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S4 E26 - The Soros Fund · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: And now here's Steve and Jeff.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_05: Well, thank you, Steve and Jeff Show Band.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_05: Great to be back here, isn't it, Jeff?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_05: What a week.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_05: What a week.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_05: It occurs to me, Jeff, we sort of have a John Oliver problem.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_05: If you know what I mean, we're on once a week.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_05: We're English?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_05: But then also we you know, we're on once a week.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_05: And it used to be you could sum up a week's news.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_05: Now, oh my gosh, so much has happened this week.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_05: I it was a big week of firsts.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_05: First moonshot in decades.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_05: And then it was the first time that a president of the United States attended a Supreme Court oral argument with the first POTUS at SCOTUS or Scrotus as they might be called.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_05: And then it was also the third first big first as last week.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_05: It was the first time that an attorney general had been fired by a convicted felon.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_04: I mean that's like Sadie Hawkins' day.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_04: It's like opposite day, right?
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_05: Oh gosh, Icy on the cake, the Army Chief of Staff and the Top Chaplain were fired.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_05: Unbelievable.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_05: But thinking about Bondy for a minute, thinking about the AG being fired by a convicted felon, which I think is hilarious, number one.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_05: But also thinking about that, in the concept album show that we had last week, there was that commercial for for Bondy for her grifting.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_05: You know, maybe she needs the grifting more now that she's out of the government gig, but we probably aren't gonna run that commercial again.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_05: But you know, the band felt so bad that they actually wanted to put a song together, and it turns out they didn't feel right performing it.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_05: So they got uh Barbara Bell, who is the is in the current Broadway show Corruption, the musical, and they got her to come out and sing this song.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_05: So it's it I she just does a great job.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_05: So I I I I think I think we should play that as a way of kind of balancing out that commercial, you know what I mean?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_04: I I think you're right, and it's it's it's a fine line here, Steve, because on one hand, Miss Bondi became very famous for being rude and insulting to Congress, yeah, and now she's gonna be without a job.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_04: But the good news is that everybody who leaves the White House leaves as a as a millionaire or multimillionaire or billionaire.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_04: So she's made a lot of money in just a short period of time.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_04: So I don't think it feels bad, yeah.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_04: You know, like everybody else.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, I'd like to hear what uh what the band put together because there is a sadness to it.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_04: Don't know that I call it sad.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I wouldn't call it sadness.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_04: Sadness was the wrong word.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_05: No, let's listen to the song more like happiness, more like yeah, more like a restrained jubilance.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: The only thing to worry about is of course her replacement's gonna be worse.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_05: But because that's the pattern that they follow here.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_05: But let's listen to the song.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds good.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Bye bye, Bondy, our sorrows minimal.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Here's why, Bondi, you're a criminal.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: Bye bye, Bondy, you pedophile guard.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: We hope Bundy that you get displayed.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: You used up every day every day.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: And if you go to jail, the world will stand up.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_02: You're an embarrassment that no fun date.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: Does the president get lost?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, I think they hit the nail on the head there, Jeff.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_05: We want to thank the cast of Corruption the Musical for you know making themselves available to record this for us.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_05: So I I appreciate that.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_05: And certainly, next time you're on Broadway, go see that show.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_05: It's currently running, it's apparently doing very well.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_05: They originally were gonna put it at the Kennedy Center, but yeah, yeah.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_05: But nobody'd go.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm Nobody goes.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_04: The old days.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_04: The old days you would go to the Kennedy Center.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_05: The old days like 2024.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, like 2024.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, right.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_04: I always get Pam Bondy mixed up with other women that are on the cabinet.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_05: Like Beulabondy, who was in movies back in the 30s, yeah.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and and what's her name?
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_04: What if they're related, maybe?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_05: Christy Oh, Christy Gnome.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_04: Christy Gnome.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_04: Now that was we have her, right?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_05: Or well, oh no, no, no.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_05: See, that wasn't last week.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_05: It's hard to tell.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_05: I think it was the week before.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_05: Two weeks before.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_05: But yes, no, Christy is gone.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_05: And Christy, I know you really had a thing for her.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_05: It's sad to see her go in some ways, knowing that her replacement's gonna be worse.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_04: The big, beautiful White House isn't quite as beautiful as it was before.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_04: Now we're losing like a couple really attractive women, and I feel kind of bad about that too.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_05: I understand that some people in the White House felt so bad that they had a little ceremony for her.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_05: In fact, I heard Cory Lewandowski did a very touching eulogy for her.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_04: In fact, the way I heard it, it was these air quotes with touching or touching.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I think there was some touching involved.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, of course there was.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_05: But I understood that it was very intimate, very personal, and very deep.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, deep for Corey.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_04: More air quotes, I think, on the heart.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_05: It's just so nice that in a time of crisis, her friend maybe there might be more than one, came out to came out to support her.
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  SPEAKER_05: That shows true compassion.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_04: There's a tribute to her too.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yes.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_05: Now our band, of course, the Stephen Jeff Show band, put this song together too.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_05: And you know, they were gonna call Aretha Franklin to come in and sing it, but then they realized, oh wait, she died.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_05: So they couldn't.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_05: But they got somebody that kind of does kind of does an imitation, if you will.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, not quite at the level, but anyway, it's it's a it's a tribute to Christy, and it's remembering Christy's last request.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_05: I think we should listen to that.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_05: We sh we definitely should hear it.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_02: I blew up the dunk.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: Still, I wanna play the tongue.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: A little pray for me.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: Our four, get it out, get it out, I'll be a little bit Wow.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_05: We've been doing I got some cle I got the Kleenexes out here myself, you know.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_04: No, well, I've had 'em out for a while, but that I have allergies.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_05: That's but I had them out.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_05: That's exactly why I had to do it.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_05: But the song made the allergies worse, you know.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_04: It did.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_04: Now we've been doing this show for about 10 minutes so far.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_04: Have there been any is there anyone else in the White House that we are creating tributes for that are that are leaving?
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_04: They're coming fast and furious.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_04: There are more people leaving the White House than were in the Academy Ward in memoriam, you know, section.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, absolutely.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, if there was an in-memorium for this administration and it went all four years, I mean, uh that'd be like a three-hour show.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_05: Just little flashes of each of the in-memoriums.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_04: That's right.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_04: And I think that's a good way to remember her.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_05: And you know, I think we'll have some other opportunities to remember her because you know those commercials that she had filmed of herself, and she's just right.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_05: She has some ongoing contract for those.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_05: So I think we're gonna be seeing her, you know, in her cowboy Barbie or Warfighter Barbie or Ice Terrorist Barbie.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_05: You know, we're gonna see her in different outfits probably for a long time.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_05: And there's no question she'll land on her feet or on her back, probably more than wearing those heels, she shouldn't land on her feet.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, no.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_04: So having said all that, I mean I feel like we it was a little bit of a downer.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_05: And and yeah, you know, we usually start on such upbeat things, and here we're talking about downer stuff.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_04: And we sort of married the lead because I think you and I both attended the march.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, the he's our king rally.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, wait, no, it was the no king rally.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_04: You know, not no king.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_04: I thought it was one king.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_05: One king, right, exactly.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_05: Because I thought it was, but you know, I found out it wasn't.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_05: It was nice.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_05: I they gave me some iced tea.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_05: It was kind of you know, it was fun.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_05: I met I met an old lady that knitted, you know.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, it was okay, you know.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, they only gave you iced tea?
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: Because I I don't know whether you got this or not, but you know, I got paid to be there.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_04: I I wasn't even gonna go, but they paid me through some fund.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_04: I I don't know, it was source or something.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_04: Did you get paid?
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, the source fund.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I think.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no, I took that for granted.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, of course I got I not only that, I gotta tell you, I got the check for going to the one king rally, but then I also got another check.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_05: I got another thousand dollar check for voting early in the midterms, even though the ballots hadn't even been printed yet.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_05: I already voted.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_04: I haven't gotten that check yet.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_04: And for the people who are uneducated, Steve, maybe you can kind of go over.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_04: I think I we we both have our brochures, right?
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: From the got mine right here.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_04: And uh the Soros fund.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_04: Do you want to kind of go over what the Soros fund?
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_04: Because some people may not know that George Soros was heavily involved.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_05: Let me just take a look at the brochure here.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_05: The top of the brochure kind of describes the fund.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_05: It's called the Soros Fund.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, the Soros fund is a fund established in 1947 in honor of the king of liberalism, George Soros.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_05: This trillion dollar fund, trillion dollars, uh he's got Elon Musk beat deep pockets.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_05: This trillion dollar fund was created to pay Americans to enact democratic laws, invade our country illegally, set woke policies, and elect people who look like Starbucks customers.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_05: Well it sounds good.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_04: Well, on the surface, but you you take a another closer look and it's pretty evil.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, personally, I only hang around with people who look like they drink coffee at Dunkin' Donuts.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_04: So you know, for me, these these yeah, these Starbucks people, I don't know.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_04: And it sounds like these this compensation are really more like bribes, but I I don't know if that's the category for that.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_05: Or oh no, bribes, bribes are in the administration.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_05: That wouldn't be the source.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_05: That'd be the Trump Foundation is the bribe.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_04: But you know, we're gonna be remodeling our porch coming up here, and I could use a little extra money.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not saying because I'm not I don't support any of those causes, but if George wants to pay me money, I'm I'm up for it, and I'm looking at this brochure, and it looks to me like there's some real opportunities to make some money here.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_05: I'm thinking about your porch, and I'm no engineer, but what if you just take the porch you've got now and just destroy it, completely knock it down, even before you've even drawn up plans for the new one, and then build a 900,000 square foot porch that will dwarf your house.
• 14:52
  unknown: I'd love that.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_05: Wouldn't that be fun?
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_05: You could put a military bunker under it.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_05: Wouldn't that be so cool?
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_04: Wouldn't that I think that's really cool.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_04: So, yeah, so it sounds like I'm gonna need a little cash to do this.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_04: And oh yeah.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_04: Should we go over this list?
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_04: Because I think there's a there's a few of these opportunities for you and I to make some extra money or for the people listening to the show who want to make it.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_05: Sure.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, anyone can play, absolutely, yes.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_05: Why don't you start us out here?
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, the first one was the one that we just got paid for, which was the the rallies, right?
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_04: And uh I got a check, and you yours will be coming for 10 grand, you know, and and and that's for any rally that is either anti-American or anti-Trump, which is the same thing.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, same thing, right?
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_04: You know, and and if you bring your kids, they all get free PlayStations if they're under 18.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_04: And if they're under six, they get free head start.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_04: That comes in handy.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_05: I don't suppose I could get them to leave I'm under 18 because I I don't think so, you know.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_05: I love one of those PlayStations, you know.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_05: I start to wish I can, you know, I don't need that anymore, but oh PlayStation, that'd be cool.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, you know, that's really cool, but I'm really shooting for what he's offering for the Supreme Court.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, now what are they getting?
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_05: Supreme Court, if you're on you know, I get I don't know maybe you gotta be a Supreme Court justice to get these, but they've got a million dollars per justice.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_05: And you don't have to be you know one of the liberal justices, you can be one of the six, you know.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_05: As long as you vote right, you get a million.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_05: Now, I don't know if a million, I don't know how many RVs that would buy Clarence Thomas.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_05: I gotta think for a million, I gotta think Sammy the Bull Alito could get a bunch of upside down flags.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_05: He could probably get hundreds of upside down flags.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, thousands maybe.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_05: What a great offer.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_04: You know, if they legalize abortion or if they make guns illegal, then they're giving each of the Supreme Court members uh ten million dollars apiece.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like that.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like that because that goes against what this country was was founded on.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_04: Abortion and and guns.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_05: See now a million.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, a million for voting the right way, that's a tip.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_05: Ten million, ten millions of bribes.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_05: No, come on.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_05: When when the numbers get that high, you're seeing the quid pro quo, you know.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_05: And which John Roberts has trouble seeing quid pro quo when it's quitting right in its pro quo, but you know, but i it's kind of easy to see there, you know.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, that's that's a little much.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_05: A million, okay.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_05: No, that's cool.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_05: That's cool.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, and and wait, have you heard what he'll do for undocumented people?
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_05: They get free transportation of the country in limos.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_05: He he's got this whole fleet of limos.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_05: You know how the general a few weeks ago was talking about station wagons.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well, he's got they're not station wagons, but they're he's got like a bunch of limos lined up.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_05: That's great.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_05: He escorts him in to the limos, and they got the limos got a full bar and food and all kinds of cool stuff.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_05: You get music you want to listen to, and they'll drive him right over.
• 18:03
  unknown: Nice.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_05: If they can't drive them over, he'll get them a flight on spirit airlines and you know most of them make it.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_05: Or if they can't fly, or decide the flight doesn't work out for one reason or another, he'll get them on a carnival cruise and most of them will make it.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_04: Those cruises are great.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_04: And anything else they they get?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, well, of course, they get free Medicare cards so they can get so they get free medical care everywhere, right?
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_05: Just like the cult says, just like MAGA says.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_05: See, see, and oh, not only that, when they're in the limo, they get ballots that only have you know how most ballots have like both parties, or they have one one on different sides, or they got them on the you know, this is just it just has one side.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_05: Nice.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_04: So that's great.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_05: So they get to vote while they're driving in, and they kind of wait till they hit the Rio Grande to do the voting.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_05: So the voting is actually done technically in Texas of all places, but yeah, they're dispersed all kinds of different places.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_05: And oh, maybe best of all, they get a free four-year scholarship to any Ivy League school.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that makes sense.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, that's just that's outstanding.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I I think that we are obviously support the king, and you know, he's got his own billionaires that give everybody money.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, they don't give money, they just make money, so that's a little different.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they invest in bribes, but well, that's true.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's true.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_04: They have that, but they may want to take a look at what this George Soros is doing because to me, this is pure marketing 101.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_04: This is this is how you how you make the country not as great again.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_05: For example, providing an incentive, you know, you're providing that cash, you know.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and so and again, I don't support this stuff, but on the other side, he's paying for it's a hundred thousand dollars for every abortion and an additional thousand bucks if he if you use the morning after pill, and if you do a third trimester abortion, you get another ten grand.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_04: And for a hundred thousand bucks, you get a hundred thousand bucks if you have the abortion after the baby's been born.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_05: I think our king has talked about that.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_05: He's he's probably handled a few of those.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_04: And to just make the system go smoothly, any doctor that performs abortions gets free country club golf memberships.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_05: That's amazing that he's he's giving that kind of money, and he's really laying it on pretty heavy for particularly for Supreme Court and for some of these other things.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_05: But some areas, you know, the money's not quite as big.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_05: For example, for the trans community.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_05: He he only gives a thousand dollars to trans who have had surgery.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_05: You know, surgery alone is gonna be twenty times that easy, if not more, you know.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_05: But they get a thousand, which is that's about what that limo costs to drive over from Texas, but you know, it's a it's something.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_05: They get a free trip to Disney World for all children under the age of ten who have the surgery.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because you know, sometimes a kid will go to the sixth grade, a boy, and he'll come back a girl.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_05: You keep hearing about that, right?
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_05: So study hall.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_04: I think it happens during study hall, usually.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_05: During study hall, yeah.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_05: And should that happen, they get a trip to Disney World.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_04: That's great.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_05: $2,500 if you do top and bottom surgery.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_04: Gotcha.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_04: I think we need to point out it's not a lot of money, but a lot of people can have multiple surgeries, right?
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_05: Or you could do like part of it.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_05: You say, I'll just do the left side, and then I'll come back next year, I'll do the right side.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe best of all, there is a family discount for members of Christy Gnome's family just because they are so well attuned and so used to plastic surgery.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_04: And I think her husband might really want that benefit.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_04: Voting.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_04: Now, voting's a big deal because we all know there hasn't been a legitimate election for what, a hundred years?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, Jeff, the it's a funny thing.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_05: The Heritage Foundation actually did a study and they found that there were maybe 30 some cases of voter fraud in the last 50 years.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_04: But Steve, so you know if you multiply that by 5,000 years.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_05: Well, and 30.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_05: That shit happens.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_05: That could have tipped elections.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_05: 30 people.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_05: It could have.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, come on.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_05: And we really know that it's 30.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_04: It could have been 31, 32.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: You know, you don't know.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, how do they know that that's exactly what it is?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, and they want to get rid of any voter fraud.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_04: Any voting fraud.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they want to get rid of.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because hey, you know, if if the vote goes the wrong way, then it's fraud.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_04: So so it looks like uh Mr.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_04: Soros is paying everyone a thousand dollars to vote.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_04: I think that's to vote for Democrats, but I could be wrong on that.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, it's it's at ballot.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_05: You know, you only get the voice twice.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_04: $2,000 for every additional vote for the same candidate.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_04: So if you go in there and you vote twice,$100,000 to any state that legalizes year after voting laws.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_04: So that means a year after the election, you can still vote.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_05: That makes it so much easier for our king to find those$11,000 votes.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, exactly.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_05: You just recreate them, you know, just make them up.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_04: And then uh$100 for every dead vote, and then$10 for an illegal.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_04: You know, so it's not a lot of money for them.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_04: The bonus that they offer is free Costco membership.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_05: That is worth it alone.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, the hot dogs alone, come on.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_05: $10 for undocumented people, you know, it's it's a classic case.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_05: They always pay them less, don't they?
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_04: They always do, you know.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_04: No taxes taken out, no taxes taken out.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, no taxes taken out of any.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_05: This is I assume this is all gonna be cash.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_05: So speaking of members of different things, I mean, my gosh, for organizations like Antifa and BLM,$2,000 for every member who hasn't been caught, which that's all members because nobody doesn't have a member, right?
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so it's uh you know, two grand for every member that hasn't been caught committing a crime.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_05: And that would again, that would be everybody because there aren't any.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_04: There aren't any.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_04: That is true.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_05: On the one hand, it's everybody, but on the other hand, it's nobody because there aren't any.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_05: This is one of those conundrums, you know.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_05: It's it's I mean it sounds good, but really who who actually is gonna get that?
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_04: Or as our president would say, motherfucking one.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_05: I've lost count.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_05: Is today power plant day or is today Lego day?
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_05: I can't remember.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_05: But but I digress.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_05: The same Antifa and BLM who give them five thousand.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_05: Now, again, who's gonna get this?
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_05: Because there are nine people, but you know, they're gonna get five thousand for infiltrating the Republican Party uh without being caught.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_05: Can you imagine who could who could get into the Republican Party?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, can you can you picture say, like, okay, well, Antifa, if there were members of Antifa, if there was an Antifa, they might be able to pass Lindsay Graham?
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_05: Lindsey Graham could be in Antifa.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_05: Could be.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I understand too that they also get free custom-made mood rings, like those aura rings, you know, that it'll tell you, oh, you're about to get sick, or oh, your fever is high, or oh, ice is at the door.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_05: You know, it'll tell you all these important things.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_04: I look at the next category that's listed here, and that makes total sense, which is I was kind of trying to figure this out myself.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_04: These late night talk show hosts.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, you know, they would never be criticizing the king if they weren't getting paid for it.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_05: You show me one late night talk show host that ever criticized any other president.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_05: Never, never happens, right?
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_05: Saturday Night Live never made fun of any other president, right?
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_04: Johnny Carson never made fun of anybody.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, nope, it all started, and nobody's ever seen anything like it.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_04: It's probably because of all the money they're getting.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_04: You know, they're getting millions of dollars to be a talk show host, to be the a late night talk show host.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_04: They get millions of dollars from this George Soros, and Soros.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and they pay him per per joke.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_04: And I heard that he actually is funding the next Melania sequel movie because it just creates so many jokes for the late night group.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it creates the jokes, and plus, you gotta think with all this money, he's gotta need some big tax deductions.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_05: So losing millions on a movie, what a great tax deduction! Yes, my gosh, take that right off the top.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's beautiful.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, and and education.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, he's he's all over universities too.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_05: A million dollars per professor, as long as they're you know, like professors, you know, you know what I'm saying?
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_05: Sure, sure.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_05: And oh, students, free textbooks.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_05: As long as the textbooks highlight Japanese internment camps and slavery.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_05: That's so wrong.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_05: We don't want to teach history, we want to teach a story.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_05: We don't want to tell you what actually happened.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, come on.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_05: No can't we move on?
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_04: I I don't understand that.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_05: Of course, they get free legal representation if they're sued for DEI and by of course they're gonna be represented by attorneys who were DUI, I mean DEI hires.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_04: No, actually, the DUI hires will probably be on the prosecuting side on that one, but well, I don't know if they even uh really pay for that because don't most universities just cave whenever they're threatened, yeah.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_05: So they're really the legal cost, yeah.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_05: And they teach about hey, here's how to take a courageous stand, but then they go, Oh, he might say bean things about me.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_05: We better pay him ten million dollars.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds like Miss Banner.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, you know, I bet Miss Banner ponied up money.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_05: I and of course he's funding ethnic food in the dorms so that people begin to think that other ethnicities are are acceptable.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_04: So there then there's some smaller ones, these are are more targeted.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_04: One is wars, oh he's paying money in wars, you know?
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah,$10 billion to Iran to keep fighting us in war.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_04: Wow, that's just a personal thing against our king.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_04: There's no other reason, though, to explain why Iran is still at war, right?
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_04: Unless they're getting money from George Soros.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, because they they got obliterated, right?
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_04: Twice they don't own anything, they don't have anything.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_04: They got obliterated a year ago and they got obliterated again.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they don't have an army, they don't have weapons, they don't have Cub Scouts, they don't have anything, you know.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_04: So I don't understand they need that 10 billion.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_05: Thinking about money, you know, I understand that if gas hits$20 a gallon, which you know, who knows?
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_05: By the time this airs, maybe it is.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_05: I understand that all employees of oil companies are gonna get free Teslas if gas is 20 a gallon.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_04: So he's making money that way.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_04: He makes money on both sides.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you know, I guess that's why you end up being a trillionaire.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_05: That's that's how you do it.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_05: You know, you you if you hang on to all your money, you you two can have a trillion dollars.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_05: Now, a trillion would have to flow in in order to keep it, but don't get caught up in the details, just hang on to it.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_05: And the Federal Reserve, you know, he hasn't forgotten the Federal Reserve, they will get a million dollars each if they keep voting to lower interest rates and just refuse to raise interest rates anytime during the Trump presidency.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_04: It's kind of a trickery thing.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_05: That's kind of what the king wants, is he wants the race to stay low, but keeping the rates low, like most things the king wants, it's gonna blow up.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_05: That can't be sustainable.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_04: You know, he's playing fourth dimension checkers.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, absolutely.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: You know, we don't even know what the point of that was.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_05: And if he said it, he didn't say it.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_05: And if he did say it, he didn't mean it.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_05: And if he did mean it, he was only kidding.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_05: And if he wasn't kidding, then you don't understand the rationale.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_04: We had hail the size of golf balls here uh last week.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_04: And I was not aware that there's some money going in there for that, too.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_04: That I guess that George Soros he's making the weather bad, mostly in the red states.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I just saw that we are about to get kicked out of eccentric Lady Land studios here.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_05: If they're yeah, they're at the door here.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_05: So let's just have the band sing us out, and hey, hopefully, hopefully we'll get our checks.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_05: What do you think?
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I can't wait.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_05: I can't wait either.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_05: Should be cool.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, talk to you soon.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 30:48
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• 31:00
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• 31:05
  SPEAKER_00: So where's my check?
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_00: Where's my check?
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_00: I ought to make some money.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna risk my so where's my check?