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Episode #3854 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: Folks, Welcome to today's Phil Skit Show, a sketch show
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  Speaker 1: that we draw from our podcast archives and these other
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  Speaker 1: shows that we did. Following our time in radio, we
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  Speaker 1: started a whole new thing, you know. We began to
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  Speaker 1: just improv character sketches and improv skits different panel show
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  Speaker 1: presentations and sort of went off the deep end with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff. And here's one from twenty nineteen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is a Rory replay. We call him Rory Replays
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  Speaker 1: because one of our good friends, Rory McLoud, who's also
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  Speaker 1: our it's our archivest, you know, he tends to keep
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  Speaker 1: an eye and stuff on our website. Rory recommended this
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  Speaker 1: one for replay. It sounds like it might have some
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  Speaker 1: possibility to it. Apparently it is Ted Bell ready to
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  Speaker 1: talk at length about a forthcoming Ted Bell Marathon. When
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  Speaker 1: we used to do those, and we didn't really start
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  Speaker 1: doing them again because those were like slumber parties. There
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  Speaker 1: were nuts. But it's interrupted by Margaret and Frank Gray
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  Speaker 1: remembering eating Anderson's split piece soup and also General Shaw's
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  Speaker 1: secret fear. Well, what's the funny you and Frank talking
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  Speaker 1: about eating anderson Split piece soup? Oh, I see. So
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  Speaker 1: it's filthy, isn't it. Well, maybe it isn't. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it is for all I know. Do you remember? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Here it is, folks, Today's Sketch Show. It
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  Speaker 1: is an encore presentation. Here, she'll be glad you did.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the world famous Phil Henry Show. This is
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  Speaker 1: a general Gaylin Shaw at your service, And I'm Margaret
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  Speaker 1: Gray yam been vickmen, I'm Robert Lennon, and I'm Phil Henry.
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  Speaker 1: And I understand that Margaret. There was quite a not
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  Speaker 1: quite a contretemps, but there was a lot of conversation.
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  Speaker 1: We did a Facebook live last night. Yes, Phil did
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  Speaker 1: a face a Facebook. It's called Facebook. I know what
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  Speaker 1: it's called.
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  Speaker 2: Phil did philed it?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm a little you guys staring at me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't just go about your business? All right? No, don't, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Just look at the desk, you too, Phil? Right? Phil,
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  Speaker 1: Phil did a face flut? Let's going on with you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Give me some coffee. Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: I had I had some dental work done today. Don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. As you know I have from time
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  Speaker 1: to time, I have some teeth pulled. Uh, what what
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  Speaker 1: is that about? Excuse me, Phil, but it is a
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  Speaker 1: way of I'm trying to straighten the lower teeth here.
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  Speaker 1: So I had a couple polled. Yeah, and all right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go today. Yes, last night Phil did a
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  Speaker 1: Facebook live on the BSP and more page. He did
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  Speaker 1: not do it on the Facebook flua on the Facebook
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, he didn't do it on the flu of Flendry.
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  Speaker 1: Well do you want what are you gonna do? I
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  Speaker 1: just the novacat will wear off, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: Want me to get maybe some hot coffee and this
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  Speaker 2: is great.
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  Speaker 1: No, the hot coffee will burn hell out of burn
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  Speaker 1: the living hell out of it. Last night, Phil Hendry
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  Speaker 1: about a quarter to ten fit. You think that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, come on last night at what? Well? God,
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  Speaker 1: last night we did a Facebook live. I'll do it
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  Speaker 1: on the BSP and more page because Phil didn't do
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  Speaker 1: it on the Facebook fan page for whatever reason. I
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  Speaker 1: did it on the on the Facebook BSP page because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to let them know. A couple think, don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. Those are the subscribers, right, yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: the subscribers. But we also were very we're very concerned
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  Speaker 1: with and we want everybody to get the information. So
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  Speaker 1: tonight and when I see tonight, I you know last night.
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  Speaker 1: Meaning so what I'm gonna say is the following last
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  Speaker 1: night we did one. Well maybe we won't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: say anything about it anyway. As of this broadcast, I
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  Speaker 1: anticipated doing a Facebook fan page live chat because we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to you know, clue people in on what's coming
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  Speaker 1: up this weekend as well all of the folks that
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  Speaker 1: are not subscribers. Anyway. To make a long story short,
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  Speaker 1: flu I mean see, I'll do it food, Henry Foon, Hendry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick some Wait a minute, wait, Mari, what
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  Speaker 1: I tell you? I wasn't gonna touch the punk she
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  Speaker 1: made a move. Just let me, you know, draw my
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  Speaker 1: fist back. Give me that much, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I still do it. Let's say you got a
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  Speaker 2: slood Banks. Oh take it easy.
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  Speaker 1: Not so last night, Phil or the night before whatever
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  Speaker 1: you did, whatever you did, you told people. Now I
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  Speaker 1: forget what we're talking about. We were talking about, uh,
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  Speaker 1: whatever we were talking about. Okay, So what am I
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  Speaker 1: making a big deal out of this for. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in Atlanta a week from Friday, as you know,
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  Speaker 1: a week from this weekend we'll be in Atlanta. We
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  Speaker 1: are also going to be doing our Ted's of Beverly
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  Speaker 1: Hills Marathon, and that is going to be something else. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The teds of Beverly Hills Marathon, as you know, is
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  Speaker 1: a Smasheroo hit. People. Well, the marathons, I should say,
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  Speaker 1: are major, major hits. And so having said all of that,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get Ted bell on right. What's with you?
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, yes, we're gonna get Ted bell on
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  Speaker 1: right now. We got there is hey, Ted, Hey, totally listen.
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  Speaker 3: I want to let everybody know. Yeah, the tedg of
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  Speaker 3: Beverly Hills and the Ted Bell Marathon is happening and
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  Speaker 3: will be happening at fourth with one week from Friday. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: and you say that you're gonna go where where are
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  Speaker 3: you going?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to need Atlanta, but I'm gonna be here
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  Speaker 1: for the marathon.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be here for the mist The question
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  Speaker 3: that I had, and I think a lot of the
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  Speaker 3: BSPs that are listening, and a lot of the Phil
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  Speaker 3: Henry Show fans that are listening, we'd like to know
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  Speaker 3: the injury to this. The question that I've got is
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  Speaker 3: will if you're going to it. Usually the marathons are
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  Speaker 3: on Friday and Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: No, Ted, they're on Saturday and Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, say Saturday and Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Phil is going to move it up to
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  Speaker 1: a Friday and Saturday because he's leaving on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So in other words, right away, I'm getting,
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  Speaker 3: you know, kind of the short shrift here.
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  Speaker 1: No you're not getting. No, it's better because I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be here. No, you're not getting short shrift.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing's going on? Man. If I'm leaving on Sunday, I
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure that all the business that we
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  Speaker 1: have is put to bed. Okay, all right, See.
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  Speaker 3: You're not gonna leave me in the hand and so so. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I love you, but but you're not going to give
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  Speaker 3: it to him, are you.
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  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: You know, Bud's very capable do what if I want to?
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  Speaker 4: I just don't want to. Alay's sit around here all
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  Speaker 4: week there and listening to you. Oh man, all right,
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  Speaker 4: take it back all I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: You know I helped pay the bills around their field,
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  Speaker 3: not much. What is that supposed to mean?
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  Speaker 1: You would? Hey? Ted? You know you've got an outstanding
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  Speaker 1: balance with us in terms of the advertising money.
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  Speaker 3: I told you things are Let me tell you, boy,
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  Speaker 3: embarrassed me like that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you just said, you pay the bills when we get.
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  Speaker 3: The new fire pit put in. We've got the fire
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  Speaker 3: pit out in the veranda in the back. Now we're
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  Speaker 3: going to have the new Ted's of Beverly Hills U
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  Speaker 3: Tahunga Veranda fire pit.
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  Speaker 1: Now why is it called the Tahunga Veranda.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's just it's a good name. Tahunga, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 3: those of you don't know, is an area here in
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  Speaker 3: southern California. It said Tahunga. It sounds good. Is that
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  Speaker 3: the canyon?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's Topega Canyon.
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  Speaker 3: Oh No, that's what I mean. Topeka. It's going to
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  Speaker 3: be the Topanga. It's what we called it was, is
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  Speaker 3: going to be the Topanga top Tahunga.
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  Speaker 1: Topanga Veranda, the Topanga Veranda.
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  Speaker 2: Jays Bill, you just would get that, So what if
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  Speaker 2: I did?
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  Speaker 1: It's it's all right, the Topanga Veranda. Okay, yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: about it? What will be some of the features.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the Topeka Veranda is going to have a variety
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  Speaker 3: of features, it going to have, for instance, the fire
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  Speaker 3: pit that I mentioned, it'll have palm fronds, you know,
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of stuff. Don't worry about it. So the
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  Speaker 3: reason why I'm saying all of this is that's going
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  Speaker 3: to kick business into second gear.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well about third and fourth gear.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, business isn't bad, is it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just fine.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's because you you know, you don't knowe us that
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  Speaker 1: much money.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I let it slide. Business is great. Heads
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  Speaker 3: of Beverly Hills is an institution in Beverly Hills, California.
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  Speaker 3: Although you may want to get out here and visit
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  Speaker 3: before I decided to sell the place wanted. Don't score around.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kidding. Business is fine. I'm sorry. We aren't current
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  Speaker 3: with our account with you.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's we don't charge a hell of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of money. Yeah, well we don't. But in return
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  Speaker 1: for not charging a lot of money, we give you
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  Speaker 1: a lot of what is it you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: pay a lot and we're putting them on the airlin Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're getting screwed all six ways to Sunset Phil.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're not getting screwed listen, because they come on here,
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  Speaker 3: I take up a segment. How often do I take
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  Speaker 3: up a segment? I'm on here? What every five seconds
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  Speaker 3: or something? Give me a break? Will you feel all right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not don't complain or anything.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on here like maybe once a month.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Ted, it's more than that.
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  Speaker 3: No it is not. No, it is not. I'm on
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  Speaker 3: here but once a month. But all right, let's talk
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  Speaker 3: about this marathon. Now, these are all select got them?
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  Speaker 3: What did that? What did I just see on the screen?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's one of the transitions. Is a football it's
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  Speaker 1: a trends of what you're looking at the videocasp Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was just a football transition. It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, so anyway, you weren't talking about the marathon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all right, what we had.
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait wait, wait, hold on, I want Phil to say, Bud's.
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  Speaker 1: Been helping pull a lot of these cuts, Ted. So
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  Speaker 1: what we do is we start right at the very beginning,
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  Speaker 1: like nineteen whenever the hell it is nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of this stuff is from national syndication.
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  Speaker 3: What about when we were on before national syndication.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a lot of that stuff, and we have
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  Speaker 1: stuff from ninety seven we have stuff from ninety eight,
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  Speaker 1: not a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's just it. We you know, don't you got
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  Speaker 3: some of stony stit stuff? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? How do you know stony stitch because he comes
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  Speaker 1: in here.
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  Speaker 3: He told me Phil's got a lot of my stuff.
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  Speaker 3: He isn't. He hasn't got over the site yet. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to break anybody's casting that stone, just
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  Speaker 3: wondering do you have the quality stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got the quality stuff. Man, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: And this will not be the last marathon that we
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  Speaker 1: do of Ted Bell.
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  Speaker 3: All right? Well, god, hey, chef Phil's are Yeah, we
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  Speaker 3: got the Let don't talk to Moon about it.
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  Speaker 1: Well you're talking to me right, Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Some tight just tells show Illia that you're going. Phil's going, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: we have that, you know, don't talk to Moon about it?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing? What am I doing right now?
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  Speaker 3: I'm making a split pea soup?
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  Speaker 1: Ah? Yes, are you talking to me or talking to him?
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  Speaker 3: Terry Phil? I just well, I'm talking to him about
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  Speaker 3: the split pea soup. And I got to tell you
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  Speaker 3: this is something that I've wanting to talk about. So
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  Speaker 3: can I talk about it?
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  Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about the split pea soup. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: split pea soup. Yeah, okay, go ahead, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, the split peace soup. Where we where do I begin?
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  Speaker 3: As a kid, I used to see, you know, my
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  Speaker 3: father would drive us out, you were saying, you, you
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  Speaker 3: and your family would drive up north on the winter one,
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  Speaker 3: and you'd always see that Builton's, you know, home of
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  Speaker 3: Anderson's split pea soup.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, always the big sign.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah signed the two chefs with a sledgehammer.
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  Speaker 1: Way there wasn't a sledgehammer. They're they're gonna split the pee.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna do what What were you looking at? Man?
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  Speaker 3: Hey chef? He just went all right, just stay with.
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  Speaker 1: Me, Ted, will you all right? What were you looking at?
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at us. Yeah, you're right, they were splitting
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  Speaker 3: a pee. Okay, Just it sounded really weird.
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  Speaker 2: I see that there's a billboard up your Bolton.
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  Speaker 3: It's not Bolton, it's Builton, up.
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  Speaker 1: Near Builton Bud. It's actually near Solving too. Just before
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  Speaker 1: you turn to Solving, there's the big sign. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: know that when you're talking about yes and split pea soup,
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  Speaker 1: and you can stop there. In fact, I've always Frank
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  Speaker 1: and I always stopped to get the split pea soup.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I like it, but I love the idea
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  Speaker 1: that they have the cafe there and you go in
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  Speaker 1: and you yes, I'll take the split pea soup. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't like it? No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't really like it at all. Frank hates it. But
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  Speaker 1: then why do you go in there? Yeah? What do
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  Speaker 1: you go in? Because I like to sit there and
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  Speaker 1: do the thing. It's kind of a California tradition. It's
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  Speaker 1: a California tradition. Yes, so I'll say two bowls of
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  Speaker 1: split pea soup, please, and either I'll have a sherry.
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  Speaker 1: Frank generally has a cocktail. They serve booze there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and now I don't remember, maybe they don't. Maybe Frank
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  Speaker 1: has coffee. I'll generally have something like a tab and
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  Speaker 1: I'll say two bowls of the split pea soup, and
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  Speaker 1: then we'll look at the billboard and get up and leave.
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  Speaker 1: What we try to do, though, is because we don't
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  Speaker 1: eat the soup, is we'll say thank you and we'll
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  Speaker 1: look around. This is going to make a big better
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  Speaker 1: Get Frank on the line. There's great Frank on the
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  Speaker 1: line for get Frank on the line, because this is
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  Speaker 1: going to be a problem. What's the problem? What is
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  Speaker 1: the problem? Barker? Because I had to open my big.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mister Gray, mister Gray. Yeah, Margaret's on a phone
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  Speaker 4: with us and we're on the air. Yes, sir, Uss,
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  Speaker 4: he wanted you to come on right now. Well he knows,
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  Speaker 4: he said, he knows, he's going to come on.
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  Speaker 1: Frank. I know you're going to come on as well.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to what is that?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: I think he had hees radio turned up? Yeah, turn
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  Speaker 4: your radio down, sir. I know you're listen.
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  Speaker 1: What does he listened to? You listen?
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  Speaker 4: What you Yeah, he's listening to Warl and Hardy.
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  Speaker 5: Frank?
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  Speaker 1: Would you get where is he?
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  Speaker 4: I got him on hold now yeah, mister Gray, mister Gray, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we got your own Yeah yeah, huh yeah, Okay, here
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  Speaker 4: he is.
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  Speaker 3: Well what's the what's the story? I don't understand what's
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  Speaker 3: going on here? I got somebody said that, Bargaret?
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  Speaker 1: Well, where are you? Frank?
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  Speaker 3: I'm maudi, I'm at Rancho Park. Where in the christ
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  Speaker 3: do you think I've been?
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  Speaker 1: I know your goals. I just wondered where you were
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  Speaker 1: because it's First of all, you were listening to the radio.
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  Speaker 3: I was. I was listening to Curse of an Aching Heart.
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  Speaker 3: I like it there by Babs Dobbin. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: know who does that, but it's from the Hardy, Hardy
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  Speaker 3: and Laurel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the Laurel and Hardy. Curse of an Aching Heart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. I've got that on because I've
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  Speaker 3: got it on my d dbad and I.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta h oh, you have the digital download.
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  Speaker 3: I've got the digital download. Yeah. I think it's on
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  Speaker 3: Pandora too.
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  Speaker 1: Curse of an Aching Heart A curse of.
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  Speaker 3: A breaking heart, not aching heart. Don't well, maybe it
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  Speaker 3: is aching heart. I don't know, Joey, fire that up
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  Speaker 3: for just a second.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I turned Frank, please please just thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So anyway, uh hold on, what did you
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  Speaker 3: call me for, Frank?
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  Speaker 1: I want to I want to remind you of something.
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  Speaker 1: I need to have you here to back me up
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  Speaker 1: because you're an attorney and well.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, go ahead, jesse Man. That's a beautiful shot
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  Speaker 3: straight down the middle. Yeah, isn't that? Isn't that great? You?
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  Speaker 3: You're up? All right? Hold on, I'm up, This dude,
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  Speaker 3: piece of shit Frank, I'll give you a lesson, give
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  Speaker 3: me lessons and know what how to lose golf back.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: I want it, Frank. Do you need to get to
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  Speaker 1: tend to it? No, you're not, Frank. Go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: let them play play through you. You drop out a
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  Speaker 1: hole or two.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Drop out a hold of that. You know you know.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Something, Frank, your I love you, you're my husband, but god,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: i'd love to slap your face.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you you and what army have gone? So guys,
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: he's not going to slap my fate or he won't.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: He would never dare to do that.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Are we going to talk about the
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: split piece soup? What I want to talk about Anderson's
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Split Peace soup.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Christ not that anything but that.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Well, Frank, we've got to get it out, Frank and I.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell Phil you could do it in
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: the more loyally way.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming that Margaret was talking about how we used
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: to write, you know, when we drove to San Francisco
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: occasionally we'd go buy the Anderson Split Peace soup there
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: in Builton, and we'd go in and we'd sit down
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: because Margaret loved the experience of saying two bulls of
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: split pea soup please, and the whole California. And I'd
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: sit there and i'd nurse. I would get a cup
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: of coffee, but I always had a flask of rye,
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: and I would nurse a coffee and rye and just
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: wait for Margaret to get sick of it. But really
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: what happened was we'd say, yes, two bulls please, and
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: we'd wave our arms about and yeah, and we.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Didn't wave our arms around me.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: You did, Margaret, you'd be hey, and that way people
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: were calling attention to us, you know. But the thing
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: of it is, Phil, we both hate split the pe
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: We both hate split pea soup. And so when when
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: the B, when the p P, when.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: The peace SUP arrived? Hey, I got here.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Yeah, when the pea super arrived, we'd look
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: around furtively to see if anybody was watching, and then
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: we'd just say well, thank you, and we'd get up.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I'd go first, and then Margaret would trail.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: You. Guys would beat the check.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we beat the sea beat so.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: You so you rubbed them of two bulls of soup? Now,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: hold on, We never had a drop. We didn't touch
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: one drop of that pea soup.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Right, we never we never did it. And I know
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: for a fact that if you don't eat it, then
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: you can't be charged for it.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, but don't you have to tell people, Hey,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be I'm not going to eat this.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: If it's sitting there on the counter untouched, what do
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: you what do you talk about?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, well, how did I know it's on touch? Yeah?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I know you didn't like dip your your your spoon.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: In it because the spoons were left there. I would
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: tell Margaret leave the spoons exactly where they were, then
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: they don't touch them.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: So what was the purpose of going in there?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: We would go in film old on Margaret, this is
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: where philis got us. You know, Margaret just loved to
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: be California. Things say, oh, frankly, we need to have
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: the California experience of this. The the split pean, split
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: bean soup and.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Split pea not bean for the eat billions time, God
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: damn it.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: All right, what the hell is it? The bean? P
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: P bean?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: You know, one's a pea and one's a bean. So
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: they all right, So what so you guys are in
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: the restaurant.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: We're in the restaurant, and Margaret says, ah, yes, the
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: split pede, and who's this quizit? Head a Hopper.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Some people thought I was head of Hopper because I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: wore the funny hats in those days. Oh what are
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: you talking about.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Robert, No, I don't think we're following too good.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm barely following it myself. To make a long
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: story short, Frank.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: All right, make a long story short. I go we
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: go in, and and he starts waving his arms around
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: and saying, hey, yeah, split pea soup. And then when
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: nobody was looking, when hey, what is that bill? Why
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: it's not chocolate. No, that's not hot chocolate that came
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: out of someone's ass. Got So he'd be waving his
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: arms around, and then when no one was looking, I'd
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: get up and leave, or Margaret would get up and leave,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: and then I would get up and leave. And then
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: then the two of you have left, Oh yeah, yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: it's two of us, and go to the car and
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: get in it and drive.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: So you guys left without paying the bill.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: No, No, once again, once again, I've got to say it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: How many times do you guys have to explain this
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: to people.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Well, this is the first time on your show.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I've never mentioned this to anyone, and I had to
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: open Frank, I did. I opened my big bazoo.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's always opening his big bazoo. Hey, here's another
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: thing we did. And here's another thing we did. And
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: we beat the sea on Anderson's split bean. I'm sorry,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: we beat the sea and bean split. We beat the.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Seat, You beat the seat, b the s and split
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: piece suit.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, all right, yeah and so h.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: All right, well I don't know how many times did
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: you rob these people.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: We didn't rob them, Phil, Still, we didn't.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Rob We never touched the soup. But why didn't you
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: tell him we're leaving? Because it would look disingect to
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: come in and go, oh by god, Anderson split.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Bean, split pean?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: What's a pean?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm split. I'm sorry, split b b pe Okay,
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: that's I have to get up and leave.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Margaret, Come on now, I said pee because you guys
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: are driving me nuts.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm back, I am too.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Now you guys beat it? All right, Thanks very much
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: for that story, Frank.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: But there's more to it. Because we'd get in the car, okay,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: and we'd pull over to a Von's or to a
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: j Safeway, and we buy a couple of cans. Let'split
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: bean soup. Okay, I split pea soup. Why because we
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: didn't you know, would want it. We didn't want to
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: buy it at the restaurant. It's too much money.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: But I thought you didn't like it.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: We didn't, No, we didn't.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: We'd always the cans. We've probably got about three years
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: with the split pea soup in the pantry in the kitchen.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I've never touched it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't eat it
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: with your mouth.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I wouldn't eat it with his mouth.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Who's that, Margaret? All right, Well that's a great story. Yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: that's a wild story. Doesn't make any sense.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Well, you know some in general. You know, it doesn't
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: make sense? Is your whole? Oh what I don't know,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: just the way it's the way you are?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What about me? Yeah? What about him?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Oh look at you guy, I'll tell you why? Okay,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: what about you here? You are a representative of the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: United States military trying to pretend like you're all mister
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: comedy and everything like that.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: What does that gut to do with anything? Hold on, Frank.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Now wait, wait just a minute.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Well, you voted for Trump, and look at the mess
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: we're in.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: You're not going to take me voting for Trump as
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: some way of getting out of your culpability and stealing.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Two bulls are soup.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: We didn't steal. Now you take that back.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I will not.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's it, Frank.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Now wait a minute. You guys are friends, not anymore.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: This guy a member of Trump's military industrial complex. Boy,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I would love to just just one time a month.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Uh hello, okay, great, So there there is gone. What
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: the hell is going on around here? Man? Don't we
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: have Ted Bell someplace? Hey? Ted, I don't know what
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: happened to you, man, but you know I'm glad that
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: you're back.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Uh well, I don't know what happened to me either.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: One minute I'm talking, the next minute I got to.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm awfully sorry for preempting you like that, Ted,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: But I wanted to talk to Frank, and I wanted.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: To put me on a hold.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting here talking and here's there's another thing. And
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: here's another thing, this living and you guys have already
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: got Frank Gray on the line.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry, buddy. You're right, Bud, should not have
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: put you on holding. I could have been like a freeway, well,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a freeway, excuse you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I could have been a part of the conversation,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: but as it turned out, no, I was not, and
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: it hurt. It hurt bad.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: All right, Look at Pal, I'm sorry. I didn't me
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to do that to you. We needed to get the
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: ball game going. Here. I don't even know where this.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know where our pre show was. Oh yeah,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: we had a pre show, So thank you for him. Well,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Frank's gone, Yes, Frank has gone.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Now, okay, great, So what do you want?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Well, all right, so the marathon is coming up.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: The marathon's coming up, and it's gonna be How did
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: you guys get on split pea Soup asked me.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I remember I remember either. You know.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: That's the whole thing about you. Andy. You gotta better
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: get your brain checked. Okay, your memory is for shit?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Why is it just my memory? Well? Three guesses? Yeah,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: you're right, all right, Ted, So you're going to be here.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: You won't be here, but your marathon will be on
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: starting on the twenty sixth am. I right about that.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Twenty six twenty Yeah, the twenty sixth, Friday the twenty sixth,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: and goes all the way till midnight Sunday the twenty eighth.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So it will go from midnight Friday the twenty sixth,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: the twenty seventh, and end up at midnight going into
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the twenty eighth.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, if that's the way it is, that's you know,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: But I just I don't want it to appear as
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: if there ain't no ain't nobody listening and everything. Look
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: at that Joe Fleco's playing for the Broncos.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Was that Flecco?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Who is Joe Fleco?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty big move.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, enough of that, all right, So yes,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: we'll see you on the twenty sixth. Ted, thank you
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: very very much, and God bless you and all that
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: you are. And we're gonna hopefully catch up with you
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: before we split.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm hoping that we see before we leave
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to go to Atlanta, which is you know, well, what
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: are you leaving for Atlanta the twenty eighth, and I'll
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: be there the twenty thirty. Yeah, twenty eight what oh hey, yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Come on down to the day. But the hunder Room
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: is don't worry about it, Henry. I'll pay you. I'll
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: pay it a bill for the advertisement.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a hell of a way to put it, ted,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: But didn't you do a little bit.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Better timing with that exact though, the timing with.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: What the donut and the commercial?
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: You mean the donut hole. Yeah, I'll tell you why,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: because most of the people in.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: It Ted Bell there, from Ted to Beverly Hills. That
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: was the most balled up. So I can't wait to
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: hear how you guys put this thing together in the
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: editing bay. No, I mean we got sidetracked. Yeah, you
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: got sidetracked, Fred. But here's one thing that I will
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: not be sidetracked from because people have asked for it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Oh here we go. Yeah, what is that supposed to mean? Nothing? Nothing,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Margaret, because people have asked for it, and
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: people have quite have been extremely I would say they
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: have been extremely vociferous. And so I'd like to do
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: for you and you and you and you, Bud and everyone,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: all of you people out there. This is a little
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: thing that, as I said, the BSPs were asking for this,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: and we're going to do it for them. Right now.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: A little thing called torn between two lovers and hold
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: on bud, And I asked, Stacy kill Gallen.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Is that her name is?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: She's not related Is she to Dorothy kill Gallen? No,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: because there's been a couple of people who have been
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: on our show name kill Gallen. Good for you, Oh boy,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: god on? All right? How about Smith? Phil? All right?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Never mind, all right? This is yes, So Stacy will
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: be in the background singing.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: And this is.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Pre recorded because she's not in here. Yes, it was
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: pre recorded. She's not in here. This will be done
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: by way of improvisational lyrics. Is what I'm trying to
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: say to you. And here it is ladies and gentlemen
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: torn between two lovers. That's requested by the PSPs.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: I've got something to say to you.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I hope you'll understand. It's been a while since we've talked.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Frankly Frank, but I know you'll be in hand. There's you,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and then there's another guy. He works just down the street, Margaret.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: Wait, he's a grease monkey, but he is pretty sweet.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: He works the loup brack down there and says, hello,
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: missus Gray, don't you look nice in that tight fitting session.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I'll say your.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Crude, rude, creep. I'm a married woman.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: You'll say, you put sweat right here in both her
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: time between two level, feeling like a fool.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: One of us is breaking.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: All the ru ru ru ru rules to us?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Is that door open? That is because everybody outside can
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: hear this stuf? Phil's got the door it can it
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: for a minute, but will get just can it?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Door between two?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Can the music? But oh that door is wide open,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and every chump walking by, well, Margaret, it's it's a
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: it's a commercial district, right hold on all right?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Close it down too?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it closed? That's what I just said, Margot. Okay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: because I want to make sure that you know we
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: don't start it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: But I got start saying, Plasco.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Don't you tell me when to go? All right, Margaret,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: we're ready.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Go And all the clowns are out about tonight bugging me.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: You are one a happy family.
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: Just don't bug me, Frank or that guy is just
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: down the street to between two lovel feeling like a joke.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: It's so groovy knowing you are breaking all the rules
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: by letting me guess.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Up down at Bill Chevron, one of us, I don't know,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: it's what did you do the lyrics. I'm not doing
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the lyrics. I'm doing improvisational lyrics. And you and you
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Of you creeps.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Judge me by the things you wouldn't do.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: But time between two oh.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I thought, yes, Stacy.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Breaking all the room, tarming, what are you doing?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: We're just drinking? Is this today's paper? Margaret? I'm bored anyway?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: There you are BSPs. That sucked, Yeah, Margaret, that was
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: not your usual Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: What sucked? Well? That you know, General, I mean General,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: you tell her, you tell her by you tell her.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Robert, you teller.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it was good. You tell her. You see,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the picture. You guys thought it was substandard.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I thought that maybe you could. I was self conscious
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: by the fact that the door, well it's closed now
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: you mean the door was wide open? Yes, well let's close.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Now it is closed. Yeah, we closed it like five
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: minutes ago. How about tell it? How about tell it
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: a bitch? Oh listen to you, aren't you just all urban? General,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it, said Okay, me and the sisters,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you know, we're doing it for ourselves. That was a
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: nice song. That you did once upon a time. Oh,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and it replayed on one of the encore shows. So
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Phil remembers it. And now he's gonna stick that one
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: in real deep. He'll twist it, then twist it back
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the other way, break it off, or at least pretend to,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and then go ah, I haven't broken enough to get
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the idea, Margaret. Margaret Gray was torn between two. Well,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: that was a request by the BSPs. All right, Phil,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: nobody do it again. I'll do it again. I'll do
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: it again tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen with in much better voice.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I think, Well, I thought you sound early. Why don't
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you do it? According to the lyrics? Well, you guys
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: really don't get it, do you. Why don't you do it?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: According to the lyrics?
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Why don't you do it?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: A good Phil, I don't do nothing. I mean I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: don't do anything. You don't do anything that is by
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: the book. Margaret, you're a real bul bremble. Yes, I'm
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a bow brembl. Where you been in general? Where have
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I been? I was taking a leak?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ask your dumb question.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Ye ask a stupid question, You got a dumb answer.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: What if I asked a dumb question, you'd get a
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: stupid answer or stupid er.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready? Here, I'll give you guys a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: couple of cheap kicks. You're ready here, here's a couple
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: of cheap kicks. Jesus mark enough to do it? No? No, no, no,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: who was that? I'd turn it off?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: But sorry, sorry, that's not the song.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Started again before I kicked before I'm gonna go around
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: your prohibition film. No you're not, No, you're not started again, Bud.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh hey, here you go, Margaret Gray and torn
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: between a lover, not.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Torn between a lover you asked and a half.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Jesus, this is something I want to tell you, and.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I purpose you better get it together. Bud down You
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: turned that down, Bud before I start bleeding from the eyes?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Started again? Hey what you know now? I'm taking Margaret
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: seven this.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't know how.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry you didn't know how what I didn't know
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: which which? I didn't know which faders I was working on.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: That is machine one, I know, doubt, and that's machine two.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: If I hear that curse of an aching heart cursive
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: aching heart, Yes.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Go.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Susie, got I know, Susie.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It down, Run it down, man. You know, Bud Phil
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: told me not to put my hands on you, so
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I can only hope and pray, hope and pray that
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: an airplane crashes on your house. Tell you what we'll do.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think we need to hear it. No, we
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: don't need to hear it, all right, Margaret. I mean
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I was looking forward to it. You were looking for it.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: We'll do it tomorrow night, will be right back. World
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Famous Phil Hendry Show. The World Famous Phil Henry Show,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: brought to you by Beatleson's Downtown. Beatleson's. Is it a
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: hat store, a clothing store, a druggist? No, it's none
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: of those things, but we won't tell you what it
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: is until you come to our store, Beatleson's Downtown. You
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: have no idea what it's about Beatleson's Downtown. Why not
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: just go ahead and take a chance. Go down there
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: and see what they're selling? If anything, Beatleson's Downtown. What
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the fuck is going on here? Man? Welcome back the
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: world Famous Phil Henry Show. Jasus question all right, all right, man?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: So anyway you know tomorrow or tonight, I should say tonight.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: There will be no BSP chat unless I just happen
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: to pop up on Facebook live somewhere, but I doubt it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Where I'm going tonight, they probably won't allow me to
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: do it. It's you know, it's one of those where
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: are you going?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You peel? I'm not gonna say, but I doubt seriously.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: It's just it's a function. Okay, it's an industry function.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you where. Oh an industry function? Well, Deverison,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: But all you like a big shot? No, I don't
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: think I'm a big shot. But people always want to
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: know about these things. So I tell them, you know, well,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: then tell us all the way, don't worry. I'll I'll
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: get the scoop. I am the entertainment reporter.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Funk.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: If you do, you do, if you don't, you know, no,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I'll get the scoop. You know who I'm gonna get
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: it from? Who? You? All? Right? So? And then, of course,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: in a week from tomorrow it will be the Teds
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills Teds of Beverly Hills Marathon that will
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: start on Friday the twenty sixth. I think the Friday
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: is the twenty sixth, Is it not the twenty sixth? Yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: twenty sixth is the Friday, and that will be h
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: that will be a wonderful, wonderful thing. I promise, because
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling kind of it. I do promise that I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: will do Turn Between Two Lovers in a way that Margaret.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch of requests that people have had.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Da Did you see the the chat?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't see the chat. People were on their
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: request of all kinds of songs. So Phil, go over
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to the Facebook. It's the BSPs and more. Yes, all right,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: and go over there and look at it. And I
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, No, there's a lot of songs that
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: people mentioned. Tour between two Lovers was the Biggie and
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: everybody was getting kind of a laugh out of it
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: because it was so old school. Well, the song is
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: from the seventies. And I believe the version you were
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: watching was on Midnight Special take the Midnight's Best. You
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: remember that show? Philed? Yeah, Well, and you know I
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: shouldn't say this, don't do it? Phil? Phil was talking
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: about how lame it was. You were talking about what
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I was how dip Phil the Midnight's Oh I know
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: you're one of those in concert people. Yeah, this is
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: a bunch of seventies stuff, guys. But if you were young,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: and if you were in your twenties and the seventies,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you watched either you watched you know, there was a
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: show called in Concert on ABC. That was the show.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it had really good bands. Everything.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Well I can tell you, well a minute, let me
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, they had on Elo, they had on
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: what makes them so good? I'm saying that I worked
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: in album rock radio in those days, and so the
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: bands that I played on the air, whether it was Elo,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: whether it was goddamned you know, the who wasn't on there,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: but uh, just you know, credence bands like that, they
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: were always on. In Concert Midnight Special had some of
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: those bands. But they also had the Mary McGregor's and
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the Anne Murray's.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: And what is wrong with Anne Murray?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Well, Ann Murray market even I know is shit?
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, oh, because she's a lesbian? Who said that? Man?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: It was because her listen the film? Who said that? Well?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Then why was it? Because her music was pop? And
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I would say Midnight Spent Midnight Specially had the Starlind
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Vocal Band on. For God's sake, with that whole afternoon delight. Yeah,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: but you posted on your web page on my web page, well,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I know, the facebook page. Yeah you did, mis Henry
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I as a gag, I did. Yeah, but what little
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Osmond by the way. Yeah, see here's the thing, Phil,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff's gonna go viral, man, Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: there's a good point. A lot of that's gonna go
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: viral and people to mark you as some kind of
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: a freak. And when things go viral, God Almighty, General
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Shaw doesn't like the word viral. No, I do not
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: like the word viral.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Why well, three guesses, man, General, show is free? You
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: got turned in a fly?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: No?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I did I say that. I did not say that
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: what you say. I was telling these jack balls. I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: don't like the word viral because it reminds me. It
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: makes me think of what. It makes me think that
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start to yeah viral, you know, and all
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, like foaming drool will come out of
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: my mouth. What are you talking about?
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It's talk about the fly?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I mean the fly? You mean the movie the Jeff
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Goldblan Fly Who Jeff Goldblum? Sorry, yes, did you see it? Yeah?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I saw it? God Almighty that that film will stay
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: with me forever.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: General SAT thinks that when things go viral, you're gonna
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: get all Yeah, you're gonna be a fly. You know what,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: dickmand This is the only time in life when I
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: look like a more of a jack ball than you.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: So you're afraid of turning to the fly. No, I'm not.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, don't use the word viral. It
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: makes me think of that. So when I say viral, Ah,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: if I say born between two lovers, born, I mean
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: torn between two levers goes viral, you really do have
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: a reaction, don't you. Well, you know, I guess there's
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: certain words. Yes, So when you say it's going ah god, yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: in general, I mean.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Stuff about Yeah, come out with a different word.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: How about if stuff just gets popular? Yeah, why don't
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: they say that because it's more than popular. When something
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I will say the word, uh, when something goes viral,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: it knock it off. He obviously doesn't like it. You
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: could just say it's popular. You could say it's hyper popular.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: That's not bad. Yeah it's that bad, but it's that
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: doesn't quite hyper popular. The word I won't say it,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: but it bespeaks it be speaks an epidemic of some kind,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm thinking of that every time someone says it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: gonna go viral, I'm thinking of Jeff Goldblob going remember
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: when he spit up that foam? Oh god, yeah, hen
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: now live me, Welcome to my world. What is it
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: with you? Man? Why are you all of a sudden
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: freaked out about that?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Because it flipped me out?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, because I had a brother who had oh general,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: how he had a brother that had a bad case
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: of bronchitis one winter and howked up all that green flam? Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: well that's it? Yeah?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Is that it?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's what do you mean? Is that it? General?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: That is not that unusual? My brother all winter was
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: like a rog and green, big gobs of green fam. Man,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: you haven't unless you've lived it. Hey, I did live it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I was your brother. I mean you were my brother.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I mean I had the same thing brother I had
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: every year I had bronchitis as a kid, as a
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: young adult, will and to my adult years. I mean
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: there are people that probably still remember me when I
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: was on the air everyday live and I had the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: horse throat. Oh you were yeah, it was wretched.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to do half the voices you was doing.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Somehow I managed though, and so you had you hawk
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: ah man, Yeah, man, what's with you? I didn't get
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: any colds. I was very fit. I lifted weights. I
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: doubled as a lumberjack. Some guy would He gave me
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: his pants and his shirt to wear because he was
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: not supposed to be off the job. So you were
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: doubling as a lumber jet. Yes, I was, but it
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: wasn't like I was in a movie or anything. What
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: do you mean you doubled as a lumberjack? Did I
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: just get done? Time? There was a guy I knew
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: up here at the lumber camp in the Sierra Nevadas.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: He needed to take off two days a week because
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: he had this, you know, he had a grow up him.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: He had a girl in the village. So I would
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: put on his hat in his pants and from behind.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: They thought it was They thought he would he me.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: They thought me was he. They thought I was him. Okay,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: So anyway, yeah, so I was. I was fit, is
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. What are you shaking your
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: head at? I'm learning about you being fit because you
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: doubled as a lumberjack filling in for a guy. He
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: had a girl down in the village. What do you
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: mean village? Don't you mean town?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I mean village. This is a very small lumbering camp
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: in this year with Nevada's way back in the sixties.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: And I would go into town, or he would go
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: into town. He'd come back with, you know, some gift.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: He'd bring me back a pizza or a can of
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: sardines or something like that. Did you get paid? I
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: got paid by him, yes, but he had to get
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: paid first, and they didn't paid until, you know, the
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: summer was over. Did you eventually get paid. I understand
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: that he wanted to pay me, but I left the
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: camp to go back. I had to go back to school,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: so you never get paid. My understanding is he wanted
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: to pay me, but no I did. I wasn't there
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: to get paid. Well why didn't you stick around and
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: get paid for the second time? Oh you had to go? Wow?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Uh look at Phil. Not everybody is all about money
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: like you. Okay, good god man? What say you?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: General?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Who isn't about money? I'm not about money. I'm about loyalty, decency.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: That was you, Yes, it was I'm sorry. Well thanks
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: a lot, General, I'm sorry I had some of your
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: smart dogs. That's you're the second person ripping me off
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: with those smart dogs. I didn't rip you up, but
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: one time I had five fully loaded smart dogs. You
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: guys must like them.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Oh man, Dad, jump, turn a fan on now, going?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, turn a fan on? Yeah, turn a
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: fan on on you bud? Right? Hell? Is that that's
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: your fan hub?
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Uh, I'm sorry, that's the Can you do it again?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Why doesn't that thing last longer?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Well, it's because we don't need a fan. We're down
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: at the beach. You really do you?
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I know all about living at the beach, all right, okay,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: so yeah, I'll do it. So uh yeah, I mean
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: it's all right. You had a couple of smart dogs
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: fully loaded. Yes, I'm watching my diet. Phil, Do you
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: understand that it was great? Wait a minute, Phil's looking
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: at me like I'm some kind of a like a hog.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: You think, Oh, I get it. So I'm some kind
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: of a rooting hog. Is that it?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: No?
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I had five delicately loaded. See this is what they
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: don't get. Yeah, I had five very What are you
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: looking at?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: What do you mean delicately?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I am a woman all right, I don't overeat. I diet.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I had five of fills. Actually I had seven. Yeah, no,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: you had eight. The whole pack was gone. Okay, big wow.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I had eight fifty calorie smart dogs delicately loaded but yes, fully,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: but delicately or what does it mean? It means that
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: when I put the ketchup in the mustard, Yeah, pinky up.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Your pinky finger was up in the air. You know
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: something you guys don't understand. Well, that's what you did. Yes,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I delicately held the spoon with the pinky in the
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: air and loaded up six dogs. Oh I want to hurt,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: so Margaret, you're gonna go to jail. I'm not going
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: to jail for shit.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, God is great.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: That's right. That's it for us, man, Yeah, that's it
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: for us. H listen, no chat tonight. We will see you.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: We will have a Saturday cinema on Saturday. I'll see
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you back on the Saturday cinem We'll see you back
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Sunday for our live streaming show here, the world famous
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Phil Henry Show. And until then, I wish I had
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: a really cool sign off. You know, that's what you need.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I don't have the real cool sign off. But until then,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: let the you know, let the birds, Let the birds
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: do what they're gonna do. Let the bees do what
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: they're gonna do, and you you just take it all in. Man,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: that sucked world famous friend up again the world. I
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: don't want to do it the world. I'll do it,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: the world famous Phil in No, I'll do it now.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it. Is there any the world famous I
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: swear to guy, do it. Then, World Famous Phil Henry Show.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: He's he said, eh, oh, man.
• 43:36
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• 43:39
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• 43:45
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• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Oh? I like this?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: This is isn't mysterious? General anyone where did everyone go? Phil?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Everyone's gone, Oh, I'm frightened. It sounds too spooky. It
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: sounds too.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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