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Hour 4 - Very Scary for Terry · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four, our number four, and the old
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  Speaker 2: Redskins are at the door. They're called the Commanders. Now
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  Speaker 2: that's a dumb name. But the Commanders. They don't want
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  Speaker 2: to pay wide receiver Terry McLaurin based on his current
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  Speaker 2: or based on his pass performance.
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  Speaker 1: They want to pay him based on his current performance.
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  Speaker 1: The outlook for.
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  Speaker 2: Terry McLaurin, and he's not real happy about that. What
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  Speaker 2: do you think about the commander's strategy with McLaurin. Also,
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  Speaker 2: where are you at on matt LeFleur. That's a coach
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  Speaker 2: saying Green Bay's Jordan lob can be one of the elites.
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  Speaker 2: And running back James Cook and the Bills. They've ended
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  Speaker 2: their stalemate as Cook agrees to a four year, forty
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  Speaker 2: eight million dollar extension, thirty million guaranteed. It's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of shekels. He ends his hold in. So who ends
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  Speaker 2: up winning the standoff, the player.
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  Speaker 1: Or the team. We'll get to that right now here.
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  Speaker 2: It is our number four, very very scary for Terry. Well,
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  Speaker 1: We're back at it and hanging out, you and I and.
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  Speaker 2: We go to DC where the football team that plays
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  Speaker 2: in that area continues to be at loggerheads with their
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  Speaker 2: top playmaker not named Jaden Daniels. So, if you have
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  Speaker 2: not been following this, we love these kind of stories.
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  Speaker 2: They feed the content machine. So we are told now
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  Speaker 2: the team formerly known as the Redskins are said to
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  Speaker 2: be wary of giving giving wide receiver Terry McLaurin a
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  Speaker 2: massive contract that would extend him passed into his mid thirties.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want, they want any to do with that.
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  Speaker 1: It's got cooties. The whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Why analytics capital a analytics. So let us discuss now
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  Speaker 2: again the commanders. They don't want to pay Terry McLaurin
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  Speaker 2: what he wants the market rate. They don't want to
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  Speaker 2: pay the price tag based on his past performance. Instead,
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  Speaker 2: they prefer to have the contract extension based on the
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  Speaker 2: analytical projection at the projection for what he.
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  Speaker 1: Will do in his age thirty one season. So what
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  Speaker 1: do you think about all this?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got Morton's steakhouse, claw machine and plastic spoons,
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  Speaker 2: and we will connect everything together and we're gonna make
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  Speaker 2: the Gabba Ghoul. We're gonna make the Gobba goool with
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  Speaker 2: a side of Babaganosh.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll get the egg plan out, we'll have
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  Speaker 1: the babaosh.
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  Speaker 2: So, first of all, it's good on this side of
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  Speaker 2: the microphone. It's good to see that it's not just
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  Speaker 2: a baseball problem and a basketball problem that, even in
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  Speaker 2: a sport built on testosterone and machismo, the nerds, this
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  Speaker 2: invasive species, has also continued to attack.
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  Speaker 1: The core of the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so the nerds get in there. It is
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  Speaker 2: an invasive species. It overtakes everything, and they continue to
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  Speaker 2: sabotage our sports. Now, the commanders are saying, if I
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  Speaker 2: understand the story properly, that McLaurin is like, oh, listen,
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  Speaker 2: we thank you for the memories, and you played as
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  Speaker 2: the only player that was any good on some absolute
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  Speaker 2: poo pooh teams with Washington, and so we thank you
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  Speaker 2: for that.
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  Speaker 1: We thank you for that.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to go the full moneyball on you. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to stick the moneyball on you. It's that classic thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's not listen, deal with this in radio. I've dealt
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  Speaker 2: with this in all my broadcasting gigs. But it's now
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  Speaker 2: the NFL. The NFL is always different, right, first class travel,
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  Speaker 2: everything was better, And hearing them speak, it's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we'd really like to play pay you more,
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  Speaker 2: but the economy is just not that good.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of saying that, which is what I normally hear, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like, well, you know it's the analytics, and we don't
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  Speaker 2: think you're gonna be that good.
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  Speaker 1: And really what they're saying is you're gonna suck.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, well, we'll extend you, but we think you're
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  Speaker 2: going to blow, and so we're gonna pay you based
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  Speaker 2: on a your diminishing asset is what you are.
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  Speaker 1: And even if you agree with that, like it just
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  Speaker 1: seems seems dirty.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't it, Like you don't want to pay them the
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  Speaker 2: market rate and you're like, well, you're not gonna be good,
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  Speaker 2: and so it's not an NFL team. When you run
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  Speaker 2: your business this way, you might as well be selling
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  Speaker 2: life insurance like Mass Mutual or something like. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: using them as an example, but one of those insurance
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  Speaker 2: companies that sells life insurance. Because you've got the table out,
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  Speaker 2: the actuary table, and you're assessing like the mortality rate,
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  Speaker 2: the life expectancy, the career expectancy, and you're crunching the
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  Speaker 2: numbers and you're trying to calculate the premium based on
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  Speaker 2: the statistical data that's available.
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  Speaker 1: Like imagine, though, if we lived.
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  Speaker 2: Our lives day to day like that, like that Weasley
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  Speaker 2: way to live your life, like you'd go into a
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  Speaker 2: like a Morton steakhouse, and if it was me, I
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  Speaker 2: would order a twenty two ounce ribi. I guess it
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  Speaker 2: would be bone in, but i'd order a twenty two
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  Speaker 2: ounce ribbi. I'd have it cooked a butterfly cut, burned
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  Speaker 2: the way I like it. I would eat the entire
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  Speaker 2: twenty two ounce ribbi well done. I'd have a baked
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  Speaker 2: potato on the side, and then when the check.
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  Speaker 1: Comes, I would refuse to pay. Well, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: You have to pay well, listen, I'm going by the analytics, okay,
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  Speaker 2: And I can't pay you because I don't know whether
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  Speaker 2: or not I'm going to get indigestion. Maybe the cook
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  Speaker 2: puts something in there, and I can't pay you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know you're you did a good job
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  Speaker 1: as the waiter and all that. I just can't pay
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  Speaker 1: you know. I've run the numbers on this. I've looked
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  Speaker 1: at you. People my age have acid reflux.
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  Speaker 2: It spikes, and I don't want to pay for this
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  Speaker 2: meal in case I get acid reflux.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't do it. I hope you understand it's
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  Speaker 1: not you. The steak was delicious.
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  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it, but I can't do it, and so listen.
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  Speaker 2: The organization also the Washington football team, the team used
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  Speaker 2: to be called the Redskins.
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  Speaker 1: They don't.
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  Speaker 2: The argument is they don't want to set a new
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  Speaker 2: president by paying the wide receiver Terry McLaurin.
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  Speaker 1: As.
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  Speaker 2: Their argument is, well, this could set a president and
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  Speaker 2: then future play future players will then say, well, we also.
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  Speaker 1: Want a new deal and we want more money. We're
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  Speaker 1: in our thirties.
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  Speaker 2: So instead, this is the funny part is so instead
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  Speaker 2: of like we don't want to send a new president,
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  Speaker 2: they're setting a different kind of president.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm reading the room right, you can correct me
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  Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. But it's like, well, if.
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  Speaker 2: You're a veteran player, if you're playing in Washington and
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  Speaker 2: you're actually good, you're somehow good player, you know that
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  Speaker 2: when you get to thirty, you better get the bag.
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  Speaker 1: By the time you get to thirty, because you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get the boot. You can get your ass kicked out
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  Speaker 1: of there, like God forbid.
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  Speaker 2: You reward an employee who's been a loyal employee, a
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  Speaker 2: productive employee.
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  Speaker 1: For your company. But the analytics, the nerds, the nerds.
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  Speaker 2: Even NFL players. As I have a conversation with a
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  Speaker 2: buddy of mine radio friend. We were talking about, you know,
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  Speaker 2: broadcasting and how it's changed over the years and now
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  Speaker 2: NFL players, you're just a number.
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  Speaker 1: You're just a number on a spreadsheet. That's all you are,
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  Speaker 1: all right now.
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  Speaker 2: Secondly, we go to Green Bay where King Rory hangs
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  Speaker 2: out the Green Bay Gobbler sleazy Cheese, although he's down
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  Speaker 2: in Milwaukee, and the football team, the Packers. They have
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  Speaker 2: a coach named Matt leflir. Now he announced the shockingly
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  Speaker 2: shockingly this week that he has high expectations for Jordan
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  Speaker 2: Love and where he's going to take the Packers. Lafleur
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  Speaker 2: saying that he feels Love has the skill set to
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  Speaker 2: reach the upper echelon, upper echelon of players at his position.
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  Speaker 2: Quote he said, I hate to put a ceiling on him,
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  Speaker 2: the coach said, because I think he can be one
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  Speaker 2: of the elites in this league. Close quote. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: that's a good jumping off point on this one. Where
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  Speaker 2: are you at on Matt Lafleur saying that Jordan Love
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  Speaker 2: Green Bays, Jordan Love can be quote one of the elites.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So what is the evidence?
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  Speaker 2: I always go to the evidence on this and based
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  Speaker 2: on a minutes long Mallar investigation. Like, all I hear
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  Speaker 2: is Matt Lafleur hitting the talking points memo.
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  Speaker 1: It's a canned speech. That's what I hear.
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  Speaker 2: That Matt Lafleur, like every other coach is trying to
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  Speaker 2: gas up his quarterback in this case is Jordan Love.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like me, like I like to dabble in
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  Speaker 2: the kitchen. I made some New York beef sandwiches at
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  Speaker 2: the Malor Mansion yesterday and they came out chef's kiss
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  Speaker 2: really good.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like, well, listen, I am going to win
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  Speaker 1: Iron Chef.
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  Speaker 2: You know, one of those Iron Chef shows. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if they're still around, one of those Iron Chef shows.
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  Speaker 2: Because I make unbelievable New York beef sandwich. Is I
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  Speaker 2: make a really good smash burger, Like it sounds like no,
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  Speaker 2: he's buying it, right, No one's buying. And you can
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  Speaker 2: practically hear the coach speak the bullet points, you know,
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  Speaker 2: in the voice.
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  Speaker 1: We believe in Jordan Love. He's got all the tools,
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  Speaker 1: he's the future. Yeah but yeah, but yeah but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Coach be It's the old hallmark card, if you will.
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  Speaker 2: So let's talk about the fact I mentioned I investigated this.
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  Speaker 2: So here's what I determined the results of my investigation,
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  Speaker 2: your honor. Let's let's talk about Jordan Love has started
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  Speaker 2: thirty three games, thirty three games in the NFL. Out
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  Speaker 2: of those thirty three, what percentage of those games has
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  Speaker 2: Jordan Love thrown for over three hundred yards, which is
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  Speaker 2: normally an indicator that you're doing pretty good. How about
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  Speaker 2: less than ten percent Jordan Love? Out of those starts,
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  Speaker 2: he's at nine percent, So three of thirty three, how
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  Speaker 2: many of those games has Jordan Love gone under two
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  Speaker 2: hundred yards, which normally indicates you're not one of the
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  Speaker 2: better passing quarterbacks. That would be almost thirty percent, twenty
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  Speaker 2: seven percent that he is now been able to get
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  Speaker 2: to two hundred yards.
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  Speaker 1: So he's not being elite.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: The quote was he has a chance, he's got all
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  Speaker 2: the tools, he's the future.
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  Speaker 1: But you know that's essentially what they were saying.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, well, he's he's got that in him and
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  Speaker 2: he's you know, one of the one of the elites.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that was the the quote.
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  Speaker 2: So you know what Jordan Love is, right, I mean
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  Speaker 2: right now, he's not even he's not even close to elite.
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  Speaker 1: He's not really saw.
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  Speaker 2: He had one stretch and a playoff game where they
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  Speaker 2: absolutely harpooned the Cowboys. Other than that, you know, it's
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  Speaker 2: like it's not really that solid. It's like the kid
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  Speaker 2: in the neighborhood that's trying to sell you some magazine subscription.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, well, it's twenty twenty five. No one's reading magazines,
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  Speaker 2: Like what are you doing. Jordan Love is like the
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  Speaker 2: claw machine at the arcade and there's a really nice
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  Speaker 2: shiny prize in there. Nice it's in the box and
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: it's right. There's maybe some headphones or something like that, and.
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  Speaker 1: You're I'm gonna get that. Maybe I'll get the headphones.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the time you're coming home with squad douche.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting nothing and you're losing your money and all that.
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  Speaker 2: And the packers listen, they have no other option. They
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  Speaker 2: slid a massive, massive amount of pasos over to Jordan Love.
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  Speaker 2: They gave him the contract based on a few games.
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  Speaker 2: They said, here, we're gonna give the whole thing right
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  Speaker 2: to you. Boom And so, as I learned from my
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  Speaker 2: professor Bill Parcells, back.
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  Speaker 1: In the day. He nailed it.
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  Speaker 2: And you talk about potential, you lose with potential, you
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  Speaker 2: win with production. And right now Jordan Love has potential,
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  Speaker 2: right he has potential the.
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  Speaker 1: Way that the you know, I go to the I
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  Speaker 1: go to the gym. I'm not bragging.
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  Speaker 2: I go there mostly because they got like a little
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  Speaker 2: sna thing or whatever. I go to the gym, and
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  Speaker 2: there's always some gym brah I call him Jim Bros.
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  Speaker 2: There's always some Jim bro in there and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get ripped, dude, Yeah, oh yeah, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 2: you know, And most of those guys just look at
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  Speaker 2: themselves in the mirror and they don't get ripped.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: That's usually just like they stare at themselves and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And they show up and they don't really work out.
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  Speaker 2: They're there to socialize and they're in the sauna. That's
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  Speaker 2: normally that guy, so La Floor. He's doing what every coach,
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  Speaker 2: every coach does when you're married to a quarterback, you're
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  Speaker 2: selling your vision and it's like invest in this fund
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  Speaker 2: because this is what we're going to be now, what
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  Speaker 2: we are right now, it's what we're going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be all right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, final fun, quick right, final fun. We go to
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  Speaker 2: Buffalo where the Buffalo roam and we're running back. James
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  Speaker 2: Cook will continue to roam for the Buffalo Bills. He
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  Speaker 2: agreed this week to a four year, forty eight million
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  Speaker 2: dollar forty eight million dollar contract extension.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty million gaon t.
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  Speaker 2: Guaranteed Shekels or the running back for Bill's Mafia. That
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  Speaker 2: ends his hold in. He refused to practice the other
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  Speaker 2: day and was rewarded with thirty million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Of guaranteed money. So who ends up winning? Who wins
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  Speaker 1: this standoff? The player or the team? So you got
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  Speaker 1: the player or the team.
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  Speaker 2: So after a couple of seconds of deliberation on this one,
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  Speaker 2: the jury has reached.
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  Speaker 1: A verdict advantage.
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  Speaker 2: Player advantage player on this because James Cook held it.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't hold out. You're not You can't really hold
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  Speaker 2: out more than a couple of days because they ding
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  Speaker 2: you fifty grand a day. And he still walked away
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  Speaker 2: with a bag so big it needs its own locker. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he is a supporting actor. Now you could say he's
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  Speaker 2: a really good supporting act, like this is a solid
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  Speaker 2: ensemble cast, but it's not really an ensemble cast, and
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  Speaker 2: he's a good last year, he was.
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  Speaker 1: A good supporting actor and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, but he's getting paid a lot of money,
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  Speaker 2: more like leading man.
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  Speaker 1: Money for a running back in a league.
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  Speaker 2: And this is the problem where running backs are being
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  Speaker 2: treated like VHS tapes in a streaming world.
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  Speaker 1: You don't really need them.
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  Speaker 2: You know, they're a throwback, they're a relic. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: look at that, put it in a museum. And running
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  Speaker 2: backs outside of less than five, less than five outside
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  Speaker 2: of less than five run backs.
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  Speaker 1: Running backs in the modern NFL are like a plastic spoon.
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  Speaker 1: You use the plastic.
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  Speaker 2: Spoon, you make chili, You put the spoon in, you
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  Speaker 2: kind of stir the chili with the spoon, and then
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  Speaker 2: when it snaps, you throw it away and you go
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  Speaker 2: to the drawer and your futs around. You grab it
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  Speaker 2: and it's the running back is not a steak knife.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a sharpened professional steak knife. It's not even
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  Speaker 2: that that spork that Alf loves the Alien of Potter.
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  Speaker 2: It's not even that they're disposable. And yet James Cook
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  Speaker 2: got paid good for him.
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  Speaker 1: He got paid. He got paid not like a fork
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  Speaker 1: or a spoon.
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  Speaker 2: He got paid like silverware, not plastic silverware, at some
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  Speaker 2: kind of banquet.
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  Speaker 1: And so now he.
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  Speaker 2: Is one of the ten highest paid running backs in
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  Speaker 2: the NFL. He's the eighth in terms of contract value.
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  Speaker 2: And again, I don't want to be taken I don't
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  Speaker 2: care I get taken out of Congress. It's my point
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  Speaker 2: to you, whether you choose to acknowledge my point or not,
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  Speaker 2: is Cook is a nice ball player.
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  Speaker 1: He's got some juice he did last year.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're fully honest, Josh Allen is obviously the one,
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  Speaker 2: the super nova, the one that stirs the drink and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff, as we like to say in these parts.
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  Speaker 2: And so you got a guy who, as long as
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  Speaker 2: Josh Allen's there will be a supporting actor. And Josh
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  Speaker 2: Allen's not there, the bills are going to be irrelevant.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And so Cook is like the ice cube, and you
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  Speaker 2: need an ice cube, you know, on a hot day,
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  Speaker 2: you need an ice cube, keeps the drink cool, adds
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of texture to the bills and all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff, and.
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  Speaker 1: He melts away.
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• 18:29
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  Speaker 2: And now the bills are not total suckers on this
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: The win went to the player, James Cook, but the
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• 18:40
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• 18:46
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• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Numbers on this, the deal runs out after James Cook's
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: age thirty season. We just talked about the Washington football
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: team freaking out because Terry McLaurin and you don't want
• 19:00
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• 19:02
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• 19:04
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• 19:05
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• 19:27
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  Speaker 1: Up we are going to be.
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  Speaker 2: lot of the. Fans i'm a little concerned here of THE.
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  Speaker 2: RAINA a lot of the boys are fighting over these
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  Speaker 2: rings Mister irrigation made and now Mister IRRIGATION i love the.
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  Speaker 2: Guy he's great and he's you, know he sent me
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  Speaker 2: a big box of these rings and he wants me
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  Speaker 2: to be the guy that gives the rings. Out and
• 23:11
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  Speaker 1: Winners, well, yeah the whole point was for The malapaluza.
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  Speaker 2: Winners but he's already seen Mister irrigation has already sent
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: some of these things, Out SO i don't know who's
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: got them and who doesn't have. Them and then THEN
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: i have to decide like who's earned a, ring like
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: who's been loyal to the, show who's called the, show
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: who's sent content, in like you, know the big, guys
• 23:35
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• 23:37
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• 23:41
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• 23:43
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Yeah SO i don't know who's got. THEM
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: i don't want to give people extra rings that they
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: already have. ONE i feel like we have we only
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: have a limited, amount SO i WANT i want to
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: spread the rings around and the people that really earned,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: them Like robbie The mariner And justin And, cincinnati people
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: like that that are big supporters of the. SHOW i
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: want them to have. It so, anyway we will be
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: at the malor meet and. GREET i will have a
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: few of the rings with. Me i'm not gonna take
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: them all because, whatever But i'll have a few with
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: me at The mala meet and, greet so hopefully'll be able.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: To give out some of the.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Rings and these are A Mister Irrigation august twenty. Third
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: august twenty, third three to five In, vegas two. Hours
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: i'll be There loreina And Coop Steakout bar And grill
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: forty eight Hundred South Maryland, parkway right near.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Unov if you were at the.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Meet and, greet it was a lot of fun last,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: year had a great, turnout great turnout last. Year people
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: fly in From cincinnati and other exotic, places and so
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: we'll be back there In.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Vegas so it's just an excuse to go.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: To vegas and get completely s, faced get, schnockered and
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: then you can hang out with us for a little
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: bit and have a great. Time So i've BEG i
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: got a message from a buddy of mine in the
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: media world who is very, upset and he's, like oh my,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: god these are my two favorite shows and They're i'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: gonna get getting. Ruined i'm saw. Upset you know what to.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Do so the two shows are inside THE nba and
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: that red zone thing where they bounce, around you, know
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: all the games and all. That so he's all upset BECAUSE, espn,
• 25:19
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• 25:35
  Speaker 2: show everyone wants to. WATCH i don't know if they
• 25:37
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• 25:39
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty, five it's, done it's, Over and so they
• 25:43
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• 25:45
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• 25:47
  Speaker 2: thirty minutes To barkley And Kenny smith and they're not
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: even done doing fart jokes at the thirty minute, mark
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: and they're going to cut them off at thirty.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Minutes IF i RAN, ESPN i would.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Be, like all, Right Charles barkley And Kenny smith and those,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: guys we'll give them three. Hours if they don't want
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: to use the three, hours, fine but let's just keep.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Going and and they're gonna put commercials on The Scott Hansen.
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  Speaker 1: Show they're gonna do, that And i'll wait and see
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  Speaker 1: how this all plays. Out i'll wait and see how
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  Speaker 1: this all plays. Out but it is not looking.
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  Speaker 2: Good if you like those, shows it's not not looking,
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  Speaker 2: good Super Marcus, steve he wrote in and this is
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: this is on brand For Supermarket. Steve he, says my
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: wife wanted me to ask you and your. Wife Super
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Marcus steve, says if you wanted to join us at
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: A morton's In vegas after the meet and greet for
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: a meal on, Us Supermarket.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Steve you better take that. Steak, well here's the, problem he.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Said he, SAID i told my WEB i, said, well
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: he will be ordering his. Steak ben will be ordering
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: his steak well. Done and Super Marcus steve says his wife,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: said never. MIND i don't want to be, embarrassed which
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: is a you, know that's chicken crap, coop Super Mark.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Steve he's cheaper THAN i. Am he's not At he
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: was never going to take me to a. Steakhouse, yeah
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: it was just it was just a way to take a.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Shot you know, what, Though, BEN i think you should
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: do it, anyways and then order your steak well, done
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: and this will be absolutely.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Audacious send it back and tell them it's not burnt. Enough, Crispyer,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: hey how come nobody Rips Rob? PARKER.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: O Rob parker likes steak the same WAY i like.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Steak he likes it well, done butterfly. Cut nobody takes
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: shots At Rob. PARKER i don't hear people taking shots
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: At Rob. Parker people take shots at me BECAUSE i
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: like my steak the WAY i like my.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Steak so. Uh, anyway this guy screwed is complaining he
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: RING i, said come to the thing In. Vegas I'll
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: i'll get you and bet he said he can't make.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: There you, Go he, says when you come to The bay,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: area he'll do the meet and.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Greeting all, right, well we'll figure that. Out we'll figure.
• 28:00
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• 28:04
  Speaker 1: meenie miney.
• 28:05
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  Speaker 2: Back hello Hollering.
• 28:10
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• 28:18
  Speaker 3: On?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: James why are you doing?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: This you're making it seem like we're just putting people to. Bed,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: James you're not even a Great you're not even a great.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Snorer at this. Point for the old days when he
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: would snore.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Like a like a water, buffalo those were great days
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: on the.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Show you didn't do that.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Anymore robbie The mariner fan has gotten a. Ring we'd
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: like to alert all the. Affiliates robbie The mariner fan
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: did get a ring from mister irrigation Berg dog, says
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: where's my damn? Ring, interesting H let's go to a
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: man who is apparently hoarding all the, Rings mike The.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Leprechaun, Hello mike The. Leprechaun top of the.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Morning oh That's. James but, okay, going can you hear?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Me you're on the, Air, okay, Anyway.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Breaking news news From Fox sports.
• 29:33
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• 29:43
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• 29:58
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• 30:01
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• 30:05
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• 30:07
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• 30:11
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• 30:14
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  Speaker 6: me see what he.
• 30:18
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• 30:21
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• 30:27
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• 30:31
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• 30:34
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• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Ben i'm going to give. One so that's All mickey's
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: family In wilsters for.
• 30:42
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• 30:43
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• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Should Have mike In New. Hampshire got one, Already so, good.
• 30:49
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• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Martin, guys guys are. Covered, okay we have our.
• 30:54
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• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I don't Think marcel is going to get one because
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: he won't give us his. Address WELL i think we
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: actually did get his address at one.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: POINT i think address.
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: At one point.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Anyway all, right, so, anyway are you worried That Los
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: angeles will be taken over LIKE?
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: Dc, No i'm.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Not i'm not worried about that.
• 31:15
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• 31:19
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• 31:24
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• 31:25
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• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Tonight, well you give everyone nightmares when you call the,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: show so that's.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Appropriate you would have a.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: Night your wide night tonight will Be coop and His halloween.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: Costume that was a funny.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Story you know what my nightmare. Is you know what
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: my nightmare, is.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: By my my nightmare is one of my listeners showing
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: up at noon to the radio station and me getting
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: a call from, management uh that they're very. Upset the
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: cops are going to be, here and it's your.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Fault that's WHAT i worry.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: About that's What ben there renewed your. Show so congratulations
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: on that fight THAT i almost got you.
• 32:05
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• 32:08
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• 32:08
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• 32:20
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• 32:28
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• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Careers it's like so bad for their, careers like their
• 32:34
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• 32:39
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• 32:42
  Speaker 5: REMEMBER i.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Do, YES i mean getting messages right people ripping him, still, Yes, yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: He literally looks like the biggest tool. Ever you, know
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: he looks like A mike The, leprechaun kind of like
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: a complete pool like the face of.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: People that how do you know What mike The leprecaun looks,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: like you're?
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Blind, well He's Michael lepton is just a complete loser
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: that has to pay everybody to like. Them that's What i'm. Saying,
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: wow by the word.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: So you are?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Jealous you are? Jealous Are you're not going to go to?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: That if we do The boston meet and, greet you're
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: not gonna go to.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: That my mom told me not to, go she. Said
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: the guys calling up here Saying i'm going to molest this.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Children what?
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: Nailed?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Somebody oh you're making that.
• 33:17
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• 33:21
  Speaker 5: was smashed to my mom as. Glass my mom hates you,
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: guys you know WHAT i? Mean some of them have.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Contacts i've never even met your. MOM i don't know your,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: mom your mom's. ADDRESS i don't believe.
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: You call the police on.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: ME i swear to god he called the. Police, thoughts,
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: well what did?
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: You what did you? Do you did you deserve the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: police called on?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: You he's a look at a racist.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: ON i don't. KNOW i don't all, well people, LISTEN
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: i don't know what people are. Doing you you, yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: yeah what do you? Want super Markeut Steve? Roada he,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Says i'm really not, Joking.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: BEN i would take you and the wife To morton's on,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: us as long as you don't order a, steak, well
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: or at least order fish chicken or.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Something now should me And coop be offended that we're not? Invited?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Uh well, NO i.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: LISTEN i like, Mystakes.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Rare i've made the decision when we go on these
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: meeting vis where we're not hanging out.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Together you've made that clear with The vancouver. Things so that's.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Fine so we'll do our own thing and that's how that.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Goes but thanks for reminding me of. THAT i do appreciate.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: That let's go To mike In New. Hampshire what's going
• 34:26
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