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The Woody Show August 28th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: And now, more of The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so for this one, this is what I
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  Speaker 2: want you to do. I want you to open up
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  Speaker 2: our social media.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Look for us at The Woody Show. And you have
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  Speaker 2: a minute to do that. And then you're going to vote.
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  Speaker 2: So go on our story, our Instagram story. And once
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  Speaker 2: you get past everything else, you'll see a post on there.
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  Speaker 2: It says, who did it? And there are three mugshots.
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  Speaker 2: Who did it? A, B, or C? I want you
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  Speaker 2: to vote on our.
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  Speaker 1: Instagram right now. So who did it?
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  Speaker 2: Was it mugshot A, mugshot B, or mugshot C? I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to give you the details of the story here.
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  Speaker 1: But this way you can see what I'm showing everybody
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  Speaker 1: here in the studio.
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  Speaker 3: I already voted based on mugshot.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. You don't even know what it is. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: I'm profiling.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the caption. Yeah, but like the details.
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  Speaker 2: So this is a Steak and Shake employee in Florida
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  Speaker 2: who is in some legal trouble. This particular Steak and
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  Speaker 2: Shake location does that old school thing where they have
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  Speaker 2: the car hops bring the food out to the customer's cars.
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  Speaker 1: Like a Sonic, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. But when Dude came out to serve this female customer,
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  Speaker 2: he had his wee-wee hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: Through his zipper. That's cool.
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  Speaker 4: That's just jovial.
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  Speaker 2: Now, the woman called the cops, and her story was
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  Speaker 2: backed up by the surveillance cameras. Which one of these
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  Speaker 2: guys was arrested and charged with indecent exposure?
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  Speaker 1: Again, A, B, or C.
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  Speaker 2: All three mugshots are up on a Woody Show Instagram story,
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  Speaker 2: at the Woody Show on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead and take a look-see here. Greg, I think
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  Speaker 1: I already know what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He was how lucky that his wiener was visible by
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  Speaker 5: a high.
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  Speaker 1: Angle far away.
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  Speaker 4: Just coming out the zipper.
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  Speaker 5: And that the camera caught it as well.
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  Speaker 4: Right, and the confidence of just doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Which one's your guess, Seabass? A, B, or C? I
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  Speaker 1: think we have an obvious bait in there, which is B,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm going to go C. You're going to go C?
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  Speaker 1: Because B is the meth head.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I also went with C because he looks creepy,
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  Speaker 6: but also hireable.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think B has a job. What's wrong with A,
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  Speaker 1: that A wouldn't be hireable?
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  Speaker 7: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying, Sammy? B is not hireable.
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  Speaker 8: Jeez.
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  Speaker 1: Do you believe that, Jeff?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, those people don't ever get hired.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Sammy just said. You heard.
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  Speaker 2: And when you go on our Instagram, at the Woody show,
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  Speaker 2: and you click on our story, and you see the
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  Speaker 2: three mug shots.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what Sammy's trying to say. Is that
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  Speaker 1: C is the only one that looks hireable? No.
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  Speaker 6: B was the other.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. There's no way out. If I was handling
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  Speaker 1: the application.
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  Speaker 2: That would go right in the garbage.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: You said. All right. So your guess is. C. C. Menace.
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  Speaker 1: I was going with C as well. Just because he
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  Speaker 1: has like the weirdo face.
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  Speaker 7: Dead in the eyes type look. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 4: I Instagram voted for C. C.
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  Speaker 3: I also did because he looks very proud of himself.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 7: I know the answer, so I'm out. All right, Jeff.
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  Speaker 7: But you know how they are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know how. Wow, Sammy. Thanks. You can send
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  Speaker 1: your letters. We'll make sure they get seen by the
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  Speaker 1: right people.
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  Speaker 4: Can't believe it.
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  Speaker 7: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: The votes on Instagram are coming in. Here, so what
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  Speaker 2: we're going to do is we'll take the break. We'll
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  Speaker 2: give you a chance to go take a look at
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  Speaker 2: our Instagram. At the Woody Show on Instagram, our story
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  Speaker 2: is we're going to see those three mugshots, and then
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  Speaker 2: you send your vote. There's a voting right there. There's
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  Speaker 2: a poll right there on the Instagram story. Just punch
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  Speaker 2: your vote in there, and then we'll give you the answer.
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  Speaker 2: And then when we come back, blind box confessions.
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  Speaker 1: Juicy.
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  Speaker 2: So everybody has dropped a confession into the studio top hat.
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  Speaker 2: We'll draw those out, and then we'll try to take
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  Speaker 2: some guesses as to whose confession. We'll try to guess
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  Speaker 2: now the mugshot of the person responsible for this crime
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  Speaker 2: at the Steak and Shake.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody's.
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  Speaker 1: Also this weekend, the Daisy Chain Festival.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Rip.
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  Speaker 1: I keep seeing it on KTLA, and they're giving people
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of heat warnings.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be hot.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be hot. It will be hot. Out
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  Speaker 1: at the Daisy Chain. Who's all playing that? I know
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  Speaker 1: it's Olivia Rodrigo, because I've heard a little thing in
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  Speaker 1: the commercial. Chapel Roan.
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  Speaker 7: Garbage. You have Garbage.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, sweet.
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  Speaker 2: You have Stevie Nicks, Sarah McLaughlin, Karen O, The Breeders,
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  Speaker 2: Santee Gold.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. It's going to be good. Good lineup. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You guys were talking about.
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  Speaker 2: So daisy chain, I wasn't familiar with the definition because-
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  Speaker 2: I'm shocked.
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  Speaker 5: Me neither.
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 1: See, I- I mean, I would have thought I would
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  Speaker 1: have heard about this before today.
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  Speaker 4: But you've heard the term or the word daisy chain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 7: As a phrase.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhat familiar. Yeah, yeah. It seems like it'd be familiar,
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  Speaker 1: but the way that.
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  Speaker 2: You guys were mentioning it- Trying to act it out.
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  Speaker 2: I never heard it used. I wouldn't even know if
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  Speaker 2: you said daisy chain if you heard of it.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would have said yes. That sounds vaguely familiar. But
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  Speaker 2: if you would have asked me what it is, I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't have had any idea. I certainly wouldn't have said
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  Speaker 2: what Gina says it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, well, doesn't everybody know what it is?
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  Speaker 1: And she said what it meant.
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  Speaker 7: And I go, huh?
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, no. And then she looked it up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you said that was the elephant walk.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, like if dudes are, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what I thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: Like how they do like frat hazing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And Daisy Chain is close. So here's the definition.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me if you had heard this. This is what
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  Speaker 1: the festival is this weekend, guys.
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  Speaker 2: You ready?
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: This is what's going on with Sarah McLachlan and Garbage
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  Speaker 2: and Olivia Rodrigo.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to see a show.
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  Speaker 7: If you want to see a show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is what Daisy Chain is. I just
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  Speaker 1: learned this today.
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  Speaker 3: Sexual slang. It's a group sexual activity where multiple participants
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  Speaker 3: form a circle or a line and act as a
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  Speaker 3: both passive and active partner simultaneously involving– giving a mouth
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  Speaker 3: party to the person next to them. Almost like human centipede.
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  Speaker 7: This is happening at the festival?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm as shocked as you are, man. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Karen O is way into it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, way into it. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: But I wasn't getting, at first, how you get into
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  Speaker 3: that position, and Greg had to remind me how many
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  Speaker 3: times that you don't have.
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  Speaker 4: To be stupid. I mean, I think out of respect,
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  Speaker 4: even though I'm not a fan. She said, I don't
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  Speaker 4: think I could reach. I said, Gina, we're lying down.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you kept saying, you don't have to stand.
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  Speaker 2: But I think out of respect even though I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a fan I think Stevie Nicks needs to be the
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  Speaker 2: lead on that one because she's the second biggest star
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  Speaker 2: at the moment the heat on her star is very
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  Speaker 2: big so like out of respect.
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  Speaker 4: Then Stevie gets to just receive.
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  Speaker 2: Correct no giving needed yeah so she's the end of
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  Speaker 2: the chain she's the caboose no you don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be the caboose you want to be on the front
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  Speaker 2: no you.
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  Speaker 3: Want to be the end the end doesn't have anyone
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  Speaker 3: to service No.
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  Speaker 1: No, because it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 4: If it's a line, either side.
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  Speaker 1: It depends which way you're laying. Yeah, because it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: Because if there's nobody behind me, it means I'm servicing
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  Speaker 2: someone in front of me.
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  Speaker 3: I was just laying the wrong direction.
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  Speaker 7: I think everybody gets service. Is it a complete circle?
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  Speaker 1: It could be in a line.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're on the front end, the front of
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  Speaker 2: that line, there's nobody ahead of you to then service.
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  Speaker 1: So then you're just getting, that's where Stevie Nicks belongs.
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  Speaker 3: My day's tune was backwards.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie Nicks, Olivia Rodrigo, and then everybody else. If it's
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  Speaker 1: a line, you want to be the engine. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: can always just fight it out. I need to draw this.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, draw it out. Jeff, get back up. I had
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  Speaker 1: never heard that before.
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  Speaker 3: Now you know.
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  Speaker 7: Point being the right.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be hot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be hot. And at this point,
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I had heard it all. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I really did. The Woody Show. I mean, I guess
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  Speaker 1: all those things could be true. It could cause problems
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  Speaker 1: and you could be cool.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I came out fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right well yours uh on our instagram at the
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  Speaker 2: woody show in our instagram story which mugshot is the
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  Speaker 2: person involved in this story the steak and shake employee
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  Speaker 2: in florida uh this location has the old school thing
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  Speaker 2: where they you know the car hops bring the food
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  Speaker 2: out to the customers cars like a sonic and when
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  Speaker 2: this guy brought the food out to The.
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  Speaker 1: Customer, who was a woman, he had his wee-wee hanging
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  Speaker 1: through his zipper.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: The woman called the cops.
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  Speaker 2: The cops got the story confirmed by the restaurant's surveillance cameras.
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  Speaker 2: And one of these three guys was arrested and charged
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  Speaker 2: with indecent exposure.
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  Speaker 1: Which one is the employee, A, B, or C?
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  Speaker 2: And it looks like the listeners overall agree with what
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  Speaker 2: you guys had to say here in the studio, saying
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  Speaker 2: that it's mugshot C.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, his face is just too weird not to be him.
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  Speaker 1: The mugshot involved in this story is A. What? Just
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  Speaker 1: like Sandy said. No, I thought he was the least likely.
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  Speaker 3: That sucks because he looks super sweet and cute.
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  Speaker 1: He's too young to do that.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't have to do that. He looks too normal.
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  Speaker 2: I selected C because I just typed in random mugshots.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: And when I saw this guy, I'm like, this guy,
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  Speaker 2: he looks like the kind of guy who would take
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  Speaker 2: his penis out.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He looks like a jiggler.
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: And I have no idea what he really did, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what this mugshot's even for.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure if we looked into it, it might be
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  Speaker 7: in his history.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe.
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  Speaker 4: And Gina said she wouldn't call the cops. She'd just
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  Speaker 4: keep on ordering more food.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 8: Don't leave.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a tip.
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  Speaker 4: You forgot my soda.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so blind box confessions. Are you guys ready?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so I'll draw a confession out. And then
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  Speaker 2: we can all try to take a guess at who
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  Speaker 2: it belongs to, okay?
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: First one. I am considering not re-signing my contract at
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  Speaker 1: the radio station. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Easy.
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  Speaker 1: Corey?
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  Speaker 4: Not re-signing my contract at the radio station.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I mean, can we guess? Well, no, not yet.
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  Speaker 1: Not yet.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I think roadside memorials are trashy. I think I can
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  Speaker 1: guess who that is. Saw one this morning.
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  Speaker 7: It looks great.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Taking notes. Contract, roadside memorials. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And this one. I smuggled drugs into a concert for
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  Speaker 1: an artist.
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  Speaker 7: For an artist.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is someone who likes to brag. I
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  Speaker 1: smuggled drugs into a concert For an artist.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: That's the third one, and I'll give you one more.
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  Speaker 5: Out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. I'm not wearing any underwear right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: Jeez.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing any underwear right now. That's... That's blind
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  Speaker 1: box confession number four.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So number one is I am considering not resigning my
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  Speaker 1: contract at the radio station. Okay. Number two, I think
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  Speaker 1: roadside memorials are trashy. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Number three, I smuggled drugs into a concert for an artist.
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  Speaker 2: And then number four, I'm not wearing any underwear right now.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So take your guesses. You could text your guess.
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  Speaker 2: If you just have, you know, for one of them,
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  Speaker 2: you're not sure about the other one, but for whichever
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  Speaker 2: one you have a guess for, you could text over
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  Speaker 2: to 22987.
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  Speaker 4: Did you throw one in there, Woody? Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So everybody who's in this room right now, right, Jeff?
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  Speaker 7: Well, there's more people in the room than there are. Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's by design.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm a little slow today.
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  Speaker 1: So within the process of elimination. Correct.
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  Speaker 7: Okay. So it's Woody, Seabass, Sammy, Menace, Greg, Gina, and myself.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so out of those four, those are the people
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  Speaker 2: you have to choose from.
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  Speaker 7: I think I nailed it.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, I'm considering not re-signing my contract at the
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  Speaker 1: radio station. Number two, I think roadside memorials are trashy. Three,
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  Speaker 1: I smuggled drugs into a concert for an artist. Four,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing any underwear right now. Okay, so blind
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  Speaker 1: box confessions.
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  Speaker 2: And yes, by design, not everybody in the room had
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  Speaker 2: their confession read. Right.
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  Speaker 7: Because that way it just makes.
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  Speaker 4: It too easy, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so we had four, but the options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Sammy, Seabass,
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  Speaker 2: Jeff Garcia.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the options. Now, we have some people, of course,
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  Speaker 1: who have been sending on the text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 1: First one.
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  Speaker 1: I am considering not re-signing my contract at the radio station.
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  Speaker 1: Greg's been doing so good with his real estate.
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  Speaker 2: And there were a lot of guesses for Morgan, but again,
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  Speaker 2: Morgan was not in the party.
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  Speaker 3: He's not a contestant.
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  Speaker 1: Also, call screeners don't get contracts. Well, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: say it, but she wasn't part of the mix. She's
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  Speaker 1: a producer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I am considering
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  Speaker 1: not resigning my contract at the radio station. Guesses. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go around the room first. I went with Woody. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I went with Mr. Retire Early Seabass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, F-I-R-E.
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  Speaker 7: Fire.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Menace? I also went with Seabass, but I have power
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  Speaker 1: rankings that I want to share. Go back. I also
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  Speaker 1: said Seabass.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 7: Seabass.
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  Speaker 1: Seabass. What were your power rankings? Oh, it was power rankings.
• 14:15
  Speaker 7: It was Seabass, Woody, then Greg. But initially, it was Seabass, Greg,
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: then Woody.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: Ah, I see.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: I wasn't so far off.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Well, the listeners have a totally different guess.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah? The listeners went with?
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: Sammy.
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: Sammy would be my friend.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Well, with that upcoming wedding.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: And all that.
• 14:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's right.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to have to work anymore.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: The only contract that matters is I do.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: She signs it with two words.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Just say the magical words.
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's been.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Driving his car.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: The whole thing is like she's really falling into the
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: whole lifestyle.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Moved into his house. Now she's driving his car.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: It's pretty nice, too.
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: Bring back the patriarchy. Say goodbye to bills.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Now, before we find out the answer, let's go around
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: the room for confession number two. Confession number two. I
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: think roadside memorials are trashy. I think roadside memorials are trashy.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: My vote on this one is Gregory.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think this one belongs to Greg.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: My vote on this one is Sammy. Sammy.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: My vote is also Sammy.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: All right. Jeff Garcia.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Greg.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Greg.
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: Menace.
• 15:22
  Speaker 9: Greg.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Greg.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: Seabass? Here's a problem.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I know that myself and Greg and Woody have all
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: vocalized this in the past. It's not a secret.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Therefore, either they don't know how to play the game,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: or it's Sammy.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: Sammy?
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Greg.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Greg. The listener. The listener vote for number two. Are
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: you eating? I'm sorry.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to try a cornbread.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Greg.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Had to be done. Had to be a great film.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Don't wait until... Music or commercials. I'm sorry. I thought
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I had more time.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Just do it right in the middle of the song.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I thought I had more time. You think you're on
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Fats Amy? I am Fats Amy.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Greg is the answer for that one.
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: For the listeners, yes.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: The listener vote went to Greg.
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Number three. Confession number three.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I smuggled drugs into a concert for an artist.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Seabass, we'll start with you on this one.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: My top two guesses are Gina and Menace because they
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: would be the type of people who would want folks
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: to know that they knew.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: A musical artist.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: I would.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: But who gets your.
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: But for that, I will. But of those two, I
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: will just go Gina because I haven't guessed her yet.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: That's interesting.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Sammy.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Jeff G. Jeff G. Menace.
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: I say Jeff, but my second guess was Gina.
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: Greg.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Mega Ultra Menace.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Gina.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Nagasaki Menace.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Nagasaki Menace. Jeff G.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: I say Menace. Menace.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: My vote was also for Menace.
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Jeff G is a good guess. Jeff G is a
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: good guess.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Criminal history.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: And it came from that rap station. No good, Nick.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: For the listeners, it was almost a tie. It was
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Jeff had one less vote than Menace, but they went
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: with Menace.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: And then confession, number four, blind box confession. I'm not
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: wearing any underwear right now. I'm not wearing any underwear
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: My vote on this one went to Gina, because I
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: think this is the kind of thing that she would admit.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: Really? Yeah.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Agreed.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: I went with Gina on this.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I thought this would be a big Greg admission.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: No.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't care.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: No. I don't think Greg would go free balling. I
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: don't think Menace would go free balling.
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: I would. I just don't know why I would.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Greg would 100%.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: And if I did, I would tell you.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Hey, guess what?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm going to say Gina. Okay.
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: Jeff G. Woody.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Woody.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: Greg.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go Gina.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: Gina.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Menace.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Gina. Gina.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Gina?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Sammy?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Gina. Really?
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Sweep it. Yeah, if it's a girl, it's a cop-out,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: because they do that all the time. Not true. Therefore,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I'm voting Sammy. Did she just out herself?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: And the listeners also think it was me.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: Listener vote, Gina.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, now it's time to find out which
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: one belongs to who.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I think I got them all right.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: All right, so confession number one, I am considering not
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: re-signing my contract. There are a lot of votes for Seabass,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: except for one person who voted for Greg, and the
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: listeners voted for Sammy on this one. Whose confession is this?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Seabass's confession.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Shocking.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I had a little insight in this for a number
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: of reasons.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: For folks who don't know, I was hired— Not with
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: the main cast of the show. I came in to
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: save the show like a year-ish later.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I was hired for. That's what happened.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: You're still saving it, man.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I was hired as a producer. Go ahead.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Because, yeah, the four that are co-hosted couldn't produce. So
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I'm not on their schedule. And I had a little
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: meeting with the bosses, and they said, hey, blah, blah, blah,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: your contract's up. And I told them, as I've told
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: them every time, this contract doesn't mean anything to me.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: It's not at a number where I'm like, oh, I've
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: got to save on my contract. You can go to wherever.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: But they've been so insistent about like, and they really
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: wanted me to re-sign it. I was like, they must
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: want something out of me. So I need to get
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: something out of them. So I'm not looking to leave
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: the show or anything like that for that reason.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I can assure you there's no pressure there. They've been very,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: at least from my interaction, they'd be like, yeah, it'd
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: be great if you'd sign it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, that'd be awesome.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Not because it's within a handful of months that it's expiring.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: And even if it expired, I could be going month
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: to month, et cetera, like a lease, I would assume.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, no, you know, there is, I mean,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I would tell you, because I value what you do
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: for the show. I appreciate that you have. saved the
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: show thank you yeah um no but i do appreciate
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: i do appreciate the work that you do and we
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: mentioned this about six months ago that i several years
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: ago took a fifty thousand dollar a year pay.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Cut to keep all the rights uh monetarily to carton
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: arcs But what I can't get from this company is
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: anybody to do anything on.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: The back end.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I've got opportunities for other stuff with Cartnarks. And because
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I don't own the intellectual property, there's bureaucracy and people
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: who don't need to be involved being involved. And I
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: can't do a thing about it other than say, yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: So my thought about this is, well, yeah, I'll give
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: them the signature. All they got to do, little one-page
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: addendum to the contract saying that I own it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Cartnarks, that being. Yeah, good luck on that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Which is, again, would be a lot more helpful if
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I had someone on the staff who was maybe batting
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: for me on my team.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, me? Which I just heard
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: didn't hear right there.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, I know the inside information of
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: what the conversation is, and it's not about us or
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: you in particular. That's how the, I've asked for ownership
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: of this show a billion times.
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: You own the show. I don't.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: You had it before you started the. I own certain
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: things that I brought in with me, but I don't
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: own anything. I got to own the name of the show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I don't own anything that we've done since we've been here.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: How do you not own the name of the show?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying I have the inside information of, like,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I've been down this road a billion times. And as
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: a principal, because they don't do it. I'm just letting
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: you know, so... Well, again, it costs them... But there's... Look,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I support you a thousand percent.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Now, the other thing is, I.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: I haven't had a cost of living increase since I
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: signed my first contract 11, 12 years ago. I looked
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: up the inflation. Oh, I'm getting less than half of
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: what I made when I first started this show, just
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: because they haven't.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Bumped me up at all. In fact, again, I've given
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: them back $ 250, 000 at this point. So it's not like
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving them anything.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, this is a conversation for.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is an HR issue. But that's why I'm
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: considering it. But I wanted to be clear. I 1,000%
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: appreciate all that you have done over the years for
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the show. I think also, to be fair.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you know, from a person who like runs the show
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: on this side, I've been very accommodating in the different
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: things that you have come up with that you've asked
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: for over the years to make your schedule work better
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Right. And again, I'm not saying, I mean, it has
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: to do with me being unhappy in general, but I
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: was like, they sure want something from me.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Why can't I do this?
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: They don't.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I can tell you, they really don't. It's just more
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: of a, it's just a mechanism.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: That was the other side of the coin is they
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: also love firing people around here.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I gave him a free ad on that one.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Well, see, too much inside baseball i'll i'll fill you
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: in later all right uh.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Number two confession number two i think roadside memorials are
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: trashy there's a couple votes for uh sammy in there
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: greg's got some votes in there it was split between
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: greg and sammy the listener vote went to greg all
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: right greg gory yes whose confessional is this It is mine.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Damn it. I'm two for two. No heart. I know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Because I did just see one and I just thought, man,
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: how trashy. You're just putting trash on the side of
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: the road. And I felt bad because it was for
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: a kid. But you know what?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: It's just never for an 85-year-old.
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: No, it is if there's an accident or whatever, but
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: there was one and it was for a kid and
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: they leave stuffed animals, but it's like the crappiest stuffed
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: animal you've ever seen it's like from the dollar store and.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: It's so ugly and trashy because you.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Know you're leaving it on the side of the road
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: so you're not paying for a.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Good one and then you're gonna feel like a dick
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: if you're the person that eventually cleans it up yeah
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: it's gonna get rained on it's gonna get littered it's
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: just it is it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Is actual litter it's really trashy and recently like in
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: even like when dolly parton passed away and they're leaving
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: all this stuff out in front of her house i'm
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: like Okay, there's gates. How are people getting in and
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: out of here now? Because you basically just put trash
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: all over the front of this house.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Like, what are we doing as a society? Who cleans
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: this up? And you're just buying cheap crap.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: All right, so that's confession number two. All right, blind box,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: confession number three. I smuggled drugs into a concert for
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: an artist. And the votes were kind of all over
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: the place. There was a couple for Jeff G. A
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: lot for Menace. One for Gina.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Two for Gina. No, one for Gina. There was one
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: for you, and then the confession number three belongs to... Me.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Jeff Garcia.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: That was easy, guys.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: So we were right. So the stereotype worked. Yeah, it did.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: Very much so.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: So I used to produce Snoop's radio show, as you
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: guys know, back in the day. And I worked for
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: a former hip-hop station in the early 2000s. And he
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: had about two pounds of weed.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Not a little.
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: Like a lot of weed that he needed to get
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: into the venue. So he could smoke during his show
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: and obviously he couldn't get it through security. So he
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: asked me to figure it out.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Now, is this like back in the day when it
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't so widely accepted? It was not.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: It was definitely not legal, barely medicinal at that point.
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: So I ended up, we had an ice cream truck
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: back in the day that would give ice cream to
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: like listeners and stuff.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: And it was parked in the parking lot at the venue.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: So I grabbed a few boxes of ice cream and
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: popsicles to stuck the weed underneath all of that in
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: a box. And then when I went through the security,
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: I just handed all the cops ice cream and everyone
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: was happy and distracted and all the weed got in.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: You're the logistics man.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: And then on top of that, here's the funny part, though.
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: I put it in his dressing room and he saw
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: me later on the show. He goes, hey, man, did
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: you take any of my weed? I go, no, dude,
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: I took it in.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: Thank you. You're welcome, by the way, for sneaking it
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: all in.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And no, I didn't take any.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: Of it, man. I don't smoke.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah. So that's the story.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And we have one more confession. Blind box confession. Number four.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing any underwear right now. We had some
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: votes for Gina. A lot of votes for Gina. One
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: vote for me. One vote for Sammy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: But the listeners, the listener vote went to Gina.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Confession number four. Who's not wearing any underwear right now?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, so here's what happened. So I always put my
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: clothes out the night before and I put it like
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: in the hallway bathroom. And then I went to get
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: dressed and I was like, oh damn, where's my underwear?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: And I didn't want to go back in because the
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: puppy's sleeping and Andy's sleeping.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Turn on the light.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't want to do all that. I said,
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: you know what? It's just going to be that kind
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: of day. It's going to be a commando day and
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I'm fine with it. And I got to tell you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: What are you wearing?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: What kind of pants? Like something.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: They're like jeans, but they're like sweat pant material.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: So it's really not a big deal.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: If you're not wearing underwear, you got to wear something
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: more loose, you know?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a trick.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I think not wearing underwear with something that would be
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: tighter would be very uncomfortable.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: A lot of times you have to with something tighter.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: No underwear with jeans I think would be uncomfortable.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, I agree. Completely. So today I was like, you
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: know what? Screw it. It's just going to be a commando.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: And I'm kind of loving it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: I'll try that.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Just get a chance to air it out.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really freeing.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Like hanging laundry on the line.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 26:48
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• 26:48
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• 26:49
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Back in the bed.