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03. GAGACHELLA · Amigos, Afraid!

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  We don't have a theme. Song we don't.
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  I haven't made a like a bass riff or anything for us.
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  Well, we'll get one eventually. We're going to get on all the
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  instruments. All of them.
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  I got ukulele. Yep, I'll play a couple chords.
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  Jerry has a bass. I know a couple chords.
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  We could drum on on a wall somewhere.
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  We have a bucket somewhere. I have one.
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  How are you, Brian? I'm good.
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  Episode 3, Episode 3. Episode 3, everyone.
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  I hope you guys enjoyed the first two episodes that were
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  recorded in December and January respectfully.
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  Huge shout out. So yeah, we appreciate you for
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  listening and yes, it has been really fun.
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  Yeah, it was nice seeing everyone's reactions the when we
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  dropped it in the morning, just like via story on Instagram and
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  sending random links to people. Yep, on the way to Where did we
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  go? ICU sugar with Antisa.
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  Patient Coachella. Coachella makes noise.
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  I don't. Know if that was super loud so I
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  apologize. Put your hands up as the G, Lady
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  Gaga said for Gaga Cella. Gaga Cella.
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  Yeah. Wake up.
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  Wake up. Welcome.
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  Welcome to Mayhem. Welcome to We are not the Same
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  after the events of Coachella Weekend 2.
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  Transcended. Which was only a weekend ago,
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  but it feels like it's been an eternity, not gonna lie.
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  I want to go back. It was life changing.
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  Nothing is ever going to top Gaga.
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  Ever. Yeah, nothing.
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  No. That was the second time I've
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  seen her, but it was the best time and we got so close.
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  But we'll, we'll tell you more. Yes, we'll tell you more later.
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  We'll. Deep dive in about it first.
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  How was your week, Jerry? It's been a week and a half
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  since Coachella, kind of. Yeah, I mean, a week and a day
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  getting back. I think anyone who's been to a
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  festival or or has gone on vacation knows the feeling of
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  coming back to work, getting into your daily routine and just
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  having that post whatever depression.
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  It fucking sucks. Sucked.
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  It sucked so much, but the week itself was really chill.
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  It was only a four day work week. 3 for some of.
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  Them, whatever. I got sick.
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  I couldn't help it. Sick.
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  I'm sick of you right now. I'm just kidding.
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  It was it was really, it was cool.
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  It was chilled. Luckily, nothing crazy happened
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  at work. And I mean, up until now, it's
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  it's it's really chill. No complaints.
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  That's good. How about you?
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  I came back with like a cold on Monday, like on the way back I
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  felt it. I, I, I've been coughing the
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  whole weekend because it's really dirty.
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  But Monday night I'm like unloading my car and I'm like,
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  dude, I'm so tired. Like I slept like this might be
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  the Coachella I slept the most. Shout out to Oh, what, what did
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  we say? What you said a rule.
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  I was about to shout someone out.
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  Oh oh OK so this episode we'll most likely have a lot of name
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  drops if you are called if we take attendance and your name is
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  dropped, you owe us a dollar because we are a start up and
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  we. We got.
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  Bills to pay. We got bills to pay.
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  Yeah, So I apologize if there's any weird changes to the audio
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  quality. I don't know what happened to my
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  little laptop that we were recording on.
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  We migrated. Yeah.
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  So this is going to be recorded on my big PC.
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  If you hear a fan, it's that. It's me making bad noises.
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  All of our fans. It's our fan.
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  We have one fan in the room. Yes, thank you.
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  Big shout out to you. Looking at you.
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  Dell, you owe us a dollar. That's Adele.
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  Adele, yeah, she's. Right there.
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  Always here. Adele.
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  Oh my God, a space Dell. All right, so.
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  So before I shout out another person, OK, who I was gonna
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  shout out right now just in conversation, the biggest shout
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  out goes to the birthday girl we got to celebrate during
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  Coachella. Melissa, happy birthday to you.
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  She turned. Oh.
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  No, I don't know what she wants to tell.
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  She turned a really good age. She turned around.
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  Yeah, every now and then I get a.
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  Yeah, that was fun. We celebrated.
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  This is the second Coachella. We No.
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  Every Coachella has been her birthday, I'm pretty sure.
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  Every Coachella. Wow.
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  But you were invited and you didn't go.
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  Were you invited? Did I know you?
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  I don't think we knew each other for the first one.
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  You all went to 2022. Yeah.
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  Wow, time flies. It really does.
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  But yeah, yeah. We celebrated her, we sang her
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  birthday songs, we gave her a cake made out of Banduzu.
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  Y'all killed it with a decoration and the giant pinata
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  and the giant pinata. That was a highlight.
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  OK, OK. No, we're we keep talking about
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  Coachella. We will get to that, I swear.
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  Stop, but stop guys. Stop pressuring us.
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  Gee, I this last week I was sick.
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  I've been sick. I still feel a little cough.
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  If you hear me cough, I'm so sorry.
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  Apologize to my neighbors if they can hear me through the
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  wall because I'd be coughing before bed.
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  I mean I'm hacking like the phlegm coming out.
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  Aside from that, I had a really good week last week.
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  It was really chill. This weekend I went to the LA
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  Festival books, LA Times Festival books with the book
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  club. The turn pages, all 5 of you.
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  That's 55 of. Them five of them, 5 bucks.
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  It's Liz Dulce. Paula, Melissa, Gloria.
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  You'll make a dollar. Melissa.
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  Now you owe me $2.00. We went.
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  That was really fun. I got to meet some an author
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  really like. I listened in on a panel.
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  And I won a raffle. You won a raffle.
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  On one of the main stages. What did you win?
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  I won a tote bag. I'll show it to you later.
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  But me and the the girlies who liked that one Quicksilver book,
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  they waited in line for an autograph for like an hour and a
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  half. I did hear that story.
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  Me and Lizette said fuck that. With some rain I guess.
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  Torrential downpour. Me and Lizette got rained on.
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  We didn't bring the right jackets or umbrellas.
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  We got real wet. Lizette dropped her sandwich.
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  No. She dropped half her sandwich.
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  Sorry, Liz. Mine was swimming in water by
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  the time I found an umbrella. Your sandwich was yes in.
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  Water in my little paper tray. I was like running trying to
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  find an umbrella and it just got soaked.
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  Nice anyways. Did you drink the juice after?
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  No protein? No, I drink my little Diet Coke.
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  Anyways, towards the end of it we went to the the like Spanish
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  area of the festival and apparently the LA Times has a
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  like a Spanish subset called Velos.
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  LA Times Velos a dollar. Yeah, you.
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  Yeah, I'm not subscribing to you.
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  Luckily, the Velos part is free. It's in front of their pay wall,
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  they were saying. So I signed up.
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  I put my name in the raffle. We went to the mainstage and
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  then the ladies like, hey guys, the MC.
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  Just to let you guys know, we are hosting A raffle.
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  If you want to put your name down in the corner, we're going
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  to announce the winner every hour.
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  And I'm, you know me, I'm the main character.
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  I'm sitting in the front like, mm, hmm, yes, shaking my head,
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  doing my little put me down. I got you girl.
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  And she's like, and if you go after this and say you were at
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  the panel, you're going to get a second entry.
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  And I'm like, oh, I'm a goat. And she's pointing at me like,
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  yeah, yeah, good, good. Go do it.
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  She comes back out and she's like, OK, guys, I'm going to
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  announce the winner. The winner for the tote is Brian
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  Lopez Rigged. Me and Liz just like grab each
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  other, like, no way. And she sees that it's me.
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  And we were like, we were having a little banter on and off
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  stage. She's like, Oh my God, it's you.
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  You won. You know exactly when you put
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  that paper in. She's like.
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  Mark it, She looked, She looked. For it she.
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  Said which one? That name Brian, That looks like
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  a Brian. She, she after you put it in
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  there, she went back, took it out, and then when she pulled
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  from the little hat or whatever, it was you.
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  Yeah, it was. Awesome.
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  And then you know it. Really.
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  And then I I knew that I'm a winner and that's all that
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  mattered. You're a winner.
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  I'm a winner. You're a winner, baby.
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  We watch the panel. One of my favourite authors was
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  there, Aiden Thomas. You owe me a dollar, Aiden
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  Thomas I did tell them that because they had a signing after
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  and I did not know that they were going to, but I hoped that
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  they would. So I brought my book because the
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  book, the characters, the book, the story is very the other Los
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  Muertos like focused and it's about like speaking to the dead
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  and Bru hasn't that. And that's what I based my DND
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  character off of is that book. So when we did our signing and
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  it granted it's not their most recent book.
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  It's like one of their earlier books and they were there
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  promoting the most recent book. That's awesome.
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  I pulled it out and I said, I'm so sorry that this is not the
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  most recent. I swear I have them.
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  I do, but can you sign this? Because this is what my DND
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  character is about and he's like, what?
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  Tell me more. So yeah, while we were there
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  signing, I told him like, yeah, men characters based off of
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  this. So I've been like teaching a lot
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  of my Dungeons and Dragons friends like like Spanish words
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  and stuff like that because it's all based from this book and
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  they were like that's so cool let's wait what?
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  Picture the MDA and. Who?
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  Who does that consist? Of Matt Fenchi, Dave Steph,
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  Steph Dulce, Dulce, Jerry Jerry. Fuck that's 6 bucks.
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  There's one more, Brian. 7 bucks.
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  I'm sorry, I was thinking about everyone's D&D name. 7 bucks
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  right there. Yep, I will not be giving you
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  the dollar right now. OK, well I'm putting it on your
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  tab anyways. Anyways.
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  Anyway, it was fun. That's what my Saturday was.
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  Sunday. I just chilled.
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  I heard you were in Arizona. I went to Arizona, I saw the
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  boys. Congrats, Andre.
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  Congrats Andre, you owe us a dollar.
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  That's a dollar. It was fun.
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  We slept very little. We had, you know, late nights of
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  just. Talking debauchery.
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  Debauchery. What?
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  What debauchery? Debauchery.
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  That's a big goal for Elmo. Anyways, That's, and yeah, it
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  was fun. Not a not a fan of the drive.
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  Beautiful deserts. You know, I, we passed by Joshua
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  Tree. Yeah.
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  Who'd you do? We passed by Indio.
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  I, I do, Johnny. Oh, John the Don.
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  That's the dollar. We drove hella traffic.
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  So we got there like 5-6 hours. Got there like at 1:40 in the
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  morning, but we passed Indio and I saw all the billboards again
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  and I just got even sadder again.
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  And I was like, Oh my God, I wish.
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  And stagecoaches like, yeah, happening again.
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  Yeah, it happened. So I was like, Nah, whatever.
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  But yeah, Arizona was fun. We saw it went to a baseball
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  game and oh, nice. What'd?
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  You see, we saw the Diamondbacks versus the Atlanta.
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  Braves. The Diamondbacks, Yeah, cuz they
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  were going against the Dodgers when we went.
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  And up until very recently I was a big Dodger fan.
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  The whole White House didn't change that.
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  I'm sorry. I'm woke.
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  But anyways, we had a good time and once again thank you Mariano
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  and Andre for hosting me. And that's the third dollar.
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  And that's the third dollar. So very fun weekend, very chill.
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  And we drove back and that was tiring, but it was fun.
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  Yeah. I'm just glad to be home.
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  I forgot what I was saying I. Thought you were looking through
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  the door. I'm like who the fuck is?
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  No, no, no, no. Right behind me, isn't he?
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  I lost. My train of thought because he
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  yelled at me for being. I'm sorry.
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  Dusty, you're looking forward for the day I.
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  Was Oh yeah, Jerry's coming. You're welcome.
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  So I'm like, I I need to throw out my trash.
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  Like what if it's stinky in here?
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  So I go take out my trash. I opened the little gate.
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  Today's Monday trash comes on Friday.
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  The trash can is full with like leaves and branches.
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  I'm like OK, that's trashing the trash can.
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  The big dumpster. Not not the the green.
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  No, we don't have one. It.
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  So they're just throwing things in there.
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  OK, It's in a back alley. I'm like, that's annoying.
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  So I go and I stuff my little bag of trash wherever I can.
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  I turn around, it's right next to the gate.
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  I turn around to open the gate and I hear someone yelling at
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  me. Hey.
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  And I turn around so slowly, like who's yelling like me?
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  You're yelling at me. And it's this man.
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  You're talking to me. This is the man.
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  I'm the only one here yelling. At me, he's like, hey, you need
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  to do something about this. You need to e-mail your
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  landlord. And I'm like what?
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  Pause. Pause, Sir.
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  Pause, Sir. So you don't live here.
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  He's like, yeah, this is full, you know, do you know who who
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  does this? This is a, a landlord.
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  Is that one of your neighbors? And I looked at him and I'm
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  like, Sir, I'm, I'm just getting home.
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  I don't know. It's like we need to do
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  something. You need to send them an e-mail.
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  You need to give them a call. And I'm like, Sir, even if I
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  did, I have no confidence they're going to do anything
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  about it. He's just like, whoa, well, this
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  is a big issue. Like, look, it's full.
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  People are going to start dumping their diapers to to the
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  side of it. And then I'm going to have to
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  back up into that. So I guess he has a, his garage
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  faces where the dumpster is at. Oh.
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  That sucks. And I'm like, OK.
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  This is affecting you. I'm like what?
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  I agree with you. I'm annoyed that it's full but
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  you're you're asking the wrong person.
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  I'm going to e-mail you like. I was walking away after that
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  whole debacle. I'm like, dude, it took three
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  months for me to get a mailbox. Do you think they're going to
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  care about this trash? You said I'm going to call the
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  city. Good.
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  Good. Great.
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  You should you should, you really should.
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  They'll do something. You should honestly look at the
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  freaking. There has to be a number on the
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  on the dumpster that they can call and do a yeah, like girl.
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  Anyways, that was another not enraged, but just like, why am I
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  in another confrontation? Yeah, within like an hour.
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  You should have just leafed it alone.
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  He should have. He should have leafed it alone.
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  Get it? Because there was leaves in.
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  I know. Get a whole stick up his ass
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  instead of in the trash can. Anyway, that's what I wanted to
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  vent today. I'm.
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  Sorry if I. If I cut you short in any way.
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  Cut me short? No.
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  Maybe those branches were cut shorter of true, they should
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  have been cut shorter because there's no space.
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  No, and I'm not getting any sunlight.
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  Like plants aren't doing great. That plant looks great.
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  Oh yeah, that one is that looks great.
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  Let's look at your other plants. Oh, I.
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  Got a new one things to do say a couple weeks back I sent her on
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  a mission to go to Swiss cheese. This is cheese.
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  Swiss cheese is not good. No, that one's doing fine.
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  Not a fan. Not now you're I'm a fan of your
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  plant. I'm not a fan of the cheese.
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  The actual cheese. Oh oh, I agree, I'm not a cheese
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  guy. I am, but not for that kind.
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  OK. That is wild.
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  Friend of the world, thank you for sharing.
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  I appreciate it. You're welcome.
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  Cheers to Mondays. I'm drinking a beer and Jerry's
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  drinking coffee. Americano, you're.
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  Welcome. I'm a barista.
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  Thank you very much for your time.
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  Brian, that is a Jack of all trades, yeah.
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  So all trades, yeah, Jack of all the time.
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  Dude. Mr. All trades, yeah.
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  So we are here to recap Coachella to jumpstart.
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  Literally jumpstart. Get it?
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  Oh true, last day had to jumpstart a car.
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  We did. Oh, and there's drama involved
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  in that. Oh, wait, you'll hear.
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  You'll hear all about it. She would do this
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  chronologically, yes. Like before or like starting
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  there before day zero or. Yeah.
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  I mean what was your like prep like?
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  Our prep. I did mine all that week.
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  Our prep LED up to like the very last morning of no, not the
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  morning of, but like everything was packed.
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  Are you ready to go there before?
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  I heard you forgot things though.
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  We forgot two things. But yeah, we were at the stores
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  like the night before. We were trying to still look for
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  outfits. Outfits came together.
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  They they were great. Dulce, that's a dollar came up
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  with a last minute outfit that looked amazing on her.
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  Very stressful. But yeah, prep was, was, was
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  really, you know, we, we went really late into the night.
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  We fell asleep really late, but it worked out because you don't
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  want to be packing your car. No, the morning of we were on a.
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  Tight schedule too. We were.
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  So I had talked to, I had a whole separate group chat.
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  Don't get mad at Melissa Dollar, a group chat with Gloria and
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  Gudce about how are we going to plan the surprise?
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  Like what's the vibe? So our planning did start like 2
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  to 3 weeks before. Yeah, I remember that, that one
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  store, you guys. Went to like a party store.
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  We picked up a bunch of things. I had seen a TikTok of this
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  place that has these Windex shots.
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  So I had to reverse engineer that, yes.
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  So that was not an original idea.
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  I put I still get a bottle of tequila into Coachella by
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  getting a huge case of Cokes. Like the big flat ones.
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  Like the big like flat rectangle.
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  Took out a bunch of cokes, stuck a tequila bottle in there, put
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  the Cokes back and then glued it shut.
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  Men in stem. Men in stem.
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  So then I took an empty squirt bottle, filled that with
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  tequila, a little bit of lemonade and then some.
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  Like were you on TikTok when they were doing the let's make
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  my water for the day? And it was people just putting a
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  bunch of flavouring packets. In their water, No, but that's
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  what's funny as. Hell, that's what he did.
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  I found one of those at Dollar Tree to make it blue.
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  So that that was like that was set up for day zero because we
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  did, we got there. Luckily, there was no drama in
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  pulling up. Coming in, it was smooth.
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  We went what, waited 10 minutes? Yeah, not bad.
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  I think it was faster this time around.
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  I know, but they stole some of our not stole but security took
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  all our aerosols. Inconsistent They.
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  Didn't even look at Melissa Senya Dollar.
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  They didn't even look at their carton, Senya said.
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  She had all her like Hairspray and and spray bottles.
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  Crazy. Like in the back that they were
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  holding that they didn't look in.
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  I had one bag and they rummaged it.
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  Yeah, they went through our stuff too, and they took away my
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  they confiscated my deodorant, which is aerosol, some powder,
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  which is aerosol, and my sunscreen.
• 17:38
  And then they were like, oh, you'll get more sunscreen in
• 17:40
  there. I'm like, yeah, but now I have
• 17:41
  no deodorant. Yeah.
• 17:42
  So I had to like Audible and buy 1.
• 17:44
  Luckily for terrible, by the way.
• 17:46
  Really. I hate white deodorant.
• 17:48
  Sorry, this is a tangent, but go ahead.
• 17:49
  Hate it because I knew it was going to like stain my black
• 17:52
  shirt. That's my whole wardrobe and my
• 17:54
  Born This Way Gaga shirt, crazy white Saints.
• 17:58
  But thanks to the Italian soap that we bought in Italy, took it
• 18:01
  right out. It's like a big bar of soap.
• 18:03
  It's not Zotet, it's. It's similar, but it's.
• 18:06
  It's like the. Italian.
• 18:08
  Whoa. Whatever it's called.
• 18:10
  Do you think about that? Sure it's.
• 18:12
  Brand new. So anyways, yes, confiscating a
• 18:14
  lot of. Took my sunscreen.
• 18:16
  They also took my my foot spray. So I was walking around with
• 18:19
  stinky toes. What would they do that to me
• 18:22
  they do. They do.
• 18:23
  Luckily, yeah, but luckily we didn't wait like we pulled up to
• 18:27
  the Stater Ralph Stater brothers, Stater brothers in the
• 18:30
  city of Indio. We met up with with Willow
• 18:35
  Michelle, a dollar please, and our new friend Chris Coachella.
• 18:41
  Chris. Yes, Chris, I'm sending you the
• 18:44
  link specifically to this and I'm still waiting to hop on
• 18:49
  Rivals I. Haven't played.
• 18:51
  Since, yeah, Jerry left, it's been missed connections.
• 18:55
  I'll be hopping off and I see him like, get on.
• 18:57
  But at that point, it's like 10:00 PM.
• 19:01
  Anyways, we met them. We did our campsite.
• 19:05
  I got all my camp stuff thanks to Mr. Joe.
• 19:08
  Thank you, Joe. You owe me a Dolly.
• 19:11
  Thank you. At this at this rate, Anthony,
• 19:13
  you owe me a dollar too. If you listed, we're gonna be So
• 19:18
  we're gonna be rich. So setup was easy and we had
• 19:26
  great weather, dude, great. 10 out of 10.
• 19:28
  We pulled up and it was like 80 something degrees last year.
• 19:33
  I think it was like pushing like 100.
• 19:35
  Yeah, it. Was really hot last year or two
• 19:38
  years. Ago yeah and we got everything
• 19:40
  set up really quick we were like already lounging like within an
• 19:43
  hour yeah or less honestly it. Did it Did not take that.
• 19:47
  Long was OK I I do get a little fuzzy because the drinking
• 19:52
  didn't start promptly. Was day 0 Mohito Monty, No.
• 20:01
  I think that was day one. That was Friday.
• 20:04
  I think that was Friday. Are we sure?
• 20:08
  Not that I don't trust you. Everything.
• 20:10
  Zero. I don't trust my memory.
• 20:11
  I remember. Because I was wearing the Coors
• 20:14
  Banqueture shout out banquet. Boys, Yeah, I'm going to have my
• 20:15
  phone out as as like a calendar. It was day zero.
• 20:19
  Yeah, it was. It was day zero.
• 20:21
  So our friend Monty, I got the pictures.
• 20:25
  Great. He brought his like a little DJ
• 20:28
  set, so he he had a whole set for us.
• 20:30
  He does. Not take requests.
• 20:33
  And he plays, what was it? He plays EDM in Espanol, Yes, I
• 20:37
  think so. It was really good.
• 20:39
  All the songs he played were amazing.
• 20:40
  Gloria brought out a bubble machine.
• 20:42
  Great. You're playing beer pong and
• 20:45
  then one of our friends gave you something to wear.
• 20:49
  What happened? One of our friends gave you
• 20:51
  something to wear that you took full advantage of the entire
• 20:54
  weekend. So.
• 20:55
  I had AI had a great idea to take a Lucha auto mask to
• 20:59
  Coachella. And thank you, Matt, for letting
• 21:02
  me borrow the Venta Settle yellow color.
• 21:08
  Mask that's what it means OM OK, so.
• 21:12
  I wore that all weekend and it was the best thing ever because
• 21:16
  so many people recognize it well.
• 21:19
  OK. More than half of other people
• 21:21
  that like said something recognize.
• 21:23
  Me though. They have called you Rey
• 21:24
  Mysterio, yeah. And I was not a Rey Mysterio
• 21:26
  cosplayer, but it was so fun where that he he Bentham made an
• 21:31
  appearance to Mojito Monte set. Yeah, he did.
• 21:34
  That was cool with him because he was in Las Vegas and he just.
• 21:38
  Came he dropped in like then he. Was like, I have to be there for
• 21:41
  you. Don't.
• 21:41
  Monty, I think he parachuted it, probably.
• 21:44
  I heard the helicopter, yeah, they dropped him on the hill
• 21:46
  that must have been and they rolled down.
• 21:50
  And it was a hit. Yeah, and he stayed the whole
• 21:52
  weekend. He stayed the whole weekend.
• 21:54
  He did go do. Yeah, he did his fighting and
• 21:56
  then he came back. But it was so fun.
• 21:58
  He's such a good guy. He's honestly super done.
• 22:01
  Yeah, he was really nice, Yeah. Shut up, I got.
• 22:04
  The pic he did have beef with Monty.
• 22:06
  He had. Beef.
• 22:07
  Yeah. Oh my God.
• 22:08
  Oh, you weren't there? No, no, no, no, no, dude.
• 22:10
  Like, I don't, I mean, you must have gone to the bathroom or
• 22:13
  something because any, any time I saw him, I don't think I
• 22:16
  remember seeing you. That's got to be coincidence.
• 22:19
  Yeah, OK. Of course.
• 22:20
  Yeah, yeah. In the.
• 22:21
  Restroom. Like, I mean, I had to go.
• 22:22
  You know. Oh, true.
• 22:23
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:24
  Oh, OK. Well, let me tell you what
• 22:26
  happened. What happened?
• 22:28
  Oh, no. He disconnected.
• 22:30
  Let's pause. OK, speak into your mic.
• 22:33
  Check, check, check. OK, if you hear very silent,
• 22:37
  Jerry, is it because this mic dot disconnected and we didn't
• 22:40
  notice? OK, I'm keeping my my, my eyes
• 22:43
  on the screen the entire time. Jerry, don't look at me.
• 22:46
  I'm not looking. What are we talking about?
• 22:49
  Wait, why can't I look at you? Because I you can look at me,
• 22:52
  I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at the audio.
• 22:53
  Level disrespect what? Make eye contact with me.
• 22:56
  No, I can't. I'm nervous.
• 22:57
  In my own house. Excuse me?
• 22:59
  Hey, I got his eyes on you. OK, So I'm back.
• 23:03
  Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
• 23:04
  Shout out to the the listener who told us something.
• 23:06
  My mic wasn't working. Thank you.
• 23:08
  Chat. Yeah.
• 23:09
  Thank you for calling it out. Yeah.
• 23:10
  Thank you. Appreciate it.
• 23:12
  So beef. Wait, what are you talking?
• 23:13
  About Yeah. So one time when you were gone,
• 23:16
  Bentha showed up and he, he just like, looked at Monty and Monty
• 23:21
  looked at him back, like with a really weird look, and it just
• 23:24
  set him off. Dude.
• 23:25
  What? It was like right after we were
• 23:27
  playing either Rage Cage or Beer Pong.
• 23:30
  It was Sunday and I don't know, Penta just ran at him and, like,
• 23:35
  picked him up and, like, put him in a headlock.
• 23:37
  Dude. There's video.
• 23:38
  We might be really. Yeah.
• 23:40
  Once we post, once we make an Instagram, we'll post it.
• 23:42
  We'll post. He didn't mention anything to me
• 23:43
  after. Well dude, he probably ashamed
• 23:46
  because he really fucked him up. What?
• 23:48
  Dude? I think Monty broke a leg.
• 23:50
  That's dude. We took him to the medic tent
• 23:52
  and everything. Oh, then that.
• 23:54
  That's probably why he's not walking around after.
• 23:55
  Yeah, with what? Damn.
• 23:58
  Yep. I thought he was a fan of Mojito
• 24:01
  Monte. I get well, things change, I
• 24:02
  guess in the desert it. Was mayhem.
• 24:04
  Yeah, it was mayhem in the desert.
• 24:06
  Mayhem. Tensions rise totally.
• 24:08
  All that dust going around, yeah, it will treat your brain.
• 24:12
  Speaking of mayhem, Saturday was work.
• 24:17
  We accomplished a. Feat which the plan came
• 24:20
  together the night of Thursday. In passing.
• 24:23
  I think someone mentioned something about Lady Gaga and
• 24:27
  either me or Dulce said oh we, we should do barricade.
• 24:30
  And I think I said it and then Dulce just like said yes.
• 24:35
  Yeah, because I know like earlier or like the day before,
• 24:37
  she was like, we're fucking saying barricade, we're going to
• 24:39
  do it. Whoever's down.
• 24:41
  Cool. And and she put her numbers.
• 24:44
  Yeah, she she brought five of us together.
• 24:46
  Obviously, whatever she does, I'm definitely going to be
• 24:49
  doing. But I was on the same page from
• 24:51
  the beginning. Like I have to be, we have to be
• 24:53
  barricade and we set on a mission.
• 24:57
  We did, we ran into the festival at not the initial like run
• 25:01
  through. Because those people that did
• 25:03
  come in at like around 1 I think when they opened.
• 25:05
  The Yeah, they went to the the front stage.
• 25:07
  Yeah, they're in front of the stage.
• 25:08
  That barricade is looking directly at those lights.
• 25:11
  Yeah, and stuff. We ran to the 2nd and barricade
• 25:14
  area right behind one of the the camera rigs that goes side to
• 25:18
  side. So it was right behind a bunch
• 25:20
  of the cameramen set up, but we hunkered down.
• 25:24
  Got to like around 2 I think. No dude, it was like 140.
• 25:27
  One something, almost two. Yeah.
• 25:29
  And we found a spot. We put out the little blanket.
• 25:32
  We had shifts like you get to go to bathroom this time you got to
• 25:36
  go to the bathroom the next time.
• 25:37
  Me and Lucid did a merch run so we both like ran out to the
• 25:40
  merch tables. Luckily we brought snacks.
• 25:44
  Yes, one of the bathroom trips would say brought us hot dogs,
• 25:48
  but honestly it Friday made the Coachella ticket price worth.
• 25:52
  It Yep, we stayed there from 1:40 to almost 2.
• 25:58
  In the morning in. The morning, so that's why 11
• 26:00
  hours. Yeah, dude. 11 hours.
• 26:02
  It granted other people are performing.
• 26:04
  We saw The Sacred Souls when they were really good, great,
• 26:07
  they jumped into the audience. I did not see that I was.
• 26:10
  I was sitting down on the ground for a big portion of it just
• 26:13
  because I wanted to make sure no one like crept up on us and
• 26:15
  tried. To.
• 26:15
  Because eventually it did. We started off with so much
• 26:17
  space. Yeah, real comfortable after the
• 26:20
  sacred souls I think was Marina, which I love.
• 26:23
  Great, I had. So much fun.
• 26:25
  Yeah. It was just her on stage and her
• 26:26
  sheer pink dress singing her hits.
• 26:29
  The sort of being heartbreaker. Great.
• 26:33
  That was fun. I lived my.
• 26:34
  My. High school Tumblr fantasy
• 26:37
  dream. That was amazing.
• 26:38
  What? Was your Tumblr handle.
• 26:41
  Do you really want to know? I mean if it's OK with you
• 26:43
  sharing. It might still be around.
• 26:45
  It was Brian goes hipster.tumblr.com.
• 26:49
  And I'll tell you what hipster he was.
• 26:52
  I. Tried my hardest.
• 26:53
  I was a visco girl before visco girls or anything hipster.
• 26:57
  Great 2014 anyways that that was that was one of the highlights.
• 27:02
  And then afterwards, Benson Boone came on.
• 27:05
  Benson, Boone and look. I was talking shit before.
• 27:09
  So was I. That's why I'm I'm going to
• 27:11
  confess. So was I.
• 27:13
  They he He changed our minds. He changed our minds with the
• 27:18
  performance alone. He has stage presence.
• 27:20
  He had the hits. He can sing.
• 27:22
  He sings great. His outfits were campy.
• 27:26
  Yeah, they were. They were very Americana, but
• 27:28
  like a very, I want to say like a mix of, oh, he's saying a
• 27:35
  tribute. What's, what's his name?
• 27:37
  Freddie Mercury, he reminded me. Freddie Mercury meets David
• 27:42
  Bowie meets. Harry Styles.
• 27:45
  Harry Styles. OK, slash.
• 27:48
  White TikTok boy. Yes, good stash of my stash.
• 27:51
  On of all. Three, Yes, his rendition of
• 27:54
  Bohemian Rhapsody was really good.
• 27:56
  Yeah, unfortunately he did not bring out Brian May this time
• 27:59
  around. He did.
• 28:00
  He invited him but there was flight issues.
• 28:02
  Yeah. And I had to see Brian May came
• 28:03
  out weekend one. And that would have been, to me,
• 28:06
  another highlight that would have been top three.
• 28:08
  He brought out the cardboard cut out.
• 28:10
  And that was awesome too. But it's nothing like the real
• 28:12
  guy. It's Brian, but he's one of the
• 28:13
  greatest guitarist of all time. But Queen Great Queen Bohemian
• 28:17
  Rhapsody rendition is it? Flips off the stage, which got
• 28:20
  my vote. If if it ain't a Benson Boone
• 28:24
  performance. If he's not flipping.
• 28:25
  True, he was flipping like a yeah Chihuahua that does the
• 28:28
  flips at the swap meet. Oh my God, yeah, the little.
• 28:30
  Yeah, that that was Benson Boone.
• 28:32
  Yeah, sliding off the sides of the stage.
• 28:34
  And then he did a I went back to watch the videos to get the
• 28:38
  whole vibe, but he did a front flip off the stage.
• 28:42
  Did not see that front. Flip front, flip into the
• 28:46
  barricade area where the camera was, where we were at and he
• 28:49
  went around and he 5 high fived everyone we touched.
• 28:51
  Benson, Boone. Twice.
• 28:52
  I still haven't washed my hand. You touched him twice?
• 28:54
  Yeah, his left hand and then his right hand or whatever sequences
• 28:57
  was so lucky Twice. But my left hand has not been
• 29:00
  washed. That's what smells.
• 29:02
  No, those are trash from earlier.
• 29:04
  Oh. Are you sure still?
• 29:07
  OK. What are you saying?
• 29:11
  Yeah, yeah. That was cool.
• 29:12
  Yeah, Gloria joined us at that point.
• 29:14
  Gloria was like delivered by Monty.
• 29:17
  Shout out to Monty. He's like, I brought her.
• 29:19
  I'm gonna go pick her up in an hour.
• 29:22
  He brought me that, that Red Bull.
• 29:24
  He came in clutch with the Red Bulls.
• 29:25
  Just standing there for so many hours.
• 29:27
  I was. Like so water.
• 29:28
  Water. It's camp counselor Monty.
• 29:30
  Thank you so much. We kind of made friends with the
• 29:32
  security guards. The body, there was this one
• 29:35
  girl, like slim, thick, like itty bitty waist and like like a
• 29:40
  butt, huge butt. Amazing.
• 29:42
  She was so, so sweet, so nice. She brought us water.
• 29:47
  Like yes girl, we see you living your life to the sacred souls.
• 29:51
  And she made friends with, like, the people in front of us.
• 29:53
  And she was, yeah, everyone was like.
• 29:54
  Talking. She was really nice, she was
• 29:56
  really kind. And then, but Missy Elliott came
• 29:59
  on, also came down. Amazing.
• 30:01
  Also talked. Stopped.
• 30:03
  Right in front of us. Dude, we're going to make an
• 30:05
  Instagram for the the podcast and we'll post our clips.
• 30:08
  Yes, there you go. That was so cool.
• 30:11
  We tried to vlog. We recorded one clip.
• 30:14
  I totally forgot about that. So right now, yeah.
• 30:16
  I just remembered. On our way to the port a
• 30:17
  potties. Yeah, granted, I was, we were
• 30:20
  that day I was drunk going into the festival, but it was it.
• 30:24
  I did sober up within like the first act and after that it was
• 30:27
  just water. Yeah, we hydrated a lot.
• 30:30
  I don't, I don't. I didn't drink that much.
• 30:32
  The 1st for for Gaga for Friday. Yeah, because I wanted to
• 30:35
  experience that sober with my whole chest and be just be
• 30:37
  ready. Yeah, 'cause I fainted.
• 30:40
  A lot of people fainting. Yeah, they did.
• 30:41
  A lot of people. And I literally said, why are
• 30:43
  they fainting? Like, are they not drinking
• 30:45
  water? What are they on?
• 30:47
  And then the security guard girl was talking to us and she's
• 30:49
  like, oh, sometimes they just like get like really like
• 30:52
  anxious or excited and their heart races and they like just
• 30:55
  get dizzy like couldn't be me. And then what happens?
• 31:01
  11/10. Act 10.
• 31:03
  My God. 11:10 PM the lights go dark. 2 Gagas show up on stage
• 31:09
  or on the cameras. The lady in red, Yeah.
• 31:12
  And then? Lady in white?
• 31:13
  Yeah. Oh no, she was in black.
• 31:15
  Yeah, she had the wig she had. The county Bob.
• 31:16
  Yeah, the wet wig, the black wig.
• 31:19
  Yeah. God, if you haven't seen that
• 31:22
  any clips of her performance, please do so right now.
• 31:25
  Stop our podcast, stop listening, give you permission,
• 31:28
  go watch that and then come back.
• 31:29
  Report it with your. Good Friday and she was singing
• 31:32
  Judas. On Good Friday, we got, my God,
• 31:37
  we got everything. At that point, like I see, I
• 31:41
  knew I had seen the entrance video on TikTok.
• 31:43
  I had tried my best to avoid everything.
• 31:44
  I didn't watch a single thing. But I knew that at one point
• 31:47
  she's in a big red dress, like a cake Topper, like she looks like
• 31:50
  a Princess cake that you stick the Barbie into.
• 31:53
  And it's the start of the show, like the curtains open and
• 31:57
  that's what you see. My heart was racing and I felt
• 32:01
  dizzy. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:04
  And we were that we were going to be that person that fainting.
• 32:06
  Yeah, dude, I was like jumping around and I had to stop myself
• 32:08
  to catch my breath because I was overwhelmed and overstimulated.
• 32:13
  It didn't feel real and like she was so close.
• 32:15
  She was right there. She.
• 32:17
  She's so small. She ran past us on the platform
• 32:20
  and she's literally so tiny. She was sprinting.
• 32:23
  She was. Wouldn't she guilt?
• 32:24
  No, it ran away. Like, laughed out loud when that
• 32:29
  happened. That was so funny.
• 32:31
  Go watch it. Please go watch it.
• 32:33
  It was amazing. She had mic issues at the
• 32:35
  beginning which she did apologize for later and was like
• 32:38
  well at least you guys know I sing live.
• 32:40
  No 100% of the time. No one doubted.
• 32:43
  I would. I doubted it because she sounded
• 32:45
  just like the CD. That's amazing.
• 32:47
  That's inhuman. She, yes.
• 32:49
  And I think she is inhuman. I think she is a generational
• 32:52
  talent. No one's doing it.
• 32:54
  I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of people out there now, not to
• 32:56
  discredit. Yeah, but she is, yeah.
• 32:59
  She's iconic. It's crazy.
• 33:00
  It's it's. How do you feel in retrospect
• 33:03
  hyping it up for a year? I mean not a year, but we've
• 33:05
  we've known for since January. Yeah.
• 33:07
  And when we knew that she was going to be headlining it is it?
• 33:10
  It didn't feel real then. And then being there waiting at
• 33:16
  that point it was what, 9 hours? Yeah, 9 hours.
• 33:19
  It just it still didn't feel real.
• 33:21
  Midway through the set it. Kind of midway through the when
• 33:23
  no, when it hit, I will tell you what song in specific, but like
• 33:27
  it was a certain point of her performance where it was like,
• 33:30
  damn, like this is happening right now.
• 33:32
  Can I guess? Go, it was paparazzi.
• 33:34
  It was paparazzi. It was paparazzi.
• 33:37
  But before I get into that, like, yeah, like her, she
• 33:40
  started off with Bloody Mary, act one of velvet and Vice.
• 33:45
  It was story. It was it was I'm going to cry
• 33:49
  again. It was paparazzi.
• 33:51
  Paparazzi was That was like the childhood.
• 33:54
  Song. It was angelic.
• 33:56
  Everything about it, it was angelic and it was that what
• 34:00
  would be like? It was less.
• 34:01
  It was like a huge production, like everything was grand.
• 34:06
  Nothing was like minimal or small.
• 34:09
  Last, Stephanie. Even when she was just like, at
• 34:12
  the last one, I cried when she was at the piano singing
• 34:14
  Shallow. I was getting a little emotional
• 34:15
  during Born This Way, but then Shallow started and I'm like
• 34:18
  there next to Melissa. We're just staring at this.
• 34:21
  We're both just sniffling. It I, I can't believe we heard a
• 34:28
  lot of the hits because it was, I mean, she's not confirmed now
• 34:32
  she is doing this. Yeah, this yeah, I just saw
• 34:34
  clips from Mexico. Yeah, she's she's doing the same
• 34:36
  tour. I do want to like keep updated
• 34:42
  on on the her tour dates to see if she adds or changes anything
• 34:47
  because I the one song I didn't want to hear because in my youth
• 34:52
  was my favorite. Wait, did she sing Just Dance?
• 34:57
  No, OK22 songs. That 2 songs are Just Dance and
• 35:05
  Love Game. I love love Game and I think up
• 35:08
  to now she's performed it at most of her concerts.
• 35:11
  Yeah I know. I think she performed at
• 35:14
  Chromatica. That would have been nice.
• 35:17
  That would have been super cool to hear.
• 35:19
  Yeah, aside from that. Love game would have been.
• 35:20
  Amazing. Every other song she sang
• 35:22
  amazing. I was even vibing for Killa and
• 35:25
  I skipped that song normally on the album.
• 35:27
  Which is wild because Killa is one of the best songs on that
• 35:30
  album. Why I mean.
• 35:31
  Crazy because of the guitar part.
• 35:32
  It's not for me. Let it be known, it's the guitar
• 35:35
  part. I wish she performed Love Drug
• 35:36
  too. That's my most played on the
• 35:39
  album, so that's just the personal.
• 35:40
  I thought she did perform love drug, no Damn.
• 35:44
  No, she performed How Bad Do You want me?
• 35:46
  Which was so good. Which is so good and she.
• 35:49
  Was. Amazing.
• 35:49
  That was beautiful. It was just her literally just
• 35:51
  running around the stage singing.
• 35:53
  Like I in my in my brain, I don't remember everything.
• 35:57
  No, I have a vague idea. Yeah, Alejandra was amazing up
• 36:00
  on that balcony. Amazing.
• 36:02
  At what point? She's, like, finished, I think
• 36:04
  right after paparazzi. She goes backstage and she just
• 36:06
  stares at the camera and me and Melissa goes.
• 36:08
  She's so pretty. She she does, she can do.
• 36:13
  She can do like do rock witchy goth to then light angelic
• 36:20
  blonde like is she can do she can do it all.
• 36:23
  So I have the set list here and it says Judas was the first time
• 36:27
  performing it since 2019. Dang, Shiza.
• 36:31
  Oh, that was ever that was a. Great.
• 36:33
  Oh my God, I would have. That's when I.
• 36:34
  Started feeling like I was going to faint because I was jumping
• 36:36
  up and down. Amazing.
• 36:39
  I told you what songs were shortened, Alejandro.
• 36:42
  First time since 2020. OK, Yeah, Alejandro.
• 36:46
  Alejandro. It it was, it was great.
• 36:50
  And I think anyone there that got to witness that?
• 36:53
  It really didn't feel like that many people because we have no
• 36:56
  one in front of us. It's just a barricade.
• 36:58
  But looking when they would do clips of the the audience, yeah,
• 37:01
  it was massive. And we showed up on camera.
• 37:04
  We showed up, we made it. We made it y'all.
• 37:05
  We made it. During an intermission, there
• 37:07
  was a long intermission during one of the acts and they're just
• 37:10
  like cameras just going through the audience and you see a clear
• 37:15
  shot of me and Jerry just yelling.
• 37:18
  Not only did we witnessed historical movement, but we made
• 37:24
  it on the Jumbotron. We made, I'm sure we made it on
• 37:25
  the live stream. No, we did.
• 37:27
  I found the. Oh, there you go, the daily BJ
• 37:30
  at Coachella. We should have got got cello in.
• 37:32
  Our own bridge. The daily BJ just like Bam slap
• 37:36
  right on our foreheads. I know when you make stickers we
• 37:38
  made it sticking them around places, but anyways.
• 37:41
  I see we're going to get the wrong idea.
• 37:43
  They're going to call us. No, they're going to click that
• 37:45
  barcode. They are what's on podcast.
• 37:47
  Let me listen. There's a daily BJ that I can
• 37:48
  get, yeah for free. Bam.
• 37:51
  Viewers, listeners. What?
• 37:54
  Any ways that that was the that was the highlight?
• 37:59
  That was the highlight. That was the highlight of my
• 38:01
  life because I was getting married.
• 38:02
  True. True.
• 38:03
  True. True, true.
• 38:04
  But I think she would say the same.
• 38:05
  That was the highlight of my year so far, yeah.
• 38:09
  That was better than my first porn.
• 38:12
  Try it. Oh, dude, yeah.
• 38:14
  I'm so glad you got rid of them. Yeah, I'm so glad you don't need
• 38:16
  that tying you down. Days two and three were.
• 38:20
  Those are fun days. I mean, yeah, day one was fun.
• 38:23
  But that was like we were, we were.
• 38:25
  Clocked in We were, yeah, we were clocked in.
• 38:27
  We did a full over 11 hour shift with OT with double overtime and
• 38:33
  the guy off was worth it and the pay off was worth it.
• 38:36
  Gaga, Stephanie. Mother.
• 38:40
  Mother, mother monster we were. We were there lifting our paws
• 38:43
  up like our paws were up. I still haven't washed that
• 38:47
  hand. He.
• 38:48
  Touched Vincent Boone and put his paws up.
• 38:51
  Untouched and clean. Yep, that was amazing.
• 38:55
  Saturday and Sunday were a lot more chill and it was more like
• 38:58
  devoted to like camp, camp fun. Which was amazing because I mean
• 39:03
  the the lineup itself wasn't packed with artists like left
• 39:07
  and right that we had to go see that we had our like schedule.
• 39:10
  It was nice because we were able to spend more time at camp.
• 39:12
  We got to do more things inside, went to a Speakeasy.
• 39:15
  We finally went on the little art display thing.
• 39:17
  Oh yeah, nice. We still didn't go to Ferris
• 39:19
  wheel. It's OK.
• 39:20
  I don't know. You have to pay for it.
• 39:21
  You have to pay. There was a kiosk.
• 39:22
  How you maybe? Oh, I've never gotten close
• 39:25
  enough to to to see or ask, but I keep saying that it's the best
• 39:29
  Coachella so far and I think it's because it was the most fun
• 39:34
  as a. Group, yeah.
• 39:36
  Like the grand, like this was the first time we we met Chris.
• 39:39
  But he like immediately just vibe with everyone.
• 39:42
  I had a really good time with him.
• 39:43
  Yeah. He's.
• 39:45
  Will and Michelle, we've already had multiple Coachella with they
• 39:49
  we'll we'll talk about Sunday, what happened Sunday.
• 39:51
  Sunday was Easter, but Saturday we did start our beer Olympics.
• 39:56
  That was a task given to me by the camp.
• 40:00
  Councillor Monty said, hey, I need your help coordinating
• 40:03
  stuff for like fun, like what are we going to do?
• 40:06
  And in my head I'm like what? What was it that we did at
• 40:10
  Lizette's house that one time? The Beer Olympics?
• 40:15
  So I committed, I bought medals. I got gold, bronze and silver.
• 40:18
  Do you still have yours? Of course I still have it.
• 40:20
  They're little medals that are also.
• 40:22
  Bottle openers. Yeah.
• 40:24
  So that was the driving force of me trying to plan this.
• 40:27
  I bought some games, didn't even use them.
• 40:30
  We got too caught up in beer pong.
• 40:31
  Yeah. No, it does not matter.
• 40:33
  We we played as much as we could, time permitting.
• 40:37
  And time permitting and just I, I wanted to go with the vibe of
• 40:41
  everyone. I didn't really want to like
• 40:43
  control everything. I did have my microphone.
• 40:45
  I bought my. MC.
• 40:46
  My mic I did host the events. I did want to make it a point to
• 40:51
  get everyone to like, like meshed together.
• 40:54
  So I didn't make teams. Melissa brought Senya, so it was
• 40:56
  Senya's first time at Coachella 2.
• 40:58
  So I I did my my groupings. Jerry was a banquet boy.
• 41:03
  Banquet boy. Will and Senya Yep, who ended up
• 41:06
  winning first place gold medalist.
• 41:09
  So to answer your early question, yes, I still have my
• 41:11
  first place medal. Yes, first place medal.
• 41:13
  Shout out, banquet boys. Banquet Blaze.
• 41:15
  Amazing Vikors banquet. I don't think we can say that
• 41:18
  legally we were not sponsored. OK.
• 41:20
  We're probably going to take that.
• 41:21
  Out. No, we'll, we'll leave it in,
• 41:22
  but we're just confirming that we were.
• 41:23
  OK, confirming we're not sponsored with that, but in my
• 41:25
  head we were sponsored and we won.
• 41:28
  They won. I I don't know, banquet.
• 41:30
  So give us a call. You found one of the special
• 41:33
  cans. Oh, yeah, one of three cans.
• 41:35
  Yeah, they have like a special edition.
• 41:36
  I have one of one of the three. Nice.
• 41:38
  But I mean, if you need someone to be the face of your beer pong
• 41:42
  team. He'll wear your merch.
• 41:45
  I'll wear your merch and I'll win.
• 41:47
  Yeah, he was pretty good. Will was pretty good too.
• 41:49
  I'm the best. And then we had MGM Grand, which
• 41:52
  was Melissa, Michelle and Gloria.
• 41:56
  And then the third team was Run DMC, which was Dulce, Monti and
• 42:02
  Chris. They were there for a good time.
• 42:05
  They were not there to score points.
• 42:06
  They were there for a good time. They picked up bronze so.
• 42:12
  If you must know, they were all strong competitors.
• 42:15
  We, we appreciate them for being out there and competing.
• 42:18
  But you know, ultimately the best team wins and that's just
• 42:21
  how it is. He likes to brag.
• 42:26
  Nope. Honestly well deserved.
• 42:27
  It's the American. Everyone was a good sport,
• 42:30
  everyone had fun. It was fun to host.
• 42:34
  We did sneak in a couple of big buzz balls, so we were we were
• 42:37
  handing those out pretty generously, yes.
• 42:42
  To. Everyone.
• 42:43
  I have to confess that we did not open ours.
• 42:46
  Oh, we didn't need to. Do that we did not.
• 42:49
  Two of them was enough. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:51
  And and I was gonna say something.
• 42:52
  Oh, you should add the hosting to your resume because that was
• 42:55
  that was really fun. I know Jerry filled in when I
• 42:58
  needed to. It's just in our nature.
• 42:59
  We're podcasters now. We're just good at comments.
• 43:02
  We just have to and and if we didn't then.
• 43:04
  You know, we're not, we're not being true to ourselves.
• 43:06
  Exactly. So yeah, I did have this eject
• 43:10
  myself from the teams and I said this is for you guys, like I'm
• 43:12
  planning this for you. So selfless it.
• 43:14
  Would and it really filled my heart.
• 43:15
  So humble. It felt good to make sure
• 43:18
  everyone was getting together because like I said previously,
• 43:20
  it was the best. It was a child I've ever had.
• 43:23
  Yeah. The camp camping was the most
• 43:25
  fun. Great neighbors.
• 43:27
  We need to just do that. Yeah.
• 43:30
  Were they great neighbors? I don't think they were.
• 43:32
  Well, my neighbors were were totally cool.
• 43:34
  We only had neighbors on one side luckily, but they were next
• 43:37
  to Melissa, Senya and then Lucy and Jerry.
• 43:39
  The one's next to Melissa and Senya.
• 43:42
  We don't like them. They also did not give me my
• 43:44
  steaks back that I let them borrow.
• 43:46
  Garbage. People day 2 we were way more
• 43:50
  drunk going into the festival. First thing we saw was T pain.
• 43:54
  I did run to go get some merch at that time.
• 43:57
  Jerry, you. Missed out.
• 43:58
  I missed out I think the majority of his performance, but
• 44:01
  I got back and I was looking for you guys while he was performing
• 44:04
  Tennessee Whiskey, which is amazing.
• 44:06
  He is a singer, yeah. He doesn't need auto tune.
• 44:08
  No, no. And he's proved that multiple
• 44:10
  times, like on his on his live streams and when we're like.
• 44:13
  I will say that's the second highlight.
• 44:15
  He was amazing. I did not realize I knew so many
• 44:17
  T pain songs and that I would be like throwing it back.
• 44:21
  I did come back to you and to throw in the back.
• 44:23
  Yes, also prior to this we did have to walk around the entire
• 44:27
  festival to find the an ID check to get our wristbands.
• 44:32
  That was a mission we. Thought they had.
• 44:34
  Every year we've gone, they had them everywhere.
• 44:36
  This year they only had them at the entrance and we walked all
• 44:39
  the way to the back. We did all the way to the side.
• 44:42
  We did. Finally got them to go to a
• 44:43
  Speakeasy. We go in, get our drinks, then I
• 44:47
  have to sit down because I'm drunk and I'm overheated and I
• 44:50
  think I'm gonna throw up. Yeah, but I still pounded that
• 44:52
  drink. It was really good.
• 44:54
  It was a Did you have the mescala one also?
• 44:55
  No dude, Mescala is nice. To eat that's.
• 44:57
  Crazy. I don't know how you like crazy.
• 44:59
  I think Andrew likes Mescala too.
• 45:01
  Might have taste. I want to go get water.
• 45:04
  That was when you guys were lined up for the Speakeasy.
• 45:06
  I was like oh I'll go get water it'll be quick.
• 45:08
  That was the slowest, most like baby stream of water coming out
• 45:12
  and I had an empty bladder so I was like filling it up and I was
• 45:15
  taking forever and I was like, man, they're going to get in
• 45:17
  there any. 2nd and you know what, what they did what was
• 45:18
  good, which I did not know. The water to buy is way cheaper
• 45:22
  than I remember. 2 bucks. 2 bucks each can. 2 bucks.
• 45:26
  Everything else expensive. My breakfast burrito was $17.00
• 45:29
  but. Those were good.
• 45:30
  They were, dude. They were delicious for Cherry
• 45:33
  every morning with my unfinished burrito.
• 45:35
  I for two mornings, Friday and Saturday, you gave me the rest
• 45:38
  of your burrito. Massive.
• 45:40
  And honestly, that was my breakfast.
• 45:41
  Like we did make eggs and stuff one day, but it was like, I'm,
• 45:43
  I'm good, I'm fine. I have my Wi-Fi.
• 45:45
  Listen, you fed me a matter of chanted 0.
• 45:47
  That's that's. All I needed matter of chants
• 45:49
  came in clutch. 11 Jerry ate his heart.
• 45:51
  It was still crunchy. OK, so now I'm feeling super
• 45:56
  self-conscious about it. In elementary school, kids would
• 45:58
  take the Maruchen packets, the square ones that are just like,
• 46:01
  you know, little bricks, and they would just eat them like
• 46:04
  that. And at first I was like, that's
• 46:06
  disgusting. And then I agree.
• 46:07
  Then they're like, go try it. And I'm like I tried.
• 46:10
  It weird and. It was pretty good.
• 46:13
  I won't try it. That's probably so bad for you.
• 46:15
  I mean, it's the same thing. Wet or dry?
• 46:18
  Wet, Wet or wet or dry. It still has the same amount of
• 46:22
  salt, it's probably just more concentrated if you.
• 46:24
  Go try it guys, eat it. Try it for yourself.
• 46:27
  Don't judge me. Tell us how it goes.
• 46:28
  Comment. I'm not going to do that.
• 46:30
  Ballot comment saying that you tried it, please.
• 46:33
  We'll respond to your comment, Jerry.
• 46:34
  'S going to respond. Thinks you tried it.
• 46:39
  I lost respect for her. That's a little respect for your
• 46:41
  ballot. What?
• 46:43
  Is it called defamation? Or whatever we're going to,
• 46:46
  we're getting sued. We're getting sued, but who's
• 46:49
  daily BJ versus oh, what's the last name?
• 46:53
  Paola. We have a better chance getting
• 46:56
  sued by a banquet winning that lawsuit.
• 47:01
  I win them a lot of money. Make me your face.
• 47:04
  Excuse me, but yeah. Anyways, anyways, yeah, great.
• 47:07
  Yeah, Speakeasy. Great.
• 47:08
  We heard the rest of Jimmy World set in there.
• 47:11
  True. I did hear the middle, which is
• 47:12
  funny because I recommended that song episode 1 if you haven't
• 47:15
  listened to it. Yeah, we didn't.
• 47:17
  We're also 2 songs behind. We didn't recommend songs last
• 47:19
  episode. We didn't.
• 47:20
  So keep that in mind, Jerry. We'll do that at the end.
• 47:22
  Think about your song. Who closed the show on Saturday?
• 47:27
  I don't remember. Green Day.
• 47:29
  Oh, we Saturday was also Charlie Day.
• 47:33
  Charlie O. Which was she commands that
• 47:37
  stage. She does.
• 47:38
  That's all she needs. She does We need backup dancers
• 47:40
  or does any crazy? She needs she.
• 47:41
  It's her her, some glasses, a mic and some auto tune and she
• 47:44
  puts on an amazing. Show and a camera guy following
• 47:47
  her. Oh my God, yeah.
• 47:48
  Who knew exactly what angles she would, like, turn to the camera
• 47:51
  and it would be like, oh, she's serving.
• 47:53
  That's what she's giving. There's a part where she was
• 47:56
  like asking the crowd to to cheer or jump or do something or
• 48:00
  sing or sing the lyrics. And I mean, yeah, you, you heard
• 48:03
  some people, but it wasn't like a crazy response.
• 48:04
  She's like, what the fuck? It was, it was the funniest
• 48:08
  thing ever, but it was great. Like she was amazing.
• 48:11
  And on on earlier in the day on the way to T pain where I'm
• 48:16
  walking with you and those and those goes.
• 48:18
  Is that Bowen Yang? Yep.
• 48:20
  And turd and. I'm like, dude, I think it is
• 48:22
  dude, that's fucking Bowen Yang. And he was just walking around
• 48:25
  with food with, I don't know his Co host's name from Lesco
• 48:29
  Churista's, but they were just holding their their little food,
• 48:32
  their little fries, walking away and we're like, oh, cool.
• 48:36
  And then come Charlie, who's the apple dance girl?
• 48:40
  Bowen Yang. Yep, that was.
• 48:42
  Cool. And he, he ate that, he hit
• 48:44
  that. Yeah, I feel that Apple's right,
• 48:47
  right to the Matt. Rogers.
• 48:49
  Oh, Matt. Matt, you have beautiful green
• 48:51
  eyes, blue eyes, beautiful eyes. They just walked over to VIP and
• 48:56
  we're like, should we go ask? I'm like, no, we should not.
• 48:57
  No, ask them for a picture. That was our only time we're
• 49:00
  gonna get to ask Bowen, Yang and Matt for.
• 49:02
  No, I don't think it's it that way.
• 49:04
  You're right. We're gonna go to to podcast con
• 49:06
  and then we're gonna be on panel with them.
• 49:08
  Yeah, we're hosting podcast con. Yes we are.
• 49:10
  Yes, we are. I.
• 49:12
  Think it's gonna be like the Willy Wonka experience, are you?
• 49:16
  I don't know how, how? What's the word when you're
• 49:22
  online all the time? There's a specific word.
• 49:25
  I don't know. You have to have a level of
• 49:28
  brain rot to remember Internet stuff like that.
• 49:31
  But you never heard about the Willy Wonka experience.
• 49:34
  I No, I don't think so. Someone like hosted this big
• 49:37
  Willy Wonka event and it was just where somewhere in England
• 49:42
  I think, and it was just like a whooping painted orange and a
• 49:45
  green wig mixing cocktails and then a ball pit.
• 49:49
  We can do that. And a bunch of AI art posters.
• 49:52
  Yeah, we can do. We can do that.
• 49:54
  Podcast. Man, CCC was amazing.
• 50:01
  Amazing. Green Day was also really good.
• 50:03
  Green Day was cool. I did not.
• 50:04
  Expect to see such a good show. I mean, they're they're honestly
• 50:08
  O GS at this point. They know how to fucking command
• 50:11
  a stage. They know how to perform.
• 50:13
  I I did grow up listening to like their songs.
• 50:15
  Not like because of personal tastes or like personal
• 50:17
  preference, but my brother, he'd he'd have them on and yeah, we
• 50:22
  go. That's all there.
• 50:23
  Yeah, great. I recognize a lot of their
• 50:26
  songs. Others I didn't.
• 50:27
  It was chill at we were hit. We were like in the back.
• 50:29
  Seat in between we went to the outdoor stage.
• 50:33
  Oh, the LA Phil. Yeah, Oh my God.
• 50:36
  Oh, you guys went in. You guys went?
• 50:37
  In the LA Phil. I was tired at that point.
• 50:41
  I did sit down by a trash can. When an orchestra, when the LA
• 50:43
  Phil Orchestra is performing at Coachella, that that is like
• 50:46
  that says everything. That's how like the best of the
• 50:50
  best, 10 out of 10, they are professionals.
• 50:53
  They are amazing at what they do, but when they bring out
• 50:56
  artists and they do songs for them, I don't remember the first
• 51:00
  one. That came out Louvey and.
• 51:02
  Then the second Natasha Bedingfield, thank you.
• 51:06
  And then Dave Grohl, which is amazing because I just saw the
• 51:09
  Foo Fighters this past year. And then I see him performing
• 51:12
  with the LA Foe and he sings. This Coachella was kind of made
• 51:16
  for. You it was crazy because.
• 51:18
  He was so. Many punk bands, they were so
• 51:20
  like I saw a Boris Spread show, which is one of my favorite DJs,
• 51:23
  and Lady Gaga, who's honestly my favorite artist of all time.
• 51:27
  And it's this is for you. This was a great Coachella.
• 51:30
  I pulled some strings. Thank you.
• 51:32
  You're welcome, Thank you. And we came out on the
• 51:34
  Jumbotron. I pulled.
• 51:35
  Some strings you don't want to know what I did to get us on
• 51:37
  Jumbotron. Was it a daily BJ Hourly.
• 51:41
  Dang, how much are you charging per hour?
• 51:44
  Don't ask you'll. You're right.
• 51:45
  The people who know I'll. Check the pace, the people.
• 51:49
  All our donation money's just gone.
• 51:51
  All the dollars I've been asking for is me because I owe money.
• 51:54
  There you go, guys. We're paying off debt, paying
• 51:57
  off Ryan's debt, Great. But.
• 52:00
  Unfortunately, we left before we saw Cynthia Riva.
• 52:03
  We. Left and I.
• 52:04
  Saw her, Who would have known? Who would have known it's OK
• 52:06
  that was. Probably 1 of the biggest.
• 52:08
  Ow, that was the biggest ow of that day of the of the whole
• 52:12
  weekend. Yeah, that was crazy.
• 52:16
  She pulled up the video and we're putting gas before we
• 52:18
  headed out, dude. It was so good I also did not
• 52:21
  hear about it until. Neither did I.
• 52:22
  Neither did I. That was, it was so good.
• 52:26
  He's so good. But I it's OK.
• 52:29
  We went over. Yeah, we rested.
• 52:31
  And then we went to go see the Misfits and.
• 52:34
  Then at that point I checked out.
• 52:36
  So please tell me how'd that go? I put the mask back back on.
• 52:39
  I think this whole time I had the mask on the the mask, yeah.
• 52:41
  We had really good pictures of you.
• 52:44
  I. Mean of of of.
• 52:45
  We have really good pictures of of.
• 52:47
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When I say I put the mask on, I
• 52:50
  meant like the, the the N 95. It was just so dusty.
• 52:53
  I know. But the Misfits are great.
• 52:56
  They're they're old. Glendanzig is old, Jerry only is
• 53:00
  old, but they're still buff, they're still killing it.
• 53:03
  They still got the vocals, they still got they're shredding.
• 53:06
  It was fun. I did not go into they performed
• 53:09
  all the songs, all like great songs.
• 53:13
  They obviously there's there's mosh pits, there's everything
• 53:16
  going on. It's it's a punk band.
• 53:18
  But I did not partake in watching this time around.
• 53:22
  I know because Dulce was kind enough to come with me and she
• 53:25
  was banging head banging her whole the whole time.
• 53:29
  What? You woman.
• 53:30
  The head banging to the misfit, I was hot.
• 53:32
  Dude right next to me, just just like feeling the music to her
• 53:36
  core. It was great.
• 53:37
  It was hot but I did not go because I know as soon as I were
• 53:41
  to leave her to go mosh and hit people.
• 53:43
  She would be gone. Someone would, I mean, she would
• 53:45
  be gone or just, I don't know, some creep or whatever.
• 53:48
  It's just I'm not going to do that.
• 53:49
  So yeah. It was late at night.
• 53:50
  What time they go on like? I had to live in some.
• 53:52
  They started late, it was like 11/20/30.
• 53:54
  In the far corner too, they were in the.
• 53:56
  Outdoor stage far because they're all the way in the
• 53:58
  corner, but it was great. That was also a highlight for
• 54:00
  me. Amazing.
• 54:02
  Like I said, I pulled some strings for you.
• 54:04
  I really wanted you to have the Coachella experience you
• 54:06
  deserve. Why don't you give me the bass,
• 54:08
  the bass guitar that Jerry only brought?
• 54:10
  I can't pull out all the stops yet, but keep an eye out on your
• 54:15
  mailbox. Okay, will it fit in the
• 54:18
  mailbox? You know how Mean Girls, they
• 54:21
  like, break the crowd into little pieces?
• 54:24
  Gotcha. You're gonna end.
• 54:25
  Up with yeah, one string. I'll take it.
• 54:29
  I'll frame it. That's.
• 54:30
  Oh, I got a free poster. Oh my God, Yeah, I got a free
• 54:32
  poster. You're welcome.
• 54:33
  That's what you got. Thank you.
• 54:34
  There you go. That was a string you pulled.
• 54:36
  Don't want to ask what I had to do for that.
• 54:37
  Oh my God that poster would have been like $50.
• 54:39
  If you want to know what Brian did no follow us on Patreon for
• 54:44
  the I'll do a story time story time daily BJ uncut yes, that
• 54:51
  was thought of a Coachella shout out Dulce.
• 54:55
  She thought about that, she did OK.
• 54:58
  So then Day 2, Day three. Day three, you want to know what
• 55:02
  the highlight of day three was for me?
• 55:04
  Which was an unexpected moment of revelry in her brotherhood.
• 55:09
  Me and Jerry went at the showers and we're in there.
• 55:11
  We're doing your thing. We're showering someone as a
• 55:13
  speaker. Yeah, so I did not have warm
• 55:15
  fucking water. Did you have warm?
• 55:16
  Water. No, dude, I was freezing.
• 55:18
  I was cold water. We got like we went to the
• 55:20
  trailers to shower. It was day three.
• 55:21
  They were out of hot water. Yeah, I know, but I was like
• 55:23
  what the fuck? There's cold and colder like.
• 55:25
  Yeah. Anyways.
• 55:27
  Someone had a speaker and they're playing Clarity by Zed,
• 55:30
  and it started off with, you know, like I'm just nodding my
• 55:33
  head, taking my shower and doing what I need to.
• 55:36
  Someone starts singing. Me, that was, I told.
• 55:39
  You. You're the first one.
• 55:40
  I was like, as soon as this hook drops, I'm we're all going to be
• 55:44
  singing this. And and I started singing.
• 55:46
  Oh Dang it. Was I can't remember OK, the
• 55:50
  water was loud. The water spot was literally
• 55:52
  like a jet coming at you. It was like I.
• 55:54
  Started the. And everyone joined in by the
• 55:57
  chorus. Everyone was singing at the top
• 55:59
  of their lungs. Yep, there was one guy, I don't
• 56:01
  know if you heard it was like. Shut up.
• 56:03
  No. And I was like, kill joy.
• 56:04
  I, I know if, if you would have kept going, I would have been
• 56:07
  like, you're just mad because you Can't Sing or something.
• 56:09
  I don't know. Just everyone was singing every
• 56:12
  single guy in their. Heart out.
• 56:13
  Was singing dancing? We were.
• 56:16
  We broke out in song and dance. We started doing choreography.
• 56:19
  Uh huh dude, we were. Y'all ever heard about meat
• 56:22
  spin? No, no, no, no.
• 56:27
  It's like. That was that was unexpected.
• 56:31
  It was fun everyone. Was singing.
• 56:34
  Yeah, the guy, it was, they're like trailers.
• 56:40
  They're like, it's like gym showers.
• 56:42
  So it's just a bunch of stalls with curtains.
• 56:44
  And after that, I'm like, I'm doing my thing, I'm showering
• 56:48
  and I hear her clanging and I'm like, what?
• 56:51
  And I look down and the person to my left, their ring had
• 56:55
  fallen off their finger and gone into my to my shower.
• 56:58
  And I'm like, oh Dang, OK, well we'll probably have to get that
• 57:03
  after I'm like doing my thing. I look back down and there's
• 57:06
  just a hand, just a very quick, like a raccoon.
• 57:10
  Like sneaking in. Literally going and just
• 57:11
  grabbing the ring and pulling it back.
• 57:13
  I was I. Had it so.
• 57:15
  Hard not to laugh. That was so funny.
• 57:16
  You. Should have grabbed his hand
• 57:17
  you. Should have stepped on him.
• 57:18
  You should have, Yeah. What do you want a handful of
• 57:22
  not for free, not give me a dollar?
• 57:23
  Not for free. Yeah, for sure.
• 57:25
  That that was the highlight of my Sunday.
• 57:26
  Yeah, aside from finishing the Beer Olympics because it was a 2
• 57:29
  day thing that that was funny. Shower beers, gotta have them.
• 57:32
  Dude that's the only time I have shower beers.
• 57:34
  In Coachella. Oh, anytime we like, like do
• 57:37
  overnight trips. Shower beer.
• 57:39
  I think my first shower beer was at like Arrowhead.
• 57:42
  Wow, Dang, 2019. 20, it was already pandemic season, OK?
• 57:50
  I think it was 21 or 22. We're irresponsible kids.
• 57:54
  Who cares? No, we everyone wore masks and
• 57:58
  it's 6 feet apart. Mm.
• 58:03
  Hmm. What day?
• 58:04
  Three day? Three day.
• 58:05
  Three day three, chill. I mean, we went in super late
• 58:08
  because we had no, I think Ed Sheeran was the first one we
• 58:11
  were going to go. See first Yeah, at like 4:00 PM.
• 58:12
  Or something. So we had the whole morning
• 58:14
  there, we were playing more, you know.
• 58:17
  Played a lot of beer, we played beer pong and a lot of Rage
• 58:20
  cage. A lot of Rage Cage, a lot of
• 58:23
  drinking and a lot of just partying.
• 58:27
  That was so fun it. Was.
• 58:30
  Shout out to the cooks they got off.
• 58:33
  Yeah, day one Gloria Monte glow. Day 2.
• 58:37
  Day 2. I mean, I was her.
• 58:39
  I was her sous chef. I was, I was going, I was
• 58:43
  putting mayonnaise on that bread.
• 58:44
  I was slapping that bread. I was putting it on.
• 58:46
  Yeah, thinking that bread, Yeah. Speaking of buns, that's why
• 58:51
  we're close. Day threw.
• 58:53
  We just found it for ourselves. Everyone just made a sandwich.
• 58:55
  We made sandwiches, which were great.
• 58:57
  Honestly, yeah, we had Pickles. Create those Pickles shits.
• 59:01
  I did not try some of the famous Monty what is the pickled
• 59:04
  onions, so I still looking forward to those.
• 59:07
  We're gonna have to ask them for a special order.
• 59:09
  We should go right now. Just knock and be like down the
• 59:11
  street. Pickled onions please.
• 59:12
  Scoria did tell me she was making posole Sunday and she's
• 59:15
  like, you can come if you want. I don't like soup.
• 59:18
  You don't like? Posole.
• 59:18
  I don't like soup. I'm like.
• 59:21
  I didn't ask you that, I said you don't like pozole.
• 59:22
  If it's in hot water, floating odds are does not give me an
• 59:28
  appetite like I'm not. Crazy.
• 59:30
  That's disappointing. I just had that conversation
• 59:31
  with Luke. She's not a big soup person
• 59:33
  either, because she's right. I, I grew up on soups.
• 59:37
  No, I, I'm, I, I'm going to text my mom and I'll be like, I need
• 59:40
  the recipe for Carlo de rez. That's the worst a beef.
• 59:43
  Soup. That is the worst one.
• 59:46
  It's on the boat and it's just floating in your soup.
• 59:49
  Just a visual. Brian, aren't you like 28?
• 59:52
  OK. And grow up.
• 59:55
  I'm 27. Oh fuck, you're 8?
• 1:00:01
  That's crazy. I do not like soup.
• 1:00:02
  It's so warm. OK.
• 1:00:03
  OK, So the verdict was that soup, it's just like water.
• 1:00:08
  Yeah, it's like a water, like a flavored water.
• 1:00:10
  And it's hot. And it has.
• 1:00:11
  OK, I get that. What about Stew?
• 1:00:13
  You know what else is soup? Juice.
• 1:00:16
  Favorite water. That's my cat.
• 1:00:19
  It's like a food, but doesn't soup need something that you can
• 1:00:22
  chew on, like a veggie or a meat or something?
• 1:00:24
  No. Is ramen a soup?
• 1:00:26
  You can just swallow ramen or somebody they feed they.
• 1:00:30
  Will and I chew myself by they feed, they will.
• 1:00:32
  That's what we're different, I mean.
• 1:00:37
  Wow, not us having tension. We have tension guys.
• 1:00:39
  This is this is a lot I did not know about this.
• 1:00:41
  I'm like convulsing. I'm like sitting real weird in
• 1:00:43
  my chair because I don't like the energy in here.
• 1:00:45
  Yeah. OK, let's change the topic.
• 1:00:46
  Let's change the topic. How about that?
• 1:00:47
  Yeah, fuck you. All right, let's go.
• 1:00:51
  Guys in the comments tell us, is soup good?
• 1:00:55
  Yeah. Do you like?
• 1:00:55
  A yay or nay? What's the soup I should try?
• 1:00:57
  That would change my mind. Super Toscana just like my Nona
• 1:01:03
  make make it. OK.
• 1:01:08
  I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a soup for you.
• 1:01:10
  It's gonna be Hardy. It's gonna be you like sausage,
• 1:01:14
  but. I do.
• 1:01:15
  OK, you like spicy sausage? Yeah, I got you.
• 1:01:18
  And if you still don't like soup after that, I.
• 1:01:21
  Like when a sausage burns a little.
• 1:01:23
  Too. It doesn't.
• 1:01:25
  Yeah. OK, so soup.
• 1:01:30
  Yeah, your name. Please let us know.
• 1:01:33
  I'm dying to know. Then I know to block you.
• 1:01:36
  I'm just kidding in. Just kidding.
• 1:01:38
  I'm just kidding. Wow.
• 1:01:39
  Dude, these are her listeners. And they owe me money.
• 1:01:42
  They. Owe us money, Brian.
• 1:01:44
  They owe us money. It was multiple dollars.
• 1:01:48
  Oh, you thought you were safe? Your name is going to come up
• 1:01:51
  soon. Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  You know where I want to go? No, no, no, that's fine.
• 1:01:55
  We'll get to that right now. So day three.
• 1:01:58
  Day three, I don't remember. We saw Ed Sheeran.
• 1:02:05
  We got April Spritz. April Spritz.
• 1:02:08
  And I don't remember much after that.
• 1:02:10
  I think because the rest of it was just chill, like we, we
• 1:02:12
  didn't really do much like we. We saw a DJ set.
• 1:02:15
  That yeah, we saw a Boris Brett show, which was good and and
• 1:02:17
  what I told because once again, he's one of my favorite DJs.
• 1:02:19
  His set from 2023 I think was better.
• 1:02:23
  Because I agree with you not watching the 2023 one because I
• 1:02:27
  was just kind of standing around like, yeah, it's not.
• 1:02:29
  Great. It was good like it, it just
• 1:02:31
  it's it's high tech minimal, which is like I think he created
• 1:02:34
  that. I like the vibe it just.
• 1:02:37
  Yeah, Chew. It's not crazy.
• 1:02:38
  It just, yeah, it was really, it was, it was, it was chill.
• 1:02:40
  That's like the word that I'm going to go with.
• 1:02:42
  It's chill. OK, it did not help that by that
• 1:02:44
  point it was many drinks in and I had mixed my Aperol Spritz
• 1:02:48
  with a seltzer. Yeah, like I put it in the cup
• 1:02:51
  to refill. It yeah, I mean, I was, I was
• 1:02:53
  gone. Healthy we had to do.
• 1:02:55
  We had to go to the bathroom like 3 times.
• 1:02:57
  A50 an hour, a lot break the seal.
• 1:03:01
  It was. It was interesting how the
• 1:03:02
  people next to us were rolling, dude, and they were rolling like
• 1:03:05
  crazy. They kept like collapsing.
• 1:03:07
  It was scary. It was, it was pretty scary.
• 1:03:08
  And then someone guy did collapse, but then he got up
• 1:03:10
  right away. So I was like, not here.
• 1:03:13
  I don't want to. No, no, because.
• 1:03:14
  That's the worst place, too. It's out in the dirt.
• 1:03:16
  You're just like hitting like Hard Rock on the floor.
• 1:03:18
  Luckily there was a Med tent like right next to the stage.
• 1:03:20
  I don't know if you saw. So I was like, OK, hopefully
• 1:03:23
  they did leave early to I don't know where, but hopefully they
• 1:03:25
  went to the Med tent to get some freaking hydration.
• 1:03:27
  And yeah, but day three was fun. We was chill, not too crazy
• 1:03:33
  recovering. Honestly, yeah, I'm feeling it.
• 1:03:36
  I don't remember who else we saw that day.
• 1:03:39
  We saw Megan the Stallion, but that was a way later.
• 1:03:41
  That was later. Oh no, that's actually the
• 1:03:43
  correct timeline. We saw that DJ, then we got food
• 1:03:45
  and went straight to Megan. And then after that, we went to
• 1:03:50
  DJ Zedd. Zedd was good.
• 1:03:53
  Zedd was good. What?
• 1:03:56
  Full circle. Moment full circle.
• 1:03:57
  Z and only ended was Z because after that I'm so sorry, Post
• 1:04:00
  Malone, I'd left. I we did not finish that set.
• 1:04:05
  Mom and dad had to go back. We were, we were like tapped
• 1:04:08
  out. We were like, we're just going
• 1:04:09
  to go back and just. The funny part was someone said
• 1:04:13
  that I think it was I don't know who you told you told someone
• 1:04:16
  and then they yelled out mom and dad are leaving and we're like
• 1:04:18
  OK bye Will and Michelle. Oh dude.
• 1:04:23
  Because I don't even know if they're the oldest.
• 1:04:25
  I don't think they. I think maybe one of them is the
• 1:04:29
  oldest, but not very much. Right now we're all like late
• 1:04:31
  20s, but we're like, OK. And then we turn around and
• 1:04:34
  they're right behind us and they're like, don't say Jerry
• 1:04:37
  left. We're like, oh, that makes
• 1:04:40
  sense. We were just tired.
• 1:04:41
  Like we, we wanted to keep dancing and we're jumping and,
• 1:04:44
  you know, obviously it's a it's a great DJ, but it's, we also
• 1:04:47
  had a bunch of people that were like passing by us and trying to
• 1:04:49
  get by. Yeah.
• 1:04:51
  Drama. Yeah, it was, it was a lot.
• 1:04:54
  And our legs were tired. My back was hurting, my neck, my
• 1:04:59
  back. We had to go, we had to go.
• 1:05:04
  We had to go back. And we just chilled.
• 1:05:06
  We made out of Chinas and we just sat down.
• 1:05:08
  We were like, damn, I don't. Think we came back much later
• 1:05:11
  after maybe like 20 minutes. Yeah, no more than like 30.
• 1:05:14
  Minutes for sure. I was tired dude, and after
• 1:05:16
  three days I'm not, I'm not built the same.
• 1:05:18
  So that's that was a conclusion also we I think we have maybe
• 1:05:22
  one more Coachella and I talked about that today.
• 1:05:25
  I will be going to Coachella. So I'm putting this out there in
• 1:05:28
  two years, in two years. That's good timeline.
• 1:05:32
  Luis is going to turn 21. Luis owe me a dollar.
• 1:05:35
  He's going to be 21 and I will be 29.
• 1:05:38
  I'll go with you. I'm 30 and I told him that we
• 1:05:41
  were going to go to Coachella. He's like, dude, that sounds so
• 1:05:42
  cool. And I'm like, you're going to
• 1:05:44
  go, hopefully you go in two years when you're 21.
• 1:05:47
  You know what will make it easier because I was also
• 1:05:49
  thinking about it like I am so down to keep coming.
• 1:05:53
  I would go multiple times. I just need to build some of my
• 1:05:56
  stamina. We started our gym grind but
• 1:05:58
  like kind of. We fell off, We fell off and it
• 1:06:01
  wasn't our fault, but you know. Also like we, I think our
• 1:06:04
  focuses were we didn't like lock into what would make the
• 1:06:11
  experience better. I think for me it's stamina.
• 1:06:14
  I should have done like a lot more cardio because we did so
• 1:06:17
  much walking and that killed me. We were strength training, so we
• 1:06:21
  were trying to be beefcake daddies.
• 1:06:22
  Yeah, which we were which? Oh dude, we which?
• 1:06:24
  We were. Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  We still, I am pretty sure if you'd take me back to the gym.
• 1:06:28
  Well, I can't Tomorrow, next week.
• 1:06:30
  We'll go to the gym next week. Yeah, let's let's get back on
• 1:06:32
  it. I'm done.
• 1:06:34
  I could still lift. The muscle's gonna be there.
• 1:06:37
  You just have to once again build it up again and but it's
• 1:06:40
  there like you're not gonna be completely at 0 how you started
• 1:06:43
  you're. Gonna I did a push up cold at
• 1:06:44
  Coachella, Monty said. Do a push up.
• 1:06:46
  And you did it. And you did it.
• 1:06:47
  And give me a kiss on the cheek because of that.
• 1:06:52
  Mm hmm, kissing and. Telly.
• 1:06:53
  Yep, Monty's my homie, he won't mind.
• 1:06:55
  He gave me a kiss on the cheek. That's it.
• 1:06:58
  And that's it. And that's it.
• 1:07:00
  Aside from that, that's what's going to get me back is
• 1:07:03
  practicing my stamina. OK, and be?
• 1:07:06
  Ready for walking? I need to do like long distance
• 1:07:07
  walking. Yeah, so.
• 1:07:09
  Yeah, we'll work on some legs because we can still strain,
• 1:07:12
  strain, hit the squat rest. And then focus on lower back.
• 1:07:16
  That's also what I hurt the most was my lower back.
• 1:07:19
  I will say lower like back pain was attributed to the sleeping
• 1:07:23
  arrangement. Look, I had two bed or two like
• 1:07:27
  bedding thingies. You forgot what?
• 1:07:30
  So now that leads us to what I forgot.
• 1:07:32
  Number one, I forgot the biggest thing ever.
• 1:07:35
  The biggest thing for us was the mattress pad.
• 1:07:37
  We were going to take the mattress pad to put on top of
• 1:07:39
  what we were going to take and that would have made things so
• 1:07:42
  much better, but I forgot it. That was on me and I forgot our
• 1:07:47
  pillows. Oh my God.
• 1:07:48
  So shout out Melissa Sanya for letting us borrow the the extra
• 1:07:53
  blanket that we use as a pillow for a bit.
• 1:07:55
  But dude. I had one extra pillow.
• 1:07:58
  I mentioned it like 4 times. I thought someone gave you some.
• 1:08:00
  I didn't realize it was only blankets.
• 1:08:02
  Why do you hate me? I don't.
• 1:08:05
  Could've taken my bed. So we.
• 1:08:08
  Listen, my first night I Joe told me like, make sure
• 1:08:11
  everything is sealed completely because it will deflate.
• 1:08:14
  Yeah, thought I did all day. It was fully inflated.
• 1:08:17
  I woke up Friday morning on the. Floor on the floor.
• 1:08:20
  Literally on the floor. With just like a little bit of
• 1:08:23
  inflated. Nothing, Nothing inflated.
• 1:08:25
  It was completely flat. I'm a big boy, Jerry, and I was
• 1:08:28
  rolling left and right. You I was like a like a like a
• 1:08:32
  rolling pin, OK. And I woke up just on the floor.
• 1:08:36
  So that led to my back pain. So you're you're right.
• 1:08:39
  It's it's just a sleeping thing and you know, we're we're
• 1:08:41
  getting old. You know, we're getting we're
• 1:08:43
  getting older. So we should also work on
• 1:08:47
  stretching. So I will be following a month
• 1:08:49
  on in Monty steps. And stretching true.
• 1:08:51
  Oh absolutely. I think it's going to help a lot
• 1:08:53
  that stretch you gave me for my lower back.
• 1:08:57
  Anyways, we've been recording Part 2 of part this episode for
• 1:09:00
  45 minutes. We've been gapping.
• 1:09:01
  Time flies when you're. Living fun.
• 1:09:03
  OK speed round. Anything we have we missed.
• 1:09:06
  There was boys and speedos. Yes.
• 1:09:08
  We had amazing outfits. I think day three we were all
• 1:09:11
  dressed the best. Loved my outfit you all saw on
• 1:09:14
  Instagram. Anything else?
• 1:09:17
  Speed round Jerry. I'm I'm.
• 1:09:19
  I'm. I'm.
• 1:09:19
  I'm. Coachella that we're missing.
• 1:09:21
  Great people, great music, great weekend.
• 1:09:25
  Go to Coachella if you haven't. Yeah, just just do it.
• 1:09:29
  Just do it. Just do it.
• 1:09:30
  Just do it. Just.
• 1:09:31
  Do it Have a jolly old time. Stop at They're Gonna Owe me a
• 1:09:35
  Dollar, but stop at a BlackBerry diner on the way back.
• 1:09:38
  Tradition. We're gonna we're gonna we're
• 1:09:40
  gonna keep that going after an event, after a festival, after
• 1:09:42
  anything. BlackBerry Diner Bring it back
• 1:09:45
  I. Had a cheap breakfast $11.00.
• 1:09:47
  Got my sandwich, my coffee and some fries.
• 1:09:52
  And that was the weekend. That was it.
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  That was Coachella weekend, OK. So we are two weeks behind on
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  our song recommendations, So what do you recommend?
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  OK so I am going to recommend 2 songs.
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  OK, because it was Coachella, it is only right for me to
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  recommend a Gaga song off of her Mayhem album.
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  Listen to How Bad Do You Want Me?
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  It is a hilarious song. It is not something that you're
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  used to hearing from Gaga. You're like, this sounds really
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  weird, like different, you know? But look at the lyrics.
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  They're hilarious. They're great.
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  I think she said. It's not a song to take it
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  seriously. It isn't 10 out of 10 song.
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  It's yeah. Jam out to that, Yeah.
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  Since we're on the topic, I'm on that same album.
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  I talked about it earlier. I do want to recommend Love Drug
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  that is my most played on the album.
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  It is just a pop anthem that if you just has, it's everything
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  you want out of a good pop song. It has kind of sad lyrics, kind
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  of self reflective, but it is just a banger.
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  Second song I I will be recommending is also a Coachella
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  recommendation, Misfits London Dungeon.
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  That is London dungeon with a silent Z.
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  There's no silent Z. You got me listen to it.
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  It's great if you want to just head bang and punch stuff.
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  And yeah, do it. Listen to it please.
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  I think you'll like it. Cool, I might have to give that
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  a listen. My second recommendation, also
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  from Coachella, is the newest Marina song to come out called
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  Contissimo, which is also a very funny song that you don't take
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  the lyrics to seriously. At one point she says Yolo but
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  it's all it's all a joke. Like the whole song she's
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  wearing her her diamonds from her ex-husband.
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  Like this is just a fun song. Great.
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  It's just a little Kunti anthem. So that's it for my
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  recommendations. Thank you for listening to this
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  episode. Thank you for listening.
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  It's a little longer than normal.
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  And, you know, I know we're hilarious, but yeah, stay tuned
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  for the next. Episode Episode.
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  Which was really fun. This was a like a catch up
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  session and yeah, we appreciate you for listening.
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  We'll go back to like themed episodes.
• 1:12:14
  I think we already have an idea of what to do for the next one.
• 1:12:17
  We didn't mention about it previously, so we'll we'll
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  workshop that off mic, but I'm down.
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  Do you remember what what it is? Should I say it?
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  Go ahead. In a world where you think you
• 1:12:36
  live alone, guess what? I got a fever.
• 1:12:43
  I'm kidding. That's that's going to get
• 1:12:45
  copyrighted and the only prescription is aliens and the
• 1:12:51
  paranormal. Yes.
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  So we're going to come at you next week, hopefully with a
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  Supernatural episode. And if not, fuck you, who cares?
• 1:13:05
  We could do whatever we want. Mind your business because this
• 1:13:07
  is our podcast, not yours. We could do whatever we want.
• 1:13:09
  So thank you for listening in this week to the to the Daily
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  BJ. The daily BJ once again every
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  Thursday morning to. Start off your day.
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  Have a great week Friday Junior because this will be Thursday
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  when it's posted. We'll see you guys next week.
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  The old bye.