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Celeste Barber _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _499(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Today's episode was filmed when I was down in the Australia.
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  Speaker 1: And she's probably one of the biggest comedians in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: She's well known for her viral clips online. She's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Her Netflix show, Well Mania. And she's currently touring the U.S.
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  Speaker 1: right now. Today's guest is Celeste Barber.
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  Speaker 2: 11 minutes ago, my Australia, New Zealand tour went on sale.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just being a little bit obnoxious for 30 seconds.
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  Speaker 1: You want to check the stats?
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  Speaker 3: To make sure, no, that it has uploaded because Instagram
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  Speaker 3: has become really needy. I don't know if you've noticed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When you post, you've got to keep the app open
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  Speaker 3: for it to upload.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just post and then walk away, Renee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it does its thing. It's like, it's needy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's make sure that it's up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to sit there with a video of
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  Speaker 3: myself playing while I sit with you and talk about myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's kind of the world we're in. It's like
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  Speaker 1: you will see somebody editing a photo of themselves and
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  Speaker 1: writing in their diary at the same time, you know? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's really bizarre.
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  Speaker 3: I always say that to people when they're about like
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  Speaker 3: press and stuff. They're like, oh, you know, the press
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  Speaker 3: are running shit on me. They're running shit on me.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I haven't seen it. You're in a
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  Speaker 3: fucking vortex of yourself, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, oh, no, it's everywhere. And I'm like, turn
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  Speaker 3: Google Alerts off on yourself. Turn them off. You don't
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  Speaker 3: need to get Google alerts about yourself every fucking 10 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You pull this in? Do you care if we start
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  Speaker 1: or no?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't care at all. Sorry, I'm being rude.
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  Speaker 3: I also have been in a hotel for four nights,
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  Speaker 3: which buckles my voice, so I sound like a prepubescent teenager.
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  Speaker 1: Why? Do you think the air in there is bad
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  Speaker 1: or something?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The rooms are so expensive, maybe they put cheap air
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  Speaker 1: in the room?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, and just I need natural air. But when,
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  Speaker 3: you know, hotels are fancy, they don't.
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  Speaker 1: Well, some of them are so expensive, dude. I've been
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  Speaker 1: in one's. Where it's like, it's so, you're like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even going to sleep. If I even blink my eyes,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to cost me 30 bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: I stayed, yeah, I remember the first night I stayed
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  Speaker 1: in like a really fancy place. I stayed up all night.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going to waste the money.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to get paid to sleep. They're going to
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  Speaker 3: charge you to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not, yeah, I came here to fucking use
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  Speaker 1: this place, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But also.
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  Speaker 1: I even, I think I read one of the books
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 3: In the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: I started reading like a couple of chapters. Just to
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  Speaker 1: get your money, you know, it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Your money's worth. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You want to get your money's worth. I left the
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  Speaker 1: water going for a couple hours, I remember.
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  Speaker 3: Do you travel with anything specifically?
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  Speaker 1: No, just usually a little bit of hairspray, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a bit.
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  Speaker 1: What else do I like to have in my room? Water. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Powerade or Gatorade. A couple butterscotches. What else do you like?
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  Speaker 3: Well, when I travel, like in a hotel, I have
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  Speaker 3: to take my pillow. I've got to take my pillow
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  Speaker 3: with me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I've become that girl. But even with water now, I
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  Speaker 3: love it. In the hotel I was just in, had
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  Speaker 3: a couple of bottles of water and it said complimentary.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, no shit. It's fucking water. Yeah. But
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  Speaker 3: they're like just pointing out this bit, complimentary. Yeah. $ 5, 000
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  Speaker 3: a fucking night to stay here. The least you can do.
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  Speaker 3: Give me some complimentary water. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so true. And sometimes it'll say like $ 13 water.
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  Speaker 1: They'll have like the complimentary ones, like the little ones.
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  Speaker 3: Like a thimble of fucking water.
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  Speaker 1: And the little ones sometimes are even like warmer somehow.
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  Speaker 1: It's like they want it to seem like maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: been already used once or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not that special. Someone else has run this
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  Speaker 3: around their mouth, spat it back in, and now you
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  Speaker 3: can have it for free.
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  Speaker 1: Some lord has been using this.
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  Speaker 3: Seinfeld walked past this door. Now you get to have
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  Speaker 3: free water.
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  Speaker 1: And then they'll have the larger cool bottle next to it.
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  Speaker 1: It'll say like still water or deceased water.
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  Speaker 3: Deceased water. And it's always in a sexy bottle. It's like, well,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want that shitty water. I want the sexy water.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you have to remortgage your house to fucking pay
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  Speaker 3: for it. Is this free water?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's free.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's free. We'll come in with a nicer one. On
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  Speaker 1: a tray in a little bit How much would that
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  Speaker 1: cost me? Dude, you know what's interesting about Celeste Barber?
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  Speaker 1: Sure Nice to see you Wow, you drink kind of
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  Speaker 1: like a Careful Sorry Beautiful, talented woman.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much Also, happy International Women's Day Is
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  Speaker 3: it today? What do you fucking mean? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: I knew it was this year Yeah, once a year
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  Speaker 3: we get it. We're allowed to be ladies once a year.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you celebrating?
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  Speaker 3: Here, this is it. Oh, that's awesome. Educating you.
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  Speaker 1: This is international?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm excited to learn about women and Australian women. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because we've been here for a couple of weeks. One
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  Speaker 1: thing that's interesting, you guys call it a toilet that
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  Speaker 1: I think is really... What do you call it? It's
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Toilet is way more accurate, I was realizing, because nobody
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  Speaker 1: bathes in there. You don't ever go in there. And
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  Speaker 1: there's somebody like, you know. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: You mean like at a restaurant. Singing in the rain.
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  Speaker 3: Gene Kelly's just sitting in there singing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: You walk in there and there's an Indian guy just like,
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  Speaker 1: do you want some bubble bath, you know? So toilet
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  Speaker 1: is way more accurate. I really appreciate that. I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: the accuracy of things here.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, that is, yeah, that's true. When I'm in the States,
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  Speaker 3: I have been, you know, in a restaurant or whatever
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, Oh, whereabouts is your toilet? Or I say,
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  Speaker 3: have you guys got a toilet? And they're like, yes. Like,
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  Speaker 3: where is it? And they're like, oh, the restroom is
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  Speaker 3: over there. Oh, right. They're like, why are you being
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  Speaker 3: so specific?
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  Speaker 1: But even restroom is, it's like. If you walked in
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  Speaker 1: there and somebody was sleeping, just Goldilocks-ing in there under
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  Speaker 1: the sinks or whatever, you would be so lost.
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  Speaker 3: Just full of people with narcolepsy.
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  Speaker 1: Like at the koala park? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Have you done the whole koala park thing?
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  Speaker 1: We went there. A lot of them look, I want
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  Speaker 1: to say, kind of semi-Korean, I want to say, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. They're beautiful animals. A lot of them are definitely...
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  Speaker 1: unemployed it looked like if you go in the one
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  Speaker 1: area where they're all just sleeping in the fucking branches
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah did you touch one uh no i didn't touch
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  Speaker 3: one where did you see them where did you go
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  Speaker 3: and we went.
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  Speaker 1: To um the brisbane um forest hills not a cemetery
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  Speaker 1: what's it called uh Sanctuary.
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  Speaker 3: Sanctuary. No, it's not a cemetery. Yeah, sanctuary. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: Way weird.
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  Speaker 3: That would be fucking weird.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a Ouija board and they're like, we promise
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  Speaker 1: you're petting it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and koalas are now endangered species in Australia after
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  Speaker 3: the hideous bushfires we had. So when you said that,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, God, that's heartbreaking. They're my favorite animal.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious? I know that's really cliched, but a
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  Speaker 3: few years ago I got to hold one. And it
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  Speaker 3: was just, it was unbelievable. Her name was Lucy. And
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  Speaker 3: I fucking fell in love with her. They're really heavy
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  Speaker 3: and really dense. So they kind of cling. But then
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  Speaker 3: they turn like really good. They can kind of turn.
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  Speaker 3: They've got, they're really horny.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they're really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When they're on heat, they were like chasing after my husband.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like the Irish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'm like, bitch, back off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly like the Irish.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the Irish are the only humans that I feel
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  Speaker 1: like get in a heat and they just can't handle it,
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  Speaker 1: you know? You'll see them rubbing up against a damn
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  Speaker 1: hydrant in the street.
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  Speaker 3: Where have you been in Ireland?
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  Speaker 1: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Where have you been?
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  Speaker 1: Irish are everywhere. Yeah, they'll pop up anywhere. But on
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  Speaker 1: the internet, they have a lot of videos of Irish
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  Speaker 1: hydrant action or whatever. I have not seen a lot
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  Speaker 1: of that. Now, at the park we went to, there
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  Speaker 1: was an instance. There's a lot of kangaroos, right? And
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them are, I don't want to say
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  Speaker 1: opiates have hit the area or whatever, but there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of them that are resting a lot, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Lounging.
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  Speaker 3: But that's what you want. You don't want to be
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  Speaker 3: near them when they're not chilled. They'll knock you the
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  Speaker 3: fuck out. Like, they're incredible. So you want to be
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  Speaker 3: around the ones that are chilled in the restroom.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah. And then there was one that got up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if he wanted a midnight snack or what.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He was, like, waiting to meet the dealer, it felt like. Like,
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  Speaker 1: he was huge. He had a watch on, which I
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  Speaker 1: thought was kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of chains. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He had a whoop bracelet on. Um, his tail had a, uh,
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  Speaker 1: it was like diamond encrusted. Like he was like the
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  Speaker 1: final boss. It felt like.
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  Speaker 3: Just like called everyone bitch. It was that guy. I
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  Speaker 3: know that guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he called me a at one point. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: we'll bleep that out, but he did. Okay. Um, I
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  Speaker 1: felt horrible. I was like, Jesus, is this, what does
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  Speaker 1: he know about me that I don't know? You know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a wife, but come on guy. Um, Anyway, oh,
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  Speaker 1: being in Australia and nice to be in your country.
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  Speaker 3: What other words are weird? Restroom for you?
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  Speaker 1: Restroom. The audiences are more nonchalant here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we kind of don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. Like you'll come out on stage
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  Speaker 1: and maybe a couple people get up, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's so different in America.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Noticed that. When I'm over there on stage, it's the first,
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  Speaker 3: I reckon, five, seven minutes. I'm like, calm the fuck down.
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  Speaker 3: Like sit down and then I can talk to you.
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  Speaker 3: It's just, it's bananas. But here in Australia, I walk
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  Speaker 3: out and everyone's like, all right, bitch, prove it. What
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  Speaker 3: do you got?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is that what they're thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have this thing like a tall poppy syndrome
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  Speaker 3: in Australia where you get too big, we'll cut you down.
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  Speaker 3: We'll bring you back down to earth. Oh, like that Petraeus.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Like who was that runner, that guy who killed his wife?
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  Speaker 1: Was that here?
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  Speaker 3: No, that is not us. That is the story. Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 3: He was fucking horrible. That was horrible, that whole thing. No,
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  Speaker 3: he's not Australian. He's South African.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I fucking hope if he's not. Don't run that because
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  Speaker 3: that's shit if I say that that kind.
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  Speaker 1: But he's South African? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They shot him the second he started getting fast.
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  Speaker 3: You got to work for it here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't. Celebrity culture. Where are we at?
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  Speaker 1: Oscar Pastore is granted parole after serving 10 years for
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  Speaker 1: the murder of Reva Steenkamp.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: 10 years isn't fucking enough.
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  Speaker 1: I agree. especially on International Women's Day.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: South African Paralympics.
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  Speaker 3: Which is just one day, remember, just today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I vote give them a couple days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Even just like a day and a half. Like,
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  Speaker 3: fuck off.
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  Speaker 1: And they gave you, what is today, a Wednesday, Thursday?
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  Speaker 3: It's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it is Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But give these bitches a Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine if you gave us a Sunday. No, we need
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  Speaker 3: small steps, guys, small steps.
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  Speaker 1: The peace. Bring that back up. South African Paralympian Oscar
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  Speaker 1: Prestorius has been granted parole effective January 5th, 2024 after
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  Speaker 1: serving 10 years for the 2013 murder of his girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: Reva Steenkamp, known as the Blade Runner for his carbon
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  Speaker 1: fiber prosthetic legs. He went from a public hero to
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: a convicted killer. Wow. That would be so crazy getting
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  Speaker 1: out of jail.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: That guy needs to go back in, huh?
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  Speaker 3: 2013. I didn't know that was... Yeah, he needs to
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: absolutely go back in.
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  Speaker 1: The parole hearing took place at the Adderidge Correctional Centre
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  Speaker 1: near the capital, Pretoria, where Pistorius has served the majority
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  Speaker 1: of his sentence.
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  Speaker 3: And what's he doing now? Tell me he's not running again.
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  Speaker 3: Is he just... He's trying to shut down International Women's Day,
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  Speaker 3: that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: That's for damn sure he is, and I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to let him.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Ms. Steenkamp's parents gave an interview to a British newspaper
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  Speaker 1: in February for the 10th anniversary of their daughter's death
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  Speaker 1: and said that they had not forgiven Pistorius.
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  Speaker 3: No, me either.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, me neither. That guy seemed like he just was
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  Speaker 1: … Gross.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, go away.
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  Speaker 1: Up to no good. No. God. Anyway, I really shouldn't
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: have talked about that.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway. That's okay. Horny koalas.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: You're going to the States, so you have a US tour.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a US tour.
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  Speaker 1: What does that feel like? It's a lot going to
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  Speaker 1: another country and touring.
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  Speaker 3: It is a lot. I just find touring a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I find the whole thing a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but most of my audience is in the States,
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  Speaker 3: so … And most of the money's in the States.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I go and do that. I go, my first
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  Speaker 3: show is May 2nd for Netflix. It's a joke in LA.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Opening night of the festival on stage at the same
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  Speaker 3: time as Seinfeld down the road. So I reckon six
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  Speaker 3: people will be at my show.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Seinfeld's getting older.
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  Speaker 3: I'd go to Seinfeld.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm funny.
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  Speaker 1: What if you're at Seinfeld?
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  Speaker 3: Sign up on stage.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A hundred meters down the road.
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  Speaker 1: He's a legend. I think it just depends.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's just different, there's so many different audiences now.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: The internet, right? It makes everything so much bigger and smaller.
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  Speaker 1: Do you feel like, cause a lot of your popularity
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: came off the internet, right? Like a lot of. uh,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: same for me.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Like a lot of like, are people seeing me? Right.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Cause it's, it's just getting eyeballs to see you. So, um,
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  Speaker 1: did you feel like you had to, like you had
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  Speaker 1: to make that up when you get on the stage?
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  Speaker 1: Because sometimes it's scary. I feel like if you get
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  Speaker 1: the publicity before you are, you.
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  Speaker 3: Got to back it up.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I absolutely felt that. I kind of, I,
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: it was really important to me that I bridged that
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: gap because the internet is, free right so you know
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: you've got millions of followers but it doesn't fucking cost
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: them anything so how many followers do you you know
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: how loyal are people people are I love you I
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: love you because you're free bitch and you're on my
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: in my hand when I'm on the toilet I'm good
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: but then I wanted to see how that translated and
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: it translated very well you know sold out shows but
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I I really wanted to prove my stripes because I
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: trained as an actor. That was always my thing. But
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: I started the Instagram stuff because I couldn't get a
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: fucking job.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: So I did that and then, you know, it blew up.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: And I didn't want to just, yeah, like I say,
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: just kind of be on stage and people be like, oh,
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: you're better here. So I wanted to make sure that
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: it translates well.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: It's so funny you say that. There's something scary in
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: a way, I've thought about this, about people coming to
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: see you live. Mm-hmm. Because you're like, if they already
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: like me, then all I'm doing is risking them not
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: liking me.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: And it's fucking, there's something that's kind of like harrowing
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: about it. Like there's times where I'm like, gosh, I just,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: if they already like me, maybe we're good.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like what the fuck am I doing? Why am I, yeah,
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: it's like, well, they like me and now I'm going
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: to do a tour of To see if they really
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: like me. So that's fucking masochistic. Like, what is that?
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: It's like, prove it. Prove it that you like me.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: You know, because the parodies and stuff I do on
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Instagram at first, people are like, are you just going
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: to kind of come on stage and then just like
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: change into different costumes? So I thought, you know, it's
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: that tricky thing of going, well, do I give an
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: already excellent, strong audience more of what I've already given
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: them and what it seems like they want? Or do
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I give them what? I think would be a better show. So,
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Like what the fuck do you do there?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I know, it's scary. Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: And then you just keep fucking going out and doing it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: And again, you know, you sell a show, you sell
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: a tour, it goes really well and you're like, oh cool,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: they do like me but it's not enough. So now
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: I'm doing another fucking tour and now I'm panicking about that.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Like what is that that we do? It's so masochistic.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Just stop. Just start selling water.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Make money that way. Stop making things hard for yourself, Celeste.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Stop making things hard for yourself. Yeah. I wonder, there's definitely,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I have this thing, like I want to make sure
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: that I get to see every, like I'll go to
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: all the more, like I'll try and go perform at
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: all the markets. Like some people will go to the
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: big city. I'll go to like, as like, I mean,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I can't, you can't go to like towns really, but
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: there's like fantasy in my head where I'm just on
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: a bus, like, and we just set up a tent
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: and And we do the show in a town. Just like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I just want to get every, I want to, yeah,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I want to interact with everybody.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: You want to reach everybody. But the weird thing is
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: we do on our phones. I know.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I guess it's so ridiculous. But I have, yeah, I
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: think I have this romantic version, this old school version,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: That I romanticize sometimes.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Have you done a tour bus? Do you do tour buses?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done a tour bus. Oh, we've tried everything.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: We tried the motorcycle with the little thing on the
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: side of it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, fucking hell.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, we tried that. And I was like sitting there
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: just holding a box of like t-shirts for merch. Yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Some caps.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: We tried the camper van, like a family camper, you know,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: that you rent. It's like $ 19 a day. And it's
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: basically just like a cage. Oh yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: And they don't go up hills. Yeah. You got to
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: jump out and kind of fucking push it up.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: There's nothing in there. It's like an anytime fitness basically.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: It's like an anytime fitness on wheels. There's like two
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: kettlebells sitting there and then there's just some like fucking.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: And Chevy Chase just sitting in the front.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: And some dangerous man complaining that the water fountain's broken. Yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: How many people do you tour around with?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: My tour manager, Tim, and then two comedians usually.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: So it's a pretty small group. But then if you
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: get a production, like if you start to go into
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: places where you have to bring production and then you
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: have to bring like, Then there's other people that come,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: but they are more of like the production side maybe.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: But it's pretty interesting. It's pretty interesting to see it
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: and learn.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: It's kind of scary, though, some of the responsibility. I
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: think just with touring, it's like once you're like, okay,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I'm really going to go do this.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm this guy now. Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's supposed to be fun. We did a
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: tour bus, 2018, massive fucking tour bus it had. 12
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: bunks in it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Had a fucking massive bedroom out the back and it
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: was me and my best friend slash tour manager. And
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: it was like a Janet Jackson backup dancer fucking bus.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: And we just ran amok on it. It was so fun.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah. And you went all across Australia?
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: No, all around America.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: We don't do tour buses here because it's too big.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: The country's too big.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: No, we did it all through America. Fucking wicked. I
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: loved tour bus. Costs a packet though.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's expensive.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: But it came out of a sold out world tour.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, have I broken even? And my manager's like,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: that fucking bus that you wanted. That bus, you idiot.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: But otherwise you're like walking or you're on a donkey.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: You're at donkeys, lots of donkeys. The last tour I did, 2022,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I did 80 shows in three months.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Like a fucking idiot.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Like a fucking idiot. And we were just playing. So
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: we were. just it would travel day was a show
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: day travel day like averaged about 16 hours in every place.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: It's so hard it's shit yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: And you forget how much i need creature comforts like
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: get to a point where you're like why am i
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: still navigating how fucking doors work because you're in a
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: different place every time so some doors are pushed some
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: doors you run into. Like, it's so, so discompromising.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Well, you'd think the government would get their shit together.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to say anything NATO or whoever
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: the group, you know, NAACP. I don't know who does it,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: but whoever fucking make one door.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Right? How fucking hard is it?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Outlaw, some of those, like, some of those hinges are
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: kind of, I don't want to say... I don't know
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: what they are. They're just, they're bisexual, I think.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: I was going to say they're shit.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I just mean some of them are willing
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: to do anything. Right.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they're also super shit. I know. On International
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Women's Day, let's get some fucking women making doors.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I reckon.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: And they'll swing when we need them to swing.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: We need some fucking women's doors, huh? We need doors
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: for women only.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Women's fucking doors. It's about time.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: In America, there's a lot of women that will say
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: that there's like a male glass ceiling on comedy and stuff.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Do you hear that here or no? Do you feel
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: like it's just?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, a glass ceiling. Yeah, absolutely. Not a male.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Or just a glass ceiling, but nobody says that the
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: glass ceiling is made out of men. You know what
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: No, we know that though. We know that because it's
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: been made by men. Good luck. Well done with that though.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: All those glass ceilings are made by the same person.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: They should get into the fucking doors.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Does it feel like that in the Australia comedy scene,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I guess? Because I don't know the scene that much.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I have some friends here who are comedians, but knowing
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the scene is totally different, you know?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I started as an actor. I've always been funny,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: but I'm not like a comedian that's been gigging for
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: 25 years, you know what I mean, doing the 3 a.m.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: slot and all that sort of stuff. So I kind
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: of came up before acting.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: So it's kind of a different avenue.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: And Australia's really different to the States. Like we don't
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: have comedy clubs on every corner. We have a handful
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: of clubs. We have like open mic nights at pubs
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: or bars, but it's nowhere near as big as it
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: is in the States. I did notice it when I
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: got to America. I went into a comedy club there.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: And I walked into the dressing room a few years
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: ago and I was like, do you reckon we could
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: take that massive life-size photo of Bill Cosby down? Is
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: that cool? And they were like, yeah, we can. It's
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: kind of like drilled in and I fucking ripped it
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: off of all and shoved it behind the toilet.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Haven't been asked back there. That's fine.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Some of them, they don't want you to see it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Some of them, they're lost, I'll say. Yeah. They're obviously
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: into a different type of.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: And I play theaters now, so it's fine.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: And he's obviously a hypnotist.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's misunderstood, I think they say.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: What if he just said, what if that had been
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: his defense in court? I'm just a really bad hypnotist.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Fucking hell.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: So crazy.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Has he died?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think– he just went back out on tour.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: No, he didn't.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I think Nick Swartzen's touring with him.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: On International Women's Day, he's just jumped back out on tour.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: So what's just happened? Are you telling me that his
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: fucking tour went on sale the same day mine did?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: What?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: On International Women's Day. Fuck you, Cosby.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: So people can go see it. So all your– just
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: your Australia and New Zealand tour went on.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: But America's on sale. Yeah. So I'm in America May, June.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: And you start with the Netflix festival.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Netflix festival and then– Phoenix and over to Washington and
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: then fuck around for a bit. It's tricky because I'm
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: based here. I've got a family here. I've got a
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: life here. So I'm trying, uh, this will be the
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: fourth time I've done a world tour and I'm still
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: trying to figure out the best way to do it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Like the last one I did, I
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: was saying, you know, I did a heap of shows
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: because I was like, just cram the fuckers in so
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I can just go get it all done and then
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: get home. But that was too. It's like still six
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: or so weeks without seeing my kids. And I just
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: finished filming a show down here. I don't live in Sydney.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I live north. So I was away from them. They
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: had three days to build the show and then take
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: it on. So that was all bananas. So this time
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to do like a couple of weeks and
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: then we're going to have a week off. So the
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: family will come over. We'll hang out in Mexico and
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: then I'll go back out for like three weeks. But
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: it's just, it's hard to kind of navigate that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: It's hard.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Being like a mom and all that, but living on
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: the other side of the world is really, it's hard
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: because most of my audience is in America.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, my only child is my own depression usually.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And I've just, that's.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I've got her as well. Don't worry.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: But it's like outside of that little motherfucker, I don't
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: have to, you know, everything's pretty like.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I can't even imagine with a family. And that cunt
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: goes with you everywhere as well. You can't even leave
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: her at home if you want to go out on
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: the road.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: So how many children do you have?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I have two that came out of me, but I
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: also have two stepdaughters that I've had for 20 years.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Like in Cinderella, those stepdaughters?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I am Cinderella. Wow. Yeah, I'm Cinderella.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I've had the girls since they were two and four.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: They're now 21 and 23.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, so they're not at the house like asking for
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: sandwiches and all.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck no. When the eldest, Kaya, turned 18, I
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: kicked the door in. Happy birthday.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I went, get out. What do you mean? I went,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: consider yourself raised. Get the fuck out.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Out.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I love you. Out. And she was like, happy to. Like, yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: get out. I'm done.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to open this women's door for you.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Watch.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: It goes both ways.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Look at that. Um, yeah. So, but now you have
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: new offspring. Yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I got two little dudes. I got a nine year
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: old who turns 10 on Monday and a 12 year old,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: two boys.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And do they think it's interesting that you're this funny lady?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Like what is their concept of their mother as a comedian?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Do they have that? Do they have a concept of
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: it or?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I think they say, no, not, I think they see
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: it as my job. I will say though that my
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: 12 year old, my kids are really fucking funny too. Like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think anything's funny and I think they're fucking funny.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: It's really cool. So now that, you know, he's 12,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: he's kind of getting it a bit more. Like I'll
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: say something to my husband and he'll overhear it and
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: he'll be like, oh, mom. I'm like, yeah, bitch, welcome.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Like I'm a massive deal. Get on board. It's great. Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: So yeah, they kind of.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: It must be cool if your kid starts entertaining you
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: kind of low key. That must be pretty freaking interesting
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: because then it's like, oh, I made that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: But then when they're really annoying, I'm like, I fucking
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: did that too.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Like I say, you know, a lot of myself obviously
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: in them and I'm like, yeah, that's going to be
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: tricky for you, mate. I went through that. That's, that's
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: going to be hard for you. That awkward.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's crazy. Oh, growing up is so awkward. Like
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you remember whenever you got breasts or whatever, like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Always had them. I was born with them.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Were you really?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a baby with tits. It feels like it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Some politician will fucking bid on you. Okay.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, and he's about to hit puberty,
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: my boy.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And what do you start to change the furniture around
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the house or anything? Do you put up like a
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: scratching post?
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I leave.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I come to Sydney for a month and I say
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: to my husband, fucking sucked in. Enjoy that. Or I
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: ask him a lot. I'm like, he's been in the
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Is this a thing? And he's like, just chill. It's fine.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: He's peeing. Yeah. He's actually peeing. I'm like, I don't
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: know if he is.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: He's getting a really deep pee out. Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: So walk past his bedroom.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: You got to get him a scratching post or something
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like one of those cat posts, you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Know, like. Yeah, true.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I wish, yeah, a lot more parents should do stuff
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: like that or get some breasts that you nail onto
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: the wall or something.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: But isn't that what boys do? Don't they just sort
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: it out themselves?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: In some tribes, the brother will teach the younger brother
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: how to masturbate. So it doesn't seem like a shameful thing.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: It seems like this is a way that things are
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: done in our culture. Yeah, right.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Are those tribes also in Ireland? I mean, look.
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  Speaker 1: ever need. I saw that the Just for Laughs Festival,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: speaking of comedy festivals, was going out of business. Did
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  Speaker 1: you ever go with that?
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I did Montreal a couple of times.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You did? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I only heard that the other day.
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  Speaker 1: 2024 Just for Laughs Comedy Festival cancelled. Company seeks creditor protection. Wow.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it keeps rolling. Is that just in Montreal?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: We have one in Australia. We have in Sydney, JFL.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Has that been cancelled?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Good question. The Montreal company that operates the Just for
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Laughs Comedy Festival has cancelled the 2024 edition of the event. Wow,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: so 2024 Montreal is cancelled.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Which, when is, sorry, I'm learning things today. When is
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: it usually on? I should know. I've played it.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I believe it's in.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: In like a few months, right? So that's late to cancel. Like,
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: is everyone, fuck that.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: They must have just realised it's not going to work.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: A formal process under Canada's ban. Has canceled the 2024
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: edition of the event after filing a notice of intention
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: to make a proposal to creditors. 75 people were laid
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: off Tuesday morning, according to a festival spokesperson who called
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: the company's financial situation unsustainable.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, festivals are tricky.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: The company cited lost revenues during the two years of
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the global pandemic and challenges facing the media industry, particularly
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: reduced budgets at networks and streaming platforms as reasons for restructuring. wow,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: it's kind of wild when things like that start to
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: go away. But I think, like, things like Just for Laughs,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: they're not as much of a launching pad for entertainment anymore,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: for comedians.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: And it's not a money-making vehicle. Like, I've always found
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: it quite weird. I don't really do festivals. Again, because,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: you know, I didn't come up through stand-up. But that
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: idea of going, there's 300 shows on over four days.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, too much.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: In two parts. two streets, two blocks, and each comedian's
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: got to try and push their own fucking show up
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: against that. Like I didn't, I always found it kind
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: of weird. And I know so many of my mates
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: do those festivals. They're like, it's fucking impossible to sell,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: try and sell out even, you know, 300 seats. It's
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: impossible because my mates down the street, it's just, yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: it's really hard.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: It's like every venue in the world is selling tickets
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: on the same night. It almost does seem kind of ridiculous.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: It's like, what if all your major sports teams played
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: on the same night?
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Well, they'd never do that with sport.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: No. Not sacred sport. But with the arts and comedy.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Fucking hell. Figure it out, you weirdos. We don't give
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: a shit. Sport.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: We went to a Sydney Swans game yesterday.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: You like it? Yeah. It was cool.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: AFL.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. AFL. It's like soccer and rugby kind of a
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: little bit. It's... Yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Rugby union do you mean not rugby league i don't
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: know i couldn't tell what this it's kind of an
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: interesting sport you can't tell what sport it is it
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: seems like they're trying to play every sport at once
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: and they're incredible like i don't really follow afl but
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: when i do see it and you know talking to
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: people who love it this they're incredible fucking athletes they
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: just never stop just pinning it around and throwing and kicking.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Like it's not you run, you stop, you sit, you
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: go again. Like it's nonstop. It's amazing to watch.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of has like a soccer aspect because
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: it keeps moving. Do your boys play sports or no?
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: My oldest boy loves rugby league, but I've pulled him– well,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: he's not going to do it for a year. He
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: wants to, you know, get his shit together, so he
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: started doing rugby union instead. I fucking hate it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: What is rugby union? What's the difference?
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Can someone else bring this up?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Rugby league is, I don't know how to describe the
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: difference because if you watch it, it looks very similar.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Everyone listening who knows sports is going to be like,
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: this bitch trying to tell us about fucking union. Listen up, fellas.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: This is how it is.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: No, it's International Women's Day. You're good.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I know I'm bored because it's sport.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go. Did you play sports when you
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: were growing up?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: I danced.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: You were a trained dancer? Sure.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Not trained, but like as a kid, dance, you know,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: every day of my life up until I was 16,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: fucking loved it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's beautiful.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Well, my main goal in life was to be a
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Janet Jackson backup dancer.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I love her so much.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: God, it's so beautiful. Yeah. I have never met her before.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I've had dreams where I've met Tito Jackson.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, how'd that go? Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: It was at like a recovery meeting, but I still
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: got to meet, I got introduced to him twice.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: In these dreams?
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, right.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: That's very specific.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: No, I'm obsessed with Janet. I saw her 1998 Velvet
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Rope Tour in Brisbane.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Changed my fucking life.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Where were you at?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Where was my seat? Like row Z, seat 87. Fuck yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: But I had a better seat in the fucking car park.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't care. Changed my life.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: And what were you wearing? Just your young breasts?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just baby tits and jeans.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we can say that.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: We probably won't say that, I reckon. I'm happy to
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: stay for the edit if that helps. I'm available all
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: of a sudden. No, I'm obsessed with her, but even
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: more so her backup dancers.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's so much to be a backup dancer
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: because you're right there. You're right on the cusp of
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: the star. You're smelling their fucking breath. If they fart,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you're in it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, but you need to know your place. Yeah. So
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: you need to know that when Janet breaks off from
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: the group and does her thing, that's when you can
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: go and, you know, fucking go ham. But when she
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: comes back, you've got to make sure you fall in line.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I think a lot about Taylor Swift's backup dancers. I
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: think about them a lot. I went and saw her
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: a few weeks ago.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: And did you go alone?
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: No, I took my nine-year-old niece.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Beautiful.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty amazing.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think some women went alone?
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: No. No, I think people went in fucking cults together
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: to that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: With their cauldrons up.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, fucking hell. No, I don't think there was anyone
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: there alone. And if they went alone, they didn't leave alone.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Like it was a lot. But I think about her
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: backup dancers because she's on tour at the moment, biggest
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: tour in history. And Beyonce is on tour, biggest tour
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: in history. And you just fucking know. that Taylor Swift
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: backup dancers also auditioned for that Beyonce tour. That's a,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: that's tough. There's a lot of skipping around. They come
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: out on push bikes. They bring out pumpkins and do
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: like liturgical. It's a, it's, I was like.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: You don't notice half the shit they do. Next thing
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you know, one of them, yeah, just has like a, um,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: they'll have a stuffed animal. They'll have a bassinet.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: A hundred percent.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: You know, one of them will have a drum. One
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: of them will be just, you know, landing their ass
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: on the other one or something. You just, And before
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: you know it, they have to keep it moving.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: But I really noticed it. And I really noticed the
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: backup dancers when Taylor would dance with them. I'm like, oh,
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I want to re-corry that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: And be right there.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Taylor's unbelievable. I'm obsessed with her. I think she's incredible.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Is she a dancer? No. Mate, she's not a dancer.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: But she is a hype woman.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: And she dances in front of 100,000 people the way
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: that I used to dance in my bedroom alone when
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: I was nine. And I have fucking respect for that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I think it is. I think even when
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you see her just like at other shows, you see
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: her dancing, you see her having a good time.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: She's all teeth and elbows.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: But you go, great. I love that for you.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Those backup dancers. You can tell they're like.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: You think some of them are like, that could be me.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Do you think some of them have to leave the
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: tour because their ego gets too big?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: That must happen. I reckon some of them have to
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: do a drop in dance class once a week just
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: to really hone their craft because they're not getting it
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: on stage. Yeah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: They have to dumb it down almost, huh?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah. You got to be careful what you say
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: about Taylor because the Swifties will come for.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: You and skin you alive. Really? Are they bad here?
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not worried for you. I'm fucking worried for me.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: You talked about tits on a baby. You're already fucked.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I go for Taylor.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think we should. Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: No, that's good.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Look, I'm okay with a lot of surgeries. I don't
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: think that's one of them.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: No, Taylor.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I think she's great. I just don't.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Some of the stuff you see at the shows is
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: you will see a lot of people filming their child,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: trying to get their child on to like, yeah, look, Taylor,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: this is little Dino or whatever.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Phoebe.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. You know? Yeah. This is Chloe and she's your,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: you know, biggest fan, biggest fan. And she's like eating
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: a bowl of fucking glitter or something.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Tears and resentment. Three and a half hour concert.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Fucking hell. That's a lot. Hmm. I went to the
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: bathroom at one point and I came back to my
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: niece and I said, oh, Taylor's, she got changed during
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: this song. And my niece went, no, it's a different song.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: And I went, it's fucking not. It's all the same.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I thought it was the same song. She's like, no,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: it's a completely different song.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I was so high one time I went
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to Green Day and the opening band performed and I
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: thought that was Green Day.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Who was the opening band? Dua Lipa or something?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Probably somebody, yeah. I think it was like Chingy or something.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Did you leave after it? That was great.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I was on my way out.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: That was great. There's heaps of cabs available, like an Uber.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: This is awesome.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I was on my way out. What else is going on? Oh, yeah.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: So one thing that people love about you, obviously so
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: much is just like, like bucking like the beauty trend
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: and like taking on beauty in like such a ridiculous way.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Is it like beauty kind of, or is it just like,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: what is like the fulcrum of like what you feel
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: like you kind of like, like to pinpoint? Cause you
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: have so many videos of shit that's like, yeah, like
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: somebody in the rain drinking a soap, just like things.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: It's like that normally they make it look all sexy
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: and erotic, you know? And you just kind of make
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: it look like real humans. Like, what if we all
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: did this?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think because.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Kind of like Taylor Swift's dancing.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Exactly the same. Taylor and I are the same. We're
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: exactly the same. But I can dance. I think just
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: that whole idea of unrealistic ideals of women being sold
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: as realistic.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Like before social media, you know, you get a magazine
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: or whatever you see in the media. Mm-hmm.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Magazine drawing or something.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah you're like oh it's cindy crawford being fucking amazing
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: she's on a motorbike on in a bikini on an
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: empire state building drinking a pepsi you know what that
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: is it's an edited thing and that's what it's been
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: sold as then kind of social media came out and
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: similar ideas are being pushed but it's like this is
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: what i look like dropping the kids off at school
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: or like this is my morning routine and it's 4am
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: and she's in a bikini and she's doing yoga on
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: a beach, she's got a green juice and her kids are,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: you know, gorgeous and just doing school drop-off. I'm like, bitch,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: that's not what fucking school drop-off looks like.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: That idea of it being sold is, it just.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: It's trash.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: It's just, you know, it's fucking hard because then when
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: you get it on your phone, you already hate yourself
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: and it's 3 a.m. and you're breastfeeding your child who
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: won't fucking breastfeed but you have to breastfeed them because
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: if you don't breastfeed them, you're a shit mom. You
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: may as well give them a fucking meth pipe. Cause
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: that's something else we have to be doing.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: And he's also 11. Right.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Which is a little crazy. Exactly. And he fucking hates you.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: And you're scrolling through your phone and then you see
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: these images and they get into that psyche. I was like,
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: that's bullshit.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It's like, why do I have to feel
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: bad suddenly?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I already feel bad, but at least I could put
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: the fucking magazine down or turn the fucking TV off.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: And then we get these in our hands and you
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: put that down, you'll fucking explode. And they just peppered.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like, no, I call bullshit to that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I call absolute bullshit to that. I still do.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: And then here's the worst part is I think that
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: then your brain starts to feel bad or something. Then
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: you release some like thing in your breast milk and
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: now your kid fucking feels bad.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Your kid's all fucking pissed or whatever.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: A hundred percent.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Some chick with no kids is fucking, you know, showing
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: her tits and you're a toaster oven or whatever, making breakfast.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. She's not making that breakfast. Um, but, I
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: also wanted to show the other. Like, I'm sure there
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: are people out there that do sail on a yacht
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: to drop their kids off to school in bikinis and
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: are incredible. But not everyone's like that.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: And that's not represented. It's not represented.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Kind of true, huh? Why do we get afraid, I think,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to share whatever is probably really real? I guess.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I think it's shifting, though.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: And I think maybe. because it's boring. It's not aspirational.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: And we have to constantly, especially, you know, in the
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: public eye or in the media, got to be aspirational.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Someone asked me in an interview yesterday, well, what's next?
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: You know, you've got a world tour, you're doing this,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: you're doing that. So I'm going to lie the fuck down.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: That's what I want to do. I want to try
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: and figure out how to live one day without anxiety
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: and sleep for longer than four hours. Like that's a
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: goal of mine. It doesn't always have to be, I'm
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: going to do this, I'm going to do that, I'm
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: going to do this. And that's the stuff of social
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: media too.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I think there's, it's definitely creates a world of like,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I have to do something else. Yeah.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: What's next?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Because people have seen it next, seen it next, seen
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: it now, even like in TV now with streamers consume
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: television on streaming services, the way we consume Tik TOK.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: And this is one of the crazy things that happened.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You start to not even value, you don't even realize
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: how much production goes into television stuff. So people don't
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: even value it as much anymore. They value it as like,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: if this doesn't get my attention pretty quick or I'm
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: not in, I move on. It's almost like you scroll
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: past it. And to think that that much production and
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: time and creativity and everything would go into a program.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: and you would just scroll right past it. It's one
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: of the reasons I think why like even JFL are
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: saying that there's problems because there's just tightening budgets at
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: all those places because they can't figure out how to
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: make it where people are sticking around, you know?
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and people want everything for free. But that's, you know,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: that's what the industry and, you know, society, social media,
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: all that sort of stuff is put out there. It's
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: like if you don't binge this show in two days,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: You're a fucking idiot because we've got 40 other shows
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: that are coming up that everyone else is watching. So
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: you have to kind of keep up watching it. And
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: if you don't, well, then aren't you a loser? How
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: dare you watch one episode a day, fuckhead? That's the
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: whole thing. And then it totally.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Who cares if your children can't read this fucking second
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: episode of Griselda, you little bitch. Yeah.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Bridgerton 65 is coming out. You're not onto it yet.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: And that's, I think that really dilutes the quality of
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: what we see because Bridgerton, for example, you watch that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: It drops and you binge it in two days and
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: then everyone loves it. And they're like, you have to
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: make another one. So instead of going, all right, well,
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: let's go and develop some scripts. We'll get some writers out. Oh,
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: we're going to, you know, what draft do you usually
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: shoot on? Oh, 10th draft. Fuck that. Second draft, shooting draft.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Go, go. Elizabeth needs yellow fever or.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Whoever the characters are. And just absolutely dilute the quality
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Put Bridgerton in a fucking coma and let's fucking keep
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: it moving.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Episode one, but episode two, fucking bring them out. Keep going.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Things start to lose quality because we want things
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: so fast. Yeah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: It used to be, you know, it's always been a
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: tough industry and challenging. I kind of like that about it,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: but it's fucking brutal now.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Like in what is the acting side?
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, trying to get.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: That seems impossible.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Trying to, like I had a show on Netflix that
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: went really well. It fucking killed.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well made.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it went really well and it didn't get renewed.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: And they said because of numbers, but the numbers were
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: really good. You just have to keep up. And you
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: can only control that so much.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: And a lot of these people making those choices have
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: no idea.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Or accountants.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Well, they have no idea what's cool. And that's also
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: one of the things that I do like about people
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: being able to make their own content and have their
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: own voice is because those people thought they knew everything.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: And they don't know shit.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: No.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And now their old festivals are falling apart. Their networks
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: are making shit that nobody's paying attention to. I think
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: it's part of the problem. I mean, I'm probably a
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: little jaded too. Similar thing happened to me. But it's
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: like they tried to get so woke. I don't know.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: In the U.S., the Comedy Central got so woke and everything.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: They put on people that weren't even fucking comedians making shows.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: It was just like... And then now they'll, like, give–
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: they want to come and offer you, like, $ 500 to
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: come make a show with them. Yeah.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Like, get fucked.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with your special.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Absolutely fucked.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, we're going to give you 16 cents
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: for your special. I'm like, the one that I sold
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: out worldwide and made a fuck ton of money on,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: you can't have that.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: You can't have that.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Um yeah was that did that feel kind of scary
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: because i guess when you're an actor you getting a
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: show is such a huge thing huh.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: It was awesome i fucking loved it it was so
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: fun to.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Watch it i haven't seen it i just saw that
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: you i know that you did it and that's all
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: i know.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: I was executive producer on it as well which i fucking.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Loved really did you get one of those little chairs
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: with the black back.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: On it no i didn't Fucking hell, I should have
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: got that. I got an ego though, a massive ego
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: from it. I just loved it. I was, you know,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: it was a show that was built around me. It
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: was a, it's a, it was a dream situation. It
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: was a book that was then turned into a show
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: and they wanted to build it around me and had
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: awesome people on it and we made it and it
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: was fucking wicked. I loved it. I loved it. I
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: loved the story as well of being a woman, 41 now,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: you know, on screen being big and loud and, flawed
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: and annoying and weird and exciting. And before we're talking
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: about audiences and people come up to me in the
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: street and just like, women, they're like, I fucking saw
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: myself in that character. We don't see that much, right?
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: And so I love that. So I really, really would
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: have loved to have extended that and given more to
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: that story and seen more in that character, as well
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: as being the lead in a fucking show for a
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: second season, an executive producer, like, I'm not hiding that.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed that.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: So the whole experience was awesome.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like it. I want to go back
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: and watch it. I like some Australian shows. I like
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Bondi Rescue and I like, you know, Chris Lilley shows. Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Have you seen all of his stuff? Like from the beginning?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I think I've seen everything. The problem is, well, Netflix
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: took half of their, they used to have it up.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Summer Heights High? Yeah. And have you
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: seen We Can Be Heroes?
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Stop looking at my dick.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Fuck you, miss. Sorry for saying fuck you, miss.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Mr. G. Mr. G. Oh, it's so good.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: She's a naughty girl with a bad habit. A bad
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: habit for drugs. Ecstasy. Ecstasy. I fucking love him. Did
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: you see We Can Be Heroes? That was his first one.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: no it's we have australian of the year in australia.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Yes and it's about i have seen it it's at
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: a it takes place at a school as well well
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: it's all.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Again different characters all over australia who are nominated to
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: be australian of the year yes and he plays all
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: of them it's worth watching i have to go back
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: and find it for sure it's.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Great yeah the only place i got on summer i
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: was on like youtube in like and it's somebody else
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: watching it on their television and then.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Where was it?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: It's very Vietnamese.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Where was it? Was it on Netflix?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: No, this was on YouTube. It used to be somewhere good.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: But remember, they tried to cancel him here. That was
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: the dumbest shit ever. He's a fucking legend.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Chris is hilarious. Yeah, I don't know. I kind of
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: dropped off after Summer Heights High for no fucking reason.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I just, I didn't really see much of that stuff
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: after that.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: It was so good.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Hang on. Yes, I did. What was it?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Year 12. And Nathan!
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Nathan! No, those brothers. Fuck, that was funny. Nathan! Screaming
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: and he's next to him.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: And what about when the other kid comes up that's
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: like a better dancer than him? It was so fucking crazy.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Mr. G, that character. Oh, and Jemay.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: God, that was so good. It's just, that was like
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: the Seinfeld of Australia, I feel like, in a way. Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Cause it's so on the nose and perfect. You're like,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: could anything get more perfect than that? I got to
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: meet him once.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. I got to meet him once and I
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: was so, yeah, it was just, yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Was it awesome meeting him? I've never met him.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. He came on the podcast last time
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I was in Australia. Right.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: It was super. I came downstairs in the hotel and
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: he's just kind of standing off to the side, kind
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: of like, kind of has this like, Kind of like shyness,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I guess. Curious kind of guy.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I'm interested that he did your podcast because I don't
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: think he does much, does he? I don't think he
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: does a lot of stuff like that. I don't think
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: he does anything.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I felt super stoked about it. I'm going to try
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: to get to say hey to him before I leave town.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: He said he's out of town right now. Yeah, right.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: He's a funny guy.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Did you ever do like see Kath and Kim?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Kath and Kim?
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Kath and Kim. It's another Australian show that's fucking brilliant.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: It's about like suburban Australia.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Sean and Marley, I like. Have you seen them? No.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: It's like Recipes and Down Syndrome, basically. It's like a little.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Is it Australian?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's good.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: How did I know that?
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's quality form content. Good telly.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Good telly?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Sean is more of bit of bit. He can get
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: a little agitated sometimes if the vegetables aren't right.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Hang on, wait. Is this a TV or is it YouTube?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: This is YouTube. It's really great. So Sean and Marley,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: one of them has Down Syndrome, I believe. And I
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: believe they are, I don't know if they're Christian or not,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: but they're Asian. Well, we can't watch it, but they're great, though,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: if you get to see them. Yeah, we'll have them
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: for sure. Really wonderful. What else are you thinking about?
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: What else am I thinking about? My kid's got a
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: football game this afternoon.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Are you going to make it?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: No, the second half.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mom.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said to me on the phone, he's like, Mom,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: will you make it to the game? My nine-year-old. I went,
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: look at my phone. Flight gets in like 20 minutes
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: before you start.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: That's okay.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: You can just come to the second half. I was like,
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: you're the fucking best, man. That was nice of him.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: He's fucking wicked.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Dude, my mom would sit out in the outfield in
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: the van and she would say, hit it or we're leaving.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: And she would fucking lay on the horn.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: What did you play?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Play baseball. Right.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Hit it or we're leaving.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: And we would. Oh. Because she didn't want to wait
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: for the second time for the batters to go around.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: She's got shit to do.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't get to play much in the field.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I They would put me out there, but it was
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: like they didn't want me out there.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Did you like it?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't like it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: What, being in the outfield or playing at all?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I just didn't like being out there, I guess.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: There was things I didn't like about it, I guess.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't like the heat out there.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: You always feel like you're supposed to do yard work.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: You feel like a farmer. You're out there with all
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: this land.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: And like left field. You don't have any seed. You
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: don't have any mules. You're like.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Fucking around.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: With your own thoughts. That's never good when you've got depression, man.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: You're like, this farm sucks.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just wondering where the nearest fucking bridge is. This
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: isn't good for me. And they're long games, right? Baseball.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: Long.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, so long. It's like cricket.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Fucking long.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, cricket seems unbelievably ridiculous. It seems like they shouldn't
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: do it. That's what it seems like to Americans.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: And it also seems like they don't really do it.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you don't do fucking much.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: And then... All of a sudden something happens and everyone
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: shits themselves. Like, no, like four people of the 50,000
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: people that are fucking standing out there playing get excited
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: for 10 minutes and everyone goes home. Yeah. And it's
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: all across the news. What happened?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: And it lasts for like three days too. Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Isn't there like a 10-day test or something? Yeah, it
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: goes forever.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. There's like an Indian, it kind of reminds
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: me of the Indian wedding. A lot of Indian weddings
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: are like that.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they look fun.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I think it's a lot more fun than
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: a game of cricket probably.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: I think anything is a lot more fun. And a
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: game of fucking cricket.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: I really do.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I've been wanting to say that, but I think I
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: always be afraid to say it because I'm like, oh,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: people are going to get pissed.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you probably can't say it. But you know what?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Fuck that, man. I'll say this. The shit looks fucking ridiculous.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: The helmet looks absolutely insane. It looks unbelievably bad.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: How do you feel about American football then? Because they
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: look like fucking idiots. I think I kind of agree
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: with you. There's this clip on YouTube of NFL players
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: watching rugby league games. And because it's fucking brutal league,
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: like they have some padding.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, rugby seems way more.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: But they run at each other and they just, you know,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: demolish each other. That's why I don't want my kids
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: doing it. But it's really funny footage of these massive
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: NFL players going, what the fuck? They can't believe it.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's illegal. That's a spear tackle. 10 in
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: the bin. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. It's so full on.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Look out, mate, behind you.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: It makes my penis hurt. Yeah, it should. Makes my
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: penis hurt. Fuck.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Good God.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: And then he's got to get him. Oh, it's really brutal.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I see a lot of pain, I feel
• 57:58
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a weird thing you think that happens to people?
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  Speaker 3: I think men just talking about their genitalia in general
• 58:05
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  Speaker 1: out and figuring out what type of help, if any,
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  Speaker 1: could benefit you. Thank you. Yeah, how weird is it,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I guess, if your child's going through puberty, you got to, like,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: you got to fuck. Do you have to sit down
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: with them? What do parents do? Like, do you ever
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: talk with your husband about how to do that?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it goes like this. Fucking talk to him.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: That's how I do it.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I try and talk to him. We got an email
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: from his school saying, just so you know, this term
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: we're doing, like sex ed, we're going to be talking about.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: And I said to my son, sucked in. You're going
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: to get it at school. We do, we try and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: talk to, but they know. Fucking hell, kids know shit.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they know, but I think sex ed is when
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: it gets really weird because then it's like somebody is
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: talking about it and everybody's in the same room at
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: the same time. And they had a doll. I remember
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: they passed around like a doll in our class, which
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: was crazy. I'm like, people are like abusing this doll
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: kind of like, and there was a male doll and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: a female doll. Like I'm just, But I think it's
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: because you remember that energy? Did you have to go
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: to sex ed?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: I don't remember it at all.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: What? Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. Maybe I wasn't at school when it
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: was happening. We have this thing in Australia called Healthy Harold.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: And this fucking van comes around to each school. And
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Harold is the character. He's a giraffe. And you go
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: into the Healthy Harold van and they have like figurines
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: and it's like this is what a uterus looks like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: or like this is what like skin or, you know,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: like eyes.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: It's like a little petting zoo.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: See, but then I remember Healthy Harold comes. It's a lot.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: And then Healthy Harold comes back and then they talk
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: about sex ed and I didn't, maybe I didn't go.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird? I don't remember the.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Whole, you know.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Healthy Harold.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Condom on a banana thing. I don't remember any of that.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Maybe I just skipped it.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Well, that's pretty interesting that they use a giraffe to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: do it and he comes around.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: And my poppy's name was Harold as well. So I
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm fucking good not learning about this in
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: a weird dark van.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, getting into a van, I think, but that
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: happens to a lot of people who've gotten into a van.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: And learned a lot of shit. Learned a lot of
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: shit in a van.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Actually, it's not a bad idea. Almost like an ice
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: cream truck that just goes around with facts about sex.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just need to get parents to sign off
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: You're laughing. Yeah, we do try to talk to my
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: boy a bit about it.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing I would wonder. And what's the
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: school saying? Like, beware?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Like, it's puberty month or whatever?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: It's not. They're like, you think it's International Women's Day.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: It's not. It's we're teaching your kid about shit.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: I know. So it was just kind of letting us
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: know that they're going to be talking about a menstrual cycle.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: I'm full on at home with that with my boys.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: I'm in a house full of dicks. So I'm like,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: I talk about that a lot. I'm like, I've got
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: my period. Getting my period. Everyone look alive. And like everyone,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: gird your loins because, yeah, I'm firing some fucking warning shots.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: It's not looking good for any of you guys for
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: a while.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: But now my nine-year-old will be like, mom, did you
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: want something to eat? If I'm like, I've got my period.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Do you want something?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: I got good kids.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Raising good boys.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: That's sweet.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: That's nice.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: I also have heard my husband walk into the kitchen
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: and say to my boys, boys, it's fucking back off.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Get out of here.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I can hear him whispering. They're like, get out of here.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: She's not, it's not good.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Take it easy today, guys.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah. And will you guys have any more children,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: you think? No.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, so less.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: No, I've got a hundred. I'm good. I do have
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: moments though when I'm really busy with work and I'm like,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: maybe if I just have a baby, I don't have
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: to do any of this.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: And just stop and just have a baby because that's easy.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: People have babies all the time, I think, just so
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: they can get out of work or something or not
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: have to do something.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: Men do that. Women don't do that.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You think?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a men thing. That's not a woman thing.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: So men are like, oh, I'll have this baby and
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: then it'll make.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Let's have a kid. It's just easier. And the woman's like, yeah, sure.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Then she does it. She's like, I fucking hate you, man.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: I hate everything about you.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Men will do that, huh?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude. We're sick. We're sick, man.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: I do think about that though sometimes. And my youngest
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: really wants me to have another baby because he wants
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: to be a big brother.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: But I'm hoping my stepdaughters will hurry up and get pregnant.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, That will work for me.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. As long as somebody kind of fulfills that space
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: a little bit, I think that's super important.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: What else was saying? Oh, there was a bunch of
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: beauty tips I was going to ask you because so
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: many things you went through like with about like beauty
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: and different things we're talking about, like a lot of
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: your videos. Do you have a.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: That's not me.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: This is not, you know, but go on, bring that
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: back up though. What is some of these? I just
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: wanted to think, what do you think about some of
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: these new ones that people are doing?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Nose blush. What, you just make your nose pink?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's sweeping bright blush across your face,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: onto your nose.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: Highlight, I don't, who wants to highlight the bridge of
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: their nose?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I think it started probably with COVID or something, probably
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: because people were sick anyway. So I think people were like,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I might as well fucking look really bad.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, snail skin, fuck off. That's not a thing.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Snail skincare, yeah, this is where, I guess, yeah, people
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: are putting snails, and this must be a cook. This
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: is Asian thing. Yeah, popularizing Korea spread across Asia. The
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: texture of the snail slime on your face is already
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: giving us the heebie-jeebies. Actually, a snail on your face
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: would feel fucking wild, huh?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could feel that in a very specific part
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: of my spine. That's weird. It would be the actual,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: for me, the slow movement of the snail. I'm just
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: not interested. I'm happy. I would rather look like a
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: hat full of assholes than fucking sit through that. I'm
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: not doing that.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: And it's not even a movement. It's just a casual.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Never ending.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, almost seems kind of nice. I think it
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: depends on where you put it at.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That was quite nice.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know if it's soothing or not, though.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: You know what my friend Caleb told me? He told
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: me that there's a neatest thing I've ever heard. That
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: you can look at anything and know what it will
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: feel like on your tongue. Because when you were a baby,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: you put everything in your mouth. What?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: I can look at anything.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Like you can look at anything, like material or anything,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: and you can know what it would feel like on
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: your tongue.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. That's kind of cool.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. You can look at anything. But he said
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: it's because you tried everything when you were a child.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: But it doesn't kind of check out because like when
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: I look at those lights. I know how it feels
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: on my tongue, but that's not because I shove lights
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: in my face as a baby.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe not. But do you shove certain fat? It's just like,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: did we taste every fat? You know what I'm saying?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Did we taste every surface without even, you know? Yeah.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Sand, all that shit.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Cause it's weird. You can, once I started thinking about it, you're.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Kind of freaking out a little bit, like looking around.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Like how does our tongue know everything?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: And I think sometimes I said this to my kids
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: the other day, sometimes when I've got so much on
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: and cause I've, got ADHD as well, when I'm really overwhelmed,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I can feel the front part of my brain. I
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: can actually feel it. it. And when I think about that,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what other parts of me, if I think
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: hard enough about them, can I feel that you don't
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: usually think about? Do you know what I mean? Like
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: the same with if I had a drink of water
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: or something free and then someone tried to talk to
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: me and I had to answer them and I couldn't
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: swallow and I was like, going, oh, hang on. And
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: then I went, I forgot how to fucking swallow all
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: of a sudden because, don't say that, because you don't
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: have to think about swallowing, right? It just happens. So
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: when you do think about it, you forget how to
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: do it. I'm boring myself, but sometimes I can feel
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: the front part of my brain when I'm overthinking. And
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: I feel it's the same thing about that tongue thing.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: I don't usually think that I can feel my tongue
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: until I think about it.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: We're going to put this part on the car map
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: to put people to sleep.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to Calm App. We would make a.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Good Calm App episode. I'm so fucking sick of myself.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Calm App.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Celeste is going to tell you about the front part
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: of her fucking brain to put you to sleep.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: You're in a beautiful open field. What's that, a bird?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: What does that feel like on your tongue?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Calm down. Dude, if we made a Calm App episode,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: that'd be so fire.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: It'd be so good, wouldn't it?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: It would be so... Harry Styles is on it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: He's on there doing call map shit?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's fucking great because he reads you like
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: a story. And at the beginning of it, he's like, hello,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: it's Harry Styles here. I'm going to read you a story.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, fuck, all right, Harry, why don't you
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: read me a little story? It's really nice.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be good. I'm trying to think of
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: some good ones I would like to hear, maybe from
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Randy Quaid, maybe.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: LeBron does one too.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: He does? Yeah, it's good. I feel like if Kai
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Sinat did one, it would be pretty fucking fire too.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know for what his would be like.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe that would be great if everybody started making those.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Lots of people do them.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Like I was quite surprised when I saw it. Like, fuck,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: there must be money in that.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Do you do any impressions or impersonations kind of?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not that talented, unfortunately.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Did you ever try them? Like try to work on
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: it for a while or think about it?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: No, no, not really. I kind of had a little
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: moment of wanting to do SNL back in the day
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: before anyone gave a shit about who I was. But
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not really good at that stuff.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: I fucking think it's amazing though. People that do it.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: It blows my mind.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Did you see Shane Gillis on there?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: No. Who's that?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: He's an American comedian. He's like a really entertaining guy.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Very funny. He just, he had gotten kicked off of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: the show. Like they had hired him.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: As like a cast member.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: They hired him as a cast member a while, like
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: three years ago. And then the next day they looked
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: at some old episode from a podcast or something and
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: said something on it and they took him off. They said,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: we changed our minds. And then he blew up since
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: then and he has like a huge career. And now
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: they just had him back as a guest.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Did he host?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he hosted.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: So I thought it was interesting. I thought he was
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: going to say at the last minute.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Fuck you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Can't make it guys.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Wow. I kind of wish that he would, but I
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: don't know if that's just like a petty part of
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: me that wish that.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: I have that in me as well.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes that petty part of you just shows up,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Oh God.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Quite a lot for me. I can be quite petty.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Does it feel like, um, Jesus.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Air conditioning.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Um, does it feel, is it really a thing? What?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Like now when you think about it, cause you've been
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: traveling a lot, right? You're in hotels, you're on planes.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: It just like, my voice is, busted so that when
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: i tour the same thing it's the air conditioning just
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: cold synthetic air it's never right is it no that's
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: why when you i get hotel rooms i always try
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: to get like an open a fucking window yeah because
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: it's been like i say four days i've been in
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: a hotel or in a car or anything like that
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: or you know studios are cold so yeah it just
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: busts my.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Voice sometimes when i go to certain places i'll stay
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: in a place that doesn't have any air condition and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: when at first you're like, this sucks.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: But by like the second night, you kind of get
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: into like this real natural sort of pattern kind of.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: And your body kind of self-regulates itself with heat and everything.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: It's so much better for you. But yeah, it just,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: it buckles my voice. I'm actually going to have some
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: free water.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Did you see, well, you said you have ADHD, huh?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: And how'd you get it?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: I just bought it at the store. Just go down
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: and fucking pick it up.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, so it's not something that's developed.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: No, born with it. Well, I don't think I was
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: born with it. I was diagnosed at 16. Been medicated
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: on and off forever. I fucking hate it.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: You really?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I really struggle with it. I find it really hard.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Like, how do you notice it? Because sometimes I wonder,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: how do you notice it? Like, where do you notice it?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Because 16 is kind of a young age to diagnose
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: somebody with something, but... That's how we do it.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: And especially in the 90s as well. It's everywhere now,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: which is great. People talk about it so much now.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: But back then, ADHD was just like, shut up and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: sit down, have a pill, fuck off. It's not just
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: a hyperactivity thing. It's lacking in dopamine and all that.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: And I just run in circles. I can't grab a thought.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: I find it as I get older, it's kind of
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: getting harder. It's weird. Like, as I say, I'm medicated.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: for it, but, um, I get the medication makes me anxious.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: So it's like, well, which fucking devil do you choose
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: to hang out with? You're going to be like, well,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: I'll just be scattered and full on or not as scattered,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: not as full on, but anxious as fuck. And I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: don't know if it's a career thing as well, you know,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: with more success and all that with so much going
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: on and so much demand. But I find it hard
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: to cop a break with it. It bums me hard.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: See all this stuff online and people are like, ADHD,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: you know, I find it's like my superpower. And I'm like,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: fuck you. I don't find that at all. People, again,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: I think it might be a social media thing. It's like,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: it's great. It means I can do that and do
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: that and do that and do that. And I'm like,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: I can't do that or that or half of that
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: or any of that. And I've got a heap of
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: people that work for me and I fucking hate them
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: all because they don't do enough for me. Like it's
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: just– I find it exhausting. And it's the dopamine thing.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: We don't produce dopamine, that fucking drug that makes you happy.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: And it's just– it's hard. I find it really, really hard.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: So people with ADHD don't produce dopamine?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: I think we just– I think it's harder. It's a
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: lot harder for us to produce dopamine.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Can you look it up?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Like 10 times harder I think it is. What? And
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: I really feel that on a fucking cellular level. Trying
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: to write a stand-up show.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: You need the dopamine. You need the excitement.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I need a brain that can work, that can go,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: that's funny, that's funny, bring it in.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: People with ADHD have at least one defective gene. Oh, damn.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Your shit's messed up.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're fucking.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: The DRD2 gene makes it difficult for neurons to respond
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: to dopamine, the neurotransmitter that is involved in feelings of
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: pleasure and the regulation of attention.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Wow. Can you please tell me what... People with ADHD
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: have at least... See, I have to read it again.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: Can you please tell me what the DRD2 gene is?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Is that just... I wonder if that's what's in Ritalin.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Dopamine receptor D2, also known as D2R, is a protein
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: that in humans is encoded by the DRD2 gene.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dopamine.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: The dopamine D2 receptor is the main receptor for most
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: antipsychotic drugs. The structure of DR2 and complex with the atypical.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: It's not helping me.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: No, it's so many words for me right now.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: Pretty pictures though. You reckon I've got ADD? I did.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, they look like streamers. That's what I
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: thought when I looked at it.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just, I tell you, what if I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: take an antidepressants? I got off like three months ago
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: and then I just got back on like two days ago.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't take it anymore.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: I was on antidepressants. Coming off though, I actually, my
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: last standup show, I talk a lot about that. That's
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: no fucking joke. Coming off those. Did you find it
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: really hard?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I found it hard. I found the harder part
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: for me is realizing that I have to go back
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: on right now. Cause I think I didn't want to
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: have to be back on and traveling in Australia has been,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: it's just been tough. It's been tough to like, I
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: had a good pattern of like, uh, fitness and stuff
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: at home and I've still been doing well, but just
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: not as organized your sleep patterns get off. So it
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: put me in a, like a real, I got into like,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: I got real angry and then I got like in
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: a real tough spot and I just didn't know what
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: else to do. So I was like, I think I
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: just have to get back on them. So I think
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: part of me was really bummed out that I had to.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I understand that. I remember when I had
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: to go, I was on them, then I went off
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: and went back on them. And I thought the same thing.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't want to be trapped on it.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: I felt trapped on antidepressants.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: It takes so long to come off them. Coming off them,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: it takes six weeks. You have to wean yourself off.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't want to have to do
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: that again.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I got on them like 20 years ago. So
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: I'm like, have I just, and the tough part is
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of feelings. I have feelings,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: but it's hard to know what they are because the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: antidepressants kind of just make everything feel the same. Right.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: And then a lot of times some feelings I don't process.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: So I get in this tough spot where I'll get
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: off the antidepressants so I can have some feelings.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: But then sometimes if I'm not careful, there's some pitfalls
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: and that can get, you know, pretty deep. And so
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: it's just tough because, and it's like, well, like I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: wanted to, like, I want to get, you know, like
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: married or something one day. And so I start thinking, well,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how I feel about people sometimes.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Like if I'm dating, it's hard for me to even
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: know because it's just hard for me to access my feelings.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're numbing, aren't they? Blunting. They blunt.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything kind of feels the same. It's like, oh, man,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: I just saw that dog get hit by a bus.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Or do I like Sharon?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It's the same feeling.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: So I was like, I have to get off of
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: these or I'm just going to be stuck in this
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: cycle of not knowing anything. how I feel about someone,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: But then it's just gotten too steep recently. So I'm
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: going to get back on. I am back on now
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: and then maybe I'll get off whenever I get back home.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: See, when I'm touring, I'm in the best routine. Isn't
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: that weird?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: When I'm at home, I'm so fucking scattered with the
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: kids and life. And I think because I probably have
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: my husband there as well. I'm like, help.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: And is a husband helpful or is a husband not helpful?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: No, he's brilliant.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Let's get to the bottom of it. Yeah.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: That's the only reason I'm here.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Always with the children.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: To tell you how great my, yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: He's all time. No, he's brilliant.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Is it hard to love somebody after you're like married
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: for a while? Does it get different kind of?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: It's not hard to love him. We've been together for
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: 20 years.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: I think, I mean, he's the only thing I've committed to.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: And not, I'm not, don't just mean person, I mean thing. ADHD,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: you can't, I don't know how.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: To really, really, really.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Crave stability, yet I'm fucking terrified by it. But I
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: need it. So it's, and I have that with him.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: So it's different, sure, but it's, I love, yeah, stability
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: and I get that from him.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: It's so great. Was it hard.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: To make that decision? Yeah, because I think I have
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: a tough time with commitment. It's like fucking the last
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: thing I want to do.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm a goal-oriented person as well. So
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I kind of met him and went, let's go. I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: also fell pregnant, so we got married.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, you did?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we were together for two months. Yeah, a
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: week and a half. No, eight years. Wow.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ages.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Long distance. We've always been long distance.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: You have?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Something kind of nice about it. It's almost sort of
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: romantic and long distance. Like you're coming back from war. Yeah.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: He's going off with the troops or whatever.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. He's at home making things for me, making it nice.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Making the weapons. Yeah.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Making the pie that I eat when I come in.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: And so now with touring and being away for work,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: we're kind of used to it.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. do Australian comedians feel like they have to
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: go to America? You have to get that American audience.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Is there like a feeling like that?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: I don't, um, I don't think so. I mean, for me, yes.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Cause my audience is there because of the internet, but
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: there's some fucking brilliant Australian comics are my favorite that
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: are here and are killing it here and don't have
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: to go anywhere. And I don't, I mean, I don't know. Sure.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: They probably want to go do what they want to do,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: but they're killing it here. They don't need to, cause
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: it's a smaller pool as well. So, you know, you're,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: A lot of our comedians are on TV as well.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: They get great jobs on telly. They don't need to
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: worry about fucking off over there.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's so nice here. It's so safe.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: That's the craziest thing. It's like you can go somewhere
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: and you're not going to get killed. Well, yeah, by
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: a gun. You might buy a fucking shark. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: but you're going to notice that your pants are getting
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: wet first.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: Before you're like... Yeah, when you go swim in the ocean,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: you're like, today might be the fucking day. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: but not just walking down the street.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not just milling in a park and there's
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: some fucking.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Tarantula just runs at your face.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Some dope shark just rolls up on you, you know?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Fucking alligator comes after you.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, we have a... Yeah, it's one of our most
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: dangerous animals over there. It's just homeless people and... Is
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: the gun. Drugs and the gun. Can you imagine if
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: guns were all over your country?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: I fucking can't. When I'm over there, I'm in the States,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: I'm like, we rolled into a place when I was
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: doing a show on the last tour and 500 metres
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: down the street there was a shooting at the local mall.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: And I was like, are we alerting authorities to get
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: me the fuck out of here? Like, you know, it's
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: the biggest thing in the world for us. It's the biggest.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: There's a shooting. We're in New South Wales. There's a
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: shooting in fucking Queensland. I'm telling you, siren alarms will
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: go off here.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: And I remember then these women came to my show
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: that night and I do a meet and greet after
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: and it's that thing as well. Do I talk about
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: it when I get on stage? What do I do?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: It was so close by. Like three people were fucking
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: shot and killed.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't know they were dead.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: No, but like it's like what the fuck?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, you make the decision not to
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: talk about it because it's like, I'm giving you guys
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: an hour of laughter and I don't want to be
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: that Australian that comes in and goes, you guys are fucked.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: And then I did a meet and greet and there
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: was this group of women after. And I was talking
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: to them.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: And I was like, that's really full on with what happened.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: And they just glazed over.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: They didn't care.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Well, no, they just, you have to, because they're going
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: to put their kids on a fucking school bus the
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: next day and send them off to school. Like, yeah, anyway,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: do you miss your kids when you travel without them? Oh,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: you guys have different coping mechanisms than we have. It's
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: built different.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, no, it's gotten extremely just severe and bizarre
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: It blows my mind.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: People are, like, wishing their children well and, like, getting them, like,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: Kevlar and stuff for Christmas and, like, bullet-resistant things.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: And all the debates that go on after there's a shooting,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: they're like, well, you know why this is? It's because
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: some random– Man had an issue once with his mother
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: and found, and I'm like, what's the end of that sentence?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: A gun. You fuckheads. Like, what the fuck?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: I agree with you, but how would you get rid?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: That's the problem is at this point, there's no.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: No, you're fucked. You're so far in with the NRA
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: and everyone's all up in everyone.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like how would you get all the guns?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: Well, we did a buyback system in Australia.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: We had a mass shooting, Port Arthur, 96, was it?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: And it was the greatest mass shooting we've had in
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: this country and then our government did a buyback system.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: You got $ 300 for everyone who brought in their fucking
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: guns and they fucking, sure there's psychos who were like,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: no one gets my gun. But we did a buyback system.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: In America, I bet you would get 20,000 guns.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: Shot in the face. Hey, I have an idea. Fuck off. Okay.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You would get, you're right.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Shot in the fucking face. You got to cut all
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: this out because now I'm terrified when I go to America,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to shot in the fucking face.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: No, you're not getting shot. I sent a DM to
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Pablo Escobar's wife when she got out of prison and
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't been killed yet. So I didn't know. I
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: thought she was single. I thought.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, you said it like a fucking DM.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't say like.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were like, congratulations, he's out. I
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: wish you both all the best now that... Oh, dude.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I just said, hola, mama. But still, I think, yeah,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: people could perceive that wrong. But like, I.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to be fine. But yeah, it's so crazy.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: You don't realize how less stress I feel being here.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: It's like I don't even want to go back. Part
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: of me doesn't even want. It's so fucking scary. You
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: don't realize that there's always this thought in the back
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: of your head that somebody's going to just fucking.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: He's got a gun. I think all the time. And
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: the shooters are the worst.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: They show up. They kill 19 people. They're just trying
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: to shoot one guy.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: Fucking hell.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: They have the worst aim. We've got to start training
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: these kids to shoot better.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going to stay out of that one. I reckon
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: I got in enough. I'm doing everything I can to
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: get the fuck out of this now. Cancel my tour.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not going. I don't even care.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the solution is. But yes.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Fucking guns.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: I agree with you. But how do you get rid
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: of them? Because the criminals are not going to turn
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: them in. And the guy that's afraid the criminal isn't
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: going to turn it in isn't going to turn it in.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: But don't you have incentives to buy guns over there?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: You open a bank account, you get a gun. Maybe
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: start there.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: People don't want, yeah, nobody would. It's just too ingrained
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: in the culture.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's going to like it. It's like having
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: a belly button. Right?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: If you try to take somebody's fucking belly button.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: You get shot in the face.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: People would be pretty TO'd or pissed off.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you have. It's very. popular Jim Jefferies bit
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: on gun control in America.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: It's good. He's so good. Spot on. He's such a legend.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Have you gotten to meet him?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: No. That bit he does is fucking brilliant. It terrifies me, though,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: when I'm over there. I'm not going to lie.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: It terrifies us. It's really not cool.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: I run my mouth. I run my mouth a lot.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: When I get there, I'm like, well, I can't because
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: But you guys are charming. You guys are like a–
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: like when the– you know when the– The rare white
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: wombat comes to the zoo or whatever. I feel like
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: that's what it's like when Australians come. People want to
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: go see what's going on. Look at them.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: They're in the cage. Yeah, you're fun. You got your fun.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: Give them a celery, you know?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Are they all British?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: I just feel like people are so intrigued about seeing
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: you guys. But there is a peacefulness over here. What
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: else is it about it?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Have you been to New Zealand?
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to New Zealand.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: That's where it's at. I fucking love NZ. It's beautiful.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: I love it over there.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: And it's very unique.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: It's magical. I'd move there in a heartbeat.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: We went to Auckland as well, and you meet people
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: who are making sounds and they don't know what they're saying.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: They're using only vowels. I've met people who use only vowels. Yeah, right.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: What are you doing, honey? Oh. Zero continents. You're like, wow.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Come fucking out.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: You look like a fucking witch then.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw a guy, he sprained his fucking spine
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: trying to finish a sentence over there.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: I think you just maybe ran into someone who happened
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: to be on fucking ice. Like that doesn't, that's not
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: how New Zealanders speak. It could have been. Like the
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: one dude who's on fucking meth in the street you
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: rock up and talk to.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There could have been some trankies going on. Let's
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: bring up that one video of this girl. Did you
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: see this video of this young lady? It's so funny.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: When you're putting your mind to it, you know exactly
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: what to do indoors.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: How was that for you?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was amazing. I mean, it was such a
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: strong race. We were all running so fast, multiple running
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: in the 50s, so I knew I had to go
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: out fast. I'd leak in front of me, so I
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: wanted to be in front of them.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: I could hear all the way she was behind me.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Hang on.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: Where's she from? What accent is that? I can't get
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: past it.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: That's Disney's, bro. She's from Disney.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Can you play?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: Let's play it again.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: Is that all right if we could play it again?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: I just need to fucking know. Again, you know what
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: I can feel right now? The front part of my
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: fucking brain.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: Find me.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: She's British. Indoors.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: How was that for you?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: What are you? It was amazing.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was such a strong race. We were
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: all running so fast, multiple running in the 50s. So
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: I knew I had to go out fast. I'd leak
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: in front of me. So I wanted to be in front.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: And I could hear how fast she was behind me.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, this is good.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: Now we keep going.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: And it's probably so amazing. Her mate's like, you put
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: the mic on the wrong bitch. That's Mickey Mouse. When
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: she's not doing that, she's a suit operator at fucking
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: Disneyland of Mickey Mouse.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: She's got to be.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: That's amazing. See?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: You could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: 400-meter indoor world record. Fans react as Femke Boll. Femke
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Boll's interview.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, Glasgow.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's Scottish.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: Glasgow.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Have you toured over there in the UK?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: But I've never been so tired. I've just been like.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Right. That was fucking great.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: With the American cartoon character.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: The Dutch runner into the world championships with a world
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: record of 49.24 seconds in the 400, but blew past
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: the timing again in Glasgow.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: What happened? I want to know what happened 30 seconds
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: before that. Interview, did she rock up? And they were like,
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: let's do an interview. And her mate was like. It
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: was amazing. Her mate was like, I don't reckon we
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: need to do an interview. I reckon we're good. But
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Mickey Mouse was like, oh, crap. And they're like, no,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: we've already achieved so much. We just nailed it. She's like,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: you guys never let me do interviews. Can I do
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: an interview? And they're like, all right. Gird your loins.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Here she is. It's a small world after all.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, man. That's funny. Any other news, guys?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: Anything else?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: That's going on?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: No, that's the only thing that's going on in the world.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: Fucking Mickey Mouse went for a run.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's other bigger stuff we could talk about. Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: They went to the zoo. Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: Well done.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Not surprised. I think it's like an Australian tradition coming
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: here and going to the zoo, huh?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. It's a pretty cool zoo. Oh,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: it's pretty. It's like a sanctuary as well. They do conservation.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: They do some fucking great work there.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: I thought it was way hands-on. I was kind of
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: surprised and yeah. It's like you really get close to
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: some animalia.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: The Kelsey man has a brother. Is that correct?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: And did he just retire from something?
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He plays football. He played for the NFL for
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Eagles.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: Is that the same team as the other Kelsey man? No,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: a different brother. That just won the Super Bowl? No.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: Because I saw his press.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Very tear-filled.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: I thought his mother had died.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: It was a lot of tears.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, we all fucking retire. I'm What happened?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: It meant a lot to him.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: But it's everywhere.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: He went through a lot of stuff. He went through, like,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: also he talked about, like, his family. He got real
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: deep into it. I think sometimes it's almost you wonder, though, like,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: are they trying to get them to do more now?
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: I thought it was very genuine and touching. But, yeah,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: he had a lot of.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: Look, I thought it was very genuine and very touching.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: I just didn't need to hear it. I was like,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: maybe on a podcast. Like, you know, you're going on
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: later and having a chat to someone about But it
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: went on and on. We had no cousins. It was
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: just me and my brother. I was like, just come
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: out and make the announcement. I'm done. It's been a
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: great season. It's been a great 40 years that I've
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: been playing catch up. I was like, bitch, you're still
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: fucking crying. It just went on for me. International Women's
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: Day is so disrespectful.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good point on International Women's Day. Do
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: you think that people are less emotional in Australia?
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: I think we're still pretty emotional. Yeah?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: I just don't think. We have as much media attention
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: on it. Oh, that's a good point.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: And especially him. It's kind of interesting the side effects
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: of like, because I've always thought Travis Kelsey liked darker women, right?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: That's always been the.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know the man.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: Like if he ate an Oreo, he would just eat
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: the sides.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, right.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: Well, he's not now. Not now.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, now he's going heavy cream.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Right in the center.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's going full cream. Yeah.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: So it's just, I think a lot of people, I, yeah,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of like, a lot of
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: people wondering the reality behind that. Like, is it real?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: And you don't know what the media, you don't know
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: what their strategy is. You don't know what their plan is.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: You know, they could easily approach people and say, this
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: is what we want to do.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, Australia shat themselves when he flew in
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: for her, one of her concerts.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's the crazy part. I just wonder what
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: his life is going to be like now because that's
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: a level I feel like of fame that's kind of like.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: Miserable.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: Every interview is asking about her.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: Every.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: And it will be for the rest of his life. Yeah.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: It's Taylor Swift.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: You can't fight that. I wonder if you think about
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: that before you, but maybe you don't. I don't know.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking out loud, you know. I mean, if
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: you're really in love, you don't.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what I was going to say. If you
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: love someone, you're like, fuck it, whatever, who cares? But
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: I think if you go in with it, with an
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: idea of it being an arrangement, then it's different. So
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: maybe it is love. Do you know what I mean?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: If you love someone, you just go into it and
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: then you find yourself in interviews always talking about them,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: always talking about your relationship.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Gosh.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: Gosh. Oh, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: that level of fame.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: I couldn't do it.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It feels like a lot. No, no, no. It already,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: sometimes it's weird when it starts to feel like your
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: own name doesn't even belong to you anymore. Does that
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: make any sense to you?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: It makes absolute sense to me. Even when I'm on
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: a fucking phone call calling, you know, a kid's school.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: Like Celeste Barber. Like, shut up. Like, I feel like going,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: can I speak to so-and-so? Or, yeah, even saying my
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: name now feels kind of weird. Yeah. Or when my
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: mates are like, we'll get a table somewhere. They're like,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: say Celeste Barber. I'm like, no. And they're like, we do?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: What do you fucking mean you do? You're not even there.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not there. I'm in America. How do you mean
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: you've got the fucking table at Nobu in Sydney? They're like, no,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: it's fine. And then they just spend the whole time
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: at dinner going, she's coming.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's actually a great idea. Yeah. If you're waiting
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: for a table out there, make sure you say.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: Adele.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: Adele. Get a table with Adele.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad I got to have a table for
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: a little while today with Celeste Barber. Thanks for meeting up.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: I know you have a lot going on and I
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: know you have to go home to your son's birthday.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: And his football game. No, it was good. It was
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: good to come in. It was good to meet. I
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: hope we made it work. Thanks for moving it as well.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: I know you had to move it around a bit
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. That's all right. I'm glad that we
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: got to. Yeah, I was trying to learn as much
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: as I could about Australia, but I think we talked
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: about Australia some, huh? Yeah.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: Are you going to do like Great Barrier Reef or
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: Great Ocean Road, any of those sort of things while
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: you're here?
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: I think the next time I come, I'm going to
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: come back one more time.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: And make it a thing.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: Just one more time before you die.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I mean, I might come back
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  Speaker 1: more than that. I used to have a dream I
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: would meet my wife in Australia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: But I think a lot of people romanticize stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be nice, but you never know. But I think
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  Speaker 1: the first time I came, I did shows like, and
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: it was like travel show the same day, that sort
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: of thing. It was way too hard on me.
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  Speaker 3: It's too much. That's what my last tour, I did that.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: It's way too hard. And so this time we slowed
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  Speaker 1: it down and it's been awesome. Got to be at
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: the Gold Coast and see different places and spend a
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: little bit more time in different cities. But then it
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: also gets kind of long. You know, you're going for
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: three weeks and you're like. Yeah. But my biggest audiences
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: are in Australia.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Mine are in the States. Look at that. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird? Yeah, that's the goal, isn't it? To
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: slow it down. so you can kind of live and
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: enjoy work. But like I was saying, I can't with
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: fucking kids and living so far away. Where did you
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: go on the Gold Coast?
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  Speaker 1: We went to Paradise Cove or something.
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  Speaker 3: Surfers Paradise.
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  Speaker 1: Surfers, yeah. Yeah. It was good. We got some electric
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: bikes and we got to ride out onto the water,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: like onto the beach.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was unreal. It might have been the neatest thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever done. I literally felt like I was on
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: the moon, which had never been new.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking magic beaches we have up there. I'm up, that's
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: where I live up there.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, I know.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking good. I just wanted to just
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: rip my fucking penis off and just throw it in
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: the water. That's how I felt really.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, you might find your wife up there. Who knows?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason when I'm having a good time,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: I literally want to rip my penis off and just
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: throw it into whatever I'm having fun at.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: A kangaroo. Whip it at a kangaroo at a sanctuary.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: No, those kangaroos are too dangerous.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll fuck you up.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: All right, so let's move on. People can watch your
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: special on Netflix. They can check out your tour. Now,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: will this also be coming to the States?
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm there. Second of May Oh okay Netflix is
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: a joke Oh that's right you start then And then
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: touring for two months Okay sweet May, June Yeah buy
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: fucking tickets TheLessBarber.com please.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah TheLessBarber.com please I've enjoyed spending time with her I'm
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: sure you guys will too And thank you so much
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: And happy birthday to your son How old is he
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: going to be? Ten Oh wow it's such.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: A big age Yeah double digits God he's growing up
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: His name's Buddy It is a real name for someone
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: It's fucking Buddy.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: Wow that's the best thing about Australia People have names
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: like Buddy and Poppy and Lily.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah in America when we're there and my other son's
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: name is Lou. They're like, hey, buddy. And Lou's like, no,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: that's him. And Buddy's like, how does everyone know my
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: name in America?
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: In America we have names like Bullet and Casket.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and fucking Stud and Tard.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Cock.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: And Chunk.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: All right. Cheers, Celeste. Thank you.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: I'm falling like these leaves.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: I must be cornerstone.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, but when I.
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  Speaker 2: Reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: I can feel it in my bones.