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90: Selling Stamps (Not Postal) · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmm. I don't know what in the hell will
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  Speaker 1: be the first time.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus, I know you're familiar with that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes you did, you did, that's a T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They may try to hit us with copyright porsh didn't
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  Speaker 2: didn't book mark not book mark portion, didn't trade mark.
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  Speaker 1: I gonna make.
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  Speaker 2: These mothers want to come after poll folks.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: We are not poor. We just don't have it right now.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: We don't have it right now.
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  Speaker 2: So miss don't.
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  Speaker 1: We're not yet, not yet. You got that.
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  Speaker 2: African money right now? Says don't. Don't heard Simon getting
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  Speaker 2: a divorce. Damn machin't gonna leave you empty handed. That
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  Speaker 2: ain't fitting. Sure, yeah, that ain't fitting.
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  Speaker 1: Sure mm hmm. All right, well, but that being said,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to this week's episode of Wine and Audacity the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your host, Brandonson Card and I'm doing by two
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  Speaker 1: of my favorite people in the world. How you feeling
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  Speaker 1: this week?
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  Speaker 2: Were not these niggas I might? I mean, if you
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  Speaker 2: want to be you can, I'm cool, I'm chilling, I'm
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  Speaker 2: straight you sure, Oh yeah, you know I can't complain.
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  Speaker 3: Yet that nigga say, yeah, you know it's always you
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  Speaker 3: know there's always something mm hmm, right, show your.
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  Speaker 1: What's new, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm living. Yeah, I can honestly counted down the months
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  Speaker 2: to graduation tied.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of turning an assignment.
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  Speaker 2: One more semester right, yes, yes, yes, I'm in the
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  Speaker 2: midst of a fall semester right now, the last two
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  Speaker 2: classes fall semester. I got two more in the spring,
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  Speaker 2: and I am done. Joke done, yeah, done, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to Shauna have been able to spell with
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  Speaker 3: the right with the right contexts.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, bitchy, make me sick?
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  Speaker 3: What letter doesn't? What letter does? Don't start with these nuts, now, SHAWNA,
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  Speaker 3: Do I have to put you in the cozy corner?
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  Speaker 3: Let you relax for a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: In a corner?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I swear to god. One of my didn't say
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  Speaker 3: me in that corner.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Like, wow, I don't know these kids stuck life.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I mean that's why I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: maybe going into childcare.
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  Speaker 1: Yo.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be around no kids who I
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  Speaker 2: can't snatch up. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a it's a guy that I followed that told
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  Speaker 3: like that tolds like his stories when he was on
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  Speaker 3: when he was in like teaching, like kindergarten. He said
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: he had a white kid in his class and say
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  Speaker 3: he was step black because of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Steve. What he says his name is Connor
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said he identified step black because the stuff
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  Speaker 3: was black.
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  Speaker 1: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's funny every time the boy boys says something
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  Speaker 2: like no absolutely not no, no, no, no, thank you no.
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  Speaker 3: But it's it's one of them places like yo, you
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  Speaker 3: it's just you. You cannot make the shut up. It's
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  Speaker 3: like Steve, mm hmm, like yo, the most outland join
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  Speaker 3: the show.
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  Speaker 2: Shirley Strawberry, Little poor Shirley.
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  Speaker 3: He would read the ship that little piece of man she.
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  Speaker 2: Was married to. Ooo, god who.
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  Speaker 1: He was something else?
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  Speaker 3: Honey, little piece.
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  Speaker 2: Of man that's what he was. Little piece of man
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  Speaker 2: she was married to. He was trifling, Like sir, you're
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: like seventy. How are you still tripling at seventy? You
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: didn't learn nothing in these all these decades. Nothing. You
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: got caught up in some booze shit, Like what I'm
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  Speaker 2: not overstanding what's going on right now? I don't get
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  Speaker 2: it well, so.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still stuck a little piece of man, Piece.
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  Speaker 1: Of man, little piece of man. So I want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about something that's been going on.
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  Speaker 2: We so we try to stay away from current events,
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  Speaker 2: not because we don't want to talk about it, because
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  Speaker 2: it actually will provide us with way will commentary and
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  Speaker 2: stuff that we can actually discuss. But in case y'all
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  Speaker 2: haven't figured this out yet, I guess what are we
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  Speaker 2: eighty six eighty seven episodes into this show. We record
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: these episodes in advance, some of them, most of them
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  Speaker 2: well in advance.
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  Speaker 1: Of the time it actually air. It's not to say
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  Speaker 1: exactly when we record it, but we record episodes well
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  Speaker 1: in advances when they actually air a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of weeks seven pm. Friday.
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  Speaker 1: So because of that, we kind of can't talk about
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  Speaker 1: current events and stuff because by the time if we
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: were to record stuff, let's say, talking about politics, so
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: like news or things, by the time it actually makes
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  Speaker 1: it to air when y'all hear it, it would have
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  Speaker 1: happened weeks ago at that point, and then the story
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  Speaker 1: probably would either be old news or the stuff we
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: were talking about would be missing posh posh portions that
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: is a word, not partions, but portions of the data
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  Speaker 1: that would have updated in that in between times.
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  Speaker 3: And then y'all be threatening, y'all be talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's about that old ship. Well, how can you trend chase?
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  Speaker 3: Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Almost that happened a motherfucker?
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  Speaker 3: Like, like, why y'are bringing up bull shit like trend.
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  Speaker 1: Chasing would be us focusing solely on current events and
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  Speaker 1: pop culture and ship and reality shows and no show
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  Speaker 1: the people that do that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, i'd be bored, and that's time. I ain't
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: got the time to be watching TV all day. But
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: something that's been happening currently that I do want to
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  Speaker 2: discuss is this Chase glitch that went went viral over
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: Labor Day weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. So, Aaron, you know about the
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  Speaker 1: Chase glitch that that all the kids or or the
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  Speaker 1: idiots rather have been doing on the on the clock
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  Speaker 1: at on the TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: Because no, i'mal be freaking in the clock at like that.
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: So you ever, you never heard about the Chase glitch
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  Speaker 1: at all?
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  Speaker 3: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: So okay, So I guess this is to be for y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You'll probably already know about this, but Aaron, and for
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  Speaker 1: those of y'all who aren't on social media, on certain
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  Speaker 1: websites and apps.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get my snakes together, is because just fitting
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  Speaker 2: to be funny for.
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  Speaker 1: Those of y'all who don't know. Back over Labor Day weekend,
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  Speaker 1: certain people on the clock at started posting about this
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  Speaker 1: Chase something called the Chase glitch, right, you know, Chase Bank, JP,
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  Speaker 1: Morgan and Chase Bank. Apparently people were going in and
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  Speaker 1: some they realized that if they deposited a check into
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  Speaker 1: their account that rewind So you as a person, you know,
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  Speaker 1: who have worked the majority of your life at this point,
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  Speaker 1: you know that if you were to deposit a paper
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: check into your bank account, they may make some of
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  Speaker 1: the money available like right then and there, but they
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  Speaker 1: would hold the rest of the funds until the check
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  Speaker 1: clears in a couple of business days. The glitch, well
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  Speaker 1: part of the glitch was, for whatever reason, when people
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: would go to ATMs to you know, after depositing the check,
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  Speaker 1: all of the funds we made available on this check
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  Speaker 1: at one time. So what people were doing and follow
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: me when I say this, because I think your alarm
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  Speaker 1: bells will start to go off as I explained this,
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  Speaker 1: but to these folks, it didn't go off.
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  Speaker 2: It's the side for me, because you know they's about
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  Speaker 2: to be some moee shit.
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  Speaker 1: So people were actually going and writing checks on their
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  Speaker 1: own accounts or from other accounts and then depositing those
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  Speaker 1: checks into their bank accounts at Chase and then immediately
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  Speaker 1: withdrawing the funds. This is all, of course, you know
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  Speaker 1: holiday we can hear in the States. For those of
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: y'all who are in like the UK and Canada, we
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  Speaker 1: don't have bank holidays here. We just call them federal
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  Speaker 1: holidays here because that's when our banks are closed. But
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  Speaker 1: of course Labor Day being a bank holiday or being
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  Speaker 1: a holiday where banks and stock market and financial institutions
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  Speaker 1: are closed, people were doing this basically all over Memorial
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  Speaker 1: Day Labor Day weekend, and they were going to basically,
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  Speaker 1: let's say, for example, person A deposited a thirty thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars check from their account or from another count to
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  Speaker 1: their account, but the funds were made available immediately and
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  Speaker 1: they will go to different ATMs. Some people went to
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  Speaker 1: one A team were able to pull out all of
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  Speaker 1: that money from one A team at a time. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this happened. Let's say, go ahead, commentary, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: So basically, y'all niggas is stealing.
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  Speaker 1: Your own ship. You can't interesting because there ain't no
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  Speaker 1: money in there for you to steal.
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  Speaker 3: But so y'all, so y'all, y'all, yeah, y'all are stealing. Y'all,
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  Speaker 3: y'all are signing your names one checks, one checks, paper checks.
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  Speaker 3: That's the paper trail.
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  Speaker 1: And you realize when you go to ATM A tms
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  Speaker 1: have cameras and can watch you do these transactions, so
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  Speaker 1: you're double implicating yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You will committing Like no, actually it's just one crime.
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  Speaker 1: Is still like, well no, so let me finish. It's
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: not just one crime.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: So these people who were going in and you know,
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  Speaker 1: depositing these fake checks might have been from their camp,
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  Speaker 1: might have been from other accounts, and they were pulling
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  Speaker 1: off the money instantly and then going on shopping spreeze,
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: or they were taking the money from their Chase app
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  Speaker 1: and then depositing it onto their cash up cards or
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: like the Zell accounts or what's the other one, vimo,
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  Speaker 1: they were putting it on their Vemo cards and basically
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  Speaker 1: transferring the money out that way to pay for stuff
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  Speaker 1: and do other things. But of course this happened over
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: holiday weekends, so they had Saturday Sunday or Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: Sunday and Monday.
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  Speaker 3: But then before they go to jail.
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  Speaker 1: Well not just that, so ticket a hint of what
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: happened on Tuesday morning. When the bank opened, they started
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: attempting to clear the checks to the automated clearinghouse. In
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: case you even figured out, my goodness, gracious case the
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: case kids, In case you're young enough when you would
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: consider it doing this, let us older millennials who actually
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: had to, you know, learn how to balance check books
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  Speaker 1: when we first got our adult banking accounts and shit.
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  Speaker 1: When you write a check, it's an instrument used to
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  Speaker 1: transfer money or deposit money between your account and one
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  Speaker 1: and another account. It could be from your job, it
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: could be from somebody else. At the bottom of your check,
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  Speaker 1: it contains the bank's routing number, your account number, and
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: the check number, and what the bank does. And you know,
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: if you work in finance, correct me if I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 1: The bank uses utilizes the information on the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: the check to transfer fronds from that account into your account. Now,
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: dumb dumbs, if you try to transfer money into your
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: own account that wasn't there, the check would have bounced.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Now if you did this and you didn't have the
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: money in the account and would have just you know,
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: disappeared or the check just wouldn't have cleared. But the
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: issue people were running into is they pulled the money
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: out of their accounts. That wasn't they're in the first place.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: And you know what, that's called fraud, check fraud.
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  Speaker 2: It's called it's not a glitch, y'all. It's called check
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  Speaker 2: fraud because you can't you're not supposed to deposit fake
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  Speaker 2: checks on accounts and then pull the money out before
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  Speaker 2: the check clears. Baby, that's called check fraud. So come
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday morning on social media. Then Wednesday morning, those same
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: people who were living large, going to car dealerships and
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: trying to get apartments and going to our Money and
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Gucci and Balenciaga and trying to buy all these clothes
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: and shit, y'all doing a bunch of shit. They would
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: log into their accounts if they still had access, because
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: at that point, the chase was starting to you know,
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: crowd crack down.
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  Speaker 1: By deactivating people's accounts. People were waking up to negative
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: balances in their account to the tune of how however
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: much money they deposited or they withdrew from those accounts,
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  Speaker 1: so people would have negative thirty forty sixty eighty thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars balances in their account. Or if you just went
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  Speaker 1: and made an extra agree, is your accountold say negative
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  Speaker 1: nine hundred ninety nine million, nine hundred ninet nine thousand,
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  Speaker 1: nine hundred and ninety thousand, ninety nine cents.
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  Speaker 2: So how are they taking that much money? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Because you can't even take that out the ATM. You
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  Speaker 1: can if you go to multiple ATMs.
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  Speaker 2: Shall, but a lot of ATMs, soill still have with drooling.
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  Speaker 1: But that was the part of the glitch.
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  Speaker 3: Mmmm.
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  Speaker 2: So no withdow limit nothing, Nope, baby.
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  Speaker 1: And especially over holiday weekend, if you realize that you
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  Speaker 1: can withdraw anunlimited amount of money from your account even
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  Speaker 1: though a check, the check is shown, it's in your account,
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  Speaker 1: even though it hasing technically clear yet this is a
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  Speaker 1: short term loan from the bank. And you wrote a
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  Speaker 1: check with thirty K that you didn't have in your account,
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  Speaker 1: and then you went to fifteen different ATMs all in
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  Speaker 1: the same area, which of course you're on camera front
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  Speaker 1: of the time you pull up to the time you
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  Speaker 1: make the transaction, and you drive off yep, and you
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  Speaker 1: pull out thirty thousand dollars out of you account that
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have. That means you now, oh, Chase Bank,
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  Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars, baby, these fucking so And another thing
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  Speaker 1: for those folks who the bright idea to attempt to
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: who didn't, but people who transferred money from their bank
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: accounts to their cash app cards and to their you know,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: venmo accounts, Not only were you hit with check fraud,
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  Speaker 1: you now have why your fraud added to that on
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  Speaker 1: top of that. So people not understanding how banking works
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  Speaker 1: proceeded to call Chase and asked them why the direct
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  Speaker 1: depositives depositives how to start a word branding, why the
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  Speaker 1: direct deposits weren't shown up in their bank accounts? And
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: while you know this money that was there, I had,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: you know, four grand in my savings, why is that money?
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  Speaker 2: Take that shit on this on the chin because you
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: knew you did wrong.
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  Speaker 1: But if you didn't realize that, So what they do
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  Speaker 1: is they take whatever money is available in your accounts
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  Speaker 1: to satisfy the negative balance. So instead of if you
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  Speaker 1: had four grand of your account, you've drew thirty grand.
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  Speaker 1: You were now in the whole twenty six grand because
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: you know difference thirty minus for as twenty six. So
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: now you have to pay back all of that money,
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  Speaker 1: and their chase is now in the price ancess of
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: compiling lists of people who did this on their accounts
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  Speaker 1: and forwarding the information to the FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you're about to get kicked in, you motherfucker.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: The full What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 3: So my my folks out here and the body and
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: auDA's is the university. I know one thing, I know
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: one thing that Aaron, mister Aaron hates, and that is
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: dumb ass criminals. Like, first of all, I got nothing
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: with that one, Like why don't that sound you know?
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: That sounds like the motherfuckers that were getting that, you
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: know when we when we were locked down, they were
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: getting the ppe longs like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was just thinking, like, bro, you do know,
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  Speaker 2: like you're.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna have to pay this money back some ways they
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: perform and then because you know, because correct me if
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I'm wrong, those loans before the small business owners that
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: had that had people on the pad, right, So it's
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like yo, telophone stamps is not a small business.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, all these fucking LLCs out here that was created,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: and and that and that, and in that three months
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: that we was like three months and we wasn't doing ship. Yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: and the money that was coming and you got these
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: people they buying like they out here. Then they going
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: and they going to the to the states. That's open.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: That's why, that's why it opened, busting it wide open.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: But then you come home and it's like, yo, the
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: fast is coming for you.
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  Speaker 1: And for those folks who actually got because some folks
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  Speaker 1: did get away with the p p P loan, they
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  Speaker 1: did scam and they got remained not having to see
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  Speaker 1: it or noticed it. But if you did that in
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: the same from the same account p p P and
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  Speaker 1: this quote unquote you can't see we do on air
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  Speaker 1: quotes glitch, you do realized that you double caught up,
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  Speaker 1: now a triple if you did the check fraud, the
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: wire fraud and the PPP the.
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  Speaker 2: Scam bookings braiding head for honey bun.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Oh no baby, ain't no central bookings. You're going to
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: federal prison.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Oh you're really gonna have to fight a big bitch
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: named tiny club fed.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: That's the fat baby. You're not going down Baltimore Police departments,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: a central booking. You going to federal present, Federal present.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Baby, you're gonna be getting, You're gonna be so.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: For the past few weeks, TikTok has been full of
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: videos and I don't I'm guessing this is my for
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you patients. I've been looking for the stuff, but I
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: follow people who work for Chase and there like the
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: people came across the people who work in the call center.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: But I guess they are because they all home. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they could be fake videos that actors are putting on,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: but people and you can't hear the person on the phone,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: but it's just you hear the call center, the operator
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: talking to the person basically explaining, well, you did this
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: where you deposited the check that your money that you
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: didn't deposited a check in your account. You withdrew the
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: money immediately after deposited it. The bank once it did
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: his due diligence and instead of you know, if you
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: didn't have the money in account or the account didn't
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: have money in it and you didn't withdraw the money,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: they just would have they just wouldn't have put the
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: funds in your account. It would have been a negative.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: But because you removed the money from the account, you
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: now in the whole to JP Morgan and Chase for
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: tens of thousands of doubts.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: They had the one that I came across with the
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: guy that she was on the phone with the guy
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: with the apartment complexity apartment YEP, and she was saying,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: knows what I'm telling you is no, you're not gonna
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: be able to get that apartment. That the check that
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: you wrote to them then not clear because that money
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: is not in your account.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Well, he said that the check was from his employee,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: and he gave the phone to the lease an agent
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: and the least agent spoke to the customer service wrapper
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: and she was like, well, yeah, the.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Check that you tried to cash. We got in contact
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: with that company and they say they don't know who
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: you are. So because they said they don't know who
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: you are, we're not going to deposit the funds in
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: your account.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: That's what they don't like, sir.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: If you are allowed, if you are allowed me to
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: talk and explain to you what it is that's going on.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: We can't both talk at the same time because neither
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: one of us are going to be able to hear what.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: The other one is saying.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, thank you. I appreciate that and thank you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: So what I was saying to you is.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, sir, sorry, okay, I understand, I said, Baby. See,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: that's why I can't work in customer service. And that's
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: the point that we're trying to make about folks. Y'all know,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: y'all can't deal with people. You know, you ain't got
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: the patience. Get out of customer service. Don't work no way.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: You gotta talk to folks, especially folk in the public,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: because they would frustrate the fuck out of you. Next thing,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: you know, you're as sitting in there going manage your
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: office and they playing back a fucking phone call that
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: was recorded for quality assurance, and you like, bitch, I said,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: what else said? Mm hmmm. That's why I got the
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: fun out of customer service. Technically I still do a
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: little bit of customer service, but baby, is on you
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: every other month or so that I really got to
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: deal with the public because these my fuckings frustrated out you.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: They did, so now people are bitching and now I'll
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest and say this. There are some people
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: who did this on joint accounts where they call on
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: the account with other people. Somebody posted I think the
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: same lady. We were just referencing who was on the
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: phone with the least an agent and a different video.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: She was like, she called somebody had called her and
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: said that her grandson stole her card or her like
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: her debit card or something to do this quote unquote glitch.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: And she said that, well, I have my Social Security
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: check coming in, and I have you know, my my
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: my pension check coming in, and my disability check coming in.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And she said, well, man, I understand, but until this
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: is satisfied, whatever money you have coming in will go
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: To pay off that debt.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Now now it can't get her off right as medicine
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: cause you're trifling ass.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: So she said, she said, but ma'am, in your case,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: since you did not give your grandson permission to do
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: this and he did it by by way, it's still
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: in your account, that was extra fraud.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: It's extra fraud, yes, but s's that's that's I think
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: that's that's larcity. But that's the larcity piece. But she said,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: what you do is you h you have to fillow
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: a police report I under say. You may not want to,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: cause it's your grandson, but in order for you to
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: get your money back, you have to fillow police report.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Can I have an officer to twenty five twenty five? Yes, yes, ma'am. Mmm,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I'd like to file a report. My grandson stole my
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: yess I know who the perpetrate is. Oh, sorry, son
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: of a bitch daddy yep mm, yes, ma'am. You're gonna
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: sit your stupid ass down, right down. You're sorry ass.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I told you next time he did some stupid shit
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: like this, that ja ass was going to jail. I
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: wasn't talking to you, sir, I'm talking to this old
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: stupid basked. Yes, m M. I'm sitting right here on
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: the porch when you ask, you sitting right next to me. Yeah,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: y'all might want her up because IM about to put
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: my hands on them, all right.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I gotta make.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: God damn things over. I gotta go to the goddamn
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: throat make this damn tast and if I don't make it,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: they gonna let Shirley old ass make it. And Shirley
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: ass is nasty.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: And the whole he's sitting on he's sitting on the.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Couch like this mad as ship.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Don't put no salt in the potato salad or nothing.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Thank somebody want to eat that foolishness you supposed to
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: put pickle relation. There ain't no god that can't make
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: my potato salad that brother Jones requested. Because you decide
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: you want to do a chase. You want to go,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: need to take take your ass down chase of damn
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: mag your keys. What you need to do you need
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: the glitches, thinking ass and a shadow funky bassard always
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: coming in here spelling mrst to make no damn sense.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: So all that money is sold. You ain't buy nine
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: nine balls soap.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: So people are on are complaining they reached out to
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: to chase customer service, which again you're making your own block.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You're calling customer service and admitting that you not only
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: did did commit at least check fraud. You're now asking
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: what the rest of your money is that you did
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: have any account? Excuse me, And you're upset that your
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: director posy came in from your the job that you
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: work and that's gone because.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: They saw nine and fifty damn money. You're gone, hunter, Yes,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: so funny gone. That over time for and she.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Told the same lady told the customer service rep told
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: one god, she said, well, sir, you're on the list
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: with everybody else who did this. What I would advise
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: you to do, honestly is to get a lawyer immediately, immediately, memately,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: please please get a lawyer because you wouldn't even because
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Chase is going to get their money back. And then
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I would like, oh, you probably can't afford wasn't that
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: can you? Because what I learned is per law is
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: you can't. You stole the money to pay for Loyd.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: You have you have some separate money.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Stolen money, drug money, none of that you do not
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: supposed to do none, None of that. They had seize
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: all that ship, none of that. Mm hmmm mm hmm.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: There's some people who find out we from Baltimore would
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: say I watched the wire mm hmmm mm hmm.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: No, but it's just it's crazy because it's like, yo,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: it's just not worth it, bro like, but they don't know.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: But the part that's fucking with me is is the
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: fucking audacity that you're calling customer service, like, why is
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: my account off doing?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Bitch?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You knew you ain't had that money when you wrote that,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: and they ain't even do no, no, look for miskill them.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I say that right, amount Like yeah, minuscule, Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Amounts y'all were above and byrd y'all ain't doing a
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: couple of thousand these my the fuckers was doing thirty
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: and forty and fifty thousand? Are you? Are you very bitch?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: You don't even make fifty racks a year?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And you took your simple as set of fucking a
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: mary store to drip out on fucking clothes and Jay's
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: and fucking Lubaton sneakers and shit and phone sixteen right,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And this dude.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Asked the customer service rep. So, wait, if I return
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: all the stuff and get the money back, will I
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: be good? You still want to do She said, well no.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Sir, I mean if you satisfy the money, that means
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you won't owe the money, but you just still be
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: responsible for the fines and you still competention jail time
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: because you still commited check fraud.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: True ship, Like, oh, yeah, I stole that car, but
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I bought it back though it doesn't absolve you.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I just took it to go to the store. Real quick.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I know I didn't have permission,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: but I just went went up to Chick fil A
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: and came back. The car's is fun.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: It's just step Steph, I brought it back. You're going
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: to jail. It's the reason I brought that up was
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: just to say, like, even for people our age or
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: people over a certain age, you understand at least how
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: to write checks, the purpose of check books. You have
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: at least the base knowledge and know that hmm, maybe
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: this is fraud because they ain't no such thing as
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: free money. I feel the people I feel sorry for,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Like I was saying earlier, we kind of got off,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: got off on a slight little tangent. But I feel
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: sorry for like the people who had their bank account stolen,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: or partners who like let their partner like, hey, you
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: wouldn't need to they were like, oh, baby, I need
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to put some gas in my car. Here take my car,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: go put your gas, and then you try to do
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: this glitch and now my thirty grand that I had
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: that I was saving for a down payment on our
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: house is now negative because you took it out and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: wanted to go blow it at the Sina at the scene.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: At the casino, or the people who are co signed,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: who are not co signers, but people who like have
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: a joint account with somebody who try this dumb shit
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: owners of joint owners of accounts and.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Now they don't have because they're also legally on the
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: hook for it because it's their they co own the account,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: even though this person tried this glitch. M M. You
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: gonna have to see me. That's the same customer service
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: rep said in a different video that people don't realize
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: how far reaching these these after effects of doing something
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: like this is. She said that, for example, if you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: live in subsidized housing be it Section eight, or you
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: live in low income housing, and your husband, for example,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: was the person who attempted to do this check fraud thing.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: If his name is on that house that y'all live in,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: not only will he not be able to get subsidized
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: government housing in the future, you won't. Any child in
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: that house won't because you would have You would be
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: seen as because you would be seen as associating with
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: a criminal, especially when it comes to fraud.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: That's so dirty. That's so dirty. That's why I'm like,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: that's what they tell you, Like when you're in subsidized
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: housing and stuff like you're not supposed to, you know,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: move people in that's not on the lease, and have
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: folks all around you and all that other stuff. That's
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: one of the questions on these applications. I ain't got
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: no shame. I didn't apply for a whole lot of
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: shit in my day. Okay, I was a twenty one
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: year old mama, yep, I put it in for a housing,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: food stamps, Medicare, and whatever that fuck ouse I qualified for. Now,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: did I get most of the shit? Absolutely the fuck not.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: However, you also waited what ten years to get that
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: finally gets there in housing?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on the housing list for about five years.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I applied when I first was pregnant with
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Trey or right when he was born. I didn't. I
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: got housing when Trey was like five, and I only
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: was in housing for a couple of years. It was
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: only I stayed there for a couple of years to
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: like save some money, get on my feet, and then
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I did end up in another program. I was in
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: their program for a couple of years before I moved
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: back in town. So yeah, I ain't got no shame.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Everybody got to start somewhere. Everybody got to start somewhere,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And that's the point. That's the point, is not to
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: be on on government assistance for forty years or five
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: generations like some folks I know. But we're gonna move
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: past that. AnyWho.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you fucked up other people.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, because you are selfish and greedy, because you wanted
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: to try, because you wanted to see what you can
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: get away with. That should be they need to bring
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: back worlds dumb as criminals because that needs to be
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: on that list, Like what in the fuck. But one
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: of the questions on them applications is have you ever
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: been convicted of a felony? Without I forgot what The
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: other one is one have you ever been convicted of
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: a felony? And I think it's like that involved money
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: and it's a certain amount because I think off a
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: certain don't go to my mister, means a felie. Have
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: you ever anyone in your household ever been convicted of
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: fraud involving TCA fool stamps and something else. Yeah, And
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: see that reminds me of That's why when people be
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: on Facebook time about got them stamps, to say bit.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Stop stop stop broadcasting.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Stop broadcasting. It calls somebody, if you want to sell them,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: we're gonna sell them. But not only is it illegal
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: to sell them, but it's also illegal to buy them, apparently.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: And then on top of that, I remember I was
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: watching an episode of Judge Judy, I believe it was,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: and the girl told on herself on Judge Judy, and
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: she repeated it more than once.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That she was buying.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: She was like, oh, yeah, she was selling her food stamps.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I was buying them frauma and some some something. Judge,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: you say what you're saying, and she repeated herself. I
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: was like, oh no, it's a little stamp for where
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: you stamp on your food, your honor. And I made
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: some ship up or something, you know, you stinking put
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: on on on packages on your food so they know
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: the dates that you ain't supposed to eat this something.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: But no, she told her from what I heard from
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: when I heard her, got contact when she got off
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: of that. When that show aired, they show followed up.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: They said she lost all her ship.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: That's something I had to tell my nephew, my youngest,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: my sister's youngest son, when he was about maybe seven
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: seven to ten years ago. It's funny and shit, ain't it.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I said, nigga, if you're gonna be out
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: here living that life, for the love of God, don't
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: post what the fuck you're doing on the internet. Don't
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: take pictures of you holding things whatever these things.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: May be, quote unquote and fucking post them to your
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Instagram page. That's dumb, nigga. They sure didna.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I don't follow my nephew on social media because I
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to keep see the
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: ship the ship that they're doing. But I said, nigga,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: if I was able to find your account and look
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: at the pictures you're posting and tell you this what
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you think the Feds are doing, what the police is doing.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I had a cousin who posted about her assaulting a
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: boyfriend or something. God Damnar, and you use my train
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: of thought. I was not expecting that. I stop putting
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: you everything is not for social media.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: But oh, that's what I'm saying. Everything is not for
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: public consumption.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: That my cousin posted about her assaulting her X or
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: something like that, and I told her, I was like,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: take that ship down into a c If somebody sees
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: that and want to be petty. You don't know who
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: he knows, who know him, and they may be like, yo,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: yeah your girl did this, and you blah blah blah
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: blah blah. And even the nigga might be like, even
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: though he was too fruy, short, bad mealk, and I'd
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: be like, oh yeah, send me that post, and might
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: want to press charges on you. And now look at
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: you sitting over books, breaking hand for honey buns and
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: making a hook up, fighting for your virtue, making a
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: hookup out of noodles and and and and and sardines,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: and for a lord, because you want to make a
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: little surfing turf, you add some motherfucker slim gems to
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: this ship. And for the cheese, you adding puffing corn.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I heard. That's that's what I heard. I
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: ain't never been to jail, because yeah, I'm not built
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: for that, so I don't. I don't. I don't do crime.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: No if I do, bitch, I I'm not caught. I
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: watched you much, lord Orter, like see that's how you
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: got caught. You're supposed to have somebody else hair on
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: your head, bitch. Now they're gonna be looking for a
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: bitch na me.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: That is not your hair on your head. She's supposed
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to be looking for.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Plastic because you got to party fitting wig going.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: You ain't learned nothing, gen z younger folks. I'm gonna
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: say this, eve ben quiet, go ahead with the yea
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: in a moment, no.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Because what's listening because it's like yo, like you said,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: like you brought up with the food stand show, and
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: it's like yo, it's mo fuckers that be walking around
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: the market trying to catch you, like hey, hey, y'all,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: y'all need I mean here, y'all need stamps.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I got the stamps. And then it's like okay, which
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: is cool, somebody I'm trying to sell us something now,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: but they mean keep with the lunch. And the guy
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, got them food standing fifty four hundred.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: But my thing is, I don't trust you, and I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: been stupid enough to buy it. I go to the
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: day in market and it's fifty cent left on this guy.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: No, it's not even not even that. It's not more.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Tell them you keep fifty dollars so you can get
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: one hundred dollars worth food stands fifth bucks.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: But the issue is it's like, Yo, you're in the
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: same fucking market, dude, So yo, the market is going
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: to look.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: At you like a lot of transactions. They nigga, what
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: are you putting three hundred and fifty nine dollars worth
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: of food?
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: And why every time I see you? Every time I
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: see you, bro, like yo, what what? What? Just just
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: your cousin.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: It's my cousin, you know, like stay with her? Would
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: you stay with a different cousin yesterday?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I'm what's going on? Like and it's like, yo, y'all
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: know your picture on the front door like this, but
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: it's like you can't, like you keep coming to the
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: same supermarket every time I go to Like like I
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: would go to the supermarket probably like three times a week,
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: and I see the same guy walking around.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Hey, you need to make market.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: What the fun is you doing on the market three
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: times a week? My guy?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: You're selling food stands? You selling stamps?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Got first date?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I think that's the episode title, selling the stamps.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: But it's like, not postal, not postal name.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Because this generation and disease, not postal got it? Writing
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: it down? Proceed nigga, but.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: No, but you know what I mean? But not but
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: you know because I'm getting like I'm getting like the
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: little ready made formula for a shit.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Selling stamps not postal. Sorry proceed, but but you know what, like.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Yo niggas is like so it's the same, would be
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: the same, it'd be the same people. And it's like, yo,
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: you if I know, if I notice that is the
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: same person, you don't think the cash is noticed, that
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: is the same person.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: When I lived in the city, I used to go
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: to uh food depot down west side, whole burnch of them.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was the food stamp folk.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Oh not food deepot on Frederick on Frederick grev.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: It was the dope fiends, the people selling stamps, which
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: was usually dope things. It was the guy that had
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: the van that had the Dove soap five for twenty,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: the the liquid soap five for twenty, your ex where
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: it came from. Just give him the twenty dollars to
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: get you five bottles of Dove because you know the
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: big bottles in the walmarts is about seven eight dollars
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: bottle of Dove bass soaps, a Dove lotion, Uh slop side.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Don't forget t shirt. Don't forget that one guy. Don't
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: forget that one guy that's selling, that's selling bed from
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: bed being the bag.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, being the bad guy is the guy with the
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: fake purses. He got the coochies and the linen bratons
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: and and the catches, and and and the in the
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: in the uh in the in the Michelle course and
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: and the Jordaans.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Doubles.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Look, it ain't no jump man. The motherfucker rolling the
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: ball and it's great. And the scratches not not not
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: the sketches, but the scratches and in the bands.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: But the ticket to brand this point though, it's like
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I said, the one thing I hate is dumb criminals
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: like yo. If you're going like yo, you're gonna do
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: some ship though like you know, you got you think
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: this ship all the way through.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: They're not. They're always saying this is the end result,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: which is they got a little money in it and
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: they're not seeing the consequences.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, but that's but that's also that's also the
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: downfall of like TikTok and ship because they or ship
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: or if you're on YouTube watching five many crafts.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: That's just about it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: It's about because like yo, you see you you don't
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: even see them. I mean, like before TikTok, they had
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: vine and like those six second video, Yo, six second videos,
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: and it's like, yo, you don't realize that that's six
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: second video was like five or six hours.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something about about this another thing
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: about social media, how people are getting caught up so
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: you're not just one on my first cruise. Recently, people
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: were showing you the hecks on how to get alcohol
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: and whatever else onto the cruises. These cruise line folk
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: got social media, bitch day caught onto this ship. So
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: now you bring a case of sodas they cracking your
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: case of soda open and checking the cans, cause they
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: just seen that you can get false canes and put
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: shit in the cans now, so they are actually taking
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: your cans out and checking them to make sure that
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: they are real cans. We got sniffed by the fucking
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: dog when we was getting on. I was standing up
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: against the wall like, well, I ain't got shit, and
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: he's gonna smells Newport one hundreds on me, so I'm good.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: But I saw him stop at these one people bag.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, I said, oh shit, be about to
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: get some action, y'oll. But he kept going. I got
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: a little nervous for them. I didn't know what they had,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: but they figured out a way to get that ship
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: on that But I.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Promise it's like yo, stop like if it we can go,
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: we can go back, like you know, we go back
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: in time like yo. We And I mean I even
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: teld like even told like the younger like younger kids around.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Its just like yo, even my nieces. It's like, yo,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: you do you realize the ship that you're doing. We
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: didn't did it, We didn't do it before, and we
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: did it better, y'all flashy. I want y'all, want niggas
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: to know that y'are doing it like you want. You
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: want them to see that y'all like you ragging.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: About it for like some views and now look at you,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: now look at you, because you want to put everything.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Said that you go on the club fed with with
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: with with like double the charger, like double the charges
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: twenty three to one because you did, like yo, because
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: you you committed larceny. You committed fraud. Check fraud.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Why your fraud?
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Why your fraud? And I meant get anything over like
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: what anything over like five thousand dollars would be considered over.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Five hundred or anything over five hundred dollars is a felony.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know what Larson he is. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: can't remember what that amount.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Is, right, but and it's like it's like was it
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: worth it though, like that thirty thousand live? Like then
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: then like I can understand. I can understand if you
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: did it, and then you had to because you had
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: to pay, like you know, you had to pay bills,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: like you know, you had like an outstanding bill that
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: you had to pay. So I already I understand, like
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: three bands maybe, and it's like, all right, cool, bye
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: bye bye, took care of that. And then when they
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: come back and it's like, oh, you know you owe
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: the bank three thousand dollars, It's like, all right, I
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: got that. I can you know, I could work that out.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: But it's like, yo, y'all.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Thirty five fifty bands, Nah, it's like yo, y'all out
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: here getting again. You don't make that a year. So
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: like and then you missing if you miss any payments
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: with this ship, they garnishing your wages.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: They like you're you you fucked shit, bro.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: You already fucked because you said the motherfucker had got
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: direct deposits and it's like YO had a zero balance.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you, like I know I got paid today. Thank
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: you for your payment. Yeah, we got paid today, my guy.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You ship, it's the.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Laydweight that you had. Yeah, you ain't be paying that
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: this week.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: However, because you're about to go to jail, jail, jail,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: don't drop the soap. I a wout to go to jail,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: and not not local jail. You're going to federal present
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: and if you get out, and.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: They might send you somewhere where your family can't visit
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: you by West Virginia is over the Cali.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Jail in Washington.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Stated well, I'm not taking no flight to come see
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: your stupid ass because.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: You're serving five to ten for committing check fraud.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Now I'm getting pictures at you, well fucking you and
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: your homeboys. So absolutely not here trying to baptize.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Take a word from if take some restaurants, some of
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: your favorite elder millennials. Don't commit fraud, and if you do,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: don't the ship online.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: And don't you do something without your fucking name. God damn, Yo,
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: you gotta sign a check.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: You have said she won't be accessories. Now we can
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: go to the route of blaming this on the public
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: school system because a lot of these kids don't have
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: home back anymore. They don't know about the importance of
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: writing checks.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: To me the other day about them not teaching you
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: don't have about finances.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: And stuff financial manager. He was liked, who is our
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: homeroom teacher? Twelfth grade year, Shawan, That was our class.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: We had the homeroom teacher, Miss oh God, the one
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: that did laskin bitch was in the class with me. No,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I had mister both though she.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Told about the one she hates shes out every time, the.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: One that tried to send me to the office that
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: day because my shirt was my strip was spaghetti straps
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: and some ship like that, And I was like, is
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: anybody enticed by my shoulder?
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: No? She was like.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Nashana, what she got on my nerves? She was a
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Karen before we knew where the Karen was. Girget out
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: my face, mister Randall, you need to show it was
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: miss Random. Yeah, absolutely right, he is Miss Random. But
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: for us that was the class and it was like
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: home run. So we I think class was maybe thirty
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: minutes every morning, but we learned. At least if you
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: didn't already know financial literacy about writing checks and like
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: how like how you pay your bills and the money
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: comes in and you make a budget and take care
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: of this and so on. So they had to do.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Spread sheets, all kinds of ship.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Shout out to mister Thomler, my EPI teacher, m M
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: because he because for him, I was about to be
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: a black man out here in the world. I needed
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: to know. Was like, you need to know this, how
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: to look at the stocks, how to wash the stocks,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: how to bounce like.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: They need to keep stuff like that in school's home
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: at drivers aid ship like that should still be in school.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Miss Times, Miss Porter Rustling, Miss Times, Yeah,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I forgot she passed. She like she would make sure
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: you knew how to cook the simple meal, something that's going,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: like something that's going. And then Miss Porter had the
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: little fashioned you know, and she made you look, you
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: won't have to know how to sold some ship.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Cause yeah, chat, I made my first paid of pajama shorts.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: In her class were supposed to making paints. I made shorts.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I did. Man, I'm hot. I don't sleep in paints.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: But you're right, I mean, but they Brandon right about
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: like Yo, they took our home homemad drivers at and
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: ship like that. I mean, I believe that it's available
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: on other like in the other states, but I know
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: a head they didn't. They didne took it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: So I will say shout out to my my first
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: high school Downban two and in the Chicago area. Uh drivers,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: that was a graduation from crimeing for us. So we
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: took that in school and I did the lessons and everything.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: For Frandon was the first person out of the group
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: that had a licensed.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Two weeks after I turned sixteen. It was an Illinois license,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: but it was also a full license.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Maybe we was powered up and that motherfucker ty It
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: was the first one with a license, first one with
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: a call and after his mama minivan went up because baby,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: we stayed stacked in admitted van. We were stacked up
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: in the kneeon. Yes, we was no how all our
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: big answers in that we don't know even know, but
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: we got what we did.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: We weren't so big back then, were big.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Small ship that was back on table. It was a
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: pin at you.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: In the banks, bobbing hit the money in the bank,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: half sleep fighting sleep.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they they public schools, I mean, schools in
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: general used to teach like life. We used to teach
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: you life skills. And it's like now these kids they
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: graduating without independent living skills. They like they're leaving it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: They leaving it up to the parents. They leaving it
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: up to the parents to teach them. But at the
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: same time, it's like if mom, if my mom working,
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Actually that's I mean, I guess that that does create
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: the situation where you got learn the FLI figure all
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: learn the film for yourself.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Most of us were kids growing up, our parents was
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: at work. When we got out of school to school.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: We caught the bus when we was in middle school.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I live right right next of the day of middle school,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: so I was walked a little short cut like I'm here.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: But like I said, I mean, I had to be
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: the school weight to clock left my house seven fifty.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: But like I mean, like I said on the previous episode,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: you know, we're the last generation of being outside where
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: you know, parents ain't your parents ain't no where the
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: fuck we was, but we need better on the street.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: No phones, wasn't no cell phones. Who had a cell phone?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: My mother had a cell phone, that little, that ugly
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: ass the gas phone that talking about that theater, but
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: antent of that damn long. When she would pull out
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: and make a call, you had to press your kids,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You had to press send mm hmm. Otherwise they would
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: just sit there and look at you, waiting and waiting
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: for you to do something with it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: M mm hmm. Couldn't just press the number and die
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: had the little leather case with the hook on the back,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: on the side of the jean. Yeah, y'all don't know
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: nothing about that, but I've seen somebody I didn't even know.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: They still many cases like that from new phone. I
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: was at a birthday party last year and I saw
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: this guy with one of them phones.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: In the case, oh, with with the velcrow covered and
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: open it.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I think he had the one that had the little
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: magnet in it. So soon as you open it, the
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: clothes back and everything was on his hip. And he
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: was out there on the floor just dancing. And he
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: turned around and I seeing that thing, and I said,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: my cousin was sitting next to him. I said, I'm
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: on wanting to see this. No, sure, did snap a picture?
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Do y'all want to talk about this? No? I'm okay,
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to the ball and get another drink, because
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I ain't seen nobody want he was. He was definitely
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: he had a shirt tucked into his shorts and.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Bad thing it it was.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: It was a lot going on.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: One of the good things I can say about then,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I'm learning about getting older, because you know, it is October,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I am less than two months away from turning thirty eight.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Is go to hell.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask you the coats hign Finally, just the
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: fuck up.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: You closer. I'm still thirty seven. You about six months
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: away from turning thirty nine, eight months aging them by
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the number of lee You're closer than I am. Oh, nigga,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: First of all, fuck you bitch.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: You know I'm just saying you'll be forty, But for me.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I undersdamn sure. Will I understand this? I understand, Thank you, oldie.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I appreciate a comfortable, sensible shoe. Now, yes, I love
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I don't look my sneaker here phase in my late thirties,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: because nigga, I wasn't spending twenty dollars on Jordans. But
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: now that I bought a couple pair, I'm like, fuck,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I like these fucking shoes, but they're not comfortable ones
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: are not comfortable comfortable to walking like be around and
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: walking around all fuck and day. No, they're not fee
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: to be burning.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, I bought a pair of dunks because they worked.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: My baby. By the time I got to where I
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: was going, feet was screaming, screaming, locking in the damn
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: concert I was at. Do you hear me barking? It
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: was horrible? Well, okay, but I still dance my ass
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: damn night. But when I got home, the way I
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: limped up the motherfucking steps, knees was hurting. This is
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: what they don't tell you. And I used to think
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: it was funny my aunt be talking about her sciatica
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: acting up and all of that other stuff. Let's just
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: say my sciatica bothering me?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Yo?
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: What girl?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I understand that, Auntie. I apologized. Okay, Baby,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Once your feet start hurting, then it ease up to
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: your calf muscles, then that ease up to your knees,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: then your hips start hurting, then you have lower back
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: start hurt.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Baby, Listen, but what that is?
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: My God?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Today, you gotta gotta stretch. I need to do something
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: for baby.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: The way I'll be aching mm hmmm, that should hurt.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I was, believe it or not.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I have been anti Crocks and some things came out.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I was on Crockstar Comstay looking at Crocks.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Maybe I bought my first pair of Crocks as the
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Croc sandals comfortable as fuck.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I was looking at this the salt he Benbury joints.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I got the.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I think it's the Brooklyn bucket ones, the platform ones.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: They are so fucking comfortable. They're so comfortable. I'm about
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: to get them in another but they on it's about
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: to get get a little cool outside and started going
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: down a little bit, but they ain't like cool cool.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: I'm about to get the closed and ones. They got some,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: and they just sent me the ones sit there on
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: sail with the further on the inside.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, further on further.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I'm about to get the further ones with the further
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: or the fleet. So it's something on the inside of them.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I'm fit to get me something. I was anti Crock
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: two friend, but they got some one.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I was definitely anti Crock until I saw ones that
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: came out. And so these are the ones. The polyx clogs.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Ty got those. She got the great ones,
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: and she I think she got their color too, if
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: She said, they come to me.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she said they comfortable with hell. She got like
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: a great day, like a dark right, they broke you,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: and I think it's those one she got. She said
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: they she won when we went to Damn Jamiica wing
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: to the airport, she said, they comfortable with Hell.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I take them, but they don't have Again, I wear
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: a size fifteen, so I can't. I gotta make sure
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I can find me in my damn size. I can't
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: find them in my side because crocks. I common sold
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: out of them right now. Yeah, I'm cool.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: They said they comfortable with especially when you put them
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: in sports mood. That's what I am.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: That's the funny. That's the funniest thing, because I got
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: like I do that ship with my students when they
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: be outside and their crocks, I'm like, wait, wait, come in,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: come in, come in.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Let's put these bad boys sports mode port mode. That
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: ship keeps coming.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: You see what happened when they're not in sports mode
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: there it's tripp and fall shoe go flying.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah I might. I'm gonna have to try
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: to get these into fifteen because if I got to
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: go to goat or somewhere else, they don't have them
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: on the Crock site because again, another thing I learned
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: about I don't. Another thing I've learned about having larger
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: feet is I can't shot for shoes in store. I
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: have to basically search for shoes.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Online, poor Northern rat, because they actually have, you know,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: shoes if I just want to like a random pair
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: like Drus shoes or something.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to buy all my shit online.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Big feet problems. That's how I feel when I go
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: in the store. A lot of the times, they all
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: the damn size tens is gone because apparently I'm not
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: of y'all. Y'all know that the tends sell out fast.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Why didn't y'all stock more of those and not the
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: little way size. It's not very often that somebody come
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: in here with the size five foot or such and
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: such and these certain kinds of shoes. Okay, dock more
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: size tens for the big feet business like myself.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, mmmm big Yeah, I got a big break. So niggas,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: let's move on to something talking about something else. Okay,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: comfortable shoes. Back to that. Yeah, I'm trying to find
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: him to let he's been very crocks in the fifteen.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: So if you can find the black Ones hot landing me, yeah,
• 54:20
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• 54:23
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• 54:25
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• 54:27
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• 54:30
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• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Give a brother shout, hollered us on social on socials, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: because I gotta I gotta coop on cold that give
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• 54:44
  Speaker 1: you're pushing forty. Ain't nothing better to sitting on your couch,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: cutting on the TV, having some snacks with your feet up.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: M m hmmmm. Ain't nothing better wonderful? And you found
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: you a good show that got twenty episodes the season.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: So you guys on the whole deil ten to you
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: got you got in your little groove on the spotted
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: on the count with your grooves starting selling sitting there,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: got your blanket and you.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Got your warm socks on with the infusion and to
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: make your feet sof somebody gave me a pat of
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: them for criminals. Wonderful, they wonderful. They infused with shape.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Butter, you know what type of the socks that I
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: need to try to find more of. So remember when
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: you took me to the hospital from a colonsk not
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: you want the foodies.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: The whole time, the whole time I was staying. The
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: whole time I was staying in the hospital, I hot.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I had them more they gave me.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, I went home, was like, I like,
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I turme home in mine when I had my last
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: surgery and Brian picked me up from the hospital and
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I forgot I still had I ain't, I ain't had
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: my everything was in the bag. But I had them
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: puddies on my foot and I had a cast on
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: the other foot. And I went to get off the
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: car and it was like with the hot and I
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: was like, I hadn't know our high as hell. I
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: had no shoe on, but themb grips ain't let me go.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: No God there where I hopped my ears up them steps.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: My dad ain't got in the bed, and then my
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: foot got hot, so I ended up slipping it. Oh
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: but still some things comfortable as hell. Yeah, I don't
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: remember being high when I got so she just high.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Seanna took me in for my colonoscy. We was at
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: back in August, my first colonoscal be and I don't
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: remember what.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I remember being in the room, in the room they
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: gave me the medicine that put you to sleep. I
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: remember telling the doctors I was like, I'm a little nervous.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I felt like I blinked and I was back in
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: my room, like what the fuck?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. And then I walked in the room and
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I said, I know. Before I walked in the room,
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: I asked the nervous I said, is he high? Because
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: because I need to give photo evidence of this, because
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I ain't never seen Brandon under the influence with anything
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: but alcohol. So this is about to be hilarious. And
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: I went to walk in that room. I opened the curtain.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I said, hey, friend, he said hid and he drawed
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: out like that y'all chat?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I said, friend, you and that good ship? He said yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: He said they told me they was giving me something
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: with purfle fall and I said, purf of all, that's
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: the stuff they killed Michael Texas. And then he bust
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: out laughing, that's what maybe ten times. Yeah, the lady
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: was explaining to us what was going on. She was like,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: she's like, you sit back here with him for a while.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: We're gonna come in give him his discharge, instructus and everything.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: He can get dressed and he can leave. He said,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: we're gonna let you know ahead of time, so you
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: can go get the call, pull the car to the entrance.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: We recommend, you know, once they've been onner, not to
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: let him walk too far.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, cool.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: She said we're gonna walk him out. I said all right.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: So we sat back there and talk for a minutes.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: So she came in, doctor came in. The male doctor
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: came in, told him everything was successful. Test results will
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: be back this day that day, blah blah blah.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm good, by the way, Yeah he's good.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, praise god. He was like yeah. I was
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: random was like, okay, okay. He listened to him and
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: they told him it's the paper he had to sign.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: He signed his paperwork and stuff. So she was like,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: you can go ahead and get dressed. And she was like,
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: after he gets dressed, you know, you can go out
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: and get the car and then we'll you know, pull
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: up and bring him out. So I was like, okay.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: So Brandon gets up to stuff get dressed. He's all
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: getting my clothing and thing right there. So I'm going
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: to there and get his clothes and his bag, his
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: phone and all that stuff. Put his wild and stuff
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: in my purse so he wouldn't leave nothing whatever. You know,
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I already had his wild and stuff from when he
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: went back, So I said, when you wild and stuff
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: is in here, I'll give it to you.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You get your clothes and everything. And he's like, all right.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: So he get up here about to start getting dressed.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I turned around.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: So he get dressed. He's gonna say, you ain't had
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: to turn around, you can. You can see my naughty bit,
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: I said. Some people probably thought being Brady was crazy.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: He was back there cracking up. I don't remember, I said.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: So I called Key. I said, okay, Braddy ship. She said,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: oh my god, and I put it on speaker phone.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I said, listen to it, Key, So he said something
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Key and Key I think was in the office that day.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: So she trying not to laugh too.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Damn what, I can't remember what you said that? I said,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: best friend, how you feel you? I felt fine, I'm great.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I told Seana she ain't had to turned rounds here
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: in the minytime. She thene flashed me and said, so something,
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I'm home, bring what you want to eat?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Friend, I don't remember this, and it was so.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: For we was ordered phone, crown, hot and ship and
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: then you repeated this the porfofoild thing again. You remember
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: saying that in that moment, but at the next one.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I called him later that night to check on him.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: He was like I sat there.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, yes, he was like, Chim, I don't
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: remember none of that. But let me tell you about
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: this food I got Voalentino.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: So this fool, let's speak about that. The goodness that
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: it is fucking babu teems God damn.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: That ship was so funny. Okay, baby, let's t about
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: him and the goddamn crackers. They gave him some Graham
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: crackers and some ginger al or something. Brandon was sitting
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: on the bed with them grand crackers, Like I said, friend,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: they good yup. I ate since yesterday, Friend, I'm hungry.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: What do you want to go? Do you want to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: go to Addies?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Mind you just a Tuesday, so it's time. I was like,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: will be I'm going to talk on Tuesday. So I said,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: but where do you want to go at I'm gonna
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: take you. You don't get something to eat before I'll
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: drop you off, so you don't have to get home
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: and order nothing or nothing like that. I said, I'm
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: get your something to eat for you go in the house.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: So he was like, oh, oh, I know what I want.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I want to go to balanteen nose. I'm about to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: order my food right now. I looked through the pages.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: He was like, you sure, you don't want nothing? You
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: don't want enough? Uh.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: So he pulled up.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: I said, you want me go to get your studies?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Said no, i'm r I'm fine. He got the corse
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: his little stuff and there came back over HET's funny
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: and ship. He was happy about that guy. Therefore he
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: went watching his little ass in the door. He came
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: back off with that bag in his hand. Got back
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: in there, like, all right, we can go name She said,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. I said, damn, that foods no good
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: as all. I said, what you get?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I got a sandwich, I got fries, I got I
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: got a.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Half the hand.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: It was a Chestapeake club. It was grilled chicken. With
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: a crab cake. Hear how he said that that's how
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: he was and tearmsieu on the side.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: And was good of the may bring. I hate you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: don't drink You're gonna drink coffee though I do. But
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: this coffee, it's like a coffee coffee dessert. You fingers
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: something a tearman sue creamer. I who makes it? But
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: they had term of Supremo and I was getting.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Try it was probably like the one, like the one
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: cake like term.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Has alcohol and is that the one of his?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: If it's not coffee, it's coffee the core, but it's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: it's so lest things soaking coffee the core, like a
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: like whip cream on top.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I haven't had it in a long time. I had it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: We had to make it when I'm back, well what
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: twenty years ago when I was in culinary school nineteen
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: years ago whatever eighteen maybe were our school twenty years old? Yeah,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: like nineteen eighteen years low.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: That's the one past we had to make it.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: In pastry.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't What about bacle now, that's extra sweet.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I already cared for that.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: I hate pecans. Oh yeah, that's I don't like your
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Sashia no.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: No, I go back with head pecans and it's different
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: types of block I had pecans, and it's just really
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: really sweet, cause and I love sweet, y'all know I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: love sweets, but it's really really really sweet. But yeah,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: that that baby. If I wish I would have recorded
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: up in there, because when I tell you, Brandon had us.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: I mean but since we right had, since we already here,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: and the rooms in the realm of Valentinos, Jesus Christ Valentino.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Valentinos is amazing. Okay, it might be Valentino years, it
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: might be it might be a lord. It might be
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: a little expensive because they gonna charge you for every However,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: that lower eighty dollars just you spent on your Lasagnas
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: with the garlic brands and the silver. Well, it's good,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: it's delicious, it's amazing fast. And then on then on
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: top of that, they opened twenty four hours and it
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: doesn't matter, Bro Valentinos. Well, Valentino's used to be women
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: and kittle first.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: First Lord, dunkoff spot. That's what niggas be taking the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: hapage I.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Heard, so we in case I ain't learning, Now eighty
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: plus episodes and we're from West Baltimore. We're from Woodlawn.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Grew up primarily in the Woodlawn area of Baltimore County
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: or county as we said, county village, Emerson Village, you know,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: forty shm. I went down here later.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm from Jerio from the hood. My daddy family
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: from East Baltimore.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: So but for those of you who are familiar with Baltimore, so.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got family.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I went to Morgan State. Go Bears. Shut out the Bears,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Maryland's pre eminent HBCU. Just studied in there, the illustrious
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Morgan Stity University. You have to do it, did always
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, yeah, you know, shut up.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Then.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Valentinos is a restaurant at the corner of East Northern Parkway,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: and there's a Horf Road road that's East Baltimore's east,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: that's east East. That's like maybe like.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be right now Northern Parkway for about sixteen
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: six half mile Basically if you.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Come from Liberty outside of town. At Liberty in Northern
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Normal park begins, you're essentially driving to basically the other
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: side of where Northern Parkway ends in East Baltimore. Pretty
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: much half a mile or a mile before Ballet Road,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: all the way, all the way. I call it Eastuck
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: pretty much because that's that's Moravia, ain't it is that
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: going towards you almost Moravin or Sdonian anyway, that's that's Baltimore.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: The last time I went to Valentino's probably to Sean
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: had taking me after my cold nask. He was back
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: in twenty ten. Me and Ebo showed up to my
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: nie Ebo who's been on the show several times. His
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: names Avenue. I call it.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Got mored back then she got by all the damn ass.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: We went to Valentinos randomly one day back in twenty ten.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Before that the double blizzard hit that year. We left Valentinos.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: It had just started snowing, and we didn't know we
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: was gonna stuck in the house for a week and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: a half after that because of the fucking blizzard. It
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: stopped for a day, and then we got a second
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: blizzard on the back end of the day.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's when I was at work, I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: was in the house, stuck in I was essential employee,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: the love that stuck in the office.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Love that FI I did, but I fucked it. So
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: that's said, I look that same ship.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Mountain holleruntin. Don't you know that guy?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Damn Mountain Hollo shouting, he shouting.
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  Speaker 2: I said, you wish I was doing hollow You think
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  Speaker 1: Mountain shopping. It was supposed to be Mountain. Mister Mountain does. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: I was the same relax.
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  Speaker 2: I was like.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta, I gotta take a picture.
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  Speaker 1: You catch your brother.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'll take a picture.
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  Speaker 1: Mountain like I'm drinking this now. Questions So we are
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  Speaker 2: original parts, who want to check you?
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  Speaker 3: Well, she got progressive but not too progressive.
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  Speaker 2: She called it X not Twitter I did today. I'm
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: in a good move. First question, of course, we are
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  Speaker 2: going to six brown chicks because that's Brandon's paid in three.
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  Speaker 3: Even though you want a minute, grand I mean after
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  Speaker 3: the last one, sir, listening to.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: The playback when that was hilarious? All right?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: First of all, Mika has the perfect ways to ask
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: ratio our natural ass. I understand that before you judge me. Secondly,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: two men before me vout to love Mika till death
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: do us part.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: And they fail.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: But they weren't me. Mika has a well documented case
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: of rage and psychosis. She pops pills to sleep, pills
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: to wake up, and prescription pills to keep her stable.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: One pill increases her sex drive.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: And she's so good at it. Excuse me, I can
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: fix her, I thought, and.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: I married her. I knew I was in trouble. When
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: none of her friends or family helped us plan or
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: attended our wedding, her ex husbands came. They smirked at
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: us the whole time. Mica has arguments with herself and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: blames me for provoking her. She forughts cigarettes to burn
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: me as I slept. She mixes her mads and accidentally
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: wets herself, so she wears the pins to bed. She
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: keeped my car because I gave a female coworker ride home.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: She wants sex all the time. If I decline, she
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: threatens to find someone else to do it. I'm forced
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: to have sex up to three times a day to
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: keep her faithful. But at least I can skate with
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: my video games right true, until one day she parted
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: my game console to by Beyonce's hair products. I cannot
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: fix Meeka fam I wanted divorce, but she won. You
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: can go, but you can never leave me. Advice this
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: bitch as.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Far for some sacred sacred don't cost for one hundred dollars. Sis.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Mica guy tied Meka got ti you playing video games? Nigga?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: She said, running at me?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: At she said, running at me?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Grand theft David Grand theft bitch. I'm about to give
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: me some of that rights treatment bands for my heat.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: You can you want to play a game play scrub
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: girlfriend scout.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to look yonta. Look. Can y'all say Mika
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: all on your mouth like liquor? Nah? Nah?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: That's that.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: No, that's that your I'm your joy steak, bitch. You
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: don't need a motherfucking game consoles.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: I got buttons right in right here, bitch, play with him.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: So that's the end of the show.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Sir. My advice would be to file police, go into
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: the Witness Protection.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Your program, and change your name.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Sus George J.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: J E O r G J George j r g E.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: That's j O r G E. I said j E
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: O r g E.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Change your name, I assume another identity, move to another
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: state because.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: On your ass like white on grits. Baby, Baby, you're
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: gonna wake up? Whatn't let me put this the power?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Sir?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Run right, better run fast because she's coming after your ass.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: You can divorce you bitch, but you can't leave me.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: What Mika is Hotel California.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: You can go, but you can't let George run. That
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: might be the song for the episode of Ship Hotel California, Boy,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I'm changing that buy whole Blooded. I'm sorry, that's yeah,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: that's Hotel California. Body Eagles.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: She's like, you can do what you can leave, you.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Can do with her out fire, Baby, you endanger Molly.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: You in danger, sir, danger Will Robinson. Such a love
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: two hundreds is alive, so you might have a chance, sir,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: but you need to have a conversation with them and
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: find out how they survive.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, not wrinting the room at the Hotel California.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Baby, you're gonna open your door to gonna get some
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: ice and meat. As gonna be right at that fucking door.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Run, sir.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: I mean wor shit like word shit. You could just
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: you could just let a cheat, bro like you get
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: You can let a cheat and that his grinds with divorce.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: And go back to your poem. Go back to the
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Paul shop, get your pis.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, Lord have mercy five hundred dollars console, Oh goodness,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: grazy for some two hundred dollars hair mm hmm.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: It ain't even a heir.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: It was the products. It was the hair products. It
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: would Beyonce a tickets.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: It wasn't.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a trip to Vegas. She sold his ship
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: for hair products.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: That spent like twenty dollars twenty thirty dollars on baby
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: a hundred at the most.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Run, sir, that's all advice we got for you. We
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: can't help you. Yeah, we can't help it.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Just run fast, run, run back.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Running, board, running, ford, fine, run away, love.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: You got it, you got you got that old fat
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: bully girl high.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: You can't keep you running in it out of my line.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Keep run, run, sir.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: It's hot because you got that little fat bully girl.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Don't one to say all natural ass ask no ways high,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: but the basic gotta take four different medications.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: What's next, Shawn, what's wrong? What's next? What's wrong? What's wrong? Well,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: a lot is wrong, but what's next? Keep being wrong?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Next question?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: We'll stay here.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: I'm on six barltics up coast here. Yeah, okay. Full disclosure.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: A mad was digging my roommate before we discovered that
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: we were by a couple. He left her and we
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: moved in together. Our relationship was good for the most part.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I planned my thirtieth birthday party alone. It's our first
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: year in the new apartment. So this was a dinner
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: party for our friends. A random woman showed up, claiming
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: she saw the party and thought it was open to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: the public. I asked her to leave. A mad walked
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: her out. MY friend bought my cake out and it
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: was time to say Happy Birthday, and I was ushered
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: into the dining room, but I had one eye on
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: the door. A Mad's phone was with me, and he
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: returned after the guest left. He smelt like garbage. I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: made him shower and tell me where he went with
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: that woman. He said he didn't hang with that woman.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: He didn't have any money for a gift, and he
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: felt bad, so he didn't want to hang around my people.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: I felt bad for aqu using him of cheating. I
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: apologized and gave him some of my birthday money. Two
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: days later, we received the eviction notice because of illicit
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: sex X in the garbage room. Security cameras had picks
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: up a marg with the woman were included. Lease and
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: company said we could leave or they'll press charges for
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: public indecency him. I wasn't trying to embarrass you. We're
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: you here. I wouldn't have done it if I knew
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: it was a camera there. I was drunk. The woman
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: had on a red skirt and it was a huge
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: bulge in the front him. I didn't know there was
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: another nigga. You know how fine she was. I swear
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't know until she got hard. That's when I stopped.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: But the leasing company will use our security deposits to
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: sanitize the garbage disposal room because bodily fluids were excluded
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: there in that video. If we require proof now I'm homeless,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Please please tell me if I paid my camma due
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: in full for taking this man from my roommate. I'm
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: living in fear of more calma to come. I'm serious. Advice, ma'am.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, ma'am, I got your lock on life.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: This man cheats on you doing your birthday party with
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: a He made nothing out of something transgender. In the
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: garbage room, not the laundry room, not in the car.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: In the garbage room. She came to the party because
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: he invited them. That's why they were there. Because I
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: don't know their pronouns. That's why the person was there.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: It was an open party.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: This mama, Yeah, that was That was your karma for
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: stealing from your roommate.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Sugar that nigga came back smiled like a.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Lesson learned to apologize them. And I don't know what
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: to take this. I don't know to take si. I
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: rarely do this. But there is a third question and
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: then we're done. And I had to include this question
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: because it's set in outur good old hometown of Baltimore.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: Shit the fuck out is staying on six round. Chicks,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Welcome to Baltimore, home of the great pretenders. If you
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: look like you got it going on, you've got it
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: going on.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Case clothes.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: I'm a new resident here. I grew up in Indiana.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: I've never seen so many well dressed bums in my life.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: I've been food over and over again. This last relationship
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: left me with the baby. My baby's father gave me
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: a fake name, fake address, and fake job title. I
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: realize he's been wearing a disguise with me. I know
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: he wears a wavy hair unit in Hazel Contacts. His
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: name could be James Minchell. He says he's a pilot
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: forest Southwest Airlines, but he ain't. He deleted his socials,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: but he didn't have friends on them anyway, just bots.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not raising this kid by myself. I can't afford
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: a detective. How do I find a lion ass ghost
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: advice ms Mama's. There is this Facebook page by the
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: title of Sisters this is your Man. There's also one
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: called she just Exposed. I'd advise you to go in
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: there and if you have a picture of said James,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: post it. They'll find him nigga in two point three seconds.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Ma'm he he's somebody's baby daddy, brother, uncle, cousin, sneaky
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: lingk Somebody exposed him because they just as mad as
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: you all, because he probably did the same shit to them,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: and they got them thinking his name is fucking knock
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: bar some shit and he's so incense down Lexington Market
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: bar ms Mama's. I'm sorry you're gonna be a single
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: mama though, because even if you do find to men
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: take responsibility.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know that.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: And Baltimore is not the only place that has great pretenders,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: so don't do us like that. But there are a
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: lot of well dressed bombs. You are absolutely right, But
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: if you look a little closer, you'll realize that that
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: jump man is bowling and not shooting the basketball. That's
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: how you know and not just that, I mean the
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: fleet market. I hate to put this on you since,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: but what is it about you that is interested in
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: these bum ass niggas? Because I feel like if you
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: deal with one or two of them, you can know
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: how a lot of them move and the type of
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: places they frequent.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Right, So if you keep.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Meeting the same nigga over and over again, that's not
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: like a you problem, says, not a Baltimore problem. I'm
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: just saying, try a different place. Stop meeting people in
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: the clubs and and and on the bus and yeah,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying, yeah, it's yeah, good luck.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: You know, single mothers have raised some very very very
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: well ornded folk presidents and diplomats and you know, senators
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: and lawyers and lions and my yeah, sorry, I'm sorry
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: you got caught up by a fuck nigga, my baby,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, don't blame that on Baltimore, baby, all you
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: could have met one anywhere, right. He might not even
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: be from Baltimore. He might have just been down here
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: because you know, Baltimore food better than DC food. Word
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: in the street, word on the street is DC got
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: the night life of Baltimore got to.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Be good eats. That's the word on the street. Word
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: the big bird.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I heard. I can't you shan't.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: I won't, you will not. I willn't go to bed.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Absolutely the fuck no, I will go to fuck the bed.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Why could I say?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Word the big bird?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go to bed? It is true.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: That's that's no.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: No, we're not making anything.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: That's what they're saying.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: We're not making anything.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: You always gotta rull my fund.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: You suck.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: You're a horrible little brother, a horrible one.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: Make me sick.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know if old bearded face bastard make me sick. Yeah,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: little beard that connect and think he better than everybody.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of him. Oh, bastard ship wait a minute,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: make me sick? Said, are you going after the niggas
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: that don't be that don't connect? Damn, we're not gonna
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: take the facial head hate out here?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Brother like, we can't control that nigga connect, but yours does, bitch.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: W she's a friend of the watch who bits don't
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: connect that yours do.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I was on your side, basket shady shade.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Shady bitch love you say you have a mustache, be sick.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: I might do bitch people in my family Harry.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: For the record, you said that.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: That means so people in my family is Harry bitch.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: I gotta call chin chin egg fuck you.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: From the what that bitch said. If you hear any
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: questions for us, feel free to send them a dot
• 1:23:41
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• 1:23:50
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  Speaker 1: Wine and Audacity, the pot casts. I'm gonna go for
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: these niggas. Take us into another twenty five minute and
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: about random ship like Shawna's beard or them three chin
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: hairs she does, Actually I do got three. Why you
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: just reflected me because I told the truth. I'm just
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: make me sick like them chin hairds curling and.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: And I've bet y'all know somebody's let me.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Know for me to ball my clippers. But that being said,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: we thank y'all for listening. We love y'all. Oh shit,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, we will be back next week clean shaving
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: in bed place. Really, Shawna will be.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: I'm about to say wait a minute, so.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: I will say this, it's time for I'm a big
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: my angel, big chop. You know. I cut up my
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: facial hair once a year and let's go back in.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: So next time, y'all, well, next time y'all see me,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: I won't have no facial head to be growing back in,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: so y'all won't see this, so they don't matter nothing
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: to y'all. But anyway, we love y'all, and uh we'll
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: talk to y'all next week. Bye, y'all.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Bye, A right to take better.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Shawning unfortunately here, Bye y'all.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: H m hm