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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 1 - How Many [insert animal]'s Could You Fight? · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: the littlest That wasn't that Hessy, the Littlest Pumpkin.
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  Speaker 1: All business Peak came in one time and told me
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  Speaker 1: that I had a cerulean SS. I didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: if it was a real thing, but he's like you,
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  Speaker 1: you say your SS is. You basically told me I
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  Speaker 1: have a speech impediment. And now I've been self conscious
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  Speaker 1: about my my asses ever since. My asses really rip
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  Speaker 1: off the fucking they're really saying.
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  Speaker 5: I saw a podcast one time where Riley Reid.
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  Speaker 1: Was what I'm saying. I saw a podcast, it was
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  Speaker 1: a video.
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  Speaker 5: It was video because that's how I saw it. Riley
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  Speaker 5: Reid was like sucking off the microphone.
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  Speaker 1: That was a porn video that you know.
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  Speaker 5: It was on Logan Paul's podcast. I just seen the
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  Speaker 5: picture of it, like it's like a thumbnail, and I
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  Speaker 5: was always like, oh, now, I'm thinking, I'm like, that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Because of all them.
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  Speaker 5: I mean the fact that podcast microphone. Yeah, then the
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  Speaker 5: fact that it's bitting all over it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, gunky from people's mouth. Sure she's done worse things though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: liking a liking a butthole, yeah, like sucking a like
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  Speaker 1: sucking cocks, sucking a recently pooped butthole, like a game
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  Speaker 1: bang or a gang bang that's probably Banged's like the
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  Speaker 1: most what's the most mild porn act that you can do?
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  Speaker 1: I guess just vaginal playing old vaginal vaginal sucks. So
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  Speaker 1: when a guy has a.
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  Speaker 5: Are we just going are we going right now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, of a son of a boy dad.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard remember when Kobe died? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: and he was like and he was like, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: girl dad.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then everybody was like then, people who were out
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  Speaker 1: of touch, I think mainly Stephen Cha was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a I'm a boy dad. But like Kobe said, he
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  Speaker 1: was Kobe said he's a girl dad because he's like
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  Speaker 1: taking back how cool it is because it used to
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  Speaker 1: be people like wanted to have a boy. Yeah, everybody
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  Speaker 1: wanted to have a boy. But he's like, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: actually cool to have a girl. And so he said
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  Speaker 1: I'm a girl dad. And then some people who didn't
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  Speaker 1: get that he was trying to kind of take back
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  Speaker 1: being a girl dad were like, well, I'm a boy dad.
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  Speaker 1: And stephen Ja was like, the main are you a
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  Speaker 1: son of a boy dad. It's a son of a
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  Speaker 1: boy dad. If you're a son, your dad was a
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  Speaker 1: boy dad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I get it all right, Well, the name of
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  Speaker 5: the podcast is going to be a son of a
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  Speaker 5: boy dad, son of.
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  Speaker 1: A boy dad. Every man is a son of a
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  Speaker 1: boy dad. It's very true. It doesn't it doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: a ton of sense, but it also makes perfect sense.
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  Speaker 5: I think it makes plenty of sense.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that pool on top of those those
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  Speaker 1: two buildings.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I thought that was really like who cares.
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  Speaker 1: That there's a pool between two buildings?
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  Speaker 5: Well, someone was like said something about capitalism and like
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  Speaker 5: how it's like, oh, the poor people can't go on
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  Speaker 5: this pool. But it was like there's like three people
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  Speaker 5: in the pool.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's also a glass bottom pool that is
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  Speaker 1: above two sky.
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  Speaker 5: And also, I think the word skyscrapers they were using
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  Speaker 5: that pretty loosely because you could see the bottom of the.
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  Speaker 1: Ground and it wasn't that high up ten stories. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a ten floor building.
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  Speaker 5: Up there was a skyscraper.
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  Speaker 1: They just call anything skyscrapers these days. They just fucking
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  Speaker 1: slapped the title skyscraper on all things. But uh, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't I would not want to swim in that pool.
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  Speaker 1: I've even like, have you ever been like a chance
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  Speaker 1: in Chicago? You know how you can go to the
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  Speaker 1: whatever used to be the World Series or the fucking
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  Speaker 1: World the fucking Sears Tower. Yeah, what's that called now?
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  Speaker 5: The Sears Tower.
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  Speaker 1: It's still the Sears Tower. No, they switch names.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm pretty sure it's still the Serious Tower.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that you haven't been there in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you? I was there pretty recently. Gets typing
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  Speaker 1: because I don't think it's the Seriars Tower anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's called the Willis Tower now, exactly like I said, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's a very high building.
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  Speaker 1: But they have the little observation deck where you walk
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  Speaker 1: out and there's like glass underneath you.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like that at all. Oh yeah, that's like
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  Speaker 5: the Eye in London.
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  Speaker 1: Was that? What's the Eye in London?
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  Speaker 5: The big ass Ferris wheel?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, terrifying, just and you're.
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  Speaker 5: Just in a glass ball basically with like fifteen other
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  Speaker 5: people and it's you're on it for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would want to. I don't like ferris wheels.
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  Speaker 1: I even at like a regular like at Bonnaroo, I
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  Speaker 1: went on the fucking ferris wheel at all. It's terrifying,
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  Speaker 1: and it shouldn't be because it it's pretty fucking safe. Probably,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be swaying. I doubt it is
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  Speaker 1: a ferris wheel.
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  Speaker 5: I doubt it's like incredibly safe.
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  Speaker 1: But no one's actually dying on a ferris wheel now.
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  Speaker 1: But also my body doesn't know that when I'm up there,
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  Speaker 1: when I was up on top of the fucking building,
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  Speaker 1: like on on top of the Willis Tower, on the
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  Speaker 1: observation you went on though, you went to the Willis
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  Speaker 1: Tower and stepped out, and there's glass underneath you, just
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  Speaker 1: like this pool. It's just like a glass, a glass
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  Speaker 1: thing that you look down.
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  Speaker 5: This looks a lot more secure than the pool did.
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  Speaker 5: The pool just looked like someone just threw a sheet
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  Speaker 5: of glass. Like it looks like it's not sturdy, Like
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how that would be, Like how would
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  Speaker 5: the center of that be sturdy?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: And there's so much water in it, like it's probably
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  Speaker 5: so heavy, dude.
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  Speaker 1: When I was leaving, uh, when I was leaving Kansas
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  Speaker 1: City this trip that we went on my taxi driver
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  Speaker 1: to the airport, his daughter was an engineer in Kansas City,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, that's an awesome job. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: not in Kansas City, because there was like a bridge
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  Speaker 1: that they built inside in Kansas City at some hotel
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  Speaker 1: that just fell through and like twenty six people died
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  Speaker 1: or some crazy shit like that. And it's basically the
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  Speaker 1: same architectures that's fucking pooled between these two buildings.
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  Speaker 5: I mean that should just got crack one day.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely, it's gonna crack.
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  Speaker 5: The three people and they're gonna spill right through.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be. That'd be.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, there's gotta be a certain capacity limit. Like
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  Speaker 5: imagine there's just like one hundred people in there.
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  Speaker 1: But do you think that that? I mean, they're floating,
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  Speaker 1: they're not even they don't even wait anything.
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  Speaker 5: No, it definitely adds wait, doesn't it. That's it has to.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. If you're floating, does it add weight
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  Speaker 1: or unless you do, you have to be standing there.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 5: I guess assume I assumed it would ad wait.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it doesn't. I don't know. You don't just
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  Speaker 1: turn weightless when you get in water. We need to
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  Speaker 1: talk to a fucking scientist, bro, we need to get
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  Speaker 1: a fucking scientist in here. That uh that.
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  Speaker 5: Kansas City Airport really sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you say that? I feel like you just
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  Speaker 1: haven't been to a lot of airports recently.
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  Speaker 5: The airports recently, Yeah that was cups denver O'Hare. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: all the airports in uh LA, Guardian, Newark, JFKH, North Carolina, Tampa.
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  Speaker 1: List your grievances against this this airport.
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  Speaker 5: It's fucking tiny and there's no There was like one
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  Speaker 5: food shack and it wasn't even it was like one
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  Speaker 5: of the ones that you skip by in normal airports.
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  Speaker 1: What was it? What did you go with?
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  Speaker 5: I had a sandwich, a premate Sam, which is actually
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  Speaker 5: really good, and then I had.
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  Speaker 1: So how is it that bad if you got a
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  Speaker 1: good premate Sam.
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  Speaker 5: It was fucking packed, So it was like I was
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  Speaker 5: in like a stadium. No, because it was not. It
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  Speaker 5: wasn't people there. It's just nowhere to sit.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a thin it's a thin airport.
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  Speaker 5: It's very thin, and there's like two gates.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the layout of it isn't.
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  Speaker 5: But apparently they're building a new one. They fucking better
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  Speaker 5: they are right now. It's what's in the works. That's
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  Speaker 5: what my Uber driver told me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I knew, my Uber.
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  Speaker 5: Driver is because it cause it's like such like a
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  Speaker 5: not like a popular I mean maybe it is very
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  Speaker 5: popular that I don't know. It just seemed like a
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  Speaker 5: very dead area.
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  Speaker 1: But they were running their fucking mouse to these Uber drivers.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, but I was gonna say. I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 5: like before I even ordered the Uber, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I know, this guy's gonna talk to me the entire.
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  Speaker 1: Way, dude, the entire time.
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  Speaker 5: He talked the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: My guy was talking about how he went into Mexico
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  Speaker 1: to steal a plane and that had been stolen to
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  Speaker 1: like he had to repossess a plane. This guy was
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking his job used to be he flew
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  Speaker 1: broken plane. So it's like, you just wanted to fine,
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to die, You're your only wish was fucking
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  Speaker 1: dying though it was your guy talking about He was just.
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  Speaker 5: The I honest thought he was gonna like kidnap me
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  Speaker 5: or something. He was just talking about like the news
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  Speaker 5: and he's listening to like true crime on like the radio,
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  Speaker 5: so he was like, while it was happening, and he's like, Oh,
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  Speaker 5: do you hear this story about uh, like this some
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  Speaker 5: cop got killed or something and they killed their daughter
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  Speaker 5: something like that. Oh no, he was like. He was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: this cop was going out mowing his lawn, came back
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  Speaker 5: and his two dogs ate his child. What And I
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  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, No.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't hear about that.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't he didn't need to hear about that either.
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  Speaker 1: Check into the news.
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  Speaker 5: And he's like it's horrible. It's like then they got
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  Speaker 5: to put down the dogs, and I was like, this
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  Speaker 5: is such a strange conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Ate his child. Yeah, fucking nuts to butt, like all
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  Speaker 1: the bones. I think they just killed it. It probably
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  Speaker 1: just I.
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  Speaker 5: Was, uh, I think they were like pit bulls or something.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask if there were pipples get a
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  Speaker 1: bad rap. But if they keep on eating, if they
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  Speaker 1: keep on eating kids, he was like.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, and it's a shame because dogs get
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  Speaker 5: so jealous. And I was like, I would be very
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  Speaker 5: surprised if the reason they ate the child was the
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  Speaker 5: jealous of the kid.
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  Speaker 1: People do love to like be like, oh, like he's
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  Speaker 1: only making fun of me because he's jealous, or like
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  Speaker 1: she's only a bit because she's jealous. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's not. That's not everyone's motive for everything. It's like
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  Speaker 1: jealousy is a sickness. It actually is pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know that dogs would do that, but I'll
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  Speaker 5: do Yeah, I mean it is like a real thing.
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  Speaker 5: Like I heard someone talking about it. I think it
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  Speaker 5: was Joe Rogan, really really big Joe Rogan fan.
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  Speaker 1: You watch his show, you watched his podcast.
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  Speaker 5: But I heard him once talking about how he was
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  Speaker 5: like saying that, like it's crazy, like how his dog
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  Speaker 5: could like kill him at any moment if he wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: Rogan thinks his own dog could kill him. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like he's like a classic argue about how many dogs
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  Speaker 1: or like wolves, how many wolves could he fight?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like every conversation had conversation after we listen
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  Speaker 5: to that, and we were saying, like, most dogs could
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  Speaker 5: kill you, And then we were saying like who, like
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  Speaker 5: do you think the rock could fight could beat like
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  Speaker 5: a chimpanzee in a fight, And we were like no,
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  Speaker 5: like they're like maybe like one out of every one
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  Speaker 5: hundred times?
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  Speaker 1: How many here's my hypotheticals and that thing.
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  Speaker 5: Those things just rip your dick off.
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  Speaker 1: Chimpanzees, I'm pretty sure, Oh yeah, their fate your face
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  Speaker 1: with you. My hypothetical in that same vein is how
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  Speaker 1: many times do I have to have the conversation about
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  Speaker 1: fighting monkeys before I kill myself? Do I have to
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  Speaker 1: have it like fucking a hundred times? Or like what
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  Speaker 1: is the you had? I feel like every like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's like very like we're starting to podcast, like so
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  Speaker 1: like he's fighting monkey's against wolves, God, until against King Kong.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very jo that's very Joe Rogan type thing.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't think I never thought about that, and
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  Speaker 5: I thought, I think a chimpanzee would be a pretty
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  Speaker 5: tough fight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fuck, but this is one one conversation closer
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  Speaker 1: to my.
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  Speaker 5: Own balls in half.
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  Speaker 1: If you really want me to do you want me
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  Speaker 1: to kill myself, we can have this conversation because I will.
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  Speaker 1: They'll rip your penis off of you, even like a
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  Speaker 1: small monkey, and they'll throw poop at you. Yeah, they'll
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  Speaker 1: rip your penis at you and throw your penis back
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  Speaker 1: at you, eat it and then eat it. They'll retrieve
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  Speaker 1: your penis and eat it.
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  Speaker 5: They'll fucking say they have human brains. Teach me, brother,
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  Speaker 5: Me and all went to a comedy show last.
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  Speaker 1: Night, stand the Cellar. Where are we talking the stand?
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  Speaker 5: Of course? Yeah, Ari Shafir, of course. Yeah, big Lakers fan.
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  Speaker 1: Did he just like you Rondo? You love fucking Rondo? What?
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  Speaker 1: How did he was talking about the Lakers?
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  Speaker 5: No, he has that whole thing with the Lakers, his
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  Speaker 5: name with the Lakers, with the Kobe. He like said
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: that he was happy that Kobe died. Oh yeah, Oh
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: he's very well liked comedian, but it was fun.
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  Speaker 1: But he likes being not well liked.
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  Speaker 5: I think so. I think it's one of those situations. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like he does anything to to stir up the stir
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  Speaker 5: up the pot.
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  Speaker 1: He might be another thing that every podcast does too
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  Speaker 1: talk about or have him on. I think that he
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  Speaker 1: just he's he was just like I come in here,
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  Speaker 1: I'll come in your podcast.
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  Speaker 5: We would definitely have Arion guy good friend of mine,
• 12:09
  Speaker 5: tell a friend of the pod, tell one.
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  Speaker 1: Of his jokes. What was his best best ship. We'll
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  Speaker 1: just bleep out the punchline. But I just want to
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  Speaker 1: get a few. I don't know what was one of them.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think. I can't think of any of them.
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  Speaker 5: Oh it's not talking. I don't know. I'm trying to think.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, there was it was him, this Irish, Irish
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: guy Ireland was from Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: Irish people are funny. That sounds funny.
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  Speaker 5: He was funny. He was the opener, and then there
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  Speaker 5: was this it was that, So it was him. It
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  Speaker 5: was the Irish guy, and then it was Already and
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: then some girl and then Already came back on did
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  Speaker 5: another set, and then this other guy just big j
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  Speaker 5: Big j Okrison, Big j Okrison, who was fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a he's he's a he's got a great podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Really, he was fucking funny. He did all crowd work
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  Speaker 5: the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: That's a funny. He might be a Philly dude. It
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  Speaker 1: seemed like he might have been. We were scumbag, you
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  Speaker 1: got a scumbag feel from him.
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  Speaker 5: No, we were like that's something that Roan could do,
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  Speaker 5: like crowd work like that.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah boys, we did say that. We were like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone else could do that.
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  Speaker 5: But he literally went on stage and like, no, well
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  Speaker 5: he didn't do any material the entire time, just all
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  Speaker 5: crowd work.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's very daunting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because what if it and it was by far
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  Speaker 5: the funniest, like by far, Like everyone was fucking crying, laughing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like jumping off of a fucking cliff. You just
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  Speaker 1: have to like go and go in and start doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Like, wow, what if there was a shooty crowd?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if just like material or but like what
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  Speaker 1: if everyone's so average looking that you like can't roast.
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  Speaker 5: Him make there was like a guy with one leg.
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  Speaker 5: He was getting that. He was getting a bag, Eileen.
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  Speaker 5: He asked if he ever fucked anyone with the with
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  Speaker 5: the the other leg though with like the half leg,
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  Speaker 5: if he shoved the half leg out there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he was asking clad. And it doesn't
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: give it away because that guy's probably not at every
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: show unless he put like he puts the people in
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: the crowd. I do crowd where that would be very strategic,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: as strategic as fuck. One time I went to like
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: a tiny comedy show in New York, and uh, they
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: were like it was like a small room, but there
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: was like a lot of people in there, like not
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: one of the main places, not like a popular or
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: touristy place, and they asked everyone in the crowd, like
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: raise your hand if you're not a stand up, and uh,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: I was the only person that raised my hand. All
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: stand up comedians all going to each other's show. Yeah,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I think that if.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: I heard that about like open mics, it's like you
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: go and you the jokes don't do well, and then
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: it's like because half the people in the crowd are
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: like angry comedians who like are just like thinking about
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: their set, just.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Like enviously bitter about everybody else. That Yeah, that's going on.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: There was when we was kind of not fucking funny,
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: funnier than me. Yeah, when we were pulling up, there
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: was a girl. It must have been an open mic
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: because there was like three people in the crowd and
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: this one girl and the microphone was loud, like we
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: could hear it like around the block, and we were
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: like walking over it. I was like, I was like,
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: is this like is this an outside show? And we
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: pull up and it's like this one girl doing a
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: show to like three people.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: And there's like feedback on the mic and so.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: Hard, so bad, and like and like her friends were
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: I think her friends must have been in the crowd laughing.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: And then everyone's waiting out. Everyone's like waiting in line
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: to go into the Ardi Shafir show. So everyone's like
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: standing there and it was.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Like it's a free show.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: It was like almost like unbearable. I had like I
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: was like cringing so hard, like go and text me.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: He was like we should leave.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: It was that bad. One thing that I will do
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: at comedy shows is if it's not going well for
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: someone or if it's not a great crowd, is I'll
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: just like I'll put the whole crowd on my back
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: and I'll laugh for everybody. I'll put the squad out
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: of my back all together, and I'll be like fucking
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: the most engaged person, like cause I just I can't.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I can't stand feeling like that person's having such a
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: bad time, especially because I'm not reacting in the way
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: that they want to. So it's a very like people
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: pleasing like pussy move by me, But I'll be like,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I'll like squeeze a laugh out of my pot.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: You think about uh when like the when the comedian
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: brings up like a notebook with them. There's a lot
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: of that last night, And I think beer brought up
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: a notebook, and I.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Think that that's kosher. I think that that's fine with comedians.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: But the first time you see it is jarring. It's like,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: wait a second, Yeah, you're not supposed to you you
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: didn't prepare, Yeah, you don't know.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: I think it was like new material that he had
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: in its tiny little notebook, But I guess it's I
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: try to swipe it off the stage, crash some joke,
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: these jokes myself.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: You should have taken it and written a couple down,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: slid them back up. Let me you can see that.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Let me use a couple of these students go to
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: my draft. It's weird that they all all like that
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: was my first time going to like a real comedy show,
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: and it was weird how they all like acknowledge when
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: they're like when a joke doesn't do well. They were
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: all like that one sucked. Oh lost, you got lost
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: the crowd.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: And then that'll get like a little bit more the
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: lad But the fact that everyone does it every single time, Like, yeah,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I guess they all were doing they all were doing
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: cut that one. Yeah, except the las that one out.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Because literally everything he said was the funniest thing I've
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: ever heard in my life.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: He had good ass momentum on you.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Oh dude. It was like my my, my, like face
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: hurt after cause I was like laughing so hard. Really yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: just like fifteen minutes of just constant laughter.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Did you did you slap your knee? Oh?
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: I think I actually did do a traditional knees step,
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Like I like I like leaned forward and like slapped.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: My leg through your head back and it's like.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: An actual like it was like a real time knee slap.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: You catch yourself, catch yourself knee slap but in the
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: middle of it, it's just like a good old, honest
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: knee slap. It was a good time. But when someone
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: starts like, uh, it is like it's like a downhill game.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Like if someone starts being funny and you're like you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: have it in your mind that there like are funny
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: and like you have lost like the awkwardness, Like then
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: like they can really say anything like that. They must
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: have like it got you in the palm of your hand.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: But watching everybody like the other people eat shit makes
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: me wonder why you still want to try and do
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: that me.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh cause I don't think anyone really ate shit
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: that bad except for that woman.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: No she didn't. You just said that it was the
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: most comfora oh.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Oh the women outside. I just meant the lady that
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: was uh, that was like in the actual show. Yeah,
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: she was terrible, But I think it was probably just
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: something to do. Like she wasn't funny, yeah, unlike me
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: fucking hilarious.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: But it's like, do you think, I mean, there's got
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: to be funny people who try stand up and it
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: just doesn't work for them.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could see that. I mean, I don't like
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: want to say it's easy. But it's like it, I mean,
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: obviously there's.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: A crash, there's like a c Yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: It also seemed like a lot of them were like
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: very steat Like a lot of the jokes that people
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: were making, aside for the last yet again were very
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: like stereotypical, like stand up like jokes that you would
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: think a stand up comedian.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Would like what like what kind of like talking about
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: airplane food and shit like sex.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: It's all just about like sex, Like, oh, like, what's
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: up with sex these days?
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Dating during the pandemic?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Oh I was walked in the house with
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: my wife for a year, like I think it was No,
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: it wasn't fear it was the first guy had a
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: joke and he was just like talking about.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Wanting his wife's like shaver legs or something some shit
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how much did you guys pay for the ticket?
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Oh it was only twenty bucks?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, that a bad deal.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah it was fun, but apparently we can't go back
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: ever again on Tuesday because it's the he's just gonna
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: be doing the staid, He's gonna be doing the same
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: material every time.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: That always felt like kind of a fucking cheat code.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: To me that they get to just do it again.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, because he stayed there, like they're like, oh.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: It needs work, like they're gonna change it up a
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: bit or something.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh, I mean I guess. I guess he's
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: gonna keep on keep on trying. And I don't know.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I could just go back to the notebook. Just learn
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: your ship, dude.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, perfect it. Get it down to a see.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: I would never I would never do a joke. I
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: would never. I don't think I'll ever do a stand
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: up joke that I hadn't like tweeted before. I tweet
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: all my ideas before I make them into until I
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: put effort into them.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I went to I saw Brandon Wardell doing stand up
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: one time, and he had done he just like said
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: one of his tweets from that day. He just like
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: it was just a fresh tweet that he had just
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: cranked out, and it did way better online than it
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: didn't in the buildings. Like I hate to tell you that,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: like online it crushed and in the building like maybe like.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Is he yeah, he used to be pretty big in
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: the in the stand up world, or he still is
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: big in the sand up. I'm in the Twitter world.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened?
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: He just don't think he tweets a lot anymore.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Are you worried that that's gonna happen to you?
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: I don't tweet that much anymore.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Fuck and you and you deleted TikTok.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I posted TikTok today.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, what were we talking about?
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: There was an old video that I made. You posted it?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to get a little you have to generate
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: the transaction. Yeah, the transaction algorithm that you're there. Dude,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: we need to have some fucking sweet, fucking camera setups
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: for this, like in our face, an editor shopping back
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: and forth, fucking zoom zoom ins, avant garde zoom ins.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Like like the idea of having a like an actual
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: camera man filming a podcast is weird, Like it should
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: just be a still camera the whole time, Yeah, because
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: I mean like pans and zoom and zooming in and ship.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: But that kind of could be funny though, it could
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: be just like real wacky.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: I would be weird as fun Yeah, it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Would because, uh, you're you're sitting still the entire time, Yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: you're in frame. Yeah, but a moving podcast that could
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: be fucking avant garde.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: It's probably a thing.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Definitely Indian run, Native American run on a podcast. Did
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: you have to do those for golf?
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: No, I never even heard of that.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that they would have taken out of the out
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: of the school programs.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: When people are running in the line and then the
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: person from the back of the line has to go
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: to the front of the line. The person from the
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: back of the line has to go to the front
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: of the line. It's like a sports little.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: That I've never It sounds like a good idea though.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: A little sprint.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Well, you got to get to the sprint, you know
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: what I mean, change the pace, follow the line leader
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: it up, get the heart rate up a little bit.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: That's what you have to do. Hit legs. Hit leg
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: day again today? Yeah yeah, so uh, I know, I
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: know you didn't.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: I didn't. I went to the gym yesterday. The squad
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: rack was being used, so I didn't all give it
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: another month.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Someone curling on that thing.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: No, some dude was doing rows.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: On the squad rack.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which I I I do that, so I can't
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: get mad. But I don't know when the wax being used,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: It's like, I'm not gonna just stand there and not
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: do anything. So of course I hit chest again, and
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: now I'm gonna go today and probably hit chest again.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, six days a week, Yeah, incline, dcline flat.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Now cardio guy these days?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Why because you uh, because you still can?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Because I still can. Yeah, I mean I don't do
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: actual cardio. I do the incline treadmill.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Because you saw on TikTok somebody's saying that more calories
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: than like jumping back and forth over a bench. Yeah
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: fu Yeah, it's awesome too.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: It's like it's like hard, like once you get up
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: to like twenty minutes, like you're fucking sweating a lot.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: But it's like not like running, Like running fucking sucks.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: And it's just bad on your bat, on your joints,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: batter you knees, battering your bat. For a young buck
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: like me, maybe, yeah, that's what I said, because you
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: can still do cardio. Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Maybe for an old buckero.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: And like myself and Og in the game, I've been
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: running for fucking bro. I mean I used to do
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: ten milers, brother, did you six six twenty two split?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: The most I ever did was six mile, so it
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: was last year in the beginning of the pandemic.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Bro, you must have been wheezing.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: I was dead.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too you're too tall to run. No, I
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: don't think so. Ah, you're too tall. Sorry, brother, thing.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: What didn't you saying? Bolt like ten feet tall.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: But he's a sprinter. Do you ever see a really
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: tall person running it's actually it's actually hilarious.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, because they're like flopping all over the.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: They look like jar jar binks.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I don't think I bat level of tall.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You're you have some ganglety. You're gonna need to hit that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: You need to hit the gym for another year before
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you can run. You need to be fat before you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: can run. You don't want to be tall and skinny
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: running because then you're just taking the easy way out.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: You're just doing cardio because I.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Don't really care if I get big though. I just
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: want to be shredded.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I want you to be I want to do rascular.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: What you need to do is in the morning.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Like a dick all over my body just look like
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: a hard penis, veins bursting out of every part of
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: my body.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That's the only part of me that's vainy is my
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: my my penis actually the front of my ay for
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the front of my calf always gets a random vein.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: I don't see any vans on the front of your calf.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I got it. I need to do a couple.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: I used to have a good bi I used to
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: have a good Byset van. Shut up and I got
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: leaned down.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: How do you vein up? Bro? We need to have we.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Need to have fitness coach here. Billy football is a
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: fake fitness I know.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want junk science.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: He brought us to the gym for that whoop thing,
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: and it was we were doing just shenanigans. He had
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: me doing like squats with like twenty five pounds on
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: the bar.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Ha.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: I was like, brother, a couple of forty five is
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: on here? What are we doing?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the forty fives on. Get my form
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: a little bit worse.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Real squat exactly. I actually have perfect squat form.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I believe that peckable. I believe that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: I it's the one thing that I pride myself in,
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: even though I barely squat. When I do, it's like
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: spine is straight and asses to the floor.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Has anyone ever told that to you? Have you ever
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: had someone come up to you at the gym.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: No, but I did have one guy come up to
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: me the gym when I was curling, and he was like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: gread form. It's probably trying to fuck me. He definitely
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: like most people have good form. Oh they're curling, it's
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: one of the easier ones to not f that's pretty sure,
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: like swinging with your back.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Pretty straightforward. But you weren't swinging with your back.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: No, I was locked in. I saw a guy the
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: other day at the gym who was curling in the
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: squad rack and he was just all he had forty
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: five's on the side. He was like my size, just
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: throwing his back into it. I'm like, dude, you're not
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: doing anything for yourself.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: You should have told him.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: I went up to him. I was like, dude, let
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: me show you a thing or two you got.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: You should have put your body up behind his body,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: a plank of wood. I remember like the faces of
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: guys who have come up to me in the gym
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and like suggested, cause they're they're never like in that
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: good shape themselves, Like they're just like a month ahead
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: of you. They're like a second grade.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: He kissed me off because like I'm not like big.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: So it's like people assume that I don't know anything
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: about the gym, but's like I've been lifting for a
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: really long time.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Like I know, I know, I know what to do.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just not doing it. No, yeah, I know I.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Do the right shit, I just don't eat enough. But
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: it's like I had a last year at the gym
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: at school. It was like everyone in there was just
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: a fucking like they were all on steroids. I'm assuming
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: they were all.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck college gyms are pretty jack. They were fucking huge,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: are jacked.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: These two guys had legs, like I'm assuming bigger than
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: like shacks legs.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It's bullshit. They they find out they're like science major.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: The you're in biology, you're jack.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: They had the normal upper bodies and then their legs
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: were like seven times the size of my legs. They
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: would be like on the leg press doing like over
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: one thousand pounds.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, their dads must have been assholes. Yeah, there's no
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: doubt in my mind that their dads had them like
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: squatting as.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: They only did legs like they do legs like five
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: times a.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Week stunt of their growth.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Probably probably one of them would have come to the
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: gym in like a flannel with cut off sleeves and
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: just do legs every day.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I'm dying to see a guy take his shirt off
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: fully in the gym and like, just I've never.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Seen that, but I have any must. I think there's
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: like weight lifting gyms where people do that where you can't,
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: or it's like for people on all the videos on
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Instagram and ship that I see on my explore pages
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: that no one has a shirt on, and I'm like,
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I would love to just be getting reps in with
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: no shirt on.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or just being around a bunch of dudes with
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: no shirt because I assume that the testosterone is just
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: in the air and you can just kind of breathe
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: it in. Everything's all sweaty and gross secondhand smoke a testosterone.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I have a question those sass Are you still planning
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: on taking a writing class? Oh?
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: No, well I did, and I just like dropped it.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, when was it.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Earlier in the year or earlier in like the couple
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: months ago?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Probably a couple of months ago. I thought you just
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: were recently saying like you're trying to like get a
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: writing class in or like a writing class and you
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: did and it sucked.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: I did, and I dropped it because I was like, well,
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: this is dumb.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Why well, it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Was just like I was just like I was like
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: doing it was like a sketch comedy writing class at
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: De Paul and uh it was online and then I
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: realized that it was like three hours on Thursday nights
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: you to go to the class and then I'm like
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: submitting sketches that I already wrote.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I want to do it. I'm asking because I want
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to do it too. I want to take a class too.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: And it's like I would.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Be down to take one, like Corey said that, like
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: the producer said one that they like have them at
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: like comedy club, Like you can take like writing classes
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: like at clubs. I would love to, Like I know
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Second City and Chicago you can take classes there.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: And just take a get in there to get a
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: little class in or yeah. But also at the same.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Time, I feel like, I don't know, I feel like
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: when you think that deep into things, usually it doesn't
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: go well.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: No fuck, But I'm trying to expand. I'm trying to
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some classes in. I'm trying to
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: just learn.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Expand your I'm trying to take a broaduct horizon, a
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: merengue class.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to fucking salsa dance. I'm trying to fucking
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: learn how to cook. Bro. I'm trying to take some
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: fucking classes. Bro, I'm trying to go to community adult
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: college night classes or some shit.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: I want to take like a writing classes just to
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: like be better like structuring shit, and like maybe like
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: I don't really I'm not really never written anything like
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: longer than like five minutes.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: So like I would like to be able to like
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: a script. What is it when you say like interior
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: fucking classroom or some shit like that, Like how do
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you put the parentheses? What thing do italicize? That's the
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: stuff I want to learn in a fucking writing class.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: How do you space out a script? Like where do
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you put everything so it just looks legit?
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Oh that's pretty easy to figure out.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Well, then fucking you teach me. I mean you can.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: You have to get like a script program like Celtech
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: or some shit like I have.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: I use fade in and it's free and it literally
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: comes with like it like you just press you click,
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: like scene heading and an action character parentheses, dialogue like
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: it's very easy, very if you have one of those.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Because I used to write scripts just on like Google
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: docs and I was like, this is what was What
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: was one of them? I don't remember, but like when
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: I was in a strip class last year, I did
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: bullshit and I would like, I would like, look at
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: I'd have like a template up next to me. And
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: then I was like, oh, apparently there's softwares for that's
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: what my teacher told me.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: What was one of the scripts?
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: I don't remember.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't like write out scripts back then.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Like about like a toaster that lost its way or
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: something like that, Like a fucking Rubik's cube that got
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: like that, like escaped from a toy store or something
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: like that. Shit like that. Yeah, that ship would be
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: fucking fire. Yeah, like Toy Story five or six or
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: something like that. Just get in on the Toy Story franchise.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I would write some of those. I wrote the the
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: other day. I wrote the sequel.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: For Revenant two. I wrote The Bear Comes Back and
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it's just fucking up a town looking for Leonardo DiCaprio's
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: fucking body.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: I wrote the sequel for what is that? Oh, call
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: me by your Name because it came out on Entertainment Weekly,
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: put out a thing and said call Me by your Name.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Director Luca dunder under pronounce his last name, says he's.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Pretty much moved on.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Guadike, guadigh, Guadagino, Guadaghino. I'm assuming pronounce you know, I
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: don't know it says he's pretty much moved on from
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: the sequel, as as he reunites with Timothy Shallamy on
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: new movie Shut Up.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: So shallow Ma is in, but Hammer's out.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Hammer's out.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately the Eating People didn't go over.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Well, that's bullshit, honestly, because you would think it would
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: play into it Called Me by Your Name, like it's
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: like it's taboo in the same way that Called Me
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: by Your Name was a movie about the taboo, the taboo.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: My suggestion was that part two would just be like
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: a short, be like a minute long, and and it
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: would be Timothy Shallaman and Armie Hammer like out like
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: because I know that movie was very like summer, like
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: very good summer vibes, and it's like they're out maybe
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: at like a nice beach house back okay, okay, grills
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: roaring yes, Timothy shallow.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: May what kind of beach house like a New York
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Town like.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Vibe, and uh, Army Hammer is on the he's he's
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: firing up the grill. Birds are chirping. Timothy Shallome looks
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: over to him, He's like, Hey, what are you cooking? Hey,
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: what are you cooking? And then Armie Hammer laughs and
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: glazes over at Timothy shallow May and then Timmy Shollans like,
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: what's so funny? I just asked where you're cooking? And
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: then Army Hammer's like, I'm cooking you.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Oh oh.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Great sequel.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would and he just like deep fries his penis.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and yeah, he just rips him apart because on
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: the queue.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Is honestly the most romantic. Yeah, just throw them in
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the egg grill, the balls on the George Foreman, he's
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: just stuffing his body into the grill, just like jamming
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: it in like a suitcase in the overhead compartment, just
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: like throwing his shoulder into fucking shallow maze, dead crisp body,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: like his hands on Gretel vibes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's pretty fucked up. The whole thing
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: was crazy. Did you ever read the text of the
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: messages with that?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Why is it fucked up.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: I mean he was like he's like a legitimate cannibal,
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: is he yeah? Or is he just like I don't
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: think he's ever Oh no, he said that he ate
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: a animal one time. I think like he killed an
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: animal and ate.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: It so like so like a hunter, so like everyone
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: so basically like Rogan does no because he's how long
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: it has sustained him for how many weeks?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: There's like a there's like a thing of him, like
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: there's the messages. I think he said that he held
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: the heart in its hand while it was still like
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: beating and ate it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I think heart, He's there's no way he did that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: What is this apocalypto. He like held it in front
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: of like the rabbit as it fucking and he ate
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the heart and just fucking was like squirting it all
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: over like a gush, just like spraying it down. That
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: is absolute cap He's fucking lying to us. There's no
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: way he did it to seem hot to a girl.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: He didn't. He didn't put out the message. I don't
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: think he ever even spoke about it. What do you mean,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: like he never came he said it to the girl.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: He said it to a girl, being like yeah, fucking no, no.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: He said to the girl.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: But I don't like he never I don't Did he
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: ever have a statement about it?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, which is probably the peak. That's
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: kardash that's the Chris Jenner one oh one. Never let
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: him see the tears, Never let him be sad about it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Just go out in front of the people, have a response,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and keep on pushing. Honestly, they should have called me
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: by your name Part two because of that, because he
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: handled it so excuse me, diplomatically. Beautiful job by him. Dude,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I did something. I did something that I I'm ashamed of. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I posted my I posted my vemo to Twitter.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Really why?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Because I want some money. I just want some money.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I used to that.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. I was gonna ask if
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: you if you actually did that?
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just taking someone's having money.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or I'm going on my fucking I'm going on
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: my bachelor party this weekend. Oh, let's go.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: When are you getting married in uh in July? Oh
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: that's awesome.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: And I'm going on my bachelor party.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: And surprised me and the boys weren't invited. Well, it's
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: uh are your boys from the Kansas City goun.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're gonna be there, or one of them
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: is gonna be there. The other one couldn't make it.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: One Mike, Well they're both named Mike.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: So oh yeah, true, the producer or the.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Producer, he'll be there. But but it's just so fucking
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: expensive and they're all assholes. I've had to pay for
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: and book everything, like you think of a fucking bachelor
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: party that like your boys are gonna be like, dude,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: we got this, like fucking just sit back, like they'll
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: blindfold me and like take me in somewhere or some ship.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And I just have had to book for everything. I've
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: had to pay for every like excursion, and I'm just
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: fucking their assholes. I'm just going fucking broke over here.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do to just asking the.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Vacation last week, so you're really running up at check.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I'm running up a fucking bill
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: right now. And I'm trying to crowdsource this and and
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: see if the internet maybe will like put put me
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: on their back and just like carry me to a
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: good time, because like the fellows are leaving me in
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: the lurch a little bit. I'm sorry to hear that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of fun to set those boys straight.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe you could either a whip the boys into shape
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: little sassy.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Boot camp or some money myself, or yeah, be send
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: me some to send you some money.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: That's honestly I was about. My second recourse was to
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: enter a barstool game show and sympathetically come in second
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: and just look fucking real sad, just like passive, aggressively
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: pout and until I get some cash. But I basically
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: just panhandled. I busked for it. I just like asked,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: like I mean, I'm the I'm a person on the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I tried to get the tips. I don't know, do
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: you have tips on Twitter? No?
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: I don't think that. I don't think that's come out yet.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: It's or like for some people it has just like they.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know why they do that. They just gotta
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: start dropping.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Ship like yeah, what like let me get let me
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: get to.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: The verification thing too is now yet.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I spent fifteen minutes trying to get tips this morning.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I was gonna be I was gonna try to be
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: more coy about it, but I was just fucking up front,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like please just give me some money. This ship is
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: too expensive, and these are these assholes might never give
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: me the money. They're just gonna let me foot a
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: bill for a fucking party like they I don't even
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: think they wanted to come.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: They probably want it to come.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: They don't even want to fucking be there. That's why
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: me and the fucking the real boys owen in SaaS. Yeah,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: we hit up the rooftop. We have some of the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: turns over, the young fellows over, have them come not Yeah,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: staple their nuts to their legs, you know, the fucking
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: drill we uh.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: I I posted my on my other account, my little
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Sam Squinch account. I used to have my uh.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: How you pronounced it? Because I never I never heard
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: it's hurt.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Sam Squinch, Sam squanch. Yeah, I think a trailer park
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Boys reference.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But I used to have my Venmo in my
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: bio because I was like that kind of person. And
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: I would like, I was like a junior in high school,
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: and I did have a lot of followers, but I'd
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: be like, I'd like going out for breakfast and someone
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: send me five bucks, and then like ten people would
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: send me five bucks and I would delete the tweet
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: and I only did it like three times, but it
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: was awesome.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: How much money did you make? Total?
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: A couple hundred bucks? Oh, on my birthday I posted
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: it too. I made like four hundred dollars.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Pretty good.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: It's pretty good.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I think easy money. I think that. Yeah, just like
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: asking people for money, it's awesome. It was.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: There was a guy a couple of year a while
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: ago who's big on theline, Joe Vond Joe On. He
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: used to like he made a living by doing that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: He was like really big on like Tumbler, and then
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: he like carried his shit over to Twitter and he
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: was like he had like a cult fan base. He
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: still does a really big fan base and he literally
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: would make like eighty k a year just by people
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: send him venmos.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: It really is just like are you ashamed? Are you like,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: do you have shame or do you have that? They
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: called him like an internet beggar, and it's crazy if
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you have the internet, Like, there's people who beg professionally.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: There's people who beg and do really well. People who
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: just like ask money, ask for cash on the on
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: the street, and they some people cake, some people don't
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: do as well. Some people are caking out there. So
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I said, let me try and cake with the boys.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Let me see fucking if they're caking out, let me
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: try and cake up and me make a little bit
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: of money on it. Well, but but your little Sam squinch,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: how Sam squinch? Yeah, Sam squinch, Sam squich. I mean
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you could look into having that be the social for
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: this show, for this show.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: No, we got to start from scratch.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: From scratch, but I mean it would be nice to
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: have one hundred and thirty, like, what is it, a
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: hundred something and ten head start? That would be a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: good head start.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't want to kill my account.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I know that's just sad about it. Can you like
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: split your account? That would be awesome put into a
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: whore crux if we're talking to Harry Potter's terms.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we'll start the little make the social.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: What's the We need a log little logo seasonal trees,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: grasses and mites.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: We uh, it'll be called I think the social would
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: probably be at Son of a Son of a boy.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Dad no one had do you think anyone has that?
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we'll get it for us. You already talked
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: to him this morning.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: He could wrestle little you did talk to him.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: He said, it only takes like forty eight hours.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Shut up, and he talked to gas.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, we need to get uh, we have
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: to make a social and we have to get a logo. Yeah,
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: which by the time people are listening to this, there
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: will be a logo and there will be a social
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: and the act will be son of a sam Dad.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: So throw that a follow in sound of a sad Dad.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: And also, while you're at it, make sure to send
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: drowne twenty to thirty thousand dollars on venmo.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I'll let the boys eat. We'll pass it
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: out like loads, and the fishes.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Go all straight to the pod. That's all going straight.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you should get a patreo. I know.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I see all these all these other podcasts and they
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: get paid falling out. Yeah, they're fucking wrong.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: We'll see the podcast that these people don't even like
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: they're not even that big, Like there's I saw these
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: guys and I was like, oh, like I didn't even
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: know these will had a podcast, and then I click
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: on their Patreon like ten k a month.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: It is like the oil rush. Yeah, people are in
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: like fur coats and roll driving rolls Royces off of
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: their podcast Patreons and.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Then and then it's crazy too because they don't like,
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: no one unsubscribed. You don't unsubscribe from a Patreon. You
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: subscribe and then you're in from.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: You agree to pay until until your bank runs out
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: of money.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: I subscribe to Tiny Meat Gang like, which is Cody
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: co and Noel Miller's podcast on Patreon like four years ago,
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: probably like when they first started it, and I listened
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: to their bonus episodes a good bit. But like, I
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: have never unsubscribed. Yeah, and I never will. You can,
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: there's no reason to.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: It's five bucks a month.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: You have to support them in perpetuity.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: I like to support my UH, I like to support
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: my favorite creators.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Me sue me for five bucks a month and hopefully,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and honestly hopefully someday someone pays it forward. Yeah, hopefully
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: someone someday someone looks out for SaaS and the like.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I'd like to, but I'm not in it.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not in it for the money though, Oh no, no,
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: this is strictly for UH, just to get some shit
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: off my.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Chest creative vibe. I mean, once you're in that flow stage,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: It's like fucking Serena Williams.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: It just comes off the tongue.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, just a great flowing conversation. That's truly the intoxicant
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: of like traveling in good conversation or my vices. Yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah that I might add that to the
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: bio traveling a good conversation enthusiast. I fucking hate an enthusiast.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: My my bio on the Barstol website is Twitter enthusiast.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Is it really, I fucking hate an enthusiast.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: I'm not an enthusiast of anything.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Who wrote yours myself? You did, yep, So we we're
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: talking about a little irony with Twitter enthusiasts.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: No, it was definitely real. You were enthusiastic about, very
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: enthusiastic about Twitter.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: But now you're you're unenthused.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: No, I like Twitter. I still think it's my favorite
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: form of social media. It's better than fucking TikTok that hell.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Hell escape, that bastion of negativity. I love going into
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: the comments TikTok. That's why I said that, because I said,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: because I know you hate the comment. What I do
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: is I just don't go in the comments. I mean
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: they don't bother me because it's also I don't seek
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: out things I don't like.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: There's like burner accounts on Twitter and Instagram, but every
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: single account on TikTok is a burner account.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Bro, don't you know that you are like what you eat?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Like you are the stuff that you feed yourself. That's
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: what they say.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: But it's like I get shoot on TikTok that I
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: would never have ever even like I guess because I
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: look at the comments. Then it throws into the algorithm.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: But it's I don't know the comments. You're in the
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: algorithm or you're in the comments algorithm, Like that's the type.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Of comment guy.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: They're giving you videos with like a lot of comments
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: or like uh like combative comments where people are pissed
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: off at each other the algorithms, the algorithm is probably
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: just jamming those down your throat.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: I'll be in the comments fighting back against people, just
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: not even on my posts. It's just like I guess,
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: I get so mad. And then the way that the
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: comments read on TikTok too is it doesn't like it
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: doesn't like it's all just one big conversation. So like
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: you'll reply to someone, but then your reply will be
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: like four hundred replies under theirs, so then no one
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: will know what you're talking about.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Due for someone who's not on TikTok, you sound.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: Like I'm not, Like I don't. I haven't been on.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: I haven't had the app on my phone in like
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: at least two months.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: You need to practice some some TikTok discipline and just
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: like sit it in front of you, like when they
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: put like a fucking.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Because That's what I'll do, and then I'll be up
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: at the four in the morning and I'll be like,
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: oh fuck.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You ever see them put like a like a dog
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: treat on like a dog's nose while the dog is
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: just sitting there as like an act that disciplined it
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: off their nose. Yeah, they need to, like but they don't.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: They don't let it lick lick it off for like
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: a while. You need to have like the TikTok in
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: front of you with the comments not open, and just
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: like show how disciplined you are. You need to master that, honestly.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I don't know. I just can't use
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: that app.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's tough. You're more of it. You're a Twitter man,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: You're enthusiastic about Twitter. Twitter enthusiast, even though there are
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: people who are bigger on Twitter at barstool. Who is
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: big Who has more followers at barstool than you?
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Uh Dave, big Cat? They big Cat, pft pftft Alex Cooper,
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Coop Coop.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Classic, back and forth. But her, But by the time
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you're her age, you will have as many as her.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe how old is she?
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Twenty?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Twenty? I think she's twenty.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's twenty or forty and nothing in between. Who else? KFC?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: You can't see, you're probably about neck and neck o.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: KFC's got it, I think a good bit more than me.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're And then who else? Who am I forgetting
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of people? The Chicklets guys, Oh yeah, hockey guys,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: those fuckers, those Fox they when they met you was
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: They're like, Sash is a ballbuster, isn't he? That fucking
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Goes guys are hilarious, that fucking guy Sasa.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Those guys were like, I don't really know that, Like
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: I didn't really know them that well, Like I follow
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: them on Twitter. I obviously know of the podcast and
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: of Pink Whitney fucking Pink Whitney.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: I show a little bit about that. Yeah, yeah, but
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: they were fucking hilarious, like like right off the bad
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: you could just like tell that they were gonna be
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: like funny guys, and they were really funny. Like the
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: stream was so fun with them.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Hockey guys do have a good about like a nice
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: positivity about them and like fun, good joking.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: I would never probably never do a stream, like I
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: would never want to do a stream, but that one
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: was really fun.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Who who do you think what what type of sport
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: has the least funny athletes? Do you think.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Football probably or probably probably like lacrosse or baseball?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Do you think there's any funny lacrosse dudes?
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: No, Just judging off of personal experience, one of my
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: best friends was played lacrosse.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: In high school and he's just super unfun.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Oh he's really he's funny, but uh but then he
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: quit and he was also kind of like anti humor
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: is the anti lacrosse? Really you don't think there's some
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: guys in lacrosse he did that he was on the
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: lacrosse team because of the dude. They would get roped
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: into ship like we like it was like senior night out.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: It was like the big like senior or it was
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: like graduation day. We graduated, and we're all like, oh, dude,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: like we're out high school, Like we're gonna go to
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: our friend Liam's house and we're gonna like all hang
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: out there. It's gonna be a great day. And he's like,
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: we have He's like, we have practice tonight, like their
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: coach made them have practice that they wouldn't be able
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: to go out, and they were like the coaches, like
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be a great time. We're gonna have like
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: pizza under the lights. It's like, no one wants to
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: fucking hang out with the lacrosse.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: No one's pizza. We need to retire pizza as like
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: a bribe. Yeah, it's like I'm about to do but
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: bring a thirty racket and you could do six hours
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: of manual labor for me. It's like fuck you.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: So then he had to come at like one am
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: when practice ended.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Yeah, I remember, And.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: On graduation day we were all smoking cigars, like because
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: like that's what you do. That's what we did on graduation,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Like everyone worked on the whatever he smoked cigars, We
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: all had cigars. He wasn't allowed to because apparently a
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: couple of years ago, some kid from uh like one
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: of the towns over like went to our graduation and
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: took photos of the lacrosse kids smoking cigars and like
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: sent it to like the high school sports whatever, whoever's
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: in charge of that, and they all got suspended from
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: the playoffs.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: No way. Yeah, he was just like a minor league snitch. Yeah,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: he was just like, I'm I'm like thinking of going.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: And because they were playing our team, like in like
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: the States.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: It was the opposite team.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the opposite team.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Dude. There was a kid in my high school who,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: uh he snitched on his own team. He was the
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: crew team manager.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, that happened at our school a lot too.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: All the crew kids went out drinking and he told
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: on them, and for like the whole rest of his
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: college career or a high school career, he was like ostracized.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: And then when he was in college, he got a
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: prostitute at a hotel and he slit her throat, not
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: to kill her, but he was an e n T
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: so he knew how to not cut the jugular, and
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: he like made up a story about someone coming in
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: and like doing that, Like.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: So he just did it like because like he did it,
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: like because he's insane.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: He's inane.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Oh I thought you mean he was like trying to
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: save her life or something.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: No, No, he like like there was like some kind
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: of confrontation and he's fucking insane and it all stemmed
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: from him snitching on the crew team in high school.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: It's tough. There's like new stories about the kids probably
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: in jail.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Now that's fucked.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I say his name, nah, I should is that giving
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: him Is that giving him good publicity, good publicity and
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: credit or is that what's his name? Just say his name,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: joe Vignolade, fucking Joey Vola that piece of shiitez for
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: snitching and also for slitting that prostitute's throat.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Snitching was probably wor worse, but.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: But slitting a prostitute's throat just it rolls off the tongue.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: That's some American psycho shit, like killing a homeless person.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very Yeah, you.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Ever seeing that TikTok, Like it's like I've never seen
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: the actual TikTok, but it's like a screenshot against this
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: girl and she's like, if you were a serial killer, Like,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: what would your signature move be, She's like, mine would
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: be killing so killing homeless people and sewing their mouths shut.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Who said that?
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, young girl, what the fuck?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I know that's not you don't get to pick a
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: signature move, like it's your superpower of TikTok.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Like they all meet, they all like join together, and
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: they're all like, oh, this is normal, Like that's a
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: normal thought. Like I remember seeing one and it was like,
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: oh my god, so depressed having brushed my teeth and
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: one months, Like that's not normal, No, find the strength.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because it's not that deep. Yeah, it's not
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: that hard to brush your teeth. It's not.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: And it al wants to be around you with that
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: stank breath.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: And to fucking brag about it, like it's like you
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: want you're doing it for like the cloud having dirty
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: mouth these orbit.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Imagine not brushing your teeth for a month. That's some
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: ship that like I would be like an experiment because
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: you don't you don't really know expearmentment, but you put
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: experiment because that and you don't recover from a month
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: of not brushing I know I was when I was younger.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: I didn't brush. You did when I was really young.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You must have been depressed, brother. FU.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: When I was in like elementary school, I was not.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: I was like a one a week kind of guy.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Really was like, I don't need to. Fifth grade was
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: when I started because I went to a private school.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Had to those days you had to start brushing again.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Check your teeth before you went into class.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the nert are the the nuns. Yeah they
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: whip your ass. Yeah, whip your ass if you brush.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Schools just regular private.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: It's regular private.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Just they were just running the mill rich shit, not
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: even under the guise of like loving God or anything
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: like that. You're just like straight up like we have wealthy.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: Going to a private school in fifth grade is the
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: dumbest thing that you can do as a person.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Why, because there's just.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: No point Everyone thought. I was like everyone thought I
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: had something wrong with me because you didn't brush your teeth.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, he's.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Thought I had something wrong with me because I like
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: was doing horrible in school and shit. But it was
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: like I just didn't like school.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Probably I had like.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: I was on I was on adderall I was on Vibean,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Yep concerta, Yep, straterra, all of this shit. Probably I
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: took everything. They made me try everything else like a
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: little test dummy.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Same, And it was like I just didn't want to
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: do my homework, so dramatic, like no one wants to
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: do homework, doesn't mean you gotta lace me up with
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: fifteen different drugs.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Had this amphetamine? Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: My mom was like, yeah, the Adderall's kind of making
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: him like a little flat with the personality. And he
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: was like, we're probably gonna have to put him on
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: some antidepressants, like or.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Just take me off the adderall.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: I didn't take.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: No, he's not doing his geography. He's not like filling
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: out his map. It's like, bitch, I can look up
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: the map. Why is it a whole class on the
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: fucking map.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: I know kV would be defending that maybe is a
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: map guy.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: He's a map enthusiast, and he actually is a map enthusiasts,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: big time, super corny to be enthusiastic about any anything. Nihilism. Nihilism,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: that's that's the that's my fucking speed, bro. Yeah, me
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: and Bukowski, we fucking you've been reading lately.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I had a great reading day the other
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: day and on Monday, Memorial Day, a Memorial Day, had
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: a long weekend. It rained all weekend. I didn't want
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: to go out. But it's just like there's nothing to do.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Like what do you do in New York when it's raining?
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: When when you when you orb? Besides go out?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: G t A played.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: I don't have a fucking PlayStation because I got stolen.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Fuck, bro, you need to get up a PlayStation or
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: get it on your phone. Can't you get G T A?
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: And you're not gonna play GT on my phone?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: Because that's like embarrassing.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I just downloaded like a goddamn NBA Live on my
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: phone because I've been on that ship. I've been on
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: so many flights recently that I'm like, I need the
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Wi Fi goes out on every third flight that I'm on.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Start start reading, all right, all right, a book in
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: your hands, brother.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to. I buy fucking I buy a book
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: at every airport I go to, and I fucking just
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: never because.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: There's no You're not going to get a good book
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: at the airport. All right, Bro, you need uh, you
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: need uh? You've ever read on the road yeah, of course, bro,
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: it's a good one. Of course, the book to Live Through.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well the Christian Stewart movies.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't watch that. I heard it's bad, but
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: I mean it's not as good as the book christin
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Store was on us.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: And ol right, No, that's Kristin Wig.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Kristin Wig.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Wrong, Chris, but both of the k R I think
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I think they spelled it with the same Yeah. No,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: c h no h none, Chris ten. But yeah, you're right.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start cracking book like I will crack book,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: but I just need to be put onto one. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: think I might like fucking I think I might like
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: things that aren't f I might like fucking real stories.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, probably.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I want to just see what someone else is. I don't.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think I read are like I mean, I
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: guess they are fiction technically.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: There's just something something about reading like a fucking story
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: that came out of someone's brain that I think is
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: just I don't know if it's softer, it's just like fucking.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not just trying to like live out someone's fantasy.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Someone's like well developed fantasy that they like put pen
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: to paper. I don't know. I think that there's I
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: spent too much time sucking in the gym to do shit.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Maybe you should just write a book instead Selfish your
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: own story, bro.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Self help, and that fucking puts him self help. I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: want to, I really want to write a fucking calendar,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: a fucking something, a day calendar where you like rip
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: off and there's like some some new like maybe it's
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: like inspiration or like a fucking Sudoku or some shit
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: like that. You ever have one of those? Count I
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: think Tommy has one on his desk. It's like a yeah, Jeopardy.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or something like that would be a good one.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Write a calendar.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: There's like joke ones.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, who fucking a joke a day? Come up
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: with one TikTok a week? I know, right, a fucking
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: joke a day.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: Joke a day is pretty intense.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: People just used to write jokes. You ever crack like
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: an old Playboy and like, look at the jokes that
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: that they There's just like a page of jokes in
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: every single Playboy.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I've looked at them. I think, uh
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: doesn't Frank. I think Frank the Tank has a joke
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: book on his desk or he used to.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I think he's definitely the type of dude to like,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: uh use the jokes from his joke book.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Like the Nickelback one. It's definitely a joke book.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Joke an online Uh, like you went online and like
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: typed in jokes. Yeah, I fifty jokes to impress your friends.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I'm to learn joke jokes.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I uh.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to learn some goddamn jokes. I mean,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: it was always cool when someone could like tell a joke, Yeah, definitely.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think you could tell a joke?
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: You think? I don't think about that, like, oh, tell
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: a joke? Like, I don't have a joke to tell.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: The only joke that I ever think of when people
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: say that is from Goodwill hunting. When he's like, I
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: was on an airplane the other day and the pilot
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: came over the intercom like accidentally, and he was like, man,
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: I need a cup of coffee and a blow job.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: And then the flight attendant ran up to like tell
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: the pilot that his inter that the intercom was on
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: he was in. Someone in the back yelled, don't freet
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: the cup of coffee. That's the only joke I ever
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: think of because that's like a joke joke, Like that's
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: like a that's like a quick joke.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a true, true joke, Like I didn't
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: even practice telling a joke. I feel like if.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: You're if you like, I mean, there's like comedians the
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: who is the comedian that we were watching that does
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: only one liners? Dimitri Martin? Who was the other one?
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: The old one, mitch Head you see Mitch Hedberg stand up. Yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: that's all one liners. Yeah, like all joke.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: But they're also all like incredible, they're also all like
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: the funniest. There's just it's just he's.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Just sitting there just like ripping off one like ripping
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: one liners the wh whole time.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: And that seems way harder. You have to do. You
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: have to remember every one of them. There's no like
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: pace or momentum to it. Or I guess there is
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a pace to it, but it's like a slow pace
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: and it's just like you say, you're one and fucking
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: rip off and they're all funny. Yeah, a little misdirection.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah those are great.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: He's a misdirect. But like read reading a joke and
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: a joke book, do you think that those people like
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: say it to themselves or yeah, laugh is a great question.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Too, but like, I've never laughed at one of those.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Do you laugh on your phone?
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'll get tweets sometimes, yeah, but like you'll see some.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: One's tweet and you'll just like laugh out loud to yourself. Yeah.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, if I have any like, really, if I
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: have any tweets I think are like really fucking funny,
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: I'll uh let out a really big laugh. But that's
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: a that's a very rare occasion.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Scroll through your your recent likes.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: I'll look at my bookmarks.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: That's what you do, bookmark. Yeah, about ship you want
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: to revisit, It's.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Usually like like Zach Fox tweeted, like to dab a
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: little coote juice on my wrists and rub it in
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: like it's a perfume sample.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It's funny. Did uh and you laughed out loud at that?
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Probably when I saw it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: How how many haws did you give off with the
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: written word. It's hard to get that many haws out
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: of me. I might be more of an intonation guy.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: I'm a big uh, I'm a big written guy. My
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: phone died.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Fuck fucking shit, it's three thirty three in the afternoon.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Your phone hour, shit, well halfway, halfway, half way.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: It's like in the conjuring the clock stops at three
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: thirty three.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, that's fucking creepy.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: You were woken up at three thirty three?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, I don't. I don't think I ever have.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: I one time was driving home at three thirty three
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: in the morning, late night.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Bro, that's a bad omen.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: That's fucked.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: But if it happens again, Oh no, so you had to, Yeah,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: you have to kill yourself in solidarity. Are they building
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: a nut? They're building another World Trade Center next to
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: the other one.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: No, they're not.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I think I think that they're building something else down there.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: It might not building another twin towers. They're building a
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: twin that fucking back right now. They're building another twin
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: to the towers. No, to the tower. I think that
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: there's no way it's happening. Like how when people maybe
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: they're gonna make like an extension to the regular an extension,
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: well like a ponytail. They're not building another town. They're
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: not gonna build another Like how when people have.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: A dog and they get their dog like another dog friend.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: They could they're building a canyon tower.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: There's no way they would be able to pull that off. Again,
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: the scheme of the heist of that level.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Someone someone somewhere is like, okay, like you take that as.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: A challenge looking beauty pie beauty pies probably probably want
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: to beauty beauty pies fans.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, taking it as a fucking challenge. We couldn't.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Fucking people are still mad that I said that about
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: but that I said that on the Yact that beautie
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Pie was Yeah, I get dam's about it. Still. I
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: got one yesterday because I said the thing about the
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: girl from the office, which like I didn't like, I
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: don't even remember what I said. I was just like, oh, yeah,
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: you see the ship about the girl from the office,
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: and she's I.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Think you said she's in the KKK. You said I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: was wrong. She isn't see you look at that. You
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: said you're wrong.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm I'm I'm able to admit when
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: I'm wrong, which is very rare.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: And that's very real. Ass fuck of you, But that's
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: just the real. That's how you know, that's how you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: know to take everything dead serious. Own are you seeing
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: if they're if they're building World Trade another one to
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: get get to the bottom of this, because I think
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: that that's an actual true fact that that they're they're pull.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Up that video of the plane hitting the tower.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Do we have this cant pull that out? Get the clip,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: someone have the clip. It's gonna be fine. I have
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: twin towers. They're probably building like four, five sets.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: Of twins, or just one set of five.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: They're building four around around the current one that they had,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: like a force field.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: That's pretty cool. That would actually look sick. It's a
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: quintuplet tower.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, exactly. Imagine trying and if they're all fortied
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: like a big strong tree. It's like a fucking oak tree,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: like a fucking redwood, a fucking super wide base, just
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: a big trunk, strong sequoia of a fucking of a
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: bunch of towers together. That's like try and fucking run.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: By some Star Wars. That's some ship that you'd see.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: In Star Wars.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Five towers with tower in the middle, all next to beach.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Would one be in the middle, because I think there'd
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: have to be six right the way that I'm thinking
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: of Are.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: You thinking of a line? I'm thinking of four around
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: one like a box in.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: One that would work.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: That would work just like a Swiss square around where and.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Then one in the middle. It would be cooler if
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: it was like like a stop sign. How many is that?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Eight? Eight?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: It would be cool if there was eight and then one.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Of them that would be some Star Wars ship. That's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: what I was thinking of. Dude, Wait right, this is
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: a script.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck, this would be sick.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: The eight the eight towers. That's fucking crazy.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Six fucking towers or five towers?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: So are they building five more, four more or four
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: more to make a fleet? It's just crazy that, Uh,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: when are they gonna stop building buildings? I just got
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: a skyline tattoo. Now I have to fucking add to it.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: I said a while ago. Apparently they just like build.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: They just don't stop building buildings here. And I'm apparently
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: like during the pandemic a lot of them were just empty.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about what I mean? Are they Are they
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: ever knocking down buildings? Now? Everything's just gonna be a
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: building and sleep this city. The fucking construction workers don't
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: sleep here.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: It is crazy though, Tommy, you had a tweet earlier
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: when he was talking about how like they're just gonna
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: they just put shit everywhere for construction. Then they just
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: like never take it away. Yeah, it seems like what
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: do they do? They are the building here, They've been
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: doing construction here since I started.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, how do they see a worker once?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: How do they even build scaffolding too?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Like, uh, someone's gotta build it.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Someone's just standing on a fucking on a fucking plank.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: I'm sure it's pretty easy to build scaffolding.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: That sounded like some Chet Haye shit. It's a scaffolding,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Chet Hayes.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: It's Chet Hanks, bro is it?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Then he used to be Chet Hayes. His rap name
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: is chet Hayes.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Oh really, you.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Never listened to his album fucking Hanks. You don't know
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: his deep you don't know his deep cuts. You must
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: have just become a fan of his within the last
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: eighteen months now.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: I first became a fan of his when he announced
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: that his dad and his mom had COVID.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: That was about eighteen months ago.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: He was like, it's actually fucking so chill. He's like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: don't even worry. He's like, people aren't going people. This
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: was like this was like when no one knew anything
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: about it, Like I was still at college when this happened.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Holy shit, and he was like he was like, yeah,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: Tom's good, Like everyone's all right, Uh, we're gonna be
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: He's like, I think people are overreacting, like it's not
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: that bad, Like they're chilling and quarantine right now. He
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: called all like he's got he's got like a tank
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: top on, and then he just like started posting like
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: crazy shit. That's when the Jamaican accent started.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sick. But if he's just hanging around a
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: bunch of Jamaican dudes like that, that's what you have
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, you just don't hang You probably never
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: hung around a Jamaican dude. Jan friends a gang of
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Jamaican dudes, But there's also dudes groups of dudes in
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: like London and fucking Brooklyn that like talk with the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Jamaican Patross. Yeah, like troops.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Troops is half Jamaican, right, I guess he is half
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: to make said he was right making that up.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: No, I think he's I think he is half jamake it.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I think it's like I think his dad is.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: I think his dad's Jamaican.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Either that or his mom or his mom. Yeah. One
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: two is definitely either or is a Jamaican ting. But
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: but I think that some people just can rattle off
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: the patwas like I heard two fucking rappers.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Just talking in the patoiss, Like I could see Drake
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: throwing on a little Jamaican accent. Oh he definitely, but
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: you you would know fucking Drizzy.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Should I should I comment on one of his igs
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: right now? And Ron, there's only like a thousand of
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: us that can comment on his ig posts, only about
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: two hundred of us.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Ever, do you commented recently right what did you say.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Something about his cologne gas?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: Didn't he like it? Or did you know? It was
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: the top? It was the top comment, the top comment.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: That's awesome because no one everything else is like just
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: two hundred likes.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: It's just it's just all gas gas gas emode, Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Just flame Emoji's everything he does. His his network of
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: people are so it's pretty.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Weird getting into like that friend group, like you know, Drewski,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: you know Drewski, Like Drewski and Drake seem to be
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: good buds now, but like I wonder, like what the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: rankings are like him, He's got He's just always with people.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: I doubt there's ever a moment in his life where
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: he's like alone Drake. Yeah, he doesn't have a long time,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: but he always has that guy. He's always got multiple guys. Kevin.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: There's one guy who's always like the closest to the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: body guy. He's like body man.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: But I think Kevin Harbo forty.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I think Kevin Hart does it too.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's Obio Hush Actually, but what is that?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Wait? Obio like remember the what was a push a T?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: He says something about because he has als right, forty
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: does Yeah, that was a crazy lyric. That was like
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: one of lyrics. I showed that to my dad because
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: I was like, the this is insane.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Dad, Dad, get in here. You'll believe what pusha T
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: just said about o Vo forty. It was actually it
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: was crazy.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: That was like the that that that's like I don't
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: listen to like dis tracks, but that one is.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: What did your dad say?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: It was? He like, oh that was like that was spicy.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: Oh no, Obo hush hunched over like his body bags.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Wait what does he say? I didn't be on the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: How much time is that? How much time that man
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: got that boy is six six sick?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: That's crazy? Did he die? No, I don't think so,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: but I think uh. I mean, you know, Drizzy's from
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: that battle Rap world, you know what I mean. He
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: used to always be in the battle Rap world, so
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: he knows about these about going too far back to back.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, you don't right back to back if you're
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: not end up in the battle Rap scene.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: That's a fact.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Trigger fingers turned to Twitter fingers is, Oh, you're probably
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: team Meek though.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I was torn. I was right in the middle
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: of it at the time, you know what I mean.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Obviously I was a drake, had the personal thing. But it's, uh,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: it's a city thing. It's a little bit of a
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Helen of Troy situation. I was caught in the middle
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: between Agamemnon and Hector. Yeah. If you've ever the boss
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Lady walking it down. Wait, I've never. I haven't seen
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: you on token yet.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: I was on token. Oh, I was definitely on token.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Don't talk about your origin story.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: I think it's one of the top.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was an intern week.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: I was on token before I was in the office.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: I did that in my basement.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Shut up, yep, your mom's basement. You were in my
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: mom's basement before my mom's basement existing.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a really good show. I mean, America fucking.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Chopped it up.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: Supper close ever since?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure? Yeah, yeah, you guys went to note together.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: I love you. I love you to death.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: He shout out of E. Shout out to E. Yeah,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I love you for sure. We need a logo.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll work on it.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna draw?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: I'll probably get on that.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: What's our Twitter voice gonna sound like?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: I'll be running. I'll be doing most of the tweeting.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should actually a lot of sam squid, a
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: lot of memes. It's probably gonna suffer because you're gonna
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: divide your attention a little bit. How are you gonna
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: split your attention between your three accounts?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: And we'll be fine. We're gonna do similar to anis.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: We're not gonna run it like the We're not gonna
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: run it like the like just posting viral shit because
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: you don't. I don't, man, I'm not gonna go against
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: everyone at the company.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, do it, do it well.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: I don't think we're gonna get like. I don't think
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: you get listeners by doing that. You just get more
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: traction to your Twitter ship, all right, we got to
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: wrap it up.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are coming in.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: All right, guys, thanks for listening.
• 1:07:42
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