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OUTRO: Dog Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: on get A Films, Hello.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what came up today for me. Funnily enough,
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  Speaker 2: it was our Breakfast shell when we did the Breakfast
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  Speaker 2: Show again and you were harrendously hang over.
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  Speaker 3: It was this time last year, wasn't it, after the
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  Speaker 3: Radio Awards.
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  Speaker 4: And you and then you piped up and.
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  Speaker 3: It was funny and they just cried laughing.
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  Speaker 4: What was that?
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  Speaker 3: Was that face? What you get the memories?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Do you get the memories on the face on the Insta?
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  Speaker 2: I get I actually with the old Facebook ones, getting
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  Speaker 2: undated with memories of my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, your dog's dead.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's kind of sad.
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  Speaker 2: I get all these videos of her, like frolicking on
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  Speaker 2: the beach when she was alive, when she was alive
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  Speaker 2: and happy and full of joy devises.
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  Speaker 3: I get that on just on my computer there with
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  Speaker 3: photo memories.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: There was one the other day which was my daughter
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  Speaker 3: hagging our dog Tinker for a while a while over
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  Speaker 3: on way Hicky Islanders, said, but isn't it good that
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  Speaker 3: they've got the chance to live? Jason true Man, you know.
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  Speaker 5: We're talking about this of my parents over the weekend
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  Speaker 5: because we've got my dog family dog Ava, really old,
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  Speaker 5: literally just stands sort of in the middle of the
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  Speaker 5: still alive, still a live, blind, deaf, really dark and
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  Speaker 5: takes ages to sit down and just sort of like
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  Speaker 5: I can relate when the Warriors game was on because
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  Speaker 5: she's allowed to sleep on this like mattress thing by
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  Speaker 5: the front door. She's not an indoor dog, she's a
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  Speaker 5: farm dog. And she's sitting over there. You know, she's
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  Speaker 5: blind and deaf.
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  Speaker 4: Put it to work.
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  Speaker 5: And then we're like, I'm yelling at the Warriors, and
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  Speaker 5: she just stands up, walking like off in mattress into
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  Speaker 5: the middle of the sort of joint living area and
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  Speaker 5: just goes. I think that I'm like, yeah, you heard something.
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  Speaker 5: The Warriors are one and if.
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  Speaker 4: You were an attacker, you'd all be fucked.
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  Speaker 3: There was once upon a time she was a good
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  Speaker 3: guard dog, should bark whenever a car up the drive.
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  Speaker 2: Was a shaker like that. Anything would set her off?
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  Speaker 2: Was it she was deaf as well?
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't she tinker? She was in the end she did there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean before she died.
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  Speaker 3: But the problem is your dog. The problem with your
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  Speaker 3: dog is a problem. She is dead. She is dead now,
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  Speaker 3: because that was what I was gonna say. Is the
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  Speaker 3: reason that bark is because you had a Border Collie?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, she is a fan dog.
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  Speaker 5: They just got cooped up all day.
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  Speaker 2: She did get she did get run a lot. That
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  Speaker 2: was a good things. Well, I'd take it down to
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  Speaker 2: the beach.
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  Speaker 3: And take it down to the deer and get some dart.
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  Speaker 3: Today's the day, today's first day. Is it on there? Great?
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  Speaker 3: Is it dark chat? Dut chat?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not on there, but we will we will
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  Speaker 5: huge um first out of the bit.
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  Speaker 2: But like you know, even still to this day, when
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  Speaker 2: my wife and I go to the family bat yeers,
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  Speaker 2: we always think of rude because we'll be walking on
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  Speaker 2: the beach and she essed to just run ahead and
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  Speaker 2: be filled with joy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about getting a dog, say thinking about it?
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  Speaker 3: I mean thinking about it the whole Lucky Big Show
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  Speaker 3: week days from four on Radio Hurarchy. Remember they Big
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  Speaker 3: Show podcast and have not said a word in my house.
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  Speaker 3: There's a few even say anything close. That's how we
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  Speaker 3: get it up with this cat. Yes, you the cat.
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  Speaker 3: I love the cat. But the cat I'm putting downstairs
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  Speaker 3: and the laundry every night. I thought she's putting down No,
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  Speaker 3: not yet, just because it makes a wakes me up
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  Speaker 3: a million times a night. But just for my daughter.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's important for you to have a dog
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  Speaker 3: when you're a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's there's some really nice qualities about it.
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  Speaker 2: But we're done with our dog days. But you're right, well,
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  Speaker 2: because you're not dead, you cannot afford to bring it
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  Speaker 2: up unless you're going to get a dog because you'll
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  Speaker 2: never hear the last.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, and I would go. But I would also
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  Speaker 3: not get a dog like the dog that you had. No,
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  Speaker 3: that made it that was that's a tough dog to
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  Speaker 3: own in the city. I get probably end up. You know.
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  Speaker 3: What I'd love is to get a staffy. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I love a staffy with kids. Friendly bards. No, they're
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  Speaker 3: not the most beautiful natured dogs. They can fuck you up, yes,
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  Speaker 3: because they're little nuggets of muscle, but their nature is unreal.
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  Speaker 2: They're beautiful, but again that's on the owners A lot
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  Speaker 2: of the time.
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  Speaker 3: The worst dogs, those little fucking nippy bass.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one of the residents in our apartments,
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  Speaker 2: she's got a little French bulldog.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty cute French.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it goes bull Bodie Jay that was the
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  Speaker 2: jizz Pellace.
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  Speaker 3: Lip Palace dies.
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  Speaker 4: And it's quite a cute dog.
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  Speaker 2: But the owners, you know, getting on in years and
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  Speaker 2: basically gets I watch you walking the dog every day
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  Speaker 2: and it's getting sheese, getting laid around, and it's.
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  Speaker 4: Only a little bugger. It's not a big dog. But
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  Speaker 4: they're quite cute. The old French ball.
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  Speaker 3: A happy line. They're doing jack ship. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: one with breathing issues. It dribbles everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently friends about had one and they spend like fifteen
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  Speaker 5: grand on it just for it to just be able
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  Speaker 5: to sit there and not die.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, if you want a dog that does fuck all
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  Speaker 2: the old greyhound.
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  Speaker 3: I hate greyhounds.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a fan of the myself.
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  Speaker 3: The ugliest grettist dogs on the face of the earth.
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  Speaker 4: I feel the same way.
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  Speaker 3: It's not even close about whippets, and I feel because
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  Speaker 3: not as big, no, but it goes. It's in that
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  Speaker 3: it's in the ballpark.
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  Speaker 4: And I feel the same way about poodles.
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  Speaker 3: And people from a certain countries.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot abide poodles, and particularly the big poodles.
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  Speaker 3: I hate poodles and it don't even get sat on
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  Speaker 3: labra duds. I hate the big poodles and even the
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  Speaker 3: little ones because they've often got shit all over their walls.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, but the reason labor doodles, I could be wrong,
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  Speaker 5: But the reason labradoodles are good is because the mixture
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  Speaker 5: of the type of food doesn't melt as much or something.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's right, but that I just don't. I just
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  Speaker 3: think they've got They've got nothing. Man, the look at them,
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  Speaker 3: and they're thick as ship. They're a friendly dog. I
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  Speaker 3: think a made of mine has got his. Missus has
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  Speaker 3: got one, and I think it's a libradoodle. It's pretty funny,
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  Speaker 3: you know, just nothing going on between the years we.
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  Speaker 2: Used to tell you about and her racism because.
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  Speaker 3: She they say it's a learner to behavior.
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  Speaker 2: She would, without a word of a lie, see poodles
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  Speaker 2: or a labor doodle and go ape shit other dog.
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  Speaker 4: She couldn't care less poodles. She hated them. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 4: would just go berserk at them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to hold back the joke here you walking past?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm so racist.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I wouldn't mind getting like somewhere between a little
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  Speaker 5: dog like a Schnauzer. Oh yeah, somewhere between a Schnauzer
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  Speaker 5: and a huntway or a board a colleague, somewhere in
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  Speaker 5: the middle there.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen them before.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a perfect sized dog, not tiny, the yappy thing,
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  Speaker 5: but not a huge bastard.
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  Speaker 3: I want one of those. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, especially with the family and stuff growing keys here,
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  Speaker 2: now's the time to be getting a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Well, because once the kid arrives, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, you're basically homebound for the rest of the next
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  Speaker 2: twenty years.
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  Speaker 3: When you get the dog first and then have the
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  Speaker 3: this is the thing you see, Well you could. I
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  Speaker 3: think you get the kid fist, then you bring a
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  Speaker 3: dog in so that your kid is always as a
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  Speaker 3: head is already ruling the roost. Yes, but you've gotta
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  Speaker 3: be careful. Even though you think, oh, my dog's sweet,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, well sweet until it's not. Do you really
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  Speaker 3: want to run the risk? Yeah a bubby Yeah probably
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  Speaker 3: not not even my shoes.
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  Speaker 5: My message the other day was like, are they still
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  Speaker 5: making jokes about us being pretty. I'm oh nah nah,
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  Speaker 5: and she's that.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't listened to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean my wife is getting very cocky keysy,
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  Speaker 2: so you better get on with it.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Well that's up to you to get one. Why
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  Speaker 3: are you telling me to get it on with your wife?
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  Speaker 2: This old rams out to pass my god with my
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  Speaker 2: huge bullets.
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  Speaker 3: So you could if you wanted to still father a child.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon that you could just lodge a load
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  Speaker 3: if your head.
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  Speaker 6: I'm picturing like an ice breaks breaks off questions and
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  Speaker 6: to the ocean.
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  Speaker 4: This this just wave of sea. Yes, I do, keisy,
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  Speaker 4: I think I could still father a child.
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  Speaker 3: That's good?
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  Speaker 4: What are you suggesting?
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  Speaker 3: And my wife was like, yeah, I'd love a hoiity
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  Speaker 3: j running around. People are having them old man totally.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah no fuck well you had yours quite old,
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't you say?
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  Speaker 3: I would? But older than me even even like and
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  Speaker 3: now sort of a thing is what I'm thinking. But
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  Speaker 3: you know, because you see babies in there, and I
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  Speaker 3: already know that you're getting tricked, you know, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: very aware of that and how cute they are and
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  Speaker 3: all that sort of stuff and I just remember, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because a few nights ago my daughter got up a
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  Speaker 3: few times in the night. Yeah, that's right, and it
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  Speaker 3: just took me back.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: It's like I fucking hated it so much. Too old,
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  Speaker 3: too old now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're probably at the perfect age at the moment, kezy.
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  Speaker 3: Probably getting on of it.
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  Speaker 4: To be honest, I'd be getting on to pass around.
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  Speaker 3: Too much, that's for sure. Oh, you're not supposed to.
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  Speaker 3: Is getting real weird. You're going to get that weird
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  Speaker 3: to form jizz. Who knows what You're going to end up.
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  Speaker 5: With little bends in it and stuff. It's okay with
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  Speaker 5: the jizz. Hey, listen to the Big Show for seven