Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / Pitching Celeb Cameos + Exclusive Mike White Exit Interview
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now listening to me.
- 0:06Speaker 2: And mess b.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Cooby fass Cooey.
- 0:26Speaker 1: All right, welcome, welcome everybody to the Sanctuary where good
- 0:32Speaker 1: pods sometimes happen. Today on the place where good pods happened,
- 0:36Speaker 1: I'm joined by Chase Bridges, but more importantly, I'm joined
- 0:41Speaker 1: for the first time by Elizabeth Bridges aka Liz Beef
- 0:45Speaker 1: aka Liz Lemon. Liz is active in the Patreon chats.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Liz has also been on Fresh from Tribal a couple
- 0:56Speaker 1: of times, the Patreon livestream that we do, and the
- 0:59Speaker 1: people love Liz. I decided we need more Beef on
- 1:03Speaker 1: making the merch ha thankssen. Yeah, so we're today We're
- 1:13Speaker 1: going to pitch celebrity cameos that should have been on
- 1:15Speaker 1: fifty and after that I have a very real exit
- 1:19Speaker 1: interview with Mike White I was somehow allowed to do.
- 1:22Speaker 1: But before we do any of that, let's give a
- 1:25Speaker 1: little background. You guys met in kindergarten, right.
- 1:30Speaker 4: Actually pre school, pre school.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Okay, we met in sixth grade or my seventh grade year,
- 1:36Speaker 2: her sixth grade year.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Now, I think we're gonna go with pre school sweethearts.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Now, PD, you didn't you didn't go to school, so
- 1:43Speaker 2: to explain, So sixth grade and seventh grade are middle school.
- 1:47Speaker 2: So while you were just riding your bike around care free,
- 1:51Speaker 2: we were locked in a prison. Yeah.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I actually I dropped out of kindergarten. How many seasons
- 1:56Speaker 1: have you all been watching live together?
- 1:58Speaker 2: We didn't start walking the live seasons. We started so
- 2:02Speaker 2: Elizabeth watched Survivor growing up right, Yeah, and then in
- 2:06Speaker 2: COVID in twenty twenty, we started watching from season when
- 2:09Speaker 2: we started binging the seasons, and then when you PD
- 2:14Speaker 2: got me to start watching the season's live, Elizabeth started
- 2:16Speaker 2: watching with me.
- 2:17Speaker 4: What was that season forty five?
- 2:19Speaker 2: Season forty four? Season forty five? What was that? PD?
- 2:22Speaker 1: Season forty four? That was the TIKA three season with
- 2:27Speaker 1: Carolin KEI Caroling? Can we before we get into it,
- 2:31Speaker 1: can we talk about your husband's behavior on the last podcast?
- 2:34Speaker 1: Did you listen to Jesus?
- 2:36Speaker 3: I didn't?
- 2:37Speaker 1: Okay, well, here here's what happened.
- 2:39Speaker 2: I I come back him lie to you.
- 2:42Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not gonna lie about anything. I come
- 2:44Speaker 1: back from my little adventure in Mexico. I bring Chase
- 2:47Speaker 1: candy and he hated it and was disrespectful to me
- 2:52Speaker 1: for the entire show I did.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Hear about that. I did hear about that. I can't
- 2:58Speaker 4: remember exactly what you described it as, but can you.
- 3:01Speaker 2: I told Elizabeth that it tastes like the spicy margarita
- 3:06Speaker 2: that she gets at the Mexican restaurant near our house.
- 3:08Speaker 2: That's what the candy tasted like.
- 3:11Speaker 1: And I thought it was great. And I texted Liz
- 3:14Speaker 1: after the show. I was like, if Chase has the
- 3:18Speaker 1: candy still, like, you should try some of it. And
- 3:21Speaker 1: then she said he didn't bring it home. And this
- 3:24Speaker 1: is where so Liz, beef is not the only beef
- 3:28Speaker 1: on this podcast, because I know Chase didn't finish the candy,
- 3:31Speaker 1: so he just threw it away.
- 3:33Speaker 2: No I did.
- 3:34Speaker 1: I did it? Is you bro? You know you threw
- 3:37Speaker 1: it away and didn't give any to your wife?
- 3:40Speaker 4: No.
- 3:40Speaker 2: I ate it all the way home.
- 3:42Speaker 3: I ate it all.
- 3:42Speaker 2: I was very appreciative of the gift. What's very funny
- 3:46Speaker 2: is because Elizabeth hasn't listened to the episode, but she
- 3:48Speaker 2: got to hear my side of the story when I
- 3:50Speaker 2: got home. And I got home and I was like, yeah,
- 3:52Speaker 2: you won't believe what PD did to me today.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Yeah, he tried to be nice to me. That's what
- 4:00Speaker 1: that's what he did.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I tried.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Man.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Actually, one more thing before we get into the pitching
- 4:07Speaker 1: celebrity cameos that should have been on fifty Liz, you
- 4:11Speaker 1: posted something in our Patreon chat of a Farmville Survivor collab.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Is that real?
- 4:18Speaker 3: Yes?
- 4:18Speaker 4: And just some boots on the ground work. I've been
- 4:21Speaker 4: doing is playing Farmville in order to get to the
- 4:26Speaker 4: levels where you unlock the Survivor collab. And I just
- 4:30Speaker 4: want to say, it's really hard.
- 4:32Speaker 1: Farmville is tough.
- 4:34Speaker 4: Yeah, Farmville is hard unless you drop money on it.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Oh gotcha? So have you been dropping money on it
- 4:41Speaker 1: trying to get to these Survivor levels? I dropped ten
- 4:43Speaker 1: dollars Jesus Christ, I think you should drop one hundred.
- 4:48Speaker 1: It's for the show.
- 4:50Speaker 2: It's a tax. Right off. The IRIS is going to
- 4:53Speaker 2: be like, why is Farmville a tax?
- 4:56Speaker 1: Right off?
- 4:56Speaker 2: Well, because of the Survivor collab. Speaking of Survivor col
- 5:00Speaker 2: so basically, ladies and gentle bit if you didn't know,
- 5:04Speaker 2: the Zach Brown Survivor cameo was not foreseen with beautiful eyes.
- 5:11Speaker 2: People did not like it.
- 5:13Speaker 1: It was not foreseen with beautiful eyes. I don't know.
- 5:17Speaker 1: I don't know if that's how you say that, But
- 5:20Speaker 1: it was the lowest rated IMDb episode of all times.
- 5:24Speaker 2: In season forty one. Oh no, of all times, geez.
- 5:27Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure of all time. It's a little harsh,
- 5:31Speaker 1: but it was boring. I mean, you get it.
- 5:34Speaker 2: What do you think, beef?
- 5:37Speaker 4: I was bored. It's like I was watching it and
- 5:40Speaker 4: then I went to Farmville just to get away from
- 5:42Speaker 4: Doc Brown.
- 5:44Speaker 2: You went to the Better Survivor collab Farmville.
- 5:47Speaker 1: I did feel like the first forty minutes of the
- 5:52Speaker 1: past episode could have been an email. And that's why
- 5:55Speaker 1: we're here. We're gonna pitch things that would have been better. Yeah,
- 6:01Speaker 1: is that what we were supposed to do? Or we're
- 6:05Speaker 1: gonna pitch what we want to?
- 6:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:07Speaker 2: I don't know if mine are better than Zach Brown Band,
- 6:10Speaker 2: but mine are definitely entertaining.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I think mine are better. But how about we
- 6:15Speaker 1: let Liz kick it off?
- 6:17Speaker 2: Okay?
- 6:18Speaker 3: Sure?
- 6:19Speaker 4: So for my first celebrity cameo, I figured the cast
- 6:24Speaker 4: of Glee would be pretty good, mostly because I want
- 6:30Speaker 4: to see an a cappella challenge for reward and I
- 6:34Speaker 4: want to see Colby try to wrap his mind around acappella.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Hey, and you know what they should do is they
- 6:41Speaker 2: should have the Glee cast do the theme song.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, Wait, wasn't there like a big scandal
- 6:48Speaker 1: with Glee?
- 6:49Speaker 2: I think I think it's I think it's very famously
- 6:53Speaker 2: most of that cast died in horrendous ways.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we get the few that are still around.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get the four or five that are still there.
- 7:02Speaker 2: We can get Drake from Degrassi to try to fill
- 7:05Speaker 2: the ranks.
- 7:06Speaker 1: I think Colby might surprise you a little bit. I
- 7:08Speaker 1: think Colby might be me and Glee. I think we're
- 7:11Speaker 1: going to work together. I think that's what he was, like.
- 7:13Speaker 2: What if he was What if we got a confessional
- 7:16Speaker 2: from Colby at the Glee cameo where he goes, man,
- 7:19Speaker 2: when they just start, I just don't know how they
- 7:21Speaker 2: do it. They make the instruments and everything right here
- 7:23Speaker 2: with their mouths. I say, uh, I think we're gonna
- 7:29Speaker 2: work together way too much. That was that was your
- 7:32Speaker 2: bit that you just laughed out of nowhere, You've done
- 7:35Speaker 2: it so much. I've I thought it was your thing.
- 7:39Speaker 2: I was like, I thought I came up with that,
- 7:41Speaker 2: But I think it must have been PD because he
- 7:43Speaker 2: keeps saying it.
- 7:44Speaker 1: I just keep saying it because I like the cadence.
- 7:47Speaker 1: It's just kind of I don't know, satisfying to me
- 7:50Speaker 1: to go. I think we're going to work together.
- 7:54Speaker 2: I'm glad I could bring you some joy. I think
- 7:56Speaker 2: that's the that's the first compliment you've given me in
- 7:59Speaker 2: a long time.
- 8:01Speaker 1: No way, that's true.
- 8:03Speaker 2: But you did give me candy.
- 8:05Speaker 1: I did. And you gave me a keyboard without a
- 8:07Speaker 1: power chord.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Yes, I found the power cord. Get this all right, guys.
- 8:11Speaker 2: So I gave pd a keyboard like a piano keyboard,
- 8:16Speaker 2: couldn't find the power chord. I went back to my
- 8:18Speaker 2: parents' house, was like, hey, do you have the power cord?
- 8:21Speaker 2: He was like, I found my dad found it left
- 8:23Speaker 2: it there again, but I'm gonna get it.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Wonderful Chase. What's your celebrity cameo?
- 8:29Speaker 2: Yeah, my first celebrity cameo, I picked someone. All of
- 8:32Speaker 2: my celebrity cameos, I did some research, and every single
- 8:36Speaker 2: one of the ones that I selected have publicly stated
- 8:39Speaker 2: that they were fans of the show. So these are
- 8:42Speaker 2: all very possible cameos. My first one is going to
- 8:46Speaker 2: be key Key Palmer.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one.
- 8:49Speaker 2: I just feel like there's no doubt she would be
- 8:51Speaker 2: extremely entertaining no matter what she's doing on the show.
- 8:54Speaker 2: And I'm gonna go out there and say she would
- 8:57Speaker 2: be a great replacement host for Jeff. Wow, she's wildly entertaining.
- 9:04Speaker 1: You don't have an idea necessarily for exactly what she
- 9:07Speaker 1: should do, except maybe just take over the show.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I think that could be the kind of
- 9:11Speaker 2: thing where like Jeff brings her on and she gets
- 9:15Speaker 2: to commentate one of the challenges.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that would be a lot of fun. Yeah,
- 9:21Speaker 1: I guess I'll get to mine. I I think, well,
- 9:26Speaker 1: I think I should just play the clip. This is
- 9:29Speaker 1: the idea that I have. So they get to the
- 9:31Speaker 1: sanctuary and it's a musical performance. It's actually going to
- 9:36Speaker 1: be a sanctuary.
- 9:37Speaker 6: Rave and I said about the fifth day, well, what
- 9:49Speaker 6: the book is a welcome to my island.
- 9:52Speaker 1: We've got lines of over in that whole way used
- 9:55Speaker 1: about the room.
- 9:55Speaker 6: We've also got apperl sprits, We've got cave on toast,
- 9:59Speaker 6: and my husband George is here.
- 10:06Speaker 2: We're probably gonna be Yeah, it's okay. Is Charlie XCX
- 10:11Speaker 2: actually married to someone named George?
- 10:14Speaker 1: She's married to George. With George, she talks about it
- 10:18Speaker 1: in her songs all the time. But music, yeah you should.
- 10:23Speaker 1: But I think a sanctuary rave with coke with alcohol,
- 10:28Speaker 1: I mean coke might be a little bit dangerous because
- 10:31Speaker 1: they haven't eaten. Hey, yeah, that's true. If Shane Powers
- 10:36Speaker 1: can survive her, if he can survive her, if he
- 10:39Speaker 1: can survive that, anybody can.
- 10:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Also, I think it should be at night, so we
- 10:45Speaker 1: have flashing lights. That's a big thing with Charlie, Like
- 10:48Speaker 1: if you have epilepsy, it's really hard to be a
- 10:51Speaker 1: Charlie XCX fan. Lots of flashing lights at her concerts. Also,
- 10:55Speaker 1: when I saw the moment, like if I had epilepsy,
- 10:58Speaker 1: I would have died. Uh, lots of flashing lights in
- 11:01Speaker 1: the theater. So I think, yeah, we have like fog.
- 11:05Speaker 2: You're really doing some groundbreaking journalism here and trying to
- 11:08Speaker 2: get the behind what she has against people with epilepsy.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't, I don't know. Maybe Charlie is ablest.
- 11:16Speaker 1: It's a possibility, But I think a sanctuary rave would.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Be a lot fun. That is fun.
- 11:24Speaker 4: Back to Liz, alrighty, so I have I have a
- 11:27Speaker 4: little list on my phone and I'm trying to go
- 11:30Speaker 4: for something a little more down to earth like you two.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the cocaine rave real down to.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Earth, and so I'm gonna pitch RFK Junior.
- 11:47Speaker 2: He's just wearing He's just wearing blue jeans the entire time.
- 11:50Speaker 2: He's also spearfishing. He's also spearfishing, but he's wearing blue
- 11:54Speaker 2: jeans the entire time.
- 11:55Speaker 4: My thoughts, it's a reward challenge. And he goes back.
- 12:00Speaker 4: It's in the sanctuary, and he teaches everybody the healthy
- 12:03Speaker 4: ways to cook.
- 12:05Speaker 2: Yeah, he just makes the fish raw.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean Stephanie would really enjoy it.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we'd get the same confession that Dee gave
- 12:14Speaker 2: about Zach Brown Band, but it would be Stephanie And
- 12:17Speaker 2: like Jeff would be like this next guest. You may
- 12:20Speaker 2: know him from his political point of views. Stephanie's getting excited.
- 12:23Speaker 2: She's Chener arth Kitchener.
- 12:26Speaker 4: I think that an amazing promo could be him, like
- 12:29Speaker 4: you said, in his blue jeans, barefoot on the sand,
- 12:33Speaker 4: no shirt, his weird little old.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Man abs yeah, kid rocks there.
- 12:39Speaker 1: His old man abs like Mike White's old man abs yeah.
- 12:44Speaker 2: And someone tells me they both got those abs the
- 12:46Speaker 2: same way.
- 12:48Speaker 1: TRT.
- 12:49Speaker 2: Yeah, hold it down.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:52Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea, Elizabeth. So Yeah, for yours,
- 13:01Speaker 1: you have Glee and RFK the great.
- 13:05Speaker 4: List, I have a wacky list.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, my turn, all right, this next one.
- 13:15Speaker 2: I was very inspired by the Zach Brown musical performance,
- 13:19Speaker 2: and I thought, Okay, what are some other musicians who
- 13:22Speaker 2: are fans of Survivor that would come on the show
- 13:24Speaker 2: and play a song. Guys, Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters
- 13:30Speaker 2: and Nirvana. He has said that he loves the show.
- 13:34Speaker 2: I believe he watches Survivor with both of his families and.
- 13:38Speaker 1: His therapist that he spent the past seventy weeks with. Apparently.
- 13:42Speaker 1: I keep seeing articles about.
- 13:43Speaker 2: That so and I just think it'd be really fun.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Dave grohlould come on the beach. He'd play there are
- 13:50Speaker 2: goals my hero watch him as he scuba divees and
- 13:56Speaker 2: it's about Ozzy. And then he can bring his children.
- 14:00Speaker 2: He can bring his secret children from his secret family.
- 14:03Speaker 2: It would be a really bond of a huge bonding activity.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Have you seen the video where it's like, what's that
- 14:11Speaker 1: song where he says the best is it called best
- 14:15Speaker 1: of You? But there's an edit on YouTube where they
- 14:18Speaker 1: just make him say the best for the whole, the
- 14:21Speaker 1: entire song.
- 14:23Speaker 2: When that whole scandal went down with Dave Grohl having
- 14:27Speaker 2: a secret family, Elizabeth huge Dave grol fan, she was heartbroken.
- 14:32Speaker 2: She was like, I just I just thought he was
- 14:34Speaker 2: a family man, and I was like, well, he's more
- 14:36Speaker 2: of a family man than ever two families. Well that's
- 14:43Speaker 2: a good song.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a YouTube video that's four minutes of that,
- 14:54Speaker 1: but I think it'd be fun if somebody want a challenge.
- 14:56Speaker 1: And then he came out and just did.
- 14:58Speaker 2: That like the best, the best, over and over, talking
- 15:03Speaker 2: about coach. He's just doing his pote his poses.
- 15:07Speaker 1: I like the Food Fighters. I wouldn't say I love
- 15:09Speaker 1: the Food Fighters, but I did see them live before
- 15:12Speaker 1: their drummer died, and he perform under pressure, so it
- 15:14Speaker 1: was cool to be there for that. But now, you know,
- 15:17Speaker 1: not cool anymore since he's not a family man.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Yeah, he's twice the family man he used to be,
- 15:23Speaker 2: all right, PD. I almost called you the name of
- 15:26Speaker 2: my next person on the list because I was reading
- 15:28Speaker 2: my next kid, okay.
- 15:31Speaker 1: My second one. So I started with Charlie Baby and
- 15:36Speaker 1: my my second one is that you whoever loses the challenge.
- 15:42Speaker 1: You know, the first group gets immunity in a reward,
- 15:45Speaker 1: second group gets a slightly lesser reward. The person going
- 15:49Speaker 1: or the group going to tribal has all of their
- 15:53Speaker 1: stuff at camp swapped out with breakaway items. And then
- 15:58Speaker 1: once they get there, eric Andre shows up and he
- 16:04Speaker 1: destroys their entire camp, and then he picks one person
- 16:07Speaker 1: to hit with a taser.
- 16:08Speaker 2: I think that's a phenomenal idea.
- 16:11Speaker 1: And then you have Hannibal Burists just standing somewhere and
- 16:14Speaker 1: not doing anything.
- 16:15Speaker 2: And he's and he's commentating what eric Andre is doing.
- 16:19Speaker 2: He's like, oh no, exactly, that's all.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Hannibal has one line and it's oh no, and then
- 16:25Speaker 1: they cut to a Hannibal aser. All right, yeah, that's
- 16:31Speaker 1: all I got. It's a short pitch, but I think
- 16:32Speaker 1: it would be very fun.
- 16:36Speaker 2: All right, back to back to Elizabeth.
- 16:38Speaker 4: All Right, I'm gonna set the scene. Imagine a Survivor challenge,
- 16:43Speaker 4: but they're in a haunted house.
- 16:46Speaker 2: Okay, on tree.
- 16:51Speaker 4: It's kind of like the Tower of Terror. And uh,
- 16:55Speaker 4: this is for the two loose. This is like individual immunity,
- 16:58Speaker 4: right or post merge, post Urge. The celebrity cameo is
- 17:02Speaker 4: David S. Pumpkins from yeahl Fame and uh, what happens
- 17:12Speaker 4: if for the two losers of the challenge is they
- 17:15Speaker 4: become his little skeleton side pieces and they're immediately eliminated.
- 17:21Speaker 2: So they please Bobby moynihan, mikey Day is the little skeletons?
- 17:27Speaker 4: Yeah, and then instead of true elimination, they're doomed to
- 17:30Speaker 4: haunt Fiji forever.
- 17:35Speaker 2: What a great work, Glee, David S.
- 17:39Speaker 1: Pumpkins, what was your second one junior Nightmare? Blunt rotation?
- 17:47Speaker 2: Any questions?
- 17:50Speaker 1: I think skeleton side pieces would be a great band name.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a really skeleton side piece. Hey, let's
- 17:57Speaker 2: start a band and the skeleton sidepiece. You're a very
- 18:01Speaker 2: good musician. Jonathan's a very good musician. I could be there.
- 18:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean give him for the musical performances on
- 18:11Speaker 1: making the merge. You've wrapped what two or three times?
- 18:15Speaker 1: So I think, yeah, if we it could be like
- 18:17Speaker 1: a Lincoln Park situation. You're the Mike Chanel would be
- 18:21Speaker 1: like a like a gorillas type thing. And then Liz,
- 18:24Speaker 1: what are you gonna play? Oh?
- 18:27Speaker 4: I'll sing?
- 18:28Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, perfect. We all we all sing, yeah, we
- 18:30Speaker 1: all sing. That's Victoria. Justice once said, all right, my
- 18:34Speaker 1: turn is this one one. I only did three.
- 18:38Speaker 2: I've got I've got this is the last good one,
- 18:41Speaker 2: and then I've got an extra one, just because I
- 18:43Speaker 2: thought it would be fun. Will Arnett is friends with Cochrane,
- 18:49Speaker 2: the Survivor player, and so I just thought it would
- 18:52Speaker 2: be both very possible and fun to have Will Arnett
- 18:55Speaker 2: out there.
- 18:56Speaker 1: He does ship like this, Yes, what's he gonna be doing?
- 19:00Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't have anything. Yeah, I just
- 19:02Speaker 2: think that I just think that he would be.
- 19:03Speaker 4: There, Okay, shows up, just hangs out with him.
- 19:08Speaker 2: He's like Jeff, Jeff, Okay.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Maybe that maybe that's the gimmick, because like you're expecting
- 19:16Speaker 1: them to do something and it's like, no, Will Arnett
- 19:19Speaker 1: is just here. He's not in the game. He's just
- 19:21Speaker 1: hanging out.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he's just chilling and then he can
- 19:25Speaker 2: just antagonize everyone as they're doing the challenge or whatever.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Yeah, that's solid. I guess I'll get to my final one.
- 19:32Speaker 2: You know.
- 19:33Speaker 1: The first two, I mean, Eric Andre were not really
- 19:35Speaker 1: bringing in a younger audience with that. I think with
- 19:38Speaker 1: Charlie XCX, we would be appealing to a younger demographic,
- 19:41Speaker 1: but with my third one, it wouldn't appeal to a
- 19:45Speaker 1: younger demographic at all. There might be some listeners who
- 19:47Speaker 1: don't even know who this is. This is something we
- 19:50Speaker 1: would have to clear with the family of this person
- 19:53Speaker 1: because they're dead. But I think like, they get to
- 19:56Speaker 1: the sanctuary and then out comes a Joan Rivers hologram
- 20:04Speaker 1: and then she just roasts everybody. Aubrey is here. I
- 20:08Speaker 1: don't know why. If you wanted to go somewhere, you
- 20:09Speaker 1: didn't want to be so bad, you could have just
- 20:11Speaker 1: gone to the fucking DMV.
- 20:13Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one. That's a good one. Uh uh,
- 20:18Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of one. On the spot Joe
- 20:20Speaker 2: was here, you know, if I wanted Tyler Perry's bitch
- 20:25Speaker 2: to be on my shot, I don't know. I lost
- 20:31Speaker 2: the plot about halfway through that.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she probably would say that though, yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe.
- 20:39Speaker 1: It's uh Joan Rivers hologram and a Don Rickles hologram
- 20:43Speaker 1: and it's just the most offensive ten minutes.
- 20:46Speaker 3: There's some thing.
- 20:46Speaker 2: About Don Rickles though, is like, sure it was offensive,
- 20:49Speaker 2: but it's old Timy. So it's all like compared to
- 20:53Speaker 2: today's roast, it almost feels like upper shelf, like you
- 20:57Speaker 2: would to hit the beach. And he'd be like, you know,
- 20:58Speaker 2: I'm looking around. I looked at the have to look
- 21:00Speaker 2: to the right. All I'm seeing as a bunch of
- 21:01Speaker 2: fucking sand. What are you guys doing? You'll sleeping on
- 21:03Speaker 2: the sand? Wow? Yeah, last time I saw somebody sleeping
- 21:06Speaker 2: on the sand, they were homeless, you guys, a bunch
- 21:07Speaker 2: of homeless people. That's that's what Don Rickles would do.
- 21:10Speaker 1: I think he would make it about race immediately. That's
- 21:16Speaker 1: what Don Rickles did.
- 21:18Speaker 2: I think Elizabeth has a couple more. You want a
- 21:20Speaker 2: rapid fire?
- 21:21Speaker 4: Yeah, well, first I want to bring up the Joan
- 21:24Speaker 4: Rivers thing. I have a companion list to my list.
- 21:29Speaker 4: I decided to pull some people that don't watch Survivor.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Oh and my friend Austin gave me an extensive list,
- 21:37Speaker 4: including Joan Rivers. Whoa Dame Judy Dench.
- 21:40Speaker 2: That's good.
- 21:41Speaker 1: I actually put Joan Rivers on there. Yes, I thought
- 21:45Speaker 1: nobody would be thinking of Joan Rivers.
- 21:48Speaker 4: Well it's a gay man PD.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Yeah, they you guys think alike.
- 21:53Speaker 1: I guess so mm hmm.
- 21:55Speaker 4: He also put uh Anne Hathaway, and he just put
- 21:58Speaker 4: the cast of Double. There was a long list of this,
- 22:05Speaker 4: but yeah, that's that excited me a lot when you
- 22:08Speaker 4: brought her up.
- 22:09Speaker 2: That is hilarious.
- 22:10Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy. Was Charlie on his list?
- 22:14Speaker 4: No, No, I asked my other friends and they said,
- 22:19Speaker 4: I can't even think of one, and I was like,
- 22:21Speaker 4: you've never heard of a celebrity before.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Wow, Yes, so I have about four left rapid fire.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Okay, So first off, Adam Sandler.
- 22:34Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that'd be a good one.
- 22:35Speaker 4: I just want to see him replace Jeff in a
- 22:38Speaker 4: challenge and call out in a Billy Madison voice. Yeah,
- 22:45Speaker 4: I would enjoy that.
- 22:46Speaker 2: He'd be like, he'd be like.
- 22:53Speaker 1: He could. He could also do the Thanksgiving song too,
- 22:56Speaker 1: if we timed it right.
- 22:58Speaker 2: In Fiji. It is very hot.
- 23:04Speaker 3: And Joe.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Is very not that's right. I'm really I got a
- 23:12Speaker 2: lot of beef with Joe today.
- 23:13Speaker 4: There's a lot of heat, a lot of Yeah. Anyways,
- 23:19Speaker 4: Ryan from Ryan's World on.
- 23:21Speaker 1: YouTube The Child, Yeah, I'm not familiar.
- 23:28Speaker 3: Boxes toys.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Yeah, he unboxes toys and he got so famous they
- 23:33Speaker 4: started making big, like egg shaped toy boxes that kids
- 23:39Speaker 4: could buy and have like just a bunch of shit
- 23:42Speaker 4: in it. And so I thought it would be fun
- 23:46Speaker 4: if Ryan from Ryan's World did a live unboxing for
- 23:50Speaker 4: them at the Sanctuary for like five hours.
- 23:53Speaker 2: This is this is what he looks like.
- 23:56Speaker 1: Okay, good, good for Ryan getting the bag. I've also
- 23:59Speaker 1: heard that these like unboxing videos are weirdly hypnotizing for
- 24:05Speaker 1: children and it's kind.
- 24:06Speaker 2: Of a problem.
- 24:08Speaker 4: Yeah, and I didn't know about that.
- 24:09Speaker 2: He's the og of that. He's the oppenheimer of the
- 24:13Speaker 2: children unboxing.
- 24:17Speaker 4: I had Tony Hawk.
- 24:20Speaker 2: That's good, that's good. He can skateboard, yeah, yeah, he
- 24:24Speaker 2: does skateboard.
- 24:25Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think it'd be fun to see a
- 24:29Speaker 4: challenge built around him where there's just like Survivor players
- 24:34Speaker 4: having to go down half pipes and that. And this
- 24:38Speaker 4: is mostly because I want to see Coach try to
- 24:41Speaker 4: skate yet and do his weird little moves with it.
- 24:45Speaker 1: That would be the death of his back. I think, yeah, yeah, it's.
- 24:49Speaker 2: A bamboo halfpipe and that's what they call the episode.
- 24:52Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea.
- 24:54Speaker 4: And then my final one is Christian Kubicki's baby.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they should have flown out the baby for
- 24:59Speaker 2: the family visit. That's a great idea, But then his
- 25:03Speaker 2: his cover would be blown.
- 25:05Speaker 1: It wouldn't.
- 25:06Speaker 2: Yeah, but at that point, there after the merge, and
- 25:08Speaker 2: he could use that as leverage.
- 25:10Speaker 1: We're about to get into it. But you know, because
- 25:12Speaker 1: I have the exclusive interview with Mike White. But Mike
- 25:14Speaker 1: White was a little upset about the whole secret baby thing.
- 25:18Speaker 2: I think really, Oh because he they they're friends outside
- 25:21Speaker 2: of the game, and he was not told about it. Yes,
- 25:26Speaker 2: that sucks.
- 25:27Speaker 4: I mean i'd be pissed too.
- 25:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:29Speaker 2: When pd did the same thing to me, I had
- 25:31Speaker 2: no clue he had a kid the other day.
- 25:34Speaker 1: I mean, you know what would piss me off is
- 25:36Speaker 1: if two of my friends got married and I wasn't
- 25:40Speaker 1: there at the wedding.
- 25:41Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, that would be crazy.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Wait is that a I think he's talking about us yet? Y'all?
- 25:52Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know you?
- 25:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you.
- 25:55Speaker 1: No, I mean you still should have been there, you
- 26:01Speaker 1: had met No one was there. No one was at
- 26:03Speaker 1: our wedding, Yeah, exactly. It should have been no One
- 26:05Speaker 1: and me and Peter.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you this though. If we were getting
- 26:10Speaker 2: married now, it would probably be like that.
- 26:15Speaker 1: So I would be allowed to be there. Yeah, yeah, okay,
- 26:19Speaker 1: I need y'all to renew your vows.
- 26:23Speaker 2: Well, we'll do it in Miami and.
- 26:24Speaker 1: Then I'll show up in character as Joan Rivers. Yes, yes,
- 26:31Speaker 1: Did you have any more, Liz or? Or does that conclude? Okay?
- 26:36Speaker 1: Do you have another list?
- 26:39Speaker 2: My last one was Tina Fay, just because she's a
- 26:42Speaker 2: fan of Survivor and I watched her host the snl
- 26:45Speaker 2: UK episode and I thought it would be funny if
- 26:49Speaker 2: she just does that. Now she just shows up in
- 26:52Speaker 2: different countries and she does an opening monologue for shows
- 26:55Speaker 2: that are not hers. Yeah, Teena Fe is one of
- 26:59Speaker 2: the great comedy writers of all time.
- 27:01Speaker 1: They should have just let Tina fe do the opening
- 27:04Speaker 1: of the finale last season for forty nine because Jeff
- 27:08Speaker 1: he just got on there and he's like, it's Survivor
- 27:11Speaker 1: and it's gonna be Survivor, so get ready for a Survivor.
- 27:16Speaker 1: All right, I guess that does it.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a fun one, PD good good idea
- 27:20Speaker 2: pitching the celebrity cameos.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Yep, and thank you for making your making the merge debut, Liz.
- 27:28Speaker 4: I mean anytime, anytime. I do expect my payment after
- 27:33Speaker 4: the episode concludes.
- 27:34Speaker 2: We'll give you Jonathan's cut.
- 27:36Speaker 1: M It's in the mail right now. So now let's
- 27:41Speaker 1: get to my interview with Mike White. Guys, we have
- 27:45Speaker 1: a very special interview today. This is the first time
- 27:49Speaker 1: CBS has ever let us do this. Granted they said
- 27:52Speaker 1: I could only ask five questions and that I have
- 27:54Speaker 1: to keep it brief, but still very honored to have
- 27:58Speaker 1: Mike White on the show today.
- 28:00Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, PD, it's really great to be here. This
- 28:04Speaker 3: is my favorite.
- 28:05Speaker 7: There's a lot of Survivor, there's a lot of survivor
- 28:08Speaker 7: podcasts and the and this is one of them.
- 28:13Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say this is your favorite,
- 28:15Speaker 1: so this is just one of them.
- 28:17Speaker 3: Let's get to those five questions, PD.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you're right. I've got the CBS person saying
- 28:22Speaker 1: keep it moving. So Question one I want to jump
- 28:25Speaker 1: right into. This might be a little bit of a
- 28:28Speaker 1: touchy subject, but you told Dalton Ross that you and
- 28:32Speaker 1: Christian have not spoken since he blindsided you, and I
- 28:36Speaker 1: wanted to ask, is there a path towards reconciliation or
- 28:40Speaker 1: is he a skunk forever?
- 28:42Speaker 3: Well, once a skunk, always is skunk. It's not that
- 28:46Speaker 3: I again stated, I'm tire. I have a lot of
- 28:49Speaker 3: friends that are skunks.
- 28:51Speaker 7: I just think he's gonna have to do a lot
- 28:55Speaker 7: of when so many people, in so many different ways
- 28:59Speaker 7: point out that what I was trying. I sat down,
- 29:03Speaker 7: I told him how I was feeling, and I told
- 29:06Speaker 7: him the truth from what I saw, and I thought
- 29:08Speaker 7: we had a you know, a real friendship.
- 29:11Speaker 3: And it's clear that he if you ask me, he
- 29:16Speaker 3: didn't want me there. He didn't want me there, and
- 29:18Speaker 3: that's fine. I don't have to be there.
- 29:21Speaker 5: You know.
- 29:21Speaker 3: I wrote a whole season of White Lotus after this,
- 29:26Speaker 3: I wrote a whole one. I'm good. This was fine
- 29:29Speaker 3: for me.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it did seem like he wanted you
- 29:32Speaker 1: to be there, but it seemed like you maybe you
- 29:35Speaker 1: took things a little too far by mentioning Gabby, do
- 29:38Speaker 1: you have any regrets about that?
- 29:39Speaker 3: I don't have any regrets. He brought it up.
- 29:42Speaker 1: He brought it.
- 29:43Speaker 3: He brought it up in the first place.
- 29:44Speaker 7: If you go back and you watch the footage, I
- 29:46Speaker 7: think in the episode, what I did is all what
- 29:51Speaker 7: he thought I when I was there, we.
- 29:54Speaker 3: Were sitting in the water, and he brought it in.
- 29:58Speaker 3: What Emily, what Emily did.
- 30:00Speaker 7: It was a clear tie in, so I know, I don't.
- 30:03Speaker 3: Think I would. I don't think I went too far.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Obviously you can't give anything away. But when you were
- 30:11Speaker 1: out there, were you thinking that he made a mistake
- 30:13Speaker 1: and Emily's definitely going to be his downfall.
- 30:16Speaker 7: Now, Oh, I listen. I don't know anything. I don't
- 30:21Speaker 7: know anything about what's gonna happen. I don't think this
- 30:23Speaker 7: is a spoiler. I think she's gonna be the death
- 30:27Speaker 7: of him, the literal death of him in real life.
- 30:30Speaker 3: Yea, I believe Emily. Do you believe in.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Witches, Yes, Etsy, witches, especially Yes, Emily is one.
- 30:43Speaker 3: I'm kindamed of it.
- 30:45Speaker 7: I believe that she's probably she's probably put hexes on
- 30:49Speaker 7: all of us.
- 30:50Speaker 3: But I think I think Christian's I think he's a goner.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Okay. I did ask a couple of follow up questions.
- 30:58Speaker 1: I hope those don't count towards my actual questions.
- 31:01Speaker 3: Wait, so what's that one?
- 31:03Speaker 1: I'm going to count that as one question, CBS. Is
- 31:06Speaker 1: that okay?
- 31:06Speaker 2: Is that okay?
- 31:09Speaker 1: Thank you so? Question number two, speaking of skunks, I
- 31:14Speaker 1: was wondering if we could do a word association game
- 31:17Speaker 1: with the people who didn't vote you out, and you
- 31:19Speaker 1: tell me the first word or I mean, the first
- 31:22Speaker 1: animal that comes to mind and.
- 31:24Speaker 3: You want to keep it. You want to keep it?
- 31:26Speaker 1: Animals, Yes, I want to do so. Just first animal
- 31:30Speaker 1: that pops up in your brain.
- 31:31Speaker 5: Risen giraffe, d turtle, Sirie flamingo, Charlie hippopotamus.
- 31:44Speaker 1: How about q oh dolphin.
- 31:48Speaker 3: I like dolphins.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Everybody loves dolphins. Everybody loves q too, except the people
- 31:53Speaker 1: who voted about which includes you. It's me, yes, Stephanie,
- 32:00Speaker 1: what do you think about? Stephanie?
- 32:05Speaker 3: A rhino?
- 32:07Speaker 1: Colby a rhino. And lastly, Aubrey probably one of those.
- 32:15Speaker 3: Tiny little bugs. You know, what do you do when
- 32:19Speaker 3: back when I was poor, I would occasionally go to
- 32:23Speaker 3: a motel and these have those little bugs.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Yeah, those those little bugs.
- 32:29Speaker 7: I'm rich now I don't really have. That's why I
- 32:32Speaker 7: in my season, I didn't even really want to win.
- 32:35Speaker 7: But back when I staid at motels, little bugs.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Aubrey's like one of those little bugs. I
- 32:42Speaker 1: think those are some great answers.
- 32:43Speaker 7: And I can't express this enough PD. Just how rich
- 32:46Speaker 7: I currently am very rich, doing very well.
- 32:50Speaker 3: PD. I don't know why I was on the show.
- 32:54Speaker 1: Question three, I want to ask about one of the
- 32:57Speaker 1: reasons why you're really rich. So one thing that was
- 33:00Speaker 1: said by a lot of the players pregame was that
- 33:03Speaker 1: people were worried that other players were going to buddy
- 33:06Speaker 1: up to you in an attempt to get a cameo
- 33:08Speaker 1: on White Lotus. Was anybody successful in doing that? Maybe
- 33:12Speaker 1: give us one or two names that might be on
- 33:14Speaker 1: White Lotus season four.
- 33:15Speaker 3: Well, I can't talk about kicking it from anything.
- 33:18Speaker 7: I will say one of my favorite movies growing up
- 33:22Speaker 7: was Charlie and the Chocolate Factor.
- 33:26Speaker 3: Okay, I also really liked D three The Mighty Ducks.
- 33:34Speaker 1: All right, I think he told us everything we needed
- 33:36Speaker 1: to know there question four, So we got two questions
- 33:40Speaker 1: left CBS guys saying, wrap it up. Did you enjoy
- 33:45Speaker 1: Jeff Probe's rapping?
- 33:48Speaker 7: I think a lot of people are asking me about
- 33:50Speaker 7: I don't know what a lot of people think that
- 33:52Speaker 7: I like made him do it, or I wouldn't make
- 33:54Speaker 7: him do it.
- 33:55Speaker 3: I wouldn't stop him from doing Listen, just's doing his
- 33:59Speaker 3: own thing. Are we you know friends?
- 34:02Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 34:02Speaker 3: My best friends with him?
- 34:04Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 34:04Speaker 3: But it's like I wouldn't stop him from doing it.
- 34:08Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna tell I didn't like it. I didn't
- 34:13Speaker 3: like the rat beaty.
- 34:14Speaker 7: It made me feel weird inside, and I thought maybe
- 34:16Speaker 7: it was just the hunger turns out just but wow, listen,
- 34:20Speaker 7: I don't know if I could do any better if
- 34:23Speaker 7: I was up against it, if I was like, and
- 34:26Speaker 7: what's the rap movie with eminem eight mile?
- 34:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I'm eight mile and I
- 34:31Speaker 3: don't like meet me against Jeffy, I call him Jeffy.
- 34:35Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if I could do
- 34:37Speaker 3: any bag. But I didn't like it.
- 34:39Speaker 1: No, Okay, I think if you and jeff had a
- 34:43Speaker 1: rat battle, I think you'd win.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Oh, listen, listen. I don't know. I just again, I'm
- 34:50Speaker 3: rich and that's just you know. I don't know if
- 34:53Speaker 3: that helps me or hurts me.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Okay, last question, and I know this might be a
- 34:58Speaker 1: sore subject, but I have to ask. Emoji Movie Too
- 35:02Speaker 1: is currently unscheduled, but with a potential release date in December.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Can you give us an update on the development of
- 35:08Speaker 1: Emoji Movie Too?
- 35:09Speaker 2: I did.
- 35:09Speaker 3: This is what I was talking.
- 35:11Speaker 7: This is why I was reluctant pet every time I
- 35:16Speaker 7: go on one of these things. Someone always brings up
- 35:19Speaker 7: the emoji movie. I've done a lot of other stuff,
- 35:24Speaker 7: but yeah, it's coming out in December. It's gonna be
- 35:25Speaker 7: really funny. I think it's gonna be you know, I
- 35:27Speaker 7: didn't write this one but or direct it, but I'm
- 35:30Speaker 7: a part of it in a producer role.
- 35:33Speaker 3: It's really good. They all go to a to a
- 35:36Speaker 3: resort and they have a lot of fun. That one
- 35:39Speaker 3: of them dies.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Okay, uh, any survivor can my lotus?
- 35:44Speaker 3: But it's in Mooji's If that wasn't clear.
- 35:47Speaker 1: That sounds incredible and can we expect maybe Stephanie or Colby,
- 35:51Speaker 1: maybe maybe you can work together.
- 35:54Speaker 7: I think that we can work together. My biggest thing
- 35:56Speaker 7: is I want someone with a really good voice.
- 35:58Speaker 6: Uh.
- 35:59Speaker 3: I think he could do really great with voice over work.
- 36:03Speaker 7: But listen, I know that I'm not gonna again. I
- 36:06Speaker 7: can't really talk about it. I can't get into it
- 36:08Speaker 7: one way or the other. But yeah, I'm really excited
- 36:11Speaker 7: about I think it's probably gonna be my best thing
- 36:14Speaker 7: or my worst thing.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Okay, Mike, thank you so much for giving us a
- 36:17Speaker 1: little bit of your time. We really appreciate it.
- 36:19Speaker 3: Thanks Pet And again, I can't really stress this enough,
- 36:23Speaker 3: just how happy this was. This meant a lot to me.
- 36:27Speaker 3: And again, this podcast is one and it's great to
- 36:32Speaker 3: be here.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike, Mike White loves you.
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