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Luigid · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Testecleese: And
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  Testecleese: things are shifting
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  Testecleese: who are fake news.
• 0:20
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
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  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back.
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  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
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  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 265 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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  Testecleese: There's 2 guys drinking some beers. Sorry what's going on.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: I do apologize for being a couple days late.
• 0:48
  Testecleese: I ran into some food poisoning on Saturday, picking up some furniture, and nothing good came from that.
• 0:55
  Testecleese: Ate some authentic Mexican food, and
• 0:58
  Testecleese: well, it's like a race against the devil to get home in time after that, anyway, let alone food poisoning.
• 1:04
  Testecleese: Hmm, alright! Alright! Well, it is Christmas Eve, Eve.
• 1:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11
  Testecleese: And it looks like those astronauts are going to be there even longer.
• 1:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:16
  Testecleese: Than we initially thought, because Boeing cannot pull their heads out of their butts.
• 1:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, NASA's not letting them fly anymore, either. So.
• 1:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, it doesn't. Elon have to go get him now.
• 1:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. But he's a terrible man who's given.
• 1:31
  Testecleese: who's getting astronauts off the space station and and giving Internet to Ukraine for defense purposes.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: And we will get into this. He's actually the president thing.
• 1:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I were! That's so ridiculous!
• 1:47
  Testecleese: It is, it's laughable.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Well, we talked about this before the Matt Gaetz House Panel Ethics Committee.
• 1:57
  Testecleese: Apparently they are going to release the findings, even though he's not even in Congress anymore.
• 2:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: This is not a common thing. They just want to smear the man's name awesome.
• 2:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: Ryan, is it for Ryan, is it? He's gonna go work for one American news network next, isn't he?
• 2:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's gonna have a show on there.
• 2:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's
• 2:19
  Testecleese: I don't know much about Oan. I know that they're actually like a news station, but I don't get any of my news from them
• 2:28
  Testecleese: whatever.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: And according to Jesse Single, he is a pro-trans activist. But anti transitioning kids. So obviously he's a Nazi
• 2:41
  Testecleese: has pointed out that blue sky is a death threat problem.
• 2:45
  Testecleese: And this is something that we brought before, isn't it? With in general, the people reporting everybody.
• 2:51
  Testecleese: The Echo Chamber has become so strong that even people that are on your side get
• 2:57
  Testecleese: death threats for disagreeing with you in any way.
• 3:01
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
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  Testecleese: Alright fascinating!
• 3:05
  Testecleese: And these drones! What's up with these drones?
• 3:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's nothing to see here, according to the administration.
• 3:17
  Testecleese: Meanwhile the faa is banning drones over parts of Jersey.
• 3:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: So so
• 3:23
  Testecleese: right now I do think this is a lot of mass hysteria, and that a good part of this is
• 3:29
  Testecleese: dude had. Dude puts his drone up in the air, and everyone goes look at Drone that! Let me go investigate it with my drone and etc, etc.
• 3:37
  Testecleese: I did see something, though, that apparently the air base out there
• 3:42
  Testecleese: even contact the faa about this.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: how they were doing some testing or whatever. And then they put this out years ago.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: so I don't know if this is related or not.
• 3:52
  Testecleese: But the Pentagon doesn't seem to know what's going on. The White House doesn't seem to know what's going on.
• 3:57
  Brian McFadden: Somebody.
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  Testecleese: I don't.
• 3:58
  Brian McFadden: Know what's going on.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: Yeah. I don't believe that. I don't believe that nobody knows what's happening.
• 4:05
  Testecleese: Don't know what to tell you.
• 4:06
  Brian McFadden: Because it's just crazy.
• 4:10
  Testecleese: That might be all it is is a
• 4:11
  Testecleese: what if it is one of these conspiracy theories
• 4:14
  Testecleese: like a dirty bomb that the Government's looking for, you know.
• 4:19
  Testecleese: if they came out and told everyone there might be a dirty bomb in New Jersey, or
• 4:23
  Testecleese: even crazier, the other one that apparently that they're saying that a nuclear weapon went missing in Ukraine. I was like, when did Ukraine get nuclear weapons? They took them apart in the nineties.
• 4:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Brian McFadden: The Administration talked everybody into giving them up so.
• 4:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is the the one argument I can understand when he's saying we promised them we would defend them
• 4:44
  Testecleese: if they gave up their weapons. But that was decades ago.
• 4:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:51
  Testecleese: And we didn't do shit when Russia took Crimea anyway under Obama.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: and he said, Oh, oh, well, anyway, there's another school shooting
• 5:03
  Testecleese: in Madison, Wisconsin. I saw a different ages, but for what I'm seeing now, it's mostly saying a 15 year old girl.
• 5:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Girl, girl shootings. Area.
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  Brian McFadden: Unique.
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  Testecleese: It is.
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  Testecleese: and what was fascinating was within hours of this coming out. Biden came on, saying, we need gun control now, but he didn't seem to give a shit when that dude in New York was shot in the back
• 5:27
  Testecleese: that everyone's cheering for.
• 5:30
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: Meanwhile a dude in California was detained in connection with a shooting where she killed a teacher, a student, and herself.
• 5:41
  Brian McFadden: Yes, that's correct.
• 5:43
  Testecleese: And apparently I guess she was looking for a teacher who was
• 5:46
  Testecleese: a planned day off that day. So got it. Sure.
• 5:51
  Testecleese: That's the way it works, I guess.
• 5:52
  Testecleese: with the Zoo in California. Looks like he was
• 5:56
  Testecleese: saying he's gonna take out like Federal buildings and stuff with bombs
• 6:00
  Testecleese: the same at the same time.
• 6:03
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 6:04
  Testecleese: we'll see how that plays out. I I don't know if we even hear more about this or not.
• 6:10
  Testecleese: and we did not cover this, but I saw it in the news, and I got a good laugh. Did you see the prisoner that Cnn. Helped free in Syria?
• 6:18
  Brian McFadden: I saw when you posted this article.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: Well, they they made a big deal when they did it.
• 6:23
  Testecleese: and the guy was saying like he hadn't. It had been 5 days since he had any food or water.
• 6:28
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah. Oh, I did hear. I heard about this, yeah.
• 6:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, because the army had taken off.
• 6:34
  Testecleese: And I was like, Okay, well, he has trimmed fingernails, no dirt under his nails. There's no poop in his cell.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: No toilet so like. Where is he pooping?
• 6:42
  Testecleese: His beard was trimmed and maintained
• 6:45
  Testecleese: and then he went out into the sunlight because he hadn't seen the sun in months, and was just looking up like, Oh, the sun!
• 6:50
  Testecleese: Well, everyone is like this is bullshit. This is obviously some kind of hoax they're scamming us. Turns out the guy was like one of Assad's top torturers.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: and we help break them out of jail.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: So good Job Cnn. Trying to stay relevant right?
• 7:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 7:08
  Testecleese: What really got me was what they said. There, shut the camera up. We're gonna shoot the lock off. And I was like, 1st of all that doesn't work. Okay. Shooting a lock will not stop will not open a lock. That was a commercial in the nineties. Remember that like they, they would shoot the lock, and it wouldn't open.
• 7:23
  Testecleese: Master, Lock.
• 7:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:25
  Testecleese: And do you know what would happen if you fired a rifle inside of a closed space like a prison.
• 7:32
  Testecleese: everyone would be deaf.
• 7:34
  Testecleese: Geez!
• 7:37
  Testecleese: All right. Now tell me about this, Brian, because I read this twice, and it's still.
• 7:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: Hi.
• 7:46
  Brian McFadden: But apparently they've determined that mouse sperm is going to be what helps us colonize different planets.
• 7:56
  Testecleese: Now at first, st when I read that, and I was like, maybe they're like freezing it and seeing if they can unfreeze it and like fertilize an egg.
• 8:04
  Testecleese: but I guess that's not what they were talking about.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: It! I don't know, man like I.
• 8:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're just they put it in radiation protection box
• 8:15
  Brian McFadden: to, I guess, because there's so much radiation up there, and that's why I don't think we'll be able to like
• 8:21
  Brian McFadden: have kids where people that go into
• 8:24
  Brian McFadden: space. So they're finding ways for people to store it safely, to
• 8:30
  Brian McFadden: then be able to use it down the road.
• 8:33
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like our our tax dollars at very good use.
• 8:40
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 8:42
  Testecleese: Wow, I don't know is the is the government. Are the people paying for this experiment?
• 8:49
  Brian McFadden: It's in the International Space Station. So somebody's paying for it.
• 8:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, let's be real honest here
• 8:56
  Testecleese: wouldn't surprise me if Elon Musk put up the money to do this.
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: He's the one who wants to go to Mars. Yeah.
• 9:02
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 9:04
  Testecleese: Okay, so Matt guano is like a good fertilizer, right bad shit.
• 9:13
  Testecleese: Apparently 2 dudes died in New York using bat crap to grow.
• 9:20
  Testecleese: Why.
• 9:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: They got some weird lung infection, some kind of pneumonia.
• 9:27
  Testecleese: could you? Could you imagine like, oh, man, we're just gonna smoke up, and then you die of a horrible lung disease because you use bat shit like? Is that what we term batshit crazy?
• 9:36
  Brian McFadden: I was just gonna say that.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I mean with, if this stuff wasn't like
• 9:46
  Testecleese: stuff they bought, where did they get bat guano from in New York City?
• 9:50
  Brian McFadden: That's a good question.
• 9:52
  Testecleese: They set up bat houses and collect them, and just collect their turds.
• 9:58
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 9:59
  Testecleese: What's going on? Virginia.
• 10:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, Governor Youngkin's trying to follow in Trump's footsteps.
• 10:09
  Brian McFadden: and he's pushing to make it so. There's no tax on tips
• 10:13
  Brian McFadden: here in the State of Virginia.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Looks like the restaurants are pretty excited about that. Huh?
• 10:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep, and he's also. I'm sure you'll remember this from your years of living here. The
• 10:25
  Brian McFadden: the car tax personal property tax. Well, a previous Republican governor got it way down, but it was never eliminated. It's been promised to be eliminated numerous times, so he's not necessarily eliminating, but he wants to create a 1.1 billion dollars fund
• 10:43
  Brian McFadden: that basically anybody any household that has over
• 10:48
  Brian McFadden: makes less than a hundred $1,000 would not have to pay any car taxes anymore.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: We don't understand the idea of having a tax on owning a car. We had them in Massachusetts, too. It was called an excise tax.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's basic. It's just the fancy name for the same thing.
• 11:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: It's 1 thing. When cars were new and not everyone had one, it was actually excessive to. They would, you know, make sense for an excise tax. But it came to the point where you need an automobile to survive unless you're in the actual city city like the inner city. You know what I mean.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: Like, how are you supposed to get from Hampton
• 11:24
  Testecleese: to Norfolk to get on base.
• 11:26
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 11:31
  Testecleese: let's see how that works out. I'm I'm, I'm hoping for you guys, because it seems insane to be paying a tax for owning, owning a vehicle that's like charging people, a tax to own a cell phone. You can't survive today without a cell phone.
• 11:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:45
  Testecleese: Well, we had a fire here in West Virginia.
• 11:50
  Testecleese: and a kid went missing. I got an amber alert right in my area there
• 11:55
  Testecleese: have not found the person that allegedly took this kid.
• 12:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: The suspect. The suspect is the noncustodial father.
• 12:04
  Testecleese: 2 people died in this fire. The Kid survived. Kid disappeared allegedly with the father. They found the kid.
• 12:11
  Testecleese: So that's awesome.
• 12:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:14
  Testecleese: But there's been a lot of fires lately
• 12:17
  Testecleese: in West Virginia, and a lot of people dying, and it's very concerning, I suppose, shit. We had a
• 12:27
  Testecleese: dude was just convicted down here, too, of robbing a bank right.
• 12:33
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: And that's a Federal crime, that's what like 20 years in prison, right.
• 12:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. So how much money would you
• 12:42
  Testecleese: be certain you were going to get before you risked going to prison for the rest of your life?
• 12:48
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 12:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, these 6 figures, maybe 7 figures.
• 12:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:53
  Testecleese: This dude, made up of $4,400.
• 12:57
  Brian McFadden: Big money.
• 12:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, like you, you could. You could buy a used car for that, you know.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: But yeah, he's found guilty. He's boned.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: and the Post Office is here.
• 13:10
  Testecleese: Christmas cards have been broken into through the postal service.
• 13:17
  Testecleese: and I thought that was crazy.
• 13:19
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 13:20
  Testecleese: cause like it sounds like it'd be so easy to get caught if you're working for the government doing this. But then, obviously, you're working for the government. So no one knows what's going on.
• 13:29
  Testecleese: We actually got a Christmas card from my aunt.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: Pardon me, and it was 2 seals were cut through
• 13:36
  Testecleese: with the Christmas card in there.
• 13:40
  Testecleese: I mean. I don't think there was a gift card or cash in it, or anything.
• 13:42
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah. But they're just checking.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, people send gift cards. They send cash.
• 13:49
  Testecleese: I hope whoever's doing this gets caught and gets really boned, because postal fraud is a big deal crime, as I learned
• 13:56
  Testecleese: living in Virginia when I had Mercury mailed to me, remember that.
• 14:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 14:02
  Testecleese: And that
• 14:04
  Testecleese: the distribution center for the Middle Atlantic region was shut down because the mercury vial broke open and spilled everywhere.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: Guapo's with us.
• 14:16
  El Guapo: Cheers.
• 14:17
  Testecleese: Years a
• 14:19
  Testecleese: ray. I know I sent you that message about automobile braking, and I want to talk about this for just a minute.
• 14:25
  El Guapo: And go.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: You. I said, that we need to come up with a new braking system because the brake dust is insanely toxic, and especially in the cities. It's poisoning people's brains
• 14:35
  Testecleese: and mechanics. And you brought up the engine. Break.
• 14:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:41
  Testecleese: Now I understand that it makes sense, but one that is insanely loud, and you know that.
• 14:47
  El Guapo: That's your backup. If you break fails and stuff.
• 14:53
  Testecleese: True, but that's usually for bigger trucks, because you have more heavy.
• 14:58
  El Guapo: You can do an automatic.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: Well, I'm not.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: I'm not saying a manual oh, or the manual transmission I've downshifted many times.
• 15:07
  El Guapo: No, no automatic. You could do automatic go from like drive to 3, 2, 1, and slow down.
• 15:12
  Testecleese: Oh, shoot! I think I have drive and low now that's it.
• 15:16
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 15:17
  El Guapo: See, this is what I don't like. Those buttons may buttoned
• 15:25
  El Guapo: shift gears and stuff a button a knob. I need a manual. I need a stick even. It's automatic.
• 15:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know what you mean. I got a center console.
• 15:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's got that weird tree pattern thing you follow.
• 15:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, that's fine. But I'm saying like they got the now they got like a little knob or a push button stuff like that I don't like it.
• 15:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, I know what you mean. And I the auto, the auto shift thing that you can manually shift them in an automatic is strange to me.
• 15:53
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: I've driven them before.
• 15:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: But my point is, if we could actually come up with a better braking system that's cleaner, that works just as well. The government would make it a mandate in newer vehicles, and if you had the patent on that, you'd be a billionaire, every vehicle would have to have it.
• 16:09
  El Guapo: Brake pads are metallic or ceramic, you know, so less dust, too, so.
• 16:15
  Testecleese: You still got a steel disc that you grab it onto.
• 16:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, but doesn't.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Now drums are great for that, but drums don't break as well, and then you take the drum off, and all the brake dust is sitting right there waiting for you, you know.
• 16:28
  Testecleese: So anyway, background topic. I just wanted to bring that up because anyone who does listen who has a better idea for a breaking system.
• 16:35
  Testecleese: See if you can't get it to actually work. Because I think if you can come up with a system that won't throw, break, dust out everywhere, it'll become.
• 16:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's not, it's not, it's not. It's actually the break pad system, not the actually break system. Because a truck.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: System.
• 16:50
  El Guapo: Yeah in air and truck. You use air like when you cut the air. That's when it slow down and breaks.
• 16:56
  El Guapo: And you need air to.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: At least.
• 16:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's the you hear the truck stopper startup.
• 17:02
  El Guapo: Well, no, that that means the air tech is full again.
• 17:05
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 17:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Testecleese: Because that you celebrate.
• 17:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright cool kick card politicians.
• 17:15
  Testecleese: but bringing, trying to bring back Massachusetts.
• 17:18
  Testecleese: I was caught on a hot mic, saying, I'm so sick of listening to these people when they were complaining about
• 17:24
  Testecleese: whatever it is that you complain about in a Cape Cod town.
• 17:30
  Testecleese: These Massachusetts politicians have been really stepping in it lately, haven't they.
• 17:36
  El Guapo: All of them, every politician. They forget to work for the people, you know, even Congress are like, oh, we need a raise like no, no, you really knew the pay, what it was. So why, you want to join, I mean, get into politics. If you already know the pay what it was, you know.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Yes, but there was. I got a nasty frog in my throat.
• 17:56
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 17:56
  Testecleese: There was a rumor go around that they put in a 45% raise. And it was something like 4.5%.
• 18:03
  El Guapo: No, but as a politician like they forget they work for the people, you know.
• 18:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they're making over 200 grand a year.
• 18:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, but no, I'm talking about the Cape Cod guy like they forget that you work for us. If you don't wanna hear, complain, get the fuck out of the office.
• 18:18
  Testecleese: Exactly. What do you? What are you doing here? If you don't want to hear us complain about what's wrong with
• 18:22
  Testecleese: right? It's like, yeah. Your whole job is to listen to the people and do what they say.
• 18:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:27
  El Guapo: Did you see?
• 18:28
  El Guapo: You know what? Honestly, if you want to run for politics, you should have a regular job, you know.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: The way it used to be, you'd run for Congress, you would serve a term, and then you go back to your silversmithing or your farm.
• 18:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, like 2 years. That's why you know what. And that's what I was like. Why, they only got 2 years. And I was like you know what? No, they're supposed to go back to the
• 18:48
  El Guapo: those laws they push for they should be applied to them as soon as they get out.
• 18:52
  Testecleese: Exactly, because then you're not going to pass laws that don't apply to Congress like Obamacare.
• 18:57
  El Guapo: Oh, fucking. Yeah, you know. Staxed stuff or fucking inside trading.
• 19:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll get into we have a whole bunch of stuff concerning the budget tonight, but we will definitely get into how they
• 19:10
  Testecleese: right now.
• 19:10
  Testecleese: Some. They tried to sneak in some legislation, saying that trump wasn't allowed to investigate them.
• 19:16
  Testecleese: And it's like what that has nothing to do with the budget.
• 19:20
  El Guapo: No, but no stop reelecting fucking long term politicians and elect somebody who just came out of the street, you know, like the truck in New Jersey. They almost beat up the the Democrat.
• 19:32
  El Guapo: you know.
• 19:33
  El Guapo: At least you know.
• 19:34
  Testecleese: Probably he's probably gonna go back to trucking after a term right.
• 19:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Testecleese: I understand why it's tough, though, if you're driving a truck or not, say that truckers depending on what you're doing, you can get paid pretty well.
• 19:45
  El Guapo: Depends on the job to Hasma, or over the road or local, depends on the job and how you get paid.
• 19:51
  Testecleese: Are you going? Cross country? Are you transporting Covid.
• 19:54
  El Guapo: Hats.
• 19:54
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: Man, I mean even groceries
• 19:58
  Testecleese: just back and forth. It's a decent paycheck, if you're just going from the fact, the distribution center to the supermarkets, you know.
• 20:05
  El Guapo: Decent.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: Paychecks.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: especially if you're willing to work many hours, which is why we have so many issues with truckers falling asleep on the road for so long. Luckily that hasn't been an issue in years, because they passed all sorts of laws about working.
• 20:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, with the Walmart Drucker.
• 20:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, working like 18 h days and just falling asleep, going 60 on the freeway.
• 20:27
  El Guapo: Yeah. So fucking, miss, on the road.
• 20:31
  Testecleese: Exactly what it is.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: All right. Did you see this? Paris? A.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: Said she wants more people like
• 20:42
  Testecleese: Crap! What's the guy's name.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: Oh, why can't I think of his name? I want to say, Harris, but it might not not.
• 20:50
  Testecleese: Hassan Hassan Piker.
• 20:52
  El Guapo: Oh, that's Saint Saint Cougar, nephew.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: You're breaking up there right.
• 20:59
  El Guapo: Oh, sorry!
• 21:01
  Testecleese: That's all right. What was that.
• 21:02
  El Guapo: Saint Hugour, nephew, I forgot his name the dy.
• 21:06
  Testecleese: You? Just yeah, yeah from the Young Turks.
• 21:10
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 21:10
  Testecleese: The one who said that we deserved 9, 11 here in the States.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: and they want more people like this out there spreading the message for the Democrat Party.
• 21:20
  El Guapo: He's an idiot dude.
• 21:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, sink. And all the rest of them aren't big fans of this guy anymore. But he's still a piece of shit.
• 21:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: But I got a game I want to play concerning that.
• 21:35
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 21:36
  Testecleese: Twitch, twitch, or terrorist? Is it a twitch? Social media personality, or a terrorist.
• 21:44
  El Guapo: Alright! Go ahead! Go ahead!
• 21:46
  Testecleese: America deserves 9, 11. I can't disavow facts, twitch or terrorist.
• 21:53
  El Guapo: Is it?
• 21:55
  El Guapo: Terrorists.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: Brian.
• 21:59
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 22:02
  Testecleese: Oh, gee! It took too long. It just says I missed that one that sucks. That was twitch. That was Hasan Piker.
• 22:08
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 22:10
  Testecleese: Down with Yahoo! Down with Yahoo!
• 22:15
  Testecleese: Twitter, terrorist.
• 22:16
  El Guapo: Twitch.
• 22:17
  Brian McFadden: Earth.
• 22:18
  Testecleese: Alright, not twitch.
• 22:22
  Testecleese: All right, I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The Us. Government will lead the American people in and the West in general into an umbrella hell and a choking life.
• 22:33
  Brian McFadden: Terrorist.
• 22:33
  El Guapo: Terrorists.
• 22:35
  Testecleese: Correct. Wow! Alright, you guys are doing all right. We're not gonna go through all of these because there's 45 more.
• 22:41
  El Guapo: God damn!
• 22:43
  Testecleese: That was Osama bin Laden, who said that, by the way.
• 22:45
  El Guapo: I kind of figured that was him.
• 22:47
  Testecleese: All right. Leftists preach and foam with the mouth of the thought of a revolution happening in America, but as soon as it happens in the Middle East. What they're doing is wrong.
• 22:55
  El Guapo: Twitch.
• 22:56
  Testecleese: Twitch it going to correct. And that is Frogan. I have no idea who she is, but she's wearing
• 23:04
  Testecleese: what do they call them? A burqa?
• 23:09
  Testecleese: Oh, she got a 30 day. Ban was not banned for months after that statement.
• 23:16
  Testecleese: for its own good. America should leave quotations. Saudi Arabia.
• 23:23
  El Guapo: Twitch.
• 23:26
  Testecleese: Wrong. That was Osama bin Laden, too.
• 23:29
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 23:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 23:33
  Testecleese: all right, we'll catch you a couple more here, speak truth to the Palestinian perspective to defeat defeat. The Zionist lies.
• 23:41
  El Guapo: Terrorists.
• 23:43
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, it could be a Us. Cal. College campus either way.
• 23:47
  Testecleese: It is a twitch streamer known as Bad Bunny Aka Circuit chats that was permanently banned on twitch, wearing a ski mask.
• 23:58
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 23:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. So there you go.
• 24:02
  Testecleese: If Israel had a bubble to prevent fallout from going into their country, they would have already nuked Gaza.
• 24:09
  El Guapo: Twitch.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Yes, and that was Mike from PA. So from Pennsylvania. Crazy bastard!
• 24:21
  Testecleese: Do you guys think Israel has nukes.
• 24:25
  El Guapo: I think they do. Yeah.
• 24:27
  Testecleese: I'm not sure because they're not on the official list, but I wouldn't put it past Israel to have nuclear weapons.
• 24:32
  El Guapo: It's not like they need to announce it to everybody like, Hey, we got nooks. No, you fuck around. Find out, you know.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 24:40
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, I I got a a sign for my house. It says this house is protected by Fafo.
• 24:48
  El Guapo: Right now.
• 24:50
  Testecleese: The wife thought it was hilarious.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: There are no innocents in an invasion. All those who colonize other people's land share guilt.
• 25:00
  Brian McFadden: There is.
• 25:01
  El Guapo: Twitch.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: I'm gonna go terrorists with Brian. And Brian was right. That was a Brenton torrent. White dude with a head
• 25:09
  Testecleese: that's way too big for anything.
• 25:13
  Testecleese: Well, we're 8. We'll go around 10. How's that sound?
• 25:19
  Testecleese: All right. America deserves a million J. Sixes.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that was twitch so, Piper.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: Hassan Piker. There you go!
• 25:28
  El Guapo: Yeah. I remember him saying that.
• 25:31
  Testecleese: Well, it isn't he the one that's saying all these people, January 6, should go to prison forever. And now we
• 25:35
  Testecleese: 4 of them.
• 25:35
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 25:38
  Testecleese: That guy's a piece of shit he really is.
• 25:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, he hates Jewish people.
• 25:44
  Testecleese: The truth is that after several decades of neoliberalism the rich are becoming increasingly richer, while the poor are both more numerous and increasingly poorer.
• 25:53
  El Guapo: That sounds sightful. Probably a terrorist.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: Correct. That is Fidel Castro.
• 26:02
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 26:03
  Testecleese: All right.
• 26:04
  El Guapo: And like I don't know, like the the one that really insightful you could tell like that's a terrorist like really lame.
• 26:10
  Testecleese: Thought this one out.
• 26:12
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Testecleese: Anyone who's interested in this game you can find it online.
• 26:17
  Testecleese: I typed in twitch or terrorist game.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: It had a big, long title. But I went ahead and altered that for the purposes of our spreadsheet here, our Google, Doc.
• 26:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, I thought you guys might get a good laugh out of that, and there's a
• 26:35
  Testecleese: 40 more questions to go through. It's 50.
• 26:38
  El Guapo: Man.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, so that could be fun. If you want to go through it.
• 26:41
  El Guapo: Then we could go to another. Yeah, another round.
• 26:44
  Testecleese: And the Pentagon is releasing 3 people out of Guantanamo.
• 26:50
  Brian McFadden: They'll tell they're moving them. They're transferring them. They're not being released.
• 26:55
  Testecleese: I see!
• 26:55
  Brian McFadden: I bring it.
• 26:56
  Testecleese: If they.
• 26:56
  Brian McFadden: Going to keep. They're going up to their home countries that it's going to take them and put them in prison.
• 27:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 27:04
  Brian McFadden: It's part of the plea reel that they just did
• 27:07
  Brian McFadden: to. So they didn't have to stand trial, and all that.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: Perfect.
• 27:13
  Testecleese: Yes, I understand the legality of Guantanamo Bay.
• 27:18
  Testecleese: That's why they're in Cuba is, so that they don't have to have the Constitution applied to them.
• 27:25
  Testecleese: What this seems kind of messed up to treat these people so much differently than we would an American citizen.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 27:33
  Testecleese: But we still have people awaiting trial for January 6.th That was almost 4 years ago, you know. Where's your right to a speedy trial? Right?
• 27:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, there's gonna be 27 detainees still in Cuba.
• 27:47
  El Guapo: Well, whoever this should be, whoever detains people.
• 27:51
  El Guapo: it should be trial for fucking validating people's constitutional right.
• 27:57
  Testecleese: Say again.
• 27:58
  El Guapo: Whoever detaining these people I know. I know Nancy Pelosi.
• 28:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:04
  El Guapo: All the police and everything like, Hey, this person's not having a speeding trial.
• 28:08
  El Guapo: you know. They should be kicked out like oh, fucking process for fucking violating constitutional right.
• 28:14
  Testecleese: Well, especially after this whole thing went down. Remember that video that came out of Harris, not Harris Pelosi, saying like, Oh, this is my fault.
• 28:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: She said no to National Guard, and she was the one who said we should have crew manned machine guns at the Capitol. I was like, are you kidding? Are you kidding me when you want automatic? 50 cows with 9 yards of ammunition.
• 28:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, that's where the term the whole 9 yards comes from.
• 28:39
  El Guapo: No doubt, or making or making it.
• 28:41
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was an Adam Sandler movie.
• 28:44
  Testecleese: No, that was a good movie, though I like Adam Sandler. I think he did a lot of funny stuff. He did a couple goofy ones. What was that one he did with Don Cheadle? I didn't like that one. It was so sad.
• 28:58
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 28:59
  El Guapo: I don't know. Don't cheat him!
• 29:01
  El Guapo: And the same 1 0, what was it about? What was the premise?
• 29:06
  Testecleese: His wife died. And basically he was like all but suicidal, was like the whole point of the movie.
• 29:13
  El Guapo: No! Hold on! No.
• 29:14
  Brian McFadden: I never saw it.
• 29:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, there are.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: Don't!
• 29:17
  El Guapo: Nobody.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: Saying like, it's going to be funny here or there. If Adam Stanley's in like even his dumb movies were funny, you know what I mean you watch him once and throw them out.
• 29:25
  El Guapo: The one I think it was says 51st dates.
• 29:28
  Testecleese: Wait!
• 29:28
  El Guapo: I didn't like a.
• 29:29
  Testecleese: Oh, with when she got hit in the head, or a car accident.
• 29:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. In Chicago.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: Rain rain on me was the name of the movie.
• 29:37
  El Guapo: No, I've never heard.
• 29:38
  Brian McFadden: Never heard of it.
• 29:39
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was an old song by the who remember that one.
• 29:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, right? Oh, anyway.
• 29:45
  Testecleese: Big Fan, of the who I got to see them live once, right after ant whistle their Bassist died, and his son played. It was fucking, amazing.
• 29:52
  Brian McFadden: It's also a Lady Gaga song.
• 29:54
  Testecleese: Same song, or
• 29:56
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: I wonder if she covered those that'd be kind of cool.
• 30:01
  Testecleese: anyway, this healthcare guy that got murdered his captive.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: not his captive, his alleged murderer.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: Has tick, tock, going crazy man.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: They like talking about how like hot this guy is
• 30:20
  Testecleese: that makes okay, one that makes it okay to murder people.
• 30:23
  Testecleese: And 2. Have you seen that Unibrow.
• 30:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, he needs to trim that thing.
• 30:30
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, man! Like they make trimming tools you can handle that with, you know.
• 30:35
  El Guapo: Probably that's how he got caught with a fucking unibrow.
• 30:37
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, is the picture they shared of the person with the mask. Didn't have a unibrow
• 30:44
  El Guapo: No, he had the hoodie on. Yeah.
• 30:46
  El Guapo: yeah. He's being charged with an act of terrorism which I believe we brought on this very show that he might be charged with terrorism.
• 30:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, because you want to change the what's the terrorist? What's the purpose of it? To
• 30:59
  El Guapo: fear of fear, to implement fear. So you could change a policy or something like that.
• 31:06
  Testecleese: Either political or ideological purposes.
• 31:10
  El Guapo: Any ideological, so.
• 31:12
  Testecleese: Yes, and we brought this up, and
• 31:16
  Testecleese: I hope everyone understands terrorism, even domestic terrorism in the United States is a capital offense. You can be executed for this.
• 31:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 31:27
  Testecleese: Does that make him a martyr, though.
• 31:30
  El Guapo: Now some people yes, they think it is, but.
• 31:34
  Testecleese: I was waiting for somebody to because they perp walked the fuck out of this guy. Did you guys see that.
• 31:38
  El Guapo: No, I saw the helicopter pad.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: Him on a helicopter. They put him on a plane. They brought him to multiple courthouses. They made it a big deal to put this guy on camera, and I was waiting for someone to show up Jack Ruby style and shoot this guy, you know.
• 31:52
  El Guapo: That would that would help this cause. I'm just gonna murder. Make a murder, you know.
• 31:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I thought, too.
• 31:59
  El Guapo: Yes, and I'm surprised they put. I guess there was no threat
• 32:03
  El Guapo: towards him, because they didn't put a flight pass on him.
• 32:07
  El Guapo: I mean of bulletproof beds. Usually they do.
• 32:13
  El Guapo: Ever since Jfk.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Exactly. After Oswald. Exactly.
• 32:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:20
  Testecleese: Because what was it, Ruby that shot him?
• 32:23
  El Guapo: I don't know who was, but.
• 32:26
  Testecleese: Thought it was Jack Ruby that shot him.
• 32:28
  Brian McFadden: Probably his accomplice.
• 32:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, probably.
• 32:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. Or maybe Ruby was the guy who shot Reagan. I can't remember.
• 32:36
  Testecleese: Both of them were before my time.
• 32:39
  El Guapo: No.
• 32:39
  Testecleese: Was alive when Reagan happened. I think.
• 32:42
  El Guapo: 82, something like that.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: My, yeah, I was born in 82. So like.
• 32:48
  El Guapo: I know.
• 32:48
  Testecleese: I might have been alive, but I'm not remembering that. But a former CEO.
• 32:53
  El Guapo: It was a December. Go ahead! Go ahead! Go ahead!
• 32:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was. I was born in November of 82. So there you go.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: Former, CEO of, I think it's called pronounced Atna, A, ETNA, it's a insurance company.
• 33:08
  Testecleese: okay, saying, we should eliminate employer sponsored health insurance.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: Where do you 2 stand on this.
• 33:16
  Brian McFadden: I get mine from the Government.
• 33:19
  Testecleese: Well, that's from your former employer, though. Right.
• 33:24
  El Guapo: It should be more like a it's like a you buy on your own, you know, from like a car insurance.
• 33:31
  Testecleese: Well, what's what's fascinating about this.
• 33:34
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: Is employer funded health insurance started because if they just gave you a pay raise, it got taxed.
• 33:44
  El Guapo: This is more like an incentive, too, you know. Hey? We give you health insurance.
• 33:49
  El Guapo: So how about how about you? Pay us more? We buy our own health insurance wherever we want to.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: And then it's not because then the people actually paying for the insurance can negotiate with the insurance company instead of
• 34:02
  Testecleese: your business. That doesn't give a fuck what's going on with your insurance company. You know what I mean.
• 34:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:08
  Testecleese: I don't know. I've thought this for a while that we should be doing this on our own, like, Guapo said. There are
• 34:13
  Testecleese: like you would auto insurance or life insurance, you know.
• 34:17
  Testecleese: Now I have nothing against health insurance through the service.
• 34:22
  Testecleese: because that type of job it is. You know what I mean.
• 34:26
  El Guapo: I mean, this should be like, you can just walk to any hospital like, hey? We had like a different
• 34:31
  El Guapo: which insurance you want, you know we go here. We go there. You know. We could give you this type of incentives, you know.
• 34:37
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! What about? Instead of paying health insurance at all?
• 34:41
  Testecleese: You put the money you would into insurance aside into a fund that you use for medical emergencies.
• 34:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was like a savings account, but also, also, too, is the hospital bills. You seen this fucking outrageous hospital bills.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: That's because you're using insurance. If you went in there without insurance and asked to do the same thing, they're going to give you a massive, massive discount, because they can't charge you through the nose, because they know you're never, ever going to pay it.
• 35:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Testecleese: And they don't have to wait 6 months to get paid from the insurance company.
• 35:10
  Brian McFadden: It'd be nickel and dimed by the insurance company.
• 35:13
  Testecleese: Exactly exactly.
• 35:16
  Testecleese: Are you guys familiar with Nick Fuentes?
• 35:19
  El Guapo: Yes, kinda I heard some stuff from him, but.
• 35:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not a fan of the dude, but
• 35:26
  Testecleese: he was the one he was the one who, after
• 35:30
  Testecleese: the Dobbs decision, said, your body, my choice.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: And everyone here.
• 35:37
  El Guapo: He's a instigator, that's all he is.
• 35:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's a far right instigator online.
• 35:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: Freedom of speech. Right? The guys might be a jackass, but he's allowed to say this. Well, recently he had a woman. He was doxxed like someone put out his home information.
• 35:53
  Testecleese: And a woman came up to his door, and he, Pepper, sprayed her and pushed her down her steps. His front steps.
• 35:59
  Testecleese: He's being sued over this, but he said I thought I was being attacked, you know.
• 36:05
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 36:06
  Testecleese: People just put out my home address, and someone shows up that I don't know, and pounds on my door and says, Get out here.
• 36:12
  Testecleese: Well, since then a dude came to his door with a crossbow and a gun
• 36:18
  Testecleese: after he had killed 2 other people, maybe 2, maybe 3 people.
• 36:22
  El Guapo: And that dog.
• 36:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, and then he he fled to the neighbor's house and killed the guy's dogs.
• 36:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Testecleese: Neighbor's house before he was arrested.
• 36:31
  Testecleese: And the crazy thing is, the news is saying like, oh, he, he says he alleges that I understand what you're trying to say. But at the same time the dudes on the ring doorbell camera.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: With a crossbow and a gun in his hand.
• 36:46
  Testecleese: But what do you think he was? What do you think he's coming to this Guy's door, for with a gun in his hand.
• 36:51
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 36:53
  Testecleese: Dude, even if I go to my friend's house, and I'm bringing my gun with me.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: I don't have it in my hand ready to fire, you know.
• 36:59
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: Because that's a good way to get shot through the door.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: But a lot of quote terrorism stuff happening here because someone didn't like this guy's politics. They think it's okay to kill him.
• 37:13
  Brian McFadden: That's not a reason to kill people.
• 37:17
  Testecleese: No, and.
• 37:18
  El Guapo: Go for your job.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's how he makes money.
• 37:23
  El Guapo: But yeah, exactly. The CEO guy, like.
• 37:26
  Testecleese: Like killing him is going to change anything right?
• 37:30
  El Guapo: No.
• 37:32
  Testecleese: And say at the same time, some Guatemalan migrant who's already been deported once
• 37:39
  Testecleese: has been accused of and identified
• 37:43
  Testecleese: for setting a woman on fire while she's asleep on the subway.
• 37:49
  Testecleese: And there's video footage of her running around screaming before she died before the cops even got there.
• 37:57
  Testecleese: What the fuck is wrong with people. Dude.
• 38:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Like, new York city.
• 38:02
  Testecleese: It turns out this guy didn't even know this woman. He's just a douchebag.
• 38:06
  El Guapo: By the the clothes caught on fire. That quick, too, you know.
• 38:10
  Testecleese: He must have had some kind of accelerant like. He might have had a squirt bottle full of gasoline or something.
• 38:18
  Testecleese: Not all the details are out yet, because it's still, you know.
• 38:23
  Brian McFadden: I don't think.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: Even charged yet he's just been arrested and accused.
• 38:30
  Testecleese: Here we go. Another guy stabbed his boss at a staff meeting.
• 38:35
  Testecleese: The company president.
• 38:37
  El Guapo: God damn!
• 38:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like.
• 38:41
  El Guapo: Crazy out there.
• 38:42
  Testecleese: Fucking quit.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: You know the job.
• 38:48
  El Guapo: Dang this is! This is out of control, man. This is why you should carry a fucking gun dude.
• 38:53
  El Guapo: No shit.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: Hey? I tell you what, everyone out there who hates capitalism, why don't you go live on a fucking farm in the middle of nowhere with your commie friends and your commune.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: Calm you.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: That's where it comes from.
• 39:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Testecleese: Instead of getting a job and trying to live in the city like, oh, it's too tough. So you want someone else to do all the fucking hard work. And you get, you basically want slave labor.
• 39:19
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: It's driving me nuts that these folks are saying shit like that like. Oh, you know, we should just get food because we need it to live like. Well, who's gonna make? Who's gonna get the food to you? Who's gonna grow it? Who's gonna
• 39:31
  Testecleese: take care of the livestock to bring that steak dinner to your table.
• 39:36
  Testecleese: and if you don't have to pay them, they're your fucking slaves.
• 39:40
  El Guapo: So this is why I think we need to bring fucking mandatory military service, you know, at least 2 years.
• 39:50
  Testecleese: Like like Israel does.
• 39:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:54
  Testecleese: Well, how would that help anything?
• 39:56
  El Guapo: Just to know, like your shit's not free, you know. I was like at least a little bit disciplined dude, because all these fucking people are growing up with no fucking discipline, and, like
• 40:05
  El Guapo: I think everything should be, should be headed to them.
• 40:08
  El Guapo: I don't know. Yes.
• 40:10
  Testecleese: Oh, they're working a farm work in a farm for a while, too, you know.
• 40:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I mean, I agree, man like
• 40:18
  Testecleese: And in the Navy we were dealing with some real issues, and I was doing an emergency. Weld repair.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: I caught on fire doing this weld.
• 40:29
  Testecleese: And my fire watch.
• 40:31
  Testecleese: Well, this one time, one time my firewatch was asleep. That was a ton of fun.
• 40:35
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 40:35
  Testecleese: My fire watch pulls the PIN on the extinguisher to put me out, and I was like, No, no, don't! And he's like what as I'm still welding, said, I got to finish this weld. You're going to destroy my weld
• 40:46
  Testecleese: if you go and blast this thing with freezing cold Co. 2 right now, and we need this ship to fucking work.
• 40:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: Everyone's everyone's life depended on the ship operating correctly. You know what I mean.
• 41:00
  Testecleese: And I dealt with some burns I healed.
• 41:03
  Testecleese: But I think you're right. Guapo is these guys. These kids have no idea what they're talking about. They've never seen a hard time in their life.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: And that's why they think it's okay. When something doesn't go their way to fucking, kill somebody.
• 41:14
  El Guapo: No.
• 41:16
  Testecleese: Like, Hey, it's a potato.
• 41:19
  El Guapo: So you know what? Let me ask you this like, we're talking about this guy from Guatemala. Certain people fire.
• 41:24
  El Guapo: So what did Trump declare fucking an invasion.
• 41:28
  El Guapo: And all this fucking, illegal, alien, killing people
• 41:32
  El Guapo: that would be considered fucking army. A foreign army attacking American citizens.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: That would lead to chaos, because your average citizen would
• 41:43
  Testecleese: pick anyone with a thick accent and
• 41:46
  Testecleese: accused them of being the enemy.
• 41:47
  El Guapo: That's true. Okay, never mind. You're right. I forgot about people that idiots.
• 41:52
  Testecleese: That's exactly people are dumb, and you got dummies. That'll you gotta fix it.
• 41:56
  Testecleese: That's it over. No, yeah, even though they're legal Indian migrants who've been here for 10 years, you know.
• 42:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:06
  Testecleese: All right. Brian shared this article about 15 h after I did. But that's okay, because I've shared articles after he did.
• 42:15
  Testecleese: Biden has commuted the death sentence of
• 42:19
  Testecleese: All but 3, 37, or 40 inmates will not be sentenced to death anymore.
• 42:25
  El Guapo: Why is that?
• 42:26
  Testecleese: They just got to serve the rest of their life in prison.
• 42:29
  Brian McFadden: He said that he said, oh, I can't in my good conscience let Trump come in here and kill these people.
• 42:37
  El Guapo: But he's okay with killing babies.
• 42:39
  Testecleese: Killing them. Trump wouldn't be killing them, though.
• 42:41
  El Guapo: No, it's the fucking court system.
• 42:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, the people of the United States.
• 42:47
  Testecleese: The you know the people versus thing.
• 42:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. Trump didn't fucking touch that.
• 42:52
  Testecleese: The only 3 left on death row were a dude, the dude who shot up at synagogue.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: I don't know if you remember that.
• 43:01
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 43:02
  Testecleese: Like a dude who showed up at church. I don't know if you remember, that.
• 43:07
  Testecleese: Turned out. A citizen in the church had a gun.
• 43:10
  El Guapo: Oh, he's alive! Wow!
• 43:11
  Testecleese: And fired back, and Zhoukhar Tsarnaev, the Boston bomber that killed his own brother are still sitting still, waiting to be executed.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: Hold on.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: And who is the the the one in the the squad? The Democrat squad from?
• 43:34
  Testecleese: Oh, oh,
• 43:36
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, different nicely.
• 43:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 43:40
  Testecleese: She said, quote the President's decision to commute the death sentence of 37 individuals on Federal death row is a historic and ground breaking act of compassion that will save lives, address the deep racial disparities in our criminal legal system, and send a powerful message about redemption, decency, and humanity. The death penalty is racist, flawed and fundamentally unjust punishment that has no place in any society. The only people left on Death row are white.
• 44:03
  El Guapo: You know who. Well, how about the people getting abortion? Most of the fucking black people?
• 44:10
  El Guapo: So she's not. She's okay with that.
• 44:13
  Testecleese: Well, new York City has more black abortions than births. Every year.
• 44:16
  El Guapo: Yeah. So she's a fucking idiot, too.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: Don't see that as a human life
• 44:24
  Testecleese: don't get wrong. I'm still torn on the death sentence like, I don't think it's necessarily the right thing to do, but some people do.
• 44:29
  El Guapo: Well.
• 44:29
  Testecleese: Die!
• 44:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know. Like, why would you want to maintain that? I mean, I think you should have at least 10 year period, Grace.
• 44:37
  El Guapo: so you could prove the case. That hey? This went something went wrong, you know, to what's.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: But we get more details, years.
• 44:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 44:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, it takes longer than 10 years to do it, anyway, when yeah, and bombing.
• 44:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, we were doing a show back then, but it was.
• 44:57
  Testecleese: We've been doing this show for almost 20 years, Brian, I know right.
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: I've been out of the navy for 17, so.
• 45:07
  Testecleese: Were you in the service still, when we did this.
• 45:11
  Brian McFadden: I think I we started when I was still in the service. I.
• 45:15
  Testecleese: Think so, too.
• 45:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, and it takes revenue to execute so much. You get so many appeals, and it costs more money to execute someone than does to keep in prison the rest of their life.
• 45:28
  El Guapo: Does it for like what just poison.
• 45:31
  Testecleese: All the attorneys that are involved. Prosecution, the judges, everyone that has to be involved in it.
• 45:38
  El Guapo: But still you should send a message like this, a hell of a fucking price to pay for fucking, doing crazy shit!
• 45:45
  El Guapo: It's go back.
• 45:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I mean, you set up bombs at the Boston Marathon. We should. You have to send a message. But in order to make it so that it's not just revenge. You have to have all sorts of stuff in place so that you don't end up with guys like Luigi Mangione.
• 46:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Testecleese: Carrying out death sentences on his own.
• 46:07
  El Guapo: but that's the thing we need to. I mean, this guy need to be found guilty. Well, you know the due process and fucking sent a death sentence.
• 46:17
  El Guapo: But New York is not going to do it probably is going to be the fucking. The United States.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. Massachusetts didn't sentence Sarna to death of the United.
• 46:28
  El Guapo: But they really wanted to like motherfuckers. You fucking abolish death sentence in your States.
• 46:33
  Testecleese: That's what drove me nuts is. Oh, Massachusetts has no death penalty, and that's what drove me nuts is that they let him be charged in a Federal court for the terrorism case so he could be put to death. We talked all about this on this show. I was like.
• 46:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, it is.
• 46:46
  Brian McFadden: Fucking dead, do it, your fucking self don't put it on everyone else's hands.
• 46:50
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: Hey!
• 46:54
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 46:55
  Testecleese: While we're on dead people and such.
• 46:58
  Testecleese: Alvin Bragg, the Da in Manhattan, New York, is saying
• 47:03
  Testecleese: that we should just treat Trump as if he was dead, and, like the case is still open.
• 47:08
  Testecleese: but we're not going to bother doing anything else with it, because he's dead.
• 47:11
  El Guapo: This is this part of the violation of the 8th Amendment, right cool, unusual.
• 47:18
  Testecleese: Well, they they are crewing well, as I say, crew and unusual.
• 47:21
  El Guapo: Unusual.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: Cruel, and you what counts as cruel or unusual.
• 47:25
  El Guapo: Unusual, unusual, trying to treat this as a debt fucking and leave it open.
• 47:31
  El Guapo: even though you know the person right there. Yeah, even though you know.
• 47:35
  Testecleese: How is the death sentence? How is the death sentence? Not cruel.
• 47:39
  El Guapo: No, no! They treat Donald Trump as his die.
• 47:42
  Testecleese: Yes, but if we're saying cruel and unusual punishment, how are we saying the death sentence itself isn't cruel.
• 47:47
  El Guapo: No, it's not cool. That's just you're just killing somebody. You're not punished. You're not fucking.
• 47:52
  Testecleese: Now whipping them.
• 47:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know. Tortured them.
• 47:56
  Testecleese: Alright. I think taking someone's life is pretty cruel, but I understand.
• 48:00
  El Guapo: No, but the the well. When the Revolutionary War was going on they were hanging fucking spies.
• 48:08
  El Guapo: So that was a common thing.
• 48:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. No, it was not death. Sentence is not unusual by any.
• 48:14
  Testecleese: No, but no, and cruel.
• 48:16
  Testecleese: But it could be cruel.
• 48:17
  El Guapo: No, you, that's the thing they didn't want to do. The crew they just want to like hang you, because that's the only method. And the guy had to kill somebody.
• 48:23
  Testecleese: Historically, it's not unusual to get lashings as a sentence for.
• 48:27
  El Guapo: Dog being pulled by being pulled by horses, you know.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: It's not unusual. It's just cruel.
• 48:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. But I send this unusual is because you want to treat this Donald trump as dead.
• 48:43
  Testecleese: Never happened before.
• 48:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, so this is unusual in
• 48:46
  El Guapo: plus you already know for sure this motherfucker's still alive, you know.
• 48:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, he's he's gonna be president here and no, no, yeah. Like 10 days.
• 48:56
  El Guapo: No 28 days.
• 48:59
  Brian McFadden: January 20.th
• 49:00
  Testecleese: That's right. January 6.
• 49:01
  Brian McFadden: Martin Luther, King Day.
• 49:03
  Testecleese: Oh, wow! How appropriate that is.
• 49:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's right. January 6th is just when the Vice President confirms the vote right?
• 49:12
  El Guapo: Yeah. And even here in Virginia, the January 20, th when we go talk to our delegates, you know, you can go talk to your delegate and like, Hey.
• 49:19
  El Guapo: you can tell them what's going on, what you're complaining about. They listen to you.
• 49:24
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 49:25
  El Guapo: Back in the day before all this fucking you used to walk into Capitol Hill here in Virginia with your gun on the side. Nobody say shit.
• 49:33
  Testecleese: I used to open care in Virginia all the time.
• 49:35
  El Guapo: No, no, no, this is.
• 49:36
  Brian McFadden: You can, but there's a law. You can't do it on the capital in the capital compound.
• 49:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 49:40
  Testecleese: Oh, oh.
• 49:41
  El Guapo: They used to before, but not anymore.
• 49:44
  Testecleese: I gotcha cause. Yeah, I used to open carry all the time in Virginia because you need a concealed permit to conceal, carry.
• 49:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:52
  Testecleese: So I would just open. Carry wasn't a big deal. Actually, I remember Brian's 1st fiance there.
• 50:01
  Testecleese: The black woman he nearly married.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: I remember her mom came down and met me, and she's like Dude's got a giant dagger hanging next to his, Dick.
• 50:15
  Testecleese: That's crazy.
• 50:17
  Testecleese: and it wasn't a dagger. It was a clip point, Bowie knife. But you know that's neither here nor there. Folks from New York don't understand real knives, you know.
• 50:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 50:28
  Testecleese: Anyway, Trump has requested for that brag case in New York to be tossed out on the basis of immunity. But the judge has rejected it.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: So that's probably why Bragg is saying, let's just pretend he's dead.
• 50:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, fascinating stuff.
• 50:46
  Testecleese: Meanwhile Georgia has disqualified Fannie Willis and kicked her out of her position
• 50:53
  Testecleese: so as Fulton County da, and check this out, that is the da. That is the county that Claire lives in.
• 51:01
  El Guapo: Hi.
• 51:02
  Brian McFadden: Oh, nice! So she's got firsthand knowledge.
• 51:05
  Testecleese: Actually, it's crazy. Claire called me the other day because I was
• 51:11
  Testecleese: talking. I was messaging Claire about weapons.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: I don't want to release too many. I guess it doesn't really matter. It's not illegal. I want to build a cannon.
• 51:23
  Testecleese: and I was seeing that how much Claire knew about powder charge, and like how much reinforcement I would need to be able to fire like.
• 51:28
  Brian McFadden: I bet she knows quite a bit.
• 51:31
  Testecleese: Yes, and those more than anything new way to get the information.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: But yeah called me up and was like, Oh, by the way, our da got fired. I was like I saw this shit.
• 51:43
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 51:44
  Testecleese: but yeah, they're all saying that Bragg's antics over there in DC. Not DC. New York, might be. Why Penny was acquitted because of all the ridiculous shit he did like dropping charges after they got deadlocked.
• 51:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 51:59
  Testecleese: She's what a dog and pony show right.
• 52:02
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 52:06
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 52:08
  Testecleese: Trump is now talking about suing more news outlets, and I'm getting a good laugh. Wasn't a lot of these folks saying he's stopping us from doing our job.
• 52:18
  Brian McFadden: No, most of these shows are just political pundits spewing their opinions. That's not actual news.
• 52:27
  Testecleese: Well, if you put notes up, that's actually not true.
• 52:30
  Brian McFadden: I mean, how many times has the view had to do a disclaimer on their show in the last month.
• 52:35
  Testecleese: So they didn't get sued.
• 52:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, and and Fuck. Msnbc went out and reported what Stephanopoulos said after he got after that settlement.
• 52:48
  Testecleese: and like they don't understand why ABC settled.
• 52:52
  Brian McFadden: Because he kept saying, Rape.
• 52:54
  Testecleese: Well, he was. Gonna he was. They were going to lose the case in court, and I'm sure it was. The insurance company said you could pay him this much now, and it'll be gone, or we're gonna have to pay this much out after the fact. And we're not.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: It could be $1 more, and they wouldn't do it.
• 53:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, and that 1 million dollars is going to the Trump Library is actually coming straight out of George's
• 53:14
  Brian McFadden: Stephanopoulos's paycheck.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, Stephanopoulos and ABC. Are paying to build the Trump Museum and Library.
• 53:21
  Brian McFadden: He's rock.
• 53:22
  Testecleese: We love it.
• 53:22
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna have their own wing.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: I know. But do it, says this museum.
• 53:29
  Brian McFadden: Provided by ABC. News.
• 53:34
  Testecleese: For by George Stephanopoulos.
• 53:37
  Brian McFadden: I.
• 53:38
  Testecleese: Procedure I'm doing that biggest fucking troll I've ever seen.
• 53:44
  Testecleese: and that's the thing that a lot of these folks don't get is half the stuff he's saying is just supposed to be funny.
• 53:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:50
  El Guapo: They take it seriously.
• 53:52
  Brian McFadden: She had no sense of humor.
• 53:54
  El Guapo: Need, the home.
• 53:55
  Testecleese: When he said that he wants to annex Canada, make it the 51st state. They're all like we used to clear war, but that was a fucking giant joke. Obviously. By the way, did you see Bernie Sanders came out and said, he doesn't oppose Canada, being the 51st state.
• 54:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:09
  El Guapo: There we go!
• 54:10
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's trump's bringing up Greenland again, too.
• 54:16
  Testecleese: It's like, yeah, no.
• 54:17
  Brian McFadden: He wants the Us. To buy Greenland.
• 54:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, not even take it over. Just we'll buy it. We'll pay for it. Don't worry, guys.
• 54:24
  Brian McFadden: Because of all the natural resources that are there.
• 54:27
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! It'd be so funny!
• 54:31
  Testecleese: All right.
• 54:34
  Testecleese: And that now looks like he's suing selzer that.
• 54:38
  Brian McFadden: The lady is not going to be a pollster anymore.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 54:42
  Brian McFadden: She decided. She's gonna look for a different career field.
• 54:45
  Testecleese: Did she blow it, or did she do that on purpose to try to convince people that the majority was against trump.
• 54:52
  Brian McFadden: Who knows?
• 54:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's that's why I don't think this case is gonna go anywhere. She could just say I mean, I was incompetent in my job. That's why I quit. But she'd been doing this for decades.
• 55:02
  Brian McFadden: Right
• 55:05
  Brian McFadden: who? I don't think you're going to get away with the incompetent plea for long, because, you know, if you were incompetent you wouldn't have the job for decades.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: Well, I will admit polling has evolved a lot over the last 10 to 15 years.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: The polls haven't been right since Trump got involved.
• 55:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, because they always over poll the Dems and under poll. The Republicans.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, the same.
• 55:29
  Brian McFadden: Even though they knew from 3 elections ago that they screwed up. But they will not like pull more Republicans. They just refuse to do it because it won't. They don't. They want their numbers to skew the way they want them to skew.
• 55:44
  Testecleese: To make everyone else think that everyone believes this. But yeah, like, exactly, they're they're sampling like college educated, liberal women, single women.
• 55:53
  Testecleese: you know.
• 55:56
  Testecleese: So, anyway, a report came out from the Republican party.
• 56:02
  Testecleese: the grand old party saying, Cheney Liz should be investigated for her. Jan. 6 stuff.
• 56:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, and the Dems are freaking out about this, too.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: Oh, did you see? What happened? Okay.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: I can't remember the woman's name, but the woman who accused Trump of diving across
• 56:21
  Testecleese: up to the front of the driver's car on January 6, th and grabbing the steering wheel.
• 56:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I don't know her name, either. But I know you're talking about. Yeah.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: It's in the article. That's the woman that Cheney, convinced to change her representation concerning the whole investigation.
• 56:37
  Brian McFadden: The way.
• 56:37
  Testecleese: Without her lawyers, without her lawyer's presence.
• 56:41
  Brian McFadden: That's witness dampering.
• 56:42
  Testecleese: That's exactly what it is. That's the talk about is getting her for witness tampering, and they're wondering how much further this goes.
• 56:49
  Brian McFadden: And I think Harris thought she was so excited when she thought she was going to get a lot of Republican votes. When Liz Cheney came out to
• 56:59
  Brian McFadden: to campaign for, but I don't think they realize how hated Liz Cheney is in the Republican party.
• 57:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what?
• 57:08
  Brian McFadden: The Cheney name, you know, even when he was Vice President he wasn't that great of a Vice President. They were talking about this on the clay and bucks show yesterday.
• 57:16
  Testecleese: Shot a dude in the face.
• 57:19
  Brian McFadden: And he did not help the the Bush administration when he convinced Bush to go into Iraq.
• 57:27
  Testecleese: And you know what next time around next, in 4 years, when they do this again and they get another Republican to join the Democrat side. I hope they take Lindsey Graham.
• 57:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 57:41
  Testecleese: Jeez the white horn on that right now is ridiculous. Huh? Yeah.
• 57:45
  Testecleese: And like, I said, if the Republican party keeps moving towards this Maga movement, which I don't want to be Maga either.
• 57:52
  Testecleese: but I like the Maga movement better than the Republican party, or maybe I should say the Conservatives.
• 57:57
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: The funny thing is, I'm more conservative than not. I just don't agree with a lot of. I'm also very liberal, like I like to stay conservative myself. I want to be able to do that, but I like to let people do what they want to do.
• 58:10
  Testecleese: But the Dems man they they just they call you a Nazi. If you think that like
• 58:16
  Testecleese: that, my school shouldn't be able to transition my children, you know what I mean.
• 58:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: Noise, anyway, moving on.
• 58:28
  Testecleese: Oh, I like this one a lot Trump said. He's considering partnering Eric Adams, the mayor of New York City.
• 58:37
  Testecleese: Thoughts.
• 58:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's just a bogus fucking thing, dude like he just. He was probably helping the the Embassy of Turkey to
• 58:48
  El Guapo: just go fast forward with the fucking whatever process they had to go through, because they were being hold up back by the fucking fire department.
• 58:56
  Brian McFadden: Think, but I think trump will follow through on this.
• 58:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. But is it just bogus charges do, because there's nothing the nothing there there.
• 59:04
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cares. The the Doj loves their bogus charges, you know. That's I'm in business.
• 59:10
  Testecleese: All of these charges showed up as soon as Eric Adams came out against the migrants being dumped in New York City.
• 59:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 59:17
  El Guapo: Goodbye.
• 59:18
  Testecleese: By the way, Gray man, that moustache you got there is looking fucking, glorious dude.
• 59:23
  El Guapo: This one.
• 59:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, you need to get a little bit of whacked up.
• 59:26
  Testecleese: not even necessarily curl just like push it up. So you got the broom like Tom Selleck.
• 59:31
  Testecleese: That's nice and full dude. You got that El Salvadorian facial hair.
• 59:35
  El Guapo: The Gaxtership with a banana.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: Banana on topic for just a moment with El Salvador.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: Bitcoin took another spill down to 95 KA coin.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: How far do you think it's gonna fall before it bounces back again, or is it not gonna bounce back? Is it in the middle of a correction right now.
• 59:56
  El Guapo: I don't believe in big com dude. I speculate on it. I honestly don't believe if I cannot touch it physically, I don't believe on it.
• 1:00:06
  Testecleese: Says the guy, using a fucking debit card to pay his
• 1:00:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, I still don't like it, you know. No, but no, it's still a debit card, physically. But yeah, but Bitcoin is like, I don't know. It's not because
• 1:00:19
  El Guapo: because but I can still go to the bank and like, Hey, this is my account number, and still get my money back. Bitcoin.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: I encourage you. I encourage you. Go to the bank and try to withdraw $5,000 and see what happens.
• 1:00:31
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, you can. Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah, because of.
• 1:00:34
  Brian McFadden: You gotta fill out a form.
• 1:00:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, unless you fucking.
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: Irs.
• 1:00:39
  El Guapo: Unless you got your secret stash of gold and silver, then you could keep it, you know, and they just, you know.
• 1:00:44
  Testecleese: I also have a secret stash of gold and silver that I keep.
• 1:00:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. And and if I wanna if I wanna liquidate that, go to my coin store and liquidate to cash and do what I have to do. You know.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: And then you do whatever your legal activity is, you need to do with your cash that you.
• 1:01:00
  El Guapo: Legal or legal. The fucking government don't need to know. It's my.
• 1:01:04
  Testecleese: They don't need to know that I bought a truck from some dude down the road right.
• 1:01:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, but they're gonna find out about a truck because they're gonna register the fucking thing.
• 1:01:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the irs won't see that.
• 1:01:16
  El Guapo: Like, why would you need to? Irs need to see that like? It's.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: Irs gets a cut of everything dude.
• 1:01:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, they get the taxes for fucking. No, that's it. It's not like, Wow.
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you bought, and you bought a truck in cash. They want their cut.
• 1:01:30
  Brian McFadden: Heck, yeah.
• 1:01:33
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 1:01:34
  El Guapo: You have to pay tax on that. Now.
• 1:01:37
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:37
  El Guapo: Oh, the guy can do that as a gift. Oh, thank you.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: Oh, you get taxed on gifts, too.
• 1:01:43
  El Guapo: A cocksucker. You see, we need to eliminate the irs dude. This is bullshit.
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: Not even eliminate it necessarily. But I.
• 1:01:50
  El Guapo: No, it's just it's a. It's a fucking flat tax.
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: Cut it way down.
• 1:01:54
  Testecleese: Well, we need tax. We do. Yeah, that'll bring money in
• 1:01:59
  Testecleese: fuck that. Let's get rid of all of that
• 1:02:01
  Testecleese: and switch back to a tariff system that our nation started on. Only goods that are imported into this nation are taxed. And so, okay, oh, prices will go up. Yeah on foreign goods. So buy American. That means more American jobs.
• 1:02:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Testecleese: No, I mean, I still liked my tax system that I laid out a couple times on the show
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: with a it's still a scaling system. But anything that's necessary
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: is not taxed. Even a $30,000 truck, $60,000 truck if you need it for work. No tax. But if you're buying a Ferrari, there might be a hundred percent tax.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: No, because it's above beyond what you need.
• 1:02:40
  El Guapo: I don't like that, too, because you you're holding progress from people, let's say, for instance, I'm a specialized of fucking building luxury boats. So now you're gonna prevent me from selling that because they could buy it from somewhere else.
• 1:02:54
  Testecleese: No, she's oh, no, you'd still pay the tax, even though, even if you bought from overseas.
• 1:02:59
  El Guapo: No? Well, that people, still gonna fucking find a way to do.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: Well, people are always going to break the law and avoid taxes. Dude, I mean. Look at Hunter Biden.
• 1:03:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:03:12
  El Guapo: Well, nobody got a daddy. There's a fucking president. So that's kind of rare.
• 1:03:19
  Testecleese: And again you don't.
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: You can still buy your luxury boat. You're just going to pay a bigger tax on that luxury boat.
• 1:03:26
  El Guapo: No, but you for preventing me from buying my luxury boat. Then I have to go somewhere else and buy and keep it somewhere else. Park, you know.
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: Or actually leave the country physically, then transport the boat, back yourself.
• 1:03:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, he'll be like, Hey.
• 1:03:38
  Testecleese: Paying the tax.
• 1:03:39
  El Guapo: It just fucking. It's just busy. My boat is busy for the weekend. Stay here for like 3 years.
• 1:03:48
  Testecleese: Mayor of Chicago got angry at the rowdy crowd, at a city meeting concerning the migrant invasion.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: and kicked the public out of the meeting.
• 1:04:00
  El Guapo: You know. Now Joseph Boliette can say that fuck he got beat up by a fucking Mega crowd.
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: They weren't maggot at the time.
• 1:04:10
  El Guapo: No, now everybody's fucking. Get a repeal big time in Chicago.
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: Dealing with the migrants does not make you, Maga, though it makes you realize
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: I just got passed over for a job because that guy.
• 1:04:21
  El Guapo: Oh, you see the crowd they're yelling out. They're wearing fucking Mega gear.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Well that yeah, you're right. It did turn a lot of people because they're realizing that all my tax money is disappearing. We're not fixing.
• 1:04:32
  Testecleese: and they were like saving.
• 1:04:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, they'd be like, we cannot wait for fucking trump to come. Or what's the name of the guy?
• 1:04:38
  El Guapo: The starts arresting you and stuff they let threaten their fucking major. They're gonna get arrested.
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: Button.
• 1:04:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Testecleese: Oh, it's it's funny. I'm still in my home. My hometown's Facebook group, right?
• 1:04:50
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:04:50
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! They were complaining how
• 1:04:55
  Testecleese: all their taxes, like quadrupled in the last 2 years like, why am I paying $8,000 homeowner tax.
• 1:05:03
  El Guapo: Whoa!
• 1:05:04
  Testecleese: Quarter Quarterly.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: and I couldn't resist myself. I chimed. In this time. I was like, because you decide to build this ridiculous brand new Town Hall at the Peak of Covid, when everything was hyper inflated. You're inviting these migrants in, and you're housing them in your community center. You're not allowed to use because you're housing the migrants in there and feeding them. How do you think you're paying to feed these people and maintain these facilities?
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: But you're getting taxed for it.
• 1:05:30
  El Guapo: What'd it say? What'd it say.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: Oh, they told me I was stupid.
• 1:05:33
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: They have no idea how the system works. Now, some of the people were like, no, that's exactly what's going on like.
• 1:05:39
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, it's.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: Our Government's funding. This, and the funding from the government comes from the taxpayer, and some people like, oh, you're just a Nazi. Don't complain about higher taxes if you want to do this right.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: That was the big reason why I got the fuck out of there. I got fed up
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: with these people voting to keep increasing the taxes because they brought in apartment complexes into the town, literal town like Town Hall meetings, and they brought in apartments for non homeowners.
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: Now, all of a sudden, all of these people are voting against the interest of the homeowners, and we're taxing the homeowners to pay for these things
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: because the people in an apartment complex aren't paying their prop aren't paying property tax.
• 1:06:25
  Testecleese: At least that's how the government in Pembroke, Massachusetts, works is the homeowners pay for almost everything that happens with the Government. There.
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: So drives me nuts. When people have no idea how the government works go and cast a vote, then get pissed off with the results. It's like you literally voted for it, you know.
• 1:06:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:06:46
  El Guapo: Cursor your labor.
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: I shared this one with the DC. Council, and I don't remember what it's about. Oh.
• 1:06:53
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: He's been recommended for expulsion from the Council for bribery charges.
• 1:07:02
  Brian McFadden: Bribery in DC.
• 1:07:05
  El Guapo: The issue.
• 1:07:06
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:07:06
  El Guapo: Politician. No way must be those pesky Republicans. Huh!
• 1:07:13
  Testecleese: We're from DC.
• 1:07:15
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, no.
• 1:07:16
  Testecleese: To increase the penalties for politicians doing stuff like this.
• 1:07:21
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if it's in here. Not but I see where Biden came out talking about insider trading.
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I couldn't.
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: Concerning the Government.
• 1:07:31
  Brian McFadden: Concerning Nancy Pelosi and her great stock trading techniques.
• 1:07:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, now he wants to ban it.
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. But how do you ban someone from trading in the market? Because they're elected
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: like, I understand the logic. But
• 1:07:51
  Testecleese: you can't stop me from making an investment, but at the same time.
• 1:07:54
  El Guapo: Fucking exposure for Congress.
• 1:07:56
  Brian McFadden: Insider training.
• 1:07:58
  Brian McFadden: What laws are about to be passed before first.st
• 1:08:01
  El Guapo: No worries about the law.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: Well, I know that Lockheed Martin just signed a hundred trillion dollar bill with a Federal bill a deal with the Federal Government I know to invest in Lockheed Martin today before that goes public right?
• 1:08:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:08:20
  Testecleese: But I'm torn on it. I don't like the idea of these guys getting advanced knowledge, but someone's going to know what's going to happen.
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: Why not be Nancy Pelosi?
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: But
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: well, the thing is that even the guys that work for these companies aren't allowed to go and buy a whole bunch of the stock right after this stuff gets signed off before.
• 1:08:39
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:08:39
  Testecleese: Because it's it's insider trading.
• 1:08:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:44
  Testecleese: Like. If you ever hear someone tell you I got a hot tip on a stock, make sure you triple check before you make an investment on that.
• 1:08:51
  Testecleese: because it's entirely possible that it's illegal for you to do anything based on this information.
• 1:08:58
  Testecleese: My buddy works for Lockheed Martin, and he knows that they just signed a new deal for new jets, you know.
• 1:09:07
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I I hate to talk about this again, because this comes up everyone.
• 1:09:14
  Testecleese: every other. Every 3rd year the Budget and Congress.
• 1:09:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we talked about it. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: We can.
• 1:09:23
  El Guapo: Now we'll have to beat the dead horse.
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know. Well, yeah.
• 1:09:27
  El Guapo: Dudge. But actually, Dudge actually did his job.
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, let me let me condense most of this for you.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: They showed up with a 1,400 or 1,500 page. Continuing resolution, which basically means we're going to keep paying for the same stuff.
• 1:09:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: You didn't need 1,500 pages. You needed one to.
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's because they added a bunch of pork to it, too, you know.
• 1:09:50
  Testecleese: Where did pork come from? I keep hearing that everywhere. Where is this pork thing?
• 1:09:56
  Brian McFadden: What has been called forever.
• 1:10:00
  Testecleese: But yeah, the Congress wanted to give themselves a pay raise. They wanted to make themselves immune from investigation.
• 1:10:08
  Brian McFadden: I want to make sure they didn't have to be part of Obamacare.
• 1:10:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, they wanted to add, like a hundred 1 million dollars to molasses testing.
• 1:10:22
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: The way we should do this is, they should have one item at a time on a bill, and you vote on each individual thing. You want to pass.
• 1:10:33
  Brian McFadden: So we need to just stop the whole cr process and actually
• 1:10:37
  Brian McFadden: do actual appropriation bills like, it's supposed to be.
• 1:10:41
  Testecleese: If you're not going to, you're gonna keep doing this bullshit. Just get rid of the fucking debt ceiling altogether, because it's worthless, and the entire world can see that
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: if you could just raise the debt ceiling, what the hell difference does it make.
• 1:10:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: You know, money doesn't exist until it's being like you borrow money from the bank.
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: You know that money did not exist until that loan is approved. They click a button, and it appears electronically.
• 1:11:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:11
  Testecleese: It's insane.
• 1:11:13
  El Guapo: Oh, and wobble back on.
• 1:11:15
  Testecleese: Back on Bitcoin for a second.
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: No trump is talking about. Keep trump is talking about keeping a Bitcoin reserve along with the gold reserve.
• 1:11:23
  El Guapo: What are you going to keep in the thumb? Drive?
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably on a hard drive.
• 1:11:28
  El Guapo: Yeah. It's somehow disappear.
• 1:11:31
  Brian McFadden: The Federal Government was making their own Bitcoin, called Stablecoin, or something like that.
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: They might. But Bitcoin is it is finite.
• 1:11:40
  Testecleese: So okay, things.
• 1:11:41
  El Guapo: Let's okay. Let's do the let's say, for instance, he approved the
• 1:11:44
  El Guapo: he do. He does a reserve for Bitcoin.
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: Everyone will buy it because of that.
• 1:11:49
  El Guapo: Every what happened to the fucking golden 4 knots.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: Undeserved.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: We still have the gold we have, like a hundred 1 billion dollars or something like that.
• 1:12:00
  El Guapo: Can we see it?
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: Not on the same.
• 1:12:03
  Brian McFadden: Here.
• 1:12:04
  El Guapo: We let Germany see one of their gold bars once after World War 2.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: One gold bar, literally.
• 1:12:11
  Testecleese: One gold bar.
• 1:12:13
  El Guapo: Can we see the rest, you know, like, that's what I'm saying. Like they fucking stole gold from the United States. What make you thinking they're gonna steal this fucking hard drive.
• 1:12:22
  Testecleese: Well, the thing about Bitcoin versus gold is. There's a blockchain you cannot transfer Bitcoin without a ledger of who who it went from, to who it went to.
• 1:12:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Testecleese: So, even if you did steal it, it'd be like
• 1:12:37
  Testecleese: all of a sudden the Federal Government sold all their Bitcoin. You know what I mean.
• 1:12:43
  El Guapo: I don't trust it. I don't trust it.
• 1:12:46
  Testecleese: I understand. I totally understand I was a
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: weary of it for a while, but I got I got involved a little bit when it was like a hundred 50 bucks coin.
• 1:12:56
  Testecleese: and then I when when it hit a thousand bucks a coin I sold them all off right away.
• 1:13:01
  Testecleese: Then it hit $20,000 a coin. I was like fuck, and I bought some more, and it hit 50,000, and I sold it again.
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: Which is what I think happened at 100,000. I think a lot of people had a cap set to automatically sell at $100,000 a coin.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: and I know this has all West Virginia big loss, but it isn't.
• 1:13:21
  Brian McFadden: It's all big lots.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:13:24
  Testecleese: it just showed up in my West Virginia News, which is interesting because I picked up my couches Saturday when I ate that Mexican food.
• 1:13:31
  Brian McFadden: From big luck.
• 1:13:31
  Testecleese: From big logs, from big logs.
• 1:13:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, hopefully, you don't need to use a warranty on them.
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: Warranty is through the company that makes the furniture not big lots. I made sure to find out. Actually.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: okay.
• 1:13:43
  Brian McFadden: She knew big locks was going down.
• 1:13:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, they are going under, they said. It's not on. It's not impossible. They can save it. If they have a big
• 1:13:51
  Testecleese: like.
• 1:13:52
  Brian McFadden: Money, an investor.
• 1:13:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, they need a lot of money to show up.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: But right now they're doing. When I was there Saturday at 25% off of everything. They're going to go up to 50% off anything soon. So when we bought new pillows and all sorts of stuff.
• 1:14:07
  Brian McFadden: I'm not.
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: So anyone out there looking for anything, get a big lot. Everything's on sale.
• 1:14:12
  Testecleese: Buy it up while you can.
• 1:14:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, thou almost a thousand stores are gonna be closing after
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: 300 or something already closed.
• 1:14:21
  El Guapo: Well, I hear rumor advanced auto is gonna close stores, too.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: No one does repairs at home anymore, do they?
• 1:14:30
  El Guapo: No, we're still. We're still selling a lot. We make a lot of money and stuff, but there's a rumor going on.
• 1:14:39
  El Guapo: It had to be with the quality dude. Because I I got a lot of customers that come in. And they're like, really happy that we help them and stuff. It's just the attitude, the atmosphere.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: Well, I've I've spent a lot of money at advanced auto parts.
• 1:14:55
  Testecleese: And it saved me a ton of money to do these repairs in my garage. You know what I mean.
• 1:14:59
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: You should check.
• 1:15:02
  El Guapo: Auto do.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: I have checked out rock auto. I like Napa better.
• 1:15:08
  El Guapo: Napa's events. Auto, too.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: Napa's the place to go.
• 1:15:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:12
  Brian McFadden: That is going out of business.
• 1:15:13
  El Guapo: No Napa is advanced. Auto. No, no.
• 1:15:16
  Brian McFadden: Vanslatto goes! Oh, Napa!
• 1:15:18
  El Guapo: No, I think it's separate division by the same company and stuff like that.
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like old Navy and Banana Republic and Abercrombie and Fitch are all the same company.
• 1:15:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, it'd be one of them goes out of business. At least you got another one that you know.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  El Guapo: And same thing where I work my other job, too, my boss, the owner, has 2 business.
• 1:15:39
  El Guapo: one for, like one thing and the other one for the other one like, okay, I didn't know this, but it's 2 different names, you know.
• 1:15:46
  El Guapo: because if if the liability is less, you know.
• 1:15:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. And if one goes out of business, okay, they go bankrupt still have another business. Now all your customers from the other one
• 1:15:57
  Testecleese: comes to this one.
• 1:15:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, right,
• 1:16:02
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, I I've saved so much money. You know what's crazy, though.
• 1:16:06
  Testecleese: When I was driving a Gmc. Canyon.
• 1:16:10
  Testecleese: It cost me more money to change my oil at my house
• 1:16:13
  Testecleese: than it did to pay a mechanic.
• 1:16:16
  El Guapo: Why is that?
• 1:16:18
  Testecleese: Probably because I wasn't buying 55 gallon drums of oil at a time.
• 1:16:22
  Testecleese: That's all I can think is realistically how much work is it to change the oil.
• 1:16:27
  El Guapo: Not a hard depends on the court.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: A couple minutes right.
• 1:16:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: Now, I will admit I like to run.
• 1:16:34
  Testecleese: I like to take the oil out, run the engine for a good 20 min, get nice and warm. Drain the oil.
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: I'll put the plug back in. I'll pour one quart of oil in.
• 1:16:46
  Testecleese: let it sit for like 5 min, drain that out to pull any sediment out, and then I put. So I buy an extra cord.
• 1:16:54
  El Guapo: You don't use oil additives oil. What's the name of that oil thing? It replaced one quart. It's really thick
• 1:17:01
  El Guapo: vaccine.
• 1:17:02
  Testecleese: Bomb.
• 1:17:02
  El Guapo: No, there's another one. There's a white bottom, too.
• 1:17:05
  Testecleese: Home and oil, and my fuel, and my fuel injectors.
• 1:17:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 1:17:11
  Testecleese: And I use C. Foam for winter storage, for like my lawnmower, and weed whacker and stuff
• 1:17:21
  Testecleese: all right.
• 1:17:22
  El Guapo: Oh, I read this article, and I just almost shit.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: The Department of Education in New York City has sent out invoices at the holiday season
• 1:17:34
  Testecleese: for their employees. They fired for not getting a covid vaccine because they accidentally paid them an extra week.
• 1:17:41
  Testecleese: So 4 years later, you demand your your payback
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: because you fired. Someone forgot to start paying.
• 1:17:49
  Brian McFadden: Be lucky that the New York State Supreme Court hasn't forced him to pay back pay and hire him back. Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: They could.
• 1:17:57
  Brian McFadden: Did that. They did that with some other city workers.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. The Department of Education kept the mouth shut.
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: They might have got away with this, but I got a feeling exactly what you, said Brian, because, he said, you owe us this money.
• 1:18:11
  Testecleese: The governor say no. You owe them
• 1:18:14
  Testecleese: all of the money from the whole time they weren't employed because you fired them illegally.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: Meanwhile the Starbucks Union strike is expanded to 9 States.
• 1:18:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, I better start boycotting Starbucks.
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: Dude.
• 1:18:34
  Brian McFadden: Deport, the strikers.
• 1:18:36
  Testecleese: You make fucking coffee for people that have real jobs.
• 1:18:45
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: No, they're striking. 1st of all, these guys, these guys at Starbucks get paid too much money to be fucking Baristas. And you know that.
• 1:18:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they get paid very well at Starbucks.
• 1:18:55
  Testecleese: And they're getting their college paid for.
• 1:18:58
  Testecleese: You can go to college, and Starbucks will pay for it.
• 1:19:02
  El Guapo: See.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: Saying, you're not getting enough to pour a cup of coffee.
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, go work at Waffle House and pour coffee, and see how well you get paid.
• 1:19:14
  El Guapo: If they probably they were going to come out a stable person. I appreciated things, you know.
• 1:19:23
  Testecleese: Another.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: This is what I was saying before about these people with the purple and the blue hair, and all this stuff I was like they're not good for much, but they at least they can pour a good cup of coffee.
• 1:19:33
  Testecleese: and now they're they're striking from that.
• 1:19:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they're not getting paid or no.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: No! Come on.
• 1:19:40
  El Guapo: Get another job, get another fucking job.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: Job, learn a fucking skill.
• 1:19:45
  El Guapo: Open your.
• 1:19:46
  Testecleese: Look at me, dude.
• 1:19:47
  El Guapo: Open your own fucking coffee shop. See how you like it.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, and see exactly. Then wait for your employees. Demand to get paid $25 an hour to pull
• 1:19:55
  Testecleese: little boy cup of coffee.
• 1:19:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, see, I don't have to face that because I got black rifle coffee down here.
• 1:20:02
  El Guapo: I got other options to local.
• 1:20:05
  El Guapo: So oh, I can make my own.
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: I got my mother-in-law subscription to a black rifle coffee last Christmas. Which reminds me, that's probably coming up on the end of it pretty soon. Here huh?
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: To. I'm not. I'm not a big coffee fan.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: and black rival is just too rah in your face for me. You know what I mean.
• 1:20:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, I just don't like coffee.
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: Have you ever checked out the timcast coffee.
• 1:20:32
  El Guapo: No, I barely can afford my dude right now. This fucking inflation is killing me. My coffee. I get the fucking Walmart bottle shell brand in a bag.
• 1:20:42
  El Guapo: It's a big bag, and I had to pour in my little fucking yellow container for the fancy container, so it looked like I feel like a drinking fancy coffee.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, you you've been using the same Starbucks Cup for 5 years.
• 1:20:59
  El Guapo: Oh, man, I can't even afford forgers. Dude! That was my bottom. Now I go in Walmart.
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: Now my parents drank Folgers
• 1:21:11
  Testecleese: like I said, I'm not a coffee drinker. I'd rather have a cup of Earl Grey tea. Honestly, if I'm looking for a wake. Me up, caffeine, drink.
• 1:21:19
  Brian McFadden: Mountain dew.
• 1:21:20
  Testecleese: But
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: well, soda I'm out of control with. I'll admit that, but I don't wake up and have a mountain dew or.
• 1:21:28
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:30
  Testecleese: But from what I understand is, everyone who gets into their cup of coffee in the morning
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: needs that cup of coffee in the morning.
• 1:21:36
  Brian McFadden: Look, they're addicted to the caffeine. Yeah.
• 1:21:39
  El Guapo: No? Well, I don't need it like I sometimes I crave it, sometimes I don't like, you know.
• 1:21:46
  El Guapo: It just.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: It's why.
• 1:21:47
  El Guapo: Just I like to sit down, watch TV drink coffee, you know, just chilling. Make my own little fuck espresso shots.
• 1:21:54
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:21:56
  Testecleese: The wiper, you know, had the babies, and can only have so much coffee when she's feeding the baby.
• 1:22:03
  Testecleese: Because it's the whole thing, and she'll she'll go like 2 days without a cup of coffee, and should be complaining about a headache, and I'll go make her a cup, and her head goes away because she's got that caffeine fix.
• 1:22:13
  El Guapo: Yep. Yep.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise.
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: anyway, back on topic here, while we're talking about everyone running out of money because the economy is jacked and the budget's fucked.
• 1:22:24
  Testecleese: Msnbc is looking to make more pay cuts.
• 1:22:28
  Testecleese: Joy Reid. I know that name, Stephanie Ruhl. I don't know that name.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: but apparently they have to take pay cuts to keep their jobs just like Rachel Maddow did.
• 1:22:38
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:22:40
  Testecleese: Problem is Rachel Maddow still making 25 million dollars a year dude.
• 1:22:43
  Brian McFadden: He is like so overpaid for one show a week.
• 1:22:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, no shit, though.
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong. She's probably working every day of the week to get that show together.
• 1:22:53
  El Guapo: Go, go, go, go.
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: I doubt it. She likes the dudes.
• 1:22:58
  El Guapo: Probably just upfront, probably just upfront.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: She likes the meat flaps. She doesn't eat meat popsicles. I don't think. Yeah.
• 1:23:05
  El Guapo: I think it's just a front. Probably she's just a raging, fucking.
• 1:23:08
  Testecleese: Honestly, I think my personal opinion goals.
• 1:23:12
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: I think Rachel Maddows actually Michael Knowles, just playing both sides of the coin.
• 1:23:17
  El Guapo: That's why you only do once a week.
• 1:23:21
  Testecleese: You never see him at the same place at the same time? Do you.
• 1:23:23
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. See that.
• 1:23:27
  Testecleese: We're gonna have to get a picture of Michael knows. Next to Rachel Maddow that might.
• 1:23:30
  El Guapo: I think there is a meme for that already.
• 1:23:31
  El Guapo: That probably is, if they look the same.
• 1:23:34
  Testecleese: Same haircut, and everything.
• 1:23:36
  El Guapo: Let me see if I can find it.
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: but yeah, she's good. Don't like, I said. She's probably working all week to get the show together, but her show is no better organized than ours.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: She just has.
• 1:23:48
  El Guapo: Tell him what like all the lies you're gonna tell.
• 1:23:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, she's also got a staff of probably 50 people on that one show, too.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: We are exactly. She's got a whole bunch of people putting all together all this stuff when it's
• 1:24:01
  Testecleese: us doing this on our in our spare time
• 1:24:04
  Testecleese: waiting for the weekend to come up.
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: and the economy is so fucking bad. Dude.
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: Yup, that's it!
• 1:24:12
  Testecleese: Broke into a trunk of a car, right, you know. Steal whatever you could find.
• 1:24:16
  Brian McFadden: Portland.
• 1:24:17
  Testecleese: 21 year Old's prosthetic leg.
• 1:24:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: What are you going to do with? Okay, it's worth 8,500 bucks. What are you going to do with it?
• 1:24:26
  Brian McFadden: Only if the kind of somebody else that needs a prosthetic leg, you know, I mean.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: Don't fit to the person.
• 1:24:32
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. It's not worth $80,000 to anybody but the guy. It belonged to.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, and.
• 1:24:40
  Brian McFadden: And there cannot be a black market for prosthetic legs.
• 1:24:46
  Testecleese: I mean there could be, but I doubt it's
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: thriving. His well gear was stolen out of his vehicle.
• 1:24:55
  Brian McFadden: That's worth more than his prosthetic leg.
• 1:24:58
  Testecleese: That's what I said, because he raised more than enough money to pay for the leg on Gofundme. But he's talking about his weld tools like shit dude if he had his own arc, welder Hood
• 1:25:08
  Testecleese: all of his own gear.
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: We're talking more money, possibly depending on what kind of work he was doing than the leg was than the leg cost.
• 1:25:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:17
  Testecleese: What? What kind of piece of shit steals a prosthetic leg.
• 1:25:22
  Testecleese: even if you're gonna steal the weld gear, leave the fucking dude's leg behind for anyone wondering why he had his leg in his car. When he's in a restaurant he has one that he would walk around on, and then he had one for so he could run.
• 1:25:35
  Testecleese: This is one of like the
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: he could run and like, do athletics. You know what I mean.
• 1:25:41
  Testecleese: And he beat cancer.
• 1:25:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's how he lost his leg.
• 1:25:47
  El Guapo: God damn!
• 1:25:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:25:50
  Testecleese: So anyone who's interested in possibly helping this guy out you could find him on Gofundme.
• 1:25:56
  Testecleese: Just look in look up.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: you know prosthetic leg, or something like that. It's a spelt with a TH.
• 1:26:04
  El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on! This guy. Live in Seattle, Washington.
• 1:26:07
  Brian McFadden: Berlin.
• 1:26:08
  El Guapo: Or no fuck that shit!
• 1:26:10
  El Guapo: Why, they could steal the next one.
• 1:26:16
  Testecleese: Maybe he'll keep it under a better lock and key, and not just.
• 1:26:18
  El Guapo: How about he move out of there and stop boarding the way? The fucking, you know.
• 1:26:23
  Testecleese: I agree with you in general, but it's not.
• 1:26:27
  El Guapo: I mean.
• 1:26:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, these are just pack up and move.
• 1:26:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, if you don't want to get fucking treated like that, pack up. If you don't want to be in a taxi relationship. Don't get anyone or move out, you know.
• 1:26:40
  El Guapo: I'll send you the picture.
• 1:26:41
  Testecleese: Doesn't mean everyone can.
• 1:26:43
  El Guapo: I'll send you a picture.
• 1:26:45
  Testecleese: Well, my brother-in-law wants to move to West Virginia.
• 1:26:49
  Testecleese: But he's got well. He adopted one kid from his 1st wife.
• 1:26:54
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:26:54
  Testecleese: And then she just took off and abandoned her own kid
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: with another woman. So he's got 2 kids from 2 different women that he has split custody with. He can't just leave Florida.
• 1:27:07
  El Guapo: Florida's not bad. What part of Florida.
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: The Orlando area.
• 1:27:14
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, yeah. Still coming up. Not bad. Central. Central. Yeah. Hurricane. Wise is not bad.
• 1:27:21
  El Guapo: No, they survived the hurricane pretty well. Actually, this last one that came through.
• 1:27:27
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:27:28
  Testecleese: Good Jesus Christ! My phone's blown up. O'brien's messaging me.
• 1:27:32
  El Guapo: No, that was me. The picture you were asking.
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: Oh, there's the yeah, that's oh, my God, they they are the same person, aren't they?
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: You see it, Brian, don't you.
• 1:27:44
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I do.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: Are you familiar with Michael Knowles.
• 1:27:47
  Brian McFadden: No, I've never heard of them.
• 1:27:49
  Testecleese: He's daily Wire, you know. Daily Wire. Yeah. Okay, yeah. He's 1 of the big.
• 1:27:54
  Brian McFadden: Ben Shapiro right.
• 1:27:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. Ben.
• 1:27:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: Row, and Jeremy Boring.
• 1:27:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: Brett, Brett, Cooper.
• 1:28:00
  Brian McFadden: As a woman.
• 1:28:02
  Testecleese: Yes, right?
• 1:28:03
  Brian McFadden: And they had that other, that basketball show movie.
• 1:28:07
  Testecleese: Oh, lady Ballers!
• 1:28:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: They also did. Am I racist? And what is a woman.
• 1:28:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:14
  Testecleese: I'm sure you've heard what is a woman many times right.
• 1:28:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:28:17
  Testecleese: That was oh, I can't think of the guy's name.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:28:23
  Testecleese: Hilarious white guys, young, dude, beautiful beard!
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: He's got a show over there, too. The wife has actually subscribed to him right now. Daily Wire, because she wanted to see am I racist? Because she thought it was going to be funny which it was. They got Robin Diangelo to pay reparations to his stage hand
• 1:28:42
  Testecleese: like she reached into her pocket and paid him 20. I only have 20 bucks, and they're like.
• 1:28:47
  Brian McFadden: Very good.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: I can't believe I can't believe she just did that.
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: Oh, anyway, an Msnbc host has come out and said that she called Trump directly and speak to him.
• 1:29:03
  Testecleese: but she'll try to get in touch with Biden. She has to go through 50 different people.
• 1:29:08
  Brian McFadden: I believe that.
• 1:29:09
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:29:11
  Testecleese: Oh, Joe's a fucking!
• 1:29:13
  Testecleese: I've said it before. We use the same term. He's like fucking Zucchini.
• 1:29:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Brian McFadden: And these stories, we knew were going to start coming out too.
• 1:29:26
  Testecleese: You know. As soon as he decided he wasn't going to continue the campaign for reelection.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: his officials noticed right away, as soon as he took office that he didn't have any stamina. He couldn't stay awake, basically taking naps with a blanket on his legs. The 1st few months he was in office.
• 1:29:44
  El Guapo: Hey? You know what I was thinking. You know how Joe Biden right now is like going store
• 1:29:49
  El Guapo: scorched earth like fucking with the Democrats, are like, Hey.
• 1:29:54
  Testecleese: Congrats.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: Wrecking the Democrats.
• 1:29:56
  El Guapo: Yeah. How about the hero? Pardon? No? Then do.
• 1:30:01
  El Guapo: That'll be like,
• 1:30:03
  Testecleese: Pardon, who.
• 1:30:04
  El Guapo: No, he don't pardon none of them.
• 1:30:06
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:30:07
  El Guapo: Hey!
• 1:30:07
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:30:08
  El Guapo: And he's like, you know what fuck you trump is. Gonna investigate, you fuckers.
• 1:30:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're all going to prison assholes.
• 1:30:14
  El Guapo: That would be the ultimate fucking. I just thought about it, too.
• 1:30:19
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee. If Biden does preemptive pardons.
• 1:30:23
  Brian McFadden: trump will do the same thing when he leaves office.
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: No, but I said no, but I said like forever.
• 1:30:29
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I said, because you know, he's telling like, Oh, no, nobody should. Fucking trade no more in Congress.
• 1:30:37
  El Guapo: a stock trade. And I was like, you know what? I'm not going to put another of you guys fucking trump is going to investigate you fucking, prosecute you
• 1:30:44
  El Guapo: because you kicked me out of fucking office.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: Oh, they definitely kicked him out of office. I don't.
• 1:30:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, about her, about it. Dude.
• 1:30:52
  Brian McFadden: Course he is.
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: And so I was in jail.
• 1:30:55
  Brian McFadden: Are they?
• 1:30:56
  Brian McFadden: Jill's more hurt than he is.
• 1:30:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, because you know.
• 1:30:58
  Brian McFadden: She's losing all her power as President of the United States.
• 1:31:01
  Testecleese: Exactly, and Maureen Callahan even said the same thing. That Trump Biden was never the president.
• 1:31:07
  El Guapo: And what he started to launch an investigation. Everybody just don't pardon him. Just leave
• 1:31:15
  El Guapo: in the best of the Asia.
• 1:31:16
  Testecleese: Mind about the Dems, though, is like they said. Biden is sharpest attack, you know. He's, you know, great President, or whatever as is
• 1:31:25
  Testecleese: approval goes down and down now and then, all of a sudden he doesn't debate, and everyone's like what the fuck they couldn't hide it anymore. And all of a sudden. Everyone who hated Kamala Harris all of a sudden is on board and loves her. It's like you guys just have no idea what you're talking about. You don't give a fuck. You just
• 1:31:41
  Testecleese: you're part of this fucking cult, mind virus, you know.
• 1:31:48
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're saying that Jill Biden was basically running the country.
• 1:31:56
  Testecleese: Which didn't she go to some international summit and like, speak with China on behalf of the United States without the President.
• 1:32:04
  Brian McFadden: Sure she did.
• 1:32:07
  Testecleese: Love of God.
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: And now, as it's coming out, that Biden was never President of States, the Liberals coming out saying that.
• 1:32:15
  Brian McFadden: Whoopee! Whoopee! Whoopie!
• 1:32:18
  Testecleese: What about Whoopi?
• 1:32:19
  Brian McFadden: She's the one who said this.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: A lot of people have said this, that Elon Musk is actually going to be the President.
• 1:32:25
  Testecleese: He's our co-president, and.
• 1:32:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, or the Vice President, because Jd. Vance hasn't been heard from or seen since the election.
• 1:32:34
  Testecleese: I don't believe that I've definitely seen him do stuff since then.
• 1:32:40
  Testecleese: It's just I don't know. Man like.
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: how is Elon Musk? Putting out his opinion on Twitter.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: Technically any different than me doing the same thing.
• 1:32:54
  Testecleese: And because the President's listening to the to be President is listening to the people.
• 1:33:00
  Testecleese: That means he's not in charge like we're not. We didn't hire a fucking dictator. Is that the problem is that we don't have a dictator. We don't have an actual fascist government.
• 1:33:11
  Testecleese: By the way, I don't think half these people are saying fascism and fascist.
• 1:33:15
  Brian McFadden: They don't understand it. We've had this.
• 1:33:17
  Brian McFadden: We've talked about the definition of fascist numerous times on the show.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: It's like they don't know what a Nazi is, either.
• 1:33:28
  Testecleese: Did not see that coming.
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: I got a relieve myself, Brian.
• 1:33:36
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: Please tell me all about what's up with the wall that Kamala Harris herself said she was going to build.
• 1:33:44
  Brian McFadden: Right. She did. But she's not President coming up so she's not building it, and the Biden Administration is just
• 1:33:52
  Brian McFadden: doing everything slow down progress when Trump gets back in office. So they're selling off
• 1:34:01
  Brian McFadden: auctioned off wall parts, so that
• 1:34:05
  Brian McFadden: if Trump wants to rebuild the wall and continue building the wall. He's going to have to buy all new parts for the wall.
• 1:34:13
  Brian McFadden: and Texas has said most of the stuff they're selling is junk at this point, but if they come across anything worth anything, they're going to buy it themselves and then donate it to the Administration. Once Trump is back in office.
• 1:34:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's stupid dude. They just.
• 1:34:34
  El Guapo: It is what it is.
• 1:34:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, and then Trump Biden just negotiated this.
• 1:34:39
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:34:40
  El Guapo: deal with the the Civil Service Union, where they continue to work from home and do remote work and trump. Says he's going to.
• 1:34:49
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna fight back at that with that and try to, you know.
• 1:34:54
  Brian McFadden: Get them to show up in the office more because there's the Federal Government's wasting so much money on office space right now.
• 1:35:02
  Brian McFadden: because everybody's working from home.
• 1:35:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's fire. And all of that.
• 1:35:06
  Brian McFadden: And productivity is not, I mean, is good. When people work from home, either you know.
• 1:35:15
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:35:15
  Brian McFadden: My guy when I was stationed in the Pentagon.
• 1:35:19
  Brian McFadden: We would do 4, 10 h days, and then we get every other Friday off.
• 1:35:25
  El Guapo: That's not bad. Yeah.
• 1:35:27
  Brian McFadden: But we weren't like truly working from home, or anything like that.
• 1:35:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:35:31
  Brian McFadden: And this was in the.
• 1:35:33
  El Guapo: Early, not late, 19 nineties. So no.
• 1:35:36
  Brian McFadden: But we're doing that to avoid DC traffic. So.
• 1:35:41
  El Guapo: See? See, I don't mind working 4, 12 or 4 tens longest shit get done, you know.
• 1:35:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:48
  El Guapo: That's a 40 h week, you know, and.
• 1:35:50
  Brian McFadden: Apparently there's a crowdfund going around to pay for Trump's next assassination.
• 1:35:57
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:35:58
  Testecleese: So, yeah, that's a giant scam.
• 1:36:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, probably.
• 1:36:03
  Testecleese: Just like, I think this blue sky thing is actually going to be a watch list for Wackadoo Nut jobs.
• 1:36:09
  Brian McFadden: So yeah, we should set up a blue sky account for the show.
• 1:36:13
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:36:13
  Testecleese: You probably should just see how quickly we get kicked off a blue sky.
• 1:36:20
  Testecleese: But yeah.
• 1:36:21
  Testecleese: I got a feeling. This assassination thing is a scam. He's trying to get people to put money in this account, and he's just gonna.
• 1:36:26
  El Guapo: Gonna donate it to his fucking library.
• 1:36:30
  Testecleese: Not even that. I think it's just some guy who's gonna get $30,000 because he's like I need it for materials and travel. And whatever.
• 1:36:36
  Brian McFadden: And he's never he's gonna spend it on in life.
• 1:36:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:38
  Brian McFadden: Not on the actual assassination.
• 1:36:41
  El Guapo: Then they're gonna cry like somebody stole my money for my assassination for trump.
• 1:36:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's never gonna happen.
• 1:36:47
  Testecleese: The police. That's like calling the police and saying, Well, okay, in the nineties. I called the cops, saying, someone stole my pot. Yeah.
• 1:36:55
  Testecleese: Someone stole my cocaine. What you gonna do something about this.
• 1:36:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:00
  Brian McFadden: We're coming to arrest you.
• 1:37:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. Do you still have any? Because we'll come and get you alright.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: I guess we're moving on to war. Huh?
• 1:37:10
  El Guapo: War.
• 1:37:12
  Testecleese: Good God! Y'all, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
• 1:37:19
  Testecleese: Ukraine is saying. They killed a senior Russian general, Igor Krilov
• 1:37:24
  Testecleese: in a scooter bombing in Moscow.
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: A computer bombing sounds in a capital city sounds like terrorism to me.
• 1:37:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:37
  Testecleese: And they've blown up. What 2 gas depots in the last week, or something like that last month?
• 1:37:46
  Testecleese: I thought this.
• 1:37:47
  Brian McFadden: And I did. We talk about the how the North Korean troops really ain't that good because they're shooting the Russians more than they're shooting the Ukrainians.
• 1:37:55
  Testecleese: That was pretty funny. We we brought that up a little while ago. Yeah.
• 1:37:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: I don't know what's going to happen with Russia and Ukraine, but.
• 1:38:05
  Brian McFadden: Ceasefire.
• 1:38:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, it looks like
• 1:38:10
  Testecleese: Putin is at least saying that he's willing to talk with Trump about some kind of
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: ceasefire, or even like peace agreement.
• 1:38:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:38:20
  Testecleese: Don't know how that's going to end up. I got a feeling it's gonna make a lot of people pissed off and hate trump because he's probably gonna say, just give him the hunk of land, give him to their own navy base.
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: But I don't know. Obviously.
• 1:38:34
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:38:34
  Brian McFadden: Biden can only ship off some more money to Ukraine before January 20.th So.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, he's making every effort he can. Right?
• 1:38:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he is.
• 1:38:44
  El Guapo: I think it's a money laundering, though.
• 1:38:47
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, he gives it to Ukraine. Ukraine gives it to his son. His son gives it back to him.
• 1:38:52
  El Guapo: Yeah. Kick back. Yeah.
• 1:38:54
  Testecleese: I mean, that was what was happening under Obama, wasn't it?
• 1:38:57
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Yep.
• 1:38:59
  Testecleese: You're selling access.
• 1:39:02
  Testecleese: Then they impeach trump over it, and it's like what
• 1:39:05
  Testecleese: you committed an obvious crime here, and you go to impeach that guy for saying, Hey, what's going on right.
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: At the same time the Pentagon has realized they have.
• 1:39:15
  Brian McFadden: Finally admitted it.
• 1:39:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, twice as many troops in Syria as they had initially said.
• 1:39:20
  Testecleese: and apparently the White House knew nothing about this.
• 1:39:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, right.
• 1:39:25
  El Guapo: They probably told him, but they forgot.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: Well, they were rotating troops that come in and go out. I was like, that's what happens every time with all of them.
• 1:39:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:35
  Testecleese: Like. Has anyone ever joined the service? You go on like deployments and tours right.
• 1:39:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:39:42
  Testecleese: How long have we had soldiers in Germany since World War? 2. Yeah. Are you telling me these guys are 115 years old
• 1:39:53
  Testecleese: of God.
• 1:39:55
  Brian McFadden: They think the American people are idiots.
• 1:39:58
  Testecleese: They are, though the average American. Okay, think of how stupid the average person is, right.
• 1:40:03
  Testecleese: and now realize half of them are dumber than that.
• 1:40:09
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: George Carlin joke. By the way.
• 1:40:15
  Testecleese: And Guapo. I did not know what you meant by that meme. That video meme of Malcolm in the middle you shared to me was until I read this article.
• 1:40:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:24
  Testecleese: Apparently we shot down our own. Was it F-sixteen.
• 1:40:29
  El Guapo: A horny, a horny.
• 1:40:31
  Testecleese: Team, hornet, super hornet.
• 1:40:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep. A Cg. Shot him down with their aegis guided missile system.
• 1:40:42
  El Guapo: I may.
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: It's worth.
• 1:40:44
  El Guapo: Dude, crazy story. I know somebody.
• 1:40:47
  Brian McFadden: 3rd group.
• 1:40:48
  El Guapo: And that's true.
• 1:40:49
  El Guapo: And a fire control man.
• 1:40:52
  Testecleese: Oh Jesus!
• 1:40:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:54
  Brian McFadden: Was their rank. They may have gotten busted down by now.
• 1:40:56
  El Guapo: I don't know. Yeah, there's too close to me in.
• 1:41:00
  Testecleese: It's this.
• 1:41:00
  El Guapo: Probably you probably know you. You kind of kind of know him, Brian, you know, in a way.
• 1:41:07
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: The skipper's fault. The skipper had to sign off on shooting it.
• 1:41:10
  El Guapo: All could be the fucking.
• 1:41:12
  Brian McFadden: There's gonna be so many heads roll, and it's not even funny.
• 1:41:16
  El Guapo: Yeah. The investigation? Probably.
• 1:41:17
  Brian McFadden: The CEO is gonna be relieved.
• 1:41:19
  El Guapo: Listen.
• 1:41:20
  Brian McFadden: See.
• 1:41:20
  El Guapo: Listen. How about? What if it was the.
• 1:41:22
  Brian McFadden: Cic officer's gone.
• 1:41:25
  El Guapo: How about? What if it was? The pilot didn't turn on the fucking? Iff.
• 1:41:29
  Brian McFadden: It's gotta be on all the time.
• 1:41:31
  Testecleese: I don't care if we did it on.
• 1:41:32
  Brian McFadden: Don't even need it, because the the Navy ships have a special system
• 1:41:39
  Brian McFadden: tied into the Us. Navy planes.
• 1:41:43
  Testecleese: I don't care if these were enemy aircraft. We don't fire upon these guys.
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: Well, unless we're actually at war.
• 1:41:52
  El Guapo: Well, they got close to the the ship. I think that's why they shut it down.
• 1:41:56
  Testecleese: Owed.
• 1:41:57
  Testecleese: We had houthi ships trying to sink American vessels, and we shot down the missiles and didn't sink the ships.
• 1:42:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:42:05
  El Guapo: Probably the CEO is like I'm not taking. I'm not taking my chances with this fucking care. A plane coming at me. Fuck it, shut it down, you know.
• 1:42:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, you know what we
• 1:42:15
  Brian McFadden: job now. But you know, the problem is that's gonna be his worst punishment. He's gonna be forced to retire as an Oh, 6, or maybe No. 5.
• 1:42:25
  El Guapo: We don't know, man, we don't know what happened. We probably gonna find out about this.
• 1:42:28
  Brian McFadden: We'll never find out.
• 1:42:30
  El Guapo: I could probably find out.
• 1:42:32
  Brian McFadden: Here soon. You're gonna see in the Navy Times, where it says, I know Officer was relieved for
• 1:42:41
  Brian McFadden: lack of confidence.
• 1:42:43
  El Guapo: Confidence. Yeah.
• 1:42:44
  Brian McFadden: The same line they always use.
• 1:42:46
  El Guapo: But I hey! I got connections in the ship so.
• 1:42:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:42:50
  El Guapo: We'll see.
• 1:42:51
  Testecleese: So you might know what happened.
• 1:42:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:53
  Testecleese: With rumors. No like first.st
• 1:42:56
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:42:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, but still room, because they don't know what the actual decision and what it's gonna be. This person lost the job. That person lost their job.
• 1:43:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, people are losing their jobs.
• 1:43:07
  Brian McFadden: but only enlisted, will get busted down in rank.
• 1:43:13
  Testecleese: Let's be honest here. The enlisted guy who pushed the button was given.
• 1:43:17
  El Guapo: Follow orders.
• 1:43:18
  Brian McFadden: I understand that I'm just telling you how we all know how the system works in the Navy. We've all been there.
• 1:43:24
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he's going to get busted down. He's gonna get 45 45.
• 1:43:28
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't even his fault.
• 1:43:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, and he's
• 1:43:31
  Testecleese: oh, anyway, here comes an aircraft. I was told to shoot it out of the sky, and you know it's good to know that our modern weapon system can take down a 40 year old aircraft.
• 1:43:45
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, do you know what we're going to replace it with
• 1:43:49
  Testecleese: something that cost a hundred 1 billion dollars.
• 1:43:54
  Testecleese: What are 35 f-thirty 5 fleet? What 30% of them are operational at any time?
• 1:44:00
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:44:01
  Testecleese: The rest of them don't work.
• 1:44:03
  Brian McFadden: Think we're buying any more of those.
• 1:44:05
  El Guapo: F. 22.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: Sure what I know. We dropped the 22. I don't know what the 35.
• 1:44:09
  El Guapo: Oh, the 35 is a new yeah.
• 1:44:12
  Testecleese: 22 is aircraft.
• 1:44:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:44:14
  Testecleese: The Air Force.
• 1:44:18
  Testecleese: I don't know you give a shit about any of the stuff than the leftover stuff, Brian.
• 1:44:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, we got a local thing here where
• 1:44:25
  Brian McFadden: former Nfl. Star, Michael Vick is going to coach at Norfolk State University.
• 1:44:32
  Brian McFadden: This will be his 1st head coaching job ever.
• 1:44:35
  Testecleese: My dog hates Michael Vick.
• 1:44:38
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: Anyone doesn't understand what that means is, go ahead and look that Michael Vick up, and you'll find out.
• 1:44:45
  Testecleese: and I will say, though, that some, a flat Earther group went to the Antarctic
• 1:44:50
  Testecleese: to prove that the earth is actually flat, because, you know, the sun's not going to be up for like 30 h.
• 1:44:57
  Testecleese: They at least admitted that the earth is probably round.
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: instead of trying to come up with some goofy. I don't understand what's going on.
• 1:45:05
  Testecleese: So you know.
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: Good on them, I guess, for at least finally seeing it for themselves and understanding what's happening. You know
• 1:45:14
  Testecleese: I have a flat Earther friend. He's a he was a marine.
• 1:45:19
  Brian McFadden: Did he ever deploy.
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: He did.
• 1:45:22
  Brian McFadden: How did he get there without?
• 1:45:25
  Brian McFadden: They think it's just we're not rotating around the sun. We're just like, you know, one big flat planet.
• 1:45:32
  Testecleese: He thinks it's a flat planet. The sun moves back and forth in a certain pattern for the white here, and I was like dude. I've sailed around the planet. I've gone West until you can't, until I came back to where I started.
• 1:45:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:45:44
  Testecleese: There's ways to do that. I was like, yeah, not if you have a fucking compass, though it's easy.
• 1:45:50
  Testecleese: Thanks, Jimmy.
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, the flat earth is making me laugh, but at the same time it's like, I can't believe people actually believe this, and it's not all just a giant gag, you know.
• 1:46:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: So I think that's our show. Brian. What do you.
• 1:46:06
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:46:08
  Testecleese: Alright! Well.
• 1:46:08
  El Guapo: Go ahead!
• 1:46:09
  Testecleese: Made it this far into the show.
• 1:46:11
  Testecleese: Consider tossing a buck or 2 our way.
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: Even better share this show out to anyone that you think might be interested to listen.
• 1:46:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:46:20
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: you know, sharing. That's a better way to get the word out, anyway, than throwing some money our way.
• 1:46:26
  El Guapo: Fuses, later.