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Creepy People Chronicles: Cryptids & Wake-Up Calls · PNW Haunts & Homicides

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Right behind the web, stand some kind of creature decoration I have not seen before.
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It was about 4, maybe 5 feet tall, and standing straight up.
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Was it Caitlyn?
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Okay, this next part, I'm gonna guess no.
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It is covered in brown hair, the head and body are a big ball with a mouth in a slight
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smile.
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Wait, what?
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What?
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Hi Caitlyn.
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Hi Cassie.
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You like how I waited until you were taking a drink of your wine to say hi to you?
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Yes, but always.
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So demure.
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I made it a quick sip and just kept on rockin and rolling.
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I saw it in your eye, you saw me take the breath in and you're like she's gonna fucking
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start right now while I'm sipping.
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I knew it.
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I knew it was coming.
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How many people?
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How many people?
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How many people?
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This is PNW Haunts and Homicides, where we chat about true crime, the paranormal, and all
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things spooky in the Pacific Northwest.
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Oh, we also do a tarot reading at the end.
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I'm getting off track.
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In our creepy people chronicles episode, episodes, because there's not just one, there's
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multiple.
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Those are stories that you've emailed us, that you've told us in person, that you've sent
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your voice even sometimes.
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Like we were just talking about voice recording and then we play it.
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Oh yeah.
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And then we do a tarot read or usually an oracle reading for you individually.
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So you get your own little reading for free, man.
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I love that.
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I mean, for free in exchange for us reading your story, you know.
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Yeah.
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Okay, so today is a creepy people chronicles and we have some updates for you.
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So new stories.
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But first, I want to remind everyone about the Kickstarter that we just talked about a
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few episodes ago.
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It was called Beyond the Cards: Art, Tarot, and Liminal Spaces.
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Love it.
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Here we talked to David of Whiskey Terra Foxtrot.
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And can everyone give me a round of applause for saying it right?
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Because I said it wrong twice in the episode.
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I could not get my shit together.
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Thank you, David, for just being there to support me and just saying it for me because I was
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a terrible host as I felt like.
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So David is hand drawing.
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It's called the Liminal Deck.
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And it's really cool.
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And I want one. We have donated to Kickstarter so we get a tarot deck of our very own.
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So everyone go donate so that we could have one like selfishly.
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Yeah.
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I sent a little note via the Patreon app for one of our new subscribers.
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We've got a new subscriber at high 10 doll hairs.
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And I'm not a thousand percent sure on the pronunciation, but I believe it is a lease.
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I love that.
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It's just called to be pronounced it wrong.
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We'll shout you out again.
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Yeah.
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But I'm going to be putting their card out in the mail.
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Normally they go out like within 48 hours and the turnaround with the holiday is a little
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bit on the slower side.
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Right.
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So sorry.
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Theme to Judy.
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I mean, you're I still haven't sent your card, but you know what?
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It's coming.
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And we both signed it.
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Oh, I was going to say, didn't I sign Judy's card?
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I'm trying.
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I'm trying so hard.
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Okay.
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Let's talk about you.
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Let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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Judy, it's all about you by beauty.
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Do you remember we were talking about how do you remember the farm, nanny?
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We were talking about it and she ended up like marrying him later.
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Yes.
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Actually, yes.
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She was with her shitty ex at the time.
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Yeah.
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Ew.
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I was like making a little like, oh, it was it was like Princess bride and on the farm.
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He was like, as you wish, but I didn't mean to imply that there was any like shenanigans.
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Oh shenanigans.
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Yeah.
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I wasn't implying there was any shenanigans or I wasn't trying to.
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It may have sounded like it.
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But I think it was just kind of that like building that love and friendship and like, yeah.
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You know, I'll do this for you.
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I'll do that for you like building trust.
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So that's for sure.
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For sure.
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By that, she did confirm they were just friends at the time.
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And then do you remember that they had a really big house fire?
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And she kind of just mentioned, oh, we had this fire and then like moved on and we were
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like, wait.
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Hold on.
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Yeah, I do remember that.
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Your entire house burned down.
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So we have follow up questions.
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We do.
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And we have we have more to the story about the fire.
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So she says the house burned down in May, May 25th, 2001.
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Which was, oh my gosh.
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So long ago.
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I was like in middle school.
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I don't even think I was born yet.
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Right.
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At the time, it was her ex has been in herself, her son, Rume and her nephew.
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And she said her nephew was basically an adult.
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So don't think that she's taking care of yet another child.
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Oh, there's like this.
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Yeah, there was a few kids in that house.
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Oh boy.
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And her roommate kid wasn't there at the time.
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So that was okay.
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It was a school day.
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And my son had a doctor's appointment of a DoHSU.
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So we were sleeping in.
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My husband who always overreacted to everything.
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Husbands of mine.
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What?
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Why are men?
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Came running into the bedroom saying the house was on fire.
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Okay.
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I mean, that's all a lourwit.
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Although I will say there is something that's a little bit frustrating about people that
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like are just always overly dramatic.
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It's like the boy who cried wolf.
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That story is around for a reason.
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Right.
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Because that's happened.
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Yeah.
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I think like it's important.
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Get your shit together when it's really serious.
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I don't know.
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Just saying.
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So he came running in and said the house is on fire.
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She says, I guess he was being nice this day because he also informed everybody else, which
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is like, do you have any other day?
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Like he wouldn't have told you guys the house is burning.
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Um, hello.
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The one thing you're not together anymore.
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I know it was going to say we have like the, the benefit of hindsight.
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We know that like we're like listen, we already know we don't like this character.
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Right.
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Exactly.
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Uh, knowing that my husband just overreacted to literally everything, we all just rolled
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back over and went back to sleep.
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Okay.
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So literally that's the problem with crying wolf.
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He came in a second time and I got up to see what was going on.
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Yep.
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The house is on fire and my wonderful husband took my shoes from my, took my shoes from
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right by the door and ran outside with them.
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Um, like, from where did you carry them or did you put them on his own feet?
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Either way, that's not nice.
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Not cool.
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Well, it gets worse because she says I'm attempting to put out the fire, which is like,
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so she's attempting to put out the fire and he's just running away with her shoes on.
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Um, it's not funny, but it is funny because it's like, you know, people respond to fear
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and strange way.
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I've just, yeah, I don't, I, I'm glad that he managed to wake them up and like came
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back and made sure they were, I'm, I'm just going to focus on that part.
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So she says, as I'm attempting to put out the fire, which was a huge failure and making
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sure everybody was out, I realized that I didn't have shoes because, you know, you're busy
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and you're not thinking about your feet.
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You're busy business lady who is doing things about the farm and you don't have no time
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for shoes.
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But now fires, saving people, um, I ran back past the fire to grab myself a pair of shoes.
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Oh my god.
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And saw my cat.
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I was able to get the cat that was even closer to the fire than I was.
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Unfortunately, my little fire belly toads, my fish and my son's hamster didn't make it.
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I'm sorry, Judy.
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I know they're just like people will be like, oh, they're just like toads and fish and a hamster.
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But I mean, honestly, it's impressive that a hamster lives for more than six months and
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any household.
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So yeah, you know, maybe hang your hat on that, but that's awful.
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I know on the toads.
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I, okay.
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So now I have, I'm torn because I'm glad he took her shoes because if she didn't need to
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run back, which I know you're like, you're, you're not really thinking, but like, oh my god,
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Judy, you ran back into the fire to get your shoes.
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But obviously it was so she would see the cat, you know?
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Yeah.
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So it was like, it's more to it than that.
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Yeah, I feel like it all happened for a reason in the cat.
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So Judy goes on to say it was just a mess trying to even get the fire trucks there to put
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out the fire.
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The house was a total loss.
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The next year we found out that the fire department was wanting volunteers.
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So the roommate, the husband and aisle volunteered.
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When the kiddo got old enough, they volunteered as well.
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It's as heavy and I have now retired after putting in 20 years has volunteered to fire
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fires.
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God, I said that weird.
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But, you know, because I'm like, oh my gosh, that's amazing that you had this tragedy of
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a fire in your house and then you're like, well, what am I going to do with that?
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I'm going to go help fight fires.
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Well, and I don't know like what logistically was the issue with getting the fire trucks
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out to them.
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If it was like, you know, they were just they were on a farm.
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So I don't know like maybe it's just yeah, it can be difficult like you hear 911 calls
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where it's like people are, you know, EMS workers, firefighters, police, whatever, they're
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struggling to find the location of the person that needs their services.
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It could be that or I mean, I have enough for.
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Yeah, I mean, but you know, yeah, that's really cool.
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I love that.
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I love that, Judy.
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Okay.
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So do you want to know about the being the owl on the card?
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Yes.
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What I took away from this was why why was the be out when it really should be hunkered
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down at home, which is kind of what we were saying.
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Like why is it be out at night?
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Why am I always out when I should be at home with my ex?
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I would always stay at work late.
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It wasn't until I got him out of the house that I realized what I was doing.
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Oh, like obviously you didn't want to be homeless, someone who's toxic, right?
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So you're trying to be that busy bee and like stay out right?
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Right.
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Well, and you're trying to do something that feels like you can legitimize it, right?
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Like, you know, staying late at work or something like that as opposed to like staying late at
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work.
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Right.
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Or like going out with your friends or like hanging out at a bar or something like, yeah, no
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judgment if that's what you do.
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Cause I mean, I do that shit too, but like that's what you're saying.
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She was just staying at work and being like a busy bee to stay away.
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But even now I help at the nightmare factory and do a couple other nonprofit things as well.
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I stay incredibly busy and maybe should be a home more.
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Everyone tells me I should rest.
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Judy.
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We understand.
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And I understand like it maybe now it's not that you're trying to like stay away from home
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because you have what sounds like a wonderful husband now.
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Yeah.
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But it's kind of maybe just your use for that.
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That's what you've always done.
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So it can be really hard to give yourself permission to rest.
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We were just talking about that and I was like, Caitlin, do I need to come and slap you?
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And she said actually I need to rest so I'd rather not.
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Yeah.
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I don't want to work that hard.
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But she says meanwhile gave her husband now is what you would call a night owl.
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He will stay up until three in the morning on most days.
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Like he's the night owl.
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She's the busy bee.
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I love it.
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She really connected to the card we pulled for her.
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And you know something really weird.
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I tend to just wear black.
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Black is my happy color.
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I get it.
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That's me Cassie saying I get it.
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I get it.
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I'm wearing all black right now.
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But I found this shirt that just basically dropped to my lap and it felt like I just had
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to have it.
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It has bees all over it and she sent a pick.
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Wow.
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Isn't that crazy?
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How like we're just so confused about the bee.
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Like why is this bee on this card?
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We don't really understand it.
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And like she just has this new bee shirt that she just had to have.
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It all connects.
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It's crazy.
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I love it.
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So she also sent us a story about the Delaney house which we read on the last episode.
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But we had some questions.
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I was like another one.
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Not another one.
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But it says so we were asking if Vicki owned the house when she saw she saw stick figure
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there out on the porch.
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Oh.
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And yes, she did.
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She was friends with Vicki.
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She owned the house while they were there.
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I've also seen one, a stick figure, one in the bathtub upstairs a couple of times.
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And when I was there with Vicki upstairs, she was telling me people like would see stick
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figures dancing in the tub.
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And I don't remember if that made it into our actual interview because we were just upstairs
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like getting a tour of the house.
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I don't remember if it made it into the interview, but I thought that was pretty cool.
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So I'm like Judy is one of the people who has seen the stick figures dancing in the tub.
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And also just to clarify by if you go listen to the episode you'll know what we mean.
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But by the stick figure, it's like the SLS camera that tries to find human shapes that
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may not be able to see your eyes.
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It shows it to you in the stick figure form.
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So she sent a drawing of we were asking where she saw the stick figure.
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And she says, please excuse my crew drawing of a stick figure on the picture.
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But this is where I saw it.
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And so she has a picture of the house, which I think you'll love the picture itself.
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Just like sit on the porch.
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It's like yeah, it's on the corner of the wraparound porch.
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Just like on kind of the wall.
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Like the corner, the railing the wall.
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Yeah.
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Like in between the pillar or like where the roof of the porch is.
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But like how cute is the picture in the snow?
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Yeah.
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And we have.
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I thought that was sweet.
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I know.
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I was going to say hell low.
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She also sent she found a picture of the Delaney house that shows the house before it
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was moved in the bottom floor was added.
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Oh.
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And it's a really old picture and it's from the Nistar Coffee and Creamery.
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Their website, which I want to go there so bad it's in Portland.
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It's so cool.
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It's a black and white photo.
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It's in tall grass.
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It looks really creepy.
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Okay.
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And then Judy says, I think that's it for now.
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You really should come down for one of the spirit galleries.
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Yeah.
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She says there are a lot of fun and I'm so down.
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Okay.
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I haven't really read this yet.
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Some excited.
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High Katelyn and Cassie.
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It's okay to use my first name and my story if you want to.
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We want to.
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And this one is titled real or am I losing my marbles?
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I hope you're not losing your marbles, but wait, I hope it's not real.
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I don't know.
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It's me, Clint from Canada.
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I hope both of you are safe and healthy.
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I'm feeling great.
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Okay.
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That's awesome.
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I see you answered because you knew we were going to ask.
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Yeah.
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Exactly.
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Okay.
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Hi, Clint from Canada.
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It's not it's not Clint's first time sending us a story and we love it.
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A little backstory.
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My son and I are couriers and we work from 11 30 p.m. to 6 a.m.
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Oh, six nights a week.
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Dang.
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Okay.
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But it just keeps going.
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And all kinds of weather.
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Like six nights a week.
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You do get a day off.
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That's too many nights.
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Clint, that's too many nights.
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I thought they were better to you up there in the great white north.
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Unless, you know, unless you love it, if you thrive on that.
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Well, actually that schedule, so it's a little bit less than like a typical full eight hour
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shift scenario.
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But still six days a week, that's just that's rough or nice.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And nights are also really rough.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Also, in all kinds of weather, I love foggy nights on different streets.
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What he's saying is like there's maybe treacherous weather and you're like on different roads
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that you make.
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So you're not like used to all the roads all the time is what I'm getting from that.
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That's what I'm gathering.
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Yeah.
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That's hard.
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We drive some parts together and talk about Halloween decorations.
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Oh, I love you.
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It's 136 am on Halloween night.
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Well, technically November 1st.
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Okay.
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But Halloween to me, because my ass hasn't been to bed yet.
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Exactly.
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It's still Halloween.
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It's always Halloween in our hearts.
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That's right.
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That's right.
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My customers decorate their house with six skeletons climbing all over the house, porn
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stocks, hay bales, and one very tall, cool looking grim reaper.
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Mm-hmm.
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With a green light up rib cage and skeleton based as well as going from the edge of the roof
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down to the grass in front of their front door, they have a string spider web with a couple
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black widow spiders on the web.
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Oh my gosh.
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They go all out.
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Seriously.
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I didn't know Canada went that hard for Halloween.
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Oh no.
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Here is where the story gets weird or I'm seeing things.
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Okay.
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So now to the marbles.
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Marbles.
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See if you got them.
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Right behind the web, stand some kind of creature decoration I have not seen before.
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It was about four, maybe five feet tall and standing straight up.
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Was it Caitlin?
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Okay.
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This next part, I'm going to guess no.
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It is covered in brown hair.
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The head and body are a big ball with a mouth in a slight smile.
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I can only, what?
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It's covered in brown hair.
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The head and body are a big ball with a mouth in a slight smile.
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I could only see one life like human blue eye because of where I was standing.
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So it's like, face is just round with a smile.
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It's sounding like sort of an orb cyclops hair, big foot, hybrid scenario.
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I'm picturing cousin it.
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Yes, but rounder and like eyes through the hair.
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I guess.
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And like half of it's in shadows.
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It's just seeing one eye.
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Do you see that I was blue or did I make it?
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Yeah, no, he said blue.
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Creepy.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Oh my god.
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It doesn't get better.
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It had skinny human legs and two giant spider legs coming out of the top of the head/body.
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Oh, why?
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What?
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I made you read a spider one.
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I'm so stupid.
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You bitch.
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Sorry.
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Don't know how to explain it.
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It's not a costume.
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It looked realistic.
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Oh my god.
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Realistic giant spider legs.
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This is my name.
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Oh my god.
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Okay.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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I turned to walk away then turned back to get a pig because I wanted to show my son and
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let's face it.
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Way too cool looking.
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[laughs]
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Clingy fool.
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Run for your life.
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But it's just a decoration.
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No.
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No, he said it was realistic looking.
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I don't.
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It's not.
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Okay, but it was gone.
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So he doesn't have a picture of it.
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No sound.
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Nothing.
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Just gone.
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They started cleaning up really early.
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I feel like it might not meet the specific criteria, but I feel like maybe we need an amber
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alert.
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[laughs]
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Oh god.
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Okay.
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Do you think it was an unknown cryptid?
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I hope so.
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I want to see it again.
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So many questions.
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Cryptid alert.
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Or am I seeing things?
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Okay.
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So do we think it was a kid dressed up as something weird, maybe a homemade costume?
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I still out at 1.30.
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I feel like that's the answer that I'm most comfortable with.
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Um.
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But why?
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I'm trying to, I'm trying to picture the costume.
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The only thing I can think is like it's a homemade, someone made a homemade costume.
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That's just fucking weird.
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Yeah.
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But why?
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Yeah.
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Why are they out at 1.30?
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We're working around in the shadows.
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Now I feel like you were like not even sure what word to go with there.
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And I feel like we just came up with a new one because I feel like lurking.
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Yeah.
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Yep.
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Yeah, lurking.
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It's like a sneaky, sneakier, stealthier version of lurking.
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Like a slippery snake burglar lurking.
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I'm wondering if this is maybe a typo or if this is like a regional thing.
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I'm going to read this and you tell me, uh, I'm not sure how to interpret it.
23:26
It's like one little teeny part of this.
23:29
It says on a brute note, we had a deer running beside my car.
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That was great.
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I'm going to bed now.
23:39
But brute is like, you know, brutish, like, you know, high school, jack bully is the image
23:46
that I can for brute.
23:48
Look, look up brute.
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Canadian slang.
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Okay.
23:52
Yeah.
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No, I'm, I'm finding, uh, nothing.
23:57
Clint, you got to tell us either way.
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He says he's going to bed now at the end of this story here.
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So maybe sleepiness.
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I'm not sure.
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Maybe that could be it.
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Yeah.
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I love that there's just a deer running beside his car.
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I kind of wait.
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Okay.
24:16
So I was like, what does this mean?
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Is this it?
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Was it a deer or was it a not deer, Clint?
24:23
Is why it's the deer keeping up with your car?
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I don't know.
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That's like one of the things is like, they're really fast.
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Oh.
24:31
Was it a deer?
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Was it a not deer?
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Maybe he did mean on a brute note.
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I'm very interested.
24:37
Or if you meant like on a good note, we had a deer running next to the car like, but he did
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say that, that was great.
24:44
Yeah.
24:45
So like, maybe it was like a really magical.
24:48
They just like saw a deer running with him.
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Yeah.
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Maybe.
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I didn't go in front of their cars, but that's really good.
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Yeah.
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I mean, yes.
24:58
Was it running on two legs, Clint?
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Last sentence.
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Still love your podcast.
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Stay safe.
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Oh.
25:05
Okay.
25:06
Well, it sounds like you're the one that needs to say, stay safe.
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Clint.
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Yes, please.
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Okay.
25:13
Should we pull a little moon oracle?
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Orcle?
25:19
I like it.
25:21
Okay.
25:22
I'm going to put my make down and shuffle because I still don't have my stand.
25:26
Caitlin stole it from me and she won't get the back.
25:29
Those accusations are ridiculous.
25:36
Ridiculous and erroneous.
25:38
Follonious one might say.
25:41
Flaishio.
25:42
Somewhere my husband just went, every husband everywhere went, hmm.
25:51
Okay.
25:52
A sudden Clint vibe grabbed my orange cello night.
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Tell me if you have any feelings.
26:02
You know, I always gravitate towards the middle, like where you're rightish and us.
26:08
Yeah.
26:09
Yeah.
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Okay.
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This is interesting.
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We got nature.
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Ooh.
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Which is like, they're outside.
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Oh, there's an owl.
26:18
There is an owl on it.
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Like a moon.
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Yeah, it's on like a crescent moon with like a little face.
26:25
Just kill.
26:26
And it's like a snowy, possibly foggy night.
26:29
It looks like it's foggy back there.
26:31
So that's interesting.
26:32
Full moon.
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He did mention fog.
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And like all kinds of weather at night.
26:38
It's like tonight.
26:39
Well, it's a moon oracle deck.
26:42
So I think most of these cards aren't night, but still.
26:44
You know what?
26:45
We're counting it.
26:47
The nature moon oracle card.
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It comes with a quote.
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And it says, "In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks."
26:57
Oh.
26:58
Well.
26:59
Uh, hello.
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Yeah.
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I mean, here's the thing.
27:05
My reaction would have been, "I don't want to see it again."
27:10
But Clint has said already, he would like to see it again.
27:14
So I need a drawing of what this looks like.
27:17
Yes.
27:18
Can you draw it, Clint?
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It doesn't have to be a good drawing.
27:21
I just want like something to--
27:23
I mean, my god.
27:24
Because if we draw it, I don't know that it'll be a good drawing.
27:28
Judy gave us a stick figure.
27:30
Yeah, that's right.
27:31
Otherwise, I'm just going to have to feed this into like AI and be like, "A please show
27:37
me this."
27:39
You know what?
27:40
I'm not going to do that because I need to sleep.
27:43
Probably the blue eye freaks me out, though.
27:46
Yeah.
27:47
Okay.
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"The keywords are gifts, wonders, home.
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Return yourself back to nature.
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Unleash and detach from the electronic world to reconnect with the earth and her offerings."
28:00
For cryptid offerings?
28:02
Oh.
28:03
We were saying you were working too much.
28:05
I mean, you might not feel like it, but like that's kind of what we were saying in the beginning.
28:09
Like maybe you're working too much.
28:10
We're honestly all working too much.
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Seriously.
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Yeah.
28:15
Yeah.
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Make your senses and be in tune with the infinite layers of the universe.
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Ooh.
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That, like, it reminds me of the thing that cryptids are kind of like interdimensional beings.
28:28
Ooh.
28:29
And so maybe you're seeing like different layers of the universe, different dimensions.
28:33
I'm on board with that.
28:35
Maybe that's why it disappeared so fast because it was just like a glimpse.
28:39
Oh.
28:40
"Explore the endless wonders of this world."
28:43
The lunar and solar eclipses, shooting stars, the changing of the seasons, the transformation
28:50
of a butterfly shutting its cocoon, the air moving in and out of your lungs.
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Nice reminder to breathe.
28:59
The seas tides, the moon's phases, the food and healing herbs grown from the earth's soil.
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Retreat back to your childhood and reminisce about how awe-inspiring nature and great outdoors
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was to you back then.
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And what kind of reminds me of him and his son talking about like the Halloween decorations?
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Capture and harness all of this magic once again.
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Remember that you are one with mother nature.
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Let yourself marvel at all her wondrous gifts.
29:26
So maybe it's saying like, "Don't be scared of this thing."
29:29
Like, obviously you didn't seem scared of it.
29:31
So it seems like this card's kind of the right vibe.
29:34
I guess I just feel like, yeah, you didn't seem like you were scared of it.
29:40
And listen, I feel as though that does concern me because my visceral reaction was very much
29:48
fear.
29:49
Right.
29:50
I mean, I don't know how I would react in that situation because I wasn't there, but I
29:55
feel like I probably would be more curious too because that's just like how I am.
30:00
But you know, I could be, I could like, terrify Pima of Hanson right away.
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We don't know.
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That's what I'm picturing.
30:07
Mm-hmm.
30:08
Okay.
30:09
Feel the earth's heartbeat, tune into the ebb and flow of her energy, synchronize yourself
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with mother nature's rhythms.
30:17
You know what this reminds me of too?
30:19
They had a deer running next to their car.
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So like, nature was like hanging out with them.
30:24
Yeah.
30:25
Very much like a natural world vibe to it.
30:29
Just very much like, I'm out in nature, y'all.
30:33
The encrypted and the sea in not deer.
30:36
Mm-hmm.
30:37
Mm-hmm.
30:38
And known cryptids and all kinds of potential, whatever.
30:43
How sp- I think that's so special though and you see something either an animal or maybe
30:50
something you don't even know what it is, maybe it's a cryptid or maybe not.
30:54
But if you just like make that eye contact with an animal, I just think that's so special
30:59
for whatever reason.
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I don't know.
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Okay.
31:02
I am going to, so here's the thing.
31:07
I said that I needed to sleep and that I wouldn't do this.
31:13
But I did.
31:15
So here we are and you have to sit in this with me because here is what AI says that
31:27
and I'm going to sit in this with you.
31:46
Ted Bundy had blue eyes, that eye, it's giving me Bundy vibes, okay.
31:54
No, never Bundy.
31:59
I like it smile.
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Yeah.
32:01
Okay, we have to send this to Clint.
32:03
Yeah.
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You can tell us if it's correct.
32:07
I feel like it's odd that it put the eye like kind of as if like the placement is such
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that if it were a human, it would be evenly spaced.
32:19
Like the spatial fluidity of it, it would have the other eye, you can see where that would
32:26
be.
32:27
But it does have more than one eye.
32:30
Well, I think he was saying he could only see the eye because it was in shadow.
32:34
So I was picturing the other eye, it was kind of in shadow, like, emo hair.
32:39
Oh.
32:40
Like kind of how it's showing in the picture.
32:42
But that's what I was envisioning, like emo bangs over the eye.
32:46
That's interesting.
32:49
An interesting thought.
32:51
Certainly.
32:52
It's an emo cryptid.
32:56
I feel like if there is such a thing as an emo cryptid, there is clearly some blame to be
33:05
laid at the feet of us as millennials.
33:10
And I for one just want to begin my apology tour for whatever this, this, this is, I, it's
33:22
like a train wreck.
33:23
I can't stop looking at it.
33:24
I want to see it in real life.
33:26
I'm going to close the tab because that is that is upsetting.
33:30
Well, I have one more surprise for you.
33:33
Oh, boy.
33:35
We have another story that was texted to me and it might be an ongoing saga.
33:42
So we might get updates.
33:44
Okay.
33:45
So my friend Michelle texted me.
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This is something that happened to my brother.
33:50
So they're staying in the camper at their parents house and had an experience.
33:54
Oh, boy.
33:55
This is the text that they sent their sister yesterday at 3 a.m.
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I jolted awake for no reason.
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In this morning, 3 a.m. again, in my sleep, I saw a face and they gently touched my face.
34:09
No.
34:10
And I woke up and was wide awake.
34:13
Oh, okay, 3 a.m.
34:16
I think it's witching and cool.
34:18
Some people think it's spooky and demonic.
34:21
Don't touch my face.
34:23
That's where it becomes spooky and demonic.
34:26
But it seems like gently, it was gentle.
34:30
So it seems to me more of like a guardian or like a spirit guide or ancestor.
34:37
All right.
34:38
So I think it's sweet.
34:40
You think it's spooky, but we have more information.
34:42
So when Michelle is texting me, she kind of like wanted my opinion, right?
34:47
Because you know, I'm spooky Cassie.
34:50
So everyone comes to me.
34:52
Experts.
34:53
Dad is.
34:54
The brother's name is Kyle and he has Lububus.
34:57
So they made me a hat for my Lububu.
34:59
You may not see him.
35:00
Yes.
35:01
And they made the the Christmas tree.
35:04
Yes.
35:05
Saying I sent to the Christmas tree Lububu outfit.
35:07
Hell yeah.
35:08
My response is it's the Lububus.
35:12
Ridiculous.
35:13
But now I was like, no, I'm just kidding, but seriously, because we, if you listen to our
35:17
episode about Lububus, we think that they're not demonic and they're just fine.
35:21
No.
35:22
But I said, no, seriously, though, that sounds like something paranormal to me, obviously.
35:28
And I kind of said what I just had said, I don't think it's necessarily maybe a ghost, but like,
35:33
I was curious if they felt scared.
35:36
Yeah.
35:37
Because the gentle touch thing to me just sounds nice.
35:40
It doesn't sound scary.
35:43
Michelle asked her brother and they said they didn't feel scared.
35:47
Michelle got chills when they told her the story.
35:50
Yeah.
35:51
That's the appropriate response.
35:53
Like, I'm not scared.
35:54
I didn't mean scared, but like chill.
35:56
Chill.
35:57
Yeah.
35:58
Settling me.
35:59
Yeah.
36:00
Like too scary.
36:01
I don't know.
36:02
Like the heaves are jeeped.
36:03
The heaves were jeeped and the hackles are up.
36:05
They said they didn't feel scared or anything, but I definitely am going to need updates because
36:09
I want to know.
36:10
This is a continuing, I think it's like a protecting thing.
36:14
Okay.
36:15
Three a.m. is so interesting though.
36:17
Like, I think it's witchy.
36:19
I mean, that part.
36:21
And cool.
36:22
Potentially.
36:23
Yeah.
36:24
I just don't touch my face.
36:27
I've woken up at 3 a.m. before right?
36:29
Or was it 333?
36:30
It was 333 on my 33rd birthday.
36:34
Yeah.
36:35
Yeah.
36:36
I think that's so cool.
36:37
I mean, not the dream you had, but no, it was kind of a bummer.
36:39
Yeah.
36:40
That was not a good vibe.
36:42
No.
36:43
I was like, I guess happy birthday to me.
36:47
Woo.
36:48
I'm like.
36:49
It kind of had a similar vibe to like, you know, because it's from the holiday movie.
36:57
You know, Merry Christmas.
36:58
You filled the animals like that.
37:00
That was kind of, it was giving that.
37:02
That's the energy it was serving.
37:04
Yeah.
37:05
I could see that.
37:06
I think we should pull a card for Kyle.
37:09
Okay.
37:10
I'm feeling like I want to see what comes up, you know, like maybe it'll answer some questions.
37:14
Let's do it.
37:15
Or maybe it's just something in general that they need to know right now.
37:18
You know, you need Kyle energy.
37:21
Big Kyle energy.
37:22
Oh, we got fairy tale.
37:31
Maybe it's a fairy.
37:32
What if it's a fairy?
37:36
One of the things.
37:37
I love that.
37:38
Okay.
37:39
I'll get the interpretation.
37:41
This card has a witch on it and the moon's like purpley, purpley flowers in the forest.
37:48
It doesn't necessarily look like nighttime, but you know, the moon's out.
37:52
It's like at the moon glow, you know, that honestly looks like like more early morning vibe.
37:58
You know, like three a.
38:01
Bap, bap, bap, bap.
38:05
Love it.
38:06
I didn't even like think of a fairy.
38:07
That's kind of crazy.
38:09
It also goes with the libyoo boo boo, I feel like.
38:12
I think so.
38:13
I can't believe you didn't think of a fairy.
38:15
I know.
38:16
I mean, I don't know.
38:17
I don't think of a fairy when they said like the hand, hutch the face.
38:21
I don't know.
38:22
Was it like a little hand or I guess fairies could have normal size hands.
38:26
They could.
38:27
Yeah.
38:28
Tiny little bodies and huge hands.
38:30
Ooh, this is interesting.
38:32
Dreams come true without that possibility nature would not inside us to have them.
38:39
I like that.
38:40
So this was like a dream that they had.
38:44
Yeah.
38:45
So what's it like?
38:46
What?
38:47
Who's going to come touch your face, Kyle?
38:48
Ooh.
38:49
That's interesting.
38:52
Okay.
38:53
Yeah.
38:54
The keywords are sparkle dream fly.
38:57
Can it sounds like a fairy?
39:00
Create and live your own fairy tale by following your dreams.
39:04
Flip down into the rabbit hole of enchantment and wonder.
39:08
Imagine something so grand that it makes you bubble over with lethal excitement.
39:13
Dream the impossible and draw joy into your life.
39:16
But the goodness and light hearted energy fill your heart with awe inspired visions.
39:21
Live in that moment for a spell as you soak in the glory.
39:26
Become lost in the stardust and moon glow as it whirls around you.
39:30
The imagery is just so pretty.
39:32
It is.
39:33
It's like so dreamy.
39:35
Be the author of your own story.
39:38
Make each moment an experience unforgettable.
39:41
Write the pages and chapters in which your soul deserves to have a happily ever after.
39:46
Oh.
39:47
I love that.
39:48
See, I think this total vibes of like what I was getting from like everything's going to
39:54
be okay.
39:55
Like hand.
39:56
I like it.
39:57
And it could be just like a metaphorical hand touch of your face.
40:01
It just has to be an actual hand.
40:03
Yeah.
40:04
We prefer that it wasn't.
40:05
But I think that's just like gentle and sweet and like and everything's going to be
40:10
okay type of vibe.
40:12
I mean, I'm hoping so.
40:14
The intention says look for glitter sparkle and shimmering moon dust create your own magical
40:20
once upon a time story.
40:23
I love that.
40:26
I love that it was talking about dreams so much to like hello.
40:29
I know.
40:30
That's totally fit.
40:33
It really did.
40:34
Well, that's all the surprises I have for you.
40:37
Excellent.
40:38
No more scary spooky stories this time.
40:42
Unless you guys send them in.
40:44
I was spooky.
40:45
La Pueblo stories.
40:46
Come on, y'all.
40:48
Or Krampus.
40:50
You know, I just watched the movie Krampus the other day.
40:53
Did you?
40:54
Yeah, it was weird.
40:55
It's good.
40:56
Yeah.
40:57
It's okay.
40:58
It's something.
40:59
Okay.
41:00
You know what?
41:01
I wanted more Krampus.
41:02
Oh.
41:03
It didn't have enough.
41:05
It's very Krampus light.
41:07
Yeah.
41:08
Which is.
41:09
I liked the movie overall.
41:10
It was enjoyable.
41:11
Yeah.
41:12
You know, kind of a funny scary movie.
41:14
I get that.
41:15
But yeah, I needed more Krampus.
41:16
I need more tongue, you know.
41:18
Yeah.
41:19
Creepy tongue.
41:21
No, thank you.
41:23
Well, should we get out of here?
41:26
Say goodbye for this week.
41:28
Let's do that thing.
41:30
Have a creepy ass day.
41:33
We'll see you next Thursday.
41:34
Next Thursday?
41:35
Thursday.
41:36
Thursday.
41:37
Yeah.
41:38
I remember.
41:39
I give myself the egg, you know, I get that.
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