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: And then there, This was before Amber Alerts.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: And so why was your mom late?
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Because she had three other kids to take care of.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: So it was just like a lot of, I was
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: the oldest. So it was like, you know, she had
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: three young kids and, you know.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I was the youngest. So what's my mother's excuse?
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Abandonment.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: My oldest had a hot listing. Didn't care.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: No, I think it was just like, She's like, he'll
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: be okay.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: He can wait around.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: He can use his imagination.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: The story that I tell that I know that my
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: mom just knew I was fine is when this guy
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: flashed all of us playing volleyball at the Catholic school.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: We were nine. This guy pulled over and was masturbating.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: In a trench coat?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: No, in his car. But we couldn't see it because
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: we were higher up. And then everyone was screaming and
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I got the license plate. I turned into the principal.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: The cops came, arrested him, everything. And then they called
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: my mom and they said, you know, this is what happened.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Everybody's picking up their daughter. What time can we expect you?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: She said, she's fine. She's been through this before a
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, walking home from school. We taught
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: her to get the license plate. They're like, oh, well,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: it's because of her. We caught the person, but you
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: don't want to pick her up. All my friends left.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even get a half day. I
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: don't even get a fucking half day after being. watching
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: this guy just do a schlong.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: God. I always think of like, that's a mom. Flashers
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: and trench coats.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: That's a mom who cared about getting a listing.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Um, Justin.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I want to suggest something to you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I think we have our Halloween costumes. I've got Kim
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Kardashian marrying. Who are these two guys?
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: The guy that is Chris Appleton.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: And, um, Oh God. Um, I forget his... Lucas Cage.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Lucas Cage is taller and brunette.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: No, Chris is... Oh, wait, sorry.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Chris is taller and brunette. Lucas Cage is a little
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: bit shorter and blonde. So that's... Right?
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Lucas Cage, yes. From White Lotus and.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: And then Kim. Then I'll be Kim.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And she wore a very hot outfit. I will have
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: to not eat for a week, for a month.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: But she wore a black leather dress to marry them
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: in Vegas.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: And then they both wore black leather jackets, silky tops cut,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: you know, with the breasts showing the chest and then
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: fur coats. And she married them.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: In Vegas.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: We are, seriously, we have to go to one Halloween
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: party as this. We really do.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, let's find a Halloween party. It's May 1st and
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: we're already planning. I mean, I don't know.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be this for Halloween?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: They started dating like, two months ago. They are full-on lesbians.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: They are jumping the gun.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: And I don't know. Do you think he's pregnant? I
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: don't know, but from White Lotus, I think they're having
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: a good time. You know, if there's anything like White
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Lotus has seen in White Lotus. And you. He does
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: a lot of like.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: And the fact that she married them. Now, I'm going
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: to also say something. This is a kind of surprising
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: publicity move for Kim.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: You think?
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: That tells me, like, we're doing it all. We're doing
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: it all. Not that she wouldn't want to be there
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: for her friends, but to go to Vegas and do
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: all this, this was an orchestrated move because you're not
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: in the news and the show's coming out and let's
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Wow, you figured it all out, Heather.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously it's obvious.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: It's so obvious.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: But I'm just kind of saying, like, what's interesting is, like,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: when people, it seemed for a while she was sort
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: of not everywhere and kind of untouchable. Not untouchable, but, like,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: definitely more select in what she would do with her
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: time and activities. And now I'm kind of like, all right.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: This is Kim's ally era.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And I also want to say, I only feel like
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: a lot more gay men have women marry them than
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: heterosexual couples have women marry them. That's not like a
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: actual like brief.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Like the only person, the only people I married was
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: a heterosexual couple, Chris and his wife.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Snooze fest.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: But I feel like it's like, how have I not
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: married a gay couple like that?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Well, you never know. Maybe this picture will come into
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: fruition one day.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I'm manifesting it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I do. I mean, but who wants, I mean, if I,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: if I get married one day, I'm not going to
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: have like some guy be like, all right, let's do this.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Come on, you're most getting together.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Take a picture.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like even if you are religious, you should
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: have someone that really knows your story. Exactly. I was
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: married in the Catholic Church, and it never occurred to
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: me to be like, Father Loftus, do you even know
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: what I do for a living? Because I don't think
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: you did. I mean, he knew they were in the
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: church forever, but it was like so not specific at all.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: And that's so dumb. Like, so if you are choosing
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: your priest or whatever, like definitely have like a three
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: hour lunch.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Go to a cute lunch.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: And definitely be like, I want you to include that
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: my husband is great at this and my wife is
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: great at that. And like, we want you to talk
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: about our grandmother and we want to.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Cause like, cause it's a very intimate ceremony. I think
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: it should be treated intimately because it's like, what are
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: you going to do? Pull a name out of a
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: hat and be like, all right, we got father Jebediah.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Let's go.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I feel like my generation did that a lot more
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: and it makes it so much more fun. And if
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you do have a friend and you're not religious or
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: you just want like a blessing, but you want the
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: friend to actually marry you. It is so great when
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: you can have someone that like really.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Knows your story, knows your, like what it's been like
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: for the two of you to know each other and
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: get together and, Yeah, I think it should be special
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: I think, honestly, I'm like, who else is going to
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: marry these guys?
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Kim. You know, Chris has worked with Kim, has done
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: her hair for years. He's traveled the world with her. Yeah,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: that makes sense. And I think it's like, we've never
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: really seen Kim with, like, gay best friends, really. So
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: I think this is like a new chapter of her
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: being like.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: I'm going out with the gays!
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Like, and, you know.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: She looks happy.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: And they all look tan and gorgeous.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Kendall Jenner... Had to show her nipples.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: To get a little bit of press.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I know. She wore a sheer top with her nips.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Poor Benito.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I just feel like.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I think this is publicity too. I don't.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: How soon. Let's do prediction time. Before there's like a
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: going out outfit. Where it's like a sheer panty is
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: being shown. Maybe there's like a longer skirt around. And
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: there's like a sheer panty. And it is showing just like.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: if you have a perfect badge or.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: If you don't, like you're.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Going to show off. No, you're going to have a sheer, sheer,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: sheer panties, panties, a completely naked vagina showing through to
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: show off the fact that like you have like a
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: perfect looking vagina and some girls don't. And that's the
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: one thing you want to show off. How soon does
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: that become a going out fashionable item for stars? And
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I am going to say 2025.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Like, I thought you meant the age range.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: No, 2025.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: So two years.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Someone will go out.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: A star. A Julia Fox, maybe.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: A Kendall Jenner, maybe. Maybe someone that we don't even
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: know exists. And it's going to make her mark because
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: she's going to be the first one. She's probably listening
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: to Juicy Scoop. And she's like, I'm going to design
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: that outfit. I have a perfect looking vag. And I'm
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: going to become a star. And then they're going to
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: have to show this clip from 2023. And they're going
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: to be like, not only did I, did I predict it,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: but this girl made it happen.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go 2020.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: What'd you say? 2025.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: 2025.
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: I'll go mid, I'll go summer 24. Woo.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It's like the price is right.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Cause that way you can air it out.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: $ 1.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Showcase showdown. Um, Yeah, it's a lot. There's a lot
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: of fashion happening. I have to show you this picture.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Breaking fashion juicy scoop news. Justin just brought me a
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: photo that we're going to share here. Make sure you
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: subscribe to the YouTube. And it is a girl wearing
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: black shorts that aren't even fully tight, but they're short.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: And then she chose to wear a white G-string over
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: the black shorts.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That was a choice.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Did you see anybody else wearing this?
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: No, she was the only one.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, there was a lot of fashion looks at
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: the concert, at the Caroline Palachuk concert I went to,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: but it was a lot. A lot of fashion choices,
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: but this one, my friend, John Hill, pointed out, and
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: he was like, look at the girl with the thong,
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: and I, of course, I'm just like, there's no, I'm
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: trying to be careful. I think my flash might have
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: been on, I don't know, but yeah, this was definitely
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: a look.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I think this was the thought process. What? This weekend,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I was at a pool party, and there were some
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: young girls there, very different bodies than mine. More curvy,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: no boobs, but very nice, perfect ass. And the bikinis
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: are that. Just a tiny G, but it is a
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: perfect ass. I think this girl was like, I like
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: my ass better in a bikini than in these black shorts.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: And I want to show how good my ass is.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to put the white G over it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: If this is you, I'm inviting you to come on.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. Because I need, we'll do it a double header.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: This girl and the girl that saved all the Tig
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Meghan Markle blog posts from 2014. I really want to
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: know what made you think to do that.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do too, because I was thinking to myself,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: maybe this is like a nod to Christina Aguilera's Dirty
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: video or something like that. But also the shorts, if
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: you're going to accentuate your butt, I think maybe like
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: a biker.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Short would have been better.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't a biker short.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: It's not a biker short. And yeah, I don't know.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know what this was. But bravo on your confidence.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. This woman, she took this down. But I just
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: found it in my For You page on TikTok. And
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I've seen other stuff like this where girls will say, hey,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: if your fiance was in Nashville this weekend and he
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: was with his boys, you should not marry him. He's
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: cheating on you. My friend got together with him and
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: they do this thing. And oftentimes people find out like
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: who they're talking about. So this girl did this thing.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: But then when we went to go watch it again.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Cause it was like over the weekend and I just
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: screen grabbed it and sent it to Annie. And then, um,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: she had taken it down and I just think I,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: and she goes, this was dropped, just dropped on me.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Like she wasn't someone who witnessed it, but she was like,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: there's someone in your bridal party and like dropping all
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: these like Easter egg things. Uh, I just kind of
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: am like, you know what? If you can't tell the
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: whole fucking story, just don't tell it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: If you want to do a blind item or if
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: you want to do blind items, that's fine. But to
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: say it's a blind item, don't like and then be like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: good luck trying to figure it out. But I'm not
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: being sued. But but anyway, I guess she got nervous
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: and did take it down.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she should. I also just think it's like you
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: could do this with anything. You could be like, oh,
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: if you're a member of this bridal party, I saw this.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Like TikTok, you can edit everything. So you could see
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: a couple out on the street and be like, I
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: saw that guy. He went and fabricate the whole thing.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: There was a story like that where some girl.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: People are batshit crazy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Some girl to get like film somebody that she said,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: this guy stood me up on my date and it
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: was just a random guy walking by. And then it
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: went viral. And the guy, the guy was like, people
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: found him.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: And he. And then she finally had to admit, okay,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: that wasn't even real.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I don't believe anything on TikTok, unless it's like a
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: makeup tutorial.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Or a conspiracy theory.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or a conspiracy theory about lizard people at Waffle House.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Then it's real.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: I hope she got taken down.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Good for her.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Speaking of weddings, this bride running to Hollywood Unlocked, she
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: faced some black backlash for planning to send Don't Save
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: the Date. So basically, she wanted to announce, everybody, I'm
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: getting married June 1st. However, I just want you to
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: know I'm super excited I'm getting married. But don't say
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: the date because I'm not inviting you. But I am
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: getting married. And you know what? I'm going to take
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: a different view. I don't think it's that bad. I
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: think there's a beautiful way to do it. But I
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: think in the past, what people would do if they
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: chose to have a small wedding is You know what
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I also hate on social media? Can we stop this?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: We did a thing.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: We did a thing.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: We got engaged, we got married, and we moved.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: We did a thing.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: We did a thing. No.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Or like when people announce they're pregnant, and they're like, well,
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I dumped it in, or like weird.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Have you seen like, it's like, I'm the donor. I'm
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: the donor.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: He did it. Like, it's just.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: You've never seen those where it's like, well, we did
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: a thing.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Like, oh my God, gross.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, I do think there could be a classy way
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: to do this. Because I mean, I think there's nothing
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: wrong with having a small wedding or like no wedding
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: at all. And being like, we're not going to have
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: a big thing. So don't worry. You don't need to
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: plan a trip or get a hotel. But you also
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: want to put it out there so that they're not like,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: like hurt that you didn't tell them that you're getting
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: married and then if they want to give you something
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: or be part of it then you're giving like aunt
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: jenny that opportunity yeah so i don't know i think
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: there could be kind of a there could be a
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: movement to do it in a classier.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Way oh i yeah i think this is just kind
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: of like i'd rather you not tell me and go
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: ahead and do.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: It than like And then do what we did a thing.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then be like, we did it a thing
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: and you weren't invited. Did you get my, did you
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: get my don't save the date invitation? But also it, it,
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I don't like the way it sounds because it's like,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: we're getting married, but we might not.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: That's what it sounds like to me.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think it sounds like.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Don't save the date because it might not happen.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what is also good in this world
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: of social media? Because so often it's like, don't save
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: the date because you're not invited. But also on June 1st,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to open your phone and feel
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: like you were deceived or got depressed because you're not invited.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: But I don't want you to freak out when you
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: see that we had such a good time in Cabo
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: without you.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Ooh, that's like a, we should invent that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That sounds like a really cool app. Like you
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: can lock your contacts. You're not like muting them or
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: blocking them. It's just like on a certain day. Yes. Okay. Like, yes. Warning.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Is that a mute?
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: Warning.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: You said it to your friends or you're like, Hey,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I'm having a fabulous weekend. Get away. I could only
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: invite 10 people. It's not you. You know, all 10. Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Some of them may not like you.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: You're going to get really fucking depressed.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be doing a lot of content for it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: A lot of fun dinners, a lot of good times.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: It's absolutely going to push you over the edge. May
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I suggest muting me for five days so that you
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: can get through your weekend while you're in rainy Seattle
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: and I'm in Cabo.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Well, and it's a timed mute.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: That would help because sometimes you'll mute and you'll forget like, oh,
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I muted them like a month ago or so.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: So this one's just like, Mute for five days.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yes. Oh, how do we do that?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: We're pat, we're, it's, it's, we're patting it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that we would have to work at Instagram.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Damn it. With the people.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: I think we do like a timely mute. I love
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: a timely mute.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, we just plan.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: You're welcome.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Or set a reminder. Remind me to mute Heather for
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: five days. Yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Something like that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Now, this guy, Matthew Lawrence.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: He's an actor. He has brothers in the business as well.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: And on their podcast, he said that he lost a
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Marvel role after refusing to strip for the director. He
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: was sent to the hotel room. The director came out
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: in a robe and said, I need to take photos
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: of your body with my Polaroid. And then he said
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: no one left. And then he said he believed because
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: of that his talent agency then dumped him. So I'm guessing...
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: the same person that was smart enough to screen grab
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: all of Macon Markle's blog can probably figure out who
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: directed a Marvel movie that's most likely gay or on
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: the DL gay.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: And you could probably figure out what agency he was
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: with during that time and then we'll know. But it's
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: also annoying that you don't fucking tell us. But I
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: get it. You don't want to be sued. But still,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: it's your story. So if you're going to tell your
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: stories on your podcast... Again, like, fucking tell the story. Like,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: who the fuck is the director? And at least say who.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: That's what I think.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: And you could go, look, I don't know if that's
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: why my agency dumped me, but two days later, they
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: dumped me. And it was blah, blah, blah agency.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Just say it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like if we did it with Harvey Weinstein, like,
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: do it with this person. It's like, who cares?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess those people that were coming forward legally
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: and like, he's not. Because he wasn't, nothing happened to him.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: The guy just said, I need to get photos of you. Mm-hmm.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I also don't think there was a Marvel movie. I
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: think it was bait. Because this happened to me.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's why I saved this topic for you.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Please tell.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: When I first moved here, I don't even know how
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: we got in contact. There was this guy, and he
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, you're beautiful. I would love for you
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: to model for me. Let's have drinks. And I was like, sure.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: And we met up at the W Hotel in Westwood.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: And I went in and this guy was just sitting
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: there and he's like, oh yeah, I work for this
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: modeling agency.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Wait, now I need your age, this guy's age and looks.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: I was probably 23, which was like two years ago. Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: And so, yeah, I'm sitting there.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: How old is he and what does he look like?
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: He was probably like late 40s, early 50s.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Attractive or not?
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: No. Well, I mean, like.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Did you think he was gay?
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: No.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: No.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: So he was presenting straight.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Presenting straight.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Um, only on Lifetime. And, um, um, and so we're
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: like having drinks or whatever.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: And he was like talking to me about like, oh yeah,
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: you know, your, your face and you know, you're, you're
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: tall and this and that. And I was like, oh, okay, cool.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: You know, and I, I had even told my roommates
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: at the time, I was like, I'm going to go
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: meet this, like, you know, modeling scout, whatever. Um, Cause
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: I think it was like Craigslist. I think that's how
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: we got, I mean, cause that was, you know, Craigslist
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: was safe at the time.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, my stories from drama log are stellar.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. And so he was like, all right, well
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: let's wrap up here. He's like, I actually have a
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: room if you want to come over. And room wasn't
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: even in the hotel room was like across the street
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: from the hotel, like literally across the street from the hotel.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: It was an apartment then.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know what it was.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: I think it, I think it was like some weird
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: like bungalow kind of situation. And so we went over,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: went over to his room and he starts like opening
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: up these magazines and he's like ripping out these pages,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: like just ripping out pages of models. It was like
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Ashton Kutcher. He was like, oh yeah, you could do this.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you could do this. You could do this too.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, okay. And so then, you know,
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: and then it got into like, okay, don't take off
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: your shirt. Don't take off your pants. And then next thing.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Was he taking photos of you?
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: No, thank God.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: But you took off your shirt and your pants because
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: he's like, I need to make sure you're physically fit.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: And, yeah, and then he just, you know.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Wait. Should I have, like, not led into that as well? Yeah, he, like, totally, like,
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: gave me a handy, like, blew me. And I just, like,
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: laid back and was like, okay. And then he was like, okay, yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: I have to get back to San Francisco tomorrow. He
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: was like, my wife and my son. Yeah, and that
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: was it. That was all I heard.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: When did you realize that it was possible that he
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: was not going to get you a Calvin Klein campaign?
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: When he started?
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Last week. Why?
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: You're still waiting.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: I'm still waiting.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: If you're there, I'm here.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: I can still do it, I swear.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Did you know in the moment or were you still
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: even a little bit hopeful? Because when I, in my
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: struggling 20s of trying to make it it took me
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: longer than I'd like to admit to realize that a
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: lot of things that I thought were still a chance
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: were not.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Well, and I, you know, this isn't like a, Oh
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: boo hoo me, whatever. Yes. It was like, there's people
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: out there like this and I don't know his name.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: And if I did, I'd be like, you son of
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: a bitch. But yeah, I think the thing that like
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: really stuck with me was just the fact that like
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: he did this, like, It messed with my head because
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, you know, I'm probably not the
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: only one that this. Of course not. Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: He's like, I'm going on a business trip, honey. Good night, Junior.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I'll see you later. And then doing this.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: And I always say everything with all the Harvey Weinstein.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: How many actresses over a 20 year span did comply?
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I did get the part.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Never said anything. And then thanked him in their Oscar speech.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: It's probably a lot.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And maybe they'll tell us in 30 years when they're
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: on their deathbed.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: It was off. Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Or that's how I got my part. I always am like,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I would love it if someone just was honest about it.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Like, that's why I'm fighting for, you know, safety in
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: movies because I knew I had to just do this
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: disgusting thing so that the world saw that I was
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: a good actress. After that, I never had to do
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: another disgusting thing. But how else was I going to
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: get hop to this level of going from like soap
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: opera to actually being like a movie star. That's like
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: a very hard thing to do.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: And that's, what's fucked up is the, is that like,
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: you know, I was this naive, like early twenties guy
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: in LA and I was like, Oh my God, this
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: guy's giving me a chance. Yeah. And you know, I
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: don't want to be that person who's like, no, you know,
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you never know.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: And I mean, and that's, what's messed up about this
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: whole thing.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: So after he left and said, I'm going back to
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: San Francisco, I'm like, I'll be in touch or whatever.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Did you leave thinking that you might hear from him
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: about like, hey, I have a job or hey, I
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: want you to get headshots. Did you think for a
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: while you might hear from him or did you know?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: 1,000%.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I was like, well, that was good. I
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: think that went well.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: What I always think about like what's so sad about
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: a scam like that is you're fucking with people's dreams.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: You're not just pretending to like them.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: Not just dreams. Your career.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Psychological well-being.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: It's like, it's so traumatic. And, like, I'm glad that
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: I kind of, you know, I just start crying.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: No.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: I'm glad that I could, like, move on from that.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Because I was just like, yeah, this guy's just a
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: piece of trash. Whatever. But, like. But, I mean, I.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I think he was not at all in this business
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: What gave it away? The magazine tearing? And it made me.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Go, God damn it, Justin.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: He figured out the perfect hot scam for himself. Now,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: how did he find?
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, he put an ad. I think it was like Craigslist.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: It was like looking for a model.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he probably had 10 people in a weekend.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: You know, and I was just like moving here from Texas,
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: and I believed that people were good.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: And I was like, you know. Oh yeah, this is
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: a cool opportunity. Somebody really wants to help me.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Do you know that I thought I could be a
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: model too?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Did you?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: And now we're just both comedians.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: I still can be a model. You could still be
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: a model.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, I tried it too.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I tried it too. I have some headshots out there.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I had a scam happen. I talked about it on
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Model scams are the best. Except that one.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: He approached me walking around and then he brought me
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: in and he said, we run an agency for regular
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: looking models.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, you regular looking model.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Like what?
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Like a Payless?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: And then I ended up giving him $ 20. That's all
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I had on me. He's like, that's all you have
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: on you. I need the money to secure the photographer.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Wait, I have a great one. This one's really fun
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: and we can move on.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: I swear. Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: So I did like a modeling.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: it was like a scouting thing in Dallas actually. And
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: they had like, like this convention center. So they bring
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: in all these people that these people have scouted. They
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: give you a number, you do like a runway. And
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: then there's all these like modeling agencies looking for new talent, whatever.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: And so at the end, they, they give you kind
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: of like a callback. So if they go through each
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: agency and they're like number 33.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: You know, and whatever number I was. So I had
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: like so many callbacks. I was like, yes.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: And I went to this one modeling agency in Beverly
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Hills called Champagne Trot. And, uh, the lady, her name
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: was Tandy and she had pink hair. And to this day, so, uh,
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: she's like, yes, if you're ever in LA, like come
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: to the offices, we can like work on stuff, but yeah,
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: you're totally like what we're looking.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: For, whatever.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: So like that summer I was 18. So that summer
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: we drove out to LA, um, to like do Disney
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: and universal and all that stuff. And, My mom was like, well,
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: while we're there, let's stop into Champagne Trot and say
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: hi to Tandy because she loved you. And I was like, yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: So we walk in unannounced. And we're like, oh, yeah,
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: we met Tandy in Dallas. She came to this convention, whatever.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: And the receptionist was just like, oh, she's not in
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: right now. And I was like, what? She's like, yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: she's not in for the day.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, doors open.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Tandy's sitting in the chair with her pink hair just
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: sitting there.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, well, she's right there. And she's like,
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: she's not here today.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, yes, she is. They're like, okay, well,
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: she's not. And so my mom and I were just
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: kind of like, well, that's fucked up. And we like
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: walk out and just got in the car and we're like, well,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: that was weird.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole time.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: And then I like looked it up and I think
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: the agency closed. But yeah, she was totally there.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: So my modeling dreams once again shattered. I know. People
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: are trash.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: We are going to model together one day when we
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: wear our Halloween costumes. Speaking of which, tonight, and we're
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: recording this Monday, is the Met.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: And it was, Kardashians are invited. They're not invited. Last
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: we checked, Kim is the only one who's invited. But
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Kendall with her sheer nips, that was Saturday night in
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: New York. And it takes place in New York. So
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Every time I see the Met outfits,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: I just feel like my waist is getting like cinched
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: in and I'd be wearing a heavy outfit. Like it
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: always looks like it's like the most Uncomfortable, like you
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: would need the biggest massage and chiropractic adjustment.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Afterwards?
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: After that party.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: What's the theme? Do you know the theme this year?
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: Do we even know what the.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: What?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, Karl Lagerfeld or Chanel.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, it's going to be a lot of
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: black and white.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not going to be a fun look.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Well, here's my problem with the Met Gala is that
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: there is a theme... And when people don't do that theme,
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: it drives me insane. I think it was like last year.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: It was like, what was the theme last year? It
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: was something good.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: But does everyone have to wear Chanel? Because they said- No, no, no, no. Like,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: what's her name? Little Spice. What's her name?
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Emma Button?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: What's the Spice Girl's name? Her name is Spice. Something Spice.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Ice Spice? Yes.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: The rapper?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Ice Spice is going. And she's wearing Balmain. So is
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Ballman and everybody just then creating gowns that are like
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: classic Chanel?
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Well, if it's Lagerfeld, they'll do like a spin on
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Lagerfeld's designs if they're smart. Last year was Gilded Glamour,
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: which Gilded Age, right before the Industrial Revolution. Blake Lively
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: killed it with like her look and she had the reveal.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: It was gorgeous tribute to New York City. And then
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: you have Amy Schumer in like a black pantsuit. And
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: you're like, this is not the theme.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Because Amy Schumer doesn't want To be uncomfortable all night.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Well, sorry.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I got invited.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Suck it up.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: If it is a couture fashion.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Gala, you try.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: If someone invites me, I will.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: You're going to try.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: I will make you try. Oh, I will be uncomfortable
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: all night.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Bridgerton experience, lest we forget.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, I will do it all.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: You set it up and did it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I will do it. Nick Cannon is slamming Red Table
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Talk as that toxic table.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm slamming Nick Cannon for being Nick Cannon. go on.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. The table talk with Jada Pinkett Smith,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: her grandmother and her mother, they were on this. You
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: can only watch it on Facebook watch, but Facebook now
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: meta got rid of that whole thing. There's no Facebook
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: watch anymore. So it wasn't like their show was canceled
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: in the sense that like NBC is canceling your show.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: That's been on for five years. Cause no one's watching
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: it anymore. It's just like that, that section of Facebook
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: is gone. But anyway, then Nick basically said that, you know,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: he's like, if there was no table talk, in his opinion,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: and her messiness with the stepson's friend, and then having
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: a table talk with Will, where it was extremely, in
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: most people's opinion, emasculating, that she talked about sleeping with
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: someone else, that we had a situation, and then he
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: had to sit down with the mother and the daughter.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: And it was just, he feels that had that not happened,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: he would have never been brought to the mental place
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: of having a freak out at the Oscars. So he's
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: glad that it got canceled.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: That's Nick Cannon. Remember your kids' names.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: Don't worry about them.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: They're fine.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: They'll probably take it to YouTube or some other.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Streaming platform, but yeah, we need to hear less of
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Nick Cannon, in my opinion.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: I don't think you get to, I don't think you're
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: like the.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: The go-to guy on what's going on in other people's
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: marriages you have 48 kids relax.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I i'm sure this show will find another it'll find
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: a way yeah or not they could all be sick
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: of doing it they could all be like thank god
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: it got canceled like i right i don't want to
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: talk to my grandmother anymore i just don't want to
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: do like she might feel like i don't need to
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: do it i don't want to do it we've done
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: it for five years we've interviewed everybody we've A lot.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: So my prediction is it does. It doesn't get a
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: new home. It's just done.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, but.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I feel like it got no buzz this past year.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: There would.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: I feel like there'd be times in the pre before
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: he hit Chris Rock. There'd be times where like there'd
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: be 10 articles written about some interview that they got first.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: And I don't feel like we see that much. Don't
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: you agree?
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: I agree, but I'm also going to make a prediction. Yes.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: The grandmother and the daughter will do a little show.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: I think that would be cute. Like generations, how different
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: generations work amongst things.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: You think Jada would ever allow that to happen?
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Or she's not? But I mean, that's the thing.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Jada's just kind of like, I think Jada's more problematic.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think. Willow has a personality for doing a
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: talk show. Willow's a little rock and roll girl. She's badass.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: She is badass, but I don't really think this is
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: her strongest talent.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: She probably just wants to play music.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I think she's stunning.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: She's like, I want to talk to my mom.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Listen, I think she's stunning. I think she should work
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: on acting, music, and fashion.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Willow's awesome.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's that interesting of a person to
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: have in a talk show.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Fair enough.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Some people can't do it all. This guy did do
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: it all. He donated so much sperm that he has
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: 550 children and he is Dutch. He's from Holland and
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: they have a rule in Holland where they say you
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: can only, no one can have more than 25 children
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: if you donate. So once 25 are made, they have to,
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I guess, get rid of your sperm or whatever. I
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: know in America, a lot of people, a lot of
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: lesbians or whoever are buying the sperm from somebody. They
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: are like, I want all of that guy's sperm because
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I don't want my child's siblings running around, possibly procreating, whatever.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Did you hear that real quick?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: What?
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: It was the sound of Julie Goldman gagging.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: I heard that from afar. All this sperm talking, Julie just.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Anyway, he.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: That has 550 children running around.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: Don't give Nick Cannon any ideas.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Why don't you just segue from Nick Cannon to this
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: guy having 550 children? And that's a problem because now
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: we're getting more stories. Have you noticed that? We're getting
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: more stories about people being like, we met online and
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: then we got married and we found out... we were cousins.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Because we have 550 people walking around on this earth going,
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: being related, and then they're meeting each other not knowing
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: and now they're incesting.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Well, if he insists on donating again.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: If he insists on donating again.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: He will be fined 100 grand.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: That's it?
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: If he procreates, if he procreates again.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Or even if he just donates again.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: Can he make up a fake name?
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess he could have his own kid.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: I wonder what would happen if he just had sex
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: with a girl the old-fashioned way and got a girl
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: pregnant and it was 551.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: God forbid we do it the old-fashioned way. Why do
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: you gotta be that guy? Well, give me my cup, Jim.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: I'll be back.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna put the sock on the doorknob.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I'll be right back.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Wait, speaking of which, there is a story about this couple.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to move up to it.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: See? Look.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Siblings face backlash after hiding their romantic relationship and have
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: two children together.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: So here's the deal. These siblings, they shared a parent, okay?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: So they're half siblings. But they live in Spain, and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: they met when the girl Anna was 20 and Daniel
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: was 17, and she reached out on Facebook and was like, hey,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: we have the same dad. So they learned that their
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: father had remarried and had more children with another woman,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: so she created a fake profile on Facebook and added
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: her half-brother, and they became friends. Oh, so she didn't
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: let him know that she was the sister.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: So they became friends.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: And then hit it off, and they tried to stay
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: in the friend zone, but they just couldn't.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Couldn't.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: She eventually let him know, and then they had two
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: kids together.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Oh! I.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: There is a fascinating thing I saw that I've talked
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: about on the show before about when people do meet,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: sometimes with parents, where they meet their son that they
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: gave up for adoption or their daughter that they gave
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: up for adoption or something like this, a sibling thing.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: And if they were not raised together, there is like
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: a weird biological attraction that in some cases is very
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: sexual and in some cases, people go forward with it.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: That makes sense. I get that.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Cause it's like, you're looking at yourself or so.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: There's something biological about it. And there was a, a
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: very sad case. Um, I just thought it's coming up
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: with a, it's a juicy crime where, um, the girl,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: like her dad, you know, was an absentee dad. She
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: never saw the dad. Then when she was like 17,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: she moved in with the dad and his wife and kid.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: And then they started a relationship, a sexual relationship.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Oof.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: And she had a child with him. And then they
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: became a couple and they got married, which was illegal,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: but it was like found out. And then he had
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: to leave. And then she had to leave because they
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: couldn't happen. And there was like an awful thing. He
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: like freaked out. And like destroyed the family, killed.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Don't do that.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: So it was just it's just like a really awful.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: But.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: And those are some.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if the kids are okay or.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: The kids are not attractive. I can give you that.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Like, that's not.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: That is.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Mm-mm. No.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: I'm just looking at the whole.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: No. Mm-mm.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: First of all, I brought up this story just because
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: we've been through a lot together with this story.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: We really have.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: It's been years.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Selena Gomez had lupus. She had a best friend named Francia,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: who's also an actress. She needed a kidney, Selena. Francia
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: gave her a kidney. They took photos of it. It's
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: a big deal to give your kidney because you got to,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: which if, you know, you never know what might happen
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: to yours or if another person needs it, you don't
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: have one to give. She gave it. And you and
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I was always obsessed with the story because I remember
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Selena was on the cover of a magazine about like,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: or maybe in an article, my best friend, and it
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: wasn't this girl. And also Selena said, I'm only friends
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: with Taylor Swift in Hollywood. She's my only female friend.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people were like, what about the
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: girl that gave you the kidney? The girl is like working.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: She's on How I Met Your Father or something. So
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: she's coming up in a new show. And TMZ got
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: a hold of her and they kept asking about Selena
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: and she was just like not answering it. But it
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: sounds like they are no longer close. And everything I've
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: read is that Apparently Francia was upset that she wasn't
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: treating her kidney very well. She was still partying and
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: drinking and stuff.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Selena was?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: According to the alleged rumors of people that follow this stuff,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: that's what caused the riff a little bit.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: And then other people are like, she thanked her profusely.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: She said she'd thank her forever. Some friendships, even when
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: a kidney's involved, can't last a lifetime.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: And.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: But I always think either giving someone your egg or
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: carrying a child or giving a kidney, that person is
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: going to have to pick you up from the airport
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: for the rest of your fucking life.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I agree. Yeah. I definitely think it's like... It
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: reminds me of that being in school where you had
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: to take care of that little egg for a week.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: You remember?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: It's like you had to decorate it and make sure
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: it didn't crack.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: That's how I'd be.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: If I gave someone a kidney, I'd be like.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Right. I'd be.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: That person like sneaking around the corner being like, where
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: are you going? Yeah. Going to that bar again?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: There's other rumors I'd heard that then she did something
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: that upset Selena too. So I don't think we're going
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: to know. I think the two girls have spoken and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: made a pact like we're not going to fuck with
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: each other anymore, but we're also never going to say
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: something negative about each other in public.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: No matter what.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Stay together for the kids.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: She really was avoiding. Stay together for what the kid needs.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: Stay together for the kid.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: Kid.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: Knees. Just make it work for the kid.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Knees. Yes.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran is in court.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: So the.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: This is fascinating to me.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Let me read the story.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran, in 2014, he wrote a song about everlasting love.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: And there, the. The people that are suing him are
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Ed Townsend, who was the songwriter of this Michael Gay song.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: Marvin Gaye.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Marvin Gaye's song from 1973 that they feel is
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: way too similar to Ed Sheeran.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: To Let's Get It On, right?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Is that what?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I think, what is it? Oh, thinking.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: Well, Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so Ed Sheeran is in court defending himself.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: And he brought his guitar and he sang a song
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: and he said that, you know, he got the inspiration
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: to write the song in 2014 after he began a
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: new romantic relationship and after his grandfather died. And I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: draw inspiration from a lot of things in my life
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: and family. Anyway, he's being sued. I always think this
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: is a really hard thing because I guess, okay, there's
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: songs that we hear now.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: That right away, we're like, we know that.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: But do those people... pay for it.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: I was going to ask you this question because I'm
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: the same way.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Because I'm like, if you sample a song.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: And there were so many where the sample, it's not
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: a secret, it's a sample, right? And I guess, but
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: if you just take a song, like I was watching it,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: you know, I was reminded of Madonna's Vogue.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: And we look up, what is the... What is the
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Lady Gaga song that's so much like Vogue?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: You're thinking of Express Yourself and Born This Way.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Express Yourself. I didn't have to ask any
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: of that, Justin.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm right here.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Express Yourself, Madonna, and Born This Way. And she was
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: asked about it. Like, you know, how do you feel
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: about her, you know, people making the simulators about Lady Gaga.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: And many years ago, she was like pretty classy about
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: it in interviews. But then she did do a performance.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: I saw that.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: At an award show or a concert.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: Concert.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: And she was doing Express Yourself.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: And how it fit right in.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, she's like, Express Yourself.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: I was blown this way and, like, did it. And
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: she never went after her legally for all the reasons
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: why it isn't worth it when you're at a level
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: of Madonna. Now, Ed Townsend is dead. Marvin Gaye is dead.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: These are his heirs. And they think it. You know,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: it's hard with comedy, too. Like, when... I've told stories
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: of early in my career when someone accused me of
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: stealing a joke and I literally was like here is
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: the notebook here is what I was journaling about how
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: I came up with the bit and also we all
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: talk about the same stuff how just you know it's
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: one thing to have the exact same words with the
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: exact same surprising punchline versus you and I both talking
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: about or whatever, you know, and we would have two
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: different points of views, obviously.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: I would love to know your point of view on Grindr.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Just that I think the gays are always the leaders
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: because that was the first one. That was the first
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: dating app before Tinder.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it, well.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: No, yes, it was. Yes, it was.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Because I remember where I was when I first heard
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: of it and I thought it was the greatest idea
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: I had ever heard of. You knew where you were
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: when you heard the first bloop. When Guy Branum told
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: me what Grindr is.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: That it was like. Oh, yes.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Guy Branum knows what Grindr is.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Because Grindr was about location.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: So you knew that there was a guy possibly willing
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: to grind within like, you know, a half a block
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: from you.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, 2009 Grindr, Tinder 2012.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: But Tinder's a little easier. Grindr, it's like, I'm inside
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: the house. And you're like, oh my God, yeah.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Right, but still, they got the idea from the gays.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: It also reminds me of the time that I had
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: that happen with Dane Cook, where he was the same thing,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: where he was like, hey, you did that bit on
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: stage and I have a bit on that. And I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: was just kind of like, okay, well, what is it?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: And he's like, it doesn't matter. And I'm like, yes,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: it does. It does matter. Because if I'm saying something
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: that's similar to you, that's where it matters. And he
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: was like, just don't do it. I'm about to tape
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: a special. It's going to look really embarrassing for you.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: And tried to like belittle me into being like, okay,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: it's yours.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: But I wasn't.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: And I was like yelling at me in the improv
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: in front of everybody because he got humiliated on stage
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: because I closed with this bit.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: That I don't do anymore.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: And he got up on stage and was like, and
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: said the same thing that I said after I went on.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: And I stood there and was like, what is he
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: talking about? And then afterwards he was like, this is
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: my bit. You don't do this. This is going to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: be so embarrassing for you. And I was like, what
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: are you talking about? I was like, you're not going
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: to bully me into, like if you had gone up
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: and I did it, then you would have no problem
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: with it.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I always felt like.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: He couldn't explain it. I was like, what's the joke?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. Yes, it does.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Because if I'm saying something similar, The topic of this
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: is not off limits.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: But also, I've always felt doing stand-up, whether I would
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: be in a lineup of 10 people or whatever, I
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: always try to watch at least the first three people
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: before me.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Because if they did.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Even talk about something, I'd be like, all right, I'm
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: not going to do that bit. Or, okay, I can
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: do it and I'm going to reference Justin, but then
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do something else that's like, well, I'll
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: just do the second half of the bit.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: And it just makes it more fun too because if
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: you're listening to that person before you and they say something,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: then you can make a little reference or a callback
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: to that person before you and it just makes it
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: more fun. Yeah. Because they don't know that you're back
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: there listening or in the back of the audience or whatever.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: So it was just weird that he was back there
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: watching me and then got up on stage like a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: fool and embarrassed himself and then came after me to
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: attack me to try and take my joke, which has
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: yet to be on a special, by the way.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Well, when I did my special, I had a joke
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: that I did for a long time, but by the
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: time I was editing the special. I felt that too
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: many people were doing a similar bit, even though mine
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: was first. So I actually chose to cut it out
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: because I.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Didn't want people- You did that with me once.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: No, I chose to cut out the thing I said
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: in my special.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, got it, got it, got it.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: I cut it out because I was like, I don't
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: want people to see this and go- Well, that's kind
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: of hacky. A lot of people talk about this.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: So that's all.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: But we've done that before.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: We had that conversation. You're like, I kind of talk
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: about this. And I was like, well, done.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: I think that's how it should be professional.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: Totally.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: And you don't want the audience being like, is this
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: all they're talking about?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: It's like, we got it.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Or I'm dying to do this thing or not.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, music is a different thing.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: And we'll see. I kind of feel like he's going
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: to lose.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: I don't think he will.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: I have a really awful Ed Sheeran story.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: No. Why?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: It's traumatizing.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: I wasn't expecting traumatizing. He looks like yogurt with noodles
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: on his head. Why would you say it's traumatizing?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: It's a family story.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Peter took it upon himself to buy McKenzie Ed Sheeran
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: tickets at Dodger Stadium. For like Christmas. That was her present.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think she ever said she loved Ed Sheeran
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: or anything. But he just thought, doesn't every girl love
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran? It popped up online. I'm going to give
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: her the skip. Fine. June comes around. Or whatever, May
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: or June. And that weekend, she's at college. And we're
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: at our place in Mammoth, just like riding bikes, whatever.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: And.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: He's going through Facebook, and he sees a bunch of, like,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: our friends' kids at Ed Sheeran, having fun at Ed Sheeran.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: And he realizes, because we all share a phone, and
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: thank God for location. As worried parents, we like to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: know where people are. She's not at Dodger Stadium. And
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: he's like, what the hell happened?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: And she.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: basically just was like, well, I don't really like Ed Sheeran.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Nobody wanted to come. And like, I'm just like a
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: freshman in college. So I just didn't go. And he
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: was like, I mean, those tickets were so much. Why
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: wouldn't you tell me? I could have like sold them
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: myself or given them to somebody. So it was like
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: the lack of communication, but her little self was like, well,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: what does it matter? You gave me this gift. If
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't use it, who cares? I am telling you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: for five hours from Mammoth to LA, Brennan and Drake
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: and I, with Peter going off and me trying to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: explain her point of view and being like, you know what? Also,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: don't just present me with a gift to a country
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: I never want to visit. Here's some plane tickets. You
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: leave Wednesday. No, I don't want to go.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: I don't want to go.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like an experience unless you have absolutely expressed,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: I am dying to go to Adele. I will get
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: on a plane within an hour to be there.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Please, I want to go. That is what I learned
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: from the lesson. And that's what I would tell anyone.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Do not give someone an experience unless you 100% know
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: they want to do it. And then even after that,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, if for some reason you can't make this,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: you don't want it, just don't let it go to waste.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Gift it to somebody or you can even call me
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: a week before and I will take it off your
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: hands and give it to somebody else and give you
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: something else or whatever.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: That's like if someone, yeah. I was going to say
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: that's like if someone gave me Taylor Swift tickets.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Annie. Yeah. But like, absolutely not. Like if they're like, oh,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: we got you Taylor Swift tickets. Even if like how
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: expensive they are, I'd be like, you know what?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: I just, I saw that video of that woman on
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: the subway and the subway opening and all those Taylor
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: Swift fans coming in Atlanta. And they were all just like, ah.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want to die in like some
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: Nash Vegas apocalypse.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: It's an experience.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: It's getting in a car. You must have a friend.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. to put on somebody. And so to
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: this day, we'll be in the car and an Ed
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Sheeran song comes on and Brent will be like, mom,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: are you triggered? And I'm like, yes, we're triggered. So
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: actually I hope he loses.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, see, that's, it's your revenge story. You want revenge.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: You had to suffer in a five hour car ride
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: for mammoth. And now Ed Sheeran has to suffer because
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: he puts you through that.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: That's the copyright is so it's hard delicate because I
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: I'm the same way.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: I'm really good at that.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: I'll be in the car and I'll be like, oh,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: this sounds like, you know, and I can put a
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: song together.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: And there's a guy on TikTok and I forget his name.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: If you've seen him. He's like a bald, and I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: think he's a very attractive guy.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: And he like points to like different songs and samples
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: and everything. He did it with Backstreet Boys, like how
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: they all have the same like percussion. And I also
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: think that Backstreet Boys and Celine Dion have a very
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: similar song. Shape of My Heart sounds very much like
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: Celine Dion's That's The Way It Is.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: It's the same... Well, isn't.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: I Can Buy Myself Flowers? Isn't that based on Bruno Mars?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: But did she also pay Bruno Mars for that?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: There's so many songs that do that.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's find out.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like that wasn't a secret.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, no.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: It was the same lyrics, pretty much.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite news stories that ever happened.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: Is this like that movie?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Orphan? Orphan?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: It's back.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: You'll be excited to know there is going to be
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: a ID, like documentary. What's that channel ID?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: What is it called? Discovery.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Discovery ID. This is Natalie Grace. She was adopted from
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: the Ukraine. Is she a child with dwarfism? Or is
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: she an adult who's a sociopath with dwarfism?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Adult sociopath with dwarfism.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Final answer.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: It is one of the greatest stories. They adopted this girl.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: They thought when they adopted her that she was, like,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: nine or six or something. But they found, like, period stuff. Like,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: she was, like, hiding the fact that she was getting
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: her period. And one time she was in the bath. Like,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: she had pubic hair. Like, she hadn't, like, shaved it.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: So she was, like, pretending to be a child.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: And then, but then also she would take clear tacks
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: and put them up. On the stairs so that they
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: would step on and hurt them.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Not home alone.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: And then at one point she like dragged them all
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: near some like electric gate. They felt their other, their
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: three boys were in danger. So then they went to
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: a doctor and the doctor's like, you know, this child
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: is not nine.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: She's like.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: No shit.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: 22.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: So they got her age changed on her legal American
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: papers because she came from the Ukraine. And then they
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: set her up with an apartment and everything and services.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: But then they all left. And they escaped to Canada.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: The family? The family of the three boys.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: They were like, we're out of here. Bye.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Then she went around and she was like, I've been
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: abandoned by these people and I'm a child. And they
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: were like, oh my God. So then they go after
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: them legally.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: In Canada, the family.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: And they charge them with neglect. and all this other stuff.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, she's an adult. And she's like
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: a sociopath. And she, you know, lied about it. And
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: so anyway, now it's, she's still around. And this other
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: family like went on Dr. Phil and they adopted her.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: And they were still convinced that she, was a child.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: And there was, like, no way to really know because
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: the Ukraine birth certificate and, like, even if you, like,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: look at bones and then also having this, like, form
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: of dwarfism is a really hard thing to tell.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: This is a grown woman.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: We still don't know her age or anything, but they
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: did drop all the charges on both parents, but the
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: parents did get divorced.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't understand. Were the tacks in the foot
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: not enough, like, for them to be, like.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Well, no, all those things led to them being, like,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: We have to get away. Not only do we think
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: she's a scary person that could hurt our family, but
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: we realize like, you know, and then they went to
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: a doctor and the doctor was like, yeah, she's not
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: nine or six or whatever they thought she was. She's
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: like definitely over. So then they're like, no. So then
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: the people that were not on the parent side said, no,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: you falsified records to make her 22. So you could
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: just get rid of her and not stick with your adoption.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: That's not true.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: But, and you left her and you abandoned her. And
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: she's like, no, I wanted to live with them.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Um, Do you think that when they left her and
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: went to Canada, do you think they were listening to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Ed Sheeran in the car?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: You know what this story reminds me of, though? I
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: just thought of it. When there was like a high school,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: when I was in high school, there was, you remember
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: urban myths?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: I love urban myths.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Okay. So this was a story. I don't know if
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: it was an urban myth.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: But I thought it was the greatest story. And it
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: was that someone went for a fun weekend in Mexico.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: came back with the dog, with a little dog, a
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: little dog, like wherever, you know, San Diego, whatever. And
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: the dog was like, so cute. Everyone loved the dog.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: And then one day the dog was like, looked really
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: sick or had something kind of coming out of its mouth.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: So the girl and the mom took the dog to
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: the doctor and the vet and the vet like came
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: out like white face and was like, where did you
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: get that animal? And she's like, well, don't tell anybody,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: but When we were in Mexico and we went through
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: the border with the dog and we just, the dog
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: was just like this little like orphan dog. And we took, why?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with her? What's wrong with Muffin? And he's like,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: that is not a dog. That's a Mexican sewer rat.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: And?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: That was the size of a dog. And then it said, sorry. No,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know what.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: And they said it has rabies because it was foaming
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: at the mouth. It's a Mexican sewer rat and it
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: has rabies. Scary stories to tell in the dark. One
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: of my favorites.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's a true story?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, it's borderline, you know, you always have
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: that girl with a hot dog in school. You know,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: there's always these like urban myths of like stuff like that.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: You know, I think, I don't think it was true,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: but it wouldn't surprise me if that really did happen.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: But I don't even know if there's like a such
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: thing as a Mexican sewer rat. But this is also based,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: this is a movie, that movie Orphan. And they're like,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: there's something wrong with Esther. And it was the same thing.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: She was this little girl. Yeah. And, Turns out she was, like, this, like, Russian, like,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: crazy person posing as a girl.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: So this is just another story like that. That is weird, though.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll end on this fun story.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, good.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Because the world's fattest cat.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: What'd you call me?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: What did I say?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: The world's fattest cat.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Finally goes on a diet. Six-year-old Patches weighs in at
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: 40 pounds. She doesn't seem like that fat.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: 40 pounds?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, she looks really fat in the photo.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, don't fat shame the cat.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: But same as an average four-year-old. I guess that is
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: pretty heavy then.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a four-year-old and a cat?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: That's a big cat.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Anyway, she started her weekly dose of Ozempic. And she's
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: going to the Met Ball tonight.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: Ozemnip. She's going to be ready to be on that gala.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: Can cats do Ozempic?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: I wonder.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, they just said that they're just like giving
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: her a diet. And they said she's actually really picky.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know how she got so fat.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: Of course she's picky. She's 40 pounds.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's genetic, if she had other fat,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: because she was like in a shelter. But the new
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: owner is like, no, we're getting her. summer body fit.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: I love yes we need a slim puss summer like
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: for sure I think I do love those videos of
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: like you see the little big dachshunds and stuff and
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: then like they show the time lapse of them like
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: slimming down it's always like yay that is terrible for
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: them I mean look this cat's not going anywhere.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Whenever there's times where like our dog who when we
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: adopted her they said oh she's very food motivated I'm
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: like who the fuck isn't anyway there's times when like
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: if Peter's not around and he's the one supposed to
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: feed her in the morning and like he'll leave, let's
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: say he feeds her, but I don't know. And he
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: left really early in the morning and then I wake
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: up and then she will like take her dish and.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: Be like, Oh yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Like, come on now.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, and I, I'm like, Peter, did
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: you feed her? He's like, yes. I'm like, why is
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: she sitting there? Like, I was like, we do. I
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: don't know if you know dog, but like I have
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: a phone and I could call, your master and find
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: out that you're fucking lying and FaceTime.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: And yeah, we're not going to do this. My dog
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: does intermittent fasting.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: I love your dog. I love the, I love the bark.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: Um, listen, where besides with me, can they see you
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: just and tell the world?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you guys, I will be, uh, I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: have my podcast just saying, which is going to be great.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: We've got Lance Bass this week cause it's going to
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: be May. It's May, you know, now, so we're having him. Um,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: I'm also doing the dragons and dangerous telethon, which is
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: going to be available to watch on moment. Um, I'm
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: sure it's going to be in all the bars on
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: Sunday that comes out. At 7 o'clock p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
• 1:25:15
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• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Wait, what day?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: The 7th, sorry. Yes, May 7th. So this coming Sunday.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: And I mean, we've got Charlize Theron. We've got Margaret Cho,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: Sarah Silverman. We've got Jesse Eisenberg. I mean, it is
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: a star-studded thing. And I'm hosting it. You are.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: I'm hosting it.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: And then the money goes to making sure that these
• 1:25:37
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• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, my God.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: Let people do their jobs.
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  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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