Latest / Papa Gut / She chose the absolute worst boy names imaginable
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- 0:00Here's a list of all the boy names that my fiance vetoed this
- 0:02week because. Hey, Veto's not a bad one.
- 0:05Because if I can't use them, then somebody else should use
- 0:07them because they are such good names.
- 0:09He just has very specific taste and associations with names.
- 0:12And when it's a no, it's a no. This one broke my heart because
- 0:15I love this name for a boy. It's Avery.
- 0:18I know a. Sounds like a bird.
- 0:21All right, that's still that's kind of like a white name.
- 0:23Avery. Avery is really common for girls
- 0:25but I love it for a boy. Feels classic without being
- 0:28over. Well, I feel like the name is
- 0:31too like Upper, like I'm, I'm trashy white.
- 0:34This is like, too like upper class, like call the police for
- 0:37everything White Avery. But like, yeah, if it's a girl's
- 0:40name, I feel like you're going to.
- 0:41They would get bullied, you know.
- 0:43Used I feel like it could lean sporty but it also is a little
- 0:46bit preppy. I don't know, I love it.
- 0:48Stuff is kit for a boy so. Kit Kat.
- 0:51Nice. You can name your daughter Kat.
- 0:52That's cool. I like that one.
- 0:53They're not going to get bullied at all.
- 0:55So it kind of fits into the same category as Avery where kit is
- 0:58more common for girls right now. Wait So what the fuck If all
- 1:00these are common girl names why are you trying to get your son
- 1:03bullied? What are you?
- 1:04What are you trying to give them?
- 1:05Gender dysphoria. But I think kit for a Boy is so
- 1:09sweet and it's also has that like country western feel.
- 1:13This one you didn't like because of the way it sounded with our
- 1:15last name next. What is your last name?
- 1:17Kat. And I already did the joke.
- 1:18It's stupid. It's dumb, I don't care anymore.
- 1:20What? Is Brighton.
- 1:23Brighton bro, I don't want to hear any racist white people
- 1:27make fun of black people's names ever again.
- 1:29You can't. You can't make fun of the name
- 1:31Erica, name spelled Ereka and then make your name Brighton.
- 1:36Oh why don't you brighten up my day?
- 1:37Might as well name your kid. Fucking light bulb.
- 1:39Like what are we doing here Brighton?
- 1:41That's preposterous. That sounds like a town in
- 1:43England that sells exclusively beans, and they say that their
- 1:47beans are famous, but they're just famous for giving you
- 1:49diarrhea. This.
- 1:50Name is just so fun and happy and.
- 1:54Just. Yeah, I like the energy.
- 1:56Yeah, it sounds like a name that's going to require pills to
- 1:59be like an SSRI just to be happy.
- 2:01Sure. G also can be used for a girl,
- 2:03which I'm realizing is kind of a theme here.
- 2:05Yeah, don't do that. Next up is the name Bodie.
- 2:11What the made your made your kid like Mason?
- 2:14I don't know. Mason, John, Clive.
- 2:18I feel like that's. You want country.
- 2:19Clive. Keith.
- 2:22We used to think Keith was the worst name you can name somebody
- 2:24until Bodie came along. Yeah.
- 2:27I mean, I don't know. That sounds like a little
- 2:29ethnic. Maybe a brown guy would be named
- 2:30that, which is fine, but Bodie, I don't.
- 2:34Know, I don't even remember why he said no to this name.
- 2:37I actually was OK with this one because Bodie, it was my
- 2:40grandma's dog's name. Throw her out.
- 2:44Throw this. Good.
- 2:45Throw this guy, this girl out. Throw her out.
- 2:47Do you want to name your kid the name of a dog?
- 2:55My God these people are nuts. Dude.
- 2:59Name of a dog. Dude, what is wrong with you?
- 3:02So I kind of have that association.
- 3:04I still think it's a super cute name, yeah.
- 3:07For a dog, get a dog. He said no to this week.
- 3:11Was Murray He actually? That one's the best one.
- 3:14It's just an old man's name, so he'll be set when he's 80.
- 3:19Murray practical jokers over here, that's a tough thing
- 3:23'cause there's some good names, but like you, it's hard to like,
- 3:25imagine aiming a kid. Elizabeth nowadays.
- 3:27Elizabeth's kind of an old person's name, you know?
- 3:30So you kind of have to hope it comes back into season.
- 3:33Did say yes to the name Murphy but Murray was a no and I'm not
- 3:37really sure why but it's one of those surnames as first names
- 3:39that are getting more popular these days.
- 3:41Why would you want your kid to be have a popular name?
- 3:44Here's a list of all. That one was unironically the
- 3:47best one out of all terrible options.