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- 0:20Oh, happy Wednesday, September 9th, 2026 on Manila
- 0:24fans. That be Ted Raul. You are tuned in to the
- 0:27Ted Manila Information Show's KMI show for short,
- 0:30because we bring you way too much information.
- 0:31It should be weird news Wednesday, Ted, but when
- 0:34I was planning the rundown, I forgot the day.
- 0:38It was Wednesday. Well, that's quite all right.
- 0:43I mean, I kind of feel like, as you know, we've
- 0:45had this discussion offline. I think... Every
- 0:48day should be weird news. Yeah. You sound really
- 0:54flat middle. It's like you're talking in an outhouse.
- 0:56Yeah, it's true. Let me check the audio connection.
- 1:00It sounds like it's not going through the mic.
- 1:02It sounds like it's going through the computer.
- 1:04Yeah, it's not like your computer microphone
- 1:06and not your main one. Yeah. How about now? How
- 1:09about now? Ah, there we go. Here it was on the
- 1:12sure Mike but it for some reason it shows to
- 1:15sure Mike I don't know whatever the camera AI
- 1:17did when I switched them back and forth in all
- 1:20kinds of wacky stuff my computer and I forgetting
- 1:22to contact Now you're in and out Manila My god,
- 1:28but you can hear me well now Say something maybe
- 1:33yes. Sing a song A, B, C, D, E, F, G. That's
- 1:39not a very good song, but we do hear you. OK,
- 1:42that's a better test. OK, so yeah, well, I know
- 1:46Ted wants to do everything weird. It's hard to
- 1:49find just weird news. That's the thing. But that's
- 1:52not true. Well, I think weird. I don't know how
- 1:58you qualify weird, but. But it's like porn, you
- 2:02know, when you see it. Yes. As for today, because
- 2:08in my mind, it was Tuesday, I forgot that we
- 2:10had, Monday was Labor Day. So I'm going to do
- 2:14Weird News Thursday. Or something like that.
- 2:19So there's a lot of stuff out there. That's true.
- 2:22But some days there are not. And then we're figuring
- 2:26out what we're doing with the YouTube and Rumble
- 2:29thing. So we're having a team powwow tomorrow.
- 2:32So we'll figure it out anyway. as the week goes
- 2:35and we'll keep you guys posted we've been very
- 2:37open and honest about you know what's going down
- 2:39over here right like I don't I don't believe
- 2:42in in keeping secrets from the viewers because
- 2:44you create a community and they're all a part
- 2:46of it you know so well we don't have any we don't
- 2:51have any dark secrets here anyways no no I mean
- 2:54like what we're gonna do like with the show and
- 2:57stuff and like we're what platform we have to
- 2:59move to we got to figure out what to do obviously
- 3:01because we have to pay the bills we have to pay
- 3:03we have to at least hit a break -even point and
- 3:07With the new changes on rumble that isn't really
- 3:10gonna happen. Like it's just not Not feasible.
- 3:13So we're gonna figure out what to do manana But
- 3:16as for today Wednesday We got stuff for you.
- 3:20So we'll get we'll get to the news and and Ted
- 3:23I want to make more use of stuff like this I
- 3:34still think we need to get all the morning zoo
- 3:35sounds. The duck. The air horn. Unpopular opinion?
- 3:46I got that. I have um... Hand laughter. I don't
- 3:55know what this one is. Oh, a punch. A punch.
- 4:01Yeah, that one sucks. Don't ever use it. Yeah,
- 4:03that one sucks. There it is. That's the morning
- 4:07zoo. They have boings. Bounce. They call this
- 4:10one bounce. Yeah. Although it's like, I kind
- 4:15of prefer a more robust. But I know I'm a cartoonist.
- 4:20That's why. Yeah, I could see that. There are
- 4:23more, but we'd have to go through them and we
- 4:26don't have. Let's really not. Let's get to Amazon.
- 4:29Let's do it. We have a lot to talk about today.
- 4:31That story makes me angry. So let's jump to the
- 4:34stories. All right, so first story. As you know,
- 4:41this affects me, Ted, and the picture of the
- 4:43lady that they used, I thought before I read
- 4:46the story on USA Today, I thought surely that
- 4:49must be the grandma of the little baby girl.
- 4:53But it was not. That lady had me beat. She became
- 4:59a new mom again. at 47. Wow. Yeah. She had me
- 5:06way beat. So there you go. But so this this really
- 5:11hit home for me. So for former former Amazon
- 5:16warehouse employees have filed a proposed nationwide
- 5:20class action lawsuit accusing the company of
- 5:23systematically mistreating pregnant workers.
- 5:26The lawsuit alleges Amazon delayed or denied
- 5:30Basic accommodations including things like chairs.
- 5:34I mean Ted chairs for pregnant ladies Sitting
- 5:37down You lazy bitches How dad water Water. Yeah.
- 5:45Well, I mean I hate to say it. I think humans
- 5:47need water Well, not just humans at restroom
- 5:53breaks They're notorious for that. There's all
- 5:56these stories of Amazon warehouse workers having
- 5:58to piss into jugs. That's just non -pregnant
- 6:02people. Think of pregnant women. I don't think
- 6:04ladies would find an easy time peeing into a
- 6:09jug. It's a little bit harder and especially
- 6:11a pregnant lady when you can't even see your
- 6:13feet, like your belly is out, like you're like,
- 6:16where would I put this bucket? So it's really
- 6:19difficult and you have to do it like every 20
- 6:21minutes. Like in that final trimester, I don't
- 6:23know how I got through the show, like an hour,
- 6:25because it's like I was having to pee every 20
- 6:28minutes. So workers say pregnancy -related absences
- 6:31were counted against Amazon's attendance requirements.
- 6:36This is like 11th grade all over again, leading
- 6:38to discipline, unpaid leave, or even termination.
- 6:43One of the key plaintiffs, Wilhelmina Barclay,
- 6:46says she repeatedly requested accommodations
- 6:49before suffering severe abdominal abdominal pain
- 6:53while lifting heavy objects at a New York warehouse.
- 6:56She was taken from work in a wheelchair hospitalized
- 7:01and then later fired after missing work because
- 7:05of her. What a sweetie. Wait, see? Oh, wait,
- 7:10let me let me read that part again. Fired because
- 7:14she missed work due to pregnancy related emergencies.
- 7:23That called for that, for sure. Amazon denies
- 7:27the allegations, of course. The company says
- 7:29it approved more than 99 .9 % of pregnancy related
- 7:33accommodation requests last year and provides
- 7:35up to 20 weeks of paid leave. I presume they
- 7:39mean mat leave to eligible employees. Just as
- 7:44a sidebar. I wanted to add this in there myself.
- 7:47So the United States does have some federal protections
- 7:50for pregnant workers since Going all the way
- 7:53back to 2023 Ted our great nation as progressive
- 7:56as it is all the way back to 2023 the Pregnant
- 8:01Workers Fairness Act has required employers with
- 8:04at least 15 workers to provide reasonable accommodations
- 8:08unless doing so creates an undue hardship Employers
- 8:12generally cannot force workers onto the leave
- 8:15when another reasonable adjustment would allow
- 8:17them to continue working. And what America does
- 8:21lack though is universal federal paid maternity
- 8:25leave. The FMLA, which is Family Medical Leave
- 8:28Act, offers eligible workers up to 12 weeks of
- 8:32job protected leave, but it can be unpaid. and
- 8:36excludes many many many many more workers that's
- 8:39usually yeah this this goes back to the bill
- 8:42clinton administration and man did democrats
- 8:45ever brag about it and i guess it's better than
- 8:49nothing but it's not much better than nothing
- 8:51yeah this is look you have to be um i'm not a
- 8:55payroll person but i think they call it the you
- 8:57have to be an exempt employee where you're like
- 8:59salaried or something and then and then you can
- 9:02take your your leave and your job is protected
- 9:05for a whopping 12 weeks. Unpaid. Right. It's
- 9:10unpaid, but you can still have your job. That
- 9:13wasn't my experience, but I had a much better
- 9:15experience. But most hourly workers have no job
- 9:20protections and guaranteed no pay. So by comparison,
- 9:27Russia provides 140 days of paid mat leave. China
- 9:31guarantees at least 98 days with longer periods
- 9:36depending on the province you're in. France generally
- 9:39provides six weeks of maternity leave supported
- 9:43through its social security system. All three
- 9:45countries also impose workplace protections for
- 9:49pregnant employees. So they're basically, to
- 9:54summarize that, it means all of those countries,
- 9:56Russia, China, and France, if you are pregnant,
- 10:00working lady if you ask for a chair you get a
- 10:04chair you need to go pee you can go pee well
- 10:08not at amazon no no they don't well they don't
- 10:12have amazon in russia they have wild berries
- 10:14which you know but american law does not require
- 10:17a chair for at amazon right american law may
- 10:21require a chair or additional bathroom break
- 10:24it still does not guarantee That a woman can
- 10:27afford to take any time off after giving birth.
- 10:29So it may require a chair. That's Mm -hmm her
- 10:34bitch here May depending on the situation if
- 10:38it doesn't cause Jeff Jeff Bezos undue hardship
- 10:42for Wilhelmina Barclay to get a chair I Don't
- 10:46want to cause, you know poor poor innocent Jeff
- 10:49Bezos any undue hardship By asking for a chair.
- 10:53Yeah be wrong So that lady that the article cited,
- 10:57Wilhelmina Barclay, she was terminated, I guess,
- 11:02just before her baby was born. That's awesome.
- 11:04There was another lady they referenced, the one
- 11:06I talked about earlier, the 47 -year -old lady.
- 11:09I think her name was Jennifer something. She
- 11:14was also terminated because apparently, Ted,
- 11:18she was taking too many potty breaks and used
- 11:21up all of her unpaid time. They calculated her
- 11:24potty break times. Charming. And counted it against
- 11:29her. So look, this is the problem. One of the
- 11:34many problems here in the US is that globally
- 11:39we have a declining birth rate, the United States
- 11:42especially. We have created a society that has
- 11:47told us Family is not important. Children are
- 11:50not important. Babies are not. Certainly, fetuses,
- 11:53babies in utero are certainly not important.
- 11:56And the vessels that carry them, we are certainly
- 11:59not important. We are disposable. Go make your
- 12:02baby somewhere else on a pasture. You're replaceable.
- 12:07And the whole, I feel like the whole of society,
- 12:14as much as they try to harp on Like, oh, we've
- 12:18progressed so much and we care about women and
- 12:22children or whatever. I would argue if we look
- 12:25at all of the businesses that the US has, I mean,
- 12:29you can go anywhere from, I don't know, one of
- 12:32Elon's companies, let's say Tesla or whatever.
- 12:35All of these companies seem to have violations,
- 12:40strikes against them when it comes to pregnant
- 12:42women. Elon is the guy that says I don't want
- 12:45to drag Elon into this but he's a tech oligarch
- 12:47just like Jeff Bezos when it comes to their means
- 12:51of production versus your me people like me uterus
- 12:56having females Our means of production are Not
- 13:03important and that's what pisses me off about
- 13:06this country and we shit on all the other countries
- 13:09like China We shit on Russia. We shit on all
- 13:12these like these, you know, like Iran, those
- 13:16people all have job protections and forced accommodations.
- 13:21And you know what, Ted? When you're on the fucking
- 13:25metro, people get up for a pregnant lady. They
- 13:29didn't do that for me when I was pregnant with
- 13:32my son. And thankfully for me, when I worked
- 13:36for RT all those years and I had my son almost
- 13:39eight years ago, Not only did did I have job
- 13:43protections Every accommodation if I asked I
- 13:48was like, oh my god I got major sciatica because
- 13:50my son descended down on to my sciatic nerve
- 13:53They people they had somebody help wheel me around
- 13:57the studio because I couldn't walk from from
- 14:00my office Onto the set they would wheel me to
- 14:05the studio. They would have people help me they
- 14:08accommodated Things that I didn't even ask or
- 14:11think of and then when I came back from Matt
- 14:13leave they surprised me with a private A private
- 14:20space room that they made just for me so I could
- 14:25pump That's what the evil Russians did for me
- 14:30Manila, because I haven't studied the story very
- 14:33much. These ladies, were they 1099 contract workers
- 14:37or they actually Amazon employees? Amazon employees.
- 14:42That is insane. W -2 employees. So there's four
- 14:47ladies so far stepping forward to sue and they're
- 14:50trying to urge other women from Obviously there
- 14:54there's got to be tons more right Amazon employees
- 14:57tens of thousands of people It's the second as
- 14:59far as retail goes tens of thousands of employees
- 15:02second only behind Walmart. So I imagine Annually,
- 15:07there's got to be thousands of women who are
- 15:09pregnant that are w2 employees of these corporations
- 15:13They're urging these women to step up So I don't
- 15:18know if some if you if you know an Amazon pregnant
- 15:20Amazon lady or was pregnant or whatever Would
- 15:24urge if you hear this you tell your friend Tell
- 15:27them to to look into this class -action lawsuit
- 15:30because nothing is gonna change until you hurt
- 15:33them in the pocket Unless you you can kick Jeff
- 15:37Bezos in the balls I don't know if it matters
- 15:39because I think his balls went to Lauren Sanchez's
- 15:41purse her maze bag but But it where it will hurt
- 15:48him is in the pocketbook And if you sue the shit
- 15:51out of him and make an example out of him, then
- 15:55that's the only way things can change. I mean,
- 15:59I don't know all the details of the of of not
- 16:03only the laws, but what happened independently
- 16:06to these women. But it sounds to me, Ted, that
- 16:10like it came from the the the rules came from
- 16:15the top down that the managers on the floor.
- 16:18the Amazon warehouses were literally walking
- 16:23around like the the older lady the 47 year old
- 16:25lady They walked around to make sure You're doing
- 16:31what you're supposed to be doing standing up
- 16:34because the the 47 year old lady She said she
- 16:38was basically given a demerit Because she found
- 16:41a stool to sit on to do what she was supposed
- 16:44to do like in the warehouse Which didn't require
- 16:48her to walk around she was processing like returns
- 16:51and stuff. She could do it from her station And
- 16:53so she found a chair and she was like eight months
- 16:56pregnant. She found a chair to sit on sat on
- 17:00it the floor manager came around saw her sitting
- 17:03took the chair from her Sighted her and that
- 17:06went in her permanent file and ultimately she
- 17:08was later fired. So you have hired People that
- 17:14would have been I don't know in the Gestapo to
- 17:18go be your floor managers and harass and bully
- 17:22pregnant women. This is horrid, horrible. So,
- 17:28I mean, my kid's only four months old, so I'm
- 17:31like still coming off of like the tens of thousands
- 17:34of percent increase in hormones. Hearing that
- 17:36this was happening to other women just infuriates
- 17:40me to no end. And also it makes me feel like
- 17:46when I look back to when I was pregnant with
- 17:48my son, how lucky I was that I worked for the
- 17:51evil Russians because the evil Russians not only
- 17:54paid my time off, gave me great health care benefits,
- 17:58but then had every accommodation like they thought
- 18:01I had for me. Like I never thought to have a
- 18:04breast pump room. Like who would ever think to
- 18:07ask their employer for that? Right. I didn't
- 18:09even have to ask. I came back and they had it
- 18:12waiting for me. I was like, what? You guys did
- 18:15this for me? It's so nice. Yeah. I can't believe.
- 18:19And meanwhile, you hear all the noise outside.
- 18:22This is right in the middle of the Russiagate
- 18:25stuff and all this stuff in 2018. And I was like,
- 18:29if these assholes out there could only know what
- 18:32was happening behind these studio doors of how
- 18:38well they treated this pregnant lady. And then
- 18:40there were subsequent pregnant people. They don't
- 18:42care. I mean, facts don't matter. That was an
- 18:45example of how U .S. employers should treat their
- 18:49workers. But we don't. But we don't, because
- 18:54we do not care about women and families and children.
- 18:59The Russians do. Even the evil Chinese. Did you
- 19:03see Tim Poole's morning stream, his video they
- 19:07has up? No. Talk about a complete tool. So you're
- 19:11talking about the evil Russians. That's how I
- 19:13bring this up. He has a picture of a very menacing
- 19:15looking Putin, just Russian attack on NATO thwarted.
- 19:21Meanwhile, you've got slime bags like Jeff Bezos
- 19:28doing this to Americans. Which of them is actually
- 19:32a greater threat? Which of them is the problem?
- 19:35It's not the Russian. It's not the Russian. It's
- 19:38our tech oligarchs. Yeah, yeah mccade and over
- 19:42in Australia. Thank you for the donation. He
- 19:44says You obviously don't remember what happened
- 19:47to the security guard in Seinfeld who got the
- 19:49chair? Was it what I think was it George George
- 19:57gave him the chair right George was like hey
- 20:00Like I do remember wouldn't you be more comfortable
- 20:02in a chair? That's that's exactly right that
- 20:05in a nutshell is like the American workforce
- 20:08and how we treat our employees. And then we wonder
- 20:12why our society is uncaring and cold and mean
- 20:15is because we, you hire the Gestapo to walk around
- 20:21the floor and make sure everybody's doing exactly
- 20:25what they're supposed to be doing on their feet
- 20:28at all times. So anyway, any other pregnant ladies
- 20:32out there that work for Amazon, please look into
- 20:35this lawsuit. Please see if your rights were
- 20:38violated. Don't be afraid. What about pregnant
- 20:41men? Can pregnant men get in on this lawsuit?
- 20:43I'm sure Bezos probably hired some pregnant dudes.
- 20:46People with deuteroses. A deuterous. We can't
- 20:51discriminate against pregnant men. No, I mean,
- 20:55yeah, for sure. I mean, they're man China. That's
- 20:58true. I'm only speaking for my own though. I
- 21:01can only speak for my own people. I only know
- 21:04that pregnant women I know that having been a
- 21:07pregnant woman twice, that a chair would be useful.
- 21:12By the way, Manila, one of our commenters points
- 21:15out that Phillips says, the oldest verified woman
- 21:20to give birth is Aramati Mangayama. She's from
- 21:25India. She gave birth to twin girls on September
- 21:285th, 2019 at the age of 74. Oh, I heard about
- 21:33that. Was that natural though? Or was that? Or
- 21:36preternatural? Or was it IVF? She had help. Come
- 21:45on. I mean, I kind of have to say I call some
- 21:48sort of bullshit on this. I'm not sure exactly
- 21:51what nature of bullshit it is, but there's got
- 21:53to be some bullshit here. Yeah, that's gotta
- 21:56be true. It's just not possible. Your ovaries
- 21:59are a fossil of that. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
- 22:03That's Yeah, I like you that that's like I Mean
- 22:09maybe it's not impossible, but I imagine that's
- 22:12not that's not a natural conception We might
- 22:17have different ideas about what verified means
- 22:21than they do Maybe maybe I don't know, but I
- 22:26know the Amazon ladies were not These are not
- 22:31the highest IVF is expensive and Amazon is notorious
- 22:34for not Not giving you the best benefits not
- 22:37paying the highest and not whatever, right? I
- 22:40mean there I'm sure there are worse But I'm fairly
- 22:43sure Ted that these women were not IVF moms.
- 22:46These were natural conception surprise pregnancies
- 22:50and And this is how the shit rolled down the
- 22:55hill on these women. They actually had gestapo
- 22:58like Floor managers walking around taking chairs
- 23:02away from them Well, I can't say any of this
- 23:07is I mean honestly, I mean I I can't say I'm
- 23:10terribly surprised I've had some really fucking
- 23:12terrible bosses and worked for terrible people
- 23:15How petty like what kind of a person are you
- 23:19what no I used to I had a job Okay, I'll tell
- 23:21this story. I had a job. I was not pregnant with
- 23:24my deuterus. I had a job at the Bank of New York
- 23:26It was in Jersey City I lived on the Upper West
- 23:29Side of Manhattan. It's about an hour and a half
- 23:31commute one way. Oh God, Ted. Yeah, it sucked.
- 23:36I mean, you know, what can I say? I needed a
- 23:37job desperately. So the job blew. But I was there
- 23:43about a month and I got a horrible stomach bug.
- 23:50And, you know, to the point where I couldn't
- 23:52even make it, like, down the stairs of my building.
- 23:54I mean, if I'd ridden the subway, I would have
- 23:56been projectile vomiting all over New Yorkers.
- 23:58I mean, and not to mention shitting my pants.
- 24:01It was just impossible. You know, like, just
- 24:03debilitating. So I called in sick. They said,
- 24:10oh, well, you're still on your probation, 90
- 24:13-day probation. You're not allowed to take any
- 24:15sick days. So they fired me. So and they recruited
- 24:23me by the way away from my previous job So so
- 24:30this is how they treat a dude who got sick Yeah,
- 24:33yeah, I mean And by the way, why would they want
- 24:37a dude with a stomach bug to come in? I mean,
- 24:39you know, I could have gotten a doctor's note.
- 24:41It wasn't like it was all legit. I mean It's
- 24:44like it was all true. I mean, I wasn't having
- 24:47a good time Just kicking it at home or fucking
- 24:50my girlfriend. I mean nothing was happening um,
- 24:53but it was just like, you know, they just Yeah,
- 24:57you're sick. So don't come in and you know, it
- 24:59was great because I actually fucking hated the
- 25:02job So I was like, all right. Yeah, but maybe
- 25:04this works for me. It's not right. It's just
- 25:07how how we treat workers is isn't Not very different
- 25:12than how we treat prison inmates. I Mean I was
- 25:16expelled from college because I was in the hospital
- 25:19finals week. I mean, you know like like am I
- 25:23going too far Ted we'll move on after this but
- 25:26Am I going too far to say how we treat workers?
- 25:29Especially laborers and I don't mean giving birth
- 25:32labor I mean laborers people that work hourly
- 25:35people that do the hard like the physical hard
- 25:37work. Yeah We don't treat them too differently
- 25:40than how prison guards treat inmates No, no,
- 25:44I mean, well, it's a very similar relationship,
- 25:46right? I mean people employers think that because
- 25:49they pay you a salary that you are their slave
- 25:52You're their property. You're like a stapler.
- 25:55You're not a human being with needs and Physical
- 26:00or otherwise, so of course they don't give a
- 26:02shit about you Which is why it's hilarious to
- 26:04me when I hear people being excessively concerned
- 26:07about their About their their employer. I'm like,
- 26:10yeah, fuck your employer. Yeah Yeah, that's why
- 26:12we were saying like when when Gen Z started ghosting
- 26:15on the the jobs that they had accepted good for
- 26:17them Whatever Don't show up that That is punk
- 26:24rock don't show up fucking leave them hanging.
- 26:26Whatever couldn't agree more could not agree
- 26:29Anyway, if you know Amazon people that were pregnant
- 26:32have them check out the These women are trying
- 26:36to gin up support and get more people to join
- 26:39the class action. So if you know anyone that
- 26:41was pregnant that had worked at Amazon, maybe
- 26:44they should re -examine. And I am happy to actually
- 26:48advocate for that right here on this show, because
- 26:51having been fortunate, so fortunate, and to know
- 26:55that the rest of all these other women in America
- 26:59didn't have the experience that I had, the least
- 27:02I can do is say, Pass the word on if you know
- 27:07an Amazon worker and she was pregnant have her
- 27:10look in or he or he How they were treated they
- 27:15see what I did there they were treated in the
- 27:18time that they were pregnant and if if their
- 27:20rights might have been violated and This is how
- 27:24you make an impact and how you affect change
- 27:26going forward hit him where it hurts agreed Remember
- 27:33the good old days before 9 -11, when you could
- 27:37walk someone all the way to the airport gate
- 27:39without buying a ticket? The TSA is bringing
- 27:41back a limited version of that pre -9 -11 tradition.
- 27:45A new program called Gapeside by TSA PreCheck
- 27:48allows eligible PreCheck members to pass through
- 27:51security even though they may not be flying.
- 27:54That means you can accompany your relative to
- 27:56the gate, welcome someone home, or meet a friend
- 27:59during a layover. You can also... paid $19. I'm
- 28:03going to skip that joke. Okay, the program is
- 28:06free, but access is not automatic. Pre -check
- 28:10members have to apply online between one and
- 28:13three days before their planned visit. TSA will
- 28:17review the request and issue a digital pass.
- 28:20Visitors must bring an acceptable form of ID,
- 28:23of course, and use a TSA pre -checked security
- 28:25line. The pass remains valid for one calendar
- 28:28day and allows multiple entries during that period.
- 28:33I don't understand why it would allow multiple
- 28:35entries. I feel like one time, right? I mean,
- 28:38once. People enrolled in other trusted traveler
- 28:42programs may also qualify if they have a KTN
- 28:45or known traveler number. Gateside is launching
- 28:48at 13 airports including LAX, Dallas -Fort Worth,
- 28:53Vegas, and Salt Lake City International. TSA
- 28:56says more airports will join in the coming months.
- 29:00This of course was something that those of us
- 29:02who are older remember Being able to accompany
- 29:05passengers to the gate or meet someone. This
- 29:08was very useful, especially if you had like a
- 29:10elderly relative So this is a look Not something
- 29:16I say very often. What about that? Oh, well if
- 29:20you are if you have a TSA free check, you don't
- 29:22have to take off your shoes God and the laptops
- 29:26and all of that like you don't have to do that
- 29:27either or take off your in my case take off your
- 29:30belt They always make me take off my belt because
- 29:32it always beeps. Um, yeah, but no, I mean so
- 29:36look I think this is a great thing Good for the
- 29:39government for fine, you know, they don't do
- 29:42very many things, right? This is you know a this
- 29:46is this is a small entry in the non retard category
- 29:50and I want to give them props for that. And I'm
- 29:55serious. It's like, good for them. Great. That's
- 29:57fantastic. Good job. Good job. You can keep your
- 30:04friend that's got a layover. You can keep them
- 30:07company and say hi to an old friend that you
- 30:09haven't seen in a long time. You would actually
- 30:11then end up like dining at the airport restaurants
- 30:15or whatever with your friend. You'd actually
- 30:17boost economic Cape capacity maybe if you can
- 30:23go in like so that way that way the traveler
- 30:26doesn't have to go out and risk being late coming
- 30:30back right like Because that's how that's happened
- 30:33to me before Or like like with my mom. My mom
- 30:36needs a wheelchair to get through an airport
- 30:37as big as like LAX, right? That's Huge like she
- 30:41can't hustle So you we had to rely if she was
- 30:45traveling alone. We would have to rely on like
- 30:49Ordering the wheelchair ahead of time having
- 30:51one of the the the airport workers like stay
- 30:55with her to get her onto the plane like it was
- 30:57it's a whole thing, you know, like It's a whole
- 31:00mess. But in this case, like you said if you
- 31:04can have a friend there It makes everybody happy.
- 31:07So this is nothing at all. Nothing. It is a Ted.
- 31:11Is this a Homeland Security thing? It's well,
- 31:15yeah, it would be TSA is is DHS. Yeah So things
- 31:20are improving after Kristi Noem left. Well, that's
- 31:24not surprising. I feel like, you know, every
- 31:27time I wake up and Kristi Noem is like not like,
- 31:31you know, near me is a day that like I've benefited
- 31:34from. She's not in your face on the news. Just
- 31:38in general, just not having Kristi Noem around
- 31:41is good. But she's busy going through her divorce
- 31:45from her balloon -boobed husband. Well, that's
- 31:48true. But on the on the other hand, he's now
- 31:51free. So the ladies, you know, are going to be
- 31:52lining up to date him. Do you think he's going
- 31:57to date or do you think he's just going to keep
- 31:59doing his online fetish thing? Yeah, his balloon
- 32:04boob fetish thing. I would suspect he will continue
- 32:07to balloon boob. Once you're a balloon boober,
- 32:09always a balloon boober. Oh, totally unrelated,
- 32:14but tangentially, since we're talking about like
- 32:16balloon boobs and it's Weird News Wednesday.
- 32:19this morning. So not too far from here in Maryland,
- 32:23every year around this time, they do the Renaissance
- 32:26Fair. I've never been, I'm not into those things,
- 32:30but the Renaissance Fair. You're not gay. That's
- 32:33right. So the Renaissance Fair is coming through
- 32:36and for whatever reason, this made it onto local
- 32:41news. This year, they are implementing like dress
- 32:46code restrictions, right? Like they encourage
- 32:48you to dress in, you know, like if you want to
- 32:53wear a costume, you want to look like a princess,
- 32:54you want to look like a knight, whatever, that's
- 32:56great, fine. You can have some face paint. So
- 32:58this year they said, they told people if you're
- 33:00coming, you cannot have like any scary, scary
- 33:03costumes, like this isn't Halloween, you can't
- 33:06look like this, you can't look like that. An
- 33:08absolute all out ban on furries. Um, I'm okay
- 33:15with that No, I mean, I think there should sort
- 33:18of generally be a ban on furries like even in
- 33:21your private home Like it should just be like
- 33:24no It's the only form of of expression that I
- 33:30believe should be banned by law So the first
- 33:32amendment should have a specific carve -out against
- 33:35furry expression So there's no furries allowed
- 33:39at the Renaissance Fair this year and I would
- 33:43presume going forward Because apparently the
- 33:47people and they they justified why they said
- 33:49the people that tend to dress as furries Don't
- 33:53listen to rules and they act out of line. They're
- 33:58insolent Mm -hmm. They they behave out of line
- 34:03with how you're supposed to behave at the Renaissance
- 34:05Fair I don't know what that means because I've
- 34:07never been but apparently you just walk around
- 34:11and You suck in the medievalocity, that's all.
- 34:20So apparently these furries are putting on their
- 34:23own little sideshows that are unauthorized performances.
- 34:27And they're, like you said, insolent. So there
- 34:31you go. No furries allowed at this year's Maryland
- 34:36Renaissance Fair. Okay, then. There you go and
- 34:40exile the Knights of Malta now we had a story
- 34:43about Malta yesterday says Ted I think I might
- 34:48have the ultimate recruiter story a recruiter
- 34:50had me in her car and So I was a captive audience
- 34:56and then she explained She's Jeffrey Dahmer's
- 35:00cousin Well, was she threatening like if you
- 35:05don't enlist I'll eat you Like if you don't join
- 35:08my company, I'm gonna do to you what my cousin
- 35:10like it's in the family This is what we do like
- 35:13we we be to be behind we be angry We eat we eat
- 35:19our workers like Well, you know that that seems
- 35:22like the ultimate expression of capitalism right
- 35:25to eat your workers. Well, that's true and look
- 35:28To be fair to cousin Dahmer Well, what did he
- 35:34ever do? When did he ever hurt anyone? It was
- 35:37a she. It's not her fault. Right. Or his. It's
- 35:41not her fault that she's Jeffrey Dahmer's cousin.
- 35:45All the serial killers, they have family. They're
- 35:47not necessarily all but mostly. Well, somebody
- 35:52had to birth them. Some people don't have any
- 35:55family. No, I mean, literally somebody had to
- 35:57birth them, so there's extended family somewhere.
- 36:00So, I mean, I went to school with the Booth sisters.
- 36:06Ring a bell, Ted? No. Booth? No, I don't know
- 36:09who that is. As in John Wilkes? Oh, OK, that's
- 36:13going way back. OK, all right. I went to high
- 36:15school with the Booth sisters. They're like the
- 36:17great, great, great. whatever, grand nieces or
- 36:21something, of John Wilkes. It's not their fault.
- 36:26It's not their fault. Their great, great, great,
- 36:29great, great grand uncle is a president killer.
- 36:32True. I never held it against him. He was a hero.
- 36:36John Wilkes Smith was a hero. He did the Lord's
- 36:38work. Six simple tyrannus, thus two tyrants.
- 36:44So well either way just because their great uncle
- 36:48grand uncle was a murderer doesn't mean I held
- 36:52it against the girls They didn't do anything
- 36:54that you know murderers people eaters. They all
- 36:57have relatives purple people eaters Yeah, they're
- 37:01not necessarily bad people Oh, by the way, I
- 37:07know it says rats drop but I think that says
- 37:10porn star What do you think of furries Robbie?
- 37:14Besides being like part of the Tyler Robinson,
- 37:20that's what Tyler Robinson, the alleged Charlie
- 37:23Kirk killer was into. It wasn't him, but they're
- 37:27weird. Now Renaissance Fairs, I do enjoy them.
- 37:29I think they're a lot of fun, especially like
- 37:31the jousting. I'm dead serious. I mean, you can
- 37:36see why back in the day people would go and they
- 37:39would go watch these tournaments because it's
- 37:40freaking awesome. These horses are huge. And
- 37:44you just see these two men with these, you know,
- 37:46those lances just going, just doing their best
- 37:48just to knock the other poor bastard off of his
- 37:50horse. It's, it's, uh, it's safe for them. It's
- 37:55a little gay, but all right. So it's kind of
- 37:59cool. I think homosexual kind of way. Sure. So
- 38:02I think that, well, Ted, would you outlaw jousting
- 38:05or football if you had to pick one or the other?
- 38:07No, I'd have to go football because it hurts
- 38:08a lot more people. Well, maybe by definition
- 38:12then in Ted's world is far more gay, but no,
- 38:15I mean seriously I mean it was really good because
- 38:19it's it's a snapshot to a world that no longer
- 38:22exists That's mano a mano. I Mean, it's just
- 38:26like it's right there talking to talk about a
- 38:29warrior ethos and Ted you being French No, I
- 38:32get you're probably still upset about Calais
- 38:34itself. Now the English did not play by the play
- 38:36by the rules but Jessie's pretty awesome. But
- 38:42furries are not according to Robbie. Furries.
- 38:45They're just really bizarre. Why would you want
- 38:49to wear like an Easter bunny costume in the middle
- 38:51of like 95 degree Washington, D .C. area heat
- 38:55with like 82 percent humidity like today? Like,
- 38:59why? Why? Why would you want to do that? I don't
- 39:02think that's really the. The issue I don't get
- 39:07like why the furries want to dress like like
- 39:09why would you want to do that? And then show
- 39:11up to the Renaissance Fair where it's like almost
- 39:13a hundred degrees and almost a hundred percent
- 39:15humidity in the in like swamp weather like why?
- 39:20That's not smart like it No, makes no sense Like
- 39:25I don't get it. But anyway, we're not furry fans
- 39:28here You should do it in the in the wintertime
- 39:31at least in a more in a more mild climate like
- 39:34DC Just do it in the winter time. That way you'll
- 39:36be less stinky. I agree. If you're going to wear
- 39:39your furry outfit in public, wait till the winter.
- 39:43And, you know, maybe then that's why you'll be
- 39:45less angry and not because you won't be sweating
- 39:48all gross under your Easter, your Easter bunny
- 39:51costume or whatever else they wear. I don't know.
- 39:54Montana might be better for you because it's
- 39:55so much colder here. So that way you'll be able
- 39:58to stay warm. Yeah, but hunters might mistake
- 40:00them for like a giant. True. Well, that's to
- 40:05me that's a bonus but all right And also this
- 40:09is for the there's so much bigger than the animals
- 40:12that it would be kind of like, you know a bonus
- 40:15to To the hunters. It's like for the there's
- 40:19hunters who are starting out. They're like they're
- 40:21like eight They're not good shots this gives
- 40:24them a chance to Annie Annie Annie in the rumble
- 40:28chat says Ted a little gay ain't so bad and M
- 40:31Scott says It's more for geeky types, not gays.
- 40:35More lesbians, probably. You know, it's mega
- 40:39-geek for sure. That's very, very true. I would
- 40:43agree. I know a few people that go to those things.
- 40:47Wait, as furries? No, no, no. To the medieval...
- 40:51No, Renaissance bear. It's wild because, for
- 40:54example... If you ever go through, if you read
- 40:57any of the old military manuals from back in
- 40:59there, like the Shoddy Geekon that was written
- 41:01by Maurice, it was written like in the 400, involved
- 41:03the 500s, I guess. It's a snapshot into a world
- 41:07that no longer exists. And I think that's one
- 41:10of the things that's really cool about the way
- 41:11that the Renaissance spheres were. Not the fantasy
- 41:14of Merlin and stuff. I'm talking about the actual
- 41:16sports back then, like the sword fighting or
- 41:21the jousting. It's like a photograph from the
- 41:261800s. It's capturing something that no longer
- 41:29exists. It's pretty cool. Medieval times is still
- 41:32a thing in Los Angeles or in Buena Park, actually
- 41:36in Orange County. Have you guys ever heard of
- 41:38medieval times? Of course. And it's amazing.
- 41:42Do you remember? That's where they go in Married
- 41:46to the Mob and Married to the Mob. Medieval medieval
- 41:51medieval times is kind of cool and the barbecue
- 41:54they serve is pretty good But they do the jousting
- 41:57and they do the whole thing and like you can
- 42:00buy your you know Like your your princess crown
- 42:03and your whatever you can you can you could you
- 42:06could play a dress up there all year round It's
- 42:09Southern, California. Whatever and they do the
- 42:11jousting and stuff. So one time at my school
- 42:14they brought they They did this for the poor
- 42:18kids back then in the 80s they brought medieval
- 42:20times to our school and we we got to see like
- 42:24the horses came and they jousted and stuff and
- 42:27like this is like the first time city kids like
- 42:29me got to like be up close and personal to a
- 42:31horse so do they still do that i hope that they
- 42:34do i don't think so i i think there's i don't
- 42:39know there's it probably costs too much and parents
- 42:42were like oh you're bringing giant beasts into
- 42:45the school i don't know they had stuff in the
- 42:4880s Yeah, it's violent. It's, you know, all that
- 42:50stuff. Yeah. Even the hood ain't hood anymore.
- 42:53Everything that's really cool doesn't happen
- 42:55anymore. Right. Right. Because everyone's like,
- 42:57oh, it's violent. And remember, I said I'm from
- 42:59the hood has gentrified where I'm from. It's
- 43:02not as hood. It's not the hood. It's not the
- 43:04hood anymore. It's hood light. Very, very, very
- 43:07light. Yeah. Yeah. Very, very light. Yeah. So
- 43:11there you go. All right. Alright this one out
- 43:18of pissed head off So for nearly 25 years New
- 43:22Yorkers have questioned what government officials
- 43:24knew about the toxic air surrounding ground zero
- 43:27after the 9 -eleven attacks a massive collection
- 43:29of city records may finally provide some answers
- 43:32mayor Zoran Mamdani's administration is Releasing
- 43:35more than a hundred seventy thousand pages Jeez
- 43:39a lot of documents concerning air quality health
- 43:43risks and government communications following
- 43:45the collapse of the World Trade Center The records
- 43:48suggest officials possessed at that time evidence
- 43:52that conditions in lower Manhattan could be dangerous
- 43:55even as residents, students, office workers,
- 43:58and cleanup crews were encouraged to return,
- 44:00you know, go back to life as usual. One internal
- 44:03document known as the Harding Memo showed city
- 44:07officials were already anticipating thousands
- 44:09of possible lawsuits related to toxic exposure
- 44:12in October of 2001. month later they were like
- 44:17bracing for a slew of lawsuits. The memo also
- 44:22discussed ways to limit the city's potential
- 44:25legal liability. The collapse of the towers spread
- 44:28asbestos, silica, metals, pulverized concrete,
- 44:32glass, and other hazardous materials across lower
- 44:35Manhattan. Fires continued burning for months,
- 44:37releasing additional carcinogens into the air.
- 44:40Thousands of first responders Recovery workers
- 44:43and survivors have since developed respiratory
- 44:45diseases and cancers associated with that exposure.
- 44:49Many spent years fighting the government to recognize
- 44:51their illnesses and cover their treatment. The
- 44:54document release follows a prolonged health battle
- 44:56by 9 -11 Health Watch, which sought the records
- 45:00through Public Information Sophia requests, the
- 45:03organization accused multiple mayoral administrations
- 45:06of withholding documents and resisting transparency.
- 45:10The central question is no longer whether the
- 45:12air was dangerous. Decades of illness have answered
- 45:15that. The question is whether officials understood
- 45:18the threat, reassured the public anyway, and
- 45:22prioritized reopening lower Manhattan while quietly
- 45:26preparing for legal consequences. Because the
- 45:29New York Times Page. Oh, sorry. This came from
- 45:34the New York Times. So this. This whole internal
- 45:41memo release, Ted, these are like these are like
- 45:48emails going back and forth, right, like between
- 45:50government officials, other workers, lawyers.
- 45:54Yeah, all like basically everyone knew. And no
- 45:58one wanted to say anything. And that's what,
- 46:00like, why is Mamdani releasing this now? Is it
- 46:02just the ceremonial 25 years? Is it just, I mean,
- 46:06where were you 9 -11? I never asked for some
- 46:09reason. So to answer your question, I think that
- 46:14Mamdani is genuinely interested in them. Look,
- 46:18I'll give you what I mean. I think he's interested
- 46:21in the transparency. Mostly, this is going to
- 46:24make his Republican and Republican -lite predecessors
- 46:28look bad. Because starting with Bloomberg and
- 46:32three terms in a row, they covered up these memos.
- 46:37They stayed under Eric Adams, who was effectively
- 46:40like a dino. He was basically really a Republican,
- 46:43same thing. And yes, there was a Democratic administration
- 46:50mixed in there under God, what's his name? I
- 46:56can't, it's his mind. He's a big tall, big tall
- 47:00lurchy one. Lesbian, lesbian black wife. Right,
- 47:04exactly. That one, it'll come to me. Anyway,
- 47:09those guys, but basically it's been covered up
- 47:11now for all these years. Part of what's good.
- 47:15I mean, I think the cynic in me says look Mamdani's
- 47:18catching all sorts of shit for being a Muslim
- 47:19mayor It's the 25th anniversary of 9 -eleven
- 47:22right wingers are you know tacky? How could you
- 47:25have elected a vice president? How could New
- 47:27York have elected a Muslim mayor after what happened
- 47:29on 9 -eleven such a bunch of racist assholes
- 47:32anyway That ended up so this does distract from
- 47:37all that I will give him props for the fact that
- 47:39look This is a good time to talk about it because
- 47:42like people are thinking about 9 -eleven, but
- 47:44he didn't do it on 9 -eleven So it doesn't blow
- 47:46up the news for the 9 -eleven memorial ceremonies.
- 47:50It doesn't do that. So You know, it's like this
- 47:53is a good time to attract it to make a big splash
- 47:56with it and without being tasteless It is really
- 48:00important. It's a reminder that This continues
- 48:03to go on Where I was was I this is I was on my
- 48:10way to Philadelphia. So Me and two other dudes
- 48:15Had like a rain we were about to open up an alt
- 48:19weekly newspaper in Brooklyn called Brooklyn
- 48:21weekly because Brooklyn didn't have an alt weekly
- 48:24It was 2001 and we thought that was a big business
- 48:27opportunity. So we had finally nailed down the
- 48:31big meeting where we were traveling to philadelphia
- 48:34to pick up the 1 .5 million dollar check to seed
- 48:39our company so we were on the train um when my
- 48:44wife at the time called me and said oh and i
- 48:47was just listening to npw i was listening to
- 48:50wnyc where did you guys live at that time um
- 48:52upper west side okay and um She told me what
- 48:57was going on. We were by this this point in Trenton
- 49:00and we like we were like, well, we should you
- 49:02know, let's go ahead and Finish our let's go.
- 49:06We have a we have a million dollars to get so
- 49:08meeting we got a meeting So we go so and I think
- 49:11by the way, I had one of the first jokes of 9
- 49:14-eleven We were walking by the Liberty Bell and
- 49:18display. And the National Park Service guys were
- 49:22running around like crazy, blocking the entrance
- 49:25to protect the Liberty Bell. And I saw one of
- 49:27the guys and I looked at him, I said, what are
- 49:30you worried about? Isn't it already broken? And
- 49:35then we went to the meeting. And then obviously,
- 49:39so hilariously, we had the first really dumb
- 49:41comment of 9 -11, the head of the Pennsylvania
- 49:45newspaper group, um looks who was gonna do the
- 49:49seed thing looks at look we're all watching tv
- 49:53on on uh it's like 11 30 in the morning we're
- 49:56all watching tv and uh watching you know what's
- 49:59going on in new york and he pushes away and he
- 50:01goes no one will ever do business in new york
- 50:05city again and i looked at him and i said dude
- 50:10they do business in Hiroshima I'm like, I was
- 50:14like, we lost two really big buildings. We have
- 50:17thousands more. I mean, big buildings. Yeah.
- 50:21Like seriously, are you a retard? And I didn't
- 50:25say that last part. I said all the, I did say
- 50:26all the other stuff. Um, but that was it. Deal
- 50:30off. Then he withdrew support because he's like,
- 50:35yeah, yeah. 9 11. Nope. No, New York is dead.
- 50:38That was it. That was it. Um, I so so I I kind
- 50:42of am like so i'm personally So sama bin laden
- 50:47cost me some money i'm kind of pissed at him
- 50:49and And then um, and then we then we uh got back
- 50:53on the we figured we tried to get back into new
- 50:55york Uh, we got on the train Um, we we took the
- 50:59septa which is regional transit from philadelphia
- 51:02to trenton Then, uh, they they said oh we have
- 51:05the first train all the trains were stopped The
- 51:07first train is going to go only as far as newark.
- 51:10We're like, okay. Well, we're it's like zeno's
- 51:12paradox We're getting closer to new york. We'll
- 51:15go up to newark right and see what happens there
- 51:17So we get up to newark and then they're like
- 51:20the first Train of any sort is going back into
- 51:23New York City. It's a path train Which is regional
- 51:27like subway and they're like go go go go go and
- 51:30there's like no fare. No fare I still have my
- 51:32ticket from that day and everybody get piles
- 51:35on we all end up on that we all get on the path
- 51:37the path train goes across the marshes and it
- 51:40gets it has a amazing view of Lower Manhattan
- 51:43and so there we're all leaning up against the
- 51:46windows looking at the flames which were 20 30
- 51:5140 stories high from that side. Oh my god, and
- 51:54the and just the black clouds Total silence everybody's
- 51:59just looking and then it's the trains It was
- 52:02the to my knowledge the first train allowed back
- 52:05into new york after the attacks um We the train
- 52:09skipped all the downtown like granite village
- 52:11stations and went all the way to the terminus
- 52:14at 33rd street At herald square where macy's
- 52:17is got out got out of the car and there's like
- 52:20little fine layer of dust like falling on the
- 52:24street which we now know is partly asbestos and
- 52:27then and then and then uh i'm where we there
- 52:35was a bus akimbo in the middle of the street
- 52:37where like basically the bus driver had run off
- 52:40and had left the engine running. I don't know
- 52:42why. So people just like left their cars and
- 52:45people just left shit. And there was a stream
- 52:48of like fire engines and fire trucks and EMS
- 52:51guys coming across 34th Street from the Queen's
- 52:54from the Queen's Midtown Tunnel, all from like
- 52:57little suburban towns like Hop Hog and Patch
- 53:00Hog and, you know, places like Ron Conkoma, Long
- 53:04Island. And I was like, wow, like this is serious
- 53:07when like New York City usually helps smaller
- 53:10places, smaller places don't have to help New
- 53:13York City. And I started walking down between
- 53:176th and 7th Avenue and I heard breaking glass
- 53:20and there were some ruffians breaking one of
- 53:23the windows at Macy's. There were cops across
- 53:26the street sort of standing there. The cops did
- 53:29not intercede, but the cops were like, one of
- 53:31the cops goes, guys, really? And they just stopped.
- 53:36And then like left and then got into the subway.
- 53:40The subway was no longer traveling south of 34th
- 53:44Street, like at all. And they make sense. And
- 53:47they were like, but I lived north anyway. I get
- 53:50on the train. It was just me and a cop covered
- 53:52from head to toe with dust. It's like soot and
- 53:56holding and holding a bottle of vodka. And as
- 54:00he was just had this like the thousand miles,
- 54:03you know, there. And I remember thinking, well,
- 54:07that guy's probably earned his vodka today. And
- 54:11yeah, so it was quite a day. Got home. Asmetic
- 54:16Ted was probably. Oh, yeah, that was a that was
- 54:18a big win for me. Great. I mean, and like not
- 54:21to mention you could. I mean, look. Upper West
- 54:23Side was not the direct line of wind That's good.
- 54:27But there was still the Upper West Side smelled
- 54:30like shit and like basically you could smell
- 54:34like sort of you know that burning that burning
- 54:37electricity electricity smell like like model
- 54:40train, you know what I mean? Like oh, yeah. Yeah.
- 54:43Yeah like that. It smelled like that And I guess
- 54:47you sort of imagined it smelled like burning
- 54:48corpses, too, but that's probably not true. No,
- 54:51probably not. Probably more building than people.
- 54:53But it was definitely a lot more building than
- 54:55people. But it smelled horrible. And definitely,
- 54:58you know, you just knew the air was foul. And
- 55:04when Christy Todd Whitman, the head of the EPA
- 55:06under Bush, said she's like, It's a win. Now
- 55:10she has, she has apologized for whatever that's
- 55:13worth. Um, but she told everyone within like
- 55:16a day, it's like, how could you know that anyway?
- 55:21And I knew, cause from having studied civil engineering,
- 55:26that 40 % of the world trade center was built
- 55:28with asbestos. So there was no fucking way it
- 55:31wasn't. Probably nobody should have been allowed
- 55:34to even go there. Anywhere near lower Manhattan
- 55:38for the next like 10 years, but she didn't care
- 55:41because it's real estate It's like billions of
- 55:44trillions of dollars of real estate. They're
- 55:45not gonna like the stock exchanges down Chernobyl.
- 55:49It's Chernobyl. Yeah We got a couple. Thank yous
- 55:52Robbie, which I'm gonna get to is that what you
- 55:53okay a couple Thank yous here to turtle 30 3
- 55:573 5 8 6. Thank you for the generous donation
- 56:00turtle says Here to support love the show. Thank
- 56:04you for that donation turtle on YouTube Thank
- 56:06you. Horses. Thank you for your donation. Horses
- 56:10says, Robbie, check out HEMA. H -E -M -A. You'd
- 56:13get a kick out of it. I don't know what that
- 56:14is yet. Horses did not expand. And our buddy
- 56:19Ray in the Rumble Chat says, Bill de Blasio,
- 56:21guys. That's it. De Blasio. That's it. Couldn't
- 56:25remember the big lurch. Yeah. He was so, like,
- 56:31ineffective and just so... Terrible, Mayor. We're
- 56:34just terrible. Like what? Like what? Yeah, and
- 56:38but now I'm very resentful because I was so excited.
- 56:42He was kind of accidentally became mayor And
- 56:46so suddenly we got like a progressive mayor.
- 56:49He was like pre -mamdani like left -wing Sort
- 56:53of dsae. He was not dsa, but like dsa It was
- 56:57all like as a presentation as a package. He's
- 57:01like my dsa type black lesbian wife. Right. But
- 57:07it was an accident. He wasn't really supposed
- 57:09to be elected mayor. I don't know how you guys
- 57:12elected him. Well, what happened was it's Michael
- 57:16Bloomberg's fault. So what happened was Michael
- 57:18Bloomberg wanted to he he so when he ran the
- 57:23return term limits that had been passed by the
- 57:26voters, the mayor could only run for two for
- 57:28two terms. He He wanted to run for a third term,
- 57:35however, and so he couldn't go to the people
- 57:38to get them to reverse it because the people
- 57:40wouldn't have reversed it. So he went to city
- 57:43council and did an end run against the plebiscite
- 57:46and got Kathleen Quinn, who was the head of city
- 57:50council, to run through a reversal of the term
- 57:54limit so that he could run for a third term.
- 57:57So he did and he won. And then what happened
- 58:01is after his third term, Kathleen Quinn was set
- 58:05up to be the new Democratic, was going to be
- 58:08the Democratic nominee and therefore the likely
- 58:11heir apparent. But the New Yorkers were so angry
- 58:16at what she had done for Bloomberg in reversing
- 58:19the term limits that She was primaried out, and
- 58:22people voted for de Blasio in the Democratic
- 58:25primary. He was running against, of course...
- 58:29He's a spite candidate. He's a spite candidate,
- 58:32and he's like Mocha Joe. Yes, he's a spite store.
- 58:36He's a spite store, and he ran against... And
- 58:40he ran against, who was it? Oh, what's his name?
- 58:44The guardian angel, Curtis Sliwa, who was a sacrificial
- 58:48lamb on the Republican side. Yes. Yes. There
- 58:51was no way, I mean, Curtis has his place in New
- 58:53York history, but... Look, I love him. I think
- 58:56he'd be a great mayor, but... Curtis Sliwa? Yeah.
- 59:00Yeah, I do. Even though we don't share the same
- 59:03politics, but yeah. But he's New York through
- 59:07and through and through and through. True. Like
- 59:09he's as New Yorker as they come. Yeah, I think
- 59:12he's incorruptible. Yeah, I would agree. I would
- 59:15agree. Tara Preta -Wild says, HEMA is historical
- 59:19European martial arts, actual sword fighting
- 59:24like England 1300 AD. Huh. Never. Huh. Historical
- 59:31European martial arts. Interesting. That is something
- 59:35Robbie would probably like. Yeah. All right,
- 59:40we should move on. Last one, last one. All right,
- 59:45so for this one, Manila, I think I need to have
- 59:48a little bit of visual stuff here. You will see
- 59:53there, my CD collection. Okay. Yes, your wall
- 59:58of CD. Well, there's more than those. There's
- 1:00:02just some. there's uh and anyway so the point
- 1:00:05is that is relevant that is germane to this next
- 1:00:08story um dust off the discman and dig through
- 1:00:12that binder through under your bed compact discs
- 1:00:15are back cd sales jumped to 16 during the first
- 1:00:20half of this year reaching 16 .3 million units
- 1:00:24far more than vinyl which by the way was has
- 1:00:27been doing great, which still grew by 2 .4 %
- 1:00:30during the same period. Part of the surge, driven
- 1:00:33by K -pop of all things, BTS sold 600 ,000 copies
- 1:00:37of its latest album by releasing multiple CD
- 1:00:41editions. But even without that, CD sales still
- 1:00:43were up 7%. Gen Z is rummaging through their
- 1:00:47parents' music collection. 60 % of young listeners
- 1:00:50reportedly say they mostly listen to music. released
- 1:00:54during the 90s or earlier. Yeah, I can vouch
- 1:00:57for that. My son listens mostly to music from
- 1:01:01the 80s and 90s. So, collectors say that CDs
- 1:01:07offer better sound, physical artwork, and liner
- 1:01:10notes, although vinyl probably technically has
- 1:01:14better sound, but it's harder to manage. You
- 1:01:15have to keep the records clean. They can scratch.
- 1:01:20They're delicate. CDs are You know, they can
- 1:01:24smudge and they can skip but they're easier to
- 1:01:26take care of So CDs also can't suddenly disappear
- 1:01:31from your hard drive because the streaming service
- 1:01:33lost some licensing agreement Properly handled
- 1:01:36CDs can last for decades without the wearer that
- 1:01:39gradually damages vinyl records and cassette
- 1:01:42tapes the of course if you're really really really
- 1:01:47studly you have the I mean, not the HRX, that's
- 1:01:53the real reel. Anyway, price is another advantage.
- 1:01:57CDs generally cost less than vinyl. Independent
- 1:01:59musicians can produce them cheaply. One musician
- 1:02:02estimated a manufacturing cost of about $4 .50
- 1:02:05each, leaving a reasonable profit if you sell
- 1:02:09it for 10 bucks. However, it is kind of hard
- 1:02:12to find a player. Most new cars no longer have
- 1:02:15CD players. Although you can buy a thing, a doodad,
- 1:02:20and portable CD players. And portable players
- 1:02:22have largely vanished from stores. Still, they're
- 1:02:25cheap, durable, and portable. They let you listen
- 1:02:28to an entire album the way that God intended,
- 1:02:31rather than have an algorithm interrupt it. So,
- 1:02:35you know, we were made fun of as CD dorks. We
- 1:02:39went through that we weathered the storm. Look,
- 1:02:41I don't give a shit. I'll tell you I'm actually
- 1:02:43kind of sad about this I don't want anyone to
- 1:02:46discover CDs I want because when CDs were were
- 1:02:50down and out you could go to a lot of stores
- 1:02:52and get them for a couple of bucks each and Now
- 1:02:56that it's becoming hip that the good times are
- 1:02:58coming to an end. So but I will say Physical
- 1:03:02music is inherently superior and I'll tell you
- 1:03:04why let's say you let's say you want to just
- 1:03:07buy let's say you bought This album, this album
- 1:03:10has like, I don't know, 25 songs on it, right?
- 1:03:14This is probably why you'd have to download this
- 1:03:16double. You'd have to download this. You're going
- 1:03:18to pay a buck each, right? 99 cents per song.
- 1:03:21OK, that's going to be 26 bucks. OK, I can buy
- 1:03:25the same fucking thing for probably 19 bucks
- 1:03:30or less if I'm careful and I get it on eBay.
- 1:03:34And let's say I can pass it around to my friends.
- 1:03:38and they can all burn it or I can just send them
- 1:03:41the files for free if I'm so inclined. But the
- 1:03:45point is, and when I'm done, I can fucking sell
- 1:03:48it probably for 15 bucks online. So it's like
- 1:03:53it's a lot cheaper way to produce music. A gift
- 1:03:56keeps on giving. You've got this thing that looks
- 1:03:58awesome. Right. And like, you know, it's like
- 1:04:01the thing is when you're thinking about you thinking
- 1:04:05about music, you don't Think of like a, it's
- 1:04:07like your eyes glaze over when you just look
- 1:04:09at a list of titles and tracks, but you're like,
- 1:04:13here you're like, you know, I'm like, oh, like,
- 1:04:16what do I want to listen to? You know, do, oh
- 1:04:19yeah. Do I want to listen to Dave Edmonds? Like,
- 1:04:21yeah, maybe I want to, maybe I want to listen
- 1:04:23to John Fox from, do you know who that is? Quick,
- 1:04:25quick test. He's from ultra box or the late or
- 1:04:29the liars, the guy who just died, just Jeff Connelly
- 1:04:32or made the super, super eighties. Visage Wow
- 1:04:36or the new lady Tron or do a lot of those you
- 1:04:41won't find on streaming services Well, that's
- 1:04:43the other thing too. You get music that you're
- 1:04:46just that's the other thing It's like it's like
- 1:04:48the movies if you have a certain thing in mind
- 1:04:51The odds are you're not gonna be able to find
- 1:04:53it unless you know sure if you're into Taylor
- 1:04:55Swift You won't have a problem, but you know,
- 1:04:57but if you're Madonna or whatever, but if you
- 1:04:59have what's the word I'm looking for so that's
- 1:05:01right good taste you are probably gonna Find
- 1:05:05yourself running short, coming up short a lot.
- 1:05:08Now, the biggest reason at a time when intellectual
- 1:05:12property is under siege to buy CDs is because
- 1:05:16it supports the artist. Pandora, Spotify, do
- 1:05:20not. So like, this is actually true. You buy
- 1:05:25a CD. directly from the website of an artist,
- 1:05:30that's the equivalent of that artist getting
- 1:05:33hundreds of thousands of listens on Pandora.
- 1:05:38So it's like - Oh, because they get paid like
- 1:05:40a penny, let's say, per spin. A fraction of a
- 1:05:42penny. Oh, God. Whereas like they might make
- 1:05:4610 bucks or eight bucks. So each time, so if
- 1:05:51you care about music, And you're a fan of that
- 1:05:54of that artist go to their fucking website and
- 1:05:57buy cds directly from them Which by the way nowadays
- 1:06:00they'll they'll sign for you and uh, you know
- 1:06:03And they'll send swag like stickers and stuff
- 1:06:07because they try to encourage people to do it
- 1:06:09by the old school It's the direct. Yeah, it's
- 1:06:11it's it's a direct interaction, you know with
- 1:06:14the fans which is kind of fun for the band and
- 1:06:16also obviously for the fans so See, I I am Kind
- 1:06:22of I'm not really sure the kpop pop angle is
- 1:06:25very odd to me But that's weird, but hey, whatever
- 1:06:29works, right? I have little college age cousins
- 1:06:32That are into the kpop and they were like they
- 1:06:37came they came to crash at my house For one day
- 1:06:40just so they can go to this BTS the big korean
- 1:06:45k -pop band was here like well in the dc metro
- 1:06:48so they were like can we come crash and we're
- 1:06:51like i guess but we're not gonna stay we're just
- 1:06:55gonna go to the concert i'm like okay yeah whatever
- 1:06:58and they were like so excited to i heard them
- 1:07:01saying something about buying the merch and because
- 1:07:04i kind of zoned out you know it's like K -pop
- 1:07:08blah blah blah. Yeah, I don't find that music
- 1:07:11interesting. Yeah. No, not at all. But I mean,
- 1:07:14I think you can find The weird thing is like
- 1:07:17that stuff you get all the new stuff you can
- 1:07:20find on streaming services like Spotify or Apple
- 1:07:22Yeah, but I think it was the different editions
- 1:07:25that like added this collectability aspect to
- 1:07:28it, right? So maybe but I hadn't thought about
- 1:07:32Supporting the artists directly because I remember
- 1:07:35and I think I've said this story before on air
- 1:07:37was like during kovat I remember seeing something
- 1:07:41like the cure is my favorite band and I have
- 1:07:45all of their albums every single one of them
- 1:07:48as you all the CDs So I saw during kovat that
- 1:07:55they were starting like a freaking go fund me
- 1:07:58even like because They said, you know, all their
- 1:08:01concerts are canceled. Yep. And they mentioned
- 1:08:04something about how, you know, yes, we do get
- 1:08:07millions of streams on blah, blah, blah. There's
- 1:08:10no money. No money. That's right. And that's
- 1:08:13what and that's what Robert Smith said was. But
- 1:08:16unbeknownst to you, the listener is that we get
- 1:08:20like frack pennies. Nothing. pennies so we can't
- 1:08:26survive if all of our shows are canceled, you
- 1:08:29know, and I'm like you're the freaking cure like
- 1:08:31how How can this be? How can you be creating
- 1:08:34a go fund me? You're the freaking cure and Then
- 1:08:38to your point had this is this is why it's that
- 1:08:40all of these streaming services pay fractions
- 1:08:43of a penny and so your favorite artists are actually
- 1:08:46going broke like because streaming has stripped
- 1:08:50away their ability to to make a living like they
- 1:08:55did in the 90s by selling CDs. And that's a good
- 1:08:59enough reason to me. It's kind of a bummer. For
- 1:09:05example, if you go to YouTube, if you become
- 1:09:10a channel subscriber, or I would say five bucks,
- 1:09:16that one $5 subscription, is the equivalent of
- 1:09:20you watching over 1 ,000 hours of content and
- 1:09:24never skipping an ad. That is the same. That's
- 1:09:29the whole reason I moved my gaming channel over
- 1:09:32to YouTube. But this is why Spotify has done
- 1:09:36this to the artist. It's the same thing. It's
- 1:09:39the exact same thing. And that's one of the reasons
- 1:09:41why AI music is becoming more and more prevalent.
- 1:09:44It's because human beings cannot afford it. You
- 1:09:48can't afford to make to make the content you
- 1:09:51love like that. And that's freaking heartbreaking.
- 1:09:55So, you know, I guess I would say I'm glad to
- 1:09:59hear that the people that the kids are buying
- 1:10:02CDs, the only problem is, where, where are they
- 1:10:05going to find CD players? Well, there are okay.
- 1:10:09So first of all, there are still people who make
- 1:10:12high quality CD players. You Can play them through
- 1:10:18your, let me see if I can find this thing. The
- 1:10:21thing that you plug to your computer, the disk
- 1:10:22drive. Here you go. Yeah, one of these. I have
- 1:10:26one of those too. So this is for, yeah, and you
- 1:10:28can also use it to burn CD, music so that you
- 1:10:32have the MP3 on your device, right? So that's
- 1:10:37another thing. We talked about the iPod coming
- 1:10:39back. The other thing is if you load up your
- 1:10:41phone with ripped music. then even if you have
- 1:10:44no internet connection at all, you can still
- 1:10:47listen to music on your phone. And so that's
- 1:10:51cool. But yeah, there are old, there's a lot
- 1:10:55of old CD players on eBay, but they still make
- 1:10:58them, you know? And they last a long fucking
- 1:11:01time. I mean, so. And they're cheap now. They
- 1:11:04are really cheap. Yeah, you get one for 300 bucks,
- 1:11:07that would have been 2000 bucks. Oh, geez. And
- 1:11:09for... For all the bands that were hard to find
- 1:11:12or some of their albums like for example, I you
- 1:11:14and I both I think Ted we love Joy Division Yep,
- 1:11:18true God loves Joy Division, obviously But a
- 1:11:22lot of their albums were not available because
- 1:11:25obviously they've been performing since the 70s
- 1:11:27So they a lot of their stuff was not available
- 1:11:30You had to go buy CD and it's almost like you
- 1:11:32don't want them to cave to to big download or
- 1:11:37to big Uh, I don't know. What would you call
- 1:11:39like spotify and apple music to big streaming?
- 1:11:42Big streaming You like you don't want them to
- 1:11:45sign their rights over but maybe they saw no
- 1:11:49Potential any other way maybe I don't know but
- 1:11:51they recently signed over all their catalog to
- 1:11:54spotify Yeah, because I mean basically it's like
- 1:11:56look what the the pitch is this is how people
- 1:11:59are consuming music Do you not want to be in
- 1:12:02the mix? Do you want to have people just forget
- 1:12:03that you ever existed forget about joy division?
- 1:12:06Right. I mean, seriously, for kids, how would
- 1:12:09they know, right? That's how you get discovered
- 1:12:12or whatever. Yeah, but that's disgusting, right?
- 1:12:15I mean, basically, these streaming, look, the
- 1:12:18streaming divisions simply don't pay enough.
- 1:12:21This is where you would kind of think that some
- 1:12:23government regulation is called for into the
- 1:12:26free market, where they just say, like, there's
- 1:12:29some, you should just pay more. And if you can't
- 1:12:32afford that, then maybe you can't afford to be
- 1:12:34in business. You know, the artists should be
- 1:12:37getting paid more per stream. How much more?
- 1:12:40I don't know, but more than that. More than what
- 1:12:43they are. Yeah. Yeah. A fraction of a penny.
- 1:12:46So I get it. It's ridiculous. It's hard to create
- 1:12:49content. And especially like I have I hold musicians
- 1:12:53in such high regard because that is that is a
- 1:12:55talent I do not possess. Right? Like that is
- 1:12:58I can't create I can't hear sounds in my head
- 1:13:01and put it on paper and then Like bring it to
- 1:13:04life, you know that that is like truly if if
- 1:13:07you don't believe in god when you sometimes you
- 1:13:09hear an artist and they open their mouth for
- 1:13:11example, and you're just like Wow, that is that
- 1:13:15is a gift from god Even when I went through my
- 1:13:18atheist phase There were times that made me second
- 1:13:22guess when I heard a singer or a musician or
- 1:13:26whatever Do their craft and you're like I need
- 1:13:29to second guess this because this person didn't
- 1:13:32go to You know music school art school or whatever
- 1:13:34and they they could do this Like that is so yeah
- 1:13:40from para preta says ted alas cd cds degrade
- 1:13:45rather quickly many made in the 90s are are uh
- 1:13:50D delaminating vinyl lasts for centuries or millennials
- 1:13:54first of all I don't plan as a vampire to be
- 1:13:57around for millennia But um, I will say I have
- 1:14:00never ever Had a CD and many of my CDs date to
- 1:14:05the early 90s late 80s. I've never had one delaminate
- 1:14:08not one. Yeah, I have many many many many many
- 1:14:13many many That's only a small fraction. I guess
- 1:14:17if you don't leave it like on the dashboard of
- 1:14:19your car to bake or something Oh, yeah. No, I
- 1:14:21think if you did that then shit's gonna happen
- 1:14:23If they're stored under normal normal climate
- 1:14:27controlled conditions, they should I kept all
- 1:14:30the artwork My CDs are in like a Book, right
- 1:14:35and vinyl can warp and I mean, you know, I mean
- 1:14:38more delicate Yeah, I mean look I have tons of
- 1:14:42vinyl too, you know But but that you have to
- 1:14:46be careful. I like the sound quality of vinyl,
- 1:14:47but I think it's really cool. It's great It's
- 1:14:50just it's just it's a little harder to handle.
- 1:14:52It's also I mean See, you know a CD can have
- 1:14:56like 70 minutes of music on one side You know,
- 1:14:59so like you can put it on and not have to get
- 1:15:01up every two minutes to but like, you know, there's
- 1:15:04albums that are literally like 18 minutes per
- 1:15:06side, you know, like constantly up and out of
- 1:15:08your chair, which I guess that's good gets you
- 1:15:10off your ass, but it's a little bit like, you
- 1:15:13know, kind of a pain in the ass sometimes. It's
- 1:15:14like it's always like you're walking over there
- 1:15:16to turn to handle this thing. I mean, I guess
- 1:15:19it could be a 78. Those things were really fast,
- 1:15:23but. I've never seen one of those, but anyway.
- 1:15:25So there there you go. I I love that story. I'm
- 1:15:28glad I'm glad we talked about it because it is
- 1:15:30it's it's kind of weird but I I'm really these
- 1:15:33are some of the things that do Make me really
- 1:15:35like gen z like the youngest of the gen z's.
- 1:15:39Oh, they're great They're they're gonna I think
- 1:15:41they're gonna be okay the older ones. I'm sad
- 1:15:44for them because They have no job opportunities
- 1:15:48That is a problem but the littler ones going
- 1:15:51into my kids age group like the gen alphas like
- 1:15:54the No, they'll have zero they'll have zero but
- 1:15:59they're definitely gonna find more More of what
- 1:16:05made life simple and yet great in the 80s and
- 1:16:0890s I think they're gonna bring all of that back
- 1:16:12so I think we're gonna move away towards like
- 1:16:15this this AI and streaming domination of the
- 1:16:19world and then we're you know, you're basically
- 1:16:21pickpocketing the artists who create That stuff
- 1:16:25or the content creators. I think we're gonna
- 1:16:27see a real reckoning Because the the youngest
- 1:16:31of the zeers of the zoomers I they get it. You
- 1:16:35know what I mean? They get it They know and they
- 1:16:38I think they won't allow the exploitation to
- 1:16:40continue Right So let's that's my hope. Anyway,
- 1:16:45i'm just projecting i'm an old lady projecting
- 1:16:48ted. Uh, so there you go That's it for weird
- 1:16:50news wednesday. It's gonna be weird tomorrow.
- 1:16:52I think I have a few weird stories. We will raid
- 1:16:55a baby streamer because we still have the raid
- 1:16:57requirements here on TMI. So we're just going
- 1:17:00to jump over to some underserved rumbler with
- 1:17:03one person watching. It's probably him. So let's
- 1:17:07go make their day. And then tomorrow we're going
- 1:17:10to discuss how we're going to approach this new
- 1:17:12rumble picking our pockets. They just stole our
- 1:17:19wallet. They didn't pay us. They held us up at
- 1:17:23gunpoint. They're such scoundrels, really. I
- 1:17:28can't believe it. All right. All right. Have
- 1:17:30a great Wednesday, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow.
- 1:17:32Happy Wednesday. Bye, everybody. Thank you. Bye,
- 1:17:35everyone. Bye, Manila. Bye, Robin. Bye, Dan.