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Thanksgiving 2025 Recap From December 1st, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving. You want to talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I have a picture of myself at Thanksgiving it
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  Speaker 2: uncle Todd's. If Katie's got here, I am.
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  Speaker 3: So those aren't sunglasses.
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  Speaker 2: Those are decorative squash that Uncle Todd grew. You don't
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  Speaker 2: eat those. They're just pleasant to look at. They're really pretty.
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  Speaker 3: They were the table decorations.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so I of course had to play with
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  Speaker 2: the table decorations. We had a lovely dinner at Uncle
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: Todd's X ninety six dot com slash live is what
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: we're talking about. And the only thing is no roles?
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: What how do you have.
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  Speaker 1: That we all want? What? What do you mean? They're
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: no roles? What kind?
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  Speaker 3: How do you that's like not having turkey? No roles?
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  Speaker 2: He cooked a big, big meal and a lot of
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: good stuff. But I did deviled eggs and I went.
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  Speaker 4: My job was to go pick up the Vosun's rolls.
• 0:56
  Speaker 4: That was my contribution to Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: That was it.
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  Speaker 3: They got the best rolls.
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  Speaker 1: They really well you can make them too, and they're
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  Speaker 1: usually pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm good at picking up things, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Uh so you didn't have turkey?
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  Speaker 1: Carry Oh? He had a big chicken because we don't
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  Speaker 1: need a whole turkey. Yeah, I guess, but then you
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: don't have turkey leftovers, have chicken left over. If you
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: don't have a turkey, that's correct. Don't don't you want to?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want stuffing? And we did that. We had
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: We had stuffing, just not chicken. Just not turkey, just
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: not turkey. They had chicken. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh so.
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  Speaker 4: So my husband cooks everything all the time, and he
• 1:39
  Speaker 4: did the entire Thanksgiving.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: He didn't cook the rolls.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I got picked up.
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  Speaker 1: I bet he didn't make the cranberry sauce.
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  Speaker 3: He did make. Him makes fantastic cranberry.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't just open the No, I just I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I like it from the can.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he does his own cranberry sauce.
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: And we're having eleven people over for Thanksgiving dinner, and
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: they're coming at two o'clock today, no on Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: So you're planning ahead and at one.
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  Speaker 4: Point thirty Mohammed, my son, not the prophet, wants to
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  Speaker 4: take So a couple months ago we told him, if
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  Speaker 4: you get straight a's, we will help you get a
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  Speaker 4: project jeep okay, nineteen seventy eight, like old Jeep that
• 2:29
  Speaker 4: needs work, and he keeps this jeep up at the
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  Speaker 4: farm because it doesn't have a top and we can't
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  Speaker 4: leave it outside and we don't have any place to
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  Speaker 4: park it inside and down here.
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  Speaker 1: Your living room's big.
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  Speaker 4: So he's like, can I take the jeep out for
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  Speaker 4: before dinner? Sure, you can go take it. So he
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: goes for a quick drive with the jeep about fifteen
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: minutes before our guests are supposed to arrive. He runs
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  Speaker 4: in the garage door and says, Dad, Dad, I need
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: you to come outside quickly. Open the garage door. And
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: there's some sort of gas fume, smoke, steam coming out
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  Speaker 4: of and I said, is it on fire? No, that's
• 3:15
  Speaker 4: battery acid. So the battery came loose somehow and fell
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  Speaker 4: on the manifold that was hot, and it was burning
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  Speaker 4: through and we had a cloud of battery acid in
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  Speaker 4: the ground. Joe's in his in his apron, you know,
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  Speaker 4: he's in the middle of cooking.
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  Speaker 1: That's all he wears.
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  Speaker 3: When he cooked, Yeah, Thanksgiving dinner.
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  Speaker 1: It's sexy Thanksgiving, And he had.
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: To stop everything and help Mohammad get the wow the
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  Speaker 4: battery acid leaking battery out of the garage and.
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  Speaker 3: And so later that night, he's on his phone. I said,
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: what are you doing.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, I'm trying to figure out if we inhaled
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  Speaker 4: enough battery acid. Cool.
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: I think they're okay.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, they seem okay today. But but the kids
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  Speaker 4: secure your battery.
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  Speaker 2: And so so as your guests are there eating their
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  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving dinner, there's also just a slight hint of battery
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  Speaker 2: acid smelling.
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  Speaker 4: A little yeah, a little little chemical delightful. Thank god
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  Speaker 4: you had yes, Stop up, jeez, Everything's okay.
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  Speaker 2: No arguments, no fights, No, oh, that's that's that's right.
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  Speaker 2: You're a bunch of spineless pacifists, that's what. That's what
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  Speaker 2: Your family, a bunch of no. I can't imagine there aren't.
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  Speaker 2: Now you guys agree on everything, right, I mean family.
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  Speaker 4: When Uncle Retta comes over, it's entertaining. But it's not arguing.
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  Speaker 1: It's he starts stuff.
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  Speaker 3: He starts stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He started stuff with me before.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's he's entertaining.
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  Speaker 4: It's not it's not an argument argument, it's it's an
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  Speaker 4: entertaining discussion.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't take it poorly. It was kind of fun.
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  Speaker 4: So, and then we had turkey pot pie the next day,
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  Speaker 4: so Joe made with like a filoa puff pastry. It
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  Speaker 4: was a great It was better than just turkey sandwiches.
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  Speaker 4: The next day, Yeah, we did sandwiches.
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  Speaker 5: But that gets back to the cranberry talk that we
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  Speaker 5: had because Sue made cranberry sauce made with you know,
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  Speaker 5: the cranberries, and she put in pecans instead of walnuts
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  Speaker 5: this year. Uh but I as I was eating that
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  Speaker 5: and they're just enjoying it. I said, I can't believe
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  Speaker 5: that people still love the canned cranberry.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. What I just you know, this is
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  Speaker 1: just so good.
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, Joe simmers his with rosemary. It's like a
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  Speaker 4: rosemary cranberry sauce.
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: I like to open the canon of cranberry jelly. You
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  Speaker 2: open one end and then you go, I mean there,
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  Speaker 2: and it comes out shape of the can.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: There are people who love it because it's mostly sugar.
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  Speaker 2: And then you then you cut, then you cut, you
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  Speaker 2: can cut slices of it and put it on your sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Really well, I think it's great.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just yeah, it just seemed to me that, you know,
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  Speaker 5: eating this nice, fresh, wonderful thing, and then you're thinking
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  Speaker 5: to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: People prefer the candle.
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  Speaker 2: It's because it's because I have had and you must
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  Speaker 2: have had many homemade cranberry sauces that were horrible.
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  Speaker 1: I've not had a horrible one. I have had horrible ones.
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  Speaker 3: So you can count on the can. Is that what
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  Speaker 3: you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what you're getting. It's like going to McDonald's.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: You know what you're getting.
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  Speaker 1: It's better living through chemical.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna get exactly what you you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be the same every time. You know what
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  Speaker 1: you're getting.
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  Speaker 3: We also, this is a story for another time. Yes,
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: we went Christmas tree shopping.
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  Speaker 1: You grow Christmas. I said, that's stupid.
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  Speaker 4: I think next time I'm up at the farm, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna take a video and post it and show you
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  Speaker 4: why these aren't Christmas tree You're too big, too big?
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  Speaker 1: Well, when are you going to give me one you want?
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  Speaker 4: You want a live one for your yard, You can
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  Speaker 4: have one. It's your I will give you a free tree.
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  Speaker 1: You have to go.
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  Speaker 3: You just have to pay to move it, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: And there's one guy in the state who has that machine.
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  Speaker 1: You need to buy a second.
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  Speaker 4: Jared Jared if you're listening, you need to get up
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  Speaker 4: and take some trees.
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  Speaker 1: Yes,