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105: My Two Dads · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: But I always liked calling you shoon because I feel
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  Speaker 1: about nicknames when I love someone that, oh I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the inside, I have the inside scoop. If you love
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  Speaker 1: him and you and you're in, if you're in the
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  Speaker 1: cool kids group, you get to call him shoon.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But you created your own nickname, and all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden I became Chocolate Bear, Sea Bear, Sea Bear.
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  Speaker 1: Does anyone else from Bear? Does anyone else from Scrubs
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  Speaker 1: ever call you shoon? Did anyone else Bill?
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  Speaker 2: Does?
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  Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence calls you shoon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I can't picture Sarah ever saying shoon?
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  Speaker 2: No, but Bill, Bill, to this day still does. Well.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you and Bill probably have spent more time
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  Speaker 2: in my family than anyone else in the cast, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And I remember when you and your brother set up
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  Speaker 1: a little sound studio in your house once and you
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  Speaker 1: called it audio sh What did you call it? Audio shoes?
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  Speaker 2: Audio shoon, audio shoon?
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  Speaker 1: I bet you wish you had that audio booth right now.
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  Speaker 2: I do wish I had that audience, I do. That
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  Speaker 2: would be awesome, That would be awesome audio shoon. Anyway,
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: we should get into the did you.
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  Speaker 1: Count us in Donald that you did, here's some stories that.
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  Speaker 3: Show we made about a bunch of tops and nurses, said,
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  Speaker 3: he's the stories, ness, so gada YadA. Here.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we're getting a lot of love on our
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  Speaker 1: theme song and it may oh before we forget. Would
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: you mind just laying down, um, because we never got
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: it and I think the song at the very end
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  Speaker 1: should have you doing that.
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  Speaker 2: So well, we got to get the key and all
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  Speaker 2: of that stuff, and there's.
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  Speaker 1: To a temporary one and Dan will lay it on
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  Speaker 1: for us. M h. Yeah, all right, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: out of key. It might be out of key, but Dan,
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  Speaker 1: we like that better. No, So Dan, now I want
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  Speaker 1: to but I want you to do in the editing
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  Speaker 1: replay the theme song now with the addition of Donald's.
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: Here's some stories. I'm not sure we made about a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of docs and nurses.
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  Speaker 2: I said, here's the stories.
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  Speaker 1: So YadA YadA, Donald. This is a very special episode
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  Speaker 1: of Scrubs because it has so much in it, and
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  Speaker 1: it has your favorite thing in the world, which is
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Star Wars. Holy shit, I got so excited about two
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  Speaker 2: things go on when I realized it was the Aspen
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  Speaker 2: episode so much I jumped for joy.
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  Speaker 1: So much in this episode. The ass box, right.
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  Speaker 2: The ass box, the things that people have actually stuck
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  Speaker 2: up their butt. You know, you might think that those
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  Speaker 2: were fake. Well, some of them were fake. But the
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  Speaker 2: problem with the light bulb when you stick it up
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  Speaker 2: butt is you'll never get it out without breaking the
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  Speaker 2: light bulb.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a different episode, by the way, when when
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  Speaker 1: the light bulb was up someone's ass and Johnny c says,
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  Speaker 1: either this guy has a light bulb of his ass
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  Speaker 1: or his colon has a great idea. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was this episode, but it's actually a different episode.
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  Speaker 2: We went back to that room. That jump could be
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  Speaker 2: used again.
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  Speaker 1: But I want you the audience to know that this
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  Speaker 1: is a real thing. We learned when we were making
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  Speaker 1: this that hospitals have collections of things they've pulled out
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  Speaker 1: of people who stick stuff in their assholes. Right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ass box is a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: An ass box is a real thing. Unfortunately, at Sacred
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  Speaker 2: Heart there's no Lost and Found, but there's an ass box.
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  Speaker 1: There's something funny about the word ass when you attach
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  Speaker 1: it to anything, you laugh. I laughed every time someone
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  Speaker 1: said ass box. I laughed when I think it was
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: Judy said ass pen right.
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  Speaker 2: But not only that. I laughed when people call other
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  Speaker 2: people ass face.
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  Speaker 1: I think I laugh every time someone says asshead or
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  Speaker 1: ass face, asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Those are funny words.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, ass next to anything. I'm wearing these big rain
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  Speaker 1: boots today, Donald, I want to show you.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see what are you doing? Are you gardening?
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  Speaker 1: Well it's it's pissing rain in Los Angeles and.
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  Speaker 2: You are British.
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  Speaker 1: Now, well, yeah, and the British is wearing off on me.
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  Speaker 1: I said, say, the British is contagious because I'm wearing
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  Speaker 1: like my big gardening boots.
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  Speaker 2: And we have a like in a Peter Rabbit movie.
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  Speaker 1: We have a puppy. So I have to be out
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  Speaker 1: in the rain trying to potty train a puppy and
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  Speaker 1: these are my puppy training rain boots.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into this episode.
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  Speaker 1: Now, wait before we do. When I was on the
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  Speaker 1: phone with you and Casey, and I'm sorry to the audience.
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  Speaker 1: I know I told you that I was going to
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  Speaker 1: refrain from talking to Donald because I wanted to save
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: all our contact for the podcast. But Casey was chiming
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  Speaker 1: in on the speakerphone on your cell phone, and she
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: said that you are not even letting the children walk
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  Speaker 1: around the block. Donald, I think you got to air
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  Speaker 1: those kids out.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we go on walks every now and then, like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like once a week, that's not enough, I think.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a parent, and I understand why
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  Speaker 1: you would be terrified. But I think I know, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I think if you're nowhere near anyone, you can have
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  Speaker 1: the kids go around the block. I think that's you're
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  Speaker 1: allowed to do that. You got to air them out, right.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, it's been raining, so I haven't been able to
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  Speaker 2: do that. I hear that message loud and clear.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 2: I am have Cavin fever for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I am in no position to give parenting advice, but
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  Speaker 1: I am. I am the godfather of these children, and
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  Speaker 1: as godfather, I would like them to walk around the
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  Speaker 1: block once a fucking week. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yes, write that down there. Notes Listen, they're
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  Speaker 2: my kids.
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  Speaker 1: I love the case. He was in the background like
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  Speaker 1: he wou'd even let him walk around the block, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Should we get in the episode.
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  Speaker 2: I've been trying to do that for life, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But you know there is a we do have a
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  Speaker 1: catch up phase. Donald. Section one is Zach and Donald
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  Speaker 1: catch up and you're rushing just because you're so excited
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  Speaker 1: about Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited about Star Wars. I'm excited about the ass Pen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited about the title of the show, My two Dads.
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  Speaker 2: I love that Craig Zisc directed this episode.
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  Speaker 1: Craig Zisk is a very fine, fine TV director and
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  Speaker 1: this was his first episode for us, and also written
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  Speaker 1: by a writing team Garrick dubers And and Neil Goldman, two
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  Speaker 1: of our favorite writers. Some writers work in the writer's
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  Speaker 1: room as an individual, and some writers are writing teams,
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  Speaker 1: and this is the first. I think this is the
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  Speaker 1: only am I correct Onald, this was the only writing
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  Speaker 1: team for season one.
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  Speaker 2: I believe so. But also not just that. They went
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: on to do other things. They came from Family Guy,
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  Speaker 2: then they started, Then they did Scrubs, they went onto Community.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they ran your Community.
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  Speaker 2: And then went on to do other projects after that.
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  Speaker 2: Like these guys started, these guys start, I would I
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  Speaker 2: would love to say humble beginnings, but wow, they started
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  Speaker 2: with Guy and then went right into Scrubs and then
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  Speaker 2: after that Community. That's a string of hits to work on.
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  Speaker 1: I would they were very funny, and they are very funny,
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  Speaker 1: and they were very different. I always thought it was
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  Speaker 1: interesting that they were partners because they were the two
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  Speaker 1: of them were just such different people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but wrote such funny scripts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were the perfect partnership. This episode is jam
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  Speaker 1: packed and has more fantasies than a lot of episodes.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of Speaking of that, I used to get and
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I ever told you this, but I
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  Speaker 2: used to get jealous. And it all comes to a
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  Speaker 2: head at the end of this episode. But you used
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  Speaker 2: to do some of the coolest fantasies. Yeah, throughout the show,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And this was the first
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  Speaker 2: time where a fantasy came up. And I ran up
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  Speaker 2: on Bill and I was like, Bill, you gotta put
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  Speaker 2: me in this fucking fantasy. Man, you gotta put me
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  Speaker 2: in this fantasy at Star Wars, dude, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you know this, but I love Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, well, who would you be? And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: just make me Han solo, Just make me Han solo.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm there and it happens, and he was like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, yeah, fine, not only did it, No, it
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  Speaker 2: was just you and uh, it was just J. D.
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  Speaker 2: Cox and Kelso, okay, I'm sure that.
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  Speaker 1: And then Bill was probably like, oh, we gotta add
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  Speaker 1: the others if we're gonna add Yeah, we gotta.
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  Speaker 2: If we add Donald, we got to add everybody else,
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  Speaker 2: which created a great joke, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: for those chewy and then fucking the Janet Her.
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  Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know this, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: guessing you're getting a sense, Donald Faison is the biggest
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  Speaker 1: Star Wars fan that I have ever met in my life.
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  Speaker 1: And no, you're by far the most. And Donald, you
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  Speaker 1: voice a character on What Tell Everyone.
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  Speaker 2: On Star Wars Resistance Hype Phase on the character was
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  Speaker 2: named after me.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Dave Filoni named the character after me. That's a big
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: deal for Donald uh for you all.
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  Speaker 1: But Donald Hobby uh is stop motion animation and with legos,
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  Speaker 1: he has made several Star Wars animated lego films that
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: you can check out on YouTube and they're called Black Storm.
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  Speaker 2: Right. So I realized how my stop motion, how I
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  Speaker 2: got into stop motion, and it was because of Star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: I always thought that it was the ad ads in
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  Speaker 2: the Empire strikes back when they're attacking the rebel base
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: on the Planet Hawth. But it turns out there was
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: a video that came out around the same time Return
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: of the Jedi came out called Star Wars from Star
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  Speaker 2: Wars to Jedi, and it was like the behind the
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  Speaker 2: scenes and all the special effects that went into making
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  Speaker 2: Star Wars, and like the documentary is about an hour
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  Speaker 2: and a half, thirty minutes of the documentary is all
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  Speaker 2: based on is all dedicated to stop motion animation. And
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I watched this as a kid, and I had it
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  Speaker 2: on video as a kid, and it wasn't until like
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: the behind the scenes specials that came out with it
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: and with that from Star Wars to Jedi was in
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: that package. And I realized then and there after watching
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: it and probably like this was the this was the
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  Speaker 2: this was the plug.
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  Speaker 1: And and you combined, uh, your love of Star Wars
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: with your love of stop motion animation. Now you're not
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: gonna say this because it would be too controversial, but
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say that when J. J. Abrams made
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: the new movie and there was a Black Stormtrooper, I went,
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: come on, buddy, somebody saw Donald's lego movies. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: getting you can lean back, lean back in your chair
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  Speaker 1: and don't say a word. I'm saying as a fan
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  Speaker 1: of your stop motion movies, the hero of which was
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: the first Black Stormtrooper, and then the zillion dollar movie
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: comes out. I said to myself, come on, buddy, don't speak.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Don't speak. I don't want to get you in trouble
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: with all your your star Wars of friends. What's his name?
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: The guy with the cowboy hat is the super superstar Warsloney,
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  Speaker 1: Dave Feloney, that's the man right there.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: I want to be on the you know, George Lucas.
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  Speaker 2: George Lucas pretty much gave him the keys to the
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: corvette man.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Dave Filoni.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, he's the keeper.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: He's the keeper of the lore right and when.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: They go and do other things. He's involved in stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that. But you know, his his stuff like the
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Clone Wars Rebels.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Is he involved the Mandalorians.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: He is the executive producer of the Mandalorian. I really
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: like man when he's involved, when they have him involved,
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, it's really really good stuff. I
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: I you know, Dave Filoni should be if you ask me,
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: you know, he should be always asked, well, what do
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: you think of this? Dave and let him.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: I think he is right. Isn't he the keeper of
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: the lore? If you will?
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's always the way it goes.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they I.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Gotta say, I'm not the biggest, as big as Star Wars,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: giek as you, but I really am enjoying the Mandalorian
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: and it's great. I know. Baby Yoda is like the
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: biggest marketing uh cash grab merchandising cash grab has ever
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: been done. But I want one. I want a baby Yoda.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't want a baby?
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: I want a baby Yoda. I want to real life Viviota.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Can we get to the episode Donald for God's sake? Okay,
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: let's go at twenty one seconds in there's a reference
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: to the Rock. Now this is two thousand and one.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: The Rock is a very famous wrestler. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if he's made films yet. She does say he's a
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  Speaker 1: film star.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: He says, she says he's a movie star.
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  Speaker 1: But he's not the rock that he is now, No.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it wasn't like he was. That's a good question, Joel.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Can you look up what films had the Rock made
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand and one? I don't know how many
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: it is, but obviously enough for Sara to say he's
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  Speaker 1: a film star.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Well look I'll say this right now, yes, go ahead.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: The Scorpion King, I think was the first bit is.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: That Joel's cracking up. What do you crack? The first
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: big oneok At Joel's outfit today, she's all matching it.
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  Speaker 2: No, she's all yellow. She got on and it was
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: all yellow.
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  Speaker 1: You look good, Joel? All right? What's the Rocks credits
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand and one? Thus far in his career,
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  Speaker 1: just the highlights we don't need, like the little indie
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  Speaker 1: he did in stad.
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: You always goes so the Mummy returns, then Scorpion King,
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  Speaker 4: then run downs and walking tall and then he really
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  Speaker 4: hits it off in two thousand and five.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Would be cool?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, be cool?
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  Speaker 2: What was be cool? Be cool? I imagine the rock
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  Speaker 2: just running around. Be cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's a comedy with who duo Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's got John Travolta and Uma Thurman and Vince
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  Speaker 4: Vaughn Andric Oh right.
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  Speaker 2: It's to get shorty uh sequel?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? All right, all right, well he was a movie star,
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  Speaker 1: then we're wrong, but he wasn't the level of like global.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's like the biggest movie star in the
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: world and now.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Right him, well there's him, Kevin Hart, Will Smith still
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Harrison Ford Smith.
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  Speaker 1: Will Smith. I don't think is on the level of
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  Speaker 1: the Rock these days because the Rock rarely, The Rock rare.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Last movie was Bad Boys from Life, and I think, really, well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying, and I love Will Smith. Don't
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  Speaker 1: think I'm taking anything away from I just think that
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  Speaker 1: the Rock doesn't really have bombs. He's you know, there
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  Speaker 1: used to be movies.
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  Speaker 2: Does what the Rock does?
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  Speaker 1: A rock has a yeah, oh, the beach One, the
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: bay Watch, the bay Watch. I sound like my dad
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  Speaker 1: the bay Watch. My dad saw dream Girls and he goes,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: and he had never heard of Beyonce, but he saw
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: dream Girls and he goes, I gotta tell you this Bayance,
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  Speaker 1: she is something. And uh, we always called me off
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  Speaker 1: for days because of that sound. My dad he was
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: just he was so taken by her, understandably like the
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: rest of earth, but he was like, this Bayonce, she
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  Speaker 1: is something.
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  Speaker 2: Can we get to the episode, Donald, We've been in
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: the episode all right?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So the Rock and then the family Feud Fantasy.
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  Speaker 1: I remember going to the Real Family Feud set and
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: that was exciting. I'd never been on a game show
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  Speaker 1: set before, and I thought it was very funny that
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: the breakdown is Boobs ninety three seeing the Rock, four
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: beer sandwiches, two World Piece one. So when they did
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: when they when they pulled one hundred people, two different
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: people in this scenario said beer sandwiches.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Wow. But you know, it's crazy that it says the
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Rock is one of them, also, because I feel like
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: the Rock is kind of the I mean, I'm sure
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: it's been said before, but he's like, male, Oprah, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, how.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Do you mean?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Like the Rock says, Yo, this is what we're doing,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: and it seems like a whole community of people are like, yeah,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: this is what we're doing.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: The Rock said, So I know, but I don't think
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: The Rock was that level of megafandom twenty fact.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Then, but right now it's it speaks volumes of of
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: how steady his career has been and how he is amazing.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, Donald loves the Rock.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't love the Rock exactly? That's my point. That's
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: like somebody's saying something bad about Bruno Mars.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: You're like, what I feel like, you know, I'm sure
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: there's people who don't like Bruno Mars. There's probably a few.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: There's people who don't like anything. I once saw this
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: video on YouTube and it was sweet. It probably tears
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: to my eyes. It was literally add seeing a duet
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: with his little adorable daughter on a guitar, and it
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: like brought tears in my eyes. It was the sweetest
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: thing in the world. And then I looked on YouTube
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: and they were like thousands of thumbs downs, like people.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Were like, no, no to this, How dare you sing
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: with that little daughter that's.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Too fucking adorable? I hate it? Fuck you. You can
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: find people to hate anything, donalm Yeah, do you want
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: to sing Taylor Swift hater's gonna hate right now?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean she's the one that taught me that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: She's the one that taught you that hater's gonna hate
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: hate hate. Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I mean once she said it, it was like, you're right.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: One thirty two, I wrote down Matt Winston returns now
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Matt Winston who plays doctor Stedman and who humps Kelso's
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: leg here. I just think I decided, I'm sorry. I
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: know we're early in this podcast, but he is my
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: vote so far for most underused funny supporting character.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Agreed.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I think Bill had a thing with him. I don't
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: know what happened, but every time I see him, I
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: crack up. And I don't know why this guy was
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: not like one of the go to regulars.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: He could have been. He should have been around for
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: a really long time. He may I'm sure he may have.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Found a way to annoy Bill or something. Because it
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense, it doesn't commute. We're gonna have
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: to ask that, you know what, Joelle, remember when Bill
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: said we could ask him things. Ask and we'll insert
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Bill here. Why did you stop using Matt Winston? Bill?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Come on, well, I'll tell you guys.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: I should have used Matt Winston Moore. It was really funny.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: But when we were that early on the show, we
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: were always shooting episodes that were five, six, seven, sometimes
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: even eleven or twelve minutes long, and I was still
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: trying to find room for my pals, Rob Mashio, you know,
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: as a buddy of mine, and I wanted to get
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: him in all the time. Neil Flynn wasn't even a regular,
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: and we wanted to get him in. We were essentially
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: doing an A story, a B story, a C story,
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: and a jan other runner, which, if you're wondering, is
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: too much. So we kept using Matt Winston over the years,
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: and he kept working. He was in About Schmidt, and
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: he was in year movie. Zach should have used him more.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: He's super super funny, cool bit of trivia. Do you
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: guys know who Matt Winston's dad is? That's all I'm saying.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: I miss you, guys. Why am I not back already
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: with you?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: See?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love that Kelso didn't know your name
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: for the first few this whole time. The reason why
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: he's been calling you sport and everything like that, because
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: he still doesn't know your name.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I literally laughed out loud when he said when I said,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: that's the that's the manufacture of the clipboard, sir. That's
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: very funny, very very funny. I just thought he's a funny,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: funny guy. And uh, but yeah, that scene was really funny.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: And by the way, a little trivia I saw on
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the interwebs because I did research today on the interwebs.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: You know, there's all this talk that the janitor didn't
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: acknowledge anyone else in season one, but me. But there's
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: a little debate because he passes the janitor and says
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: smells like ammonious pungent today. He might just be saying
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: that out to the universe. Donald, he might not be
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: acknowledging the janitor.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: But no, I think he's I honestly do believe he's
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: acknowledging the janitor, right.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: That's not helping the scrubs low that he does.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know what, it doesn't track. Some things
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: just don't track.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: He might have just come into the hallway Donald and gone, oh,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: ammonia's punging today.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Listen, just because we're on the show and we're best
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: friends with the creator of the show, doesn't mean that
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: everything has to track. Dude, all right, this didn't track.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I want to track. It didn't though, Okay, somebody fucked up.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I love the fact that Carla and Turk's relationship is
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: moving to the next level. They are now bumping uglies
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: or they're about to bump uglies. And what does Zach,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: what does JD do? He comes in and he ruins it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sea blocks, you've see.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Block for real? And I was always I always thought,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: you know, Carla totally mind fucks turk Man like. She
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: even says to him, do you want me to take
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: you into the room right now and we can have sex?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And when you come out, you'll be walking sideways because
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I'll use I will have used all your up and downs.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very aggressive.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: What person in their right mind is gonna say no,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I don't want that. She might fox him so hard
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: that he's like, no, I don't want that.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I like that. She's such a strong woman. She's like, yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you're going to bang you so hard you won't be
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: able to move. Do you want to? And you're like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: uh no, but this bullshit though that you would be like,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's bullshit that you would be like that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I panic. He panicked.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, that was funny. That was funny. Wait,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about my nipples real quick. The
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: band aid's on the nipples right now. Have you ever
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: been on sets where your nipples the air conditioning's on,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: and and and your nipples are so hard it looks
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: like you're smuggling raisins and and you're you're saying, I
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: can't wear this shirt because I I've got rock hard nipples.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Absolutely so.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: On my last show, I did that was it was
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: really bad. So I started, I mean, it's embarrassing, but
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I wore pasties because the wardrobe truck has pasties for women,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, but they're mostly for women, but
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: in men in this case, because I I was like,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I can't do this scene. It listened the shirt. It
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: looks ridiculous because it's freezing in here. My nips are
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: rock hard. Bring out the pasties. So they just became
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: a running joke with the word of department. They'd be like, Okay, Zach,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be in this shirt today, and do you
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: think you'll need your pasties?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Do you remember what you used to call my nipples?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: What you don't remember, Oh, melted her, she's kisses. Yes,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: that's what they look like they do. Next time you
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: guys see Donald topless on the screen, zoom in and
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: they look like little cute and melted her she's kissing. Ah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I can't relive I remember that.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: All right. So this is a perfect example. How we
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: were talking with Bill on the episode a few days
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: ago when we were talking about how Kelso is all
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: about insurance and Cox is all about, you know, breaking
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the rules so that he can get patients taken care
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: of because he's one of those doctors that actually cares.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Obviously, this couldn't be more relevant than anything today. This debate,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: that was what we've been having in this country forever,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: and we were having on this show. I mean, you
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: couldn't make this show and not start off early on
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: and discuss the problem of health insurance and how doctors
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: have to deal with this huge crisis when patients don't
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: have health insurance.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know me, personally, I would prefer a
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: doctor like Cox, but I can see how a hospital
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: can go broke if you have a bunch of doctors
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: like that. You know what I mean.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the debate of our time, Donald, and
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: we won't begin we won't even begin to wade into
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the debate because we're not nearly smart enough. But I
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: did think that this was very well articulated. This, I mean,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: before I remembered this was the Star Wars episode, I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: said to myself, Oh, it's a battle of good vers
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: evil and and they're fighting over the soul of JD
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: on the golf course.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, And you think, you honestly believe because of how
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: emotional you get when your mentor kind of washes his hand.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: When he washes his hands with you, you almost fall
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: to the dark side. And it's really easy to fall
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: to the dark side. This is this is why I
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: love this. This is why I love this. You can
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: talk about Star Wars now.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling you're gonna find a way. Maybe
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling you're going to start a side project,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: a side hustle about Star Wars. There's probably nine thousand
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Star Wars podcasts. Oh, I'm sure there are bros sitting
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: around talking about the jedis. What's your favorite? Let's digress
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: for a moment. What's your favorite? You have to pick
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: one Star Wars film or there's a gun to your head.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Go the Empire strikes back. That's the easiest.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: That's everyone says that, right if you're a mega fan. Yeah,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: for me, it was it was the Christmas special, the
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: one with with with Chewy on the beach.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Rogue one is my favorite Star Wars movie. It's not
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: to go to the premiere, and partially because it's everything
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I love about the animated Star Wars brought to the
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: live action screen.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: It's the first time Darth Faders every really scary.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Well I'll tell you that. I'll tell you one thing
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: that part. If that didn't make the movie, that would
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: have been people would have been pissed off before release. Dude,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's well, I didn't.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Know you were a mega fan. Maybe you can be
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Donald's co host and his Star Wars podcast.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Star Wars We should we should shoot it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: One thing I've always wanted to ask you, Donald, is
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: how come in the Ewok song at the end of
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi they say, yup nub it chikey
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: why why and then they go celebrate the Life? Does
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: that mean that there's no ewalk ease for celebrate the life.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to say yes.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, so it just doesn't translate yub nub chy why why.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Celebrate the live?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Right right? Yup nub jump nub you know, the whole
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: celebrate the live.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dan is telling me that Joelle is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the most knowledgeable person on Star Wars, Marvel Watchman, literally
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: a million mega fan things.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Well, this is the Scrubs podcast, I know, Donald, Let's
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: get back to this knowledgeable in Scrubs.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah she is, But apparently we're learning something about Joelle
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: that she is mega Mega Mega Star Wars geek like you,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to tribute her later. All right, Donald,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: back to our show.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: So we were talking about Cocks breaking the rules, and
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: but then one of the funniest things that we almost
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: saw an eagle, Yeah yeah, when he spinds you.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I laughed so hard at you losing your balance after
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: two revolutions.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I think, I really, I think that was genuine. There
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: were two episodes, two places in this episode where I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: genuinely fell. One after Johnny c spit spun me in
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that sort of Wonder Years and that was shot on
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: like Super eight film to look like the old school.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: And then when I'm in the the water hazard. Is
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: that what you call it? A water hazard? When I'm
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: in the When I'm in the water hazard and I'm
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and I'm golfing, I remember I legit fell in that
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: moment and wasn't supposed to. I slipped, Wow, And just
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: taking golf. That's how professional I am. Donald, like, kept
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: going as you should.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Speaking of golf, John C McGinley I think has been
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: trying to hustle me because I picked up golf well
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: after we finished scrubs, I picked up golf as a
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: matter of fact, my standing on Scrubs. Deontay Gordon, Yes,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: when Scrubs was all said and done, he was the
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: one that took me out to the golf course and
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: was like, you know, because my wife had told me,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: you need to stop playing basketball. You're getting hurt all
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: the time. I'm sick and tired of.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And you were playing tennis. You were getting really good
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: at tennis.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I was getting good at tennis, but I was hurting
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: myself a lot, right. She was like, you gotta get
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: you gotta start. And also, tennis is very expensive. Let's
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: just be honest.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Tennis expensive to play. What you're just paying the court feet?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: What do you oh, you mean lessons, lessons, all of
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: that stuff. To get good, you have to get lessons.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, what do I want to
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: play that I can play for the rest of my life?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: And I said, you know, I picked up golf, and
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Deontay took me to the golf course and we practiced
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: playing golf quite a bit and then finally, you know,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: we went out and we play and we play a lot.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Now we play golf together. John C. McGinley, I you know,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I expressed to him that I love golf, and he's like,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: oh wow, dude, I picked up golf also. I just
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: got into it. I'm really excited recently as well. This
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: was the last time we saw him at Bill's birthday
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: party and I was like, oh wow. I was like,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: we should go out now. You know, in my mind,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking I'm about to bust John C. Mcginley's ass
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: in golf. And then we watched this episode. Yeah, and
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: he's got a really good golf swing.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And dude, he really hit that putt. I mean that
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: no one was and he did that walk away that
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: was all real. I think he you know, they thought, Okay,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you know, we don't have time to sit here all day.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: He got a long putt, we'll cut it up if
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: we need to. He literally hit the ball and then
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: walked away and it went in and he was so
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: fucking happy. I've never seen that man so happy in
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: my whole life.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna just put it out there. I think he
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: was trying to hustle me.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: He's really good. He was good then, he was good
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: twenty years ago. He's saying he's not good now.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: That's what no, but that's what I'm trying to say,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: golf is one of those games. The longer you play it,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: the better you are.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: At Well, maybe he was just saying he was rusty
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Rusting my ass. He belongs to a country club.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I think Ken really hit that ball of yeah, and.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: kN Look Kn's freaking swing was amazing.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Mine was not good. And I remember really feeling nervous
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and that the whole crew was watching me, and it
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: was clearly going to be a joke, like, oh, here
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: comes the guy. He's not good at sports, and we're
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: going to be here all day trying to make him
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: look good. And uh and yeah. It was very uncomfortable
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and you're good. Yeah, well, i'll bill Bill cut it
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: together for me to make me look decent.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: It's definitely clear that you don't play golf all the time.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Now, the character didn't donald right, sure, but I was.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm very I'm actually I should have told the audience
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I'm actually excellent, but JD needed to be shitty.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: So what you're really good at now, though, is tennis.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I'm very impressed with you.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't know if I'm really good, but
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I really love it. I'm having I never was into sports,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: and I finally found something that I genuinely love doing
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: in tennis other than badminton. I can't play badminton, but
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I frisbee. I do love to throw a frisbee, but
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I but I love tennis. And we have the same
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: tennis doctor, Chris crab He's amazing. Give him Chris crab
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: a shout out, even though you can't even get an
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: appointment with the darn guy very he works a lot.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Also an actor.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Also an actor, he was on a show. Do you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: know the name of his Canadian series when he was
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: a child.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Something Bae Danger Bay, Danger Bay. Yeah, Chris crab Our danger.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: By our tennis coach is an actor, but was on
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: a Canadian series when he was a kid and it
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: was called Danger Bay. So you danger should all go
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: watch Danger Bay clips right now on YouTube, not right now,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: after this podcast, after the podcast is over. Wait, I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: wrote down something. Oh so I'm going backwards a bit,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: but there's a reference to he calls me, are you there, God,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: it's me Margaret, And that's a Judy Bloom book. Now. Coincidentally,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: when I was a child, I was I we had
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to do a book report and I just randomly chose
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: a Judy Bloom book because I liked Judy Bloom and
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I chose to do my book report on Are you
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: there God, it's me Margaret, not realizing at the time
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: that it's a story about a young girl getting her
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: period for the first time. And I remember the teacher
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: saying to my parents, like, you know, he did a
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: really nice job with the book report, but it's it's
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: a bit curious that he chose a story about it
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: a young woman getting her period. But I don't know.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: He was an odd ball kid. I was like, Okay,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that's the book report today, Bloom, Are you there, God,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: it's to be Margaret. But you know what, it made
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: me very as a young child. I empathized with what
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: the girls were going through because I had learned about
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: it through You should direct.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: You should direct and write a movie that's not about
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: dudes and write a movie about women.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I am Actually the thing I'm writing right now is
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: about a woman. She's the lead, and I'm not a child.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: And it's not the story of a young girl getting
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: her period. No, but it could change. I don't know.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't say child, I said woman.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I am the protagonist of my of the
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: thing I'm writing right now is a woman in her
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: mid twenties. And on that note, we're going to go
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to commercial right now, someone's going to sell you something
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: to go someone.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: We're back, Yes, and we are back.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I always wanted to say that. That's the fun thing
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: about having a podcast. You can say things like we're
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: back with Donald Faison from Scrums, I'm here with Zach Braff,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yes Live, coming to you Live from Hollywood. At six
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: point thirty two, when when Sarah shows her breast to
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the little boy, if you if you pause it, the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: little boy spikes the lens. Now, for those of you
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: who don't know this bit of jargon, and this is
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: gonna sorry, it's gonna ruin film and TV for you now.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: So if you don't want film and TV forever to
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: be ruined for you, mute the next minute. But spiking
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the lenses when an actor accidentally looks into the lens
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: of the camera and not like on purpose. You know,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: sometimes the person is looking right into the camera, like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Daris Bueller because he's talking to you. But spike lens
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: is by accident, and it kind of breaks down that
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: fourth wall of hey, we're doing this, imagine play for you.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: You'll see it all the time with people actors in
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the background because they're kind of looking when the camera's
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: coming near them, and they look directly into the lens.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: And actors do it all the time by accident, but
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: it's usually edited out. But I noticed that this little
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: boy who should be looking at Sarah's breast looks at
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the camera directly into the lens when it passes. So there.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think Sarah really showed him his breast, And no,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: of course not he lens.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she had. I think she had a beige band
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: or something, and that was probably.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: That was his moment of like I thought I would
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: go see some pities.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying in protests, he spiked the lens.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: He ruined, He ruined the shot in protest, I was
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: told when I got this part, I'd be seeing Sarah
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Chalk's breast. I just wanted to do a little I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: think it's good to give people a little some some
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: filmmaking jargon as we go. So now you know the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: term spiking the lens.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Or breaking the fourth wall. Yes, I love the fact
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: that in that scene, Turk is talking about what gift
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: am I going to get my new girlfriend, and he
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: thinks flowers and he thinks chalk, and those are very cliche,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: especially for you know, beginning the beginning of a relationship
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: later on, flowers are like the little things. And if
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: you can bring flowers to the table at any point.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Does your wife like getting flowers from your loves flowers?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: She thinks, but not necessarily for anniversaries and stuff like that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: They're great gifts. But if you can just brighten the
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: house with some flowers, right, I don't know about just
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: not just women, men, kids, anyone. It really does brighten
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: up a room when you walk into a room and
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: there's some form of flower growth.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: In of course, flower growth. Now you're saying, but when
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: you do you ever come home before we were in
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: isolation and just surprise your wife with flowers.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I did that a couple of times, a couple of times,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: a couple of times, and when done correctly, well, you
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: know you can't do it all the time. Well you
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: can't do it all the time, but.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Married a long time you might want to crank it
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: up more than a couple I do.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Listen, after isolation, I'm telling you right now, now you're
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: gonna do It's like it's like isolation has been like, uh,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm gonna work out tomorrow. After tomorrow, I'm
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: gonna be working out every day once isolation's over, I'm
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: gonna do everything I possibly can to make my wife happy.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: But right now, ship, do.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: You guys go and have like time apart other than
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: doing the podcast in your closets? Do you guys find
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: a way to be separated? Because once Bill told me.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Bill told me that christ to set up a guest
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: bedroom in the house and said that's your office and
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be there nine to five.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome. I would love one of those.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: So you guys are just together.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we have two very young children. You have
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: to be together.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Casey posted the cutest picture I've ever seen in my
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: entire life, which was while they're doing yoga's she was
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: in her like meditative state doing doing zoom yoga. That
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: was the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: She's all about that yoga.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I need children because I'm I'm like, I look at
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: your kids and I go, I need a kid doing yoga.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: In the breakroom, Turk's talking about what type of gift
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: he's gonna get her, and he finally decides he's gonna
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: get her a pin, and I remember right then and there,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is the ass
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: pin episode. Oh my god, this is I love the
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: ass pin concept.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so much so.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I literally the smile on my face when I when
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I realized this was the asspin episode was huge. It
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: was like guy Smiley big. But then it got even
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: bigger when after Turk realizes he's given Caller an ass pin,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Todd notices that he has an ass chain around his neck,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: and not only does he smell it does smell yeah,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: but he also is like, oh wow, this has been
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: in another person's ass makes me very happy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: The thing about Todd that is already getting filtered in
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: is that he's he's very you know, he's the Todd
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: of course, but I think we learned kind of early
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: on that he's down for anything.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Like anything.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: He is open to obviously men and women. He's fluid
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: in that sense. But also we learned later he's very
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: attracted to seniors. I think it eventually we learned that,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and also and monkeys. He's not an agist and monkeys
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: what do you mean monkeys?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Where is said monkey?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: By the way, we're jumping ahead. We're jumping ahead. But
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I think one of the funniest times I ever laughed
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: in nine years was when we're in the break room
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: and Rob is, uh no, no, no, it's we're we're
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: in the room where we would sleep, where doctors would sleep,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and I think Satura and I were hooking up. I
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: forgot what the story was. We'll get to that episode.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: But Rob comes down and he goes sometimes when I'm
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: in this mattress, I imagine I'm banging that one. So
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: dirty for a half hour TV comedy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Anyway, were very dirty.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: So Rob as I guess establishing that he someone gave
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: him the chain from the ass box, and he likes.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: No, he took the chain from the ass box. The
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: ass box.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: That's your analysis, because why is he surprised? Then?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: No, So Todd and Turk thought they found the Lost
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: and Found. Oh god, and in the Lost and Found
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: were a bunch of items got it and they were
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: like holy shit, And Todd was like, yo, there's a
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: gold chain in here.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Gold chain I didn't turns out was somebody's in a
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: watch real quick because I happened to be there. I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: want to see if he actually sniffs it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Please, I hope he sniffs it. Please sniff it, Rob,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: please sniff it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's looking, he sees the chain in the ass,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: he takes it out. No, he just looks and smiles
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: a snack calls your fucking lie.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: But it's still funny.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I bet you. He did a take where he sniffed
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: and Bill was like no.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Bill was like, no way, that's not making in the show,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: but still very funny.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Now when when Steadman we're jumping around, but when stead
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: doctor Stedman says I'm woozy on the golf course, it
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: made me think of you because we once went to
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Cabo from my birthday and you were day drinking. Donald
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: was a lot like a like a puppy in that
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: he'll go super hard, super hard, super hard, and then
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: he needs a nap. And we were in Cabo for
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: my birthday and he's like we're raging and day drinking
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: and just the pool and then he's like down for
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the count up in our suite and I was like,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: where's Donald. I go up there and I try and
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: try and wake you up, and you go I'm woozy.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: You were with your brother too.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: My brother thought it was the funniest fucking thing. He
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: talks about all the time. He's like, remember when Donald
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: said he was woozy? Like, who says they're woozy? You
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: could have easily said, Bro, I'm tired, I'll be out
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: in a little bit. You were like, I'm woozy.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I was drunk as can the dude.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny, though. I laughed. I heard I heard
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Steedman Sam woozy And sorry remembering my brother and I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: laughing for fucking months about you yelling that you were woozy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite, one of my favorite stories of
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: you and your brothers. Are you guys sneaking And we
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: still use this to this day. You guys sneaking into
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: the house late at night, right drunk out of your mind.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I think we might have had some of God's lettuce
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you might have had some of the green
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: lettuce that God grows.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: On this earth, God's favorite lettuce.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and your brother taking his pointer finger and sticking
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: it up your butt and we're walking. Yeah, you guys
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: are walking up the stairs and he's behind you and
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: he sticks it up your butt and you turn around
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: and go, dude, too deep.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were we were trying. We were trying to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: be quiet, and we were like very silly and giggling,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: and we're walking up the stairs. We didn't want to
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: wake up my parents. And he you know, he put
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: his finger like you know, I had clothes on. It
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: wasn't like he went in my butt, but he like
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: tried to jab my my pooh hole and uh and
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and I turned around and went dude, too deep. And
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: we laughed about that. We laughed about that forever because
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: it wasn't like it wasn't like I was saying, bro
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: fucking stop. I was like, no, just that, not that far. Yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: too deep has been a very long running joke in
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: my whole family forever. Too Deep.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: That's one of my favorites I wanted to talk about.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: In this episode, they introduced the fact that Turk is
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: a man of faith. Yes, and it's just right and
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: the crosses out and everything like that. And I remember
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Bill coming up to me and saying, you know what,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: we want to establish that you are a man of
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: faith so that when the Christmas episode comes up, we
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: have this whole storyline for you when the Christmas episode
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: comes up, and while watching this this is also this
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: all goes away after the Christmas episode, So they lead
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: up to this. They did all of all of this
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: stuff where Turk is a man of faith for the
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: next couple of episodes until we get to the Christmas episode.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Just I didn't that's what? Yeah? Did you notice when
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: you when you when you do get to the scene
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: with Carla setting up candles in the house sixteen fifty four,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of a lot of candles. I mean,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: she's really it's kind of a fire hazard. The woman
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: has set up far too many candles.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Yeap. Have you ever been in a room with candles
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: like that in real life?
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: No?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I only know only like I mean, I've been in
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: rooms where you set up a few candles because you're
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: trying to be romantic, but never Judy. It looked like
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: a music video set for boys to men.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I'll make love to you like you ow me too,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: and I'll hold you time. That's such a cripulus baby
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: all through the night, I oh make.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: But you guys can't see it. But Joelle is swaying
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: like a fangirl in the front row, like she's just
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: shy of holding up a lighter.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: They don't hold up lighters anymore. They hold up cell phones.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, their phones. They hold up their phones.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: They're now cell phones.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: So I just thought that was funny. Like, first of all,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: candles are very expensive, right, so carl.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where does she get all the set Carlo carlon candles?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: This is before Amazon, Carla went candle shopping.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like Yankee Doodle whatever, that whatever, those who
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: is the candle shop name? I don't know if it's
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: still around Yankee Doodle is that it?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: The scented candles, I don't know.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: But she went nuts, and frankly, I just don't think
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: it's very safe. I mean, if you guys are gonna
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: go yes, Dan saying it's Yankee candle.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: It's Yankee candle, Yankee candle.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So you guys are gonna get busy, and then I'm
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: just worried, just safety wise. You're gonna go in the
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: other room and bump buglies and then we're gonna be left.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be left in a fire hazard of an
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: apartment because there's nine hundred candles lit.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I imagine there's also candles in the other room.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Listen. If you're listening to this, I don't want your
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: house to burn down. Let's say you light candles in
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the living room and you're romancing your partner. Before you
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: go do it in your in your bedroom, please blow
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: out all your candles in the main room. This has
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: been a public service announcement from Zach and Donald. Only
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: you at seventeen twenty nine. There's that super dark fantasy,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, so appropriate for the healthcare debate that's going
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: on in our country now, But that's super dark fantasy
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: of Kelso manning the supermarket cash register and just checking
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: out and charging old people, and then I whip out
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the body bag. I mean, I love that Bill did that.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: It's just really amazing, just satire, but it was like
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: so dark, especially now, I was just like, this is
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: so smart and also so fucked up and true.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very true.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Did you notice that eighteen and oh six that Rowdy
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: has a food bowl. I never knew that Rowdy had
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: a ball. In the background of the scene with you
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: and Judy in the corner, a little easter egg for
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: you guys, there's Rowdy not only has a bull, but
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: he has food. We bought food for the dead dog.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's wrong with us, That's what I'm telling you.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: That's the oddest storyline throughout the whole series. The rowdy
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: storyline is just so freaking weird. Dude, Like, we bought
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: a dead dog food. Yeah, dead, and and we make
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: the dead dog hump.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Did you know that he had a ball?
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I forgot all about that. Also,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: before we go that far, I wanted to talk about
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: the bar. Yeah, that bar is only there for the
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: first season, if I'm correct.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now, I think you're right, and.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: That is not in urgent care either. That's also that
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: was actual, an actual bar that we used to film in.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was a big pain in the ass
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: to go there because you know, when you leave, when
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: we left the hospital, we were a big footprint with
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: a very large crew, and it always going to locations
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: was a big deal. Like I think we spent the
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: full day on that golf course, but going to the bar.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: They wanted to use the bar so much and going
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: there with such a pain in the ass that that's
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: why I believe it was second season. They built the
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: bar set.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Into the hospital, into the hospital, So this is.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: One of the time. This is one of the one
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: of the bar scenes that was in an actual bar.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Also a little Scrubs trivia go on. I don't have
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: the answer for it. What country club was it that
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: you guys were playing golf at?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I have no idea exactly. I have no idea.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: These are things that I would be very interested in
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: right now because I love playing golf.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: So as a golfer, did you go who nice course?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'd like to play it right away. As soon as
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I saw it, I was like, what country club is that?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: What golf course is that I want to play there? Okay, well,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: i'll bet you we can find out. We'll do.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I've been very lucky to play on some really cool
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: golf courses. I got to play Sherwood once.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I think they're kind of obnoxious if I can. I
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I guess this is controversial to say to a golfer,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: but Los Angeles is filled with so many damn golf clubs.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you something right now. There
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: is beautiful, packed.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Beautiful land that you'd be shared with the people. I'm
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: just saying. Sometimes I'm driving around town and I go wow,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and then there's like a hole in the in the
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: in the chain link fence, and I go, oh my god,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: look how beautiful it is in there, and we're not
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: allowed to use it. I'm just pissed.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I'm the complete opposite of you. I'll drive around town
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: and I'll see an open field and I'd be like,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: is that a golf course?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you like to play, and you get invited
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: because you're you to play on fancy courses at'll bit.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I love playing golf.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Star Wars fantasy, because I think
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: that it's a very special moment. This is a tricky
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: thing because when you're gonna you're allowed to parody something,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: it's laws and copyrights. It's called fair use if you're
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: if you're truly doing a parody. That's how SNL is
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: allowed to do whatever they want and and other things
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: that that are doing parody. But I remember there were
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: lots of weird rules like to you know, like that
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: had to be medically inspired. That's why when you cut
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six and you cut to the girls with
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: the buns in their hair, there had to be like
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: medical supplies in their hair. I didn't really think that
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: made sense, but but the lawyers had found a way
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to tiptoe around it and be able to do it.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: If we were we were doing a quote unquote medical
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: parody of Star Wars. You know what I mean.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't understand that. I didn't understand why they had
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: all of those things in their hands. Yeah, but the
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: scrubs enough was us being in scrubs was enough for
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: it to be you know what I mean, Like I
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: had a vest and a shirt underneath, and you know,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I thought that was if you notice, all of our
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: outfits were scrubs based, so I thought that would be
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: enough for.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Well, the girls, the girls like they're in in real scrubs,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: whereas your outfit and mine are altered, like I'm I've
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: got like the I've got like the cross in whatever
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you call my scrubs have been altered. And uh, I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: don't think that's my hair.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: That must be a wig, right, that's not yeah, but
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: this was yeah, and that's definitely not My hair really.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Looks like it's yours. You wish you had that hair,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: by the way, you look so good with that hair.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I mean I would look I'm telling you, Billy d Williams,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: watch out, baby, if I had that hair or.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, I know you had Solo. You're you supposed to
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: be Solo or Lando.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be Han Solo. But Eric Ostrado eats
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: your heart out when I got hair like that.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You do look good with that hair. You know. We
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: did us chips photo shoot that you can see on
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the interwebs if you're curious. It was for some magazine,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I think Entertainment Weekly or something, and they they had
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: a wig on you and you looked glorious.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I'd love that. I look like Bruno Mars and Eric Gestrata.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like this, and I have it frozen on
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: your on your wig. You look great. I couldn't remember
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: if you were supposed to be Lando or supposed to
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: be Han Solo.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: But now I was Han Solo. That's why the easy
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: chewy line. But also this was the year we went
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: to the Playboy Mansion for Halloween and I wore that
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: same wig because I tried to be Han Solo at
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: the Playboy Mansion. And I remember people walking up to
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: me like, yo, who are you supposed to be? And
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm Han Solo.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I don't ever remember, I barely remember. I remember we
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: went to the Playboy mansion.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: And you dressed up as as a bafire.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I was that's not very creative, and I was Han solo.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Did you remember liking mansion or do you remember thinking like, oh,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: it's not exactly what I daydreamed it would be.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: It was not what I imagined it was.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, I remember thinking it was it was
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: a little bit long in the tooth. It didn't. It didn't.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it's like, it's better
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: to just imagine what it would be like in your
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: in your dreams.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: The fantasy was definitely better than the reality.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Of Yeah, there were lots of benefits on the show,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: and you could be like, hey, can I get a
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: go to a hair and makeup? Hey can I get
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a haircut? You gotta carry? Hey can I in a
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Halloween costume?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Or Hey, I'm going to be on a show this week?
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Can you give me a outfit to wear when I
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: walk out?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: But look at you, look at your background. You have
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: no shortage of outfits.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Back there, Donald, this is all my wife's clothes, Believe
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: it or not. Yeah, what you're seeing behind me is
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: actually my wife's stuff. The stuff over here is mine.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: On the left side, that's mine And those are golf shirts.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: A lot of p XG golf shirts.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm just saying, oh, hey, we have
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: a caller, Laurie Hi.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: No, you're per you just in time. We almost ended
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: We almost ended the show, Laurie.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: We almost ended the show without you, without.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Lori no, no, but without Hi, Laurie Hi.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: It's so great.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Where are you from? Where are you calling from the Caribbean?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: The show selector Come down Donald?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: The show was officially international. Now it really is. It's big.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Are you wearing scrubs?
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: I sure am?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Oh are you what? Are you a doctor? Nursa?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm a photographer?
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: But oh you just love you just wore scrubsh do
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: you worm?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: For the podcast?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, nobody's going to see that, you know that,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: right you we'll see it. Well, we saw it, and
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I like that they're green too. I appreciate you.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you Louri for coming on the podcast and
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: tell us what your question is.
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: So in the series, I think, I mean, you'll always
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: balance between super heavy things as well as really light,
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: but there are two truly like super heavy episodes. It's
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: my Fallen Idol where Cox lost the three pass after
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: getting transforms from Jill Tracy and my screw up with
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: the big just ending spoilers with Ben dying at the end,
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: and I was just wondering which one was your favorite,
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: because it's pretty difficult to choose.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I think, Wow, I'm going to be really lame and
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: admit that I got goosebumps when you said that, because
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I have to to have been dying, just because I
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: think one of the most talked about things in Scrubb's
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: history was that moment the funeral with where do you
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: think we are? And where do you think we are?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: And then Josh Raden's song Winter Coming on. I just
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: think that that was just so moving and Cox, who's
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: always such a strong alpha on top of it all,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: finally getting to see him grieve and feel pain. And
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I think Johnny's performance in that was was incredibly moving.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: What about you Donald?
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: You know, I do like the episode where Cox loses
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: three patients because at first he's trying to pitch a
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: no hitter, and that's what we all think is gonna happen,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: is that he's gonna you know, you know, we even
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: use the reference in the show where you know, you
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: don't talk to him about what's going on because he's
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: in the zone. And then at the end of the
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: episode he loses If I'm am I correct, Laurie, I'm
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: correct about this, right, Laurie. All three die, but he
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: is in the zone, and he does feel like he's
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: gonna save all three of them, two right before it
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: all goes down, right right right.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: Right before and like the two die and anyone who's
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: his actual friend, he gets like the page and that's
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: when he's like losing it and that I mean, I'm
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: a super frequent and comes to scribs, but that's right
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: after the episode.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: She's a super freak when it comes to scrubs.
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: That's right after the episode where Joel Tracy dies on
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: himself out because he's like, I could have saved her,
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: and Coxton John says, if you let yourself feel like that,
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: that's the end. And Jade John talks.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: That and he's like, yep, you know more about the show.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I love Superman. I love super fans like that. I
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: love it. I think it's so cool. Yeah, Donald and
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I do not know nearly. That's it's a good thing.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Though, connection that's amazing.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: It's amazing And I really love your accent. It's amazing.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: I never realized I had one, But Colt, I you know, I.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you. Anytime John c McGinley
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: has the opportunity unity to do sad drama, it's always good.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: And so you know, when Ben dies and when the
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: three patients die and you see him wig out and
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: lose it, it's always good. So if you're asking me,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: if you're asking me which one I liked better, h
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I do. I'm gonna be honest with you. I do
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: like the one with Brendan Fraser in it. One because
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Brendan Fraser was in it, and two because this is
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Cox so far off the rails, you know what I
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: mean That he's hallucinating and he's imagining things and he
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: loved this man so much. And this is the only
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: person you know, that we ever see him love that
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: much where it breaks his heart and breaks him down.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: So that definitely is one of the episodes that I
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: feel is our most.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: It hits hard, you know, it's so well done. It's
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: just done so perfectly.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one. And when Glenn Turman was on the show.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, I forgot his character name, but he's the one
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: that he's the older black man that Donald and I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: are trying to keep alive, and we sit by his bedside. Yeah, George, God,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: you're good. He's a wonderful actor and he that's one
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: of my favorite episodes. Actually, all right, do you have
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: another question? Laurie?
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: I have my friend who's the real reason that I
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: even got through to do this. It should be on
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: it because she won't ask the question.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know where she is.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: To call her a millionaireaire friend?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Do you want to use a lifeline?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: Hold on, I'm telling her to click the link in
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: the email.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: What is the question?
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Another question?
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: If you don't have another legendary Donald?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: You mean anything? Wow?
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: What I actually wanted to do really badly?
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: He was. I don't know.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: If you're on Instagram. In people's stories, they have those
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: templates where it's like this or that.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a ton of them with scrubs.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: Yes, do you prefer my pilot or my finale? The
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: real finale? Se isn't it.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: My pilot that was the jump off?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? My pilot is the moment that our lives changed.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: So I think we'll always have a soft spot in
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: our heart for that.
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: Do you prefer Mammy Moore's characters, Jati's girlfriends? What spunks
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: character as Jade's girlfriend?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Oh? Wow, that's a tough one. I loved them both.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: But since Mandy was my real life girlfriend at the time,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I'll say Mandy because that was really cool that it
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: was very well. It was also really a cool to
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Avaron at the time because uh, you know, it's it
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: was fun to act with my girlfriend at the time
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and she. I thought Mandy did a great job.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Also, I also loved Mandy on the show. But I
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: really liked Elizabeth Banks also on the show. I was
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: a huge fan of forty year Old Virgin and the
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: character she played in forty year Old Virgin, and I
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: thought that was you know, I thought it was cool that,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: you know, she was on the show.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Sure, all right, go ahead, last one, Laurie, because we were.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: No two more, you get two more?
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, this is so difficult. Do you prefer trusty bottoms
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: or clickie tops fence?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a clickie top guy. I love to nervously,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: nervously clickie click clickie top.
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: And this one's really for Donald. But did you prefer
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: your Neil Diamond impression or your eraon navelimpression.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Neil Diamond, Because I love Neil Diamond.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Come on, give us a little.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I used to listen to
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: in between watching Voltron and Transformers on w p i
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: X in New York City. They would always play the
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: best of Neil Diamond, and that's how I learned about
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: who Neil Diamond was. I don't know any of his
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: songs full all the way through. I only know snippets.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So it's like everywhere around New World. They come into
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: America and then love on the rocks and no surprise,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: and then when was the other one turn on? Yeah,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: hard light.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see the movie he made? I think
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: it was The Jazz.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in blackface in that movie, dude, at one
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: point he's in blackface in that movie. Neil Diamond is
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: in blackface in that movie.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. Don't yell at me. I didn't make them.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just putting it out there.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Not only I wrote it.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Here's a great here's something great that I loved about
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: doing Scrubs and my love for Neil Diamond, the Transformers
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: more than meets the eye, keep going transfer the Transformers
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: robots in disguise.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: So if you've ever asked, if you ever anyone ever
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: asked you, have you ever heard an impression of Neil
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Diamond singing the.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Bot's face their batter to destroy the evil forces of
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: the Decepticons, who more than meets all right?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, all right. Addition, Laurie,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: thank you, you're the best, and thanks for being such
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: a big fan of ours.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Thank you for wearing scrubs, thank you, and thank you
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: for the scrubs being green.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Donald, I think that's the episode.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: That is the episode.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Wait, I mean is there anything after Star Wars. Let's see,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I'm scrolling the janitor pushes me over.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: No, well, actually, let's talk about the reveal you know,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: you finally realize and doctor Cox this will go on
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: for the next few episodes where doctor Cox figures out
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: a way to come back to the hospital and uh
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: and uh work even though he's suspended, right, and he
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: uses if I'm correct, he uses JD as his liaison.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I don't remember, but nice pronunciation of liaison. I like
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you put a little French on it, no doubt. Listen,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I miss you so much. I do.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: I totally miss you. In the words of Tenacious D, Dude,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: I totally miss you.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: That's Tenacious D. Absolutely do you know how is it
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a song?
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I totally miss you. Dude, I totally miss you. Dude,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I totally miss you.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Do I do miss you. And and it's Friday night
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles, and man, I wish that we
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: were headed to a fun restaurant to have drinks with
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: our gals and have long hugs.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: And chest and fun and laughter, fun and laughter.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Casey Cobb, Donald's wife coined that phrase.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: She said, well, she didn't coin it. She don't get
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: paid when people say it.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: No, that's copyrighted. But she was always like, y'all want
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: to get together for fun and laughter. That is that
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: is her saying, Donald, do you want to lead us
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: in gratitude and thanks this week?
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I am so thankful for so many things right now. One,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: the healthcare community out there, and the doctors and the
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: nurses and the orderlies and all the people that the EMTs,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: the med mts, everyone that works in the hospital, but
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: not just them, also the people that work at the
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: grocery stores, bus driver people, the people that take our
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: trash out. COVID nineteen is hitting really hard in the
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: African American community right now, and that's because of African Americans,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: we have the jobs that people are calling essential and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: don't necessarily have the best healthcare out there. And I
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: just want to shine a light on that and shine
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: a light on our community and make sure that we
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: all have each other's backs right now, because that is very, very,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: very important. And so I just, you know, I just
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: want to thank all of the healthcare workers. I want
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: to thank everybody out there, but I especially want to
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: reach out to all of my brothers and sisters out
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: there and say to you guys, you know, one, stay in.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: This is not a game.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Two. Check on your people for real, and hopefully, if
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: you're lucky, you'll have a doctor like doctor Cox or
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: something like that who's willing to you know, because insurance
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: is a big issue right now. It's such a huge
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: issue right now, and we need to figure that out.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just, you know, I don't want to, you know,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: get controversial and say, you know, people aren't doing enough,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: but that's something that needs to be addressed. We need
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: to address.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: On the next episode, we are going to solve the
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: healthcare problem in the United States.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: We're not going to solve the healthcare problem.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm just kidding, but.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: We're gonna But I definitely wanted to say, you know,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: watch each other's backs out there.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well said, And thank you everybody for listening, and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: thank you for tuning in. And we're having so much
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: fun doing this, and we're so happy to know that
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: so many of you across the globe are listening. So
• 1:01:36
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