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221: Silver Surfer Linings Playbook · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Jennifer Lawrence.
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  Speaker 2: And you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 3: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 3: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 4: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 5: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 6: Why were you two fighting?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I said that the Kirby Silver Surfer was the
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  Speaker 4: only real Silver Surfer, and.
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  Speaker 6: That the Mobius Silver Surfer was shit.
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  Speaker 5: And Benefield's a big Mobius fan.
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  Speaker 7: Things got out of hand.
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  Speaker 6: I pushed him, he pushed me. I lost my head, sir.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Rivetti, you're a supervisor. You can get a commission like that.
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  Speaker 7: I know it, sir.
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  Speaker 9: You're 100% right. It's never happened again, all right?
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  Speaker 1: It better not happen again. I see this kind of nonsense,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to write you up. You understand?
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  Speaker 9: Do you understand?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 9: You have to set an example, even in the face
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  Speaker 9: of stupidity.
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  Speaker 1: Now, everybody that reads.
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  Speaker 9: Comic books knows that Kirby Silver Surfer is the only
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  Speaker 9: true Silver Surfer.
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  Speaker 5: Now, am I right or wrong?
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  Speaker 6: You're right, sir.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Get out of here.
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  Speaker 9: What's up, and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Lucy.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Lucy.
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  Speaker 9: And we are sitting in a parking lot. Do you
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  Speaker 9: want to?
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  Speaker 7: I think that's the most thorough way that you could
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  Speaker 7: explain the situation.
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  Speaker 9: I kind of like this. I mean, we've done many
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  Speaker 9: a parking lot review and, you know, we've done entire
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  Speaker 9: episodes in parking lots before. I actually think the sound's
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  Speaker 9: really good in the vehicle. So I sort of support
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  Speaker 9: that because it's loud and noisy out in the world.
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  Speaker 9: And at least in the car, you can kind of
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  Speaker 9: close it, you know, so. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And it's reminding me of Lebowski Fest.
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  Speaker 9: See, there you go. That's another one of those.
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  Speaker 7: Days gone by.
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  Speaker 9: So there's, yeah, there's many, many fun episodes in a car.
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  Speaker 9: But this one, I just thought we'd, you know, kind
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  Speaker 9: of get rolling into this episode. Eventually, we're going to
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  Speaker 9: venture out into a hotel room. But, you know, we'll
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  Speaker 9: get to that later. Before that, I believe I was
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  Speaker 9: going to throw out some sort of geek activity. You've
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  Speaker 9: got a better one.
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  Speaker 7: No, I want to hear your geek activity.
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  Speaker 9: I just was trying to think of something I've watched.
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  Speaker 9: And there's those movies that, like, especially in the geek circles,
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  Speaker 9: that you'll hear people talk about. And they will go
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  Speaker 9: on and on about it. And you'll finally see it.
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  Speaker 9: And half the time you're like, what the hell are
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  Speaker 9: they all talking about? I've just last week saw Holy Motors.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, well, you can't talk about this.
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  Speaker 9: Have you not seen it?
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  Speaker 7: I haven't. I'm seeing it on Monday.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: I'm seeing it on Monday on the big screen.
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  Speaker 9: I'm going to spoil it right now.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 7: Should I leave the car?
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  Speaker 9: There's a car involved. That's the motors part. It was
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  Speaker 9: in the title. I didn't really spoil it. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: do you want me to just not even tell you
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  Speaker 9: my feelings upon it?
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  Speaker 7: No, you can tell me your feelings. are you are
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  Speaker 7: you gonna say something that's gonna crush me because i'm
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  Speaker 7: literally living for this.
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  Speaker 9: But i guess i could totally set up your expectations
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  Speaker 9: because i'm gonna do what everybody else did uh they
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  Speaker 9: were right oh okay awesome i was just like the
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  Speaker 9: i was like holy shit like this is really good
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  Speaker 9: like i was i was i didn't really know what
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  Speaker 9: i was expecting i knew it was kind of a
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  Speaker 9: weird structure and it you know was was impressive to
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  Speaker 9: most you know hardcore like film geeks so Again, sometimes
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  Speaker 9: things get talked up a little too much and I
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  Speaker 9: go in with, you know, these expectations and it doesn't
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  Speaker 9: live up to this one totally. I mean, it's weird.
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  Speaker 9: It definitely has its arty, arty moments. But you're reading
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  Speaker 9: a French movie. So if you're not, you know, you
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  Speaker 9: should know that going in you're going to get arty.
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  Speaker 9: But it's also got like, I mean, there are times
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  Speaker 9: when I'm just like, this is possibly the best. There's
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  Speaker 9: no way they could do this scene better. Like this
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  Speaker 9: is amazing right now. So you have good things awaiting you.
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  Speaker 7: I almost drove to Pittsburgh to see it. I know.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I've been dying to see this film.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know what all, because they were going
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  Speaker 9: to play it at home too, and it got canceled
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  Speaker 9: the last minute. So I don't know what was going
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  Speaker 9: on with the distribution kind of thing, but yeah, it's
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  Speaker 9: been really weird. So yeah, I will be interested to
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  Speaker 9: hear your thoughts on it more elaborately. We probably could
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  Speaker 9: do a.
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  Speaker 1: Whole episode on it now.
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  Speaker 9: Know probably about it we could definitely do a whole
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  Speaker 9: episode on it but i guess we will come back
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  Speaker 9: to that later so what's your geek activity.
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  Speaker 7: Well see i didn't even know this qualified as a
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  Speaker 7: geek activity until you told me it was a geek
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  Speaker 7: activity i thought it was a really cool thing i
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  Speaker 7: did with my day.
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  Speaker 9: And again that's a fine line because i don't think
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  Speaker 9: geeky is a bad thing and that's why i keep
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  Speaker 9: referring to us that way it's it's a specific thing But.
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  Speaker 7: This isn't like movie geekery.
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  Speaker 9: I think geek applies to many, many forms of dorkisms.
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  Speaker 9: This one probably spills a little more into the dorky side.
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  Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure that's where you're leading with this, frankly.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I did this really awesome thing that wasn't even
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  Speaker 7: remotely dorky. I, this is the fourth year in Lexington, Kentucky.
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  Speaker 7: I know that this is like actually a worldwide phenomenon.
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  Speaker 7: They do these all over the place, but in Lexington,
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  Speaker 7: it's the fourth year of the tweed ride. So, and
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  Speaker 7: is that a snicker that you just, yes, that was,
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  Speaker 7: you just swallowed a snicker.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You get dressed up in your finest tweed.
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying not to say get your tweed on, but
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  Speaker 9: go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: And you go out and you do very civilized things. Actually, no,
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  Speaker 7: you just drink a lot. But the idea initially was
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  Speaker 7: that we would get on our bikes and drive around
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  Speaker 7: town in our tweed.
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  Speaker 9: Old-timey bikes.
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  Speaker 7: Old-timey, well, I mean, some, yes. There is a competition
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  Speaker 7: for best bike, and that typically goes to something vintage.
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  Speaker 9: Somebody who spent $ 10, 000 on a bike.
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  Speaker 7: Right, who's, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Restored a turn-of-the-century Schwinn.
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  Speaker 7: Right. And I guess maybe that first year there was
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  Speaker 7: talk about doing like a croquet and that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think any of that ever happens. You just
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  Speaker 7: kind of stop places, you take some pictures, and then.
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  Speaker 9: You drink some. This sounds like an event for fancy lads.
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  Speaker 7: And lasses.
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  Speaker 9: Man, oh man, I hate fancy lads.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, I don't know that reference.
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  Speaker 9: I believe it's, I think it's actually from Cabin Boy,
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  Speaker 9: if I'm not mistaken. I think I'm quoting.
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  Speaker 7: Devastated that I didn't... I think I'm quoting.
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  Speaker 9: The one and only movie appearance of David Letterman when
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  Speaker 9: he also says, want to buy a monkey?
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 9: So, you know, I could be wrong on that, but
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  Speaker 9: I do remember... Quite often him going, man, oh, man,
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  Speaker 9: I hate fancy lads.
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  Speaker 7: See, I didn't even know. He always says that one
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  Speaker 7: about a monkey line on his show, and I didn't
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  Speaker 7: realize that that's.
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  Speaker 9: I think maybe he's stealing from the movie. He's quoting himself.
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  Speaker 9: Because everybody liked it so much. I don't know. Okay, wait,
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  Speaker 9: they didn't like the movie, but they liked his two
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  Speaker 9: minutes in there. Honey. Okay, back to your story.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, that's really all there is to it. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 7: I didn't plan this. Usually I go with, you know, okay,
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  Speaker 7: so we all meet at a bar. But you have
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  Speaker 7: to ride your bicycle from your home to the bar.
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  Speaker 7: And once you get to the bar, then there's safety
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  Speaker 7: in numbers. You're a bunch of weirdos dressed up riding
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  Speaker 7: around town.
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  Speaker 9: At least you're almost like a biker gang. Yeah. You're
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  Speaker 9: a tweed-covered biker gang.
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  Speaker 7: The most sissified biker gang.
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  Speaker 9: But, I mean, you can do your old-timey boxing and
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  Speaker 9: your hands off that lassie. And then you fix your
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  Speaker 9: handlebar mustache and you go to the fightin's.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I had to ride my bike by myself from
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  Speaker 7: my house to the bar. And I was literally... There
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  Speaker 7: was a point where I was literally chased down the
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  Speaker 7: street by children throwing things at me.
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  Speaker 9: Like... I like these kids.
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  Speaker 7: No, there was one kid, all I heard, and I
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  Speaker 7: couldn't catch on to what they were saying at first.
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  Speaker 7: And then I finally realized they were saying, knock her
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  Speaker 7: off her bike. Knock her off her bike. And I
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  Speaker 7: wasn't ever, fortunately, I was never bullied in school. But
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  Speaker 7: all of a sudden, I know what this whole bully
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  Speaker 7: phenomenon was about. And I felt like a 10-year-old girl
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  Speaker 7: that was going to burst out crying. People kept calling
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  Speaker 7: me Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I've never experienced anything like it. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: everybody that I passed.
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  Speaker 9: This is a rough neighborhood you live in.
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  Speaker 7: It actually is.
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  Speaker 9: I've seen it.
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  Speaker 7: You've been there.
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  Speaker 9: It's a scary neighborhood. I wouldn't go scary. But I
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  Speaker 9: live in the ghetto, so.
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  Speaker 7: But, yeah, apparently it's a little rougher than I knew.
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  Speaker 7: Apparently you don't know how rough your neighborhood is until
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  Speaker 7: you drive down the street on a bicycle looking like
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  Speaker 7: Mary Poppins.
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  Speaker 1: Literally a Mary.
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  Speaker 7: So, there you go. I was humble today.
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  Speaker 9: That is so dorky.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 7: But then I joined the other dorks, and then we
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  Speaker 7: all drank.
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  Speaker 6: Well, that makes you even.
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  Speaker 9: Less cool in my book. But many people like the
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  Speaker 9: drunken debauchery. I'm square in a different way.
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  Speaker 7: Particularly debaucherous.
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  Speaker 9: I had a beverage at Beau's house last week. It
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  Speaker 9: was scandalous.
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  Speaker 7: Which one did you choose?
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  Speaker 9: There were many. I actually had two. I spelled it
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  Speaker 9: out on the show. I went with one, the Candyland,
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  Speaker 9: in honor of the dude that got ripped off and
• 10:01
  Speaker 9: didn't get nominated. And when, when Jennifer won, I had
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  Speaker 9: one of her special six shades of crazy or whatever
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  Speaker 9: he called her crazy drink. So, which she had a
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  Speaker 9: hell of a lot of booze in it actually. So
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  Speaker 9: for as little as I drank, I held up pretty well,
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  Speaker 9: I guess. I made it through the night and I
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  Speaker 9: was all right.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 9: For never drinking, having as much booze as Beau is
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  Speaker 9: putting in that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It says a lot.
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  Speaker 9: A lot done. So, any other geek activities? Have you
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  Speaker 9: watched anything? Yes.
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  Speaker 7: What did I just watch? I just watched something so
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  Speaker 7: horrible that I decided that I was going to block
• 10:41
  Speaker 7: it from my consciousness forever. And I think I've done
• 10:43
  Speaker 7: it so effectively that I can't actually remember. What has
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  Speaker 7: come out recently?
• 10:47
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 10:48
  Speaker 7: It was that terrible, I've already forgotten the name of it,
• 10:51
  Speaker 7: Dead Man Down, the Colin Farrell film.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah. Good responses.
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  Speaker 7: The trailer made me think it was going to be great.
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  Speaker 9: It's got a lot of really good actors in it. Exactly. Okay,
• 11:05
  Speaker 9: occasionally he can be a good actor. Usually I just
• 11:09
  Speaker 9: associate him with his real world persona, which.
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  Speaker 5: Is a dick.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know. But he's turned in some very good
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  Speaker 9: performances on occasion. This wasn't one of them, you're saying?
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  Speaker 7: No, he actually was good in it. I mean, he
• 11:24
  Speaker 7: was better than the movie deserved. All the performances were
• 11:27
  Speaker 7: better than the movie deserved. It was just a really
• 11:30
  Speaker 7: bad movie that I've already forgotten that I saw last week.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just going to see if I can get it
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  Speaker 9: to put our comments on the posters and video boxes
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  Speaker 9: from here on out.
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  Speaker 7: Really bad movie that I've already forgotten that I saw
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  Speaker 7: last week.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy, movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's kind of it. We've been having a
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  Speaker 7: really great... Here's something good. I'm going to be positive.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to stick with the silver linings. I'm going
• 11:54
  Speaker 7: to stick with the theme of the show.
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  Speaker 9: I got it. Okay.
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  Speaker 7: We've been having a Hal Ashby series at the Lexington
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  Speaker 7: Public Library.
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  Speaker 4: That's weird.
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  Speaker 7: And it's been great. I... Okay. Full disclosure, basically the
• 12:06
  Speaker 7: whole reason we're having this series is because I really
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  Speaker 7: want to see the last detail on the big screen.
• 12:11
  Speaker 9: You want it your way.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, basically I want it my way. I've been wanting
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  Speaker 7: to see it on the big screen, and there just
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  Speaker 7: wasn't an opportunity. And it's a film that I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 7: I need to finally see it, but I need to
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  Speaker 7: see it big. Let's make a series around it. And
• 12:23
  Speaker 7: I'm so happy that we did, because Hal Ashby, I mean,
• 12:26
  Speaker 7: those first... Like seven films, seven films he made in
• 12:31
  Speaker 7: the 70s within, you know, a 10 year span, actually
• 12:34
  Speaker 7: a nine year span.
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  Speaker 9: It's a pretty good run.
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  Speaker 7: That are phenomenal. And, you know, things things got a
• 12:40
  Speaker 7: little messy after that. But but those seven films are so.
• 12:43
  Speaker 7: As things do in Hollywood. Anyway, I just I recommend
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  Speaker 7: everybody go back and watch his entire 1970s body of work,
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  Speaker 7: starting with The Landlord. which is a great film and
• 12:58
  Speaker 7: I think very much overlooked. And Harold and Maude held up,
• 13:01
  Speaker 7: thank God, because I was so frightened. I mean, it
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  Speaker 7: was like my best, like my favorite film when I
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  Speaker 7: was in high school and I hadn't seen it since then.
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  Speaker 7: But I always footnote it as like, it's one of
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  Speaker 7: my top five favorite films, even though I haven't seen
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  Speaker 7: it in 20 years.
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  Speaker 9: I haven't seen it in years. Again, I guess it
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  Speaker 9: says a lot about me. I really liked it when
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  Speaker 9: I was a kid. Like I watched it when I
• 13:19
  Speaker 9: was probably... Shouldn't have been. Most of my stories involve
• 13:23
  Speaker 9: me watching stuff on cable that I shouldn't have been watching.
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  Speaker 9: But I remember I really thought his car was awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, God, it's amazing.
• 13:30
  Speaker 9: It was fun. The little montage of him killing himself.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know why I thought that was an entertaining
• 13:35
  Speaker 9: part of the movie, but that part stuck with me
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  Speaker 9: as well. But the car was bitching. I remember that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: The good news is it holds up. And, you know,
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  Speaker 7: we had probably 60 people there and. There was a
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: solid 20 people who had never seen it before. So
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  Speaker 7: watching it with an audience who were reacting to it
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  Speaker 7: for the first time was an amazing experience. Anyway, just
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  Speaker 7: grab up 60 people, go to your house, watch the
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  Speaker 7: movie right now. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 9: I don't want those people in my house. That's why
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  Speaker 9: I'm just going to get a theater and start showing
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  Speaker 9: stuff there. Fair enough.
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  Speaker 7: That's what we did.
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  Speaker 9: Well, you know what else we're going to do? What's that?
• 14:10
  Speaker 9: What's up, Brian? I think we're going to go inside
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  Speaker 9: right here, and we're going to go pester Mr.
• 14:14
  Speaker 8: Doug Jones.
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: He's my favorite.
• 14:16
  Speaker 9: He kind of is. He's kind of becoming, well, you'll see.
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  Speaker 9: We're adopting him like all of our favorite celebrities. We
• 14:23
  Speaker 9: just adopt them on this show.
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  Speaker 7: Whether they like it or not.
• 14:26
  Speaker 9: They join the Meltdown crew whether they like it or not. So,
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  Speaker 9: you know, I think we have that in our future.
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  Speaker 9: So let's take a break here, and then we'll go
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  Speaker 9: inside and see what Doug Jones.
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: Is up to.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, you look very fit and skinny yourself,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: but you said, I'm tired of seeing the skinny in Hollywood. Thanks,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: that feels great, because I just ate a Philly cheesesteak
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: and I was kind of worried about it.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: Take juicy, tender sliced steak, fried with onions and served
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: with cheese on a fresh Italian roll.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: That's our new cheesesteak.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: At Gino's, finger-snuffin', hand-croppin', back-huttin', foot-tappin', knee-slappin', lip-snackin' good.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Get a real cheesesteak.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: Grab Gino's new cheesesteak sandwiches.
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  Speaker 3: It began in May. And every month after that, whenever
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: the moon was full, it happened again. And again. Nobody
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: knew who or what was responsible. They only knew it
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: had to be stopped. Now, from the master of mystery
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  Speaker 3: and suspense, Stephen King's Silver Bullet.
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  Speaker 4: Silver Bullet.
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  Speaker 9: That movie was pretty good.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: What?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: That movie gets an M.G.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: Straight up. Straight up M.G.
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: Material. Honey, is that Robert De Niro across the street? Hey, yo.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Sure looks like him.
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: Can't be, though.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: He's calling to us.
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: Let's just go.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: But it's Bobby fucking D, honey. Hey, yo. That's right.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: It's Bobby fucking De Niro over here.
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: Hey, a lot of people don't know this about me.
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm mingling down here with the drug dealers, the pimps,
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: the Bushes. The low-level gangsters, you know. Honestly, I'm slinging
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: some shit myself. You may not know this about me,
• 18:27
  Speaker 10: but I'm a fan of podcasts. Yeah, I've been listening
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: to these guys, Bloodbaths and Boomsticks. Couple of knuckleheads from
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: around the way. You got John Smallberries. What a fucking
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: name on this guy. You got Corey G. Guy's fucking
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: half-retarded over here.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Likes John Woo, for fuck's sake.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: Then you got Tim Gross.
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: He's got the movie-watching Constitution of a Billy Goat.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: Find these guys at bloodbathsandboomsticks.blogspot.com. Long fucking name, but just
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: go find it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: It's worth it.
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: You knuckleheads got that?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: Bloodbaths and Boomsticks.
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: It's on the house. Hey kids, it's Brian. So you're
• 19:16
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• 20:34
  Speaker 11: Go there.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: They'll have whatever you need. They certainly did with us
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: for the mic. So, yeah, go to doo-wop.com and check
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  Speaker 9: it out.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Hi, this is Lily Tomlin, and I'm moving outtown with Brian.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: and try to come to life.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Out on the streets the traffic starts jumping. With folks
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: like me on the job from nine to five. What's
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: part of your problem?
• 21:11
  Speaker 11: You know, you haven't seen enough movies.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: And now, on with the show.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: .
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  Speaker 2: .
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  Speaker 7: .
• 22:12
  Speaker 9: All right, so we are here with Doug Jones. We
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: are back with Doug. It's been a while. It's been,
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: you know, it's a reunion for us.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Well, last time I was in the Midwest, Cincinnati Horror
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Hound of November 11, I think it was.
• 22:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I checked today. It's been, yeah, it's been that long.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: It's been a little over, it's been a year and
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: some change. Almost a year and a half. I'm no mathematician,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: but that feels like.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: I round. I like rounding.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Rounding.
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: But yeah, I was going to say, I guess that's
• 22:44
  Speaker 9: a good excuse to say, what have you been up
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: to the last year and a half?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Well, since last we spoke, The Watch came out in
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: theaters and on DVD with Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: and me as the lead alien bad guy invading their neighborhood.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I guess it was successful as comedies go. Sure.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I also was a recurring guest on The Neighbors
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: this season, the new sitcom on Wednesday nights right before
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Modern Family on ABC, and I play Dominique Wilkins on
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: the show. I'm in six episodes, and we just had
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: our musical episode air last week, and it is delicious. No,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I got to sing and dance for the first time
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: in my life on film, and it was good. Okay, okay.
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: It's a very fun show.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I was raised on musicals, and so my dad was
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: a big, showman lover. I loved Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: all those Bing Crosby, White Christmas, all that. So to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: be able to sing and dance on a big production
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: with money was great. You know what I mean?
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: You've been practicing mentally your whole life.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I have been. So I got the chance to be,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and the musical composer for this episode was Alan Menken,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: who did Little Mermaid, Hercules, Pocahontas, the list goes on
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and on. He's decorated in all arenas. So I'm just saying.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Head of all. And then I also filmed the entire
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: season three of Falling Skies on TNT. That season starts
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: airing in June. And I play the new alien on
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the show. I'm a friendly alien. If you know the
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: storyline at all, aliens have invaded Earth and Noah Wiley,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: he heads up the human resistance. So aliens have been
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: nothing but bad guys on the show for the first
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: two seasons. Then I land at the end of season
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: two as a cliffhanger.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: What's he here for?
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: All my minions come behind me. And then season three,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: we'll expose what we're here for. Are we friend or foe?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: You don't know, but I think we're good. Can I
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: give you a teaser? We're good.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: Secret. Exclusive spoiler.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You'll think we're good for a minute. The question is
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: always there. What's their motive really for being here? To help.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And I use air quotes. You know what I'm saying?
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: That's what they always say. We're here for good, and
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: we have wonderful things to share with.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You. So that's coming. And then I also have John
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Dies at the End, a feature film. He did a
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: theatrical run across the country.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: I just saw that last week, actually.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Did you?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: A lot of one. Yeah, he's... He's always been one
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: of my favorite directors, so it's kind of good. Yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: I have a weird Beastmaster thing. I don't understand it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Beastmaster and Bubba Hotep and the Phantasm. Yeah, and after
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: working with him on John Dies at the End, he
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: is now in my top handful of very few favorite
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: directors I've ever worked with. He gets the joke. He
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: gets it, whatever it is that he's going on. You
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying?
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: He's definitely got a good sense of humor that he
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: works into his stuff.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I like that writer-director combination. I love Guillermo del Toro,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Joss Whedon. They're all really good writers, and they know
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: how to direct their own material. Like when I read
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the script for Pan's Labyrinth, when I knew that Guillermo
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: was directing it as well as wrote it, it's like, oh,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: we're in the best of hands here. And six Oscar
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: nominations later, I was right, wasn't I? Yeah, you can't
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: argue that. No, you can't.
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: You can't.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Don't even argue with me. Don't try it. I have
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: a microphone in my hand and I know how to
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: use it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 9: On that one, I'll let it slide.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: But I will say it seems like you're being typecast otherwise.
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: They're not branching out too much these last year and
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: a half.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Gluing me into rubber alien bits?
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: You're always an alien now.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Except on The Neighbors, I was an alien that looked
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: like a human.
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: That's true. Now, come on.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: That was a stretch.
• 26:19
  Speaker 11: Come on.
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't get to do that much.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I've been doing it more. A lot of indie
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: projects that you maybe never see.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: And in John Dice, then I play a human-ish character,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Roger North, coming from this other dimension. So, yeah, you
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: saw it. So you saw me. I looked weird.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: You know, that's a given most of the time.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Sitting here right now, I look weird. But they darkened
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: my circles under my eyes and made me look a
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: little more pale. And that's my phone going. My phone
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: that wasn't working. I can't get a reception. I've been
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: getting calls all day.
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: It's magic.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: I just rejected the call.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: That means they'll know. They'll know that I don't want
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: to talk to them.
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: We're talking about John Dyes at the end. Leave me alone.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Right, I know, I know. Okay, so back to me.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: What would you like to know about me? Well, what
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: have I been up to? We're closing that up. A
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: ton of other projects that I just don't have the
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: titles for. If you're a Webernette follower of web series,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Fallout Nuka Break, I'm about to do a little cameo
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: in season two of that. It doesn't mean anything to everybody,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: but those who know it love it. Oh, yeah. And
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the web series, The Danger Elements. I play Dr. Elemis
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: in that, and that's one episode comes out like every
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: four months. So it's a tough one to follow because
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: it just takes so long, but it's deliciously fun and
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: big production value. Another web series I did with– that's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: a message from my unicorn friend– Anyway.
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: You are magical.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: You're magical.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: And I'm delicious.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: It's going to be an angry unicorn, though, because you're rejected.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reject them. So it's going to be a
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: message full of, I hate you for rejecting me. How
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: dare you? No one rejects me. Where was I? I
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: lose my train of thought so easily. We were. One episode.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: One episode.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, actor from Rocky Horror Picture Show, the guy, Brad.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Barry Bostwick. Barry Bostwick and I did a web series
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: together called Research that takes place in a research facility
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: where they're testing products on humans. And I'm the main
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: test subject who makes a career out of this. So
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit crazy.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: Guinea pig.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: You're right. And Barry Bostwick is one of the lead
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: doctors of this. And he's so nuts. The man is nuts.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I love him madly. So it's a very funny, wacky,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: airplane-esque web series called Research. Not out yet, but once
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: it starts, do a little Google search for Research and
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: you'll get to their website and find out what dates
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: are coming and all that. So is that enough about
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: me for now?
• 29:01
  Speaker 9: That's up to you.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I can go on about everything else. I've filmed what
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: hasn't come out yet or may never come out. If
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you look at my IMDb page, it's full of red marks. Pre-production, announced, assumed.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: It's coming sometime. Yeah, who knows? I don't know. They
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: might not have money. I don't know.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: Well, it's up to you. I can come up with
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: more general questions or if you're ready to get into
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: this movie.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Well, let's see. I promoted the heck out of everything.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: The mime book is doing well. Did we talk about
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: that mime book?
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think it had just come out at that point.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it had. It was just about to. It's been
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: selling very well. You can still find Mime, a very
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: own book, on Amazon.com. Or at Barnes & Noble. If
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: they don't have it in the store, they can order
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: it for you if you're not a Webernet user. I
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: love that word, Webernet. I know it's not real, but
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I just love using it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: I make up words.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: It's fun to say.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: It makes me sound like I'm out of touch.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I like that image. Where were we? I know, I
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: keep doing that.
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: The interwebs.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: The interwebs.
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: I prefer that one myself. Right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Well, if you saw, for your consideration.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: The Webernet, or the Interweb was introduced there, wasn't it?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That guy, the publicist guy didn't know what the Internet was.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I hear about the Interweb, and there's
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: people talking about this movie. Yeah, it's good. It's a very,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: very funny movie. I love that movie. Yeah, for your consideration.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Good?
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: I'm ready if you are.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: If you want to roll into it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about it. I saw it once and
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I loved it. I didn't have time to research a
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: movie properly because I was on a road trip here
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: to Lexington when Publicist Jess was like, oh, they want
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: to review a movie with you again. I'm like, oh,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I haven't. Got a chance to see nothing, but okay,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I saw this and that. I think I remember that one.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to be free of details, but you
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: have to fill in details and names for me, okay?
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: I will at least throw it out there to the
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: listeners that may think I was being biased and chose
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: this myself. This was at least one that Doug narrowed down.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: Because I did just talk to Jennifer Lawrence, so everybody now.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I won't shut up about it.
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: You did? Yeah, everybody's probably going to assume it's my pick,
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: but you know.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: I wasn't arguing. It was a good excuse.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: To watch it. I want to talk about Silver Linings
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Playbook because I loved it so.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Let me just break it down for you.
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: The whole time you're rooting for this Hemingway guy to
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: survive the war.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: And to be with the woman that he loves.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: It's four o'clock in the morning.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Can't somebody say, hey, let's have a good ending to
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: the story?
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: I can't apologize. You know what I will do?
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: I will apologize on behalf of Ernest Hemingway, because that's
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: who's to blame here.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have Ernest Hemingway call us and apologize to us, too.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: What are you going to do with yourself? I'm getting trimmed.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: I'm getting really fit for Nikki. Patrick, she left. She's gone. Doc,
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: I have one incident.
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: I come home from work.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I see my wife's in the shower.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: I pull the curtain back. So, yeah, I snapped.
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: Hey, Tiffany.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Is this Pat?
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: You look nice.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: I'm not flirting with you.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: I didn't think you were.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Look, I think you're really pretty, but I'm married, okay?
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: So am I.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: No, that's confusing. He's dead. Wait, what's happening?
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: There's no panel.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: What's this?
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: I hear about you just getting out from the loony bin.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I thought you said you had it together.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: You were solid.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I am solid.
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: I was solid at.
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: The game I don't know where I belong Hey, oh,
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: what the hell?
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: I just want us to be friends.
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: So how did you lose your job?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I having sex with everybody in the office everybody.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: I was very depressed after tommy died. We don't have
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: to talk about Don't let Tiffany get you in trouble.
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: She's my friend. Why would you say that?
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: There's this dance thing.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I can only do it if.
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: I have a partner.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to dance with you.
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: So is this the girl you wrote about?
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: You wrote about me?
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: She's fine. She is my friend with an F. A
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: capital F. Poor friend.
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you, you've got to pay attention to
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: the signs.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: When life reaches out at a moment like this, it's
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: a sin if you don't reach back.
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, it's a sin if you don't reach back.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Yay!
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: This is what I believe to be true. You have
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: to do everything you can. You have to work your hardest.
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: If you stay positive, you have a shot at a
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: silver lining. Wait, what's this?
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: What? I thought you were doing it.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, I thought you were doing it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: I can throw out the basics here for our big
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: out-on-the-town movie.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, good.
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: So, the title, Silver Linings Playbook, the year is 2012,
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: director David O. Russell, and they plot according to IMDb,
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: and it's already got an error in it. After a
• 34:02
  Speaker 9: stint in a mental institution, Pat moves back in with
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: his parents and tries to, it says, reconcile with his ex-wife,
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: which he points out many times within the movie, they're
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: still married.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: They are, yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: It says, things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany,
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: a mysterious girl with problems of her own.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Does she ever.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: Mysterious.
• 34:20
  Speaker 11: I like that. She's like mystical.
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: So, spoiler alert. I'm sure we're going to tear into
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: this and go all into the details. You've been warned.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: Where would you like to begin?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. At the beginning, I think.
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: We can.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Meeting his mom to come get him. Wasn't she driving
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: him home from his rehab stint or whatever? Checking him
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: out a little bit before he should have gone, maybe?
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: Well, and then we get the other... The person I'd
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: forgotten was even in it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: The guy that was in the car with him?
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: Chris Tucker.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: The friend?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: That was Chris Tucker.
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: Chris Tucker.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I knew he looked familiar when I said, here we
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: are learning stuff.
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: This is one of the few performances I'm like, hey,
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: I kind of like Chris Tucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: very subdued for Chris Tucker.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: He wasn't doing a shtick. He wasn't doing a shtick.
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: He wasn't climbing on things and doing crazy voices.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, awesome, awesome, awesome.
• 35:12
  Speaker 9: I don't know. Were you okay with Chris Tucker?
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: I was more than okay with Chris Tucker. I think
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: he's great in it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: I was surprised, yeah. He usually is so out in
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: left field with every performance that, yeah, it's amazing seeing
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: him play like a normal person.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure I really know his oeuvre, to be honest.
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: Have you seen Rush Hour?
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: No, I haven't. Or two or three.
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: Well, that's the other thing. Like, they said... He hasn't
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: done a movie that didn't involve Rush Hour since like 1997. Wow. Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: It was like a huge span of time that he
• 35:45
  Speaker 9: just took off, and I'm still not really sure why.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Like 15 years ago?
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: To count the Rush Hour money.
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: It was like the last regular movie that he did
• 35:52
  Speaker 9: that wasn't Jackie Chan related.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: What?
• 35:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: So it's a welcome return, I suppose. It's better than
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: I've seen him in the past.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Well, and to come back in something like a film
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: like this with some artistic credit to it. And a
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: big name director. A big name director. Whom I've worked with,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: David O. Russell. Three Kings with George Clooney and Mark.
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: That's my favorite David O. Russell movie.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: But listen, but I say worked with. I laid in
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the sand dead. My name in the title, or my
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: name in the credits is, my character name is Dead
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Iraqi Soldier. Three things that I am not.
• 36:28
  Speaker 9: But the question I now have to ask, I guess,
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: because I've done it with everybody else I've talked to,
• 36:33
  Speaker 9: did he yell at you at some point?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, right.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: But, oh, I'm sorry. But the riff with George Clooney
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: had happened while I was there. We were filming in
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: El Centro, California, and I didn't see what the riff
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: was about or whatever, but I just knew that there
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: was a lot of hush-hush tension on the set. Oh,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: George is here. Oh, David's here. They shouldn't see each other.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: So they weren't speaking when I was there, but I
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: was only there for like, I laid in the sand dead.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: So I'm not sure how much anybody cared that I
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: was there. I was cheaper than the silicone dummy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: You were done three days earlier and nobody told you.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody told me exactly. That's how I got the job.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I was, I was, I was cheaper than a silicone
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: dummy that would have cost them $ 20, 000 to make. And
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I was there for a You know, a little bit.
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: You hung around craft services and they were like, you're good.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I cost him a soda and a carrot. You know
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? But David Russell was fine with me.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: He didn't have to direct me at all. Just lie
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: there dead. Oh, I like that position.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: And we were done. So my experience with him was like,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: he didn't yell at me. You're getting the fingers wrong.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: That's not a dead guy's hand. No, it wasn't like that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: Have you ever seen a chalk outline? What are you doing?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a chalk outline?
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: He just did the visual.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I was half buried in the sand and Mark Wahlberg,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: he tripped over my leg as he was backing up
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: in one take and they didn't use that take. So anyway,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I'm in the film. They flashed to my face for
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: honestly one second. It is 1,001 and out. All right.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 38:03
  Speaker 9: I was there.
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Trip to El Centro, two days in the hot sand
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: for 1,001 and gone. All right.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: Well, okay, that really makes three for three that, like
• 38:12
  Speaker 9: David O. Russell, even one of them who he did
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: yell at still likes him.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so there you go.
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: It's kind of interesting that, I guess that's somewhere we
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: can go into for a minute here, is just kind
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: of what our thoughts are on... him as a director
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: i think he's moved in some very different like.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Directions yeah yeah yeah jennifer lawrence she swears by him
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: and she said she would absolutely work with him again and.
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: He's going to now they already announced it yeah oh
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: okay i didn't hear that part yeah he's it's almost
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: everybody from that movie he's got um bradley cooper's coming
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: back she's coming back so yeah it's it's he's kind
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: of like working with his friends so he keeps dragging
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: everybody back in i guess because they're already signed on
• 38:50
  Speaker 9: i think yeah yeah Yeah, well.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I think he got something very right with Silver Lany's playbook,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: for sure. Now, the script, he didn't write, did he?
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: It came from, what, a book, but he redid the
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: script real time.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: That's right, there you go. See, I wish I'd studied
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: up my details. That's embarrassing. He didn't write it, did he? Oh,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: he did write it. Okay, so he wrote a great script,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: is what I was going to say.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: It just makes it sound all the more impressive. Well,
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: he couldn't have written that. He wrote it?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: I was like, that was so good.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wasn't. But obviously it was written by
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: somebody who understood people with issues. Yeah, right? I mean,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: we all have our issues.
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: Which David is so impressed.
• 39:30
  Speaker 10: With.
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: Anger.
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: But he said, we brought that up before, that we
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: thought maybe he had personal ties. And he said it
• 39:40
  Speaker 9: was because of his son, but he also says that
• 39:42
  Speaker 9: his son not only has those issues, but also has
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: the OCD that comes into play. So he puts a
• 39:48
  Speaker 9: lot on his son when he tells the stories about
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: this movie.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: No, I saw him on a talk show talking about everything.
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: Is this uncomfortable with this level of publicity regarding his relationship?
• 39:56
  Speaker 9: I guess we have to ask the son. So we've
• 39:58
  Speaker 9: got to get him on the phone, I guess. Yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Everyone's going to think, this is quite a son, right?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: If that movie... All the inspiration came from this one kid.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Poor thing.
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: And how old is this kid? Is he like 12?
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: And he's like, Dad!
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Shut up! God! Now I'm gonna have issues.
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: Every time I see my friends, they make fun of me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I know, right?
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: You would assume that's gonna happen now.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I know. What meds are you on?
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: Me?
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: None.
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: I used to be on lithium and Seroquel and Abilify,
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: but I don't take them anymore.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: They make me foggy and They also make me bloated.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: I was on Xanax and Effexor, but I agree, it
• 40:36
  Speaker 10: wasn't as sharp, so I stopped.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: You ever take Klonopin?
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: Klonopin, yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: Like, is it what?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: What day is it? How about Trazodone? Trazodone.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, it flattens you out. I mean, you are done.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: It takes the light right out of your eye.
• 40:51
  Speaker 9: I bet it does. I'm tired.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: I want to go.
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: We haven't.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: We haven't even finished the salad yet, or the duck.
• 41:01
  Speaker 9: I made the fire and ice cake.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: I said I'm tired. Are you going to walk me
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: home or what? You mean me?
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: Are you going to walk me home?
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: I have a problem?
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: You scare people.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: I tell the truth, but you're mean.
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: What?
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: I'm not telling the truth?
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Um, maybe I should drive them home separately?
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: You can drive them both home.
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Stop talking about me in third person! You can take
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Tiffany home first. You love it when I have problems.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: You love it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: You love it, Vaughn, because then you can be the
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: good one.
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: Just say it. No, I don't.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: I just wanted to have a nice... God.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: What is your problem?
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: Nothing's my problem.
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: I'm fine.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I'm tired.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: I want to go.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: Are you ready?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: You really want to go right now?
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, I really want to go.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: But, I don't know. Again, I think... I wonder how
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: different the book is, because to me it takes a
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: very specific turn midway in, and I'm assuming that's probably
• 42:02
  Speaker 9: a lot of his doing. I don't know. But it
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: focuses so heavily on the mental illness aspect in the beginning,
• 42:09
  Speaker 9: I guess, to get you familiar with it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Right, exactly.
• 42:12
  Speaker 9: It changes gears massively at that midway point.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And Bradley Cooper, following his story, his character,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, what was his character's name in the movie?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I even know. Anyway, it was
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper's character. It went through a transitional thing from
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: being like this crazy raging person to having a heart
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: and soul that we could understand by the end of it,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: which that was a nice ride to go on, I think.
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: And he did a really good job. Again, he's done
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: so many silly comedies and it's, you know, he's always
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: just kind of played that or he's just there to
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: be the pretty boy. So the fact that they, they,
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: they give him that weird scar and then they like,
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: I don't know, they, they have him like dressed in
• 42:55
  Speaker 9: a trash bag the whole time and make him crazy
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: and start yelling at people quite often. And so it's,
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: it's a very different thing that he has to kind
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: of bring to the table.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: And both, both he and Jennifer Lawrence, they both have
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: these quirks about them that, that were, so beautifully understated.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: They could have gone, pushed the envelope a little bit
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: farther and it would have become a silly comedy, but
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: it became a very real thing. We know someone like them,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: don't we? We've all met those people. They didn't advertise
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: their quirks. They just lived them. It was beautiful work.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It was really beautiful work.
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: And all the characters had these sort of quirks.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: All of them did.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: Everybody had something.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I love the mom so much. Oh, didn't you love her?
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: She's amazing. That's a stunning performance.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it, though? It was.
• 43:39
  Speaker 9: I was still like, again, I'm just sitting there going,
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: you know, you want to write off Robert De Niro
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: because everybody loves Robert De Niro.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, my.
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: God, he's so good at this.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: No, he was.
• 43:49
  Speaker 11: He was.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: He was.
• 43:51
  Speaker 9: You think maybe he's, you know, he's, he'll go for
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: years and like, he won't get the big acclaim again.
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: And then you watch him turn in this performance and
• 43:57
  Speaker 9: I'm like, he's so good at it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. I couldn't ignore him.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: And then this, this, we obviously, if we're going to
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: talk about Robert De Niro and acting, then we have
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: to mention the scene where Jennifer Lawrence, basically shows him
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: up character-wise, but also acting-wise. I mean, she goes toe-to-toe
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: with that man and holds her own.
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: No, no, seriously.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: When she rattled off all the stats and whatever it was,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh.
• 44:18
  Speaker 9: It was glorious. Which I just read today, those were
• 44:21
  Speaker 9: all real. They were from a specific, like 2008 or something.
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: There was a specific season and they were all real facts.
• 44:28
  Speaker 9: I was like, that's even more impressive because then she
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: had to get it all right, too.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Right, and to rattle that off, that's a memorization nightmare
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: as an actor, but then to feel it and live
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: it and sell it, girlfriend worked at. Okay.
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: Well, that's, that's one of those that like, again, I mean,
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: everything I've seen of her has been pretty impressive and
• 44:46
  Speaker 9: she showed, you know, some more than others, but, but
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: definitely this one coming in, I thought, okay, it's still
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: going to lend sort of to that, that acting chops
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: kind of thing that she brings to it. But, When
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: she gets in, like, again, in the beginning, she's just
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: kind of easing her way into it, but when she
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: gets in that middle part and just sort of starts
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: holding her own with everybody, maybe it's flashbacks from the fighter,
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: because it did feel a little like bringing the girl
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: in to hold your own against your entire family. But, yeah, she, like,
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: that was the part. I was just like, okay, once again, like,
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: she deserves that Oscar, because she stood there and, like,
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: not just, like, the rattling off the facts, but just, like,
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: not backing off from anything, like, being completely, like, and
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: just sort of coming in and almost commanding the room
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: for this 25-year-old little girl that kind of walked in
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: out of the street. I don't know. It's a really
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: impressive performance, and I guess that's why they gave her
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: an Oscar. But still, yeah, she earned it because it's amazing.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that part of her character and Bradley's
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: as well. Neither one of them had an edit button
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: in there. Didn't he mention that somewhere in the dialogue
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: somewhere that he doesn't know?
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: I don't have a filter.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I don't have a filter. Oh, it's glorious because, yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: people use that as an excuse now. Like, I have
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: this condition or that condition, and therefore I get to
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: say whatever rude thing I want to you.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: So they live that one out for sure.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: But that's what was so interesting is that, you know,
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: all the other characters were pretty much as crazy as them.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: It's just they did have the edit button.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: They'd never been committed. That's right. That's right.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: It seems like, you know, the friend that would pull
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: him to the side and talk about how terrible his
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: life is and all the things that he does to
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: get away from it. And you're like, every bit is
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: messed up. It's just he used to only say those
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: things in private.
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: He was one of my favorite parts. Like, just it
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: was so real.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: So real.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: Like, I know so many people who have that marriage.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: I won't name them. But I'm just like, it feels
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: like that, like anytime they're away from the other half,
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: they're just like, oh my God, they're killing me. I'm
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: just like, wow, really? This is your life? And everybody
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: thinks their lives are horrible and they're crazy and they
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: make fun of them and talk about them behind their back.
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: But I'm like, look at what's going on in your life.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: The running theme was we all have issues and we
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: deal with them on different planes in different ways, don't we?
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 9: But even, you know, dad is almost as crazy, really.
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: I'm just like, his OCD is out of control. His gambling.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: His fan from a stadium.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah. His violence, obviously, is there.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper came by it honestly. Yeah. With his parents,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: And yet somehow pulls it off where he's still like, again,
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: I'm sitting there going, he's kind of my dad. I mean,
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: he doesn't have all those issues, but I'm like, he
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: comes off as such a dad sometimes and like still
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: makes him very lovable, but kind of crazy, like legitimately crazy.
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: So it's, yeah, everybody has their weird, crazy issues in
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: this book.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Do. The three of us do right now.
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: I think that's one of the things I took from
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: this so much is, you know, finally a movie for me.
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: A movie about crazy people. So yeah, I don't pretend
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: any different.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: The whole, I love the subplot of the dance. The practicing,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: the rehearsing, the committing to something that may not be
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: your bag but you committed to it and And I
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: love seeing him with his being pulled with commitment to
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: family and the baseball.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Baseball.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Football. Football.
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: You know what I mean?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a sports nut.
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: Philadelphia just took. I'm sorry, Philadelphia.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: So between that and then the commitment to that whole
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: dance competition was just so great. And I love that
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: they didn't reveal the whole routine to us, all those
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: rehearsal scenes until the end when we saw this ridiculous
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: thing they came up with that they, again, committed 100% to. And,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you know, you've got all these people doing great flamenco dancing,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and they've got the feathers in the hair and the
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: thing and the posing and the posture, and these two
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: get out there, and they're just like at a high
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: school dance just going, whoo!
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: Pretty much.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: But full-on rehearsed, right? And they were ready to do it,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you know? I loved it so much.
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: That middle section where they're just doing the monkey or
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: whatever they were doing.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: It was a mess. And it came to a great
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: finale when they got a score that was so mediocre,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: but it was just mediocre enough to get their money
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: in the bag.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: It was, oh, shut up.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: This is Spoiler City, what we're doing right now. So
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the movie, stop listening. Five minutes ago.
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: They were fully warned at the beginning.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: They were, all right.
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: But, no, the reaction is priceless. They've got so much
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: writing on this mediocre score that, like, nobody understands. So, yeah,
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: it's hilarious that they get so excited about a five.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this family hugging each other, jumping up and down
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: with a six-point-nothing score. For a five-point, yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: When I got to that middle section, I was like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: I don't know if they're going to get a five. Yeah,
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: I know. I know.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I said.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: But it played out so beautifully because the whole time,
• 49:59
  Speaker 7: I mean, I know for me watching it, I was
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: so scared because you know it's leading. The movie's leading
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: toward a dance-off. And you're like, this could turn into
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: the cheesiest, worst movie ever.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: And it was handled so pitch perfectly. So beautifully.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pitch perfectly.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: And so, and with the tone of the film.
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: And I was afraid that, because I knew there was
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: that dance aspect coming, so I was afraid they were really,
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: because if you didn't, again- Not seeing the movie, I
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: was like, so they're just cashing in on Dancing with
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: the Stars? It really seemed like it was just going
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: to be a huge section that that's all... It was
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: just pulling in those fans. And it really isn't. The
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: practice is such a huge part of it, but the
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: actual dancing... You don't even watch the other people. You
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: just get that segment of them and then all the
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: other drama going on around it. But it doesn't focus
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: on the dancing.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Other than their performance. That was just a backdrop for
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: all the drama that was happening.
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: Which I thought was actually a really... Clever way to go,
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: and he didn't just go for what was easy to
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: bring in a crowd. I was impressed with... It was
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: kept at bay and didn't completely take over the plot
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: for the whole last third of the movie.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Another favorite moment of mine was in
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: the street after the dance comedy when he runs out
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: to catch her, right? And he starts reading his response to...
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the letter that he thought came from his wife, but
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: it was actually from the Jennifer Lawrence character, right? And
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: when he said, yeah, I know you wrote this, and
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: the look on her face, again, so beautifully underplayed, and
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: yet so, everything registered immediately, like she'd been caught, but then,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: oh good, this is because we're having this moment because
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: Oh! Oh!
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: He's like, that's a payoff. That's a payoff that worked
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Um.
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: I love the reaction.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know where to go with that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 9: Moving on. No, I'm just trying to hit all the points.
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: There's so many, because I kind of have a big
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: Indian one, but yeah, I want to come back to that.
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: I do want to hit before that, I love the doctor.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: He was the only one that I was a little
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: on the fence about.
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: Well, I didn't, again, I just didn't expect that. The therapist. Yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: when he goes in. The Indian therapist.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, the therapist. Oh my gosh, yes.
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: Just because he plays it so atypical of every stupid
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: movie doctor. He just does it so differently in the office.
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: And then it's so funny when they see him when
• 52:21
  Speaker 9: they're waiting at the football game.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: At the tailgate party.
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know. I kind of liked that one.
• 52:27
  Speaker 9: I didn't expect that when he went into the office.
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: I was afraid it was going to be just, again,
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: another great segment from another movie. But yeah, he went
• 52:34
  Speaker 9: a different.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Way with it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It was full of little subtle surprises. You wouldn't think
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: that a movie with talking heads would have that much
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: meat to it and that much new. It's proof that
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: a good story still sells. You don't need car chases
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: for every one of them. You know what I mean?
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 52:53
  Speaker 9: Did you feel he was a little too over the top?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for me.
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: That was the only part that felt a little silly sometimes.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: But otherwise.
• 53:01
  Speaker 9: There's got to be a weird doctor out there somewhere.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there are.
• 53:06
  Speaker 9: Usually they're just weird in other ways. He was just
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: kind of funny weird. My main one early on was, again,
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: I haven't been to Philadelphia, so anybody out there listening
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: who's there right now, is it true that in Philadelphia
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: no one uses sidewalks? They did nothing but walk down
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: the middle of the street.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: The entire movie.
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: I was just, okay, there have to be cars sometimes, right? No, no, no.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Here's what I'll defend them. When I go jogging in
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: my neighborhood, I do it in the middle of the
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: street because on the sidewalk, it's driveway up, driveway down,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: driveway up, driveway down, driveway up.
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: It wasn't a convenient thing for them. It was like
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: they never, for a minute, when she left the dance
• 53:52
  Speaker 9: contest at the end there, she's on a sidewalk. And
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: then she immediately runs into the street for the big finale.
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: It's more dramatic. I was just like, they can't stay
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: out of the middle of the street.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: It's more cinematic to be in the middle of a street.
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: They've got mom and dad. They should be yelling at
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: them to stay out of the streets. That's what they
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: should be doing.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: I take it to the sense that it was a
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: smaller suburb of Philadelphia just because the cop to person
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: ratio seemed to be one to one. Like that cop
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: was everywhere.
• 54:16
  Speaker 9: It was everywhere.
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: Like as soon as any kind of altercation, it's like knock, knock, knock.
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: And it's the same cop.
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: The response time was amazing.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: If only that was for real. The cop was played
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: by somebody familiar.
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: He's from a bunch of stuff and now I cannot.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I'm having trouble because I remember going, oh, that guy.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: And then now it's gone. It's gone. It's gone.
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: See I should have researched I should have I wrote
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: down other ones I didn't get to the cops I
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: didn't get that far we really.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Want to know we have an implement for that uh
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: oh I'm going to cheat I don't know are you
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: hooked into the web or not on that little iPad
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: device should be we'll see did I just advertise for
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: iPad by saying iPad as long as.
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: They send us a huge check I'm.
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: Fine with it or an iPad.
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: Case of iPads just hand out to the listeners thanks or.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Sell to the listeners A nominal fee. Are you hooked
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: into cellular use with that iPad device?
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: The 3G technology.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: The 3G technology.
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I don't have devices, so I don't know.
• 55:19
  Speaker 7: This is my first device. You guys can.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: We'll talk amongst ourselves while she's looking things up.
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: We can do that.
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: And then I'll come back and I'll pretend. We can
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: edit it all out so I can just run through.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's quick.
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: Look at that.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: I can do my Jennifer Lawrence thing where I run
• 55:35
  Speaker 7: down every film he's ever been in.
• 55:38
  Speaker 9: But you have to do it kind of hostile.
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: That's how I do most things.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so sassy.
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: And it really is taking a long time.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Sorry, guys.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: The actor's name Lucy is searching for is Dash Mihawk. No, really.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: It's Dash Mihawk.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: That's okay. Would it be better with 4G or maybe
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: even 5G? I don't know.
• 56:00
  Speaker 9: We need more Gs.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: We need more Gs, yeah. The more Gs, the better, right?
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: I've been saying for a while now they need to
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: send us some Gs.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: It's like money. The more, the better, right?
• 56:10
  Speaker 9: They never do.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: They never do. Let's just take a look. Okay, so hey,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: what else is up? What else is up with this
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: movie's silver linings playbook? What's the title about, do you think?
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: I mean, he certainly references the silver lining all the time.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: And I guess they keep telling him he needs to
• 56:31
  Speaker 9: get a plan and get his... So again, they never
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: do the cheesy thing of spelling out the line. You
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: have to scream it out when they mention the name
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: of the movie within the movie, somewhere in the dialogue.
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: They don't quite take it that far.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: So is it more like a.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: There's a silver lining to every cloud. However, you might
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: need to have a plan to find it or see
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: it or recognize it.
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: A mixture of both of them. Because he keeps, like,
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: during his therapy kind of stuff in the beginning, he
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: keeps talking about the silver lining. Like, this horrible thing
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: that happened, you know, could ruin his life. But now,
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: you know, look at me. I'm thin and I've got
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: my mind right. So, I mean, he's, I guess, trying
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: to reach for some sort of, you know, good thing
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: that came out of it. And.
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: Which, by the way, does anybody blame him for that? Like, okay,
• 57:18
  Speaker 9: maybe not manslaughter, but, you know, he needed to beat
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: the hell out of that guy. I'm sorry.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: That was a great, with the flashback, if it played
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: out like that for real. And, yes, he deserved a
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: punch in the face.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was like, people are, I mean, maybe stop
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: him a little sooner. But, you know, I was like.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Sure, sure.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Dude was asking for it. When you're a visiting man
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: with someone's wife in their shower.
• 57:40
  Speaker 9: In their shower.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: And you're caught naked. You don't have a whole lot
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: of say in that moment. And he acted like he
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: had say, the professor guy.
• 57:46
  Speaker 9: I believe he said, I think you need to leave
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: or something to that effect.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Like, you need to leave your own house while I
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: finish up doing the wife. And that's probably not going to.
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: I think I need to pound your face into the child.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, that's why, as an audience,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: we were on Bradley's side, I think, even though he
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: went over the top. But I think we understood the backstory,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: didn't we?
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: And I love the pacing and the way it was revealed.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: We didn't know everything right up front.
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: Exactly. Because, yeah, that beginning part, you assume he just,
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: you don't know what he did.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: You don't know what he did.
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: He just, like, ran off. But, you know, he's there,
• 58:16
  Speaker 9: so probably not. But, again, you don't realize the, but
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: those quick flashes, like, it is very violent when.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: He goes off on us. Yeah, but I think all
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: that makes Bradley Cooper character more human as we go along.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: He went from being a raging psycho to, like, okay,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I get it. I'm sympathetic to him now, you know?
• 58:34
  Speaker 9: And we need that because he crosses the line a
• 58:37
  Speaker 9: little bit there. I mean, just the.
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: Waking them up at four in the morning, throwing a
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: book out the window. It was already pretty annoying. It's funny,
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: but it's pretty annoying if you were really living that.
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: And then by the time he, like, injures his mom
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: while looking for the wedding video, it's, I don't know.
• 58:52
  Speaker 9: At that point, you could start to not be on
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: his side.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: That was a tough one.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: And getting in a fight with his dad.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: But he's screaming, I'm sorry, and crying, and he doesn't
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: like that part of himself. Right, right. And he just
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: doesn't have.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Control over it. Which I thought he played beautifully. We
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: talk about Jennifer a lot, but Bradley, that was his shine.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: moment in the film.
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: And he was so good. It kind of broke my
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: heart that he was nominated opposite Daniel Day-Lewis, because you
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: know in that year, you're done.
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: In any year.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: In any year.
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: Like, if he's acting.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Right, he's going to win. Right, yeah. And, well, I
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: know we're not talking about Lincoln, but was he not?
• 59:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Shut up Lincoln yeah he was Abraham Lincoln shut up
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: there's no asking questions.
• 59:31
  Speaker 9: We were afraid he was going to get shot at
• 59:33
  Speaker 9: the Oscar just full on method he was going to
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: go for it yeah yeah yeah oh.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Gosh I love that Seth Rogen made that Seth Rogen
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Seth MacFarlane, the host of the house, who made that
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Lincoln joke about getting shot at the theater or whatever.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: And he said, what, too soon?
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: It's always too soon for Lincoln jokes. You've got to
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: be careful. But he's beloved and he should be.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I'd like him to be president now.
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: Sometimes I feel like he is, honestly.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: It's come full circle.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: Reincarnation of Lincoln as Obama.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Of course. Did I get us off track?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: We're talking about politics.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: As we should be.
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  Speaker 9: We are usually off track on this show.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know what track we were on. Oh, good.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 9: I liked Halloween. I think I just like any movie
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: where they work Halloween into it. So getting to watch
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: them wander around with everybody in costume in the middle
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 9: of the street, kids and everybody.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: In the middle of the street because they don't use sidewalks, right?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 9: Crazy Philadelphia people don't use sidewalks. A few of the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: kids did, but some of them were still. I'm like, parents, really?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 9: Come on. There's rules here, damn it.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: You're just teaching the kids to not obey the rules.
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  Speaker 6: Why did you order raisin bread? Why did you order tea?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: Because you ordered raisin bread.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: I ordered Raisin Bran because I didn't want there to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: be any mistaking it for a date.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: It can still be a date if you order Raisin Bran.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: It's not a date. So how's your thing going? Dancing thing?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: It's good.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: How's your restraining order?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't actually call the restraining order my thing, but
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: getting back with Nikki is, and I think I'm.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: Doing pretty well.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, their whole little not a date date. Raising brand
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 9: makes it not a date. Wasn't that great?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: Ah, love.
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  Speaker 1: And when she, when she went off in the diner
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: and had her moment to like to prove a point
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: or whatever it was, it was, Oh, again, again, like, Oh,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: the discomfort. I was, uh, yeah. Have you been in
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: a situation like that before where you're with somebody who's
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: being a little too loud or a little too something
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: and you're like, it's going to happen. Here we go.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: We're going to get kicked out of somewhere.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: And they, they work in a really, well, it's kind
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 9: of that same thing. They work in that reveal with
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: her too. You don't even know why she's like, everybody's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: treating her like she's a crazy person when, you know, okay,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: your husband died, but you know. That's sad, but why
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: are they acting like, you know, and then she starts
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 9: rattling off all the medication. Yes. You start getting the
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: sense of, okay, she's not doing too well. But yeah,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: you get to like that reveal before you really get
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: to her reasoning and her way of dealing with it
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 9: and her sleeping with the office.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Her matter of fact delivery about her
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: sluttiness was glorious, I thought.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 9: And that's a performance that's kind of hard to do.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Again, I don't know how much of that.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 9: you know, was from the page versus what she did
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 9: with it because it makes her.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Or what David O. Russell yelled at her to do. Yeah,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: that too.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: Whichever.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Right. It worked, you know.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: We don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We weren't there, dude.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 9: Oscar-winning actress.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: It worked.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: That's right. It did work. But yeah, she, like, it really,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: it could have come off as silly and it could
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: have come off as her, like, taking it too far,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: but it really, like, all of a sudden you start
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: to see That, you know, her owning it, like that
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 9: point where she's just like, yeah, I'm not ashamed of
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: what I did. You know, I don't want to do
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 9: that anymore, but that's who I am. It's a weird moment.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: It's something that most people I don't think can do
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: even in the real world. So it's, I don't know,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: that was really interesting watching her go through that.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Indeed. And 20-minute lull.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: So one more chapter and we're done here, right?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah. I just make sure we hit them all. If not,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 9: we can get into the big round and not the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 9: whole thing here.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: The big round? Is that the lightning round? No. Like
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: a quiz show?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 9: I guess it was kind of.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Fighting.
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  Speaker 9: Because there's a lot. I think it definitely... I guess
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: if there's something that's very, very movie-like, it's that point.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: It's when we get to the dance... It takes that
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: turn where we almost forget the whole mentally issues. All
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 9: of that stuff kind of disappears. It suddenly becomes almost
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: just a normal romance kind of thing. You just get
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: him with the other girl and you get her jealous
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: and she's like, The same standard of, you know, I'm
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: in love with my best friend, but I don't know
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 9: how to tell him kind of thing.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: And they're all incredibly sane during this time, during that finale,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I thought.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: And the ex-wife that's not an ex-wife yet shows up.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: So that dynamic is there. Yeah, I forgot all about
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: the crazy parts. Yeah, totally.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 9: Like, it flips the switch and it just becomes a romance.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: The thing is, I think that ends up working more
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 9: than I expected. Like, if you described that to me,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 9: I would be like, oh, never mind. I hate this movie. And, like,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 9: I think it works so well. Like, somehow they pull
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 9: off that aspect all on its own, like its own
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: little mini-movie at the end there, that, like, you kind
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: of forgive the fact that they're just like, eh, we
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: used to be crazy. But now we're all better. There's
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 9: no real, like, therapeutic thing that happens. There's no medication.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: They weren't healed through dance?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah. But, I mean, that's, like, overnight. I don't know.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 9: Because they were still pretty crazy during all the rehearsal. And, like,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 9: the day before when they were arguing about other stuff. But, like,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: it just totally... Which again, I think it takes a
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 9: different message by the end of it. I think the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 9: really sappy romance part of it comes in and it's
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 9: like all of a sudden it's, well, all they needed
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 9: was to be loved. I mean, isn't that really what
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: it comes around to saying? It's just like. It doesn't
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: turn out like it's Cuckoo's Nest. All it turns out
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 9: is just like, well, you know, really all they needed
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 9: to be okay was somebody to actually give a damn
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 9: about them and not screw them over. Is that a
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: great message?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: It's one of those, it should be cliched and I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 9: should hate it, but by the end I was like, well, no,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: you're kind of right.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: You can't argue that point.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: Why do you think I'm so damn crazy? No Jennifer Lawrence,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: that's the problem.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: So....
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 9: But that's... And that's the other thing I took from
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: the end there, like out in the street, the big finale,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: if you will, is like watching that and sitting there
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 9: in the theater going, how much movies can sort of
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 9: be like the surrogate for you, for like life? Because
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 9: I'm sitting there going, and I know this moment, this
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: is the big moment in all these type of movies.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 9: I don't have this moment. Like, I don't think I've
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: ever had that moment. And it's like you... You come
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 9: to expect it, like, in life. You come to, like,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 9: you know, it's what you're supposed to be looking for, and, like,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 9: we know it because of movies. We, like, live vicariously
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 9: through these characters. I don't know. I thought that was
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: kind of interesting, sitting there in the theater, drifting away
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: from the story to go.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: the hell's wrong with my life right so but i
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: think i don't have moments in the middle of the streets.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah i don't have these big movies yeah i don't
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: have these movie moments.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Backlighting fog machine you don't have.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 9: Wandering in the street not getting hit by a car
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: i yeah i.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Don't i have that i mean i hire a crew
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: but i get.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 9: It yeah you do have it because you're magical we've
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 9: discussed But I think it is one of those things
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: that we've watched so many movies over the years that
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 9: we start to like apply these things to our own life.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: And we have expectations, don't we?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah. We come to expect them in our life.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: This is the arc of my story where the ending
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: should be coming any time now.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: But I'm still unemployed. I'm still, you know. My mom
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: still hates me. Whatever it is, right?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: Because again, it could have, like, it's a very non-traditional
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: story up to that point. It takes a very Hollywood
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: ending and I don't hate it.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I don't hate it.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 9: But I feel like, you know, normally I should and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: they pull it off somehow. But it's funny how much
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: it does take that turn because it could have gotten
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: a lot of horrible, like some terrible things are like
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 9: laid out there in the beginning.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 9: Possibly, what's the, oh, her reveal of the husband dying.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: I mean, that might have been the best moment in
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 9: the movie, like her telling that story of him and
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 9: then them already. Again, it's like the real world creeping
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: in them already not being in a perfect place and
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: them already trying to deal with their own problems. And
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: then this much bigger problem swoops in. And like, I
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 9: don't know that that part is like heartbreaking. And then
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 9: by the end, it just sort of, you know, it's
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 9: all OK again. So it does take a very Hollywood
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: movie turn.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Well, can't life have happy endings, can't it?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: I like happy endings. I'm a sap for that. If
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: you remember correctly, the last time we were here was
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Somewhere in Time. A very... Which is sappy.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 9: Well, I don't know. It didn't have a happy ending.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 9: It's a sad ending. It's kind of the reverse. It's
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 9: super sappy and then takes that turn at the end
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 9: and just... Sticks a knife in your stomach.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Right. Well, yeah, he died a very depressing death. But
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: it was revealed they were back together again. So ultimately,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 9: In the wonderful magic afterlife, maybe. That's right.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Talk about a Hollywood ending.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah. We can fix this before the credits. Right before
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 9: the credits. Come on.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I'm all for Hollywood endings. Yeah. I'm hoping for one
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: this weekend myself.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: I keep waiting. So I'm okay with that. As long
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: as we each get issued our Hollywood ending, I'm okay all.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Right it's a deal it's a deal as we get
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: issued one yeah is there a line at the dmv
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: for that you.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: Gotta wait in line in hollywood i'm assuming and they
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: issue you your hollywood.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Ending right of course of course but no.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 9: That's that's i think that's the thing as much of
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 9: a bastard as i am the rest of the time
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 9: i am a sap at heart and i i still
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 9: like if they if they do it well I can
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 9: come around and I'm just like, no, no, they want
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: me over. Like it's, it, it's a sappy ending. And like,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 9: it totally works for me. And then they're all like,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: not only do they get the romance angle, but then
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 9: the family like almost perfects itself at that point. Like
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 9: dad's not so angry anymore and not so OCD. Did
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: you notice the remote controls? I just heard that. The
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: crazy remote control thing with them, like, they always had
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 9: to be on the side table. They always had to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: be facing a certain way. In that final shot, they're
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 9: on the coffee table sitting totally different.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 9: So even Dad's, like, sort of gotten over his... Did
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 9: they draw much attention to that? No, they really didn't.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 9: But it's like, it's just one of... Again, it's just
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 9: him working on all these little subtle things.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: Right, okay.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: Like, everything's sort of writing itself. And, like, now the
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: whole family is there, and the brother's there, and they
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 9: don't hate each other. And so... His picture's back on
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 9: the wall.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: I think the other picture was nice. That was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 9: And that was a really cheesy picture of him.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Which was great.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: It was awesome that it was a real picture.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: I was like, that has to be his high school photo.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Which brings up the brother, too. The brother dynamic was great, right? Obviously,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: the prize child that's successful and doing well, and we're
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: proud of him. Yeah. Of course, his picture's on the wall.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 9: As he's laying on the floor.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Collecting dust, yeah.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Precious.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 9: But, yeah, I don't know. It definitely, like, rounds it
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: out with, like, the perfect ending. Like, them having the
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 9: perfect home life with the family and the romance going on. And, yeah,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: it seems like I should be really angry at this movie.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: And somehow, damn you, David O. Russell, you made it okay.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you did.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: You did.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: So, I guess all that yelling worked out.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yell all you want, David O. Russell.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Keep making art.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I say.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 9: It seems to work. Did we hit everything we needed to? Nice.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I think we hit everything the listeners want us to hit.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: Probably.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: They're probably like, yeah, are we done already? Long-winded farts
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: all of you?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: I don't think so.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: We ramble on way longer than that. Yeah, I do.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Don't you miss?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: You do?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 9: You know how movie geeks are. Once we get into it.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Had I seen this movie yesterday, I would have gone
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: on much longer, I'm sure.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: How long ago did you see it?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, golly. I don't know. It's been, I saw it
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: the week before the Oscars. When were they?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: Like a month ago, probably.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: That's not too bad.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: That's not too bad. It's been a month. For me
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: to remember that much detail at all.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: That's what's so impressive. That's kooky. Because I don't remember,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I can't remember my own birthday often. The older I get, especially.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I like to forget it. But, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 9: It's probably because you meet 4,000 people a day. And
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: they're taking all of your brain space with like their.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I've learned at this convention. It's happened
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: again today where somebody comes back to my table for
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: a second time.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, hi, how are you?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: What's your name?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: It's still Cody. Oh, shoot.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: Yes, Cody.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 9: I've seen 4,000 people since then.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. And I used to have face recognition,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: and I don't anymore. I've got that condition now where
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: everyone looks the same.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 9: It's not your fault. Because, yeah, I, you know, with
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: anybody I see at those, like, there are people I
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: will see, like, from one day to the next and
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: i i just don't assume they're gonna you know if
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 9: it's not somebody i actually know in the real world
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 9: it's like i'll at least say hi just for the
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: thing but they're probably just like hey how's it going
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 9: weirdo i don't know you so i just assume that
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 9: now because i know how much though i mean you're
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 9: overrun with people and like what a lifestyle it is
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: for a lot of people to do that that like
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  Speaker 9: it's also you know 20 times a year maybe so
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  Speaker 9: it's like you you hit that many That routine becomes
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  Speaker 9: a routine. So it's a lot to keep up with.
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  Speaker 9: So I give you credit for hanging in there and
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  Speaker 9: dealing with that.
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  Speaker 1: Doing my best.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You're very precious.
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  Speaker 9: I guess, you know, we can throw the plug out
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  Speaker 9: there one more time. TheDougJonesExperience.com.
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  Speaker 1: TheDougJonesExperience.com is my official website on the interweber net.
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  Speaker 9: Still possibly my favorite website address ever. On the internet.
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  Speaker 1: Did we talk about this before? About the glitch that
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  Speaker 1: happened with that address?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is the best story ever. Do we have
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  Speaker 1: a minute?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm being interviewed on a talk show in Atlanta, Georgia
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  Speaker 1: on television while I was down there filming a short
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  Speaker 1: film called The Candy Shop. It's a very, very poignant
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  Speaker 1: short film that addresses the issue of child sex trafficking
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  Speaker 1: happening here in the United States. Very heavy subject matter.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we were on the show. We're on this
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  Speaker 1: local talk show with the director of the movie and
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  Speaker 1: the producer of the movie and me. Oh, and also
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  Speaker 1: a lady from an organization called Street Grace, which exists
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  Speaker 1: to get girls off the streets and back into mainstream
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  Speaker 1: life and trying to abolish the issue on all levels.
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  Speaker 1: child sex trafficking is it's customers, it's pimps, and it's
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  Speaker 1: the abused. So it's like there's many things going on there.
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  Speaker 1: So this is an organization I really believe and love,
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  Speaker 1: Street Grace. And so we're there talking about their organization,
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  Speaker 1: this movie, how they all relate together, and the bad
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  Speaker 1: that's going on in the world, and here's how we
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: can try to make it better, and let's band together
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  Speaker 1: as a community. So introductions. They're running our websites under
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: each one of our faces as they do a close-up
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: on us, right? thedougjonesexperience.com. Now, the thing is, that web
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: address often gets blocked if there's a heavy firewall at
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: some schools or things because the word sex is in
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: that title. The Doug Jones X experience, right? So there's
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: an S and an EX all together. Well, someone was
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  Speaker 1: obviously trying to, I don't know what happened, but my
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: web address comes up as, and I'm not kidding you,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: the doug jones sex experience.com in order to avoid it
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  Speaker 1: they added another sex in there or something Right? And
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: get this, get this, get this. This is even better.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: This is even better. The DougJonesSexExperience.com running under my face
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  Speaker 1: on a Christian television station.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And good night.
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  Speaker 9: I think we found where the real money is.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 9: We need to get this other website up and running.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I did when I saw that. I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: it until it aired that night on TV in Atlanta,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: and I screamed. in horror and utter delight at the
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: same time. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: in my life. I thought a still shot of me going,
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  Speaker 1: you know, with a Doug Jones sex experience under my face.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So I typed that web address in
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: to see like, is there something out there? Thank goodness
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: it was like, you know, you can buy this domain.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: So you immediately.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 9: Claimed that domain. Right. You're like, yeah, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: From my home videos. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 9: Hey, you know. Oh, my gosh. As long as they
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 9: pay their membership dues, you know.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'll give them whatever they want.
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  Speaker 11: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: If that's what's buttering my bread, okay.
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  Speaker 9: Money is money, especially on the internet. You guys are
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  Speaker 9: horrible people. That's not the first time.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know.
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  Speaker 9: But that is a horrible set of circumstances.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: That that happened to you. And I just took us
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: really off topic that time, didn't I? Didn't I?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 9: That's a good closer.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a good closer?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: That's a great closer. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 4: Yay.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel bad for you having to sit there.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I sent a little email to the TV
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: station going, before you rerun this, you might want to
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: fix a little glitch.
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  Speaker 9: Just put a piece of cardboard over there. Just block
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 9: it out. You don't even have to show my address.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 9: It's okay.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: It's fine. It's fine. Oh, that unicorn keeps texting me.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. Let's call him Phineas.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: Phineas the unicorn. You are so magicalized.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he texts with that hoof. I
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: don't know. He's really quite adept at the phone. Oh.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 9: Well, I guess we should let you get to your
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 9: unicorn and ride it off into the rainbow or however
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 9: this is.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's probably actually Appearance Manager Derek. We have after-party
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: festivities and commitments I have to do for this convention
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: tonight and so forth and so on. So I imagine
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: the next phase of my night is about to happen.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: Well, we can let you get to that. Oh. Send
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 9: them on their merry way.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Well, it's always great to talk with you kids. Thank
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: you so much for having me again.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: Is it really?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're kind of our favorite.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 9: I think last time it was possibly favorite person on earth.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 9: I'm paraphrasing, but I think that's kind of what we decided.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Aw, that's love talk.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 9: We're officially adopting you, I think. So anytime you want
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 9: to come on the show, you're more than welcome to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 9: sit in.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Well, that's love. Well, thank you for keeping an eye
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: on the WeberNet to see that I was going to
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: be in the region again so that we could get
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: together and have this love.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I like having regulars so you can be an
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 9: official member.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, yay! Okay, so my third time will be a charm.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: That makes me a regular, right? So, okay, next time. Okay,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: it's a deal. It's a deal.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 9: Well, we can give you some sort of a membership,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 9: you know. reward or something right you're gonna get t-shirts
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 9: coffee mugs you know you you earn them after a
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 9: while and eventually.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: It's like the camel points by my fifth show with
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: you that one's free is that that.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 9: Works yeah maybe we'll see depends on if those g's come.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Rolling in yeah right yeah i know we need we
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: need the 4g by then we're gonna need rates to
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: pay for that talking crazy talk.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 9: All right well i think that will do it so
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 9: otherwise we will return next week same geek time same
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: geek feed thanks for listening.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you for watching. So you took me to the party,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: you got me in.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Well, pass me the whiskey, pass me the gin Pass
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: me whatever the drink left.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: In Well, I don't care if it's seven in the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: morning For all I care could be the second coming Oh,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: you can't live like this.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 9: It's a really big deal.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't care. I can't pay you too. And
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck about your chances at all.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: Thank you. All right. We're all right. We're always all right.
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  Speaker 4: We're all right. We're always all right.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: You should open a museum like Burt Reynolds did.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: Did he?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in Jupiter, Florida.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 9: Yes. You love your Burt Reynolds Museum.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: No, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 7: I went there and it was the best place ever.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: I would so road trip with you to the Burt
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Reynolds Museum.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 9: Jupiter, Florida.
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  Speaker 9: Talk hard.