Latest / Wine & Audacity / 146: Q&A - Smoke Detectives
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Hm.
- 0:13Speaker 3: The feelings right chair.
- 0:15Speaker 4: Second, you know that Michael Fault was hot the ship
- 0:18Speaker 4: that he got off that studio, siling like.
- 0:22Speaker 2: He was like, it's my life from all the Hide
- 0:26Speaker 2: and Paul Hide.
- 0:30Speaker 5: We can't correct no mystical jokes. You know he's back
- 0:32Speaker 5: in jail for for graping somebody again again again. Well
- 0:36Speaker 5: he's been in I think a year into at this point.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Always been longer ship.
- 0:41Speaker 3: You got to keep your hands to yourself, Michael.
- 0:45Speaker 2: That may could look like a Michael.
- 0:49Speaker 5: Well Phola said, don't make me come up. I'm staying
- 0:53Speaker 5: here with a dick in my hand.
- 0:55Speaker 6: They say, he said, I said, and he said dick.
- 1:00Speaker 2: I came even with think of mind maybe you That's
- 1:05Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Mm hm, Well they missed the mystical
- 1:14Speaker 2: record all of that ship. Oh man.
- 1:18Speaker 5: Being Benita no ts that's what t I remember that
- 1:26Speaker 5: from last season what he said, I know this me.
- 1:34Speaker 4: No your that's uh edy podcast see any.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Podcast no no no no no no no want Wonder
- 1:47Speaker 1: night no no no no no no no no no
- 1:52Speaker 1: no no no no.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Want Wonder put not here.
- 1:56Speaker 4: I mean, if he knows he has want to know
- 1:58Speaker 4: what happened her, Charlene got got the.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Fighting and Charlene over who peach coblo was the best?
- 2:05Speaker 2: Cool wandad hurt Lane old bitch.
- 2:10Speaker 4: So Wanda was like, that's what she putting nutmeg in
- 2:13Speaker 4: my peach cobbler. Charlene was like, nutmeg, don't go on
- 2:16Speaker 4: on god there in peach cobbler. You use extra cinnamon,
- 2:19Speaker 4: bitch and some child butter.
- 2:22Speaker 2: What is happening? So what So Wanda was like, I'm
- 2:34Speaker 2: afraid to add no.
- 2:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I put a nutmeg and my motherfucking peach cobbler.
- 2:44Speaker 4: And that's what that is, and that's how it's gonna be.
- 2:47Speaker 4: And the next thing, you know, Charlene was like, Charlaine
- 2:51Speaker 4: wanted taking that, so she tried to swing and Wanda,
- 2:53Speaker 4: Wanda duck out that buck like you washed the bit's
- 2:55Speaker 4: like the matrix like.
- 2:58Speaker 5: And then see I'm the only person having issues with.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Wand a new year. It's a new year, that's what
- 3:06Speaker 2: she said the new year.
- 3:07Speaker 7: Well she like you, you know, for some reason, I
- 3:13Speaker 7: dies very like that's crazy, right, just.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Mean people like each other. I am not, you mean.
- 3:23Speaker 5: Welcome to this episode of One and Audacity the podcast,
- 3:27Speaker 5: season four.
- 3:29Speaker 2: This many were back. Happy New Year, y'all. Hell yeah,
- 3:37Speaker 2: we Junior Je January Bri. You're gonna say for bird Je,
- 3:50Speaker 2: we can't take him nowhere. Nothing has changed.
- 3:54Speaker 5: I'm your host. Brain's a card, you know, and I'm
- 3:56Speaker 5: joined by Am. I doing my first new to the
- 3:59Speaker 5: season right this closer to the new episode.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Nigga you started it. Oh, I had to check.
- 4:05Speaker 5: I thought I thought fucked around. We wasn't even recording
- 4:07Speaker 5: that whole time. We all, Hey, yeah, we are, We're recording.
- 4:13Speaker 2: I'm your brain.
- 4:14Speaker 5: It's a card, and I'm doing by two of my
- 4:16Speaker 5: favorite people in the bor. Come on in the in
- 4:18Speaker 5: the Detective's how you know? In the Black household?
- 4:22Speaker 2: How you're feeling? I did exactly. No, damn smoltech is
- 4:28Speaker 2: white noise to black people.
- 4:29Speaker 5: Now, that's what I saying about black because I definitely
- 4:31Speaker 5: heard that. What I'm saying that niggas, it's gonna go
- 4:37Speaker 5: in about about thirty seconds.
- 4:38Speaker 2: I changed my damn battery. I think.
- 4:43Speaker 5: It's possible you could tell this it's a real black show,
- 4:47Speaker 5: all black, all black, all the time.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Theme music. Please for for basement news. How are you
- 5:01Speaker 2: feeling this way?
- 5:03Speaker 3: I'm here.
- 5:05Speaker 2: I showed up.
- 5:07Speaker 6: I got up the bed this morning. I can see
- 5:10Speaker 6: in all my joints work for the most part, she said.
- 5:14Speaker 6: She stepped out the bed with no cracks like for
- 5:18Speaker 6: the won't need to.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Do it.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Coming in. She just says. I was shaking my las,
- 5:31Speaker 2: hicking all my lazy y'all.
- 5:38Speaker 5: Jesus playing Seawana got the heat on hell in here.
- 5:41Speaker 5: So if I started to get a little low, a
- 5:43Speaker 5: little moist, you didn't hear it.
- 5:54Speaker 2: I told you white noise. I'm saying, oh yeah, the
- 6:07Speaker 2: upper running. I chased the beast, Lord Jesus. It won't
- 6:22Speaker 2: be it won't be a far.
- 6:29Speaker 5: How are you'll feeling welcome for y'all, hope y'all Christmases
- 6:38Speaker 5: and your Honticas and your Kansas and and your I
- 6:42Speaker 5: would say you, I think that's an October, that's September.
- 6:46Speaker 3: I know it's one of the days and kids be
- 6:48Speaker 3: out of school and I gotta go to work.
- 6:50Speaker 5: At least here in this area, the kids get the
- 6:52Speaker 5: kids here get out for Jewish holidays, roster they do.
- 6:58Speaker 3: They don't get off for columb Is. No excuse me,
- 7:00Speaker 3: Indigenous People.
- 7:02Speaker 6: Day or veterans that we got going to school for
- 7:05Speaker 6: that we get off workship, and I kindly shipped my
- 7:08Speaker 6: child ass off.
- 7:12Speaker 5: I'm not gonna put that on every time just being
- 7:14Speaker 5: an asshole proceed ain't go back to be That's what
- 7:17Speaker 5: I did.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Yeah, So, how was Christmas folks? Wonderful? It was awesome.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Did you get your sour crap on your pig tables?
- 7:25Speaker 2: Let me tell you something I know you don't like.
- 7:27Speaker 5: I did ob two. I took a big old bowl
- 7:29Speaker 5: home because I was fucking you asked hot sauce to it,
- 7:35Speaker 5: because you know, hot sauce got vinegar in it. It's
- 7:38Speaker 5: it's hot sauce.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Hot sauce on craw Now, hot sauce made a guy
- 7:42Speaker 3: on and by accident from my chicken.
- 7:45Speaker 5: When you mix it together, you know, the hot kind of.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Drill chicken, and it slid over there. Yeah, and I
- 7:51Speaker 2: ate it. It was delicious, but we know they an
- 7:54Speaker 2: don't like the soud crawd, but you know it's all good.
- 8:01Speaker 2: It is. I don't like. I don't like black kim
- 8:02Speaker 2: chi technically Germans German.
- 8:10Speaker 8: Okay, I would say Baltimore, this old bay kim chie
- 8:17Speaker 8: is that the episode time.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Hold on the put that down in the phone iigas
- 8:25Speaker 2: listen you and that old bacim Chi. Oh my god, yeah,
- 8:33Speaker 2: that's that sounds absolutely disgusting.
- 8:36Speaker 3: That was bothering you because I didn't hear that first.
- 8:41Speaker 5: We taking feedback, y'all. As y'all can see, ain't no
- 8:43Speaker 5: phones on the table, because when I be editing the
- 8:47Speaker 5: episodes and watching the clips on the YouTube, all I
- 8:50Speaker 5: see is three distracted niggas trying to be funny.
- 8:52Speaker 4: While looking at YouTube, We're trying to be funny, this
- 8:58Speaker 4: bitch funny, This is funny. I apologize, but you just
- 9:03Speaker 4: like you just like threw that out there like like
- 9:06Speaker 4: we had we had that back in it. Look at Captain,
- 9:16Speaker 4: you just like you.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Damn right. I'll be catching the hook. But that's disgusting. Yep.
- 9:26Speaker 5: Anyway, the point I was trying to make before I
- 9:28Speaker 5: was so rudely interrupted was when I watched the playback
- 9:33Speaker 5: of the show. When I watched the clips and stuff,
- 9:35Speaker 5: I see three distracted niggas up here trying to be
- 9:38Speaker 5: funny but also being like Facebook cat videos.
- 9:42Speaker 2: Hmm, cat video? What cat videos you're talking about?
- 9:49Speaker 5: I watched, I watched a cat video.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Last name.
- 9:51Speaker 4: I'm about to said, look if I'm gonna watch the
- 9:53Speaker 4: cat gonna be Pa who was playing the bed.
- 9:57Speaker 5: Maybe taste have have.
- 10:01Speaker 2: Devolved devolved? My bad, y'all. I shouldn't have brought that up.
- 10:16Speaker 2: You see, I'm fat behind this table. I'm changing.
- 10:20Speaker 5: I'm changing the name of the episode from Old Bay
- 10:23Speaker 5: Kim Chee to Smoke Detective.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Smoked Lloyd Banks Fire. That's the episode. Time on fire.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Let's getting smoked. It's on fire. I was gonna say
- 10:41Speaker 2: fire that one. H use, Oh damn we did.
- 10:46Speaker 5: I forgot you like that song because you mentioned a
- 10:48Speaker 5: couple of times the group smoke Detect four five.
- 10:54Speaker 2: What you say you have anger? You're speaking of comments
- 11:00Speaker 2: to faces with Timberland, I enjoyed foot on the face.
- 11:06Speaker 3: I ain't never had no.
- 11:10Speaker 2: That's because you with short I can't reach mid back.
- 11:24Speaker 2: He got head over the ship like so like, damn,
- 11:33Speaker 2: he's doing it.
- 11:34Speaker 3: He's not going you felt bag to hit your head
- 11:36Speaker 3: on east to do some extra ship. But your little ass,
- 11:40Speaker 3: that's why I don't give you a niggas, no change.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Make me a background like that sick like this is
- 11:51Speaker 2: the kind of ship I gotta do? Ship? How y'all
- 11:56Speaker 2: like this?
- 11:57Speaker 5: I forgot the point I was trying to make.
- 12:00Speaker 2: You talking about so here my tastes have expanded. Damn.
- 12:08Speaker 4: I appreciate that. I mean, I'm appreciate talking back. You know,
- 12:12Speaker 4: I appreciate you for that because you know, I mean
- 12:14Speaker 4: that that shows that you are a grown man. It
- 12:18Speaker 4: ain't like when they was. They thought they only want
- 12:20Speaker 4: They only wanted like the Teddies and ass. But it's
- 12:22Speaker 4: crazy because we used to love that natural ship. The
- 12:26Speaker 4: world used to love that natural ship.
- 12:27Speaker 5: Now I still do.
- 12:29Speaker 4: It's like now it's like everybody got you know, first
- 12:31Speaker 4: of it was a brust and plants. We you know,
- 12:32Speaker 4: we got niggas are comfortable with that.
- 12:34Speaker 2: It was like, I haven't seen too many videos. I'm
- 12:41Speaker 2: just like this. I enjoyed those two. Man. It looks
- 12:46Speaker 2: like they heard not only if you want them to.
- 12:53Speaker 3: My tender natural. They dropped like an album when I
- 12:55Speaker 3: take my something?
- 12:59Speaker 2: What a good?
- 13:00Speaker 3: When you're on top, ladies, I'm just saying, what about
- 13:03Speaker 3: train his neck and lift up?
- 13:04Speaker 2: And what else is my niggas? Uh?
- 13:12Speaker 5: How was New Year's.
- 13:16Speaker 2: It was cool? It was cool.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Had me a mean naire's two step going on with
- 13:20Speaker 3: a nigga named Rufus.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Finally was able to stay up, and my mind stayed up.
- 13:29Speaker 5: And you know I heard something when I drive my
- 13:30Speaker 5: I said, a couple of spots off and I'm gonna
- 13:32Speaker 5: just keep on going.
- 13:33Speaker 2: I just know that my mortgage is paid. I bet
- 13:35Speaker 2: it did.
- 13:36Speaker 5: Come on, come on, young guy, and he wrote me
- 13:38Speaker 5: in the wheel. Speaking of old niggas. I saw a
- 13:44Speaker 5: video on on X a couple of days ago, and
- 13:49Speaker 5: apparently there was a guy who was sixty He said
- 13:54Speaker 5: he was sixty seven or sixty eight, but he I
- 13:57Speaker 5: guess I'll show y'all. I'm not looking at bringham stuff.
- 14:00Speaker 5: But he he competes in bodybuilding competitions.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and this is him. He's sixty seven years old.
- 14:11Speaker 2: And he oh, I was shining them niggas.
- 14:14Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know she like, well when bold with
- 14:16Speaker 4: the with the salt, Well that ain't so he said, he's.
- 14:18Speaker 5: Almost seventy years old. And this was motivation. So I'm
- 14:25Speaker 5: back in the gym.
- 14:25Speaker 2: I've been so.
- 14:26Speaker 5: I started back in the gym right after my thirty
- 14:28Speaker 5: ninth birthday, back in the back go heit seeing look
- 14:31Speaker 5: at it, lusty ass. I started back in the gym
- 14:35Speaker 5: after I got on vacation for work. And I'm about
- 14:37Speaker 5: two weeks, two three weeks in at this point, back
- 14:40Speaker 5: to working out regularly in the gym.
- 14:42Speaker 2: You're not going to like it.
- 14:43Speaker 5: Because there's a guy in my gym who was about
- 14:45Speaker 5: I think he said one time when I overhard him
- 14:47Speaker 5: talking to somebody else, I think it was he went
- 14:49Speaker 5: and it was like a seventy forth of seventy six birthday.
- 14:52Speaker 5: But he looks like this, And I said, if you
- 14:54Speaker 5: were if you were to see a headless pick of him,
- 14:56Speaker 5: you would think he's in his maybe early than mid
- 14:59Speaker 5: forties man. And this goes, if you take care of
- 15:03Speaker 5: yourself like this, this my man, mister Leon, say hey
- 15:07Speaker 5: to him. He probably still sharp sharps attack because he
- 15:10Speaker 5: works out. He probably he's so staying active. That was
- 15:13Speaker 5: motivation to keep get my ass back in the gym
- 15:15Speaker 5: and stay my ass in the gym, because I'm trying
- 15:17Speaker 5: to like that when I'm in my sixties, mister call him.
- 15:22Speaker 5: But the guy in my gym who's he's probably a
- 15:23Speaker 5: good ten years older than that guy. He took his
- 15:26Speaker 5: shirt off I think he was doing here. He was
- 15:28Speaker 5: like an arm day and he took his shirt off
- 15:29Speaker 5: to like stretch of something, and I was like God damn,
- 15:32Speaker 5: he built better than half the niggas in this broom.
- 15:35Speaker 2: That's because he got his burns.
- 15:36Speaker 5: Call him it's mostly genetics. I'm sure, no, but you know,
- 15:41Speaker 5: you know that experience that nigga probably throwing bails ahead.
- 15:45Speaker 2: With gen genetics together him. No, probably definitely got a
- 15:50Speaker 2: buff bluff flow.
- 15:54Speaker 5: I was like, that's motivation because you you probably so
- 15:58Speaker 5: sharp as attack, still moving, you still stay active as
- 16:01Speaker 5: you get older because you know, unfortunately, as you get older,
- 16:05Speaker 5: you lose muscle Massesecially, if you don't work out, you
- 16:06Speaker 5: lose muscle mass, you lose flexibility. That's when back pain start,
- 16:10Speaker 5: hit pain start, and a lot of that is just
- 16:12Speaker 5: because you don't stretch enough.
- 16:13Speaker 3: To be honest, like uh, like Joan and Melvin People's
- 16:19Speaker 3: on that episode of Girls, Oh my god, oh my god.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was that's crazy.
- 16:31Speaker 5: So yeah, motivation staying in the gym. Yeah, pray for
- 16:35Speaker 5: me hopefully. You know, I'm back to stretching. At the
- 16:37Speaker 5: top of every year, I do yoga a month of yoga,
- 16:40Speaker 5: thirty days straight. I do yoga in my living room
- 16:42Speaker 5: first thing in the morning, just you know, getting hips
- 16:44Speaker 5: open and stuff and being there stretching it.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Good to stay limber.
- 16:53Speaker 5: Start the year off on a good note, getting active again,
- 16:55Speaker 5: you you know, get to move in and stuff, because
- 16:57Speaker 5: you know, I'm getting older, to be pushing forty and
- 16:59Speaker 5: I I don't try to be.
- 17:01Speaker 3: Like I was the other day.
- 17:04Speaker 6: I don't know what other day I was, like, Jesus, listen,
- 17:07Speaker 6: he's I went to I went to Fern for a
- 17:12Speaker 6: former co worker mine, and the seats at the auditorium
- 17:19Speaker 6: where they had that were really really low, you know,
- 17:22Speaker 6: they getting up and down at this point, just leaning
- 17:24Speaker 6: down and helped me. I'm not gonna getting up out
- 17:26Speaker 6: this day. And my back was killing me.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Baby.
- 17:29Speaker 6: I was at work with a light of cane patch
- 17:31Speaker 6: with a heating patch on top of it. At work,
- 17:33Speaker 6: I said, this is ridiculous if you use.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Man upstairs and your buried and something that.
- 17:40Speaker 3: It's not buried up against the wall in the corner.
- 17:45Speaker 5: To a couple of years ago. That this thing ain't
- 17:48Speaker 5: seen the light of day since I bought it in
- 17:49Speaker 5: this Huh.
- 17:51Speaker 2: That's crazy. I used at the top for one down
- 17:58Speaker 2: that down with dogs the key we're gonna call We're
- 18:03Speaker 2: gonna call its.
- 18:06Speaker 6: According to Shell, the reason my back was hurting is
- 18:09Speaker 6: because it hasn't been put to youth.
- 18:11Speaker 2: That's what she's saying.
- 18:12Speaker 5: And on a more serious note, really quickly, we want
- 18:14Speaker 5: to say to our forever fourth co host Key, yes,
- 18:17Speaker 5: support her and recipes for her uncle Andy, who passed
- 18:20Speaker 5: very suddenly right before Christmas. You know, losing somebody unexpectedly
- 18:26Speaker 5: is never an easy thing. But you know, we love
- 18:29Speaker 5: you Sis to you know, her mom, her siblings, her
- 18:31Speaker 5: grandmother who is ninety two. I think Gridma's like ninety two.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Thank youthday.
- 18:38Speaker 5: Yeah, so we will say we love y'all. Shops a
- 18:41Speaker 5: text too, but we want to say to Key's whole family,
- 18:45Speaker 5: we love y'all. We're here to support y'all, you know,
- 18:48Speaker 5: through this transition, and it was good to see y'all
- 18:51Speaker 5: over Christmas. Glad we were able to attend the funeral,
- 18:54Speaker 5: to support y'all and love on y'all. And if y'all
- 18:56Speaker 5: ever need us for anything, you know, she pop up
- 18:58Speaker 5: she got a key.
- 18:59Speaker 2: I don't.
- 19:00Speaker 5: I don't have the key the code to the front
- 19:02Speaker 5: door yet, but Keith did say, she was like, I mean, you.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Ain't got you don't have the cold.
- 19:06Speaker 5: Just come on, we all got no I said, I mean,
- 19:09Speaker 5: you can give me the cold, but she never did
- 19:11Speaker 5: give me the cold. I mean, but y'all want to
- 19:13Speaker 5: see this.
- 19:14Speaker 2: But we love y'all. You know, get sorry for y'all
- 19:16Speaker 2: lost what I said, We like Martin just popping like
- 19:21Speaker 2: everybody had the key.
- 19:22Speaker 5: In even still, well I don't knock on seani front door.
- 19:25Speaker 5: But even still, you don't just walk in people houses
- 19:26Speaker 5: if you do have time. Yeah, we're supposed to call no,
- 19:33Speaker 5: but just to wrap it up, you know, we look
- 19:35Speaker 5: to key in her whole family.
- 19:36Speaker 2: We love y'all.
- 19:36Speaker 5: We're here to support y'all. Know anything y'all need.
- 19:39Speaker 2: You know, losing a family member suddenly, it's never an
- 19:42Speaker 2: easy thing. But you know we're here. So you're ready
- 19:47Speaker 2: to get into question of the week real quick.
- 19:51Speaker 4: Yes, I want to say the one thing that the
- 19:53Speaker 4: whole that we and then uh that we that we
- 19:56Speaker 4: work on as a whole like everybody. It's like the
- 20:01Speaker 4: amount of hate that we put on on the internet
- 20:03Speaker 4: like you know or you know, hate comments and understand
- 20:06Speaker 4: that it we lost in the black Black nerve community.
- 20:10Speaker 4: We lost a young lady named squid Kid.
- 20:12Speaker 2: Eleven eleven, who's that? Yeah, she was sorry. She was
- 20:20Speaker 2: a black She was a black coss player.
- 20:22Speaker 4: And you know, the black cosplayer community is big and
- 20:25Speaker 4: small at the same time, and it's like it's not
- 20:27Speaker 4: a lot of people, but you know, for some of them,
- 20:30Speaker 4: it's missing escape from you know, escape from the real
- 20:33Speaker 4: world for that one moment, trying to be.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Around other people that could like you.
- 20:37Speaker 4: However, she was bullied, like she she was bullied, bullied
- 20:42Speaker 4: until you know, until that you know, that got dumb,
- 20:45Speaker 4: that got the worst of them.
- 20:47Speaker 2: And my thing was some of them was like your
- 20:50Speaker 2: own people. And of course, and I think the thing
- 20:54Speaker 2: that like triped me out is it's a lot of people.
- 20:56Speaker 2: It's a lot of people out here that that that
- 20:58Speaker 2: just trolled.
- 20:59Speaker 4: And then you hear about you, about the person that
- 21:01Speaker 4: you're patrolling, unlive themselves or whatever, and then it's like, yo,
- 21:04Speaker 4: you're revelent it, and then move on to the next
- 21:07Speaker 4: and like move on to the next person, and it's like, yo,
- 21:09Speaker 4: the I would say, just you know, just be mindful
- 21:12Speaker 4: of what you're saying, and you know, just think about it,
- 21:15Speaker 4: like you don't want nobody to say nothing to you
- 21:17Speaker 4: or about anybody that you love to push them to
- 21:20Speaker 4: the situation that you're pushing somebody else to because one
- 21:23Speaker 4: way or another you're gonna.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Get it back. And it's like it's not worth it.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Be kind to people you never.
- 21:30Speaker 3: No matter, never know what they're going through. While we
- 21:34Speaker 3: added right before the holidays, we lost a legend Rob.
- 21:44Speaker 5: Yeah man and his wife and that was.
- 21:48Speaker 6: That to me to highlight it with mental illness and
- 21:55Speaker 6: self medicating. Looks like they were murdered, unlived by their
- 22:00Speaker 6: own son.
- 22:01Speaker 5: Yeah, and he I think he had been recently just
- 22:03Speaker 5: diagnosed with schizophrenia, I think.
- 22:05Speaker 6: And and and to add drugs on top of that, Yeah,
- 22:10Speaker 6: that that that was rough. Uh it's a horrible way
- 22:14Speaker 6: to lose family.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Uh So, prayers to their family, specifically their daughter who
- 22:20Speaker 3: had the unfortunate.
- 22:23Speaker 2: She found it. Oh wow.
- 22:25Speaker 3: He unfortunately was the one who who found her parents
- 22:29Speaker 3: and it was brutal from what was being spoken about
- 22:32Speaker 3: on the news. The son has been arrested. He's being
- 22:34Speaker 3: charged with first degree un alive and in both of
- 22:38Speaker 3: his parents' death. So that's really that's really really said,
- 22:43Speaker 3: Like it's just said, it's it's said. But if you
- 22:49Speaker 3: don't know who he is, going to come up. He's
- 22:51Speaker 3: a legend and the game since we back in the
- 22:54Speaker 3: day off. As an act, he was the Mike on
- 22:57Speaker 3: All in the Family. Yeah, yeah, on All in the Family.
- 23:01Speaker 2: And he went on to become.
- 23:04Speaker 3: Director.
- 23:06Speaker 6: Yeah, he's he's he's, he's done. He's responsible for a
- 23:08Speaker 6: lot of the romantic comedies that we grew. Sleepless in Seattle,
- 23:12Speaker 6: I believe. I believe that, if I'm not mistaken. I
- 23:16Speaker 6: think it was Sleepless in Seattle and it was something.
- 23:19Speaker 6: Oh God, forgot the name of the other movie it
- 23:22Speaker 6: might have been. I think they were like two of
- 23:24Speaker 6: his most popular movies. I could be wrong, correct me
- 23:26Speaker 6: in the comments if I'm wrong, but.
- 23:27Speaker 2: I believe it was the nice though.
- 23:29Speaker 5: But yet should everybody were kind of because you never
- 23:32Speaker 5: know the battles people are facing, especially nowadays with the
- 23:35Speaker 5: economy and stuff's expensive.
- 23:37Speaker 3: And watch your words because you never know who's reading comments.
- 23:42Speaker 2: So who sees things or.
- 23:44Speaker 5: Who might read your comment and pop up on you
- 23:46Speaker 5: three hours from their house. Yeah on camera, Yeah, and
- 23:49Speaker 5: beat your ass. Yeah, that's that's going into question of
- 23:54Speaker 5: the week.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Yeah, I've just seen it. You know, I'm serious.
- 23:57Speaker 5: That girl, I think we talked about it.
- 23:58Speaker 2: She was talking. The girl walked up on her like,
- 24:01Speaker 2: what was that?
- 24:02Speaker 5: Or that that that one black girl? I think she
- 24:04Speaker 5: went vibal at some point. I think it was early
- 24:06Speaker 5: December where she posted a video about something. It might
- 24:09Speaker 5: have been a video about politics, and a guy, a
- 24:11Speaker 5: white guy, came in and was saying racist shit in
- 24:13Speaker 5: her comments. She tracked him down, found him at his
- 24:16Speaker 5: office and did you just She didn't show his face,
- 24:20Speaker 5: but she had him. She the camera was pointed on her, but.
- 24:23Speaker 2: You could hear his voice.
- 24:25Speaker 5: He's like, yo, I didn leave a comment on on
- 24:26Speaker 5: your on a page like that. She was like, are
- 24:28Speaker 5: you going to apologize? If not, I tell you your
- 24:30Speaker 5: wife about the grinder profile I fan. He was like, yeah,
- 24:37Speaker 5: So just be mindful of the stuff you say to
- 24:40Speaker 5: people because you do not know the links people will
- 24:42Speaker 5: go to get there.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Get back.
- 24:45Speaker 3: What I call inspector gadgets.
- 24:48Speaker 2: You've all like, they will find you. They will find you.
- 24:51Speaker 2: It don't take much and.
- 24:53Speaker 3: You will lose everything, or you might end up like
- 24:56Speaker 3: the stupid bitch from Cinemon who they made it go
- 24:59Speaker 3: fund me for her and she was down right racist.
- 25:04Speaker 5: Let's get started A question in the week. Our first
- 25:06Speaker 5: question of the week of season four of I don't
- 25:08Speaker 5: know that city of the podcast. So when I question
- 25:11Speaker 5: of the Week segment of the show, I scour the
- 25:13Speaker 5: interwebs read my TikTok at y p Patri, because the
- 25:16Speaker 5: way the hell else would I look for stuff like this,
- 25:19Speaker 5: Hey TikTok I save find these videos or these prompts,
- 25:24Speaker 5: save them in our group chat, and then I pull
- 25:26Speaker 5: them up to read on the show. So first video,
- 25:30Speaker 5: or rather question the week for this episode, you're all
- 25:32Speaker 5: ready I'm bored. Give me the most unhinged reason you've
- 25:45Speaker 5: ever ghosted someone. I don't mean they gave you the ick.
- 25:48Speaker 5: I want the most unhinged, abhorren thing anyone has done
- 25:52Speaker 5: in the talking stage. All right, let's get to it, y'all.
- 25:56Speaker 5: Let's get to it, y'all. Let's Oh wait, that's me
- 26:00Speaker 5: sent me flowers at work. I never told him where
- 26:02Speaker 5: I worked or the address.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Call the police.
- 26:06Speaker 6: Oh yeah, call the police. Oh fuck that mm hm,
- 26:10Speaker 6: you've been in your bushes. Call the police, which was right.
- 26:14Speaker 5: Down Eiven Way.
- 26:16Speaker 2: And how was she Like?
- 26:21Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's crazy. That's scary because it's like, how
- 26:27Speaker 4: did you get that information?
- 26:31Speaker 2: And now I can't trust none of the people that
- 26:33Speaker 2: none of the people that I hang out with.
- 26:34Speaker 5: You got not even that people can look. You never
- 26:37Speaker 5: know about your digital footprint and how especially if you're
- 26:41Speaker 5: a person like a lot of people millennials who live online,
- 26:45Speaker 5: who came up using Twitter, Twitter and Instagram and Facebook,
- 26:50Speaker 5: and your whole life or large portions of your life
- 26:52Speaker 5: are plastered throughout social media. You aren't as hard to
- 26:55Speaker 5: find that you think you are, especially if you use
- 26:56Speaker 5: your your real name on social media site.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Right, yeah, just like that, Just like that dude the
- 27:03Speaker 2: trolled that black man and in his Twitch stream and
- 27:05Speaker 2: my main went, oh that that video on on.
- 27:10Speaker 5: I followed him on on the had almost a hundred
- 27:13Speaker 5: million views.
- 27:14Speaker 4: Of course because everybody everybody sent that though. They put
- 27:17Speaker 4: it with the nas ether, you know, they said, yeah
- 27:19Speaker 4: they sent that video to everybody, like yo, don't you
- 27:21Speaker 4: ever play me? Souple coming Like I'd be like.
- 27:24Speaker 5: I know the ship you're stationed, and I know in
- 27:26Speaker 5: this picture of all the black people that you served with,
- 27:28Speaker 5: should I send them send them this video?
- 27:30Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, yikes, rating, that's that's diabolical,
- 27:39Speaker 2: Like yeah.
- 27:41Speaker 3: Yeah, that's scary. That's called police in order.
- 27:45Speaker 5: Okay, next one, I'm bored. Give me the most unhingeur
- 27:48Speaker 5: reason you've ever go to someone. I don't mean they
- 27:51Speaker 5: gave you the ick. I want the most abhorrent thing
- 27:53Speaker 5: anyone has done in the talking stage. Him and his
- 27:57Speaker 5: mind were not just weirdly close, they were creepily m.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Hm mm hmm. Emotional incests. No, nigga, that's the that's
- 28:08Speaker 2: sleeping in the same bed together.
- 28:11Speaker 3: It never works out. That never works out in your
- 28:13Speaker 3: in your favor.
- 28:14Speaker 5: That sounds like you know, that sounds like from uh
- 28:19Speaker 5: from ten too's down, shine.
- 28:21Speaker 6: Don't do it down to you. One thing to do
- 28:24Speaker 6: with a man I respects his mama is the one
- 28:26Speaker 6: thing to do with the mom is when you know
- 28:27Speaker 6: my son a little weak, but you know what I mean,
- 28:30Speaker 6: don't do it?
- 28:31Speaker 2: Run run right now? Are you serious? You may have
- 28:36Speaker 2: to put pause on his mama. Let's get the funk out.
- 28:41Speaker 2: That's agreed. Run, that's run. That's that's the breaking. Run.
- 28:45Speaker 5: Okay, I'm bored. Give me the most unhinge reason you've
- 28:49Speaker 5: ghosted someone. I don't mean to give you the eck.
- 28:52Speaker 5: I want the most imhorrant thing anyone has done in
- 28:54Speaker 5: the talking stage. He slapped me in public.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Are you writing this from jail, because that's where it
- 29:05Speaker 3: should be coming from. Well, because you should have need
- 29:07Speaker 3: him in his balls.
- 29:08Speaker 2: What he slapped you? What why he didn't pull out
- 29:13Speaker 2: your pepper spray something? Mm hmm.
- 29:18Speaker 3: It should have been like an instant uh reflex.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Box.
- 29:30Speaker 4: I was like, I mean, I'm gonna get out of
- 29:32Speaker 4: five because like that's already, that's already, that's al that's
- 29:36Speaker 4: already a red flag.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Like you didn't know that ship was pretty.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Slapped you in public as opposed to slapping.
- 29:41Speaker 2: You in private. Nah, I'm just saying that you knew,
- 29:43Speaker 2: you knew the slap was coming. Some people don't have
- 29:47Speaker 2: quick reflex not at all. No, I'm saying not even that.
- 29:50Speaker 4: But you know they say, you know, they say women
- 29:52Speaker 4: like women's they they they had their feelings like the
- 29:55Speaker 4: first couple of seconds of that at the end of
- 29:57Speaker 4: counter and it's like.
- 29:59Speaker 6: Somebody it's verbally abusive. They will they will turn physical.
- 30:03Speaker 6: I don't give damn nobody to say.
- 30:05Speaker 5: That's that's a conversation for what. We don't have a
- 30:07Speaker 5: topic next. Let's move on to the next.
- 30:09Speaker 2: One time crust.
- 30:14Speaker 5: I'm bored, give me the most unhingured reason you've ever
- 30:16Speaker 5: go to someone. I don't mean they gave you the it.
- 30:18Speaker 5: I want the most abhorrent thing anyone has done in
- 30:21Speaker 5: the talking stage, said to me, Yeah, I was actually
- 30:25Speaker 5: trying to date your best friend.
- 30:26Speaker 2: But she's so out of my league.
- 30:37Speaker 3: And if you said that to me about my best friend,
- 30:39Speaker 3: I'm an unleash my best friend on you, and.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Her tongue is lethal.
- 30:43Speaker 6: She's going to hurt your feelings. She's going to have
- 30:45Speaker 6: your ancestors say all right, damn all Ship.
- 30:49Speaker 5: I mean she said he didn't hear he says to
- 30:51Speaker 5: somebody on turt my feeling.
- 30:53Speaker 2: She was to me, I was like Ship, she read
- 30:59Speaker 2: her ex go bad one day.
- 31:00Speaker 6: I said, well fuck you too. Oh Ship, you ain't
- 31:02Speaker 6: even talking to me. Okay, I'm sorry God, but she
- 31:06Speaker 6: don't play word.
- 31:08Speaker 3: She minds her business until it's time for her not
- 31:10Speaker 3: to mind her business, and you're going home.
- 31:12Speaker 2: She started minding our business getting because take it, everybody.
- 31:16Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 31:18Speaker 5: Wady, that's a nigga.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Fuck you.
- 31:23Speaker 5: The nerve of you, bitch, and I'm about to call them.
- 31:25Speaker 3: Potendingly and all your utilities cut off, bitch.
- 31:31Speaker 6: See how you can see in the dark in the
- 31:32Speaker 6: cold hole, and I'm gonna do it last three eight
- 31:36Speaker 6: three pm, so the fun they gonna cut it back
- 31:38Speaker 6: on to the next day.
- 31:42Speaker 5: The way cat, that'd be Diebocle. You know you can't
- 31:47Speaker 5: do it over when that's time because they won't cut
- 31:48Speaker 5: off there. Yes, cold were not gonna cut your heat off.
- 31:50Speaker 5: But you know, allegedly you go and.
- 31:55Speaker 2: No, don't, don't incriminate yourself.
- 31:57Speaker 4: Okay, right next one said alleged dude that ship on
- 32:01Speaker 4: a Friday, they can't talk.
- 32:07Speaker 5: Line, I'm bored. Give me the most unhandde reason you've
- 32:11Speaker 5: ever go to someone. I don't mean it gave you
- 32:14Speaker 5: the ick. I want the most abhorrent thing anyone has
- 32:16Speaker 5: done in the talking stage. After the first date, he
- 32:20Speaker 5: said he absolutely knew we belonged together, but I wasn't
- 32:23Speaker 5: giving I was giving him anxiety that I wasn't in
- 32:26Speaker 5: love with him yet and I needed to figure out
- 32:28Speaker 5: what was wrong.
- 32:29Speaker 2: It was the first date, bro, so hold up, hold up.
- 32:36Speaker 4: That is kind of like flirtatious at the same time,
- 32:39Speaker 4: but then at the same time it was hella creepy.
- 32:41Speaker 2: But it was like, you know, it's like he just
- 32:44Speaker 2: you know you're mine. You just don't know it yet.
- 32:47Speaker 6: Did you feel a yank on the back of your
- 32:49Speaker 6: head because he pulled a piece of your hair and
- 32:50Speaker 6: he's about to make a dog run.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Run immediately, immediately, just keep watching, like, just keep Why
- 33:00Speaker 4: don't you love me?
- 33:02Speaker 2: Tell me? Baby?
- 33:04Speaker 9: Why don't you love me? When I make me so day?
- 33:08Speaker 9: Easy love? Why don't you need me telling me?
- 33:17Speaker 2: Baby? Why don't you need me? Because you know how
- 33:20Speaker 2: to to?
- 33:24Speaker 10: I got gord keep my head in, but you can't
- 33:35Speaker 10: tell me that I'm not smud.
- 33:44Speaker 2: I got moves in the bedroom. Oh, ship, ship only
- 33:53Speaker 2: how the fun we started that ship? I like all
- 33:57Speaker 2: of the things I do.
- 34:01Speaker 3: It's just you.
- 34:03Speaker 2: I why I said he liked it? Next one, why
- 34:13Speaker 2: don't you love She fucking snorted?
- 34:19Speaker 11: Yo.
- 34:22Speaker 2: I was like, you know what's funny? Funny? There's nothing
- 34:28Speaker 2: not to love about me? No, No, there's nothing not Sorry, Joe,
- 34:34Speaker 2: what's stomach hurt?
- 34:38Speaker 5: Maybe you're just not the one.
- 34:40Speaker 3: I'm trying to kid but I can't.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Oh, maybe you're just playing. I'm trying dumb, dumb, dum
- 34:56Speaker 2: wad the f that was in the song I love
- 35:03Speaker 2: I can't tell hold on all right? Jeez, loved that song.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Launch Rocket, She really did. But that was from Was
- 35:19Speaker 2: that on the special? Was that on the bonus edition
- 35:22Speaker 2: of four?
- 35:23Speaker 5: Why Won't You Love Me?
- 35:24Speaker 2: Beyond saying be hive? Today?
- 35:27Speaker 5: I'll working in the comments tell us what I think
- 35:28Speaker 5: that was on the special edition of four? Yeah, it
- 35:31Speaker 5: was on the same because Dance for You was also
- 35:32Speaker 5: on that edition. Dance for You and I think School
- 35:34Speaker 5: in Life. Yeah, I think it was a special.
- 35:37Speaker 2: Damn Long my knees Hurt. I mean, we'll take you
- 35:40Speaker 2: a dancing for you as you're doing that. That was
- 35:42Speaker 2: that song is Slowest Ship My Knees Hurt. There's a
- 35:44Speaker 2: lot of grinding for that song.
- 35:47Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was Bendover and there's a lot of
- 35:48Speaker 3: grinding Dad in Rocket, both of them songs.
- 35:51Speaker 5: Long, y'all. Act three is coming, they may say the
- 36:00Speaker 5: one of the co chairs at the met Gala this year.
- 36:05Speaker 5: Y'all say it's forty four. Yep, the twenty ninth of May.
- 36:09Speaker 5: I believe it's It's falls on a Friday. Rnnie and
- 36:13Speaker 5: Cowboy Carter were released on Friday to twenty night for
- 36:15Speaker 5: their respective years. Act three is coming to be high
- 36:19Speaker 5: gergiel loins, this bitch about to run out about to
- 36:22Speaker 5: run out pockets again, Yon.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Say it's coming.
- 36:26Speaker 5: You know, she don't know. She don't want talking to people,
- 36:28Speaker 5: but she she co chairing the met gala. She about
- 36:32Speaker 5: to run out pocket y'all. I told you I think
- 36:35Speaker 5: I'm doing the sweet this year. Well for the tour. Okay, okay, right,
- 36:42Speaker 5: Gergia Luins be high yep, all right, I'm bored. Give
- 36:48Speaker 5: me the most unhinged reason you ever go to someone.
- 36:51Speaker 5: I don't mean they gave you the ick. I want
- 36:53Speaker 5: the most abhorrent thing anyone has done. In the talking stage,
- 36:59Speaker 5: he kept talking about how pretty guys in Thailand were
- 37:02Speaker 5: and he couldn't wait to go on a trip there
- 37:04Speaker 5: in five months.
- 37:05Speaker 2: I paid for my drinks and promptly left work. That's
- 37:13Speaker 2: how they said.
- 37:14Speaker 5: Right, that's a that's a lady, by the way, like
- 37:19Speaker 5: that is a woman. Her name is that. That's a
- 37:24Speaker 5: that's a woman. But he talked about how the boys
- 37:28Speaker 5: in Thailand were so pretty, and I.
- 37:30Speaker 2: Think he stuff like a thanks. He wanted to get
- 37:35Speaker 2: stuff they lady boys. That's what she's said. He's going
- 37:39Speaker 2: to get stuff like a thanksgive of turkey.
- 37:42Speaker 5: I think he's doing the stuff in But then again,
- 37:44Speaker 5: no don't say that. Don't say that because some guys
- 37:47Speaker 5: like having back on the b R. Some guys like.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Jesus fix it.
- 37:54Speaker 5: You haven't seen those memes where people somebody would make
- 37:58Speaker 5: up is in the back seat the car and they
- 37:59Speaker 5: stopped show and they pull away and there's this whole
- 38:02Speaker 5: face on the back of the.
- 38:04Speaker 2: Oh okay, some people like Mac on the back. That's
- 38:09Speaker 2: the rating.
- 38:11Speaker 5: Mack on the back. Should we chance the episode title again?
- 38:17Speaker 5: No salk detectives. Detectives is fine, yeah, but Mack on
- 38:22Speaker 5: the back of Yes, alrighty, let's see, let's delete that.
- 38:29Speaker 5: We're dombe with that one. Yep, yep, yep, next one,
- 38:33Speaker 5: I'm bored. Give me the most unhinged reason you've ever
- 38:37Speaker 5: go to someone. I don't mean they gave you the ick.
- 38:39Speaker 5: I want the most abhorrent thing anyone has done in
- 38:42Speaker 5: the talking stage. Told me to stop getting tattoos because
- 38:46Speaker 5: his mom doesn't like them. Over FaceTime the second time
- 38:50Speaker 5: we ever talked.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Boy, I don't even know her.
- 38:57Speaker 3: I never even mention your ball mother.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Wait the talk old face time twice? How the fuck
- 39:09Speaker 2: that time? After once less than thrice? How what this was?
- 39:15Speaker 2: How you up?
- 39:17Speaker 3: I like the fact that your mother gets her recipes
- 39:19Speaker 3: from Josh's mom on TikTok.
- 39:23Speaker 2: Josh Mama. What she did, like Josh Mama in the kitchen,
- 39:28Speaker 2: That's what she did. She's such a nice lady.
- 39:31Speaker 6: Fucking pineapples and cheese and mayonnaise, they don't go together.
- 39:36Speaker 6: That sounds like a laxative.
- 39:39Speaker 5: Raiding fuck you and your mom. Yeah though, okay, but
- 39:47Speaker 5: I'm bored. Give me the most unhinged reason you've ever
- 39:50Speaker 5: go to someone. I don't mean to give you the
- 39:52Speaker 5: I want the most abhorrent thing anyone has done in
- 39:55Speaker 5: the talking stage. He was a vegan, I'm not. He
- 40:00Speaker 5: took me to a steakhouse and spent the whole evening
- 40:02Speaker 5: be rating me for eating chicken. Then he caught me fat,
- 40:05Speaker 5: but in a cute way. I bet you could break
- 40:07Speaker 5: me after I split you open. I've never hit block
- 40:10Speaker 5: after a date so fast?
- 40:12Speaker 2: Who tight?
- 40:15Speaker 4: Like that last line, that last line, that last night,
- 40:19Speaker 4: That last night was kind of tough. That last line
- 40:22Speaker 4: was kind of tough. I bet you can break me
- 40:24Speaker 4: a do split you open?
- 40:29Speaker 2: Let me go back to.
- 40:33Speaker 5: Get you, let me see nikas online. I bet you
- 40:38Speaker 5: could break me after I split split.
- 40:49Speaker 2: That's a hard ass line, right, Doug. I mean, you
- 41:00Speaker 2: gotta keep these niggas on their toes. He split open
- 41:05Speaker 2: one the Bonham did Lord split me open? You remember
- 41:14Speaker 2: the song that have to Be Swallowed? That was T
- 41:17Speaker 2: D Jack's first swallowed up? Swallowing up? Is that the
- 41:22Speaker 2: follow up to getting swallowed up? Being split open? Split
- 41:26Speaker 2: the Open? Lord? I'm sorry, Lord splt me out? You
- 41:30Speaker 2: never heard about that her album?
- 41:32Speaker 3: No, I'm not really a big fan of Doctor War
- 41:34Speaker 3: need a barn, I.
- 41:38Speaker 5: Know you that's the actual album Lord, Lord split me
- 41:41Speaker 5: over Open by Doctor One, need to bond.
- 41:44Speaker 3: Them, Split open Lettle Lady, Evil come flowing out.
- 41:48Speaker 2: But I said it, Brady, I'm gonna use that line.
- 41:53Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Oh, that ship might not
- 41:54Speaker 2: be kicking like that should be that ship. That ship
- 41:57Speaker 2: was fire Lord there with but didn't.
- 42:00Speaker 3: They will pee Valley and little Murder telling telling on
- 42:05Speaker 3: Clifford to fill him up.
- 42:09Speaker 2: You ain't never said that before.
- 42:11Speaker 12: Huh.
- 42:12Speaker 3: Probably that's probably how I got pregnant.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Like you said, they need deep in. Then you think
- 42:23Speaker 2: about it, lay like I mean, I've said it before too.
- 42:27Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, y'all got you know, y'all gotta be careful
- 42:29Speaker 4: because y'all y'all be knee deep.
- 42:31Speaker 2: And I say, you know you're talking about you. Put
- 42:32Speaker 2: the pay they right, you know, to.
- 42:35Speaker 3: Get life insurance you because you're out in these streets
- 42:38Speaker 3: living crazy.
- 42:40Speaker 5: You said you wanted to get married.
- 42:41Speaker 2: Why not say that? You said? One hand on that
- 42:45Speaker 2: one hand.
- 42:46Speaker 13: On frontal spinning the butt, thumb of the butt, Mine mine,
- 42:52Speaker 13: mine mine, man, while you.
- 42:55Speaker 2: Being weird than me, I'm bored. That's always be CLAT mean.
- 43:00Speaker 5: The most unhingured reason you ever go to someone. I
- 43:03Speaker 5: don't mean they give you the ick. I want the
- 43:05Speaker 5: most abhorrent thing anyone has ever done in the talking stage.
- 43:10Speaker 5: I'm four eleven. We saw eye of eye. He lied
- 43:12Speaker 5: about his height.
- 43:15Speaker 2: Oh damn, she was thinking she is about she was
- 43:17Speaker 2: about to come and she got jack. It happens to
- 43:22Speaker 2: the best of us. Yep. What's the short that she
- 43:29Speaker 2: would ever date? Let's get realistic. The short ship.
- 43:43Speaker 3: We didn't date, though, we just hunched. You think he
- 43:46Speaker 3: was about five five? How total are you since five
- 43:51Speaker 3: eight and a half.
- 43:55Speaker 6: The shortest that I would prefer today is at least
- 43:59Speaker 6: six feet and that I don't never work out at
- 44:03Speaker 6: I don't know what it is.
- 44:04Speaker 2: They want to climb this tree. I want to climb trees,
- 44:06Speaker 2: and they want me to be the tree. Just said.
- 44:09Speaker 2: I was that happy hour with the other day you
- 44:11Speaker 2: got's complex, bro.
- 44:12Speaker 6: And these two guys walked in and me and mine
- 44:16Speaker 6: stopped and looked and was like, he told the don't
- 44:18Speaker 6: walk in here. I said, when I say I want
- 44:21Speaker 6: to climb trees, this is what I'm talking about, and
- 44:24Speaker 6: was excuse me, excuse me.
- 44:26Speaker 3: How tall are you? He was like, oh, I'm six eight.
- 44:29Speaker 2: He's like that. I said, I said, what you saying, Well,
- 44:36Speaker 2: you know one of my ex six eight. So that's
- 44:39Speaker 2: how all the six eleven is the one that he
- 44:42Speaker 2: died to see. Little came the thing I said. I
- 44:44Speaker 2: was Kevin Durant.
- 44:46Speaker 5: So so, y'all. I was at my office Christmas party
- 44:50Speaker 5: at a at a local bar bar and or restaurant
- 44:53Speaker 5: and it was open to the public. We were sitting
- 44:56Speaker 5: over in the area by the by the by by
- 45:00Speaker 5: the bar, just we just went there because because you know,
- 45:04Speaker 5: we just took over some tables and I was sitting
- 45:06Speaker 5: there talking to my boss, you know, and I happened
- 45:09Speaker 5: to look over and this tall motherfucker was at least
- 45:11Speaker 5: sixty nine six ten walking and I was like, so
- 45:14Speaker 5: about the yeah we were talking about so you know,
- 45:18Speaker 5: this contract we was working on is real tough.
- 45:20Speaker 2: And you know the one thing I didn't like about
- 45:22Speaker 2: it was the fact built skyscrapers and know we need
- 45:26Speaker 2: to talk. The ground was soft. I'm sorry that ground
- 45:32Speaker 2: was so I was about to get real hard. Yeah,
- 45:37Speaker 2: it's cold outside. It's cold. It's cold. Trying to take
- 45:41Speaker 2: them to go to the rocky.
- 45:41Speaker 13: Road moist, so a weatpon too. Next one screw, I
- 45:53Speaker 13: had a flash. Wow, I didn't give him no alcohol.
- 45:57Speaker 3: Y' I sweat.
- 45:57Speaker 2: I had coffee, the typical homosexual. I am.
- 46:03Speaker 5: You know, we drink ice coffee year round. It's about
- 46:06Speaker 5: twenty degrees outside. But I went to dunk and and
- 46:08Speaker 5: was like.
- 46:08Speaker 2: Thank you. I see, don't you have a fucking do
- 46:14Speaker 2: that again? What the fuck do Yeah? You got little
- 46:19Speaker 2: toys added about chice coffees.
- 46:22Speaker 5: Homosexuals up ice coffee year round. Hello, I am homosexual?
- 46:29Speaker 2: I think I am. You know, Jesus, what about her?
- 46:49Speaker 2: So so so hold on, hold on, you bet you
- 46:53Speaker 2: bet the pussy man nobody It was sure to lasting
- 47:05Speaker 2: y'all all his I know, my pa.
- 47:09Speaker 5: That's a different world. Jesus, I'm bored. Give me the
- 47:16Speaker 5: most unhinjuriason you ever go to someone. I don't mean
- 47:19Speaker 5: they gave you the it. I want the most abhorrent
- 47:22Speaker 5: thing anyone has done in the talking stage.
- 47:25Speaker 2: He wrote me.
- 47:27Speaker 5: He wrote me twenty six texts. One was a three
- 47:29Speaker 5: page letter.
- 47:30Speaker 2: We had.
- 47:32Speaker 5: Rewind. He wrote me twenty six texts. One was a
- 47:36Speaker 5: three page letter. We had only one drink together at
- 47:39Speaker 5: that point. Turns out I had the flu. The text read,
- 47:45Speaker 5: I've been pacing the floor for hours, praying to God
- 47:47Speaker 5: that what I think is happening isn't that I could
- 47:50Speaker 5: be losing you, and the pain in my heart is overwhelming.
- 47:53Speaker 5: I fear I may be facing dark days ahead. Twenty
- 47:56Speaker 5: to thirty phone calls. I don't know, y'all. It was
- 47:58Speaker 5: the first fucking.
- 48:00Speaker 2: Eight in New York City, A special cases.
- 48:13Speaker 5: These are their stories. Braden call Olivia Benson. You might
- 48:20Speaker 5: you might go missing, Silic, you may run.
- 48:23Speaker 2: That's the gret.
- 48:23Speaker 5: I would say, check all the interests to your house,
- 48:27Speaker 5: doing the windows, make sure that they locked regularly. Because
- 48:31Speaker 5: of your surroundings, I would leave the air pods in
- 48:33Speaker 5: your pocket while you're out, because he might try to
- 48:35Speaker 5: snatch you and take you into a basement.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Not this one because we're using this one, but another one.
- 48:41Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you gotta get the out of there quickly
- 48:45Speaker 2: right now.
- 48:46Speaker 5: Next one and too too older. Yeah, I'm bored. Give
- 48:51Speaker 5: me the most unhinjured reason you ever go to someone.
- 48:53Speaker 5: I don't mean they give you the ick. I want
- 48:55Speaker 5: the most abhorrent thing anyone has done. In the talking stage.
- 49:00Speaker 5: He took his glass eyeball out at dinner and asked
- 49:03Speaker 5: if I wanted to hold it. I looked for the
- 49:05Speaker 5: nearest Adam I need.
- 49:11Speaker 2: I want to go on and get the jig.
- 49:16Speaker 5: No one, I willie Jesus.
- 49:21Speaker 2: Because I'm not just like, can.
- 49:32Speaker 5: I say for the record, that is a damn good icebreaker.
- 49:37Speaker 5: It's a damn good icebreaker. It's a damn good icebreaker.
- 49:41Speaker 5: If you ask.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Look Byron, now you see it? Now you don't.
- 49:52Speaker 5: I don't take him to spin like had to tell you, Ladyship.
- 50:00Speaker 2: Rating does does do about the yo? It was fucking funny.
- 50:05Speaker 4: And you know what, Peterbody asked the girls, just like
- 50:10Speaker 4: a kick ball yo, because you're listen lord, I'm trying
- 50:16Speaker 4: to see where you're coming from.
- 50:19Speaker 2: You can't. Now you catch it? We can't. Yeah, we
- 50:28Speaker 2: can't look really close. Yeah we want the hell.
- 50:44Speaker 5: That is a good icebreaker because you can sense a
- 50:46Speaker 5: person's sense of human It's trying to be scary as.
- 50:48Speaker 4: How to like nigga you stick your head no but
- 50:52Speaker 4: no but it like but she plays along with women
- 50:55Speaker 4: love and nigga.
- 50:56Speaker 2: You know, women love a nigga. I can make her life.
- 50:59Speaker 5: She might scream a little bit too, might pee a
- 51:01Speaker 5: little bit. You know how to being being frightened a
- 51:05Speaker 5: couple of trips. I've never seen that before. I mean,
- 51:12Speaker 5: apparently you haven't either of them.
- 51:18Speaker 2: I don't worry about it. Happened all the time. They
- 51:24Speaker 2: had been baby one more time. If you look in
- 51:29Speaker 2: my eyes, you see the cee. How come I feel
- 51:41Speaker 2: like somebody's.
- 51:44Speaker 5: I have no prophy? Oh all right, next one, I'm bored.
- 51:52Speaker 5: Give me the most an hinjur reason you ever go
- 51:55Speaker 5: to someone. I don't mean they gave you the eck,
- 51:58Speaker 5: mean I want the most abhorrent thing one has done
- 52:00Speaker 5: in the talking stage. I was in the middle of
- 52:04Speaker 5: telling my friend about this guy I had been seeing.
- 52:07Speaker 5: He asked to hang out, and I told him I
- 52:09Speaker 5: was at a friend's house, but I was free tomorrow.
- 52:12Speaker 5: He sent me a video. I was like, oh, let's
- 52:15Speaker 5: watch it so you can see who I'm talking about.
- 52:17Speaker 5: The video was him setting his house on fire, sobbing
- 52:20Speaker 5: because I chose my friend over him, like truly setting
- 52:24Speaker 5: it ablaze.
- 52:28Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what just a stand watch it burn.
- 52:34Speaker 11: So many so many I was, I'm gonna keep burning
- 52:37Speaker 11: to you, METI what set his own house on fire?
- 52:48Speaker 2: Fire is on fire? Let me tell you something. What
- 52:54Speaker 2: you're saying. What that nigga did his ship.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Imagine he's gonna fuck you up man, change your name
- 53:03Speaker 3: to to to to to something.
- 53:08Speaker 2: And and going to witness protection that he's gonna tell
- 53:11Speaker 2: you what a hot link bitch? Hey yo, and the
- 53:18Speaker 2: entire fuck that's bana. Yeah yeah, my god.
- 53:25Speaker 4: For a nigga acted like that after the off the
- 53:28Speaker 4: first date, Yo, he probably had to work hard to
- 53:30Speaker 4: get that for his date.
- 53:32Speaker 2: M that's like yo. That niggas probably like.
- 53:34Speaker 4: Melvine from Players Club, just sit there was Melvin Mab
- 53:37Speaker 4: and the little nigga showed up a diamond door.
- 53:40Speaker 2: I spent a lot of money with you, like Nigga said,
- 53:43Speaker 2: can I even get a hug? I always always make
- 53:47Speaker 2: sure you get home safe.
- 53:48Speaker 5: Down you let me see your place.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm. Get the funk out of there today.
- 54:02Speaker 2: Change change the information, baby, because he he he coming.
- 54:06Speaker 2: That's that's the long Hen's friend. That's scary.
- 54:08Speaker 5: Next one, I'm bored. Give me the most unhinge reason
- 54:15Speaker 5: you ever go to someone. I don't mean to give
- 54:17Speaker 5: you the ick. I want the most abhorrent thing anyone
- 54:20Speaker 5: has done in the talking stage.
- 54:23Speaker 2: I'm listening on a first date.
- 54:28Speaker 5: I was driving and an A C d C song
- 54:30Speaker 5: came on the radio, so I changed the channel and said,
- 54:33Speaker 5: I don't like a A C d C. This guy
- 54:35Speaker 5: literally punched my arm for not liking a C d C.
- 54:38Speaker 2: Mind you, I'm in my third Excuse me, bitch, put
- 54:43Speaker 2: your hands with me alone, going on.
- 54:52Speaker 5: Been spoke attack, bitch. I'm gonna go ahead, motherfucking the.
- 54:57Speaker 4: Other sounds like a bad horror movie, yo, damn. But yeah,
- 55:07Speaker 4: get the fuck out of there, because, like I said,
- 55:10Speaker 4: you see what he did to they ship. You know
- 55:14Speaker 4: what I'm saying, like, nah he he if he can
- 55:17Speaker 4: fuck himself up? Mm hm, he don't care about your life.
- 55:21Speaker 5: He hits me while I was driving.
- 55:24Speaker 2: Yeah, like a like a fucking song, That's what I'm saying.
- 55:29Speaker 4: Like, Yo, you don't care, you don't care. You don't
- 55:30Speaker 4: care about your like you don't care about your life.
- 55:32Speaker 5: Yes, I'm serving the oncoming track and kill us both.
- 55:36Speaker 3: I have pulled over knights and.
- 55:39Speaker 2: Out of my car. Don't care about my life, nigga,
- 55:41Speaker 2: And I did that once. I get the fuck out
- 55:43Speaker 2: my car.
- 55:44Speaker 5: No, I got hit and Bob was driving. I said,
- 55:46Speaker 5: get the funk off my car. I left that, nig
- 55:48Speaker 5: I never didn't tell you that story. Then, I twenty
- 55:50Speaker 5: is a wild but I'm glad that you. I'm glad
- 55:53Speaker 5: that you set your manage when you start your gound.
- 55:55Speaker 5: You put that motherfucker out. Did you go back and
- 55:58Speaker 5: pick him up?
- 55:58Speaker 2: Or you just like you?
- 56:00Speaker 5: I was dating I was dating somebody who was super
- 56:03Speaker 5: super young at the time, and I was I was
- 56:06Speaker 5: I was younger than twenty five.
- 56:08Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I say, a quarter of a
- 56:10Speaker 2: ten of y'all be like y'all be flowing with it. Yeah,
- 56:13Speaker 2: because I was in the like fifty.
- 56:17Speaker 5: Quarter of fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes, sixty minutes fifteen.
- 56:20Speaker 2: To twenty five. You know what I'm saying, like forty
- 56:22Speaker 2: five quarter till then she did ten of them, like
- 56:25Speaker 2: ten fifty fifty.
- 56:27Speaker 5: I know a lot of kids don't don't understand that
- 56:30Speaker 5: we're talking about time. They don't want to teach like
- 56:33Speaker 5: measurement in terms of like time.
- 56:36Speaker 2: Does you see how we pass?
- 56:38Speaker 4: But then it's like you see how we hated it,
- 56:39Speaker 4: like how we hated when our parents said it, and
- 56:42Speaker 4: then we now now that we like, now that we
- 56:44Speaker 4: are we're older.
- 56:44Speaker 2: It's like, what's all half past six?
- 56:49Speaker 6: I stopped saying quarter up and just say eleven sixty five.
- 56:53Speaker 6: That's that's not even a time. Eleven sixty five is man? Man, Yeah,
- 56:57Speaker 6: it's eleven seventy two.
- 56:59Speaker 2: Man, Just don't just don't don't talk. Some people just
- 57:04Speaker 2: put on words too and beauty.
- 57:09Speaker 3: So yeah, come on, Kelly.
- 57:13Speaker 5: Bundy back to question of the week. Hey, y'all, welcome back.
- 57:18Speaker 5: That all that's taken on.
- 57:20Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 57:21Speaker 5: Give me the most unhingur reason you ever goes to someone.
- 57:23Speaker 5: I don't mean they gave you the ick. I want
- 57:25Speaker 5: the most abhorrent thing anyone has done in the talking stage.
- 57:30Speaker 5: First date, he told me about how he was so
- 57:33Speaker 5: happy I wouldn't have to kill his dad's wife as
- 57:35Speaker 5: he made him executor of his will recently, and I
- 57:38Speaker 5: was like, oh ha ha.
- 57:39Speaker 2: He was like no, I'm serious.
- 57:41Speaker 5: Then proceeded to tell me about how he used to
- 57:44Speaker 5: stalk his ex girlfriends and thought a few seconds and
- 57:46Speaker 5: then was like, oh, but I don't do that anymore,
- 57:48Speaker 5: so don't worry.
- 57:52Speaker 2: What in the the joe from you is going on here?
- 57:56Speaker 3: So you sit here and told me, oh, yeah, I
- 57:59Speaker 3: had to get them is to get my.
- 58:00Speaker 5: Dad stuff now because he made me executive to will.
- 58:02Speaker 2: Because he made me executive will, okay, well he.
- 58:05Speaker 6: Should be worried about whether you're gonna try to take
- 58:07Speaker 6: your daddy out at this, damn boy, and because you okay,
- 58:09Speaker 6: boy anything and then you're throwing down.
- 58:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to be a stalker, but you know
- 58:12Speaker 3: not no more.
- 58:13Speaker 2: You know change my weights got to worry about it.
- 58:16Speaker 2: I was. I was.
- 58:18Speaker 3: Just trust me.
- 58:24Speaker 2: Restraining or I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Three towns over.
- 58:28Speaker 3: It's been a restraining a lot of restraining holders this episode.
- 58:31Speaker 2: Huh yeah, mm hmm, Nope, I'm confused. I'm bored.
- 58:39Speaker 5: Give me the most unhingured reason you ever go to someone.
- 58:42Speaker 5: I don't mean they gave you the eg I want
- 58:43Speaker 5: the most abhorrent thing anyone has done. In the talking stage,
- 58:47Speaker 5: he said, my parents were weak forgetting a divorce.
- 58:54Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh hmmm, yes, nig h m hmm. It's like,
- 59:04Speaker 2: I understand.
- 59:07Speaker 6: You chose to stay together for the family, and you've
- 59:13Speaker 6: lived in a miserable household your whole fucking life. You
- 59:16Speaker 6: think everybody's supposed to live like that?
- 59:19Speaker 2: Go to hell? Just you know.
- 59:21Speaker 4: Play Double's advocates like, I get what you're saying, Like
- 59:23Speaker 4: I get what you're saying with you, because you're probably
- 59:26Speaker 4: trying to say that.
- 59:26Speaker 2: You're in it for the long call type ship. However,
- 59:31Speaker 2: it stead sound creepy.
- 59:32Speaker 4: I mean it still sounds creepycau while you talk about you,
- 59:35Speaker 4: we're gonna fight because while you why you calling my mom,
- 59:37Speaker 4: my mom and my father a week like that should
- 59:41Speaker 4: just shut the fuck up, y'all, y'all, y'all.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Take shut up.
- 59:47Speaker 4: Yeah, ways are flirting now. It's like saying crazy ship
- 59:50Speaker 4: and then me like thinking that that person won't be like.
- 59:53Speaker 2: That's so that's so cute. He is stark up you
- 59:58Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: Raidy him and he rolled in on honestly, truly and
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: his mama, truly, honestly.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: Bitch and his bow headed mama.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: Next one, Yeah, I told you my mama ball heed.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: And not on purpose. Boy, you'll love this.
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: Next one, I'm bored. Give me the most unhingur reason
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: you've ever go to someone. I don't mean to give
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: you the ick. I want the most abhorrent thing anyone
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: has done in the talking stage. Got told he loved
- 1:00:37Speaker 5: me in a week and that I'll be dragged down
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: the aisle regardless of me liking it or not.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: Yeah bye, hello police, police YT Yeah, c.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: I A d e A.
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: You might call Ice on him, Huh, I won't, Raidy,
- 1:01:02Speaker 5: that's the sun of the police. Yeah, that's not on one, bro,
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: Like that's the rating.
- 1:01:08Speaker 6: You're going to jail, bitch Yep, I'm calling Athena. I'm
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: I'm calling I'm calling fucking uh what what?
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: What was? What was?
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: What was Danny Glover's name? And I'm calling myrtal, I'm
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: calling thirty.
- 1:01:29Speaker 12: Time.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: I'm calling Lieutenant Dan and the police. But he was
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: in the army.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: He might know somebody.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: I'm talking I'm gonna do with OHI you gonna fight
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: with no lags.
- 1:01:42Speaker 6: I'm calling Bobby and Bobby and went on the glory.
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: I'm calling him Bobby and they fire fighters. But you're
- 1:01:50Speaker 6: gonna and and and and e m ts. But you're
- 1:01:52Speaker 6: gonna need one of them when I'm done with you,
- 1:01:53Speaker 6: remember to out my face, sir.
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: You know what this was.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: I can't. It's crazy. I'm everything she said. Everything she
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: said four times of season four.
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: Now this one might be a bit controversial, but maybe not.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: I'm bored. Give me the most unheingjur reason you ever
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: go to someone. I don't mean they gave you the ick.
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: I want the most abhorrent thing anyone has done in
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: the talking stage. I hung up with him one time
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: for like an hour. A week later I had to
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: cancel plans because I had my son that day. He
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: told me to bring my son with him. I never
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: bring my son with with me. I never spoke to
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: him again.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: That's because the business lying about having a kid. No,
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: As a mother and a single mother, about not wanting
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: some people get the X and also if people had
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: previous previous trauma.
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: Surrounding the.
- 1:02:57Speaker 6: Kids on themselves, whereas they being brought around people who
- 1:03:01Speaker 6: meant them know you can't.
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: Yeah my kid.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: Anyway. Yeah, so I get it.
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: So because to me, bring my kid now only know
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: you for a week, So that's the single mother.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: I get it.
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: I'm also depending on where they were going, if they
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: were just like eating, like like a Starbucks or something,
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: and the kid was just gonna be there read, going
- 1:03:31Speaker 5: the table of reading, like a little coloring or something
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: especial fore like just a second. It wasn't like a
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: formal data It was just like a second meet up
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: might be kind of Yeah, there.
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: Are people out here who target single single plant.
- 1:03:44Speaker 5: That that is one hundred percent raiding. That was I mean,
- 1:03:48Speaker 5: I don't think it was diabolical or like creepy, but
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: it could be considered like I get it, everybody has
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: the daughter.
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: You know what I was saying, it's just your interpretation.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: I mean, you know, like Bernon said, like your boundaries.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: But yeah, that's that's neither that's neither like diabolic or
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: nothing like that. That's what you're trying to play it safe.
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: Sorry, especially next one, I'm bored. Give me the most
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: unhingeur reason you ever go to someone. I don't mean
- 1:04:14Speaker 5: they gave you the I want the most aphorrent thing
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: anyone has done. In the talking stage. He didn't know
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: how to jump start his car that died on the
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: first date, so I had to do it. Then when
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: we got back in the car, he turned it off,
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: so I had.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: To do it again. Yeah, like wait wait wait wait
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait.
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: Wait wait m hm. That could be that could have
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: has been flirting right there and that ship. Probably she
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: probably did some ship. It might have been like an accident.
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: But then he seen her like he saying her do
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: that ship and was like, oh, do.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: It again, bitch, And I'm like.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: The first time, have a good one. I'm calling me,
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: calling me an open. So it's like I understand, No,
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: I don't understand, Like.
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: My best friend to come give me because we're gonna
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: climb you in the.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: Car looking at like bitch as his nigga, ain't know
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: how I start to call.
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: You know, jump start call me again.
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Because yes, we do have nicknames for people. We did.
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: We jump start Braden.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: That was funny. That was about the sixth we come
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: to the end of the room. It was the boys
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: to me, good luck to you. I'm bored.
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: Give me the most unhejured reason you ever go to someone.
- 1:05:38Speaker 5: I don't mean to give you the I want the
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: most abhorrent thing anyone has done. In the talking stage,
- 1:05:44Speaker 5: he kept accusing me of being AI and then of
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: being a man, even though he knew I had actually
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: given birth to a child.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: What do I need to read again? No, no, no, it's.
- 1:05:59Speaker 4: He's so far, he's so far stuck in, like stuck
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: in like everything that's going on, like everything that's going
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: on now, and said, Yo, he don't know what's he
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: don't he don't know what's real.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: And just because she said she had a kid, it's like, Yo,
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: that shit could be a bitch like you. You know,
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: he might be thinking he getting catfished. He's a dumb ass,
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: basically rating paranoid bitch. No, no, no, no, but I
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: mean yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, you know, like, are
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: you mad? Because Dick's bigger than yours? And that concludeson.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: You go low, I go to hell?
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: All right? What's up next?
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: Sus our very first Q and A of Season four
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: and twenty seeds before we get started? If you have
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: any questions comments topic I movie review ideas.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: It does not have to be tob oh, I got
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: a movie? Oh God?
- 1:07:08Speaker 6: Any rants and events for anything looking like you want
- 1:07:13Speaker 6: to heard on this here podcast.
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- 1:08:55Speaker 3: Many many many many many many many many many moons and.
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: Twenty years ago, wasn't and and and that.
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: She's wigs and foreclothes and summer springs never got full close.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: It didn't get full close.
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: She's going through some ship. Now look up a who
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: and summer spring falls ago. Who's gonna check you both?
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: I'm gonna check me both.
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- 1:09:27Speaker 2: I want to to you sure, I don't know. So
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: she might be putting the hair out, not by her
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- 1:09:39Speaker 6: This first one is coming from one of my favorite threads,
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- 1:09:51Speaker 6: is a This is a two part question. Okay, it's
- 1:09:55Speaker 6: a little lengthy, but I'm gonna do work your magic.
- 1:10:00Speaker 6: I have been with my husband for forty nine years
- 1:10:03Speaker 6: and married to him for forty six. We were each
- 1:10:06Speaker 6: other's second marriages, older and wiser, or so we thought.
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: Together.
- 1:10:11Speaker 6: We raised six children and welcome more than eight grandchildren.
- 1:10:15Speaker 6: We built good careers, a solid life, and would look
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: from the outside like a success story. I am now
- 1:10:22Speaker 6: eighty seven years old. He is eighty. Like all marriages,
- 1:10:27Speaker 6: ours have had ups and downs, but some of those
- 1:10:30Speaker 6: damns changed me forever. On our twenty fifth anniversary, just
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: after celebrating what I believed was a milestone of lover
- 1:10:37Speaker 6: and commitment, I learned my husband was having an affair
- 1:10:40Speaker 6: with his secretary.
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: It's always the fucking secretary working every day away.
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: I didn't find out from him. I found out at
- 1:10:48Speaker 6: a party from his own colleagues. This woman has been
- 1:10:51Speaker 6: around our family, our friends, smiling in my face. He
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: had been carrying on two relationships for over a year.
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: When I confronted him, it ended, or so I believed.
- 1:11:02Speaker 6: Seven years later, in year thirty two, there was another woman.
- 1:11:07Speaker 6: This time she was my coworker. She came to me herself,
- 1:11:11Speaker 6: crying as she confessed everything my.
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: Husband told me.
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: It meant nothing, just the quickie, he said. I chose
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: to forgive him again.
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: Strike two.
- 1:11:21Speaker 6: Okay, I stayed because I had been there from the
- 1:11:24Speaker 6: very beginning, before he had anything.
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: I paid for his college.
- 1:11:28Speaker 6: I helped him open his first bank account because he
- 1:11:30Speaker 6: used to carry his paycheck around in his wallet all week.
- 1:11:33Speaker 6: We bought our first home together. We built investments together,
- 1:11:36Speaker 6: we wrote wills together. We even prepaid our burial plots together.
- 1:11:41Speaker 6: Everything we built we built side by side. I wasn't
- 1:11:44Speaker 6: willing to walk away from a lifetime. There were two
- 1:11:47Speaker 6: other women that I know of. Now we're retired, living
- 1:11:50Speaker 6: with most people would call our best life. Then one day,
- 1:11:53Speaker 6: out of no way, an old flame called him. She
- 1:11:55Speaker 6: said she wasn't town and wanted to see him. To
- 1:11:58Speaker 6: his credit, he told me, so we went together. The
- 1:12:01Speaker 6: visit was brief, awkward and empty. Nothing there. Afterwards, we
- 1:12:07Speaker 6: went to lunch while he ate his ribs. I asked
- 1:12:09Speaker 6: what she's asked what she had said?
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: Nothing?
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: He replied, nothing worth discussing. Then I asked a question
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: and finally broke my heart. What made you stop cheating?
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: Without looking up, he said, my dick doesn't work anymore.
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: I was stunned.
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: I asked, so that's it. He said, I love you too.
- 1:12:31Speaker 6: Please don't ask any more questions. That was the move
- 1:12:34Speaker 6: when I understood everything. Ladies, this is my advice to
- 1:12:37Speaker 6: you leave when they cheat, because if you don't, you
- 1:12:40Speaker 6: are cheating yourself out of peace and happiness. You will
- 1:12:43Speaker 6: always wonder, always question, always carry a quiet ache you
- 1:12:47Speaker 6: never asked for. No matter how much you built together, houses, children, history,
- 1:12:52Speaker 6: it is never worth a lifetime of doubt. I am
- 1:12:57Speaker 6: eighty seven now, very sick, and cannot leave. He never
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: physically hurt me, but the mental anguish has been more
- 1:13:03Speaker 6: than enough. So please hear me when I say this,
- 1:13:06Speaker 6: with all the love and honesty I have left.
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: Just leave, ma'am. While I get it, I don't get it.
- 1:13:18Speaker 6: Because I personally this is just my opinion. Nobody has
- 1:13:24Speaker 6: to agree. I don't give a shit.
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: Feel like when you forgive somebody for cheating, when you
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: you are essentially telling them that you were okay with
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: what they did. I don't believe in backing my young
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: younger days, twenties stuff like that.
- 1:13:39Speaker 6: I did a lot of forgiving at this age. Nah,
- 1:13:43Speaker 6: you cheat once I'm done, I'm done. Cheating shows lack
- 1:13:47Speaker 6: of respect.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: Cheating shows lack of self control, and a lot of
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: times y'all just be out here recklessly cheating. Y'all out
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: here rolled.
- 1:14:00Speaker 6: Dog and bitches and making babies and having bitches smiling
- 1:14:05Speaker 6: up in my face knowing you hunching on them. That
- 1:14:07Speaker 6: shows lack of respect for me. So I'm a show
- 1:14:12Speaker 6: of respect to you. I don't believe in forgive and cheating.
- 1:14:16Speaker 6: Not no more, Nope, move on, They're never going to change.
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: And the fact that he said your face, and he's
- 1:14:22Speaker 6: older his age and told you I only stoped cheating
- 1:14:23Speaker 6: because my dick don't work no more.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: So now you don't want to go there and showcase
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: your disability, got it?
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: Nonsense?
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: I feel like I be miserable in my last years
- 1:14:33Speaker 5: giving somebody a chance. A lot of people will stay
- 1:14:36Speaker 5: after cheating. But the multiple affairs and the multiple things
- 1:14:39Speaker 5: where I would have checked up, like okay, if we're married,
- 1:14:41Speaker 5: then we've built this life together, and you cheat on me.
- 1:14:43Speaker 5: Once you've shown me that you can change and you
- 1:14:47Speaker 5: can do these things, I may give it another shot.
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: But if I choose to give another shot and you
- 1:14:52Speaker 5: do it again years later and you talk about, you know,
- 1:14:56Speaker 5: of multiple affairs that he's had over the years, you
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: that was the choice that you made the.
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: STA secretary face your coworker who was in your.
- 1:15:03Speaker 5: Face after the second time, That would have been a
- 1:15:07Speaker 5: wash because it could have been anybody else.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: But some people you see every day at work.
- 1:15:11Speaker 5: Unfortunately, some people don't don't know how to be alone,
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: and they'd rather choose the dysfunction. They'd rather choose the
- 1:15:17Speaker 5: devil they know than the uncertainty of not having somebody else.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: This is the Oh yeah, just like I don't I
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: don't mention Tyler, Perry and madd often. But those players
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: used to hit.
- 1:15:31Speaker 5: And there was a line from I forget which player was,
- 1:15:34Speaker 5: but the player that Christian Keys was in played Sonny.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: He was like yeah.
- 1:15:39Speaker 5: He was like, you'd be surprised at which the stuff
- 1:15:44Speaker 5: folks will put up with to have folks have somebody
- 1:15:46Speaker 5: say that they love them. The word is a word.
- 1:15:51Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I like at my big age.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: I like peace now.
- 1:15:57Speaker 5: If I choose to forgive you after the first instance
- 1:15:59Speaker 5: of fidelity and you double back and have multiple affairs,
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: not even just that, but we still got to talk
- 1:16:05Speaker 5: about exposing me to STDs, to HIV and stuff that
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: you can't get rid of that could potentially kill you.
- 1:16:11Speaker 5: And you start here Rod Dick and other bitches. And
- 1:16:14Speaker 5: but you made the choice to stay so you could
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: feel how you You're entitled to feel how you feel,
- 1:16:18Speaker 5: and your feelings a valid But you also made the
- 1:16:20Speaker 5: decision to stay.
- 1:16:21Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's when you shouldn't have gave him the
- 1:16:27Speaker 6: first time, But damn sure shouldn't have gave him the
- 1:16:29Speaker 6: second time. Had you not given him the first time,
- 1:16:32Speaker 6: it wouldn't have been the second time because you'd be
- 1:16:33Speaker 6: gone and you the.
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: Second marriage, and you had to build him up. After
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: his second marriage.
- 1:16:40Speaker 6: He hit no bank account, he carried around a paycheck
- 1:16:42Speaker 6: in his pocket. He didn't have this, this, this, and
- 1:16:44Speaker 6: this when you married it, Sarayas, and he got the
- 1:16:46Speaker 6: nerve to audacity the other gall.
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: Ain't doing again, no man, no man.
- 1:16:53Speaker 5: Sometimes again it's different. It was different years ago. Was
- 1:16:56Speaker 5: sometimes a woman could not leave, and they couldn't get
- 1:16:59Speaker 5: baking hemp on their own, and they couldn't be financially sufficient,
- 1:17:01Speaker 5: so they had no choice but to stay. But I mean,
- 1:17:05Speaker 5: what can you do, nex, especially if you, damn it,
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: eighty five eighty six years older than you.
- 1:17:10Speaker 4: Hey, I mean yeah, no, I was going to say,
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: it's you. You're getting up there and now you're putting this.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: Getting up there.
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: Up there now.
- 1:17:23Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's up there, so it should be about
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: two hundred you know, you're close room, and it's like
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: you know you now you're putting out this ps A.
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: But what I'm saying, it's like the p s A
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: and it's like, yo, it's crazy. I be sucked up.
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: Make me sick. Yeah, of a bitch? Yeah, what's next? Flash?
- 1:18:00Speaker 6: It's okay right, Moving on to Brandon's favorite thread. Yes
- 1:18:05Speaker 6: it is back in the new year, in the new season.
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: M hm, did you want to put this one? Card?
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: Took the battery, big bitch, big bitch, shot the funk up, Brandy.
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I pulled you on you. Oh shu hold
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: you on you.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: Oh ship days is gonna change round here.
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: I'm putting my foot down the good girl. She us
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: got a good on the cover.
- 1:19:03Speaker 6: Fuck, he's always doing something. Dated my boyfriend for a year.
- 1:19:14Speaker 6: His sixteen year old son moved in my.
- 1:19:16Speaker 5: House with him.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: I told him to stop gaming red lights like a
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: period bitch playing with you. Let me start over.
- 1:19:52Speaker 6: Dayd my boyfriend for a year. His sixteen year old
- 1:19:55Speaker 6: son moved in my house with him. I told him
- 1:19:59Speaker 6: to stop ga man, to do his homework so he
- 1:20:01Speaker 6: won't fail his class again. He said, we don't. I said,
- 1:20:05Speaker 6: we don't waste time in my house. I didn't know
- 1:20:08Speaker 6: his online friends hurt my congo. He responded, you wasting
- 1:20:12Speaker 6: time right now. Don't worry about my grades. Worry about
- 1:20:15Speaker 6: while my dad is at my mom's house spending your
- 1:20:18Speaker 6: money on her. He's the shadiest nigga ever, and you're
- 1:20:21Speaker 6: funding his reunion with his wife. I yanked the cord, shut.
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: The game down him.
- 1:20:28Speaker 6: You can't hurt me when I don't give a fuck.
- 1:20:30Speaker 6: You can't threaten me. We're leaving anyway. Our shit is
- 1:20:33Speaker 6: already packed.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: Sure enough.
- 1:20:35Speaker 6: My boyfriend had a bag peck then hidden in the closet.
- 1:20:38Speaker 6: He promised he was leaving her while moving with me.
- 1:20:41Speaker 6: When you plan to go back to her. How do
- 1:20:43Speaker 6: I keep him here with me? I'm invested. I've invested
- 1:20:46Speaker 6: too much time, emotion and money to let him walk.
- 1:20:49Speaker 6: His son can go though, advice.
- 1:20:54Speaker 5: You know what, listen cochl you know what COCHLW Seanott
- 1:20:59Speaker 5: made a good move from I'm gonna meet myself.
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: Listen here, potato salad.
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: I don't I don't think she was the side. She
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: is the fucking side.
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: He only moved that word because the White put his
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: ass out. But now he's still back over there. Nigga
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: was at the White House.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: What the fuck what he is? She is coal slab, bitch,
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: cold sauce.
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: You're over there wasting spending fucking money, on on on
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: on on his wife.
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: Spending your money on his wife.
- 1:21:38Speaker 3: Sounded like to me, this was a scheme that charged
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: that up to come to you with the bullshit.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: That's playing out of you and the sun is on it.
- 1:21:53Speaker 3: And he was like, oh, bitch, you're gonna turn my game.
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: Bb Let me tell your waterhead ass something.
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: O you bitch, My daddy don't even like you, raggedy bitch. Hey,
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: my mama set your MNDS up. Uh damn.
- 1:22:08Speaker 4: And that's at the same time, he might have talked
- 1:22:10Speaker 4: himself out of a PS five. Well, I mean we
- 1:22:15Speaker 4: was gonna get it to you when blood open your mouth.
- 1:22:17Speaker 5: That son literally said, bitch, find you somebody.
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: You got the right on the wrong time.
- 1:22:25Speaker 5: Oh wow, I ain't want to get love friends but
- 1:22:27Speaker 5: literally and my daddy ain't here for.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: Hm, what's nextss?
- 1:22:40Speaker 6: I'm trying to decide if I'm staying where I met
- 1:22:42Speaker 6: I am, but I'm going to a different thread. I'm
- 1:22:45Speaker 6: staying on six Brown Chicks, but I am going to
- 1:22:48Speaker 6: d MS from Relationship Help.
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: And this when this title men asked what the fuck
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: am I doing? Good?
- 1:22:57Speaker 5: Question by I did a.
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: Dancer calls her box a secret garden. The garden is
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: full of weeds. I always break out after she sits
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: on my face. She told me it was it's her bees.
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: I'm growing a beard to hide to break out. I
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: hate this.
- 1:23:21Speaker 6: Ladies just start making them share their beds when going
- 1:23:24Speaker 6: on KAH, I told my wife from Jump Baby, don't
- 1:23:41Speaker 6: get me to comfort you.
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: With you, just you and these sheep since contagious question
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: questions that need answers.
- 1:23:56Speaker 6: Okay, I told I told my wife from Jump Baby,
- 1:24:00Speaker 6: don't get me too comfy and with just you and
- 1:24:02Speaker 6: these sheets, same meal every night.
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: Nah, I get bored quick.
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: But Shorty keep.
- 1:24:07Speaker 6: Bringing her ugly friends around. I wanted variety. I didn't
- 1:24:11Speaker 6: care about face cards. Now the group chat blowing up.
- 1:24:14Speaker 6: They all scrapping over me, A pack of bulldogs tagging
- 1:24:18Speaker 6: me on Facebook, all my boys laughing. Having ugly side
- 1:24:22Speaker 6: chicks fighting over you is not a flex rife is
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: entertaining dudes?
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: Now, what the fuck? I'm a whole joke.
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you said you want an ethical nominogamy.
- 1:24:34Speaker 5: I mean it was unethical because you fuck the friends.
- 1:24:36Speaker 5: But she was like, well, to con play that game rufous.
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: And can and will and when I fuck up, I'm
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: gonna fuck up.
- 1:24:44Speaker 5: Well, she said, you have fun with the puppy pound.
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: I'm going to a big dog.
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: Huh, Mama, duke in there.
- 1:24:56Speaker 6: I'm dating a married man who is in the back
- 1:24:58Speaker 6: of the closet. He's married with kids. I get depressed
- 1:25:04Speaker 6: because he's been recovering from cancer for five years. Boy,
- 1:25:08Speaker 6: he should have been checked out. I'm tired of sucking
- 1:25:11Speaker 6: on his dehydrated pickle for pennies. I don't think he
- 1:25:16Speaker 6: got cancer at all, and if he ain't got cancer,
- 1:25:19Speaker 6: he sure as hell don't have a will.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: So what am I doing?
- 1:25:31Speaker 12: He?
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: Oh? He said a dusty pickle.
- 1:25:38Speaker 5: Why God, why.
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: Pennies.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: I am forty five years old and I've only had
- 1:25:48Speaker 3: two boys.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: I'm sorry, y'all.
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: I'm going back.
- 1:25:51Speaker 6: Over to miss Parker, Miss underscore Parker for real, going
- 1:25:54Speaker 6: back over there, my bad? Why I am forty five
- 1:25:58Speaker 6: years old and I've only had two boys. I was
- 1:26:01Speaker 6: raised with my brother, so I can be a little aggressive.
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: Same sis.
- 1:26:06Speaker 3: I like to drink, and I mean drink. My favorite
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: drink is long holand Island iced tea. Followed up with hennessy,
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: oh bay, you want to fight.
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Shit.
- 1:26:19Speaker 3: I don't think I have a drinking issue, but I
- 1:26:21Speaker 3: do enjoy drinking.
- 1:26:23Speaker 6: I word a very stressful job that I can't even
- 1:26:26Speaker 6: talk about. I own my home outright. I just bought
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: a new car, a twenty twenty five. At that I'm slim,
- 1:26:34Speaker 6: thick and ready for a husband. My other relationships end
- 1:26:37Speaker 6: it because they said I was abusive and crazy, but
- 1:26:40Speaker 6: I'm not. I just get attached easily like a If
- 1:26:45Speaker 6: we have sex, I feel like we are together, because
- 1:26:48Speaker 6: why wouldn't you tell me you want me and not
- 1:26:51Speaker 6: be with me. So what so what I climb in
- 1:26:54Speaker 6: your window? Josh, you told me you loved me, that
- 1:26:57Speaker 6: I was your girl. Yeah, I took my golf clubs
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: to your windows, because who are you to say we're
- 1:27:03Speaker 6: not together? Now I can't even see you because of
- 1:27:06Speaker 6: a stupid restraining order. Then after I went through your emails.
- 1:27:10Speaker 6: Bet you didn't know I had password. I found your
- 1:27:13Speaker 6: emails to Talia from the insurance company.
- 1:27:16Speaker 3: Sounds like you like her. Now I have to move
- 1:27:19Speaker 3: on because I have no choice.
- 1:27:22Speaker 5: Ms.
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: Parker.
- 1:27:23Speaker 6: I'm a great woman with a great job. I'm a Republican,
- 1:27:27Speaker 6: a blood donor, my house and I own my house
- 1:27:30Speaker 6: in my car. I need a man that is six
- 1:27:32Speaker 6: foot six feet or taller, very handsome, high sex, drive
- 1:27:38Speaker 6: own car. I have the money, has time to spend
- 1:27:41Speaker 6: with me, wants to be married and no chidding. Thanks
- 1:27:45Speaker 6: in advance. Now, what you need is a straight Jacin.
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: What you need is Thurpy. What you need is to
- 1:27:53Speaker 6: stop drinking.
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: To that lady, please, that lady expert.
- 1:27:58Speaker 5: One of them shit.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: You So let me get this right though you got
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: We'll talk to somebody forty five. You did your big
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: You're big one with these these fucking asked questions. Forty
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: five forty five, forty five and only two boyfriends?
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: Can she crazy?
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: I think that's that's inexperiences you.
- 1:28:19Speaker 5: You you're old and naive, and you might have a
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: tention of crazy and the hendes se damn sure ain't
- 1:28:25Speaker 5: helping my god today.
- 1:28:27Speaker 3: You don't mix no Long Islands with no hen is
- 1:28:29Speaker 3: It don't separately make you want.
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: Of total don't.
- 1:28:33Speaker 5: I can tell you true, who the fuck over twenty
- 1:28:35Speaker 5: five drinks Long Islands on purpose?
- 1:28:38Speaker 6: I mean I used to drink like the flavoring Long
- 1:28:41Speaker 6: Islands at loafers back in time, they used to hear
- 1:28:45Speaker 6: something called strong Island.
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: Were you forty six still drinking.
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: Long is Absolutely no. I was in my twenties and
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: that was a lot.
- 1:28:50Speaker 5: She's only thirty nine now. She ain't turned forty yet,
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: so I guess we are thirty nine now because my
- 1:28:57Speaker 5: birthday passed.
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm only a couple of weeks in. Yeah,
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: that's all I have for this question.
- 1:29:11Speaker 3: You need a straight jaggon, and good, good, good good?
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: Do you forget she might need a sedative? She needs something?
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: You need some medication. I don't know she saint kind
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: of nice? Does not?
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: Is that a euphemismer for for for dangerous?
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: I don't know. Sometimes you know dangerous and dangers a
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: little sexy. But I'm just saying, you know, just.
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: Don't make up in the middle of the night and
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: they've been standing over the top of you with a knife,
- 1:29:38Speaker 3: asked you who the fuck is fighter?
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: Why don't you love me? Tell me baby, why don't
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: you love me? When not make me so damn easy? Hopefully?
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: Why don't you need me? Oh? Ship? Wait a minute,
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: mm hm hm qut and.
- 1:30:01Speaker 5: A nigga, you said you love me, Sam, I'm scared
- 1:30:05Speaker 5: of right far. That's while I'm moving something.
- 1:30:06Speaker 4: Oh sure, you know the ship you gotta think about now.
- 1:30:14Speaker 4: And you when you're quite close to Fordy like, damn,
- 1:30:17Speaker 4: I got I gotta be cared for our fall.
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to break it in.
- 1:30:24Speaker 3: I've been with nick We're going back to six round Chicks, bro.
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: That might have to come out because that was a
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: little unhinged.
- 1:30:31Speaker 5: At that's how that's that's how she's sound.
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: I've been with Nikki for three years.
- 1:30:38Speaker 5: I'm scared, nigga, because you shouldn't like that at all. No,
- 1:30:42Speaker 5: crazy crazy It.
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: Turn window or something.
- 1:30:49Speaker 6: Checked, then gonna check your fucking email and you emailing
- 1:30:53Speaker 6: with the insurance agent and she thinks the bitch flup
- 1:30:55Speaker 6: with you because she asked you, did you think you
- 1:30:57Speaker 6: got enough coverage?
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: The fuck I'm not gonna be ignored and the hell no,
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: Danny fatal attraction, bitch.
- 1:31:06Speaker 5: I know excitement an't always fun. I don't for my
- 1:31:10Speaker 5: life addle night like this, I'm not thinking why don'tchoose me?
- 1:31:18Speaker 5: But that that impulse was right there. I hop up
- 1:31:20Speaker 5: again and just clear the table, be in the microphone like.
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: Not like or not like?
- 1:31:27Speaker 3: Going back to sixth Brown Chick. I've been with Nikki
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: for three years.
- 1:31:33Speaker 6: I told her to be patient that I was not
- 1:31:34Speaker 6: leaving my life, and I told her to stop asking
- 1:31:37Speaker 6: me about it if she wanted to stay with me.
- 1:31:40Speaker 6: The last couple of months, she's been unavailable, so I
- 1:31:43Speaker 6: put a track on her car and see her meeting
- 1:31:45Speaker 6: up with a different with a different man, going on dates.
- 1:31:48Speaker 6: And I'm furious because I could easily just walk up
- 1:31:50Speaker 6: on her and confront them, but I didn't. I watched
- 1:31:53Speaker 6: them for months. This last time though, they were in
- 1:31:56Speaker 6: the jewelry store and she's trying on the ring. So
- 1:31:59Speaker 6: I said enough is enough and I approached and I said, Hey,
- 1:32:02Speaker 6: what's up? And she looked me straight in my face
- 1:32:04Speaker 6: and said, how's your wife?
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: Tell her?
- 1:32:08Speaker 12: King?
- 1:32:08Speaker 6: And I said hello, King said what's up? I ran
- 1:32:13Speaker 6: out so fast? Why would she cut me off without
- 1:32:16Speaker 6: a conversation? How do I get her to get to
- 1:32:19Speaker 6: get her to explain to me what's going on and
- 1:32:22Speaker 6: what should I do next? So I'm not gonna lose her.
- 1:32:26Speaker 6: I gave her three years already. I should be the
- 1:32:29Speaker 6: only king in her life.
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: Advice.
- 1:32:32Speaker 3: Sorry, I mean this with all the disrespect.
- 1:32:37Speaker 2: In the world. Lord, go to hell.
- 1:32:40Speaker 6: Fuck you the long way, the horse you rode in on,
- 1:32:47Speaker 6: the horse that gave birth to that horse, and the
- 1:32:50Speaker 6: one after that.
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: That's it. And I I mean to store fuck you,
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: I mean the store. Fuck what I said.
- 1:32:59Speaker 4: I was like, I do understand the nerves, the anxiety,
- 1:33:02Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. I do understand the anxiety
- 1:33:04Speaker 4: from like you know, like somebody just like stopped talking
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: to you without no conversation. Like I understand that. But
- 1:33:09Speaker 4: at the same time, like I said, it's still fuck you.
- 1:33:12Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just touching you.
- 1:33:13Speaker 6: Ain't got no anxiety. He has control issues. You got
- 1:33:16Speaker 6: a whole wife you It ain't none of your business
- 1:33:19Speaker 6: with this lady. I don't give a damn because she's
- 1:33:22Speaker 6: still cold Slaw. It ain't no damn business with cold
- 1:33:25Speaker 6: Flaw is matching up with what she ain't with you.
- 1:33:28Speaker 6: She don't want chicken, and days she don't want Yeah,
- 1:33:32Speaker 6: she don't want to be with you. She today she
- 1:33:35Speaker 6: don't want Nashville hot chicken. She want to be paired
- 1:33:37Speaker 6: with some poor pork. And that's what can't.
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: I mean, But that's I mean, but no, I mean,
- 1:33:44Speaker 4: it's like I said, it's right now, Lord Jesus, So
- 1:33:47Speaker 4: far chicken player, beef.
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: Little cold with horse riders. Understand anywhore this question?
- 1:34:02Speaker 6: Mm hmm, just gonna say, all dumb asses on over
- 1:34:06Speaker 6: here with six rown chickens. My baby mama's cat smells
- 1:34:13Speaker 6: like peppers and honey, what kind of peppers? Jalepeno, green
- 1:34:20Speaker 6: bell peppers, hallopen smells so that even when she leaves
- 1:34:28Speaker 6: a room, I can smell her. So I go to
- 1:34:31Speaker 6: my boy's house unknounced. I'm there actually just to buy
- 1:34:34Speaker 6: some weed. And usually I knock on the door and
- 1:34:36Speaker 6: he's right there, open the door, but this time he's like,
- 1:34:40Speaker 6: hold on, give me a minute. I hear him fumbling around,
- 1:34:44Speaker 6: and I hear two sets of footsteps in the house.
- 1:34:46Speaker 6: I hear two people fumbling, and finally he gets to
- 1:34:49Speaker 6: the door and opens the door, and I smell peppers
- 1:34:51Speaker 6: and honey. I know she's been there. So I'm like, Rome,
- 1:34:56Speaker 6: where is she? I know she's been here. He said,
- 1:34:59Speaker 6: I'm crazy. You know I wouldn't mess with your baby mom.
- 1:35:02Speaker 3: I'm not on that.
- 1:35:03Speaker 6: I said, all right, I got the weed. I went
- 1:35:06Speaker 6: back to my car, moved my car to the end
- 1:35:08Speaker 6: of the block, and I just sat there watching my
- 1:35:10Speaker 6: baby mama come out of this man's house. Rome walked
- 1:35:13Speaker 6: her outside and puts her in an uber. I drive
- 1:35:16Speaker 6: up the block. I drive up and block the uber.
- 1:35:19Speaker 6: It's a huge argument, and finally Rome says, she's not
- 1:35:22Speaker 6: your baby mama. She's my baby mama. Lord John, is
- 1:35:26Speaker 6: my kid, not yours. I really don't know what to
- 1:35:30Speaker 6: do at this point. The level of betrayal is just
- 1:35:35Speaker 6: sending me what to do.
- 1:35:37Speaker 4: Okay, yaks on bikes, the Nigga and me, it's all
- 1:35:43Speaker 4: like yo, feeling we feeling throw down.
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: But that grown man, Yo just walk away. Oh fucking
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: they are like, she's been cheating on you.
- 1:35:51Speaker 5: That's not your baby mother, nigga, that's my.
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: Son. One of them ship. That ship.
- 1:35:58Speaker 6: If you would have crashed out, it would have justified
- 1:36:01Speaker 6: because you've been you'all been playing in my face this
- 1:36:03Speaker 6: entire time.
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: That's dirty. No no, yeah, yeah, that look m hm.
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: The nigga mean that that After that line, boy, yo,
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: he ain't he ain't mine. Yeah.
- 1:36:17Speaker 5: The nigga was like, we the only person who was
- 1:36:20Speaker 5: stuck on the peppers in honey put she she spell
- 1:36:23Speaker 5: like an Italian sound from quiz nows.
- 1:36:27Speaker 3: I'm stuck on it too when I read it last night.
- 1:36:29Speaker 6: That's why I read it because I was like, peppers
- 1:36:34Speaker 6: honey would make sense.
- 1:36:35Speaker 5: But she smelled like, oh, niggas, she smell like a
- 1:36:39Speaker 5: stuffed peppers.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: I got to be more pacific.
- 1:36:47Speaker 12: Black pepper, pepper, corn, black pepper, popenions, red red peppers,
- 1:36:57Speaker 12: yellow pepper.
- 1:37:03Speaker 3: They make you sneeze.
- 1:37:06Speaker 2: I mean, if you ain't sneezing, it ain't season.
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- 1:38:20Speaker 5: two of season fours. In season two, Nigga, that was
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- 1:38:31Speaker 5: your cooch. It's been like peppers and honey teddies. Yeah try,
- 1:38:38Speaker 5: I mean the episode over, You might as well just
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