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- 0:01Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast. Cheers to Delmark making
- 0:04Speaker 1: the world a bitter tea.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Yeah, Spring yesterday, question Mark, Well, a lot of people
- 0:08Speaker 2: are saying it was, so we'll go with it. But
- 0:11Speaker 2: a wild start on the first of September over the weekend,
- 0:15Speaker 2: ninety thousand lightning strikes in the North Island alone, ninety thousand.
- 0:21Speaker 2: It was wild and I reckon the mixt A couple
- 0:23Speaker 2: of weeks are going to be really missy and unsettled
- 0:25Speaker 2: weather wires around the country.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I got woken up by a thunderstorm.
- 0:28Speaker 2: It was like it was all over the weekend on Saturday,
- 0:32Speaker 2: and my daughter and was like, you can get lightning
- 0:34Speaker 2: and thunder and see it and you're like, Jesus shell
- 0:36Speaker 2: not no, they just keept going. Did it start to
- 0:39Speaker 2: rok because sometimes it was strangel they keep going, lightning,
- 0:43Speaker 2: thunder going on around.
- 0:45Speaker 3: I'm standing by a tall metal pole. I'm not down
- 0:48Speaker 3: for this.
- 0:49Speaker 2: I was like, and I felt like a bad period.
- 0:50Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to go stand under the shelter
- 0:52Speaker 2: and watch from quite far away.
- 0:54Speaker 4: Sometimes it's great if you can get a car park
- 0:57Speaker 4: just on the edge of the court and you look
- 0:58Speaker 4: through the wine I'm definitely watching. I'm saying, yeah, no
- 1:04Speaker 4: good sport. And you know, God form the nitball force
- 1:06Speaker 4: behind a weeken love it.
- 1:08Speaker 2: They plow on and the thing was so okay, sorry
- 1:11Speaker 2: to go on. This ran going inside. You've been to
- 1:14Speaker 2: the Sable courts before. There are three courts inside and
- 1:17Speaker 2: no one was using them.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Like premiers but doesn't want it was.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Like it was lightning and thunder and there are three.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Courts and how they could have decide who gets a
- 1:25Speaker 3: three courts.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Hat like us?
- 1:28Speaker 4: Some lucky souls get to stay dry.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Great sports, like no rubbish bins there either, I find cafe.
- 1:40Speaker 4: But then I was leaving the other night. They were
- 1:41Speaker 4: just people are just leaving mounted of a rubbish on
- 1:43Speaker 4: the court.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Wants to take it with you.
- 1:48Speaker 4: People are like, well buy some bins in, I'll just
- 1:51Speaker 4: leave it on the court.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Hey were speaking of all things. Daughters. My daughter Poppy
- 1:55Speaker 2: bry she just comes.
- 1:56Speaker 4: And sporadically and rearranges my phone from time to time.
- 2:00Speaker 4: So about six or seven months.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Ago it was it color coded last time.
- 2:04Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, color coded all my apps so they all
- 2:07Speaker 4: set in little folders under different colors. And it really
- 2:10Speaker 4: threw me out because you're so used to your you know,
- 2:13Speaker 4: your automatic response just clicking on an app where it
- 2:15Speaker 4: is located.
- 2:16Speaker 5: And some of them, like the photos app is multiple
- 2:18Speaker 5: colors shedding it.
- 2:21Speaker 4: She's got all the grays together with your camera settings calculator.
- 2:25Speaker 3: That's aesthetically pleasing though, isn't it.
- 2:26Speaker 4: That's what she said.
- 2:27Speaker 2: She said aesthetic that's her word. Very mindful, very demure.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Here's another one that's the one they keep saying about.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Yeah demure. It's TikTok. It's gone from does mean though,
- 2:41Speaker 2: it's just one.
- 2:42Speaker 5: TikToker did a video saying this is how I do
- 2:45Speaker 5: my makeup very much.
- 2:47Speaker 2: You know how hot tours that. It was the phrase
- 2:50Speaker 2: very mindful, very demurs at the moment. So yeah, that
- 2:54Speaker 2: was so. Now I just know apps by their color,
- 2:57Speaker 2: you know, not by their designs.
- 2:59Speaker 4: You name it, app will tell you what color it is.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Porn Hub, I just.
- 3:13Speaker 4: Everything's categorized. U's a friendly experience.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Next, Making of social media. I want to play this
- 3:22Speaker 2: to you from UK and Media next, which will explain
- 3:26Speaker 2: I think the rabbit hole we all go down in
- 3:27Speaker 2: social media. That's in three minutes.
- 3:31Speaker 1: The heads that Jona wan Ben podcast.
- 3:33Speaker 2: You just been targeted by something You've done a bit
- 3:35Speaker 2: of digging and that there's a scam guing around it.
- 3:37Speaker 5: The yeah, this is Auntie giving you a PSR a
- 3:41Speaker 5: public service Announcements, Public.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Servers review recommendation.
- 3:48Speaker 5: These are Facebook ads that go around and I've seen them.
- 3:51Speaker 5: Nothing to do like no disrespect to the brands I'm
- 3:53Speaker 5: about to mention because they has nothing to do with them.
- 3:55Speaker 5: But like Peter Alexander and Country Road are the two
- 3:58Speaker 5: that I've seen, and they have like home were sale
- 4:01Speaker 5: or like sale on pajamas and you go through and
- 4:04Speaker 5: it all looks legit, so you're like thinking you're going
- 4:07Speaker 5: to get all these things for like ridiculously cheap. And
- 4:11Speaker 5: then the only thing that eluded me was that the
- 4:13Speaker 5: u r L has nothing to do with the brand.
- 4:16Speaker 3: It'll say like store closing sale or something nothing to do.
- 4:20Speaker 5: With the shot that you're in. So I just did
- 4:23Speaker 5: a week Google search and these scams that are going
- 4:25Speaker 5: around these days. These websites are like created a month ago.
- 4:28Speaker 5: The reviews are all fake. So you you once you
- 4:32Speaker 5: go through and put all your credit card details in,
- 4:34Speaker 5: you think you're getting all these things and the stuff
- 4:36Speaker 5: never comes.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Well, they've really leveled up.
- 4:39Speaker 4: It is hard to predict now, especially when you're his
- 4:42Speaker 4: old mate. Back to Whe's he going, yeah, a I
- 4:46Speaker 4: we're talking with our one of our bosses, Craig, And
- 4:50Speaker 4: he said he he gets tonight tonight. Yeah. And so
- 4:58Speaker 4: he was fed and air with Bruce Springsteen talking, go,
- 5:02Speaker 4: hey man, after all my years of rocking out to
- 5:04Speaker 4: Born in the USA, I got to to know and
- 5:11Speaker 4: he's like, oh, well here and he had a solution
- 5:13Speaker 4: that you could put your credit card and there's this
- 5:15Speaker 4: wonderful medicine you can take, and Craigs all, that's interesting.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Next day, Mick Jagger's doing the same thing.
- 5:20Speaker 4: And then he's like, hold on, why would Bruce Springsteen
- 5:24Speaker 4: and McJagger two are probably the wealthiest musicians on the
- 5:27Speaker 4: face of the earth have to resort to doing an
- 5:30Speaker 4: influencer campaign. Then he looks closer and the lips, the
- 5:34Speaker 4: movement of the lips was just slightly off, but he
- 5:37Speaker 4: had to look really hard fakes.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Yeahs, you're right, Yeah, it's kind of scary. What's happening now?
- 5:44Speaker 2: Many people like, you know, Craig, it's smart God almost going.
- 5:49Speaker 4: To smart girl, you're smart too?
- 5:52Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 5:53Speaker 5: When no, almost, Yeah, almost clicked all my details in there.
- 5:58Speaker 2: I just don't trust anything.
- 6:00Speaker 4: Nothing that comes through texts, any emails being going mate.
- 6:05Speaker 2: You late.
- 6:05Speaker 5: For general rule of thumb, if it looks too good
- 6:10Speaker 5: to be true, like a cure for his tonight as
- 6:12Speaker 5: one million tonet, it probably is.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's see lesson this morning. Hey, next,
- 6:17Speaker 2: why toast was banned and caused an uproar in Wellington
- 6:20Speaker 2: just a couple of days ago? Were you would you
- 6:22Speaker 2: have eaten toast in this situation? Absolutely well, apparently you
- 6:25Speaker 2: weren't allowed a couple of days ago in Wellington. But
- 6:27Speaker 2: it's back. We'll tell you why next.
- 6:29Speaker 1: On the Hats the Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 6:32Speaker 2: Wellington Hospital and the news of the last couple of
- 6:35Speaker 2: days they got rid of toast. Wasn't their decision, but
- 6:38Speaker 2: they got rid of toast for mothers who had just
- 6:41Speaker 2: given birth. It was off the menu and it sparked
- 6:44Speaker 2: a bit of public outrage. And now toast is back
- 6:47Speaker 2: on the menu.
- 6:47Speaker 4: According to why you say it wasn't their decision, but
- 6:50Speaker 4: whose decision was it?
- 6:51Speaker 2: They said, I got advice from dietitians because someone asked
- 6:54Speaker 2: for a toast after they'd given birth. And they said, oh, sorry,
- 6:56Speaker 2: we can't do that anymore. We've had our breed supply
- 6:58Speaker 2: taken off us.
- 7:01Speaker 3: Good luck. Saying that to a woman is.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Just getting Yeah, I love toast, and I'm really sorry.
- 7:06Speaker 2: And then obviously it went out on social media. Now
- 7:09Speaker 2: they've gone, okay, it's now an option.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Yeah, social media a bit of a
- 7:14Speaker 4: social media But she does get results? Does it does?
- 7:18Speaker 4: Sometimes it does companies, buddy or organizations. They parts of
- 7:22Speaker 4: their body really shrivel up as soon as the social
- 7:24Speaker 4: media campaign starts to get Oh god.
- 7:27Speaker 5: Those are women that have just been nine months being
- 7:29Speaker 5: deprived of so many things.
- 7:31Speaker 3: And then you're like, we just want just a piece
- 7:33Speaker 3: of toast.
- 7:34Speaker 4: You're allowed toast while you exactly.
- 7:35Speaker 3: Yeah, so give it to them afterwards too, Like, just
- 7:38Speaker 3: give them.
- 7:38Speaker 2: What they want, what they want. Yeah, you're right, But
- 7:40Speaker 2: a lot of people have that that meal or that
- 7:42Speaker 2: one food item after giving birth that they haven't been
- 7:45Speaker 2: able to have. What was it for you?
- 7:47Speaker 5: Mine was like poached eggs, runny eggs. Not really supposed
- 7:50Speaker 5: to have those.
- 7:51Speaker 2: Yeah, some people are very strict.
- 7:55Speaker 3: A glass of bubbles and a sick no.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Tail, much like my wife sushi was a big thing.
- 8:02Speaker 2: You know, Salmon sushi is what produced Taylor want once
- 8:05Speaker 2: after she's given birth, and I.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Just wanted to hummus too. You're not supposed to have that.
- 8:08Speaker 2: But how do you know who knows? Who knows all
- 8:11Speaker 2: this stuff? Hopefully the doctors.
- 8:15Speaker 5: It's like foods that can harbor some sort of bacteria.
- 8:18Speaker 2: I see, got the stuff on the deli section and stuff.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Some people are a bit more strict on it than others.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, someone who ate raw seafood all the way
- 8:26Speaker 4: through the fancy no issues.
- 8:28Speaker 2: I guess it's a gamble. Yeah, I mean you look
- 8:32Speaker 2: back probably to win our parents what sort of wild
- 8:36Speaker 2: stuff they would have been.
- 8:36Speaker 3: We're smoking and drinking, I know, but.
- 8:39Speaker 4: It's not we turned into it.
- 8:41Speaker 3: Organ is careful but mindful.
- 8:43Speaker 2: If it's for the best exactly, if it's for the
- 8:47Speaker 2: best for it, you know, for a numbering child, then
- 8:49Speaker 2: you're going to do it right.
- 8:50Speaker 4: What's the one food that you would go into bat for?
- 8:53Speaker 4: You're like I would, I would fight for their food.
- 8:56Speaker 3: What do you mean, like my favorite food or I
- 9:01Speaker 3: feel like soap? I feel like soap.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Soup?
- 9:04Speaker 5: No isn't like to bet for it like soupers legit
- 9:08Speaker 5: and people don't give it enough credit.
- 9:10Speaker 4: There's not enough respect.
- 9:11Speaker 2: It's not like the one food you're like, geez, I
- 9:13Speaker 2: could do his soup right now.
- 9:15Speaker 3: You just do like I do.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Like that's such a random I mean, I don't mind soup,
- 9:20Speaker 2: that's for sure, but.
- 9:21Speaker 3: It's not a guy thing because my husband's like it's
- 9:23Speaker 3: just watery.
- 9:24Speaker 2: Like what it's great, you know, Yeah, but that's it's
- 9:29Speaker 2: either like an appetizer or like, I don't know, I'm
- 9:31Speaker 2: trying to think. I like lots of different types of foods. Yeah,
- 9:34Speaker 2: you're going to bed for hammers.
- 9:35Speaker 4: Yeah, if you had to fight to the death, would
- 9:38Speaker 4: be for snacking nuts or something.
- 9:40Speaker 3: Of like soup is more broad delicious. You went in
- 9:45Speaker 3: for hummus and.
- 9:46Speaker 4: Nuts, those many little peggets and nuts you can't even
- 9:49Speaker 4: put your fingers.
- 9:49Speaker 2: And yeah, get bigger ones. I can snack all down
- 9:52Speaker 2: snacking nuts, these nuts.
- 9:58Speaker 4: Let's check this out there. Maybe you did come off pregnancy.
- 10:01Speaker 4: What was the one food that you craved or the
- 10:03Speaker 4: one food that you would really go into bed.
- 10:04Speaker 3: Come off pregnancy or like your birth.
- 10:08Speaker 2: Come off. It's not an addiction. You come off if
- 10:12Speaker 2: you were cured of your.
- 10:14Speaker 4: Pregnancy of your six tunes.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Four for eight even the one food you go on
- 10:21Speaker 2: to bat for that you would what I would love
- 10:23Speaker 2: to hear from you this morning, fourth ights Eve, We've
- 10:25Speaker 2: got some help beats for your next that's some great food.
- 10:26Speaker 1: It is the Hats, the Hats, the Jonaan Ben podcasting.
- 10:30Speaker 2: With you on the hat. So it's senving us a
- 10:32Speaker 2: debate off the radio, and we thought, well, maybe we
- 10:35Speaker 2: should throw it out there on hundred the Hats or
- 10:37Speaker 2: four for eights. Even if New Zealand had amount Rushmore
- 10:39Speaker 2: Mountain and that's obviously would have presidents. So let's keep
- 10:43Speaker 2: taking away from the politics. It's just a four famous
- 10:46Speaker 2: kiwis carved into stone into rock. Who will those four
- 10:49Speaker 2: kiwis being? So it's a joyin waste text per money.
- 10:54Speaker 2: That would be the first that. Yeah, and then we
- 10:56Speaker 2: have a referendum about whether we should do the thing
- 10:58Speaker 2: which millions on there.
- 11:00Speaker 3: And now it's happening.
- 11:02Speaker 2: So we went through those twelve months of you're right,
- 11:05Speaker 2: it's not going to happen again. We're not going to
- 11:08Speaker 2: carve a mountain cook or something up like this. Does
- 11:12Speaker 2: it have to be a person?
- 11:13Speaker 4: Could we put like a sheep on there because I
- 11:15Speaker 4: feel like the sheep is you could do sheep. Treat
- 11:17Speaker 4: the sheep, treat the sheep. Who remember from years ago
- 11:20Speaker 4: we frosted the celebrity sheep were he was found overgrown.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Wasn't he in the in the Highlands.
- 11:27Speaker 3: And been shorn for ages?
- 11:29Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 11:29Speaker 4: And then we put them on an iceberg for some
- 11:31Speaker 4: unusual reason, remember that, to share it.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:33Speaker 4: Yeah, they flew him outo an iceberg that was off
- 11:36Speaker 4: the coast of the.
- 11:37Speaker 2: Superstar was it, like, why did they do that? Many
- 11:40Speaker 2: questions because as.
- 11:41Speaker 3: Soon as they shave off, he's going to be freezing cold.
- 11:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:44Speaker 4: Ice They put him in a helicopter. We did some
- 11:47Speaker 4: while and then he met like Orlando Bloom, didn't he.
- 11:51Speaker 2: I think all sorts of famous people came to Yellow
- 11:53Speaker 2: like you must meet the sheep, Like, okay, Yellowing, you're weird,
- 11:57Speaker 2: You're weird. Yeah, okay. We put it on our hats
- 11:59Speaker 2: break us on Facebook as well. Lots of comments coming through.
- 12:02Speaker 2: I'll read you some of the names. Judy Bailey, Mad Butcher,
- 12:04Speaker 2: Brisco's Lady and the nick minute guy that was four Lady.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Hillary is coming up a lot. Hillary.
- 12:10Speaker 3: I feel like.
- 12:12Speaker 5: He's got a note, but like you'd probably want to
- 12:14Speaker 5: put like the people that are on the notes, right.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Kate Chipper coming up a lot, Michael Joseph, he's a
- 12:20Speaker 2: savage coming up. Colin Meads, got old Colin Meads, Ernest Rutherford, Yeah,
- 12:27Speaker 2: lots of bility. James Bresco's lady is coming up. Lots
- 12:32Speaker 2: to top to ones. Would you get it?
- 12:33Speaker 4: You get into carve here and there? What about like
- 12:37Speaker 4: a big old jar of marmite?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Well, check up that.
- 12:41Speaker 4: You check up that item a bucket bowl, very popular
- 12:44Speaker 4: to New Zealand culture.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Yeah, Mart's Morris.
- 12:46Speaker 3: Is it Australian?
- 12:50Speaker 2: Okay? Honest?
- 12:52Speaker 4: A little bit more palatable really, I find finds it's
- 12:55Speaker 4: a bit soft.
- 12:57Speaker 3: I like both. But at the moment we've got vigimis all.
- 12:59Speaker 2: Day, have a Vigimo. I'll get eat either.
- 13:02Speaker 4: But yeah, well then we'll put a jar.
- 13:04Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want to.
- 13:07Speaker 3: It's Australian.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Joe's put through, Karen, Okay, is this is this a
- 13:12Speaker 2: pastake message? Okay? This Joe's come through and gone ed?
- 13:14Speaker 2: Hillary great, Lisa Carrington great, John O Lumber great, and
- 13:18Speaker 2: Ben Boyce. I'm like you had beat that you lost me? Yeah,
- 13:26Speaker 2: okay four four eight seven Andrew the Hats? Would you
- 13:29Speaker 2: chuck up there on the New Zealand's Mount Rushmore? Could
- 13:31Speaker 2: you put a Jarrem? I don't think like you can
- 13:33Speaker 2: put a jarra mar made up there. I feel like
- 13:34Speaker 2: it needs to be people.
- 13:35Speaker 4: You can put up iconic things.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we got the carrot and stuff like that.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, L and P bottle that's already got a statue.
- 13:42Speaker 4: Yeah, wads, who can we only put four things up
- 13:46Speaker 4: there for the people.
- 13:47Speaker 2: That's how they worked in America.
- 13:49Speaker 4: But hey, okay, first tack into the American's carving call
- 13:53Speaker 4: for mat yeah mar Mike Ridley from England.
- 13:55Speaker 2: There you go. So so we can't do that.
- 13:59Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a different label.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Though I think it was originally from England. Sanitarium bought
- 14:04Speaker 2: the rights to just distribute in Australia and New Zealand
- 14:07Speaker 2: back in nineteen hundreds. First person, you're chucking up on
- 14:09Speaker 2: New Zealand's Mount Rushmore.
- 14:10Speaker 4: Who's it going to be?
- 14:12Speaker 7: Hi?
- 14:12Speaker 8: I reckon Flats?
- 14:13Speaker 9: Murray Ball.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Oh, murray Ball is a good one.
- 14:16Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 14:17Speaker 2: You're thinking the dog character from foot Rock Flats or
- 14:19Speaker 2: murray Ball.
- 14:21Speaker 8: The dog character.
- 14:22Speaker 4: I think you're want to be like, who's that Murray Ball?
- 14:26Speaker 2: Look like going to the great for reflets. Yeah, you're right,
- 14:33Speaker 2: dog would be a lot more sensible.
- 14:35Speaker 4: Yeah, great, great, great though keeping coming through. You can
- 14:39Speaker 4: text as well. In New Zealand's Breakfast four for a
- 14:41Speaker 4: seven six forty on the.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Hats the Hits that Johona wan Ben podcast.
- 14:45Speaker 2: We're talking about if New Zealand had a mount rushmore
- 14:48Speaker 2: for iconic faces. I know in America it's presidents, but
- 14:51Speaker 2: we thought, why don't we see who would be there
- 14:54Speaker 2: if we were going to do this mountain iconic Kiwis
- 14:57Speaker 2: lots of course, lots of texts coming through his for
- 15:00Speaker 2: on the Facebook page as well, Brisco's Lady Patrick Ower
- 15:03Speaker 2: Save Dobbin and the blow on the pike cop guy.
- 15:07Speaker 4: But again you're great, love the blow on the pie cop.
- 15:10Speaker 4: But you're looking at a mountain of a face carve.
- 15:13Speaker 5: They have to be instantly recognized. Yeah, if they're going
- 15:16Speaker 5: to be on the mountain.
- 15:17Speaker 4: He once said to a guy blow on a pie
- 15:19Speaker 4: You're like, oh, and how long did it take a
- 15:22Speaker 4: carver's face? It was about twelve years easily, So you're
- 15:25Speaker 4: going to commission this work.
- 15:27Speaker 2: No, well, I don't know. I just said they've got
- 15:29Speaker 2: all great suggestions. You said ma Mic before, So.
- 15:32Speaker 4: Yeah, well Marma's out of the mix and found out
- 15:34Speaker 4: it's from the UK originally.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I kind of claimed it. It feels like we
- 15:37Speaker 2: have about wheetbacks. Yeah, we're great. I love weekbooks as well.
- 15:42Speaker 4: But again, a giant week poking out of the side
- 15:45Speaker 4: of a hill.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's a wheaty Yeah.
- 15:49Speaker 3: Someone ticks in the buzzy bee.
- 15:52Speaker 2: The buzzy bee very iconic.
- 15:54Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Carol with us on the phone, Carol Morning.
- 16:00Speaker 11: Change.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what a treasure with the yellow towel around too.
- 16:05Speaker 2: You have to carvel with the yellow to the iconic
- 16:07Speaker 2: yellow towel.
- 16:08Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, okay, Actually Jendles take Jendles stipulate the probably
- 16:17Speaker 12: threw the spinner in the weeks.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Then I was thinking just people, but hey, we're now
- 16:20Speaker 2: gone Marmite and potential Marmite and Jendles.
- 16:23Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Cheneral's great, great item to check out there.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Anyone I would want to know, is anyone from.
- 16:29Speaker 4: This era that you're like, you know, over the last
- 16:32Speaker 4: ten to fifteen years that deserves a spot on there
- 16:34Speaker 4: because you naturally gravitate towards the older.
- 16:38Speaker 5: Ed Hillary is the cake Shepherds. Yeah, Peter Jackson.
- 16:42Speaker 2: Jackson great await titty Yeah, undamn, Lisa Charrington, that come
- 16:46Speaker 2: up a couple of times. But our Grace ever Olympian,
- 16:48Speaker 2: you know, would have to be a contender for this
- 16:51Speaker 2: huge waste of taxpayer money that we're not going to do.
- 16:55Speaker 4: Four four eight seven, eight hundred the hits. Who would
- 16:57Speaker 4: you check up on there on New Zealand's Mount Rush.
- 16:59Speaker 4: We're going to have a great day, Carol and Thames.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Are you in the book of a hurricane?
- 17:04Speaker 9: Carol, I'm just driving home from work.
- 17:09Speaker 2: Well do you work overnight?
- 17:12Speaker 3: No?
- 17:12Speaker 8: I go to a gentleman self three every morning and.
- 17:18Speaker 4: We will ask, you know, for the questions. Do you
- 17:20Speaker 4: have a great day?
- 17:23Speaker 2: Yeah? Thanks Carol.
- 17:24Speaker 4: Billy Teese laugh, I was just loaded there.
- 17:26Speaker 2: This is iconic, iconic, He does it?
- 17:30Speaker 4: I think Billy te Des is a slide on the
- 17:33Speaker 4: great text here four four o seven The four Square men.
- 17:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bok thumbs up. You need a big thumbs
- 17:37Speaker 2: up from the four Square man.
- 17:38Speaker 4: The inter island are splashing.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Into the rocks. Just sinder for locking up the whole country. Yeah,
- 17:46Speaker 2: six yest radio hosts of the morning. I don't know
- 17:49Speaker 2: that was. I don't know who that would be. Cork
- 17:55Speaker 2: was the Tigers character. I thank god that in the
- 17:57Speaker 2: Marvel movies. Yeah, David, it's a great, great situ.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Someone also seduced at broadcasting. Legend Poor Holmes.
- 18:07Speaker 2: Remember Homes. He also had a song until You released
- 18:09Speaker 2: Lying in the Sand.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's right.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Homes was a legend.
- 18:17Speaker 4: It was legion of the game. It was radio broadcasting
- 18:21Speaker 4: in an area where you'd walk in here with a
- 18:22Speaker 4: siggy dangling out of your mouth. You wouldn't leave the studio.
- 18:25Speaker 4: You just fill it up with nekeotine and cancer.
- 18:27Speaker 2: So he was on Mount Rushmore. You want to Sigi
- 18:29Speaker 2: just just dangling out homes and a SINGI.
- 18:32Speaker 3: It looks quite good.
- 18:34Speaker 2: He got a good boys the hits.
- 18:37Speaker 1: That Jona wan Ben podcast.
- 18:38Speaker 2: According to some of us, including the show, We're going
- 18:41Speaker 2: to say we're in spring right now. But as I
- 18:42Speaker 2: mentioned earlier this morning, a spring arrived over the weekend
- 18:45Speaker 2: with ninety thousand lightning strikes in the North Island and
- 18:49Speaker 2: some unsettled weather over the next couple of weeks. As
- 18:52Speaker 2: we slowly creep our way this summer.
- 18:54Speaker 3: Spring's always a bit tumultuous.
- 18:56Speaker 4: Yeah, some of the lightning strikes are so loud. You
- 18:59Speaker 4: as the yeah, the elder statesman of the household. You
- 19:02Speaker 4: need to hold your you need to hold your stuff together.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Sometimes it's like crack and you're like, I know, because
- 19:11Speaker 2: you're a fright right he does. Here.
- 19:12Speaker 4: There's some loud ones over the weekend. But been spending
- 19:16Speaker 4: the last four days at a basketball tournament. It's been
- 19:19Speaker 4: really fun. Actually, you know those those times we are
- 19:22Speaker 4: driving out to stuff and sometimes you can go, oh,
- 19:25Speaker 4: I could be doing other stuff now, But actually you
- 19:27Speaker 4: really enjoy it, and you've got to appreciate it because
- 19:29Speaker 4: one day you won't be driving out there to sports games.
- 19:33Speaker 2: So no, I've really really loved it. Oscar, my son's
- 19:35Speaker 2: plays basketball.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Then I've realized I'm one of these people on the sideline,
- 19:40Speaker 4: not just on the sideline of the court. These are
- 19:42Speaker 4: like they've got grandstands with it playing so quite far
- 19:46Speaker 4: removed from.
- 19:46Speaker 2: The actual court.
- 19:47Speaker 4: But I'm sitting up there yelling advice down, get the
- 19:52Speaker 4: ball on the hoop, stop them from getting the ball
- 19:55Speaker 4: on the hoop. I can tell that people's like, yeah, well,
- 19:58Speaker 4: that's the idea of the game, know, And I'm just
- 20:00Speaker 4: yelling advice. And then I'm like, asked him on the
- 20:03Speaker 4: way home, I was like, can you hear what I'm saying?
- 20:05Speaker 2: Is like, no, kind of.
- 20:06Speaker 4: I can hear shoes squeaking, I can hear basketball. I
- 20:09Speaker 4: can sometimes hear the crowd cheering, but not it's not specific.
- 20:13Speaker 4: But and I'm like, who's this advice for. I'm just
- 20:16Speaker 4: yelling out of live commentary of the game to the people.
- 20:19Speaker 3: In the grand stands aggressivel supportive.
- 20:23Speaker 4: That's supportive, but then sometimes you're like a.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Supportive the actual Yeah.
- 20:31Speaker 4: But then halfway through a game, I was like, this
- 20:34Speaker 4: is a very redundant exercise. No one can hear me.
- 20:37Speaker 2: But I guess, well, maybe i'm mass and sport and
- 20:40Speaker 2: biggest sporting games as well. No one's going to hear
- 20:42Speaker 2: specific things people young out at the Warriors game or
- 20:45Speaker 2: you know.
- 20:49Speaker 4: The good one is do f it's a nice starts
- 20:54Speaker 4: some chants or something apparent chance risk.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Some of you there caught it on your phone, please
- 21:01Speaker 3: try and start a check.
- 21:01Speaker 2: I am one hundred going to do that.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Could you anything more awkward than to.
- 21:06Speaker 13: Stand up and defense and then to make your arms
- 21:13Speaker 13: like everyone's got and then and then start a time out.
- 21:16Speaker 13: How quickly you sit down and show I might even
- 21:18Speaker 13: bring a keyboard long d yes, I've stopped screaming advice
- 21:25Speaker 13: to no one.
- 21:26Speaker 3: Now read us to leave No, yeah, try the chart
- 21:33Speaker 3: do that defense.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Next, someone's got some feedback on our show. Now we're
- 21:37Speaker 2: going to hear and only listen to the show once
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- 22:22Speaker 4: Nadia Gibson has done this week. Nadia, good morning, how
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- 22:28Speaker 2: You know I'm good? Yeah? Our old mate Gibbo Beckett Yeah.
- 22:32Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know yeah. I have to spread
- 22:35Speaker 11: that name around and see if it catches on.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Have you warmed Johano's nickname he's given you yet?
- 22:40Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 22:41Speaker 14: I have.
- 22:41Speaker 11: Actually I was telling my mom about him. She's right
- 22:46Speaker 11: here by the way.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just before we chat to her? How is
- 22:50Speaker 2: she finding listening to our show and the hats?
- 22:52Speaker 11: Well, I didn't get up of six because I'm not
- 22:56Speaker 11: up there early listening to the show.
- 22:57Speaker 9: I get up a bit late. But when I when
- 23:00Speaker 9: I googled what time your show is and I told her,
- 23:03Speaker 9: I was like, it's from six.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Really early? She could again morning? I heard how much
- 23:17Speaker 2: of it? While we can talk to her about what
- 23:18Speaker 2: a burden that's placing on her day.
- 23:20Speaker 11: But you feeling to turn the radio down just now?
- 23:24Speaker 2: Oh you still listen?
- 23:25Speaker 1: Now?
- 23:26Speaker 2: Marian?
- 23:26Speaker 4: What have you given the show?
- 23:27Speaker 2: This was day one of the show yesterday that you
- 23:30Speaker 2: had to listen to.
- 23:32Speaker 11: Good I've got lots of comments, lots of suggestion would
- 23:34Speaker 11: you like to hear them?
- 23:37Speaker 2: A couple of today a couple tomorrow. I can't work
- 23:39Speaker 2: with too many, right, No, you're good.
- 23:42Speaker 11: I have only when you're sort of have your topics
- 23:45Speaker 11: of discussion. I've got the never say although I never
- 23:48Speaker 11: rung in.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Now, what do you want to say now?
- 23:51Speaker 4: Because what do we cover off? Yesterday there was a
- 23:53Speaker 4: deer Megan. Someone had written into Megan about their wife
- 23:55Speaker 4: not wearing a wedding ring at work.
- 23:57Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, no, absolutely she should put
- 24:01Speaker 11: her ring on and just you know she's married, just
- 24:04Speaker 11: wear it.
- 24:05Speaker 5: What's the point of being married?
- 24:07Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, you're right.
- 24:10Speaker 11: I totally agreed with you.
- 24:12Speaker 2: What are the topics do we cover off?
- 24:13Speaker 9: You?
- 24:13Speaker 4: So trying to remember after eight o'clock it was the
- 24:16Speaker 4: most amount of damage your kids had done?
- 24:18Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd say that they sold my
- 24:22Speaker 11: vintage Caine pushed chair at the side of the road
- 24:26Speaker 11: when they said could they get rid of all their toys?
- 24:29Speaker 11: And I said, yeah, you go on then, and they
- 24:30Speaker 11: threw all these toys into vintage Caine souls pram and
- 24:35Speaker 11: went out the front of the at the front of
- 24:38Speaker 11: the driveway and they sold some Wady came along and said,
- 24:41Speaker 11: I'll give you twenty dollars for the whole lot, Pram
- 24:44Speaker 11: and all.
- 24:47Speaker 3: She was so mad.
- 24:48Speaker 11: I was mad, and that constitute breakage. I have got
- 24:53Speaker 11: the radio playing everywhere, even in the car this morning,
- 24:56Speaker 11: where she's got a radio and the toolshid she's got
- 24:59Speaker 11: a radio the spear room and the radio is down
- 25:02Speaker 11: by the she's covered.
- 25:05Speaker 7: I'll come it.
- 25:06Speaker 4: What are you making in the tool shed there, Marian?
- 25:09Speaker 11: Oh, you wouldn't want what. I like repairing things. Yeah,
- 25:14Speaker 11: I like fixing things. He's a wire, yes, And I
- 25:17Speaker 11: like making things. But I've got to repair so much
- 25:20Speaker 11: and never get the chance to do anything new.
- 25:22Speaker 9: You need to be slowing down after a stroke.
- 25:25Speaker 2: But she's not. Well.
- 25:27Speaker 4: I love you too.
- 25:29Speaker 2: You're amazing. Hey, well, we're going to catch up with
- 25:31Speaker 2: you throughout the week.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Are there any work ons for
- 25:34Speaker 4: our show, Marian that you've listened to after day one?
- 25:37Speaker 11: You're god? Except that you know you could let me
- 25:39Speaker 11: know it's good time. Now that I'm onto the ID
- 25:41Speaker 11: sharing thing, can you kind of give us a bit
- 25:43Speaker 11: of a wave of water?
- 25:45Speaker 1: He's coming on.
- 25:49Speaker 7: No, no, they do.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Do you want to? You want to heads up with
- 25:53Speaker 3: the bounty and it's inside of Trading.
- 25:56Speaker 11: We'll just keep listening and now now I've got my
- 25:58Speaker 11: mom onto it, we'll have double the charts.
- 26:01Speaker 6: All right.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Hey, well we'll catch up with you guys soon. Have
- 26:03Speaker 2: a lovely day. Keep well, you mate. Somebody who doesn't
- 26:07Speaker 2: listen to the show, you can head to that stock
- 26:08Speaker 2: co dot Nz. Next the Tricks of the Trades. Yeah,
- 26:12Speaker 2: what are we saying in radio regularly? And it's a
- 26:15Speaker 2: complete lie? Like we're gonna come clean? All right?
- 26:18Speaker 1: That's next on the Hats the Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 26:22Speaker 2: And of course the Paralympics are on at the moment
- 26:24Speaker 2: on Paris. Some amazing, amazing performances going on. And one
- 26:28Speaker 2: of the athletes that's got a lot of attention over
- 26:31Speaker 2: the last couple of days. She's seventeen years old from India.
- 26:33Speaker 2: Shettle Davy is her name. But she does archery with
- 26:37Speaker 2: no arms, incredible with the feet. It's just an amazing
- 26:40Speaker 2: and just so incredibly good at it. She's very accurate, Yeah,
- 26:44Speaker 2: very accurate. So yes, she's creating a lot of attention
- 26:47Speaker 2: for how amazing she is. Sometimes you look at it,
- 26:49Speaker 2: this is more impressive than the actual room gripping the
- 26:52Speaker 2: arch with the toes pulling it back with their right leg.
- 26:55Speaker 2: It's just, yeah, a really amazing feat.
- 26:57Speaker 4: Well put it on the blody suit to sole a circuit. Yeah,
- 27:00Speaker 4: this type of stuff you see in selay is impressive.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Yesterday we had a dem Megan. Someone slid into your
- 27:06Speaker 4: DM's Meghan Noy but concerned their wife was going to
- 27:08Speaker 4: work taking off her wedding ring because she was in
- 27:11Speaker 4: the role of sales.
- 27:13Speaker 3: She reckoned.
- 27:13Speaker 5: It boosted her sales, so it seems as though she's
- 27:18Speaker 5: going to work and like there's some fluting happening or whatever,
- 27:21Speaker 5: and it was getting her more attention and more sales.
- 27:24Speaker 2: Those monthly targets through the roof. And she's not the
- 27:27Speaker 2: only one have listened.
- 27:28Speaker 14: Well, I had my diamond fall ATIM my wed episode
- 27:31Speaker 14: was sent in four repairs right and as I was
- 27:36Speaker 14: calling on my clients so we'd notice it and it
- 27:39Speaker 14: was like a total different person. On the other side,
- 27:42Speaker 14: I worked predominantly in the male industry. The sales came
- 27:45Speaker 14: in twice as much, even more.
- 27:47Speaker 10: Than ever I've been in a sales role before in
- 27:50Speaker 10: a male dominated industry. And I think, as long as
- 27:53Speaker 10: you're going to sound of it shallow, a good looking
- 27:56Speaker 10: woman with a bit of charisma and personality. They don't
- 27:59Speaker 10: really care. I've got the wedding ring.
- 28:00Speaker 4: Yeah, male dominated industries not a good advit for male
- 28:04Speaker 4: dominated industries?
- 28:06Speaker 2: Is radio a male dominated industry?
- 28:08Speaker 3: John split many?
- 28:14Speaker 4: Sorry, I can't hear you underneath the glass glass ceiling
- 28:17Speaker 4: of yours. Here, mate, we're up here a good time.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Megan. You know, like there could be
- 28:22Speaker 2: a lot more females on there, you know, and.
- 28:24Speaker 3: Maybe a management behind Yeah, maybe you're just all over.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for bringing up work, as I did ask
- 28:34Speaker 2: next week.
- 28:34Speaker 4: You get at salty about it ever, laugh Move on, mate,
- 28:38Speaker 4: it's a smart yeah, give us a small sweet anyway
- 28:45Speaker 4: you trade. There's all we want to know this morning.
- 28:46Speaker 4: Like taking a winning off to boost sales and quite
- 28:49Speaker 4: a clever employ if you just work. Because I don't
- 28:52Speaker 4: think this lady had planned on doing anything. She wasn't
- 28:54Speaker 4: going to heaven him.
- 28:55Speaker 5: And the husband said that too, He was like, I
- 28:57Speaker 5: trust her, I don't think she's going to cheat, but
- 28:59Speaker 5: made him feel unt So what.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Are the tricks of the trade? Maybe in your industry,
- 29:02Speaker 2: little things that you say, and they're not necessarily huge
- 29:06Speaker 2: lie or anything, but just little things that help you
- 29:08Speaker 2: get some sort of advantage in your out of work.
- 29:11Speaker 4: Yeah, we always say, and I'm going to appeal bet
- 29:14Speaker 4: the curtain again on the radio industry. He's really he's
- 29:17Speaker 4: really going that. You want a job radio doubling down.
- 29:22Speaker 4: You phone up sometimes you say, hey, man, can you
- 29:24Speaker 4: play us bring your song from Mark Ambell And we're like, yeah,
- 29:29Speaker 4: we'll get that on soon. Can I be honest, full.
- 29:31Speaker 2: Transparency, I have no intention of getting it on soon.
- 29:35Speaker 2: He's probably coming up though.
- 29:36Speaker 5: That's probably He's very popular if they if they ever
- 29:40Speaker 5: get a song on for you, it's because the song
- 29:42Speaker 5: was coming up anyway.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Sometimes though, to be fair, there are request shows.
- 29:45Speaker 4: There are there are shows, and a general rule, we
- 29:49Speaker 4: don't have any control over the music.
- 29:51Speaker 2: We don't. We can call, we can give Matt Anderson
- 29:53Speaker 2: our bosses number, we can ask that. We'll give a
- 29:56Speaker 2: direct line and he'll say I'll get that on.
- 29:57Speaker 1: So it or not?
- 29:58Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's the thing. You would make her a
- 29:59Speaker 4: quick teddy Swims paying pretty Swims will be like, hold
- 30:02Speaker 4: there a sick I'll just email our boss.
- 30:05Speaker 2: He'll come.
- 30:05Speaker 4: He might be at a meeting, Yeah, might come back
- 30:07Speaker 4: to Staly forty five minutes later and may or may
- 30:09Speaker 4: not get it on, depending on when the last time
- 30:11Speaker 4: Teddy Swims playing.
- 30:12Speaker 2: I'll tell you what right now for you, John Swims,
- 30:14Speaker 2: I'll get you Yeah I was coming up anyway, Yeah
- 30:18Speaker 2: it was, but I'll get that off for you John.
- 30:20Speaker 2: This let's go out to to John a little tricks
- 30:22Speaker 2: of the trade.
- 30:23Speaker 10: Though.
- 30:23Speaker 2: We want to know on your industry. Are you in sales,
- 30:25Speaker 2: car sales, whatever?
- 30:27Speaker 4: You doing a shop retail?
- 30:28Speaker 2: What are tricks of your trade that you do every day?
- 30:31Speaker 2: This one's for swarm.
- 30:35Speaker 1: You're welcome the hats the heads that John wan Ben
- 30:38Speaker 1: podcast talk about tricks of your trade, what you do
- 30:41Speaker 1: to make the sale, get the customer across the line.
- 30:44Speaker 4: Remember a few years ago we uh it was about
- 30:47Speaker 4: eight years ago, winning bought a calf my wife and
- 30:51Speaker 4: you know, after the process, the back and forth negotiation,
- 30:54Speaker 4: sitting in his office, Okay, hands behind the head, asserting
- 30:58Speaker 4: full power dominant. This was the guy sound in the car, Yeah,
- 31:02Speaker 4: isn't it. You know we had a boss used to
- 31:05Speaker 4: put his feet on the desk too. That was full
- 31:07Speaker 4: powered power dominance, wasn't it. But yeah, he on his
- 31:11Speaker 4: hands behind the behind the head, and he's like, we're
- 31:15Speaker 4: just about to buy the car. He's like, why use
- 31:18Speaker 4: your money when you can use ours? And then he
- 31:22Speaker 4: slid over a piece of paper for a wonderful loan
- 31:25Speaker 4: that we could take from the very high interest.
- 31:29Speaker 2: Why use your buddy when you can use Yeah, and he.
- 31:32Speaker 4: Was dead right, and so we used his money. It
- 31:35Speaker 4: was the hands behind the head, but tricks you trade.
- 31:38Speaker 4: Great text here from Richard four four eight seven obviously
- 31:41Speaker 4: works in the bacon game. What we do is we
- 31:44Speaker 4: opened all the windows in the shop to make it
- 31:46Speaker 4: colder inside, and then people buy more pies when it's cold.
- 31:51Speaker 4: They buy pie sales through the roof. Cheeky genius now
- 31:56Speaker 4: Grace producer Grace. In a former life, you were a
- 31:58Speaker 4: retail manager, Yes, I was. They're playing all sorts of
- 32:01Speaker 4: mind games.
- 32:03Speaker 7: We had a similar one to Richard, where would have
- 32:06Speaker 7: the ac so cold in summer. When people would walk past,
- 32:10Speaker 7: they'd feel it and then just come in because it
- 32:11Speaker 7: was so hot. And then from there they'd look and
- 32:13Speaker 7: then the store that's.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Really good, so much stuff that way, have it on
- 32:19Speaker 2: like nine nine degrees or.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Something freezing for us, yeah, good for everyone else.
- 32:23Speaker 4: And so what like when someone's trying something on you
- 32:27Speaker 4: and your heart. You know that it doesn't look good.
- 32:29Speaker 3: Did you lie to people? I always said I would
- 32:32Speaker 3: never lie.
- 32:32Speaker 7: I would suggest other things.
- 32:34Speaker 2: I could never do it.
- 32:35Speaker 3: I could never do it because that's just mean.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Did other people that were you told? Like you just
- 32:38Speaker 4: tell them it looks bloody good on them and make
- 32:40Speaker 4: that sale.
- 32:41Speaker 2: Definitely weird. Yeah, I've allay out of a.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Shop with a lot of stuff and I've got something
- 32:47Speaker 4: different to me that looks great.
- 32:49Speaker 3: You can always do that.
- 32:50Speaker 7: Oh like, maybe buy it, take it home and think
- 32:52Speaker 7: about it. You can always return it, but people wouldn't
- 32:54Speaker 7: have the effort to come back.
- 32:55Speaker 3: I always did that, always.
- 32:56Speaker 7: Suggest that returning so easy, but people never would.
- 32:58Speaker 5: Can you do you know if the mirrors and changing
- 33:01Speaker 5: rooms are concaved are slightly curved, because sometimes you look
- 33:05Speaker 5: and you're like, I look great, it's getting and then
- 33:09Speaker 5: you get home and you're like, this looks different at home.
- 33:11Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's a lighting thing for us.
- 33:13Speaker 7: We didn't have them, but I don't know.
- 33:15Speaker 2: Maybe they do now.
- 33:17Speaker 4: So is it worth WHI when we get to the
- 33:18Speaker 4: counter trying to haggle you down, Oh my god, no,
- 33:22Speaker 4: do people try.
- 33:22Speaker 3: And haggle, yes, and I can't do anything like it's
- 33:25Speaker 3: it's the price.
- 33:26Speaker 2: But some places I wouldn't say clothing, so some places
- 33:28Speaker 2: do go I'll give you, but i'll knock something off. Now. Yeah,
- 33:30Speaker 2: now is that it.
- 33:31Speaker 4: I'm already you know, it's already on the boxes being
- 33:34Speaker 4: sold for that price.
- 33:35Speaker 2: They're the lowest.
- 33:35Speaker 3: Price you can do.
- 33:37Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 33:37Speaker 7: What I used to do it was if you spend
- 33:39Speaker 7: a certain amount, you could get money back. So if
- 33:41Speaker 7: you had a big transaction, I would split it, split
- 33:44Speaker 7: it into two transactions. So you do the first transaction,
- 33:46Speaker 7: then I'd get you that money back to use on
- 33:48Speaker 7: the second transaction.
- 33:49Speaker 3: You're very nice everyone.
- 33:52Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a retail person with a heart. So you
- 33:55Speaker 4: could sleep at night. Some great texts coming through four
- 33:59Speaker 4: four eight seven. I always say, when someone asks for
- 34:01Speaker 4: a low price, let me just go out in the back.
- 34:04Speaker 2: And check with the manager.
- 34:05Speaker 4: I go out the back, have a babe, come back
- 34:10Speaker 4: and say the manager said they'll knock it off.
- 34:12Speaker 2: So look like you're ready doing things there right, So good,
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- 35:10Speaker 5: it's like it needs to be this high, nothing in
- 35:12Speaker 5: the background, then facing directly at the camera.
- 35:15Speaker 2: And upload money.
- 35:16Speaker 4: You're like, this is the one I've.
- 35:20Speaker 5: So I actually I managed to upload one and then
- 35:22Speaker 5: I got the email like the next day being like no, no, no, no, no,
- 35:27Speaker 5: system does not accept. You'd appreciate this, so I found
- 35:30Speaker 5: a picture of my one year old. It looked like
- 35:33Speaker 5: it was going to pass, but it was busy in
- 35:35Speaker 5: the background. So I used AI to clear the background. Yeah,
- 35:40Speaker 5: real clever, and they accepted it on the website and
- 35:43Speaker 5: then I got the message being like it seems that
- 35:45Speaker 5: this has been altered by artificial intelligence.
- 35:48Speaker 3: I was like, oh they know.
- 35:54Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 35:55Speaker 4: I was thinking if it couldn't detect day, that's a
- 35:57Speaker 4: big four in the passport system.
- 35:59Speaker 3: But you met as they do. So now I have
- 36:02Speaker 3: to try and get a photo of my one year old,
- 36:04Speaker 3: who is this is naming.
- 36:07Speaker 5: They have to be face on and if I managed
- 36:10Speaker 5: to get her looking at the cameras, everything.
- 36:13Speaker 2: Has to be right, particularly that age.
- 36:15Speaker 4: It's it's almost was just leaving them at home, just
- 36:18Speaker 4: like you stay here, we can't get your passport.
- 36:20Speaker 2: So because last night you was just showing us she
- 36:22Speaker 2: had quite a good hack.
- 36:23Speaker 5: So she was at her high chair, she was eating dinner.
- 36:26Speaker 5: I was like distracted, great, and so one of us
- 36:29Speaker 5: was leaning over the dinner table to get her face
- 36:31Speaker 5: on and I was holding up a white board behind.
- 36:33Speaker 3: Her because the background has to be clear. Can't do
- 36:35Speaker 3: it with AI. But I still haven't managed to get
- 36:38Speaker 3: her direct facing the camera.
- 36:41Speaker 4: It looked pretty good to me, but hey, I'm not
- 36:43Speaker 4: I'm not real me.
- 36:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to remember when Andy was young, my
- 36:48Speaker 2: daughter going into the chemist and we had to lie
- 36:51Speaker 2: her down. They put the sheet down, you know, the
- 36:54Speaker 2: gray background, and lay her down on the floor of
- 36:57Speaker 2: the chemist and then stood over the top to try
- 36:58Speaker 2: and get that done. That was a shambles like work
- 37:01Speaker 2: with him like twenty minutes trying to look at the camera.
- 37:04Speaker 3: It would have been easier if they were like babies.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:07Speaker 4: That was just the thing that always blows my balls.
- 37:09Speaker 4: As the passport saying you have the photo as a
- 37:12Speaker 4: baby that lasts for five or six years.
- 37:14Speaker 2: Yeah, they can travel on that photo.
- 37:16Speaker 3: For I know, they ask you their height. I was like, well,
- 37:19Speaker 3: give it a couple of months.
- 37:20Speaker 2: And it'll be they you're right that year or two
- 37:24Speaker 2: You're like.
- 37:25Speaker 5: But my friends said to her, she was like, I
- 37:26Speaker 5: covered myself in a white sheet and I set my
- 37:29Speaker 5: toddler on my knee and held on to them so
- 37:31Speaker 5: that the white sheet she was the white background behind.
- 37:41Speaker 3: That's my next option.
- 37:43Speaker 4: Wow, my passport photo, I talk, doesn't that look very like?
- 37:46Speaker 2: What is your part? Did you get it sounds a
- 37:50Speaker 2: mug shot. Yeah, do you have to redo that again?
- 37:55Speaker 6: You've got here though, Yeah, and I was back at
- 37:57Speaker 6: a good time long. I've seen it last for years. Ah,
- 38:00Speaker 6: but that was much year. But he's got all looks
- 38:02Speaker 6: a little disheveled day. You look like, I give him
- 38:04Speaker 6: what I have been caught doing some one of those articles.
- 38:07Speaker 6: You're like, you believe what this guy's doing now and
- 38:10Speaker 6: you're like, oh, I fag remember that I'm seclet too.
- 38:14Speaker 4: Ah.
- 38:15Speaker 2: Anywayin't God accepted real me? I can't say that for you.
- 38:19Speaker 2: You won't be allowed to eat in countries though.
- 38:22Speaker 4: Up looking like that, We'll put it on the the
- 38:24Speaker 4: hets break for social media, my passport photo and you know,
- 38:26Speaker 4: favorable comments only.
- 38:27Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 38:29Speaker 1: The Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 38:32Speaker 2: We want to track down Brian Adams, Canadians rocker superstar
- 38:36Speaker 2: coming to these yellens and every next year because he
- 38:39Speaker 2: won the Hits Best Song Ever Summer of sixty nine
- 38:42Speaker 2: by the best Song.
- 38:42Speaker 4: Now produce the Taylor She wrapped up on Friday, And
- 38:44Speaker 4: so then you thought you would burden a young twenty
- 38:48Speaker 4: two year old twenty three year old I just.
- 38:51Speaker 2: I'm twenty twenty three. How many times he said? Twenty
- 38:56Speaker 2: two gen Z.
- 38:57Speaker 4: Producer Grace to track down a man she's never heard
- 39:01Speaker 4: of and three generations apart from him.
- 39:04Speaker 2: How are you going? First?
- 39:05Speaker 4: Twenty four hours down trying to because we need to
- 39:06Speaker 4: give a certificate for winning the best song ever.
- 39:09Speaker 7: I'm actually feeling very confident. Spent all afternoon tracking him down,
- 39:12Speaker 7: and I have a number for you guys to try.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Oh okay Adam.
- 39:15Speaker 4: Now I'm looking at the number. It's a local number.
- 39:18Speaker 2: Oh okay, so it may not be then making Nick
- 39:22Speaker 2: through to Okay, Well, that's called Brian Adams.
- 39:25Speaker 9: Then Brandon, Hello, is.
- 39:33Speaker 2: That Brian Adams? Oh, we're after Brian Adams.
- 39:38Speaker 10: You know.
- 39:45Speaker 2: You're not Brian Adams by.
- 39:49Speaker 9: Yeah, that's me.
- 39:52Speaker 2: It's John and Meghan here from the Heads radio station.
- 39:56Speaker 2: We're trying to track down Brian Adams pop star because
- 39:59Speaker 2: he won our best Song ever and we want to
- 40:01Speaker 2: tell him that he won the best song voted by
- 40:03Speaker 2: the listeners. But this was the number we got given
- 40:05Speaker 2: for Brian Adams and that's hilarious.
- 40:09Speaker 4: Unless this is Brian Adams doing a bang up job
- 40:11Speaker 4: of a Kiwi accent.
- 40:13Speaker 9: Yeah, it is Brian Adams, Mate, I'm just over from Canada,
- 40:19Speaker 9: currently sitting in North Cote Point.
- 40:23Speaker 2: What does what does Brian Evans do?
- 40:25Speaker 14: What do you do?
- 40:27Speaker 9: I look after a team of professional boxes out in
- 40:31Speaker 9: Swanson called Peach Boxing.
- 40:34Speaker 2: Oh, Peach Boxing.
- 40:35Speaker 4: You guys have got a great boxing gym there.
- 40:37Speaker 9: Yeah, we look after the Moto.
- 40:39Speaker 2: And she's about to be on Celebrity Truser Island. I
- 40:43Speaker 2: see as well too, you mate.
- 40:44Speaker 9: Well, look, you're always welcome to pop out and over
- 40:47Speaker 9: the ring with our friendly killers.
- 40:51Speaker 2: Thank you. Now, Brian Evans are very scared of you,
- 40:53Speaker 2: so yeah, apologies for interrupting your day, but thank you
- 40:58Speaker 2: so much.
- 40:59Speaker 9: Good.
- 41:00Speaker 2: All right, thanks Brian, See buddy.
- 41:02Speaker 4: See what you did the grace See how we ended
- 41:05Speaker 4: up with Brian Evans.
- 41:06Speaker 3: I tried, guys.
- 41:07Speaker 4: Okay, I'll keep going.
- 41:08Speaker 3: I will keep going.
- 41:08Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Brian Adams, maybe tomorrow this time on the show.
- 41:11Speaker 2: But next Meagan, you want to talk about boring adulting.
- 41:14Speaker 5: You love the things that get you jazzed. It's a
- 41:16Speaker 5: little bit embarrassing. What gets me excited?
- 41:19Speaker 2: And will were heading into the season for it as well? Yeah,
- 41:22Speaker 2: next we'll find out in three minutes.
- 41:24Speaker 1: On the hat the hits that John wan Ben podcast.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Megan, you are saying your old self, well.
- 41:31Speaker 5: Self conscious now because you were like, what would your
- 41:33Speaker 5: youngest self say about what I'm about to talk about?
- 41:35Speaker 2: You just hear his little dig there you are your
- 41:38Speaker 2: old So that's why Mate's always said that to me,
- 41:41Speaker 2: you want to do the thing the old Bend would have.
- 41:45Speaker 2: I am the old Ben, the oldest It's right.
- 41:50Speaker 5: Yeah, my younger self would cringe at this and probably
- 41:53Speaker 5: call me a loser. But at this time of the year,
- 41:57Speaker 5: it happened at the weekend. Nothing gets me more jazz
- 42:01Speaker 5: than having washing on the washing line, drying in the sun.
- 42:06Speaker 4: I imagine you're very methodical too, with the placement of
- 42:09Speaker 4: all the garments. You know, are you color coating pigs?
- 42:13Speaker 4: They're all the same color.
- 42:14Speaker 5: They're they're already all the same color, right, Yeah, you
- 42:17Speaker 5: got a unified yeah, unified pig systems and the big
- 42:21Speaker 5: things on the outside, smaller things on the inside.
- 42:23Speaker 3: Well, I'm very methodical about the way I hang the washing.
- 42:27Speaker 2: There's a system.
- 42:28Speaker 3: There's a system.
- 42:29Speaker 5: But like when it's sunny, your washing is on the
- 42:32Speaker 5: line and there's a gentle breeze, I just sit there
- 42:34Speaker 5: steering at it, being like this is good.
- 42:36Speaker 2: You're saying, younger, mell call you loser. You never forget
- 42:42Speaker 2: about the washing and then it rains and you leave
- 42:44Speaker 2: it out there. God, it happens all the time. Judge
- 42:47Speaker 2: people that do that.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Overnight. I'm like, what are you doing? Just get your washing?
- 42:53Speaker 2: You forget, you forget.
- 42:55Speaker 3: It's not play anymore. It's all like Dewey and like
- 42:57Speaker 3: the name smoking.
- 42:59Speaker 2: Life happens.
- 43:00Speaker 4: People have stuff to do me.
- 43:02Speaker 5: But it's like my husband when the lawns are fresh,
- 43:05Speaker 5: like when he's done them, not when I've done them.
- 43:06Speaker 3: He loves the line freshly mode. He would sit there
- 43:09Speaker 3: and be like.
- 43:10Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, amen, cracker beer, yeah beautiful.
- 43:14Speaker 4: Even have one while you're doing the job too. That's
- 43:16Speaker 4: one of those versatile ones, isn't it. I must have
- 43:19Speaker 4: met adult when it comes to adulting.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Vacuuming Love it, do you?
- 43:23Speaker 4: Oh?
- 43:23Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 43:24Speaker 2: Love it?
- 43:25Speaker 4: Even to the point where there has been a cases
- 43:26Speaker 4: where I've started vacuuming the driveway because i like the
- 43:29Speaker 4: sound of the stones going up the thing. And I'm like,
- 43:32Speaker 4: you look like a maniac. If anyone, if any of
- 43:35Speaker 4: the neighbors look at you right now, you're gonna look insane.
- 43:38Speaker 4: Stop vacuuming the driveway. So I had to pull myself
- 43:41Speaker 4: out of that.
- 43:41Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a bit weird.
- 43:42Speaker 3: I'll do you washing. You come and do my vacuuming.
- 43:44Speaker 2: So we're talking this morning about the adulting things, things.
- 43:48Speaker 3: That adulting chores that get you, maybe boring.
- 43:51Speaker 2: Things that get you. Except tell you what, I don't
- 43:53Speaker 2: enjoy the process of putting on fresh sheets, but I
- 43:55Speaker 2: love it when you've got fresh sheets, when you.
- 43:57Speaker 3: Just shaved your legs.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Old me girlfriend, maybe maybe legs, but I could do
- 44:05Speaker 2: try it well, just for there lives now, okay, but
- 44:12Speaker 2: go get a bit with fresh sets? Is a good film?
- 44:14Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I want to shave them.
- 44:16Speaker 4: And we sound fun, but we all have to.
- 44:21Speaker 3: Do the job. Some of you appreciate more than others.
- 44:26Speaker 2: What boring adult tasks you actually really love? Low key love?
- 44:29Speaker 2: Give us a call.
- 44:29Speaker 4: You can teach to four four eh seven. Get hold
- 44:31Speaker 4: in New Zealand's.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Breakfast the Hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 44:35Speaker 4: Seeing the boring tasks that you actually really love doing,
- 44:38Speaker 4: and you're you're comfortable enough, you're comfortable in your own
- 44:41Speaker 4: skin to admit it publicly.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Megan, you I was until you took the person out
- 44:45Speaker 2: of me. But I'm not.
- 44:45Speaker 3: I'm not alone.
- 44:46Speaker 4: A lot of radio, no hard feelings of radio made
- 44:50Speaker 4: a lot of.
- 44:52Speaker 2: Machine. When people coming, they don't know when you're joking
- 44:55Speaker 2: or not, you know, they don't.
- 44:57Speaker 4: I said something the other day that really well the
- 44:58Speaker 4: guy you said, you say, you know, let's not go
- 45:01Speaker 4: back there, because I'm like, yeah, anyway, Sorry, Megan, You're right,
- 45:05Speaker 4: I don't care.
- 45:06Speaker 3: Uh No, I was saying. The adult and things that
- 45:08Speaker 3: really get you jazz. For me, it's getting washing on
- 45:10Speaker 3: on the line and watching it in the sun with
- 45:12Speaker 3: a gingle breeze. I could sit there with a wine
- 45:14Speaker 3: and watch. That really gets me going.
- 45:19Speaker 2: What is the one thing that you loved?
- 45:20Speaker 4: I must admen, I do love cleaning a toilet, like
- 45:23Speaker 4: the once you're fully clean, you know it's fully nice,
- 45:26Speaker 4: and you just aw, oh, I do love that clean toilet.
- 45:30Speaker 2: And you like vacing me. Yeah don't Yeah, I love it?
- 45:33Speaker 4: So I wait the that's uh, put your creed on
- 45:35Speaker 4: the line today. What boring tasks you love doing as
- 45:37Speaker 4: an adult?
- 45:38Speaker 8: Casey seen cleaning the couch and getting like a good
- 45:42Speaker 8: before and after photo of it.
- 45:44Speaker 2: Even before and after photography shots.
- 45:47Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm different borrowing a bistle and if you know,
- 45:51Speaker 5: you know, I'm borrowing a vessel this weekend, and I'm
- 45:53Speaker 5: gonna like steam clean my couch and my rugs and stuff.
- 45:56Speaker 3: I'm make sure quite excited about it.
- 45:59Speaker 6: Any of it's super excity, Yeah, super super.
- 46:02Speaker 4: Is that like rug doctoring?
- 46:04Speaker 1: Is it?
- 46:04Speaker 4: Basically?
- 46:05Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 46:05Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 46:05Speaker 4: Although the old rug day, Yeah, I had a rug doctor.
- 46:08Speaker 4: Every time I use a rug doctor, I'm like, how
- 46:10Speaker 4: much vomit and just university stuff has been sucked through?
- 46:15Speaker 2: You don't want to think too hard about a rug
- 46:17Speaker 2: clean the rug doctor well, image it would do right,
- 46:20Speaker 2: all the things would go through, but I didn't remember
- 46:22Speaker 2: reading the instructions, and it was like all the things
- 46:24Speaker 2: that could clean it had blood.
- 46:25Speaker 15: And I was like, Jesus, how are you hello? We're
- 46:34Speaker 15: doing well boring adult tasks you just love doing.
- 46:38Speaker 8: Oh this is not boring. Water blasting, Oh my god,
- 46:42Speaker 8: it's so good. Climeet. You move into a new property
- 46:47Speaker 8: and the last thing doesn't do it properly and you
- 46:49Speaker 8: get the water blasterom, you get all the crap off everything.
- 46:53Speaker 2: It's satisfied. But then I get a little bit bored
- 46:55Speaker 2: after you know after that, no, no, no.
- 46:57Speaker 8: Because you're always wanted something else, something more.
- 47:00Speaker 2: Yeah, this is when you start. It's everywhere.
- 47:03Speaker 5: I'll admit I've not done it myself, but I have
- 47:05Speaker 5: watched people do it on social media.
- 47:08Speaker 3: It's quite cathartic. They do like a time lapse of
- 47:11Speaker 3: them water blasting.
- 47:12Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 47:12Speaker 8: Good, stay and then you stand back and see those
- 47:15Speaker 8: clean fences, or use the water blaster on a horse
- 47:18Speaker 8: float and just get all the crap out of here.
- 47:21Speaker 4: And it's oh, I can tell us doing things like
- 47:25Speaker 4: keep talking to me, keep talking water blaster to me.
- 47:29Speaker 4: But I'm with you, Ben.
- 47:30Speaker 2: I start with great gusto.
- 47:32Speaker 4: I'm like, this is going to be great, and it
- 47:33Speaker 4: is great for about thirty minutes, taking these hands and
- 47:37Speaker 4: the trigger.
- 47:38Speaker 8: My husband has to tell me to stop.
- 47:41Speaker 2: You'll keep going up for higher?
- 47:42Speaker 3: Do I come over?
- 47:45Speaker 8: I'm right up for high any time.
- 47:48Speaker 4: Loves really loves the water blast. We can keep you
- 47:51Speaker 4: could keep doing a water blasting for another thirty two minutes.
- 47:53Speaker 2: We've got a mate of ours. It loves flat packs,
- 47:55Speaker 2: loves the thing is like each time you want a
- 47:57Speaker 2: flat pack, I'm like, okay, because I know I love
- 48:01Speaker 2: I just love it. Just love the process of botting it.
- 48:03Speaker 3: Together because you do it by himself.
- 48:05Speaker 2: Yeah, don't deal with the partner.
- 48:07Speaker 3: If you want to stay married, to know that someone
- 48:10Speaker 3: likes doing that.
- 48:11Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think we've ever put We put one
- 48:13Speaker 4: thing together, which was our bed, and I was like,
- 48:15Speaker 4: we did it without even I listened. I listened, I
- 48:18Speaker 4: followed the instructions. Oh wow, yeah, no arguments. It was
- 48:20Speaker 4: probably the only time we've assembled a piece of furniture
- 48:22Speaker 4: and the marriage didn't. Unrebel but great tac here coming
- 48:26Speaker 4: through love ironing four four eight seven, very rewarding ironing.
- 48:29Speaker 4: Mowing the lawns has come through multiple times.
- 48:33Speaker 3: It's the ones where you can see the the change,
- 48:36Speaker 3: like mowing the lawns, all the water blasts.
- 48:38Speaker 1: We'll keep the coming through four for eight seven on
- 48:40Speaker 1: the text The Heads that johnaan Ben podcast