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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello, delicious friends, and welcome to Who Did What Now?
- 0:04Speaker 1: The history podcast It's not your History class with me
- 0:08Speaker 1: your host, Katie Charlewood, history Harlotte and reader of books.
- 0:13Speaker 1: And welcome to another from the Vault episode going all
- 0:17Speaker 1: the way back to my favorite, my favorite pirate in
- 0:22Speaker 1: all of history, Grania Wheel, the Irish pirate queen. Now,
- 0:28Speaker 1: when I first recorded this episode, this specific one, it
- 0:32Speaker 1: was in retaliation to another podcast that asked me to
- 0:36Speaker 1: do the intro to their Grania O'Malley episode, except they
- 0:42Speaker 1: kept calling her Grace, which, if you don't know, is
- 0:48Speaker 1: not her name. Was never her name, and it's it's
- 0:54Speaker 1: not her name, it's not the anglicized version, it's nothing.
- 0:57Speaker 1: It's what some did several hundred years after her death,
- 1:01Speaker 1: decided was a better name for her. So no, no,
- 1:06Speaker 1: it's a colonial like washing of Irish history. So Gronia Gronia.
- 1:13Speaker 1: If you can say Yohn, you can say Gronia, you
- 1:16Speaker 1: can say Grania.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Both are acceptable.
- 1:19Speaker 1: We don't care. So as long as you try, I
- 1:22Speaker 1: think is the sort of way of it, if you
- 1:25Speaker 1: give it a good goal. And the original intro to
- 1:30Speaker 1: this episode was nearly twelve minutes long and It was
- 1:35Speaker 1: me ranting about colonialism and the theft of names and
- 1:42Speaker 1: culture and identity and putting it through a colonial lens
- 1:46Speaker 1: to make it more palatable for her colonial masses, and
- 1:50Speaker 1: the ignorance that comes along with that, and the wilful
- 1:54Speaker 1: ignorance that comes along with that. So it was a
- 1:56Speaker 1: very long rant and I decided to cut most of
- 2:00Speaker 1: that from this. Now this is a from the whole episode,
- 2:04Speaker 1: so it is a bit older. It's when my you know,
- 2:06Speaker 1: equipment wasn't as good, so you're going to hear a
- 2:09Speaker 1: lot of right, You're going to hear audible noises of
- 2:15Speaker 1: breath and things, So sorry about that. I have improved
- 2:21Speaker 1: over the years, but this this was a while ago.
- 2:23Speaker 1: And we're talking a whole month of pirates piracy, the
- 2:26Speaker 1: whole shabang, because I want to talk about something interesting
- 2:29Speaker 1: and fun this month, because I can do what I
- 2:33Speaker 1: want to because my own damn podcast. And this episode
- 2:37Speaker 1: was going to come later in the month, but I'm
- 2:39Speaker 1: behind on recording because I had a very, very sick
- 2:43Speaker 1: body this week who was very unhappy when I kept
- 2:46Speaker 1: telling him the old roads lead to dysentery. So he
- 2:51Speaker 1: was not well and he was like don't make me worse.
- 2:54Speaker 1: But yeah, so I had a very unwell child and
- 2:56Speaker 1: I had to go on film mum jury and deal
- 2:59Speaker 1: with that. So AnyWho, without further ado, I'm gonna put
- 3:05Speaker 1: your griverage ever in fact, you enjoy grow on your
- 3:09Speaker 1: wheel the Irish Pirate Queen from the Vault.
- 3:13Speaker 2: I mean, what is the point of having a history
- 3:15Speaker 2: podcast if you're just gonna shove two fingers up at
- 3:19Speaker 2: a historical fact. End of the day. History should be
- 3:22Speaker 2: provided by those who want to tell the truth, not
- 3:26Speaker 2: just the colonized version of it. So if you're Irish
- 3:31Speaker 2: or Irish American, or Irish Canadian or Irish Mexican, I
- 3:35Speaker 2: don't know, Australian, whatever, or maybe you just care about
- 3:39Speaker 2: cultural identity, Maybe you just care about culture, maybe you
- 3:42Speaker 2: just hate colonialism. Right, I am genuinely imploring you to
- 3:50Speaker 2: support this episode. I don't have any other way to
- 3:54Speaker 2: say it that I think she deserves her fucking name.
- 3:58Speaker 2: I swore, I'm sorry, but I'm just means so much
- 4:01Speaker 2: to me, Like, if you were listening to this, if
- 4:03Speaker 2: you're my follower, if you're a fan, if you care
- 4:07Speaker 2: about women or women's history or anything of it, share
- 4:12Speaker 2: like comment rate and review five stars. Just go hell
- 4:16Speaker 2: for leather for me, because I want to prove to
- 4:20Speaker 2: these people. I want to prove to everybody who feels
- 4:23Speaker 2: like she doesn't deserve her name because something else is
- 4:26Speaker 2: easier for them. I want to show them that her
- 4:29Speaker 2: having her name mattters like she deserves it. It's her name.
- 4:37Speaker 2: And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, quite your
- 4:38Speaker 2: gibber jabber in fact me, In fact you I will.
- 4:42Speaker 2: But first we've got to get our source on. Our
- 4:47Speaker 2: sources are Gronia O'Malley, The Irish Pirate Queen by Anne Chamberts,
- 4:53Speaker 2: Gronia Wheel The Pirate Queen by Patrick Flanney, You Will
- 5:01Speaker 2: The Pirate Queen by John and Fatty Burke on Grown
- 5:05Speaker 2: Your Whale, The Irish Pirate Queen Byhood Wordnip podcast. Obviously,
- 5:11Speaker 2: we have history dot com, Biography dot com, all of
- 5:14Speaker 2: the good ones. And now, after the longest intro I
- 5:18Speaker 2: think I have ever recorded, I use it uncomfortably good.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Then let's begin. Our story starts in Ireland, which has
- 5:29Speaker 2: been consistently raided and attacked and pillaged. Not entirely show,
- 5:35Speaker 2: but pillage is something to do with Hay yes, I
- 5:39Speaker 2: did take that joke from a Tommy Tyrne and a
- 5:42Speaker 2: show like twenty years ago. Cheers. Tommy loved doing dairy Girls.
- 5:47Speaker 2: So yeah, back in the day in the fifteen hundreds,
- 5:52Speaker 2: you know, England had kind of a rule over Ireland
- 5:57Speaker 2: kind of so like the Normans came out and they
- 6:00Speaker 2: were like the thirteenth century, and then think about the
- 6:03Speaker 2: Normans is like the Vikings and the Normans and like
- 6:06Speaker 2: a bunch of like the people who settled, you know,
- 6:10Speaker 2: they just kind of fell into bren Law. Breton Law
- 6:14Speaker 2: is like one of the oldest like law systems I
- 6:17Speaker 2: think in Europe. I'm not entirely sure. It's a little
- 6:20Speaker 2: before my knowledge base. And bren Law had like a
- 6:25Speaker 2: wonderful things because like it's this whole concept of how
- 6:28Speaker 2: people think Ireland is very homogeneous, but it's not. It's
- 6:30Speaker 2: always been very like like it welcomed foreigners. And I
- 6:34Speaker 2: think the anarchist Leak did it pretty well when he
- 6:37Speaker 2: was saying that there was basically three rules. Either you
- 6:41Speaker 2: come in and you accept the laws and the rules
- 6:44Speaker 2: of of bren Law in Irish culture and whatnot, and
- 6:48Speaker 2: that's good, or you don't accept it and you leave
- 6:51Speaker 2: or you don't accept it and stay and then we fight.
- 6:55Speaker 2: You know, that's basically it. And the Norse Gales and
- 6:59Speaker 2: the Normans and all that they would start intermarrying with,
- 7:03Speaker 2: you know, families of Gaelic chieftains, like they would inter
- 7:06Speaker 2: mary because you know, you catch more flies, will honey
- 7:10Speaker 2: them of vinegar, and a lot of the time they
- 7:12Speaker 2: would just adopt culture in the way things worked because
- 7:14Speaker 2: it was easier, you know, once they had settled, which
- 7:18Speaker 2: is kind of funny when you think about it, because
- 7:20Speaker 2: the right that like Norse women had and the rights
- 7:22Speaker 2: that Irish women had under Bretain law very similar, like
- 7:27Speaker 2: they had, Like life was pretty good for them, you
- 7:30Speaker 2: know what I mean, compared to like other places in Europe.
- 7:34Speaker 2: But yeah, so there's raids and invasions and stuff, and
- 7:39Speaker 2: then England basically has control around the pale by the
- 7:44Speaker 2: time Henry the eighth is crowned King of Ireland because
- 7:48Speaker 2: of course he is, of course he is, because he
- 7:52Speaker 2: has to grab another territory, especially when he loses Cali
- 7:56Speaker 2: to the French king, because he's constantly in a dick
- 7:59Speaker 2: measuring contest with them. But that's neither here nor there,
- 8:03Speaker 2: So When Edward takes the throne, right, he doesn't really
- 8:06Speaker 2: do much, not really. But when Mary the First is
- 8:10Speaker 2: crowned Queen of England, she decides she's going to like
- 8:14Speaker 2: take over, She's going to do the plantations in Ireland,
- 8:17Speaker 2: and so she sends people out to well, King's County
- 8:21Speaker 2: and Queen's County, which is awfully in leash, leash and
- 8:26Speaker 2: awfully but yeah, and they take over like existing forts
- 8:31Speaker 2: that the Normans had built, like free yonks ago and
- 8:34Speaker 2: they do that. And I think I covered this in
- 8:36Speaker 2: the Queen Mary the First podcast episode. They're like, because
- 8:41Speaker 2: they weren't allowed to like hire Irish people or like
- 8:44Speaker 2: fraternize with them, and because they had to basically protect themselves,
- 8:50Speaker 2: they didn't really gain anything because they were constantly being
- 8:53Speaker 2: raided by clans and whatnot. So they were just they
- 8:56Speaker 2: were it just failed miserably. By the time alone Elizabeth
- 9:00Speaker 2: gets on the throne, she just starts planting them all
- 9:03Speaker 2: through cornorch She's like, I'm putting them in there, yes,
- 9:06Speaker 2: absolutely fantastic. Yeah, And when James takes it's just a
- 9:12Speaker 2: plantation of ulster. It's it just gets worse the further
- 9:18Speaker 2: you go, you know, but yeah, row back Henry eighth.
- 9:25Speaker 2: He's still married to Catherine of Aragon, but he is
- 9:28Speaker 2: chasing amberleyn It's about fifteen thirty, esh, because it's a
- 9:34Speaker 2: woman from history. Why would we have a date of birth,
- 9:38Speaker 2: why would we have anything? Exact course we don't. We
- 9:42Speaker 2: don't knit. No, So yeah, about fifteen thirty, Kronia O'Malley
- 9:50Speaker 2: is born, and she is born into the infamous O'Malley clan.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Now they are a sea fearing clan. I bloody love pirates.
- 10:01Speaker 2: I do. I love pirates, I love buccaneers and private
- 10:04Speaker 2: heals and everything in between. I love them. And so
- 10:07Speaker 2: the O'Malleys are this seafaring clan on the west coast
- 10:11Speaker 2: of Ireland, and they rule over the baronies of Morusk
- 10:17Speaker 2: and Burristook and all the land around Kloe Bay like
- 10:21Speaker 2: although Mayo, they're in Mayo and these lands they're basically
- 10:27Speaker 2: known as you know, like part of the Kingdom of Ireland.
- 10:32Speaker 2: So they don't accept English rule. They don't accept that
- 10:37Speaker 2: Henry King of England, Lord of Ireland. Eh no, you'll not,
- 10:45Speaker 2: no thanks, They just don't accept that. And this is
- 10:49Speaker 2: an Anglo Norman area, which is another story for another day,
- 10:53Speaker 2: but it was completely galicized by the time Grona comes along,
- 10:58Speaker 2: so by the time she's it is Irish speaking, it
- 11:02Speaker 2: is Irish cultured, it is Irish like that's it. Gronia's dad,
- 11:10Speaker 2: Owen Dudara O'Malley, he was like the head of the klan,
- 11:15Speaker 2: the dynasty. Oh that shebang and Gronia. She ends up
- 11:20Speaker 2: being the only child between Owen and his wife MeV.
- 11:25Speaker 2: She does have a half brother, Dono. But if there
- 11:30Speaker 2: was such a thing of like the air the next
- 11:33Speaker 2: in line, it was her. So like in Ireland, titles
- 11:40Speaker 2: and being in charge, being the rule, or being the
- 11:43Speaker 2: head right, being the chief whatever, it wasn't really a
- 11:49Speaker 2: hereditary thing. You didn't just like get it given to you,
- 11:54Speaker 2: Like you weren't born with a title. You didn't just
- 11:56Speaker 2: gain it, you know. Oh you could have been with
- 12:00Speaker 2: the title, but you wouldn't automatically be the next ruler
- 12:04Speaker 2: because it didn't work like that like rulers chieftains. They
- 12:11Speaker 2: would be voted in, so it was more of a
- 12:14Speaker 2: best man for the job sort of thing, as opposed
- 12:18Speaker 2: to Fieldy being sworn to the testicles a lot of
- 12:21Speaker 2: the time. That's how her reditary ruling works. You're basically
- 12:24Speaker 2: just swearing allegiance to sperm. So like in Ireland, you
- 12:28Speaker 2: wouldn't automatically become chief if your dad was chief, you
- 12:32Speaker 2: know what I mean, You'd still own what you owned,
- 12:34Speaker 2: you'd still have all your shit, but you wouldn't be
- 12:37Speaker 2: the big boss. Yeah. The O'Malleys are a sea faring clan,
- 12:41Speaker 2: and they have all these castles like dotted along the shoreline.
- 12:46Speaker 2: And they would also, like very cleverly, really smart, they
- 12:50Speaker 2: would tax fishermen as well, so they'd have this very
- 12:54Speaker 2: good defensive area. And then they would also tax people
- 13:00Speaker 2: to like fish in their lovely fairytail waters. It's bloody genius.
- 13:06Speaker 2: So like, they also in addition, furthermore offered safe passage
- 13:12Speaker 2: through those dangerous waters all around the bay, you know.
- 13:18Speaker 2: So like they were constantly finding ways to make money,
- 13:21Speaker 2: and they would trade goods you know, abroad. Like they
- 13:24Speaker 2: were very into trade as well. It wasn't just you know,
- 13:28Speaker 2: steel shit from people, many fingers, many pies and so like,
- 13:33Speaker 2: they traded goods as far as spin. And of course
- 13:36Speaker 2: I mean they did steal some stuff, right, There was
- 13:38Speaker 2: a bit of piracy obviously. And yeah, when ships would
- 13:43Speaker 2: be headed into go Away, they'd rate them because they could.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Now they were so good at this, they became infamous,
- 13:54Speaker 2: and as such, the Omali clan is basically banned from
- 14:00Speaker 2: go Away, and which then is like an a robberous
- 14:05Speaker 2: it's a snake eat in its own tail. It kind
- 14:07Speaker 2: of leads into itself. So because you know they're banned
- 14:10Speaker 2: from go Away, they're like, right, okay, we're gonna just
- 14:14Speaker 2: attack all the ships going into go Away and a
- 14:18Speaker 2: pill for all their stuff, pil for and pillage. Let's
- 14:21Speaker 2: take it. It's fine, no worries. So they had all that,
- 14:28Speaker 2: all of that income, but you know it's not steady.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't know if there's gonna be people traveling
- 14:35Speaker 2: with trade goods, you know, and money and other stuff
- 14:39Speaker 2: and so on the back burner. They also had farmland
- 14:43Speaker 2: which they used because obviously they needed like will for
- 14:47Speaker 2: cloth and meat. I don't not will for meat, but
- 14:51Speaker 2: like sheep, they probably eat them, I would assume. I
- 14:55Speaker 2: feel like they would like maybe would be useful. They
- 14:57Speaker 2: want to make sure utilizing all the animal right, So
- 15:01Speaker 2: they did a farm land. They did of all this
- 15:02Speaker 2: other stuff. But they were really into like seafaring, like
- 15:07Speaker 2: they liked the sea, So growing up, Gronia would have
- 15:12Speaker 2: sort of known this. She would have gone out in
- 15:14Speaker 2: the ship with her dad and she would have been involved, right,
- 15:20Speaker 2: And growing up she probably would have spent a lot
- 15:22Speaker 2: of time at Clear Island in Cloebey. But there is
- 15:27Speaker 2: always the possibility. It's quite likely that she would just
- 15:31Speaker 2: foster out at some point to another family. And it
- 15:33Speaker 2: was like really common at the time because it was,
- 15:36Speaker 2: you know, for it was twofold, right, So first things first,
- 15:40Speaker 2: you would be protecting your airs because they were a
- 15:43Speaker 2: way and they're being taken care of, especially if you're
- 15:46Speaker 2: out like raiding and pirrating and whatnot. And the second
- 15:51Speaker 2: thing is it was a really good way to create
- 15:54Speaker 2: and or maintain a political alliance, which, as I'm sure
- 15:58Speaker 2: you know, is the way a lot of moneges happened
- 16:00Speaker 2: the way back in the day, especially with people of power,
- 16:04Speaker 2: you know. And when Gronia she's a kid, or so
- 16:09Speaker 2: the legend goes, she says she asks her dad if
- 16:12Speaker 2: she can go out sailing, if she can join him,
- 16:16Speaker 2: and he says to her, like, mm no, you can't
- 16:21Speaker 2: like your long lovely hair. You know, those locks, they're
- 16:24Speaker 2: gonna get caught in the ship's ropes. Now here's the thing.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Kids in general, they are unintentionally cunning, and kid logic
- 16:34Speaker 2: is it is a power to behold, really and a
- 16:38Speaker 2: lot of the time for them, it is very much
- 16:43Speaker 2: what is the quickest and simplest solution to this problem?
- 16:48Speaker 2: What is the issue? How do I resolve it? And
- 16:52Speaker 2: to a child to Gronia problem, heir too long? Solution?
- 17:00Speaker 2: Make hair short, because that's the typical kids solution. Isn't
- 17:04Speaker 2: it hair too long? Make your short? Mm hmm. And
- 17:09Speaker 2: like I can just imagine growing you're like lobbing your
- 17:13Speaker 2: hair off in like the Milan cartoon style, just like
- 17:16Speaker 2: whoa like off? I mean, you know, I'd like to
- 17:21Speaker 2: think it was like a smooth thing, but it could
- 17:24Speaker 2: have been like put it down, chopped with an axe
- 17:27Speaker 2: or sawing through it with like the first knife. She finds,
- 17:32Speaker 2: like did they have scissors in the fifteen hundreds? Like
- 17:39Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to look that up because I'm suddenly
- 17:42Speaker 2: confused by myself. No, you know what, shears existed from
- 17:47Speaker 2: like the year like three or four thousand CE, so
- 17:50Speaker 2: you know what, she probably just cut them with like
- 17:53Speaker 2: yee old sizzles or like so I mean maybe she
- 17:57Speaker 2: did sot away with like an old knife, you maybe,
- 18:03Speaker 2: but yeah, this is basically where her nickname comes from,
- 18:07Speaker 2: Gronia Wheel, which basically means bald Gronia because wheel means
- 18:16Speaker 2: bald all right, Gronia whale, bald Gronia because she chopped
- 18:19Speaker 2: off a massive trunk of her hair because she was like,
- 18:22Speaker 2: I'm going on that bloody ship, Like I'm getting there,
- 18:25Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because she wanted to get
- 18:27Speaker 2: on that damn ship. Who she does this to get
- 18:30Speaker 2: on the ship. And I can only imagine the dad
- 18:33Speaker 2: just being like, oh, for sake, like how did I
- 18:37Speaker 2: get myself in this mess? Like yeah, don't mess a
- 18:40Speaker 2: kid logic. They will come for you. Like you ever
- 18:44Speaker 2: tell a kid you're gonna go do something, they will
- 18:46Speaker 2: always remember always. So as Gronia gets older, anyway, she
- 18:53Speaker 2: starts learning the ropes. She's learning the ropes because she's
- 18:57Speaker 2: hoisting the sails and the shit nevers. So yeah, she
- 19:03Speaker 2: learns everything. She's on the ship. She's learning to sail,
- 19:05Speaker 2: she's learning to lead. But because obviously she's own O'Malley's daughter, right,
- 19:12Speaker 2: she needs to be protected, Like that's the whole thing.
- 19:15Speaker 2: So she basically gets trained, it gets you know, conditioned
- 19:20Speaker 2: into her, or they try to. They're like, you know,
- 19:24Speaker 2: if anything happens, if the shit hits the fan, you
- 19:27Speaker 2: get below deck and you hide. Like that is her mission,
- 19:31Speaker 2: that's her job. Things go bad, you hide, right, you
- 19:35Speaker 2: get the heck at a dodge. Unfortunately, Gronia wasn't really
- 19:43Speaker 2: feeling this safety procedure. You know, she didn't really want
- 19:48Speaker 2: to have her trade table up in her seat in
- 19:51Speaker 2: the full, the upright position. She just wasn't having it.
- 19:55Speaker 2: Because she's out sailing with the family one day with
- 19:58Speaker 2: her dad anyway, and there's this attack right and the
- 20:04Speaker 2: way below gets blocked, so Gronia can't actually do the
- 20:08Speaker 2: thing she's supposed to do. And she sees someone like
- 20:15Speaker 2: just about to get her dad, and she's like, nah,
- 20:19Speaker 2: fuck this for a game of soldiers, and so she
- 20:22Speaker 2: jumps on him with a knife she has somehow acquired.
- 20:28Speaker 2: I don't judge. Why children have knives on pirate ships,
- 20:32Speaker 2: I don't judge. And so she jumps on this dude
- 20:35Speaker 2: who's about to kill her dad, and she just like
- 20:39Speaker 2: stablish dabstab and saves her dad from certain death. Really
- 20:45Speaker 2: because he was he was going to be a goner
- 20:47Speaker 2: if this had goten, Like nah, we Gronya going oh
- 20:52Speaker 2: well Scarlett on him. Stab. See, Gronia didn't just have
- 20:56Speaker 2: like the seafaring education she had in actual education. She
- 21:01Speaker 2: was really well educated for the time actually, so she
- 21:05Speaker 2: had all of like the social and ruling knowledge, you know,
- 21:09Speaker 2: she had her place in society, and it's generally agreed
- 21:15Speaker 2: upon that because of the nature of her way of
- 21:17Speaker 2: life and international trade and the like, that she would
- 21:22Speaker 2: have learned a bunch of languages, right, So she spoke Scots, Spanish, Irish, Latin.
- 21:32Speaker 2: And here's the thing. Now, I like to think that
- 21:39Speaker 2: Grona could speak English, she just chose not to out
- 21:45Speaker 2: of pettiness in spite, because the woman had an ear
- 21:50Speaker 2: for languages and she spoke a good few of them,
- 21:52Speaker 2: so it would be surprising that she couldn't speak English.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Although English is like for languages in a trench coat,
- 22:01Speaker 2: So maybe she couldn't, or maybe she just deliberately chose
- 22:04Speaker 2: not to learn it again out of spite. And like,
- 22:08Speaker 2: so she's well educated, she's you know, learned the ways
- 22:11Speaker 2: of the world, she's learned the ways of societe. But
- 22:15Speaker 2: like somewhere during her childhood. I think she's like eight
- 22:17Speaker 2: or ten or something, like her mom dies, right, and
- 22:22Speaker 2: that's one of the reason why she ends up spending
- 22:24Speaker 2: so much time with her dad, just because yeah, what
- 22:28Speaker 2: else is he gonna do? And he very much trains
- 22:32Speaker 2: her to be a ruler, you know, like he gives
- 22:36Speaker 2: her all the opportunities. This is I kind of feel
- 22:40Speaker 2: like going nipple baby, nipple baby. But yeah, like he
- 22:43Speaker 2: trains her more than he trains his like other son,
- 22:47Speaker 2: don't know, you know what I mean. And when Grona
- 22:49Speaker 2: hits sixteen, like again, political alliances, it's a whole thing.
- 22:55Speaker 2: In fifteen forty six she marries don't know o Hogio Flarerty.
- 23:00Speaker 2: I'm like, this is this absolutely astounding political match. He
- 23:05Speaker 2: was like the Tanisha to the oflerte Klan. So the
- 23:10Speaker 2: Tanishcha is like second in line, so he's like the
- 23:15Speaker 2: right hand man, you know what I mean. Like, so
- 23:20Speaker 2: between the two of them and all the stuff they've
- 23:23Speaker 2: got going on, they have ridiculous power. And if they're
- 23:30Speaker 2: consolidating it, like this is massive, massive power in the
- 23:35Speaker 2: hands of these two people. And like for him to
- 23:41Speaker 2: marry Grona, there's a dowry. That and the thing about
- 23:48Speaker 2: marriages under Brehon law in Ireland was that you know
- 23:56Speaker 2: everything that the woman has, the dowry and everything else
- 24:00Speaker 2: that she has entering the marriage, everything she owns. Right,
- 24:05Speaker 2: when she leaves that marriage, she takes everything back with her.
- 24:10Speaker 2: So she has like land and animals and like a
- 24:14Speaker 2: bunch of ships. So she has all of this when
- 24:19Speaker 2: she enters this marriage at sixteen. Right, she enters her
- 24:24Speaker 2: marriage with her own wealth. She's independently wealthy under brain law.
- 24:31Speaker 2: But also she's able to gain more wealth and property.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Like she's allowed to become wealthier. She is allowed to
- 24:41Speaker 2: own things and to gain more money and you know stuff.
- 24:47Speaker 2: But like everything she owns is still hers, like it
- 24:52Speaker 2: doesn't automatically become his. So if the marriage dissolves, if
- 24:57Speaker 2: she leaves the marriage, and she can take it with her. Now,
- 25:05Speaker 2: as it turns out, don't know, he was neither a
- 25:09Speaker 2: great husband nor a great leader. I mean, like he
- 25:15Speaker 2: kind of sucked, to be honest. He has a really
- 25:20Speaker 2: quick temper. It's also really bad. It's foul is the
- 25:26Speaker 2: word used most often actually, And he was the man
- 25:32Speaker 2: you know how I said about Henry the Eighth and
- 25:34Speaker 2: the King of France. Like this dude has the same energy,
- 25:38Speaker 2: Like he was constantly like getting into skirmishes with neighboring clans.
- 25:43Speaker 2: He would just constantly go out and just fight for
- 25:47Speaker 2: the bloody's sake of it. Right, And they're married for
- 25:51Speaker 2: what eighteen years, and they end up having like three
- 25:56Speaker 2: kids together, so they have Owen may In Markey In
- 26:03Speaker 2: Markey is actually Marca Marca Marca. Remember how I said
- 26:11Speaker 2: I say words wrong. I have a feeling I've said
- 26:16Speaker 2: Marca's name wrong, Like I tried to google it, and
- 26:22Speaker 2: I tried to ask my friends and none of them
- 26:24Speaker 2: more answered me. The worst thing is have I probably
- 26:28Speaker 2: said it correctly in another one like that? So that
- 26:31Speaker 2: would be very embarrasing. So Marca, he is born on
- 26:37Speaker 2: a ship and yeah, yeah, Marca Marca. One of them
- 26:48Speaker 2: go back to me, Marca, Okay, great. So Marca is
- 26:53Speaker 2: born on a ship. And over this course of this marriage,
- 26:56Speaker 2: like she is, she's doing her bet, she is airing
- 26:59Speaker 2: my she's sailing, she's trading. And Marca gets he's born
- 27:04Speaker 2: in a ship, right, and a few days after giving birth,
- 27:09Speaker 2: the ship is attacked and again because she just can't
- 27:13Speaker 2: help herself, instead of hiding like she grabs, she grabs
- 27:17Speaker 2: her stuff and she just joins the fight and she
- 27:20Speaker 2: wins because of course she does. So Yeah, they're married
- 27:24Speaker 2: eighteen years and during this time she is doing her bit.
- 27:26Speaker 2: She is, I mean, she is like the better leader
- 27:30Speaker 2: out the two and by fifteen sixty four, like lower
- 27:35Speaker 2: ranking sort of members of the Flowerty clan, they want
- 27:39Speaker 2: to expand, right, and so they're like they want to
- 27:46Speaker 2: make it better, they want larger territory, and the Crown,
- 27:55Speaker 2: the Crown wants to support this cause, you know, because
- 28:00Speaker 2: it's beneficial to them, because it works, you know what
- 28:03Speaker 2: I mean. And good Queen Bess, she has ascended the throne.
- 28:10Speaker 2: We've had a couple of monarchs since grown has been born,
- 28:14Speaker 2: and she had us sights set on Ireland. But she
- 28:19Speaker 2: wanted to get rid of some of these warring clans
- 28:21Speaker 2: and she wanted people who were, you know, subservient, who
- 28:26Speaker 2: would bend the knee, so this clan they won't expand.
- 28:33Speaker 2: And yeah, before h don't know, the you know, aforementioned
- 28:42Speaker 2: hot tempered man had a chance to respond or retaliate.
- 28:49Speaker 2: He was unfortunately slain by the Joyces and Gronia well
- 28:56Speaker 2: her husband's just been modeled. That's not nice, you know
- 28:59Speaker 2: who time to cry over dead husbands. And again Gronia
- 29:06Speaker 2: gets to leave the marriage with everything she entered and
- 29:11Speaker 2: everything she gained. So she grabs her gear, her wealth,
- 29:16Speaker 2: her livestock, and her three ships. That being said, she
- 29:22Speaker 2: also brings along two hundred fighting men. Now she vacates
- 29:28Speaker 2: Bono when castle and goes back to Kloebey. But like,
- 29:32Speaker 2: let still this into consideration, a wee bit right, she
- 29:36Speaker 2: gained the respect and the allegiance of two hundred fighting men,
- 29:45Speaker 2: two hundred Like she would have to be a good leader.
- 29:49Speaker 2: She would have had to have earned their respect because
- 29:52Speaker 2: they wouldn't have just followed her blindly. And during the
- 29:58Speaker 2: time of like Donald's death where there were reports in
- 30:02Speaker 2: Dublin of ship's pirrating, and she's like, only wasn't as
- 30:07Speaker 2: totally wasn't us own? By the way, do you want
- 30:09Speaker 2: these two hundred fighting men on your side? You know,
- 30:13Speaker 2: just as a compromise, just to help you, you know, convenient?
- 30:20Speaker 2: But Gronia Gronia is one of my favorite vengeful women
- 30:26Speaker 2: because like her first husband's been killed, and she doesn't
- 30:31Speaker 2: let it lie whether or not, like she actually cared
- 30:35Speaker 2: for him. Whom's to say? But when Donald is murdered,
- 30:40Speaker 2: when he is slain, she either lays siege or repels
- 30:44Speaker 2: a siege. It's kind of fuzzy on that detail. I mean,
- 30:49Speaker 2: but it's grownia, So you know, fifty, it's more than
- 30:54Speaker 2: a fifty to fifty chance, like it's it's more like
- 30:56Speaker 2: a ninety ten. She it was probably her laying siege.
- 31:01Speaker 2: That's her. She probably attacked first. Because yeah, so she
- 31:06Speaker 2: lays a siege on Coxcastle. I'm not making us up. Say,
- 31:10Speaker 2: isn't a euphemism for something. She raids Cox Castle and
- 31:15Speaker 2: she wins, and then she names it Hen's Castle in
- 31:20Speaker 2: her honor because she's like, just to let you know
- 31:23Speaker 2: you were beaten by a woman and that I now
- 31:25Speaker 2: own you, bitch, Like that's what that's about. So she
- 31:29Speaker 2: does that, and off she pops back to Kloebe, back
- 31:33Speaker 2: to clare Island, et cetera. Back to do her thing.
- 31:37Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's a woman, she has needs and she
- 31:40Speaker 2: briefly takes a lover as she should. And the lover
- 31:46Speaker 2: is supposedly a shipwrecked sailor. He could be I mean,
- 31:52Speaker 2: from where whom's to say? But she found him on
- 31:56Speaker 2: the beach, like the Prince Eric found our Well, He's like, yep,
- 32:01Speaker 2: that'll do. She's like, hmm, you're fun. You're mine now.
- 32:06Speaker 2: So he gets slain by the McMahons of Ballyvai. Right,
- 32:11Speaker 2: and again, being the calm, collected, reasonable person she is,
- 32:16Speaker 2: she seeks vengeance attacks the McMahons. She goes to the
- 32:22Speaker 2: castle of Dounnah in black Sod, right, and she just
- 32:27Speaker 2: goes in and just gets rid of her lover's killer,
- 32:31Speaker 2: like he is also slain now adios, which she may
- 32:36Speaker 2: have said because she did in fact speak Spanish, that
- 32:40Speaker 2: if they even said adios back then, because you know,
- 32:43Speaker 2: words change over time. So about two years after the
- 32:48Speaker 2: death of her first husband, grown Ya remarries and she
- 32:52Speaker 2: marries Ustarred Alarassa Burke, and Burke is her second husband.
- 33:00Speaker 2: But he's also known as Iron Richard. I mean, it's
- 33:05Speaker 2: not the worst nickname I've ever heard. I'm just saying mmm.
- 33:11Speaker 2: So they have one kid together, and that is che
- 33:15Speaker 2: Butch Burke, and he would end up becoming the first
- 33:19Speaker 2: Viscount of Mayo. Now, wait, was he the one that
- 33:26Speaker 2: was born at sea? Is Marka a girl's name wait
- 33:32Speaker 2: a minute, m maybe it was this one that was
- 33:36Speaker 2: born at see. Oh my goodness, I don't know which
- 33:39Speaker 2: one it was. You know, here I am going on
- 33:42Speaker 2: about women and their stories and everything needs to be correct,
- 33:45Speaker 2: and I can't remember which child was born at sea.
- 33:48Speaker 2: I feel like hmm, I feel like, yeah, I definitely
- 33:53Speaker 2: got it right last time. This is I mean, you
- 33:55Speaker 2: can't shame the shameless, but oh dear. But yeah. So
- 34:02Speaker 2: her second husband Bart, Now this may come as a surprise,
- 34:06Speaker 2: but he was also a crappy husband, like to the
- 34:10Speaker 2: point that when he left right to do whatever he did,
- 34:17Speaker 2: I don't care about him. Ronia basically locks the doors
- 34:23Speaker 2: and yells out of a window to Iron Dick Richard
- 34:28Speaker 2: Burkeye dismiss you. And that was that. Because there's this
- 34:33Speaker 2: whole thing with brand law where you can like divorce
- 34:37Speaker 2: your husband by a shouting at a window upon fucking
- 34:43Speaker 2: love it. That's just quality. And yeah, she gets to
- 34:48Speaker 2: keep the castle, and she also keeps Iron Dick as
- 34:55Speaker 2: an ally like that's ridiculous. So she stays in the
- 35:02Speaker 2: O'Malley Castle in the summer because it's a stronghold. It's
- 35:06Speaker 2: strategically like the best place to be right in the
- 35:10Speaker 2: center where her sea kingdom, and like it is home
- 35:13Speaker 2: alone up to the hilt. It has got smoke signals,
- 35:18Speaker 2: baby traps and has like all these different ways of
- 35:21Speaker 2: like sending and relaying, like receiving messages. There's a rope
- 35:26Speaker 2: that leads from her bed to a ship like zoom
- 35:33Speaker 2: zoom zoom. Pretty handy. She also had this thing where
- 35:37Speaker 2: the way the castle was built because most people were
- 35:41Speaker 2: right handed, that when you went up like the stairs
- 35:45Speaker 2: of the castle, you would have to fight left handed.
- 35:48Speaker 2: To make it more awkward, you wouldn't be able to
- 35:50Speaker 2: hold the sword in your dominant hand again unless you
- 35:53Speaker 2: were lefty. And like if you were part of, you know,
- 35:58Speaker 2: an oppressive force at that time, chances are you know
- 36:02Speaker 2: the Catholic was gonna smack the left ginis out of you.
- 36:05Speaker 2: So eh, so like during this time, she's still known
- 36:11Speaker 2: I think as Lady Burke. And Sir Richard Bingham, well
- 36:18Speaker 2: he's been sent to Ireland to like be the right
- 36:21Speaker 2: hand of the queen over there and whatnot, and he
- 36:24Speaker 2: absolutely despises Gronya. And in fifteen seventy six he writes
- 36:30Speaker 2: a letter stating that she was responsible and or involved
- 36:35Speaker 2: in every single rebellion against the crown over the last
- 36:40Speaker 2: forty years because the Crown is taking power all over
- 36:45Speaker 2: the shop and lo and behold the arsol Bingham is like, oh, yeah,
- 36:50Speaker 2: this woman's definitely to blame, and yeah, Gronya's no fool.
- 36:54Speaker 2: So yeah, when she sees the Lord Deputy, Sir Henry Sydney,
- 36:58Speaker 2: she offers her two hundred fighting men, she offers her
- 37:02Speaker 2: three galleys. She offers it, you know, because he was
- 37:07Speaker 2: trying to get everyone to like pay more taxes and
- 37:11Speaker 2: people just weren't doing it and they were like rebelling
- 37:14Speaker 2: and fighting and stuff. So she offers, you know, help,
- 37:18Speaker 2: and he's like, ah, lady, no, I'm good. He's like
- 37:21Speaker 2: one of the people who called her like grainny or granny,
- 37:25Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But yeah, within three weeks
- 37:31Speaker 2: three weeks of this offer to the Lord Deputy, she
- 37:36Speaker 2: sets off. She's a way to plunder and whatnot, and
- 37:41Speaker 2: then she gets captured and she's kept for a bit
- 37:45Speaker 2: and then she's sent to Dublin and she sent in
- 37:51Speaker 2: chains and at this point she's gonna be like she's
- 37:55Speaker 2: forty eight ish almost fifty and she's sent there is
- 38:03Speaker 2: like this demonstration of lying to the crown. Let me,
- 38:09Speaker 2: she did offer you help, and then she went off
- 38:13Speaker 2: pirating because like, you can't be pirrating and she's like,
- 38:16Speaker 2: I'm not pirting, and then she goes off in pirates,
- 38:18Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So she gets kept in
- 38:23Speaker 2: for like nearly a year and they released her in
- 38:27Speaker 2: fifteen seventy nine, and uh, she gets sent back to
- 38:32Speaker 2: Cargahuley and she gets besieged. So Captain Marlin he gets
- 38:40Speaker 2: her for her pirting escavades, but this is not Grownya's
- 38:47Speaker 2: first rodeo, and she scales the bugger off. And then
- 38:51Speaker 2: a year later, Iron Dick he becomes Lord Burke, and
- 38:56Speaker 2: because he's still under English like consider he is still
- 39:02Speaker 2: seen as married to Gronia. So Gronia gets awarded the
- 39:06Speaker 2: title of Lady Birk because yeah, appeasement, that's totally going
- 39:13Speaker 2: to work for her. Mm hmm. Given her a fancy title. Yeah,
- 39:19Speaker 2: but she gets like a new castle. She gets a
- 39:22Speaker 2: new title, and they think, you know, this will be
- 39:24Speaker 2: enough for her to calm down and not be involved
- 39:27Speaker 2: in every single rebellion over the next forty years. Uh
- 39:32Speaker 2: huh great. Sure. Three years later though, Oh unfortunately I
- 39:41Speaker 2: am Dick. He dies of natural causes and gronia. She's
- 39:45Speaker 2: been through this before, she knows the whole spiel. So
- 39:50Speaker 2: she packs her bag, She grabs her followers, her you know,
- 39:54Speaker 2: one thousand head of cows, her males, and her fighting men,
- 40:01Speaker 2: her galleys, and she heads back to Carragahilly. And she's
- 40:06Speaker 2: fifty three, she's independent. Why why would she get involved
- 40:12Speaker 2: in anything nefarious? M Because some people just love the sea, right,
- 40:19Speaker 2: they just like it. Because when you're a professional pirate,
- 40:24Speaker 2: you don't have to wear a suit. And yeah, why
- 40:30Speaker 2: would she do that? Anyway? Fifteen eighty four rolls round
- 40:33Speaker 2: and Sir John Parrott he is appointed the Lord Deputy,
- 40:37Speaker 2: with her dear old friend Richard Bingham as the provincial
- 40:41Speaker 2: President of Connacht. And my god, that man hates the
- 40:46Speaker 2: Irish and he despises grown up with a fiery passion.
- 40:51Speaker 2: So Perott, he's trying to catch more flies with honey
- 40:55Speaker 2: than vinegar, and Bingham he very much prefer tells the
- 41:00Speaker 2: stick to the carrot, So the barks they start rebelling
- 41:05Speaker 2: Bingham he is unnecessarily cruel, so he sends his brother
- 41:13Speaker 2: to go kill on No Floherty Gronia's oldest son. Right,
- 41:19Speaker 2: So Gronia invites you know, Bingham's brother in. He offers
- 41:23Speaker 2: him hospitality, right, like game of throne, like the phrase
- 41:28Speaker 2: like you eat in the house, it's a whole thing.
- 41:32Speaker 2: So they get in there and oh, no, flerty. He
- 41:36Speaker 2: offers you know, food, wine, everything, a lovely dinner and
- 41:40Speaker 2: what does.
- 41:40Speaker 3: He get stapped? He gets stabbed twelve times in fact,
- 41:46Speaker 3: and again, in a move that should surprise absolutely nobody,
- 41:52Speaker 3: Gronia decides to join the rebellion, and Bingham, for his
- 41:59Speaker 3: just uncouth act, he gets sent to help the Dutch
- 42:05Speaker 3: with their like a fight against Spain, and well he's away,
- 42:09Speaker 3: grown your sales round to the pail, right, and she
- 42:12Speaker 3: asks Peril for a pardon for her and her children
- 42:15Speaker 3: for their past defenses, and he's like, absolutely no problem,
- 42:20Speaker 3: barely an inconvenience, and yeah, all is well, everything's good.
- 42:30Speaker 3: Fifteen eighty eight rolls around and the Spanish Armada is
- 42:36Speaker 3: coming in. Unfortunately, the Spanish Armada had to deal with weather,
- 42:43Speaker 3: which was the main if it didn't have a storm,
- 42:47Speaker 3: if things didn't go badly, English history I think would
- 42:50Speaker 3: be very different now. But so Spanish Armada happens, people
- 42:56Speaker 3: get washed up on the shore. And as far as
- 43:00Speaker 3: we know, Gronia was involved in saving Spaniards because one
- 43:06Speaker 3: of her main trade routes with Spain. She spoke Spanish,
- 43:11Speaker 3: and there's a rumor that she like saved a bunch
- 43:14Speaker 3: of Spaniards and brought them over to Scotland where they
- 43:18Speaker 3: were safe, you know, from Elizabeth, or so they say.
- 43:25Speaker 3: But yeah, it's fifteen eighty eight. Perot is replaced with Fitzwilliams.
- 43:30Speaker 3: Bingham returns and just fucks everything up. He's killing, he's
- 43:34Speaker 3: laying waste to the land and the people.
- 43:37Speaker 2: In fitz william he tries to rain him in but
- 43:40Speaker 2: does not work, and uh, Bingham gets tried, but you
- 43:47Speaker 2: know again, rich white dude, he gets acquitted kill surprise,
- 43:54Speaker 2: and because he's not happy with you know, the amount
- 43:56Speaker 2: of suffering he's already caused. Bingham returns to and is
- 44:01Speaker 2: well mad and he is absolutely held bent on destroying Gronia,
- 44:06Speaker 2: and when she is out at sea, destroys her lands
- 44:10Speaker 2: at Cargoholey right, and somehow someway he aligns himself with Marca,
- 44:21Speaker 2: her third son, Marca will Flaherty, So she is well
- 44:29Speaker 2: mad about this, and Grona just like straight up removes
- 44:32Speaker 2: him from her will and she just basically denounces him,
- 44:39Speaker 2: you know, removes him from her life, the whole sha
- 44:41Speaker 2: bang cuts him out. Oh yeah, and then she tortures
- 44:44Speaker 2: all of his shit like she just sets it on
- 44:48Speaker 2: fire her and yeah, all of Gronia's fleet ends up impounded.
- 44:53Speaker 2: So by fifteen ninety two, Chi Budge he is held
- 44:58Speaker 2: captive by Bingham and Grownia is just not happy. She's
- 45:03Speaker 2: not in it for this, and she is genuinely worried
- 45:06Speaker 2: that her youngest child is going to be executed because
- 45:09Speaker 2: he's like linked to the rebellion with the Earl of Tyrone.
- 45:12Speaker 2: It's a whole thing, and she needs to be a
- 45:16Speaker 2: stop to this. So like the following year, she ends
- 45:19Speaker 2: up going all the way to the top. She goes
- 45:21Speaker 2: above Bingham's head. She goes straight to the manager and
- 45:25Speaker 2: requests an audience with Queen Elizabeth the first. So she
- 45:30Speaker 2: shows up in Greenwich Castle right to make Queen Bess right.
- 45:35Speaker 2: She gets frisked and they found a dagger on her
- 45:38Speaker 2: and she's like protection, they'll inn it. She's like, of
- 45:43Speaker 2: course I'm going to show up with a knife. I
- 45:45Speaker 2: am in an enemy's like location, it would be stoobid
- 45:48Speaker 2: for me not to And they're like, fair enough, but
- 45:50Speaker 2: we're still going to take it from you, you know.
- 45:53Speaker 2: And so she sneezes, she's like her allergies are playing
- 45:56Speaker 2: up or whatever hymns to say, and she's given a handkerchief,
- 46:01Speaker 2: so she blows her nose and then throws like the
- 46:06Speaker 2: handkerchief into the fire and the courtiers and everyone you
- 46:12Speaker 2: know there. So everyone at court, like all of the gentry,
- 46:16Speaker 2: everyone's surrounding, everyone is absolutely appalled at this. They are shocked.
- 46:22Speaker 2: They are aghast, and they're like, what is this horrible
- 46:26Speaker 2: app that has been committed upon us? And groans like
- 46:31Speaker 2: what it was dirty? So I got rid of it,
- 46:35Speaker 2: like I think it's more of a shock value thing.
- 46:41Speaker 2: She did it just to go boo at them, you know,
- 46:44Speaker 2: She's like, oh, a bottle, a hanky, what are you
- 46:46Speaker 2: gonna do? Ooh? So she ends up chatting to good
- 46:50Speaker 2: Queen Bess. Right, she's chatting to Elizabeth, you know what.
- 46:54Speaker 2: I call her good as if she was she was
- 46:55Speaker 2: an arsehole like everybody else. So they're chatting in Latin
- 46:59Speaker 2: because Elizabeth doesn't speak any Irish and Gronia apparently speaks
- 47:04Speaker 2: no English, and Gronya's I mean, she's far pushing it
- 47:09Speaker 2: at this point. You know, she's old, and she says
- 47:15Speaker 2: to Elizabeth, you know, listen, I was seafearing, I was buccaneering,
- 47:22Speaker 2: was I was pellaging and pilfering and plundering and other
- 47:26Speaker 2: words beginning with pee because we like alliteration here. I
- 47:31Speaker 2: did all that because it was out of necessity. I
- 47:36Speaker 2: a poor woman with terrible husbands. Ugh Am, all right,
- 47:41Speaker 2: you know, and Bengham has it out for me, and
- 47:44Speaker 2: you know, and I had to do with my own safety,
- 47:47Speaker 2: and I just want to go and live a farmer's life,
- 47:50Speaker 2: whichould be nice if this didn't destroy my shit, you know,
- 47:54Speaker 2: it would be great. That's all I want to do. Unsurprisingly,
- 47:58Speaker 2: Bengham is pest massively pests as information and so he
- 48:05Speaker 2: he tries to like flee, but he gets arrested in England.
- 48:10Speaker 2: I mean, it's not too long before he ends up
- 48:12Speaker 2: back in Ireland because again rich went Dud's you know
- 48:15Speaker 2: what I mean, members of the gentry. Things are gonna
- 48:18Speaker 2: go well for him. He's fine, you know whatever. So Elizabeth,
- 48:24Speaker 2: she believes Gronya and she you know, says that she
- 48:29Speaker 2: will be a loyal subject upon receiving a small pension
- 48:34Speaker 2: and other such goods. Right, She's like, I have appeased
- 48:37Speaker 2: her in my infinite wisdom. I am correct, and she is,
- 48:42Speaker 2: you know, like it's actually really funny though, because like
- 48:46Speaker 2: see when she met her, she wouldn't curtsey to the
- 48:48Speaker 2: queen because she's like, I am the Queen of Ireland.
- 48:51Speaker 2: Why would a curtsy to you? Like we're both queens.
- 48:54Speaker 2: Deal with it. So yeah, Bingham, he's incense, right, he's
- 49:04Speaker 2: just so mad about this and he just lays chaos
- 49:13Speaker 2: and just just keeps whaling on Grownia. He just makes
- 49:18Speaker 2: things difficult for her continuously, like consistently, one after another
- 49:24Speaker 2: in a row, just one dodgy piece of thing after another,
- 49:26Speaker 2: right and growing. It is like really right, fine, And
- 49:33Speaker 2: she returns to seafaring in pirrating ways, like in seventeen
- 49:43Speaker 2: ninety five, like she's like, oh man, is you up
- 49:49Speaker 2: to this stuff again? I better get in my boat.
- 49:51Speaker 2: And there's reports of her being an elderly woman, like
- 49:55Speaker 2: she's almost eighty and she's pirating like that. I mean,
- 50:01Speaker 2: that's just impressive. And by fifteen eighty seven, just two
- 50:07Speaker 2: years after this, the Burk family, they end up with
- 50:11Speaker 2: a tidy wee summer. Right, they get a nice wee
- 50:15Speaker 2: junker change for helping the crown. Like that's good for them.
- 50:21Speaker 2: I guess don't know what they did. They just kind
- 50:23Speaker 2: of showed up and we're like, we're here, we're helping hi.
- 50:26Speaker 2: But even then, you cannot keep growing your offul boat.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Like there are reports and sidings of her up until
- 50:34Speaker 2: sixteen oh one, so she's like in her eighties, still
- 50:39Speaker 2: doing all this stuff. But in sixteen oh three, age
- 50:48Speaker 2: finally catches up a gronja and she dies of natural
- 50:53Speaker 2: causes or I don't know. At this point, I think
- 50:57Speaker 2: the sea just claimed her. They're like, come on now, honey,
- 51:00Speaker 2: you're one of us. And that is the story of
- 51:05Speaker 2: Grondua Wiel Grande O'Malley, Ireland's pirate queen. So what did
- 51:12Speaker 2: we learned today? We learned that I let Grandea O'Malley.
- 51:17Speaker 2: I'm also petty yeay ah, that you know pirrating has
- 51:24Speaker 2: no age limit. That's good, and hell hath no fury
- 51:29Speaker 2: like a woman scorned, Like every time someone like near
- 51:34Speaker 2: her is executed, she's like, I'm coming for you. I'm
- 51:38Speaker 2: gonna get you and I'm gonna burn it down. And
- 51:41Speaker 2: I appreciate that level of passion. I really did. And
- 51:45Speaker 2: of course, if you liked this episode, please rate interview
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- 52:04Speaker 2: to your podcasts. It would mean you have no idea.
- 52:09Speaker 2: I want Gronya's name to be accepted as part of
- 52:14Speaker 2: her and not have something else slapped on her, just
- 52:18Speaker 2: because it's more palatable for those who refuse to call
- 52:23Speaker 2: her by her name. Now, don't forget. You can follow
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- 52:31Speaker 2: or The links are going to be down below. If
- 52:33Speaker 2: you are looking to go to the Heartland Pagan Festival
- 52:36Speaker 2: on May Memorial weekend, yes, I'm going to be there.
- 52:41Speaker 2: There's going to be three workshops, one talk and a
- 52:45Speaker 2: live podcast recording and so link is in the description
- 52:49Speaker 2: down below. And Katie Ten Katie ten k E t
- 52:54Speaker 2: I E ten will get you a discount code. Yeah
- 52:58Speaker 2: h that is a discount code. You're going to trying
- 53:01Speaker 2: to think what else for today? If you want to
- 53:04Speaker 2: do the survey, do the survey again. Link is there,
- 53:07Speaker 2: see how you get on. But yeah, mainly I just
- 53:10Speaker 2: want everybody sharing. I just I want her story out there.
- 53:16Speaker 2: I know, it's just it's kind of fragmented because we
- 53:19Speaker 2: don't have a clear history about her, because history in
- 53:24Speaker 2: Ireland is oral er, oral er, one of those heard spoken,
- 53:34Speaker 2: one of those, So we don't necessarily have the perfect timeline,
- 53:37Speaker 2: but we do our best with what we have. Oh yeah, merch.
- 53:42Speaker 2: There's merch link down below as well. Merch is finally
- 53:45Speaker 2: here has a and I'm working on some exclusive merch
- 53:48Speaker 2: for the Patreon but that is coming. Oh my recommendation time.
- 53:53Speaker 2: I can't leave without recommendation time, of course. So listening,
- 53:59Speaker 2: So I have been listening to the song pretty Boys
- 54:01Speaker 2: by Kady Bear on you Repeat. It is so good.
- 54:04Speaker 2: It is far too correct actually and yeah, it is brilliant.
- 54:09Speaker 2: You should definitely listen to it. It's amazing. She's on Spotify,
- 54:12Speaker 2: she's great. She's also on TikTok. It's so good, pretty Boys.
- 54:16Speaker 2: They got nothing else to get. It's so good. It's
- 54:19Speaker 2: so good. Oh. In book wise, you should read a
- 54:23Speaker 2: bloody good Massacre by my friend, the good honorable Reverend
- 54:28Speaker 2: David Scott. He's not actually a reverend. It's a long story,
- 54:33Speaker 2: it's a joke, but yeah, David Scott the author. You
- 54:35Speaker 2: should go read a bloody good Mascer. It's on like
- 54:38Speaker 2: Amazon and Waterstones and just places. Go read now for watching,
- 54:45Speaker 2: for watching, you know what I want you to do.
- 54:48Speaker 2: I want you to go watch a Muppet Treasure Island actually,
- 54:52Speaker 2: because that is a quality movie. The songs you cannot
- 54:55Speaker 2: get anywhere, big shame. I mean, Tim Curry is amazing, frankly,
- 55:01Speaker 2: and that we fell I went on to be a comedian.
- 55:04Speaker 2: I'm sure he's doing great, but yeah, Motherer, Treasure Island
- 55:08Speaker 2: is a quality all year round film. Obviously Christmas Carol
- 55:12Speaker 2: is peak, isn't it, But we watch that at Christmas.
- 55:16Speaker 2: Treasure Island has it has Tim Curry and instead of
- 55:21Speaker 2: a part, he has a lobster. I mean, what more
- 55:23Speaker 2: do you want in a movie? Right? Again, to be
- 55:25Speaker 2: super annoying, I know, I know, I know, but like this,
- 55:29Speaker 2: share this and if you do listen to this one
- 55:32Speaker 2: streaming stuff, you can download it as well, and it
- 55:34Speaker 2: adds something. I don't know how the algorithm works, but
- 55:39Speaker 2: if you download on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, it does
- 55:43Speaker 2: a thing. Partly, it boosts stuff up if you are
- 55:46Speaker 2: ratting and reviewing. If you write stuff in the box,
- 55:50Speaker 2: it somehow boosts the review. I don't have the answers,
- 55:55Speaker 2: but the technology does a thing. But without further ado,
- 56:00Speaker 2: I really hope that this episode does well. I really do,
- 56:04Speaker 2: cause it just means so much to me. But yes,
- 56:08Speaker 2: I am going to say good night to you all.
- 56:11Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. If you've made it this far,
- 56:13Speaker 2: thank you You're amazing. But I shall bid you farewell.
- 56:18Speaker 2: Adios au revoir of where As THEE my friends, Bye bye,