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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Boone talk random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: De crap, Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 4: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Queen City's favorite morning tandem, Mac and Bone,
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  Speaker 3: random crap.
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  Speaker 4: Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 3: All right, y'all, let's have a little fun on a Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do some random crap and let's uh yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Let's pounce a round Bone. Let's pounce around a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of everything. By the way, our Ladies Day guest
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  Speaker 3: theme continues, we thank Sheena's Cheaties Day oh one today.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for that, Bone, thank you for that. We
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  Speaker 3: thank Sheena for joining us. Strow will join us at
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  Speaker 3: nine to twenty five Little Friday stro Show.
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  Speaker 4: She's been out at camp.
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  Speaker 3: She was also at the MLS All Star Game and
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  Speaker 3: speaking of the MLS, Jessica Charman, former analysts for Charlotte
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  Speaker 3: f C, played by play voice for Apple. She's doing
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  Speaker 3: the Charlotte f C Chicago game tomorrow, so we'll talk
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  Speaker 3: about that. I'm sure we'll talk about the way her
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  Speaker 3: English squad went out of the World Cup. And then
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  Speaker 3: they'll probably be like a bunch of random food and
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  Speaker 3: other conversations that occurs.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he comes up at nine.
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  Speaker 5: She needs to hear the Willie falling on the stage
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  Speaker 5: with Brady chest Still, that.
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  Speaker 4: Story must be told.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, a good call, good call, Not that we want
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  Speaker 5: her to mock our guy.
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  Speaker 4: No concert. She needs to know.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on, all right, so let's start random crap.
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  Speaker 3: I believe bone that. And we haven't even talked about
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  Speaker 3: it yet, but it happened a few days ago, the
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  Speaker 3: celebrity engagement between Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert and actress slash
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  Speaker 3: singer Madison Beer. I feel like it's not getting a
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  Speaker 3: lot of hight.
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  Speaker 4: Like she is a very like it girl figure right now.
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  Speaker 3: She is gorgeous, and Justin Herbert is a statuesque man
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  Speaker 3: himself and a star quarterback. Like this is like on
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  Speaker 3: the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey scale. I mean, this is
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  Speaker 3: like five out of one hundred. I feel like, right.
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  Speaker 5: Now, did you see what PFT commenter a barseol Max
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  Speaker 5: said about Madison Beer. No, that's Tony Romo's favorite thing.
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  Speaker 5: Tony Madison beer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I see what he did there.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, every day I keep reading a new
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  Speaker 3: detail about him getting pulled over.
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  Speaker 4: I did not.
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  Speaker 3: Realize until yesterday when our show was over he had
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  Speaker 3: an opened alcohol container in the car while driving. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like what this dude? Also, Tony, what the heck?
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  Speaker 5: I also didn't realize that grandma and grandpa that he
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  Speaker 5: is going to see they died. They're all dead for
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  Speaker 5: thirty years he met.
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  Speaker 4: He met.
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  Speaker 5: He was going to pick up his kids at his parents,
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  Speaker 5: so he was going to see. He was calling them
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  Speaker 5: grandma and grandpa like they do with the kid. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 5: because all his apparently they looked it up and all
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  Speaker 5: his grandparents are dead. Okay, So he was going to
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  Speaker 5: see the kid. He's going to get the kids.
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  Speaker 3: So he is too drunk to drive legally and he
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  Speaker 3: is going to pick up his children. God, this gets worse.
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  Speaker 3: Man with open alcohol in the dank car. At least
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  Speaker 3: he stretched before the before the sobriety.
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  Speaker 5: Did you see the uh they aied him with Dak
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  Speaker 5: Prescott's hip move before the gloriouses.
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  Speaker 4: That was glorious. All right?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's move along here. Bone On rand On random crap.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So let's uh, two athletes that we always
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  Speaker 3: thought were a bit off, a bit weird. They said
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  Speaker 3: things that people are finding to be weird. Let's start
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  Speaker 3: with Gilbert Arenas, former NBA player who on his podcast
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  Speaker 3: says he was the star when he was the star.
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  Speaker 4: On his teams in the NBA.
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  Speaker 3: He refused to talk to end but anybody that made
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  Speaker 3: less than five million dollars, he said, if you made
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  Speaker 3: one million dollars, you would have to go talk to
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  Speaker 3: somebody that made at least five million. Tell them what
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  Speaker 3: you want to say to Gilbert, and they would relay
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  Speaker 3: it to Gilbert, shocking bone that maybe he wasn't the
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  Speaker 3: greatest team guy in the world.
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  Speaker 5: Mac has a rule, you have to have more than
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  Speaker 5: five endorsements to talk to Mac in all ways.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you got no endorsement, so I don't talk to me.
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  Speaker 4: What kind of I mean?
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  Speaker 3: I know the answer, it's horrible, But what kind of
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  Speaker 3: shocking that he was not a very successful star?
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  Speaker 4: Sho didn't win with him? A shock came back.
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  Speaker 5: He ended up in a uh weapons battle with one
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  Speaker 5: of his teammates at one point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it wasn't over a card game, right, So
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  Speaker 3: He's like, if you lose to me in cards, I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Shoot you if you try to talk to me. Does
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  Speaker 4: he shoots you if you're under if you make underfund?
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  Speaker 5: Now did he poop put a teammates shoe or did
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  Speaker 5: he get a shoot poop tad?
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  Speaker 4: I forget what that was? Oh I don't remember that star.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah there was. There was poop shoes going. This dude's
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  Speaker 4: got some stories, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Oh and they all seem to be in those Wizards years. Right,
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  Speaker 5: it's all in that time picker. Oh my god, what
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  Speaker 5: a mess?
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  Speaker 4: What a mess?
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  Speaker 3: So okay, the other one that I think we've all thought,
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  Speaker 3: you know, this dude was a little off.
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  Speaker 4: Jeremy SHACKI.
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  Speaker 3: We had him here for a year, Andre Blotch, So
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  Speaker 3: he did it to Andre Blotch. Andre Blatch through was
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  Speaker 3: closing and Dukuzzie, so he pooped in his shoes.
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  Speaker 4: What a teammate. What a teammate.
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  Speaker 3: I'm either gonna poop in your shoe, pull a gun
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  Speaker 3: on you, or tell you make too little money to
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  Speaker 3: speak directly to me. What a great influence in the
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  Speaker 3: locker room. All right, anyway, let's get to Jeremy SHACKI
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  Speaker 3: So Shaki was on. There's a lot of headlines, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, that have come out of this interview. He
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  Speaker 3: said a lot of interesting stuff with Shannon Sharp.
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  Speaker 4: Where did Shaki come from all the way? Yeah, he just.
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  Speaker 3: Had no idea where he was, hadn't thought about him.
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  Speaker 3: He has been waiting to talk apparently. Hey, he's got
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  Speaker 3: all kinds of things to say. But anyway, how about uh,
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  Speaker 3: how about him telling Oho that he got he gets
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  Speaker 3: strands in the NFL and one of the first things
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  Speaker 3: he did is got to vissect me because I did
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  Speaker 3: not want the distraction of children while I was playing.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to some of this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like twenty years or twenty one year when I
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  Speaker 2: got drafted, I got up sex me. I had no kids.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want you to want the kids.
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  Speaker 4: You still don't want.
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  Speaker 2: I reversed it. Yeah, I want kids. I reversed it.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm saying when I played in the NFL, I
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  Speaker 6: didn't want to have any No, dude, he so much
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  Speaker 6: space here.
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  Speaker 2: No, I had no kids.
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  Speaker 4: But you want kids now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I do, but I obviously, but you didn't want
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  Speaker 2: kid at the time. I got insured more by Lloyds
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  Speaker 2: in London necessarily the truth. You know, when I got
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  Speaker 2: the sex means yeah, so I was a good decision.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't have I didn't have that. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: need that. In emotional sport, I didn't listen. When we
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  Speaker 2: get home from work, what do you wanna do? You
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  Speaker 2: want to recover? I would set my heart bart chamber.
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  Speaker 2: I want to acupuncture. I'm gonna go to sleep, I
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  Speaker 2: will wake up. I'm gonna there's only so many weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I have to have a schedule. I don't need that.
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  Speaker 2: It's not me. I'll do that later, right, And it
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  Speaker 2: worked out for me. So I always thought in my mind.
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  Speaker 6: How these persons. This person plays the same position as me.
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  Speaker 6: He's got more catches me. How's he married and he's
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  Speaker 6: got three kids? How's he juggling everything like I could never?
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  Speaker 6: I can't do that. I'm a very one lame guy.
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  Speaker 3: Shop. You don't realize that people are going to be
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  Speaker 3: watching this and say this man got a misake when
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  Speaker 3: when he got drafted, he got a prosected me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, they're probably agents or financial the same name, do
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  Speaker 2: the same thing. It's a smart thing. It's you can,
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  Speaker 2: you know, save it, and you could obviously reverse it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's one hundred percent versie.
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  Speaker 5: I could hear Shannon save A sected me all day long.
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  Speaker 5: By the way that sounded to me, that sounded nothing
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  Speaker 5: like Jeremy Shockey. He was talking so fast, one thousand
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  Speaker 5: miles per hour. I don't remember if you If I
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  Speaker 5: didn't know that was shocky, I would have We've talked
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  Speaker 5: to him before when he was a panther.
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  Speaker 3: I would have no idea. How was I was exhausted
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  Speaker 3: listening to him? Is that what I do? Is that?
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  Speaker 3: How I sound like everybody? Some people tell me, slow down?
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  Speaker 3: Your exhausted dog says, it sounds like Matt Rule. Things
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  Speaker 3: all tied up. There was kind of sound like Matt Rule.
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  Speaker 5: It's one day, you know what?
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: I almost think this shocky thing, like if his reasoning
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  Speaker 3: was like I don't want like women to try to
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  Speaker 3: like get have me get them pregnant so they can
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  Speaker 3: kind of reel meet, you know what I mean, Like,
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  Speaker 3: maybe it's not a bad idea if you're trying to
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  Speaker 3: avoid that. If you can reverse it, he says he
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  Speaker 3: has reversed it. And once I have kids now, so
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  Speaker 3: there may be a happy album. You're going to be
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  Speaker 3: the touchline to the punch. Fitty, you don't need one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my goodness. I need to ask
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  Speaker 3: Fitty about this one. If this was a woman that
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  Speaker 3: he was talking to before a date, how would he
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  Speaker 3: How would you feel about this, Fitty?
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  Speaker 4: Because this is going viral.
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  Speaker 3: There's a relationship expert that shared a text exchange she
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  Speaker 3: was having with one of her friends.
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  Speaker 4: And her friend they met they were matches on.
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  Speaker 3: Social media, so they hadn't met each other face to
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  Speaker 3: face yet. And this girl that is a friend of
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  Speaker 3: the girl that's the relationship expert, is, you know, talking
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  Speaker 3: about meet where they're going to meet for the date.
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  Speaker 3: And she says, hey, so send an uber over for
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  Speaker 3: me tonight and all uber over and meet you at
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  Speaker 3: the restaurant. And apparently he had a problem with that,
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  Speaker 3: like I need to send you a new I'm not
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  Speaker 3: gonna do that. He told her, I'm not gonna do that.
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  Speaker 3: And the relationship expert was asking people like, do you
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  Speaker 3: find this to be a putoff?
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  Speaker 4: If you are, if you're a guy and.
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  Speaker 3: You are, you know, getting ready to have a date
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  Speaker 3: someone you've never met face to face, is it out
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  Speaker 3: of line to ask you pay for my uber fitty.
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  Speaker 3: How would you feel if a prospect said this to you, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'd pay the uber, I'd pay the cab fee, the caffee.
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  Speaker 4: Did you say cap or cab?
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  Speaker 3: Cab?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, he said caffee. What do you think about this?
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  Speaker 5: But I think the Yeah. I mean we could debate
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  Speaker 5: the request to begin with. But I think that that's
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  Speaker 5: the equivalent of this day and age of going to
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  Speaker 5: pick someone up at their house, because I don't think
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  Speaker 5: females now really want guys on their first day without
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  Speaker 5: knowing somebody to know where they live. So I think
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  Speaker 5: it's a gentleman thing to do to send.
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  Speaker 4: The uber away. Really, so that's the modern day gentleman.
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  Speaker 5: If you think she's worth it and you're excited for
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  Speaker 5: the date, I would do that because I find this
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  Speaker 5: to be absurd. But I'm so old, I'm so out
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  Speaker 5: of the dating market.
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  Speaker 4: What do I know?
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  Speaker 3: It's a miracle I got missus Mack. But like, I
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  Speaker 3: find this to be like, Okay, you, I understand you
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  Speaker 3: don't want me picking you up. I understand what times
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  Speaker 3: we're in you've never met face to face, but you
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  Speaker 3: meet me there, Like, why do I have to get you?
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Can't you take your own I'm gonna pay for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking it's a guy. I'm gonna pay for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: Why am I paying for your ride?
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  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 3: That that struck me as like weird. But again, say
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  Speaker 3: anything about dating nowadays it used to be a thing,
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  Speaker 3: not as much anymore. Where you pick up the woman
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  Speaker 3: at their house. That's my air of da that's my
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  Speaker 3: air of dating is picking you would use gas, money,
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  Speaker 3: you take time, So just a different way of doing
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  Speaker 3: stuff now. So I don't think it's that insane.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like that one.
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  Speaker 3: Now let's read a tea time. Since it's one hundred
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  Speaker 3: percent out of line.
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  Speaker 4: Can I clarify my answer?
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  Speaker 3: Hot talk condiment, I'm not paying for an uber for
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  Speaker 3: someone I haven't even met.
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  Speaker 4: Would uber a girl from Texas? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Clarify your aunts? So you wouldn't do this, Fitty, if
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  Speaker 4: I hadn't been single for as long as i've been,
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  Speaker 4: probably not.
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  Speaker 3: But Mac at this point, I mean, I'm as desperate
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  Speaker 3: as desperate can be. Fitty wants the record to show
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  Speaker 3: I want a data Uber driver. Fitty wants the record
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  Speaker 3: to show ladies this is a shameless request, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: so desperate I would say.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I guess, did anybody uber to fitty tonight? Please? Somebody?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Gas House Earl says, you need the
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  Speaker 3: address to send your Uber, just saying that's true. If
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  Speaker 3: the guy's a psycho, you just given him his address
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  Speaker 3: for the uber or or maybe she has it, and
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  Speaker 3: then you Venmo the money. That's how going to order
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  Speaker 3: the cab, and then you or the driving service and
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  Speaker 3: then you probably give her money for it.
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  Speaker 4: That's how That's how it would go.
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  Speaker 3: This typically the way I go about it, Mac, is
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  Speaker 3: we we meet at the place I have. Ever, That's
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  Speaker 3: what me and missus Mac did our first day. I've
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  Speaker 3: done a lot where I picked up and I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: a psycho.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just I guess where women probably don't want to
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  Speaker 5: give the address how to Oh that I understand one
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  Speaker 5: hund percent.
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  Speaker 3: The uber thing, man is like whoa whoa nine eighth number,
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  Speaker 3: says Mac. In your time, you had met the woman
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  Speaker 3: before picking them up their house. Well, no, not always,
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  Speaker 3: not always. It was a little more trusting time. I
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  Speaker 3: don't listen if my daughter, when my daughter's dating, do
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  Speaker 3: I want her having some guy she never met? And
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  Speaker 3: only met online to pick her up the house. No,
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  Speaker 3: I definitely would not. Yeah, you know, but I do.
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  Speaker 3: I want her asking the dude for uber money?
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  Speaker 5: Hell no, do you think that that dating prospect also
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  Speaker 5: wants to see Mac att in the in the wild also.
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  Speaker 3: Shirtless Mac, Because guys, I'm telling you right now, you
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  Speaker 3: try to come over and date Caitlin shirtless Mac would
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  Speaker 3: a weird belly button?
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  Speaker 4: Come right to the door, sayin't hi all right? For
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  Speaker 4: better or worse? That's how you agreement. I come watch
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  Speaker 4: the dogs.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna be so easy, though, To get Max's approval.
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  Speaker 5: All you have to do is ring that doorbell. Here
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  Speaker 5: comes Papa Mac Man Bryce Young, look good today, Come
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  Speaker 5: on top.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you ain't kid. You show up at some panther
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  Speaker 3: dear for a first day with her. I'll give you
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  Speaker 3: my blessing for marriage right there. Don't show up for
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  Speaker 3: the cowboy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, that'd be bad. How about him? How about him?
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  Speaker 1: That