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Hour 3 - The Crying Game · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Gangbusters kind of an hour number three of
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  Speaker 2: the Fifth Hour podcast on this Friday, the sixteenth.
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  Speaker 1: Day of January. So here an hour number three.
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  Speaker 2: How does Aaron Rodgers and TJ wats reaction to Mike
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  Speaker 2: Tomlin's departure from the Steelers strike you. We'll discuss that. Also,
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  Speaker 2: are you surprised? Are you surprised? The Jackbuarers are continuing
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  Speaker 2: the Travis Hunter multitasking experiment as.
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  Speaker 1: They announced that's going to happen yet again.
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  Speaker 2: And what's your read on Clayton Kershaw pitching in the
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six World Baseball Classic even though he announced
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  Speaker 2: his retirement from baseball a few months back. All of
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  Speaker 2: the Fifth Hour podcast. But right now, our number three,
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  Speaker 2: it is the Crying Game. Welcome in the beginning of another.
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  Speaker 2: headline that is our lead here this hour, big news overnight.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle Tucker, the top free agent in baseball, is taking
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  Speaker 2: his talents to Los Angeles to play.
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  Speaker 1: For the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 2: But we saw a story that's been bouncing around the
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  Speaker 2: echo chamber the last few hours claiming that not only
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  Speaker 2: did edge rusher TJ. Watt, but also quarterback Aaron Rogers
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  Speaker 2: they got in their feels very emotional.
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  Speaker 1: A very emotional reaction to Mike Tomlin quitting as coach
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  Speaker 1: of the Steelers. So if you didn't see this, perhaps no,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you missed it. So TJ.
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  Speaker 2: Watt was said to be quote visibly upset and kept
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  Speaker 2: repeating the word no, no, no. That was while Tomlin
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  Speaker 2: was giving the final speech to the team. That was
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  Speaker 2: on Tuesday. Now Aaron Rodgers allegedly apologized to Tomlin and
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  Speaker 2: was sobbing. He apologized quote through sobs after Tomlin gave
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  Speaker 2: his address. This has gotten a lot of attention. Anything
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  Speaker 2: involving Aaron Rodgers gets a lot of attention. So that's
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  Speaker 2: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question,
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  Speaker 2: how does Aaron Rodgers and TJ. Watt's reaction to Mike
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  Speaker 2: Tomlin's departure getting public strike you?
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  Speaker 1: So again, Rogers and Watt their reaction, they were.
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  Speaker 2: Worked up, they were reclemped about Mike Tomlin's departure. He
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  Speaker 2: got out in the public leaving the Steelers. How does
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  Speaker 2: all that strike you? So I've got Lipsmacker, burial Asle,
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  Speaker 2: and Scooby Doo and we will combine all.
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  Speaker 1: Of these ingredients together and we are going to make
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  Speaker 1: some delicious stir fry. Is what we're going to make.
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  Speaker 2: So first of all, the word I will use for
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  Speaker 2: this I know we didn't say what's the word, but
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  Speaker 2: the word I will use for this story. How does
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  Speaker 2: the Rogers Watt reaction to Tomlin's departure in real time
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  Speaker 2: strike you? It strikes me as unnecessary? Is my word unnecessary?
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  Speaker 2: It's straightforward, it's raightwork.
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  Speaker 1: We get it.
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  Speaker 2: Mike Tomlins. Players love Mike Tomlin. They play for Mike Tomlin.
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  Speaker 2: He seems like he'd be a pretty cool boss. He
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  Speaker 2: seems like he'd be a pretty cool boss. He's the
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  Speaker 2: antithesis of the village idiot, which would be like Joe Judge,
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  Speaker 2: Freddie Kitchen's, Nathaniel Hackett, crazy eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Adam Gase, those kind of guys. Right, he knows what
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  Speaker 1: he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: The story that's been bouncing around it did make me
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  Speaker 2: feel a little creepy, like a peeping tom at a
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  Speaker 2: funeral or something like that. It's the Steel Squeal. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna call it the Steel Squeal because we have a
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  Speaker 2: whistle blower. We do capitol w a whistleblower, a locker
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  Speaker 2: room snitch, a backstabbing.
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  Speaker 1: Barnacle, if you will.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a Lipsmacker, someone on the Steelers, someone
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  Speaker 2: in that room has loose lips, and they're sinking the
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  Speaker 2: Tomlin retirement shit. Although I didn't really retire his departure,
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  Speaker 2: but this was one of those private, raw moments that
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  Speaker 2: did not did not need to be made public.
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  Speaker 1: Well, your talk shows.
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  Speaker 2: I understand, I am a talk showst I realize the
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  Speaker 2: job that I have. However, I also believe that we
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  Speaker 2: have reached the point where needing to know everything can
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  Speaker 2: become a problem, right, And you don't need to have
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  Speaker 2: a thousand word column behind a paywall on the Athletic
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  Speaker 2: tell you about this.
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  Speaker 1: This is what's known as friendly fire. Friendly fired. Now
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  Speaker 1: we imagined that Aaron Rodgers. No one's denying this didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: That Rogers was.
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  Speaker 2: Looking at his own football mortality right in the face
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  Speaker 2: when he started getting emotion, and he's staring into the Abyss,
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  Speaker 2: and the Abyss is staring back with a headset on
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  Speaker 2: and Rogers also, Let's keep it real, Rogers failed tom
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  Speaker 2: He failed him. He didn't play well enough against the
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  Speaker 2: Houston Texans. The game was close going to the fourth quarter,
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  Speaker 2: but it wasn't close because of anything that Rogers had done.
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  Speaker 2: They only had a couple of field goals. It was
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  Speaker 2: a one point game, early fourth quarter and it was
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  Speaker 2: time for Rogers to step up. Instead, Rogers got down
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  Speaker 2: in the fetal position and started sucking his thumb and
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  Speaker 2: that was it in the wild Card weekend game.
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  Speaker 1: And so he's also crying over the.
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  Speaker 2: Spilled gatorade while the walls closed in, while the walls
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  Speaker 2: closed in. Now, secondly to the Sunshine State go where
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  Speaker 2: Jacksonville GM James Gladstone, who I used to work.
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  Speaker 1: For the Rams.
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  Speaker 2: He recently confirmed that the team still plans on Travis
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  Speaker 2: Hunter being a two way player. In twenty twenty six,
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  Speaker 2: Ladstone claimed that he was quote encouraged close quote by
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  Speaker 2: the progress of Hunter in the season that ended with
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  Speaker 2: a knee injury. Did not make it all the way
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  Speaker 2: through the regular season. So the question are you surprised?
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  Speaker 2: Are you surprised the Jaguars are continuing the Travis Hunter
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  Speaker 2: multitasking experiment? So surprise now, of course not. He can't
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  Speaker 2: be surprised. Like this is what's known as sunk cost
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  Speaker 2: fallacy on a slipping slide. Sunk cost fallacy on a
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  Speaker 2: slipping slide. You trade not one, not two, not three,
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  Speaker 2: but four draft picks, four of them a future first
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  Speaker 2: round draft pick. When you make that kind of me
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  Speaker 2: that kind of declaration, you don't pivot after one year.
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  Speaker 2: James gladshow the GM there in Jacksonville and coach Liam Cohne.
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  Speaker 2: They shot their shot, right, they shot their shot. They
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  Speaker 2: went down to the cereal aisle. They said, we need
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  Speaker 2: something special and they looked at all the boxes of
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  Speaker 2: cereal and all the different colors and all that, and
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  Speaker 2: they said.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I want. I want that one with
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  Speaker 1: the rainbow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll give you the one that they were promised.
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  Speaker 2: Lucky charms, the unicorn, the whole thing and a two
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  Speaker 2: way generational rainbow with glitter and leprechauns and the unicorns
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  Speaker 2: and all that. Well, it turns out, unfortunately that was
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  Speaker 2: misleading advertising, deceptive marketing practices, if you will, and Jacksonville
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  Speaker 2: got doom puffs, and instead of a unicorn there was
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  Speaker 2: a donkey. There was a little bit of a donkey,
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  Speaker 2: and instead of having a leprechaun, there was the devil
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  Speaker 2: too dramatic.
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  Speaker 1: Offensively and defensively.
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  Speaker 2: Travis Hunter was a generic knockoff brand seial. The Jags
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  Speaker 2: need return on investment. They need ROI return on investment.
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  Speaker 2: So right now, this is a timeshare in a hurricane zone.
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  Speaker 2: And you keep it's like you keep telling you what
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  Speaker 2: that next year, this thing's gonna pay off a right
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  Speaker 2: this year is not good, but next year we're gonna make.
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  Speaker 1: Our money back on this thing. It's gonna be it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be great, you know, hole thing.
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  Speaker 2: And they thought they were getting sho Heo Tani of football.
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  Speaker 2: That was how he was hyped up. Travis Hunter, the
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  Speaker 2: sho Heo Tani of football.
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  Speaker 1: And pink Aboo.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't even get Rick and Keel I'm gonna date myself.
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  Speaker 2: But there was a guy, well, Rick and Kills dated too,
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  Speaker 2: but there was a guy named Brooks Kishnik. Brooks Kishnik.
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  Speaker 2: That's the two way player they got with worst Wi Fi.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, back then it was aol online, the antithesis
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  Speaker 2: of lighting, lightning in a bottle and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It was more like a little damp sparkler. Little damp
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  Speaker 2: sparkler you found in the back of a waffle house,
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  Speaker 2: next to the dumpster in the parking lot. So fourth
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  Speaker 2: round production on both sides of the ball. You traded
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  Speaker 2: four draft picks to trade up to get a guy
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  Speaker 2: that you could have the production you could have gotten
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  Speaker 2: in the fourth round.
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  Speaker 1: However, they have.
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  Speaker 2: To keep the experiment going because pulling the plug, now
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  Speaker 2: if your Jacksonville means you've gone into the confessional and
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  Speaker 2: you fed four draft picks into the wood chipper and
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  Speaker 2: called it innovation. So you can't do that. Cannot do it,
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  Speaker 2: cannot do it. No, no, no, cannot happen. All right,
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  Speaker 2: final thought to baseball we go, And before snatching Kyle
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  Speaker 2: Tucker in free agency, a former Dodger made some news
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  Speaker 2: left hander Clayton Kershaw.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know. Well, he's not barely done playing.
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  Speaker 1: Kershwaw had a change of heart.
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  Speaker 2: He had decided to retire and he's.
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  Speaker 1: Changed his mind.
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  Speaker 2: Instead, Kershaw will represent Team USA USA USA in the
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six World Baseball Classic the WBC. Kershaw joins
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  Speaker 2: several other stars, including Dodgers catcher Will Smith and two
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  Speaker 2: times Dodgers Cy Young winner Trek Schoog. So Kershaw will
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  Speaker 2: be pitching in the WBC. Question, what is your read?
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  Speaker 2: What is your read on Clayton Kershaw pitching in the
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six World Baseball Classic? After he announced he
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  Speaker 2: is done with baseball retiring. So this is my first thought.
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  Speaker 2: This is a reboot nobody wanted. I didn't want it.
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  Speaker 2: Did you want it? You didn't want it? Okay, what
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  Speaker 2: about you in the back. Okay, you're shaking your head.
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  Speaker 1: No you're not in your head. No, now you're shaking it. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: got it. You didn't want it either.
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  Speaker 2: This gives me direct to video energy a la Scooby
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  Speaker 2: Doo on Zombie Island. Zombie Island back in the day,
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  Speaker 2: right there, right the video digging up the Major League
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  Speaker 2: Baseball graveyard with a headstone that says one's great. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, still available. Old man River, old man rivers, slow, creaky,
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  Speaker 2: and somehow still floating. So kushaw my theory on this,
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  Speaker 2: here's my read. Kirshaw isn't pitching for Team USA. What
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  Speaker 2: he's doing is sending smoke signals.
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  Speaker 1: To the Dodgers. That's what he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, guys, I'm done, but I'm not done done.
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  Speaker 1: You see the differ. See it's one.
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  Speaker 2: Done, not done done, and certainly not done done done.
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  Speaker 2: It's done, it's not done done, and it's not done
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  Speaker 2: done done.
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  Speaker 1: It's done. If he was true, finished. If Kershaw had
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  Speaker 1: lost his appetite.
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  Speaker 2: For professional baseball, he would be playing billiards, drinking light
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  Speaker 2: beer and yelling at clouds, yelling at clouds. Instead, he's
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  Speaker 2: stretching his arm. He's gonna stay working out, throwing the
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  Speaker 2: baseball around like it's a coupon that never expires. Right this,
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, this is the Philip Rivers gift basket
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  Speaker 2: he's looking for. Remember when the Colts called, somewhere in
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  Speaker 2: the backwoods Alabama in his mid forties, Philip Rivers soday,
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  Speaker 2: how would you like to play quarterback for the Colt
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  Speaker 2: dust off? The shoulder pads were desperate. Same vibe here,
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  Speaker 2: same vibe on this one. It's like Kershaw's blinking and
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  Speaker 2: what is that so os in Morse code?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, blink, yeah, okay, okay. When half the Dodger rotation,
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  Speaker 1: and I will guarantee you I'm never wrong about this.
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  Speaker 2: When half the Dodge your rotation is on the disabled
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  Speaker 2: list or the injured list or the you know, they're
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  Speaker 2: in the Tommy John Ward at the local hospital with
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  Speaker 2: ligaman shredded, so many ligament shredded. There they're scattered from
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  Speaker 2: Chevez ravine over to Pacoima. Guess who's on Retainner. Guess
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  Speaker 2: who's on Retaner. You know, yeah, Clayton Kershaw's haunted house.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, you know they're gonna call him. Hey, Clayton,
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  Speaker 2: stay in shape in case we need somebody in August.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll stay in shape. And you know, it's scary.
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  Speaker 2: It's like they did the whole nonsense where they dug
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  Speaker 2: up the mound at Dodger Stadium, the whole thing, and
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  Speaker 2: you swear you're you're done, He's not done, and then boom, boom,
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  Speaker 2: goes the dynamite. You walk back and you walk back
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  Speaker 2: in anyway, it's like, what is that you see?
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  Speaker 2: Time to pay off the Mallor Riddle of the day,
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  Speaker 2: tennis legend the guy eighties and nineties, late eighties, early
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  Speaker 2: nineties tennis legend, Jim Courrier. This guy was a two
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  Speaker 2: time French Open winner back in the nineties. He has
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  Speaker 2: recently been spotted working as a blank working as a blank.
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• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Get it together?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Jim?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Eileen says Jim Curry is working as a plumber as
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: a plumber now page now. Milkman Mike in Colorado says
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: he's been practicing his impersonation of Jon Doe from seven
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Who else working as a snow plow driver in Fullerton
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. A social worker guests by
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Philler up.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Phil Who else to do? Page down? Let's see here.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Dot supermarket Steve, I think kind of got it right
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: by being funny.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: By being funny, JT.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: The wingman says, used car salesman, hot dog vendor. Guess
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: by our friend Bill the snowman. See what else? Fat Daddy,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Fat Daddy, the angel fan says Jim Currier was hot
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: being a bakery Baker's the daddy bakery baker. He said,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: all right, do you have an answer? Lorraine again? The
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Mallard Riddle of the day. Nineties tennis legend Jim Currier,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: a two time French Open winner, has been spotted working
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: as a.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Blank as a ballerina on a cruise ship as a balerie.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Is that right? As a ballerina? Yeah, all right the
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: correct answer.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Nineties tennis legend Jim Curry, two time French Open winner
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: has been spotted working as a food delivery driver on
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: a bicycle.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: No, oh, that sucks.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: That's unfortunate. He's fifty five years old.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: According to The Daily Mail, a tabloid, they have photos
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: of him and making food deliveries on a bicycle this week,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: with photo showing him peddling under a freeway overpass just
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: before the biggest tournament kicks off where he participated.
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: So just to be clear, when I say that sucks,
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: I'm not saying it sucks that he's doing that for money,
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: like it sucks that it has to become a thing
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: that people.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: It's in the tabloi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's say
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: by chance he's just bored. Imagine people who stop doing
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: something and they need something to do with their extra time.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: He likes delivering food. That could be may that's conceivable,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: It's possible. We don't know the whole story. All we
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: know is some photos. That's it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You know, it does appear he's got the vest on
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: that you have driving in the city. You know that
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: that reflective vest And you know what's good.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: About Postmates too, is if you when you pick up
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: the food, you have to do a quality test. Is
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that true?
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: A little snacks along the way, Loraina? You were not
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: supposed to do that?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Supposed to? Yes, not supposed to?
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I thought everything was sealed.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I thought it was awesome back in the olden days.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: In the oldest that fascinates me.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: The first time had was out of a Postmates bag
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: and I had one.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Do you do a lot of food delivery?
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Not anymore?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: All right, because I have never never done it. I
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: know with some guys that are listening and delivering food.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: Because you know, the gas to food delivery ratio did
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: not make sense to me here in California, you'd have
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: to drive fifteen twenty minutes to drop off a meal,
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: like and some of the.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Guys, yeah, it's expensive. But some of the guys who
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: were like saying that.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: There's certain spots, like hotspots where they get a lot
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: of a lot of business. So you just kind of
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: park in those areas near the restaurants and then you
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: save a little money.
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: And it's I mean, it's also great if you have
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: an electric car.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you the phones. It is a call
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: in show. And let's say hello to Mike in Tucson.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: His famous call a couple of months ago. His wife
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: was in the hospital and he called us up. Hello
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Mike and Tucson. Welcome.
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: Hey, Ben, how you doing. I'll sell that I got in.
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: I haven't called it a while. I'll do it a
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: day shift. I had a call out tomorrow is a
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: calling stay up late to call and side and my.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Wife wait, wait, hold up, call lot of work. You
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: took a day off from your job to call the show? Yeah, Ben,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: can we give him a golden ticket for all right?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I'll give you golden I got a golden ticts I
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: got a gold.
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: And then you're still play Then you know, my wife,
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: I want to talk to beout it and give him
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: the event. We want to find a date one. She
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: calls in and but she says, when you call Ben,
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: you you never talk about sports as a band. Don't
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: do call a wal Soma wash Man Raiders talking about
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: the Raiders. So you so you're like three bottles of
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: wine in? I think three bottles of wine. I'm like, look,
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: I got on the air three bottles of wine in.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: So you don't talk about sports? And I said, can
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: I Henny?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: So so really what you did is you took the
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: night off to drink three bottles of wine. Right, I
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: come on, come on, don't lie to me. Don't lie
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: to me. What kind of wine? What kind of wine?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Cheap wine? Expensive wine? All right, you know, but what
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: time did you start? What time did you start drinking?
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: Eight o'clock? We watched the movie Act eight o'clock.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: We were two thirty in the morning in Tucson. So
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: he've been drinking for a while. I got you, ye
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: talk about sports.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: You want to talk about sports.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: She's like, I want to hear you talk about sports.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: You never what you call it? You never talk about sports?
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Why does your watch? Why does your wife wants you
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: to talk about sports? We were learning all about you.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: We know, we know everything.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: But when I get on the air, I always the
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: next day shows. I heard radio it's a sports You
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: never talking about sports?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: You And I'm like, I know, wife. Your wife is
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: busting your balls is what she does.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: She's ripping, taking shots at you, which is understandable because
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: you did. You did while she was in the hospital.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Call the show while she was in the hospital.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Like, it's a awkward I.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: Did, and I was super drunk in too.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's a pattern here there patternicity? Is
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: there a pattern? Yes?
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: No, but the show?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna make you. I'm gonna make you
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: drink a fourth bottle of wine. The hot rumor hot
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: to try is that I'm about I'm uphold to take
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: a breath. I'm about to do sports. I'm I'm gonna
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: do sporting.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: The rumor bouncing around is that the Raiders are excited
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: about Robert Salah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Robert you know who that is, Robert Salah?
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: What about what about the first ball pick?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You don't even know who Robert sala is, do you.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: I don't know if he's paying attention.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, you know, yeah, you kind of glossed
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: over that we have once the once the super Bowl ends,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Mike in Tucson, we will have the second half of February,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: actually most of February in January and all all that
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: we're gonna We're.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Gonna have all of that to to yap about the
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: NFL Draft. So well, plenty plenty of time.
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: That's our super Bowl.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the ratios for the draft.
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: That's why I have a big draft party pop technic
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: every year, every year. But we can't mess up to
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: see Ben Mendoza Mendoza rater, big side up. I will
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: not be a rider thinking non draft Mendoza. I will
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: burn all my jerseys and recorders for.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: You, okay, yeah, to say my name while you're doing it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: So'll go. I'll go viral. Say listen to the Ben Malashaw.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'm burning my jerseys because of this. So there you go.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: All right, I gotta I gotta run.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Because I gotta go stare at a wall, but thank you.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Let's go to hollering James, look at that. Mike stayed
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: up all night to drink three bottles of wine. Hollering
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hello, hollering James.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Hollering jameson baby by, got some chewing sugar candy carry
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: in mont David d and then waivered, tuning.
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: Fruity not Frudi.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: Huh what James, you're on the air, James, Ben, Yeah, everything, James, everything,
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: all right?
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: Nah? Ben?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm smoking to my room.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: I don't give it. Darn, I said, darn Lorena, So
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: you better stay back.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Jack.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I won't dump you. I won't dump you. You're you're
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: darn darned touting. You're darn tooting, darn touting.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: And I'm a hooting and Ben, you know what, if
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: I had some whisky, I'd be weed man, hippie and
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: I would be touting.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: How can we help you, James? You just want to
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: say hello? You just want to hang out, be part
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: of the show.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, No, I want I want a hot take taking. Okay, everyone,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: we'd like to alert all the affiliates down the line.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: You're about to hear a hot take.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: You might want to step back from the audio device
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: because your ears might burn up.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: This take is so hot. It's Thermo nuclear this take.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to pump up your take, James, What are
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: you doing, dude? I was doing the big I was
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: being the Carnival barker. I was introducing you. I was
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: setting this up. Now, is this gonna be better than
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: the guy that stayed on hold for like two hours
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: earlier from Washington and say the Red Sox are gonna
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: make the playoffs and they admit he had no idea
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: who Ranger Suarez is.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Diners.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say the forty nine ers because the matter
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: who they play and Brock Bernie. That looks like an
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: old school Joe Montana.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: James, you talked the beginning of that while I was talking.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: So you're picking the Niners to win? Is that your
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: hot take?
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: I had picked the winning off.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, well you know we're gonna clean that up in post.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be called the lukewarm take of the day
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: from hollering James, the lukewarm take of the day and
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: benefit don't win.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: I want three golden tickets.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Add no, no, you got me in trouble for giving
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: you a random golden ticket the other day and you
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: made me regretta Coop.
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: Coop's the general manager on.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: The show, but he's got the host the house. This power.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, he has the finger. Are you fighting power? James? Yeah? Okay,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: can I go? I gotta go?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, Nope, Coop turned him off.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I was gonna let him speak a little longer, you were.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: What do you think he was going to say.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: He was going to tell you how much he loved
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: you and that he's just the biggest.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I think he was going to flirt with you or
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: mentioned Tammy his name and Monte.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: It was going to be a waste of time, whatever
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: it was. And that's the power that I have.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: James, He's calling right back. He so get me on.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I want to come on, Coop, pull me on the air.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Coop, come on, Let's go to Manuel Man Well in Guardina.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Who is up next? Yellow Man? Well, the legend has returned.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Hello Man, Well, have you heard of him in a while?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? Well?
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: What's cracking? Benny Blanks and ver Bonks. Hey, let me
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: give a quick shout out, even though we don't do that,
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: like the Morning Zoo to my dude and Rob Robbin
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: the LBC also ripping that ilwu out here you know,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: moving that cargo on this island for all of you
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: suck What's at home on the Amazon Prime and all that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: You're welcome, you pukes. Hey that, Bennie. I'm loving this
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Dodger hatred that everybody's giving. We're we're like, I don't
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: know if you remember that movie Richard Pryor had the toy.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: We're like that spoiled rich kids. We don't even know
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: what the hell to do with any of these toys anymore.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: It's like we're just getting indulged with everything that we
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: ever wanted. And I want to say to all you
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: loser ass f who ain't Dodger fans just too bad man,
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: laid back and enjoy the ride, because it ain't coming
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: to a stop anytime soon. I'll value that. We're definitely
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: three peating, and once a MLB shuts down and you
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: know we're gonna have that that strike and everything, we'll
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: come back and probably put another three pet on their ass.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: So hey, just get ready for it. It's a Dodger future.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: You better jump on board with your Dodger blue or
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: get the hell out of the way out of this
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: freight trains wave.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: I love it, man, well, there's no reason for Oh yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: they're loaded.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: They're loaded. Of course, as you know, it's gonna come
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: down to the bullpen.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: It's going to fall apart, probably again, and so then
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: they'll have to trade for some guys to get to
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: bullpen help. But this is great that the disparity between
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: the Dodgers and everyone else is next level. The Dodgers
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: are given giving up two point five or two point
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: two billion in contracts over the last three off seasons.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: That is, there's more than the total value of seventeen
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: franchises in baseball they've given given away. The Mets tried
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: to get Kyle Tucker and they offered him four years,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: two hundred twenty million. The Dodgers offered him twenty million more.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: And keep in mind Dave Roberts at the winter meetings
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: in December said when asked about the Dodgers' plans for
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: the offseason, and said, quote, we feel there's no big
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: splash that we need to make.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: There's no nothing that needs to be made.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: So they didn't really need to do this, but they
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: did it, and so they make the big move. The
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Dodgers projected to have a four hundred and thirteen million
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: dollars payroll.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Next year and they're not even done. They're gonna add
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: some other people. What's up with that? It is the
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Ben Maler.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Show, Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week for the
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: rest of the hour, Big.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week. And as weed Man there,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: do we have him on the queue. We'll see if
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: he's there or not. We'll get him hopefully here in
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: a minute. This is his job.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: We don't pay him. It's why not community service. But
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: we'll have weed Man Hippie on. We'll get to all
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: of that. He'd better show up me. Damn right, Big
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
• 34:11
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• 34:17
  Speaker 2: All right, it's Bill Miller here trying to call call
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: the guy known as weed Man Hippie.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: He's you remember when that fake weed man called in.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need the fake weed man. He's not answering
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: his phone on.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: That was so funny.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: And then we had both of them at the same time,
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: loping over each show.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: All right, the hang up and call in weed Man,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: hang up, he answered his phone. He's gonna call in
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: big news.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: All right. I kept him off the air, but I
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: called him up and he answered, Man, are we gonna
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: have to fire weed Man?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Do we have to lay him off?
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: She should be he should be calling in coopies, He
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: answered his phone.
• 35:01
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• 35:04
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• 35:39
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• 35:41
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• 35:42
  Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Here we go, it's Big Ben's lame jokes a week,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: every single week. At about this time, it's the jokes
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: of the week. And let's see didn't successfully call in
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: or not?
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: We man?
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Let's see be there any money, Moe, I'm here?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Oh there you are? Well we ment. I'm not your mother, dude.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I gotta wake you up. What's going on here?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: What do we doing?
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: You were not cool?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Was he calling? He wasn't calling? Well, I called you in.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Lisa. Hey, happy to Lisa. It's January sixteenth, Lisa. Can
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: you make sure weed Man shows up on time? We're
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: gonna have to deduct his pay. Okay, we're gonna.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: We're you're gonna get less than zero.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Now we've been in an official with HR.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and now that we man, we're gonna give
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: you a lifetime supply nothing.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: So you get that.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Here we go, big Man's love jocks with me.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Did you know that weed Man hippie had to quit
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: his construction job because he was not strong enough to
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: do it?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Did you hear about that?
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: No?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, apparently you gave them a two week notice.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You see what I mean, George and your Valdi. It's
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: lame jokes. These are mostly dad jokes.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: FedEx mic FedEx Mike from Kansas City, the home of
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: the Ben Mather Chicken figures right, since says, why.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Was weed Man staring at the orange juice carton?
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Because it said concentrate? So you were just you were
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: staring at it long as you want to do.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: The Big Ben's lame jokes in the week. This one
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: is from Noah in Austin. Why did weed Man give
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: up on learning Braille?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Apparently you were just not feeling it. You were just
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: not feeling it. Unfortunately, it's Noah in Austin, Texas.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: What's a difference between Justin Cooper and weed Man?
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: What?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Well, someday Cooper will have a star on the Hollywood
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Walk of Fame and weed Man.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Will have a star on the Hollywood, Florida Walk of Shame.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: That's from Meek and Rose.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: With Minnesota some surprising news, But the rumor on the
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: internet is that weed Man wants to move to Denver.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: You know why?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Why it's the Mile High City. Baby. That's a Michael Leprecaun.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: That wasn't that funny?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: What's the best part about an e dog phone call?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: When he hangs up? That's Noah in Austin as well?
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: Was that in?
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Why did why did weed Man play with a kite
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: when he was young? Why he liked the phrase high
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: as a kite?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: That's Mike again.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: All right, what else do we have, Big Ben's lame
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: jokes for the week. Last weekend, Justin in Cincinnati was
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: invited by a female janitor to smoke weedon or apartment.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: How about that weed man?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he declined, He said he can't. He can't hang
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: out with high maintenance women.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: He cannot do it.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: So what's the difference between what's the difference between the
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: NFL and the Kardashian family? What the Kardashians have never
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: needed a head coach? They've never needed that.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: That's a Gordon and Tacoma sent that one in. Uh, Paige, Dan,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: what else have we got here? I got one more?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to an engagement in Ohio?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: You're halfway between Dayton and Marion. That's from Ken That's
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: from Classic A College. Like a thank you weed man
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: and Lisa, thank you two kids, all right, thank you
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: so much. Thank you.