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Luke & Sassy on Selena Gomez, Pranks, and Sibling Rivalry · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Get ready for a
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  Speaker 3: fun one. I have international delights from Australia, world renowned.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody wants them as their best friend, friends. We're talking
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  Speaker 3: to brothers, Luke and Scott, also known as Luke and Sassy.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Heather.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think you needed to correct yourself when you
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  Speaker 4: said friends, because normally it's just friend with me.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's- I don't normally want Scott as a friend. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's because Luke controls the accounts, and I don't have
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  Speaker 5: access to any of them, so people by default have
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  Speaker 5: to talk to him to get to me.
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  Speaker 3: So let's talk a little bit- Strap in, everyone.
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  Speaker 6: Let's talk about your dynamic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You are not a- Gay, incestual, brother, couple that does
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  Speaker 3: Instagram and OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. We are brothers, not lovers.
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  Speaker 6: So nothing incestual.
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  Speaker 2: I'm joking. That shit happens. We had to put it
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  Speaker 2: in our bio, brothers, not lovers. Like, it is very common.
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  Speaker 2: There were people online, Scott's got two twin sons. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And they think that we went into this together. They
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  Speaker 4: think I was also the father. One of the fathers
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  Speaker 4: of my two children. And we're raising kids together. Two
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  Speaker 4: brothers have had twins.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, who are we to judge?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, like, you should judge somebody that does that. Of course.
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  Speaker 3: But that is always, like, I always feel like that
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  Speaker 3: is something that I have been intrigued about when it's
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  Speaker 3: identical twin brothers that then.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys do porn? It's common.
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  Speaker 3: And then also they made it a little bit of
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  Speaker 3: a storyline in White Lotus this year.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see White Lotus this year? Yes. That was
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  Speaker 2: a question. That's with Schwarzenegger.
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  Speaker 5: There's these rock star Aussie twin identical singers.
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  Speaker 2: We love them, right? And they're musicians.
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  Speaker 5: And part of their thing is, you know, and they've
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  Speaker 5: had a phenomenal career, the Veronicas.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you've come across them.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And, you know, we were recently with them and, you know,
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  Speaker 5: part of their set, like at one of their songs,
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  Speaker 5: they finish like holding hands. It's like this power bitch
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  Speaker 5: kind of move. And we were with them recently. And
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  Speaker 5: I was like, if Luke ever touched me, I'd punch
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  Speaker 5: him in the throat. Like, how do you allow your
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  Speaker 5: sister or your sibling to like hold hands?
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  Speaker 2: Like that is not our relationship or our other brothers.
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  Speaker 6: I know it's not.
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  Speaker 2: That is all talk.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Luke just touched my lap if you listen.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it's so true and it's so funny. Like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the Property Brothers, a lot of people thought
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  Speaker 3: the Property Brothers, you know who they are. They're identical
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  Speaker 3: twins and a lot of people thought were a couple
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  Speaker 3: that just started to morph into looking like each other.
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  Speaker 6: But they're not. They're married to women.
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  Speaker 2: But they flip houses, which is pretty gay. We just
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  Speaker 2: flipped his house. And I'm pretty gay, so there it is.
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  Speaker 3: So let's get a little, first of all, you guys
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  Speaker 3: are young guys. I'm not going to ask your age
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  Speaker 3: because this is Hollywood and that's rude to do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm 35. Scott's 55. I know I look so good,
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  Speaker 2: don't I?
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  Speaker 6: Luke is younger, right?
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  Speaker 2: I am 35, Luke.
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  Speaker 6: So you're younger brother.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 6: And how much older are you?
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  Speaker 2: Five years older. I'm 40. And there's two other brothers.
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  Speaker 2: There's four boys in our family.
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  Speaker 6: And what numbers are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm number two.
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  Speaker 4: I'm number four.
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  Speaker 2: However, I feel like I'm... call it the.
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  Speaker 4: Kim of the family like i carry all of them
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  Speaker 4: right even mom and dad.
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  Speaker 3: And essentially you are the kim because courtney is the
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  Speaker 3: older one.
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  Speaker 8: It's like a kia he's talking about all the tats
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  Speaker 8: yeah do you have any tats i've got a few
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  Speaker 8: on the leg yeah okay i'm also a kia.
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  Speaker 3: What's a kia I don't know if it was some
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  Speaker 3: Australian thing.
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  Speaker 2: Hyundai.
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  Speaker 3: Hyundai.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: Whenever I tried to do an Australian accent, I always
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  Speaker 3: have to say the word weird because I think you
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  Speaker 3: guys say it weird. Weird.
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  Speaker 2: Weird.
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  Speaker 3: I always remember I was trying to do Nicole Kidman
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  Speaker 3: and to like have a character.
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  Speaker 2: She has transatlantic accent.
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  Speaker 3: And, but the only thing I had, because this was
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  Speaker 3: so long ago, you couldn't just like go on YouTube
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  Speaker 3: back then. This was a really long time ago and
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to create characters. And, um, yes, there
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  Speaker 3: was a, and Oprah had a TV show. So I
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  Speaker 3: taped her on Oprah and it was right after Tom
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  Speaker 3: Cruise dumped her and she was blindsided. And it was like,
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  Speaker 3: he dumped her like a month before the 10 years
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  Speaker 3: I was up where, when it's sometimes that happens, you
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  Speaker 3: don't have to pay as much.
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  Speaker 6: And, um, and she just kept going.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Oprah is weird. She's weird.
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  Speaker 6: And I was just like, weird.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really do a good Australian, but weird. I
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  Speaker 3: might have it down after today talking to you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, they say to get there, to start
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  Speaker 5: speaking with an Australian accent as an American, say no.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: N-A-U-R.
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  Speaker 3: N-A-U-R. No.
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  Speaker 2: There it is. Oh, that is great. That's how you
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  Speaker 2: start it. I thought our mom just then yelling at us.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you get an American to start getting the
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  Speaker 2: sounds out.
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I want to hear a little bit about
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  Speaker 3: your childhood. So you were the Kim. You were number two.
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  Speaker 3: What's up with one and three? Are they not funny?
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  Speaker 3: Do you not like them? Do you leave them out
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  Speaker 3: of the fun?
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  Speaker 2: One of them I think is funny as fuck. I
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  Speaker 2: can swear on your show.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Good, great.
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  Speaker 5: Luke, I say, is the least one that I would
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  Speaker 5: have thought I would have had to have spent all
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  Speaker 5: of this time with now.
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  Speaker 2: Like we're contracted to be together all the frigging time.
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  Speaker 6: So you're number three.
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  Speaker 2: He's number four.
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  Speaker 3: Four.
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  Speaker 6: So there is a brother between you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's the one I would have wanted to like have
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  Speaker 2: this with.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And how?
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  Speaker 2: Which makes no sense to me. He just was, he
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  Speaker 2: was like my special brother. He's gay. We used to
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  Speaker 2: party together.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, so you have two gays and two straights.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, me and Patrick are gay. And we used to
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  Speaker 5: just have a lot of wild fun together. So I
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  Speaker 5: think that's why the fantasy. Listen, Patrick's on his own journey.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think he is at all. They're pretty, like,
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  Speaker 5: the family's pretty supportive. A lot of them are like,
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  Speaker 5: we knew Scott would end up there. We just didn't
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  Speaker 5: know Luke would be sitting next to me.
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  Speaker 4: Like I say, Scott didn't have the cognitive function to
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  Speaker 4: get himself into this position by himself.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's not good with technology.
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  Speaker 3: So how did you guys, I know that you kind
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  Speaker 3: of popped off during TikTok and what was really, what
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  Speaker 3: was it that you started to do it, saw that
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  Speaker 3: it got traction and that like, wait a minute, this
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  Speaker 3: is really fun and we could actually make this profitable.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was during COVID and in Melbourne, Australia, where
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  Speaker 4: we're from, there was a massive lockdown there.
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  Speaker 2: It was the most locked down city during the time
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  Speaker 2: in the world.
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  Speaker 4: So the house I was in, I was in a
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  Speaker 4: rental that got sold and I needed to go somewhere
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  Speaker 4: to go live.
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  Speaker 2: So then- Fast forward, I'm at Scott's house. I had
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  Speaker 2: the nice house in the pool, so it's like I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to live with him.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I need to ask you something, and you will
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  Speaker 3: not be arrested because it's 2026.
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  Speaker 6: Did you, before.
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  Speaker 3: Going to his house, do like a 10-day in a
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  Speaker 3: hut by yourself to make sure that you were not-
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  Speaker 3: bringing any germs with you.
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  Speaker 4: No no i was working in a hospital so i'm
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  Speaker 4: a radiographer working in a public hospital so i had.
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  Speaker 2: Germs everywhere i was bringing them to him i didn't.
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  Speaker 6: Care about it didn't matter so you're like okay fine.
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  Speaker 4: And even though i was still working i was pretty
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  Speaker 4: fortunate back then there was a lot of people that
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  Speaker 4: weren't able to work they're losing jobs but i still
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  Speaker 4: was able to go to work however i still wanted
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  Speaker 4: to do something there was still something that i needed
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  Speaker 4: to get out and then that was through social media
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  Speaker 4: i always wanted to make content Just didn't know what
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  Speaker 4: to make content about.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to be the face of anything. Then
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  Speaker 2: I'm living with Scott. I'm happy to. And I leave
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  Speaker 2: a towel on the ground and he's squealing like, ah,
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  Speaker 2: there's a towel, a wet towel. It's going to ruin
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  Speaker 2: my rug. And I would just film those interactions.
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  Speaker 3: And at that time, five, six years ago, were you
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  Speaker 3: already married and were your kids already born? Married.
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  Speaker 2: Kids weren't there. My husband and I have been together, what,
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  Speaker 2: 13 years. Kids only came along two and a half
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  Speaker 2: years ago. Oh, so they're little. Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they were born in Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So fast forward, I uploaded one video and it did
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  Speaker 4: really well online. I think it got over a million
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  Speaker 4: views overnight. And I was like, ooh, it gave me
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  Speaker 4: a little buzz. I'm like, I want to do that again.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't change the recipe, just changed the situation. And it
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  Speaker 4: was me and my wedding and it was the way
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  Speaker 4: I responded to it. So our celebrant accidentally pronounced me
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  Speaker 4: and my husband, husband and wife.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. And I went, whoa. And I went viral video.
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  Speaker 5: And then so he just kept putting it up online
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  Speaker 5: and people just had this, Huge response towards us. And
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  Speaker 5: then the rest was history. He started pranking me and
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  Speaker 5: fucking here we are.
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  Speaker 3: Let's quickly just tell the day in the life of
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  Speaker 3: when Selena Gomez decided she also wanted to be the
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  Speaker 3: sister in the family.
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  Speaker 6: And let's just hear about that.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm laying on the couch one day.
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  Speaker 4: Selena had already started following us and she was commenting
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  Speaker 4: on quite a few of our videos. And then one
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  Speaker 4: day I'm half asleep on the couch on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: I get a DM. I'm like, oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: And then it's her team, Red Beauty. Everyone's just copied
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  Speaker 4: in together. And they're like, hey, Selena's got some time
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  Speaker 4: in a few days. She would love to meet you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Are you open for it?
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  Speaker 2: In Australia. So we're in Melbourne, Australia right now. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? So I called Scott.
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  Speaker 6: Because she was in there.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Okay, continue.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm calling Scott. I'm like, hey, Selena wants to
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  Speaker 4: meet us. He was like, fuck off, shit prank, goodbye.
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  Speaker 4: And that's up on me. So I'm like, oh, now
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to have to convince him it's actually the team.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm screenshotting, saying, I'm like, no, it's happening.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I think they want us to go there next week.
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  Speaker 2: So sure enough, I think it was the next day.
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  Speaker 4: Black cars arrived, picked us up, put us on a
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  Speaker 4: plane straight to LA, straight to- First class.
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  Speaker 2: Tickets, of course. And hang on, no, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I was- Not a private plane or first class- No,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't dramatic. They booked us business next day. It
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  Speaker 2: was next day. And I went, I don't fly United.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not getting on a United fucking flight. Why?
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  Speaker 4: We've had trauma with United. They always cancel us.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know why. We've been grounded in America before.
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  Speaker 3: You just had trauma.
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  Speaker 2: And then they went, no problem. And they put us
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  Speaker 2: on Qantas then.
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  Speaker 4: And the best thing about it, though, that United Airlines
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  Speaker 4: flight was cancelled.
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  Speaker 7: Yes!
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it was cancelled the one we were supposed to
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  Speaker 4: be on and we're like oh we knew it okay
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  Speaker 4: so you fly there fly we get here to america.
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  Speaker 3: Well you get out at the la so you land
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  Speaker 3: in lax and there's more black cars waiting.
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  Speaker 5: Customs is like borders border like border force customs was
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  Speaker 5: like what are you doing here and i was like
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  Speaker 5: i'm here to see selena selena gomez and he was
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  Speaker 5: like i'm sorry sir and i'm like we're here to
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  Speaker 5: see Selena, you know?
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, what?
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  Speaker 3: Like, that's your reason, like your reason for filling out
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  Speaker 3: the thing. It was like, business or pleasure, you're like.
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  Speaker 2: Selena Gomez. We look like crazy fans. He's like, I'm sorry, sir.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, have you got TikTok? He's like, no.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Instagram? He's like, no. And I'm like, Snapchat?
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, no.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, you know that song, like, can't
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  Speaker 5: keep my hands to myself? And he was like, what, sir,
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  Speaker 5: you can't keep your hands to yourself? He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to need you to keep your hands to yourself.
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  Speaker 5: And I was just like, no, that's not what I
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  Speaker 5: fucking mean. And then it's like getting, we're looking.
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  Speaker 2: At each other. Mind you, Scott's already gone. Leave it
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  Speaker 2: with me. Don't talk, Luke. So I'm just silent. Because
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  Speaker 2: coming into America can be quite, it's quite traumatising.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, and you're doing a great job.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, please, trust me, I've got this, Luke. This
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  Speaker 2: guy's like going like, help on like counter nine. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, we'll probably have the next United flight home.
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  Speaker 4: And then for some reason I went, Selena Gomez. And
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  Speaker 4: he was like, like the Disney princess?
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  Speaker 2: And we're like, yeah. And he's like, like America's starlet?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes. And he's like, you know her?
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, like showing the dance. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: get on in there, guys. Like, say hi to Selena
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  Speaker 2: for me. And then we're like, we get out.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, what did he think I was saying to him? Like,
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  Speaker 5: we're speaking two different languages.
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  Speaker 2: It was weird.
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  Speaker 5: We get in more black cars, go to this beautiful hotel,
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  Speaker 5: get picked up by a team that takes out to...
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  Speaker 5: Nobu Malibu because they have to sense check us, right?
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  Speaker 2: Are they the real deal? Are they psychopaths or are
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  Speaker 2: they what we hope that they are? So they said
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  Speaker 2: only Luke can meet her.
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  Speaker 5: And then the next day we went to this house
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  Speaker 5: and we hung out with her and, you know, she just,
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  Speaker 5: the celebrities at her scale that have come into our world,
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  Speaker 5: we feel they wouldn't be able to infiltrate or come
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  Speaker 5: into it if they weren't the real deal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I feel our energy kind of like calls that
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  Speaker 4: out or disarms people. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And she was just the most gorgeous and is still
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  Speaker 5: the most gorgeous supporter of everything we do.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. She's phenomenal.
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  Speaker 6: That's so great.
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  Speaker 5: And she just, she's brought us out here again for
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  Speaker 5: the Rare Beauty Impact Fund. You know, she, you know,
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  Speaker 5: we did a live show. She kicked it off by,
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  Speaker 5: like she does a countdown timeout, like to like the
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  Speaker 5: Look Inside Scott live show starts in like, she does
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  Speaker 5: a countdown, like, She, anything we've ever asked in terms
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  Speaker 5: of support, she's done it.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Except for an invite to the wedding. Yeah, that's true.
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: And then when we were actually leaving last time we
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: saw her, I went, oh, I need to tell you something.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: The press in Australia are fascinated in our relationship. And
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: I said, so I have to tell you something. I went,
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: I just lie now. And I say to them, our dad,
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: her mum hooked up. We're actually half siblings.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: And then the Australian press are like, what? And I'm like, yeah,
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: she's our stepsister. That's like half sister. And then I say,
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: and then I said to her, and then I just
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: walk out of the interview and like, I leave them
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: like gaslit. Like, what the fuck? Why didn't we know that?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: And she goes, keep telling that story. That's hilarious. And
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, yay. That's how you know she's like
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: one of our people.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Because she's up for the rat bag. And then she
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: walks out of the room and she's like, get the
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: lawyers on the floor. Shut them down.
• 14:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Well, I loved this one thing coming across your feed
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: that you did this really funny idea where you tell
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: your parent who your parents are great. We did these,
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: one of us did these bad things growing up that
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: you didn't know about. Guess which one did it? But
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: they were all fake. So they're just like horrified that
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: they raised like two monsters. They're like, where were we? Like,
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: what do you mean you did this? How did you
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: come up with that idea?
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: It was a trend. It may have been a trend.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: It was a trend because I never saw it. Even
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: when there's a trend, how to make it that little
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: bit different and coming up with the fake. Yes. That
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: was what's fun. That was really fun. And I remember
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: sitting with you going, I'll never believe this.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: But we kind of like would like pepper in a
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: little bit of like would bring family friends into it.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Right, like the cat story.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: You said like one of us got, what was it?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: One of us kissed our uncle at a family party once.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: And we said the uncle's name to be really specific
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: to make them be like, what?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Like, this happened.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Which one of you did it, let alone this happened?
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: And then we saw this uncle at our dad's 70th recently.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: He's like, you don't know what you guys have done
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: at work. Everyone was like, you kissed Sassy Scott.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: When he was a boy? Like, we didn't realize.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: We didn't realize what we had done.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: We didn't clock what it did to the other side.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: And then one was just, like, Rosemary Jones' cat was
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: not supposed to be.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Let out, and one of us let the cat out.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Like, so.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: And then we just lied and said it ran away,
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: but we accidentally let it go or something.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: But of course that never happened.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: And I loved it with the dad.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: It was like one of us would impersonate you to
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: call the school and to complain about teachers.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: And he's like.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: What?
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: No wonder they kicked me off the board.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: It was so good.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Do you know what's so good about what you're saying
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: right now is everybody we come across always has a
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: different story or video that they respond really well to.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We were just standing in, is it Laurel?
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Yesterday. What a fantastic supermarket.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. Well, they're copying Erewhon, but who cares?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who cares?
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: It's a lot of mason jar products.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: We're in Hollywood. Everyone copies the same shit. Yeah, that's fine.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Don't they just do it better? Just put organic in
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: front of it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but isn't it just, like, just beyond cute?
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: It's phenomenal. Yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: And this ethereal Serena Williams-like, you know, woman's walking towards me.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Serena. I was like, oh, my God, hi.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: And she goes, I just need to say I'm a
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: huge fan. fan of you and your brother. She's like,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: what are you doing in here?
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: She said, I just have to say that video of
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: when he shaved your dog's hair off or something.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: She's like, was the funniest.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: And I forgot that prank had happened because there's been
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: so many over the years and everyone you meet has
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: a different one that they love.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Now there was another one that you did where you
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: took him yelling at you about you drank all the milk.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: And he was really excited to have that melt for
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: an iced coffee, which honestly, stuff like that. I've been
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: married 26 years. I'm on your side. I'm on your side.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: It was my milk.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: It's my house. And he would eat everything else. He
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: would drink things. Luke was the type that, I don't
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: know if he did it on purpose or he is
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: lazy as hell. That's true.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: So then you put it to a song.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: So he has, someone put it to like, I guess
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: it was like whatever, AI song or something, but you
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: put all the words to it. It went to a song.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: And then it just shows you coming out to the
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: pool where he's relaxing. screaming about the milk. The iced
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: coffee is not going to be the same. But I
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: was like, I mean, I think you were really mad then.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I was mad.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: You were really mad.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Because for days, Luke's the type that would just, he
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: would like prep me. Before he knew I was going
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: to pop, he would.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Do lots of little things.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: So this was planned out?
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: This was a deliberate?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I knew he would come for his coffee.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: So all the pranks, early days.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you don't just do stuff like accidentally and
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: he gets mad?
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: No.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, he does, but he doesn't film that. He knows
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: if he does enough things to get me mad over
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: the week.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Like I'm not going to do a prank right after
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: he's like bought a punnet of roses and he's all happy.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Like I need him already at a lower benchmark.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Luke would, like, leave things around the house
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: and he would go to work for eight hours.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: And, like, he was just, like, messy in my home
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: and really, like, I had a big problem. Heather, can
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I just make it clear? I was paying top dollar
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: in rent, by the way. You had a good house. But, like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: we had a contract.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: I kicked Luke out once and I created a contract
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: for him to come back in.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: You went to lawyers. I got lawyers to write a contract.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: But one of the terms was he would walk into
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: my house and go, oh, your dogs are so annoying.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: And I'd be like, just pat them and say hello.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: He's painting me to be a bad guy. They'll be
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: scratching and kissing on me. They don't scratch.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: You cannot talk about pets in L.A. You better love
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: those dogs.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I love the dogs. Okay. I'm like, they're happy to
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: see you.
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Just say hi to my dogs.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: And so he would not say hi to my dogs.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: And then he'd spill milk. And then he'd do something else.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: And then he knew by the next thing he did,
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: I would be popping off. that's when he'd have the
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: camera ready.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Now i remember one time my daughter said i was
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: mad about something and she just she was young like
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: 12 i've been doing stand-up for a very long time
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: and you know i would talk about my life and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: stuff in the stand-up and i was getting mad about
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: something and she goes to her younger brothers, don't worry,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: in two weeks it'll be part of her act, and
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: she'll be laughing about it. And I was like.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: She read.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: She plucked it.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. That's like the only reason.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Like when people are like, oh, my God, you've been
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: married so long.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: And I remember one time I said to Natasha Leggero,
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: who's a comedian, I go, well, staying married is kind
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: of my brand.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: But I was like, yeah, I mean, I think when
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: you can make. lemonade out of lemons, and when you're
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: a content creator, and whether that's a video or stand-up
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: or whatever, you can't be mad about the milk now.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: You're grateful that the milk was drank.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I'm grateful? Yes.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Say thank you, Scott.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: click and collect.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: So easy.
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: started crying.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: those hard moments that they go through.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: It's about what happens next.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to pull punches. You can use your
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Am I grateful? Not at all. Am I appreciative? Yes.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: We became the perfect storm. That's what it was.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: And that's what it still is. I'm not saying thank you.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Your mom is a mother of four boys, which to
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: a mother of two boys. Sounds terrible. It's scary.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know how she got through it.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: It's boys are wild when they're little. They're easier when
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: they're older.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: What were they trying for girls or just finally after you,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: they just said, fuck it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Mum always said she wanted four boys. But I don't
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: know if I've always believed it. She manifested it?
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: She's a manifesting mama?
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Yes. She's like, I just want healthy babies.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: Well, everyone always says that.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: No, but she said I had three brothers.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Three sisters, and she said, you know, my brothers would
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: smack on and fight, but they would move on with
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: the day.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: She said me and my sisters were so. It's so different.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: So different.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: And she just said, I just, I didn't want that
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: in a house again.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: It's so true.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I remember when my, my sons would fight and stuff
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, that's it. You know, you're not
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: playing together anymore. And then they'd be like, okay, we're
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: fine because like, they don't want to not be able to.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: And it's just like, it's just so, it is such,
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: so fascinating. Like the, the difference between boys and girls
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: and it has nothing to do with, um, sexuality. You
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: have a boy's brain, you have a boy's mentality of like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: You know, getting mad and then getting over it and
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: busting each other's balls in a way that women don't.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: When women do it, it's called mean girls.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're so right.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: When guys do it, it's just like busting balls, whatever, teasing.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: And it's like all fine. It's just so. Now, who
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: is her favorite?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: It changes, but most of the time would be you.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: But then you had twin boys and she loves that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Well, she loves not me. She loves that I've given
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: her children. She loves me. She loves your children.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Well, you're also the baby.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I'm the baby. Could do nothing wrong. I was a
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: very shy, anxious child growing up too.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Also, I just think because you kind of have a
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: round face now, it must have been just, a very kissable.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: The rest of us had brown eyes. He had blue
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: eyed baby. Oh my gosh.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: So I'm the youngest of five, but all of us
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: had brown eyes except for my sister. And my mom
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: made such a big deal about the blue eyes. Like
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: she put us in like matching outfits and my sister
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: would always get the blue one.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: And then I'd get what other color was available.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: And finally, I like jokingly, because I was like basically
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: doing stand-up as a young kid, brought that up. And
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: she felt so bad. And then everything that she got
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: me after that was blue or.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Turquoise or whatever.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Because I was like, do you think that people with
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: brown eyes can't wear blue? Like, why are you such
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: a freak?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: And it was just, yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: But also being the baby, I remember one time my
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: dad finally like got mad at me for something. And
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I remember my brothers and all the older kids, they did, like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: a slow.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: Like, finally, like, clap.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Like, they get really happy when the youngest one gets
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: in trouble. Because you are the baby.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: You don't know any better.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Luke didn't even answer the frigging, you know, the landline
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: growing up, like, till he was, like, 16 years of age. A,
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: because I don't think he had to.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Like, why the fuck would I get up and answer
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: the phone? No one would be calling for me.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Why would I answer it?
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Get Scott to get up and get it, right? Like,
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: it was a laziness and an entitlement. But also, he
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: didn't know how to talk to people. Luke would buckle.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I also remember, I remember being young enough that
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I'm in a high chair. And I remember going, like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I couldn't say spoon.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: I'd say poon, poon.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: And then I remember one day I was like, I
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: think I know how to say spoon, but I was like,
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: but why?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Because I would just like.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: Point and they'd all get me stuff.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: And so then my mom like took me to a
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: speech therapist and the guy's like, the doctor's like, no,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: she can talk.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: But like everybody- But why would she if everyone talks
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: for her?
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: And everybody's like catering to me.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Funny that you said that. I remember in primary school-
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I was given an envelope, I think, to a speech
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: therapist and I was like, absolutely not.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I never gave it to mom and dad. Did you?
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: It was a big yellow envelope and I was like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: oh my God, they don't think I can speak.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: That brought back a memory. That's so funny. So you
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: guys had a great time working together. So now tell
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: me a little bit. So do you like his husband?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Marcus. Marcus is awesome.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: And if he didn't, like he'd know what came for him.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: So I knew what was coming, so I always answer
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: that way.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: And so when did you come out?
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: I was 24 or 25, which I mean each to
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: their own.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: We all have our own journey, right, and story. Right.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Where did you ever think that you could be straight
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: or try to have girlfriends?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, okay. I've gone down on girls. I had girlfriends.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: Congrats.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: The hottest ones. Congrats.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of gays don't even try.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: That's true. I tried and I was good at it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: And I didn't want to be gay. You know, Marcus
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: and I, we always say you can't be what you
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: can't see.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Marcus is my husband.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, Marcus.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: But the other brother in between you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Patrick came out before me. Oh, and how old did
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: he come out? He was like, fuck the world, watch this.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: And when he came out, I went, there's this shame.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: I went, mum and dad can't have two gay sons.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: So I felt really bad for them. And then so
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: I went deeper into the closet whilst Patrick was flying
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: that flag.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: And was Patrick like, come on, I think you are too?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Or did anybody wonder?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: No, everyone went, huh, we thought it was Scott. But
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: it's Patrick? And then so that kind of took a
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: little bit of like heat off in a weird way.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: But then was there a little bit, did he, but
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: was it, maybe they were too celebratory and then you're like, wait,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I was the first gay.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Patrick's definitely like, uh-uh, let's not forget, I walked
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: so you could run type of thing.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, so then when did you finally decide to officially
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: say it?
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, listen, it was my mental health. It all just
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: became like, you know, it was quite consuming. I had
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: a closed relationship with a football player. So somebody played
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: in Aussie rules. Players still never come out, you know,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: as gay to this day. And there was just too much.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: And I just remember going, well, this is going to
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: eat me up and consume me. And it was. And
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I remember thinking, oh, my God, I just want to
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: say something I shouldn't.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: You know, like you hear about, I remember clocking, I'm
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: just going to marry a woman and I'm just going
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: to fuck a guy once every two weeks, right, and
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: just like keep it like behind closed doors. And I
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: just remember thinking, this is crazy. Like I committed to going,
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: that's going to be my life. And then I went,
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: what are you doing?
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: What do you mean you're going to have kids and
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: a picket white fence and you're going to fuck a
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: man once every two weeks?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Like what? And then when I finally came out, it
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: was the best thing I ever did.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: And your parents had already been very accepting of Patrick?
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely. And so, you know, and mum was like, oh,
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: my God. Like she was more upset.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I remember grandma was the biggest supporter at the time,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: wasn't she? Yeah, grandma was phenomenal. She was like, if
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: anyone has a problem, we'll fuck them up.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, jeez.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah. Yeah, she was your ride or die.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: She was the one you wanted by your side. She
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: had a little butter knife ready to go at all times.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Was she the grandma of your dad or your mom?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Mom.
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Matriarch.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Absolute true definition, meaning of matriarch. Luke and I have
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: done live shows and everything. And, you know, the way
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: we honor her, who was, she was, call it, she had.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: A mouth on her like a trucker. I love it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I say I'm my grandmother's grandson, not my mother's son.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: My mom's never said it. Our mom's never said a
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: swear word.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: In her life. She never cusses. Wow.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: Never.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And we went, she would have four boys that would
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: push her. You can imagine.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: And we put up content now and it'd be like,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: did you have to use that? Like the C word,
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: we'll drop it every now and then. She's just like disgusted. Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, mom, it's making us money now.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: So you, um, I was watching, going through your stuff
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: and wait, I want to go to this way.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go back to these.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Um, this was kind of an emotional moment that you
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: had on your show and you were talking about mother's
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: day and how much you love your mother. And being
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: that you are a gay man with a husband and
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: you have these boys, you kind of really broke down.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: And I thought it was a really vulnerable moment that
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: not a lot of gay parents discuss publicly.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: And that there isn't a mother, per se, a female,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: that is there to.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Be with your children.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: And I just thought that was very, um, vulnerable and really,
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: you want to just kind of explain what you were
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: thinking when you're talking about it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Luke and I blew up really hard on Tik Tok
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: and we're sharing a minute. 1% of who we were
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: in a minute in minute videos for so long. And
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: I feel we are quite far more diverse and there
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: was more we wanted to say and do and share.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: And we've got stories for days, right?
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: And we love the entertainment factor and I love vulnerability
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: as well. And especially in men and I love, I
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: stand up for women no matter what, right? Like I
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: will back the woman and believe her first and foremost
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: all the time.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Because history fucking shows that we should.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Um, and I said actually to Joe last night at
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: a dinner, um, that actually when I was being called the, like,
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: you know, the gay, a gay slur, you know, in
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: the clubs or whatever, partying, it was my girlfriends that
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: would like jump and glass a guy, you know, it
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: wasn't my, my, my, my bro mates that were like,
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: they were the ones like hiding from it or like
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: trying to like disarm it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: It was always women that had my back.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: And, you know, we found ourselves one day, my husband
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: and I, I clocked that, oh my God, I had
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: such a beautiful mum and wonderful relationship still with her
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: that I felt really emotional that.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: My boys will never have a mum.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: It's not that I felt guilty, like, oh no, they've
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: only got two dads because everyone I believe just needs
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: a parent that believes in them and is going to
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: bat for them and support them. I just went, they're
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: never going to have what we had in a mum.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: And from that point, when I started sharing it on
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: our podcast, because that allows us to share more of ourself,
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I was able to, I think, really articulate how incredible
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: women are purely by gender default, usually are the ones
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: that have to work a full-time job and then come
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: home and work another full-time job purely by gender.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: And the default of it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: And I tried my hardest to really say to women
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: and mums especially, I see you.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: And the most fucked up thing that happened after that
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: was it felt like it took a man to say
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: how incredible women are for women to be seen. Like
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: women have been saying and been doing this job as
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: in being a mum and being the, you know, the full-time,
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: you know, having to get a full-time job and then
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: being a mum working full-time. And it took a man
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: to say well done for them to go, thank you,
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: finally somebody sees us. And I'm like, you didn't need
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: a man to say, I see you. Does that make sense?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, but what I think was really cool about it is,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: you know, thank God anybody, you know, not anybody, but,
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: you know, with the means, if you are not in
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: a hetero relationship, you don't just roll over and get
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: pregnant naturally, that we have this way of everybody having
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: the ability to become a parent with, you know, the
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: proper help and support. And whether you do that as
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: a single person or whether you do it as a
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: gay couple or whatever it might be or you have
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: to leave your partner because they are not a good partner.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: And I just think that– I think too often people–
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: in their support of gay men having children, you don't
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: want to bring up the fact, like, about the mom.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Like, I've had other gay parents.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Say, my child doesn't have a mom. And I go, no,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: I know they don't. And I'm not saying there's anything
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: wrong with it. Like, I think sometimes gay men might
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: have a little bit of a chip on the shoulder.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Like, my child, and I'm like, no, I don't think
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: anyone's saying that. But I thought it was, you know,
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: beautiful and true. And just like anybody would look at
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: something where they're like, wow. Um, or if you're a
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: working parent and you're like, wow, my mom was home
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: all day with me and my kids don't have that.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: Like I, I kind of took that from that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: And that's what I, and that's what I meant. And
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: a lot of people took their version from that. Like
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: the DMs still to this day, people talk about that
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: to me and women, a lot of them say you
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: healed something in me. I had a dad that didn't
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: see me or, or parents. I had a mom that
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: was terrible. I want you to know I see how
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: much you love being a parent. And then that's held
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: something in me that there are parents out there that
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: love being a mom or a dad either way.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was beautiful.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: And so there were so many incredible things that, like,
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: you know, really came our way after sharing that.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think it also just showed that you
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: are someone, you know, you're this funny, outgoing person, but
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: that you, you know, recognize– recognize things that you might
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: think in your, like, funny way that you might not
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: be there. So I think that's really important as funny
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: people that in this industry, which I think makes the
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: longevity of people like us last, is showing that authenticity.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Well, we ain't scared. We ain't scared to show it all.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: But Miss Rachel gave us no choice.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: My boys said mummy one day and I was like,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: the fuck?
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: All because of Miss Rhea.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, they were like one years old and they're like, mama.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: And I was like... Holy shitballs. Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't think I'd have to have this conversation with
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: you boys at one.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: And I was like, sit down. I'm like, oh, God,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Marcus, we got to tell the boys.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: That they don't have a mom.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Like they got two dads. Sorry, boys. And we did.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: We had this conversation and we do it a lot.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: And I and I talk to them.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: I'm very intentional with them because one day I went,
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: we got to tell them that. that they've got two
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: dads because it's like, it feels like it's a very
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: normal family and it is our normal. But I went,
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: we grow, we're in a very white fucking, you know,
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: privileged area. And one of my boys is brown. The
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: other one is full of fucking life. They're going to
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: have to explain that they've got two dads and why
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: they look the way they are and everything.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: So they're fraternal twins?
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: They are fraternal twins, yes. So one's biologically mine, one's
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: biologically Marcus's. They have the same egg donor.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: So technically they're half-brothers?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, and twins that are half-brothers. It's fascinating, right? It's
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: super cool. And America can do anything.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: I had another guess. So it's the same thing.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Well, when we first found out about it, sorry,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I'm digressing.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: When we first found out about this, we were like,
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: is this what you do in China?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Like, is this under the table? Like hush hush to
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: make it happen.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: So we go to this surrogacy conference and there's, there's like,
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: you know, you can do it in Georgia. You can
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: do it in the Ukraine. And then it was like California.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: And there stand these gays that are standing there at
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: their booth at this conference.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Right. we walk up to them and we're like, hey,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: we've heard that you can do this.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: And they're like, oh, Scott, we're sending people to Mars
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: these days. We can do anything in California and America.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: And I was like, we're going to America to make babies, right?
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: And these boys one day I just thought, we've got
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: to tell them that they've got two dads and that
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: other people have mums because I just had this vision
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: one day they'll come home from, like, school on day
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: one and they'll, like, throw their bags down and be like,
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? Most people have a mum and a dad.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Not everyone has two dads. So we just thought we're
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: just like, we're going to bear it all. We're going
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: to share the truth about it. You said something funny
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: the other week. There's Santa clock mum as well. You
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: said Miss Rachel, but they think our mum's their mummy.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: So they're calling our mum mum now.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: But they call me Scott now. One of them calls
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: me Scott just to like rile me up already. They've
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: realised that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: If I pop off, it's funny. You know what the
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: whole thing is about little kids?
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: Because I.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Technically, I'm a stepmother to my first child, which is
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: my stepdaughter.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: And she doesn't look like me.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Is this a 12-year-old that said she wrote about us?
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: Well, now she's 27, but.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: 26.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: But anyway, yeah, she is.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: She's very smart.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: And, you know, people would be so shocked when they'd
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: come over and she would call me mom.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: And.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: And I go, don't you understand? She's like a little kid.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Her brothers are calling me mom.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: It's natural.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: So whether that happens with the grandma or whatever, or
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: sometimes you'd make, remember sometimes in school you'd call your
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: teacher mom by mistake?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: It'd be the worst day of your life.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: And then when people break up, it's such a big
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: thing where people try to get like court orders where
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: they're like, the child can't call the stepmother mom.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: And I'm like- You're gonna put that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Court order on a four-year-old like what the fuck is
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: wrong with you the kids will get it they'll understand
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: and it's just it's just a matter of just if
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: they call someone that anything it's because it's It's around them,
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: and it's a comfort, and they're treating them like a parent.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: But calling you sometimes by your actual name, too, my
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: kids would sometimes do that, too. And again, it's just
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: a slip because they're hearing your husband call you that.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: It's not like this, like, we're going to screw him
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: up today.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Although Bobby Beckett did one day. He goes to me,
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: and Bobby Beckett, he's full of life.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: He looked at me. This is your son. One of
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: my sons, yeah. He goes, gay. And I went, and
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: this is when he was two, and I went. did
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: you just call me gay? And he was like, gay.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: And I went.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, clock that.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: And I went, yeah, I am gay. And I'm a
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: proud gay man. And I'm like, how am I explaining
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: this to two, two year olds, right?
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Like he's already like figuring out like how to have
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: fun with me, I think.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: And how to find his voice and it all is
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: really cool.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: It's so, it's, it's great.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I want to get into also that you guys do
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: this fun thing where I love these. Oh, Well, first
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: of all, this was really great because I went I
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: saw this Coachella concert with Justin Bieber and that they
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: they when he was just doing his whole YouTube show,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: like just a degenerate in his room looking up old videos.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: You guys got to be in it. How did you
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: find that out?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: He said this wasn't real.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's not real?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I edited it to make it look like we popped
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: up on his screen. I thought it was. We tricked
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of people with that.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: You know what he just did to you is what
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: he does to me all the time, like completely gaslighting me,
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: making me believe in something, we're doing something and then
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: it's a prank.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: He did it. Well done. Sorry, Heather.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: But people were messaging me going, oh, my God, you're
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: at Coachella? And I was like, no. And they're like, no,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you're on somebody like on Justin Bieber singing. And I
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, yeah, whatever.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: Did you watch the concert?
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was weird.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: And I don't know. We talked about it, but I
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: think it was like a way to get around music
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: rights or the millions you made, whatever. But basically he
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: sat there barely saying, It was not a show like,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: you know, where you would get to see him sing
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: and dance.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: And it was just him being like, like looking up
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: stuff on YouTube.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: And people were like, what the fuck is this? So
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I really just.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Thought that because you.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Guys were popular, like that would just be a fun
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: thing to just show.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: See, I think he should have done it. Yeah.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, I love this, this stuff that you do. Now
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: explain this, Luke, this idea.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: So this idea, when you start making content, and we've
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: been doing it for about four years, it can sometimes
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: get quite hard to always think of an idea to
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: put up. So when you almost get onto a winning
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: sort of piece of content, an easy thing you can
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: replicate actually is quite good, and people seem to like
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: it as well. So this is the idea of doing
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: an improv where– I read out a fake scenario. Normally
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: it's been sent in by someone from our audience too,
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: where Scott has to react to it live.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: So it can be from anything.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: The more random I loves when I'm reading it, it'll
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: be like, you've been, um, the military have called and you're,
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: you have to, you've been inscripted to go to war and.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Then reading it to him. And then he has to
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: react there.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: And he knows he has about one minute maximum because
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: that's how long I want the video to go for.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the worst thing. And then I'll be filming sometimes.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wrap this up. Like, end it now.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: But, no, now we've probably done about 20 of them
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: and I really enjoy it and it seems like other
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: people seem to enjoy it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the audience seem to love it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, do you have– We just.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Did one with Coleman Domingo two days ago.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Now, I just need a– I want to do one.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: I just need– Will you do one with us after this?
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: No, but can we do one here?
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, of course.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Can we do one? Well, first, do you have a
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: fresh one for him?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Or you can do an old one on me. Can
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I do one with a joint one?
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: You do an old one on me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: You're MVP improv comedian.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Because I only looked at the first one last year.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Can I get my phone? Because I write down all
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: the good ones. Yes, yes. Okay, I'm going to go
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: get it. So, Coleman, I just need to clock this, though.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: I just did a one-minute scene, acting scene, improv, with
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: a two-time Oscar nominee.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Luke directed and filmed us. Like, we walked away from
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: lunch going, the fuck? Like, just with an iPhone. Two
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: boys from Melbourne. Like, we just did an acting scene. Right,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: because you're the radiologist. I'm getting distracted.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: With one of the biggest actors in the world, and
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: he was happy to do it with us.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, great, can't we? Like, how fun.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: And you're like. do with this like this is wild
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: oh you know.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: What you were before why he looks that up we'll
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: give you a little break we'll talk about um some
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: juicy scoops so you we were talking about uh jacob
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Your son?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: No, Jacob. Jacob, the actor. Oh, a lordy, sorry. A lordy.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: But I do think that my son could be like
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: a cousin of his. They look slightly alike.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got the height, yep.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so anyway, that he's dating Kendall Jenner.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: And what do you think of that romance?
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Are you for it?
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Did you see them on the beaches?
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I saw them at Brisbane Airport covering their faces from
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: the paparazzi.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: They came in like covering.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: And the attitude in Australia is, We don't give a
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: fuck who you are. And if you try and make
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: it seem like you're more important and you're hiding, we're
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: not going to like it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: If you just walked in off the plane. But at
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: the same time, they're like, no one cares who you are.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: But you got, we're seeing these photos because obviously the
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: paparazzi are everywhere anyway.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure. So it's like a play on.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: But.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: I think in days of like big celebrity and social
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: media now, they share so much of their life anyway.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Why are you hiding from a guy?
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Like two guys at fucking Brisbane airport in Australia that
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: are there to get a photo of you.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Just smile and wave and walk through.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: I've got a good story for you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Go. Okay.
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: So I've known the Kardashian-Jenners for years.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Oh God.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: And Caitlyn Jenner belongs to my country club and she's
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: been there for 20 years.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: So she's a big golfer. And because we know each
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: other from way back when, whenever I see her, she,
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: you know, talks to me and, um, she had told
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: me this was like, you know, a few weeks ago
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, Oh, how, you know, how is everybody? And,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: you know, of course I know, because how can I
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: not know how everybody is like.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: So yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: And, um, and she's like, uh, well, Heather, this isn't
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: for you to spread. And I'm like, okay.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: Kendall's, you know, dating Jacob.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Like the world knows. Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: But she did tell me before anyone else that she
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: was going to visit the family.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Kendall was going to visit the family in Australia. And
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: I didn't tell anybody that.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: And, um, but, uh, Caitlin likes Jacob very much. And
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Caitlin likes Timothy very much for Kylie. Kylie. I'm crazy
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: that both of them are with massive actors together.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Thinks it's both good relationships.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Listen, I feel like Jacob hasn't got any crosses against
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: his name that I'm aware of anyway at home, right?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, we haven't heard anything bad about him.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I just feel like.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Imagine taking Kendall and saying, Mom, Dad, here she is. Like,
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: did they all have to stand up as Kendall walks
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: in the room?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Or do you think they're like, hey, Kendall, welcome to
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: the shit show?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't think they would have treated her like.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: The girls are very, very polite and lovely and down
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: to earth. I'm sure she was lovely to the family.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: She'd have to be. And listen, I think that Brody Jenner,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: who is Caitlyn's biological son from the wife number two,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: I've always said I think he is like the best
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: looking man, like walking earth.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I think I just saw a TikTok about this the
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: other day.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: That he's just the best looking.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: And he's married and his wife is a professional surfer
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: who surfs while she's pregnant.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: With the second child.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: And like the baby's like on the shoulder.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Like they're like ridiculous.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: And anyway, so I, and of course, Kendall is absolutely
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: stunning being, you know, her genes.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I just think if they have a kid— Superhuman. It'll
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: be a superhuman.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: It will be a dark-haired stunner delight.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Amazonian something.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yes. So for that, I think we need to see—
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: The world deserves it. We need to see— We deserve it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: And then if that hottie has a half-Australian, half-Kardashian Valley
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: accent— We thought.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: We were going to get, Australia thought we were going
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: to get this with Liam and Miley.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: So now it's happening again.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: And so now this is maybe the next.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Do you think Liam was an awful husband to Miley?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. No, I don't know.
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: Well, according to her songs, it sounds like he was.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: But Miley came out and said, I'm not going to
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: remember it completely, but she said something really good in
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: terms of, if the person I'm talking about is being
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: offended- That's not on me because it was your bad.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: If you're not, if you're offended by your bad behavior,
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: that's your thing. But you shouldn't be. I'm going to
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: say it all wrong. I wish you could find the clip,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: but it was beautiful. It was almost like she can
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: speak her truth because if you don't like it, that
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: was your behavior.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: Everyone can tell their own story. And if you were
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: part of the story, too bad.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: And there was clips of them on red carpets and
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: that where she'd be doing her normal self and you'd
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: be like, stop it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: There was some rumor, I can't remember, that the reason
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: they broke up is that he cheated with allegedly Paul.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: Cheated with who?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence? Is that what the hot rumor was?
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: I can't remember.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: He did a movie with her or something. And then.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: The Hunger Games, I think it was from that. And
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: then she wore a dress in her video.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: The gold dress.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: Whoever that was, it was Jennifer Lawrence or not.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: I know people are screaming in their cars as they're
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: listening to this.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry. It was Madonna.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, did you come up with some?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I've got one for both of you.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, great.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: And I think you'll both do this well. You've got
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: an eyelash under your left eye and it's annoying the
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: shit out of me. I'll put it there on purpose
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: for you. No, I'm going to keep it now. My
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: left eye? Yes, wipe it. Is it gone?
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: All right. Are we ready? Who wants to go first?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Who's feeling up for it?
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: Should I go first?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. I'll go first.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Then if yours is so much better than mine.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Okay. No, you're going to knock it out of the ballpark.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: You've got this. You have a freaking McDonald's.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: Let's go.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: And it might go with, I think you said something
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: about having gum when we walked in.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I wonder if I should direct it to my, I'm
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: going to direct the answer to my, to my, to
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: my camera.
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Perfect. Okay.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: But go give it to me.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: The person sitting next to you on the plane has
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: bad breath and keeps talking to you.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I'm just going, I'm just going, I'm.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: I'm just going for work. It's just, no, you know what?
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I wasn't being truthful. Actually, I'm going for a funeral
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: and if I talk about it, I'm going to sincerely
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: start crying. So do you mind if we just, Don't
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: talk anymore.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to hear. Tell me more about this funeral.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: It's for my grandmother. She was hit by a bus
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: in New York City and then fell into a sinkhole.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: They have a sinkhole problem in New York City.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, are you from New York?
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: No, but she was and she... They're looking for her
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: in the sinkholes. And down in the sinkholes, they actually
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: found 71 young Jewish girls that were hiding down there
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: for no reason.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: And they brought them up.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Tell me more about that.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: And I'm just going to.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Is everything okay?
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to hold my breath for just a minute.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I get nervous on planes and I hold my breath
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: when I get nervous on planes.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Do you want to do a breathing technique with me?
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Here, I'll go first. Breathe in. And out.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Actually, I have to tell you, I also have a
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: terminal disease. And they don't know if it's contagious or not.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: So if I were you, I would see if there's
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: an extra seat. I noticed there was a couple extra seats.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Where's the call bell? Okay. You went everywhere.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think, I don't know if it was that good,
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: but okay.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: You do this thing that some of our winners, like
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: our winners, like the ones that have done really well
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: is where you just bring something completely random into the storyline.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: You guys hear about those 71 Jewish girls that just
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: came out of a tunnel in New York?
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Nobody knew why. And then it just goes away, just
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: like an alien story. You're like, well, that was weird.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Remember those alien stories? Remember the drones?
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Isn't it weird that nobody cares about aliens anymore?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: But can I stop for a second? Yeah. I was
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: one of the only people in Australia. I think James
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Franco cares about aliens. And I made a really big
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: video about it. And I was like.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Which alien story were you into?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: No, not the alien. It was the drones that were hanging.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, the drones. The New Jersey drones.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: The giant ones.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Remember that summer of New Jersey drones?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: The size of frigging cars.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: And it was everywhere. Then all of a sudden, that
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: all just disappeared. It just goes away. What the fuck
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: were they?
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: We never knew.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: We're going to be kicked out. We're going straight to
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Australia after this.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: I'm sure their black cars are going to be out
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: the front of the studio waiting because they're like, oh
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: my God, the Australians are talking about it.
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: Because what do you mean you're not allowed to talk
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: about it?
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: No, they do disappear. How do Australians feel about aliens?
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: You know what? The truth, we're like, why the fuck
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: do they keep happening in America? There's a really good
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: movie at the moment.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: You're like a little offended that they're not coming to Australia.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: No, we're like, of course they're happening in America. Why? Yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: But, like, why?
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. So our thing is why does
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: it always happen in America? Aliens are only seen in America.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Is it fabricated? Nowhere else. Aliens are like, well, only
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: go to America. I'm an alien.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: So you guys don't have alien sightings?
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: No, it's like a chip on our shoulder. We're like,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: why don't they come here?
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: So you don't have anybody in Australia that says they were, like,
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: farming and somebody came down and then stuck their finger
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: up the asshole and then took them on a plane?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Never happens in Australia. Only happens in America, y'all. Interesting.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Do you remember? The calls coming from inside the house.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Scott's turn. Okay. You have one.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: Go.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Get into character already.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: I am.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Am I not?
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: You open a door for the same old lady every
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: day and she never thanks you.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: Can I be the old lady?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Can.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Perfect. It's a duo.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Or Scott, do you want to be the old lady?
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: No, I'm the old lady.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. Go. Oh, did you drop something?
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: No.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I've never caught your name. What's your name?
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: So you can use your hands. That fascinates me.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Do you know, do you recognise? Hi.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know who you are. Sassy Scott.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Sassy? The guy who opens the door. Hang on, give
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: me two seconds. Hey, Luke, how are you? Really good,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: That's phenomenal to hear. Hang on, just give me one
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: more minute. Thank you. What is wrong with her face?
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: What are you doing today?
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Not opening doors for people. No, and I'm not.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Opening the door for this lady anymore either.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, look at that weather.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you feel to be so rude.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I'm just minding my own business.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: Why are you attacking me?
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I feel attacked.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: You feel attacked? Honey, boo.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: You have been completely undressing me for so long.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, I love your shoes. Where'd they come from?
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: My daughter bought them for me, and I don't know
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: that I like your questioning.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: You can walk in those shoes, but you can't open
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: a door.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Fascinating.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Do you have people at home?
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I don't choose to.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, young man or woman. I don't know what
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: you are.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: You're wearing an earring.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, honey boo. And I just.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Get your words out.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: If I had a camera right now, I would be
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: filming you.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: But you wouldn't know how to use it. Do you
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: know what brings me joy right now?
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: What, dear?
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: You're next on God's list, not me. That's how I'll
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: sleep tonight. You are the rudest person I've ever met.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: 90 days straight have opened this door for you and
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: you look at.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Me like, this is how you thank me?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: I've never seen you in my life. I would recognize
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: someone that draws on his arms like that.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool. You'll be seeing God next before you see me.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a magic marker, but it
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: doesn't come out easily. I have grandchildren and you're going
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: to be stuck with that for.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: What is that? For life.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Why is that person on a big thing?
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, hang on, wait.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: You want to see another one? Look at this. There's
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: two skeletons fucking.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Are you a devil worshipper?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. Because I ain't worshipping the shit that you do.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I'm going to write a formal complaint.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Can't hear her anymore.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: See ya.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't want to be ya. End scene.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: That was good. That was fun. I was feeling awkward.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Were you? I was like, lady, just say thank you
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: and end this.
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: She's never going to say thank you.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: She's never.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: She has never seen me before in her life. That
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: was so good.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: I thought you were going to go get your cataracts
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: taken out there.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Oh. But anyway.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I do think there is an ongoing theme with you
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: that you really like to call out people who don't
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: have good manners and.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Are very— Someone's finally clocked it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is very entitled.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Just, again, classic people that don't say thank you, that
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: kind of thing.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: That is like your biggest pet peeve, I think.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Do you know what? The biggest thing, I think it's having,
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: I realize I have a voice, right? I know I
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: have one now.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: I always knew I did, but I've seen over the
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: years this gap of people not being able to speak
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: up for themselves, usually against somebody that has an air
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: of entitlement, right?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: And I just go, oh, fucking pass me the baton.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: I've got a voice. I know how to stand up
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: to somebody. I can call it out really easily. And
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: it fascinates me that there's so many people that can't
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: use their voice. And that's where I always say as
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: an ally, your job is to be tapped in when
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: somebody needs you to stand by the side. But if
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: they need you, tap them the fuck in. And the
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: ally can do the work for you.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: But even with Scott as well, the thing I clocked
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: recently is, Words have meaning to him, whereas words don't
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: have meaning to me.
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: Like what kind of words?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Say if we're arguing and I'll say something I know
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: it's going to get to him, he's still stuck on
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: that for the next week, whereas like that's gone straight
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: over my head.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Or tone as well. Yeah, he's about tone. Somebody can
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: say a word to me and I'm like, it's not
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: at all what they mean. No. It's getting really deep
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: for the juicy scoop.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: But this particular one that you guys did, You're a
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: makeup artist and you're filming your response video to your
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: influencer clients who just did a nasty viral review of
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: your makeup look that you gave her for Coachella.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: I love this one because it's so.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: tiktok related like the about influencers that call out people
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: and call out their business and then someone's like do
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: you know that you just destroyed their business so let's
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: all go destroy her following and let's call out where
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: she works at the accounting firm and like there's so
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: much of that and it can be really kind of
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: funny yeah it's kind of crazy.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: I've even seen businesses jump on it and they won't
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: give names and they're like oh this influencer has done this, blah, blah,
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: but it's almost for their own promotion.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: It didn't happen. Ah, you don't think? It gets great traction,
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: like you just said. They go viral. That's a good point.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: There's so many things now that I'm like, this didn't happen.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Luke's against sharing somebody's name, though. I'm like, oh, you
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: were comfortable writing that to me?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: You better. And you would have experienced this too. I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: would love.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: What I want to do, you've seen how he reacts
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: to fake scenarios. I want to get like my favorite
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: comments where they're attacking him and getting him to green
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: screen those comments live.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: Can you find one now?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: No, people don't write anything bad about me. What do
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: you mean? I think there was a good one just recently.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Find a bad comment about me. I screenshot one. Let
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: me see if I can find it.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: Early on, I had a couple moments. Not early on.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Early on in the podcast world, people could write you.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: And there were some that just really fucking pissed me off.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, you know, lucky for you.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: There's about a billion other podcasts that you can listen to.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: You know, no, actually, I don't.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: And I said, I actually don't do well with criticism.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: It actually doesn't make me want to do better. It
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: actually makes me get pissed off and want to quit.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: So if you.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Like the show, you probably... Shouldn't be, like, saying, you know, whatever.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: So I, but then my husband, like, one day, like,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: so I wrote something back, and then he was like, oh,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: my God, like, just, you know, you can't do that.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: It's just easier if you just say nothing or, sorry,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I feel that way.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: Bye-bye, you know.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: So now, but now I am to the place of, like, sorry,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: I don't feel it, because I realize it can get
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: to a weird minutiae, and it does affect me too much.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: I actually don't like when someone says, I hurt their
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: feelings because they were listening to the show and I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: said something. I constantly say it's a comedic conversation podcast. Sure.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: I don't work for.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: CNN, and if for some reason we talked about something
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: that triggered a memory of you being on a soccer
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: team where you hurt your ankle and I talked about
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: tripping over a soccer ball, I don't know what to
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: tell you. I'm sorry that that happened, but I'm not
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: going to respond. So what kind of comments really bug
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: you the most?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: I like to hold a mirror up. So if you're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: going to, if you're going to, I'll say this one,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: for example, um, there's a couple of people that have
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: said clearly Scott has black children, so they can be slaves.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: So they can what?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: They can be his slaves in his house. Like people
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: can be very disgusting in the comments. Terrible. So terrible
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: that you go.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: These are in the comments under a thing or DMs.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. How did that secret get out?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: They're cleaning my pool as we speak, David. Do you
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: want me to send them around to your house next?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: And how do they come back to that?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: They can't. Whereas I'm like, what the fuck? If they
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: screenshot that and put that up, where the fuck's God?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Stop writing this back.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: You know, one day somebody wrote to me like, ew, oh,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: my God, you've ruined your genetic line by crossbreeding or
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: something like that.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: And I was like, genetic line?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Like, we were fucking, like, from.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: potato farmers in Ireland that got sent on a ship
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: to Australia.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: We haven't got these great.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Also, I thought Australians were like all the hot prisoners
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: they sent to one island and then they procreated.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: Correct.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: So they're like criminals, right?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: So when people like, how dare you bring like.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Is that the truth about Australia or not?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: The criminals, they got put on ships. The convicts. The
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: convicts and got sent to Van Diemen's Land, which was Australia.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: But they must have put some criminal women too.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, they did. Yeah, for real petty crimes.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, and then they procreate.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Petty. Yeah, correct. Is that the right word? Petty crimes.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: But it's the most attractive country.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Are you saying we're attractive right now? I don't know.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe I was just in a cute part. I went
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: to Sydney twice and I thought it was extremely attractive.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: I felt like everybody was just like, so good looking.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Sydney's a beautiful city as well. Sydney's like that. Okay,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: so continue. Back to you, the DM question and the comments.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: But you don't want to, I'm guessing you don't want,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: some people will highlight those comments so that all the
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: fans go after them. But do you feel like it's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: borderline on like doxing kind of?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Dox the shit out of them. Go to their fucking
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: front door. Kick it down.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: You fuck around and you find out. You want to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: say something.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: Like that and put your name to it about me,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: about races, about equity groups, fuck around and find out
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: and watch what happens.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: But I like the whole comment section. More comments, more engagement.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I'm all for it. So if a bad comment about us.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: I love we've got the emotional one and we've got
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: the money guy.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Algorithm come at me, write the hate, whatever.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: But what I don't like is when we put other
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: people in our content and then hate can come towards them.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm very more mindful of that. They can say
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: whatever they want about us.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: I've never done that either.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I have commented back like in the comments when someone
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: says something like, Oh, my God, you're too old to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: be wearing shorts, you know, or whatever. I will leave
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: that up because somebody else will see it and go, well,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: let me see your fucking legs.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: But I don't highlight it, make a video out of it.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Heather, this is what you need to do. I'm going
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: to say, sorry, your mum hated you. That's a good one.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Write that back to the guy that writes that to you. Say,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry your mum hated you.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: They've got mummy-daddy issues.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: One thing I said.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Go, go, go.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: You've got to find your fucking way in with people
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: like me and Heather.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: No, say what you're going to say.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying what you should do.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: This is what I do every now and then, and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: it's exactly what you're doing, but I pin the comment
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: so it goes to the top. Wait until there's about
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: two of our audience clap back, then I unpin it,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: and then it's become.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: A big comment thread. And then there's more comments again,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: and everyone's fighting on your behalf.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: Which is better than you.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: I never want to clap back.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Like I never want to, I hate it when there's
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: bots or something that are actually coming from my enemy,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: but then they go after somebody and they, and then
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: that person is like, Oh my God, I'm getting death threats.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: But they somehow associate it to me. Like I, like
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: I got people to go after them.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is clearly a bot. created by
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: somebody else to make me look like I have an
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: army of hateful people I don't have an army of.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Hateful people we don't need the bots we've got me.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah so I don't I hate that and I
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: hate when people don't see through it because I'm just
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: like come on you know like I have never once
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: said on a show, go after Sassy now.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Unleash the hate. Give us the engagement.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Go.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: See, mine is more like, you know, David from whatever town,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: you know, that will say something. And if I go, oh,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: I see you and I'm going to give you the
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: attention you think you want, as soon as I respond
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: anything back to them, they go.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Sassy, sorry, mate. I actually love you. Right, yes. And
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: then I go, fuck, like, you bitch.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: A backbone and at least come back to me when
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: I come for you. But they very quickly buckle and
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: put their tail between their legs.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Very quickly.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, oh, I'm a fan.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: I actually think you're really funny. I just don't like
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: what you said there.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Or there's people that are like, I got blocked by so-and-so.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: And they wear it like a badge of honor. And
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know. If you're constantly writing really
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: mean things about this person under their stuff about their character,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: do you think it's healthy for them to continue to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: see your mean comments? So by them blocking you, I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: know you think it's mean or something because we blocked you,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: but it's actually protecting our own mental health. Like I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: don't need to see hateful shit. Go get another fake
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: account to watch my stuff. But this account won't be
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: able to like write a mean thing. So it's like,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I don't understand why people, and some of these people
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: can become creators on their own and they're still like,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: and I've been, I've been, Bethany Frankel blocked me and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't blame her.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: I kind of called her out on some things, and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: that's fine. I shouldn't be allowed to see her content
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: anymore then.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: She dominates still.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Good for her.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: She dominates.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: But if I'm going to talk about her and she's
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: going to block me, then I think that she's every
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: right to do that.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Of course. Of course.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: It's a healthy thing, and I'm not.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: So we're not sending the bots our way, just to
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: make it clear.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to do bots. I think I've
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: been a victim of bots, and I think I've been
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: a victim of someone sending bots to, like, create something.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: But then once you get a longer perspective away from it,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: it's like, there's this other thing that, that is, and
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: I'm going to screw up the saying, you probably know
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: that like, you know, pretty people will compliment you. Successful
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: people will encourage you. Wealthier people will whatever, buy your dinner.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: There was something like that. nobody that is.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Above you in any of those categories is going to
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: be the one that's going to say horrible shit about you.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: So anybody, so, so I always was like, when I
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: would read the mean things, I would be like, they're
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: baby reindeers, you know, from the show baby. They're that
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: weird woman that has like a weird life.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Oh man.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: And that, yeah.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: Or man or an angry man that like hates women.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: That just is like so mad that you're like happy
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: and having a fun life i i love it though
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: when other people do it like there's this one girl
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: that let's say it's julia roberts is on the red
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: carpet and you know she's got a lot of comments
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: but she gets them oh she looks old now or
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: whatever into their face so then then she puts a
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: whole video together and goes into their face and it's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: always and it's like this lady that's like yeah sure doesn't.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Look like a pretty woman anymore she looks terrible for
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: her age it'll be.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Some old person i mean that's kind of this person's
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: whole thing and i'm like i love it because you
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: watch this and you're like yeah what do you want
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: like she's 58 years old like She does look great,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: but does she look the same as she did in 92? No,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: she fucking doesn't. Like it's such a thing, but now
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: it's such a part of our life. And I just
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: think by doing that, by seeing that anybody that gets that,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: whether you're a high school kid or whatever, if you've
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: got to toughen up your skin because this shit isn't
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: going away and cyber bullying isn't going away and there's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: got to be a way to like, Be in this
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: earth and use it because it's so valuable. It's not
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: like you can't really be on social media. If you're
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: not on social media, people suspect that there's something wrong
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: It's fascinating when I do meet people that aren't on it.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: I always think about like opinions on me. People go,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: how do you do it, Scott? Like with thick skin.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, no, I have many opinions on people.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: So for me to be allowed to have those opinions
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: on people, I have to accept that people are going
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: to have opinions on me.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Right? It's a currency, right? Like, I buy it with that, so, like,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: I have to accept it back. But it just goes
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: that my opinions are right, theirs are wrong. Yeah.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Right, I love it.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: And the hate, the nastiness, I block. Purely because I
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: never want my kids to see it. So it's like
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: if there's somebody that is like relentlessly saying terrible things,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: I block it.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Not because I can't handle it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: It's like, oh, I don't ever want my kids to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: one day scroll and go, oh, my God, people are
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: saying that to our dad about us.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: So I just think they've got to go. Definitely some people.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Now, this one was a really fun one. It was
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: for you to do this challenge.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Your friend receives the wrong meal at the restaurant and
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: is too shy to say anything about it. I love
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: that because I feel like that one, everyone has been there.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: Now you might be the person that's too shy to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: say anything.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: The friend that goes to the hairdresser and they're like,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: I hate it. And you're like, why didn't you tell them?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Like when they were like dying hair, why did you
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: leave the hairdressing salon saying I love it and you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: walk out and they cry in their car?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I've had so many girlfriends that have done that.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you didn't fucking, like say, can I come
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: back or can you fix it or can you cut
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: it shorter or change the color?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Like it fascinates me.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: I have got one for you. Yeah. Okay.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: You're getting a massage. It's, it's at like a nice,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: it's your vacation. It's a nice spot. It's costing like
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: $ 380 with tip.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: And it starts and it's pretty good. It's two hands, whatever.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: But then all of a sudden it just, it's just
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: one hand doing your neck, just one hand for a while,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: for a while. And you're kind of thinking, this isn't
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: that great. Like, it's $ 380. Now I am the person
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: that never says anything. I, I kind of, it's kind
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: of made me not get into, I kind of think
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I'm over massages when my whole life, when I was
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: a young girl, I'd be like, one day I'll be
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: rich enough to have like a living masseuse. I don't
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: want that anymore because I've had like too many bad
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: massages and I don't speak up. So now I want
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: to hear What you're going to say. It's just not
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: a good massage. It's just like you're not feeling it,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: but you're only 20 minutes in and you paid for
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: 80 minutes.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Do you need a hand? I feel like
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I would just say that. Excuse me? Do you need
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: some help? Excuse me?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Are you okay?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: I'm okay.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Is the pressure okay for you? The pressure's fine in
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: the one hand that you're using.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: I thought I purchased an 80-minute double hand treat.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, this is just one part of the massage.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: I just was focusing.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: How long does this part go for?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Let's move to the next, please. Thank you. Actually, you're
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: making me feel uncomfortable. Okay, story of my life. This
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: isn't about you right now.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: It's about the service that I've just paid, $ 380.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Well, probably $ 340 minus tip. First of all, you asked
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: for our fourth. Whoa, this is confrontational. Let's change masseuses now.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: You asked for our fourth. Do you mind leaving the room?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: I do want to say, you didn't ask for strong pressure.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: That's an extra $ 82.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, the energy in this room. Sorry, Latish. We're going
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: to have to change masseuses, please. Okay, I'm going to
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: give you a little bit of time. Don't get up
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: too fast. Thank you. I'll bring you some water.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, don't worry about that.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Just bring a new masseuse. The session is done now. Okay,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: so I'm not paying for this though, right? It's already
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: been charged to your room, but you can take that up.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: With the manager.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Oh, I absolutely will. Do you want to
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: go grab them now? Thank you.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: That's good. So you'd stop it. In real life, you'd
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: stop it.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So we've had this conversation before where I hate massages.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: But not, I wouldn't be at see you next Tuesday.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: But you would say like, what's up with the one hand?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: So you'd be like, what's up with the one hand?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: How long into just one hand would you say?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, hang on.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: You've just reminded me. Because someone says, what do you
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: think they're doing? I'm like, I don't think they're jerking off.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: I think they're looking at their phone. I mean, to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: be honest, I think they're like doing shit on their phone.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: We did the Amazing Race Australia.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, when did you do that?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Last year.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: Was it amazing?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: It is everything you wanted to be. Did you win
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: the whole thing? We came close.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Wait, I want to hear about that in a minute,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: but continue with this story first.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Production, things got pretty heavy for everyone.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: Like there was a bit of trauma and stuff on
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: set and we were in Uzbekistan and one of the
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: producers came up and said, we've got some massages booked
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: for all of you at this hotel.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: As a treat.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: As a treat for all of us. I'm like, heaven.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Luke's like, I don't like being touched. He just like massages.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like. Sounds like I'm getting four hands or two
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: double sessions.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not wasting it. I walk in and there's these
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: two Uzbeki women.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: One is sitting on the bed, the one that's clearly
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: supposed to be massaging Luke that's like, great, I've got
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: an hour off. She's eating fried chicken on the bed
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: as her mate starts massaging me, right? I'm like, but
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: I'm in Uzbekistan, so just take it, right? You're in
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: the Amazing Race. Your body's sore. You just fucking ran
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: up the Himalayas yesterday in Nepal, right? I'm like, just
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: take it, Scott. And I'm laying there.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: Can you smell the chicken?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Wait!
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 9: I can hear.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Her sucking the meat off the bone. So I go,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: hang on, stop.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: And I said, is she going to be in here
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: the whole time?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: And they were.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: There was no English at all. And I was like,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: can you get a producer, please? And then the lady
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: was like, no, no, no. I'm like, Uzbek women are
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: pretty strong. So she's just like putting my head back
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: down into the table, like shut this little girl up
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: or whatever she thought I was.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: And I was like, she has to go. So I
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: told the lady, I was like, please, can you go outside?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: And now this woman was like, what the fuck?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: And she did. She left the room. But she was
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: sucking on it. And I could hear her. She was
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: like five, six metres away.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: And I was like.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Stop it! So yeah, I actually have called out behavior
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: in a massage before.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I have one last question for you. Now, are you
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: still single, Luke?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: I'm in a relationship.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: With a woman.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Very private with my personal life.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: And when you started that, were you at this level
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: of fame or not?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: And did she know who you were before she dated you?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Yes. Okay, good.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Because I hate a girl, I hate a person that
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: goes with someone famous and they're like.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: I don't even own a TV.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: I had no idea who you were.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: You're a liar. I didn't do social media. Red flag,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: they had the one in the dance. Yeah, yeah. In
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: the comments.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: And you look back at their Facebook and it was like,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: my favorite show is Vanderpump Rules when I was since
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: 12 on.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: And you're like, oh, and you don't know this person.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: But you didn't know who I was?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, so with your husband, you guys have been together
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: how long?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: 13 years.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: So how has it been with this completely new career, fame,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: international social media?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: On your relationship.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: I'm so lucky.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Marcus is a fucking super Bravo fan. You, he's loved
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: you your whole career. Like when I said to him,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: I was like.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: I'm only human. Spoke to Heather today. He was like,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: shut up.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Like juicy. He was so excited. Marcus used to say
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: to people, because I haven't changed.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: He used to say, Scotty's a rock star in his
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: own world. And then when this blew up. He goes,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: the world just realised and learned what I always knew.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: That's so cute. And he's just always been very supportive.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: Now, the reality is, you know, he's a CEO, he's
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: a businessman, he's done really well for himself.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 6: So he has a normal career.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: But Luke and I have been thrown into rooms and
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: we can hold our own in them.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: You're lucky when you've got your brother next to you, right?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: We always say when your brother's in the room, you've
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: got two votes at the table no matter what. We're
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: always going to, you know, go the same direction.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: When we have to. But, you know, Luke and I
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: have had to clock sometimes.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: If we bring plus ones, you know, to an event
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: and Heather, you've been in these rooms too.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Luke and I are like, all right, let's get the
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: fuck out of here.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: And you look at your plus ones who are like
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: ducks out of water that are like, oh my God.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: You know, one night, we're the ambassadors to the Royal
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: Children's Hospital Good Friday Appeal back home, right?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, beautiful.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: You know, we're in the room with billionaires sometimes and,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: you know, people of absolute affluence.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: And influence. And we just talk to them now like, hey,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: what's up? G'day.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: And then like move them on. And one night Marcus
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: said to me, stop. On the way home he said,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: the amount of people. And it was a small room
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: of 50, he said, but who they all are and
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: who they all were, it's your norm, but you need
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: to know it's not the norm. And he said, good
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: on you and Luke for being able to hold your
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: own in those spaces. He said, but I still have
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: to pick my jaw up because that's pretty incredible now
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: what you guys just call a day in your life.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: I loved talking to you guys. I think you're just
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 6: so much fun.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: It's Luke and Sassy Scott is your Instagram, your TikTok.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: The podcast is Luke and Sassy. And.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: I just am so glad you came here. Thanks for
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: coming on Juicy Skit.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: No, thank you for having us. You guys are delights. No,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: you're beautiful as well. Thank you, guys. It's been fun.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: It's a real deal. Can confirm. Heather is what we
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: want her to be. Tick. Google review? Yes.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Love you.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 10: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 10: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 10: before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching. You deserve
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 10: a treat. With eight flavours to choose from, you can
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 10: choose the flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.