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#310 We Don't CO-ED the Same with Darran Davis · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  have plenty of episodes going on the weekly. So look to everybody who is
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  in here across from me as my toxic ass co host XG. What's up?
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  Dog? Why? Why? Why do I feel this? Like?
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  First of all, you don't Mike, you can't even hear you, bro,
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  Come on what you can put the headphones on? Damn it, that's
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  all we bomb, bro, dam Like it's like, yeah, what's going
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  on with you? Dog? Why did you come in here with this?
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  Like very like? You know, Yeah, does Andrew tay the attitude?
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  Because he's still not released? Dog? We got released, top ja He
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  still you're still not in front of the mic? Bro? What are you
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  talking about? What do you need right there? All right there? It
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  is? Yeah, I can hear you on the mic now, yeah,
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  now you can hear you. Yeah, I couldn't hear your voice. Is
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  that what you call him? Top? Gee? I mean that's what he
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  would be top if you were in a relationship with him. Man, I'm
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  might you might be onto something that I don't know if that's why they call
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  him top to you, I don't know that you might be onto. I
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  heard that something I heard there's a conspiracy with like rich people, like super
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  elite where they get tired about when they get tired of fucking like women.
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  They just like they get the pleasure out of like turning the straight dude out.
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  I mean, I had heard about some deep fucking crazy elite shit like
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  that, and I was like, Oh, that would be some crazy shit.
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  It wouldn't You wouldn't feel good about yourself if you met a lesbian and
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  you made or not a lesbian, I'd be like, yeah, but they
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  got some mad Yeah. But like but what if like Brad Pitt took you
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  home and you thought he's just like, hey, maybe he has something got
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  to bottle I ain't never seen, and then like he's trying to turn you
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  out, and you're like, oh, what I mean, I wouldn't fight
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  for sure, you gotta fight, have to sock that full dog? Then
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  what do you mean unless he has a gun, you're not gonna have If
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  he's coming on too hard. You heard mister and missus Smith time how to
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  dog, you can't mean yeah, he reaches for the dick. You better
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  be like that's what I'm like, like dog chopped that finger off. I
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  don't know. I mean another answer that we're going to be getting is from
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  the man running the boards. What's going on? Ray? What's up y'all?
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  Good evening. I'm wondering what kind of shake did you grab? My
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  my man? Yeah, let's introduce the guests, the one and only comedian
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  Darren David's everybody, thank you for joining us. Bro. This is it
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  used to be called like a shamrock shaker or something about the same back to
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  day, when now it is the mobile shake. I think they got sued
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  by somebody. It's the mobile shaker. What chocolate chip? And men?
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  Aren't they using that oriole the Oreo cookies? Here you go, h commercial?
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  It's like that attention. It's like that Andy's uh like you ever had
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  those those those uh when you stay at the hotel and they try to they're
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  like, sorry that sorry, the walls are staying. Here's some andies.
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  You saw that new McDonald's sing They got coming up like a strawberry shortcake.
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  Mccluria, mcshake, I ain't been McDonald Yeah, McDonald's scarved. You got
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  his microt or hey, man, McDonald's so McDonald's good or I mean i've
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  been Yeah, I'll tell you what it pops oppers, Yeah, getting but
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  all but but I mean I think they brought it as an all year round.
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  Bro. You don't I feel like international fast food spots be be cracking.
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  Bro, like fast other fast food spots, they'd be doing the better.
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  Like I just saw this other thing, and I ain't gonna lie like
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  I tried, like if I really, if I'm gonna hit the McDonald's now,
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  I'm like, let's you're like starving, starving. I'll just suck around
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  and get a kids mel Bro. This is something small. But I saw
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  something from the UK Chicken Big mcdog and I was like, damn, this
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  is a game changer right here. I would try this. You try sounds
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  like garbage. You wouldn't try the chicken pig mac like Popeyes Chicken sandwich to
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  die boll It's coming from a black guy. You gotta trust this fall Popeyes.
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  The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich was kind of man though the first batch was fire.
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  Yeah, the first edition about Chick fil a. Man, they don't
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  point every time you feel the hype. Yeah, there's no crispiness to Chick
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  fil a, bro? What you mean like like I'll be getting them like
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  nuggets and I'd be like, yoh man, this I need that crunch bro.
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  Like how McDonald's got you on the crunch bro, Like you gotta.
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  But so you got to be to be fair. I will tell him if
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  I'm gonna go to Chick fil A and you think you could just extra crispy,
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  and I'll be like, oh, just well done. And and you
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  know that just because I asked my preference. I prefer to be a little
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  extra krisp because I ain't gonna like fried chicken is a broad game. I've
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  learned that you gotta say you gotta take something or add something to your burger
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  so you don't get the one that's just sitting there. Yeah. Yeah,
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  like max sauce in your burgers. So they gotta make it. Say some
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  bullshit asked. I'm gonna tell you what you light mao. Just say light
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  male, just so you get not the one that's been sitting there for um
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  days. Say no salt, no salt, yeah, on the fresh fries
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  and on the burger. They make it fresh. They make it fresh and
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  add salt to the burger. Yeah, they do. I used to work
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  at In and Out, so like the only reason why I've worked there,
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  just so I can know the menu. Have you seen those I actual videos
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  on like actual like but Donald's workers like showing how they make the food and
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  shit, well quote unquote make the food. It's crazy. I've seen the
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  del taco It's nasty. They got they got the meat in like a in
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  a bottle you just squirted on the on the hards shelf taco. It's like
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  a like a what do they call that? Uh? Fastly fast assemble?
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  How did it make the cars back in the day? Assembly line? Assembly
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  line? Just like an assembly line. They just fucking got all these bottles
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  and they got the meat bottle, they got the manna's bottle, got the
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  cheese. Did you call it fast assemble some like that? Yeah, fast
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  assembol Like you know who you know who created the assembly line though it wasn't
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  was John Ford? Who see I know you know you know who want Henry
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  Ford, the the creator of Ford. You know who worked you know who
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  worked on that assembly line. Mexican like Mexicans and black people in Detroit.
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  It was like he's right, He's right, towards the end there was just
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  like we don't want to work here. No more y'all had a job Detroit
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  like because they were just like we go exported. I don't think there was
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  white people working in the assembly line to like they were just like this is
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  a pretty shitty John, let's hire for other people for this. No.
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  In the beginning, I feel it was and then like at the end it's
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  like it's just there was like, Yo, we ain't doing this shit.
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  We need to do we need to rewatch it. Mile eight mile guys on
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  assembly line like a white guy that was good. You were poor. You
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  on the assembly line had nothing to do or race, I mean people,
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  but Detroit doesn't. But Detroit like there are those places where it's like,
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  hey, the white people here are just are just as poor. It's a
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  it's a minorities because and like it's not it's you don't really see a lot
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  of it here. Like I get, I get I get tripped out when
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  I see like a like like like an Asian dope fiend. I'd be like,
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  yo, this is very hard, Like how did you raise from like
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  that far? Like I get amazed in certain things I thought you're gonna say
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  hard like like an Asian, it's very hard. No, I'm just like
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  you know what I mean, there's certain things that like just just don't feel
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  right. But it's like good like uh like you don't really, I don't
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  know. Would you say you see a lot of white trash? No,
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  very fair, like maybe in I E. I was about to say,
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  I lived in Nai to make Hemmett. That's Juggalo town about skin rong Hemmett's
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  it's white trash. But the more the more in you get, the worse
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  it gets. Due hey man, when I went to Hemmet only went there
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  one time to shoot a music video. Dude, it was like a fucking
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  twilight on the episode. It was just it looked abandoned. It's abandoned during
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  the day. At night, it's fucking popping for you get the homeless cracking,
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  it's because I've said it come out of E is Nai because huh oh
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  yeah, you know I'm saying that is I E. Because they got they
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  got land, yeah, waste land. No, you can't make you can't
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  make crack. You can't make crack in La. It'll smell your neighbors will
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  smell it. I don't think. I don't think. I don't think anybody
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  rocking up cocaine anymore. Broth. Yeah about maths like making making it out
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  here. You've been watching Snowfall, Yeah you think, Hey, bro,
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  I've known some of these neighborhoods and I was like, yeah, I was
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  cooking dope in these houses. I was like, this is a nice house.
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  Man, y'all fucking this ship up. Bro, like the projects that
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  they feel Matt is in. Yeah, I was like yeah. I was
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  like, yo, man, I was like I know some of these food.
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  I'm like, I'll park like miles away about the seven to eleven,
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  like y'all gonna meet me here. I ain't driving in there. I thought
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  it was really stinky, probably so I didn't never speak crack get made,
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  but I can imagine. It just smells chemically, chemically, like it's like
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  battery acid with the math and shit like that. Math is the one that
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  smells really bad. That shit explode, you can blow yourself up. I
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  smell like, Okay, the math is the one they're making the NI because
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  they're making like literally in like RVs shit. That was making that shit in
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  Malibu Hills too. Man. There was one year where there was a bunch
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  of fires in Malibu because like those RVs that'll be parked in the side of
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  the road in the hills was going boom, Yeah, I see the RVs.
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  Is like there's one. I'll tell you right now that it's like it's
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  like, I'm pretty sure the cops know about this one, but there's one
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  on Slassing. It's by the train tracks. Dude, this RV has burned
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  down three times and they'll just come place it with another one. Just it's
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  like it's like the little shop. You go get some crack or you go
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  get whatever you're gonna go get it, and it's always there. You know
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  how I know because I drop Kate off there before. Kate does live in
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  those type. Well, she lives near near Slowsom. Yeah, like the
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  slaws in the area. Don't be fucking driving up and down maniacs in there.
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  But I say it's on the way though, it's it's on the way.
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  It's on the way, it's on the way there, And I was
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  just like, yo, what the fuck. She's like, yeah, that
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  just burned down, and there'll be more like another one next week. They'll
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  even sweep it up, like like they'll sweep up all this stuff and be
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  like all right, trying to make that trips me out. But when you
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  see all those tents, like whether they all these homeless people come from,
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  bro, the states? Fool, if you're if you're a homeless another state,
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  why would you why would you stay there? They shout out to climate
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  change, y'all about to see how fucked up it's going to get. No,
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  summer's coming, summer's coming there this yeah, bro, but just coming
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  up with the extremely heat like it's hope not I hope so I stream heat.
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  Yeah for the homeless. Yeah, think about myself. We're on a
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  whole different plane over here. We're trying to get rid of the homeless.
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  We're trying to find a way. Yeah, but without it being like yeah,
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  bro, but that's the only time, like broth they're getting houses with
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  AC's and ship bro, Like they're gonna just sign up and do cracking the
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  house with a AC now, Like it's messed up. It'd be one,
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  it'd be one thing that I don't know, man, I feel like we
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  do we have the wrong approach towards the homeless situation. Bro, we have
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  approach at all. I mean, like it's a society where it's like hey
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  man, like everybody will just be like hey, some people will keep hooking
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  them up and just keep it like yeah, they give them that light of
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  hope. But if I if you had to be one thousand, if the
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  whole world kind of just society was like, hey man, you're wasted your
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  chance. Now I gotta turn my back. So like you remember, Likeking
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  good Fellas, he was like, it's all I got. I gotta turn
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  my back. I'm sorry, Henry he was cooking was good because you know,
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  and then what I mean by that, it's like, you know,
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  like you know, people are gonna get mad and gonna bring up your pan
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  again. But but no, but but you know what we should do.
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  We should have a bingo card. Well again, let me finish my story
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  first. I know, but I'm saying to the people already do that.
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  There's I didn't know they had a bottle up there. Yeah, but what
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  is it? They kind of look at it. It's like, hey man,
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  we'll shut we'll turn our backs on you. Like once once you kind
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  of fuck up. It's like what'll make you feel like be little in a
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  way where it's like hey, we just will you do not exist. There's
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  nobody hooking you up. And I feel that if there's nobody giving you an
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  opportunity to maintain that homelessness, you're gonna find a way to get back on
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  your feet. That's what happens in Japan, they get back on their feet.
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  Yeah, there's a lot of that. Like there's people actually hiring these
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  motherfuckers that're like, hey man, you want to not be homeless anymore.
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  We're stead enough for this like sports thing. You could just put the combes
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  And like when I when I was jobs, they don't want jobs, yeah,
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  bro. But the motherfucker's that I saw at their homeless it was one
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  of them listening down the radio for job ads and I was like yo,
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  I was like like there was like I was like, what is he doing.
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  It was like he's listening to the gigs that are around, like in
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  the Metropolton area, just so he can go set some shit up. It
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  just it's like basic work, you know what I mean, Like some shitty
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  you can't fuck up. It's like, hey, bro, just tell them
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  direct the cars here. Bro, you want to solve this, you gotta
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  do it like a Salvador. Put them in jail. No no, no,
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  no, no, no, no, Like, like you can't put
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  them not exactly put them in jail. We gotta stop, you gotta stomp
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  your foot down. You can't just oh, let's let's put him here,
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  let's put them there. You really gotta get all of them figured out,
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  which ones are, which ones need mental health, which ones are druggies,
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  and which ones want to be here? We all label them as the same
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  and which was which was our open micros Yeah, it's because we're all labeling
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  them. We're all labeling them as the same thing when they're not the same.
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  Because there's a homeless person, then there's a druggie, and the person
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  that doesn't want to be here, and there's a make sure of mental health,
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  and they're not all the same thing. If you want to fix it,
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  we all gotta put them down, not arrest them, but like put
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  them down. Like where do you stand and how can we help you?
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  Like what you're trying to say is to find the right treatment that fits the
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  right person. Exactly, it's not all. It's not the same fream Like
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  instead of a jail, you could building insane asylum and then whoever needs to
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  know it's not a yeah, psych, it's a psych work, like you
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  know, put the put put the Joker's logo in the front, and everybody
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  would be like, look, you think pictures of the run of our taxes
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  paid for it. I don't know, man, I think insane asylums were
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  kind of like a like a good I'm not it sounds fucked up. But
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  if you really are giving somebody treatment and be like, hey, dude,
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  like like I might have the basketball diaries you for this treatment, so you
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  do you get weaned about this because like it's very hard. But like if
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  like I don't think we've ever dealt with it, well, I mean not
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  on a severe addiction, but having an addiction is it's very hard, bro,
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  especially when you lose control of it, because it's one thing to have
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  enough self control and be like, man, like you know, like I've
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  like cocaine a little bit too much and at some point I was like,
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  man, this ship could kill me because I won't. I wouldn't. I
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  wouldn't stop, you know what I mean. So I'm like just having that
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  little taste. I can't imagine some of these people really got a basketball diaries
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  that out and be like, hey, man, I'm sorry, but I'm
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  gonna have to lock you up in this room for like a week until you
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  sweat all this shit out. Bro. Yeah, have you seen that movie.
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  I've seen it. Man, there's so much fucked up shit in that
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  moved when you said you gotta do it like basketball dis like man, hey,
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  but it worked on basketball diaries. Man. Well, he's in the
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  room and he's like, he's well, he's like let me out, let
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  me'all please, and he's like no, He's like, pleas, just need
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  one more head. And then the dude's just like he starts he's crying because
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  he loves him so much, and he's like yeah, He's like I just
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  He's like it hurts me to see you here. But he knew he was
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  balling though, Bro, he knew it was a little sad though. That
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  fool was sucking dig in here like for some harrow and it shit. Bro.
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  Fuck man, Yeah, that was a great movie though. It taught
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  me about heroin. Bro. That's I saw a lot of movies. I
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  saw a lot of great movies about heroin. That it never it never became
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  appealing to me, Like, there's not one movie that made you one.
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  Hell no, I saw it, I was look in order for you to
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  not like Heroin, it never crossed your mind. Breaking for a dream and
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  basketball diaries that should be enough. Foot boy while you're at it, I'm
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  never like seeing one of the Wayne's brother like like it Like I didn't.
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  It hurt me because there's such happy people Like I was like, this is
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  so wrong. Who would do who gave him this role? Why would you?
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  Like? I couldn't. I just couldn't fandom that, bro, Like
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  there's never been a movie that made me want to do Heroin, But when
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  I saw Scarfs, oh yeah, Oh, I was like, I don't
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  know what that is, but I know I'm gonna do it. One.
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  I remember watching it, like watching parts of it. I was like,
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  so, I like I'm doing that. It's like my family was watching like
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  they were watching it, you know, like your deals that agether and they're
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  all watching it and you're like, and you're like, what are they watching
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  you as you're playing or as you're doing whatever you're doing, and you're I
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  remember certain parts where I'm like, why are they smarting? Seeing the big
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  pile of that and I'm like, what is that white shit? Like?
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  And I'm just like, oh, I was like, everybody's all entertained.
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  That's the first time I heard my uncle saying damn, I heard that,
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  and I didn't have no idea what he's talking about. And then later,
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  you know how you're saying, like when you see something bombing, like,
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  oh, dude, that look mouthwatering. This we said, and I was
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  a little kid, no idea, and my all my uncle's laughed and I
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  was like, what does that meant? He was watching fucking Scarface dude,
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  Coke and he's like, bro, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting
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  tempted. You know. It's one thing I don't miss about Coke. Trying
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  to fall asleep like that ship was the worst thing ever. Bro, Like
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  when you would when you're like Coke is like, no, the party's still
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  going on and here and then you're like, hey, man, I gotta
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  go to work tomorrow. You're laid down and you're just you're praying. A
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  guy You're like, yo, I know at the store, I wasn't even
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  thinking about this, but I no, never just because you hang out with
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  what's his name with Roger? Right, I hang out a yeah, wait
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  what Roger Roger back in the day, Yeah, Roger Roger, Roger,
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  what is it Roger with the guitar down? Yeah? Used the party back
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  in the day, son Roger. He went season two, Season two right
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  in my roommate. Oh damn was he playing it? Was he playing guitar
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  all the time? Yeah, yeah, he's guitar d M. Did you
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  live with him during COVID? Yeah, so you all lived, you lived
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  at you watched every DC every like, Bro, you annoying me? Bro?
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  I love I heard it. I heard it. I heard a lot.
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  He was asking the boom boom boom drinking hard, like like he's at
• 19:30
  a wrestling though. Who wasn't you drink hard during COVID? I was doing
• 19:33
  coke for no reason, Like I was sitting at home. I was like,
• 19:37
  all right, it's time to clean. It's fucking eleven forty five in
• 19:44
  the morning. Bro. Like like there's like you're just like damn, Bro,
• 19:48
  why are you just so wired? Bro? But I don't know,
• 19:51
  man, it's like taking that time off like or like just like made my
• 19:56
  body just type like my tolerance went back to like a level where I'm like
• 20:00
  I think I'm kind of cool. Like, are you did you graduate from
• 20:03
  season? Ye're the pandemic. Hell yeah, congratulations. I graduated from Ceason
• 20:11
  too. We gotta be in communications. Nice. Nice. I was like,
• 20:17
  I pretty much became a professional car salesman. Yeah yeah, they got
• 20:21
  a good business program man. That was no joke. Yeah you know what
• 20:23
  else was no joke? That calculus class in order for you to continue in
• 20:26
  that business course. Could never get past it. Bro, I had like
• 20:30
  two Indian tutors. You don't know, Oh so mad dude, I could
• 20:36
  fuck calculus to this day on the real though, Fuck you calculus, you
• 20:40
  piece of shit. Why is it that only certain people are good at it?
• 20:44
  Like at the tutoring center, nothing but Asians and Indians and they get
• 20:48
  disappointed. It's like you don't know how to define necks. I'm like,
• 20:49
  no, so I fucking hear it, bro, Like what the like?
• 20:52
  I don't understand none of them? Shit? You know you know what?
• 20:56
  Like you know how it's to community college. I was doing all right,
• 21:00
  like I passed like college algerbuns ship. But when I got to college English,
• 21:04
  that was that thing when I was like, this happened for me?
• 21:07
  You were handicapped? It was so bad? But how dog, how well?
• 21:14
  I still was three three paragraphs. I still did three paragraphs of a
• 21:18
  middle on the body they were talking about four like a hamburger. You know
• 21:22
  how they told you the buns the burger in the media. Yeah, I
• 21:23
  was still in that game. I still I still roll. That is still
• 21:26
  the recipe though for anything, though, like it is, that's how I
• 21:30
  write jokes. Five paragraphs. He drawed the burger out. But I was
• 21:37
  I was a crazy writing major English. Me and Roger were both English cream
• 21:41
  writing majors. I see, I was enjoyed and I was always good at
• 21:44
  English. But I don't think I didn't want to get into the creative writing
• 21:47
  process. But I was like, man, hen, I don't know if
• 21:48
  I want to write that much. Like I'm fine because it's you. It's
• 21:52
  what you want to write, you know. I was like, I want
• 21:53
  to Yeah, this is a story I want to tell. But we also
• 21:56
  had to read some bullshit though, right, Yeah, yeah, I had
• 22:00
  to read a lot, like a lot of bullshit. Yeah. It changed
• 22:04
  my perspective on like the way I looked at things. So I'm actually like
• 22:08
  thankful that I had to like read a lot of shit that would would have
• 22:11
  never picked up on my own. That's true. That's the one thing where
• 22:15
  I'm like, there was courses where I was taken and it was like psychology
• 22:18
  and business and just certain courses. I'm like, why the fuck am I
• 22:22
  ever gonna need this? And when I really looked at it, I was
• 22:25
  like, oh, man, I run a pretty successful business, like I
• 22:26
  sew my merch and it does very well. And there's certain things where I'm
• 22:30
  like that using calculus. Yeah, but I'm not talking about I wasn't talking
• 22:36
  about calculus though, bro. I was talking about like you know, like
• 22:37
  psychology and business where you're like, oh damn, you don't really know the
• 22:41
  certain things connect and you're like, oh wait. I was like certain colors
• 22:45
  attracts certain things and triggers, you know what I mean, Like just shit
• 22:48
  that you would I mean, you can learn on your own, but it's
• 22:48
  like the fact that you had to sit through a course. You're like,
• 22:52
  I kind of understand how deep this shit goes, you know. I took
• 22:55
  some of that when they were telling you, like they put like the the
• 22:57
  color share of the kids ship at the bottom so they can have it from
• 23:00
  the from the car shop. Yeah, like little shit like that, right,
• 23:03
  Like the college you should I remember taking I'm like, oh that makes
• 23:06
  sense, and like now you start connecting showing like that's why that's there.
• 23:08
  It wasn't just there just randomly, like it's a reason why the kid and
• 23:11
  grab the cereal box and then your kids and then you look at your kim
• 23:15
  like put it in the cart. Yeah. One of the best like courses
• 23:18
  I took was like urban planning. Yeah I took that one too. Yeah,
• 23:22
  what is it? Like you learn how to like the way the cities
• 23:26
  get developed pretty in a sense, like especially like shopping malls and like little
• 23:30
  malls, like like when you see like back in the day, it will
• 23:33
  be a Vaughans and then you have like little stores in between, Like what
• 23:37
  kind of store gets the little units and why it would have Vaughns only get
• 23:40
  the big units and what's like in there, Like that's how like a lot
• 23:44
  of people like sell certain property and stuff like that. And like it was
• 23:48
  when they were trying to develop downtown and I did a few field trips down
• 23:52
  here and when I was like showing us a high rise is like, oh,
• 23:55
  this is what it's going to be, and this is why we're building
• 23:56
  it here and trying to revamp downtown so people come back. Did you like
• 24:00
  that? Because that sh that shit as old as fuck. Bro, there's
• 24:03
  a lot of old shit they try to make um like there's certain there's certain
• 24:07
  parts of downtown where they had a lot of subway systems, they had a
• 24:11
  planned before where they wanted to make it like very much like New York.
• 24:15
  This is the worst downtown I've ever been to. What is the worst downtown
• 24:18
  I've ever been to? It's probably one of the best ones. I get
• 24:21
  to get everything hostale. Oh yeah, yeah, like that's stuck, you
• 24:23
  know, but like how nice it is. You go downtown and like like
• 24:27
  like like downtown dever was like as efficiency goes places fucking popping kinds of businesses
• 24:34
  going around downtown. I work out here now, and I'm like, man,
• 24:37
  I like this little area right now. It is it's a it's a
• 24:41
  fuck. If it's dirty and nasty or clean or whatever, everybody dies.
• 24:47
  Yeah see that. I don't know how I go to clean. I couldn't
• 24:51
  live out here, I'll tell you that. Yes, I've been trying to
• 24:52
  move to downtown, like I got. I looked at something like some little
• 24:56
  loss. I'll come out here and you look downstairs because I don't want to
• 25:00
  like, okay, i want to go to the liquor store and I'm going
• 25:03
  through some shit again like like little like little fucking tasks. I don't want
• 25:07
  to go through downtown to do shit like that. Yeah, Bro, you
• 25:11
  know, c minus don't come out after like like literally after like like eight
• 25:15
  o'clock. He's like, if I gotta watch somewhere, fuck that, dude,
• 25:18
  I'm just not gonna go. There's homeless people that just kick it outside
• 25:21
  of his house. Bro, yeah, I know, Like and then just
• 25:23
  like what do you say? He's like, yeah, like you remember there
• 25:26
  was one time he was coming in. It's like, yeah, they started
• 25:27
  karaoke week this week. Yeah, where they were just like know but the
• 25:32
  speaker and just sing all fucking night. Bro just cracked out. Like Bro,
• 25:37
  they're just tweaked out, and it's like you're doing bump karaoke outside of
• 25:41
  this building, and the tenants just they could complain all they want, but
• 25:45
  the cops just like, whatever we're gonna do doesn't matter. Bro. They
• 25:48
  were like everything he said that like they would they would have to be on
• 25:52
  sick ones because this guy's singing for hours. They can't sing outfrol Jack.
• 25:55
  I got high because they don't have a room. I mean, it's first
• 26:00
  of all, it's not a it's not whatever. I was like, what,
• 26:06
  yeah, right, they are? They are? How many things got
• 26:12
  this did you have prior to I'm just illiterately, we don't know that from
• 26:15
  the beginning. You're not reading it. Literate is literate is where you can't
• 26:22
  read. No, that just means when you mix it up. Dyslectic is,
• 26:25
  yeah, dyslectic. I have both of those. You have George Lopez
• 26:27
  syndrome, all of them something dignos. Would you be open if we had
• 26:34
  a doctor at one point come in here and just be like and just tell
• 26:37
  you to get a benefit from it. Can they get like a handicap ass
• 26:40
  where I can park? I mean finding out? Finding out? Finding out
• 26:45
  is the first step to you see how you can get treated treatment for this.
• 26:48
  I think it's I don't really care for it. If wedding it's funny,
• 26:49
  it makes you guys laugh. You guys always laughing my dumb shit.
• 26:52
  And I'm like, I was, I was being serious, not really like
• 26:56
  that was a perfect one. But yeah, sometimes when you get drunk,
• 26:59
  there's like words that are made up or phrases, and I'm just like,
• 27:02
  what, you know what, it sucks really bad on fucking stage. Ah,
• 27:06
  fuck up my whole joke because of my dislikes it. And I'm just
• 27:08
  like, that's the saddest part. It's so sad because it couldn't hit.
• 27:14
  It should have hit, like it should have hit, could have hit if
• 27:15
  you say the pun before the rest of the yeah. Yeah, when you
• 27:22
  go through so much there, yeah, so you guys even almost hurt.
• 27:26
  More like even like when you fumble a word, you go through so much
• 27:29
  work to like really fix this joke right in, go to open mics and
• 27:33
  say it over and over again, so you like get the beats and the
• 27:36
  pacing, and then you go into the show and fuck up like that.
• 27:37
  It's like you can't blame no, like you fumbled at the one yard line.
• 27:42
  But he graduate with communications, so I feel like it's like, what,
• 27:47
  he's pretty good at talking. I'll give him that, yeah, but
• 27:48
  it doesn't really he doesn't do open mics, but when he goes on stage,
• 27:52
  like it's pretty one. The only reason the only reason I I,
• 27:56
  what is it? I took communications was because I was I always I felt
• 27:59
  like I was like well, I'm good at talking. I was like,
• 28:00
  fucking, let's just take it there. But and I was always had a
• 28:03
  sales job, so it just kind of went hand in hand. I don't
• 28:07
  know, I feel like it just comes naturally. So what I adn'tone want
• 28:10
  to want to say I didn't take that. I don't want to say I
• 28:11
  didn't. I just took the easy, right way out. But I was
• 28:14
  like, yeah, I could do this, dude, I took I was
• 28:17
  trying to take the easy way out. I took. I took woman's studies.
• 28:21
  That's a good class. I bet you. You do it with the
• 28:22
  stupid intention talking about you, I'll get all the bitch horse And then I
• 28:26
  got there. Yeah these bitches are smart. Yeah, stupid. I don't
• 28:30
  want to learn about this shit. These bitches know what I'm up to.
• 28:33
  Yeah, bro, they're smart. That's why they're in college judging you.
• 28:36
  Every time I raised her hand, like what the fuck is he? What
• 28:37
  does the man in the room have to say? Yeah? Nothing. I
• 28:41
  learned that you don't say nothing. Was there's thirty females there, you shut
• 28:45
  the fuck up, And yeah, if you do it right, you actually
• 28:48
  you know, get it going. Yeah, bro, like if some girl
• 28:53
  was talking about emotional baggage, you could have just added on and you know,
• 28:57
  just say something. You would have just been like, oh damn,
• 29:00
  I'm like how how how considering is he? But it wouldn't have work for
• 29:03
  you, bro, they would have found out. You'd be like, yeah,
• 29:04
  now he's a piece of shit. Yeah real quick, real quick.
• 29:07
  I used to walk in there. I used to walk in with like I
• 29:10
  remember, I remember when I went to my counselor. I used to walk
• 29:11
  in I was like eighteen short. If I got into cold, just my
• 29:15
  shirt, yeah, pretty close to that. Not that, but I would
• 29:18
  walk in with like a like a T shirt like a hot naked chick,
• 29:22
  like you really walked in. Remember the brand Tits? Yeah, I used
• 29:27
  to wear tis. I was my favorite brand. I used to wear Tits
• 29:30
  all the time. And I used to I used to want the class studies
• 29:32
  to tits on. And I went to counselor class and she's like, what
• 29:36
  do you think about that? Female? Do you think that's? Like dude,
• 29:38
  It's like I went to Orange County High. I went to saddle Back.
• 29:41
  Oh yeah, like the most like fuck up fun boy T shirt you
• 29:48
  could ever wear. Count yeah, and the lady was like, what do
• 29:52
  you think about I was like, she got paid to do it, no
• 29:53
  one made her. Oh she she She's like, she asked you about your
• 29:56
  shirt. Yeah, she has been about my T shirt. They't let you
• 29:59
  wear it class. It's college. Yeah, what do you mean they wouldn't
• 30:02
  be wearing in college? I mean yeah, high school. Think they wouldn't
• 30:06
  have let me. I don't know. I think like in college that's a
• 30:08
  bit too far, like pay tuition, shut the fuck up in teach,
• 30:12
  that's what. And she literally asked me, She's like, what do you
• 30:15
  think about that? I was like, well, she got paid and no
• 30:17
  one made her. And I know who she is. It was Tiana g
• 30:19
  that was on my T shirt but some ig mole from back in the day.
• 30:22
  And I was like in love it back in the day. I remember
• 30:25
  about her T shirt. And then she was like keeping and she's rich as
• 30:27
  fuck, she's making more money than you are. And you're complaining about her,
• 30:32
  you're calling her, you're you're saying she got degraded. And I just
• 30:34
  remember having this. Maybe she she felt the need to say that because you're
• 30:37
  walking into a women's study. Coud, no, no, this wasn't that
• 30:40
  the woman's that This was at the counselor. Yeah, the guys, counselor
• 30:44
  tells you what class take you gotta be like yo, free the nipple,
• 30:47
  you know, yeah, something like that, like a political statement, like
• 30:52
  that's the protest. I fucked up on that going. I don't think there
• 30:56
  wasn't that protest? Yeah there was. I think it was a movement.
• 31:00
  Movement. What was the protest the pussy what was the one that were wearing
• 31:03
  the pussy one? I don't know. There was a slut walk slutalk.
• 31:10
  I don't even think they do that anymore. We did miss that one because
• 31:14
  it was Hamber and what was amber Rose? She was at the forefront of
• 31:18
  that. You guys went to college. Isn't there like a naked mile run?
• 31:22
  Fullerton used to do it as gross there's like a naked bike run around
• 31:26
  lingerie run or run run. Yeah, they just walk around the Fullerton and
• 31:32
  the undays they do it. UCLA do it. You have to do it
• 31:36
  u CSB hell no ce sign. They had like one good event and that
• 31:42
  was the concert at the beginning of the year that like like the big show.
• 31:47
  But other than that, it was not popping, popping like that.
• 31:51
  It's not necessary. You don't really you don't really me school. Yeah,
• 31:55
  it's a commuter school. You don't necessarily go there for the full actual college
• 31:57
  experience unless you live down the street. Dorms don't dorms they have like Greek
• 32:01
  life, you know. I remember I went to a college tour with it,
• 32:05
  and it was it was one of the ones where I was like,
• 32:07
  I could be a matter of door. Yeah, it's like, gives my
• 32:20
  free education and shut the fuck up for real, man, they paid.
• 32:24
  I ain't gone when when little saying USC was paying those floor off players,
• 32:28
  see something, pay them students school they did bro they were bread, they
• 32:34
  were breaking bread. Broa. They through programs like EOP. They didn't have
• 32:37
  to pay shit. Yeah. I got into tuitioning books covered. Yeah,
• 32:42
  God shout out to them. I was like, damn hell yeah. I
• 32:44
  didn't have to pay shit for these books. And I sold them afterwards.
• 32:47
  I was like free money, you know yea, like he wants this book,
• 32:51
  like you gotta do it like straight like straight dealer, my first reseller.
• 32:59
  What was I gonna do? Keep it next year? No even took
• 33:00
  the guy for free, like you got it for free, you piece of
• 33:02
  shit. I have to go through an adversity to get that ship for free.
• 33:07
  Bro Yop was for like poor people of color. Yeah, broke foods,
• 33:15
  Yeah, broke. My mom couldn't raise me because she had to work
• 33:19
  foods or if he was just like an old food going back to school.
• 33:22
  It's like, hey, I really ain't got no money. Yeah, like
• 33:25
  Hector with two kids would be in the EOP office too. You're like,
• 33:28
  hey man, we ain't gonna give you a lot of money because you have
• 33:30
  two kids, but we still give you some money. Yep. That was
• 33:36
  pretty fly lover. But but then they had they made you go through that
• 33:38
  doorm experience. Would you get in through YOP two? Uh? Now they
• 33:40
  told him to get the funk out of here. But I know, you
• 33:45
  know, because I worked in the financial aid office. Where what is it
• 33:47
  where you originally from California? I was raised in Alida, and but I
• 33:52
  was born in New Orleans. Oh shit, so like like and then as
• 33:55
  soon as you were born, you just came out. As soon as I
• 33:58
  was born, yeah, like we staying around for this ship. I was
• 34:00
  like, bye, came out here, got this California Southern accident and shit
• 34:06
  you know yeah, yeah yeah, I did it for like a year and
• 34:12
  then I was like I couldn't. I couldn't deal with like watching like watching
• 34:15
  like all those college movies. That dude. I just I just I just
• 34:21
  turned into the real world real quick. I remember this instant, right my
• 34:23
  roommate Antoine, and then like and then and then I think the other dude
• 34:28
  name was gay Bro. And I just remember that food was who I would
• 34:31
  share my room with it and that food was cool. You know. I
• 34:34
  still I still see him to this day sometimes as the LAFC games and it,
• 34:37
  and he brought it up there that he's like, do you remember that
• 34:38
  one time like Antoine took a bite out of somebody's food and just put it
• 34:43
  back like the sandwich and out, yeah, bro, like and and the
• 34:47
  homie came back like he was like some like popular skater dude or something like
• 34:52
  that, and he was like, who the fuck did this? Like it
• 34:55
  just turned into and I'm just like a serious to like like I mean I'm
• 35:00
  literally like sitting there. And then and then like of course he asked.
• 35:07
  He asked at Twine first because that was his roommate before He's like, look,
• 35:10
  I don't want to go ask E and Gabbro over here, you know,
• 35:14
  like because you know, I got a better And he's like and then
• 35:17
  took it. It's like, why are you gonna ask me first? Like
• 35:20
  know when he got to do it, he had done it, bro,
• 35:22
  Like he be the one's closest to you. They argued. Security came up
• 35:30
  there and at the end he's yeah, bro like because we're like hey,
• 35:32
  bro, like, you guys are gonna break stuff. Bro. We all
• 35:36
  got stuff here, bro Like just stop bro, Like they were not Yeah.
• 35:38
  I'm like yeah, they were about to fight. I'm like, well
• 35:40
  it's over a sandwich bro. Wow. Yeah, and not not even a
• 35:45
  full sandwich. Like just that's right. You know, see someone's on World
• 35:52
  Star hip Hop one year or off whatever. See someone's on World Star hip
• 35:55
  Hop like really dorm fight. Yeah there's two females on one female. Ye.
• 36:02
  No, no, because we was in the AOP building for that year.
• 36:06
  So there was like that probation halfway house shit. Yeah. Yeah.
• 36:10
  So they had the you know, like the Big Brother program where it's like
• 36:14
  they have like a mentor that's like older and ship and then he went there.
• 36:16
  He was like a junior yeah, like like like like he's there.
• 36:22
  They were on their last year and ship yes, and then he was like
• 36:25
  stop man, we gonna ruin it for everybody, bro like and then it
• 36:29
  just took him out. And then he and then and we're just like me
• 36:32
  and me and my roommate were just like, come on full you know,
• 36:35
  we didn't eat it, bro, Like we we went out to eat it
• 36:37
  the cafeteria, bro, Like we dead asked, asked you if you wanted
• 36:40
  to come, bro, like what you said, Nah, I'm cool,
• 36:44
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a master planner. Yeah bro. And
• 36:52
  he admitted it at the end and then they had apologize the dude and then
• 36:54
  the older uh the fucking uh mentor was just like it was like, bro,
• 37:00
  like why did you why didn't you just admit it in the first place?
• 37:02
  And I just remember, I was like, That's exactly what the fuck
• 37:05
  I'm saying. I'm more I'm more tripped out about like who just takes a
• 37:08
  bite? I just ate the whole thing and put it back sandwich that personal
• 37:15
  it's gone ghost like, there's none of it. You you're leaving evidence behind
• 37:19
  You're you're literally leaving evidence like a fucking just eat the whole thing, like
• 37:22
  I don't know, and then I hate it. It was I remember exactly
• 37:27
  what it was, know what, maybe I hate it it. I remember
• 37:29
  exactly what it was though. It was like one of those like you know,
• 37:30
  we have a pool pork sandwich and yeah, like you know and and
• 37:37
  and it's it's a role you know. Yeah it was, but out of
• 37:44
  it and just to put it back. And I was like, man,
• 37:45
  could have cut a piece doun And I was I was like, yo,
• 37:52
  man, I said, you know you're bro, bro, that's college activities
• 37:54
  where the sandwich is worth the fight. But the food was free cafeteria.
• 38:00
  That should make you ship. It was that. It was that buffet.
• 38:05
  Yeah, that buffet. Yeah, you're like, yo, man, what
• 38:07
  some of these donuts expired? Donus? Hell's what type of college? What
• 38:10
  type of bathrooms you have? Do you have like your own or did you
• 38:13
  have the community bathroom? That's wow? They have that. They have damn
• 38:17
  near apartments, bro, like the ones we had, like Tessa got some
• 38:21
  nice ass that's not even bad. The new the new ones. I didn't
• 38:24
  really fuck with the once did they get to the new freshman They're like,
• 38:27
  hella small bro, I'm like, what the fuck is this ship? You
• 38:29
  funk with? That co ed shit? Because you remember like boy met Boy,
• 38:32
  meets World and you go to college and they have that co ed ship.
• 38:36
  I remember that, could you? I was like I can't wait to
• 38:37
  go. I remember that. I was that college is gonna be popping,
• 38:40
  And it never was like that. But I don't think that. I think
• 38:45
  it was I gotta go to other schools and party with them. Yeah.
• 38:49
  Yeah, for sure if you went to sea someon you had to go to
• 38:52
  U CSB U c LA, did you would you have done that? What
• 38:55
  those like community, the community, showers, community, everything like community.
• 39:00
  I don't think I couldn't. I couldn't do. I need to have I
• 39:04
  need to have my own, my own spot to blow it up. Yeah.
• 39:07
  They just learned how to like really take care of themselves. Like this
• 39:09
  ain't like I'm not trying to step on Like some foods have never faced no
• 39:13
  adversity and they're don't even face it one step at a time. But you're
• 39:15
  like, hey, bro, I've been dealing with racism and poverty, bro
• 39:17
  my whole life. Like to what I'm going to tell you, bro,
• 39:21
  Like I'm seasoned to some of the ship. I would work around it.
• 39:24
  Yeah, a lot of people didn't do it unless their parents said it.
• 39:27
  So like they want to take showers like coming days and shit like that.
• 39:30
  Like some motherfuckers people got some nasty habits. Bro, You're you're becoming in
• 39:34
  the door at that point. Yeah, so you really like people are finding
• 39:37
  themselves. So it's like and it's like thousands of people finding themselves all at
• 39:40
  once. Dude, there's people and then they can't image me. There's fools
• 39:45
  dog that like the college is the one time where they've like experienced like like
• 39:51
  there's gay foods. They come the experience like like gay freedom for the first
• 39:54
  time. So you you're like yours. I remember that shit in the door
• 39:58
  room, bro, Yeah, I see something was this food. This food
• 40:01
  wanted to let everybody know because he's been holding this shit in his whole life
• 40:06
  from his family and everybody. He's like, I'm gonna decorate my door.
• 40:09
  Had them on rainbow door and the fucking door mobility. We're just like,
• 40:14
  dude, this this this motherfucker went all the way. But he had you
• 40:16
  know, he's had that secret for a while, and he went to a
• 40:20
  place where he's like nah, y'all got groups here. Yeah, but SEESA
• 40:22
  did have more women and men on campus. All college mostly do that.
• 40:28
  I didn't know that. Yeah, it was special. No, I think
• 40:30
  I think I think it was because because some places they a lot of colleges
• 40:35
  do have a lot more man. Dude, No, look it up,
• 40:37
  more colleges, colleges having more females than men. Men are going to college
• 40:40
  more. You're right, maybe I should have looked past SMC in Latte are
• 40:47
  just going It's like, I mean, that's fucked up. You No,
• 40:51
  that's good. You know, you know what it is, bro. It's
• 40:52
  like I think it's a lack of like trade schools. Bro, like in
• 40:55
  trade shit, bro, Like motherfucker's don't learn trade because most man don't want
• 40:59
  to fucking applying himself to an education. They just want to rob and all
• 41:01
  that bullshit. I don't think it's robbed. I think it's just like,
• 41:06
  you know what I mean. You can learn the trade though, bro,
• 41:07
  Like I think learning the trade is it's just a speA. It's just feasible
• 41:12
  as uh as getting an education. But I think it's that people don't take
• 41:15
  as much pride in that. Like, you know how artists like, you
• 41:17
  know how much plumbers get paid. You know, mechanics be making some bang,
• 41:21
  but also know what plumbers do. Well, you know what I'm saying.
• 41:24
  If you gotta make the big bucks, bro, that's I don't blame
• 41:27
  them. They deserve the big bucks. Dog clock toilet, your toilet.
• 41:30
  I don't want to I don't even want to uncluck my toilet. That's my
• 41:34
  ship. Now imagine going to some fat call you some lizzle looking bitch,
• 41:39
  she clops her toilet. I magic calls you. He says, hey,
• 41:44
  handicapped person like and then then there's like there's like shits things urban Urbanan's talk
• 41:51
  about twice a day. Oh, bro, that's disgusting. He he he's
• 41:57
  banned from this restaurant because he blew that shit up. He said he had
• 42:00
  a diarrhea. He dissed it. He's a handicapped soul. It's not like
• 42:04
  he's got more trouble going. Man, he's a paraboleia. He's a paraplegia.
• 42:07
  This restaurant called Caboose. Is that any story? This might be that
• 42:13
  it's the same story. Yeah, if you heard it, it's the same
• 42:15
  story. But he said something but he didn't mention his name something like that.
• 42:17
  He was like, it was a customer, yeah, and he I
• 42:21
  don't care what he said. It's so so it's there's this restaurant called U
• 42:23
  called the Caboose. It's funny, called the Kaboos. Fucking tore that ship
• 42:28
  up. This but went to the Caboose with DJ Will, Like both went
• 42:31
  back in the day when they used to when they used to go to strip
• 42:34
  clubs and they used to gamble all day. They went to the Caboos to
• 42:37
  eat like like lunch type ship like hey, man date yeah, man date
• 42:40
  type shit door of the caboost. This fool is a co quit eats like
• 42:44
  garbage every day, doesn't drink water. He has like one short leg and
• 42:47
  one big leg. It's weird. He's the homie, he's like. But
• 42:50
  he's like, it's like a weird. I don't know what he called,
• 42:52
  but he's like he can't, he doesn't. Let's just seen him before he's
• 42:57
  done with George. Okay, name's Urban yeah, yeah, called Magic Sauce.
• 43:01
  Yeah. And this fool, well yeah, so him and Will go
• 43:08
  to fucking the Caboose and you know how you order and they never eat up
• 43:15
  the restaurants always order to go back to the strip club type of deal,
• 43:17
  so they order him. While the order is being made, this fool goes
• 43:20
  to the restaurant and this was kind of like doesn't he's purple agic, so
• 43:25
  he walks like kind of funny. I guess he missed. I guess he
• 43:29
  missed a toilet. Blew that shit up, dog damn Like George, George
• 43:34
  knows the owner. I guess because George got it off. How do you
• 43:38
  know it's him just telling him because he knew him, and just telling him
• 43:43
  they can't come back. It wasn't even clean enough thing. I was just
• 43:50
  like, just don't come back, Like, just don't come back. Just
• 43:52
  tore that shit up? Could you clean that? They're like, hey,
• 43:54
  bro, dumb and Denver came in here. Fuck it, just blew the
• 43:58
  shit up? Yeah, could you clean that? Would you get fired for
• 44:02
  that? If your if your boss said, dude, you're you're literally got
• 44:07
  you. It's me or you, And that's not me on the boss.
• 44:10
  I'm I'm robbing my boss afterwards, like I'm sticking him up because you know
• 44:15
  someone had to clean him. You know you've been at a restaurant and they're
• 44:19
  looking at like everyone's like who's doing it? And it was throw up like
• 44:22
  at a restaurant like puke. I had a friend who worked at a McDonald's
• 44:28
  role in Alabama when he was living out there for a while, and I
• 44:30
  remember like this with his family out there and he got a job right and
• 44:35
  this food like you know he had, you know, he got the better
• 44:37
  job because he had a family working there. And then somebody took a ship
• 44:40
  in the urinals. That's not an accident. Not a comedian. I just
• 44:50
  look at her right now, at least drinkings this water. You're like that
• 44:55
  somebody took a ship in the urine. And I remember he was some talent.
• 44:59
  Could you take a shit in? That's cool? Yeah, I mean
• 45:00
  I think yeah, I think it's doable episode. But like they like he
• 45:08
  said that. The manager came in and he was like like he he called
• 45:15
  the janitorial fool. He's like, look, man, I know, I
• 45:17
  know, he's like nobody wants to do this, bro, but you're gonna
• 45:22
  have to clean this up. And it was just what like you know,
• 45:23
  he like his fools, Like yo, he's like he's like he's like,
• 45:27
  we had just hired this brother bro. And then and then he was like,
• 45:30
  I ain't doing that shit. He's like hey, no, He's like,
• 45:31
  we can step outside see him go do the ship. And he was
• 45:36
  one of the funds. I fucked this job. I ain't go pick it.
• 45:37
  You want me to pick up the ship like like from the toilet because
• 45:43
  because he went to look but friend went to go look at he was trying
• 45:45
  to take a picture so you can send it you like. And then like
• 45:49
  the manager was like, no, stop stop, that's such manager activity to
• 45:54
  not let's just take a shit. It's McDonald's brought somebody. It's gonna be
• 45:58
  a meme if it, like you see the m on the fucking ball bro
• 46:02
  Like, hell, gonna be a mean said please wash your hands. Yes.
• 46:07
  So so this was like he tells them to stop, and he just
• 46:10
  said it was like a big ass turn just laid out over the little yeah,
• 46:15
  the dish like it was over the little dish and a little red dish
• 46:19
  with the little cake. Yeah, a little the ordering cake. But yeah,
• 46:23
  that foold quit. The manager had to clear it up. If I
• 46:25
  had to do a prank, I'd rather ship inside the inside the water of
• 46:30
  the toilet and just let it sit there for whoever wants to figure out when
• 46:35
  that find when they're find out that shit smells. I've heard that been done.
• 46:38
  That's horrible. You don't talking about what Just like, don't flush,
• 46:40
  don't take the ship where the water was there, put it back, and
• 46:49
  then figure there was a there was a venue that there's a special place in
• 46:55
  hell for a mother like that. There's a there's a venue. I thought
• 47:00
  about it. I was like, yoh, they have it here, bro
• 47:04
  like, but they pissed me off. They come out order wrong, dude,
• 47:06
  that's like times. So I'm like, you pissed me out type of
• 47:07
  shit like. And I kind of wanted to do it because like, I
• 47:09
  had just done two lines in the bathroom, so I had to take a
• 47:13
  shit right afterwards. Oh you're gonna give them coke shits too. There was
• 47:16
  nothing in there because I had not eight most of the day. So I
• 47:20
  was like, Yo, it's crazy, what's gonna come out? Or they
• 47:22
  gotta get into toilet. I just get toilet, like we're gonna clean that
• 47:24
  out. You got this plastic pieces there. You stop getting new toilet,
• 47:29
  have you ever? Because it's black costs money. I've dumped stuff in there,
• 47:34
  like I remember one time, Like I remember one time, I fucking
• 47:37
  like I went to somebody's house, bro. And this is in high school,
• 47:39
  this girl named Carlo's house bro. And I put a fucking whole bag
• 47:43
  of confetti, like silber confetti, and we just do stupid shit like that,
• 47:47
  like and then and then like she was just like, my mom doesn't
• 47:52
  want you guys to come over ever again. Like she's like they had a
• 47:54
  unclung the toilet, Yeah, yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, So
• 48:00
  I don't know you. I don't know. Man Like at my places of
• 48:07
  work, there's always like the regular toilets, and then they got like the
• 48:09
  manager like bathroom. You know, that's the safe haven. I take ships
• 48:14
  and the managers bathroom every single place of a play. Are are you one
• 48:17
  of those? Are you one of those fools that take a ship every day
• 48:21
  when you don't have to just to take that ship, right na, Na,
• 48:23
  if I don't have to go somewhere else, you're that fool. Yeah,
• 48:28
  and they'll stay there forever. He's like, I was like, I
• 48:29
  don't have to take a ship, but I know I can always have to
• 48:30
  say I gotta take a ship, and I get to him in a break.
• 48:32
  I just I didn't even say that. I just get up and walk
• 48:36
  away. I was like, man, catch me if you can. Yeah,
• 48:43
  just catch me if you can. Like you don't know, you don't
• 48:45
  know when I left until you realize I was gone, and then you're like,
• 48:50
  oh, I don't know when he left, So I could have been
• 48:52
  gone for five minutes, two minutes, yeah, twenty five minutes. You
• 48:53
  gotta take a dump at work, bro, It's kind of like you gotta
• 48:57
  go like Homer into those green bushes. Me just like going there, Like
• 49:00
  every time I go here, bro, Like I even look around, I'm
• 49:02
  like, all right, it's quiet, calming the store, nobody's here.
• 49:07
  And then if there's a woman here, I'll go into the woman. Or
• 49:10
  when you're the first one who comes here. Yeah, after you have that
• 49:14
  morning coffee, coffee works just like cocaine. It's a diuretic, bro.
• 49:17
  Yeah. I don't really fucking coffee neither. Man. I don't look.
• 49:21
  I just be having regular old ships, you know, Like I go marketing
• 49:28
  top Suey Dad in the clouds at this guy station I've worked at. Someone
• 49:37
  took a ship in the man's room and threw it against the wall and it
• 49:43
  exploded and it sat there over nine got all hard. Then when I got
• 49:49
  off, when I got up my ship this morning, I left it for
• 49:52
  the next work. You got that, you know, damn man, you
• 50:00
  gotta come in with the power washer. There's a lot of angry like shits,
• 50:05
  man like people getting back at people ships. You know, Like I
• 50:07
  don't know. Man ship for me is it's just you know, it's comfortable,
• 50:12
  man, Like you play some music, you'd be chilling. I low
• 50:15
  key think that, Like now that you say that, I think they're just
• 50:17
  people that are just menace to society. Yeah, and they just going to
• 50:21
  seven and they missed and they missed a toilet on purpose. But I don't.
• 50:27
  I don't. I'm not doing no poopoo. But I like that because
• 50:30
  you're not homeless I'm talking about. I don't think homele. I don't think
• 50:32
  it's just homeless people. I think it's like just menship. His foods like
• 50:36
  foods they would just yeah, like there's pools out there, like the Dennis
• 50:38
  the Menace foods, Like like I have that Dennis the Menace gene bro.
• 50:43
  But like like so I have this stings, I have this thing. No,
• 50:45
  I have a staying right. Like I go into like store broy and
• 50:47
  like I'll just see like the bread section and I'll just I'll just I'll jab
• 50:51
  like three packs. Bro, Just what the fuck? Yeah, just like
• 50:54
  justam bam just smash him to real quick, just doing that. He's got
• 50:58
  a fans doing that, people the brand challenge why he comes on sale for
• 51:06
  the people that gotta you know, he only hits expensive bread, like you
• 51:08
  know that Dave Dave bread. Yeah, okay, that's that bread that makes
• 51:13
  you shit good. Well by the gluten free bread for like people that are
• 51:15
  glued that. We don't fuck with going for people We're like, bro,
• 51:20
  it's like fucking survival over the fittest. We gotta make. We gotta walk
• 51:22
  around your allergies. He just takes your fears eat enough. He just found
• 51:27
  out that peanut allergies deadly basically all I didn't know. You couldn't have him
• 51:31
  ships an airplane. What you mean like you're supposed to call ahead of time,
• 51:36
  Like it'd be like if you have an allergy to peanuts and be like,
• 51:37
  hey, no, there, there can't be no peanut products in this
• 51:42
  airplane. Otherwise it could die forty hours before and they'll handle that shit,
• 51:46
  meaning all the passengers there are gonna get checked for any kind of peanuts.
• 51:52
  I ain't never been on a fight like that. They don't give a fucking
• 51:54
  spirit. You're telling me if you got an allergy, don't fuck with spirit
• 52:02
  like shit, Bro, Like I wish my spirit stupids, tell me this,
• 52:09
  get the fuck out of here. They probably they probably probably called spirit
• 52:13
  that like check. Like that little tray that come down where you're supposed to
• 52:16
  push it on, and that should like it's supposed to be in prison or
• 52:20
  something like that. Man, that's just all metal. Why do they always
• 52:22
  make me put the tray up when we landed? Why is it gonna make
• 52:27
  me die? Because what if it landed and you're like, oh, because
• 52:30
  it's a hard landing, Bro, you know how going liability? Yeah?
• 52:32
  Man, put that ship up. Yeah bro, put your seat beet on
• 52:36
  too, Broy. Also, I feel like you're that asshole that's like hold
• 52:38
  on, I'll call you back. We're landing, ye yeah yeah yeah he
• 52:44
  dab is that stupid asshole that's like hello, I'm on the airplane trying to
• 52:47
  get say before we even land, like yo, I need I be texting
• 52:52
  I be texting, so you don't put the airplane more on? Does anybody?
• 52:55
  I never airplane? I never, I never do, but now I
• 53:00
  never do. But I think they have the power to control the whole like
• 53:04
  signals, shit and everything, like like corporations buy certain IP addresses like bro,
• 53:09
  like I ain't gonna lie. Bro. I got an early access to
• 53:12
  Universal Studios right when it was birthly popping like that that that Mario shit right,
• 53:15
  Oh yeah, bro, I post shit all the fucking time. This
• 53:20
  shit is so unreleased. Any Instagram post I posted on there that day,
• 53:24
  if I was in that land, like just one or two people saw it
• 53:29
  before he got like super shadow bad like before, and I was just tripping
• 53:32
  out. And then like I was looking around. I was and my girls
• 53:36
  like the same thing was happening to her, but I'm a smaller scale.
• 53:37
  What happened to you? Oh? I was like he got of like some
• 53:40
  extracist ship right now, Like yeah, bro, I just start looking at
• 53:44
  the camra. I was like, yeah, he's like all this shit talk,
• 53:47
  I gotta take a ship now. Yeah yeah no, but uh now
• 53:52
  I lost my train of thought. Well you got shadow bad. Yeah,
• 53:55
  so there's so and it's like they have the power to control the IP address
• 54:00
  and ship where it's like, hey man, you ain't get an exposure and
• 54:01
  putting our shit on blast, like big corporations do that shit, man like
• 54:06
  Target. Target could do that shit. Walmart could do that shit. That's
• 54:10
  why you go to Walmart. You come back and you've seen the advertisements for
• 54:14
  certain brands there. Bro No, Walmart can't stop what people stealing. They
• 54:22
  it ran through supposedly. I don't know why they're telling everybody that shit because
• 54:25
  you can't stop somebody. Have you ever seen somebody robs for ship like at
• 54:30
  the store like these days, like it's so it's so nonce long. My
• 54:31
  brother he works at CBS and he's and maybe the other day he told me
• 54:36
  that some homelessly just came in and walked out with like sixty boxes or toothpaste
• 54:40
  or something like that, or like there's a little tiny toothpaste those travel toothpaste
• 54:45
  pab like took sixty of them or some shit slinging and just just walked out
• 54:51
  and and everybody was like, well, back to work, and yeah,
• 54:53
  kind of it's a thing where like it's kind of illegal to do anything about
• 54:58
  it. I don't know, I think that that's right, though. Man,
• 55:00
  I feel like if you have a security guard there and he has a
• 55:04
  gun and in a nice different story, he's got a right, he's got
• 55:07
  he's got a you know, a good reason and fucking but you'll be seeing
• 55:10
  these videos of like security guards like really like standing up to him and like
• 55:15
  like pushing them and like holding them down. They end up getting fired.
• 55:17
  Like they'd be like, man, I got fired from doing that, and
• 55:20
  she like that you have to get a goal fund me and shit. Yeah
• 55:27
  it's different, man, But I don't really I haven't really seen anybody still
• 55:30
  like in a store like that in a long long time. And I guess
• 55:32
  I was just gonna be paying attention, you know. Also you want to,
• 55:36
  like you also wanted to see people do the right thing, bro,
• 55:38
  But some of these idiots are stupid. Like somebody might be carrying a gun
• 55:45
  and they might be like, you know what it was, I didn't have
• 55:46
  to hold up the store, but you you you in the way of the
• 55:50
  exit, so I'm gonna I'm gonna just stick you up, you know.
• 55:52
  I don't know, man, Like I've been like very very fortunate to like
• 55:58
  look like the people that's doing the row been, you know, and they
• 56:05
  were like, oh, he beat me to it. I was like,
• 56:06
  nah, man, he still got it when when you walk into a store
• 56:10
  and just and it's still something like that though, like like sometimes when you
• 56:15
  look at it like not that you everyone is still to get Like damn man,
• 56:17
  when I was broke, I wish I could have got away with that.
• 56:20
  Keep going from the south, like predict that Pet Smart last night,
• 56:24
  all right, we're gonna bring it up. Bring it up, dog,
• 56:29
  bring it up Art. You said you sent me the video like twelve times,
• 56:32
  Brod Xavier Xavier sent me the video. So we got CCC news C
• 56:40
  got disrespected that Smart PCT go I don't know which one. Go check it
• 56:45
  out on his Instagram. Pet Part Best Part replied, don't got you're not
• 56:50
  pet pet Smart reply to him, I don't know if they're firing someone,
• 56:52
  but he's kind of marri He's probably he probably did the same thing that I
• 56:57
  did when I got kicked out of six Flags, and I just can't bombard
• 57:00
  their Facebook page hilarious, like I just kept yeah, I just kept Bombardi
• 57:04
  flas I got kicked out for like three three fucking hot ass girls on my
• 57:07
  shirt that said like they were like wearing bikinis and just yeah, and they
• 57:10
  were just like it's too sexual and all this stuff. And I was and
• 57:15
  I saw and I saw people that that they were wearing like way more other
• 57:19
  like drugs on their shirt, like you know, there was a there was
• 57:22
  like fucking paraphernalia and all this shit and other people should I'm just like,
• 57:25
  what the fuck nobody spotted this? And they kicked me out, bro because
• 57:29
  of that shirt. And I was just that was fucking hot, Bro.
• 57:31
  Six Flass got a bunch of snitches, but not someone. You really want
• 57:35
  someone to get fired, That's what happened. Yes, if you if you
• 57:37
  feel the ear and titled enough to make a big deal out of fucking kicking
• 57:40
  me out for a fucking shirt, It's like, bro, just like,
• 57:45
  who am I hurting with his shirt? No one but someone's gonna get fired
• 57:47
  for that. And you can just go home called day just you it's far.
• 57:52
  You know, another shirt in the car. No, they didn't offer
• 57:54
  you to give you a fucking six Flats T shirts And they told me that's
• 57:58
  like you can go buy one. And I was like, and I would
• 58:00
  to go to the store. I was like, the cheapest shirt is thirty
• 58:01
  four dollars, bitch, Like, I'm not buying a thirty four dollars gilded
• 58:06
  T shirt that's gonna like be see through, Like you got me fucked up?
• 58:08
  Yeah, bro, Nah, I'm good because I know you're gonna go
• 58:13
  on the water ride that this was a high. This was like on the
• 58:16
  Water Round. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.
• 58:19
  I didn't even have like uh, I didn't even have fucking money like that.
• 58:22
  So I was just like, man, I ain't about to waste sucking
• 58:23
  thirty five dollars because now this, now this fool gets where where Disney that
• 58:28
  buys socks, boxers sweats like you wanted the XG. I'm like, no
• 58:32
  fo, I'm trying. I wasn't an idiot again all the ride, this
• 58:36
  one about the whole outfit. He came out looking like a little kid and
• 58:38
  two dollars, Like what happened? He's like, oh wait, th boxers,
• 58:45
  I chose the best bathroom. I know, the best bath you gotta
• 58:46
  you know, there's a whole TikTok food that says the best places to take
• 58:51
  a shit at Disneyland there's like a whole TikTok top ten places ticket and and
• 58:55
  I ain't gonna lie. I knew I was onto something. I watched the
• 58:59
  whole thing because I've taken three ships and three of those bathrooms, bro,
• 59:04
  and they have been empty. And I not only done not only have I
• 59:07
  taken a ship at those bathrooms, those are the bathrooms that I have done
• 59:09
  coking when I used to do coca at Disneyland, like when I was on
• 59:14
  a sick one, just drinking and shit Like, oh man, I would
• 59:15
  just go in there and just flush the toilet. Bro. Like I'll be
• 59:17
  like, all right, cool, I got in the spoon, flush the
• 59:20
  toilet. Yeah, he's just fucking cold, bro. Like that's a pro
• 59:24
  tip for all the fucking newbies. First of all, we don't want to
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  inspire no newbies. But yeah, there's certain there's certain bathrooms, bro,
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  because like some bathrooms Bro, they be man, the etiquette is different than
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  some other countries. Bro. You'd be seeing in the places like Disneyland,
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  Bro, like foods has becoming They was like, you're not I used to
• 59:39
  privacy hunt. You know how you're talking know how you talking about Japans so
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  greatly yeah, you know, like India, they still use their hand.
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  What it's just fucking mind bone. That's nasty, bro. Yeah, I
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  didn't use the right hand. They don't have toilet paper. They don't have
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  toilet paper, not some places don't. And you gotta you gotta ship on
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  top of a hole. No, yeah, all right, expect Yeah.
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  millionaire calm Dog Millionaire is not a biography, Dudelum doc Milliaire is pretty on
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  dog miliars from India. And that's just the tip of the iceberg with third
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  country situation. Dude, remember that movie. Remember I'm sorry, I'm thinking
• 1:00:32
  about bend It like Beckham or something like that. Yeah, that's bed.
• 1:00:37
  Beckham was pretty cool. He's like, do you want to play soccer?
• 1:00:39
  Do you think this is gonna be successful? He was on fucking bad dude,
• 1:00:49
  He's right, Nah, starts ripping her posters off the fucking wall.
• 1:00:52
  She was doing the one female soccer soccer. They're they're on their team or
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  soccer play soccer team. We have in the US a woman the national team.
• 1:01:00
  I said, name one soccer team team, thank you. I don't
• 1:01:04
  even know any man soccer team like name on every football team, name on
• 1:01:08
  soccer soccer that name one soccer player that is in mia Ham. I didn't
• 1:01:14
  even know her name the first time. I was like, see, you
• 1:01:15
  can't expect everybody. I'm not hating you, but you can't study. Class
• 1:01:21
  wasn't right your classmates. Was no future in this girl playing soccer, is
• 1:01:25
  what I'm saying. Her dad was right, you don't know. Fucked up.
• 1:01:28
  No, it's fucked up that there's no future for them. Be like
• 1:01:30
  Becca, that's okay, but he's right, yeah, fucked up. I
• 1:01:35
  wish women could play professional sports. I'm not they can't play, but we
• 1:01:38
  have a girl version LAFC that they what are they doing? Fucking make they
• 1:01:43
  just started a good like dam I'm not hating. I don't see I don't
• 1:01:46
  see you at the games. They gonna tell us about going into the game.
• 1:01:52
  They tell us we've been to like three like four games this year,
• 1:01:55
  and their dad as advertising. I was like, oh, that's nice.
• 1:01:58
  They're showing love. Unless they're I'm not showing up. Wow, that's very
• 1:02:01
  sexist. I don't care. If I'm gonna watch sports, I'm gonna watch
• 1:02:05
  the best of the best. All right, So you think you think Lebron's
• 1:02:07
  eyes I'm so hard to watch, had talent to watch an athlete, a
• 1:02:15
  beautiful man play. No, we're just well too sweating up and down the
• 1:02:22
  court. You rather watch female basket w NBA. Some of them just like
• 1:02:30
  like Lebron. They looked just like Lebron. They they got some fine hitches,
• 1:02:35
  bro, they just tall. They got one no one. First of
• 1:02:38
  all, I thought the same thing. And Iver saw this blog, this
• 1:02:40
  blog from this one dude, Danny Mullen, and he and he went there
• 1:02:44
  with this dude name Leo, and they were just trying to like they wanted
• 1:02:46
  to see how they could hit on some of these girls and see what it's
• 1:02:49
  like I received. It wasn't about the attendance rate, because that it would
• 1:02:52
  if it would have been horrible, you know. But they were able to
• 1:02:54
  get front row, and they were they were showing some of these girls and
• 1:02:58
  like, and you know when they got to see him at the press and
• 1:03:00
  I was like, yo, some of these girls are are gorgeous. Bro,
• 1:03:04
  they're just tall as fun. Bro. That's cool. Yeah, so
• 1:03:06
  I'm watching volleyball. I'm a volleyball guy when it comes to female. When's
• 1:03:09
  the last time you name me a volleyball player? Yes, that isn't that's
• 1:03:15
  not on playta on a PlayStation game, like not the ones that you be
• 1:03:20
  seeing like on the limp. But you were you. I meant people,
• 1:03:22
  you guys would what if I got tickets? If I got tickets to everyone
• 1:03:27
  know, you wouldn't stop. I've been to. I'm not gonna buy them,
• 1:03:30
  but if I got invited, you know, if I got invited to
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• 1:03:38
  but yeah, I'm going. I'll go. I'm buying them. I want
• 1:03:42
  to go to. No, they probably don't throw a beer. My girls
• 1:03:46
  probably gonna have a great time. It's gonna be very woman empowering. And
• 1:03:50
  I'm watching like why such fighting? Ain't nobody fightlighting, but man, my
• 1:03:55
  achievers your two. That's one thing. If you go to the w NBA
• 1:03:59
  game, they like rivalry sports fans like that where they gonna be fighting in
• 1:04:02
  the hallways. And shit, the homie g O kid out there, the
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  one that's like doesn't two graffiti, he posted like hot ass girls soccer player
• 1:04:09
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  hot for me to go not watching them, We're not going there for the
• 1:04:16
  talent they think that they're not. Dude, do you know like the high
• 1:04:21
  school teams beat the professional the professional females. That's how good they are.
• 1:04:25
  It's been proven like they're there's been like high school kids are like talented that
• 1:04:29
  can beat the professional females team. I'm watching the high school game. That's
• 1:04:32
  like, why I don't believe that shit? Yeah, I don't believe that
• 1:04:36
  shit? Is it? Guyon? But is it? Is it girls versus
• 1:04:43
  girls or guys versus girls? Professional? You the most the females US soccer
• 1:04:48
  team cannot beat the high school teams. But are you talking about a male
• 1:04:54
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• 1:04:57
  be competing with male? Then? What I'm saying, why do you want
• 1:04:59
  to watch high schoo game? You're watching high school talent. You're watching high
• 1:05:01
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• 1:05:09
  saying you're watching high school. You're watching female sports. Is watching high school
• 1:05:13
  time. Watching w NBA is watching a college game. Some of those girls
• 1:05:15
  could probably ball basketball guys. Dunk on you, bro, They just choose
• 1:05:19
  not to. It's all choice, you guys. If you guys are so
• 1:05:24
  pro, If you guys are so pro female sports, watch you guys watching
• 1:05:27
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• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:34
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• 1:05:40
  go to more of the games. You know what, I get it because
• 1:05:42
  Orange Country don't really have too many professional sports teams like LA does you know?
• 1:05:45
  You guys only have like a hockey team and the Anaheim Angels, the
• 1:05:50
  Anaheim Angels of Los Angeles? Where the fuck? You know what's hot?
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  homorous He's a been like that New Cuban Mexican player. That's your mt M
• 1:06:23
  dude. Say what you got against women's sports, dude, No, it's
• 1:06:26
  just I'm just saying they're not great, and you guys are serial promoting them,
• 1:06:29
  but you guys can't. We're not saying we're not. We're not saying
• 1:06:34
  but they got the right to play. They never said they didn't. I
• 1:06:39
  said they didn't. I even said that they feel bad that they don't get
• 1:06:42
  more participations. I'm not going I think females should go more and support their
• 1:06:45
  own, their own fucking female NBA games wanting Lebron's day all the time because
• 1:06:50
  they're watching it the same revie you're watching. But what's not great about it's
• 1:06:56
  the same ship there you go. A layup is a layup? What does
• 1:07:02
  it matter if it's a man? Then why don't then why don't we then
• 1:07:04
  why don't we watch? Then? Why don't we watch high school or professionals?
• 1:07:09
  We can watch corofessional because they're great at what they do, the best
• 1:07:12
  of the best. I'm watching the best. If I'm gonna pay some money
• 1:07:15
  to watch some sports, I'm watching silent. I'm watching a fucking phenom.
• 1:07:17
  I want to watch Lebron I want to watch them watch. You don't even
• 1:07:19
  gotta pay to watch. You guys want to X's number for all the women
• 1:07:25
  out there. No, I'm just just for real facts. If it was
• 1:07:28
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• 1:07:30
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• 1:07:32
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• 1:07:38
  more. They compete. If they want to get paid more, the should
• 1:07:40
  get paid more as men. You're not getting numbers people, everybody. Everything
• 1:07:43
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• 1:07:45
  Numbers pull numbers. People watching, they're not watching, regardless of it.
• 1:07:48
  The people who are participating, they're great. They're great, they're good
• 1:07:51
  athletes. They're not better than men though I'm watching, and that's what I'm
• 1:07:55
  trying to say. I don't know why you have to sit here and sugarcoach.
• 1:07:57
  Nobody was arguing the fact that they were better than man. We're just
• 1:08:00
  saying like they got the right to play too. And if you're not a
• 1:08:04
  vat, but you're making this seem it's like it's Portlands. Why are you
• 1:08:06
  even doing it. It's like they got the right to try. Bro.
• 1:08:10
  They're not not taking away They're not. They're not. Yeah, they're not
• 1:08:13
  taking the World Cup away from MESSI roach Hill. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:08:15
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• 1:08:20
  the next LAFC game. Yeah, that'd be funny. And then we're just
• 1:08:26
  gonna be like that chick watches our show like because she's not gonna say anything.
• 1:08:31
  Yes, he guys are LAFC fans. What do you guys thinks about
• 1:08:34
  the LA Galaxy the rivals? Dude, I feel about him. Y'all want
• 1:08:39
  to La Galaxy's in front of you right now? What would you do?
• 1:08:42
  X? We kind of they get along pretty good, but you know,
• 1:08:45
  we fight, and I like that you're gonna fight and they do some disrespectful
• 1:08:48
  shit. Yeah, I mean I wasn't they call you like Levs? No,
• 1:08:53
  I'm not. I'm not. I'm like, I'm not even he knows.
• 1:08:55
  I'm being like, Yo, who's champions? Who? Who won the
• 1:08:58
  Cup? Last year? Though, let's swing on your I thought, I
• 1:09:03
  mean that is true. But it has been a while, y'all because I
• 1:09:09
  used to see on the like online, the Galaxy fans and LFC fans like
• 1:09:14
  just fighting each other. I was like, if you got to take that
• 1:09:15
  jersey off, y'all all like Laker fans. Maybe that's true, but you
• 1:09:21
  know what it was, it was kind of Laker fans to get all they
• 1:09:24
  get all mad. It's like a division between Laker fans. It's like fans
• 1:09:27
  that like that. They they want to have the same passion where they walk
• 1:09:30
  in there with their magic Johnson jersey. But it's like, Bro, they
• 1:09:32
  ain't been that great in a while, you know what I mean, And
• 1:09:35
  they're stuck on that era baby like, but you know, they're still down.
• 1:09:40
  And then there's other things that like that that are like Kobe and Lebron
• 1:09:43
  era where they're just like, I'm all about this ship and all passion,
• 1:09:45
  you know what I mean. It's it's it's Stephen Lake. Even within Laker
• 1:09:49
  fans, there's a division. Bro, Where will we be in twenty twenty
• 1:09:53
  if the Lakers didn't win the championship? Man, we was outside for that.
• 1:09:56
  Bro. They saved us, that's true, and then the Dodgers too,
• 1:10:00
  they saved us, but they saved this whole city fuckers was outside when
• 1:10:03
  Kobe died. That was before the pandemic, wasn't or that was the start?
• 1:10:08
  Yeah, that was I was right before the pandemic when Kobe died.
• 1:10:12
  It sounds like you guys needed a little help to win it. What what?
• 1:10:15
  What kind of what are you? He's gonna start bashing. Are you
• 1:10:25
  a Laker fan? X? Are you a Laker fan? I just what?
• 1:10:28
  Are you a basketball? I have a Laker jersey. I'm just a
• 1:10:30
  fan of jerseys. Yeah, I don't even care for it as much.
• 1:10:34
  But it's that thing where it's like that you guys needed some help. You
• 1:10:39
  care more about women's sports than sports. David Covid was over and they couldn't
• 1:10:44
  even win Ship. It's all good though. You know we live in LA.
• 1:10:47
  They play in LA. You know when they lose to a team,
• 1:10:50
  they gotta go back to wherever ship they came from. Yeah, like like
• 1:10:55
  Minnesota. Yeah what the fuck? Yeah? They ain't got to say the
• 1:10:59
  whole state. Hey do those play? Do those players like they do?
• 1:11:01
  They have to live there? Yeah? Yeah, but look but listen up.
• 1:11:05
  So if you live in Minnesota, you have to live in Minnesota.
• 1:11:09
  I mean, if you if you played for Minnesota. Okay, Minnesota sucks,
• 1:11:12
  but when you play for the fucking football team in Minnesota, everyone sucks
• 1:11:15
  your dick dog. You go everywhere and they all know that because people in
• 1:11:18
  Minnesota love football so much. They know the whole lineup. Like have you
• 1:11:21
  been in these states? The females are into football, like Nebraska into Nebraska
• 1:11:27
  Oklahoma to do stand up. The city is all about colleges because Oklahoma's like
• 1:11:33
  like Nebraska don't have shit, but Oklahoma at least got the don bro.
• 1:11:36
  But it's and they all and that's what I mean. That city really does
• 1:11:41
  know everybody, like on the whole lineup, like you know how but that
• 1:11:44
  yeah, because that's the only thing going. That's what I mean. You
• 1:11:45
  think it sucks living there, but when you're an athlete in that state and
• 1:11:49
  you play for them, you know why you got your love, Dude.
• 1:11:54
  It's not bad. It's named after weather Thunder. That's why it's like being
• 1:12:03
  named after space galaxy. They not throw a fucking lake, and there's no
• 1:12:13
  lakes in LA. Sounds even dumb l l bro nah Los Angeles Laker,
• 1:12:20
  I'd rather be Thunder than the lake Xavier Um. The Lakers were not originated.
• 1:12:25
  I know that from I know where they're from. They're from Michigan,
• 1:12:27
  they're from Minnesota, but they have a bunch of lakes. Indianapolis, Minapolis.
• 1:12:33
  Let me look it up. Look it up, right, Where do
• 1:12:34
  you think the Lakers started from? You can get mad at the Dodgers from
• 1:12:36
  backing having New York tendencies to the original from Arizona, Arizona, who cares
• 1:12:45
  they're gonna lose the Minnesota from Minnesota, bang bang. I wonder what that
• 1:12:53
  merchant is like. And they have Minnesota Lakers. It's like m p l
• 1:12:58
  s. So that that's what that hat was. I bought one recently and
• 1:13:01
  it was like, it's like, what the fuck? I never seen ye.
• 1:13:04
  I was like, I never seen this on the Laker hat. But
• 1:13:06
  it's a logo. And I was like I remember, like like when Kobe
• 1:13:10
  and uh Gary Payton and Karmelon was on the squad, that's when they really
• 1:13:15
  dropped those. That was like I ran into it. I was like,
• 1:13:17
  all right, I'm gonna scoop. This is for nostalgic. I was like
• 1:13:20
  I knew. I was like, it's something here on the Laker section.
• 1:13:21
  I was like, this has to be something limited. Let me scoop this
• 1:13:25
  fire. Yeah, and that's out of the two thousand Lakers. I do
• 1:13:29
  like the fact that even if it is for a for a sports franchise to
• 1:13:31
  be in LA, it's a hell of an opportunity because I don't think other
• 1:13:35
  franchises have the luxury to make all the variety of merch or just even go
• 1:13:40
  hard on some of that merch. Like, Bro, this motherfucker's like having
• 1:13:45
  buying La hats, not La places. Bro, they had La hats all
• 1:13:48
  over Japan. People are worrying them. Their DJ's are all wearing it like
• 1:13:51
  it's like a pride thing, and it's like they love baseball, but they
• 1:13:54
  ain't never been here. Japan just won the World Yeah the championship. Yeah,
• 1:14:00
  man, outside about that as like America? What the fuck? Yeah?
• 1:14:04
  That that is uh? I mean yeah, you would you would think
• 1:14:06
  they perfected the sport. Though I think that they they are more disciplined people.
• 1:14:13
  Bro, we don't got no discipline out here. Facts, I don't
• 1:14:17
  think we got enough discipline and do some like some self improving shit. It's
• 1:14:21
  really become just ord to be thrown a beer. Yeah you mean hell yeah
• 1:14:29
  yeah, I feel like it's the lack of discipline for like people to kind
• 1:14:31
  of like want to do productive shit if we don't make a man say I
• 1:14:41
  have a child as a cost. He's a good guy, sometimes shouts out
• 1:14:46
  to X man, but he's not. He's not. He's a good guy
• 1:14:49
  to men. Oh man, why are you being so nice to me?
• 1:14:54
  This whole time? It's like, hey, you want to be on the
• 1:14:58
  podcast? Like he somebody meets us, somebody meets him. He's like,
• 1:15:01
  hey, what's up. My name is Jasmine. You're weak, fucking suck.
• 1:15:08
  He's like, why do you even exist? Yeah, well, but
• 1:15:12
  don't even bother. Bready I start. I'm gonna start bringing strippers over Let's
• 1:15:15
  see how long he's on. His girlfriend likes that. She's probably gonna she's
• 1:15:19
  probably gonna punch you for that, for trying for trying to bring a bunch
• 1:15:23
  of horse here while you over here be like you've been good to bring all
• 1:15:26
  these men. Then I'll bring some strippers. I'll show you off, George
• 1:15:29
  Brys, I get some strippers out here. Hey, bro, I don't
• 1:15:31
  I don't want this office getting contaminated with st chill. I mean, that's
• 1:15:34
  what I'm saying you. I meant to chill. I bring mac Lawson.
• 1:15:39
  He was like, oh, Jill, chill jail Bro. I didn't say
• 1:15:43
  chill. I was just like, hey, Bro. I was like,
• 1:15:44
  don't be hitting. Yeah. I was like, don't be, don't don't
• 1:15:46
  be, don't be bringing just guessing. You're just trying to hit on it,
• 1:15:49
  you know what I mean. Sometimes that's what this sport is. That
• 1:15:51
  why I'm here. See I leave said listen, will fuck you up.
• 1:16:00
  It's like you're jeopardizing your happiness. Show fucking fat, Your cold dude who
• 1:16:15
  yelling down builds my builds my guinea pig from now on. He's like,
• 1:16:27
  Bill's like, that's a funny way to say daddy. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:16:38
  that shit is crazy. I've seen. I've seen that. I've seen in
• 1:16:40
  this advertisement at the gym. I was I went there this morning and then
• 1:16:43
  you've seen the TV on and they have like CNN on and all this ship
• 1:16:45
  and then they added the commercial nasal spray and arcana yeah, and I was
• 1:16:50
  like, damn, dude, this is it's come to this where they're like,
• 1:16:55
  listen, too many people are dying, but yeah, you can just
• 1:16:58
  buy it and having in your pocket and just get to your local party and
• 1:17:00
  just be like, hey, oh shit, he's having an od hold on
• 1:17:03
  spray some of the ships. And then but you know, the bigger you
• 1:17:08
  are because I had a home that did odo. This was this was big.
• 1:17:13
  Bro. He's like, like, I want to say, he's like
• 1:17:17
  two and a half of me. Bro. Yeah he's big. Yeah he's
• 1:17:23
  pretty big, bro. But he's short. No yea, it's so he
• 1:17:28
  looks really fucking big, right, Like who you gotta know someone that big.
• 1:17:30
  We gotta know someone that big. We can kick Like he's just fucking
• 1:17:33
  big, right, so or maybe yeah, so like he so food this
• 1:17:36
  food. He said that he odd and he just remembers taking a fucking pill
• 1:17:42
  and he just passed out in the car, right, So they took him
• 1:17:45
  to the hospital and the fucking people said bring him back. They said that
• 1:17:48
  they had to use all the narcam packets in the fucking ambulance, and then
• 1:17:54
  they were like if this last one, which is like probably like the eighth
• 1:17:58
  pack that they had, a huge bro, like, does it work,
• 1:18:00
  He's gonna die? You know. Like they're just like because like just like
• 1:18:03
  just like yo, the average person would be back with like three even on
• 1:18:06
  the highest OD. But it's because it's so heavy, you know what I
• 1:18:10
  mean, he's so big, like they had to use that much narcout on
• 1:18:13
  this food dog and this fools. Like yeah, he's like so now I
• 1:18:15
  just have it supposed to be selling. They're supposed to be selling CBS or
• 1:18:21
  Riot or whatever. Yeah, it's probably like the like it's probably the same
• 1:18:28
  price as like a morning after pill. Yeah, yeah, I'm having one
• 1:18:32
  in my car. My homies are stupid. Oh yeah, look at me.
• 1:18:36
  He's like, my homies are stupid. And if I save the homies,
• 1:18:39
  guess what they gotta give me coke for the versus life. Okay,
• 1:18:45
  I mean if first of all, somebody ODS and it's from that group of
• 1:18:48
  friends, No, it's from that group of friends. I'm not trusting anymore
• 1:18:51
  coke from them, you know what I mean? Like like and yeah,
• 1:18:58
  like if you bring me back, I'm just gonna fuck you for giving me
• 1:19:00
  that coke. Andy Brom Like the recovery though from from doing like getting OD
• 1:19:06
  or something like that. I heard it's like you getting hit by like a
• 1:19:11
  train and shit like that. Shit fucks you up in your whole body,
• 1:19:13
  like you're just like your body's devastated, bro, because you're literally coming back
• 1:19:17
  from the dead. Bro, I was gonna hangover like times ten. It's
• 1:19:20
  fucked up for a hangover, suck And you're not even dead. You're not
• 1:19:27
  even but you're still chilling, no key, you still order something on grow
• 1:19:30
  Up, you're still throwing up, you're still making the toilet. But imagine
• 1:19:35
  when you're like, you're right. I never thought about how bad the recovery
• 1:19:40
  from an overdose is. Well, you've never been roofy. I've been roofing
• 1:19:44
  before dugging. When I woke up, dog, I felt like I was
• 1:19:47
  asleep for fucking months, bro. Like it was such a crazy feeling that
• 1:19:51
  like not even if I've slept for like twelve hours, I don't think that
• 1:19:55
  I would wake up like with that kind of like feeling of like feeling like
• 1:20:00
  because that shit can kill you. You know, if they put too much
• 1:20:02
  of that roofe, you stayed to sleep permanently, bro, suck up.
• 1:20:09
  People was trying to get that, to get it to a chicken. They
• 1:20:12
  bought a round of drinks. Knife fucking fucked around and got the wrong drink.
• 1:20:15
  I probably saved that chick's life that night, you know what I mean.
• 1:20:18
  But because no, they probably saw you, and I was like,
• 1:20:20
  I'm not gonna suck that guy. And if it wasn't for that Michael Clarke
• 1:20:28
  dunk is security guard, the fucking that that stopped these foods from fucking beating
• 1:20:32
  me up in the midst of me being all fucked up, It's like,
• 1:20:35
  you know, shout out to him. He fucking picked me up. I
• 1:20:38
  saw the video footage. I feel picked me up like a rag doll,
• 1:20:41
  bro, because he's like, like, I'm really talking about Michael Clarke Dunk
• 1:20:44
  inside. If you went back there, let me look at the footage like
• 1:20:45
  you had to. I had to file a police report. You filed the
• 1:20:48
  police report that they tested my blood. I went to the hospital, bro.
• 1:20:53
  The concert call. They were just like, Yo, we want to
• 1:20:55
  know where because you know, if you go there and then you test for
• 1:20:58
  like date rank drugs, They're like, yo, where where were you?
• 1:21:00
  Like how did you how did you get this? Like were you were you
• 1:21:03
  taking this? And I'm just like, no, I went I was at
• 1:21:06
  a bar, and you know what I mean, Like somebody gave me a
• 1:21:10
  wrong drink and I just got fucked up? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:15
  bro that shit, well Bill said, got you bitch got bit that,
• 1:21:23
  Bro, that is probably one of the worst fucked up things you could do
• 1:21:25
  to somebody. Yeah, fucking cause me. Shit, they just smoked,
• 1:21:30
  man, I mean I don't think that some fo That's not why they feel,
• 1:21:34
  that's not why they There's no we don't do rufies. I've never heard.
• 1:21:41
  No one's said ya don't do rufies. So now the person that's doing
• 1:21:45
  that's given the rufies. Man, smoke some weed and you're probably gonna be
• 1:21:48
  like, you know, I don't need to be nobody. I just smoke.
• 1:21:53
  Yeah, Bro, I was like, I remember that ship was fucking
• 1:21:56
  crazy. Bro that the GHB. Would you ever try that? It's like
• 1:21:59
  a fun thing? Is that the same thing? Yeah? But why do
• 1:22:02
  people do it? Like for like for you gotta drink, you gotta drink
• 1:22:06
  like a bottle cap amount. I'm being serious. Yeah, I'm not lying.
• 1:22:12
  If you gonna do JS, you gotta drink a bottle cap amount and
• 1:22:15
  that I'll get you drunk. But you're drinking more than that. You're gonna
• 1:22:17
  it's you're gonna be drunk. It don't get you drunk, like, so
• 1:22:20
  that's the feelings of JHB. That. Yeah, the feelings of HB is
• 1:22:25
  drunk and then you pass out type of ship yeah, not even kind of
• 1:22:33
  Yeah, but if you take a little bit, it's like being drunk.
• 1:22:36
  Yeah, if you take a cap size, it's like being drunk, like
• 1:22:39
  if Yeah, So people do take it so they don't have to drink.
• 1:22:41
  Some people like females that don't want to drink, and how females don't like
• 1:22:44
  calories. Yeah, give me some GHB. So all they gotta do is
• 1:22:46
  take one bottle cap and they got that feeling of being drunk and they feel
• 1:22:49
  drunk. But if you go take two bottle caps, now you're wasted.
• 1:22:54
  You take three, and bottle caps ain't that much to drink, obviously,
• 1:22:56
  it's a fucking you literally gotta then in one of your MCMs over over overdose,
• 1:23:00
  Toms a girl, Oh yeah, Toms a girl talks about overdose thing.
• 1:23:03
  I don't know what that fucking man one of your idols, bro,
• 1:23:06
  Yeah, I love Tom's a girl, but yeah, hed he talks about
• 1:23:10
  olding on j h pene stands for man crush mondays, Yeah he's fine.
• 1:23:15
  He can be a man crush mondays dogs a girl. He's a legend.
• 1:23:18
  Dog, don't be a hitter. He's not. He's gonna be a legend.
• 1:23:23
  Let me tell you, dog, he ain't dead. Yeah, but
• 1:23:25
  the second he dies, I guarantee it was one in the books. He's
• 1:23:28
  the one that broke his arm, right, yeah, the one that broke
• 1:23:30
  his arm playing basketball. Yeah, yeah, that was That was pretty that.
• 1:23:35
  I can see that. I can see something like that happening if like
• 1:23:39
  we tell you to step back into the soccer field. They were like,
• 1:23:41
  hey, bro, we got to prove your soccer just we're making content for
• 1:23:45
  the Patreon and then all of a sudden, you're like you put some cleats
• 1:23:47
  on and after that first fucking click up, your legs just goes out Tornay,
• 1:23:51
  yeah it's reconstructed, but it ain't fucking I need anything. Didn't get
• 1:23:56
  reconstructed by like no professional. What would happen? Like, what would what
• 1:23:59
  would happened if we did that? Nothing? It would get torn And I
• 1:24:01
  I know, but like that shit's a serious injury, Like how long would
• 1:24:04
  you be out for you or you have to come up here like a ripples
• 1:24:06
  five in church or not. But if you get it repaired. If you
• 1:24:11
  get to repair, you're walking in two weeks and he's not walking in the
• 1:24:14
  week. I was not as bad as ripping in Achilles, No ripping the
• 1:24:17
  kids. Yeah, it's Kobe shit. Damn yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 1:24:25
  Kobe said it was one of the most painful things ever. It was
• 1:24:27
  over for m after that. Damn damn. That's true man, that he
• 1:24:33
  couldn't put it off anymore. Remember he retired for a little bit, like
• 1:24:35
  No, he stayed on the team for like three more seasons, just not
• 1:24:40
  playing for like ever, and then like in twenty sixteen, he's like,
• 1:24:43
  all right, I'm gonna retire and drop sixteen was out. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:24:49
  mentality, I low key think I'm not gonna take like a hater.
• 1:24:54
  No, come on, offense. They low key like somebody was like,
• 1:24:59
  all right, we'll let you break the world record. We'll let you break
• 1:25:02
  the record. Bro. No, you're saying they treat one like like the
• 1:25:06
  kid in the wheelchair high school games. Act like you're fucking trimping bro last
• 1:25:11
  time. Don't you like that? Right? No, Bro, you would
• 1:25:16
  have scored more than sixties school athletes got up. He would have dropped way
• 1:25:24
  more than sixty Bro, wide open shot on. Kobe's gonna drop more than
• 1:25:30
  sixty drop If that's my team, I'm finding the whole squad. You an't
• 1:25:34
  let this will drop that many. Yeah, he was the black Mama Bros.
• 1:25:39
  Kobe, Kobe, Kobe, I think that, I think, I
• 1:25:44
  think. I don't even say Kobe Bryant. You just say Kobe. Now
• 1:25:47
  you gotta say Michael Jordan. You have to say Lebron James Kobe. Yeah,
• 1:25:51
  how you just not like Kobe? Bro, You're such a hater tonight.
• 1:25:55
  I'm not, you know, like Kobe. Who's your favorite player?
• 1:25:57
  Bro? Karl Malone? Who would you ta? Jazz? He does have
• 1:26:06
  that one too? Up, you have two of those? I know I
• 1:26:11
  have one. I got a white one of purple one and the alternative one
• 1:26:14
  with the New Orleans Jets. Yeah, like you even a jazz fan?
• 1:26:19
  Forever get rid of this guy. Yeah, Bro hates Kobe. He's a
• 1:26:25
  jazz fan. Damn, man, I don't know. We just we just
• 1:26:29
  let Kobe on this on this pedestal. I'm like, what do you mean
• 1:26:31
  when you want championships with the city. He did bring it, We did
• 1:26:35
  some shit. We just let it slid. Like he didn't get proved guilty.
• 1:26:39
  Bro, he paid her off. That does not mean Joe shut up.
• 1:26:43
  Oh Jay didn't do it either, bro. So just you know what
• 1:26:45
  I'm saying. Hey, Bro, I'm just saying, when you out there
• 1:26:53
  winning, you don't do the crime. But yeah, broj he had to
• 1:27:01
  pay the family off too. No, yeah he did. And you know
• 1:27:04
  his book, all the money makes off his book goes straight to the Yeah,
• 1:27:08
  and all of it you know in the book. Those tweets, you
• 1:27:12
  know what I'm saying. I'm talking about Twitter. You don't follow old Jay.
• 1:27:17
  You deserved fire? Videos are I like his video and he's like hi,
• 1:27:21
  y'all. Yeah, Like I'm just like, it's the juice in the
• 1:27:27
  morning. He was just playing golf. He's vegans, just waking up,
• 1:27:31
  just kicking it in. It's crazy, man, Like my whole life,
• 1:27:34
  O. J since has been the villain, like my whole entire life.
• 1:27:38
  And I just can't fathom that. Bro. He before that, he was
• 1:27:41
  like the most lovable guy. He was like, Bro, everybody wants to
• 1:27:45
  pay it. But like, at the end of the day, he's such
• 1:27:45
  a winner, broke, he even beat he beat the system. Bro.
• 1:27:50
  He's literally the one of the only black dudes that beat Bro. I don't
• 1:27:59
  know, man, he was the black guys like, I don't know if
• 1:28:00
  he's gonna win. Hey Bro, I'm just saying, Bro. He broke
• 1:28:05
  records, he got he got away, he got away with it, and
• 1:28:10
  he technical there's people that get away with way shirt, with way worse ship
• 1:28:14
  And it's like, hey man, you worship that's really fucking bad. That's
• 1:28:16
  up there. How many white how many white guys getting laid off on crimes
• 1:28:21
  like that where it's like, well, he's you know, I don't think
• 1:28:24
  yeah, but oh jas like O. In a way, it was kind
• 1:28:27
  of like what he just said, he got away with it. Yeah,
• 1:28:30
  I means he did it on paper. But on paper though he didn't do
• 1:28:34
  it. So what you're gonna talk about it? Well, I'm gonna talk
• 1:28:38
  about it, Bro. That's what it sounds like me. Now, he
• 1:28:40
  sounds like a ship. You sound like X shit when you're like, well,
• 1:28:43
  legality, these bitches don't sell tickets. Yeah, who's fun? Who
• 1:28:53
  was a six five K? He didn't win with Buffalo, he didn't he
• 1:28:59
  broke records with Slow, he broke records, and uhyo sc is running back
• 1:29:03
  you because of him. I have his USC jersey. That's crazy that USC
• 1:29:11
  never was like we are on retiring your number. They kept retired. They
• 1:29:16
  don't want no one to work that I would that's that's the one game that
• 1:29:23
  I would want to go to a USC game with just a word, see
• 1:29:26
  what would happen. I think people respect him. Yeah, yeah, you
• 1:29:31
  know you have like you have like that guy that has like that, Uh
• 1:29:34
  what is it? All those like pro Trump sucking the stickers in his jeep?
• 1:29:38
  He's like, I like that jersey. Like that's why they need to
• 1:29:41
  give it back Reggie Bush's heisman because it's him and O. J. Simpsons
• 1:29:45
  I had their like heisman. Why they take it for what? Because he
• 1:29:48
  was getting money, right, he was getting paid like he's supposed to.
• 1:29:53
  Did they give that money? I know he didn't. He might not have
• 1:29:56
  because I don't know about football. But did they take anything about anything from
• 1:30:00
  Michael Vick? Is that his name? Yeah, he's just not allowed.
• 1:30:02
  They just took money. It took money. Is money from him and he's
• 1:30:05
  not he's not allowed to own any packs. I'm not defending him at all,
• 1:30:09
  but I wonder if they took anything away from him. I think they
• 1:30:11
  like his freedom. I think they still they checked to make sure you don't
• 1:30:14
  get no pet. They told me you can never play play What are you
• 1:30:17
  talking about? He played after he did? Yeah he played for the Eagles.
• 1:30:21
  Yeah he didn't playing. He was bawling too, Yeah, balling,
• 1:30:26
  bawling. They just working o buying jerseys, but buying jerseys like where people
• 1:30:30
  cooling it in a way? Yeah, brother, the people that love football,
• 1:30:33
  like the get the gambling degenerates, or the people that like when that
• 1:30:38
  jersey ended up at ross like you, they bought it. I was fuck.
• 1:30:42
  I ain't a lot of fun with it. I was fucking with I
• 1:30:44
  know what he did was bad, but I was just looking at the play.
• 1:30:47
  So, I mean, you guys grew up more like in the hood.
• 1:30:49
  Did you guys ever see the dogs use you? I'm not not.
• 1:30:59
  I live in I grew up in the gated communities Hold, and it was
• 1:31:01
  not gated ghetto to me, Like, Bro, I guys grew up in
• 1:31:05
  the hood. I hear the ghetto. I hear the get over it every
• 1:31:10
  night, bro, every night. I know. But did you ever like
• 1:31:12
  get invited to a dog fight? Anybody was like, hey, we got
• 1:31:14
  pit bulls. Like if he talked about that part of the community, they
• 1:31:17
  had a Southern thing, bro, It's like a Southern thing. I'll tell
• 1:31:20
  you what they had like in my neighborhood. Like in the areas like cockfights
• 1:31:24
  like roosters and shit like that. Like in Silmar those are like cocaine parties.
• 1:31:29
  Yeah. Yeah, because it's like it's a bunch of Mexicans that have
• 1:31:30
  like money, disposable money, and it's like there's just they're doing like yeah,
• 1:31:34
  like don't don't they'll pass around a little a little bag, bro.
• 1:31:38
  Like the valley is to be off farmland, so like that area is still
• 1:31:41
  got like a lot of like ranches and shit like that. Yeah, no,
• 1:31:44
  that is. And then they have they have like whole tournaments in the
• 1:31:46
  i E. Too. It's like a whole underworld. Like he's disgusting,
• 1:31:51
  bro, Hey are you from ye, you're disgusting from Sandburn that we have
• 1:31:59
  geated communities like suburbs. Sorry, God, Like what y'all keeping out right
• 1:32:08
  in the gated community without security in the front that in a gated community,
• 1:32:10
  hey, bro, But it was like what was what Wastino and the Samburdino
• 1:32:15
  has the Now Center and then they gave us McDonald's. Yeah that's about it,
• 1:32:19
  y'all. Y'all took the rave game over. Yeah that's what I'm saying,
• 1:32:23
  because they let you get away with everything there, but you know,
• 1:32:25
  don't take anything nice in your car because they break into it out. Oh
• 1:32:28
  yeah they do. I lived in the gated community for a year when I
• 1:32:30
  was like six years old, and we had a security guard out front,
• 1:32:33
  like a post. Yeah I didn't have that, but like Canyon Lake has
• 1:32:38
  nine. It's kind of cool where like they won't let you in unless you're
• 1:32:40
  say in I D type shame. That to me is super gated community.
• 1:32:44
  I just had a gate. We just pressed. They is Low, Melinda,
• 1:32:46
  I eat. No, I don't think i'sider that. I think that's
• 1:32:48
  more like, uh that that's OC. Yeah, yeah, that's not Corona
• 1:32:55
  Riverside. Yeah. I know some I knew somebody from your no Low Melinda,
• 1:33:00
  Melinda, But I don't know what that place was, like you said,
• 1:33:06
  yeah, but I remember, But you know what, I don't know
• 1:33:10
  this despite the you know, the I was hustled out there in the I
• 1:33:14
  E. For like four years straight, and in areas that I did not
• 1:33:17
  know were that bad? Like, I mean, what was that streets at
• 1:33:20
  me? Base Street? Yeah, Baseline Street, the street, yeah,
• 1:33:25
  Baseline Street, like and I didn't I know it was that bad. And
• 1:33:28
  I was literally going to weed Sash every weekend. I feel like it's worse
• 1:33:32
  out there than in La Like I E like, no, it was.
• 1:33:36
  It was bad. Yeah, Marina Valley, No, it was bad.
• 1:33:40
  Like there would be times where the park across the street and then there's like
• 1:33:44
  there's a there's a what is it there's like crackheads and stuff like that,
• 1:33:46
  and I'm like, yo, they all they're gonna smell everybody at the weed
• 1:33:50
  party, Like how do you not know? They're not gonna try to stick
• 1:33:53
  somebody up? But they had security though security there wasn't. There wasn't afraid
• 1:33:58
  to blasphem. Oh one time foods security smoke two foods dog yeah, bro,
• 1:34:05
  like like on the real bro Like I wasn't there this day food,
• 1:34:09
  But I remember that next week when I showed up, Right, I don't
• 1:34:13
  know what the hell had I won the next week? Yeah? Bro?
• 1:34:16
  And keep it down over what is it? Uh? But what is it?
• 1:34:20
  They had? They had um at the Sash. Bro. There was
• 1:34:23
  these two foods that showed up and they started starting some shit, and I
• 1:34:27
  guess like they were they tried to pull back up with a gun at the
• 1:34:30
  sash and then these foods like the security, the security was walking around like
• 1:34:34
  load it up, bro, and then they smoked. These two foods.
• 1:34:36
  Don't go j nothing. No, they showed up and like the cops shot.
• 1:34:41
  From what I know from my understanding is the cops showed up and they
• 1:34:45
  told him. I was like, yeah, they tried to come in here
• 1:34:45
  with a gun in their private event and try to rob to rob the place.
• 1:34:48
  And then they just they were just like a well like like yeah,
• 1:34:54
  like and and the cops didn't even like take a look around and say,
• 1:34:58
  like what kind of an event. They're like, you guys can't be having
• 1:35:00
  weed parties. And but they just they those two foods got smoked. Right,
• 1:35:05
  Sammy, it happened because damn what he said. He's Sammy said everything
• 1:35:21
  because Sammy was actually there. But Sammy's because Sammy said that this all happened
• 1:35:29
  because definitely didn't want to pick up his pants. But this is like shit
• 1:35:33
  that happens in the hood all the time, but it's over the dumbest shit.
• 1:35:36
  It's never over over one hundred bucks. It's never over one hundred bucks.
• 1:35:41
  It's over an eighth. It's over a blood. If I thought that
• 1:35:45
  blood he took the last minute. Who I remember like that the most.
• 1:35:49
  Somebody sent me a video food and then they were just like look like they
• 1:35:54
  were behind the table in a sash and they were just they were just like
• 1:35:58
  trying to sell my weed to the about and it was just covered up,
• 1:36:01
  and I was just like, I was like, bro, like you still
• 1:36:04
  have your dog jars outside. The cops are investigating, like they're taking it
• 1:36:10
  an old like noes. All the patients, customers are there and the cops
• 1:36:15
  like you see the cop in the background, like damn. He's like it's
• 1:36:17
  like shot. I've never been to one of these events, like a tacol
• 1:36:23
  sets like a weed event. They're like we're like we swam me yeah there,
• 1:36:27
  but like like out here like downtown and yeah, it's different than the
• 1:36:30
  IU. Bro, this was like ten years ago when sh was. I
• 1:36:32
  wasn't ten years ago. It was like maybe like six right, yeah,
• 1:36:35
  six years Like that event particular was about maybe four years ago. No tripping,
• 1:36:42
  Yeah, no, that event was four. No, I'm talking about
• 1:36:45
  the one where the dude got smoked. It was about four years ago.
• 1:36:46
  Yeah, because I was like when you went to when you took me to
• 1:36:48
  that Dino event, I was like, at least six years ago. Oh
• 1:36:50
  yeah, that was that was a whole different era. That was a good
• 1:36:54
  time in that era. I missed that. I missed that fucking time.
• 1:36:57
  Bro, good old days. Yeah, Bro, something we topless little pasties,
• 1:37:01
  fuck life like that was Xager's favorite booth. He I think he walked.
• 1:37:05
  He kept walking all over his I'll be back. I'm gonna go to
• 1:37:09
  the bathroom. I'll be back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll
• 1:37:11
  be back. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. And I'm like, the
• 1:37:13
  bathroom is this way though, He's like, yeah, I'm just I'm where
• 1:37:17
  the bitch is that you know over here around you watching. Yeah, they're
• 1:37:23
  getting paid to see someone's gotta see, all right, they're getting paid to
• 1:37:27
  be seen. Someone's gotta see. Actually time that we had him once but
• 1:37:31
  a couple of times every time he wanted to go to the bathroom, and
• 1:37:34
  I'm just like, bro, we're doing coke right here at the booth.
• 1:37:38
  It's everything. You don't perform that day and side Getty would come with me
• 1:37:45
  too, or like yeah, because you guys were gonna go through coke.
• 1:37:48
  You know, I'm about to hide that bitch that is that he started working
• 1:37:57
  in the strict club. What's up side chilling? IM gonna see him this
• 1:38:00
  Saturday, George's birthday. Yeah party at George's birthday April four, George press
• 1:38:06
  stories at the comedy store. Willie Barsenna, George, the squad Green room
• 1:38:12
  is gonna be lit, pull up, wait so so so the room is
• 1:38:15
  in the main room, Main room, bed thirty. Are you gonna perform
• 1:38:20
  maybe at the end of I hope these these fools don't run the light,
• 1:38:24
  which they're known for, which if I do, it will be like one
• 1:38:27
  is Willie on the show? Oh yeah, will be adding someone. Oh
• 1:38:31
  for sure, you're running late. Yeah, it's gonna be a good crowd.
• 1:38:35
  They're gonna just be get like fuck that light. Let's keep that's what
• 1:38:39
  it is. If if if, if it's a great crowd, nobody ever
• 1:38:42
  wants to get the fuck out stage. It's like, bro, you're killing
• 1:38:44
  I know, yeah in that room. Yeah, yeah, slowed out too.
• 1:38:48
  Yeah, I saw the first person bomb at the comedy Chaos. Were
• 1:38:54
  you there? That's where? Yeah, before I want to say his name,
• 1:38:57
  did you see the person who bomb? So I wasn't even watching the
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  show like that was in the room. He's like, I was in there
• 1:39:03
  smoking weed. Yeah, he's sucking Day's hot chicken. Man. I was
• 1:39:09
  living the lavish. Yeah, that's what the sponsors, that's the Yeah,
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  we chicken. I was hungry, man like. I had a good time
• 1:39:16
  and I went like second to last, So I was I was able to
• 1:39:20
  like, yo, kick it here and chill likes, you know, and
• 1:39:25
  then not worry about ship till the end. Yeah, kind of chaous was
• 1:39:30
  cool though. They had some guy that was like talking through his phone.
• 1:39:32
  I was impressive, like in a way like crazy impressive ass fuck but but
• 1:39:39
  but but we'll talk shit on these girls dunking on the fucking field and was
• 1:39:44
  a woman up there and talking a woman talking like a ro you'll get off
• 1:39:47
  the stage bridge for I push you off. She probably there talking about her
• 1:39:54
  pussy anyway, so it doesn't matter like I'm talking about fucking he's about you.
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  I don't like female rappers neither. No, Actually, what's her name?
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  Uh no, horrible, horrible, hard to be horrible, little mom.
• 1:40:12
  What little mama, little mama? What's her name? Remy? No,
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  not remy mom. The one that we just had, the one that
• 1:40:16
  was just sick that we had the yellow things. Young mom, Young momaya
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  hard. She goes hard as spot. She do, she does, she
• 1:40:25
  goes hard at spot. I feel like she has the big I think that's
• 1:40:28
  I don't know, I want to say it, but it was like,
• 1:40:30
  why you like young mom so hard? Cool? She go harder on the
• 1:40:36
  edges. You like girls like that. I fuck her. She had a
• 1:40:42
  hot girlfriend, like a three. There's not many dude, dude, who
• 1:40:47
  would fucking say they would fuck. I just just think a vote around.
• 1:40:54
  I just gonna be a note from me, dog, what about you?
• 1:40:57
  Dog? It's probably gonna be a note from her too for me. Yeah,
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  it's just fire though. She always got fire as bitches. What you
• 1:41:03
  do that doesn't take her out of the equation. Bro, you don't know
• 1:41:08
  to worry about her. There's enough female on the road you're like, yeah,
• 1:41:10
  yeah, you're there either pussy out and you're boning the hot because hot
• 1:41:14
  as shakes. Bro. Yeah yeah, bro, she I've never looked at
• 1:41:20
  her and thought about her in like a sexual manner. The talk about Megan
• 1:41:24
  the Stallion dog. Yeah, like that is you talking about fucking young man?
• 1:41:31
  Bro? She probably peg you dude. I'm just saying, well,
• 1:41:38
  we'll probably she's gonna be like eggs weather holes, bro. And I'm like,
• 1:41:43
  you know what she said, weather holes? Bro? What if?
• 1:41:47
  What if were you about music video? What if were you about the bone?
• 1:41:50
  She has boxers on n Okay, that might be a quick I might
• 1:41:55
  take it back like she has some boxers on bro, instead of like a
• 1:41:58
  thong. Bro. Oh, I don't think your man got boxes. Man.
• 1:42:02
  She don't wear Underworld. She that hardcore bro. She just lets it
• 1:42:06
  hang to the left, yo. Yeah, but I mean then you just
• 1:42:16
  made her a dude. He was like like young I was like, I
• 1:42:19
  got all the female robbers. I was the last one. I thought you
• 1:42:21
  was gonna mention that is very like. I was like. He was like,
• 1:42:25
  hardy beat trash. Yeah, there we go, don't master, Yeah,
• 1:42:29
  Bro, that's I was like, what then? Then you took it
• 1:42:31
  with an extra an extra level, said, Yo, my hot check was
• 1:42:38
  but I got to be part of them. Okay, let's get into scenario
• 1:42:42
  a little bit more. All right, would you feel uncomfortable and that she's
• 1:42:48
  I'm not gonna ask she's gonna pack, okay, but I'm saying if let's
• 1:42:51
  just say like just like all right, we're boning, right, but she
• 1:42:55
  wants to fun the chick with a strap on too, you let's the only
• 1:43:00
  thing in the equation. Nah, but she's not. She's like, yo,
• 1:43:02
  we she here because of me? H yeah, yeah, you gotta
• 1:43:08
  go to and and and she don't need and the strap on it is bigger
• 1:43:11
  than you. The only reason, yad only reason y'alls an equation is because
• 1:43:15
  she got some like that toy is gonna be bigger than you, regardless even
• 1:43:18
  if she gets the out equation I said the beginning, I said it.
• 1:43:24
  I've said it for me. And the only reason young Mom's in there it
• 1:43:27
  is because she got some like finance bitch. I see it, dude.
• 1:43:30
  Somebody said, somebody said, that's a handsome woman. Bro. You know
• 1:43:33
  the woman bro, but you fuzzy still gotta it, still got but you
• 1:43:38
  know, like it's not that's not trick. I'm bro, that's not necessarily
• 1:43:41
  need to be strip club dropped the strip club Young Mom's there. There's a
• 1:43:45
  stripper your bible with the stripper and the strippers, like, she gotta come.
• 1:43:47
  I'm like, fuck, mark turned on. She's been talking on my
• 1:43:51
  dick for like three hours hours and I'm just like, what young mom gonna
• 1:43:56
  do. I'm just saying it was out. I'm not fucking young mom.
• 1:44:00
  I never saw it, and you have to you gotta making these half to
• 1:44:03
  scenarios. I'm just she's the golden goose. No, I'm the golden goose.
• 1:44:10
  No, you know, I'm the one with the dick, the guy
• 1:44:12
  with the dicks, the golden goose. I gotta dick. I'm the golden
• 1:44:15
  goose. There's two females that I'm the golden goose. I'm getting fun with.
• 1:44:17
  You had to say I'm the golden goose. Xavier, You're not making
• 1:44:19
  sense at this point. Please don't give him no more beers and his last
• 1:44:25
  Yeah, no more, bro, Like this is making cut offs. Yeah,
• 1:44:29
  who was a six five k XG thinks like a nineteen year old girl.
• 1:44:33
  Oh yeah, dude, if you were in the game show, that'd
• 1:44:39
  be the first time, like a like a love game show would be the
• 1:44:41
  first time somebody punched a contestant. Like a woman would just be like fuck
• 1:44:45
  this guy broking about. Yeah, it'll probably be like a Lizzo bitch too,
• 1:44:50
  bro Like, she'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
• 1:44:53
  Just some New York fat bitch, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 1:44:57
  hey, son, I'm gonna show you why the fuck Tim's is hard
• 1:45:02
  gonna stop. She's like, I heard you like Tims. Yeah, yeah
• 1:45:06
  I had to. I had to be wearing Tims that day. Bro.
• 1:45:10
  I'm just saying I feel like you've given this a lot of thought, bro,
• 1:45:15
  Like, man, keep adding. I mean you said a lot of
• 1:45:18
  thoughts. At the barbershop young moms on and it was like would you fuck
• 1:45:21
  her? And the barbershops like, well what do you mean? I was
• 1:45:26
  like, would you smash? And there was like, well lesbian, does
• 1:45:28
  that include a girlfriend? Yeah? But what thought? Some thought was brought
• 1:45:31
  into this at the barbershop, you know, playing, and someone's like,
• 1:45:34
  yo, the barber shop, okay, but did you bring it up or
• 1:45:36
  did they bring it? I just said the music playing. Someone's like,
• 1:45:40
  what you fucker? And I'm at the barbershopping was that someone? And we're
• 1:45:44
  like, how hot is the bitch? And we're like she tam my boy.
• 1:45:46
  But what if like young mom just want you thought, this isn't the
• 1:45:51
  scene there I'm talking about and you girlfriend she has like she just walked up
• 1:45:56
  to you like you just got done doing her Okay, she talks about you.
• 1:46:00
  That would make me the games food of the world. If I'm just
• 1:46:01
  talking your mom pretty much game for they do you want to take you out?
• 1:46:08
  Like taking you like like take no, no, not even not even
• 1:46:13
  in the nice restaurant ro No. If she's taking take lizz how are you
• 1:46:16
  you guys know how much I hate Lizza. I'd rather go on a date
• 1:46:18
  with Lizzo. Like, but Lizza gotta pull you. You're like like Liz
• 1:46:21
  will like pull you and take you to like a nice steakhouse and then like
• 1:46:25
  drive you back to the like show for you back to the rich Carlton,
• 1:46:28
  Have you take a bath? And then like you know what I'm saying,
• 1:46:30
  bad yeah, bad dog. She don't cheat like that, like she got
• 1:46:34
  pegging me if I'm taking bath dogs just wanting to smell good bath. She
• 1:46:40
  don't want you to smell like the kind of like I said, if they
• 1:46:44
  know, fine bitch, it's like attending the equation young mom out the equation
• 1:46:47
  she got, she got, she got all right, Hey, somebody somebody
• 1:46:53
  said no side and night signals said no cameras low ki XG is down.
• 1:46:57
  I bet yeah, no, broyh Like if we didn't know, so you
• 1:47:01
  won't get caught. Yeah that is young Mom's girlfriend. You don't get caught.
• 1:47:06
  Yeah, that's what I mean. It might be two girls and being
• 1:47:11
  young Mom. No what I mean one of them she's not with no more,
• 1:47:14
  but brood we go. Hey, bro, she just looked too much
• 1:47:16
  like a dude. Bro, Like, I just can't see myself boning that.
• 1:47:20
  You're not boring another chick there, like you guys just just there.
• 1:47:26
  Name one porno that the three people there are not fucking record. Yeah,
• 1:47:33
  bro, Bro's gonna turn into the color orange for you real quick. Yeah,
• 1:47:38
  I beat rupt, though, I'm not worried. She could fuck you
• 1:47:40
  up. Bro, young mom will fuck you up. I got money on
• 1:47:44
  her. Bro, she'll fuck you up. Both of them. Can you
• 1:47:50
  catch her with one? Both of them can beat me up. I'll give
• 1:47:53
  you that big team up on me. I'll give them that. I'll give
• 1:47:56
  a couple that put it as a poll. Who's winning you or or X,
• 1:48:00
  Yeah I want to That's like, bro, you you fight a young
• 1:48:04
  man is like fighting the girl version, you know what I mean. That's
• 1:48:08
  that's about you fight. I learned the thing with Eddy Broble. You don't
• 1:48:13
  think Eddy Probo taught me the cop. He doesn't make you. That's not
• 1:48:15
  that's not throwing hands. That's grappling. Bro. What throwing hands is very
• 1:48:20
  unpredictable. Bro. When somebody wants to square up with you on some street
• 1:48:23
  shit, that shit really ain't gonna come into play unless you really like get
• 1:48:28
  hand in hand like it's wait. You fake you fake it, You fake
• 1:48:30
  it, you fake they you thought you go down when you're on the floor.
• 1:48:32
  You grapple dude. People in the chaveling people are saying, exg putting,
• 1:48:39
  putting, getting put to sleep food. She'll fuck you up, young
• 1:48:44
  moll all day. She gonna take your manhood. X gonna get crossed and
• 1:48:49
  knocked out by some girl dying right now. And then no, Great cann't
• 1:48:58
  find this too because somebody said Great was grateful and said Eddie Brabble taught you
• 1:49:01
  how to fight women. So clarify this please for the people said put a
• 1:49:08
  sleep first, of all said put a sleep. I didn't say he taught
• 1:49:11
  me how to fight anything. I said, he taught me little technique,
• 1:49:13
  little little chokes, chokes. You know how he teach you? How did
• 1:49:17
  he teach you? He choked you? Eddie problem class. I'm taking a
• 1:49:26
  couple of them. I don't post that just because I'm not like man real
• 1:49:30
  quick dog like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:49:34
  y'all, y yeah. Ali Brad said, all she needs to do is
• 1:49:39
  bend X's fingers back. You know you gotta take you gotta take a woman's
• 1:49:45
  self defense corps Corse dog the way. You know, you gotta fight fair.
• 1:49:50
  You think they'll let me, they let bobby him. Who's the golden
• 1:49:57
  goose? XG or young mom? What is it? They're just starting to
• 1:50:04
  It looks like she's leading the way. If she gets harder the golden goose.
• 1:50:08
  If you don't get hard on as a problem, it's not I mean,
• 1:50:11
  we meant like, who's more valuable for society where I'm talking about it.
• 1:50:15
  Sometimes she'll hitch in the face with her strap on. Bro dude,
• 1:50:23
  she probably she probably has like you know, like different dicks for different scenarios,
• 1:50:29
  Like yeah, I bet I bet that's probably how it goes down.
• 1:50:35
  She pushed shot moy on it for you, she put up, she used,
• 1:50:40
  she used a Pikachu on your I'm not fantasizing about about I never fantasized
• 1:50:45
  that her fu pigging me. I just said, yo fu her girlfriend.
• 1:50:47
  And someone's like, if she's gonna be there, I'm like and then he
• 1:50:49
  was like, yeah, what she's doing when she did watching? She loves
• 1:50:54
  watching. She let me get in there. Son. Hey, but uh,
• 1:51:02
  shout out to everybody who tuned in today. Thank you so much to
• 1:51:06
  our guests. Uh, Darren Davis, thank you. Thank you'all love being
• 1:51:11
  here. Thank you again, lank Bank, You're welcome here anytime, bro,
• 1:51:14
  you know what I mean? Definitely where can they follow you at for
• 1:51:16
  any upcoming shows? Or they can follow me on ign Twitter at King d
• 1:51:24
  City and uh that's it. Yo. Um I got a showcase at the
• 1:51:29
  Hollywood Improv on Tuesday, UM at seven o'clock in the lab. Hell yeah,
• 1:51:33
  showcasing is a big step. Good luck, bro, Thank you,
• 1:51:36
  I mean and uh ray shout outs shout outs and Darren Davis for coming through.
• 1:51:43
  Come again, dude, thank you good yeah shout out see something man,
• 1:51:46
  Hey, bat of Doors for life real Yeah, follow me a morning
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  everywhere, Xavier. Did you know how talks with you was prior to you
• 1:51:59
  coming here? Man? I had a conversations, but you didn't know.
• 1:52:05
  He was like Andrew Tate Junior. I was like, where's the pizza box?
• 1:52:10
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• 1:52:14
  see you guys on Saturday, Little young mom, hit me up with your
• 1:52:16
  girlfriend? Only were your girlfriend though? I swear to gotten none of that
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• 1:52:25
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  We're gonna get through inside the scoop. It kept us premating Pacto here,
• 1:52:40
  and we should put pistachios here. It's like a little season them without the
• 1:52:45
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• 1:52:47
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