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Annie Lederman - Ep 586 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Don't trying to ride.
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  Speaker 2: No talk about.
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  Speaker 3: Knut thinking what.
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  Speaker 1: Do no? No, no?
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Food podcast? Man? What's up everybody? We got marching Rizzo.
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  Speaker 1: We got Annie right here, letter man. We have a
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  Speaker 1: new design of the of the podcast, of the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You guys been asking, man, we're also wondering, now, man,
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  Speaker 1: what happened?
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  Speaker 4: We're looking for him, Dude.
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  Speaker 1: We are wondering. But if you're wondering, this guy will
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  Speaker 1: be July thirty. Man, go ask him. July thirty. He's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be at the our comedy club. That's right here
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  Speaker 1: it is. You know, show your support, you say, man,
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  Speaker 1: where the hell is he? Why hasn't it been around? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go to support by going to the show July thirty.
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  Speaker 1: It's a belt of our comedy club. Rodrigo Torres. The
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  Speaker 1: Missing Tour, The Missing Tour as I always thought that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when kids are missing, that they will put
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  Speaker 1: white kids on a on a box of milk and
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  Speaker 1: then you're you're like eating your cereal. Fuck little Tom
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  Speaker 1: we got kidnapped out of his porch, and iowa, yes
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  Speaker 1: what I was thinking, Yes, yes, go to the point
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  Speaker 1: they stop doing it. They stop doing it. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking now, not that many people drink milk, right, because
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  Speaker 1: people are healthier now. So I'm thinking that, say we
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  Speaker 1: have more poor people in America, we'll bring back the
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  Speaker 1: missing kids, but put them on the top ramen bag.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, more people eat more top you feel like blonds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then maybe it could be like your.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, my flavor, Bro. So you open up the barbecue one,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, Latitia's missing.
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  Speaker 2: On on ramen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then you open a macaroni and cheese box
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  Speaker 1: and you go, oh man, Trevor Owen is missing bro
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  Speaker 1: out of Dated Ohio last scene wearing cowboy boots and dive.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good that's actually good, dude.
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  Speaker 1: And then Armenians, Bro. Armenia would have to share the
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  Speaker 1: same bottle with Latino immigrants, Bro, because they love drinking
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  Speaker 1: that shitty little yogurt juice. You're cool, You're cool. You're cool,
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  Speaker 1: You're cool. Have you seen ben Rovian Alesravian? He was
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  Speaker 1: lasted in Toilarry Bro that one. Bromenians and Latin Americans
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  Speaker 1: love that. I don't even know what that is, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's a probiotic.
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  Speaker 1: But it's all the kids drinking, all the little kids,
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  Speaker 1: because they're like they're hungry.
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  Speaker 2: Are they having like the when they get the rash
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  Speaker 2: over the you know when kids. By the way, you
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  Speaker 2: spoke a band like a kid drinks. I got the
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  Speaker 2: home like you put it. It's like over your yeah
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  Speaker 2: weapons ship.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are like, I just put it right here.
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  Speaker 1: So people.
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  Speaker 4: Like they go, oh man saddle small wee. So I
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  Speaker 4: don't really know how the I.
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  Speaker 2: Know you have the look though, the ideas pretty high.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like you try right now, you look you
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  Speaker 1: look like you're trying to like hook up with Rachel
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  Speaker 1: Wilson with that outfit.
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  Speaker 4: Oh this is this is this is this doesn't matter
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  Speaker 4: because Flannel your tale Edgar Edgardo. But Matt is already Mexican,
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  Speaker 4: right is he? Yeah he's half.
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  Speaker 1: You'll take it off now, bro, is he? Jesus bro, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Mexican right to be one?
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  Speaker 4: T Mat? Yeah yeah, right, yeah, yeah it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know. I walked up and we got a
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  Speaker 1: right here. Her her dad passed away a month ago
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  Speaker 1: and a month and a half ago about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's February, but it feels like February should be over
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  Speaker 2: it already.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it happened like a month ago. It's just
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  Speaker 1: time flies thought it happened a month ago.
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  Speaker 2: Oh ah, we smoke weed. It slows time down.
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  Speaker 1: My rabbit passed away last week.
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  Speaker 2: You probably feel the same.
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  Speaker 1: We waiting for the ashes too. Oh yeah, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: different when you lose the animal. Because you lose the animal,
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  Speaker 1: it's different. I come the animal. I know. I cried
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  Speaker 1: more from my rabbit than I did with my parents.
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  Speaker 4: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Really, and people ask me, I'll come because my parents.
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  Speaker 1: My rabbit never looked through the eyes and said quit comedy.
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  Speaker 2: That's hardcore, ye, talking about my mom's here.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome you and your dad really alone?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're best friends, best friends, we love
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  Speaker 2: each other.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I will see them, bro, And I'd be like, fuck, damn, bro,
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  Speaker 1: all happy, You're jealous. Dads to me like, I forget it,
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  Speaker 1: old man, all happy with a daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Cracking up every day.
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  Speaker 4: I were laughing like, oh that's sweet man, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 4: about that.
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  Speaker 2: Always tell me how proud he wasn't me being funny.
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  Speaker 1: My dad didn't even say that we're proud in his life, Bros.
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  Speaker 1: That proud boys right, not even know he didn't even
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  Speaker 1: know how to stay in English or Spanish.
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  Speaker 4: Spanish exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that word is too long for my father.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get that picture showed the last picture, Go
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  Speaker 2: to the last scroll, because look at this. Look do
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  Speaker 2: you see this is me performing? You see the faces
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  Speaker 2: of everyone in the audience. Did you see everyone else
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  Speaker 2: in the audience not laughing? My dad cracking out?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: When I saw her father, I thought old ship the
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  Speaker 1: man that actor from Dinner with Andre passed away showed
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  Speaker 1: Dinner with Andre.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 4: My my parents have never been to a comedy show.
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  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, that could be a blessing to my mom's
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  Speaker 2: here now, but she was definitely kicked out. You thought
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  Speaker 2: it was him?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, that's actor from a clueless Yeah, he's a
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  Speaker 4: voice of Have.
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  Speaker 2: You watched Clues recently?
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  Speaker 4: Not in like a couple?
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  Speaker 1: It is so good.
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  Speaker 4: It's still good.
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  Speaker 1: So they watched that movie recently.
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  Speaker 4: It's a movie, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did watch it.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good.
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  Speaker 1: It's really good, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I used to watch the TV show Clueless.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Like I was like, it's because iould try.
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  Speaker 4: Like none of my friends watched it, because I was
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  Speaker 4: like the only boy that I guys watched it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah them girls probably right. It was a yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: panty dropper.
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  Speaker 4: It was It was a good show. The show is
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  Speaker 4: fucking great, dude. They just couldn't afford out. What's her name,
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  Speaker 4: Alicia Silverstone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they have this other girl, but I've seen
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  Speaker 2: she's still working that girl. Yeah, but they had now
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  Speaker 2: So you think my dad looks like that munchkin guy.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like a turtle.
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  Speaker 1: Before.
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  Speaker 2: Now he looks like this.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's your Oh those are the ashes.
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  Speaker 2: It's a daddle.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been close to you.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to hold them? Yeah, Philippe, I don't
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  Speaker 2: put him sprinkle them over your you know weird.
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  Speaker 1: It was hiavy.
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  Speaker 4: He was chubby, but but that's not that's not all.
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  Speaker 4: You can't open it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Bones I know, but because you hear the shaking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I always thought that my joke about how
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be I don't want to be buried.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be cremated. And I want people to
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  Speaker 1: take my ashes and put him in their bond, mix
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  Speaker 1: it with their coke. I want to see people tell
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  Speaker 1: stories like bro snorting for lipa last night with my goat.
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  Speaker 1: My nose started bleeding. I'm about to get a bone,
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  Speaker 1: put me in my rock car. Dog, I give in
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  Speaker 1: to the sound machine.
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  Speaker 4: You can be part of the band forever, dude, you'll
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  Speaker 4: get music credit or a tree. I want to be
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  Speaker 4: turned into a sex robot, like you know, you know
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  Speaker 4: I robo cop when they got to save his body. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I don't like, Yeah, you know the movie, like they
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  Speaker 4: kill him and then they would be like, we got
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  Speaker 4: we gotta save this guy. Determin into a sex robot,
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to don't my brother then, but you
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  Speaker 2: won't feel it. But I just want to know that
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  Speaker 2: you want to be giving pleasure.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I want to, like you know, you know how
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  Speaker 4: people don'tate their bodies to like a museum. I want
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  Speaker 4: to be donated to like a sex museum.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be cool. I would you ever be donated to
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  Speaker 2: be like cut in half and everyone looks inside your body?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I would do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like I'm never off stage.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be alive somehow, like just my brain
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  Speaker 1: somewhere in another body, but it's still me thinking even
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  Speaker 1: though I'm in another body.
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  Speaker 2: What would your body be?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever they put me in, I don't want to probably
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have a choice in Armenia. Anybody brought a black
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  Speaker 1: person or robot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd be cool, dude. I want to I want
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  Speaker 4: to come back as the imagine.
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  Speaker 6: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: They put me in a robot raid and you thought
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  Speaker 1: you were going to be cool in your service. What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing mopping all day? Dude, pretending to be
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  Speaker 1: a robot?
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  Speaker 4: Because the new robots that are coming that are out
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  Speaker 4: now that they fight each other. Now have you seen
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  Speaker 4: the UFC robot fighting? It is so advanced now, it's
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  Speaker 4: crazy that the Chinese.
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  Speaker 2: Have robot fighting.
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  Speaker 4: I saw the robots. This is real, Like, this is
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  Speaker 4: not fucking fake. It's like it's on the news and everything.
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  Speaker 4: What these robots right here? This is like happening in
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  Speaker 4: China and that's actually very Look at how they get up,
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  Speaker 4: like people paid to go see the ship.
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  Speaker 1: How long do these guys just jump out of the ring?
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  Speaker 2: And I know that is actually crazy that we are
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  Speaker 2: watching them train murder.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa, We're five years away from fucking terminator. Bro, They're
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  Speaker 4: gonna be fucking all of our grows.
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  Speaker 1: This kind of competition upgrades every so they rather make
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  Speaker 1: these robots and their people.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, bro.
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  Speaker 3: The works Joint Performance Laying the groundward.
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  Speaker 2: But then how do you lose your robot?
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  Speaker 4: I think, uh, look, he's fucking people paying for this ship.
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  Speaker 4: You out there at home that's five to ten years away,
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  Speaker 4: but right now, look at sex robots understand and interact. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I won't to be one of these guys, but like
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  Speaker 4: turn into I want to.
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  Speaker 2: You want to be a beautiful woman, a beautiful corean.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine you might have sex doll, the one that I'm
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  Speaker 1: supposed to also love you, but like you haven't keep
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  Speaker 1: it up to date. You don't have enough batteries to
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  Speaker 1: keep her up to date, and so little by little
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  Speaker 1: she's to like a real woman, you know, like you
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  Speaker 1: tied her. Yeah, but I had a great set last night,
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  Speaker 1: but since she started running out of battery, instead of
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  Speaker 1: showing glee and happiness, she just goes.
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  Speaker 2: This ship again.
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  Speaker 4: Or maybe it gets like that when you don't when
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  Speaker 4: you have the free trial, you know, like you gotta
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  Speaker 4: pay for them to be Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think it's sad dude that though, do they have sex
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  Speaker 1: with like they need a robot doll to have sex.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. Like this
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  Speaker 1: guy he made he bought a real human doll, like
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  Speaker 1: a right size doll, and he takes her on dates
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  Speaker 1: and then they have sex. I would have that. I
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  Speaker 1: saw in a show Ray Romano Railroano. He has a
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  Speaker 1: a wife that's.
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  Speaker 2: A doll and was playing that.
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  Speaker 1: It's a recent movie that came out of the show
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  Speaker 1: show And then he goes and his daughter got in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: His daughter got in trouble and I had to go
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  Speaker 1: pick her up. And he goes that show and it
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  Speaker 1: go Made for Love and then he goes. He goes,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe me. You dragged You dragged me. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm haling out here and I'm that sex doll. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: She's in the mad she's in the back and she's
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  Speaker 1: wearing a hoodie.
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  Speaker 4: She like this, Would you get a sex robot boyfriend?
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  Speaker 2: Would I get a sex robot boyfriend?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so, Well, what does it do?
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  Speaker 4: It has sex with you, but it does other They
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  Speaker 4: clean too, They clean, they fixed stuff. You know, they
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  Speaker 4: can probably carry you to upstairs.
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  Speaker 2: That's nice. I feel like that's basically what my fancy is.
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  Speaker 4: But they but they don't stop there all day on,
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  Speaker 4: you know, they just do it all day. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: mean I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I like a little human connection. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Okay, call me crazy, little hard but if
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  Speaker 2: someone like gave me a free one, yeah yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like I used to always as a joke, I would
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  Speaker 2: get my guy friends like a pocket pussy. I get
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  Speaker 2: but because I know it's a good gift, because they're like,
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  Speaker 2: and then they're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, are those things pocket pussy?
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  Speaker 4: Like they've been around forever. It's almost like this, right,
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  Speaker 4: flesh light a flesh light didn't like spot I got
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  Speaker 4: a sponsor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like he was like part of the
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  Speaker 2: flesh light world.
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  Speaker 4: I've never used.
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  Speaker 1: Is it that the little things to put change in?
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  Speaker 4: No, it looks it looks like a like a flashlight.
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  Speaker 1: Can ill those towels over there, police like a whole water.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was doing it.
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  Speaker 4: I had the tussy called tussies, the tow pussies. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: that's what they called. Is that what you thought he
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  Speaker 4: was gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: A tussy? Okay? And then you just folded and then
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  Speaker 2: but don't you get penis burn know?
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  Speaker 4: So what you do is you get it. I've never
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  Speaker 4: done this, i' I mean, but you you get a
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  Speaker 4: you get a glove. You get a glove, and then
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  Speaker 4: you put it over and then uh you put like
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  Speaker 4: loub in there. Okay, can you look up with toss ramel?
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  Speaker 4: I think you can show it to. It's just a towel.
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  Speaker 4: Oh towel to. I love making toe. Oh there you
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  Speaker 4: go see like that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this woman making it, she's a legend.
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  Speaker 4: I'll sell these fucking oh god, they.
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  Speaker 2: Make different kinds ones. It look more like bottle holes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like this.
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  Speaker 2: Did you always have like someone that they rumored was
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: rumored to have had sex with a melon. In school,
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  Speaker 2: we had one of those. But I feel like every school.
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  Speaker 4: Has like urban legends. We had a organ legend that
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: one of our pe coaches was a porn star back
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  Speaker 4: in like in the eighties and stuff, and like he
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  Speaker 4: looked like pretty good, Like he looked like in shape
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: for being older guy. Yeah, mister Deane's house's name. I'm
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: not sure porn stars should be able to become teachers,
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  Speaker 4: Like maybe, like sex said, we could show you here
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  Speaker 4: on my cock. They got experience.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Should porn start be allowed to sell real estate after
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: their career is over?
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  Speaker 4: I think they do, right, They some of them do, right,
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  Speaker 4: they sold real estate their whole lives.
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  Speaker 2: If you really think about.
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  Speaker 1: It, imagine with your wife and you're there like three
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  Speaker 1: bedroom home, and and then they started telling the showing
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  Speaker 1: you the house, and then you're having a flashback up.
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  Speaker 1: I seen I've seen this movie I made right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it's like houses that they used for porn.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this. How wait wait a minute, I
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  Speaker 1: know there's been You're in the old Sexy broy the house.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's bedroom right here.
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  Speaker 2: I always want a house like the house in and
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  Speaker 2: Boogie Nights So bad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, like a you know.
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  Speaker 2: A Hills house. It's like got one of it's like
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  Speaker 2: mid century. It's one floor, like.
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  Speaker 4: Those kind of houses, like the shaggy carpets and half dens.
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  Speaker 4: They all had dens, wooden dens too, like that.
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  Speaker 2: And then like stepped down you step, I don't remember
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  Speaker 2: what it's called, like step.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a pool but inside the living room. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, what what was that for? Like rest?
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  Speaker 2: But then you realize they're actually old, nasty, smell weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When you're like I would love like an old house,
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  Speaker 2: and then you're like oh, We're gonna have to redo
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  Speaker 2: the whole.
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  Speaker 4: Thing because it's like old cigarettes smell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crusty.
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  Speaker 4: I remember years ago, like ten years ago, I was
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  Speaker 4: doing uh doing it was called Postmates, and I dropped
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: off at the at the Beverly Hotel, the one right
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  Speaker 4: here in Beverly Hills, and it just smelled like old
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  Speaker 4: school cigarettes, like from like years, like decades and decads.
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  Speaker 4: You was like it being imprinted in the carpet.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, I want to dissect how you told
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: the story. You said back in the day, did the
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: single Postmates, which means I should probably do Postmates again
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: because you don't know that there is Postmates because you
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: need to make more money so you can order Postmates.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: And then the other thing. The thing is, you're like
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: you You could have just been like I was at
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: the Beverly Hills Hotel.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: I could have said that, yeah, I need you.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Added to tell the truth. And I like that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I do like that.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I was just delivering. It wasn't like I was invited.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: I've been there before, but it smells like that right
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: old school, right, Yeah, we're at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Stayed there, No, never have you that lives. Never heard
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I have really good fries there. Supposedly we should.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Go there sometimes Tim Dillan will take me there something
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: no one I will say never Remember the movie I
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: was watching and that guy will say no, never, never, never, No.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: It was a white woman in a Mexican movie and
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: she was telling the Mexican lead act to us. She
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: never wants to see him again, and she will say never, never, never,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: never want to see you again, never never. And then
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: his his best friend, he got someone in Spanish? What
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: did you say? And then they okay, okay, okay, they
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: But yeah, but he wants to buy you ice cream,
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: ice cream, ice cream.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Because never never something. So the guy's transition was all bad.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: He goes because never means ice cream, never means never
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: to you again.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: What's never in Spanish? That is never? Definitely I wasn't confident.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: The translator doesn't speak English, so he goes near by,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: So he goes never never coming on, Oh, she's she's
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: saying that she's never gonna buy you ice cream ice cream.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Someone's commenting on my look. This is my look is
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: called Puerto Rican for the weekend that is there, Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: and I'm feeling this look. I've been wearing it for
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: like a week now.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I thought I was I'm gonna I thought it was
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: the I'm gonna take my shoes off in the plane
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: next to you look.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Really Yeah, that's what you get from this girl.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because there was a woman who looked at with
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: those glasses. She sat down next to me and she
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: took her shoes off, and she was for or eleven
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: maybe if I was.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Dangling.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, she had boots. She took her socks off, and
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: she went with her sock so wiping her forehead. The
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: black guy behind me and said, god, damn, God, damn
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: it took socks off.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Was he grossed out?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Or growth the funk out?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Because a foot fetish guy would be like, that's me.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Right next to her, waiting for that foot in my mouth.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a foot fetish guy. I think
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I am skin fetish. Any any kind of skin bro
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: show it off you want me.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Do you have an arm pit thing?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: No, because people have.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: But I don't mind. If you have hair, just hide it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: You know what I like?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: You want hair like you just like epidermis in generally.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: We have long hair. Man, there's there's these.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I want guys that are under this this role.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm there, I crack in my in my back fat.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: What's the term of vacation your family went? Now when
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you were little fool.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Some vacation, Uh, West Covina. That was pretty far from like.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: They took us in and out.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: We went to Mexico a couple of times. Arizona was
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: fun because you have found me out there and we're
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: in Arizona. Phoenix, no, Phoenix. And then there's other city
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: called Anthem, like a New York city.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I love their in Shane, they're in church you go to.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I went to West School. I pointed West Covina area.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: My an, my aunt was one with the nice house
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: out there. That's where we all went to the park
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: and you we did.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Used to go to Phoenix too. I loved Phoenix because
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: my aunt and uncle lived there and I would and
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: my cousin and we would get so bad with my cousin.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: We're so bad. We were just like knocking over like
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: all the sand and ash trays, you know what I mean.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: We were just causing a ruckus together. This was fun.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: But then we would go to Cape May, New Jersey, okay,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: which is like a little thing. Where else did we go, Mama?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Basically, you guys took road trips from from I'm.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: From Philly, okay, so we would fly into Phoenix. Oh yeah,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: well poop my mommy's here. I gotta tell some family stories.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: So I shipped my pants and we were on the
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: plane and I got my free I got my free,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: my free little seven up. You know, you're a kid,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: like they give you free soda and you're like, this
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: is my heaven. So my dad took my free and
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I thought nobody was gonna notice. So I just kicked
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: the turd out of my It was like a round
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: turd out of my pants, and my dad saw it.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: It was it was a hard yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, so they're really I don't think they
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: really stink then, right.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't know, I don't It probably had
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: like a bit of a what but yeah. So then
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: my dad put it in the drink, and I was
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: pissed because he took myself and to the stewardess and
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: he said, this is exactly what you think it is,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: and he handed her a piece of ship.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I looked just like that was a busy, busy.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: I was just a little kid that, you know, trying
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: to get away with it. I would like definitely take
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: a ship in the pool, like I was definitely that kid,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: and they were like, who did it? My mom would like,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: just tell me it was you. I like, it wasn't me.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: See I peedim pool. I sell pem pools. But I
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: never sh inside a pool.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I shame lied. I wasn't much of a liar as
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: a kid, but I would shame. I would ship in
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: the pool shame.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Line if I had to, what's shame life, I just
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: made it up.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Like you were like shameing, Like I would only lie
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: like out of shame. It wouldn't be like I never
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: lied to like get anything. It was just like the
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: sheer shame of being the like there's a floater right
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: next to him. People just say it to you. I'm like,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not, well not.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: One of the earliest memories I have as a kid
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: was I remember I took a ship in my pants
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: and I was like, because it was like jogger pants,
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: but it was like sweats and I could just show
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: the ship around my pants because it was the joggers,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: you know, and I could just your pants.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: I must have been like four, bro, and just like
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: it could could have follow my pants because the joggers
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: were tight at the bottom. So it was just rolling.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know, because you do. You got
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: to and I had to kick my turn out. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: was like, I thought, it roll all the way down
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: because you kind of have to pick your wedgie.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Two.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: You gotta have to fall out of the underwear.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I never sho my path to have like a turb bro.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: It's always like.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Someone said, I'm a compulsive liar. Do you want to
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: tell them truth?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I could never like, I never shooted at like a
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: turb bro. It was always like shorrhe like diarrhea. Where
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: the point to just run away from home and I
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: could always find you and just date school. Bro. Take
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: the embarrassment. Yeah, I don't know if I should it
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: in myself, but I no, I didn't share it myself
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: this time. You never I found mud. I auditioned school
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: and I got all muddy, and I said, oh, shut
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: my mouth, and I find out I did school because
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: there's no mud anywhere. Yeah. So my friend and I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: we went to the laundro mat panhandled, and now we
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: watched our closes the laundery mat. Bro, and I sat
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: on a lunder of mat with a newspaper over my underwear.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Damn, you know what I thought you were gonna say.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say you had to ship
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: into the mud to make it look like you shot yourself.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: That's a good cover up too, Bro.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: One time my dad was drunk and he was off
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: fucked up, like really fucking drunk dog and I got
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: talking and I was banging, Bro. He had no he
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: had no key, and he had to do the restroom.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And I didn't let that fool wear dog. No wonder.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: He was trying to hang out with.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: You and he was banging the door, Bro, And I
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: didn't let him in himself offside, no wonder.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: He never said he was brown. You made him ship
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: his pants and brought his homies outside.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I wanted a man dog like. He was too drunk.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I was tired of it. And then he kept banging.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the And I told everybody in
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the house. I was like, old enough, everybody, just shut
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: the fuck up and go back to sleep.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: It's a Mormon knocking bro. Damn, Bro, that's crazy, got boundaries.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Damn, come on that will get drunk and then he'll
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: try to make he'll wake me up. I try to
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: make him food, bro. As a kid, Yeah, you know
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: how to make food in the morning. Bro. Hell no,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I would just put a tortilla with a bunch of
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: cheese and they make it super hot so he could
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: burn his Yeah, man, I like I like that button.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Bro. So where your dad get drunk?
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: So he worked all week and then he would get
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: drunk on the weekends only or like that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Would get drunk on fri show, But he would if
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: it's paid dow on Friday. My dad probably wouldn't show
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: up tonight outloaded till Sunday.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: We won't see him til Sunday.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Whoa, And you think the only reason he wasn't drinking
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: during the week was was it to keep his job
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: or just because they're not money to keep his job? Yeah?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Because he had like a bunch of DUI's already here.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: He did time.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: How long did you have to do?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: But like a month? Two weeks?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Damn?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: He was a Middle Lomas and then county jail and
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: then waistside for d u I s bro. Wow, I'm
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: surprised I didn't report that, fool. Back then, it was chicken.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The immigration law were lenient because he has heaster ended
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: up being a US citizen.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: It was zipper back then nowadays, like they're fucking picking up.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: For when when when Before? When her mother, when her
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: mother was young, d uys was like something like people,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: just hey, man, your husband's over here drunk, or I'm
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: gonna go pick him up, pick them up. Then it
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: became your so, your husband over here drunk, We told
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: his car so down, Then you have to pick up
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the car too, blah blah blah. Then it became your
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: father locked up, he's not gonna come out. He has
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: to go to defensive driving school. He has to spend time.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: So they started realizing maybe we can make money off
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: these duys now, so they started like, okay, now he
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: has to go to the defensive driving school, so you
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: got to pay for the school. Now you've got to
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: be spend time in jail and they have to bail
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: you out. So now they're making bail money now and
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: then you keep But see what happened. The reason is
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: long got like that because my generation started killing people
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: on the way home bro drunk driving, and then.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: They started dying.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: If people started dying bro Like, okay, more, they started
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: putting two cars that hit each other in front of
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: your school. Don't drink and drive during no way.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: I've seen those. I've seen those cars and abou police
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: stations where they have like a funked up car and
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: and it says this is caused by trunk.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Travel in front of Sure High School when you were
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: When I was leaving Wild Coyote, the comedy show, I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: would have to go down the hill and I past
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: that high school. I would look to the right and
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: there was these two total cars. Yeah, these cars were
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the people that own these cars. I thought they lived
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: quite cannon. They passed out I want.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I thought it was like the Monster wasn't called the
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: derby those two cars.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah the did you you ever got the U? I? No, no,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you no no?
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: And everything I used to.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Get in trouble, I would I. I would get in
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: trouble in New Mexico a lot. I was friends with
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: the cops. Okay, follow me home. They'd be like, all right,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: we're going to follow you home.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Wow behind me.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't come in. It sounded like they came in after.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I was so paranoid. The cops were following me home.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I never got d uy, but the people like riding
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: with me, they got the US.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah I never yeah, like I
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: don't all these years.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I mean I crashed my scooter drunk, got drunk, yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: and fucked myself up and had but I had. I
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: found it on the side of the Bird scooters.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: No, it was a razor that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Was long before that. No, it was like a yamahazuma,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: like a motor scooter, like a OKL. And then we
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: went and found it. And then I was talking to
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: my friend was a cop. I was all fucked up,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: all of my face in my chest. Yeah, really bad.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: And then my the cop that I was friends with,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: was like, You're so lucky we didn't find you because
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: you would have gotten a aggravated do you I, which
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: would have been I would have gotten charge of hurting myself.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: So what that means?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: And I think I took out like a speed pole
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: to So because it's.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: A d U I on a scooter, does that count
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: towards Also, you can't drive a car.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Or it would have been the same as driving.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: I think you would you be able to drive scooters
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: still probably not.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Can you get it. Do you want in a bicycle
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: and yeah, you could right skateboard?
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: I think again, a do you wind anything besides your feet?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Exact.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: But who will get the duy.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: They got carrying you?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: But that guy's Jesus. Yeah, I grew up with money, bitch.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Fucking red, dude, I'm fucking red.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: You grow rich.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Look at my dad's earn. That's how rich I am. No,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: we were, We were like upper middle class. That we
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: did all right. I hung out with white trash, though
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I sure did find my way.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: That's something, brother, that only exists in America. White trash,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: white trash hanging around with rich with rich trash or yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: for real, like the class is really mixing, Like poor
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: people hanging out with middle class people and the middle
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: class people hanging around with filthy rich people. That only
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: happens in America. In Mexico, Like, you can't be fucking
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: poor and trying to hang out with us who eat sodas.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: You can't bro like there is no such thing even
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: in the Philippines that they you can't be like fucking
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: eating at jolo, be hanging out with a guy that
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: eats the dolo b trash peg god, bro whatever it's
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: called pack peg, pack pig, pick pick right a pick peg,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: oh my god.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: In the Philippines and.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: B leftovers pick pig for any any letterman.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: So in the in the Philippines, it's very class. It's
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: like the classes are so separated. So there's like the
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: people that can afford food.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: So there's KFC over there, and there's there's Jolo be
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: and Donald after Caves over there throw their trash away.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: These people go over there and they grab it and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: they recook it in a salad for like two dollars.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: But the way they so the leftover chicken wings, it's
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: left over.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: And they refried so many times. They clean it and
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: wash it and and some people actually eat gold and
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: try it just to see if they can.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you go to a dispensary
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and you you're buying shake and you want any put
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: any nugs in there. And these people the same thing
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: with the leftover chicken wings. They go, oh man, last
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: week they brought some chicken wings with two bites in it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: So these people, I saw the documentaries.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so these people bank it's in the class. In
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the United States, like these people who eat this will.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Never will not exist here.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: The people, we will never be people and will never
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: be hanging out with trader trash people and so and
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: so because the class.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, like in Mexico, like the rich people they
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: don't Yeah, you're right, they don't. They don't go to
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: like a street taco stand. They'll go they'll go to
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: like a Michelin Saar restaurant in Mexico.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: You know, I didn't notice that, man too. I saw
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the street people in Mexico, they were they had street food.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: And then when I talk to the other Mexican guy
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: who goes at this, yeah, so it goes, I don't
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: eat that ship over there, because I was asking about
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: what those fucking those big old cups with all that
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: sour cream and all that cheese, all that cord. Because
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: those people are there, man, they never seen a lobster bro.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Damn ye.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Lobsters used to be what they fed prisoners because they're bro.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, during the American Revolution, brother, like during
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: the British had a navy ship for prisoners, the black,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the Black prison and they will feeding lobster bro.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: And then and then when the people start realizing, holy shit,
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: it's just so delicious.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: When black people started putting seasoning and everything, bro, they realized,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, these white people are eating lobster with
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: no seasoning. You saw a little started pepper. You can
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: start it for ten dollars, fourteen dollars.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I want lobster. We gotta figure that out.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know where we're gonna. I got you, man,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: wake up tomorrow morning early and drive to Mexico. Drive
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to Portuebo. It'll take you from here four hours. And
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you got lobster for fucking nineteen ninety nine with homemade
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: flower to tias re fried beans and rice. And you
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: can buy fireworks across the street.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Basically the port Well Loster. Yeah, it's by ros A
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Rito and uh it's like a nice fucking the guy.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Harlem Williams podcast. This sounds more fun, Sorry, Harland.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: There you go. Also, it's closed there look at that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's by the one by the Ocean.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: I want has a nice I.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Would go to just Red Lobster. At this point, I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: would go lobs.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: There's a place that's closed called Hot Wool, and I'm
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: China Tug and they have a twenty nine ninety nine
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: lobster noodle special.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: That's good. I don't need the noodles.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Save hold the noodle you get it was rice. All
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I want is lobster show the hot wool. Have a
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: lobster crab legs.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I love like a snow crab, like I love going
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: to the Cajun places.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the seafood boil. I don't know you can. You
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: can get a whole lobster there too. It's price.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: There is boom there it is. That's delicious, crabby crab Thanksgiving.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: You could buy a whole pig there.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Is it alive like a pet?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: They're allowing they're alive. Two blocks down.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: You can hear them going, did you take your first bite?
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: I was talking to my friend. He was saying that
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: he can't eat fish because he's like, Bro, the way
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: they serve you the fish, it's how it's alive, you know,
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: like the way it's shape, it's how it was when
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I was alive.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I can't eat that ship, bro, What is it like minced?
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, like at least like you know't beef. It's mince,
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: you know, like you can't see the way shape it was.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: You know? He wants fish sticks fish. I don't know
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: eating hallow panels. They scare me the way they look.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: But when you put them in all poppers, then I could. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: we got anti letteriment people. What voice over? What game
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: you do?
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Grand Theft Auto five?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Awesome?
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's so cool.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was sure and.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Grand Theft it was me and JB. Smooth have a
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: radio station called Chakra Attack.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: That's Jamie's mooth bro.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: You know how I got the gig. They heard me
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: on Opie and Anthony remember that show?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Do you ever do it?
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: No?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I never did? I did? I did? I did? I
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: did the guy show by himself? By himself?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: M yeah, yeah, no, no, no, Anthony Anthony we did
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: it like what was it called? What was his studio called.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Anthony Comier Radio right or something like that, and that
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Anthony Cumia when after they broke off and he gave
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: me a big fat sticker and I left her on
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: my iPad. I went the airport. What day Anthony Cumia?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Anthony Cumia, Hey man, I know that guy that show.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: You left your iPad here? You left your iPad here,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Anthony Kubia, And I said, what the fuck, that's me.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: They're reading out the sticker on my iPad, so whatever
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: there you Anthony Cumia. No, yeah, I just say, fuck ya.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I am bro that my bed right there. You were
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: ship at the airport now or ever?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, are you kidding me? I fucking
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I once? Oh god, what airport was? It was in Utah?
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, the fucking ye that airport that takes
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: so long to get everywhere. And I so I'm like,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I had Josh Potter with me. Who's blind. Do you
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: guys know Druck Potter. Okay, he's got like one eye
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: that's getting milk here by the day. And so we're
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: together and he's not like he's like asthma and ship.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: So we walk so far, we go through TSA, we
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: walk so far, We're like got it, like, you know,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: maybe twenty minutes before reboarding, I'm like, we'll get some food.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I picked my backpack up and it's so light. I'm like,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: my fucking computers not in this, God damn it. So
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: that I had a run all the way back, but
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: it was so far, and Josh is coming with me
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: and he's like, I have asthma. I'm like, Josh, I
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck what you have. Right now, I
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: gotta get this fucking computer. So then we go back
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: and we finally get there, and then I remembered what
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: happened and why I lost the computer. My dumb ass.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Someone recognized me and my ego was like, oh, yes,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: it's me taking pictures of them, and shit completely left
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: all my fucking shit because I was just so like
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: flattered my dumb ass ego.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: So somebody took it. Was there a password in it
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: or no?
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Nobody?
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: I got it back.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: It wasn't there when I went back, and I was
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: like freaking out, but it ended up. I called lost
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: and found in something. I found it. I've left it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I've had been on a plane about to fly off
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: where you should have put it in an airplane mode
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: and I didn't put an airplane mode yet. And I
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: answer a call like this, and it was the rental
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: car place being like, we have your entire book bag
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: with us, with my computer, all my shirt and it
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: just left it in the back seat. I leave shit
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: all over the I I lost iPads on the planet back.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Oh man, a few pictures of my ass on there.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: You lost your switch in the Southwest, And I was
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: talking to Armnoca Steel's daughter or Monoco Steel the comic.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: His daughter was a Southwest Burdbank, so she was trying
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: hard to find it, but the plane had left. I'm
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: pretty sure somebody that went, oh my god, I think
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: they can do it, O my son.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: And you're almost like that job is not the best job,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: so maybe just And.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: The thing about that is they don't let you back
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: in the plane once you get off, you know, or
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: eat deep plane, like even even even if you step
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: like a foot outside the plane you can.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: That is very annoying.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: That's the worst thing, my bro.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I was just in there under though, yeah, like because
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I've never been still, like I've gone past the door
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: back into the airport and then like I've never been
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: like one step off the actual airplane, Like I wonder
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: can you get back on that?
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Even then, I don't think they know, but you could
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: ask the stewards, because I.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Don't know.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: I think you're like hiding a plane or like go
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: for another flight. I don't know.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: My iPad bro on an Irish plane, man, and man,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: let me tell you, man, they mailed it back to me.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I'm from Ireland.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an Ireland plane. And I pulled out
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: these papers and I paid like seventy five bucks and
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: the mailed it to me. That's amazing, honesty. All the
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: other day I was erlingis shout out to al Mateerlings
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: kind of lingas, didn't you didn't somebody find my walletman
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: and give it to me.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Oh it was at the at the native of a casino. Remember,
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, somebody give you a walk back at
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: a casino.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I just went to at I just went to atmcause
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: so sweet, that's so touching.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I was doing the same thing you were doing.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I was meeting people, yeah, yeah, lobby, and I was
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: talking to them and I just checked in. I was saying, hello, hello, bro.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I left my food there, my food there.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I will give up my whole life to talk to
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Like my ie left everything. I can't have kids, I'll
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: leave them at the airport.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: So I walked away and and I was like eating.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: And then I came back like five hours later. This
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: guy give me a while, and I looked all the
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: money within there.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's crazy.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: He even take a ten out.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: You guys at a casino. You don't understand. I was
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: at a casino. It may as well be one million
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: dollars to a gambler people. They look at ten hours
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: like that could turn into a million dollars.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: They're fighting maybe maybe, and their justifications like, you know what,
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make a lot of money and give this guy. Yes,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: and give this guy more money because he helped me win.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: You know, but did you give him any money after
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I gave you a what?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that guy was.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: It was just some guy that Hey, man, I saw
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: the guy you were with. Man, he dropped this, okay cool.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: He was trying like, where's my reward?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: I know, right, that's so funny.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I know, man, I lose chargers, full chargers, chargers.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I always live him in the green room.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I'm back at the hotel, like I take. I'm like, oh,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I know, I think I need up too.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: I need up one that I just leave in the
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: hotel and then one on.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: The yeah, because I do it every fucking time. They're
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: expensive to my vibrator charge will be on there too,
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: And I'm pissed.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You do you do? You don't know? You when you're
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: sitting next to that somebody with like humong with arms
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: and they lost their little iPod inside the side of
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: their chair. They can't reach it no more. They're too big. Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: and they help you.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: They look at me, my little hands bro reaching there
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: for and I feel like you're the big guy.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be real.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I don't care those little things because I lost one
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: one time and I and then I lost it and
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I don't even look down to look for a math.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You know I paid seventeen ninet nine for these.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Well you ever dropped the case and they fucking fly
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: in all directions. You're like going under cars. I'm scaling.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what am I Why? I am on the
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: edge of a building.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: From that guy. Man, I'm that guy that if i'm
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: if I'm reaching over for reaching over and if you
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: don't pick up your drink, I would knock it down
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: with my booty accent I on accident. I do it
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: a purpose, but there's no way for me to avoid
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: not feeling somebody's ship and they don't move it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what I've done. This is this is
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: what I'm really guilty of. I always have three drinks.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: My fiance calls me any three drinks because I'm like,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: not safe unless.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I've any three drinks.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: It's always like a coffee, a water and an iced team.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, girls do that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: I know it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: They get like like different like flavors.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I need like different stuff, you know. So then I'll
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: have all my drinks and then I'm getting onto the plane.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: I got all these drinks, right, so then I'll just
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: be like, oh, I'll just put this here while I
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: put my bag up. But it'll just be like the
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: seat that's like not flat, so I just put it
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: on there and then it'll spill and it's not my seat.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: So then I'm there like, holy fucking shit, I gotta
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: sit next to the person whose seat I just made
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: soaking wet before they even got in the fucking plane.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: That happened to me. That sounds like, yeah, that's tough,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: you know where you're just such an asshole. It's just like,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I of add you were like this happened to me
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: a lot too, but not so much anymore. I wear
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: my glasses, I sit down broad my seat, and I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: take everything out. Then they got to move.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: That's the worst me. You have a good seat, and
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: then like, oh that's now I see, and I feel
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: embarrassed because now they think I'm like or you fight.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Like someone comes and thinks it's to their seat and
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: you're like, this is my seat or someone's in You're like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: that's actually my seat, and the stewardess comes up and
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: then you're just like, oh, I just read it. Oh
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: my god. It goes to the scene.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm such an introvert where I go like this,
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: like until the guy notices me, like or how about this.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: This is sad when when you're like, you want to
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: get upgraded, so you're like, I'm not gonna let anything.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to like take anything out because I'm
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: gonna get upgraded, and that's like halfway through the flight,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Like fuck, I don't think I'm gonna get upgraded. Shit,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Do you fly?
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Do you fly first class?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Flying the first class? Sometimes? But when I do, when
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I get upgraded, I'm like, they're gonna call me right now.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: No I know.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like it's happening. I'm always like all manifested. It'll
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: be like there's your seats left and I'm third on
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: the thing. I'm like, I'm going to get it. I'm
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: so cocky about I'm like I don't know how, but
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I'm getting it.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: And then sometimes I'm sitting next to somebody on the
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: aisle and I'm sitting on a window and they saw me,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna we look in there, about to close
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: the door, and this person gives me a fucking fist bump,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: and then somebody else sits out afterwards, like and look
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: like you're ruined it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Bro oh, because now you have to like tell them
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: who you are.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: And no, no, because now we're not gonna sit now.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Then somebody kills there and sits between us.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: No, I know exactly what you mean when you're like
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: it was too soon.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: It was too soon, like moving, you know, at the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: end of the movie, you're about to clap, but not yet.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: He was like that guy looked at me and go
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: like this, and he went up to backpack and put
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: in the middle and he gave me a fistball. You're
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: gonna get your backpack too, I said, leave it up there.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I'm always scared. Well, one time I was on the
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: road with my friend Josh and I wanted to we
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: had some fun like party drugs to do on the plane.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Party drugs, yeah, but we were going to do them
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: and the bathroom. So I was like, we can't get
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: first class. This is too expensive. I'm not taking Josh
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Potter's ass on first class.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: And so I go anyway.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: They could feel it. But so we were gonna like
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: it was gonna be funny. We're gonna be like, you know,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: hidden in the in the bathroom and a bathroom what
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: we were going to be hitting our I brought some
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: fun things and doing the bathroom and so yeah, they
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: penned some other things. My mom's not going to understand.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to explain it in a way where my.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Mom, how did you bring it in.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Just in my purse?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Legal then what like legal pills?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: No, it was just a thing. No one noticed, but
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: it came in a little baggy. But it wasn't the
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: thing I friends scared that my mom would be scared of.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: It's a different type of it's a medicine. They give it,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: they give the horses. They give it to horses. I'll
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: give you they give it to horses. And if you
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: know me, you know what I'm talking about, because you
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: know what. But anyway, so we were like, so we
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: were I was like, all right, I'll get us the
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: one next to the bathroom because I can't get us
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: first class. I got like it's just the two seas
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: and then there's the bathroom in the middle. I was like,
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: that's fun, we'll go.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: So it was the big it was the big jumbo
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: jet or like the Yeah, it.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Was one of the it wasn't the one with the metal.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: But anyway, we sit down and it's one of the
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: seats where the flight attendant has like one of those
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: little seats that's and she was just staring at us
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: the whole her seat. Oh god, this is supposed to
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: be our dude, drugs.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: I hate those seats when they look at you, bro,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: and they're like in front of you, staring at you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I'm actually scared to do eight pens.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: On there because they can.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: The only time I think you can do is when
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: they have like thess thess going on. I think that's
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: the way.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I always talked to flight attendants about it, like can
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: you babe, and they're like no, They're like they'll treat
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: it like fire. You ask well not like I'm like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: I get cool them and then I'm like I don't vade,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: but like if someone did, babe, you can right, I'm like, no,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: we can tell.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: They can tell because they can smell it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Against wits in first class would be everything.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: By the way, righty, what's that? I said? All right,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Eric Anddry.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Why is Eric Andrea a.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Whip is it?
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: No?
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: No, he does the little whipper snappers.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: There he used to know any more. He has the
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: little gas things, little air sockets and he'll put it
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: in a in a little thing. And he was doing
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: doing an Eric Condrey show on the show. Really he
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: had like these little co two containers and he had
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: somebody gave it to give him in a little box
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: and it was like a little and it was like
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: one of the bullhorns, this tiny and he had a
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: bunch of little things. Yeah like that. Yeah, what are they?
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Poppers?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: They give one of those and I thought it was
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: cool whip and it was one of those, and it
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: was yeah, one of those.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Is that poppers?
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: No, it's not cool whip? Not cool whip?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Oh you put it in the thing.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Steve when he was partying, Yeah, what is it?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Conneam though, like, and I don't understand what that? How
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: that makes you feel?
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: You've never done a whip cream? Whip it. I'm always
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: in trouble with my family and whatever they do, whip cream.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: It's always like coming.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: So it's basically what's in like the air inside the
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: whiped cream?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Can ye tank It just makes.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: You like lightheaded. It's not worth it, but it's fun.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, they would have balloons and Trent in
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: high school?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: How long was your your your flight that you were
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: in a party? What? How long was Yeah?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I can't even remember. I don't remember where we were
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: going or anything, but it was like it was just
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: so funny. It was just the opposite thing I meant
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: to do. We just had a nark staring at us, fucking.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Narc dude, passenger of fifty seven.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Passenger fifty seven baby, that's what when you're talking about
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: the nark last week when I was going to Tijuana
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: to the dentist, because I see you go to the
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: dentists cheap ast fuck really.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Take me with me.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: There's two places where the we're the one where she
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: could go to the the part of Mexico that's all dentists.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Like that's by uh, that is by Kylie, but what
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: by that?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: You could just cross border.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: If you're gonna buy it's an Arizona. So it's kind
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: of like by yumas. If you do show you you
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: can cross over to uh what's it called. It's called
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: the It's called Molartown because the people go there for
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: all the dentists.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Get turkey teeth, everything, everything, everything you can get a chip.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: These are Mario teeth.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, they're from a he got from a look
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: one of those jack rabbits.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Welcome to the world's number one dental destination.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: You see that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Oh it's so cute that they're showing little white people
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: so people feel safe.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: And they put Fox News another like Fox News is
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: it behind us?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: So you went to the dentist.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: I went to the dentist. They gave me a free
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: cleaning because they said that, uh oh, we saw you
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: guys giving us a shout out because they said the toughly.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: But when every wants to come down, we got them.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: What's the name of the place, Sam Dental. Let's go, man,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: so down.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: When I was crossing over because I keep seeing videos
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: of people like talking to the border agent, border agents
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: going into Mexico and like doing videos with the what
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: the medaglasses, and I was trying to get it going,
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: and I was like, this is the whole time, I
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: just look like a fucking spy.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: And then oh you had the glasses.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was trying to I just couldn't get
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: it to fucking record. And I was like, there's a
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: whole time looking down and like holding up the lion and.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: That's just a video of your dead.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: And then the Mexican border just like, hey, bro, can
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: you take those glasses off when you walk through man?
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Because people have been doing this a lot, Like all right,
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: so I put the glasses in my pocket.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I sure, just kidding. I do love his teeth. Is
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: that okay? Steve?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Are you jealous that guys? If they will take you
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: to that dentisl then Max.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: He's jealous.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Prices right there?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: So the prices because I want to I want them
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: to check out my TMJ and if I have too
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: much damage.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: From the prices for that dental compared to the United States,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: so that's awesome. So it's a porcelain Emacs Crown or
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Veneers three hundred and eighty five bucks and America it
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: cost eight and twenty five. So the but they put
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: cocaine in Yeah, back.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Some coke, Yeah, two for one, so that the lady
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: that works there her name is Charlene, and she's a fan.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: She's a fan of She was telling me, like she lives.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: I'm a fan of crack Conan. I'm a fan of
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: a step Toole Love and she listens to like all
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: these podcasts and cool.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: My girl, I'm a fan of you.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I met Oscar. I met Oscar right there, dude, what's
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: up Oscar?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I think yeah, Then I met her. I met her.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: He didn't add for them show that ad for him
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: wearing a little black outfit that's not an a. He
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: didn't add for them to but their look, oh my god,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: look good.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Look at our little church boy. So I got good
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: little church boy.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: There after they picked his teeth.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: No, this is before I went to the Look at
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: this little munchkin. Look at I have never seen anything
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: This was like ten years ago.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Does not look like someone that they that went missing, Yeah,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: without partying or something.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: So we gotta like, you'll be in a top of
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: tea and the ramen.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be at the top of your bottles.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: It's cute. The more I look, it looks like take nataro.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: But yeah, what we said, yeah really yeah, raise nataro.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: So those teeth. When they clean them, they use the
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: they use the one of those power power power.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: They're better now than they were then.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: The pick a little bit.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: They have improved your teeth.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: But yeah, but that place is cool, man. They hooked
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: it up. Man, so I'm gonna go back.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: After when you got the dentist, Like, what was the
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: first thing you bad? Man? I carrot?
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: I know, so there's sensitive.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Salary.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: I actually got tacos after I walk I walked down
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: to a taco spot.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Did you do you feel that way like after after
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: a big cleaning, like a big teeth cleaning.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: I felt You're like, you.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Know, I'm not gonna eat ass no more. I'm not
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: gonna eat bria or anything or barbecue. Anything's gonna stain
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: my teeth. I feel that way like for the first hour.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: When you get your teeth white, and.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like I'm not gonna around with that.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Amore last that long. You just going is the problem?
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, you're like, I guess I'll be using
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: a straw for the rest of my life. And they're like, fucking,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna drink hot coffee with a straw. Look
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: at this, Look at this boy.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: I got hired for a gig to do in San
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Diego to host help somebody hosts a King sign at
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: X King Signetta Expo. So imagine there's like a sweet
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: sixteen expo and dude, they were walking in boost.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: For fucking things and I think you're sixteen. They're trying
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: to set you up with their daughter.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm an old man, trust me, but I got
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: I got fired quick because I say, like an edgy
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: joke and then.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: They're like, all right, you should have edgy jokes, edg joke.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I was just kind of like it just was in
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: the style that they were like going for, Like you know, what.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Were you supposed to be doing? Like jokes are just
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: kind of messing with people.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: I think it was just supposed to be like you know,
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: like so it's co hosting, is you know, you know
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: like those like you know, Galla shows one girl. Yeah,
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: and I was trying to make it you know, I'm
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: gonna give him my style and then no.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: No, when they have me. Yeah, No, there's certain gigs
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: where I'm like, guys, I don't even think you've looked
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: at one thing I've done. Yeah, they had me do
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: a stag party at this at this golf course. It
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: was like in Arizona. They flew me out to do
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: this thing and it was just all met like old
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: rich men, and I was like, what how is this
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: going to go? And they were like proper and I
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what, but what do you want from?
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Like what would I what do I have for you?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: They were just like splinking at me. I just roasted them,
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: but I don't know what else to do?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Is I hate those corporate games.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Like that where you're just like like, don't you want
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: just hire? What up for me?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: For what I do? And then they tell you to
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and then like everybody walking up to you, I want
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: you to go roast that guy. John.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: You know you don't even know John.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Bro Burn Victim Bro show that video?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: So then how did you go? How did the rest
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: of the show go?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Bro? Listen? Is me bro? Whenever I do crowd work,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: swear to God, that's why I don't record it. I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: always picked the wrong person to do crowd work. And
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: it's literally me right here bro cring.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Hey man, I get it.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: You have breasts.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, we look at this chick over here. She is
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: giving the Grand Canyon an inferiority complex.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: You.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I talked to a Ghattow talking at that man.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, man, shirt you got on there?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Where'd you get that?
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Queer T shirts dot Com? Okay, oh my god, dude,
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, don't you worry about that man. Gloves are
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: coming off.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck. There used to be a common that looked
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: like you. They will Rachie Blaze. He used to wear
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: like those.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Burn We had a burn. We had a burnt at
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: our Joey Burns burns.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: No remembers Joey right now, make fun of the bird
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: would if.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Someone of the id's that's.
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: Because here's the problem, sir, is it's really dark in here.
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: And sorry are you burn? Because I can't make it up?
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: Man for eliminating him.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Oh those burns, I don't know. Well,
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: you know what I feel like? Wheelchair look sir.
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: There is nothing funny about you being in a wheelchair
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: and we can all, but there.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Is something funny about me being fat.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: I've got it, I've got it. I'm doing it.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: I'm doing it. I just didn't want to go after
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: this guy because I didn't want him to kill me.
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: In my dreams, like like Freddy Krueger because he no,
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: no giuse you. How Freddy Krueger's faces burned off?
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: That's not right. There's the best part.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I ask.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: He said he couldn't take That's what he said.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: How do we even know right now?
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: In this comedy?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Now, dude, it's sounds like an electronic sound? Oh my god?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Did that happened to you? Work? Where you talk getting uncomfortable?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: You have to like if someone's got like a thing
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: in the front row, yeah, like what would you say
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: in the front row. It's like, dude, there's a guy
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: that has a Bell's palsy where half his face is
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: like hang down, and he sat in the front row
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: when I was in you know about it? Did you have?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: You know? And his his half of his face looks
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: like that. But you're getting better. It's like this like
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: it's like this side is like it's happy to do
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: stand up and the other one is like I had
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: a beast set.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: It sounds like I laughed, but.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I yeah, I know that.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: I sat in the front road and I was like, thanks, man,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: that's awesome. And a guy with no tea sat in
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: the front row.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: What is going on going on here?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: And he was sitting in the front row and it
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: was doing one of my ant Wooden friends. And I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: came out and I went, I was probably the fourth
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: or fifth comic, right I come out, I go, I go,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: you are the bravest man in the world. And these
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: comics have been trying their fucking best stomach fun. But
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: then he comes back all the time.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: He loves it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: He can talk with new teeth.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: What I can't help it because that's I've been in
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: a show like that when somebody one comic it is
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: fucking up that dude in the front and you decided
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: to be the comic that's not gonna pick. It's so
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: hard and then you end up being the guy, the
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: person that fuck him up the.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Most because you can help it, because you held them.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: What did you say to him?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: What was this two eye minimum? Was he able to
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: eat without it?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: It was a tooth minimum?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: He was yeah, I know, I wish wouldn't know, but
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: he was. He was cool. But he went to Mexico
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: to get teeth.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, fuck yeah, bro. And more to you happened
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: to me when I was talking to a guy with
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: his thought with his son, and the guy in a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: wheelchair bro and he had one of the boys box too.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Hey man, how did that happen to you? Man? You're
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you drive by shooting? Now he goes, what happened to you?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Wire in a wheel chair? Drunk driver? I said, your
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: dad was driving? Now you were hit by drunk driver? Wow?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: And then his fucking dad was there, so you took
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: care of him? When did this happen? I was six
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: months out, so that food been like that. He was
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: six months due. So his dad washed him and took
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: care of bro Bro and that was sax months and
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: then I don't know what to say after that. So
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: your father took care of you, just to the accident,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: and I said, wow, man, you're not a better dad
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: than every man in here. Man, I would have suffocated
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: you in that car.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Fuck is.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: I had a guy with Tourett's show and going whoo whoo,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: and I had to address it because it was like
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I couldn't, you could not, So that I'm talking to him,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: and then I started hearing something else on the other
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: side of the room. There were two guys with turettes
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: that didn't know each other, and they were triggering each
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: other's turettes. It was fucking hilarious. But it was the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: whole show.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Oh I had. I never really talked to the men
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: and talk with the audience. I'll talk to the audience.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: A cute girl and a guy in the front, but
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: both good looking. She told me she has OCD D
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: and that guy said really bad. Right, so I've really
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: found out what that was, right, go out the first
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: time I heard OCD all your Orange County no OCD.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: So every time I passed by the front, I would
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: move their drinks different places.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're fucking them up. Then you're like, I.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Will grab a dream from another place and put it
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: right there. And I kept moving the thing and that
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: will come back. Then lady was trading everything out and
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: then like sometime I'll put it back, and her husband
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: looking at leave it. Could be here all night, leave it,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: but she wasn't. She started cleaning. Bro. Everything was like perfect,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: damn your retarded, bro.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: No, they're not retarded.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: No, we liked her, but you know what's gonna happen.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: And then so I have I had a couple of friends.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: I'm talking to the guy and the girl starts talking
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: for him, and I go, oh, do you always speak
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: for him? And then she goes, oh, he has a
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: speech impediment, and then he was like, you know, like
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: stuttering the whole time. And I was like, oh my god,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: this woman had like saved me from my whole show answering.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Man, people that what what do they do?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Like they know that you're gonna get I don't know.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Man's it's funny because like you're there to do your set,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: like you have a chip written down, then you gotta
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: you gotta deal with something freak in the middle of
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: the seat.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: And I love List and I like a freak. Sure,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Like when I go to Kiltonia, I'm always like I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: feel like he stole my life. Audience I want which
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: I just love people. I want their ramps. I like wheelchairs,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I want every Yeah, it's fun, but it's like we
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: are gonna address it. We're not gonna not talk about it.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: You have to. We will be talking about this. If
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: you're missing a tooth tooth in the front room. I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: had a guy last night that was sitting in the
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: front row. He was like this, like not looking at
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: me like this. I'm like, I will be coming for you.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: I can't talk to you now. Your fear of me
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: is drawing me to you.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Now they're avoiding eye contact with you.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like hello, or like when we do the Horrible
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Funny Show sometimes and it's the Comedy Store and it's
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: all ages all the time. It's never like January La.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: There might be a six year old man there. But
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: if you're sitting on the front and your hair looks
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: like used to be in Motley Cruze and your wife
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: is twenty, yeah, why were you even not think that
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: gonna talk to you? The whole time? This guy had
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: hair bro he looked like the Mouth of the South
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: bro like from and his wife look young man. And
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: then they asked him him, who is this guy? He's
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: my boss? And then it was it was over. After that,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: everybody she was trying to move head exactly.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: There was a there was a girl. I don't know
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: if she still comes with there's a trans woman who's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: like super hot, big boobs, like you can't tell she's trans,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: And then you want to talk to her because she's
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: got these huge faked hits and then you realize she's like,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: have I through And then you're like do I don't
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: want to do I bring it up?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Did she say she's trans or you can tell you.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you eventually figured oh ship and yeah, any but
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: then you're like do I I don't want to go
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: into the trans.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Bar and he's crazy, Bro, she goes man the crowd
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: wants up to arm wrestle. Right now.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: We had a there's a comic we know that's gotten
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: choked out on stage for like, because he always does
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: a lot of crywork Stina, And.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: It's funny because you're still.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Trying to talk to when he was getting choked like
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: choke and.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: We're coming from the other room thinking that he's killing
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: but they're killing.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Him that he was getting choked out.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Hey today I will I was that providence and probably
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: very liberal, I guess, very liberal. And we walked to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: eat pizza and we're wearing for a pizza. This dude
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: showed up, bro, wearing a dress and like, I guess
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: he's transitioning. But it's really bad at that, you know,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: like he's you don't have enough friends to tell him,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: don't do it, Evelyn, don't do whatever. The that was
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: the name Evelyn. It was Evan, So I was we
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: were already sitting down at this place because it looks
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: like Saturati is from sucking the Sopranos. We have a photo,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: you can find it. And we're sitting like the Franos
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: outside fuckingy soda Gabby. So I Shelly, and we're sitting
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: there the whole time, waiting for a pizza. So so
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I go in and I go back in and I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: go mad. Now, So I guess the guy thought that
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I said matron now because he's dressed like that, right,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: So he turned around. He give me a dirty look,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and I give that motherfucker. Oh you are a man. Okay,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: you're gonna mean muggy. So I'm gonna mean mug you back,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: mean mugg turned around and back, and I say, you know,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: if if if I don't go outside and sit down,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this guy's dress and put it over
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: his head and start punching in a face. Right, So
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just go sit down, bro dude. But like, hey,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: if you can, I don't mind it. Like you're your choice.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: I don't care. Hey, but hey, man, you're gonna expect
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: people to look at you. Yeah, it's definitely like in
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: the audience, how could I not notice, well.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Your transitioning, It's like, yeah, you're it's like you like
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: look like a kind of like a weird teenagerish thing.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like your hormones are all imbalance and stuff,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: so something's happening. Yeah, it's kind of like when women
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: breastfeed in public and you're like, oh, but can I
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: look at your tiss for a second. Yeah, Like, let
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: me just get that part over with.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: How about the people who grows by what the growth
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: out by women's breast?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: I think it's see I like it because my mind
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: are breast edded me, So I feel like I missed out.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I have fomo you know?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Or do you think that like when you have kids,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: you're gonna like try to suckle on the Yeah, you
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: know what, try it out because you never got to.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: I think I want to.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm locking a fetish, I don't.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: I think that might be the closest thing to a
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: fetish I have. I want to just try it. I'm
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: curious what I taste.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: A witness gave me some of her breast milk. It
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: tastes like, uh, it tasted like cereal milk, Cereal cereal.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: Remember watching videos about people drinking breast milk and when
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: we were in Texas, Yeah, you can make.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Someone's breast start like, if you suck it enough, can't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: you like make a woman's You're getting hard? This is
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: like a thing.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: So we walked to the video of this woman who
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: collected a bunch of breath milk and she made cheese.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Was it che cheese?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Cheese? And we showed it to our did you throw up?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's sorry throwing We showed.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: It to his guy and he started throwing up.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: Man, it was yeah, see it might taste weird.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know because iche cheese cheese?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: Is it che cheese?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: That's my safe word.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: I had my nipples pears when I was little, and.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Or you did in high school.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I took him out with rost milk. I took him
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: out for a long for a long time. But if
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: I can still push one through and something gross does
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: come out.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: So your kids will be getting calcium in on.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: You exactly, You're gonna get protein up in the bitch.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Oh they're chee cheese.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: I would drink how drink Kelly ripples breast milk, bro cheese.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: I don't like her.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: You did differenty have different flavor.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I don't like mark.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: You did different nationalities have different flavored milk, like her
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: taste like like fucking buttermilk. Me my wife, you know,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: my my mom probably like to chat that, bro. And
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: then chocolate milk, black people and an agent.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: You cool.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: It's you're cool bro, like Taiwanese girls. Bro, like Thai
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: iced tea iced is so good? Jump bro, yum.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: You know I wrote on is this the one I
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: wrote on?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: It? Says second one wrote, what have you written on?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: I've written with that and on who is America? On showtime?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: And then just consult on stuff.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: But that was it.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: That's so cool, So you know what are you writing?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: I just like to pop in and out me too.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: I like to disrupt, you know what I mean? Like
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: I don't go with the flow of the room, so
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: I don't stay for.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: That long shout out to.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Me.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Can you look at the I M D picture? Look
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: at the picture?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Ain't you?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: All the pictures in the world?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: What's her name? Of the other comics from that common standing,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: that's you.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: All the pictures, like of all the world. I don't know.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to change it.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Like this feels like it took a longer to get
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: this picture.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Someone's hurting trying to hurt.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I know that picture, like she's still not a regular yet.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Like they really had to trying to get in. I'm like,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: this is the original at midnight to write, not the reboot.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: No, I couldn't get on the reboot. Why is that
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: they don't want me in the reboot?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Haters hater from the show.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: They didn't like club comics comics dude, have you done
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: it recently?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: No, I haven't. Back in the day, right, back in
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: the day, three times.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: It's honestly, it's still fun.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Still get paid. Yeah, if you tell you sell the show,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: they save me more money. Yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: They wanted me to join the union.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Have you done that to do it?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah? No, they want me to join the union. Alright,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: they're all right, you gotta pay three thousand dollars suffront, Like, man.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: No, what you do you tell them you have for
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: a terrriff heartbeat. Okay, you tell them that I'll do
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: it and just keep my check. Don't pay me. I
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: can do that. You can do that. Tell them this,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: don't pay me for this one, and then my next
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: TV credit you could take that one too, and then
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: my third one. I'll have the rest of the money. Okay,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I had to pay two man for that movie I did.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I had to pay six six cheese or yeah, man,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: So all the money I made for that movie I
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: paid for the sad card.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Oh whenever. Yeah, like I always forget to pay my
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: dues or whatever. Whenever I get something, they're like, oh
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: and not money is completely gone and you got to
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: get it to them, like as soon as possible. That
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: you used to have to bring a check to them.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: That's crazy all around town trying to get shipped down
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: for that because I.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: Was thinking about paying a three thousand dollars, Like, wait
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: a minute, I could just my a fucking studio setup
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: and make my own fucking you know, like with equipment
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: and like that.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but comics something. She's just fun. I actually love
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Byron Allen. And he's a billionaire. You feel like you
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: wouldn't like a billionaire. And he's the fucking man.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Show on Byron Island seventeen years old, un tonight show.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Oh he's so cute.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: He's been doing comedy forever.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: He was doing homework.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Bro such an inspirational story.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: His mother. His mother was a realtor and she got
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: him into like help help him sell real estate. When
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: he was a little kid.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: He he was seventeen when she had him.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Wow, and now he sells real estate on TV.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Basically, my baby almost seventeen when she had my baby
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: too bro for anybody.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Your your baby mom seventeen, your seventeen were too.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't start him a real estate.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Look, how cute?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: So young about myself? First, you don't at that comic
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: that singer.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: See because I have a real hip teacher gives us
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: problems we can relate to. It's like if Bob has
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: a hundred hostess tweeties eats eighty seven though, how many
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: joints did he smoke?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Ha ha, that's hilarious. That's fonny for.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: To have the same cadence too, like the little pause
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: before the punch faster.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: I can't even read now, I do it.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Faster, hilarious. People, who's going to show with you?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: I did it with Momento Danny Jolly? So, I don't
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: know if you know, but yeah, am I have a
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: any thing isn't ellis? What did you call it?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Danny Danny Joe? Did you say Danny Joe's but.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Who Yeah, Danny Jelly's, Danny.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: Joe's Jolly's Joel's Joyce my friend, and then.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: I did I got engaged.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: They can use that picture instead.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: That's you and that's Bellamy.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who still look the same.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think we're gonna have a wedding. I just
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: feel I'm forty. I feel like I aged out of weddings.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: It seems at this age it's like disrespectful to have
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: a wedding. It's like, did we get married when all
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: of your friends are getting divorced.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, Susan, I know that you're you know,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: battling for customers, but I would love a microwave. Why
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: don't you throw some fake laugh tracks on there at
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: this point? Just give me back that maybe ever had
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: their weekend, you will maybe every other week. People come
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: out from this ship now from the I mean they're
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: very old, but oh okay man.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: When I was a teenager, me and my friends used
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: to go on that website one Iota and we used
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: to get free your tickets to go watch the Jamie
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Kimel Show. Yeah it's fine.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I did Covin Leash with Byron with Byron Allen with
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: remember the Margaret Show, The pit Bull of Comedy. I
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: can deal your name right now, Bobby, Bobby Slaton and
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Jasper Red and the second time it was some woman
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: named she's the Italian last name Ma we forgot and
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Bobo Shack and I don't know two other people may
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: we forgot?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm always see your comics and leash have Planet
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Fitness bro playing like at two in the morning.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: I know you will see people's over. And I saw
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Whitneys so many times. There was one of Whitney's where
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: he went, so, Whitney, I hear you have a stalker.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I keep getting these calls from this
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: woman named Visa that me.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: Me is John Campbelly, Yeah, Nelly, isn't it? Because before
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: like comics and leashed before the new time slot, it'd
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: be like random times, dude, have you seen.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: The one we had about Boris?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: Which one I'm coming?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: They introduced him, but Baron Nellen never goes like hey, Hannibal,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: not one time the whole episode. I wonder if fucking
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I wonder if Anna about Boris just started stock talking
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: to him like he talks like he talks on Eric
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Condrey maybe asked me a question or answer like Hannibal, Hey, Hannimal.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: I heard that you went to the grocery store the
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: other day.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you know, I started thinking about Atlanta, Georgia,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety two. I was four years old and my
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: mom and I went to the grocery store at Yeah. Man,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: things like that made me think about that one time
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Georgia.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I was with.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: I was using nicotine lozenges. Mark Maren got me on them,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: and so I was on these nicotine lozenges and we're
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: driving from one gig to like do a bar show
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: and he was in the back and I was just
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: to be nice. I was, doesn'tyone want to nicorette lozenge?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: And he said, he's like, I'll have one, and I
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: was like really, like okay. So I gave him this
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: lozenge and I could just hear him like crunch and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: bite on it. And I went, oh no, no, no,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: don't bite it. And he was like no, no, it's fine,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: and Hannibal like he like didn't want to like show
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: defeat or anything.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Fucking crazy to bite one, Like it's crazy. It's a
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: lot like it's a lot of nicketine. So I look back,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: he sweating, he's got the window road and I started tickoping.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: It was so fucking funny. I guess there's not a
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: great ending to it, but it was just funny.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: What what coment have you opened before when you were younger?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: When I opened for I sped for Jim Norton, I
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: opened Really, that's sick, Mark Maren. Once I opened for him,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I opened for who do I go on the road
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: with those Jim for a couple of years?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: And you started in Philly.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: No, I started in New York. I started in New
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: York and I did the Carolines, the March Madness Comedy
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Fest or comedy competition, and then they started like having
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: me open for people there and then Jim took me
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: on the road for a long time.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: That's sick, dude. So uh. But you went to high
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: school in Philly?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, I went to school in Philly.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Every time people we talked to people and like we're like,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: what's the best Philly cheese steaks? And we I feel
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: like every time we talk about Gino and what's the
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: other place? People say those are like tours, these.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: There's another one gyms. We went to gyms too, which.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: You hear that people I like it.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: That's where I sent ber when he went we went
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: to Gym's, the one that on the one on South Street.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it went though, man, but that
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: play looked dirty. I think it was the main one.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: But good yeah, rusty, crusty.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but everybody knew what to order that. But they
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: didn't just have They have a lot of choice, like
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Rabbi and so many different type of state we went through.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: That comic rest their peace. The Philadelphia comic he works
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Brian Figaro, Ry Brian Figaro.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: He used to live here.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: He used to live over here and then he moved.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: He's from Delaware and he died. He passed away. He's
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: a Delaware comic, but he moved out here. Then he
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: went back to Philly his homeboy Paul. Because I guess
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: who worked for Canada dry.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: I guess Gino's and other places are too clean, right,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: that's what it looks like.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Is I'm doing? Oh I don't remember.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's him.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: No, that's not him. That's just a pilipinog.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: We couldn't come.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Maybe he didn't have social media because he was an
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: old school comed A picture who's that guy?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Insted and what is up with him? Look at him? Okay,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: yeah that guy Chris christ I think who passed away?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: Who Chris Cotton I believe passed away. Scalhanson's little sister.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, show's coming up full.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: Yes actually, uh I tell you right now, cocksucka here
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: July thirtieth. I'll be at the San Diego laugh back three,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: come on out, guys, and then I'm gonna be uh
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: mean sold through. Here are headline in the post and
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: a month the actually together and uh Atlanta at the
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: August thirtieth.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Was dirtieth. Yeah, shout out to Scarlett johanson little sister
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: right here.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Annie Letterman Fetterman, Wayne Fetterman.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: That's funny because I almost call her Annie mcnight. That's
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: another female comment her name Annie. You're the second and
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I met Annie McKnight. Yes, she's a dirty ath comic. Bro.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: I mean she was fucking dirty. Actual feature for her, bro,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: she was fucking dirty. Everyone. People walk up through her
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: show and she would look, I think, and just go
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: fuck now. And she wants a black girl show up
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: in Who are black?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Annie?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? She was black? Annie?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I like that. She had a long tongue. Bro at
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: this she was She was she.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: Annie Annie Hall and ran that movie. Yeah, Woody Allen,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: is that the movie we're sucking? Uh No, we're watching
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: an old uh Woody Allen movie where like he's dating
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: like a high schooler.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's it's it is her as an actress. No, no,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: it's Mary el Hemingway and that movie.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: They made it seem like he was like he made
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: himself like seem like he was irresistible. Remember, like, there's no.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Way that's fucking It's funny when people do that.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the writer. Yes, remember we're making for that movie
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: Woody Allen where he's like dating like the high school girl.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was Watching Hall. He's like forty eight,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend's nineteen.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: She's seventeen.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: The way, bro date somebody like that.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: She was in high school in the movie, bro, Like
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: that's like that was her role. Yeah it was Annie,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: it was Anny Hall.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: It might have been what was the name Manhattan?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that movie is so silly because like then
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: they show clips with her in high school, like like
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: good looking high school. Really like she did for marriage daughter. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: he raised her in the.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: I got excited. I was like, do you not know
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: the most obvious Yeah, information that's ever been out on earth.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: I got excited to share that fact with you.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Forty two years old, she was twenty seventeen. So gross.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: So I mean your wife is not alive yet, bro.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was twenty four. Are you saying you're
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: twenty four?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm twenty four.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: You're twenty four? Yeah, yeah, I'm you're twenty four. That's crazy.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Get out of here, could be there, thank you.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: I do have shows. I'm going to be in Rochester,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: New York. Oh shitt seventh through eight. Baby, never been there.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Supposed to be on September eleventh and twelfth. What I'll
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: never forget that. I'll be in San Francisco at Cobbs
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: Comedy Club. That's going to be a fun. One. October
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: ninth and tenth, I'm going to be in Portland, Maine.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: October twenty third and twenty fourth, I'm going to be
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: in Connecticut. And then November twenty seventh, twenty eighth, I'm
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: also going to be in Connecticut for some reason. That's
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: very weird. That's very weird to be in Connecticut.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: You got a residency now one month?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Aw my big where all my fans are in Connecticut.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna be in a Albany, New York.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be on the East coast a bunch December,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: fun fun, fun, fun, comedy store once a month.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at the comedy store tomorrow night with
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Jay Leno. I'll be parking his car and he's not
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: gonna let you in that and fucking I'm gonna be
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: in Tyler, Texas at the comedy club there. I'm going
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: to uh Albertquerque, Phoenix, Arizona and Stamford, Connecticut, New York
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Comedy Club.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: That's cute.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: There, you got the new the new tour too coming up?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, laughter will save us new tour new dates. Hell yeah, dude,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: more clips right there? Man?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: What do you do in Albuquerque? Where do you go?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Where am I going to perform at the casino?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: Casino?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Theres no no what the different casino.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Is fun though, Route sixty six, Root sixty six.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: I was a Root sixty six girl back in the day.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: My job was to dressed like a slut and rip tickets. Yeah,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: I did. The Latin Kings of Comedy came. I ripped
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: the tickets for that's not funny.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Well, it's crazy.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: That's when I was just like a little twenty one
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: year old, Holly, one year old.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: That's a tool right there.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: This is hilarious.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: This is your Yeah, that's.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: Production right there.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: You gonta shoot a location or is this real?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Was over there, bro with no with Romeo. Bro, he
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: went with me to sign Piedro. We shot there right there.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Shut up. Wait, temperature doesn't look like that.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: You know some Pedo beach right yeah, okay, right before
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: you get to San Pedro, there's a beach called Cabrio,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: and Cabrio has trees. That's what people do the barbecues.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: But if you go into like Abrial beach, it's full
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: of oil because other boats are parked on the side.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: But we took that picture, put in the green screende.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: Okaye.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: So me and it's no the product bro, father and son,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: sister and older brother.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a fan of the podcast that I
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: went to jail recently.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: He went to jail.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember the video there.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: I don't wanna allegedly. I don't want to. I don't
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: want people to I don't want to get tagged again.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: I know if people can messaging me fucking videos of that.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: So anyway, man, we got this guy. I used to
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: listen to the podcast all the time. Listening right now
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: from hisself.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: You get surprised on how much Like sometimes I used
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: to get my cousin's in John, he was always Facebook.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you are you doing?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: They have they have the technical I heard they have
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: tablets in there, but they can't go to some websites.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're not calling you their lawyer, but they're
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: calling for the podcast.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah you get one called bro, but they're calling the
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: podcast like we're.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Gonna add six months to a sentence, but you can
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: call into the Yeah, hell yeah I did.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: So what's the uping? I heard there was beef at
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: your comedy show allegedly allegedly back in the day, No recently,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Like there are people that went to do the Saudi
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Arabian Show and ship.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there were two comics that fought in the
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: green room, like fist fighting. No, they were yelling at
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: each other. But it was really And I'll tell you
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: the one comic who was on the show, he was
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: on the show a lot, big fan of his. Great
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: guy opened for him. I do open some times.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: He got in a fight. People were mad at him
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: for going to read and he got a fight with
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: a guy who was talking shit and the green room
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: wasn't fist fight or anything. But I will say at
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: the end, when I went to pay him his money,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: he said yelling at him and sang. He said something
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: about his ex wife or something. He says, that was
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: all the payment I needed. Wow, he didn't even want
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: to get paid. He felt so good about yelling at
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: that comic.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: From what I heard from Mom from this guy, this
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: guy acted like he was there, bro, he goes he
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: was now. He was sitting down by himself, chilling, and
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: then the other comic came in. I'm wanna let you
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: know right now that I A'm fucking afraid of you. Man,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of you.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Wait, the one that was talking ship that wasn't on
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: the show came in and said.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: That, Yeah, here's what the one that was on the show.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: The one on the show was sitting there and the
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: other one came in and set up about comics.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: Like comics fight each other, they won't fight each.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Other, but don't don't do something to annoy you like Okay,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: I can't fucket cake Philip his ass, and I'm not
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: gonna confront him on Instagram because already blocked him. But
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take his favorite all his best friend to
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: open for me, and I'm like, go go ahead, let him,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: let him make money. Or so they were like, so anyways,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: that person will probably show up and said right there
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: next to me, I had a show just to annoy me,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: just to have like this ten engine.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: And then it's almost like they're afraid to run into
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: you because they've been talking ship, so they're gonna make
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: it happen on purpose and try to like be ground.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: Basically, yes, exactly. They wouldn't pull this stuff at the airport,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: in the parking, not at the airport. Maybe at the lounge,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: but not at the airport.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: But I'll say the one guy was not on my
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: show and he came back and he was wearing a
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: new jacket. This was what I forgot to tell you
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: that he had just gotten a new black leather jacket.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: And he was like, what's that?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: They look nice?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: No, it was it wasn't that cool, but you could
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: tell he had.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: That mac what's that micro dozing thing?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't think he does drugs.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Because I saw it Wasn't in that does the Comedy
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Jam show, and they were all over him like he
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: was passing out. No mushrooms, Oh who Craig? That No,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: josh On Myers, he had like but.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: He but you think that should you say the names?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter that No, No, nobody listens with the podcast.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: Say the, say the, say the, and we'll never.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Get out because this podcast. Listen to George Perez podcast.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Listen to Nah Well, I don't care, I do love it?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Are you friend of D n M.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: George Perez? Yeah, Chibo my boy.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: I love George. I never know who's fighting in this
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Mexican comedy community.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Bring down the comedy community.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: I want to hear George is my boy.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: There the Mexican stand up comedy communion we're gonna draw.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: It's run on paper. We all get along. The Latin
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: community stand up it's run like the Camorra mafia in Naples, Florida,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: where like there's a bunch of crews but not one
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: leader of the crew. We're all rooting for each other,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: but we're not really rooting for each other. But it's
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: hard to take down Latino comedy because as soon as
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: you take one down, another one rises bro right away. Yeah,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: like one gets one, one gets one gets covered taxication
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: another guy, another comic has five birthday parties all over
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: the place because they lonely.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: I have been invited to some Hispanic comics parties that
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: I've never met. It is like where the party is
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: so big?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they're lonely. They have no friends, they
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: don't act. I know, I know. Annie.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I'll girl. I heard there's little people.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: There's little people, yeah, man, but like there are. But
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Latino comics used to be like all hating on each other.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: But now that there's so many young comics making it
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: and being successful.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: You gotta be nice.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: You never know, the old rule doesn't work like for
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: us Latin comics. Before they saw it, they saw Latin
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: comedy as the dark side, like like Star Wars, where
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: there could only be there could the rule of one
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: applied for Latino comedian like they felt like only one
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: of us can make it right and the other one can't.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: But that's a that's a false narrative now because everybody
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: can make it now. In Filipino comedian is not the
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: same way too. They thought only Joe Coy is gonna
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: make it. But then you started seeing like other people,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: like like Rex Navarrete. You start watching Next Navarrete and
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: you're real like, wait a minute, man, this guy is
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: like the footprint of all Filipino jokes, like Rex Navarete. Like,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: if you never stole you're a Filipino comedian, and you
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: never stole a joke from Rex Navaret, you're probably not funny.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: Reg Navaret has all the jokes like about Filipinos. This
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: guy broke it down, bro. Even the first guy told
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: me that Filipinos first show to America during the World's
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: Fair in cages.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: In cages. Yeah, they're like like in freak shows. It's crazy.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: Who was Filipinos?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Filipinos, they didn't migrate, They should up been in cages
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: doing the World Fare. They're part of an exhibit for
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: five N. Barnum and Bailey Circus.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: It's crazy, Yeah, dude, barn and Bailey, and.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Then they stood here and started working the fucking, the
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: fucking fishing industry in Sampedro, Philadelphia. You can read you
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: can read about this Day and Now that book by
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: John Fonte at the Dusk. Oh, he's well read history
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: for Fools podcast, my other podcast.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: Busch Escobar is a studious guy.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Bro I read one book the back of it.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: I have a question, So, when Carlos Mencia gets popped
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: by Joe Rogan and gets pulled basically out of the scene,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: gets taken out, does the whole Latino community of comics feel.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: That pain or is it like we would have felt
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: that pain, but he and we wouldn't have been bumped
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: by him all over the years like like that, that
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: stuff would have never happened to like William bart Senna, right,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: because Willie bar Senna has an army and people would
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: show up with people would have show up in the defense.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: That would never happened to Fluffy because somebody would have
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: punched the person recording. That would never happen. That would
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: never happened to me because some cholo would have stabbed
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: somebody brought the blue. I would have just said charge
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: you know it been over. But since that guy and
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: and you can hear it on that on that Sharp
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: tape that Simon Sharp was the name is sham and Sharp,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: oh Shannon Sharp with Andrews and Tin and Bobby Lee
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: and Bobby broke it down. He said that when Joe
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: Rogan was trying to be a stand up and and
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: what's the name but Joe Rogan, Bobby Lee, Eric Griffin, Me,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Crystal Leah and all the other comedies that are kind
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: of blowing up right now. They were trying to go up.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: But then Clay will show up and do two hours,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: then the Grayfriend will show up and do three, and
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: then Steve will finally show up and do five fucking
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: so you can't go up. So so you're going up
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: every night. So now like they made the comedy seen
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: at the Store feel like a like like a fucking
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: New York longshoreman where you gotta be you gotta wait
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: for your you gotta wait for your number. Damn so
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: you have a spot. But that's part that they mean
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: nothing because they're gonna go for four hours, but they
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: will literally do it on purpose, just new material, just
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: to be the big dick in the audience. So of course, man,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: if you go down and the bath stuff happened to
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: you and nobody has your bag, is because you never
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: really had no friends.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because even like Chappelle will come to the store
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: sometimes and he'll he'll wait as long as he can
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: do you know, what I mean, like, so he might
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: end up bumping like two comics that weren't going to
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: have that good vision anyway.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Darren Carter, you ain't going up.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry you're not.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: You're the party not starter, You're the party fartherer.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: What's up, everybody? I can read the thing, so thank you.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 4: But also, like when you're talking about the Latino comics
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: like back in the day, like the reason why a
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: lot of comics nowadays don't have beef with each other
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 4: because back then, h the mainstream or like the gatekeepers
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: will only let like one like Latino comic every so
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: often on TV or stuff like that. So like that's why,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: like Latino comics used to just fight each other back then,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: because there wasn't that many opportunities back then. There's no Internet,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: there's like no YouTube, and now.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: That now there's like so many Latin comics blowing up
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: without even hitting a stage.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah I know, it's crazy.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: Like the ones that I influenced don't even go up
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: on stage and they just show up to a comedy
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: club and do a meeting greet and make money.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I know, And the audience is probably like
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: they don't know that they don't know. I know, it's
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: so weird. It's like and you kind of like have
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: to just be fine with everything because if you're not,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: you're gonna lose your mind or you're gonna.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Like, bro, we saw that comic Pavement and you're way
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: better than him.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: Oh no, People go, oh my god, this was so good.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: And I always ask who is the last comic you saw,
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: and it's always like someone that did one minute on
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: kiltny or something that only had like three minutes of jokes.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: So getting back to that, that beef at the oh,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: So he had.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: This jacket on and it was like, tell he had
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: that vibe. The new jacket vibe was like and he
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: had that attitude, and I thought he was just back
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: into the fucking green room and like handle this business.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know what his plan was, but it's like,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: first of all, you're not on the show, dude. Like
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: I'm friends with both of them, but it's like one
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: I roll my eyes at more than the other, and
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: one I'm like, what are you doing? Somebody's coming to
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: ship But they got in this whole fight and I'm
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: getting texted. My fiance is like I'm outside talking to
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: a friend my fiance is like, get in here, get
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: in here. And by the time I got in, Donelle
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: was in there recapping.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: It was there for that recap and yeah, don was
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: like and then.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: Donn I was trying to do a bit, but it
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: was like, I mean, let's just say the comic that
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: was on the show was you could just see that
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: adrenaline of having like a huge confrontation and there's a
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: joy in it. He was elated.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he doesn't have that in a while.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: Because I felt you get me cold heart cash for that,
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: because I felt like, like, since I'm a comic, right,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a comic. I was there that night, I have
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: the right to walk up to one of those two
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: comics at airport to go. I'm just letting you know
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: right now, I'm not afraid of you. Okay, that's such
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: a cool I'm not afraid of you. Just to joke around,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: just to let him know that I was there and
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: I have your back. Whatever. But I think they don't laugh.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: That's their fault.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: I almost recall the Week guy and be like, what
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: are the exactly because I think they said, like I
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: think there was more.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: It was like bush Escobarks. He was there.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: Nobody have a fucking medaglasses to record that ship.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Bro Well, but said the weed guys told him.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: But you guys have not to say the names though.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: But we came on this phone one time. I damn
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: the last common standing I want?
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: Is that how you felt that one time when you
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: want last comic standing and you went up to the
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: double you jumped on the on the couch.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: Bro I was talking about I was talking about then
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: the product, and I was not because I felt like
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I stabotaged myself, you know, like I thought I grew
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: up in like I was telling her that I grew
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: up where bad thing has always happened to me. So
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: when something good happens, it's hard for me to be
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: really really one of percent happy because I feel like
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: something bad gonna happens.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: Be taken from you.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But and then when nothing bad happens, I ended
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: up stabotaging myself, so it could be a bad thing. Yeah.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: Imposter syndrome, like you feel like you don't.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: Deserve this, deserve but you know it's been explained, has
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: been someone explains to me. Where it's like you have
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: like a ceiling and you have a basement and your
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: ego will only let you go so high, and then
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: it bounces you back down, and then you can only
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: go so low, like you're not going to like drink
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: yourself to death. You're not going to kill yourself, like
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: your your basement is actually not that low, right, but
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: then you bounce back up from that when it starts
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: to go too low, and it's all about just trying
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: to raise your ceiling.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: I like that. Do you feel that way?
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, very successful comedian, you know, but you
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: were like destroyed, like you destroy Would you find something
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: to bring it back down to be sad, like a
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: joke or something.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: It'll be like something I did wrong or that well
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: I had, Like I have been really stressed out when
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: I was on that the other podcast, I was like
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: stressed out working with these people. And when I got
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: off the podcast, I was like, got rid of my stress,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: you feel really like But then I was sitting at
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: lunch with my fiance and I was like I feel weird,
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: and he goes, you're looking for a new You're so
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: used to having this problem that my body was scanning
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: to have like a new.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: Problem, Like you're not used to being and being in peace.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was at peace, and I was freaking
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: and it.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: Just felt so weird.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, there's got to be something I'm upset about.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: Damn. Yeah, it's kind of like I guess when it's
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: kind of like when you're in a room and it's
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: all silent and you get freaked out by the silence.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: Like I've never been in a silent room in my life,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: but I feel analogy.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Do you talk to everybody? Run run running too, of course,
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: do you like as in fans or anybody.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just say hi to people.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: You guys, I saw you at the American Lounge.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah that one time, right, And I was like
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: fully in a.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: Conversation with some dude before, like I was just chat
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: and you guys walked in and I was like, oh, real, friends,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: I gotta go.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a doggie with you.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: I'm my baby. I'm not silent. Before I sleep, I
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: fall asleep with my mouth wide open talking. My fiance said,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: he wakes up, wakes up in a full conversation with
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: me because I'm just waiting for her wake up to
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: talk chat chat chatting. My mom knows she's been spending
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: the night with me.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: Well, so Mom, how are you doing.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's been like coming with me everywhere.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: Would you want to do for a living? When she
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: was growing up, my mom has been a lot of things. Teacher,
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: she was, you were a teacher.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: You were for one year she was a teacher, doesn't count.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: And she ate the people.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: She worked for w XPN radio station. She was the
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: wrote the newsletters for them, which was Penn's radio station,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: and my dad was the treasurer, so he used to
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: sign her checks, which was cute.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: Did you get extra money?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: Did you put extra money in there?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: And didn't leave.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: When your dad passed, I saw that you started meeting
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: a lot a lot of people actually knew him. What's
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: that when your dad passed a lot of his friends
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: were talking to so many friends.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: No, my dad was like, my dad pulled better numbers
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: at his memorial than I did. The show I did.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: The next was like I should have combined combined these.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: When Marcella's father passed away, he was a mailman and
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: like he had like this separate live where like tons
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: of people knew him, and they all showed up to
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: the funeral too, and they were telling her a bunch
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: of stories. Bru. She knew that you didn't know about
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: her dad.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: That's cool to like, that must be cool, like like
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: learning new stuff about your dad.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: My mom told me a story I didn't know about
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: them breaking into someone's house.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the first weekend they knew each other, they thought
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: like their friend thought that he was breaking into his
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: friend's house. And then they like all were like they're
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: making out and ship and then they went and looked
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: at the mail and it was someone else's house. It
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: was broken.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: That's funny, pretty cool. Damn, that's cool. That's cool.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: IM sorry, thank you for apologizing.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to react to.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: Your dad's dead.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: To you, my dad died, man, that was what did
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: you feel? But when my dad died, dude, my mom
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: was like like early stage of autism. And then we're, yeah,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: that was thing to say.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: That was an Alzheimer's thing, Desira, And.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: We're at the funeral, right and I and I walked
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: with my mom to my dad's casket and then I
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: when I and then when I went back to my
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: friends and my brothers, how do your mom? I don't know, man,
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: she thought with angels, so that fucked up.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: That's his brother.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: So my mom thought that, oh, my brother the whole time.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: So I got a pissed off bro, so I said
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: it was a joke, but nobody laughed. Like I was
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: trying to be fun at the funeral, but I busted
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: out jokes, souse. My mom was done, you know, and
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: I was trying to be like, yeah, my mom thought
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: that I was angel this whole time, but nobody laughed. Tough,
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: tough crowd.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: They're praying to angels. They were confused. But that, yeah,
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: my brother actually crushed the speech cheated was very funny,
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: one of my brothers. And then I made a bunch
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: of blow up that I was with my dad's face
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: on him and like dressed him up and put him
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: at order to surprise my mom. And like it was blowing.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: The wind was blowing, so it was these like honestly,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: they were like fuck these like these, let me show
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: you the I like these little mustache And so the
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: wind would blow and his the thing that his would
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: fly off and it would just be like my dad
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: and then Enrique and then my dad and then Rika.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: It was very funny.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: My brother, bro sucks when you died, my brother, dude,
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: he fucking sang over a Paul McCartney song of my
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: mom's funeral, and I had to leave the church to
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: go laugh outside at the park.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: What what Paul McCarthy.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, but he shouldn't be singing, dude,
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: he shouldn't be fucking singing. Show a bunch of pictures
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: of my mom, and then my brother starts singing that
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: Palu McCartney Beatles song to my mom likes the Beatles.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure my mom like like.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: It was a karaoke style, like like like with a.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's rather be dead karaoke.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, And and then they were showing that and
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: then like they were showing the mom telling my mom's
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: photos to my brother singing. Yeah, man, he's like sillow.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: I was like reflecting on that, but you know.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 1: But done stuff like that. I remember one time my
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: niece it was her birthday and that food decided just
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: to sing a song for her for her birthday.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: To stop you need to like band him.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: Oh he's band dude. Anyway, So what is franking like it?
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: If you know, if you're not a good singer, don't
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: try to be a soprano. Man, Pick a song that
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: you could do like a word out yanko be song eat.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: He's silly about it. He's out there, bro, singing to
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: my niece Dana.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: So first of all, it's so weird to be sung
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: to anyway.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he sung to us.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 4: So do you look at them when they're singing like,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it's like horrific.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: Bro, this guy knows that there was song he sang already.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: He was singing that song, What a wonderful world man by,
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: it's a a nerveful world. But he's singing it man
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: over the he's singing it over him again. And and
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: he had a paper and my sister bro started crying, laughing,
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: and she just ran intoe the house. She laughed hard, Bro.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: She was so uncomfortable.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: It made it uncomfortable. Man. I was like this at first,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: like this and then like you know, there's too many
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: people here to punch. They start laughing at him. Soone
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: just go inside it pretending to watch this.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: I know you have to pretend.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: You just uncomfortable.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like people were like it
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: was that bad dude.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: You ever see your friends have one of those sets
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: where you have to be like, did you go up yet?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 4: You have to be like yeah, because I didn't watch it. Man,
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is that.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: My song board? Wait?
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: What can you put it again?
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: He has all these sounds?
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, like that one. Wait to the last, ragon.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: To that one.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: No, do a sound effect.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: So people, we are the comedian. So I met this
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: girl last night and she wanted she wanted me to
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  Speaker 2: Hamburgers.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: He would always be like, you didn't clean comics. So
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  Speaker 1: she was sucking on my w and I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was you better listen to me. Girl, You're about
• 1:50:39
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  Speaker 4: Ouh wow? What name nor McDonald?
• 1:50:53
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  Speaker 1: woman that writes a moped and beats up with her
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend after school.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, and your girlfriend's right here.
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  Speaker 4: The girl there come my.
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  Speaker 1: Hair bro, Christina p Bro tomsy girl broke. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: you by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not afraid of you.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah she's single, guy bro.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: The funniest comment I read was this one. There was
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: a picture of Tomsy Girl at his premiere with one
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: of the actress from his show, but I don't know
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: who that actress is. And they're starting together. And then
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: one of the comments was from the Your Mom's Talk
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: podcast and then she goes, I don't care what anybody says.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna call that bitch mommy.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: What's gonna happen with the show?
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 4: I heard they're still going to do it together. No,
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  Speaker 4: that's what I mean, that's what I read.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how good my.
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  Speaker 2: Happy to not like even if you're like eventually you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna want to gonna keep because they were doing that forever.
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  Speaker 1: There what he's gonna keep the vodka company?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, I read a comment. Who's gonna who's
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 4: gonna have custody about Bert? That's what I heard.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have custody.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I think.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: He might be dropped off with the fire station.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: It might be a custody battle.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: That's funny when people.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: Reviews during the divorce. That is actually true. People are
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: gonna watch more.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because now they want to watch. They're gonna wait
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: for like somebody say something you know they want.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: And I mean courses can be mutual when people could
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: be chill man, I haven't seen many of them.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: But you're not making it in podcast world.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: If if you cannot give birth to ten podcasts that
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: talks about your podcast, damn, you have not made it,
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: bro chill. You don't have ten other podcasts dedicated to
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: talk about this podcast. A bunch of them that woul killed.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: When Tony Hinchclip did his special, I saw a ten
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 1: podcasts breakout chance to talk about his.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 4: Special, breaking down the special, Yes and then the.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: Tomsy girl and Christina pe Oh my god, I don't
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: know black people watch that show. This black dude just
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: breaking down the show.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 2: My god. There's so many like green screens with yes cy.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: They go deep brof one of Christina P just talking
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: like this, this this, It starts off like this.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 4: So serious, It starts off like this, how easy.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: It starts off like this, bro all quiet and it's
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: the AI voice the joke and spears and then thoms
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 1: the girl, Christina P broke having a getting a divorce.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen? This is where we're all again? And
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: they started showing her in a podcast from bucking thirty
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: years ago. This is we all began and they started playing.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 4: Or people are just trying to like people trying to
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: like a pinpoint what happened, but was like, oh, they're
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: so off, like the maybe.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: It's clear how many people like start talking shit and
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 1: putting the two things in and they waited for something
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: like this to say, wow, he hasn't been fun and
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: since two.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: Oh I know, yeah, I know, or like people talking
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: shit on Louis Special and you're like, guys, the Specials
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: fucking dope.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 1: Sorry, what do you want? Matt permission?
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 4: Never satisfying broll these people.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: But about those channels, there was do you guys remember
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: a red bar? He was og and he was fucking funny,
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: and he would like sometimes he would get it right,
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: Like I would watch him of those and I'd be like,
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: how does he know? Like he would just like zoom
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: and on people. He had the full sept you know
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 2: about that one. What the full step is like when
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: someone kind of bombs on a podcast, they take like
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: a step of water. Yeah, he would catch people with
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: the full steps. So I would like, say, what did
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: I say that bombed? I said something at some point
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: the bomb you know we hear ago, but no one's
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: looking at you except him. He's like noticing and then
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: I'll like zoom in on you and he would do
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: such like he was just the fucking best at all
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: of it and he would get it. And then it's
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: like I I liked. I thought it was like good
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: for comedy to have him, Like it was kind of
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: fun to have the balance. And when he would come
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: for me, it was never like it was always like
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: about me having like a mole on my faces. It
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: was never like that bad. He would like call me
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: fat or something, and so I was never that offended.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: But I always you're always like when they get it off,
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: you always like fuck. I wish I could like DM
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: and be like you're so close, you're getting warmer, You're
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: getting warmer.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 4: Like some people's predictions are pretty good, like he was
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 4: not bad.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: There's some of them are so trash, like I'll watch them,
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: like you guys are have no clothes going on. But
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: it is fun that there's a whole nmy of people
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: talking shit on our specific friends.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like even you though.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: You love your friends, like it's still fun.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: I was talking, but likelious, like the when you have
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: like that many subscribers and that many people listening to
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: that podcast, and the you start changing the direction of
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 1: the podcast or something slightly changes, six hundred thousand people
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 1: are gonna notice and they gonna start saying, man, I
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: used to like this podcast. I just I used to
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: like this podcast to the change the couches now now
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: just keep it on and I just don't even watch it.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: Just keep it on because I don't want to support.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me you want to keep it on, bro,
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: and support. Just fucking leave bro, quietly get into the desert.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 1: Don't announce it. Just take off. Bro. The wake up
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: it talked to cough.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: You said, you said, I hate when they change the
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 4: fucking couches, like throughout the thing function.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never liked the other cold holes, but now
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: that he's gone, I real I did like him. Mane.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, there's someone laughing off camera. We
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: don't like. They'll go why is the producer off camera?
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: If we can hear them? And then you put that
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: producer on coming like why is the producer on camera?
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, they're never happy. They put the producer
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 4: back on the camera.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, people are so weird.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: We do want the voice of God in a picture.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 4: Like I Sometimes I go on YouTube and read some comments.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 4: Sometimes people are like, man, I fucking really hate Rizzle
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 4: and I like Rizzle his teeth.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: They hate your teeth, they like your teeth.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah you can't. These people are never satisfied, man, with anything,
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 4: but these guys are satisfied. Thank you for the people
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 4: watching right here, the same people over and over heard.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: Rizzo played only his comedy when he gave uber.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: I know, but it is embarrassing if you're listening to
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: your set and then you go to the comedy sort
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: of drop your car off. You wouldn't know because you're
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: not past, but but like you drop your car off
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: and then they they go to park it and then
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: your set comes on the car.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 4: That is that's funny.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: But I've only listened to myself like two times, so
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 2: it's not happening.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: The money, but that's how people like, like there's a
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 1: and I noticed like there's a like Corey Holcomb, right,
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: Corey holcom comedian. He has the fifty one to fifty
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: podcast and that's his podcast with his audience and every
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 1: one's in a while, go check it out. But when
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: I go click on it, I get the guy that's
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: breaking down his podcast all the time. So his podcast
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: is playing, Yo, this is that part. Check this out
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: and he's like this the all the time. Like, what
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 1: really happened was that Corey Hocumb really upset that he
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 1: was headlining that weekend that's a Houston improven earthquake, comes
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: in and lock himself into the green room. Let him
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 1: get back in, so we're gonna get back to that thing.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: So then fucking Corey Hokum was just talking about his
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: fucking booty scratchers whatever. But that guy just that's all
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: he does and he has the same the same amount
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: or maybe more views, bro, just for that clip.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, you know, it's I would say that the
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: people making fun of comedy are like actually doing better
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: than a lot of the things are making fun of.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: But whatever is how it rolls, what's going on?
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And they're they're not doing like they'll come for
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 2: people for a ship where you're kind of like.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: Sometimes see there already no, there already no because either
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 1: you know what episode was watching, don't ross TV. He
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 1: knows exactly what I was talking about. Okay, I'm gonna
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 1: ask you a question, don't to rash TV. Did you
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 1: watch that on his podcast or did you just go
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 1: watch it on the guy that was talking about his podcast,
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: because that's the guy who I went to go see it,
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 1: and actually it's this guy really breaks it down pretty good.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lie some of these guys.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: Wow, to crush it.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 1: They crush it.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: I mean Redbar was like count.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 4: Like he could have been like if he actually like
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 4: use those skills, he could have like solved crimes.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: I mean I feel like he I mean he did
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: he predicted some of the under agey stuff that was happening.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 4: Whoa, that's crazy?
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: Wow, what happened under age some of.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: Those people that got in a little trouble trouble but
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 2: are doing quite fine now.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 4: All the comics that we got something that's crazy.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: But well she was just seventeen, and you know what
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 1: I mean. But but the way she looks was way
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: beyond compare or whatever follow her TikTok. When I saw
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 1: her standy by the school.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 4: Bus, that's how songs were.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 1: Oh she looked at me. You know the Beatles, right man,
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 4: Is how they say she was saying, whoa?
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I threw it in the bus.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: Or in Mexico. I love New Mexico, or that you know.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 2: I lived in Santa Fe for seven years.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 1: New Mexico.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, college, I went to the College of Santa Fe.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 1: I love, I love New Mexico, Santa Fe. The Berkeley
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 1: was New Mexico. Really you could buy a desert art
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: from ten different people, same mountain.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 4: Did you eat a lot of uh fry bread out there?
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: Red or green?
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: I would do Christmas with an extra side of green?
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 1: Whoam Soapa? Pia bro? Lisa told me about that and
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 1: I never heard of those. It just.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: Miawolf was cool. But mayawof came after I left.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: What so full Podka? You want to you want to
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 1: add it in the out of the podcast?
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: It has been so fun. I wish I smoked more
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 2: weed before we ma'am you do my mama get baked
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: off at.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 1: One to get her a nug before she leaves a nuggy.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 2: She's a widow.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: She needs a nug don't forget man to Let's go
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: get that fucking folio cereal man available. I wonder I
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 1: was doing the ad for this promo. I left a
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: box at the supermarket when somebody bought it.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 2: Awesome. Is gonna scan?
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, almost scan, throw behind you too.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: I wish I did that actually, purpose Oh my god,
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 2: that's a nightmare. Who's gonna have to pick this up?
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 2: Your shoulder?
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: And there's no there's no, no others, there's no and
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 1: we don't have a vacuum cleaner for this.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: So Lisa, how come eat some ceer off?
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 4: Is it good? Seal though?
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gotta have been there for a while.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 1: This things are open, actually, Lisa, gonna come right now
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: and picking up like cow Burnette, what you mentioned your
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: shoulder already? Are you on that burk rushing cruise? Are you? Yeah?
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna call them out.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 2: That's where I went. My dad went, brain Dad. When
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 2: I was on the cruise. I was on a cruise
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: to cost Mom and I had to leave. I had
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 2: to get off in Mexico and play home. It was
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 2: during the cartel shooting, but.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 1: It was matt Ryf is doing a cruise ship too,
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: and they're going, are you what is it? October?
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 2: October?
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: Matt Ryfor is going to some British country.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 4: Though some European chicks are going to be on that
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 4: cruise ship for a fucking Matt Ryan crazy.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: But sometimes they're older. Because he had a joke about
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 2: like an older woman Chappelle Olden came on.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: Chappelle's gonna be on that cruise ship too. Oh wow,
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: lazy Chappelle, Lacy.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: I know I want to do. I want to do
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: a cruise. I I follow this guy Vegas Matt Did
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: you ever see him? He like does highlight of gambling
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: on slash Andy. It's like he's just really funny, but
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: he does these like gambling cruises.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 1: Gambling.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 4: Oh that's sick. You can't get off the fucking ship.
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 4: You're sucking stuck there gambling? Are there at ms?
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 1: And what's up? Fool podcast? Thank you very much to Annie,
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: very funny follow her man.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 4: Thank you for coming down. He doesn't go get lobster
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 2: We gotta find lobster late night lobster somewhere.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 4: Norms.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 2: Norms is actually so scary.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 1: Were still want yeah, okay, sorry, we're still on. I said,
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 1: nobody watching us, okay, but they can't hear us, right
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna ask you about the FEDS shorts showing
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 1: up to the comedy to pick up a comic I
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 1: heard from Gabby. They found out. Are they watching this?
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: They found out. They found out. They found stuff in
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 1: his computer here that's gonna come out later. What stop it?
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 6: No?
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: Come on, eras cut. Maybe it's for the for the patreon,
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 1: patreon what what are you talking about? Good Night