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Bring an iced coffee to a job interview 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: I can picture it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott says, Um, excuse me, Allie, come in my office.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're ready to interview you now.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I have this iced coffee.
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  SPEAKER_00: Swirls.
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  SPEAKER_00: So mine's the ice cream.
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  SPEAKER_02: So tell me about your benefits.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mine's the swirling of 19 ice cubes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So distracting, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: As much as I love ice coffee.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're selling me a really well against saying this is a good idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: As much as I love iced coffee, an interview isn't the place, in my opinion.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But let's let's read a couple text messages.
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  SPEAKER_00: If they came in with the coffee and qualified or not, I tell them our policy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Put it away.
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  SPEAKER_02: Put it away.
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  SPEAKER_02: Put it away.
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  SPEAKER_02: But then you're starting on a weird tone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: You having to go put it away is starting on a weird tone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then this one came in from 5365, no coffee.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just no coffee.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have to agree.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't even.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you know, these things aren't even taught anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because if you think that it's okay, then obviously you weren't learned right.
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  SPEAKER_00: And all you know, that's a good point because I remember on my first interview with convenient food marks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: My mom said, you know, dress nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_02: Even though they're gonna give you a crappy uniform.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: A stinky t-shirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's usually the t-shirt.
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  SPEAKER_00: I remember my first uniform there, red polo.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yellow lettering.
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  SPEAKER_02: Reeked of chicken grease.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was the worst.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Joni wore it until she retired.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got joy's.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got Joni's armpit grease.
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  SPEAKER_00: And even when I went to JCPenney's when I leveled up a little bit, still dress nice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes for the interview.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bring your application.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then when you get a big, big girl job, you bring a resume and you really dress nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what I would be okay with?
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  SPEAKER_02: A bottle of water.
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  unknown: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not an Allie-sized bottle of water, which is literally the size of my thigh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, not even that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like a plastic bottle of water.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I and a small one, like a Pull and Springs.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not talking about like a seven-gallon drum that Allie takes to the gym.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you get nervous when you're on an interview.
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  SPEAKER_00: And can you imagine you asking me a question?
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  SPEAKER_00: And where was your previous employment?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's my first job in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you need some water?
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  SPEAKER_02: Water! Water! Yeah, no, I I could do a bottle of water.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: But a normal size one, please, not the 48-ounce Stanley.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm hydrating for the day in this 20 minutes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't want any item of your personal belongings like a water bottle like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you had stopped, I and I understand.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like people get dry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: You might have, you know, a little tickle.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, or you that's make sure it's a small, like uh, you know, an aquafina or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't bring in your bedazzle.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's that gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't bring in your bedazz your bedazzled uh, you know, um that says, bitch, please, it's fall.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, something like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That stays home.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, as well as, yeah, I'm sorry, the ice coffee thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't say that I wouldn't hire you, but it Can you imagine if you walked in and it said like pug daddy on your cup?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a talking point, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was a pug who had like one of those bandanas on.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a talking point.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, not a pug.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh you got pugs?
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  SPEAKER_02: I do as a matter of fact.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now we're talking about them.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm a pug daddy, man.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a pug daddy.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I've got eight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you their names.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is more from a damned iced coffee to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's really deflecting from what your skills are.
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  SPEAKER_02: All of it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: All of it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, okay, I can't say that I'm not gonna hire you, but you are, if there's someone that walks in that even has that little smidge more professionalism of not bringing the iced coffee.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they have equal qualifications.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're probably getting more of my attention.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just saying.
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  SPEAKER_02: And three, two, one.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: You're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm even thinking, like, oh, what kind of coffee you got there?
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  SPEAKER_00: What's in there?
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  SPEAKER_00: I I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, you know what I'm thinking?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is what you want to waste your paycheck on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, no, we all do.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't even think.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know y'all do, but you know, I've got nine days till a payday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sitting here thinking to myself, what are Scott's like, can I just take home some K cups from work?
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't knock it.
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  SPEAKER_00: The big three back in the day I stole toilet paper, believe me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I understood.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was desperate.
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  SPEAKER_02: I yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: This stuff's terrible.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, bro.
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  SPEAKER_00: But with the size of the rolls, you're probably still using it from 2018.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm better off using the envelopes that your Amazon packages come in than this toilet paper here.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
• 4:47
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• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: Just kidding.
• 4:51
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• 4:55
  SPEAKER_00: Now, this morning was chilly, right?
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_00: You know, if you have any heating needs, you better call them.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: You'll actually talk to a person, and they're the no-fee company.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying I'm flicking on my heat yet, but we are not getting out of the 60s all week.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_02: I noticed.
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  SPEAKER_00: I even looked forward to next Saturday because we're gonna be at um Harvest Fest in Montur Falls.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: Perfect weather.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: President Trump announced Sunday that Washington, D.C.'s Triumphal Arc, currently under construction, will become a military complex built at Trump's request.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_00: The structure will support drones and snipers standing 250 feet tall.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: It will be the world's largest triumphal arc.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_00: The National Park Service warns it will adversely affect several historic properties nearby.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: The White House denied entry Saturday to journalists from MS Now, CNN, and Politico, confiscating their press credentials.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: Trump cited fake news.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: Legal experts called the movie constant unconstitutional.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: Not movie, move.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_00: Legal experts called the move unconstitutional.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_00: The White House Correspondence Association demanded access to be restored, while all three vowed to defend their First Amendment rights.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: And one last one.
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  SPEAKER_00: A 74-year-old Maryland man, I said 74, faces manslaughter charges after fatally shooting a woman he mistook for a deer in Ellendale, Delaware.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: He was hunting.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna add vision checks to the gun licensing policy.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just making notes, don't buy me.