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701: Own Worst Enemy Hyundai Drive-In Special · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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Speaker 1: Guys, I've never been to a drive in in my life.
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Speaker 1: Never have you guys been to drivings before? I love
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Speaker 1: driving movie. I've only been to a drive in when
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Speaker 1: I was making it was I was making a movie, right,
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Speaker 1: and there was no nothing on the screen at the
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Speaker 1: driven but we were in the drive in theater, so
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Speaker 1: we were in the spots. But we were pretending to
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Speaker 1: watch a movie. I see when there was almost the
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Speaker 1: same thing. That's that's the only real that's Hollywood. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it was a It was a Hollywood Yes, it was
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Speaker 1: movie magic and and everything worked out in at the
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Speaker 1: drive in. What happened? It was a makeout scene. It
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Speaker 1: was aout makeout successfully. I made out successful. Well that's
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Speaker 1: what's synonymous with driving. This is making out. But we
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Speaker 1: won't be doing any making out today, are you sure?
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Speaker 1: Well we'll see what happened. Okay, Okay, but listen, I'm
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Speaker 1: very happy to be I want to thank the good
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Speaker 1: folks a Hunday for making this all happen. My driving
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Speaker 1: dreams come truey in the brand new Hounday Ionic five,
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Speaker 1: which is Donald's new car. What do you think I
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Speaker 1: love it? Listen, day ahead, I want to make a deal. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're a kind of deal they gave. Yeah, I would
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Speaker 1: like to make another deal. I would like to be
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Speaker 1: able this car, drive this car for pretty much the
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Speaker 1: rest of my life. No, Joe, so many great features.
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Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I have to tell you. I love the
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Speaker 1: double screens. What do you like the mood that I've
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Speaker 1: set in the car to Also, you can choose the
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Speaker 1: mood color and we have purple. Is purple your color?
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Speaker 1: Royalty baby. And there's a plug in the back, Dane,
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Speaker 1: which I appreciate. What didn't are you using it? Big
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Speaker 1: fan of the plug in the back? Using it to
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Speaker 1: power our zoom h six to record this whole session
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Speaker 1: right now. Like a legit plug. It's oh, it's real.
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Speaker 1: It's very legit. And there's two of them. Let me
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Speaker 1: tell you something I really like about the Hyndayonic five.
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Speaker 1: I had a competitive brand and it would not go
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Speaker 1: three hundred miles. This on full charge would go three
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Speaker 1: hundred and three miles. Donald, Yet it I pushed it
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Speaker 1: to the limit. Yes, I've charged you went three hundred
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Speaker 1: and four miles. I got all the way to three
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Speaker 1: hundred miles and then we charged this bad boy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you know, and it gives you all the warnings
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Speaker 1: you need. It has, you know, very much like all
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Speaker 1: of the other Hounday cars that we've like when we
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Speaker 1: drove the Tucson and now it has the features on
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Speaker 1: the side. We could see from up above. You see
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Speaker 1: when you hit the signal, you can see what's in
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Speaker 1: your left lane. You could see what's you said. It
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Speaker 1: give you a little haptic sort of warning if you
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Speaker 1: drifted it from your lane and if you drift into
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Speaker 1: if you drift two. If you're a driver like Donald,
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Speaker 1: then you no, no, no, no no, it's because I got kids.
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Speaker 1: Well I do Tokyo drift h Calm down, everybody, but
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Speaker 1: I got kids and stuff, So sometimes my attention gets
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Speaker 1: taken away from the road. Well, thy five has a
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Speaker 1: little jiggle. Goodness, it ain't even a little jiggle that
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Speaker 1: you're fighting you You are off the road, Bro, get
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Speaker 1: back in the road. What does it say why you're
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Speaker 1: driving the Honday is like bro thens over here, Bro,
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Speaker 1: you'd have a little sound that goes bro, Bro. Well,
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Speaker 1: the cars right pretty. And here's the real thing that
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Speaker 1: I want to say is that Unde has made our
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Speaker 1: dreams come true and we are going to do something
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Speaker 1: we've never done on the podcast before for the start
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Speaker 1: of season seven, and that is we're going to watch
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Speaker 1: an episode live at this driving ye season seven. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: this is amazing. First of all, thank you freaking setting
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Speaker 1: up a driving and let us talk a lot in
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Speaker 1: beautiful downtown Glendale, Glendale. Love it. Here's the thing, guys,
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Speaker 1: what I want you to do, if you're if you're
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Speaker 1: willing and able, is I want you the listener to
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Speaker 1: start the episode when I hit play on the remote
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Speaker 1: control for this drive and A. That's how fancy we are.
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Speaker 1: I have a remote control to start the drive in movie.
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Speaker 1: That is that is very fancy. And if you's too bad,
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Speaker 1: no one else knows we're doing this because you could
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Speaker 1: literally be watching an episode live in Glendale with with
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Speaker 1: all of us. Charlie, Okay, let's just talk about how
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Speaker 1: this show opens up before we get there. Just sorry
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Speaker 1: about show we made about a bunch of nurses. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: m so fans, if you want to play along, this
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Speaker 1: will never happen again. Okay throughout the throughout the rest
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Speaker 1: of the run of Scrubs podcast, we can't promise that
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Speaker 1: this will happen again. I'm not gonna happen again because
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Speaker 1: if even if Honda sponsors another activity like we did
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Speaker 1: driving first, we're doing driving now we'll do something else.
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Speaker 1: So if you really want to make the most of this,
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Speaker 1: what you want to do is you're gonna hit play
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Speaker 1: and pause along with us. Okay, so I'm gonna hit
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Speaker 1: play to start it. We're gonna talk about it, We're
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Speaker 1: gonna laugh, We're gonna pause to talk about a moment. Donald,
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Speaker 1: anyone can call pause. Okay, that's a rule, no problem.
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Speaker 1: Sounds good. But you gotta play along at home, because
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Speaker 1: then you'll literally be watching it with us. We can't, obviously,
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Speaker 1: for legal reasons, play the episode out loud. We have
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Speaker 1: it playing in our ears. Yes, you can watch it
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Speaker 1: at home, and I'll say, on your marks, get set go,
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Speaker 1: We're gonna start it. Sound like a plan. I love it. Now,
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Speaker 1: what were you gonna say? We're looking at the frozen
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Speaker 1: image on the top, which is j D and Elliott
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Speaker 1: lying and a bed together. These two will not stop,
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Speaker 1: will they are? Won't they? They will they are? Won't they?
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Speaker 1: Until the end of the show. Yes, Yeah, they're Rows
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Speaker 1: and Rachel. They are totally Ross and Rachel. But Ross
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Speaker 1: and even Ross and Rachel. It got to the point
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Speaker 1: where it was like, I don't care if they do
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Speaker 1: it or don't. I'm invested in this and because it's me,
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Speaker 1: I know, I am very invested in this relation. But
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Speaker 1: I'm also simultaneously very frustrated by them. Why how could well?
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Speaker 1: It's just oh my god, they're so they're both. I
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Speaker 1: love them as human beings and actors and characters, yes,
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Speaker 1: but I'm annoyed by them, like shit or get off
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Speaker 1: the pot. Well, you know, I'm gonna be honest with you.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. It's mostly Elliott that
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Speaker 1: needs to too. Elliott needs to know jad is j Jerry.
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Speaker 1: He had he had the chance, and he's not gonna
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Speaker 1: make that. Listen, he's not gonna make that move because
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Speaker 1: he knows. If he makes that move, and if Elliott says,
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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not feeling this, then he has
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Speaker 1: a turntail and walk back to Kim and explain to Kim, look,
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Speaker 1: all right, so look I know we're having a baby,
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Speaker 1: but made a mistake and hooked up with Elliott. I
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Speaker 1: thought it was something real, she said, no, I think
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Speaker 1: it well in this moment right now, Well, yeah, they're
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Speaker 1: line in a single bed together. J D is about
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Speaker 1: to go for it. Okay, where's her name tag at?
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Speaker 1: She doesn't wear a name tag anymore. She took it
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Speaker 1: off because she thought her movies were gonna get touched.
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Speaker 1: Can't have your tag on if you're getting have booby
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Speaker 1: grabbing moment. It's clear that JD went for the boobies too,
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Speaker 1: because when he stands up, he stands. Jad's first moves already,
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Speaker 1: it's always boobs. He goes kiss boobs. All right, so
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Speaker 1: we're gonna start on them when I see going. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: so that's what's what's gonna happen. We're gonna pause, play pause,
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Speaker 1: play all right, here's the first play. My first driving
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Speaker 1: experience begins. Play all right, we're going. We're off. Okay,
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Speaker 1: it's rolling. He's about to make out Donald. She looks beautiful.
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Speaker 1: I don't look that good that close, Sara. They all have.
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Speaker 1: The ladies have a lot of makeup on. She looks
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Speaker 1: you don't want to see. Oh yeah. Season seven, everyone
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Speaker 1: has a new look, hands out, ready to go fantasize.
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Speaker 1: She's got a lot of makeup on. So does Judy.
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Speaker 1: At some point. Okay, I have a very short haircut
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Speaker 1: this season, so far every season that starts, you want
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Speaker 1: to see everyone's new look. This is my look was
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Speaker 1: always the same. This year we great. This is Skiptok's
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Speaker 1: biggest line. That's broussy. By the way, Manly got good
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Speaker 1: at acting. Yeah, well you know, you give him enough
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Speaker 1: lines event, but what I mean he really got good?
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Speaker 1: Yeah Manly? Oh god, here comes Keith Keith Keith wait.
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Speaker 1: I was already surprised out loud. Okay, now there's a
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Speaker 1: weird voiceover technique in this episode where it feels like
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Speaker 1: everyone has a voiceover, but we're really what's called in
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Speaker 1: the business. Pre lapping the audio to the next scene
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Speaker 1: where she's confessing to Turk and Judy t carl you're
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Speaker 1: very thin. Look look, yeah, you know what else I
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Speaker 1: was noticing is that Turk and Carla is in her nightie.
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Speaker 1: What would they gonna get? They were gonna get? I
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Speaker 1: think it was supposed to get a mislead. Yes, he's
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Speaker 1: supposed to be a mislead. He supposed to think they're
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Speaker 1: gonna have sex. But the time about candy? All right, pause,
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Speaker 1: all right, So I want to talk about candy for
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Speaker 1: a second. And now you set up because you're a diabetic.
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Speaker 1: You're only allowed one candy bar every eight months or
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Speaker 1: something like that, or once a month or something like that.
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Speaker 1: Well I forgot what it is. I don't know, but anyway,
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Speaker 1: I want to know. Go around the car real quickly.
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Speaker 1: What is your You could only have one candy every
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Speaker 1: like like one thing. But that sounds really good me too.
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Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, thats we love you us the
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Speaker 1: mother load. All right, let's go duel. What's your keen cup?
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Speaker 1: Would be perfect, but I'm probably gonna go Dove chocolate. Wow,
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Speaker 1: Dove chocolate straight up? Okay, room temperature milk dots. They
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Speaker 1: gotta be room temperatureough because if they're too cold, you
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Speaker 1: can't chill them. But when the room temperature you just
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Speaker 1: so that's your Is that your movie theater? Good? Hell? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: hell yeah? Because that thing gets us. That thing that
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Speaker 1: milk do get. You know what I really don't like.
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Speaker 1: That's people like that's polarizing one red vines. Oh not
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Speaker 1: not not about those liquoration generals are not for me. Terrible, Okay,
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Speaker 1: So Turk picks. Oh so, Turk goes on to say
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Speaker 1: that he wants to pick something that doesn't sound racist,
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Speaker 1: like dark chocolate or Juju bees. Now, who is racist?
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Speaker 1: Where is ju? Aw? You're saying juju right, and so
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Speaker 1: I get that. But somewhere in there he thinks black
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Speaker 1: people Juju like, that's bad Juju. No, he just means.
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Speaker 1: He just means um racist to any people. The dark
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Speaker 1: chocolate is racist to black people. Juju bees is anti Semitic.
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Speaker 1: It's what he's saying, chocolates black. I don't know that's
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Speaker 1: his serie. Actually, no dark chocolate. All right, play Please
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Speaker 1: think of the face Judy's making. He makes a little
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Speaker 1: he's crazy face. Here you go, I pass. You don't
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Speaker 1: like jingu mins, get out of here. I watch Much Money.
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Speaker 1: I remember when watch mccull its came out. So wait,
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Speaker 1: you want to pause? No? Oh no, here's why the pause,
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Speaker 1: pause pause. I thought you were going to ask for
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Speaker 1: a threesome. Wow, why didn't you Donald? No? I thought
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Speaker 1: I was asking her. I thought there was gonna be
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Speaker 1: I thought there was some sexual and something sexual. You
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Speaker 1: whisper in your ear. Judy's in a nighty, right. I
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Speaker 1: think it's supposed to be a mislead that you're like, hey,
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Speaker 1: do you want to get in on what you're trying
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Speaker 1: to get into? The issue is very great, especially after
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Speaker 1: having a conversation with his best friend. So he knows
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Speaker 1: that j D and Herd just almost looked up. So
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Speaker 1: he's trying to do a threesome. That turk is a dirty,
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Speaker 1: dirty game. But don't you think it's supposed to be
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Speaker 1: a time? Or maybe not? I don't know. Maybe don't
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Speaker 1: you look there, that's a great shot man. Maybe I've
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Speaker 1: been looking at your look like a little bit there.
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Speaker 1: This was over twenty years ago. I know, No it wasn't.
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Speaker 1: This isn't This is more like fifteen right news over
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Speaker 1: twenty years ago? No, Dani'll do the math. We started.
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Speaker 1: This is two thousand and six, thousand and six was
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Speaker 1: I'm sixteen years ago? Yeah? Are all right? Play please?
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Speaker 1: Like six? Yeah time, Daniel, because he's like a human calculator.
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Speaker 1: All I look, Judy's like, what do you ask you?
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Speaker 1: That's not true? See she's suspicious. Mars bar? Do they
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Speaker 1: not make Mars bars anymore? I never heard. I've never
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Speaker 1: even had a Mars barn. I never had a Mars bars.
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Speaker 1: You never had those little time coming up? Don't like
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Speaker 1: Mars bars, marlso don't like the candy you choose later
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Speaker 1: so as so she's gonna tell Elliot. Elliot's gonna tell
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Speaker 1: Keith that she's gonna damn Elliott. Yeah, last minute. Oh,
12:52
Speaker 1: this is back to Stacy. Who's the water balloon girl? Oh,
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Speaker 1: driving in pleasure? We need the big brown but you look,
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Speaker 1: I hold up the buns, look bouncing. Wait a second.
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Speaker 1: First of all, this girl, Stacey is she haunts me.
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Speaker 1: Your whole life, your whole life, you trader and right,
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Speaker 1: and so you just asked me if he was gonna
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Speaker 1: do that again with Elliott, Right, there's no way. There's
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Speaker 1: no way. Well, but she must have some nice There's
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Speaker 1: no way. They wrote, there's no way, he wrote, bow,
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Speaker 1: it's you bouncing? You do that. I just want to say,
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Speaker 1: I don't know that I improm that, but I doubt
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Speaker 1: they wrote he holds up to hand. But there's cut
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Speaker 1: in half though you get fuddy. Okay, So here we're
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Speaker 1: about to um, I'm gonna play again. It's about to
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Speaker 1: go tell Keith that they're not gonna be together. She
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Speaker 1: wants to call the engagement and everyone in the hospitals watching,
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Speaker 1: okay play please? Oh god, can you imagine trying to
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Speaker 1: have this conversation in the parking the parking lot. Everybody. Oh,
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Speaker 1: and she's still getting digs about taking the last name.
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Speaker 1: Wow oh no, oh boy Keith. And so whenever somebody
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Speaker 1: says we need to talk, that's obviously a bad thing. Literally,
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Speaker 1: never a good sign. Yeah, um, he didn't notice that
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Speaker 1: everybody's watching because he's very he's his his fiance just
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Speaker 1: said we need to talk, which is not a good sign.
14:53
Speaker 1: I feel like coming. But okay, well he didn't look
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Speaker 1: up if this shot is very funny, but all this
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Speaker 1: is everyone in the car with some with a few
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Speaker 1: background folks watching out through the window. It's really messed up. Okay,
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Speaker 1: play everyone, even the dudes on the roof. Everybody, Elliott,
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Speaker 1: come on, everyone's bummed out that no because Snoop Dogg
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Speaker 1: is finally tending telling that was the first jump ever,
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Speaker 1: by the ways, a writer on the show, very gentle, John, Oh,
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Speaker 1: I can't do this all great cold open. Bill Lawrence
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Speaker 1: directed this episode. I'm no superman, you know that Bill Lawrence. Guy. Okay,
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Speaker 1: there's Kim, she's very funny, the wonderful Elizabeth Banks a
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Speaker 1: smart yeah gosh really oh yeah, like a lot of
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Speaker 1: oh Daniel, it's just something Okay, so this is a
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Speaker 1: week Okay, now we're kind of a week earlier. By
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Speaker 1: the way, Oh flashback, so you look at the different
16:31
Speaker 1: look at the difference between last year's No, No, I
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Speaker 1: think she gets the one week earlier within the show
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Speaker 1: he shot. I know, but look at the hair and
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Speaker 1: the lamb on the cause for a second. No, I'm saying, no,
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Speaker 1: I get that, But I'm saying this year on the
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Speaker 1: show right look at the glamba right now, everybody everyone
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Speaker 1: came back feeling themselves. Ye, like I'm trying to get
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Speaker 1: that next job is One's like, I don't know how
16:58
Speaker 1: long this shit's gonna go. It's seven, and I mean
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Speaker 1: most shows don't go bout seven. That's crazy. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: be honest with you. This episode, I had Benny Boom
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Speaker 1: and any Clements come down for this episode, and in
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Speaker 1: one of the shots this is how I got Next
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Speaker 1: Day Air. They came down to actually from this episode.
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Speaker 1: They came down to talk to me about it, and
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Speaker 1: they came to set and it's the scene where I'm
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Speaker 1: sweating and I smell like eggs and kelso goes am
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Speaker 1: I having a stroke of somebody cooking an almond that
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Speaker 1: that actual scene was the scene that Benny Boom and
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Speaker 1: any Clements, the producers of Next Day Air. They came,
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Speaker 1: we had our meeting, and then I went and shot
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Speaker 1: that scene and by the end of the scene, I
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Speaker 1: knew I had the job. That Wow, that's amazing. And
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Speaker 1: where does smelling do you do? You smell like eggs
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Speaker 1: when you sweat? Okay, someone in the writer's room must,
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Speaker 1: because I've never heard of anyone smelling like someone was
17:51
Speaker 1: trying to tell somebody in the writer's room. By the way,
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Speaker 1: I would appreciate it if when you worked out and
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Speaker 1: you showered before you came to the riders, also being like,
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Speaker 1: what does he say? Am I having a stroke? Or
18:05
Speaker 1: somebody and somebody cooking an ome the gym? All right,
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Speaker 1: we're back at it and play. Okay, oh baby. This
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Speaker 1: is where Turk reveals that the panda babies that Ming
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Speaker 1: Ming die Ming Ming. Didn't the panda just recently die
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Speaker 1: at the zoo? Didn't the panda just recently die at
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Speaker 1: the zoo? Like way? Sorry? JD closes with the flip phone.
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Speaker 1: How great was it to be able to close tactile sensation? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: It really was? Like over well, I was just saying that,
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Speaker 1: when's the last time you actually saw somebody on the
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Speaker 1: phone walking around with it like this? Yeah, but I
18:53
Speaker 1: did love ending a call with a flip cloth. Oh yeah,
18:55
Speaker 1: word a word, here's beard for sad and we say,
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Speaker 1: really had a chance to act. Now, this patient is
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Speaker 1: supposed to be so charming, he's like a he's like
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Speaker 1: a young um Robert Redford. Yeah, damn you he called
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Speaker 1: her pigure. Trip to HR? For sure? Jesus, Well is
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Speaker 1: it a trip to HR? Okay, that's for sure. Okay,
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Speaker 1: here's where it gets. Here's where lines get crossed. Though
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Speaker 1: you went to They had to go to HR to
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Speaker 1: establish the fact that they're dating at work, right, So
19:38
Speaker 1: you go to HR and you say we're dating. Now.
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Speaker 1: I think it's some more of a modern concept than
19:42
Speaker 1: when we shot this in two thousand and six. But
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Speaker 1: there has to be some type of thing, like, okay,
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Speaker 1: they just broke up. There needs to be a healing process,
19:50
Speaker 1: because if you break up and it's not amicable and
19:54
Speaker 1: it's one sided, somebody's gonna come into work talking like
19:57
Speaker 1: that called no one's coming, no one's coming in, calling
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Speaker 1: anyone peg whore at work? I don't know, man, if
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Speaker 1: we just well, sure, hr is gonna be like, well
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Speaker 1: now we have to separate. Yes, he gets worse later
20:13
Speaker 1: because he's her in turn too. It's very not good
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Speaker 1: entire She can't mind. This is a flashback, right, So
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Speaker 1: so this is gonna earlier because at the end of
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Speaker 1: season six, she she broke it off. She started to
20:25
Speaker 1: break it off, but she didn't tell him it was
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Speaker 1: over over until this episode. So we're now seeing what
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Speaker 1: Keith is behaving like before the parking lot. Yeah, okay,
20:34
Speaker 1: let's play please. Wow, Carlo's rationalizing this is funny. Kelsea's
20:46
Speaker 1: trying to steal a cappuccino maker from her. He totally
20:50
Speaker 1: lies that he gave it the cheermaker. Well, I mean
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Speaker 1: everybody else gave it everything. Well, you know there's a
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Speaker 1: cappuccino maker. Yeah, there's that. There's gonna be dishes. But
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Speaker 1: it's kind of messed up that he tries to steal it.
21:09
Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence out Bill look at that. Oh see, I say,
21:20
Speaker 1: that's why that's not even true. Do you talk to
21:21
Speaker 1: Carlino episode man, I wonder how it was always great
21:35
Speaker 1: when Bill directed You know why, because it's all you're
21:36
Speaker 1: gonna get more jokes because he's there all the time,
21:38
Speaker 1: and he's just picture. He doesn't really like directing as
21:39
Speaker 1: much as he likes coming up with jokes, so you know,
21:41
Speaker 1: you get so many extra jokes. Oh that's sad. But okay, pause, pause, Please,
21:51
Speaker 1: let's talk about that really quick. Okay, So, if you're
21:54
Speaker 1: in a situation, the right thing to do is never
21:57
Speaker 1: is the right thing to do. Sometimes isn't the right
21:59
Speaker 1: thing to do, It's the wrong thing to do. I
22:01
Speaker 1: feel like Jad's about to learn this lesson. That's what
22:03
Speaker 1: he learns in the episode. Yeah, you know, the right
22:07
Speaker 1: thing to do is to stick it out with Kim
22:09
Speaker 1: and raise this kid, but that's also the wrong thing
22:12
Speaker 1: to do because that's not where his heart is. Well,
22:14
Speaker 1: i'll meet you half way. I think the right thing
22:15
Speaker 1: to do is to give it a try, because he
22:17
Speaker 1: really did like her. Okay, they had an oops, and
22:19
Speaker 1: she got pregnant, but don't and and well there's the
22:23
Speaker 1: big thing that she lied, which is so but let's
22:27
Speaker 1: just just describe that for just just to make it
22:29
Speaker 1: more accessible to the average listener. Let's say that it
22:32
Speaker 1: was just you know, they they got pregnant when they
22:35
Speaker 1: were just started dating. Okay, he really liked her, so
22:37
Speaker 1: why not give it a chance, which is what he's
22:41
Speaker 1: trying to do now. But if it's if they don't
22:44
Speaker 1: have a connection, he can't matter. That connection's gone. That
22:47
Speaker 1: connection went out the window. And and he's having a
22:49
Speaker 1: hard time understanding this connection. Yeah, when it went out
22:53
Speaker 1: the window. In a minute, he saw Elliott say I
22:56
Speaker 1: don't want to I don't want to do this with
22:58
Speaker 1: Keith any right, And he's not feelings right, yeah, Well
23:02
Speaker 1: he's always had the feelings. He's just been burying that. Gosh. Yeah,
23:08
Speaker 1: and uh, and you know he's really he's so torn
23:13
Speaker 1: because he's trying to do what he thinks is the
23:14
Speaker 1: right thing. But then in the midst of it, Elliot's
23:17
Speaker 1: getting single, and he's like, oh, actually too. Timing is
23:20
Speaker 1: always off. Timing is always off. All right, play please,
23:25
Speaker 1: but rumple fugy Okay, who's mobutt? She's mobut? Right, Yeah,
23:31
Speaker 1: she's mobut. Yeah, she's mobut. Yeah. None of those girls
23:35
Speaker 1: were good for you except for Mobut. Okay, Okay, So
23:38
Speaker 1: let's not forget the story that Cox is trying to
23:41
Speaker 1: solve this handsome Robert Redford type guy's problem. He initially
23:45
Speaker 1: thinks it's lime disease. He's very proud of himself. This
23:48
Speaker 1: guy has some magical look. They give him a very
23:51
Speaker 1: special eyelight. It looks like an old school movie star. Yeah.
23:54
Speaker 1: I remember when we when we shot this. When we
23:56
Speaker 1: were shooting this, I remember Elizabeth being I really like
24:00
Speaker 1: this actor. He's really funny. He's really he has a
24:03
Speaker 1: great presence, and everyone, everyone, all the men are oh hey,
24:11
Speaker 1: this is when you turk his sweating and he smells
24:13
Speaker 1: like eggs. This is how I got the part. Would
24:16
Speaker 1: you come to the ice like this? I don't know.
24:20
Speaker 1: It smells like eggs. This is the scene I was
24:25
Speaker 1: talking about next day air Here I come after this.
24:28
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't know much about I have
24:34
Speaker 1: to tell you that again. I'm a fake doctor, but
24:36
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to go in the ice.
24:37
Speaker 1: You looking like that? All right? Now? Okay, so please,
24:54
Speaker 1: this has happened to me. You gotta look, you gotta
24:56
Speaker 1: look the person. Look, this has happened to me before
24:59
Speaker 1: where I thought person was gone and I showed up
25:03
Speaker 1: to the house and they were still packing, right, and
25:07
Speaker 1: he had to have an awkward conversation. We had to
25:09
Speaker 1: have an awkward conversation, but he at least says to her,
25:12
Speaker 1: can you please leave? I don't want to do this
25:14
Speaker 1: with you're standing here, and she says no. She tries
25:16
Speaker 1: to start making him laugh, which is the funniest, most
25:19
Speaker 1: awkward thing ever that's coming up. Yeah, um, look, I'm
25:23
Speaker 1: all for I'm all for certain things when you break
25:26
Speaker 1: up with somebody, when it's like fresh off the breakup
25:29
Speaker 1: and nobody's really you know what i mean. Like, so
25:31
Speaker 1: the things that they're about to get into, like the
25:34
Speaker 1: sex and all of that stuff, I'm all good with that.
25:37
Speaker 1: What I'm not good with is torturing, which what she's
25:41
Speaker 1: really doing this torture. I'm not into the torture. She's like,
25:45
Speaker 1: she's literally yeah, completely this whole episode, this whole episode.
25:51
Speaker 1: That's she's so mean, Elliott, Oh no, no, this whole
26:06
Speaker 1: sequence here she she tries to make him laugh. It's
26:10
Speaker 1: so cringey, and he starts crying. Do you see his eyes?
26:16
Speaker 1: Good job, yeah, traps is a great job. What a bitch,
26:23
Speaker 1: And she's trying to fake laugh that he's not breaking.
26:25
Speaker 1: It's so cruel. That's a horrible, horrible person, right, turns
26:35
Speaker 1: evil so like so in this episode. I don't know
26:41
Speaker 1: if you've noticed, but there's a lot of our favorite
26:44
Speaker 1: background artists in the background. Comes the scene with her voice.
26:51
Speaker 1: Oh that voice, that's not her real voice. It's not
27:00
Speaker 1: a members a writer on the show. And he's very
27:01
Speaker 1: funny a scene but snoops in love with her. So
27:07
Speaker 1: let's story wise the um Oh, here's the chanitor's girlfriend,
27:12
Speaker 1: whose name is Lady who he winds up marrying. Is
27:16
Speaker 1: spoilers Donald the season finale of our wonderful show, the
27:22
Speaker 1: series finale. No, yeah, I love you more than I
27:25
Speaker 1: love you more than turt Oh, that's the Bahamas episode
27:28
Speaker 1: though you should watch the show. It's really good. All right,
27:33
Speaker 1: So this is very hey lady, she looks, she waves like,
27:39
Speaker 1: I don't know you. Stag's wife. Yeah, sorry, that's Stag's wife,
27:45
Speaker 1: kit Po Jettie. Okay, now here's Turkey. So he's trying
27:54
Speaker 1: to figure out what canny to get and we do
27:56
Speaker 1: another pre lauded voice over here. They're gonna go with God,
28:04
Speaker 1: that's a big mistake. There's so much in there you
28:07
Speaker 1: don't want. That is no way you would ever do that. Oh, No,
28:11
Speaker 1: one wants a bit of honey. Did the men still
28:13
Speaker 1: make bit of honey. Bit of honey is trained. Can
28:24
Speaker 1: you even tried a bit of honey on a spoon?
28:29
Speaker 1: What do you think going to spoon? All right? So,
28:34
Speaker 1: so the surgical consomate Joe Turk is charmed by him.
28:40
Speaker 1: Oh I do like Joe? Yeah? What is everyone's all
28:48
Speaker 1: these men are in love with Joe. He's got charmed
28:51
Speaker 1: gumbo if you all right? So here's the lead up
28:56
Speaker 1: to the end of the act. So get the hell
28:59
Speaker 1: out he here, Xander says, So why is Keith trying
29:06
Speaker 1: to put the lamp in the box. I don't feel
29:11
Speaker 1: bad for I don't feel bad for supposed to voice.
29:23
Speaker 1: That just is horrible. So the kelcil says, get him
29:26
Speaker 1: the hell out of here. He's got no symptoms. That's
29:28
Speaker 1: getting the hell out of here. M not Joe. I
29:32
Speaker 1: want to save Joe, all right. That Joe waves, that's
29:36
Speaker 1: save Joe. All right. I'm a commercial back and we're back.
29:48
Speaker 1: By the way. He still made. So they like Joe
29:51
Speaker 1: so much, they're so charmed by him, they're gonna they're
29:53
Speaker 1: gonna turf him to dermatology and they draw Turk draws
29:58
Speaker 1: a mole on his face. Buy them Sometimes so they
30:01
Speaker 1: can figure out what's wrong with them. Why you leave
30:05
Speaker 1: him alone because you dropped down. You just broke his heart.
30:13
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Oh Damn calls her pig horror so neat
30:22
Speaker 1: and that turns her on. Elliot's a freak. Elliot look
30:27
Speaker 1: at her hair. Oh my god, he's got an airplane.
30:39
Speaker 1: Oh this is funny. Sport is fair. I like last
30:49
Speaker 1: Night and I like sports. Season seven is starting off
30:54
Speaker 1: with the very funny season that improv Yeah, I think so,
31:10
Speaker 1: I know you're want to start the rumor about like
31:14
Speaker 1: look at t shirt. Oh, this is funny. So do
31:19
Speaker 1: a whole spoof of award shows and how we're up
31:23
Speaker 1: for Cox is a war we little. I think Jenny
31:27
Speaker 1: goes into fantasy. First comes Barbie Read Barbie read Turk
31:50
Speaker 1: cod Is wearing a shirt that says strong sleeping with
31:52
Speaker 1: an Alep. He's funny. We do the awkward thing where
31:57
Speaker 1: somebody else wins and you have to act like you
32:00
Speaker 1: you're happy for them. Donald used to look pis I
32:05
Speaker 1: was trying to do the Denzel lost someone who didn't
32:09
Speaker 1: Deel lose to He lost to somebody. Den Deel lost
32:12
Speaker 1: to somebody. It was a year La La Land one
32:15
Speaker 1: and he lost to somebody. And joke was at the
32:18
Speaker 1: end when La La Land lost and it was really
32:21
Speaker 1: going to Moonlighting that the audience didn't that was going
32:27
Speaker 1: about his award counted again, counted again. That was the
32:40
Speaker 1: year that actually ended up going to Moonlight. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
32:43
Speaker 1: moon counted again. Who did he lose to? Though? That
32:48
Speaker 1: was best It was for best act. Now, by the way,
32:58
Speaker 1: we did a little joke count it again and he
33:02
Speaker 1: should have Beaty. I wanted to say that whenever I
33:07
Speaker 1: was up for award for Scrubs, whenever I was up
33:10
Speaker 1: for an award for Scrubs, I would always lose to
33:12
Speaker 1: Tony Shalouph was on monk So within the show here
33:15
Speaker 1: when I lose, when I win the award, I go
33:17
Speaker 1: suck on that Tony shaloup. I can't see the TV
33:24
Speaker 1: passed on my awards? Could give something? Can awards go
33:32
Speaker 1: on in a cabinet? Just see the TV? Anyway? It's
33:35
Speaker 1: n The Managinin is blocking everything. Now I have we
33:38
Speaker 1: have too many awards. Okay, play please, okay. Kelso has
33:45
Speaker 1: yet to be charmed by by Joe. He's gonna go
33:50
Speaker 1: in and try. Okay, here he goes okay, mister Hudi
34:00
Speaker 1: light they put in his eyes, yeah, and Kelsa comes
34:06
Speaker 1: to help. There are a lot of episodes that you remember, right.
34:14
Speaker 1: I remember this episode very well. Actually, this is one
34:18
Speaker 1: of those episodes that I remembered very very well. I
34:21
Speaker 1: remember and I don't remember. I don't remember watching it.
34:24
Speaker 1: I remember shooting it. I remember the days when we
34:27
Speaker 1: made this, and I remember, I remember the storyline and everything.
34:33
Speaker 1: When we put it on, I was like, I know
34:34
Speaker 1: exactly what episode this is. I got a job from
34:37
Speaker 1: this episode, and so this is I may remember because
34:41
Speaker 1: it's um the beginning of a season. It's like it's
34:44
Speaker 1: you remember this was a big I mean this was
34:45
Speaker 1: a big deal. Season seven. I think we were off
34:47
Speaker 1: for like two years in between or something like that.
34:50
Speaker 1: We were off for a really long time in between
34:52
Speaker 1: six and seven. I remember that was it the writers?
34:54
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been the writer's trike. No, But aren't
34:56
Speaker 1: we on our way to Disney at some point too?
34:59
Speaker 1: Like at one point we didn't know if we were
35:01
Speaker 1: coming back, Like didn't we do two seasons on Disney? Oh?
35:05
Speaker 1: So maybe this was the move from ABC here? I
35:08
Speaker 1: think so. If it's season seven I believe when you
35:10
Speaker 1: look that up, she was actually, yeah, maybe maybe this
35:13
Speaker 1: was the move to ABC here we wouldn't We're not
35:16
Speaker 1: gonna see Rob's dong anymore. No, well we never. We're
35:19
Speaker 1: not going to see his pack and what and what
35:21
Speaker 1: a loss that was. I'm gonna tell you something, ABC,
35:24
Speaker 1: You've made You've never made something wrong decision more wrong
35:27
Speaker 1: than excluding Rob's dong from the show. We like everything
35:31
Speaker 1: that you're doing right now, Disney. Plus, the one thing
35:33
Speaker 1: that we don't like is the lack of lack of
35:38
Speaker 1: seven is actually the final season that aired on NBC. Guys,
35:43
Speaker 1: So the jd JD is about to really he's like
35:45
Speaker 1: he's made it a whole day without stepping in it,
35:48
Speaker 1: and he's feeling cocky and now he's gonna decide a
35:52
Speaker 1: genius idea with the janitor. Okay, play oh boy, Oh
36:03
Speaker 1: he's doing the yellow on his hand. It's the truth
36:06
Speaker 1: calling wants to know what, Ladies, I love the janitor
36:19
Speaker 1: found love? Whoa? She smacks her ass and say he's
36:26
Speaker 1: gonna get something. Yeah, she's got a brother named him.
36:42
Speaker 1: Is this Ladies first episode? Yes? Okay, so we have
36:45
Speaker 1: a we have a we have a musical coming up soon,
36:51
Speaker 1: A musical number coming up, because I know, lady, we've
36:54
Speaker 1: already done the musical episode, but we have a musical
36:56
Speaker 1: number coming up because I have appeared in another episode.
37:00
Speaker 1: Not his lady. Okay, I think she's saying in that
37:04
Speaker 1: come crushing down, down down, Look how beautiful? Saying in
37:16
Speaker 1: the same thing either WHOA caees her licking her lips
37:28
Speaker 1: and then says, I have a feeling she's gonna say
37:42
Speaker 1: that again in two weeks the rest of the season,
37:46
Speaker 1: rest of the series. Look at you looking off hands,
37:49
Speaker 1: You know, all right, the guys, we're up all night
37:51
Speaker 1: trying to find out what could possibly be wrong with
37:53
Speaker 1: Joe Kelse's asleep on Cox's lap. Cut there it comes
38:01
Speaker 1: beer for say again, say Seymour Seemore, you know the matter?
38:15
Speaker 1: You got a sneeze, pause and play ohms razor this
38:22
Speaker 1: I didn't know what okams, Yeah, we did this episode.
38:25
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I think about Okam's raiser all the
38:27
Speaker 1: time from this episode. It's always what you thought it
38:32
Speaker 1: was the first time. Simplest answer is often the right
38:35
Speaker 1: one or the most obvious answers. Oh, here she goes
38:40
Speaker 1: again in the parking lot. No you don't cheating. Actually,
38:51
Speaker 1: never really care for Keith. She's so adorable, she's so cute.
38:59
Speaker 1: Lists right of slow motion. Oh, how they do that?
39:08
Speaker 1: That's a great what's called a speed ramp. It's a
39:15
Speaker 1: speed ramp into a light thing that does that's that's
39:18
Speaker 1: probably a post effect. So they had his first things
39:21
Speaker 1: was right? It is line disease. He has a tick
39:24
Speaker 1: under his hair. Yeah, yeah, we saved Joe. Oh they
39:31
Speaker 1: all they're also enamored. Means a handsome guy, a lot
39:36
Speaker 1: of charisma. Okay, skanky straw Wow. I think he gets
39:42
Speaker 1: fired for that. I think I think he gets his
39:44
Speaker 1: ass kicked for that. And Judy the only thing says
39:48
Speaker 1: you don't have straw hair. But she is skanky, I
39:51
Speaker 1: guess I mean and a bit of a pickhorn. All right,
40:00
Speaker 1: now we're caught up. Now, we're all caught up. Now
40:04
Speaker 1: where we are and time for an epiphany? And look
40:11
Speaker 1: at my face? Rock row it doomed. Oh, paying into
40:21
Speaker 1: a corner where you can't here's the thing. Now, you
40:25
Speaker 1: can't be Elliott and get out of it. You can't
40:29
Speaker 1: be Elliott. JD. Can't be Elliott and break it off
40:32
Speaker 1: the way she broke it off. Her reasoning for breaking
40:36
Speaker 1: it off was because she doesn't love him anymore. Right,
40:42
Speaker 1: it can't be you got into the relationship without being
40:46
Speaker 1: in love, JD. Got into the relationship without being in love.
40:50
Speaker 1: So how do you break off the relationship? You say,
40:52
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you know what, I thought I
40:54
Speaker 1: could go through with this knowing that we didn't have
40:57
Speaker 1: feelings for each other anymore. But I can't and do it. Yeah, well,
41:02
Speaker 1: I think they're trying. You are in a lot of
41:03
Speaker 1: trouble when you if you do that, that's they're trying
41:06
Speaker 1: to do it. Um, they're not like back together as
41:10
Speaker 1: a couple yet, right, they're trying to do it like
41:11
Speaker 1: as friends that are gonna do this. Right, they seem
41:14
Speaker 1: pretty together. I mean he didn't they didn't kiss when
41:16
Speaker 1: he kiss her, right, he kiss her belly and everything. Yeah,
41:19
Speaker 1: that's that's a dangerous dame. Excuse me for excuse me
41:23
Speaker 1: for someone who you know has uh children and stuff
41:28
Speaker 1: like that. That is not the way to get into
41:29
Speaker 1: a relationship. Well, it's a very good start to season
41:32
Speaker 1: seven straight and thank you for letting us watch it
41:38
Speaker 1: at a driving for Glendale and beautiful downtown Glendale, And
41:44
Speaker 1: thank you all for for watching. This was really fun
41:47
Speaker 1: and uh, we love Maybe we should do this again.
41:50
Speaker 1: I mean, I know Hande isn't gonna pay for this
41:53
Speaker 1: to happen again, but there's something special about watching the
41:56
Speaker 1: show live with cameras in our face and then sending
41:59
Speaker 1: it out to all of you out there. So if
42:02
Speaker 1: we get this opportunity again, please please get on board
42:06
Speaker 1: because it's rare, right and I know if you weren't,
42:08
Speaker 1: if you didn't watch it while listening, there might have
42:10
Speaker 1: been some boring parts because we were watching the show.
42:14
Speaker 1: But so if you're not, we'll be back to our
42:15
Speaker 1: normal way of doing it. I wanted to try a
42:20
Speaker 1: bunch of people out there right now. They were like,
42:21
Speaker 1: I'm not talking right, but I'm telling you I think
42:25
Speaker 1: it's a fun exercise. If you want to take the
42:27
Speaker 1: time to watch it with we'll watch it with us. Ye,
42:30
Speaker 1: So thank you, We love you, Donald, count us out
42:32
Speaker 1: in the Boxeven eight stories about show we made about
42:38
Speaker 1: a bunch of dots and nurses and stories yet around
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Speaker 1: here are yeah, around here for you