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DLHS Hour 4 | Five household items you need to throw away · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You will show you a twenty twenty six addition, if
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be in Chicago, I'm gonna be able
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  Speaker 2: to excise me in I'm going to be in Chicago
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  Speaker 2: at the schamberger Mal, I'm going to be at the
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  Speaker 2: Chicago improv in Schaumberg's to come check me out if
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  Speaker 2: you take a notion.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about it.
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  Speaker 2: And we do this writer session every Tuesday, and it's
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  Speaker 2: on Tackle Tuesday, and we bring a bunch of writers,
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  Speaker 2: and I was thinking, you know, for the Netflix especially.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing in the podcast you all on it.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about the fact that no matter where
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  Speaker 2: what war we're in, no matter what enemy we're fighting,
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  Speaker 2: as a country, this country has a pension for letting
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  Speaker 2: us know that it has extra time to.
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  Speaker 1: Erode our rights.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter where we're fighting in big war wars,
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  Speaker 2: we're fighting for the for the you know, for democracy.
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  Speaker 2: We're fighting so that one group of evil people don't
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  Speaker 2: take of the world and they still have time to.
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  Speaker 1: Give us separate bathrooms, separate battalions, and and you know,
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  Speaker 1: and it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: Well, first it was Jim Crow, then it was you know,
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  Speaker 2: then it was the Civil Rights Act. Like in Vietnam,
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  Speaker 2: a black man could die in the same jungle as
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  Speaker 2: a white dude, but when he got back to Georgia
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  Speaker 2: could use the same bathrooms. And you keep telling me
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  Speaker 2: how these other people are evil. I would say this,
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  Speaker 2: the most dangerous thing that ever lived on the face
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  Speaker 2: of the earth is the European white male. If you
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  Speaker 2: look up the ten most deadly days in the in
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  Speaker 2: the world's history, four of them are white dudes.
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  Speaker 1: Four of them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking earthquakes, floods, typhoons, and it'll be Hiroshima, It'll
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  Speaker 2: be the fire bombing of Japan. Even even Hannibal, who
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  Speaker 2: when he fought you know, Hannibal fought in the Second
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  Speaker 2: Punic Wars, he fought Rome. They was like, dudes, there
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  Speaker 2: is not And I don't care what you call him,
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  Speaker 2: okare if it's Russian on Cavs stytal care, it's Hitler,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care no matter who it is. The European
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  Speaker 2: white male is the most dangerous. They've killed more than anything.
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  Speaker 2: The only the mosquito is killed more than them. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not even playing, do you know, Like, if you look
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  Speaker 2: at ten deadly as days in the world's history for us.
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  Speaker 1: Six of them will be nature. The rest of the
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  Speaker 1: white dudes.
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  Speaker 2: You know how bad you are when you can't when
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  Speaker 2: you're almost killing as good as nature does.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even I mean, but does just shock me
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  Speaker 2: if you know history, and you you and even if
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  Speaker 2: you don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing I know for sure is white men
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  Speaker 1: are dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Look how many Native Americans we're on the thirty million
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  Speaker 2: people died in the translated state here just here, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: there were there were eighty million Native Americans. What happened
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  Speaker 2: to them? They were right, I don't care where they
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  Speaker 2: were five percent. I don't care where it is. And
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  Speaker 2: they acted like we And I was talking with our
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  Speaker 2: producer of our of our podcast, and it's like, well, no,
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  Speaker 2: Germans are white people, Russians are white people, Belgians and
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  Speaker 2: white people, the Portuguese and white people, Italians of white people,
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  Speaker 2: The French are white and they speak all of those
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  Speaker 2: languages and all over Africa. The English said, this sun
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  Speaker 2: will never set on the English Empire. That you know
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  Speaker 2: how vast it is. Because we got into the argument
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  Speaker 2: because we were talking about China and the world. You know,
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  Speaker 2: China does not have the same aims as America. China
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  Speaker 2: that they have an army, and I'm sure that, but
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  Speaker 2: they're not building ships and bases all over the world.
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  Speaker 1: They're building world's infrastructure.
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  Speaker 2: And do you know why China doesn't necessarily want to
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  Speaker 2: be a military world military power because they're not populated
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  Speaker 2: by European white males.
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  Speaker 1: And and I'm gonna tell you something you will never
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  Speaker 1: see any more.
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  Speaker 2: The more dang and it's not even trying to be hyperbolic,
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  Speaker 2: the more the most deadly thing that ever lived. These
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  Speaker 2: dudes killed more than viruses? Do they kill more than
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  Speaker 2: the Spanish flu?
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  Speaker 1: Not trying to be funny.
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  Speaker 2: I know you've been doing the spring killing me, but
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  Speaker 2: your house is still junky. We're gonna tell you why.
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  Speaker 2: Jazz give us five obsolete household items you've been holding
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  Speaker 2: on to.
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  Speaker 1: But need to throw away by Julia R.
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  Speaker 2: Thompson for health posts Number five printed phone books, still
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  Speaker 2: got polophone books? And yeah, you need.
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  Speaker 1: Sit up higher.
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  Speaker 2: How can you beat a suspect without losing without How
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  Speaker 2: can you beat a suspect without leaving mark?
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  Speaker 1: How can deal city?
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  Speaker 2: If you see if you see phone books in the
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  Speaker 2: police department office, somebody getting asked with number four of
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  Speaker 2: the top five obsolete household items you've been holding on too,
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  Speaker 2: but you gotta throw them away DVD.
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  Speaker 1: Players, let them go.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, yes, indeed, number three of the top five obsolete
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  Speaker 2: household items you've been holding on to but need to
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  Speaker 2: throw away entertainment consoles. They dope though they are Dopeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you can.
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  Speaker 2: You could use them for furniture, yeah, I think so,
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  Speaker 2: like well converted, Yeah, you can convert.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I keep on my forty five number two
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  Speaker 1: of the top five obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Away. Your answer is, first of all, if you have
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  Speaker 2: an answer and ship at your house. I mean maybe
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  Speaker 2: with the zombie apocalypse coming, you might need to know
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  Speaker 2: what I pulled out today this morning.
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  Speaker 1: The sky pager. Oh yeah, drawer, I got one. You
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  Speaker 1: never know, I got.
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  Speaker 3: One old telephone answering machine left because there's some you know,
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  Speaker 3: people from deer people who's no longer with us, that
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  Speaker 3: there's messages.
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  Speaker 1: For and I just like to hear them every down there. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: I thought you that. Yeah I should.
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  Speaker 2: And you know you should always keep a rotary phone
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  Speaker 2: in a closet because when you know, stuff goes bad,
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  Speaker 2: there's zombie at not even that, but if there's a
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  Speaker 2: natural disaster, so you can.
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  Speaker 1: Put if self service goes down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, phone numbers nine one, maybe you can call the
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  Speaker 2: police and the number one of the top five. I'll
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  Speaker 2: sleeve household ians you've been holding on too. We need
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  Speaker 2: to throw away CD REX Yeah, Rax and Racks and racks.
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  Speaker 1: Thow them away right next to your council Wrax on
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  Speaker 1: the wall. That's the song that's gonna do a for
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  Speaker 2: I love the people, I love the food. If it
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  Speaker 1: Swatch versions, like, that's pretty dope.
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  Speaker 3: Though there's a Mercedes that cost forty thousand and there's
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  Speaker 1: That's right, So that's right.
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  Speaker 2: That's you see, y'all. Y'all talking like ma see, that's
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  Speaker 2: that's why you're saying, yes, yes, hell know. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like it. That's because you have one of the high Mercedes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: But that's for people that siting coach. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 2: that's what what I like Swatching. I don't have one,
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  Speaker 2: but I like them, they said direct.
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  Speaker 3: They did it last year with Omega Watches and it
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  Speaker 3: was like the highest selling piece that.
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  Speaker 2: They've Yeah, yeah, well you know watching they still are
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  Speaker 2: at Walmart so or sweat Meat a pre owned.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah when I see something, but that wasn't like first class.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Said, probably worth more than no. Jacob watches everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Jacob and I still have two of those setups. I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking like that.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't stop it? Don't judge be skip by man?
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  Speaker 1: What'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Jaman told me to get rid of my DVD player,
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  Speaker 3: but I can't do it. I have a certain special
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  Speaker 3: collection of movies that are only available. Yes, and I
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  Speaker 3: need it.
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  Speaker 1: I need it. I gotta have it. I gotta keep it.
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  Speaker 1: Something about red some Red Tube just don't have the class,
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  Speaker 1: you know, living in Texas. They try to block them
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  Speaker 1: out on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man, is without putting in your ID and
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Want to do indeed, Yes, indeed, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. I was going to ask after we
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  Speaker 1: cut the mics off.
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