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#92 Broken Toe, Dangerous Driveway And Scary Dogs At The Footy · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I've got a sneeze and April I told you about
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  Speaker 1: Aprils doesn't know how to premp sneeze. She's like anyway
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  Speaker 1: she's sneezes. She can't feel it coming.
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  Speaker 2: Like what she all go?
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Two Guarding Dads. I am Mattie Jay
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  Speaker 2: and this is a podcast that is all about parenting.
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  Speaker 2: It is the good, it is.
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  Speaker 3: The bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 2: And one thing you will not get on this podcast
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  Speaker 2: is men giving advice on parenting.
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  Speaker 3: Although we've been doing hack or that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not really asked giving advice. It's more so
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  Speaker 2: just criticizing other parents, talking about how they pair on
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  Speaker 2: social media. Perfect a few things to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot going on.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about I don't know if you noticed, but
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  Speaker 2: I was walking with quite the hobble. No I came in, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm injured right now.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: The walking wounded ash?
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  Speaker 3: What happened? Plait on me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you asked.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even notice, so copy that bad.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like you to notice anything about someone else,
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 1: What's it take to.
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  Speaker 3: Get your attention?
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  Speaker 1: That loaded up? Ready to go? Didn't you.
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  Speaker 2: I could walk in here with the missing arm and
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  Speaker 2: you'd be good to see that.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, he's armless, that guy, Hey, bad jack.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even going to give you a sympathy laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was walking down the hallway and I turned over
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  Speaker 2: my shoulder, looked behind me, and then as I went
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  Speaker 2: to then look forward again. As I was still.
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  Speaker 1: Moving forward, progressing forward, but dressing forward, I was mid stride.
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  Speaker 2: I just almost like I was kicking a football to
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  Speaker 2: win the match winning goal with that type of force,
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  Speaker 2: and then hit the corner of a wall on my
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  Speaker 2: little toe.
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  Speaker 1: It was like what I did it? I did it
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  Speaker 1: in the kitchen and the toe was facing the other way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you want to see it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, holy shit, Oh my god, let me get
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  Speaker 1: at this angle of it.
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  Speaker 2: That is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a little potato my fetteral fluffy for
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  Speaker 2: my socks. It looks like a little fluffy potato bit
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  Speaker 2: content for anyone wondering. Yeah, tune in. Also, dirty socks?
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  Speaker 2: How much would I pay for them? Did you see
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  Speaker 2: that thing?
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  Speaker 1: On?
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  Speaker 3: So just off topic, I don't know if.
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  Speaker 2: You well, just give me the fucking sympathy for five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a broken toe. It's just a little toe,
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  Speaker 2: just a little toe.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even walk right now. There was a lady
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  Speaker 1: who sold her sold her socks, right but the guy's request.
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  Speaker 1: I just assumed it was a guy. A sock, fut
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  Speaker 1: of lollies and go for a run and then in
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  Speaker 1: the lollies.
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  Speaker 2: If that's what you're into, Good on you. Good on
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  Speaker 2: you for not being locking up.
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  Speaker 3: That's fucking weird. That's not for me.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about your toe that do you know what the
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  Speaker 1: shit thing about that toe is is? Because it's such
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  Speaker 1: a useless toe. It does keep you balanced, but it
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  Speaker 1: also deviates so easy, so like for you to actually
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  Speaker 1: mend that, you're going to have to attach it, like
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  Speaker 1: with some tape.
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  Speaker 2: Do you reckon? I tape it to the other one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, otherwise it'll hurt for way longer.
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  Speaker 2: Because even like I was, I was kneeling down to
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  Speaker 2: get the bottom items of the dishwasher out, and as
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  Speaker 2: I was kneeling, squatting down on the tip of my
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  Speaker 2: toes and then just you know, you don't realize how
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  Speaker 2: much keeps you in balance.
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  Speaker 1: It does, so I would I would tape it. I
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  Speaker 1: remember when I did mine and it went out that way,
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  Speaker 1: the toe desiccated and I had to break and I
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  Speaker 1: broke it and I had to bring it back.
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  Speaker 2: How long are we talking? And I did recovery.
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  Speaker 1: It was ages because I didn't tape it the first time,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought it was sweet. And then I went
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  Speaker 1: surfing and the water deviated it back out, so I
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  Speaker 1: would just a little bit of tape. Just call a
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  Speaker 1: real doctor. They hate us. They're like, yeah, but bunny tooth.
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  Speaker 1: Picker out it and strap it, keep it straight. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a stint or whatever they call it.
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  Speaker 2: In the scheme of injuries.
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  Speaker 3: It's minimal, but it's so annoying.
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  Speaker 2: I did have a moment where I was putting out
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  Speaker 2: the washing and I was like, why, man, what have
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  Speaker 2: I done to deserve this. I'm a good guy, and
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  Speaker 2: I start to give myself a bit of it's so
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  Speaker 2: painful too.
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  Speaker 1: Anything with your toes is really Macon dropped a phone
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  Speaker 1: like an iPhone on her toe yesterday and she was
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  Speaker 1: like like the full big, the big deep in how
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  Speaker 1: you like breathe?
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  Speaker 3: And then as she did that, I dropped a chopping
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  Speaker 3: board on mine, like.
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  Speaker 1: Immediately dropped it on both on the ground. That's because
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  Speaker 1: we were moving things around. Matthew. As you've probably realized,
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  Speaker 1: we're in a different location. I know, I'm staring out
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  Speaker 1: to your paddock and it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, it feels like we're in the country a little
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  Speaker 3: bit now, we're not the.
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  Speaker 2: Journey to get here well weeks ash. For those who
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  Speaker 2: were followed on.
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  Speaker 1: No, you got evictied by the fucking dogshit landlord. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know actually, just quickly before we progress, please, he's
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  Speaker 1: put the place back on for rent.
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  Speaker 2: Apply for it.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, so you know what he's done. So just to
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  Speaker 1: recap people, we got kicked out because of a rotten beam.
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  Speaker 1: I complained about it, and he terminated our contract.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he did.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, look, I've had this place for
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  Speaker 1: so long, I'm going to sell it.
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  Speaker 2: How many times did you complain about something that needed
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  Speaker 2: to be fixed? With that a weekly monthly thing.
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  Speaker 1: Or it was like three months the maintenance go in
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  Speaker 1: the complex said, look, get fixed.
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  Speaker 3: This is going to fallen on your kid.
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  Speaker 2: How many other things are we talking about? Lights, appliance
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  Speaker 2: is breaking.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Only other thing I complained about in that place that
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  Speaker 1: he rectified was the smooth edge on the carpet was
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  Speaker 1: poking through and Oscar cut his foot on it. Fair,
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  Speaker 1: very fair, and he came and he and he hammered
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  Speaker 1: it back down and fixed that.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, don't care how you fix it, bro, just fix it.
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  Speaker 1: I think one of the cupboards was like fuck once
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  Speaker 1: he came out and fix that really easy. If you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be a homeowner and down do the maintenance
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  Speaker 1: on there and rent it out, they're minor things you've
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  Speaker 1: got that can't be inconvenience. The inconvenience for this was
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  Speaker 1: it was a beam that was rotten and going to
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  Speaker 1: fall on a small child. So weeks had gone by
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  Speaker 1: me saying, hey, can we when are you going to
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  Speaker 1: get this fixed? And then he said here's a letter
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  Speaker 1: of renewal and we said we're not signing it until
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  Speaker 1: you just get this fixed. And then he terminated the contract,
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  Speaker 1: very fair. Terminated the least which they're actually bringing a
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  Speaker 1: law out now which we've missed that prevents homeowners from
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  Speaker 1: doing that.
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  Speaker 2: What wonker, Oh fucking ass, how much more expensive is it? Has?
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  Speaker 2: He jacked the.
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  Speaker 1: Prices more more so he split the top bedroom into
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  Speaker 1: so he's cut the bedroom in half and out's a
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  Speaker 1: three better. It was a big bedroom and went up
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  Speaker 1: to two hundred and eighty bus s put that in two.
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  Speaker 1: He replaced the being and he replaced them. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: replaced the being the week I was moving out. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what he replaced it with timber that again is
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  Speaker 1: not suitable for outdoor use.
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  Speaker 2: And for those of you wondering that timber.
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  Speaker 3: Is laminated vinear.
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  Speaker 2: Ash Wicks timber whisperer.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, anyway, mate, God speed to you, mate. But you
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  Speaker 1: know what, one day you get struck by lightning. But
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: do you know a good thing is.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out, I love how like of all the deaths,
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  Speaker 2: you're like struck by.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it's like, moving with two small children.
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  Speaker 2: What a way to go?
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  Speaker 3: What a way to go? Imagine that at your funeral
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  Speaker 3: Oscar being able.
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  Speaker 1: To sell his friends.
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  Speaker 3: My dad died. He was struck by lightning, his feet
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  Speaker 3: blew out. There was a whole scene.
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  Speaker 1: Man. But the cafe across the road has said to me,
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  Speaker 1: he's not welcome here anymore.
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  Speaker 3: So when he does go to buy coffee across the road, but.
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Pete, it's going to be like, get the fuck out.
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  Speaker 2: Of here, I reckon Pete's really going to turn away money.
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  Speaker 1: He's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: What do you reckon? He will?
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  Speaker 3: He's a crazy Italian he will.
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  Speaker 2: He you know, small business, You've got a pain customer,
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  Speaker 2: cash and hand.
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  Speaker 1: He is not short of money. They are rinsing people
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  Speaker 1: for coffee down there.
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  Speaker 2: Most expensive coffee and Warrior were delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no they're not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure the one coffee this guy buys is not
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  Speaker 1: going to send him bankrupt.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go down there and the doors to shut.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, that was so, then you live with Frank.
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  Speaker 1: I've done Okay, you want some you're asking me for sympathy.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a bit of sympathy that I'm going to get
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  Speaker 1: from you and from all the listeners. I've just had
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  Speaker 1: to move two times in a month with two kids.
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  Speaker 2: Can I pull you up on something? Yeah, you've done
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  Speaker 2: it wrong? Why you've done it wrong? How okay? If
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  Speaker 2: you're moving a house? Okay. There is a type of
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  Speaker 2: company that has established themselves an industry to assist homeowners
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  Speaker 2: or renters cost of living from one place to the other.
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  Speaker 1: Cost of living.
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  Speaker 2: They are there, there's there. There are many they.
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  Speaker 3: Are there, they them.
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  Speaker 2: There are many removalless companies I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: I'm aware.
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  Speaker 3: I'm aware, I'm aware.
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  Speaker 2: But why what do you have against removals? Do you
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  Speaker 2: hate removallesses, you hate dentists? What happened?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I just honestly, I just don't see value in it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then if you say that, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to give you any sympathy at all.
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  Speaker 1: I see value it.
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  Speaker 3: Look okay, that was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I see value in it if it's as if I
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  Speaker 1: was moving into a unit with heaps of stairs and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like I cannot do that. I cannot physically
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  Speaker 1: do that, but we will moved. It's not the physical
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  Speaker 1: moving of all all the big stuff that that I
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  Speaker 1: want sympathy for. I want sympathy for the sheer amount
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  Speaker 1: of shit two kids have, and the small then also
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: them trying to get them to adjust again in a
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  Speaker 1: new play. So like, for example, okay, two kids sleep well, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: My kids do sleep well, did sleep well in our
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  Speaker 1: home that we were in for a few years. Then
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  Speaker 1: I've been evicted by some fuckhead and moved into my
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  Speaker 1: father in law, which you know that would be painful
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  Speaker 1: enough as it is.
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  Speaker 3: Frank, Look, I do love Frank. He's a patient guy.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful human being beautiful, just relaxed with teachers. The kids
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  Speaker 2: had to swim.
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  Speaker 3: I've lost my I've lost my rage, my track of rage.
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  Speaker 1: I've lost Okay. And then moving into a new place
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  Speaker 1: right which they are comfortable at Popa's house, but of
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: course it disrupts the routine and parents know this, Okay,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: moving disrupt the routine. And then you get them back
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  Speaker 1: into a routine and I've got to move again. And
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  Speaker 1: now we've moved in here and they're sick.
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  Speaker 3: They're sick.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, this place is.
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  Speaker 2: Scary, the new house.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: This happens because it's not they're not they're not used
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  Speaker 1: to it. It was really windy yesterday, it was creaking, and.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: A lot of they're very windy recently. And yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of trees as well.
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  Speaker 3: It's more like that. It's the disruptions, it's not so
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  Speaker 3: much the move.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just give you some advice also, what light
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  Speaker 2: switch does? What light There are a lot of wall
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  Speaker 2: lights here.
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  Speaker 1: Get up and have a look at the Have a
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  Speaker 1: look at that white.
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  Speaker 3: Switch over there.
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  Speaker 2: There's a light switch with twenty four twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Four candidate and one switch.
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  Speaker 2: When you turned one on and the dishwasher turned on.
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  Speaker 1: One switch, does one of the down lights and look,
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  Speaker 1: it's an old house and I love it. Here.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just give you some advice once you have kids,
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  Speaker 2: Once you have two kids, the amount of stuff that
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  Speaker 2: you now have warrants. You're getting help from an external company,
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  Speaker 2: I e. Are removalists. Okay, you're allowed to do that. Also,
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: also not to attack you on this podcast. It's not
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  Speaker 2: what I want to do. But hey, when someone's done
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: something wrong, they need to know wrong. You messaged me
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: this morning, you said, can you bring the drill over?
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  Speaker 2: Which I did. Dude, you've got flat pack. You can
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  Speaker 2: pay it on a flat pack. Dude, you can pay
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: someone forty bucks and they'll they'll cost a living. They'll
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: put forty bucks to forty bucks.
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  Speaker 3: That's forty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine. It's just trust me. Please, Can I book it
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  Speaker 2: for you? Can I book it for you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to do it to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We'll pay it back.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: We're have any money you can.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: You're allowed to ash hold my hand. You're allowed to
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: ask for help. You don't have to do this all
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  Speaker 2: by yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I can't ask for help.
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  Speaker 2: This is weird.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's also scrammy. So anyway, but you're here and
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  Speaker 1: back to it. No, back to it, Oh god, back
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  Speaker 1: to it. We did move over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Moved in.
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  Speaker 1: Here went really smoothly because there's no stairs. The driveway
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: is a different story. But it's a nice, big space, huge.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking. I'm looking right now. You've got like three
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  Speaker 2: football fields for your backyard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get me one of those right on.
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  Speaker 3: Miers.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, you're gonna come here. I'm gonna have a straw hat,
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  Speaker 1: no shirt, and.
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  Speaker 2: I say, where's that?
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Ah, y'all come back here. It went pretty smoothly, where
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: the family dropping like flies, Macy's crookers. The dust has
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: done me in. But I woke up the morning of
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: the move and I've slept wrong having my back Oh
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: my goodness. You know when you like just first tweak
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: your lower back and you're like, oh yeah, Do.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: You think it was the sleep that did you? Or
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: do you think it was something during the day that
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: did you? Do you think it was moving all the boxes?
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  Speaker 3: Because you know no, because I hadn't started the move.
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  Speaker 1: What's only the only thing I can think of is
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I drove to Wollongong and drove to your house and
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: drove home from your I was in the car for
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: quite a long time, and my little shit hairdresser car
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  Speaker 1: not to shit on a haad dress.
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  Speaker 3: It's not overly comftable for long drivet.
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  Speaker 1: So and then I've gone to sleep, seized up, woken
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  Speaker 1: up and gone, oh, I've got a full day of
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  Speaker 1: moving with just just me in April. Come on, I
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: get it, all right, I get it, I get it
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  Speaker 1: all right. All right, I've made a mistake.
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  Speaker 2: Put your wife through that.
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  Speaker 1: I've made a mistake. And I'm only here for like
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: twelve months. I'll have to we'll have this conversation again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: And I've woken up and I've gone, oh no, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a long dat And then I've got
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: through the whole day. Signus now from all the dust.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Macy's crookd is a dog. Oscar's got a cough, but
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: he's a kind you, Thank god, he's okay. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like we're dropping like flies over here.
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  Speaker 3: And then we've gone.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: April's gone out bought some stuff from Cama yesterday. And
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you notice the driveway of this
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: very steep, very.
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  Speaker 2: Steep one of the steepest driveways come across.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday I'm here with Macy because Macy's sick and
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to still do things around that I can
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  Speaker 1: still watch Macey blah blah blah, and I hear April
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: coming down the driveway in reverse because you can't go
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  Speaker 1: forward down that thing.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to reverse up that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a theme park right out there.
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  Speaker 2: And people were lined up asking me how much it
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: was to go on the driveway. I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They sold out. Apparently it's exhilarating. Anyway, I've reversed down
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  Speaker 1: a few times and it does well. I'll take you
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: on a trip. It really makes your stomach. O. I
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be in this position. It's quite seep, and I'm
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: in here with Mazy and my phone rings. I was like, April,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I can hear the car just like you come just
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: halfway down the driveway, but way too close to the
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: new fence that's there separating us from the neighbors. And
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, walk out, I'm like. And
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: it's all also quite mossy the driveway, so once she
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: try and go from without a runner, you're like spinning.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: The car's like, I got nothing left in me.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I was at the top and I'm like, I'm like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: look at me, look at me, look at me. Okay,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: and then okay, looking at me. And then she's tried
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: to come I said, you need to come up, and
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: you're halfway up, starts wheel spinning.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you jump into the car?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get in.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: She's up against it so hard that I could not.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Get in the car. She was trapped anyway. I'm like,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, go forward. She's going forward, and the wheels
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: start to spin and the car starts to veer closer
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: to the edge of the fans. So eventually, like I've
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: managed to like be like, okay, just just bits and
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: she's like, what about this? I'm just like, concentrate on me.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I was listening to this story right now. Is that
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: how it happened?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: But she's also so she's gone done a big k
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Mart shot.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: So I've managed to get her out of a sticky situation.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: But she was like, oh, what are we going to
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: do about this Tripay, there's nothing you can do about
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: You just got to learn to live with it, get
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: with it, because once you're at the bottom it's not
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: too bad. It's just that it's just the if you
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: miss it and miss the bag, you end up in
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the paddock. There's not a lot between because there's no
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: fence there. There's not a lot between a slip of
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: the foot and in the paddic dangerous.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: You know what you could have in the backyard by
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: the way as a slip slide. Yes, that toomy rocks
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: goat goat you could go back there.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting a goat. Man.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not getting a goat. You have
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: so much land, know you know how they say the
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: more land, the bigger the man. That's what I'm going.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: But April's done.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: It came out run. She's bought a bunch of stuff
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: in cleaning, a new toaster, which I said to you
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: before the toast doesn't work?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Does it work?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: This is what's happened. I have unboxed toaster, put it
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: in the where the toast would go. I'm in bed
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: this morning. Okay, April's got up with the kids. They
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: want toast. She put the toaster on, turned around, the
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: toasts on fire, and I was.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Like, that's got a bad dwn.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: And the kids have flipped out what's happened? And the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: bottom of the toaster was a piece of cardboard and
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: she just got the toaster on and it was up
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: in flames, like immediately, and.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: I've come out.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: O the toaster.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: And I'm like straight into the sink just it's unplugged, thankfully,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: into the sink. Sink on Macy's Lost plot, Oscar's kind
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: of just like, what is happening. We're falling apart. We're
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: falling apart. So the toast is out of the front,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: drying out. They're always getting it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: We get a new toaster. Well, you're hear. The house
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: is beautiful.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I'm very happy with it. We were excited to move
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: in here.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Kids won't know themselves and they start playing in the backyard.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: And it's a friend of our house. So there's no ship, landlord.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: They were here on Sunday when we left. They're great,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: great people, great little house. Things always work out, Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: worked out, worked out for the best.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, question for you, Yeah, how was it when you
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: went to the football with Oscar? Like how did he
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: find the game? Uh? Mixed review.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I think like the anticipation and like we're going to
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: go watch football because he loves football. We're going to
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: watch it live. But TV is constant entertainment. Yeah, when
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you're there, there's some waiting around, there's things that are
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Also there's a big field and.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: He's like a lot to look at. There's a lot. Yeah,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: then the cheerlet has come out. Yeah, overall, he loves overall,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: really loved it. Loved the fireworks because there's fireworks and
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: some flames and stuff.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Flames are a winner, but overall really really loved it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: You make it look like it was a great experience,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: like no isshes whatsoever. It was, And well, I decided
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: that it was time to introduce my girls to football
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: as well. Nral for those of you wondering, but also.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You took two kids. I only took one.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And I also with my sister who has three kids.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: So we had ship five kids and two parents. No myself, Laura,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: my mom, Laura's mom.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Oh you took the whole car.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Which my mum and Laura's mom love them. They're they're
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: quite old. It's like having an extra two kids. We'd
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: get to our seats. We crossed the road and I
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: go fuck Way's Ellie and she'd be like, oh, She's like.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't think there'd be this many people here.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: But the kids were excited because obviously you're building up
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: to you know, like a few more sleeps. You got
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: them jerseys. Also great time to go to a football
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: match because end of season Merchan's half price.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah that.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: And as we're walking into the stadium, it just so
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: happened that before the game that we went to, it
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: was almost like it was a bit of a recruitment
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: drive to join the police force. Yeah, bear with me.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: So they had on the field they had the police
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: marching band. Great that they had the Special Services guys
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: ab sailed down the side.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Again kids love that. So you know, that was all
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: pre match and I was thinking, this is awesome.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: You know, how good is this.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: There's so much going on. The next part ash you
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: know police dogs, the German shepherds, the ones that will
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: rip your pieces. They did like a showcase of the
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: dogs and it was quite theatrical where they had these
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: like mock NRL fans who were on the field being
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: like rah, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy. They then had the police
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: officers holding the dog. They then let go of the
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: dog and the people who are pretending to be the
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: NL fans being too rounded. They did have the sleep,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: but Marley and Lola are like, oh my god, dogs
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: are on the field.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Next thing, they're tearing people apart.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: German shepherds are like, and these people are acting out
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: being attacked by the dogs.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Very impressive if you know what you're looking at.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but it's impressive.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Marley and Lola have only ever seen dogs as pets.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Not as you know.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know that dogs are also to attack people,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: and so Maley and Lola are hysterical being like, oh god,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: you can stop. So no one's helping him, and I
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: was like close their eyes. They were petrified.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It's also like pretty red hot to do that with
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: a stadium full of people.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: That part went on for like six minutes, just wrestling dog,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: you bring his terms six German shepherds ripping people apart
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: on the field. It was like being at a gladiator match.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: It was like killing them. So that part was a
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: bit of a nightmare.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I can imagine, Like, like I was saying, it's very
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: impressive what these dogs can do. It's impressive to you
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and I because we know what's the circumstance.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: But as a.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Three and a five year old, all you see is like,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that's a pretty dog.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Once you had to explain dogs, please they get the
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: bad guys.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Get the bad guys are there to fight for good?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Were they attacking like the mock NRL fans because it
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: was a Rooster's home game, right? Were they raiders? That
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: would have been confusing if they were.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: So that part ended. The police leave the field, the
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: players come out. By then, Marley and Lowler have like
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: calmed down, and also as the players run out, they
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: have the fire.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Lola was like fuck yeah, little Paro.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: She was just like, get me a match box. On
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: the way home.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: And the game that we saw ash there were a
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: few injuries. To recall, there are a few injuries, and
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I kind of forget that my kids have never really
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: watched a game on TV, like a full game, Like
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: they don't really understand like the concept of football is
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: completely foreign to them.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: The competition of it all.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just see there's a bunch of guys running
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: around on the field.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: But also I kind of realize it's quite violent.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah for a kid, and also the people in
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the crowd are quite drunk. Yes, weird.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: When you book your tickets, you can there's designated zones
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: for like the die hard Roosters fans, like diehard Raiders fans,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: and I made sure I didn't like sit in the
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: heart of like.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also like alcohol free zones and like we're kids, yeah,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: and the mascots usually favor that area because it's the
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: kids love it when like the Eagle comes over or
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the rooster it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: We were sitting next to I thought I booked it
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: quite far away, but we were sitting right on the
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: cusp of the Raiders fans and the die hard Raiders fans,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: the ones who travel to thegether.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to profile people from Canberra or anything,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: but they.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Were actually they work quite very very passionate, very passionate.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Let's go passionate.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: They're wearing the Viking hats, they have the big.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Raiders a full center of teeth inside.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: And it was pretty loud, pretty loud, and Lola was
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: petrified of the Vikings, who were always like, right.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Did they do the Viking clap? It's pretty cool.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: But then every time there was an injury, which there
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: were a few, and these injuries are where they had
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: to like a player hat. He could even walk off
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: the field because he was so badly hurt. Marley and
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Lola again were like.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, sympathy.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why are they hurting each other?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Why are they booing him? As well?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Then they clap when he's coming off. They're like, clap, freeze,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: he's injured, dude.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: They were like this is awful.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: It's a mixed e motion, yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Mixed emotions. And then as well halftime, Lola was like
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: really nervous and I was like, I was like, what's wrong?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: But she was like I don't want to be here?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Oh? And I was like what's wrong?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: And she goes, I don't want to play on the
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: field And I was like, what do you mean playing
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: on the field. We're not know where. We're waiting here.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: She was wearing a rooster and she thought she was
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: going to go on.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, don't make me go and play, Daddy God
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: bless the Paul.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Like, you're not gonna play. We're just sitting here watching
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: and she was.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, I just see the confusion on her face,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: like am I up?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Negs? I didn't really manage their expectations.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of the time you also do that
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the football, like we're not
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: going to We're not going to go and watch the football,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You don't we're gonna go
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to the footy because you just think it's just normal
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: for your part. But I can see the confusion that
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: kids take things so literally. Oh yeah, it's like just
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: because there's that there's that ongoing joke about why men
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: still wear jerseys, like because we could get called in
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: at any stage. I just don't know. Maybe Ricky Steel
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to look up and go, you you've got to raid
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: his jersey on. You're on the field, and these kids
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: are probably thinking, Daddy's dressed us up to play.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: We've just watched a dog getting mauled wearing this jersey.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Three players been stretched off, three.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Players getting carried off, booed and yelled at minute, and
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: it's like it's a big break.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: So it must be like, well they're done, Yeah, we
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: need to.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Field the game.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I feel sorry for that.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Also, good for them to experience some real colorful language.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Likely they spend a lot of time with you ash
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: they do get used to a lot of swearing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Don't blame me for that.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: But like every tackle, people next to us.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Will like rippers fucking off.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like daddy, what did he say?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: It's funny when I take Oscar.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: He's just so used to this doesn't even I don't
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: really have a lot of rules my use about swearing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like pretty liberal with you're swearing. I am.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: That's why I like you.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I am. But also Oscar knows what are the bad
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: ones and he never like I never catch him really
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: rarely catch him like whipping it out at someone. But
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: in that environment, every second word is every second word.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: And also as the game goes on, people get more
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and more rowdy because they're pissed.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a few more drinks.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I can imagine Marley and Lolace in that.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Whenever I'm at your house, I'm like that ship. They're like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: naughty word. They must have been exhausted.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: They were like, Daddy, why aren't you why aren't you
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: telling off these men around you? These vikings. I was
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: going to get me into a funk. I saw that
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: you they had some food was a bit of a
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: nightmare after the game. Game started at four, so it
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: finishes at like five twenty you got like, you know,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: twenty thirty thousand people leaving the stadium. It's pretty, you
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: know pretty child was Alion Stadium.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: So your places.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a new stadium, stadium, it's like underground.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And then it's very lovely, beautif never been beautiful stadium. Atch.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I've walked past it. I highly recommend it. But afterwards
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: we thought, you know'll be a nice way to top
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: this off. We'll get the bus back to Bondai and
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: then we'll go to the RSL and then we'll get
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: all the kids fed and then go home. Bus ended
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: up taking a bloody long time, bloody long time, and
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Laura was like, don't worry. I've called the RSL. There's
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: a lot of us here. I booked a table for
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: all of us, so don't worry. We had to get
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: from the bus. We all walked to the RSL at Icebergs.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: There's two RSLs and BONDI there's North bond there's Icebergs IRSL.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: So we walked to Icebergs RSL doors shut like oh
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: fuck where they're like trying to call the RSL, being
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: like maybe the door's broken. All the kids at this
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: point it's now seven o'clock. Kids are hungry, kids.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Are Nana's galling off.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: N we lost Nana. Yeah, she's still on the bus somewhere.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I just needs one one.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: She's in the three three three, who knows where that
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: is now? And Laura's booked the wrong RSLH classic mix up.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: And so then at this point the kids turn. So
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: it was a shame to end on a sour night
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: because then we can't get because the kids are too small.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I have to call the taxi. Can't get a taxi
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: takes bloody ages ash, So we learned some.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Valuable lessons along the way.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Don't try and do dinner after the game. Absolutely, just
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: get him home. Just get him home, Yeah, get him high.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Like like I've only ever taken just Oscar and I.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: So it's like it's just real easy. It's me and him.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And he's quite like he'll just go along with whatever
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: as long as he's gone and some chippies like he can.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Forth state wherever.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I don't really care, Like you know a lot of
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: times like I'll go with a mate and it'll be me,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it'll be two parents and Oscar usually, but he's like
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: just with the boys, we'll go to the pub beforehand.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: We'll just come home, get some backers on the way home, like,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: and you know, he's a great day.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Don't try and pick one activity. Don't try and double up.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I never double up on an activity. I did, and
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I learned that lesson. Yeah, it's like on the way home,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: we should stop. Nope, no, no, no, no no, get
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: them home.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Then we can maybe do the other activity tomorrow got too.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Big for my boots. Ash we should jump into lies.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love it. Let's do it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go first, mate.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I'll go the first one. This one's from Melinda. Hello Melinda,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: and welcome to the segment. I was going with that, okay,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: she says she I don't know. Don't want to misgender her.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: They them, she her him. It is at couse, okay.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: And sure your kids won't bother you by telling them
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to wake you up at an hour so we can
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: start cleaning. They'll do anything to avoid waking you up.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: You could tell your kids will move house again.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: We could threaten them with chores. Guys, just wake me up.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: That's a good one in the morning. I reckon, like
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I was saying, Macy's been sick, so she got up
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: last night and she was like, come get up.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's dark. It's midnight. Bro.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I should have been like, okay, I'll tell you what.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: If I get up, We're.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Going to clean the whole house. That's what we're gonna do.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: And Oscar hates he'd be like, my legs, hu, I'm
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: going to start doing that in the morning. So that's
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: very good.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Milleni, thank you, thank you. This one is from Jenne.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: G Shit Jean Jean, Jeane Jenne. I'm going with Jenny Jacket.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Gnne. My nephew refused to vacuum, so I told him
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the thing about the vacuum sucking. Hang on a second,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: I told her.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: About the vacuum. Just shut the door.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: He's the vacuum sucking up ghosts. I said that vacuuming
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: kept houses from getting haunted. That's why haunted houses are
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: so dusty. Ten years later, he is still a neat freak,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: and I feel partly responsible.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I bet you that's not the only thing he's doing
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: with the vacuum. Ash sucks up all right, yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Mind out of the gutter.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: It also sucks up seamen. For any of those you
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: didn't understand the joke there.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Is has anyone actually used a vacuum to give themselves like, yeah,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: a lock blowjob?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I mean I don't know, have you No.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Surely that's not going to feel nice. Stop winking at me.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: A vacuum.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I think it's just like a joke, isn't it. You
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: tell me bro's too thick.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Oh god, if you're out there, if you if you're
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: a dad or non dad, and you've used a vacuum
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: to get off to ejaculate in whilst the vacuum has
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: been on, please because also you're going to ruin the
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: vacuum plan.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, please send a message to attention Jess because she's
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: she's going to love that. She's gonna love that.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Questions, questions, questions, Now I have a well usually this
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: is for lists of questions. You don't mind if I
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: go first? I mean, my uncle beat Mine's from me.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: It's personal. It's a personalized question from me. I love that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I love that, and I would be on it if
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: you went first.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Ash So where this question came from came from?
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Oscars developed a fear.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is it?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Now? When he's left alone in any circumstances, he's going
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: to get taken.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to take a child like that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: This is the problem.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I think he thinks he's gonna get taken, so I can't,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: for example, I can't leave him in any situation whatsoever
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: for a second without him. So what happened was I
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: went to the drive through bottle shop really quickly.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: On the way home. He's in the back.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I've pulled right up, his windows down, the doors are
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: right there, so it's like the car's still on, his
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: music playing or whatever. I walk in to get a
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: six pack of stone Woods Cheeky, cheeky and beautiful drink
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: by actually and he this, And I was like, what what?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: And he's unbuckled himself. He's in the wind out the window.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing? And he was like
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I I was worried I was going to get taken.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: So he's developed this fear.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Where's that come from?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: That he thinks that a stranger is going to take
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: him immediately? I don't know where it to come from.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I must have just been in
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: this situation. Maybe there was some people, maybe he saw
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: a group of people.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Sometimes at daycare they do talk about a stranger danger
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: that they do introduce those topics.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: So you meant to it's meant to be it's different now,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: it's meant to be tricky people.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: That's right, tricky people. Shout out to the tricky people
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Tshout those tricky people.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: But I was like, what the fuck?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: What now?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: I cannot leave him anywhere?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: What's he planning? Attack?
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Are you going to do this? I've got to get
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: him out of the car.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: So for example, and then I saw I saw on
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: social media that someone was getting shamed for leaving their
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: kid in the car where they went to pay for petrol. Okay,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: so and I tried to pay for petrol, but I
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: had to take oscar with me because he's freak from
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: out now. So leads me to believe where my question is,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: is it okay to leave your kid in the car
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: when you go to pay for petrol? Very quick? It's
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: all fully glass and I think the petro stations fully
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: glassed for this particular reason, so you can look.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Out at the car.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: You think they've designed petrol stations purely on abductions. I mean,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I'm no architect, but that makes a lot of sense.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I actually it's a good question, a great question. I'm
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: glad you asked it, Ash, because it's one that has
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: troubled me, has it?
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've come to the right place.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: There's a certain age when the kids were quite young
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: where I remember going to the petrol station and then
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: you know, running in and running out. Obviously you should
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: never leave your kids in the car. But if you're
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: literally going to be in and out of the shop,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: if you're going to go in there and do some shopping, yeah,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: probably look.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: For a little sweet tree. You should take the kids
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: You're going to go in there and do a grocery shop.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: What sort of psychopath is doing a grocery shop at
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: a petrol station.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that's the question for another time.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: But I think if you're nipping in and out, I
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: think it's absolutely fine. I will say any other circumstance
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: going to the pub, leaving your kids in the car
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: goes without saying that's a terrible thing to do and
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: should never happen.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: No, I shouldn't know.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: That's bad, bad, but I think it's why it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: It's one of those things that I think is allowed,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: but it feels naughty, it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Feels Yeah, I don't know if it's allowed.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I'm okay, okay, the question itself,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: you think it's harmless because of the situation that, Like
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I said, you are looking at the car. What do
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: you do? Do you lock it? Do you turn it off?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Do you leave it on?
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Do you put the window down?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: There?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: There's petrol fume. There's all these different variances.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I think. I think petrol fumes, Come on, bro, come on.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Get real.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Can't be good for your brain cells.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: It's not great.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: But it's not as if you're like holding it just petrol, bro,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I know, but you're not filling up the car with
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: your child's face next to the hose of the petrol
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: being like you like that? Is that? How? You don't know?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I think the only environment, the only situation where it's
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: okay to momentarily leave your child in the car is
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: when you go and pay for petrol.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I think, only moment I think, if you want to
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: go get a coffee, yeah, you know you can't. You
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: cannot duck into a cafe and leave your child in
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: the car.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: What about?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I picked up a takeaway pizza that I knew was
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: already and I pulled up to the pizza shop. It's
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: right there, I lit, I said to Oscar. Count to ten,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: and I was back by Tommy.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Count.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: That's also balling his eyes out because I can't. I
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: can't leave him in the car anymore.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I think it's fine.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: But also like, yeah, I before I thought of the question,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I thought it was fine.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: But can I ask the real parent in this relationship? Yeah, April, April,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: can you come here for a second.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: They're not words I thought I would ever strut down
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: those stairs there darning.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: April, will you come here for just a second?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Sit next, sit on man's lap there.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Oh that's beautiful.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: This is great. Now kissed. The question is is it
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: okay to leave your child in the car if you're
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: just you filled up the card petrol, you're ducking into pay?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Is it okay?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I said, it's fine.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: It's the only situation where you can leave a child
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: in the car because it's like it's less than a minute, right, Yes, No,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I definitely would do that. Yeah, I think it's fine.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Would you say I thought it was fine, and now
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, I don't think it's okay.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: But for what reason?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I'm worried that someone's going to take them and if
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I lock it then they might boil leave a little bit.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: It's like a dog exactly.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, will you be very helpful to thank you? I
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: think you want to sign off. What should catchphrase? Don't
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: put her on the spot like that? Now, dance shake it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's fine you and I think the fact
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: that you're nervous about it is a good thing. It
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: shows that you do care for your kids.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: So I couldn't hear you.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Ah, Yeah, and obviously I think I think it's It
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: must be difficult for you being in a situation where
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: you know that you're causing a lot of distress to
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: your child.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Thank you, am I growing you are momentuary.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know what is if someone takes you, keep
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: be quiet about it. He has to say that because
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: he knows that he's just shown a little bit of vulnerability,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: which is fine.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I need to hide that by.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Pretending like he doesn't care for his children, which we
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: all know is not true. Yeah, you don't like doing
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: it because you care for Oscar and as well being.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: You don't You don't want him to be in a
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: situation where he's unhappy. Wow. There Apy sessions you've been
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: going to are working.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I actually missed the last one.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: This one has come through. It's from Sarah, who wants
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: to know if I've had any arguments with my mom
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: now that.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: She lives with us.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Actually, I wanted to ask you this too, because I've
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: been I've stayed in your house a couple of times
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: when your mom's lived there, and you can cut tension
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: in the air sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it would have been.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: That would be the same way. It's not just you
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: two would be the same with every.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: It's stressful times. Right now. I've had to you know,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I'm dealing with with you talking about moving house every
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: time we speak, which you know has not been easy
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: for me to be on the back end of that
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: conversation every single day. Appreciate that when you call me,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: oh my god, God, what is it now, I've got.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: You again. If I don't call you, no one will.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: That's not true. So there are moments ash with a
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: lot going on, and my mom does certain things that
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: this is. This is one thing that she's done recently,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: which to me doesn't make any sense. And I'm trying
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: to explain to my mum the way that you're doing
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: this task is not an efficient way of working. That's fair, right,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: we're not living in the dark ages. There's modern technology.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: So when we run the bath, sometimes we'll try and
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: time it where the kids are half finish their dinner.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: We then go to the bath on right. Takes a
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: little while, takes five ten minutes to fill the bath up,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: so we time it so the kids are finished. Got
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: to keep them mental going, get the kids.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Stop out of the bar.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: So get the kids from dinner into the bath, keep
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: them moving. We're going to slipstream it to them getting
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: into bed as quickly as food.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Bath, brush your teeth while they're finishing the bath, towel, dressed, bed. Yeah, smooth,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: smooth transitions.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Right. Sometimes ash, Sometimes you run the bath too early.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: The kids take a little longer to eat, so the
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: bath is a bit cold. That's okay, modern technology. Turn
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: the hot water on.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think hot water is modern technology.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, what my mom does. She boils, She boils
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: the kettle.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Oh ellie, you idiot.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: She oils the kettle and I'm like, what are you doing.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Let me just light this candle so we can see.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: She's putting a note in a pigeon. Second, I'm just
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: sending a quick message.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just tying it to the pigeon.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: You don't need to work like that. You can just
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: there is a tap there that has a h on it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: You turn that on. It'll take a second or two
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: to warm up, but hot water will come out. It'll
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: warm the bath.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: And if you really want to get tricky and you
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: don't want the bath level to get any higher, you
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: can also empty a little bit.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: She drinks the bar.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: She's like, let me siphon an old fish. Are I've
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: got it, it's down the train. Let's get my stifling
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: hose out of a bottom drawer on a bedside table.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what are you doing? Why are you
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: doing that? And I'm I'm trying to explain to her,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: and she's like, ah, this is how I do things.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Just let me live my life. I'm not hurting anyone.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: No, I don't let her live a life like that.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: That's unacceptable.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we had.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: An argument because she was trying to woll the bath
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: up with the kettle.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Look out the front, she's trying to wind the car up.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Stuff. Hell on, kids get in.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: So that's that was the it was the recent argument,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: and that's fair.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: That is unacceptable.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Look, I know that if she wants to boil a
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: kettle and fill that up and fill the bath up
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: with that kind of water.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: It's like it's more sterile.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: This stuff not the worst thing to happen, but I
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: just it's a waste of time. It's a waste of time.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: It's such a waste of time when the hot water
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: is hot enough to reheat the bath at to an
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: adequate temperature.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: So look, there's a few things, a few issues in
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: the way that she operates that I'm trying to I'm
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: trying to iron them out of her. But she's putting
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: up a lot of fight, a lot of resistance. We'll
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: get there, We'll get their few hiccups.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just reflecting on her softening water out of the
• 45:17
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• 45:19
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• 45:26
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