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DLHS Hour 1 | Mixed Feelings of Jay-Z Potential Super Bowl Performance · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Now I am tonight, I'm on my way to the
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  Speaker 1: Doc Bookstore right after we.
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  Speaker 2: Finish the show for my book signing.
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  Speaker 1: The following day I will be in Baltimore at.
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  Speaker 2: Where am I going to be at Baltimore? I'll be
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  Speaker 2: in Baltimore.
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  Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday I will be at the Milwaukee Improv.
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  Speaker 3: Milwaukee, what is this Milwaukee? Yeah, Milwaukee Improv.
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  Speaker 4: What's your favorite place in Milwaukee to eat?
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  Speaker 2: Carnivore. Carnivore. Carnivore.
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  Speaker 1: Carnivore is probably as good a steakhouse as I've ever
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  Speaker 1: been to in the country.
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  Speaker 4: Right now.
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  Speaker 2: They always set it out for me when I come there.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, do they?
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  Speaker 1: They got steak and ice with my name on. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even playing.
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  Speaker 2: They know, man. I'm the best commercial.
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  Speaker 4: Do they really?
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  Speaker 1: They really literally have. I have a drink there. I
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  Speaker 1: have a spoof there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mr. Hughley. Here we go right here. The dude
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  Speaker 2: is a young dude. You know, he raises his own cows.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: He raises his own cows. You eat something, he raises himself.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't raise himself. What are we going?
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  Speaker 2: I am going Friday. I don't know when you're going.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That was hurtful.
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  Speaker 2: I would be there on Friday. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Kim Kardashian. Happy birthday to Amber Rose.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to George.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of salaciousness on this day.
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  Speaker 1: What a racist ass. Happy birthday to Yellow Beezy. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to LaTanya Richardson, actress and Samuel L.
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  Speaker 2: Jackson's wife.
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  Speaker 1: She's dope as hell. Happy birthday to Rick Rubio. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to Doja Cat. Happy birthday to Jessica Brown, Gorilla
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  Speaker 1: Goo Girl.
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  Speaker 4: That was the one I put that Gorilla on the front.
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  Speaker 4: She thought it was cute.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you liked it. It's called Gorilla for a reason.
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  Speaker 4: Can't get it off you.
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  Speaker 2: Gorilla mean I'm in there.
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  Speaker 5: She had to undergo surgery to get that removed. It
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  Speaker 5: was a chemist. It was in LA as a matter
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  Speaker 5: of fact. It was a Nigerian doctor. He was able
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  Speaker 5: to mix a compound together. And now they're together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She has long hair now, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you won't do no gorilla.
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  Speaker 1: That's almost what is dumber putting gorilla glue in your
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  Speaker 1: hair or spraying raid.
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  Speaker 3: I was 12.
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  Speaker 4: So she was a grown woman.
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  Speaker 2: So I think she wins. Yeah, she wins. And it
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  Speaker 2: was D-Con, actually. Yeah, it was D-Con. It sure was.
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  Speaker 4: And that makes all the difference in the world.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but he made two mistakes because he actually got
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  Speaker 6: the crabs in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: But I mean, you know.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's not a mistake. That's a right of passage.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a mistake. That's like a graduation. Did you
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  Speaker 1: get a cap and gown? No, I failed.
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  Speaker 4: Did you graduate? Yeah, do I have a cap and gown? No,
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  Speaker 4: here's some red.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks. Here's to red and blue star ointment.
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  Speaker 3: And a fine-tooth comb.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Have at it, young man. Yeah, good luck. Is that
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  Speaker 2: a tassel? Not at all. Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday posthumously, of course, to Dizzy Gillespie and Carrie Fisher.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine was going to tell us what's your name.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to me.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Amber Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody get a birthday shout out except for me.
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  Speaker 4: We can't keep track.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know what birthday you were celebrating.
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  Speaker 6: We should.
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  Speaker 2: We gave you one last week. We didn't know which one.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell me that your birthday is November, too.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I want to.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I bet you what.
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  Speaker 1: And you better say happy birthday. Happy birthday to Disney Gillespie.
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  Speaker 2: See, I said it.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Carrie Fisher. And, of course, happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to one and only Jizzman Sanders.
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  Speaker 3: Jizz!
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: She's going to tell us what's trending. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: have a little note from the GED section. It's the
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  Speaker 1: DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: Jazz man. Tell us good people what's trending.
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  Speaker 5: Well, people feel a certain way about Jay-Z making the
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  Speaker 5: announcement before the Super Bowl that he will take the stage.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: It would eventually get.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of I swear I said this me and
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  Speaker 5: Lena were talking about this morning as we were reading
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  Speaker 5: through it, of course, kind of revisiting all the things
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  Speaker 5: that Colin Kaepernick said about this move in terms of
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  Speaker 5: him taking this particular seat and now performing. On what
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  Speaker 5: will be the biggest stage here in this country for
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  Speaker 5: the year. But I guess maybe some of the front
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  Speaker 5: runners were like Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber and people
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 4: But he's decided that February 14th, 2027, it's going to
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  Speaker 4: be him.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that's what Dick Cheney did. He was in
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  Speaker 1: charge of. Finding George Bush, the vice president. I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: here and there.
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  Speaker 4: Then I looked in the mirror and said, hey, why
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  Speaker 4: not me?
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  Speaker 2: Here I go.
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  Speaker 4: Here I go.
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  Speaker 5: Also, we talked a little bit about this off mic.
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  Speaker 5: And that is, you know, a lot of people who
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  Speaker 5: love Christina Applegate when you go all the way back
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  Speaker 5: and remember her career. And the fact that when she
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  Speaker 5: was diagnosed with MS years ago, I think it's a
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  Speaker 5: little bit a little over five years ago, you know,
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  Speaker 5: people felt really bad because we got to watch her,
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  Speaker 5: you know, you know, gain weight, lose weight and just
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  Speaker 5: be debilitated in the hospital from the steroids and all
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  Speaker 5: the medication. Then she said she went to the doctor
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  Speaker 5: and the doctor walked in and said, hey, congratulations, you
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  Speaker 5: don't have MS. And he thought she'd be happy. And
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  Speaker 5: she said she was livid. She was like, wait a second.
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  Speaker 5: You guys gave me the wrong diagnosis. Now they have
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  Speaker 5: no idea what's wrong with her.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she said.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, all of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All this time you've been thinking one thing is wrong.
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  Speaker 5: And so you've been treating it as this, taking all
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  Speaker 5: the necessary medications for that.
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  Speaker 4: Turns out that ain't it at all.
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  Speaker 2: Sad.
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  Speaker 4: Very sad. And the other thing I.
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  Speaker 5: Wanted to tell you, remember, we were talking about Blair. From,
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  Speaker 5: you thought it was the Blair.
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  Speaker 3: Blair Underwood.
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  Speaker 4: Blair Underwood. No, the girl Blair who was on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Blair Blair.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not going to charge her.
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  Speaker 2: Linda Blair.
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  Speaker 4: Linda Blair. She was off her medication.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Not Linda Blair. Linda Blair was from.
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  Speaker 2: Selma Blair.
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  Speaker 4: Selma Blair.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was, when you said it, remember what
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  Speaker 1: you thought it was. Linda, I was saying, responded.
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  Speaker 3: She was in the access.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't Blair Underwood. He wasn't there either.
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  Speaker 4: He wasn't there either. None of them Underwoods were. Cheryl
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  Speaker 4: wasn't there. Who else wasn't there? Anyway, she was off
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  Speaker 4: her medication, and that's what caused.
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  Speaker 2: Her to access. Man, they just better make sure these broads.
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  Speaker 2: Take them pills, baby.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of pill make you want to open an
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  Speaker 1: airplane door?
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  Speaker 6: Get out.
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  Speaker 2: That's a worse side effect than anal leakage from Olestra.
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  Speaker 4: That's what's trending. That's what's trending. Get out of it quick. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: That means the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Lester, man, let me tell you something. Makes you
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  Speaker 1: want to open the door and jump out? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see that.
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  Speaker 2: In the small world. No thanks.
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  Speaker 4: Not 30,000 feet up.
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  Speaker 1: Hell no. I forgot my medication. Where's the handle?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: The district attorney in the Cohen-Wiley case has said that
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  Speaker 1: it was justifiable homicide.
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  Speaker 2: A one-year-old boy, a one-year-old toddler, strapped in.
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  Speaker 1: A car seat, was shot justifiably by the police, according
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  Speaker 1: to this attorney general, a district attorney.
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  Speaker 2: If you can shoot an unarmed.
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  Speaker 1: Child in a car seat, if a professional, if a
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  Speaker 1: police officer is allowed to shoot them, what aren't you
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  Speaker 1: allowed to do?
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  Speaker 4: What isn't justifiable?
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  Speaker 1: If you can murder a toddler and he would be
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  Speaker 1: the youngest person in history to be killed by the police,
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  Speaker 1: If you can murder a toddler with no one being
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  Speaker 1: brought to account, what can't you do?
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter that.
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  Speaker 1: The police chief of this particular department was fired a
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  Speaker 1: month before we got this decision for being racist. How
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  Speaker 1: racist do you got to be to get fired for
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  Speaker 1: being a racist in Mississippi? There have been too many
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  Speaker 1: times this state in particular in the last few months
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  Speaker 1: from every everybody from Nolan Wales to the young man
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  Speaker 1: that was found drowned also to the four people just
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  Speaker 1: this year that I did everything the same. There's nothing
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  Speaker 1: to see here. Nolan Wales apparently died of nothing. These
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  Speaker 1: other people died of nothing. This young boy was in
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  Speaker 1: a car seat in a car seat, strapped in the
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  Speaker 1: back of the car and got shot by a police officer.
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  Speaker 1: Never mind that that the the police officer itself has
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  Speaker 1: a dubious past and we don't even know his name.
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  Speaker 1: Never mind that the police chief also was a racist.
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  Speaker 1: But never mind that the family hadn't gotten a chance
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  Speaker 1: to see the videotape.
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  Speaker 2: None of that matters.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason that this is happening is because they
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  Speaker 1: know in this in this state that nobody's going to
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  Speaker 1: be brought in from the federal level. If you look
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: at what Donald Trump has done, he stripped the capacity
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  Speaker 1: of the agencies. They're in charge of looking to the
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  Speaker 1: stuff like gone. Look at the civil rights of it.
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  Speaker 1: It couldn't be wider if it were the Kiwanis Club.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Look at what he did to the Southern Poverty Law Center.
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  Speaker 1: He did this on purpose, and people know. But they
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  Speaker 1: should also know this. You, this administration, will not always
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  Speaker 1: be in charge. And the only reason politicians respond is
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  Speaker 1: because of pressure. And one day, there's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a different administration. And one day, those people are going
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  Speaker 1: to feel the pressure to come in and investigate. And
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  Speaker 1: one day, everybody involved in this is going to understand
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  Speaker 1: that we're not going to let this go. This is
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  Speaker 1: not the first district attorney. Ahmaud Arbery had a district
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  Speaker 1: attorney that three times refused to charge.
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  Speaker 2: And guess what happened to her?
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  Speaker 1: The feds came in or another investigative body came in,
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  Speaker 1: found that there was libel that somebody should be prosecuted.
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  Speaker 2: And she was prosecuted, too.
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  Speaker 1: A one year old boy, a one year old boy
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  Speaker 1: shot to death in his car seat, incapable of talking,
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  Speaker 1: making a decision, being anything but a child. And Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: finds a way to justify it. And nothing, nothing is
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  Speaker 1: more Mississippi than that. That's a little note from the
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  Speaker 1: GED section.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 4: Show.
• 10:04
  Speaker 5: The president signed an executive order creating a new women's
• 10:07
  Speaker 5: health division at the National Institute of Health and a
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: White House task force to address the issue. White House
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, who recently completed treatment for
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  Speaker 5: breast cancer, and Health.
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  Speaker 4: And Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will lead
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  Speaker 4: the task force.
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  Speaker 5: The initiative follows a series of meetings the First Lady
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: held with federal health officials.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to say that the help of Americans.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want none of them at the helm of
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: anything dealing with women's health.
• 10:37
  Speaker 6: They want to help with women's health? How about you
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: stop grabbing them by the pee? That might help them.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Or maybe you should not let them get measles running around.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Why don't you fix the measles? Unfortunately, he just lost
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  Speaker 2: his granddaughter.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure did. Who did?
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  Speaker 2: Robert F.
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  Speaker 4: Kennedy Jr.
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  Speaker 2: She was young. Sure did.
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  Speaker 4: 42 years old.
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  Speaker 2: Our hearts go out to the family, but not him.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, well, here's news just in time for Breast Cancer
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  Speaker 5: Awareness Month. A first-of-its-kind law in Maryland requires mammogram centers
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  Speaker 5: to notify patients if their scans show evidence of calcium
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  Speaker 5: deposits in breast arteries linked to an elevated risk of
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  Speaker 5: heart disease.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Two things in one.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, the notification will follow a similar trajectory as breast
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  Speaker 5: density reporting, which started with state-level legislation back in 2023.
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  Speaker 5: You got thick * * * *.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, most black and brown women do have thick.
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  Speaker 2: * * * *.
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  Speaker 4: Thick old bitties. OK, that's enough. Carry on.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. OK, thank you for that.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Are you going to vote early? That's my this is
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  Speaker 1: my question. Are you planning on voting early or waiting
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  Speaker 1: to election day? That's going to be that's the question
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  Speaker 1: we pose to you. Eight, seven, seven, two, four, two, two, four, two, six.
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  Speaker 2: Do me a favor. If you're not going to vote,
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  Speaker 2: don't call and say I'm not voting.
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  Speaker 4: Please don't.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want to hear it.
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  Speaker 3: We won't air that call.
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  Speaker 2: That's like raising your hand and going, none of these votes.
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  Speaker 4: Just sit on your thumbs.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't do that. Just watch the world burn.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do something about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wait for plantation life.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So are you planning on voting early or mailing ballots? 877-242-2426.
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  Speaker 5: Also, it is up on Twitter or X at the D.O.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley Show or Facebook, the D.O. Hughley Show or the website,
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: the D.O. Hughley Show dot com.
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  Speaker 2: So we're asking you this question. Do you plan on
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  Speaker 2: voting early?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to are you waiting to the day
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  Speaker 1: of the vote?
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  Speaker 2: I am going to vote early.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you vote early, there's a lot of votes.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard for them to do what they're going to
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  Speaker 2: do to cheat.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they're going to do that anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're going to. But I'm saying, yeah, vote early.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to vote early. What are you going to do?
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: You're going to vote early?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to vote early for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, are you going to vote early?
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: I'm voting tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: It's a good idea. But the great thing, too, about
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  Speaker 4: voting early, we get to kind of see where we're headed.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? I'm going to punch my little throat.
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  Speaker 4: You won't make it to the ballot.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the question we're posing to you. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to go to our social media platform. What are they
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: saying out there? Special K.
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  Speaker 6: So we got Clarence from Wisconsin and Clarence said, hell yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm voting early and often if I can.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do it often.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do it often. See you when you get out, Clarence.
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  Speaker 6: Only often like next year, the year after, like that
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  Speaker 6: kind of often.
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  Speaker 3: Same day often.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Clarence thinks it's worth the trouble.
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  Speaker 1: It is not at all. Just so a white dude
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  Speaker 1: can get a job. Not for me.