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Set 2: Come for Caliendo, Stay for the Pretzels (w/ Stugotz and Hochman) · Stugotz and Company

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gatz and Hawkman.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Taylor smiles every single time.
• 0:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, just some guys chopping it up about Frank Caliendo,
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: who was here in South Florida the past weekend in
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: a mall in Wellington. Yes.
• 0:22
  Speaker 4: First thing I thought of when I couldn't find the
• 0:25
  Speaker 4: comedy club because I had no idea it was inside
• 0:27
  Speaker 4: a mall. But once I realized it was inside a mall,
• 0:30
  Speaker 4: strange place for a comedy club. But it was a
• 0:32
  Speaker 4: nice place, nice venue. The first thing I thought of was, wow,
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: dream night for the Hawkmans. I mean, a little Caliendo
• 0:39
  Speaker 4: and walk.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Through the mall.
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  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, literally, I couldn't script a better night.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: So it was funny.
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: We, you know, he, he, he played this past weekend.
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: Stugatz went to see him on Saturday. We went to
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  Speaker 3: see him, my wife and I, and, uh, the owner
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: of funky Buddha and his wife, we went on Friday
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  Speaker 3: night and I knew it was at the mall at
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  Speaker 3: Wellington green. I didn't realize it was in the mall
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: at Wellington green.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: So I expected to see some sort of, you know,
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: typical improv, you know, um, like.
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  Speaker 2: A standalone building. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Like a little Peter facing thing or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And, and then it was in the mall. It happened
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: to be a beautiful room. Like if you ever go
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: to comedy clubs, like this was, this is brand new.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And, uh, it's the same guy who owns, uh, the
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: improv in Dania beach, which is called the Fort Lauderdale improv.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But, um, it's literally inside the mall.
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  Speaker 3: You walk in the mall doors and then you walk past,
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: you know, a couple of kiosks for, you know, rings
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: and phones.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: I had sent, yeah, I had sent Kelly and no
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: Kelly endo. I'm looking at my, my text with him. So,
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  Speaker 3: cause the show started at seven. I was leaving Boca,
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: you know, around six, like after my radio show.
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: So at 649, he texted me, let me know when
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: you're here and then I'll definitely see you after the show.
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  Speaker 3: So then I text to him just walking into the mall.
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  Speaker 3: which is, I mean, I didn't know what else to say. Sure.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: And he responded, grab me a pretzel and an iPhone case.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: And you could have. I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I was wondering, like, he's a big time comedian. We'll
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  Speaker 3: play a couple Frank Caliendo clips on the pod today.
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: He's a big time comedian.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: He's done network TV. Not only did he have mad TV,
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: he had his own show. Remember on TBS called Frank TV?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he's obviously at a Fox NFL Sunday and ESPN,
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: all that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And I wonder if he gets bothered that he's playing
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: inside a mall.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great question. I don't know the answer, but
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: it is a great question. I was thinking the same thing. First,
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: I started to think, hey, am I bothered that I
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: had to walk into a mall to go see Frank
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: Caliendo perform? It's the first time I've ever seen him perform. Really? Yeah,
• 3:07
  Speaker 4: that's the first time I've seen him live, Hawk.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. He's so good live. It was
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: And I told him it was so great to watch
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: him be so great at his craft because I've known
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: him for so long. And I've never seen him do
• 3:21
  Speaker 4: it unless he's sitting in the studio with us and
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: doing things that we're asking him to do. But it
• 3:27
  Speaker 4: was it was a great show. I saw him before
• 3:28
  Speaker 4: the show. I brought him Monterano meatballs.
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: He was thrilled. My dad, his life. Oh, God.
• 3:34
  Speaker 4: My dad came. My wife came. We had a blast
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: to drink minimum. I blew through that in about 20 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, like, you know, I imagine that, you know, hey,
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  Speaker 3: he's playing a comedy room. He's not walking inside the
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  Speaker 3: mall because there was a back door because they walked
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: us out because we had hung out with him a
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  Speaker 3: lot after the show because there was only one show.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: On Friday.
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  Speaker 3: So he had time and we hung out and then
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  Speaker 3: they walked us through a door. So I'm guessing he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't walk into the mall. The money is still the same,
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: so it probably doesn't bother him. He gets out on
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  Speaker 3: the stage. It looks like a comedy. It's really one
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  Speaker 3: of the nicer improv comedy clubs because it was just built.
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  Speaker 3: So it was built specifically as a comedy club. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it's not like a retrofitted room that was there.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: I met someone. I met someone. This is very exciting.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry to cut you off there, but I think this
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  Speaker 4: would be very exciting for you. First off, there's such
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  Speaker 4: a big difference between Caliendo and the first two guys
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  Speaker 4: who come on before Caliendo.
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  Speaker 2: Remarkable.
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  Speaker 4: Not to insult those guys. They're fine. They're trying to
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: find their way.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just such a big difference, the stage presence
• 4:36
  Speaker 4: and the humor, because you're laughing out loud. But I
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: did meet the fake Jason Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: How about that? I've got one for you. So now
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting there. It's after the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And I had mentioned on the radio show a couple
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  Speaker 3: of times, you know, that I was going to be there.
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  Speaker 3: So some people are coming up to me and take
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  Speaker 3: a picture.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, I listened.
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  Speaker 3: I heard Caliendo on your show. Getting ready to go
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: backstage to meet with Frank. Someone taps me on the
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  Speaker 3: shoulder and he says, I'm here because I heard him
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  Speaker 3: on your show. Had no idea he was going to
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: be here.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And I turn around. And it's Jason Salatkin.
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: Wow. Former PD of 790 The Ticket.
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  Speaker 3: I mean. He was the inaugural program director of 790
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  Speaker 3: The Ticket. Yes, he was.
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  Speaker 2: Did some heat pregame and postgame.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: He had a nice broadcasting career.
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  Speaker 4: I think he stopped broadcasting and went into a family business, perhaps.
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's in the financial business.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: Good move. For a while, I think he was the
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: president of my temple for a while.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: Of course, Slotty. That counts as a nickname right there, Slotty.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: It does.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking to myself, I'm like, Jason Slotkin, Slotty.
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  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, there's one person who would know
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  Speaker 3: him as that.
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  Speaker 2: But he, for those who listen to... Didn't he.
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: Do a show on 790?
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't it Slotkin in the middays?
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  Speaker 4: Slotkin did a midday show for a little bit, a
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  Speaker 4: couple of years. I'm not certain who he did the show.
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: Was it with Minervini?
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  Speaker 2: Minnie in the midday? Was that with Slotkin? Maybe.
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was, yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not certain. He didn't host his own show.
• 6:19
  Speaker 4: He was definitely co-hosting with somebody who needed someone like
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: Jason Slotkin to be doing the show with him because
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  Speaker 4: he was very polished.
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  Speaker 2: He was broadcast polished, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the he was the first program director.
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  Speaker 3: I have a memory of he wanted to have, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like a program meeting or whatever. And this was like,
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe four or five months into the
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: Levitard show. And Jason Slotkin says, hey, let's meet at
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  Speaker 3: noon in the conference room, something like that. I'll go
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: over my thoughts on the show with you.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sitting in there. I'm waiting.
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  Speaker 3: And then he saunters in like five minutes later, and
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  Speaker 3: he's carrying like a Lean Cuisine bag. And he proceeds
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  Speaker 3: to have this meeting with me while he eats his
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: lean cuisine.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought it was like the douchiest move.
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  Speaker 3: I remember sitting there thinking, this guy's going to fucking
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  Speaker 3: eat his lunch after calling me in for a meal.
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  Speaker 2: Like, get over yourself.
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  Speaker 9: So I found an article, Hawk, that says Craig Minervini
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  Speaker 9: and Salatkin hosted 10 to 1 on 790. And then
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  Speaker 9: they were eventually replaced by Boog Shambi.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Right. That's exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened. That
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  Speaker 3: was the inaugural 790 lineup. was Minnie and the Middays,
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  Speaker 3: and it was Craig Minervini and Jason Salatka.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I was supposed to take the Midday slot, but
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  Speaker 4: Dan had called me, and I've told this story before,
• 7:46
  Speaker 4: a week before the station started, and said, hey, I'm
• 7:48
  Speaker 4: not doing this thing alone. And I said, well, okay,
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  Speaker 4: who do you want me to get? And he told
• 7:52
  Speaker 4: me Boog, and Boog was unavailable. So then he said, well,
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  Speaker 4: Boog told me he couldn't do it, but you would
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  Speaker 4: be a perfect co-host for me. And so that's how
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  Speaker 4: Dan and I got connected, and then we had to
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: fill that Midday slot. So I filled it with Slotty
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  Speaker 4: and Minnie.
• 8:04
  Speaker 9: Hawk, I also see here that Saladkin and Rob Conrad
• 8:07
  Speaker 9: did Dolphins game day, which began at 9 a.m. at
• 8:09
  Speaker 9: Sports Town outside Gate G at Dolphin Stadium.
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  Speaker 3: I have zero recollection of that.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: It was the Dolphin pregame show.
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  Speaker 4: 9 a.m., armed with hindsight, was way too early for
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  Speaker 4: a game that kicked off at 1 o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: I mean... Do you remember that? Slotkin and Rob Conrad? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: of course. Listen, for Slotkin, he filled a lot of roles.
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  Speaker 4: And so for a radio station, a startup radio station,
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  Speaker 4: to be able to have someone who could be the PD,
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  Speaker 4: who can come in and eat a lean cuisine and
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  Speaker 4: meet with his staff, and who could do a pregame
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  Speaker 4: show and host a show and be a professional, Slotkin
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  Speaker 4: was a guy who could fill a lot of roles.
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  Speaker 4: And as you know, Hawk and Radio, that's a strength.
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  Speaker 4: If you could fill a lot of roles... You have a.
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  Speaker 2: Career in radio. I mean, that is the saddest lunch
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  Speaker 2: I've ever heard of in my entire life. Crazy.
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: In the seven conference room, a lean cuisine.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: In fairness, I wasn't paying him that much.
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you, though. Well, it's funny. He mentioned
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: that to me. So as we were talking at the improv,
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: he said, yeah, I think I lasted like two years
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: as the program director. And he said, and then I
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: remember going in and meeting with Joel. My contract was up.
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: And he said, I said to Joel, OK, like, you know,
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: we did this heavy lifting at a discount. And now,
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: you know, and time to get paid.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: And he said, Joel kind of sat back in his
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: chair and and and said, well, we're going to give
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: you we would offer you this. And so I can
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: said he said to himself. yeah, I think this is
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: my time to exit.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: He offered him less. So who took over as program
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  Speaker 2: director then?
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: After, uh, Alison, maybe it was Alison for a little bit.
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: And then eventually you obviously took over, right?
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: At some point well i took over but but lincoln
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: financial already owned it yes during the joel era the
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: primetime media era it was steve white It went Slotkin.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 10:11
  Speaker 4: Slotkin, Steve White, Allison, a cup of coffee as the PD,
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: and then Lincoln took over.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: Dennis Collins made you the PD. I took over for
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: Steve White. I'm getting my timeline wrong.
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: I was the guy.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it may have been Allison. After Jason,
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: you're saying.
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Allison was fantastic. She was, and
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: Jason was good too. He was terrific.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: And I got to tell you, Jason Salatkin, I hadn't
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: seen him since 2006.
• 10:37
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Looks terrific.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: He has aged well. Well, that's what happens when you
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: get out of radio. I mean, and get into finance.
• 10:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: Hawk, I meant to tell you this, and I'm not
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: certain if you're aware or not, but I did tell
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  Speaker 4: the fake Jason Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: We exchanged numbers.
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: I told him I was more excited to meet him
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: than he was meeting me because he was, you know,
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  Speaker 4: he was a great little ancillary character on the show.
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: And then he asked me about you. I said, we're
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: doing a show together, a pod together with Stugatz and Hawk.
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: Go check it out.
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  Speaker 2: And he did. And he sends me a text the
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  Speaker 2: next day. Holy bleep.
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: You guys dedicated an entire episode to the fake Jim Mandich.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: I'm flattered.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: He was also the fake Jim Mandich. Wow. I know.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: Talk about playing multiple roles at a radio station.
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  Speaker 2: You got Slotkin.
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  Speaker 3: You got the fake Jason Jackson, who's also the fake
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: Jim Mandis.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I told him, listen, perhaps I shouldn't have
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: done this, but I said, I think Hawk would be thrilled.
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: I know I would if you came on the show
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: with us one time.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, thrilled is not even the word.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Time of your life, right?
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: Sexually aroused might be more appropriate. As long as you
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: talked with him, I'll read you a couple of DMS
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: that we've gotten from listeners of the program. You can
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: DM me on Instagram. It's radio Mark Hockman on Instagram.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Somebody says, can we please get a shirt with a
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Sharpie in your mouth?
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  Speaker 11: Oh yeah.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: Taylor looking board.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: I just ordered my sports comic hoodie.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for all the laughs, you guys.
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  Speaker 3: I am sitting here stuck in traffic right now laughing
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: my ass off.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: Taylor has not looked bored today. I will tell you that.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know why, but he has not looked bored.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: He's all perked up. He's smiling a little bit. I
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: don't know what, why. Are you not bored with us anymore?
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  Speaker 11: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good topic today. Really?
• 12:34
  Speaker 12: Jason Sulovkin and Jason Jackson.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Galeando at a mall.
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  Speaker 4: Did you go to the show, Taylor?
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  Speaker 9: No, I told Stu Gatz I have anything else to do.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Insulting.
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  Speaker 3: He's so good.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: You talked about stage presence.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: So one of my hot buttons that I love, it's
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: one of the reasons that I love working with Crowder.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: I like people who can tell a story and control
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: a room from the moment they're there.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: From the jump.
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  Speaker 3: And you mentioned the two comedians who performed before Caliendo.
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  Speaker 3: And you can see the difference. Caliendo walks on stage.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: He owns the room from the jump. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You are enraptured in everything he's doing. And it's rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat.
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  Speaker 3: It never slows down.
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  Speaker 9: No.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: And he's got complete control of the room. It's why
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: I say if you've never seen Caliendo live, You have to.
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: It is unlike most comic performances because there's no breather
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  Speaker 3: in there.
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  Speaker 2: No. And then you get to the end of it.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: He does like an hour.
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  Speaker 3: You get to the end of it.
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  Speaker 2: You want more.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: You're not checking your watch.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: So good at it.
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  Speaker 4: So it's funny because the presence you're right there's just
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: a big difference between the main guy and and the
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: guys leading up uh my family loved it abby had
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: never she had listened to him on the radio show
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: she hadn't seen him in person i always tell her
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: you got to check out the faces and so when
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: he's doing de niro and the face looks exactly like
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: she was spooked out Amazing. Yeah, she loved it. And
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: Frank could have gone two hours. He didn't, but he
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: could have. It was just so good, Huck.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I love.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what he did on your show, but
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: I love how he started. Frank is such a great
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: storyteller and has a great... Obviously, a great sense of
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: humor when he's not doing the characters. The way that
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: he weaves his own voice... with the character's voice, with
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: his own storytelling.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: It was marvelous. It was fantastic. I'm not saying I
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: had a low bar going in.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: I just figured it was going to be like another
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: radio segment, and it wasn't, you know?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: It's a remarkable performance. It really is. People have never
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: seen him.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Because I always take someone who hasn't seen him live,
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: and they're always like, I cannot believe he takes on
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: the persona facially of the characters he's do it uh
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: where do you and your wife fall on this because
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: frank was asking me where i wanted to sit and
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: i said listen if you put me in the front
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: row my wife is going to serve me up divorce
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: papers funny so he did say to me he said
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: where do you want to sit now we had gone
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: to see him a few months earlier in naples he
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: performed at a place called off the hook in naples
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: and so it was like a two-hour drive and i
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: met some friends of ours and uh same thing he
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: said where do you want to sit And I said,
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: where do you want me to sit? Do you want
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: to be in eyesight of me or do you want
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: me to kind of to just be somewhere? Yes. And
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: so he said, I'd rather have you in the middle
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: than up front. And so I said, yeah, that's perfect
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: with me. So for the show in Wellington last week,
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: we were against the wall.
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: That lifted it up. I'm guessing you were in the same.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Same area.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: My wife just doesn't want Frank to like lock eyes.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden he's riffing on Abby.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: He's riffing on me. And Frank would do that. He goes,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: should I give you a shout out? I said, don't
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: you dare.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: After the show in the, in the backstage area, he
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: was working on his Hockman impressions for me.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: And it's just me over-pronunciating everything.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: It's just like, and, and he's, and so I was
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: telling him like, cause sometimes I'll go back and listen
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: to this podcast. Yes.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: And I hate the way that I talk.
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I go, how, how the fuck can anyone listen to this?
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm like, just, I say to myself all the time, like,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: just fucking say what you want to say. But I'm like, Oh,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: and he's like, no stick with it. He's like, it's
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: what makes you, you, it's like, he's like, You have
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: something that works.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: It cuts through all the rest.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Because I listen to it and I'm like, Jesus Christ,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: like you don't have to make every word sound like
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: it's a island on its own.
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: Hawk, if Frank could work on a Stu Gatz impression,
• 16:55
  Speaker 9: Frank would probably be hosting the radio show soon.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: We're getting to it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: He was debuting a little Stu Gatz for me. He
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: had a little bit of Stugatz for me. Really? And
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: then the more he did my impersonation, he kept saying,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: it's starting to sound like Dan. He's like, I'm falling
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: into my Dan impersonation because Dan and I do have
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: some same vocal characteristics and tics. Yes.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Why do you care about that stuff so much, man?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, just let it go, Hawk. We're getting older.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck cares, man?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: It's just annoying to listen to me.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I try to listen to the podcast. Well, then don't listen.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know how anyone can sit through it. It's annoying.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think most people like the sound of their
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: own voice.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: They don't like how they look on TV.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: They just don't like it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I love the sound of my voice.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I hate the way that I over-pronunciate every word. Yes,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: not a problem for me. I think it comes from
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: my name being Mark Hockman. And if you say it quickly,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: it's Mark Cockman.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Be Mark Cockman growing up. So I would go, what's
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: your name? Oh, it's Mark Cockman. Yes. You know what
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I mean? Like very old. And I think that's where
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I got it from.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: There's an expectation that comes with Mark Cockman, isn't there?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: And I can't meet that expectation. Well, I certainly didn't
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: with Wiener.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Here's another DM speaking of listening to this podcast. And
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: he says, I mean, tears.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: This is the only podcast I listened to at one
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: time speed. Everything else is three and a half times speed.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Now this guy should actually listen to us at three
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: and a half times speed. Cause then I would sound
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: like I was talking normally. I don't want to, I
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: don't want to miss anything. Thanks for responding. I will
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: be going to horse muffins shortly. Best of luck to
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: your son. Appreciate that and appreciate you listening to the
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: pod at actual speed. Horsemuffins.com is my son's website where
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I sell merch for this show. In fact, I'm wearing
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: a Hockman, Crowder, Solana, and Jimmy hoodie right now. DJ
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: has added to the merch site, I think, maybe the
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: greatest item since the clock that we talked about in
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: a past episode.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: He has added, you can now buy Sam Snead, my God,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: golf balls.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: What? So it's a pack of six golf balls. I
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: don't know how much golf balls cost. He can only
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: do it based on what the shop charges him. And
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: then he adds, like he's making, I think five or
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: $ 6 on every golf ball. So I think it's $ 29.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know if $ 29 is too much for six
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: golf balls, but to be able to play golf, And
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: be look for your be looking for your ball and
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: it's a sam sneed my god and it says alambardo
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: like it's attributed to alambardo yes i think it may
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: be the greatest item that i've ever put on one
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: of these stores.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Did you say two sleeves of golf balls two so
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: six balls total six ball okay so uh and how
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: much $ 29.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I think, is the total. DJ makes $ 6 off that.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: His cost is $ 23.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Right. Okay.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: So, Taylor, what do you think? You're a golfer.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: That feels like a lot for six golf balls, but
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: they are special, limited-edition golf balls. No one in your
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: foursome is going to have Sam Sneed, my God, golf ball.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: It's worth the price, I think.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Rachel is still getting to our merch store. The apple
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: doesn't fall far from the tree. I just told her
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: to make sure when she does it, tell everyone that
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: every single item in the store is limited edition, even
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: though it's not.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: We only got a hundred of these. Great sales tactic.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Well, if you want the golf balls or a Stugatz
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: and Hawk shirt or any of that stuff, my son
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: would genuinely appreciate it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It's horse muffins.com.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Uh, another DM we got, I mean, the whole exposition
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: of the Leroy Jenkins episode with the punchline coming from
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: fake Tim Hardaway, uh, Was a master class of storytelling.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Perfectly played. You guys are great.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Appreciate that. Yes.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Also, I want to get to a couple of Caliendo
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: clips so we don't go too long here. But somebody
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: DM this to me this morning. Again, you can DM
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: me any questions for the pod. Radio Mark Hockman on Instagram.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Guy says, hey, Hock, I think this was after your time.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: But I'd love to hear Stu talk about the lie
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: detector segments with the Miami detective. Yes.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Knowing now how thin-skinned.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Dan is, I want to hear about when they asked
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Stu if he wanted to do his own show on
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: WFAN or with Golic. and he failed the lie detector test,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: that must have driven Dan up a wall.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: That's obviously after my time. So what happened? You had
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: to subject yourself to a lie detector?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we actually had a guy who does this
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: for a living, and he performed a lie detector test
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: on me.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: They asked me, you know, a bunch of questions.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I think we should do this as an episode because
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: we have done an episode before about some things we
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: did after you left the show. And I think me
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: taking you through the lie detector and things I'm thinking
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: and Dan getting angry at stuff that I was saying,
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: answers I was getting. would make for a very good
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: episode for both of us. I think that would be enjoyable.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm interested in that. Like, did you have to
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: get strong-armed into doing that? Did you want to do that?
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Because you knew it was going to be a, like,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: you know going in, that's going to be a bit
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: where everyone jumps on you for being a liar.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they already were. So I didn't care. And
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: it actually came out.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: It looked, you know, a lot of the things I
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: was saying, the guy's like, wow, he's telling the truth.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: He's telling the truth.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: He's telling the truth, which disappointed Dan because he wanted
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: everything to be a lie.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: But Hawk, here's what I knew. And I think you
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: and I kind of share this. Right.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: It was such a good idea. And I knew it
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: would be a great segment for the radio. And I
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: knew on ESPN radio, no one's doing this, right? And
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: this is like the height of our powers. And so
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not thinking about my wife, my family. I probably
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: should have been. I'm just thinking, wow, this is going
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: to be a great segment. This is going to be
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: something that our listeners tuned into. He was there for
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: an hour, and it turned out to be fantastic. So
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: when I was asked, they didn't have to strong arm
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: me into it. I was just thinking, wow, that's a
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: good idea. That's great content.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Content, you know? It's a great radio band.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: That's a great radio band.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yes. All right, let's play a clip here from Caliendo.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Good time seeing him.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I know he was on your radio show. He was
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: on my radio show as well.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I just answered the guy's question. Dan was mad.
• 23:42
  Speaker 11: Was he mad that you were lying about wanting to
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: do a show on FAN?
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, he knew I wanted to do a show
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: on WFAN. He also knew I wanted to do a
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: show with Golik. I mean, I don't know why I lied.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Let's see. Would I like to come in here four
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: hours every day and be punched in the face for
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: four straight hours? Or would I like to laugh and
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: giggle for four hours with a couple guys who treat
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: me as an equal?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Um....
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Or just take calls from Joe in the Bronx on
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: a car phone talking about the Mets pitching change in
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: the fourth inning of game 72.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, heaven. Time of your life.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Here is, we used to do these web shows. So
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: when we would go to commercial break, this is in
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: the first few years of the Levitard show. People who
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: listen to us online would get a treat. You couldn't
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: play the commercials online. And this was before the days
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: where radio companies would insert their own commercials when you listened.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: To a show online. So there was just silence most
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: of the time.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: So instead of the silence, you and I and guys
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: in the studio would sometimes talk to the listeners who
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: were listening online. We would literally just hop on. We
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: would take our microphones off the air so it was
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: only the streamers who were listening.
• 25:02
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I also would produce some web show episodes that were, say,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: a commercial break was five minutes long. I would produce
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: a web show episode that was five minutes. So then
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: we'd go to commercial break, and I would fire it off,
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: and it was just for the web listeners.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: So you'll hear the big voice introduced. This is how
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: the web listeners would hear it. But this is Caliendo and–
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Do you remember us being fascinated.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: With the movie Over the Top with Sylvester Stallone?
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, Lincoln Hawk.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Right, and there was a scene in there. Do you
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: remember the scene?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: He says, damn you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: No.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: The response is, no, damn you. And Dan was enamored
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: with that screenplay. Damn you, no, damn you. And so
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: we asked Caliendo in all different characters to do those lines.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: This is what it sounded like.
• 26:03
  Speaker 13: You're listening to the Dan Levitard Show Online. Sports Talk
• 26:06
  Speaker 13: 790 is in.
• 26:07
  Speaker 11: A commercial break right now, so please enjoy this crappy
• 26:11
  Speaker 11: moment from a past show.
• 26:13
  Speaker 14: Frank Caliendo loves the pop culture. He's also got Frank TV.
• 26:18
  Speaker 14: He's got his own television show coming to TBS. But
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: here's what we got right now, Stugatz. We've got all
• 26:23
  Speaker 14: Frank Caliendo's and all his characters in a waiting room.
• 26:26
  Speaker 14: And they're going to audition, Stugatz, because Over the Top
• 26:29
  Speaker 14: 2 is in production now, an arm wrestling movie. And
• 26:32
  Speaker 14: they're looking for someone who can summon the thespian spirit
• 26:36
  Speaker 14: of Sylvester Stallone in this clip.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Let's listen to this real quick.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Damn you!
• 26:45
  Speaker 14: And it's unbelievable, the characters who are here for this, Stugatz,
• 26:48
  Speaker 14: to audition for the part, the damn you, the seismic
• 26:51
  Speaker 14: damn you part. Big time names, right? Big names are.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: In the waiting room. They're going to audition for us now.
• 26:56
  Speaker 14: Let's give that to Frank one more time so he
• 26:58
  Speaker 14: sees how Sylvester Stallone really goes to a deep thespian
• 27:02
  Speaker 14: place to summon his retort.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: So you see that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 14: And they're intimidated. But these are pros. Stop snorting, Caliendo.
• 27:13
  Speaker 14: Who is over there? Al Pacino's the first in the room, Stugatz.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: This is it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 14: It's a real quick audition. Just come in and come out.
• 27:20
  Speaker 14: You got to summon it, the spirit of it. So
• 27:22
  Speaker 14: let's see what you got, Al Pacino.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Feed me the line, Danny.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Damn you!
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: Damn you.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: That's all right. You're dismissed, Al Pacino.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: I want to try it again.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Hold on a second. Ready?
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: You don't get do-overs, but because you're the legendary Al Pacino,
• 27:38
  Speaker 14: we'll give you a chance.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: You're the one doing over.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: I'm just following up.
• 27:41
  Speaker 13: Damn you.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Damn you! Damn you! I figured it'd be great for
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: you as a screamer.
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Well, got a kid sleeping in the other room.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: I do, I got twins.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Damn you!
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Alright, that's a little better. How about Jim Rome?
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: Damn you!
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Read me the line. I'm sorry I didn't get.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: It the way I wanted to. Damn you.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn you.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Ted Knight.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: Beat it, Danny.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Damn you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: First, how can I do this?
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: I'm dead.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: We know.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: We know. We've established that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: A lot of laughing for a mediocre segment, guys.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Damn you.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Damn you.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: How about Bill Walton?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Damn you.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Damn you, Bill Walton. Unbelievable that you would try damnation
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: on me when it's always coming back to damn you.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Adam Sandler. Damn you, Adam Sandler.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Damn you.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: You jackass.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: How about Marv Albert? Damn you, Marv Albert. Damn you.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: That was terrible.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not officially trained.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: That was really bad, though. Schwarzenegger. Damn you, Schwarzenegger.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: Get down.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Incredibly limited Schwarzenegger.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Damn you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Chris Rock, damn you, Chris Rock.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: Damn you.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Jeff Goldblum, damn you.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, hello, hello, hello, goodbye.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: That's what I'd be thinking. Damn you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Is John Madden there?
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I've been listening to this crap.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Damn you, Madden.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Damn you.
• 29:43
  Speaker 14: Why don't you say it madden saying son of a
• 29:46
  Speaker 14: bitch would be funny.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: Oh that's okay yes son of a bitch.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Madden cursing is funny.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah you should hear some of the things i
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: say when i'm off the phone here.
• 29:55
  Speaker 14: All right uh pacino want another shot at it yeah
• 29:59
  Speaker 14: feed it to me Damn you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Damn you!
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Really wasn't worth it coming back to him.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: Why not?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Because I thought you were going to throw.
• 30:08
  Speaker 13: A hoo-ah in there.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, that's hacky. League of Heroes guy there?
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: Meanwhile, somewhere in another conversation.
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  Speaker 14: Clever as always. Frank Caliendo. Frank TV starts on TBS
• 30:20
  Speaker 14: in November. It's going to be great. Frankie, good talking
• 30:22
  Speaker 14: to you, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: So good, right?
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: I forgot about the fake League of Your Own guy. Oh,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: my God. Yeah, League of Justice guy.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: The League of Justice guy, yes.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: And that was a running joke, the Ted Knight thing.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: It became a running joke on the show where every
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: time Dan would have.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Him do Ted Knight, he would go, I'm dead, Danny.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Dan was like, okay, we got it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Just do the Ted Knight voice.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: For me, the most underrated of all the characters with
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Frank Caliendo was Jeff Goldblum.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's so good. It's so great. So good. Just dead on.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: What I looked for here was stuff that was just
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: out of the ordinary, because I think people have heard
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: a lot of the Caliendo clips that I would consider
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: classics on the show. This one I found. We never
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: played this stuff. The Heat had beaten....
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Who'd they beat in 06 for their first championship?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Was that the Mavericks? It was the Mavericks, yes. So
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: the Heat had won their first championship in 06. So
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I had this idea, let's have Caliendo congratulate the Miami
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Heat as all his different characters, and I'll drop that
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: in throughout the program for the next couple of weeks.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: And I had Andy King call Caliendo to do this.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: So you get to hear Andy King say, So this
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: is before Mike Ryan.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Right. Yes. Yes.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Andy is my associate producer at this point, and he's
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: getting Caliendo to congratulate the Miami Heat as his characters.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: Congratulations. Hey, Miami Heat. It's me, Al Pacino. And congratulations
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: on winning the biggest game of all, the Super Bowl.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: Super Bowl champions. Miami Heat.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: What?
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: NBA Finals champions. NBA. It's fantastic. They still say.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: That?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: That's good. All right.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Now you're going to break off a little 10-night?
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah. All right. Miami Heat, how are you? It's me,
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: Ted Knight from beyond the grave, calling in to say, oh, oh, oh, oh, congratulations, hmm, hmm, hmm.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Would you like a fresco? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: You got anybody else you want to throw into the fire?
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Anything you can think of, whatever you want.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Can I get a little Bobby D?
• 33:01
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: Miami Heat, very nice of you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Very nice of you to send the Mavericks home, huh?
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: I guess they were home.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: They didn't have much to go. They didn't have a
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: long way to go.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: No, they did not.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: You can edit that for me, Andy.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: That will be edited.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: If not, we'll be dead, huh?
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: You hear me?
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: I mixed up a couple words, a little misplacement here, huh?
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: You hear me? Dead.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: All right, let me ask one last one for you, buddy.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Either as, I know Hawk loves your Adam Sandler. If
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: there's a way to make Adam Sandler do this, that'd
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: be great. See my new movie, Click.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: Hey, how are you? How are you doing? This is
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Adam Sandler, and I just wanted to say congratulations to
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: the Miami Heat there for pulling off what some might
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: call an upset, or what I would call.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: A travesty to the game.
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: Miami Heat, you guys destroyed the Dallas Mavericks.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: Mavericks, you're like an old TV show.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: You're not on anymore.
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Frank.
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: All right, my man, we'll talk to you soon.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: That was awesome. I appreciate you helping us out. All right, dude,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Such a testament to Caliendo for doing that, because now...
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I got the audience that he's normally, but douche or
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: no douche, Andy wanting him to do De Niro and saying,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: how about rocking off a little Bobby D?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Total douche. But if you know Andy, par for the course.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Andy, you're obligated to laugh when you're doing that with Frank,
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: even if you don't find it funny.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Yes. Listen, I recognize fake laughter when I hear it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: I also marvel at how quickly Frank can go from
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: a character just back to being Frank.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: All right, see you later.
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I love that. That has to be exhausting for him.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: You want to talk about exhausting?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Well, let me play. I got two more clips, and
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: then we'll wrap up the podcast. This is a quickie,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: and this is one of the legendary clips, I think.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I just happen to love it. It's one of my favorites.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: You know, everybody loves the Donkey Kong one. with Pacino,
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: but how about George Bush and Al Pacino going through
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: the McDonald's drive-thru?
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: Yes, I'd like a.
• 35:28
  Speaker 11: Just get the eggs.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: Get the deluxe breakfast.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: You're tying me up.
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: I want those McMuffin things with the egg. It's an
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: Egg McMuffin, Jackass.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Think about it.
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Egg, what's it called? Egg McMuffin, I said. An Egg
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: McMuffin with sausage.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Good job.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Now on to me.
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: No, I'm not done yet. I would also like an OJ. Dude,
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: guess what?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I'm in the car, too.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: Nice Ornithol reference.
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Legendary, man.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: The reason I love that is we just were giving
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: him absurd scenarios. Yes. Hey, you're at a McDonald's drive-thru,
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: and it's George Bush and Al Pacino.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: They have no business being together at a McDonald's drive-thru.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: He's having the conversation just off the dome. That's not scripted.
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: And then he makes an OJ reference. He brings Jim
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Roman to it. I mean, it's just brilliant.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I always thought it was one of the better ideas
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: we had for Caliendo because we had him on so
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: often and he couldn't keep doing the same exact thing
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: and expect us to have the same exact reaction. And
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: so we came up with those scenarios.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: And I think we had callers who would call.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: It and they would say, hey, give me so-and-so and
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: so-and-so doing this, you know.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Real quick, he's in the studio. You give him the
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: script for the sports flash and Dan just blurts out
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: which characters he wants him to do the sports flash as.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Now, a 790, the ticket, Sports Flash.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Ted Knight, give it to me, Ted Knight.
• 37:02
  Speaker 15: The Florida Marlins approve their record to 11-6 this spring
• 37:05
  Speaker 15: with a 13-7 victory over the St.
• 37:07
  Speaker 13: Louis Cardinals.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Harry Carey.
• 37:09
  Speaker 16: Hey, from Dodger Dean's Roger Dean Stadium and Jupiter George
• 37:14
  Speaker 16: Cantu and Cameron Maben hit back-to-back home runs of the fourth.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Bill Walton. It was that.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: was the first of two homers in the day for Maben.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: He finished the day two for five with four ribbies.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Luis Gonzalez went deep in the sixth, and I still
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: have spit.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: All over me from Harry Carey.
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: A three-run shot to give the Marlins the lead for good.
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: The Florida Panthers go for their fifth straight victory tonight
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: as the Cats host the New York Islanders. Face-off is
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: set for 7.30 from the Bank Atlantic Center.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: That'll be incredible. Creamer!
• 37:48
  Speaker 17: Our coverage here at 7.90. The ticket begins at 7
• 37:50
  Speaker 17: with the Panthers preview. Both teams enter this matchup with
• 37:54
  Speaker 17: only 11 games remaining with the Panthers currently tied for
• 37:57
  Speaker 17: 10th in the Eastern Conference.
• 37:58
  Speaker 12: Oh! Two points.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Adam Sandler.
• 38:01
  Speaker 17: Seven points behind the Philadelphia Flyers for the eighth and
• 38:04
  Speaker 17: final playoff spot.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: The Miami Heat look.
• 38:08
  Speaker 16: To snap a five-game losing streak tonight as they host
• 38:10
  Speaker 16: the New York Knicks.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Tip off is set for 7.30. From the AAA, the
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: high heat will be without the services of Power Forward, Udonis. Bark!
• 38:24
  Speaker 13: That's crazy. I can't even say Adonis Heisman. That's terrible.
• 38:28
  Speaker 13: He did a center Earl Barron. Is it Barron?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Barron.
• 38:32
  Speaker 13: Who gives a crap? I don't care about this guy.
• 38:34
  Speaker 13: As well as point guard Marcus Banks due to various injuries.
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: Head coach Pat Riley said earlier today at a shoot-around
• 38:41
  Speaker 11: that he will misfight his game with the Orlando Magic.
• 38:43
  Speaker 13: Oh, that's just too bad.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: League of Justice, guys.
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: So he can continue to prepare for the upcoming NBA draft.
• 38:50
  Speaker 11: Over to college basketball, where the first round of the
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: Big East Tournament is underway from Madison Square Garden. Two
• 38:55
  Speaker 11: games have gone final. Villanova defeats Syracuse 82-63. West Virginia
• 39:00
  Speaker 11: holds off Providence 58-53. Shatner! Shatner!
• 39:04
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• 39:07
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• 39:15
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• 39:23
  Speaker 12: on Sports Talk 790, the ticket to your home for
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  Speaker 8: The ticket.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Ted Knight!
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: This one's dead, just like me, Danny.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Ted Knight!
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Stop tickling me, Danny. Ted Knight! Danny! I want to
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: tickle you there!
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I love tickling you there! so talented man a.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Couple of characters you don't hear him from him no
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: kramer right william shatner yes nicholson.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Yes so good his sandler is phenomenal i mean just
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: i do love his sandler just to build up to
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: whatever word sandler is about the my favorite.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Caliendo character though is al pacino al pacino he does
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: like he's chewing gum yes it's just such a great
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: character yes um If you want to hear something on
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: this podcast, I still have another Cody episode in the holster.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: It'll get there.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: He'll be thrilled.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: So if you want to hear something on the podcast, though,
• 40:24
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• 40:30
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• 40:34
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• 40:40
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• 40:43
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• 40:43
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• 40:48
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• 40:54
  Speaker 3: three nicknames to get out of here. We went long today,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: so I'll make them very, very easy.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Well, I got one with Slotty. I mean, but go ahead.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: I'll give you one in the bank. And by the way,
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Andy King was snot nose. So that's true.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Now you got to get just one. Anthony Hardaway.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, Penny.
• 41:14
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• 41:20
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gatz and Hawkman.