Latest / Privycast / Ep. 132 Plaskruis (Pee Crosses)
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- 0:01>> Hunter Hoover: Dirty and hippie go hand in hand. Modern day
- 0:04hippies are, again, those people who are out here trying
- 0:07to tell you that it is unhealthy to
- 0:09shower. You heard me.
- 0:11Unhealthy.
- 0:17Welcome back to privy. Privy
- 0:20is a podcast about bathrooms
- 0:23recorded from my home
- 0:25bathroom. I'm your host, hunter
- 0:27Hoover, and I love bathrooms. Welcome, uh,
- 0:30back, guys. Thank, uh, you for being here.
- 0:33Um, we've talked a number of
- 0:36times here on the show, um, in the
- 0:39past about the importance of the
- 0:41Porta potty. And
- 0:45here on privy, we've tried to
- 0:48even win a Porta potty. We entered,
- 0:51um, no less than three times
- 0:53the honey bucket Porta potty
- 0:56competition last year. And I gotta
- 0:58say, we didn't win. I'd love
- 1:01to know who won. You know, sometimes. I'm not saying that
- 1:04the people at honey bucket did this, um, because
- 1:07I don't think they did, but sometimes I feel like
- 1:10people do these online, like,
- 1:13giveaways and these online, like,
- 1:15competitions, and you never
- 1:18really find out if anybody really
- 1:21wanted. You know, you always hear all. This is how you enter, and
- 1:24you can see all the people that entered. But I feel
- 1:27like. I feel like I never saw who
- 1:30won. I'm. You know what? I. As I think
- 1:32about this, I'm gonna peek here and see if honey
- 1:35bucket ever actually posted anybody who won,
- 1:38because I fall pretty close,
- 1:41and, uh, and I feel like I would
- 1:44have seen it. You know, I'm saying, like, see, I don't
- 1:47see any. I don't see any bright, shiny,
- 1:50bushy tail faces with just ear
- 1:53to ear grins that they've won a brand new honey
- 1:56bucket. Like, I don't see that on here. I see a
- 1:59lot of them delivering honey buckets, which
- 2:02is great, but I don't see it.
- 2:05I don't know. Honey bucket, I
- 2:08would love to find out who has won your
- 2:11competition. Um. Um, it wasn't
- 2:13me. We would have put the honey bucket to
- 2:16great use here. It was going to be our little mini
- 2:19recording studio. But, um, we're back in the old
- 2:22steed here, my, um, home
- 2:24bathroom, if you can.
- 2:26Oh. Oh. Yep. See, the toilet paper
- 2:29has been placed on the roll facing the way that my
- 2:32wife prefers, and now it
- 2:35doesn't rip off the thing. So just another. Just
- 2:38another nail in that coffin. Um, but we didn't win.
- 2:41But as the weather gets warmer and
- 2:44the outdoor venues begin to
- 2:47fly, we are going to see
- 2:49more and more of not just honey
- 2:52buckets, but all porta potties popping
- 2:55up all over the place. Little portable places
- 2:58for people to do their portable
- 3:00business. Uh, and we've talked a
- 3:03lot about different aspects of
- 3:06the Porta potty history and lore and
- 3:09life. Um, we've actually
- 3:11recorded in a Porta potty twice
- 3:14now on the show. Once was a solo mission,
- 3:17and the other we were joined by none other than Josh
- 3:20Wehrman, friend of the show and former guest.
- 3:24Ah. And really, sometimes I get to this
- 3:27place with things. I've had people ask me a
- 3:29couple times, like, hey, are you
- 3:32ever worried about running out of stuff to talk about?
- 3:36And sometimes a little bare my sleeve
- 3:39here. Um, whatever that saying is, I don't know what that
- 3:42saying is, but I'm just gonna let
- 3:45you know that, yes, sometimes I do
- 3:48worry that I'm going to run out of
- 3:51bathroom material to talk about. And
- 3:53especially when we get to the world of Porta
- 3:56potties, I really feel like I have.
- 3:59That vein has truly been tapped. You know,
- 4:02I've really tapped that vein, and
- 4:06I feel like Porta potties is one of those things
- 4:09here on the show that I'm getting
- 4:12ready to be able to lay to rest,
- 4:14at least for now.
- 4:17As, uh, long as people keep pooping, I think
- 4:20we're going to keep having stuff to talk about.
- 4:24There are some corners that I think we are nearing the
- 4:27end. And one of these, like I said, is the
- 4:30world of Porta potties.
- 4:33There can only be so much
- 4:35new Porta potty technology.
- 4:38Right, right. I don't
- 4:41know. This is also one of those that has.
- 4:44Has truly lived in my
- 4:47notes app for some time. I m must
- 4:49confess, I've had to really
- 4:52stretch my research muscles to get to the bottom of
- 4:55this one, um, because at one point,
- 4:58I was Google translating web pages
- 5:01to get to the heart of the matter for our episode today. It's
- 5:04a tough spot. It's a tough spot
- 5:07to be in as a podcaster that does his own research,
- 5:10you know, I want to say something.
- 5:13I do my own research.
- 5:16There's podcasts. There's people out here who
- 5:18have someone else doing all the research for them,
- 5:21and then they sit down, probably spritz their
- 5:24breath. I didn't spritz my breath. I've got a
- 5:27fully uncracked polar seltzer. I'm going to rip that
- 5:30bee in just a second. But there's people
- 5:33out there that they probably don't even pay
- 5:36for it. They probably have some intern or
- 5:38some friend that they met in
- 5:41college doing all of their research for their show
- 5:44for them, and then they just sit down and
- 5:47look pretty
- 5:50and start talking, and
- 5:53they cover it as if they are
- 5:56professionals at that point, you're
- 5:58listening for personality only,
- 6:01and, uh, I'm just glad that's not. You're not here for
- 6:04personality.
- 6:09This information, try it again.
- 6:12Id. This information
- 6:14was sifted
- 6:17like I was, like, panning for
- 6:19little tiny nuggets of gold in a
- 6:22river in the backwoods of the Internet for this
- 6:25one. This one. There was some sifting that
- 6:28happened, but it's been in my
- 6:31notes app for some time. It's truly
- 6:34lived in my notes app for
- 6:36months, if not year or two.
- 6:40And in my notes app has been the simple
- 6:43prompt plascruis.
- 6:46I don't know if I'm saying it right. We're going to get into it in
- 6:49a minute. That's it. Just the word
- 6:52plascruis. And to the point
- 6:55where I think maybe
- 6:58I've known what this is for some time.
- 7:01And then it went in the notes app, and then
- 7:04I forgot what this was. And then it was just
- 7:07like, ooh. Every time I get ready to do an episode, I'd be like,
- 7:10what's that? Skip it, skip it, skip it, skip
- 7:13it. Um, and so here we are. We're here
- 7:16to talk. Let's adjust it.
- 7:18Oh, hey. We're here
- 7:21to talk about the plascruis
- 7:24I ventured forth, and I'm gonna tell you the
- 7:27story of this device.
- 7:36In the southeastern corner of the Netherlands,
- 7:39there's a region called the
- 7:41Achterhoch. The Achterhocht. The
- 7:44actor hook. I don't know. Uh.
- 7:47I don't know. That's just how I'm gonna say it.
- 7:50This region is often
- 7:53called the rear corner because it's a
- 7:56part of the Netherlands that, like, sticks out like a
- 7:59nub into Germany.
- 8:03Inside this aktorhoek
- 8:05region is a town called
- 8:08Lockham. Lockham is
- 8:11a small town of about 33,000 people
- 8:14today, just a little smaller than the town. I live here in,
- 8:17Albany, Oregon, Willamette Valley, Pacific
- 8:20Northwest, United States, North America, the
- 8:23world. But of course, we are
- 8:26not talking about Lockham today. That would be
- 8:28too simple. We need to
- 8:31talk about Lockham. Um, in the
- 8:341960s,
- 8:37Lockham in the 1960s, there lived a young
- 8:40man by the name of just Carlier
- 8:43going, m for it. Just Carlier
- 8:46in Lockem, Denmark. He was
- 8:4818 years old, and he was looking for something
- 8:51different, and he devised the plan with
- 8:54his brothers to throw an event, a
- 8:57music event. He
- 9:00and his brothers came
- 9:02up with the Lockham festival.
- 9:05The music festival, first held in
- 9:071968, was a three day music
- 9:10festival that drew about 5000
- 9:13people in the area. Now, Lockham
- 9:16today has about 33,000
- 9:19people. But I'm going to go ahead and wager a bet that
- 9:22Lockham, um, 60 years ago probably had
- 9:24about half that population, maybe a little
- 9:27more. And so what you have here
- 9:30is essentially the population of Lockham,
- 9:32um, like Pertineer taking
- 9:35on an extra half or third of its
- 9:38population in a weekend. It's wild,
- 9:41but it drew an extra 5000 people to the
- 9:44area. And we hear this today and we go, yeah, that's
- 9:46fine. Have you heard of the Vegas
- 9:49sphere or whatever they call that thing? It can hold like
- 9:52a, uh, uh, metric flip jillion people.
- 9:56Uh, the Lockham festival is not that crazy, but it was.
- 9:59Because this is 1968.
- 10:03It's likely that this is
- 10:06at the outset they were
- 10:09onto something. This is before the
- 10:12big music festivals of today. This is
- 10:15the outset of a lot of the modern rock and
- 10:18pop festivals. Coachella, Fyre Fest, pretty
- 10:20much any fest, and they got it. Corgi
- 10:23Fest, pork, beans and
- 10:26rice fest. Like, uh, I'm sure they have all of
- 10:29them. I wonder if they have a polar seltzer fest.
- 10:32You know what? I've talked about it enough already.
- 10:35We might as well just
- 10:41for all the ASMR people that are
- 10:44joining us in the bathroom. Whoo.
- 10:47Yeah, it's not, it's, it's not orange vanilla, but
- 10:50that nectarine lemon is not bad.
- 10:53But Juce Carlier and his brothers, through this
- 10:56Lockham Festival, uh, three day music
- 10:59festival, drew 5000 people. And
- 11:02juice brought this to
- 11:05the city of Lockham. And
- 11:07to give you some perspective,
- 11:10this was before Woodstock.
- 11:13It predates a lot of the, like, dirty
- 11:16hippies sleeping in the mud festivals.
- 11:18But this set just
- 11:21Carlier onto a lifelong
- 11:24trajectory and change. He became
- 11:27a well known event planner and
- 11:30event architect in the Netherlands.
- 11:33Nowadays, if you want to put on
- 11:36a big event like this, you can
- 11:38just rent, like, just
- 11:41about everything that you need to
- 11:44make it happen.
- 11:47Just. Carlier shared in an
- 11:50article to AV and entertainment
- 11:52magazine about how they quite
- 11:54literally had to invent the wheel
- 11:57when they came to throwing, uh, large outdoor
- 12:00events. One account noted how he and his
- 12:03brothers made a this, like, tall, rickety
- 12:06control booth out of like, old
- 12:09wood. So that way the techs had something to sit
- 12:12in during the acts. They had nothing
- 12:15because big fest, big outdoor
- 12:17festivals like were,
- 12:20if they had already happened, they were not very
- 12:23common. And so there wasn't like an industry
- 12:26where you have this stuff and you can go and readily find
- 12:29it. They had nothing, but they
- 12:31pushed on organizing
- 12:34concerts in Goffert park
- 12:37in Lockham. Nether in Lockham.
- 12:39Denmark, Netherlands, I don't
- 12:42know. I think Denmark and the Netherlands are the
- 12:45same. I say with a
- 12:48medium amount of confidence as a public high school
- 12:50teacher, that sentence could not have been more
- 12:53fitting.
- 12:55But they start holding and
- 12:58organizing these concerts in Goffert park,
- 13:01and they eventually start setting up
- 13:04in the lowlands. The Lowlands festival,
- 13:07which replaced the Lockham festival,
- 13:10they partnered with music industries, began to get more
- 13:13and more people at their events. In the
- 13:16mid to late eighties, Carlier came up
- 13:19with a plan for a large
- 13:21outdoor camping festival with
- 13:24multiple components to it.
- 13:27His. His normal, like, if he
- 13:30normally, if just
- 13:32was just show me that juice.
- 13:35Um, but if just was going to
- 13:38set out to hold a festival
- 13:41of this nature, he would have selected Goffert
- 13:44park. But the Goffert park and the
- 13:47area around it only had room for about 30,000
- 13:50people. What he was planning
- 13:53was much, much bigger than
- 13:55that.
- 14:03This, coupled with the ongoing trend of
- 14:06what I would like to call rampant hippie ism
- 14:10at these type outdoor,
- 14:12wallow in the mud festivals, it was going to
- 14:15be a rough look. Like, you get that
- 14:18many naked people who are smoking
- 14:21dope together. There's going to be some wild
- 14:24nakedness going on. Carlier says in his
- 14:27interview that many of the festivals that popped up
- 14:29were very hippie in Nature. And I'm going to key you in
- 14:32on something. This is, this
- 14:35is a hunter. Hunter's here to key in on it. Are you
- 14:38ready? Hippie
- 14:41is a code word for
- 14:44dirty. So when you
- 14:47say, oh, uh, he's kind of a hippie, you're
- 14:50kind of, you know, they're kind of like, they're kind of
- 14:53dirty. They smell weird, mostly because they
- 14:56probably don't believe in Showers or some
- 14:58Nonsense. Dirty and hippie go hand in
- 15:01hand. Modern day hippies are, again, those people
- 15:04who are out here trying to tell you that, that it is
- 15:06unhealthy to shower. You heard me.
- 15:09Unhealthy to shower.
- 15:12That's a notion that is put forth by,
- 15:16again, dirty hippies. Um, you know what's
- 15:18unhealthy? Let me tell you what's unhealthy.
- 15:21I'm gonna tell you what's unhealthy real quick. Having disgusting
- 15:24body stink. That's what's unhealthy.
- 15:27Like, if. If your armpits
- 15:30stink, scrub them down, brother.
- 15:34Uh, you, uh, know what's unhealthy? That
- 15:36your brain has rationalized that it's
- 15:39fine to make everybody else smoke. Smell your nasty onion
- 15:42armpit. Like, cut it out. Get yourself.
- 15:45Onions are an improvement. It's so
- 15:48dumb. Another nice code
- 15:51word for
- 15:54hippie nowadays is natural.
- 15:56Oh, he's all natural. Well,
- 15:59all natural smells like butt.
- 16:02So, like, sort yourself
- 16:05out. Like, they don't have toilet paper in nature. So the next time
- 16:08somebody's like, well, I am all natural, then we don't wipe
- 16:11your butt. You don't shower. Because
- 16:14here in the real world, we do those things. Yes. At one point
- 16:16in human history, we didn't, and now we do, and we ought to be
- 16:19thankful for it. Armpits stink.
- 16:23So does your breath said, like,
- 16:26juice, brush your teeth or something? I don't know, but
- 16:29juice was trying to clean it up. Uh, clean up this
- 16:32hippie scene. As Woodstock and other venues
- 16:35became famous for the nefarious deeds done dirt
- 16:37cheap in the bushes, he said, you know what would be
- 16:40awesome? If. If a
- 16:43person went to a music festival for
- 16:46the music and not to see
- 16:48people holding
- 16:51hands in the mud. Clean
- 16:54it up a bit. Just was onto
- 16:57something here. He's like, I want to clean up this scene.
- 17:00But in early days, he had to figure
- 17:03out all the little ways and all the little
- 17:05things to help make it cleaner. Like, now
- 17:08you can just go to event rental things,
- 17:11I'm sure. Honey bucket, uh, this is, like, this is.
- 17:14They're not a sponsor, honey bucket. If you want to
- 17:17be, you could sponsor
- 17:20us. I would take. I would take a free honey
- 17:23bucket. I would. I would
- 17:25shout that crap out every single episode.
- 17:28If I was recording from a honey bucket, you know, I would say it every
- 17:31episode, challenge issued
- 17:34honey bucket. But they didn't have a place
- 17:38to, like, go rent all this stuff, and so, like, to help
- 17:40make it clean. You couldn't just grab it like you do
- 17:43now. And so, in the same interview, he shared
- 17:46the process for inventing all this stuff. It
- 17:49kind of came out, uh, like, he literally had to
- 17:52do it. To not do it would be allowing
- 17:55to everybody to just progress in their
- 17:57own hippie natural
- 18:00stink, if you know what I'm saying.
- 18:03One such invention
- 18:06designed for the Monsters of rock
- 18:09festival in 1991, featuring AC
- 18:11DC, Metallica, Motley crue Greens,
- 18:15reich, and the Black crows. You get it?
- 18:18Pretty big names, except for a couple of those, sorry, guys, never heard of
- 18:21you. And this stop. This.
- 18:24This stop at. At the
- 18:27Monsters of Rock festival 1991, that
- 18:29came to the Lockham, Netherlands
- 18:32region of the Netherlands,
- 18:35um, was a multi continental,
- 18:38multi month long multinational
- 18:41tour that landed itself in the little town
- 18:44of Lockham, Netherlands. Because jus
- 18:47Carlier had made a name for himself,
- 18:50and he made a name for lockham.
- 18:53For this event, just Carlier
- 18:56put his innovation and inventor skills to the
- 18:59test and came up with an invention
- 19:02he called the cross units.
- 19:05Or as they have been known for some time,
- 19:08the piss cross, or
- 19:10in Dutch. And as it has
- 19:13lived in my notes app for the last
- 19:16year or two, the Plascus.
- 19:25The plascruis again
- 19:28came about as an attempt
- 19:31to clean up the grounds of
- 19:34the festival for the monsters of
- 19:37rock. One of the problems
- 19:40with standard porta potties is when
- 19:43they fill up too fast. People,
- 19:46likely men who simply have to pee when
- 19:49they are outdoors and truth be told on
- 19:51substances, are going
- 19:54wild. And you know, sometimes when you're
- 19:57in that place and the
- 19:59line for the porta potty is nine dudes
- 20:02deep, it's easier to just let
- 20:05it fly, hit the good old outdoors,
- 20:08pee into awe. Natural. You know what I'm saying?
- 20:11And that's great, except when you
- 20:14have a few hundred thousand people drunk
- 20:17and high and outside and toying with
- 20:20the idea of being naked anyway. Peeing where people
- 20:23are trying to sit and be drunk and fornicate in the
- 20:26bushes where there is also peeing.
- 20:29Happy. You can't just
- 20:31have people peeing wherever and
- 20:34you could see how they'd be like
- 20:37a, uh, thing you didn't want.
- 20:40Like you don't.
- 20:44When you go to a music festival, you don't want
- 20:47to have to navigate people's urine.
- 20:50And even though they had porta potties,
- 20:53there were people who were actively not
- 20:56using them because the lines were too
- 20:58long. And so jus said we
- 21:01got to give a people away to pee in public,
- 21:04but that is more sanitary and helps them pee
- 21:07in a desired contained location
- 21:10and situation.
- 21:13You have to lock the pee down. You
- 21:16have to lock the urination down. Really
- 21:18rein it in. You can't have
- 21:21pee flowing all over where
- 21:24people are trying to rock and roll, baby.
- 21:28You can't. And so juice
- 21:31juiced came up with the
- 21:34device called the plascruis,
- 21:37the p cross. Plas being
- 21:40the p of the situation and
- 21:42cruis meaning crew cross.
- 21:45Do you see it now? It is exactly what you
- 21:48think it is. An x shape. A
- 21:51cross shaped portable
- 21:54urinal porta potty for public urination.
- 21:57It doesn't have doors because you walk up and
- 21:59you use it and you walk away.
- 22:02It can serve four men in the
- 22:05space. A Porta potty would previously have
- 22:08serviced one. That's good.
- 22:11That's good for keeping bathroom, uh,
- 22:13times at a minimum and encouraging
- 22:16people to use these quicker options.
- 22:19Just Carlier came up with
- 22:22this just for this venue, for the
- 22:25monsters of rock festival at Goffert park.
- 22:28But it turns out the crews
- 22:31who worked the festival and the musicians
- 22:34and the people were abuzz about these
- 22:37p crosses in that interview,
- 22:40just says that they had to start making more and
- 22:43more of the psychoesses because they were an
- 22:46international demand. It became a
- 22:49thing. But here's
- 22:51what I'm here to tell you.
- 22:54I hear Hunter at, uh, host
- 22:57of privy, we've talked a lot about
- 23:00bathrooms. I would argue I
- 23:03have been around the bathroom block.
- 23:06And the troubling thing is, I have never
- 23:09seen one of these other than the Internet search.
- 23:12Check, uh, out privy socials. We'll put it out there.
- 23:15We all see them. I've never
- 23:18seen a picross in person. A plascruis in
- 23:21person. I long to. I long to use
- 23:24one. I want to stand atop and pee in all fourth.
- 23:27No, just kidding. Don't do that, kids. Don't do
- 23:30that. I think
- 23:33this would be an amazing addition to
- 23:35every state fair, every rodeo, every
- 23:38outdoor venue where you're going to have more than,
- 23:41like, a couple thousand
- 23:43people frequenting these
- 23:46outdoor urinal stations. And they.
- 23:49And, and here's the deal. We talked about this a
- 23:52little bit on the. The women's thing, but,
- 23:55like, they have women's versions of this kind
- 23:58of already. I think this would be an
- 24:01amazing addition. In
- 24:04addition to Porta bodies. I'm not saying get rid of those, because you know that
- 24:07there's somebody going to be trying to poop in the
- 24:09plascurist stand to poop. Like,
- 24:12don't do that. Don't poo in the stand to
- 24:14poop. Oh, this
- 24:17doesn't need to be a full hunters anecdotes, but it just came to me. So
- 24:20this last week, we. My children are in. Are in
- 24:23baseball. T ball and coach pitch. And there was
- 24:26a. There was a. There was a Porta potty on
- 24:29the grounds. And the Porta potty had one of those situations where it's got the
- 24:32Porta Potty classic with, like, this is the
- 24:35same Porta potty. They got absolutely decimated by
- 24:38the strawberry smoothie
- 24:40vomit a couple weeks back,
- 24:43if you remember. But it's got the
- 24:45traditional porta potty situation. But
- 24:48then just to the right of it, it's got the Porta
- 24:51potty urinal where, like, you can pee, and then you get
- 24:54to, like it. Like, marble runs pee
- 24:57down into the tank itself. Well,
- 24:59somebody had thrown gum into the urinal
- 25:03thing, and it had rinsed and it had, like,
- 25:05clogged the thing. That lets the urinal or the.
- 25:08The. The wet pass into the wet
- 25:11plus solid. And so
- 25:14you could tell, like, I went in, I didn't use it, because it's like, there's no
- 25:17way to not almost accidentally spill
- 25:20somebody's full bladder of pee all over you,
- 25:23but somebody had peed into it after this gum
- 25:26had, like, clogged the pipe. And there's just, uh.
- 25:29Like, a standing dog bowl amounts of urine just
- 25:32sitting there. And it's like, if you sit. If. If you sit to
- 25:35crap on this porta potty, your head's gonna be right next to the
- 25:37pea. Like, we can't be doing
- 25:40this. Every public park should have one of these
- 25:43stand to pee urinals. It's just a great
- 25:45idea. I could have used one that day at
- 25:48the baseball fields. And I'm just saying, this is either a plus
- 25:51or minus, depending on who you are. But you
- 25:54and three of your friends could join
- 25:57hands in a kumbaya of urine
- 25:59around the plastruists and hold hands in
- 26:02a four way pea circle,
- 26:05all while still being in your own little
- 26:08plascruess cubicle.
- 26:10It's. It's friendship. It's
- 26:13brotherhood. Perfectly, perfectly
- 26:16embodied. It's almost like, you know, uh, we
- 26:19should get the porta potty. Like, reach around, hold hands to the porta pot.
- 26:22Oh, that could be good. It's truly a neat thing. The
- 26:25plastruists, we need more of them in our lives.
- 26:28I long to use one. I long to see one.
- 26:32This week on privy, we celebrate the ingenuity
- 26:35of just Carlier for coming up with the idea.
- 26:39I long to experience it
- 26:42in its own capacity. One
- 26:45day, the plastruess.
- 26:53This brings us to the end of another
- 26:56episode. Thank you for being here. Thank you for
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- 27:14what?
- 27:17There's mystery weird on the back of the sign.
- 27:20I don't know what that is.
- 27:26What the flip?
- 27:30I don't know. Okay, we're gonna put
- 27:33that over there and pretend like that never happened. Sorry, everyone. Um,
- 27:36but we. You know, we got five stars.
- 27:39We'll poop here again. You know, just the. Just the little
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- 28:30world. And that free world was not always free and that we're
- 28:33working toward cleaner water for all. Ah. Follow us
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- 28:44Comments? Concerns, feedback um, do you have a
- 28:47weird smell? Um,
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- 29:18to talk to you. Um, this brings us to the end. Another
- 29:21episode of Privy. Thanks to Kevin and Pottington for the use of their music
- 29:24this week. Thanks, Kevin and Poddington. And
- 29:27now, I'm going to say it one last time. This brings us to another episode of
- 29:30Privy. Keep pooping in the free
- 29:33world. Own your stank. Breathe more, push less.
- 29:36And now, as always, don't
- 29:39forget to flush it.