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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
- 0:14Speaker 1: Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Hello everybody, Okay, welcome in. Uh we're going to be
- 0:23Speaker 2: doing Atlanta today. And this is crazy because this is
- 0:27Speaker 2: the penultimate episode. The finale is next week. Jamie.
- 0:30Speaker 1: How did it sneak up on us so fast?
- 0:33Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't know. But for that I'm going to
- 0:35Speaker 2: hold my rose Rose Gold, my Rose Crystal.
- 0:39Speaker 1: What is it?
- 0:40Speaker 2: Rose Quartz, Rose Quartz, thank you? And you're just gonna
- 0:44Speaker 2: hold a random and cactus cactus.
- 0:49Speaker 1: This was a bit.
- 0:50Speaker 3: This is a cactus purchase at TJ Max. But I
- 0:53Speaker 3: was doing a bit with someone, so I wrote and
- 0:55Speaker 3: said it was an original Andy Warhol.
- 0:59Speaker 2: That's hilarious. I love that. That's really funny. Hopefully that
- 1:03Speaker 2: won't break, and this won't break because Kelly's Crystal broke.
- 1:09Speaker 1: And look what happened in today's episode.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Man, I'll tell you what. Okay, today's episode. I feel
- 1:18Speaker 2: really bad for Kelly. But just as we all know,
- 1:20Speaker 2: like divorces just zig and zag. You just think when
- 1:25Speaker 2: when you think it's the end to last one, it
- 1:28Speaker 2: just doesn't go through. I feel so bad for all
- 1:31Speaker 2: these people trying to get divorces.
- 1:33Speaker 3: I know they make it very difficult to get a
- 1:35Speaker 3: divorce in this modern era. And I'll tell you what,
- 1:39Speaker 3: she's ready to be done. And also, now he's back
- 1:43Speaker 3: in jail, you'd rather go to jail that pay child support.
- 1:47Speaker 2: The fact that she was like, nope, we had to
- 1:50Speaker 2: have a continuance and he's in jail, I was like, well,
- 1:55Speaker 2: that was eventful. I mean it was definitely eventful.
- 1:58Speaker 3: I mean four hours, four hours and chatting it up
- 2:02Speaker 3: in the courtroom.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Clearly she doesn't even care about child support. I mean
- 2:05Speaker 2: she does, but she probably is like that is the
- 2:09Speaker 2: least of my concerns. I just want the paper to
- 2:11Speaker 2: say we're done. Like I have so many questions as
- 2:16Speaker 2: to why they couldn't just be done with it. I mean,
- 2:18Speaker 2: obviously the law is there for a reason. So that's
- 2:20Speaker 2: good that they're protecting what they should, which is that
- 2:23Speaker 2: he needs to pay child support. And if he doesn't,
- 2:25Speaker 2: obviously there's a penalty. But you know, it's just she's
- 2:29Speaker 2: the one who's being punished.
- 2:31Speaker 3: But isn't there a clause too where she could just say,
- 2:34Speaker 3: I sign off on child support, just get this done.
- 2:38Speaker 2: You know, right, you're right, So she hasn't so that's
- 2:40Speaker 2: a good point.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Well, and I get it. I get that.
- 2:42Speaker 3: You know, he is the father and he should pay
- 2:45Speaker 3: child's support. But when you're doing as well as you're
- 2:47Speaker 3: doing and you want often done with this guy, perhaps
- 2:50Speaker 3: you say, but you know, see, it sounds to me
- 2:53Speaker 3: like he would never Just like Ralph, he's not going
- 2:55Speaker 3: to do what she wants, so he probably would say
- 2:57Speaker 3: I don't want to sign off on that, right right,
- 3:00Speaker 3: I mean time breaks some good reverse psychology. I'll tell
- 3:03Speaker 3: you one thing, you better never sign off on child
- 3:06Speaker 3: support and let me handle all the bulk.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Yes, and I'll be like I change my mind.
- 3:13Speaker 2: I will. I'm gonna pay you more child support like you.
- 3:17Speaker 2: It's like a cartoon from our era. We're gonna be
- 3:23Speaker 2: doing Love Island this week, so.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Good everyone catch up on Love.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Also, I got my sleep study results back in and
- 3:37Speaker 2: I'm going to have the sleep doctor on my podcast.
- 3:41Speaker 2: It's gonna be really fascinating. But I have idiopathic hypersomnia,
- 3:45Speaker 2: which is a form of narcilepsy, which is crazy Jane.
- 3:49Speaker 2: So it is just like excessive daytime sleepiness. Even if
- 3:53Speaker 2: I take a nap during the day, I never feel refreshed.
- 3:56Speaker 2: It is not the type of narcolepsy where you like
- 4:00Speaker 2: fall asleep standing up, because it's not that, but it's
- 4:02Speaker 2: a form of it and it's wild. So I will
- 4:06Speaker 2: be medicated, and it's really exciting to finally get the results.
- 4:11Speaker 2: But I can go into that more later. Obviously, it's
- 4:14Speaker 2: going to be exciting when I have them on the podcast.
- 4:15Speaker 1: So medicated like Britt and her roommate, the pill popper, the.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Pill popper, that's me. I'll be pill popping roommate.
- 4:23Speaker 1: You know it what I know.
- 4:24Speaker 3: You said you want to move past this, but just
- 4:26Speaker 3: very quickly. So you don't have sleep apnea.
- 4:29Speaker 2: I do not have sleep apna.
- 4:30Speaker 3: No, you have been diagnosed with something. I can't wait
- 4:33Speaker 3: to see if it makes you feel better. Babe.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Oh I'm so excited. Yeah, I'm super excited. Like I'm
- 4:40Speaker 2: glad to now finally have the results and see how
- 4:43Speaker 2: things will improve in my life. But when you take
- 4:47Speaker 2: the daytime naps, there they see how long it takes
- 4:50Speaker 2: for you to fall asleep, you know, and if you
- 4:53Speaker 2: fall asleep under eight minutes in these fifteen to twenty
- 4:56Speaker 2: minute naps, then you are in the category of narc
- 5:00Speaker 2: See your idiopathic hypersomnia. And I fell asleep within five
- 5:03Speaker 2: minutes in every half.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Yeah that I fall asleep like that too.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Well, I think you should get a sleep study.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Honestly, I got idiomthe p sleepnia.
- 5:14Speaker 1: I've got sleep.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Nomnia, idio sleep phenomenon phenomena. All right, listen, speaking of
- 5:23Speaker 2: like getting to the doctor and stuff like that, you know,
- 5:26Speaker 2: Shemiah coming back from Grenada and being like I got strap,
- 5:30Speaker 2: and now poor Shiloh. I was like, please don't let
- 5:32Speaker 2: her have strap. Thank god that test came back negative.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah, y yi, yay.
- 5:37Speaker 1: That is so hard to handle.
- 5:40Speaker 3: But I did love that little aside about how she
- 5:42Speaker 3: greases up her babies and she said, and I don't
- 5:44Speaker 3: leave the house with an inkling of foundation on.
- 5:47Speaker 1: I thought, it's so good.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Listen, if Shamia is going to talk about like greasing
- 5:52Speaker 2: ourselves up, like we're gonna jump on board, and I'm
- 5:54Speaker 2: going to sign off too, And I think that's amazing.
- 5:58Speaker 2: I was so sad to hear that, obviously the surrogate
- 6:01Speaker 2: that the transfer that they did did not work. That's
- 6:03Speaker 2: always really heartbreaking. I mean, oh you.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Know, I mean, my gosh, she loves her husband so much,
- 6:12Speaker 3: and she wants to give him a sign.
- 6:14Speaker 1: And you're telling me that they can choose the gender, right.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Yes, you can. It depends on what kind of fertility
- 6:20Speaker 2: clinic you go to. So, for example, the fertility clinic
- 6:23Speaker 2: that I went to in Colorado CCRM, they did not
- 6:28Speaker 2: let you pick the gender or the sex. Rather, they said,
- 6:32Speaker 2: we put in the healthiest one. That's what we do here.
- 6:35Speaker 2: There are other places that you can decide, you know,
- 6:39Speaker 2: because you know, and yeah, so you can totally do that.
- 6:43Speaker 2: It just depends on where you go.
- 6:45Speaker 1: I like that.
- 6:45Speaker 3: I pass no judgment on anyone for anything. And yeah,
- 6:49Speaker 3: you can tell. What he is looking for is a
- 6:54Speaker 3: young gentleman to continue the name forward. And that's his
- 6:58Speaker 3: absolute right.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Gentlemen say like, oh, I don't know, mister President and Aiden,
- 7:05Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 7:08Speaker 1: I always love these too. They're still so.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Cute, unbelievable how they have turned out already like just
- 7:17Speaker 2: exquisite human beings.
- 7:19Speaker 1: I could daily watch that clip. Can help miss the
- 7:23Speaker 1: President Dick when there's.
- 7:24Speaker 3: A little I remember seeing that. I could watch that.
- 7:27Speaker 3: They were the cutest little kids. I think Vadra is
- 7:30Speaker 3: an excellent mom. I can't believe that that you know,
- 7:34Speaker 3: they are so secure to be able to say I
- 7:37Speaker 3: want to make my own pants and her not to
- 7:39Speaker 3: be weird about that and be like, yes, of course,
- 7:41Speaker 3: enjoy your creativity.
- 7:43Speaker 1: You know.
- 7:44Speaker 2: I just thought that she just got him a you know,
- 7:46Speaker 2: a machine and was like, well, if they don't have
- 7:49Speaker 2: your size and they can't, they just figure it out.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Here is a sewing machine. That she would have that
- 7:54Speaker 2: idea and encourage him to do that, and the fact
- 7:56Speaker 2: that he did it, yeah, is a whole other thing.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:00Speaker 3: So many parents are so strange about things, and I
- 8:02Speaker 3: don't like that, Like, if your daughter wants to do
- 8:04Speaker 3: you know, wrestling or whatever, let it be what it
- 8:07Speaker 3: is like, don't you know? You know, you can't think
- 8:09Speaker 3: about when kids are little. I've seen it even amongst
- 8:12Speaker 3: people I know where it's like we they don't want
- 8:14Speaker 3: them playing with the opposite gender toys.
- 8:17Speaker 1: I'm like, what, who cares? Yeah?
- 8:19Speaker 2: No, I completely agree, and I do feel like, you know,
- 8:23Speaker 2: times are changing.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, Mattie had a Star Wars theme birthday, which
- 8:27Speaker 3: was so cool.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Yes, like my little pony, you.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Know, yes, yes, oh my god. And she did have
- 8:32Speaker 2: my little pony when she was younger. But yes, she
- 8:35Speaker 2: actually is like like none of her friends are into
- 8:38Speaker 2: Star Wars, and she remembers our old neighbor was into
- 8:42Speaker 2: Star Wars. So she kept being like, Mommy, can you
- 8:44Speaker 2: please get in touch with you know, you know who
- 8:46Speaker 2: and like we'll go and I was like, okay, okay,
- 8:48Speaker 2: So I finally got in touch so she could go
- 8:50Speaker 2: over and have like a Star Wars play date because
- 8:53Speaker 2: she's dying to play Star Wars with a kid, like
- 8:56Speaker 2: because we play Brett and I play it with her
- 8:57Speaker 2: all the time and we just have such a blast.
- 9:00Speaker 2: You can imagine how Brett is feeling with her being
- 9:03Speaker 2: into Star Wars and I love it.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Love And I also can't believe she has the eyebrow
- 9:07Speaker 3: thing going, which is it's to move.
- 9:11Speaker 2: The one eyebrow.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Yeah, she does it.
- 9:15Speaker 2: It's just crazy right yes, Okay wait, this is what
- 9:20Speaker 2: Fhedra posts it on hers on her on her Instagram.
- 9:24Speaker 2: When your sons are CEO and COO of The Drip,
- 9:29Speaker 2: mister president launched his pants line and his brother is
- 9:33Speaker 2: his manager and financial advisor. We don't just wear success,
- 9:37Speaker 2: we work for it. This is obviously a good promo
- 9:41Speaker 2: for the show. She posted this the other night, but
- 9:44Speaker 2: like those pants were amazing. I mean we're talking like
- 9:47Speaker 2: she buys Chara could never in the amount of time,
- 9:51Speaker 2: and he said.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Marks could never Brooks Marks released and he.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Brooks Marks only did one track sit at his first show.
- 10:04Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, those pants. My jaw hit
- 10:07Speaker 3: forth the ground on the second pair.
- 10:10Speaker 2: So you're saying to me that he like literally made
- 10:13Speaker 2: those pants. He made those pants by himself.
- 10:16Speaker 3: He was cutting them up. Well, I'm sure he had
- 10:18Speaker 3: a seamstress mentor but yeah, he made them. Damn they
- 10:23Speaker 3: look good and I think they could be very much
- 10:26Speaker 3: warned by everybody.
- 10:27Speaker 1: I wanted a pair of those second pair. I was like,
- 10:29Speaker 1: these are stupid dud. But also I love what Rader said.
- 10:35Speaker 3: You you you will always have your brother, and you
- 10:39Speaker 3: know she's really fostering that that.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Yeah, to take care of each other.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Yes, well, I love that. In the name of his
- 10:46Speaker 2: pants was the name Joggers, because that's a little bit
- 10:49Speaker 2: of a dig. And I wonder if like Vader was
- 10:52Speaker 2: behind that because they're called He's like cheetah print flare,
- 10:55Speaker 2: Joggers wide leg. I mean that is a title like
- 10:59Speaker 2: that is high Joggers. September June July Spring summerfall. But
- 11:07Speaker 2: I also love that like Phaedra in this scene with
- 11:11Speaker 2: her and Aiden and mister President I mean Dylan, So
- 11:16Speaker 2: she was like, I'm a mortician and a certified Raiki Hiller.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Since when.
- 11:24Speaker 3: Of course, I'm also like a little bit nuts. I
- 11:31Speaker 3: wonder if we'll ever see Apollo pulling a Ralph er
- 11:35Speaker 3: Dennis and try to show up on the show.
- 11:38Speaker 1: I'm shocked that he did.
- 11:40Speaker 2: He was on. He was in she by Shurey's fashion
- 11:42Speaker 2: show last year.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Oh, I mean this year. Yeah, I know that.
- 11:46Speaker 2: Oh you're saying this year while she's on the show, Well,
- 11:49Speaker 2: I have to say, were you surprised when she said
- 11:51Speaker 2: that Apollo and her, she and Paula were having a
- 11:54Speaker 2: great time. I mean, sorry, I'm exaggerating. They're co parenting
- 12:00Speaker 2: so well together.
- 12:01Speaker 3: I did hear that, And I like that. You got
- 12:04Speaker 3: to maybe his new wife's got him a little more grounded.
- 12:07Speaker 3: You got to have a nice co parenting relationship so
- 12:09Speaker 3: you can raise healthy, well rounded children.
- 12:11Speaker 2: That's right. That's why Brett and I stay married and
- 12:15Speaker 2: co parent at the same time, which is all marriage
- 12:20Speaker 2: but not no, I'm kidding. No, we're by the way,
- 12:23Speaker 2: we celebrated our twelfth anniversary on Sunday, No Saturday, it
- 12:29Speaker 2: was during Maddie's party.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. Congrats babe, thank you.
- 12:34Speaker 2: It's so crazy time.
- 12:35Speaker 3: All years, fin Flies, twelve years and we've been together
- 12:39Speaker 3: even longer than.
- 12:40Speaker 2: That, so I know, a long long time, so you
- 12:44Speaker 2: know when I mean, I hate to say this, but
- 12:46Speaker 2: by the way, like rip to Porscha's cousin Landie. We've
- 12:50Speaker 2: seen her on the show a lot.
- 12:52Speaker 1: In that she was.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Shocking, and I felt so bad for Porsche and you
- 12:57Speaker 3: know at the end when everyone was cutting up a little.
- 13:00Speaker 3: But it's it's so true. It's like all this stuff
- 13:02Speaker 3: is so petty. When something like this happens, it's like,
- 13:05Speaker 3: you know, come on, that was sad.
- 13:07Speaker 1: I wonder what happened to her because she was born
- 13:10Speaker 1: eighty nine, the same year as me. No, not.
- 13:16Speaker 2: As me when I graduated from my school, I.
- 13:19Speaker 3: To eighth grade, but she was very young. So that
- 13:22Speaker 3: was really sad. And I hate to see Portia upset.
- 13:26Speaker 1: We have to see so much.
- 13:29Speaker 2: She's had a.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Rough for her family.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was really close with her and we
- 13:33Speaker 2: knew that and they all knew her. But I have
- 13:36Speaker 2: to say, like and I'm not trying to be like
- 13:38Speaker 2: rude at all, but there's there's no way that I
- 13:41Speaker 2: was the only person that didn't think that. When Fedra
- 13:45Speaker 2: was the one that she told that, Frader wasn't like,
- 13:48Speaker 2: I'll be here and available for your mortician. I wasn't
- 13:54Speaker 2: the only one. Please tell me, I wasn't the only one.
- 13:57Speaker 3: I'll have to look to the darlings for that, because
- 13:59Speaker 3: I certainly didn't think that.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Oh God, well, because late, you know what, because later
- 14:04Speaker 2: when she was telling everybody, she was like, so she
- 14:07Speaker 2: just needs some time and some love, and you know,
- 14:11Speaker 2: I'll work with her on what she needs and stuff. No,
- 14:14Speaker 2: I'm kidding. I just think that actually she would be
- 14:16Speaker 2: the perfect person.
- 14:18Speaker 3: I agree, and she probably will do it. And remember
- 14:20Speaker 3: at the beginning when she was like, I make them
- 14:22Speaker 3: look good to meet Jesus, I know, And I was like,
- 14:25Speaker 3: how does this all work?
- 14:26Speaker 1: Now? So you gotta get off fancy? When do you go? Though?
- 14:31Speaker 1: I thought the spirit went up right away.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you gotta get ready.
- 14:36Speaker 1: We were dressing up the body.
- 14:39Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'll tell you what. Right now,
- 14:40Speaker 2: we are not calling Kelly's glam squad to help with
- 14:43Speaker 2: any of our needs at that time. Okay, you know,
- 14:49Speaker 2: if Phedra started like getting the glam squad over to
- 14:54Speaker 2: help her with her business, now that's a storyline.
- 14:58Speaker 3: What is the true story here? There's so much to discuss,
- 15:01Speaker 3: all right, are we there yet? Or we want to
- 15:03Speaker 3: hit this, Charles.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Wat Let's take a quick break.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break. Yeah, quick break.
- 15:11Speaker 1: All right, we are back.
- 15:12Speaker 2: We're back, you guys. We're doing the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
- 15:16Speaker 2: I'm with Jamie Moyer and we do have a lot
- 15:19Speaker 2: to talk about here, all right. So we talked about
- 15:22Speaker 2: Kelly's quote end quote, final divorce hearing she did not
- 15:28Speaker 2: hear from brit Shemiah came over for support. Angela called
- 15:33Speaker 2: real sleepy. I mean, you know, needs to get a
- 15:35Speaker 2: sleep test, is Angela?
- 15:37Speaker 1: Okay?
- 15:38Speaker 2: She needs to ride on up there talk to doctor
- 15:40Speaker 2: Kashani for you know, and just be like, I think
- 15:43Speaker 2: I have a videopathic hypersomnia, because.
- 15:45Speaker 1: How can she sleep? She's gonna have one eye open
- 15:48Speaker 1: twenty four to seven? Charles?
- 15:50Speaker 2: Is it now?
- 15:56Speaker 1: You know?
- 15:57Speaker 3: Kelly has a point of a rate making. When Britt
- 16:01Speaker 3: went through trouble, Kelly showed up with snacks, you know,
- 16:05Speaker 3: left the party was by her side, and again yet
- 16:09Speaker 3: another time on the show when Britt is not doing
- 16:11Speaker 3: the most obvious decent move.
- 16:15Speaker 2: No it is it is laid before her like a
- 16:19Speaker 2: latter And this is where the thirst is real. This
- 16:24Speaker 2: is where it's like, Okay, now we're performing for a
- 16:26Speaker 2: show and you guys were never really friends. If this
- 16:30Speaker 2: is what you're gonna do. I mean, Kelly, I mean,
- 16:35Speaker 2: do you think that she has a point about not
- 16:38Speaker 2: sharing the glam Squad? I mean, what do you think
- 16:40Speaker 2: about that? Where do we land? Because we have to
- 16:42Speaker 2: think about Housewives World.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Thank you, You're welcome and I love you for that.
- 16:47Speaker 3: My thought about the Glam Squad thing is we're missing
- 16:52Speaker 3: a bit of that story. But I think we're talking
- 16:54Speaker 3: two separate issues Glam Squad glam Squad aside. Yeah, where
- 17:01Speaker 3: is Brit in these most etiquette normal things that people
- 17:06Speaker 3: would do, I E.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Donate a certain amount, I E. Have food at your event,
- 17:13Speaker 1: I E. We just were friend when they go through
- 17:16Speaker 1: something slam, I invite.
- 17:19Speaker 3: People to your house? Where is her etiquette scale? On'm
- 17:23Speaker 3: the most normal stop?
- 17:24Speaker 2: I will wow. She is not welcoming herself in at
- 17:30Speaker 2: all until this episode when she decided to invite Porsche over.
- 17:34Speaker 3: That's true, She's kind of getting it, but it's like,
- 17:36Speaker 3: these are little things that anyone with a modicum of
- 17:40Speaker 3: social awareness would do.
- 17:43Speaker 2: You're absolutely right. And also, somebody who doesn't have social
- 17:47Speaker 2: awareness knows not to refer to themselves in the third person,
- 17:50Speaker 2: which is what she did when she was telling Porsche
- 17:54Speaker 2: and Cynthia, Well, Kelly doesn't want to share her glam
- 17:57Speaker 2: squad with with brit That's what she said. That's what
- 18:02Speaker 2: she said.
- 18:03Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like Jamie is happy
- 18:06Speaker 1: that Amy caught that.
- 18:08Speaker 2: Yeah, Amy's happy to you know, you know how I do?
- 18:14Speaker 2: You know?
- 18:14Speaker 3: I will say this. My mom and I we have
- 18:18Speaker 3: a very odd thing. We talk to each other and
- 18:22Speaker 3: whenever anyone else hears it, we can see they don't
- 18:25Speaker 3: like it, so we try not to do it.
- 18:27Speaker 1: But it's like.
- 18:29Speaker 3: Mommy no, or baby no, mommy hungry, mobby no, want
- 18:37Speaker 3: to get up, Like we just are like that.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Then one time she's like what's going on? I'm like, sorry, mom,
- 18:42Speaker 1: are you okay? Did you have your nap?
- 18:43Speaker 3: But if Denise wasn't there, I'd be like baby no,
- 18:46Speaker 3: mommy no, take her nap.
- 18:47Speaker 2: I don't know what, and you guys are so hilarious.
- 18:51Speaker 2: I could see that. Wait the other day. So Maddie
- 18:53Speaker 2: and I have this way of talking sometimes I'll be like,
- 18:56Speaker 2: did you watch something to each Come on, let's mama,
- 18:58Speaker 2: did you each being like cute and funny with her,
- 19:01Speaker 2: and I go, I go, why don't you shit in
- 19:04Speaker 2: your sheet? Just shit right here? She goes, and I go, oopsies,
- 19:10Speaker 2: and she goes, you said shit, and I go, I did.
- 19:13Speaker 2: And so now we were going, we're shitting in our sheet,
- 19:16Speaker 2: We're shitting in our sheet, and so we're just saying
- 19:18Speaker 2: the shit word over and over again, and it was
- 19:20Speaker 2: really funny.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Love it. It's fun May you keep it forever?
- 19:23Speaker 2: Yes? May we keep it forever? Now when there were
- 19:28Speaker 2: these two groupings, because at the same time in tandem,
- 19:32Speaker 2: we had Kelly's amazing pop up at Williams Sonoma Hi
- 19:40Speaker 2: seven time champion over at the WS I don't know
- 19:43Speaker 2: if they call it that whatever wonderful, but so they
- 19:46Speaker 2: were some people were over there, and then also over
- 19:49Speaker 2: at Britt's house was Cynthia and Porscha, and we had them.
- 19:53Speaker 2: You know, obviously, Kelly was talking about how Britt and
- 19:55Speaker 2: she hasn't spoken since Granada, and then over at BRIT's house,
- 20:01Speaker 2: Britt was like, oh, yeah, she doesn't want anyone to
- 20:04Speaker 2: work with Britt. Oh and by the way, Kelly has
- 20:08Speaker 2: shown me all of your text messages Portia, so I
- 20:12Speaker 2: know everything just straight away throws her under the bus.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Is this is a bad look. This is when a
- 20:20Speaker 2: new housewife gets thirsty, too thirsty. You can't trust them,
- 20:24Speaker 2: and it is a very big red flag.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Yeah, danger zone. You know, they're getting.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Real hot here at the end of the first season.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Makes me wonder if they're like, well, we're hitting in
- 20:34Speaker 3: the end of the first season, maybe we better do something.
- 20:37Speaker 2: See you know what. You make a point too, because
- 20:41Speaker 2: not a ton has happened except for the big Kenya thing,
- 20:44Speaker 2: and then of course we had Faser come in, but
- 20:47Speaker 2: she came in so late, and so now we're just
- 20:49Speaker 2: kind of delighting in fed Fedra.
- 20:52Speaker 3: I know, I am amine, I am, I I am
- 21:00Speaker 3: in a phader being there. I'm into all of them.
- 21:03Speaker 3: We've already discussed. Not much has changed for me regarding
- 21:06Speaker 3: Britt and her voice. Yeah, but I do think she's entertaining,
- 21:13Speaker 3: and I also am very perplexed as to why she
- 21:17Speaker 3: moves through the world this way but anyway back. But
- 21:21Speaker 3: we're not there yet. Let's let's just finish up at
- 21:23Speaker 3: Williams Sonoma with Marcus, the thirsty guest star who wanted
- 21:28Speaker 3: some guest star credit trying to get a stag card
- 21:32Speaker 3: joining the party.
- 21:34Speaker 2: That was amazing.
- 21:35Speaker 1: May I speak to you? What did the hell? I
- 21:39Speaker 1: was gobsmacked.
- 21:41Speaker 2: I was not only gobsmacked, but delighted with how he
- 21:44Speaker 2: was just still enjoying the sample while stirring up this mess.
- 21:49Speaker 2: He was just like, this swamp was good. I'm gonna
- 21:51Speaker 2: need to speak with you. I was like, oh my god,
- 21:54Speaker 2: this stranger is pulling someone like you know, Love Island's like,
- 21:57Speaker 2: oh my god, they're pulling her. He pulled her and
- 22:00Speaker 2: then even the Bachelor or the Bachelor and it's like,
- 22:04Speaker 2: can I can I steal you for a second? But
- 22:06Speaker 2: then over here he's like, yeah, I know I need
- 22:09Speaker 2: to pull you. I need to steal you because I
- 22:10Speaker 2: need to tell you something. It's about, you know, your
- 22:12Speaker 2: husband that's right over there making waffles.
- 22:16Speaker 3: I mean, the balls on this guy to even get
- 22:19Speaker 3: close to him like that.
- 22:21Speaker 2: The waffles.
- 22:22Speaker 3: Yeah, waffles on this, Yeah, this guts on this chicken.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Yeah, unbelievable. And then to come in and make that toast.
- 22:35Speaker 3: How did this guy get vetted past production and he
- 22:40Speaker 3: might have been paid?
- 22:41Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, who do you think did that? Because Angela
- 22:46Speaker 2: is saying she knows well, I mean they're getting to
- 22:48Speaker 2: the point where they're going to find out. Do you
- 22:51Speaker 2: think it's somebody on the cast?
- 22:54Speaker 1: God?
- 22:54Speaker 2: I hope not, I do, no kidding, Yeah, trying to
- 23:00Speaker 2: think like.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Cynthia Bailey did it?
- 23:03Speaker 2: Cynthia, Oh my god, the world.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Cynthia is the Gandhi of the group, Mother Mother synth Erasa.
- 23:14Speaker 2: I'm surprised she's not the one. She's like walking Reiki,
- 23:17Speaker 2: you know, she heels as she moves through the Atlanta peaches.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Oh lord, I mean that was just messy and I
- 23:26Speaker 1: just felt for Angela yet again in this season.
- 23:30Speaker 3: How many episodes have I sat here and said to you,
- 23:32Speaker 3: I feel bad for her.
- 23:34Speaker 1: She keeps getting thrown under the buzz She.
- 23:38Speaker 2: Was fine, she's fine, she's sleepy, she's sleeping it off.
- 23:43Speaker 2: She's like, oh, another rumor, can't tell her houses.
- 23:47Speaker 3: Charles is right in front of her, exactly. He doesn't
- 23:50Speaker 3: hear this guy going your husband, cheez, Charles is like,
- 23:52Speaker 3: I got to clean up this syrup, I don't know,
- 23:55Speaker 3: all over my hand, it's all over my gloves.
- 23:58Speaker 1: I gotta wash this off.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Is this waffle maker kitchen aid? Is it queasin? Because
- 24:03Speaker 2: this is absolutely gorgeous.
- 24:06Speaker 3: But again, I just felt bad. I'm like, why does
- 24:08Speaker 3: this keep happening to her? She just keeps getting embarrassed?
- 24:11Speaker 3: Is what's happening?
- 24:12Speaker 2: I can't. I do feel bad. It's not that I
- 24:15Speaker 2: don't feel bad, it's just that you she definitely has
- 24:19Speaker 2: to know and knew going in what was gonna come
- 24:22Speaker 2: to be. And that's what's happening. And it's not as
- 24:25Speaker 2: like intense as it could be. I mean, sure, did
- 24:30Speaker 2: it bring up a random stranger to come into Williams Sonoma? Yeah,
- 24:34Speaker 2: that's kind of a little unheard of that hasn't really
- 24:37Speaker 2: happened much since I think the cookie lady on like
- 24:40Speaker 2: Orange County, I feel like, oh no, it was actually
- 24:43Speaker 2: was it Atlanta?
- 24:45Speaker 1: It was the same lady try to throw Tanya under
- 24:48Speaker 1: the bus?
- 24:48Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the same shopping center that the Cynthia
- 24:52Speaker 2: Cynthia Bailey's wine cellar was in. Because the cookie Lady
- 24:56Speaker 2: was like next door to that. Okay, so so anyway,
- 25:01Speaker 2: how did he get paid? Who paid him? I don't know,
- 25:03Speaker 2: but I'm curious to see if they're going to get
- 25:06Speaker 2: to the bottom of it.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Well, Marcus is a recurring character, and he saw from
- 25:10Speaker 3: the ad for next week, so he actually got bumped
- 25:12Speaker 3: up from guest star to recurring.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Looking for him, he's coming back.
- 25:18Speaker 2: He was good on the show.
- 25:20Speaker 3: He was good on the show, but he doesn't need
- 25:22Speaker 3: to be serious regular.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine. I what if he is part of
- 25:28Speaker 2: the glam squad and we just don't know.
- 25:32Speaker 3: They're like, that's my petticure guy, Marcus, Well, he said
- 25:35Speaker 3: he owns the restaurant. He owns the restaurant, But also, Charles,
- 25:39Speaker 3: he did didn't he say he owns the restaurant?
- 25:42Speaker 2: I miss that?
- 25:42Speaker 3: Okay, I I'm not sure. I know, Darlings have to verify.
- 25:47Speaker 3: They're so good at it and I just sometimes I
- 25:49Speaker 3: say things. But I thought he owned the restaurant or
- 25:52Speaker 3: definitely he works at it. But also, damn, I lost
- 25:57Speaker 3: my train.
- 25:57Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Charles Angela knowing he doesn't need to be recurring.
- 26:04Speaker 1: No, Marcus, I don't know, but anyway, that part was wild.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I also thought it was nice that Drew
- 26:13Speaker 2: gave Charles the you know her vote for the waffles.
- 26:18Speaker 1: They look good.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Not surprising. She loves to go after everybody else's husbands.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Just kidding.
- 26:26Speaker 3: Alleged she could put she could be like, I can
- 26:28Speaker 3: if he If Angel's not the show next season, maybe
- 26:30Speaker 3: I'll make a song with Charles.
- 26:33Speaker 1: What's your problem is Angela and just making a song
- 26:36Speaker 1: with him?
- 26:36Speaker 4: Waffle loving you already had waffle You already got kicked
- 26:43Speaker 4: out of that game with that coach in a big
- 26:44Speaker 4: fight with Oh my god.
- 26:50Speaker 1: She's good free gluten free. Wait.
- 26:53Speaker 2: When Phedra got into the parking lot in her car,
- 26:56Speaker 2: it was dark. She didn't even like everyone and who
- 27:00Speaker 2: I know and you know is like you get into
- 27:02Speaker 2: a parking lot at night, you get the hell out
- 27:04Speaker 2: of there. You just you just do. You don't sit
- 27:06Speaker 2: in your car, right, But this was such good tea.
- 27:10Speaker 2: She was like, I'm gonna risk it. I'm gonna call
- 27:13Speaker 2: them and be like you guys. She called them over
- 27:16Speaker 2: at Britz. It was like.
- 27:18Speaker 1: With the producer where she was like, I'll tell you
- 27:20Speaker 1: one thing about me. I mind my own biting Hello.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Everyone was like, why did she make it? Like with
- 27:28Speaker 1: a straight face. She's like, I don't get involved in
- 27:30Speaker 1: people's lives.
- 27:32Speaker 2: She did, she did?
- 27:34Speaker 1: I was like she did.
- 27:36Speaker 2: I was like what? And then I thought, I'm just
- 27:38Speaker 2: gonna let that go because I thought, well, she hasn't
- 27:41Speaker 2: been on the show in a long time, so maybe
- 27:42Speaker 2: that's like the new Phedra. But for any housewife to
- 27:47Speaker 2: say that, it is just so funny to me.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get another business. Lies.
- 27:53Speaker 2: Okay, the lies, the lies, the lies. Jamie when who
- 28:00Speaker 2: was fifteen minutes late to the Vault black Glove shopping affair,
- 28:04Speaker 2: which is not that late, by the way, Okay, there
- 28:08Speaker 2: was plenty of time to let her in. There was
- 28:10Speaker 2: no reason to shut it down and have her locked out.
- 28:14Speaker 1: They thought she got your guests, Dan was her brutal?
- 28:18Speaker 1: What is?
- 28:19Speaker 2: Why? Why?
- 28:20Speaker 1: Why? Why? Please?
- 28:22Speaker 3: Subsets a message not just to Drew but to those
- 28:26Speaker 3: other guests as well, and the messages do not be late.
- 28:28Speaker 1: And I bet you it was even on the invitation.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Do not be late.
- 28:32Speaker 2: We saw the invitation. Now I'm gonna have to go back.
- 28:35Speaker 3: Yeah, a cursive, A lot of beautiful calligraphy, A lot
- 28:38Speaker 3: of calligraphy, caligraphy.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Oh yeah, everyone listenings like I want me want calligraphy,
- 28:51Speaker 2: Mommy calligraphy.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Baby left handed, Baby draw draw inc a cross page
- 28:56Speaker 3: with baby's left hand.
- 28:59Speaker 2: I'm sorry, listeners, listeners, the darlings love it. They we
- 29:05Speaker 2: did pet voices on when I was on Serious XM,
- 29:08Speaker 2: and people called in talking like they talked to their
- 29:12Speaker 2: pets or the voices of their pets. It was the
- 29:14Speaker 2: greatest show of my entire life.
- 29:16Speaker 1: I love that. Okay, good, no, they I love her.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Darling put up with me in every respect, and I
- 29:23Speaker 3: love you.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Okay.
- 29:25Speaker 2: So we're at the vault, we're the black Glove shopping
- 29:28Speaker 2: affair and poor Drew. But I did love that that
- 29:31Speaker 2: officer came up and shared his wings with.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Her, very nice.
- 29:35Speaker 2: I loved it. Okay.
- 29:38Speaker 3: That was so shaming everyone to make them stand out there.
- 29:40Speaker 3: And then the fact that Drew's on the show. Imagine
- 29:43Speaker 3: if you were one of those other ladies and you're like,
- 29:44Speaker 3: I'm going to be late. This is so embarrassing. Holy shit,
- 29:47Speaker 3: I'm on the show because all the people standing on
- 29:50Speaker 3: the porch room have it right.
- 29:53Speaker 1: I'm going to be late forever now I've earned.
- 29:56Speaker 2: It, that's right. Well, the knocking I I don't know
- 30:01Speaker 2: if the knocking made its way into the show, but
- 30:04Speaker 2: I think that was creative editing either way. I think
- 30:07Speaker 2: it was really funny and I liked it. And so
- 30:11Speaker 2: afterwards then we are like, obviously we saw the pants
- 30:15Speaker 2: make their way down the runway and that was incredible
- 30:18Speaker 2: and all was great. The fur looked amazing. If it
- 30:21Speaker 2: was faux fur, you know, that's great. I'm assuming or not.
- 30:25Speaker 2: I don't think she mentioned there was. All kinds okay,
- 30:28Speaker 2: thank you. So now we're getting Kelly and Britt arguing
- 30:32Speaker 2: about the glam because essentially Angela's talking about like, oh,
- 30:38Speaker 2: we were investigating the guy who was hired and we're
- 30:41Speaker 2: trying to figure out who it was, and we're going
- 30:43Speaker 2: to find out who it was. And Kelly's like, maybe
- 30:45Speaker 2: it was the person who didn't show up, and so
- 30:48Speaker 2: Cynthia was like, well, no, it wasn't us. We were
- 30:50Speaker 2: at BRIT's house and Kelly's like, oh, she let you
- 30:52Speaker 2: in her house, and then they get into it, and
- 30:56Speaker 2: we're then we get into you better talk to your
- 30:59Speaker 2: pill popping roommate, and then Brit says, you want to
- 31:03Speaker 2: bring up those abortions you had when you were married.
- 31:07Speaker 1: Yeah, well you forgot something?
- 31:09Speaker 2: What did I forget?
- 31:10Speaker 3: The absolutely awkwardest diss of Hello, Kelly, Hello Kelly.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Kelly, Kelly, she's thinking about Love Island.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was the first. I mean, that was right.
- 31:33Speaker 2: That was the first one to just.
- 31:35Speaker 3: Say like him, like, that's what I've had. Yeah, although
- 31:40Speaker 3: there is someone currently in my life dead to me,
- 31:42Speaker 3: and let me tell you, I look through him like
- 31:44Speaker 3: there a ghost, So I can I get it? Literally,
- 31:47Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't see anything.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Hello Casper, Yeah, Casper, yeah, dead to me.
- 31:56Speaker 3: So so but that was the first disc then follow
- 32:00Speaker 3: by the pill popping roommate, which has got to be
- 32:02Speaker 3: an allusion to her husband.
- 32:03Speaker 2: No, well isn't that her boyfriend. I didn't think they
- 32:07Speaker 2: were married.
- 32:08Speaker 3: BRIDI is married to that man. Remember she was like this,
- 32:11Speaker 3: that your real ring and she's like, yeah, I'm married. Yeah,
- 32:17Speaker 3: and BRIT's like yeah, she goes, where's the ring?
- 32:21Speaker 1: So that's her husband. Yeah.
- 32:24Speaker 3: If they're calling him your roommate, it kind of is
- 32:26Speaker 3: maybe they like something might be a.
- 32:30Speaker 2: Miss something miss right now you know anything Darnda Durinda.
- 32:37Speaker 2: So but this abortion thing was really bad and I
- 32:41Speaker 2: love that. Who oh. Samiyah was like remember how you
- 32:46Speaker 2: felt when Kenya said that stuff about you. You can't
- 32:48Speaker 2: bring up that abortion stuff like that's bad. And I
- 32:52Speaker 2: also appreciated that Kelly had was able to have her
- 32:55Speaker 2: say and give her a side in her confessional, which is,
- 32:58Speaker 2: first of all, it's my body and my choice, and
- 33:00Speaker 2: second of all, I had my tubes tied after the twins,
- 33:03Speaker 2: so even if I wanted to get pregnant, I couldn't,
- 33:06Speaker 2: is what she was saying. So what is what? Yes, Jamie, I.
- 33:10Speaker 3: Just I'm a little worried with as mad as she
- 33:14Speaker 3: got it was giving honest reaction to betrayal.
- 33:19Speaker 1: So I don't know that.
- 33:20Speaker 3: But but then when we see for next season, we
- 33:23Speaker 3: hear that it was a rumor. But in that moment,
- 33:26Speaker 3: until the preview for next season, in that moment, I
- 33:29Speaker 3: felt that Britt had betrayed a confidence because Kelly was like,
- 33:33Speaker 3: you're and you're this like she she You know, when
- 33:37Speaker 3: someone usually will do that and it's honestly and honest betrayal,
- 33:42Speaker 3: people lose it.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Yes, Oh yeah, you're right.
- 33:44Speaker 1: You know.
- 33:45Speaker 2: You know what that took me back to was Shaws
- 33:48Speaker 2: of Sunset when Reza said that to MJ.
- 33:52Speaker 1: That was horrific at the party.
- 33:55Speaker 2: I just think, like, anyone who's going to bring that
- 33:57Speaker 2: stuff up ever is just dirty, dirty, dirty man.
- 34:02Speaker 1: That's why you gotta do the Scorpio way.
- 34:04Speaker 3: And you don't tell nobody nothing, okay, and there's no betrayals.
- 34:16Speaker 2: You're so funny. Okay, guys, what else do we have?
- 34:24Speaker 2: I think? Oh? I when Phaedria took Kelly outside and
- 34:28Speaker 2: she's like, let's use her inside voice, and Kelly's like,
- 34:30Speaker 2: there is no inside voice.
- 34:32Speaker 3: I was Kelly laughing, Oh mad, so mad, and yet
- 34:35Speaker 3: again from brit the Hobbit shaming. I don't like how
- 34:38Speaker 3: everyone treats Kelly like they say, Hobbit troll, little little friend,
- 34:43Speaker 3: Strawberry Shortcake.
- 34:45Speaker 2: That was Strawberry short Cake's good. Yeah, And I looked up.
- 34:50Speaker 2: She's five feet tall and I'm like, you need to stop.
- 34:54Speaker 2: And you know when Faedre like saw her and she's
- 34:56Speaker 2: just like grabbing her boobs, I was like, I don't
- 34:58Speaker 2: know if you know her that well, but like little
- 35:05Speaker 2: cuby doll, she kind of does.
- 35:08Speaker 3: It's really bizarre, bizarre, like I get to put you
- 35:11Speaker 3: in my cabinet over in my dining room.
- 35:14Speaker 1: I'm a millionaire. I don't know what.
- 35:17Speaker 2: I'm starting to think Fadri's got a real dark side
- 35:20Speaker 2: to her that we don't know about.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Tish for a small yeah, pretty short herself.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Well the fact that she is tall
- 35:29Speaker 2: is Phedra. I don't know. But remember the Talls and
- 35:32Speaker 2: the Smalls. It was Candy, Candy and Phager were the smalls.
- 35:36Speaker 2: Who else and the Talls were like Cynthia and Nini
- 35:40Speaker 2: back in the day. Do you remember that?
- 35:41Speaker 1: Maybe it was the tall Kim. I don't really, I
- 35:44Speaker 1: kind of remember.
- 35:45Speaker 2: But how tall is Phaedra Parks five feet six? What's
- 35:50Speaker 2: no way it says five six? But listen, I don't know.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Well that could be if Nini's five to ten, whatever
- 35:57Speaker 3: the case. I don't like how they all keep a
- 36:00Speaker 3: shaming Kelly.
- 36:01Speaker 2: That's and that is the truth, and we should end
- 36:04Speaker 2: on that. I mean, I think that's a good place
- 36:05Speaker 2: to end, right agreed, Stop short shaming.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Stop short shaming.
- 36:10Speaker 3: Start getting ready for the season finale next week.
- 36:14Speaker 2: We can't wait. And then the reunion.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Yes, how many parts do you think? Is it always?
- 36:24Speaker 2: No, it's either two or three depending on the season,
- 36:26Speaker 2: But I think they're going to have two because Ken,
- 36:29Speaker 2: you won't be able to show up?
- 36:31Speaker 1: Is there a restraining order? Uh?
- 36:34Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 36:35Speaker 1: But maybe, but bravo, I don't think so.
- 36:44Speaker 2: I'm like, what did you hear about me? Anyway, that's
- 36:46Speaker 2: our show.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that's why I have to do my
- 36:50Speaker 1: zoom from all Big.
- 36:52Speaker 2: You come over any time, just like six months six
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- 37:04Speaker 2: five stars, Darling. Thanks for listening. Bye Jamails