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Time to Plead the Fifth · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: che Edge.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of twat Seed, and
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: today I got a special twat. It's my very own twat,
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp.
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: I love that you call me your twat as if
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: you don't have your own twat.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: Well we match.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: We've morphed into one twat.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Yes we have. I mean, people are saying, you're starting
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: to look alike, daring to sound alike finish the other's sentences,
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: and I said.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we can't help ourselves.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: And I always say the same thing. If I get
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: my damn period back because of you, I'm not going
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: to be I'm out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gone, and I would love for mine to be
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: gone forever. So let's hope that you can rub off
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: on me in that way.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: Please, Okay, Well, you know you are getting up there
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: in age.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: I am getting up there.
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  Speaker 2: It's happening after you hit like forty one, two will
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: be fifty.
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  Speaker 3: I might.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: I might as the same age right now.
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  Speaker 3: I may as well be seventy five years old.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I feel. Well, Teddy, it's time for you to.
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: Pay lead the fifth how many times do I get
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: to plead the fifth once once out of all of
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: the questions.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, there's eight questions. You can plead the fifth on one,
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: so shit, very careful, okay, okay, all right. First question,
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: would you rather be stuck on an island with LVP,
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: Camille or Sutton?
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  Speaker 3: I guess this. I would say I would most like
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: to be stuck on an island with LVP. Shut up,
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you because Sutton and I would. We just don't.
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: We don't mesh at all. I mean, even though me
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: and there might be moving forward, but we'd have to
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: fight first, and I don't know that i'd need to fight.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: Camille is as boring as they come, oh boy, and LVP,
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: at least, I think we both could do a pretty
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: good job of faking it and just get through it
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  Speaker 3: and maybe, like you know, have some vander pump rose
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  Speaker 3: and move right on through it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you two were second island, I definitely would
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: need cameras up to see what went down, because I
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: kind of remember after the MTV Awards, you and LVP
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: had ran into each other and you were having a
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: conversation and I was on the sidelines, going, oh my god,
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: what are they talking about Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: But it was pleasant.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: It was pleasant.
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: It was pleasant. I have yet to have a pleasant
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: run in with Sutton.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so now Son's on Orange County, A little
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: little clip of Sutton on Orange County this season.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I saw that. It also didn't make any sense
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  Speaker 3: to me. I know, we can't get into it so much,
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: but how Sutton introduced Gina to Katie. But yet Gina
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: wasn't invited to Sutton's Christmas party.
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: I get what you said, and now I'll just leave
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  Speaker 2: it at that.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't track for me. Tam Dish's like a reason
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  Speaker 3: to have shutting on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well maybe we need to have Sutton on.
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  Speaker 2: But if you stop talking about her.
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: I met Sutton on OC, not on the twat.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, second one, you're stealing somebody's diamond next season? Whose
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm pleading the fifth one?
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  Speaker 2: Come, I don't want to.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: Need to be stealing anybody's diamond anyone one. I don't
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: know who the new girl is. I don't know enough
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: about her to know if I like her or not.
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  Speaker 3: And the ones that I would want to steal a
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: diamond from I would want to fight with first.
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  Speaker 2: Housewife's cutthroat, just steal that damn diamond.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, No, I'm pleading the fifth on this one. Don't
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: you try to feel into it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Even a thought that you might want to steal a
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  Speaker 2: Sutton's diamond.
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  Speaker 3: No, because I would want to go on and have
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: it out with her.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. Third question, Mary f by Mauricio, p K
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  Speaker 2: or Rob Minkoff? Who are you Mary first?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this puts me in a real predicament question. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, do I have permission from all the wives
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  Speaker 3: their exes?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, I have permission. I guess if it was like
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: a cohab a family and we were all going to
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  Speaker 3: work through this together, I would probably marry Mauricio.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're too old for him now.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I guess you will. Thirty three is where he taps out.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I would probably marry Mauricio. I mean, this
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: is so brutal right now, what you're making me do.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I would.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, who is.
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  Speaker 3: P K? And I mean the fact that I only
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: gave me one plead the fifth, Like I don't think
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  Speaker 3: Rob's a really nice.
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  Speaker 2: Guy, but you're gonna say bye bye, but.
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  Speaker 3: I would have to. I don't know that I could
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  Speaker 3: marry a more have sex with him. I might eat
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: Rob Minkoff alive.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you probably would. So you're saying bye to Rob.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean just by from being in my bedroom
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  Speaker 3: or giving me a wedding ring.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you you like him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like him as as a pal.
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  Speaker 2: As a pal. But you just don't want to sleep
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  Speaker 2: with them or.
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  Speaker 3: Marry I mean, to be clear, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: sleep or marry the other two options either. But this
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: is we're just narrowing it down by what I can
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: only plead the fifth ones.
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, this one I love. Who is or was the
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: worst Real Housewives of Orange County housewife ever?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, of course I can give the generic answer
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: of Peggy, but I think that's just a cop out
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  Speaker 3: type of answer. She was bare it. She was barely
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: on it this season. She's not a housewife.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: You can like pick a housewife.
• 5:52
  Speaker 3: I can only pick a housewife. A housewife, Well, I'm
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: picking Alexis Billino because it's not a housewife. She could
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: be promoted to a housewife. We never know. Oh oh yeah,
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: she was a housewife. So I've got to say, Alexis Billino, well,
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  Speaker 3: I think you're.
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  Speaker 2: Going to change your mind because I think things are
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  Speaker 2: going to turn around for her.
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  Speaker 3: So and it doesn't mean that I don't like Alexis
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  Speaker 3: Blino in person. I'd like her in person. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: liking what I'm watching. There are two very different things.
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: So Real Housewife in New Jersey, full reboot New York
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  Speaker 2: style or semi reboot Miami style.
• 6:26
  Speaker 3: I I would be fine with a semi reboot. Me too,
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  Speaker 3: I would be fine with a semi reboot, but I'm
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: not opposed to a full reboot. I think that there's
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: a life for some of these some of the current
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: women on this show to do something else, But I
• 6:45
  Speaker 3: don't know. I also think when you do a half
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: reboot and you bring in a bunch of youngies with oldies,
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: it doesn't work. It doesn't work so well. So it's
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  Speaker 3: like if they're going to boot out some of the
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: the veterans and bring in newbies with these new newbies,
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: but I also am not that obsessed with the current
• 7:03
  Speaker 3: newbies that like, I couldn't imagine not seeing them on
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  Speaker 3: my television.
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's hard to reboot entire show that's been
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: on for fourteen years. Because people are invested in these families,
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: and then to have new people come on, you're like,
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: oh god, I don't want to have to invest in
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  Speaker 2: a new group of girls.
• 7:19
  Speaker 3: But I did. I mean, I was even fine with
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  Speaker 3: the group that was at dinner the other night. I mean,
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: even though they were pounding champagne flute shots, and I
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: think that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: I just think about the heartburn.
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I have a burp just forming thinking about
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, so, I mean, we'll see. I also don't know,
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: and maybe you disagree or agree. I don't know that
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: Danielle and Rachel carry the show.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think that that would be right.
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: But I also don't really see Danielle and Rachel in
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: Marge being best friends in real life.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're in a predicament.
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  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I see, you get
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  Speaker 3: what I'm putting out.
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  Speaker 2: I totally get you're putting out. And I think, so
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: does a network episode? Does Network? I anticipate that they
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: will be on pause for a very long time.
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: There's some work to do, you know what. They may
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: be living in that basement with Ralph Pittman over in Atlanta.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: They all went on Olympic and they couldn't recover. Who
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: do you tell more secrets to me or Kyle? Kyle?
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell more secrets to Kyle. I've known Kyle longer,
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: and you know, it's always going to be in the
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: back of my mind, like how I showed up this
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: year on OC, Like I don't think there's ever really
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: a chance that I will ever go back to Beverly Hills,
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: but there is that small glimmer of a chance that
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: you may see me again on OC and that chance
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  Speaker 3: is enough to go. I will tell you.
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: I got to watch what I tell Tama because I
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: know she's gonna throw it in my face day in
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  Speaker 2: case they.
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  Speaker 3: Ever really need me. I can't give her all my secrets.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is the biggest lie you've ever
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  Speaker 2: told on camera?
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  Speaker 3: That I've never told a lie?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that's a good run.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I take old, little, tiny white lies here and there,
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  Speaker 2: or I like to say exaggeration.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, in that moment, I really thought, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't lie, I never tell a lie. But I
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: learned then you can't speak in absolutes. And we've all lied.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: Is that one of my questions from you lie it
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  Speaker 2: is okay, I already know it. I already know it.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: Worst interview you've done on two teas in a pot.
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, I would say, our hardest interview we've probably
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: ever done. God, there's been so many doozies. I mean,
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: if we could bring in twatz seat, I could add
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: in more. But if we're solely doing to teas and
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: a pod Housewives, okay, For twat seat, I would say
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: Jesse Solomon was brutal as he just was.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: I think he had I think he was he's news,
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: so he's afraid to say anything, and he was shifting
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: around and you I answer that?
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: Should I not answer that? So he was fair and
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: there was a lot of pauses like I don't do
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: well with blank space. I try to feel.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Said, hey, you're pretty hut Well.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: That was the only part I liked of the interview. No,
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: so that's for tat seat four. To Teas in a pod,
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: I would say, I can't remember if it was our
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: interview with Porsche when she was not on the show,
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't that I don't love Porsia, but she
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: was so media trained we could not get a single
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: crumb of information out of her candies.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Like that too, and Larsa's like that, Yeah.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Larsa's I had actually just forgotten we'd interviewed
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: her multiple times.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's very very media changed.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah it'sate lover, but she's Yeah.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: It's like, no, as an interviewer, you don't want somebody
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: that's media trained. Do you want somebody that's just gonna
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: spill the ship?
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna just say it. And so I think
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: when you come in and I think you know within
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: the first forty five seconds if somebody is going to
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: be guarded in the interview, and then it puts us
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: on the like, shit, how do we do this?
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: Like we do we kiss up to them a little bit?
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: Or do we come in hard? And I think we
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: tried to come both ways, and neither of us succeeded.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna have you finish. So you only did
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: one plead the fifth and that was the diamond.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: So that was good, Okay, great, nailed it, crushed it.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: Crushed it. Now let's see if you can crush this.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna ask you to finish some of my taglines,
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: my iconic taglines. I know how you love that word. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: my faith is strong and my blank isn't bad either.
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  Speaker 3: My faith is strong and my ass isn't bad either.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that right? I don't know if I said
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: asked I say, but I don't. I can't remember it
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  Speaker 2: was something.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, I have a genius.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: I don't even know this next one, I can't remember. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County and the
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: blank too.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: I've made fun of you so much for this one,
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: the fact that I can't remember it that.
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  Speaker 2: I actually had two times.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County. And it's
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: not the funniest. It's not the meanest. It's the prettiest.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: Is it the prettiest? It's something very cringe.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: I'm that bad that I would say to say that, Well.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: I would like others to guess what the fill in
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: the blank would be if they didn't watch Okay fest.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's tough.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, toughest. Oh, I did say, yes, that was just
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: on the tip of my tongue, the toughest. Yeah, sure,
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: it was my tongue.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh. I'm not getting older. I'm just getting better. No,
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: but it's heart to the bee bitchier. It rhymes rhymes
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  Speaker 2: with older.
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  Speaker 3: Bolder nice Yep.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you did a very good job.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: Thank you. You've seen you seem overjoyed, pitchy, pretty ugly,
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: yelling something's gonna give. Tamera is now in the twat seat.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: Would you rather be stuck on an island with Vicki,
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: Gretchen or Kelly Dodd.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna shock you all, and I'm gonna say Gretchen,
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like I have not seen her in
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: eleven years or something like that, and she had a
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: lot to say about me when she left, and I'd
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: like to confront her.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think you after confronting her, you'd be able
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: to whoop it up together?
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  Speaker 2: Probably? Probably? Yeah, I forget very easy.
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  Speaker 3: I think she would apologize and just move on, Especially
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: if it was off camera. I think she would apologize.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Would you rather go into business? Oh God, with Vicky
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: or with Shannon?
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Oh God? Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? And it can't be just I'm adding another precursor.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: It can't be going on a live show. That's not
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: a business. I know, you're like starting a business from
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: the ground up. You're getting financial backing, you guys are
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: promoting it together. You're having to do the books.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: This is bad. This is bad for different reasons. Because
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Shannon doesn't work and Vicky does. But she's so such
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: a I want to call her a ballbuster. She's just
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: hard to deal with. Yeah, she's very hard to deal with.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Shannon because she is smart, so
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: she can do some investigating work.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: But I'm probably here. I really am surprised to go
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: with I could run the show with her.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: With Vicky, she'd be try to be in control and
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: we'd fight.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: And I hate control freaks.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I already have one control freaking in my business life.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: I don't need another one.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I love you, okay, Mary f Bye, Ryan, John Janssen
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: and Slade Smiley.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Easy bye to Ryan, Bye bye bye to Ryan.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Bye, Okay, I.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: See you later. So I'm left with marrying either Slade
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: or John John. Oh god, I think I would rather
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: marry John than Slade, for sure. And then I guess
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I would have to f.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Then you'd be like the fifteen I forgot No, sorry,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: already already been documented. There's proof, Okay.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Who it just be a one and done, close your eyes,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: boom out.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Would you one and done? Would you use your sex chair?
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: No?
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Would you?
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: And I would use a bag too to put over
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: his head? Close your eyes?
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Real te too good? Who is Slash? Was the worst
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: r h OBH housewife ever?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Shit? Ever ever is on this page?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Ever? I'm gonna say she was. She was a brunette.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: She was like kind of a witch or something. Oh Carlton, Carlton, Yes,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I mean she was like a one season wonder right,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: but I I.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Mean I haven't seen that entire season, but I do
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: think if she were to come back on, she would
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: hit the fan everyone had to work with. I think
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: if people were forced to work with her, she would
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: be a dynamic housewife.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Well okay, then what about Eden Sassoon?
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  Speaker 3: She wasn't a housewife?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Nice try, she's a friend of will you pick Alexis?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: But she has a chance of being promoted and was
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: once a housewife.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, once a housewife, always a housewife.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I'm still waiting for your answer.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Oh what? Oh? Is it? It's either between Eden, which
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I liked her, but she just wasn't our Carlton. They
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: neither one of them really mixed with the crowd.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Crowd girls, What is the biggest lie you've ever told
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: on camera?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. So this is I was filming and
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I had just filmed with Heather's brow and I was
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: doing a second scene and Shannon was coming.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Can you tell me?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Oh jeez, it had to been seven years ago. I
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: don't even know it was. It was quite a while ago.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: And I had met with Heather and we filmed a
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: scene and she was not she was not getting along
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: with Shannon. I knew that Shannon's husband had sent her
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: an email breaking up with her, saying he wanted to
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: end their marriage or something like that, right, And I
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: think there's more details, I just don't remember them. And
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: so I was with Heather filming and I said, can
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: you just, you know, go easy on her. She's going
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: through some shit. And she's like, what what night. I'm like,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to tell you because I wanted to
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: her to find out, right, I'm like, I want to
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: be that girl. It's like not gossiping, right, right, not
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: gossip Yeah, And so cameras went down and then I
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: had told Heather, I go, David split up with her,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: like he's he went out of the marriage. And she's
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: like what. Well, after I had left. She was with
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: a bunch of girls, girlfriends I was on the show Nope,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: just fetch girlfriends that came and had lunch, and so
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I went home. Shannon came over, started filming. She's telling
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: me the story about how David you know, sent her
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: this email and he was breaking up with her. And
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: as she is telling me, her phone is going off
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: and David said, what the hell, what are you telling?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: You know, the girls and all this stuff, and he
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: basically repeated everything that I had repeated to Heather.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: No.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: So I was sitting at the couch and she goes,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: did you tell Heather that about And I'm like.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I was like no, no, I was like no, no.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: And then as she got up to the bathroom, I'm texting,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: what the did you do? Did you? And she's like
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: and I'm like.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, So was one of the girls having
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: an affair with David or something?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I can't I think that there was he was having
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: an affair or something like that, and Heather had mentioned
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: she probably obviously had mentioned in the group. She's like,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: oh shit, like shit's going down with with she had David?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look good or whatever, and then one of
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: the girls that was at the table called David, called
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: David's mistress, I think, and told.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: No, Heather did this. At this point it wasn't the
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: same mistress. It wasn't the same person was married to
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: and divorced two times, that different.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: And so I was just like, because I was wrong,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have told Shannon. I mean, I shouldn't told
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Heather at the time, but I never thought that Heather.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was just a ship.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: It was just one of it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: And then I was in and I'm like, and I
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: should have just said, yeah, I actually said this, because
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: what I said was very sweet, like be nice to her,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: like she's going through some ship, like you know it
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: was gonna come out anyways. We're on a show together.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Right, But in your mind you set it off camera.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I'm giving you said it off camera.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: So it's like when she asked me point blank, did
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: you and I'm like no, and I'm like, yes, no, no,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: what do I say, Like I have this wlod car.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: It was just it was then.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Did you When did you end up admitting it? Did you?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I can't remember, You're like, You're like today I caught
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I can't remember how it was, but I got caught.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Oh I love getting caught in lies. It's so fun.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's quite obvious. You know the girl who
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: stay on the table to Heather called David, you know
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: our David's girlfriend.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: And you know what, But also what nerve from David,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Like why do guys want to stop the gossip when
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: they're the ones ending a marriage or having an affair?
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Like it's nuts. So I feel like your answer is
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: going to be similar to mine. But worst interview you've
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: done on too teas in a pod.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: First of all, I'm thankful for every interview that we get.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Some just flow very, very seamless, and some you have
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: to drag the information out of them. Jesse wasn't an
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: easy one, that's for sure, because he just didn't really
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: want to talk. But I'm trying. There's got to be
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: other ones. There has to be.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: But I feel like, also, I mean, not to toot our
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: own horn. We've gotten better at our job, for sure,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: so most of the time, like at the beginning, I
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: don't think we knew kind of our dynamics. Yeah, so
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: we didn't know who to push, who to pull, like
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: we are selves didn't know what our positions were.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: But I think now we interview Monique when when you're
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: we did, Yeah, we did, and the problem. The problem
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: was it wasn't even that she was bad interview. It's
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: really hard to interview somebody. I mean, and we were
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: new at this at the time. This is years ago,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: and I wasn't quite sure, like oh like, and I.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Think she was getting fired at that time.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I think she already or whatever it was. She got
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: in a fight with Candae, right, yeah, yes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: It was after she left the show, So I think
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: we also had whenever you get an interview and there's
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: stipulations like you cannot talk anything housewives, or you can't
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: talk anything this. Oh I know another interview that was
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: hard for me, Ramona, because she couldn't remember my name.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Ramona is always hard because she's like, oh look it's
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: squirrel like. She's always like, oh, shiny some shiny like.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: She just really assumed me and you were both the
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: same person. She did, regardless if I was speaking or
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: you were speaking, she'd be like, you're right, Tamor, and
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, that was me.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm sorry, Rick Springfield's daughter, so good name.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: One thing you miss about your friendship with Vicky.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Umm, that is an interesting one, so interesting that I
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: can't think of anything.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: It's so interesting that I'm going to say interesting to
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: take longer.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Than just like the you know, the daily check in.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Its like, hey, how are you doing? What's going on?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Knowing that I've had a friend for seventeen years that's
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: no longer in my life anymore, not because it's something
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I did, but probably just having a friendship with her
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and now knowing like she's out there just trashing my
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: name and saying horrible things about me, And I'm like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you know, I really thought that. You know, we were friends,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: we were mothers, you know, we were wives. We've gone
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: through so much together. We went through divorces together, problems
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: with their children at the same time, and you know
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I was there for her for all her mini breakups,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: and I think just missing just having that person that
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I've known for so long now just trashing me. That's
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: you know, I miss like the old times when she
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't trashing me.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now we're getting to finishing my tag one Jesus Christ.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Having the best isn't important to me, but is.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Family? Try again, say it again, Having the best isn't
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: important to me. But being my best yeah, No, being
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: my best is good job. Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: You never know what to expect when.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: You open your mouth.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: You never think about my time on Housewives. You never
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: know what to expect when you get pregnant, when it's
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: the word is used twice and if you're expecting, yes, okay, okay,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not afraid of hard work, but I'll never do
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: your dirty work.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I knew that one, my worst one.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: I like that one, except I was doing everybody's dirty work.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Oh so they made you look like like a total hypocrit.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: But I should have known when I was in my
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: closet filming I'm not afraid of hard work.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I used to do that too, in
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: my closet. So, guys, we used to do our taglines
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: in a very quiet place. We'd heighten our closet and
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: get on our iPhone and just say.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Them say it, because you'd have to say like a
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: million different ways, Like you'd have to be like, I'm
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: not afraid of hard work, but I'll never do your
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: dirty work. And then you'll be like, not afraid of
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: hard work, but I'll never do your dirty work. Like
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: it's ridiculous.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: It's like doing this and then the one that picks
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: on your Real Housewives of Orange County, and next on
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: the Real Housewives, next.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Next episode on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Coming up next, Jason finale, coming up next.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you for tuning in for another
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: episode of Two Teas and a Pod with.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Myself tamor Judge almost said, Teddy.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Mellencot, You know what, some things can't be taught. You guys,
• 26:29
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• 26:32
  Speaker 3: and sending in all your good and bad thoughts. We're
• 26:35
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