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Roast Beef Misery and The Mud Dragon · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to twist. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to twist on Chewi though, let me check.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any parts I'm supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Supposed to the check you want to try?
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  Speaker 3: fast enough.
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  Speaker 1: There that's okay?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you again? I didn't even know they made these.
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  Speaker 1: Now we are the proud dads of a chew back
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  Speaker 3: We need to We aren't even into regular show yet,
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  Speaker 3: we still have things that we need to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: From from well update, yeah almost, I would say yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: If you were listening to the show or the podcast,
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  Speaker 3: or if you follow either of us on Instagram FS Mikey,
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  Speaker 3: FS Big Bob, you probably saw the men's bathroom incident yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Bob texted me during the show yesterday and said, get
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  Speaker 3: in here, now, we got a problem. I ran so fast,
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  Speaker 3: I dropped my phone because I'm like, oh man, he's
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  Speaker 3: called me to the men's bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: This has to be good, right right, And by good,
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  Speaker 1: I mean something went bad?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Yeah, So the the uh, the big stall
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  Speaker 3: was completely destroyed. Somebody had gone to the bathroom and
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  Speaker 3: it like did not.
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  Speaker 1: Flush or it clogged, and it was it was above
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  Speaker 1: the water line. It was bad. It was a monster
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  Speaker 1: that worked in this building that did that. It was bad.
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  Speaker 1: So then of course we left the men's bathroom and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we were.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was gross and that stall was unusable. So let's
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  Speaker 3: get to this talkback message here, brought to us by
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  Speaker 6: Hey, guys, so I didn't even listen today's podcast yet Monday,
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  Speaker 6: but I did just see the bathroom video on Instagram. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and Mikey's reaction is just absolutely appropriate and hilarious. So
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  Speaker 6: my thing is is like I understand everybody has accidents.
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  Speaker 6: I mean that stuff like that literally happens, but you
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  Speaker 6: have to attempt to try and clean it up yourself,
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  Speaker 6: because it is disgusting that you leave that behind for
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  Speaker 6: somebody else to clean up.
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  Speaker 1: That is nobody's job.
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  Speaker 4: Love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's wild. It's wild.
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  Speaker 3: You don't walk on a clog like that if it
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  Speaker 3: was clogged. So the men's bathroom is uh is fine?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, it's it's been flushed in everything. I'm scared
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  Speaker 3: to use that toilet now, like I need somebody else
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  Speaker 3: to alright, But hold on, let's get to this message here.
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  Speaker 7: Just listening to you guys talking about someone welling off
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  Speaker 7: the accessible stall your office, and as a wheelchair user,
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  Speaker 7: I would just like to chime in to give a
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  Speaker 7: PSA that we all know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Now, this is somebody, everybody, This
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  Speaker 3: is somebody who uses a wheelchair. Okay, the big stall
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  Speaker 3: is for her, all right, she's got a PSA.
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  Speaker 4: But the wheelchair stall is not the pooping stall. Like
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  Speaker 4: it's the only stall I could fit into.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to go in there and sit in
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  Speaker 7: your stench of your roast beef misery.
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  Speaker 3: Go in the smaller stall.
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  Speaker 7: You sit in that shame by yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Thank your hold on. First of all, roast beef misery
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  Speaker 3: might be the name of the podcast today.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, She's got more.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 7: The other day, I went into the bathroom and the
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  Speaker 7: door was shut and I couldn't tell someone was in there.
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  Speaker 1: So I went to knock.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, and someone was in there using it
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  Speaker 7: as the poop stall, and we accidentally made eye contact
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  Speaker 7: through the brack, and like, I was so.
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  Speaker 8: Mortified that I wanted to pass away, so like I
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  Speaker 8: can't even imagine how she felt. She literally stayed in
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  Speaker 8: there until I left, Like, I feel like that is
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  Speaker 8: the only option, but like, for real, get out, I
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  Speaker 8: have to Oh my.
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  Speaker 1: God, so direct eye contact.
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  Speaker 3: So somebody is using the accessible stall, my god, at
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  Speaker 3: wherever this is, you know, yeah, and she legit rolls
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  Speaker 3: up in her wheelchair.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, just like this is the only.
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  Speaker 3: Stall I can use, but you know, going to grab
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  Speaker 3: the handle frame from marketings in there.
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  Speaker 1: Just there's that little crack in the door too.
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  Speaker 3: It's like she sees the person god on the toilet,
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  Speaker 3: and then the person sees her in a wheelchair. Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, you gotta leave for work. I would never
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  Speaker 3: got to quit your job. You put it in your
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  Speaker 3: two weeks now you don't even need two weeks. You
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  Speaker 3: pack it up, go home for the day. Yeah, go
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  Speaker 3: and get a box and pack up your desk and
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  Speaker 3: just head off, never return.
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  Speaker 3: like she was on for a long time, and uh,
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  Speaker 3: Bowl halftime show or hasn't.
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, no, no, Well here's the thing, Like, like jay
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  Speaker 3: super Bowl halftime show? And so that's why jay Z's
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  Speaker 12: And yeah, our teams are really close, like it's like
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  Speaker 12: they sometimes will call and say, how does she feel about.
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  Speaker 1: And Okay, and that's not like.
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  Speaker 12: An official offer or an official or like a conference
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  Speaker 12: room conversation are really close, how does she feel about it?
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  Speaker 4: In general?
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  Speaker 12: And we've been we're always able to like tell him
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  Speaker 12: the truth, which is that, like I am in love
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  Speaker 12: with a guy who does that sport on that actual
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  Speaker 12: like that is violent chess, that is gladiators without swords.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Like Taylor st tests such a good way with
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  Speaker 3: you know, violent chess and gladiators without swords. He's cutting
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  Speaker 3: an NFL like promo voiceover like that can be used
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  Speaker 3: with like highlights. Again, this is Taylor Swift on Fallon
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  Speaker 3: last night talking about why you know she's not doing
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  Speaker 3: a Super Bowl halftime show?
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  Speaker 4: That is dangerous. I am the whole season. I am
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  Speaker 4: locked in on what that man is doing on the field.
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  Speaker 12: Can you imagine if like he's out there every single week,
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  Speaker 12: like putting his life on the line doing this very dangerous,
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  Speaker 12: very high pressure, high intensity sport. And I'm like, I
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  Speaker 12: wonder what my choreo should be.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, honey, let me have one thing, all right,
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  Speaker 3: Like It makes a little bit more sense now that
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  Speaker 3: you know, whether you believe it or not, that it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't over the rights to the halftime show footage. She's
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  Speaker 3: basically saying, Hey, I'm in love with a guy who
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  Speaker 3: plays football, so I'm locked in on the season.
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  Speaker 1: So what she's.
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  Speaker 3: Basically telling you is, once Travis Kelsey retired, okay, she's coming.
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  Speaker 13: Her super Bowl after he retired.
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  Speaker 1: It's her because then she.
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  Speaker 3: Can maybe I don't know, maybe. Also, Ed shear doesn't
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  Speaker 3: have a phone. That's sort of another headline. But those
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  Speaker 3: are the two things that came out. Yeah, but we
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  Speaker 3: learned that from uh what stream was he on?
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  Speaker 1: Was it kai stream? Didn't he didn't you have a
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  Speaker 1: flip phone at one point?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he doesn't like Kevin now, he doesn't have
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  Speaker 3: a phone. He just checks emails. So Taylor is like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Ed found out on Instagram, like one of her best
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  Speaker 3: friends for years and years, Ed Sheeran found out she
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  Speaker 3: was engaged on Instagram because Ed doesn't have a phone,
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  Speaker 3: and like she didn't send him an email.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, Ed, I just got you know, she
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  Speaker 1: was sort of in a whirlwind and everything.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, obviously you can find all the clips online,
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  Speaker 3: but Taylor Swift was on foul for for quite a
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  Speaker 3: long time last night. All right, we will get to
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: today in freak show history. Coming up next here on
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mike You.
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  Speaker 3: That is Leon Thomas Mutt, It's Mikey, It's Bob ninety
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  Speaker 3: six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's rainy out there
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  Speaker 3: this morning, could be rainy here and there throughout the
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  Speaker 3: day with highs in the upper sixties. Real quick, let's
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  Speaker 1: Mikey Bob about that big old mud dragon that was
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: left in a handiceps stall was all right, mud dragon.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Yesterday we walked into the men's bathroom when somebody had
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: absolutely destroyed.
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  Speaker 1: The accessible stall. Mud dragon.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Never heard of called the mud dragon before, but.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: It was that.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: It was very much mud dragon that it was. Yeah,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: what was the other thing that the woman in the wheelchair, Oh, roast.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Beef misery through roads. Beef misery.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, roast beef misery and mud dragon very much describes
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: whatever the hell someone did to the men's bathroom accessible stall.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday here at the in our building at Station by
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  Speaker 1: the way.
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  Speaker 3: Not bad names for the podcast. All right, let's get
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  Speaker 3: to today in Freak Show history. This is where we
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: take you back to a moment in the show that
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: made us laugh, made us smile.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Here we.
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  Speaker 1: We go down to Florida.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's a place down in Florida called Burt
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Burt Bert Bert Land.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: There's a bunch of guys named Burt, bunch of Uncle Bert.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: So just do nasty things in an unregulated part of Florida.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Bush Gardens is the place I'm describing. You know, they
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: got rides, but it's also like kind of a zoo.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: It's kind of a weird thing to throw together down there.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Got Burtland on his on the side too, and they do,
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: you know, spooky things for Halloween.
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  Speaker 14: We have wild Facebook video just into our news room.
• 20:09
  Speaker 14: It was taken by witnesses at Busch Gardens last night.
• 20:12
  Speaker 14: That's when police say a naked man was running around
• 20:15
  Speaker 14: trying to break into cars and the Italy and Germany
• 20:19
  Speaker 14: parking lots.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You never want to be naked in the Italy and
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Germany parking lots at gardens.
• 20:24
  Speaker 14: When police got there, they say the man started fighting
• 20:27
  Speaker 14: officers as well as bystanders, and they taste him in
• 20:30
  Speaker 14: order to arrest him.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: He's fighting random strangers in the Italy and Germany parking
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: lots at Busch Gardens.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: After a fun day there, he's fighting officer and this.
• 20:38
  Speaker 14: Took him to the hospital because they say he was
• 20:40
  Speaker 14: high on alcohol and illegal drugs. He faces several charges,
• 20:44
  Speaker 14: including felony assault on a law enforcement officer.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, naked guy, why are you doing drugs
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: at Busch Gardens?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Right? Like?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: How do you end up in the Bush Gardens parking
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: lot high and drunk? Like I could see if you
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: go to Busch Gardens, you have a couple beers and
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: you're doing hard us to the point where you're naked.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: It's their Halloween thing too. It's like, oh no, it's
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: a hollow scream. Oh no, naked a hollow scream. Really,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you can't just go to hollow scream sober.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: You gotta do that.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I wonder if there was anybody in the Italy and
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Germany parking lot there at Busch Gardens who just thought
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: it was part of hollow scream.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like a zombie.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if word pan I wonder if that was like
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: an extra bonus, Like, wow, they really you know, they
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: really want to scare us as soon as we get
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: in the parking lot. So they put a completely naked
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: guy who's out of his mind and wants to fight
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: people as the first welcoming thing at Busch Garden's Hollow
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Scream just pulling.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is really realistic, authentic. This is a
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: naked mind.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: They made him look real good. That really looks like
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: a real naked man. He's moving and walking like a
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: human too. And while look at the parts on him.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: They made it very realistic, even down to the wispy
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: hair down there. Oh no, the naked man's trying to
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: get in. Oh, hollow Scream is a real hoot this year. Oh,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: officers are trying to Oh they're tasing the naked Oh
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: that's a real man. That is a real Oh geez,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: it's naked people making the show once again.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: The fuck you bob.
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  Speaker 1: What a time. All right, let's get to this entry
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  Speaker 2: Here, here we go, stealer, here we go, go go here,
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  Speaker 1: He's just beat boxing this for us. Oh what a
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  Speaker 1: what a talent.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's gonna be big ending. Yeah, okay, Hey, that works.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of fell apart at the end. I actually think
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  Speaker 3: it improved at the end. I didn't get improved at
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  Speaker 3: the end.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're right, got better, right, Yeah, you're right.
• 23:25
  Speaker 15: Yeah, Like.
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• 23:38
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to a talk back here. It's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: our buddy Weed Nico.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: He listens to the show on the free iHeartRadio app
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  Speaker 3: all the way on the other side of the country
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  Speaker 3: in the state of Washington. Hey, boys from Washington, been
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: a minute getting caught up on the podcast started a
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  Speaker 1: WHOA got a new job?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Of course, Nico, congratulations, We Nico no drug testing obviously
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: at the new job. I'd say, Hey, I'm to the
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: point where we're just getting into this edible journey with
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Aunt Koka and I'm already dying. I can't wait for
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: this thing to kick in.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's go all.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Right, hold on, because I need to fill in everybody
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: on what happened on Friday Show. Friday Show. Of course,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: the new Taylor Swift album Life of a Show Girl
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: came out. Wonderful listener of ours that we call and
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: she calls herself Aunt Kaka. She took an edible about
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: an hour before the Taylor Swift album dropped and then
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: decided to basically give us a a full review of it,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: and we went on a journey with her as a
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Mikey and Bob listening community. Right, we followed Aunt Kaca's
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: journey on the Life of a Showgirl, but with edibles. Okay,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: so we Nico's getting caught up on this. By the way,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: kids don't do drugs and us it's legal and you're
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: old and off all that stuff.
• 25:04
  Speaker 15: Edible kicking in them more like me every second.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: All right, hold on, one more message up. Made a
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: grave mistake.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, everybody you know taking edible and there's
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: always some point where you're like, wait, did I take
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: too much? What have I done? Here? Hold on though,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: it's a return of me at Coca. See Coca here.
• 25:37
  Speaker 16: Hi boys, it's coca. All right, listen. There's gonna be
• 25:42
  Speaker 16: numerous things we're going to talk about.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, okay, everybody back up, clear clear room.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: There's numerous things that Aunt Cocka wants to talk about
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: on the show today.
• 25:51
  Speaker 16: So this is going to be approximately five talkback's.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Aggressive Coca.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Number one. I totally forget what things.
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: I have?
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Three things?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Three things? Oh no, five things things? All right? You
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: know what?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Well you think of what you want to bring to
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: the show, and whenever I got multiple things number one?
• 26:20
  Speaker 15: Number one?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Oh I forgotten number one. But there's three things now, okay,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: co get it together and we'll try to hear from
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you later in the show once you figure out what
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: you want to tell us.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Also, Bob, it's it's not officially out yet, but Starbucks
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: announced their holiday menu. Yeah yeah, holiday season menu. Could
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: care less? I get it though, right, Some people are
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: excited about it, and some people can care less. Some
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: people live for it, and some people just want to
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: read the Facebook comments about it. We will do that
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Starbucks Holiday menu Facebook comments around eight ten.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and.
• 27:02
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• 27:06
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• 27:13
  Speaker 3: you get your podcasts. You saved my heart from the
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Oh that's the fate of Ophelia. Taylor Swift. That's the
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: biggest song in the country right now. That's the biggest
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: album in the country right now. That's the biggest movie
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: in the country right now. That's the biggest late night
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: talk show guest in the country right now. Taylor Swift
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: was on Jimmy fallon last night. I guess not all
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: of it like aired, but the tonight sh'll put on YouTube,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: like the forty the full forty five minutes of what yeah,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: of what Taylor had to say last night seth Myers
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: on Wednesday.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he should go.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Day drinking with her, right, Oh my gosh, yes, Like
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: that is absolutely what needs to happen. She's answered all
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: the questions. Now, like you end it with day drinking. Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: like he's done it with Rihanna. I'm trying to think
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, like he's done it with some bigger names. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: go go day drinking. Yeah, it's a great seth Meyers bit.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: He just he goes and goes to a bar and
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: they just finds the celebrity and they Hey, I want
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: to go drink and have the cameras follow us and.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: That would be special right there? I can they do that?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Where are you gonna go day drinking with Taylor Swift?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: And we're you gonna go da drink with Rihanna? I'm
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: surely shut down them, shut down a bar. That's true too.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: All Right, Aunt Conca's back Aunt Coca again? Really?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Uh you had enough in Cocca. She's back, man, I
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: don't know what to do.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Uh. Aunt Canca's back here. Let's get to this talkback
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  Speaker 16: All right, Okay, okay, I remember the first thing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, an Conca knows what she wants to uh talk
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: to us about?
• 28:58
  Speaker 16: Okay, updated of a showgirl, Aunt Coca, Taylor Swift rankings.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, so she has an updated Life of a Showgirl
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: power rankings. Aunt, cock, god does her favorite songs from
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Taylor's album.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Because they have changed. Okay, yeah, but I forget what
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: they are. Okay, Cock, we can't.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: You can't leave this messages like my my favorite songs
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: from Life a Showgirl they've changed. I just don't. I
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: don't remember what they.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Were, Okay, whatever. The important thing is. Number one is
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: father figure.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: It the figure, right, you know, not mad because my
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: check's bigger. Number No, I mean, Opal, It's all right, anyway,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: it's great. Right, It's like a song, all right, Coca.
• 29:49
  Speaker 16: And then yea, Elizabeth Taylor figure out her way in.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: There somewhere, her way in there somewhere. Hey, by the way,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I think it was.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: On TikTok, we hosted a video from the day the
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: album came out of you know, I was like sort
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: of singing and reacting to Elizabeth Taylor.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I got a notification on my phone yesterday and it
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: was a message.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: It was a comment on TikTok from the official Elizabeth
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Taylor account, and I.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Was like, what.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: So from from the grave probably grave, My god, that's
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Liz Taylor's music.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: She's back. Yes, you know, it's just like her estate
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: runs it, but it's like a verifying account and everything,
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: and they post like older videos and it is weird,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 30:36
  Speaker 16: Okay, number three and this is the most complicated thing.
• 30:39
  Speaker 16: And I have been wanting to explain this to you
• 30:41
  Speaker 16: guys for like week.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, explain it to us at kaka where are we
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: going here?
• 30:46
  Speaker 16: But other things kept taking priorities.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: After I told my edible, yeah, she took an edible
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and then listening to Taylor Swift's album.
• 30:52
  Speaker 16: At I'm explaining this and you're gonna have to buckle
• 30:56
  Speaker 16: up for the rye okay, and get that ylosion button
• 30:59
  Speaker 16: ready is like inception. Okay, So all right, a week
• 31:03
  Speaker 16: maybe two weeks ago, we were talking about the Pit.
• 31:06
  Speaker 16: I have thought of the best storyline for season three.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, the Pit.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: She's obviously talking about the best drama on TV. They're
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: filming season two. They were here a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: she's thinking out season three.
• 31:22
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, because we know it's getting renewed for season three, right, Like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 16: there's no way they're just gonna cancel this.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Day after season Yeah, it's big.
• 31:30
  Speaker 16: So I think the storyline for season three needs to
• 31:34
  Speaker 16: be the Idlewild duck heist gone wrong.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Over the summer, Idlewild had the giant inflatable forty foot
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: robber duck for like a weekend, and we had this
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: imaginary plot to steal the dock and everything. That was
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: the whole thing over the summer. If you're you know,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: just back if you missed the summer shows, that's basically.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: What we were talking about over summer, how to steal
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: a doc.
• 31:57
  Speaker 16: It's a mass casualty incident, okay, and then we all
• 32:03
  Speaker 16: end up Why would we end up at Ahn though,
• 32:07
  Speaker 16: because that's so far away from Idle While.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: It's so far Cocle, that would not be the place
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: where we go.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Oh man, probably.
• 32:18
  Speaker 16: Okay, hold on, I can fix this, Okay, all right, Yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 16: only one person hurt gets injured in the doug heusted
• 32:26
  Speaker 16: idle While and has to be life flight.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: And then they're on season three of The Pit. All right,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think this is happening, Coco.
• 32:35
  Speaker 16: All I'm saying is if the Pit really wants to
• 32:38
  Speaker 16: know they're Pittsburgh Trivia, they know that you guys are
• 32:44
  Speaker 16: the best warding show.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: On the radio.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: We're the guys.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Coco. We should incorporate that.
• 32:50
  Speaker 16: And I am so going to be judgy if they
• 32:53
  Speaker 16: don't eventually. Okay, And as we said before, I am
• 32:57
  Speaker 16: still expecting furries.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: On fourth of July, we getting episode.
• 33:01
  Speaker 16: Yeah, all, I'm saying, Happy Tuesday, all.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Right, Coca.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know what we're doing here. All right, we talked,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: we talked it out, we did. But uh, I don't
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: know what that was all about, Coca, But I liked it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I like, I love that mid plan for the plot
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: for season three, She's like, oh no, we're so far away.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I got my favorite Taylor Swift songs though never mind
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: I forgot.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: But then season three.
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: Of the.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I don't beak up on you. I don't know.
• 33:33
  Speaker 13: I don't know if that is the best, like, hey,
• 33:36
  Speaker 13: don't do drugs, or if that's the best heay drugs.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Hey you're gonna have a good time, all right.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Starbucks has u has released like the drinks and stuff
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: aren't out yet, but they announced their holiday menu. We
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: will read these Starbucks Facebook comments about that coming up
• 33:53
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  Speaker 17: Hey, it's a great day for hockey hockey. It's a
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• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, slapping nipples a little hard there. That was tender, tender.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: We can't start the season like that too.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: He came back.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: That was a playoff nipple slap. Not not playoff ready, No,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: that's not drop the puck on the season nipples. Wow,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: gonna put yourself on the I r within your nips? Seriously,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: what happened to mikey chopped himself? How why do I
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: keep doing? I don't know.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: It's my brand of humor. I got I do physical
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I do physical comedy, nipple comedy. Okay, everybody gets a laugh?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: All right, let's I know we're not stand up comedians,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: and like a lot of people on the radio like
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: that's sort of like the background. Maybe they come from
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: a lot of you know, never wanted to do stand up.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: But like in my life, me and you being nipple comedian.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: So you think we got you think we can do
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: like a solid twenty on nipples.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably every joke and then I was talking my nipple.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, let's go pens.
• 36:34
  Speaker 16: Uh.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: The season starts tonight in New.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: York for the Penguins taking on coach Sullivan, who's now
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: the coach of the Rangers.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Penguins, all right, hold on that. Sorry, the Baka bop
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: it will not stop talking. I hit the Chewbacca bop
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: it that somebody mailed to us, So I gotta put.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: The Chewbacca bopp it over there because I kept hearing
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: it going off. All right, So Penguins tonight, Rangers. How
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: about the little let's go Pens? Right, we got a
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: new coach, Dan Muse going up against the Rangers, new coach,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: our old coach, Coach Sullivan.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: And also sid Gino and Latang like twenty years of
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: playing together. Here was Sidney Crosby talking about it yesterday.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fun.
• 37:13
  Speaker 18: I mean, it's it's rare, like you said, and you know,
• 37:15
  Speaker 18: I've been playing this league for a long time, so it's, uh,
• 37:18
  Speaker 18: that's something that I think we're all grateful for and
• 37:20
  Speaker 18: with every year that we get to do it even
• 37:22
  Speaker 18: more so. But yeah, I mean nobody's worried about that
• 37:25
  Speaker 18: once we step on the ice, to be honest with yes,
• 37:27
  Speaker 18: So I think, yeah, we're going out there and playing
• 37:30
  Speaker 18: hockey together, and yeah, I think we all feel pretty fortunate.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sid's absolutely right. No one cares how long they've
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: played with each other. Once the season starts to like, yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: it's fun, but we're gonna play hockey. Yeah, if we
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: that's what I do. If we start losing games, nobody's
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: gonna be like, oh well, at least it's twenty years together.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna be like, who's this new coach? Got get
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: home on money? You got trades?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: All right, here's that chrys La Tang just talking about
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: you know, obviously playing with Sid and Gino for two decades.
• 38:00
  Speaker 19: We don't really take time to think about it. I
• 38:02
  Speaker 19: think we're like, from the beginning, we kind of felt
• 38:06
  Speaker 19: like we were pulling the same direction. We all wanted
• 38:09
  Speaker 19: the same thing, and for some reason it doesn't surprise
• 38:11
  Speaker 19: me that we're still here and it's just been great.
• 38:14
  Speaker 19: It's three different personalities and it's just been fun. So
• 38:19
  Speaker 19: we're excited to enter another one.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: There's there's somebody missing though, it's Mark Andre Flurry. I
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: want the first home game. I want I want them
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: to just you know, think we know who the starting
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: goalie is. And then all of a sudden, the mask
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: gets ripped off, and my god, it's Mark Andre Flurry.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Too early to be doing it, gonna happen, too early
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: to be doing Penguins fantasies.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: But hey, we got you know, a little bit let's
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I'm ready for it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 14: I got it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: But it's a little bit of let's go Pens tonight.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: You know, season opens tonight. And they're sensitive, man, they're sensitive.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: A hard one there. I see it through the shirt.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: It's just my shirt.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I got like a shirt on it. Give her a smack.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: There you go, you.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Start, let me give you everybody a nipple slap. Let's
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: go Pens.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Huh oh, that's good. You're gonna get people fired up.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get them too fired up. They get these
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: nipples fired up too.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:23
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  Speaker 20: Here we go, Stealers, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Bring it to us, bring it to us.
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  Speaker 11: Won't you bring it's stealers?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
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  Speaker 20: Won't you bring it's stealers?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Here we go?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Stealers. Okay, that's good, that works. Uh yeah, Mikey and Bob, Hello,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: good morning Mike and big Wy. How are you today? Good?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: All right? Nice? Yeah, I'm good.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I thought my day officially started. Yeay, start today, Yeah,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: my day started. I started the day I have started
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: because I got you guys on the tent. That's a
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: beautiful thing. Is there anything we can do for you?
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: I was wondering, can we listen to some post Malone?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Can we listen to some post malone? We can? Well yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Where are you at
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: right now screaming about post Malone?
• 41:26
  Speaker 15: I'm in my bedroom?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well yeah, just go continue. That's fine.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Then. I just want to make sure you weren't, like
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: at work or something, gonna get in trouble for yelling
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: about post Malone. I like the house, yeah, but I
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: want to I want to hear.
• 41:45
  Speaker 15: I want to hear like old school post Malone, not
• 41:49
  Speaker 15: this newer not.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: This newer post You want white iverson, don't you You
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: want me to bring white iverson back?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like too Young Posty, too young Posty. Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: it's the song I don't want to die too young.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to die too young.
• 42:12
  Speaker 15: I don't want to die too young. That's sorry, That
• 42:18
  Speaker 15: is right, man.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: Gotta start today with Mikey, Big Bob and Posty.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: You can find a little bit of Billy Eilish.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: In there, a little bit, a little bit a little bit.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Your energy is great. You have great energy.
• 42:35
  Speaker 15: Oh hell yeah, it's a lot.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Well, appreciate you and you have a good rest of
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: your day. Okay, Oh, we appreciate you guys absolutely.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: By the way, though we me and Bob don't control
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: the music, I can't really do much for yourself, you know.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: We asked her what do we do for We lied
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: because we can't just randomly play. Everybody thinks you just
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: call up a radio station get whatever song plays. Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: we don't have a that'd be a mess. We don't
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: have a post malone button. We do, I'm just not
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: allowed to press. Don't even think about it. Don't even
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: think about it. It's it's it's glass and cased and
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: says break any emergency break in case of emergency break.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: All right, man, you know what, Starbucks come out with
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: their holiday menu, Like it's not at Starbucks yet, okay, right,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: but they just said here's what's coming for them.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: They released the the line up and the pictures of
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: all the drinks, the red cups, right, the red holiday cops.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: All right, obvious, lady special.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: We're gonna read the Facebook comments about Starbucks new holiday
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: menu next time.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: The Kiss Morning Free Shows by came up bike you Bob.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: It is ninety six one Kiss Morning Free Show.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Uh. The Starbucks Holiday Menu is gonna be launching November sixth, right,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: so we got like a month away. By the way,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I was, uh, I was doing a pickup order at
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: h at BJ's yesterday, you know, or you just buy
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: things in bulk and stuff like that, and you know,
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: I'm helping the gentleman who brought my stuff out doing
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: some curb side and you know, I'm like, yeah, this
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: is the Halloween candy order because there's there's like big
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: bags of Halloween candy.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all on sale right now, like on sale,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: like it should be higher priced right now.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody's got to buy it right now. He's like, no,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: it's holiday now. What they gotta move some weight, man, No,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: they gotta move some weight.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, right, And it's like, uh, you know, I
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: mean today's a little bit chillier, but it's like eighty
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: five to crazy yesterday, right, Like we're.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You doing here, We're in it. I know we're doing
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I mean global warming, but you.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Know October Starbucks Holiday Menu November sixth, Peppi Mokes pepper
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: mimoke of course.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Carmel.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Brulet latte, the iced sugar Cookie latte, and back again.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: It was off last season, right, the eggnog lat is back.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my godness.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Also Snowman Cookie and Cranberry Bliss Bar. And also there's
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: a Starbucks collab coming with Hello Kitty. Oh wow, Starbucks
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Holiday Menu is here. It launches November sixth, and then
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: we read the Facebook comments section about it. Beware, oh no,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: You're going to a very deep dark place on the Internet.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: It's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: These are just simply Facebook comments about the new Starbucks
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Holiday menu. Tom h whoop de Do you couldn't pay
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: me to drink that artificial sweeten and flavored poison?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Gimme mine black like mud, just like my Pep used
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to drinking. He lived to one hundred and four years old.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Wow, Christine b eggnog lat is back. Oh ya, oh god,
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: I'm putting on twenty pounds this winter. Deborah ass in
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: the Starbucks Facebook comments, Starbucks is a devil.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Company, Okay, alright, I will.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Never drink coffee from Satan himself, the barista himself.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Debra's vote counts just as much as yours. Satan serving
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: up the coffee.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Tis Chev drank so many peppy mochas last year the
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: girls in the office started.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Call me the peppermint polar Bear. Deb's got a new name,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: round Tom, the peppy polar Bear.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Mariah am screw the pumpkin spice, and then she puts
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: the all caps.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: On peppy moke. Season is back, Kim c eggnog latte,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: and Hello, kiddy merchant.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, I'm
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: gonna get banned from my local Starbucks too much. Oh
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: my gosh, Tanis should be here. That ice gingerbread chi lot.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: They had me in a damn choke hold last year.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: CJW. They can drop fifty more drinks and still can't
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: touch the.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Seventy five cent extra large gas station coffee.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, love that.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Dudes are just you know, older dudes are just like,
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: get my coffee in the gas station, all right, give
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: me the black nasty stuff, you know, black as night.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I want to get hair all over my body, just
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: like Pap used to have.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: He lived in one hundred and four years old, because
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: he's drinking gas station mud.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: He used to mix it with gasoline. Don't drink gas.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like I need to say that, don't drink gas.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: One more here, Dmitri b doesn't matter one damn bit
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: what Starbucks does for the holiday season, for any other season,
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: because in forty minutes or last I'm gonna be on
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: a toilet guaranteed, bring Hello Kitty with me, dude. The
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Starbucks as they are, they're selling a Hello Kitty, wiping
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: wand friend emotional support.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Hello Kitty.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna dude, I would need one if I had
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: one of those lattes. Man, you kidding me? Give me
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: some nog iced sugar. Yeah, dude, eggnog latte. I know
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: my gosh.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I need an eggnog Lotte and a Hello Kitty for
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: the bathroom. Please wipe me Hello Kitty. I've got something nasty.
• 48:39
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• 48:55
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• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Today Taylor Swift. Wow, Seacrestcott Taylor, look at Seacrest, Yeah,
• 49:09
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• 49:14
  Speaker 3: look at the big Shot with Taylor Swift on this
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• 49:20
  Speaker 13: Look for Us with Taylor Swift. Mister, mister big time,
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  Speaker 1: Dude. I'm glad nobody from our company actually listens to
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• 49:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're not mister big Dome's got Taylor Swift.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It's mister big Time. Uh yeah.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: So Taylor Swift on with Ryan Seacrest after our show.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift was on Jimmy Fallon last night, and Jimmy
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: was asking about like, you know, uh like music that
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: she's listening to as she releases a new album and
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: sort of giving you a you know, sort of an
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: inside look on how Taylor listens to music.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I never knew this. She kind of says goodbye to
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: her albums, last song of your own that you listen to.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Not on the new album.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Oh okay.
• 50:16
  Speaker 12: So I have this tradition when the eve before I
• 50:21
  Speaker 12: have a new album that.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Comes out that starts a new musical era.
• 50:25
  Speaker 12: I listened to the entirety of the last album that
• 50:28
  Speaker 12: I made so I listened to Tortured Poet's Department to
• 50:31
  Speaker 12: say goodbye to it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: And I do it every time. I love the night
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: before a new album comes out.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: You know that this game last song of any artist
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: that you listen to.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, Tate McCrae has a great new song called Tit
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  Speaker 4: for Tae. You gotta listen to it. It's good and
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: my like, I have full Volume over and over again
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: on repeat.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: All right, I love that so good.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tate McCray is already woken up this morning and
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: reposted it with oh my god, what approval? Full Volume.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I can't even imagine what happens to your phone when
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift like shouts you out and it's like a
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: specific song that you just made, Like that's your manager. People,
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Just you're not gonna believe me. Just be like, you're
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: not gonna believe that you just got the co sign
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: of co signs. You're you're good now, Tate McCrae. And
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: then I know they're doing some of the like the
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: meanings behind songs and everything. I'm like with a showgirl
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: and uh. Jimmy Fallon asked her about the song would,
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: which she said in the you know, the the movie
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: that is it is about superstitions, and it is to
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: a point. Here is Taylor Swift trying to explain the
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: process of how she wrote the song would, which you know,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: in reality, is about Travis Kelcey and specifically his the
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Magic wand Redwood. Okay, h Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fowl
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: last night on NBC.
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: I brought this into the studio and I was like,
• 51:58
  Speaker 12: I want to do sort of like I want to
• 52:01
  Speaker 12: like do a throwback, kind of timeless sounding song. And
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: I have this idea about like I got to knock
• 52:08
  Speaker 12: on wood and we would knock on wood and it
• 52:09
  Speaker 12: would be all these superstitions. And it really started out
• 52:13
  Speaker 12: in a very innocent place. Oh no, geez, you know,
• 52:20
  Speaker 12: it started out like I don't know what happened.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Man If I got.
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: In there, we started vibing and and I don't know,
• 52:29
  Speaker 12: I don't know how we got here, but I love the.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Song all right.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: So so see, because a lot of people were side
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: eyeing Taylor in the Life of Showgirl movie thing where
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: she was like talking about superstitions, I'd be like, oh kay, right,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: right right, But now you see that She's like, yeah,
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: it started that way. It kind of started off like
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: I ain't got you, and then all of a sudden
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: she's like, you.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Know what else? Now what I'm thinking about Wood? You
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: know what else?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, She's not gonna ever say it, but she
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: said it. You know, Yeah, sure it's about superstition, but
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: also you know.
• 53:08
  Speaker 13: Woyd shy It, Redwood, Hans Magic Wand.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, uh So Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon and I
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: think she has a day off today. Well, no, she's
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: doing Mister Big Shot Show after our show, and then
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: tomorrow night she's on Seth Myers. And we're hoping, since
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Taylor has been on a mega promo for this album
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: and everything, we hope, like you said, Bob, Taylor just
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: goes day drinking with Seth Myers because I think that
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: is a great way to wrap it up. Yeah, wrap
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: up this whole promo thing with Taylor Swift and her
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: new album. Right, we got a chance being a win
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  Speaker 15: We could dance. We could dance on this train us.
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  Speaker 3: Training out there today, it's gonna be off and on.
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  Speaker 3: Huis in the upper sixties. Not quite as nice as
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  Speaker 3: Jags last night. Like I'm not saying the Steelers are
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  Speaker 3: gonna lose to the Browns, but like it's possible. There
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: is zero games if you're the Steelers or any other
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  Speaker 3: team where you just pencil in a win. Especially this season. Man,
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: what are we in here? Like week five, going in
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Week six or something like there's no NFL teams that
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: are undefeated anymore, Like there's no dominant teams, everything the
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  Speaker 1: Man, Bob nodding, still catching, Bob nodding.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, if you're listening, or anybody around here's listening, the
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  Speaker 3: city wants you to sell the team so bad that
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  Speaker 3: you have not played meaningful baseball in months and.
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  Speaker 1: Months now and we still just hey, can't let it go.
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  Speaker 3: Sure would be cool if we could have some good
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  Speaker 3: Let's get to another one here. Oh, it's everybody cornhole.
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  Speaker 1: here we go, Steelers, here we go, and if we
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  Speaker 1: lose to the Browns, I drama, I fucking gold. Aaron Rodgers?
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  Speaker 1: Is he trying to do yinzer Elizabeth Taylor?
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: I think so?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Swift through Aaron Rodgers in the eyes Violet Elizabeth Taylor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you just did Aaron Rodgers my eyes black and gold.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. Oh Man, the Aaron Rodgers remix.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Let's get to uh A couple other messages here. We
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: had an unfortunate situation yesterday in the building, Bobby. It
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: wasn't caused by us, No, Bob we'll get blamed for
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: it wrong. Wrong time Bob went in the men's bathroom
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: and somebody had absolutely destroyed the accessible stall.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm well aware I have a track record. Okay, yep,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: you do. I've destroyed toilet. Yeah, but you've never.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Walked on a clog like that, like you the toy.
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  Speaker 3: You have been around when a toilet and a urinal
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: have broken? Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I've been, but you
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  Speaker 3: never walked on a clog. I've been at the crime
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  Speaker 3: scene before.
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  Speaker 1: This one, though.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I walked in too. I walked into yesterday and it
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: was over the water line. You can never be at
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: the crime scene. By the way, I've watched enough Criminal
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Minds and NCI Asked episodes. They're always looking at who's
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: at the crime scene, especially if it's Arson. If it's Arson,
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: what about a guy with a track record with a mustache.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they see you outside the tape a brown tape,
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, yeah, suspect over here, this guy
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: doing let me get to this talk back message about
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: you know, somebody just like they clogged the toilet.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: It was it was disgusting, and they just left it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: They just left it there.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: So Bob walks into the stall, sees it immediately doesn't
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: flush or doesn't call. Somebody immediately texted me get in here.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It was like a dinosaur visited our building. It was
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: a dino poop. Someone made a dino dump yesterday. Yeah,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: let's get to this message.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Public service announcement to whomever laid the big old chocolate
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: hot dog in the handicaps doll.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Come on, shame on you.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Shame on yours right, have a good debt, all right, yeah,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: shame on you.
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  Speaker 3: Whoever did it?
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Talk the hot dogs?
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: The uh all right, let's get to another message here.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: Hey, Bob, this is Jen from Beaver Fall by Jen.
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: So.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: I was catching up on yesterday's podcast, and I think
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: we need to hear plumbing Grandma.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, plumbing grandma.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Dear.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: If everybody would have just listened to plumbing Grandma, Oh
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: my god, I forgot all about plumbing, Granny. The men
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: bathroom unfortunate clogged situation would have never happened. By the way,
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: if you want to see the video of me walking
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: into the bathroom and seeing like we blurred out what
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: was actually in the toilet, it was that gross. I was.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I was wondering if you could even put that on
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Instagram without getting flagged, right, So we blurred it out.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: But if you want to see the reactions and everything,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: it's up on our Instagram pages.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Here again because clearly the person that destroyed that bathroom, yeah,
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: didn't hear her advice. Yeah you poop, you flush, you wipe,
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: you flush, Yeah you guys.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right. So there was I don't even know
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: why we had brought this up on the show, but
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: there was a grandma who gave us instructions on how
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: to never clog a toilet. I think that she's never
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: clogged a toilet for you know, vital life lesson information.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: It is especially to someone in our building. Flush, you
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: wipe your flush.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: It will solve every issue in the toilet industry.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: There you go, whole toilet in the street. Rules are
• 59:01
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  Speaker 6: So, my husband had a dream last night that Aaron
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  Speaker 6: Rodgers fell off the skyscrapers.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, right, all right, I mean weird things happen
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: in dreams. That is that weird dream?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, And I really hope that's not an omen for
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: the season.
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  Speaker 8: I just wanted to ask you guys, what is the
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: weirdest dream.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: You ever had?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Here we go, all right, Bob, I know what.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Yours is, and then I'll get to I'll get to mine, obviously. Ah.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, middle school, I was in a cornfield. It was
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: in my dream.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: I was in the cornfield, and I can recall it
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: like clear as day. There was wind, it was warm,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: the corn was like, you know, blowing around me the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: stalks like I could.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I was just.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: I was peeing in the cornfield and it was warm
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: because I was peeing in my dream. And I woke
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: up and at that point I had peed the bat
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: already Junior high too, right, Yeah, yeah, I don't remember
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: what grade exactly, it was right around those years. That
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: definitely too late to be peeing the best. You know,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: it's never too late, but yeah, yeah it is.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: It is never too late to pee in the cornfield.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the dream was way too real, and it
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: was such a great place to pee. All right, I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: have I have two which I will get to. And
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: I'll take you back to the moment where I revealed
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: to Bob the dream that I had about him. We've
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: never seen each other naked except this one time in
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: my dreams. Oh man, we were in the studio, okay,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: like we are right now. You were completely naked in
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: my dream last night. You were completely in my dream,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: full frontal naked, Bob, And I will never forget it.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I'll never forget it being completely naked.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: I now have two dreams that I remember for the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: rest of my life, married to Serena Williams.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: And Bob naked again. If you've been following the show
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: in our friendship, I've known.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Bob since to play the League baseball together and we
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: pride ourselves on being best best friend champions, like, but
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: we've never seen each other naked.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Was I just just out like, I'm not wearing clothes
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: for the day. It was like you were in angry
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: but funny mode where you were just like, I don't care,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: get these pants off me. And you were standing literally
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: hey right over there, and you just moll from like,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: get these pants off me.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: And you're just standing there naked, due naked, fully naked.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: And I gotta be honest, man, you look You looked alright, man,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: good like everything and stuff.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: You look.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: For me?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Man, what a dream last night? Listen?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: This just mean you've had fantasies about me that would
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: be considered a fantasy. I believe that's a fantasy. I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: believe that is a fantasy when you dream of someone nude.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I believe me ripping my pants all violently. I had
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: a fantasy about you last night.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I debated myself in my head whether I should bring
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: this to the show or just leave it in my
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: own brain.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Mikey having sexy dreams about naked girls.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: No, by the way, when I was married to Saria Williams,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: it wasn't even like sexy dream or anything like that.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: We were doing mundane married people things. I'm the only
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: one to get nude. I think I realized why I
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: dreamed of you naked last night.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, I was at Bob's house yesterday, so I had
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: a real bad issue with my computer yesterday. I couldn't
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: get things to work at all. Then we get the problem.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Fixed and everything. I'm on my way home. I'm out
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: in my car. Now. You know where I'm going. Right,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I'm out in my car. You did this to me.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: That's the trap.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: You set the trap.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: You did it.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: You think it's me trap.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I go up as driveway. I'm at the car right, bye, Bob.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: He pulls his shorts down and shows me a butt
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: cheek at his front door.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Neighbor could have saw. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter at all.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: He pomped out a big white cheek for me, and
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: I just got in my car and drove away again,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: not the first time seeing Bob's butt cheeks though.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I set the trap. The trap was set.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: You showed me too much skin yesterday, Wait too fall
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: asleep tonight.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: My brain was like, wait, we saw Butchie, We're gonna
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: see that big man fully naked.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I wonder what the rest of it looks like. Oh
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: my god, I had a naked dream about Bob last night.
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  Speaker 1: She saw you.
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  Speaker 20: Four month old multipooh named Dexter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Dexter, the multi Pooh the poo too. It is
• 1:05:44
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• 1:05:54
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• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: It could be that some sneaky things going on Dexter's laboratory.
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  Speaker 3: Multipoos aka the Bay Harbor Pupper.
• 1:06:04
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  Speaker 3: Oh man like it.
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  Speaker 21: They Harbor Popper aka dex Still brainstorming some names, but
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  Speaker 21: you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Need to brainstorm names. They'll come to you. Okay, they'll
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  Speaker 20: Dad's gonna be Dex, Yeah, explaining him stuff a Bush
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  Speaker 20: coming up in a couple of months and he seems
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  Speaker 20: well wow, for the first time, have a great day.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, we've never met a Doug formerly in d C
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: talking it over Deck's the dog and now we get
• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: and Dex coming to stuff a bush all right?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, stuff a bus.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Is always the week after Thanksgiving out and robs. You know,
• 1:07:00
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm caught up on the new season. There's a
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: new episode tomorrow, freaking out are.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: They doing just because I know they put out the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: first six.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: I don't remember where I'm at. I think they're meeting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where there's season's at where left off
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  Speaker 3: We went back and watched season six. Well, let me
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  Speaker 3: tell you bud okay season. They're on season nine right now.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: You're on season nine. Yeah, and they released episodes one
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: through six. Watch those all tomorrow. You get episode seven
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: through nine, dude, so you get a little you get
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  Speaker 3: you get to dip in. They basically take you up
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  Speaker 3: to the reunion there and then the fifteenth of October,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: tenth and eleventh, and then the twenty second will be
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: the final twelfth episode. So yeah, it's all in this
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: October run here. Yeah, it's all in this October run.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: I watch Love is Blind, and like every season, I'm
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: just like, men are stupid. It's all like at the
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: end of almost every season.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: You're like, wow, out of all those guys they had,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: there were two that actually weren't like.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: You know, like wow, they don't know how to handle
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: a relationship, don't know how to handle women.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: How did this turn out so poorly?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: Like, what do you mean I can't go to a
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  Speaker 3: bar and stay stay out till five am with a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: girl from the Pods when I'm already engaged to you.
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  Speaker 1: That's bad. They got you so bad.
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  Speaker 3: This is the exact reaction they want, like this is
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  Speaker 3: what this is what they want this reality TV baby,
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  Speaker 3: you know why they want to be They wanted to
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  Speaker 1: I know they want you to I like them, you
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  Speaker 1: know how I like them?
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  Speaker 17: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: But like my wife's in now. Yeah, so like we
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  Speaker 3: don't have a lot of shows that we binge together.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Like what's separate?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: What did you go back through some six you've been watching?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: You watched this season and then just went into reverse? Yeah,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: I've already seen it though, all right, so like I'm
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: watching it again.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Oh you've already seen six. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So then that sucks though because I got to sit
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  Speaker 3: there and I don't want to spoil anything for her,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm like giving her clues.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you think of this guy? Because like,
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  Speaker 1: you know how it ends.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, you know, there's this girl on She's like,
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  Speaker 3: oh I hate her and like the first two episodes
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, okay, you think this is bad, I'm
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  Speaker 3: just wait until don't get a vile opinion about her yet.
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  Speaker 3: Just wait all right, but hold on, there's more to
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  Speaker 3: her message. I've never watched, but have you ever watched
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  Speaker 3: Too Hot to Handle? O? Wow, it's similar, but they're
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  Speaker 3: not allowed to touch each other, and every time they do,
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  Speaker 3: they get fined a certain amount of money.
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  Speaker 7: So like say it's two thousand dollars if they kiss
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  Speaker 7: each other.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's on Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched it.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't watch it every season, but I've seen
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  Speaker 3: a season of it. And yeah, anytime the couples touch
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  Speaker 3: each other, get in bed together and do some touching,
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  Speaker 3: make they lose money.
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, that's they.
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  Speaker 3: Put extremely attractive people together and go all right, have
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  Speaker 3: some touching, have fun, don't get don't get nasty. So
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  Speaker 3: then they need to fall in love with somebody and
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  Speaker 3: then they get all the money at the end off
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  Speaker 3: they decide.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember how it ended, or I don't remember
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  Speaker 3: what the hook was, but yeah, I mean the hook
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  Speaker 3: basically was don't touch. Is it all intimate touching or
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: is it like could somebody walk around and just tag
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  Speaker 3: people and be like, no, I think you got touch?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Touch nat it's gotta be nasty touch. You lose money
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  Speaker 3: if you're doing nasty touch.
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  Speaker 2: They call the.
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  Speaker 3: Nasty should they should no, they should call it no
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  Speaker 3: no nasty touch, dude.
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  Speaker 1: They call it too hot to handle.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you know I remember the no nasty touch everybody's watching,
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  Speaker 3: and the season that I watched is just like everybody
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: along for the first couple episodes and then everybody's gotten asked.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, we're.
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  Speaker 2: Losing all the money.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 13: Let's getting asked. I'm only going home with fifty bucks. Well,
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  Speaker 13: let me tell you, I'm hat such a three women.
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  Speaker 13: Here's your chance to win a thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even have to do any no no touching.
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  Speaker 3: We'll find out in a few days here if Taylor Swift,
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  Speaker 3: she's gonna pass a Dell right for the biggest opening
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  Speaker 3: weeks for an album of all time. Like, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Taylor's gonna probably tickle four million copies in the first week,
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  Speaker 3: which is just absolutely insane. It's Mikey and Bob the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Of course, Taylor was on Jimmy
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  Speaker 3: Fallon last night talking about, you know why she's not
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  Speaker 3: playing the Super Bowl halftime show.
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  Speaker 4: The whole season. I am locked in on what that
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  Speaker 4: man is doing on the field.
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  Speaker 12: Can you imagine if like he's out there every single week,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 12: like putting his life on the line, doing this very dangerous,
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  Speaker 12: very high pressure, high intensity sport. And I'm like, I
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  Speaker 12: wonder what my choreo should be.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, honey, let me have one thing.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know, reading between the lines, it doesn't sound
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: like she's considering the Super Bowl halftime shows to at
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: least Travis is done playing football, because she wants to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: just concentrate on supporting, you know, her man during the season,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: going to all the Chiefs games. And she doesn't I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: have to worry about, you know, learning choreographed for the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: for the super Bowl.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Right right now to be able to enjoy yourself at
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: the game. She goes to, Now, if the Chiefs.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Keep losing like they're losing two and three, they lost
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: the Jags, my fear or maybe Travis taps out a
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: little bit, uh a little bit sooner. All right, let's
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: get to another message here.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, random question, what do you guys prefer Burger King or.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Wendy's for like nuggets nuggets? Because like they got the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: spicy nuggets, which is great, Yeah, and Burger Kings nuggets
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  Speaker 3: just kind of remind me of like deer ankles. So okay,
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  Speaker 3: you just want to fire fire shot off at bur King?
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  Speaker 3: What Burger King's South Burger King's sweet and sour sauce
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  Speaker 3: is real.
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  Speaker 1: Good, and I couldn't. I don't know if I've ever
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  Speaker 1: had burri King nuggets.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they they had like chicken fries and stuff
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  Speaker 3: before and different chicken things like that. Like I like
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Burger Kings, man, I don't go to bur King like ever.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: I don't really, I'm not a fast food guy. Wendy's
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: nugs are elite though. Wendy's nugs are real good, yeah
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: they are. I mean Wendy's got real good dipping sauce too,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: you know. Yeah listen, and I know, I know it's
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: a thing because they're a big part of our show.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: But we we have said that our boys, chef Tom
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: cooked up the best chicken nuggets, and they're a get
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  Speaker 3: go they are.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's basically a kind of fast food, not
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  Speaker 1: even lying.
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  Speaker 3: Nine to one. First time we had him, We're like, yep,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: that's it, and you found him Tom like McDonald's nuggets.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: I feel like, as a kid, we're elite top. But
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  Speaker 3: I also think our our palettes were swayed by Happy Meals.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: You know, yeah, probably tasted better because he came in
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  Speaker 3: so fun box with toys all right, right, so it's
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: probably just like I want nuggets, you didn't want a burger.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: We uh, we would not lead you wrong. Those get
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  Speaker 3: go nugs, Yeah, terrific. Just try them, Just try them
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  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: We got another message special request for a for a
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  Speaker 1: This crazy Italian guy.
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  Speaker 1: Love it all right, let's get to our buddy Alex.
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  Speaker 3: Here, Peter, it's your buddy, Alex, all Right, great names,
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  Speaker 3: great names.
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  Speaker 1: Those are our pet names.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know they're great, not like pet
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  Speaker 3: names that like our wives, cause we actually have pets
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  Speaker 1: Bob with the mustache catch me outside.
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  Speaker 21: I'm not asking for a birthday shout out because that
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  Speaker 21: is today's illegal.
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  Speaker 3: You can't get one not asking for a birthday shout out. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it's I mean, we don't do that. Yeah, we don't
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  Speaker 3: do happy birthday shout out to Alex. So if it's
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  Speaker 3: your birthday today, Alex, maybe you'll get a text from
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  Speaker 3: me later maybe birthday, maybe happy birth We're not doing
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  Speaker 3: it on the show. Never we can't make the whole
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  Speaker 3: show about birthdays. But I know we're past today in
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  Speaker 3: free show history. But maybe, oh, don't do don't do
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  Speaker 3: a birthday request?
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  Speaker 1: Could we get Bob making top five animal mating noises
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  Speaker 1: for me? Okay, that would be lovely.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, happy birthday, Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Number five Bob the elephant seal. Go ahead, it's not a.
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  Speaker 3: Mark, it doesn't start with it.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually not bad. I just unplugged my headphones. Bug
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  Speaker 1: my headphones back in.
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  Speaker 3: All right, your fourth favorite animal mating noise that you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna make for us. It's the hippo. Alright, ready for
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  Speaker 3: this phone? Of course, there's like a honk at the end.
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  Speaker 2: This is so dumb.
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  Speaker 1: This is the dumbest list we've ever known on this ship. Bob,
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  Speaker 1: your third favorite animal mating noise? Alama, go ahead, nail.
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  Speaker 1: That was like that was like a motor boat.
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  Speaker 3: That like, you're the long motor boat. I can't believe
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  Speaker 3: we're only on number two. Again, if you're just tuning
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  Speaker 3: into the show, I want to apologize, do you even
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  Speaker 3: exist at this point? Your second favorite animal mating noise
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  Speaker 3: that you will try to recreate.
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  Speaker 1: Surprising at number two, it's the turtle.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, the turtle. Big turtle, big turtle. Right, you
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  Speaker 3: got this one?
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  Speaker 1: You got this man?
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  Speaker 15: Oh no, big turtle?
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  Speaker 1: What is that turtle? Idea?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Bob, your number one favorite animal mating noise
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  Speaker 3: that you're gonna try to recreate.
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  Speaker 1: It's a donkey.
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  Speaker 3: The donkey. A donkey.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, alright, so there's that hesitating.
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  Speaker 3: There's that.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey over there. It's horny too.
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  Speaker 2: What you got it?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I got another donkey?
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  Speaker 19: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I got another donkey, I don't alright, good the dumbest show.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird, man. I'm just I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 3: ready for hockey. Season's gotta start sometime, No.
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  Speaker 2: It does.
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  Speaker 3: a you gotta make a playoff run? Well, yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest Show. He's got Taylor today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when it airs.
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  Speaker 3: Roast Beef Misery and the Mud Dragon. Roast Beef Misery
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  Speaker 3: and the mud Dragon.
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  Speaker 2: And the mud Dragon.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like sounds like me and you as
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  Speaker 3: nights like in medieval times?
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  Speaker 1: Are you am I the mud Dragon? Or am I
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  Speaker 1: roast beef misery?
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  Speaker 2: You know what you are?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? I don't think you dragon much?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm longer and just feel.
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  Speaker 3: If you saw me in medieval times, he would say, wow, wow,
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  Speaker 3: it looks like roast beef misery.
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  Speaker 1: They have roast beef in medieval times.
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  Speaker 3: What is roast beef. What do you mean, what is
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: roast beef? It's roast beef, roasted beef. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if they had it back then. To be completely honest,
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  Speaker 3: is it roasted beef at Arby's?
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  Speaker 4: That is?
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  Speaker 3: You know, we don't talk about what they're serving there.
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  Speaker 3: They got the meats. Okay, don't worry about it. Man,
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  Speaker 3: Misery and the Mud Dragon, dude, that's good tag team names.
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  Speaker 3: Roast too, Oh man, you're right, The toilet Destroyers, dude,
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