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OUTRO: Urethra Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: For to seven every weekday on radioc yim in and
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  Speaker 1: then drama drama before we get into the drama.
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  Speaker 2: Did you shave today? Easy? Yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yesterday? I thought you were going to shave on
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  Speaker 1: the tomorrow morning. That was your plan.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna show it tomorrow morning as well? Well, I
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  Speaker 3: mean two days later. Yeah, probably you're a smooth today.
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  Speaker 2: Easy? Yeah, I don't shave, you know all the way
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  Speaker 2: down I.
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  Speaker 1: Even I haven't even showered today.
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  Speaker 2: You look yeah, we can tell you look like a scarecrow. Yeah, totally. Man.
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  Speaker 2: You wait and you see me in shorts, just a
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  Speaker 2: motion mesh of clothes at someone's.
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  Speaker 1: I got home and things happened. I was meant to
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  Speaker 1: have a shower and I just didn't have time.
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  Speaker 2: You're not shower since golf?
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  Speaker 1: No, I squirted some smelly shit on me, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, Mogi magie mate.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fellas, So this week I think it was Monday
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  Speaker 2: or Sunday. I woke up with real sore kidneys or
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  Speaker 2: left kidney. Yes, and just tried to walk, you know,
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  Speaker 2: walk it off, walk it off, you know me easy
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  Speaker 2: on my backbone. Yeah, so real, And then it seemed
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  Speaker 2: to get better over the course of the day, and
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  Speaker 2: then it would be it's a constant ache. But sometimes
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  Speaker 2: especially in the morning when you wake up, Oh fuck
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  Speaker 2: it now like really sore, but I barely feel I
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  Speaker 2: guess because I am as I said, key, you remember
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  Speaker 2: a backbone. And so that's been going on all week
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  Speaker 2: and I just I got to today and with you know,
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  Speaker 2: considering we're going to Fiji tomorrow, and thought, do I
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  Speaker 2: really want to be suffering from something severe, a severe
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  Speaker 2: health emergency when I'm in Fiji, when I'm in the island.
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  Speaker 3: A trip I went on recently. It was a couple
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  Speaker 3: of years ago. A woman had a severe health injury
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  Speaker 3: whilst in Figi.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody died of a stub toe when I was there.
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  Speaker 3: She got something in her eye which turned into a
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  Speaker 3: severe eye in fiction and then she was took an eye.
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  Speaker 3: Not that she didn't get ejaculate in her im you
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  Speaker 3: come on, man, you are sick, but yeah, she she
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  Speaker 3: had to taken to our IRB boat ride back to
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  Speaker 3: the mainland, went to hospital they then had to she
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  Speaker 3: was sharing a room with a dead person on one
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  Speaker 3: of the gurneys.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: She then had to be flown back to Auckland on
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  Speaker 3: the floor exactly. And then she flew back to Auckland
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  Speaker 3: and then they could properly look at her eye and
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  Speaker 3: they told her that she's going to be blind for
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  Speaker 3: like a year and it might not even come right.
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  Speaker 3: And that was one of our friends. So you definitely
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  Speaker 3: don't want to do anything. Yeah, yeah, well I'm not
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  Speaker 3: on the bright side. So anyway, I didn't want to
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  Speaker 3: do that. So I went to the doctor today and
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  Speaker 3: I just had them. I said, look, I just want
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  Speaker 3: to get a blood test in a urine test, just
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  Speaker 3: to see where things are at. He could did it there,
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  Speaker 3: and then so I said, urine is all tickety booth.
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  Speaker 3: There's no concerns and there except that that there are
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  Speaker 3: traces of blood, which means you've probably got kidney stones.
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  Speaker 3: Kidney stones, so that goes and it's sharp and it
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  Speaker 3: cuts the inside of your kidney, which leads to bleeding
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  Speaker 3: obviously and shows in your urine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow. And then now that I've thought about it,
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  Speaker 2: that is actually the pain that I'm feeling which is
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  Speaker 2: what I had, because you've had it before six years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I had it before, and I've just done a little
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  Speaker 2: search and whether it's draw or not. But on chet GPT,
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  Speaker 2: if you've got polycystic kidney's like I do, apparently you've
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  Speaker 2: got more chance of getting kidney stones. So that is
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  Speaker 2: good shit. Now, if there's a time you want it,
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  Speaker 2: it's right before you go away from ten days to Fiji,
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  Speaker 2: because when I tell you the pain of this, of
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  Speaker 2: these things, yes, it is absolutely beyond belief. Beyond belief. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I when I first I was just telling jose about this.
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  Speaker 2: But when I got these the first time, I'd been
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  Speaker 2: working myself to the bone, working on paranormal when it
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  Speaker 2: was a paranormal all night. Then I come home, Jason
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  Speaker 2: and I had done talkback. We were giving notes, so
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  Speaker 2: I give notes on the edit during the day and
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  Speaker 2: then I'd sleep for about three hours a day. And
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  Speaker 2: that was for six weeks. Finally finished. On the last
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  Speaker 2: day I had to be I was showing my daughter
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  Speaker 2: how to do a headstand and I wasn't even halfway
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  Speaker 2: through my beer and I was like, oh the fuck,
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  Speaker 2: what's that man? And I went up to the bedroom
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  Speaker 2: to get away from the missus because I didn't wanted
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  Speaker 2: to see me in pain, because she'd never seen that before,
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  Speaker 2: because you're a backbone, because I'm a fucking backbone. Yeah. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I just thought it'll pass. And then I got to
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  Speaker 2: the point I was like, ah, fuck, they're going to
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  Speaker 2: have to go to the hospital. So grabs that. She
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  Speaker 2: goes do you want to get an ambulance? I was like, nah,
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  Speaker 2: an ambulance are more good. So we jumped in the
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  Speaker 2: elevator because we were standing in apartments. Went By the
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  Speaker 2: time I got to the bottom floor, I said, give
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  Speaker 2: me a fucking ambulance man, which is out the gate. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: Then they on the phone to the ambulance. By the
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  Speaker 2: time they eventually I said, you don't need an ambulance.
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  Speaker 2: You need to be dead before you can get an
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  Speaker 2: ambulance of Wellington, So that was good. Went there, put
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  Speaker 2: me on a morphine drip, which was amazing, Yes, fucking amazing,
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  Speaker 2: and then normally you pass it really quickly, but I
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  Speaker 2: didn't the next and then they let me out the
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  Speaker 2: next morning it had gone and then had come back.
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  Speaker 2: Later that day. They put me back on the morphine drip.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't touch the sides. So a class opiate de
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  Speaker 2: pumped into Yeah, and it didn't even knock even a
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  Speaker 2: minuscule edge off the pane. You should have got an epigurial, man,
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  Speaker 2: I should have got my head chopped off, I remember.
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  Speaker 2: But get the filled spine.
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  Speaker 1: M I remember one of our teachers at our school
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  Speaker 1: had them, and he was a really mild man of do,
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  Speaker 1: and he said when he was talking about them afterwards,
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  Speaker 1: it was fucking agony. Yeah, because you've got to imagine
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  Speaker 1: like a stony crystal lea kind of little blob. They're
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  Speaker 1: just going through the veins, and that.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is ultimately it's in the kidneys and so
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  Speaker 2: it's trying to get out, but it's making its way
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  Speaker 2: into your urethra, which is in your penis coming and
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  Speaker 2: you've got to pass it out. So it's going up,
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  Speaker 2: you know, down your fucking piss hole and scratching the
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  Speaker 2: fuck out of your urethroat. So sometimes they can bet.
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  Speaker 2: Also sometimes they can be so big, and they can
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  Speaker 2: tell this from a scan that they have to laser
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  Speaker 2: them in your body because they will not make it
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  Speaker 2: so it will not make its way. Sorry. So what
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to do today was get a scan
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  Speaker 2: an ultrasound to find out if I've got them and
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  Speaker 2: also what size they are. But I couldn't get them
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  Speaker 2: because they're full up because the time is what is
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  Speaker 2: it recording for you? So I couldn't get in there.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just going to Fiji and hopefu. Yeah, the whole.
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  Speaker 3: Chey b show wee days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
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  Speaker 3: the Lacking Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently, if you when you pass them, if you put
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  Speaker 1: a little ciev there. I was just thinking, when you
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  Speaker 1: capture the barcards, they are worth a bomb and they
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  Speaker 1: make like rings and shot out. U.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's right. Now. Listen to this. A study comparing
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  Speaker 2: renal colock, which is the pain from a kidney stone
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  Speaker 2: kezy versus childbirth. Yeah, because I've heard that this is
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  Speaker 2: the same as childbirth, found that among women who had
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  Speaker 2: experienced both childbirth and kidney stones, sixty three percent said
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  Speaker 2: that kidney stone pain was worse than childbirth, and sixteen
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  Speaker 2: percent said the two were similar. So you're talking about
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  Speaker 2: four out of five people say it's as bad or
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  Speaker 2: worse than childbirth.
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  Speaker 1: Would I would imagine, and you know, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you guys know this. I'm not a woman,
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  Speaker 1: but that childbirth would be a kind of generic, wavy,
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  Speaker 1: generic throbbing pain, whereas your kidney stone would be a weary, sharp,
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  Speaker 1: gnarly specific pain.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing is that you know when child birth
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  Speaker 2: is over because you've got a baby, yes, but you
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  Speaker 2: don't really know when when you're at no point knew
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  Speaker 2: that it was over.
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  Speaker 3: Can you start personing into a sieve? And now that
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  Speaker 3: rings a belly? I think that's what I did.
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  Speaker 2: So every time I went for a purse, I had
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  Speaker 2: to pers into a sieve so they could tell her
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  Speaker 2: if I passed it or not. That's good. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: a good idea. The colander has probably got too big
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  Speaker 2: a hole in it someone's hand. Yeah, I'll catch it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll catch it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you person into a sieve and then once you're
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  Speaker 3: done with it, like take the little thing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And did you just hide it in one of Jason's
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  Speaker 3: salt grinders?
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  Speaker 2: Just not tell them? And it's uric ur after a year.
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  Speaker 3: But like, hey, Jason, you've been having plenty of salt
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  Speaker 3: lately and yeah, why yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what that was my?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because because I carry around and have with me
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  Speaker 1: at all times.
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  Speaker 2: A salt shaker, do you that's Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: My pop used to do that, really, salt and pepper
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  Speaker 3: and his jacket pocket whenever he went out for dinner
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  Speaker 3: or anywhere, because he's from that that generation no longer
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  Speaker 3: with us, but he's from the generation where all.
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  Speaker 2: They ate was just like boiled meat.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's so like when pepper and salt came out,
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  Speaker 3: it was like you fucking put heaps of it on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but that's that sucks smoking man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not great, man. It rob be great. Was
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  Speaker 2: if I had it happen after I got back, Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: But after the ten days, it reminded me of when
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  Speaker 3: we were going to Hoodie J's batch and then you
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  Speaker 3: got sick the day before. I mean obviously it was
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  Speaker 3: double booked and we had a ship time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean I won. You won, definitely, you
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  Speaker 2: won on that occasion, man. But it reminds me of that,
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  Speaker 2: and it's a damn shame. I mean, I'll be honest
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  Speaker 2: with you. The pain isn't so bad that I can't
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  Speaker 2: drink through it. I was gonna say very clear about that.
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  Speaker 2: Drink through it, yeah, will be well.
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  Speaker 1: I imagine the alcohol will dissipate it.
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  Speaker 2: We'll make it worse. We're going to find out one
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  Speaker 2: way or the other. But yeah, I guess the longest
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  Speaker 2: it can go for a couple of days. But what
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  Speaker 2: I am worried about is golf. So I think I'm
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  Speaker 2: probably just going to drive. I don't want to make it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to exacerbate it. Expeedy eight.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So that'll be interesting because that means is three
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  Speaker 3: and two.
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  Speaker 2: I'll still be I'll be out. Okay, I'll drive. I'm
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  Speaker 2: assuming we've got buggies. No, we definitely will you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I'll be I'll be involved with that for sure. Yeah, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 2: But also I'm almost tempted to just go hard and
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  Speaker 2: then just have it happen and it'll be done in
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  Speaker 2: a couple of days, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely still take the club, see how it goes.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, might put your pudding off a little bit though,
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  Speaker 1: if you're passing a kidney stone, you've got Jason.
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  Speaker 2: Padding. I hate it.
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