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Episode 553: Ten Thousand Jiggawatts · Not That Serious

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Speaker 1: Marlon Humphrey, he went to go see Trump.
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Speaker 2: Would Trump come to the White House or Trump? He
0:18
Speaker 2: was somewhere with Trump. Marlon Humphrey, the cornerback for the Ravens,
0:21
Speaker 2: was somewhere with Trump.
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Speaker 3: The dummy.
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Speaker 2: The dumbass nigga. And they give him like a post-Trump
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Speaker 2: experience interview. Nigga can't even look at the camera.
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Speaker 3: He's just like, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Worst haircut you can ever imagine, by the way. You
0:35
Speaker 1: know whose haircut he had? The nigga was like, I
0:36
Speaker 1: like Pogs. The thick guy.
0:39
Speaker 3: Same cut.
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Speaker 2: But he said why he did it the next day, though.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he said he didn't really.
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Speaker 2: Nah, he said he did it because he's trying to
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Speaker 2: help his... He's a property management. He has a property
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Speaker 2: management company. He's looking for Trump to He's trying to
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Speaker 2: gentrify whatever his neighborhood so the property that he bought
0:59
Speaker 2: can double in price or triple in price.
1:01
Speaker 1: He literally said it in an interview.
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Speaker 3: Of course.
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Speaker 2: He was literally like, I don't pay attention to politics.
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Speaker 1: I didn't think it was like anything.
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Speaker 3: Shut up!
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Speaker 2: He said, I own property in Baltimore and if Trump
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Speaker 2: is going to help the economy, my property doubles in value.
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Speaker 3: Help what economy? Never mind. Yeah. Yeah. Hello, everybody. This
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Speaker 3: is the Not That Serious Podcast.
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Speaker 4: The greatest podcast in the Western Hemisphere and the Eastern
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Speaker 4: Hemisphere and the North and South Pole and the Milky Way.
1:41
Speaker 4: I am one of your hosts, Michael.
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Speaker 1: It's LZ.
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Speaker 3: Kenan's in the building. Lamont, a.k.a. Dr. Waffle, a.k.a. Bishop
1:49
Speaker 3: Don Woff. It's your boy, Corey. And how's everybody doing?
1:55
Speaker 3: How's everybody feeling? Also, hold on. Before everybody tells how
1:58
Speaker 3: they're feeling, I, hey man, my bad last week. That's
2:05
Speaker 3: on your boy. Heard you phoned it in. Papa was tired.
2:10
Speaker 3: Dada man tired. Dada man sweepy. They was like, Mike
2:14
Speaker 3: needs to go lay down. Yeah, I see this. Mike
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Speaker 3: laid down. God damn. He did. He laid down right
2:19
Speaker 3: in front of all of us. Yeah, and then I
2:21
Speaker 3: saw the screenshot of all y'all doing the thing. All
2:25
Speaker 3: y'all can go to hell right after the other. Just
2:28
Speaker 3: keep that lip in. I don't know why that lip
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Speaker 3: droop when you... That's the lip of a hard-working man.
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Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here.
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Speaker 4: See, that's the lip of a working man. I bet
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Speaker 4: you watch your daddy's lip go right up just like that.
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Speaker 1: I can see that.
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Speaker 3: You've had that lip... That lip has been in the
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Speaker 3: labor force. You've had that lip since before you had
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Speaker 3: a job. You're going to have to check the film
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Speaker 3: on that. I can pull it up. I've always had
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Speaker 3: a job. You have film of Mike sleeping as a kid?
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Speaker 3: As a teenager. Oh, that's on your phone, huh? What
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Speaker 3: did you just say? Creepy. What did you just say? What?
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Speaker 1: What did you just say? He said something about a job.
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Speaker 3: He said he always had a job. I probably did. No,
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Speaker 3: you didn't. I've been working since I was like 15. Sure.
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Speaker 3: Doesn't mean that you were there long. I've been working, though.
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Speaker 3: So I was in the labor force. Hence the lip. Mm.
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Speaker 5: Mm.
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Speaker 3: Unless you can pull up footage of me sleeping with
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Speaker 3: the lip out 13 prior. I think my argument holds.
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Speaker 6: 13 prior?
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Speaker 3: It wasn't 13 prior. So, been in the labor force.
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Speaker 3: Labor force. Labor force. Labor force. Labor force lip. And
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Speaker 3: there you go. So, how's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling?
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Speaker 3: I mean, we cool or whatever. We good. We good. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: You know. Chilling like a villain. Have you recovered from
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Speaker 3: the jet lag? Have you readjusted to the- I've re-acclimated.
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Speaker 3: I've re-acclimated.
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Speaker 5: I didn't know if I wanted to talk about it
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Speaker 5: on Patreon or this episode, but I was thinking about
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Speaker 5: like how I was feeling after my trip, like talking
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Speaker 5: about the trip. And I think I was feeling like
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Speaker 5: a little bit of, not to sound like Corey when
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Speaker 5: he was talking about, I can't talk to my parents.
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Speaker 5: I was feeling a little bit of like, almost like
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Speaker 5: survivor's remorse. That might be like the best way I
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Speaker 5: could describe it.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 5: Because the fact that I have the job that I
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Speaker 5: have and like with all the economical things going on
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Speaker 5: in the country and the fact that I can go
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Speaker 5: on to Europe. Yeah, go on a trip with all
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Speaker 5: this other stuff going on.
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Speaker 1: And not even have to worry about it.
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Speaker 3: And not have to worry about it.
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Speaker 5: And it's like, ah.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you super woke.
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Speaker 2: Especially because that's just who I am. 80% of the
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Speaker 2: people on the planet have never even been on an airplane.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Really?
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Speaker 2: 80% of the, not the country, the planet have not
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Speaker 2: been on an airplane.
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Speaker 3: So yeah.
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Speaker 1: And there's me. Enjoying turbulence.
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Speaker 3: That's my favorite part. Let's see what the pilot got.
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Speaker 3: What did he got up his sleeve? As we get
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Speaker 3: on a plane next week. I'll be in first class like, hey!
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Speaker 3: Hopefully we don't have to do that.
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Speaker 2: Let's not manifest turbulence. I'm going to be on that
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Speaker 2: flight acting like Genuine.
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Speaker 3: I will say, we got two updates.
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Speaker 1: One, flew to Florida, right, for a wedding.
5:11
Speaker 2: Shout out to Malcolm and his wife. Obviously, I know
5:14
Speaker 2: we talked about the sign up of PreCheck and Global Entry.
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Speaker 2: And I know a lot of you hit me up
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Speaker 2: because I shellacked Dr.
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Speaker 3: Woff in that debate. You didn't.
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Speaker 2: But I'm going to get PreCheck.
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Speaker 3: Why?
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Speaker 2: Because I am tired of taking my laptop out of
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Speaker 2: my book bag.
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Speaker 1: It's a great convenience.
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Speaker 2: And one, it's free. I didn't know it was free.
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Speaker 2: If you have American Express, Platinum is free. And two,
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Speaker 2: I'm just overtaking my laptop out.
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Speaker 3: No remorse. No remorse.
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Speaker 1: No remorse.
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't either. He can't help it. Yeah, I wouldn't either.
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Speaker 2: No, you pay.
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Speaker 3: If you travel a lot. It's free if you're not poor.
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Speaker 3: American Express. Platinum. Make sure you write that down. When
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Speaker 3: you get money, people just give you free shit. When
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Speaker 3: you got it, you get it. You feel me? Yes.
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Speaker 3: You don't need it. I'm tired of taking my laptop out.
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Speaker 3: It's annoying. Very annoying. I didn't have to take my
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Speaker 3: laptop out. Yeah, because you have it, right? I do,
6:08
Speaker 3: but it's not on anything. It's not on my bags
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Speaker 3: or anything. I think it depends on your airline.
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Speaker 2: No, so it depends on the machine in the airport.
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Speaker 2: Each airport has different security checkpoints. So, like, if you
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Speaker 2: go through MCO in Orlando, if there's a certain machine,
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Speaker 2: you could just leave it in your book bag.
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Speaker 3: It's fine. But, like, in Philly, got to take it out.
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Speaker 3: Take it out the bag. Yeah, I'm going to say, Philly...
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Speaker 3: I haven't gone through that airport a lot, but every
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Speaker 3: time it's like, this shit sucks.
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Speaker 2: It's not bad. Philly is not a bad airport. Does
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Speaker 2: it smell?
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Speaker 3: Sure.
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Speaker 2: But, like, when you look at the infrastructure of it,
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Speaker 2: it's great.
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Speaker 3: It works.
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Speaker 2: This is how you know it's a good airport.
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Speaker 3: Listen, listen, listen.
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Speaker 2: You can have an Uber drop you off at any terminal,
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Speaker 2: and you can walk to your gate.
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Speaker 3: You just walk. That is elite. Yeah. You don't know
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Speaker 3: what I was dealing with.
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Speaker 2: If you go to D.C., if you go to Chicago,
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Speaker 2: if you go to Atlanta, you got to get on
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Speaker 2: a fucking train, bro.
7:06
Speaker 3: London Heathrow? No, no, no. Orlando too. But it made
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Speaker 3: up for it. Orlando. They got Chick-fil-A's in there.
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Speaker 2: Orlando is one of the worst infrastructure because if you
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Speaker 2: get on the wrong train, you're chip-chopped.
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Speaker 3: Where? In Orlando. In Orlando.
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Speaker 2: Because, yeah, so like Philly is one of the best.
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Speaker 2: You can drop me off at A, B, C, D, E,
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Speaker 2: or F.
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Speaker 3: I'm good.
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Speaker 1: I can walk anywhere.
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Speaker 3: Pilot talk, pilot talk. Yeah. That's elite. That's elite. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's old and rusty and crusty. It's not that bad.
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Speaker 3: It's not that bad. When was the last time you
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Speaker 3: were in there, Mike? No, it was like, I want
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Speaker 3: to say a year or two ago. And you were international?
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Speaker 3: We went to Vegas for Corey's job.
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Speaker 2: We should all get dropped off at different gates, at
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Speaker 2: different terminals.
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Speaker 3: You're doing too much. I'm not doing it. Y'all not
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Speaker 3: real beaters. No, I'm not a real airline beater. I'm sorry. No, no.
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Speaker 5: There was one more thing I wanted to say. I
8:03
Speaker 5: forgot how it was in my head related, but it
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Speaker 5: was also dealing with all the governmental stuff we got
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Speaker 5: going on. I guess that was related to what I
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Speaker 5: was thinking. And I was just thinking, as much as
8:17
Speaker 5: we can berate Trump, joke about Trump, shit in his pants,
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Speaker 5: do all this other stuff, at.
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Speaker 3: The end of the day, this guy's still in power. Yep.
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Speaker 3: And it's like, damn.
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Speaker 5: That's demoralizing, but as demoralizing as it is, we still
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Speaker 5: got to go out and, unfortunately, the only thing we
8:38
Speaker 5: can do right now is vote. I would tell you
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Speaker 5: to do other things, more extreme things, but that's not
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Speaker 5: for this platform. And I'm not trying to get us demonetized.
8:44
Speaker 3: That's for the Patreon. He said, calm down, Hasan Piker.
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Speaker 3: He said, ah. Will you disavow Lamont? Will you disavow Dr. Woff? Yeah,
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Speaker 3: I think that's what it was. Will you denounce communism, nigga?
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Speaker 5: You got people comparing a streamer or a podcaster to
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Speaker 5: the actual president.
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Speaker 3: And you say, do you know how insane this is?
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Speaker 3: You know, Dr. Woff knows a cousin that has a
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Speaker 3: cousin that knows another guy that's married to somebody who
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Speaker 3: thought about terrorism six months ago. Will you disavow him?
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Speaker 1: You know what it is, man?
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Speaker 2: They think that liberals and the left, they think that
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Speaker 2: people see Hasan Piker the same way they saw Charlie Kirk.
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Speaker 3: And they're slowly... Figuring out, or at least they.
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Speaker 2: Should, that nobody really gives a fuck about that nigga
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Speaker 2: because he's just a streamer.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. He's just a streamer. He's not the president.
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Speaker 2: It's like they can't understand it. But he said nobody
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Speaker 2: gives a fuck about what he said.
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Speaker 3: He's just a streamer.
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Speaker 2: If something happens to him tomorrow, nobody's going to be like,
9:44
Speaker 2: oh my God, build him a statue.
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Speaker 3: He's just a streamer. I mean, nobody thought that with
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Speaker 3: Charlie Kirk.
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Speaker 1: Yes, they did.
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Speaker 3: He has a statue right now. But- Before he died,
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Speaker 3: nobody was like, if he died, he's going to have
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Speaker 3: a stature. Kenan, he edited it. he didn't.
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Speaker 5: They thought he was going to be the next president.
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Speaker 3: They were really... I don't think... They were on this man's...
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Speaker 3: Just like sucking his.
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Speaker 4: The people that were sucking him off aren't in the
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Speaker 4: circles that we run.
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Speaker 3: And it took him dying... Fair trade-off.
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Speaker 4: It took him dying to... See how much people, oh,
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Speaker 4: people really fuck with this nigga crazy.
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Speaker 3: Because I was very aware of him, but I wrote
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Speaker 3: him off for what he was, a fucking right-wing grifter idiot.
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Speaker 3: I'm talking about Charlie Kirk. Yeah. A streamer. And also
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Speaker 3: a streamer. So that's what I'm saying. So like a streamer,
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Speaker 3: and now we're also talking about another streamer. So if
10:34
Speaker 3: this person was like, I feel like progressives.
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Speaker 2: No, because they value him as more than that. We
10:40
Speaker 2: were telling people like, he's just a streamer. They're like, no,
10:43
Speaker 2: he's Charlie Kirk.
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Speaker 3: He's the voice of free speech. The fuck he's not.
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Speaker 4: Liberal and leftist people don't tend to deify people as
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Speaker 4: much as right wing people do.
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Speaker 1: They had that man on a platform, for sure.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And all he did was go to colleges and debate 19-year-olds.
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Speaker 2: And then he would do racist things and then clean
11:04
Speaker 2: it up with the Bible verse.
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Speaker 3: Literally.
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Speaker 4: And then he would go face actual, like, smart 19-year-olds
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Speaker 4: at Oxford and get his fucking clock cleaned.
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Speaker 3: So what is Hasan doing? The same thing. He's not
11:16
Speaker 3: doing the same thing. To me, he's just... Like, what's
11:18
Speaker 3: the difference? Hasan's just on.
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Speaker 5: His platform talking about current events.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he'll, like, he'll, like, help other, like,
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Speaker 4: leftist progressive candidates... campaign, he'll do canvassing for them, different
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Speaker 4: things like that, stream with them, whatever.
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Speaker 3: Or he'll pop up to protests and do.
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Speaker 2: But the thing that a lot of people don't like
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Speaker 2: about Hasan is the fact he's really extreme sometimes.
11:42
Speaker 3: But he's... He's not though. He said some things in
11:45
Speaker 3: the past that were kind of wild. Yeah. And honestly...
11:48
Speaker 3: So we're saying he's not as... egregious as Charlie. No.
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Speaker 3: But he's... No. Because he's not a flat-out racist. He's
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Speaker 3: in that field, but he's not like... You wouldn't be
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Speaker 3: disgusted if he was in your presence. No. If you
12:02
Speaker 3: were a normal person.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 4: If you were an Islamophobe or... I've seen him, but
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Speaker 4: I don't... Or racist or something, then yeah.
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Speaker 5: And the big thing that they try to bash him
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Speaker 5: for is him saying, like, America deserved 9-11.
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Speaker 3: Which... Out of context sounds crazy.
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Speaker 1: Sounds insane.
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Speaker 5: But if you think about it from the perspective of
12:24
Speaker 5: our affairs and meddling with foreign countries, if you continuously
12:28
Speaker 5: mess with the Middle East and destabilize all of these countries,
12:34
Speaker 5: something is going to happen.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And it did happen. That is what he was saying.
12:39
Speaker 3: That's how I understood it.
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Speaker 5: But they want to say like, oh, he's just saying.
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Speaker 3: He's being anti-American. He's using critical thinking. That is what
12:50
Speaker 3: he's doing.
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Speaker 5: And that is what they don't understand and cannot do.
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Speaker 4: And then, you know, I don't like to get into
12:57
Speaker 4: this political space.
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Speaker 3: I don't really want to get into that. Sorry. It
13:03
Speaker 3: only happens once in a while. Listen, lefties, as a
13:08
Speaker 3: newfound lefty, I'm a lefty. Sure. As a newfound lefty, Relax. Relax.
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Speaker 4: Y'all, we can get a little bit annoying. Listen, I
13:19
Speaker 4: know getting a little radicalized and you think more things.
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Speaker 4: You still got to take some, everybody's, every candidate in
13:27
Speaker 4: person is not going to be perfect.
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Speaker 3: So let's just. Oh, yeah.
13:31
Speaker 4: Everybody's trying to like shit on Zara and Mamdani now. Yeah,
13:36
Speaker 4: let's criticize people and.
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Speaker 3: I, you know, whatever. But it's like, let's keep the
13:41
Speaker 3: main thing, the main thing. Anyway, getting these niggas out. Anyway.
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Speaker 5: Make sure you go vote. They're going to try to
13:47
Speaker 5: stop you from voting. They're going to try to intimidate you.
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Speaker 5: They're trying to take away your vote.
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Speaker 3: Mail-in vote. They're trying to make it harder. Just do it.
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Speaker 3: Do it. Mail-in vote. Early vote. Do what you can. Listen,
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Speaker 3: it matters, man. Just do it.
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Speaker 5: They want you to think it doesn't matter, but if
14:05
Speaker 5: it didn't matter, they wouldn't be doing all these things
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Speaker 5: to stop you from voting.
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Speaker 3: Exactly.
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Speaker 4: If they didn't get mad, they wouldn't be trying so hard.
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Speaker 4: They wouldn't be actively trying to suppress it.
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Speaker 3: Think about that. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh,
14:19
Speaker 3: my God. But, yeah. How was your week?
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Speaker 4: My week was cool, man. Getting settled in the crib.
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Speaker 4: Ordered some PC stuff. The PC should be coming within
14:32
Speaker 4: the next few weeks. I don't really know.
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Speaker 3: Okay. I don't know when it's going to get here soon. Nice. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
14:43
Speaker 3: Just selling the crib. You know what I'm saying? The
14:45
Speaker 3: boy got two teeth now. He's dangerous. He's out here nibbling.
14:48
Speaker 1: He's armed and dangerous.
14:49
Speaker 3: Every time you hold him, he wants to nibble on
14:50
Speaker 3: the shoulder. So that's fun. Pooking the goon. Literally. Pooking
14:55
Speaker 3: the goon. While we were sitting and waiting, I just
14:57
Speaker 3: got a call from Big E. She called me. She
14:59
Speaker 3: was like, are you starting?
15:01
Speaker 2: I'm like, no.
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Speaker 4: She's like, well, I just gave this boy some chicken,
15:04
Speaker 4: like a little piece of chicken. And he decided to
15:06
Speaker 4: just house the whole piece.
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Speaker 3: And give me a heart attack.
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Speaker 5: That's his daddy's side.
15:11
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that may or may not be my side.
15:15
Speaker 3: That may or may not be unregulation when it comes
15:18
Speaker 3: to food. Don't know where he got that from. Weird.
15:23
Speaker 3: Weird kid. Don't know how to control yourself when good
15:26
Speaker 3: food's around? Like that kid that's taking all the food. Chill.
15:32
Speaker 3: Chill out, baby.
15:34
Speaker 4: Bro, because now we started him with these teething crackers
15:37
Speaker 4: and these little organic, he liked these little peach pick
15:43
Speaker 4: me sticks or whatever they're called.
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Speaker 3: And he's just housing it. I'm like, bro, you got to.
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Speaker 3: It's yours, bro. It's yours. I ain't taking it from you,
15:52
Speaker 3: but let me get a little piece. Yeah, see? Exactly.
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Speaker 3: All those fucking baby snacks taste like nothing, neither. I'm like, damn, man.
16:01
Speaker 3: A little seasoning on that bit. That's enough for a baby.
16:04
Speaker 3: That baby food be nasty as shit, bro. Yeah, it's disgusting.
16:08
Speaker 3: That shit is horrible.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not great.
16:11
Speaker 3: Baby food in general? Baby food? Get some sweet potato.
16:14
Speaker 3: It'll be all right. Hell no. Man, I... What the
16:17
Speaker 3: fuck I had at that baby shower? I think I
16:19
Speaker 3: had peas. Bro, I almost threw that shit up. Peas
16:21
Speaker 3: are disgusting. Yeah. Peas are good. Peas are good. You
16:23
Speaker 3: don't like peas? No, like mushed peas. Oh, I'm not.
16:26
Speaker 3: Like peas in general? I mean, mushed peas. No, peas
16:28
Speaker 3: are fine, but mushed peas are generally disgusting. No, no, no.
16:31
Speaker 3: I mean, if it's a whole pea and you mush it,
16:33
Speaker 3: the flavor shouldn't change. It's different. It's different. That flavor
16:35
Speaker 3: was absolutely disgusting to like, I literally almost gagged. I'm like,
16:38
Speaker 3: this isn't a pea.
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Speaker 5: It's because it's a different ratio because you got all mush.
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Speaker 3: Texture factors into the taste a little bit. Sure, but
16:48
Speaker 3: not that much to the point where I'm about to
16:50
Speaker 3: throw up. If somebody blended a pizza, I think I'd-
16:54
Speaker 3: They might have just made peas. Because honestly, that probably
16:58
Speaker 3: is unseasoned peas. That's probably just peas. I've had fresh
17:01
Speaker 3: frozen peas.
17:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, fresh frozen peas.
17:03
Speaker 3: It wasn't like that. I promise y'all. Go buy- The
17:06
Speaker 3: skin makes it better. Store peas taste better than baby peas.
17:11
Speaker 3: Are we going to try baby food? We're going to
17:12
Speaker 3: try some baby food. I knew it. We're going to
17:14
Speaker 3: try some baby food. He likes to torture us. I
17:16
Speaker 3: got it. I like to torture you. This man bought
17:18
Speaker 3: stink bug jelly beans. We need to bring those back.
17:20
Speaker 3: At least you get nutrition with the baby food. You're
17:22
Speaker 3: trying to link us up to get a period simulator.
17:26
Speaker 3: That was actually... Yeah, you're trying to attach it to
17:29
Speaker 3: my goose. Yeah, right. He's trying to shock him. He's
17:33
Speaker 3: going to shock my goose because he's like, ah, biggie
17:35
Speaker 3: came first, so you got to feel the same thing.
17:37
Speaker 3: Like both of y'all. I don't give a damn. I
17:39
Speaker 3: got to tell somebody because I'm stitching.
17:41
Speaker 5: Hey, before I get abused, you're trying to hurt us.
17:45
Speaker 3: Because that one can't hold water, right? I can't hold water. Like,
17:48
Speaker 3: shut up.
17:49
Speaker 1: I can't hold water, but he's trying to hurt us.
17:50
Speaker 3: Like, so now when the video come out, motherfuckers going
17:53
Speaker 3: to be like, oh, we knew that was like, shut up.
17:55
Speaker 3: He's trying to physically hurt me. You'll be all right.
17:58
Speaker 3: Cut it out then. You'll be okay. And the thing is,
18:01
Speaker 3: I'm not going to hurt you. It's going to be
18:03
Speaker 3: your girlfriend that's hurting you. Fuck that.
18:07
Speaker 4: This is when I'm putting the seat down, dirty ass.
18:10
Speaker 2: But I have a question for you.
18:14
Speaker 3: 10,000 gigawatts. See, that's the thing about those simulators. They
18:22
Speaker 3: got different pieces. Different pieces.
18:26
Speaker 5: So when that stimulates, they stimulate in different pieces.
18:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:30
Speaker 6: Deep in the balls.
18:35
Speaker 3: You fucking hoes don't have a sack. Yeah, man. You
18:37
Speaker 3: don't know the feeling of your balls.
18:39
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know.
18:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my balls doing that. Oh. Yeah, y'all talking
18:42
Speaker 3: about period cancer. Oh, my God. Have you ever, like, had, like,
18:45
Speaker 3: your knee not feel funny? Yeah. You never sat on
18:49
Speaker 3: your ovaries. Yeah, you never... You ever, like... We sat
18:52
Speaker 3: on your ovaries. It's weird, man. What are you talking about?
19:00
Speaker 3: Mike said, you ever had a hangnail? Like a real
19:04
Speaker 3: bad one? Like what? He said, these bitches never poke
19:07
Speaker 3: themselves in the eye. And it shows. You never had
19:10
Speaker 3: a toothache. You never bit the inside of your cheek
19:12
Speaker 3: when you're eating. You never bit your tongue before. Complaining
19:16
Speaker 3: ass broads. You ain't never stubbed your pinky on the
19:19
Speaker 3: side of the end table. You don't know. You overreactive
19:22
Speaker 3: emotional dames. You ain't ever get a paper cut. You
19:26
Speaker 3: ever drink water and it go down the wrong pipe.
19:29
Speaker 2: Sheesh.
19:29
Speaker 3: You ever been playing a game you gotta tap the
19:31
Speaker 3: X button and that shit be hurting afterwards?
19:32
Speaker 1: You don't know that.
19:33
Speaker 3: You don't know that. They don't know that. You gotta
19:36
Speaker 3: put the stick. Oh, flicking the stick. I'm a palm guy,
19:40
Speaker 3: so if I have to, like, joystick, nah. I feel
19:42
Speaker 3: like I'm going to break it if I use the palm. Like,
19:44
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm doing too much.
19:45
Speaker 5: You got to be light.
19:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, man. If I'm being light, I'm not being fast enough. No,
19:50
Speaker 3: that's how I feel like I'm being faster. I got
19:53
Speaker 3: to be really light. If you're smooth, you're fast. Nah.
19:56
Speaker 3: It's the consistency. If it's hitting all the edges, I'm
19:58
Speaker 3: going fast. Yeah. If you have the button mash, you're
20:00
Speaker 3: not doing it with the thumb, right? You're going with
20:02
Speaker 3: the finger? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm putting the
20:05
Speaker 3: headlock down. Really? Headlock? Headlock?
20:07
Speaker 1: I hold it like sideways, X button, or whatever button.
20:10
Speaker 3: If you butt match with your thumb, you're... There's.
20:13
Speaker 1: Niggas out there that do it.
20:13
Speaker 3: You best believe. Forearm me going stupid. Those niggas writing crayon.
20:23
Speaker 3: But Mike, I actually got a Carter question for you.
20:25
Speaker 3: What's up? This has nothing to do with your body. Okay.
20:29
Speaker 3: But I actually want to... No, he's never tried to breastfeed.
20:32
Speaker 3: He never tried to... The fact that he... I think
20:36
Speaker 3: you asked that before. Have I? I think so. Why?
20:41
Speaker 3: Because I know him.
20:42
Speaker 1: Kenan, why do you even think?
20:43
Speaker 3: Because I've seen babies do it. I've seen it done
20:47
Speaker 3: on the internet. I've never seen that. Luckily, he's never
20:50
Speaker 3: tried that.
20:51
Speaker 1: On Beyonce's internet.
20:52
Speaker 3: I've seen it multiple times. No, I've seen it. Multiple times.
20:55
Speaker 3: Babies trying to get daddy's nipple. He was like, ain't
20:57
Speaker 3: no milk in here, bro. Get out of here. That's
20:59
Speaker 3: definitely a thing that has happened. Wow. But it has
21:02
Speaker 3: not happened to me. Speaking of rotund gentlemen. Did you
21:06
Speaker 3: have anything else to say? No, but damn. Speaking of
21:09
Speaker 3: Rotund Gentlemen, Drewski released a new skit. God damn. This
21:15
Speaker 3: time making fun of the Disney stars, ex-Disney-ish. Child stars.
21:20
Speaker 5: JoJo Siwa, Raven, and Orlando Brown.
21:26
Speaker 3: Good one.
21:26
Speaker 2: I would definitely say that's got to be Raven's fault
21:29
Speaker 2: that he got the inspiration for this.
21:31
Speaker 3: Because those other instances happened so long ago, I forgot.
21:36
Speaker 3: I forgot about the JoJo scene. He is killing that shit.
21:41
Speaker 2: First of all, I have to give props to Drewski
21:43
Speaker 2: for actually cutting his hair into a mohawk like that.
21:46
Speaker 3: That is... That shit goes back. I mean, he cut
21:48
Speaker 3: it off, but yeah.
21:49
Speaker 2: That is true dedication. That was more of a mohawk
21:51
Speaker 2: than what Kenan had.
21:52
Speaker 3: Definitely.
21:53
Speaker 1: That was a mohawk.
21:54
Speaker 5: 100%.
21:54
Speaker 3: Yes. For sure. That was a mohawk. Because that was
21:58
Speaker 3: a mohawk. That was a mohawk. And Kenan had a haircut.
22:01
Speaker 3: We're talking about Drewski. He had a fade. We're talking
22:03
Speaker 3: about Drewski. An unfinished fade. He had a fade with
22:07
Speaker 3: a tail at the end. No, we're talking about niggas
22:09
Speaker 3: that disappointed us. Drewski disappointed you? Because we're talking about Drewski.
22:13
Speaker 3: We'll get to that in a minute. No, we were
22:15
Speaker 3: already here. So we don't need to veer off. Let's
22:17
Speaker 3: go back to Drewski. Doesn't matter. We'll get to him
22:19
Speaker 3: disappointing us in a minute. We're talking about the skit now.
22:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
22:22
Speaker 3: So let's stay on the skit. Okay. Good skit. That
22:25
Speaker 3: was pretty funny. To me, it was one of those
22:29
Speaker 3: skits where it might have been too literal.
22:32
Speaker 4: It was like a one-for-one, just a reenactment of what.
22:37
Speaker 3: The instances from each of those people. He had a
22:40
Speaker 3: couple dramatic sides to him.
22:41
Speaker 4: His other skits where it's like a drama, I don't know.
22:45
Speaker 3: This one just, it was.
22:46
Speaker 1: Good, but it was really on the nose.
22:49
Speaker 3: It was. Yeah, I'm talking about you. I mean, like
22:50
Speaker 3: the part where he was in the- It was real obvious.
22:53
Speaker 3: The part when he was- We know exactly who I'm
22:55
Speaker 3: talking about. Oh, yeah. And you did the exact, like
22:58
Speaker 3: you- Yeah. Okay. He ate the microphone. But when he
23:00
Speaker 3: was in the Chuck E. Cheese- And he's trying to
23:02
Speaker 3: talk to the little girl. He's like, bet that, bet that.
23:04
Speaker 3: He's like, fuck you doing with my kids? He's like,
23:07
Speaker 3: bet that, bet that, bet that, bet that. Stay right there.
23:10
Speaker 3: Stay right there.
23:11
Speaker 5: But I think it can't be dramatized. I guess he
23:14
Speaker 5: didn't dramatize it too much because what they're already doing
23:17
Speaker 5: is so ridiculous.
23:17
Speaker 3: It's so ridiculous. It's like, what can you do that's
23:20
Speaker 3: more ridiculous than what they're doing? Everything I see, I suck. Like,
23:24
Speaker 3: come on, man. All you gotta do.
23:29
Speaker 1: Is redo that.
23:30
Speaker 3: Close your eyes. Yeah.
23:31
Speaker 1: Even like the whole Raven-Symoné thing.
23:33
Speaker 3: He said, were they black? It would have been better
23:38
Speaker 3: if you would have referred to Raven's wife in the
23:40
Speaker 3: skit as Raven's wife. Because nobody knows her name. And
23:43
Speaker 3: we're only going to refer to her.
23:46
Speaker 1: As Raven's wife. He was like, are you black? And
23:48
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm gay.
23:49
Speaker 3: I'm gay. That was good. That was good.
23:54
Speaker 1: Nah, that was good. But then, you know, he had to.
23:58
Speaker 3: Go ahead and ruin it. Yeah, go ahead and ruin it.
24:03
Speaker 4: So, Drewski, hot off his latest skit, he put out
24:09
Speaker 4: a promotion for, I guess.
24:11
Speaker 3: The Old Heads audition. Old Heads audition. Oh, that's what
24:14
Speaker 3: we're talking about? Yeah. Okay, I've seen that.
24:16
Speaker 4: With one Sacha Baron Cohen. If you don't know who
24:19
Speaker 4: Sacha Baron Cohen is, that.
24:21
Speaker 3: Is Borat, Bruno... Ali G. Ali G from HBO. He
24:28
Speaker 3: did the movie The Dictator.
24:31
Speaker 4: So he does those movies where he does a character
24:34
Speaker 4: and he does real situation comedy where he just kind
24:37
Speaker 4: of like guerrilla, interact with people in the wild and
24:41
Speaker 4: do all types of nut shit.
24:42
Speaker 3: Like IRL streamer before IRL streamer. No, dead ass, really.
24:45
Speaker 4: Like, you know, yep, yep, like jackass and all that,
24:49
Speaker 4: but more not stunty.
24:52
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:53
Speaker 2: I mean, it was just more like. Prank, I guess
24:55
Speaker 2: you could say.
24:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of prankish, yeah. With IRL streaming before IRL streaming,
24:59
Speaker 3: I was disagreeing.
25:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:03
Speaker 4: But what a lot of people don't know about Sacha
25:05
Speaker 4: Baron Cohen is he is a very hardcore Zionist, outspoken,
25:13
Speaker 4: and I looked into it. If I looked into it,
25:17
Speaker 4: I watched a couple TikToks.
25:19
Speaker 3: That's all you need.
25:23
Speaker 4: When he did his movie Bruno, he did a thing
25:27
Speaker 4: where he invited a Palestinian activist on to interview him.
25:34
Speaker 3: Hold on.
25:34
Speaker 4: First of all, he notedly documented work with the CIA
25:41
Speaker 4: to find a quote unquote terrorist to.
25:44
Speaker 3: Be in this Bruno movie.
25:45
Speaker 4: So while he's as Bruno, I guess he invites a
25:48
Speaker 4: Palestinian activist. To come on the show and it made
25:52
Speaker 4: it seem like he was a terrorist.
25:54
Speaker 3: Like, in the way they asked for it. Bruno himself
25:57
Speaker 3: or the other person? Bruno. Bruno tried to make the
26:00
Speaker 3: Palestinian activists look like a terrorist. Oh, okay.
26:04
Speaker 4: Just by, like, the framing of how it was filmed
26:06
Speaker 4: and all this stuff, tried to make it look like
26:08
Speaker 4: a terrorist.
26:08
Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
26:09
Speaker 3: And then they tried to make him, like, I guess
26:11
Speaker 3: try to get him to, quote, unquote, kidnap him. Okay.
26:15
Speaker 3: For the plot of the movie or whatever. Okay. Or
26:16
Speaker 3: just for something in the movie. Mm-hmm.
26:18
Speaker 4: And the guy was really upset because he was like
26:21
Speaker 4: a Christian, Palestinian activist. I mean, the Christian thing really
26:24
Speaker 4: doesn't matter.
26:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make a difference. Yeah, yeah.
26:27
Speaker 4: But he was a Palestinian activist. He thought he was
26:29
Speaker 4: coming on to be interviewed about life in Gaza because
26:32
Speaker 4: he went to actually to occupy Gaza to find this man.
26:37
Speaker 4: And he thought he was operating in good faith to
26:40
Speaker 4: talk about Palestinian life and the lives of Palestinian children.
26:44
Speaker 4: But he was basically used as this prop.
26:47
Speaker 3: Right.
26:49
Speaker 4: On behalf of Sacha Baron Cohen, with help from the CIA.
26:53
Speaker 4: And this is actually documented that the CIA actually helped
26:56
Speaker 4: him do this.
26:58
Speaker 3: Which is very wild.
26:59
Speaker 4: Which is very, like, I thought we had better shit
27:01
Speaker 4: to do. Lioness, that was not in Lioness.
27:04
Speaker 3: Nope. That is not. I'm sure it wasn't. That's not
27:07
Speaker 3: what Zoe Saldana was doing with CIA resources. Just fucking
27:11
Speaker 3: with fucking HBO actors. Anyway. Anyway.
27:16
Speaker 4: So apparently, and apparently the dude, even though he was
27:18
Speaker 4: being like spoofed until people told him after and like, yo,
27:21
Speaker 4: why would you do this? And then he saw, went
27:23
Speaker 4: on the show and saw he was like being fleeced.
27:25
Speaker 3: So this is who we're dealing with here. And mind you,
27:28
Speaker 3: these movies have come out. Years ago. When did Borat
27:33
Speaker 3: come out? We were in high school, maybe? I don't
27:35
Speaker 3: think that man's put out a movie since probably like, what, 2015, 2016?
27:37
Speaker 3: He has. He has? He has. He put out a
27:41
Speaker 3: second Borat. He put a second Borat out? Yeah. Yeah,
27:44
Speaker 3: he put out a second Borat. Like, I want to
27:45
Speaker 3: say within the last six or seven years. Probably six years, maybe. Yeah.
27:50
Speaker 5: I mean, he's had other movies that were those type
27:53
Speaker 5: of movies, but.
27:54
Speaker 4: But he hasn't been a real, like, big thing probably
27:56
Speaker 4: since Bruno, maybe, or the Dictator.
27:58
Speaker 2: This is pretty much the first time we've heard his
28:00
Speaker 2: name since the last movie he put out.
28:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
28:03
Speaker 4: And so, you know, he did a collab with him,
28:05
Speaker 4: and people were like, because we know who he is
28:09
Speaker 4: and how he stands, people were pointing that out in
28:12
Speaker 4: the comments section of the post that Drewski posted on Instagram.
28:15
Speaker 4: Said like, hey man, why are you working with this Zionist?
28:17
Speaker 4: He's a hardcore Zionist. People were saying, free Palestine in
28:19
Speaker 4: the comments. And it has been noticed that You cannot
28:24
Speaker 4: comment free Palestine on this post. It's blocked from being commented.
28:30
Speaker 4: You can't use the word Zionist or Zionism in the comments.
28:34
Speaker 4: This has been blocked. And obviously, this has been blocked
28:37
Speaker 4: by Drewson from his page. And this is how I
28:42
Speaker 4: knew it was a serious thing. Because when I first
28:45
Speaker 4: saw it, it was on that Twitter page, Keep Sick Solid.
28:50
Speaker 3: That means it's serious? To me, because it's a Drake
28:53
Speaker 3: fan page, right? Uh-huh. And you know, they're like... He's
28:56
Speaker 3: like real clicked up with the Drake thing, so it's like... Oh, Drewski. Yeah, Drewski.
29:00
Speaker 3: So it's like, oh, if they're calling him out, this
29:03
Speaker 3: is some... You know what I'm saying? Like... I mean, yeah,
29:06
Speaker 3: it could be. Or they might be anti-Zionist people. Shout
29:11
Speaker 3: out to them. You know what I mean? But, you know,
29:13
Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. Like, it supersedes a fandom thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:17
Speaker 3: And so, yeah, apparently.
29:19
Speaker 4: You know, they're pointing that out and he's getting heat
29:21
Speaker 4: and apparently he deleted it.
29:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, that post is gone because I believe, I don't
29:26
Speaker 2: even know if they've deleted it just because the event
29:28
Speaker 2: happened already.
29:29
Speaker 1: I don't even know when it happened.
29:31
Speaker 3: Possibly. Oh, that's a nice out to have. Yeah, it is.
29:34
Speaker 1: But either way, I know it wasn't up that long.
29:36
Speaker 3: It was like a one-day thing. Like, oh, this is
29:37
Speaker 3: happening today.
29:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like that's not some accident. It's something
29:41
Speaker 4: that he or his team or Bo said basically orchestrated
29:46
Speaker 4: that you can't comment this and eliminated those types of comments,
29:50
Speaker 4: which just.
29:51
Speaker 3: Leads me to just.
29:53
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
29:54
Speaker 2: I was going to say it's funnier because... Not even funny.
29:57
Speaker 2: It's ironic because... People have already been kind of saying like, yo, Drewski,
30:01
Speaker 2: you've made fun of everyone.
30:04
Speaker 1: But not everyone.
30:07
Speaker 3: Mega churches, white Christians, black Hebrew Israelites. Trailer trash, white people. Muslims.
30:16
Speaker 3: We're so close. We're right there. Like brushing up against it.
30:20
Speaker 2: The only thing he didn't make fun of was the
30:23
Speaker 2: niggas that were coming out the sewer.
30:25
Speaker 3: And I hate that. I hate, and this is what
30:27
Speaker 3: I don't.
30:29
Speaker 4: Like to point these things out, but you kind of
30:31
Speaker 4: have to because this is the same talking point that
30:35
Speaker 4: a lot of actual anti-Semites are like, hey, look, he's
30:40
Speaker 4: not making fun of the you. You know what I'm saying?
30:44
Speaker 4: But it's like, you, that I don't care about as much.
30:48
Speaker 4: I don't care about that because that's, we're getting into nasty, murky, those.
30:53
Speaker 3: Type of wars and I don't care for that. Unproductive.
30:56
Speaker 3: But when that compounded with This incident? Yeah.
31:01
Speaker 1: A little shaky.
31:02
Speaker 3: A little weird. A little weird. You are on watch.
31:05
Speaker 4: You are now on official watch, Drewski.
31:08
Speaker 3: You're on official watch right now. And also, like, if
31:12
Speaker 3: I want to put my koofy on for a second. Where? Oh,
31:15
Speaker 3: there it is. And I don't, you know what I'm saying? Reptar.
31:17
Speaker 3: I don't know, man. Oh, no. It's looking funny. This
31:20
Speaker 3: compounded with, I don't know. Do y'all remember?
31:22
Speaker 4: It's something with this whole movement.
31:26
Speaker 3: And I'm talking about the Z movement. The Z Fighters?
31:30
Speaker 3: The Z Fighters.
31:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Z Fighters and these internet comedians is a
31:35
Speaker 4: little weird. Do y'all remember when fucking, not Drewski, what's
31:41
Speaker 4: that nigga?
31:42
Speaker 3: Desi Banks? Yes. They looked into his records and they
31:45
Speaker 3: found out he was.
31:46
Speaker 4: Like a Mossad agent, asset or something like that.
31:53
Speaker 3: His company was linked to advertising. It was very... Very odd.
31:58
Speaker 2: I think it was on the same level as how
32:01
Speaker 2: KD was connected with him.
32:03
Speaker 4: I'm going to put my Koofy half on for this.
32:05
Speaker 4: This is a running theory. But if I see one
32:08
Speaker 4: more prominent internet comedian.
32:12
Speaker 3: With those ties, it goes fully on. Fair enough. So
32:17
Speaker 3: we're on Koofy watch for right now. All right? We're
32:21
Speaker 3: on tilt watch. Keep that on note. We're on a
32:23
Speaker 3: 10-4 Koofy watch on that one. Mm-hmm. But yeah, Drewski
32:30
Speaker 3: not cool. Not cool, Drew. Yeah, why didn't you make
32:33
Speaker 3: a skit about it? Them niggas was coming out. How
32:35
Speaker 3: don't you make a skit about that? That is hilarious.
32:41
Speaker 3: You don't want to affect the money.
32:42
Speaker 2: Can you imagine Drewski just dancing with, I can literally
32:45
Speaker 2: see him.
32:46
Speaker 3: With the full outfit on. It's going to affect what
32:48
Speaker 3: the hat is. I'll never forget those posts where it
32:51
Speaker 3: was a nigga on Twitter talking about, I hear something
32:55
Speaker 3: under my... I hear shit, and I think it's people
32:57
Speaker 3: under my... And I hear people singing. I hear people singing. No,
33:00
Speaker 3: he said, I hear people speaking in Yiddish. In Yiddish, specifically.
33:04
Speaker 3: Underneath my floors. That nigga's running up there crazy. And
33:07
Speaker 3: then it came out, and he was like, sing! I
33:11
Speaker 3: know you gotta be thinking you're going... That shit, bro.
33:14
Speaker 3: And no pun intended, that shit literally got swept under
33:16
Speaker 3: the rug. No. Literally. Bro, it's footage of them coming, like,
33:22
Speaker 3: acting like it's not that they're coming out the sewers.
33:25
Speaker 3: If they're coming out the sewers acting like they just
33:28
Speaker 3: walked down the subway. They're coming out the sewers clean. Like,
33:30
Speaker 3: they're coming out the subway. They're coming out the sewers
33:32
Speaker 3: clean and pristine. Like, there's nothing down there. If any
33:36
Speaker 3: other group of people were doing that, like... The SWAT
33:40
Speaker 3: would have been down there. And then they had mad
33:42
Speaker 3: kids down there just like, oh. We're chilling. Kids got lost.
33:45
Speaker 3: So they had to look for these niggas in the sewers.
33:49
Speaker 3: And we're not talking about niggas in the sewers. No,
33:52
Speaker 3: I won't. Huh? It's weird. I almost said something crazy.
33:57
Speaker 3: And this is why it's not fun to discuss it.
34:02
Speaker 3: Because there is such a fine line between pointing out
34:07
Speaker 3: an obvious disparity and then anti- Not even just them
34:14
Speaker 3: calling that, but what it is. Because a lot of
34:17
Speaker 3: those people who are that use these same talking points
34:21
Speaker 3: for evil. That's what's tricky about it.
34:24
Speaker 4: Because you'll see somebody that's just genuinely a good person,
34:29
Speaker 4: not even a good person, that just doesn't mean that, saying,
34:32
Speaker 4: hey man, I'm noticing you're targeting a lot of groups
34:36
Speaker 4: and you haven't targeted one. But them same Nazis on
34:39
Speaker 4: the other side will be like, See, we're not.
34:41
Speaker 3: Talking about, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, of course.
34:43
Speaker 3: This is why they run the world. Yeah, there's a
34:46
Speaker 3: snowball in there. Yeah, like. It's true, though. Slow down, partner. Yeah. Like, ah. So. Yeah,
34:56
Speaker 3: I know.
34:56
Speaker 1: It gets a little sticky.
34:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I wish this same type
35:00
Speaker 3: of care was taken. Hey, man. It's never going to
35:04
Speaker 3: be that way. That's what I'm just saying. You know
35:06
Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Got to put it out in my head.
35:08
Speaker 3: I'm saying black man. Unfortunately, Q was right. What can
35:12
Speaker 3: we say? If we would have been getting out of
35:14
Speaker 3: the sewers, they would have dropped the gas bomb and
35:16
Speaker 3: then closed the lid. There would be no more sewers.
35:18
Speaker 3: Everybody hold their poops. Everybody dump their poops in the trash.
35:22
Speaker 1: That's what I said. They would have threw some down there.
35:24
Speaker 3: They would have threw it and just stood on top
35:27
Speaker 3: of the manhole. No, there would be a... A police
35:31
Speaker 3: sewer division. A police sewer division. Police will be running
35:35
Speaker 3: beats down the sewers. Like in Dark Knight Rises, running
35:39
Speaker 3: up in the sewers. This is like, yeah, I have
35:40
Speaker 3: a beat between the sewers between 33rd and 38th. Yeah.
35:46
Speaker 3: I would have been less surprised if somebody was like, oh,
35:47
Speaker 3: we found the Ninja Turtles down there. A bit of
35:50
Speaker 3: police brutality in the sewers. Nah, we got a classroom
35:54
Speaker 3: of young. Oh.
35:57
Speaker 5: It's pretty much going to be over by the time
35:58
Speaker 5: this comes out, but happy Hispanic Heritage Month.
36:00
Speaker 3: Yeah. Shout out. Forgot to say it at the start
36:03
Speaker 3: of September 15th. We love you guys. Yeah. Shout out
36:06
Speaker 3: to y'all. Except for the ones that say nigga. We
36:07
Speaker 3: don't love y'all. Except if you're black. Except if you're black.
36:10
Speaker 1: You can be Afro-Latina.
36:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very true. That's right. You know which ones
36:15
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. My nigga? Them niggas? Yeah, no. If
36:21
Speaker 3: it's my nigga? I'm talking to my nigga. That's my nigga.
36:26
Speaker 3: Not you. Not the Eggers out there. Not you, my soul. Edgar?
36:31
Speaker 5: What was the other name?
36:32
Speaker 1: Shout out to all of them.
36:33
Speaker 3: Eduardo. Eduardo. Edwin. Yeah. Edwin.
36:37
Speaker 4: A lot of Edwins like that. I've known a lot
36:39
Speaker 4: of Edwins that like to get that nigga off.
36:41
Speaker 1: Yep.
36:42
Speaker 3: All right, relax. They always have like a fucking goatee
36:49
Speaker 3: and nothing else. Calm the fuck down, Edwin. Did you see.
36:53
Speaker 5: potential advancements in freaky technology.
36:58
Speaker 3: No.
36:59
Speaker 5: So I saw this, maybe it was, maybe I got poo-craved,
37:02
Speaker 5: I don't know. But it was a, pretty much like
37:06
Speaker 5: the future of FaceTime, possibly.
37:08
Speaker 3: I'll bet.
37:09
Speaker 5: And it was like a hologram, but for like AI goggles,
37:14
Speaker 5: or not, VR goggles.
37:16
Speaker 3: Okay. And do like a voice chat, but a full body. Jarvis? Jarvis.
37:21
Speaker 3: But not Jarvis. Jarvis. But Jarvis, just like a VR call,
37:25
Speaker 3: but a full body hologram. So it's like, what can
37:28
Speaker 3: you use this for? Freaky deaky FaceTime. Porn. Really? So
37:33
Speaker 3: you're just cracking a hologram? Not even cracking a hologram.
37:35
Speaker 3: You're just talking to it.
37:36
Speaker 1: A hologram just in front of you doing it?
37:37
Speaker 3: Yeah. Doing stuff?
37:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
37:39
Speaker 3: I think that's been out for a while. Huh? I
37:41
Speaker 3: think that's been out for a while.
37:42
Speaker 1: I ain't never heard no shit like that.
37:43
Speaker 3: No, like in your room. Yeah, I think that's been
37:45
Speaker 3: out for a while. AR hologram? And you attach one
37:49
Speaker 3: to the little... automated john so that it's actually like
37:52
Speaker 3: you're or we just looking at a hologram masturbating.
37:58
Speaker 5: Possibly what do you mean maybe you're more up on
38:01
Speaker 5: this yeah what are.
38:02
Speaker 3: You talking about the attachments and shit what's going on
38:05
Speaker 3: i've never seen that.
38:06
Speaker 2: I've seen i've heard like the bluetooth stuff right i've
38:08
Speaker 2: seen the video i don't have.
38:11
Speaker 3: That yeah like the his and hers are them should
38:14
Speaker 3: be dumb expensive i'm not so you looked into this Yeah,
38:20
Speaker 3: I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen the retail prices.
38:23
Speaker 3: I've priced it out. I've checked the catalogs. I may
38:26
Speaker 3: or may not have made a Klorner account. I was like,
38:28
Speaker 3: I'll put it in my cart.
38:29
Speaker 6: No, no, I never put it in the cart, but
38:31
Speaker 6: like you never just.
38:31
Speaker 3: Price revealed it in cart. Just seen something and be like, oh,
38:34
Speaker 3: I wonder how much that costs. No, let's see your
38:36
Speaker 3: Amazon cart right now. Okay. I mean, you know. Ain't
38:40
Speaker 3: shit in there. You gotta check the cart and you
38:42
Speaker 3: gotta scroll down to see the save for later.
38:44
Speaker 1: You got a free Amazon cart, Keenan?
38:45
Speaker 3: No, not at all.
38:47
Speaker 1: I don't think I have any.
38:47
Speaker 3: No, that's at least one sex item in your cart.
38:49
Speaker 3: In my cart? No. That's crazy. In my bought items?
38:52
Speaker 3: A lot of them. Okay. Give me your cart right now.
38:56
Speaker 3: Do not give him your cart. Cock ring Keenan over here.
39:01
Speaker 3: He said that. Within the past few months. All clips.
39:04
Speaker 1: In the past few months?
39:05
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:05
Speaker 1: A cock ring?
39:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:07
Speaker 1: It's like a vibration.
39:09
Speaker 3: I got different sizes. Yeah. Hold on.
39:13
Speaker 1: A cock ring?
39:14
Speaker 3: No. I'm saying different sizes. The floor is yours.
39:18
Speaker 1: I have never.
39:19
Speaker 3: No, I'm good. Because we don't have to. Yeah, you
39:22
Speaker 3: know what? In the spirit of Michael and his new
39:26
Speaker 3: holding of order, I'm going to. That's not. No, Keenan volunteered.
39:30
Speaker 3: I didn't volunteer anything. I just said yes.
39:32
Speaker 1: He gave you a boat just now.
39:33
Speaker 3: I'm going to table the cock ring discussion and to
39:37
Speaker 3: transition it to other things, even though I really want
39:40
Speaker 3: to tackle the cock ring thing. We're going to just pivot.
39:43
Speaker 3: You don't have any cock rings, right? No, I don't
39:44
Speaker 3: have any cock rings. I'm afraid of devices. I'm afraid
39:48
Speaker 3: of attaching things to myself. I'm afraid of devices. I
39:49
Speaker 3: don't even like sleeping with my phone next to my head.
39:52
Speaker 3: I don't get comfortable sleeping with my earbuds at night.
39:55
Speaker 3: I'm not attaching them. What do you think a fucking
39:57
Speaker 3: cock ring is doing to you? I'm squeezing my shit.
40:00
Speaker 4: The only thing I want to squeeze my shit is
40:01
Speaker 4: Gucci and my hand.
40:03
Speaker 3: Or her hand. Or her hand. Or her hand. Or
40:06
Speaker 3: anything she got for that, man. Anything on her body. Silicone. Silicone, plastic, metal,
40:12
Speaker 3: I don't know. The metal ones, I don't get how
40:14
Speaker 3: people do the metal ones. The metal ones, that shit
40:16
Speaker 3: is actually asinine to me. Is it food grade silicone?
40:18
Speaker 3: You're getting it. I don't know. Have you used it? No,
40:20
Speaker 3: because I don't get how people could even.
40:22
Speaker 1: Must have done the Titan?
40:24
Speaker 3: No, it's metal. The shit don't stretch. So, like, you
40:27
Speaker 3: really got to force your shit up in there.
40:29
Speaker 1: That's the fun part, I guess.
40:31
Speaker 3: No. So, you got to slip it in soft and then. No. Obviously. No. No.
40:37
Speaker 3: You see, because. Trying to put a cock ring on
40:39
Speaker 3: while your heart is hard. Because that's the way it is. Exactly. So,
40:45
Speaker 3: trying to do a metal joint, yeah, you definitely got
40:47
Speaker 3: to be soft. Does it, like, connect to your phone? Nah.
40:51
Speaker 3: It's just a cell phone. The vibrating Bluetooth cochrane. You
40:55
Speaker 3: got LED lights on it. Nah, I'm not vibrating. 10,000 gigawatts.
41:00
Speaker 3: That's the name of the episode, right? 10,000 gigawatts. 10,000 gigawatts.
41:15
Speaker 3: straight to the tank. Yeah, no, that's exactly what it
41:18
Speaker 3: sounds like. I don't know, man.
41:19
Speaker 2: That sounds like, that's too stimulating for me.
41:22
Speaker 3: I would be overstimulated. That's too much. That's the purpose.
41:26
Speaker 1: That's too much.
41:26
Speaker 3: That's the purpose.
41:27
Speaker 2: I feel like I would start to lose sensitivity. Yeah,
41:30
Speaker 2: that's actually, I'm frying my dick.
41:32
Speaker 3: It's supposed to like, it longs into session. So you
41:35
Speaker 3: last longer. Oh, really? Yeah.
41:37
Speaker 1: But then it's like, you can only, don't you come
41:39
Speaker 1: dependent on it?
41:40
Speaker 3: No. You don't do it. I don't wear it everyday. Dang.
41:44
Speaker 3: It's not like I'm just waking up in the morning.
41:45
Speaker 3: He's wearing one right now. Like, what do you mean
41:48
Speaker 3: be dependent on it?
41:49
Speaker 2: I mean, dependent on it, like, all right, if I'm
41:52
Speaker 2: going to have sex, I need my cock ring.
41:53
Speaker 3: Like, no. Let me get my ring. It's like going
41:57
Speaker 3: to play football. I need my mouthpiece. Like, I just
42:00
Speaker 3: got to have it. Not at all. It's like going
42:03
Speaker 3: to play basketball, but you don't got basketball sneakers. Is
42:06
Speaker 3: it like having basketball sneakers, would it help you more? Yeah,
42:09
Speaker 3: but you don't need to have basketball sneakers. Keenan summons
42:12
Speaker 3: his cock ring like the Green Lantern. Yeah. And darkest
42:17
Speaker 3: day and horniest night. Hey, man, sometimes you just need
42:21
Speaker 3: a little extra. I use this cock ring with all
42:23
Speaker 3: my might. Charge it up. I wish I may. I
42:26
Speaker 3: wish I might. Use this cock ring to fuck all night.
42:33
Speaker 3: And he floats up my dick. That is so vanilla.
42:40
Speaker 3: That is so vanilla. Coppering? Yes, that is so vanilla.
42:46
Speaker 3: That is so vanilla, bro. You kind of approved a
42:48
Speaker 3: little bit. How? Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
42:50
Speaker 3: It's that couch. It's that couch. You've used one before. No,
43:03
Speaker 3: I have not. You've never used one before? I mean,
43:05
Speaker 3: I would try it out, but... There you go. There
43:07
Speaker 3: you go. So, it's not a couch thing. It's a huge...
43:09
Speaker 3: Would you try one?
43:11
Speaker 2: Never.
43:11
Speaker 3: Would you? Yeah, I would. Yeah. I don't know why
43:17
Speaker 3: that sounds so naive. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I would. Yeah,
43:20
Speaker 3: I would. It's also in a cart. No way. Nah, man.
43:22
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
43:24
Speaker 1: I never even.
43:25
Speaker 3: It's literally never crossed my mind. I keep saying all
43:29
Speaker 3: the time, I need to add more spice to y'all's section.
43:31
Speaker 4: You just beware. You just have a lot of spice.
43:34
Speaker 4: You're like Ghost Pepper.
43:37
Speaker 3: You're just like Spice Girl. Using a Hitachi on your balls.
43:40
Speaker 3: It's like, y'all remember the, what was that Tyler Perry movie? Temptation? No.
43:45
Speaker 3: What's the Temptation? No, not Temptation. The one where... The
43:49
Speaker 3: one where the woman was struggling. No. No. She wasn't struggling.
43:55
Speaker 3: Evil dark-skinned man.
43:56
Speaker 5: Actually, no.
43:57
Speaker 3: She's on the Evil Dark-Skinned Man. It was the one
44:00
Speaker 3: with Lance Gross and the... Gross? Yeah, that's Temptation. Jesse...
44:05
Speaker 3: The girl. The girl, Smollett. What's her name? Yes, Temptation.
44:09
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian wasn't in that movie. Yes, she was. Was she?
44:12
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she was in that.
44:14
Speaker 3: She was in that.
44:14
Speaker 1: And it's Gross.
44:15
Speaker 3: His last name is Gross. Gross. But yeah, so she
44:20
Speaker 3: left Lance because Lance only wanted... She was over there
44:23
Speaker 3: trying to do some kitchen sex. And he's like, nah,
44:26
Speaker 3: let's go in the bedroom and do it properly. And
44:28
Speaker 3: she's like, the fuck? Like, nah, nigga. Like, I want
44:31
Speaker 3: to make fucking... And then she went too extreme and
44:33
Speaker 3: she got fucked in the butt. And she got ate.
44:34
Speaker 3: In a sex den. Tyler Perry, what's good with you, man?
44:40
Speaker 3: You know what I think we should see? We should
44:43
Speaker 3: add to the watch list, obviously, that anti-Muslim Ben Shapiro movie. Also,
44:49
Speaker 3: that Doing Life Tyler Perry, John. You should watch Precious.
44:55
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that. I've never seen that movie either.
44:58
Speaker 3: We might have to watch it. You've never seen it either?
45:00
Speaker 3: We don't need to be depressed. What's Doing Life, though?
45:02
Speaker 4: Doing Life is a movie by Tyler Perry. Where basically
45:06
Speaker 4: the story is a lady, she's like a CO.
45:09
Speaker 3: At a prison.
45:10
Speaker 4: There's a prison riot, and I guess some of the
45:13
Speaker 4: prisoners are trying to sexually assault her.
45:16
Speaker 3: Of course. And then a guy, one of the prisoners,
45:19
Speaker 3: comes in.
45:19
Speaker 4: And basically saves her, gets beat up, gets stabbed over
45:23
Speaker 4: trying to save her, like saves her from getting assaulted.
45:26
Speaker 2: Right.
45:26
Speaker 3: Right. And then basically they find a relationship after he
45:30
Speaker 3: gets out.
45:31
Speaker 5: Man.
45:32
Speaker 3: It's about him. They don't accept him. I'm so disgusted.
45:36
Speaker 3: It's just like.
45:40
Speaker 5: This is the beacon of black film right now.
45:45
Speaker 3: This is the. He's literally just making movies because he
45:48
Speaker 3: knows people are going to watch him. That has to
45:50
Speaker 3: be it.
45:51
Speaker 4: Because he's not trying. That nigga made Uncle Joe's College Trip.
45:55
Speaker 4: I mean, he's just doing shit.
45:58
Speaker 3: That movie is actually pretty informative, but it was a
46:02
Speaker 3: bunch of nonsense.
46:02
Speaker 2: But he leans in on all of the stereotypes about him.
46:05
Speaker 3: He does. He definitely does.
46:07
Speaker 4: About black people, he's like, ah, struggle of, okay, black
46:13
Speaker 4: man in the prison complex, single mom, put it together.
46:18
Speaker 4: He has a fucking scrabble bag full of just black,
46:23
Speaker 4: stereotypes and tropes.
46:25
Speaker 3: And he picks out like three. And then he just
46:28
Speaker 3: throws a dartboard at a dart. And that's whatever costume
46:32
Speaker 3: he's going to wear for it. And then he hires
46:36
Speaker 3: Taraji to be the actor. Boy, I don't know what
46:41
Speaker 3: he got on her. This is crazy.
46:43
Speaker 2: No, she feels in debt to him because I think
46:47
Speaker 2: he was the first one to give her like a
46:49
Speaker 2: million dollars for a role or something like that. She
46:50
Speaker 2: had never made like more than six.
46:52
Speaker 3: Million for a role. That's why. I think it already
46:56
Speaker 3: came out. Doing Life? It's already on Netflix. It's out.
47:04
Speaker 3: It came out on the second. He just be doing shit, bro.
47:07
Speaker 3: He's literally just doing shit. He's literally the Quan Mills
47:10
Speaker 3: of the movie industry. Yeah.
47:11
Speaker 5: Okay.
47:12
Speaker 3: Since 2024 to 2026, it looks like he has... Probably
47:15
Speaker 3: like 12 movies.
47:15
Speaker 5: No.
47:23
Speaker 3: Just about. That's crazy. Just about. That's actually crazy. They're like,
47:29
Speaker 3: there's no way. And that's not even the TV shows, too.
47:31
Speaker 3: There's TV shows. No, exactly.
47:32
Speaker 5: There's no way you're putting out quality movies if you're
47:34
Speaker 5: putting out 12.
47:35
Speaker 3: And three years. No way. See, but the thing is,
47:39
Speaker 3: with him, there's no middleman. So he owns his own studio.
47:43
Speaker 3: So all his TV shows and movies. There are no
47:44
Speaker 3: other writers. It's just him. That's what I'm saying. There's
47:47
Speaker 3: no middleman. So he's able to go in and out.
47:49
Speaker 3: There's some others. Like, they were talking about how long
47:51
Speaker 3: it takes to shoot one of his movies. They do, like,
47:54
Speaker 3: his movies in, like, a few weeks. Like, three weeks.
47:59
Speaker 3: Because especially, like, if it's a comedy movie, the actors
48:02
Speaker 3: always talk about, like, Tyler Perry leans on improv over
48:06
Speaker 3: the script. So, like, he'll have a script, and then
48:09
Speaker 3: he'll be like... It's just a skeleton. Exactly. He'll, like,
48:12
Speaker 3: lean into, like, what you feel. So then, like... They're
48:15
Speaker 3: just going in there and just shooting off the hip
48:16
Speaker 3: a lot of the times. It's just vibes.
48:18
Speaker 5: So of the, I think, 13 movies between 24 and 26,
48:21
Speaker 5: not including Doing Life, three of them are not written
48:27
Speaker 5: and directed by him.
48:29
Speaker 3: And what are those three? Ruth and Boaz. Okay, I
48:33
Speaker 3: heard of that. No clue what that is. Tis So Sweet.
48:38
Speaker 3: Never heard of that. Set to release this year. Not
48:41
Speaker 3: out yet. And Strung.
48:47
Speaker 5: The one that was on Peacock with... I'm looking at
48:50
Speaker 5: her face. Chloe Bailey. Psychological Thriller. I actually meant to
48:56
Speaker 5: watch it, but... Yeah, random Tyler Perry slander. Yeah, I'm
49:03
Speaker 5: always good for it.
49:05
Speaker 3: Still got hood classics. Them plays go. I feel like,
49:08
Speaker 3: to be honest, he needs to get back to the
49:10
Speaker 3: plays for real. You've been saying that for years.
49:12
Speaker 2: He needs to get back to the place.
49:14
Speaker 3: There's not enough money in that. He's not doing that.
49:16
Speaker 4: Not enough money is too much work.
49:20
Speaker 3: For sure.
49:21
Speaker 5: That's for the real love of the game. That's why
49:24
Speaker 5: people do that. I feel like he might get his
49:27
Speaker 5: love back by doing a play.
49:28
Speaker 3: What I'm looking at here is money. And like not
49:32
Speaker 3: a like Medea could be in it but not a
49:37
Speaker 3: Medea-led play.
49:38
Speaker 1: He's only going to do it if Medea is leading
49:40
Speaker 1: the way.
49:41
Speaker 3: That's the money.
49:42
Speaker 4: And if he is doing it, he's not taking it
49:44
Speaker 4: across the country. He's going to do it in Atlanta
49:47
Speaker 4: maybe a few nights, and then that's it. He's not
49:50
Speaker 4: going around.
49:51
Speaker 3: He's not doing a tour. No way. No way. No. No, sir.
49:56
Speaker 3: At all. Not happening. Do we want to talk about
50:00
Speaker 3: the AI stuff real quick? Yeah, sure. Hell yeah, bro.
50:03
Speaker 3: We are killing the AI game right now. Oh, shout out. Okay.
50:06
Speaker 3: This is something I can't believe. Mm-hmm. I'm about to say.
50:10
Speaker 3: A light shout-out to AI. No, a big shout-out to AI.
50:16
Speaker 3: Why do you say that, Michael? Well, I say AI
50:19
Speaker 3: is actually.
50:21
Speaker 4: Speed-tracking the road to possible AI regulation because people are
50:26
Speaker 4: using AI for good. And there's a few examples of this. One,
50:30
Speaker 4: if you are in the Discord and you see me,
50:34
Speaker 4: I posted.
50:36
Speaker 4: Basically, this developer, what he did is he used clawed
50:39
Speaker 4: AI to pretty much deconstruct the code for all the
50:45
Speaker 4: Adobe Suite apps, like your Photoshop, Lightroom, After Effects, Premiere Pro,
50:53
Speaker 4: and basically deconstructed those and rebuilt them with AI and
50:57
Speaker 4: put them out open source for free. So basically, you
51:01
Speaker 4: have a clone of all those apps working. for free
51:04
Speaker 4: to download. And it's open source so anybody can change them,
51:06
Speaker 4: develop them, make.
51:07
Speaker 3: Tweaks, whatever. They did the same thing with Microsoft Office. Yep.
51:12
Speaker 3: Same thing with Office. Oh, really? Your Word.
51:13
Speaker 1: I didn't even say that.
51:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like replied to it. But it's like Office,
51:18
Speaker 3: you know, your Word, your Excel, PowerPoint. Nice. That's one
51:22
Speaker 3: cool thing. So, obviously, that's in response to, you know,
51:27
Speaker 3: for years now, Adobe's been doing, has switched to like
51:30
Speaker 3: a subscription service to where you download pay for the app,
51:34
Speaker 3: download it, but you still pay monthly for the service
51:38
Speaker 3: to use it. Which is insane.
51:41
Speaker 4: It's insane how many companies are using that model now
51:44
Speaker 4: because it's like, yeah, it's just nasty business.
51:48
Speaker 3: But with that, what does it lead to? The old slogan.
51:52
Speaker 4: The old classic slogan. If buying is not owning, then
51:59
Speaker 4: piracy is not stealing.
52:01
Speaker 3: Yes. And that's what's happening here. Yes.
52:04
Speaker 4: Another example of such practices is with our big pal
52:09
Speaker 4: and enemy, Sony.
52:11
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Oh, Sony. Yep, Sony fucked up. Sony fucked up.
52:17
Speaker 3: They're fucking around, and now they are in the midst
52:20
Speaker 3: of finding out.
52:20
Speaker 1: They are in that ass now.
52:21
Speaker 3: They are deep in that ass. Wait, wait, wait. I'm new, bro.
52:28
Speaker 3: I'm new. I'm a lying piece of shit. I'm a
52:31
Speaker 3: lying piece of shit. They are actually lying pieces of shit.
52:35
Speaker 3: Because while they're lying pieces of shit, for years and years,
52:39
Speaker 3: this is what these corporations do. They will piss on
52:42
Speaker 3: you and tell you it's raining and they'll play in
52:45
Speaker 3: your face. These motherfuckers for years have talked about how
52:50
Speaker 3: it is impossible for an advanced piece of technology like
52:54
Speaker 3: the PS5 to play old games like your PS3 and
53:00
Speaker 3: PS4 games because it literally, they said it was like basically.
53:04
Speaker 4: Too hard and too difficult to make these things work.
53:09
Speaker 4: But you know what you can do? That old copy
53:12
Speaker 4: of Jack and Dexter, that old copy of Skate 3,
53:15
Speaker 4: that old copy of whatever the fuck you had, that
53:18
Speaker 4: disc you had, can't work. But you know what you
53:21
Speaker 4: can do? You can go in a PS online store,
53:25
Speaker 4: buy that game digitally, and then play it. Until they
53:30
Speaker 4: decide to revoke it for whatever reason they have.
53:34
Speaker 3: To sell it again.
53:35
Speaker 4: To sell it again. Because they did it with all
53:38
Speaker 4: types of games. If they decide the game's too old
53:41
Speaker 4: and they want you to remaster, they'll just cut off
53:43
Speaker 4: the old store like they did for the PS3 and PS4,
53:48
Speaker 4: or they lose the license to some characters or whatever,
53:51
Speaker 4: and they just cut the game off and take it
53:53
Speaker 4: out your library. And basically, every game you buy digitally,
53:58
Speaker 4: you do not own, because in their terms and condition,
54:00
Speaker 4: they can revoke licenses for any reason.
54:04
Speaker 3: For anything. For anything. If they want to, they'll take
54:07
Speaker 3: the game you bought away from you. And now they're
54:11
Speaker 3: doing a movement to take away physical discs. And what
54:16
Speaker 3: coders and modders and hackers have done, they've done a
54:19
Speaker 3: number of things. There's been a jailbreak release for the PS5,
54:24
Speaker 3: which shows that basically you can take the disc from
54:27
Speaker 3: your old game, plug it in, and it plays immediately,
54:32
Speaker 3: no problem. So they were lying about that.
54:34
Speaker 4: Which is pretty much obvious, because why wouldn't this super
54:37
Speaker 4: advanced tech not play this game?
54:39
Speaker 3: Like, why wouldn't it do that? Yeah.
54:41
Speaker 4: And then, so the jailbreakers showed, like, you can download
54:46
Speaker 4: all these games for free, no problem.
54:48
Speaker 3: You can play all these games on your old disc.
54:50
Speaker 3: That's another thing.
54:52
Speaker 4: Another group of hackers have done this project called AnyPS5,
54:56
Speaker 4: where they pretty much have taken, like, the PS5 tech
55:01
Speaker 4: and made it playable through the PS... Through PC. So basically,
55:06
Speaker 4: you have a PS5 running on your PC. I think it's,
55:09
Speaker 4: I really don't know 100% of the ins and outs.
55:11
Speaker 3: It's a little bit of my technical big read. Right.
55:15
Speaker 3: It's not just an emulator, which is just, it's something.
55:18
Speaker 3: It's just a PS5. More advanced. You know what I'm saying?
55:21
Speaker 3: So there's that happening. Am I missing anything else on
55:24
Speaker 3: the Sony thing? I feel like it was something else. No, no,
55:28
Speaker 3: that's about it. So yeah, you can play the games
55:31
Speaker 3: down on PC.
55:31
Speaker 2: I was going to say, the fact that it was
55:33
Speaker 2: really easy also to download it on your PS5, like
55:36
Speaker 2: the actual store to access all those games.
55:38
Speaker 3: Not even the store, it's just the disc.
55:40
Speaker 4: They were saying like, you can't play, like that disc
55:42
Speaker 4: is not going to work because the tech is too different.
55:46
Speaker 4: And then literally they did like a small tweak in
55:49
Speaker 4: like the coding or whatever they did.
55:51
Speaker 3: They didn't do no like, break open the PS5 and
55:56
Speaker 3: change the disc reader, hack the server. They said, oh,
56:00
Speaker 3: they just... I'm hacking into the mainframe. Oh, you can
56:03
Speaker 3: just do this because they're blocking you from doing it.
56:06
Speaker 3: Because that's the way it is. Because they want you
56:08
Speaker 3: to not do it because they want you to buy
56:09
Speaker 3: these games. It's just like the last few games have
56:13
Speaker 3: been Blu-ray discs, so it's like they're all the same shit.
56:17
Speaker 3: They're just stopping after certain version.
56:21
Speaker 1: Actually, no.
56:21
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
56:22
Speaker 2: The one thing I sent you was It's a jailbreak
56:24
Speaker 2: where you can play Xbox games on your PS5.
56:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a whole separate thing.
56:28
Speaker 1: It's a two-minute video.
56:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine. I mean, that's what that is. I'm
56:33
Speaker 3: talking about PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4. You don't need to
56:38
Speaker 3: do no super jailbreak, put an emulator on it and
56:41
Speaker 3: all that stuff. It is within the capabilities of the system.
56:45
Speaker 3: They intentionally do things to block you from doing that. Yeah.
56:51
Speaker 3: So you can buy these games digitally. Same thing with cars. So, like,
56:56
Speaker 3: you know how, like, you'll have, like, different models of cars, like,
56:59
Speaker 3: will have buttons and settings that, like... So, like, if
57:04
Speaker 3: you have the space for, like, a setting in your car,
57:09
Speaker 3: you could literally just buy the piece, take that plate off,
57:13
Speaker 3: and just plug it in, and most of the time
57:15
Speaker 3: it'll work. Because, like, they make all the cars the same.
57:18
Speaker 3: They just don't... plug everything in. Yeah. So like, you
57:21
Speaker 3: could just buy the stuff in. So like, if you,
57:23
Speaker 3: your car normally has autos, like a push start button,
57:26
Speaker 3: but yours don't, well, you know what? You could probably,
57:29
Speaker 3: most likely, there's a pop thing out, put a push start, boom,
57:33
Speaker 3: you got a push start. Or if you got a motherfucking,
57:37
Speaker 3: a hitch, like, oh, I didn't get the truck with
57:40
Speaker 3: the hitch, well, pop the cap off, and now.
57:42
Speaker 1: You guys, it'll just go right on it.
57:44
Speaker 3: It's like a lot of stuff, It's like, it's right there,
57:48
Speaker 3: but they're like, we're not going to allow you to
57:49
Speaker 3: do it until people figure out, oh, I can do
57:51
Speaker 3: it anyway. Yeah, man. Yeah.
57:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
57:54
Speaker 3: And then a lot of these video games, for some
57:57
Speaker 3: people as well, too, you don't even have to do
58:00
Speaker 3: like any jailbreaking. They're also making it so like you
58:02
Speaker 3: can just play these games on web browsers now. Oh, yeah.
58:05
Speaker 3: I saw that. Oh, really? Zombies on Chrome. Yep. No, really.
58:10
Speaker 3: Call of Duty Black Ops. You hook your controller up
58:12
Speaker 3: to your PC and it's just like you're playing on
58:14
Speaker 3: a regular game. Actually at a higher rate because with
58:16
Speaker 3: the new GTA 6, that's just only going to come
58:19
Speaker 3: out at 30 frames per second. Yeah. Which is like,
58:22
Speaker 3: that is so ass. Why?
58:24
Speaker 5: And that's what they were saying with the PC or
58:26
Speaker 5: the PS5 on the PC. You could play 60 frames
58:29
Speaker 5: per second.
58:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, 60 frames and all that. Yep. It's like, yeah, okay, cool.
58:33
Speaker 3: It's like, why? This game took 15 years. Why is
58:35
Speaker 3: it coming out for 30 FPS? Yeah. That is so dumb.
58:39
Speaker 3: So it's a reason for you to get the PS5 Pro. Exactly.
58:42
Speaker 3: That shit is so dumb. It's all... Listen, man. Listen. Lately,
58:49
Speaker 3: it's just getting back to evil is capitalism. And guess what?
58:53
Speaker 3: We want to fuck around. You know what? This is
58:55
Speaker 3: true capitalism. This is breeding innovation. And the innovation is...
59:00
Speaker 3: Fuck you guys.
59:01
Speaker 1: I'm going to get it.
59:03
Speaker 3: We're going to get it. We're going to get it
59:05
Speaker 3: out the mud. People need to go outside and play
59:07
Speaker 3: kickball some more times. Yeah. Let's go play stickball. I'm
59:10
Speaker 3: not playing kickball. Yeah. Sure. Because it's too many people indoors.
59:15
Speaker 3: So it's too many people indoors and not doing anything
59:17
Speaker 3: outside the doors. So they're able to... If everybody's always
59:19
Speaker 3: playing games, I know what you're going to reach for.
59:22
Speaker 3: You're going to reach for this game. I get what
59:24
Speaker 3: you're saying. I get what you're saying.
59:25
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying.
59:26
Speaker 3: I get it. I get it. But I'm saying, what
59:27
Speaker 3: if we just steal the game? Let's steal that shit, bitch.
59:30
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now we just going to steal that. It's
59:32
Speaker 3: not stealing because you know the old adage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
59:35
Speaker 3: If I don't own it, I can't buy this shit.
59:38
Speaker 3: Nobody owns shit. And then it's like, if you want
59:42
Speaker 3: the fucking thing, right? You never own your house. I mean,
59:45
Speaker 3: you do. It just takes a while. Because if you
59:48
Speaker 3: stop paying taxes, they can take your house. No, he's right.
59:53
Speaker 2: You stop paying, you get rid of the mortgage after
59:56
Speaker 2: 30 years. And then they hit you with a $ 10, 000.
59:59
Speaker 3: Bill for property taxes. You don't pay your taxes. So
1:00:02
Speaker 3: it's like, you don't even own your house. So it's like, eh.
1:00:05
Speaker 1: You own your house.
1:00:05
Speaker 3: You don't own the land under the house. Yeah, you
1:00:08
Speaker 3: don't own the core. That goes down to China. Do
1:00:13
Speaker 3: you own the magma? Do you own the tectonic plates?
1:00:16
Speaker 3: Do you own the crust? Do you own the mantle?
1:00:20
Speaker 3: You don't. You don't. You don't. The upper mantle, the
1:00:22
Speaker 3: lower mantle. You don't even own the blue graph. Underneath
1:00:25
Speaker 3: the house. The blue graph.
1:00:26
Speaker 2: Wait till we get HOAs in South Jersey.
1:00:29
Speaker 3: Do you own the sedimentary layer? Sedimentary layer. You don't
1:00:34
Speaker 3: own any of the metamorphic rock underneath your house. You
1:00:36
Speaker 3: don't own. Yeah, you don't own.
1:00:37
Speaker 1: Breaking down a layer there.
1:00:38
Speaker 3: You don't own none of that. We don't own ourselves.
1:00:43
Speaker 1: Real quick before we move on.
1:00:45
Speaker 3: What you got?
1:00:45
Speaker 2: Speaking of games, have you guys seen the Hood Call
1:00:50
Speaker 2: of Duty thing?
1:00:52
Speaker 3: No.
1:00:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's pros and cons to this shit.
1:00:56
Speaker 3: What is it? There's more cons than pros.
1:00:59
Speaker 2: So pretty much these guys put out a Hood Call
1:01:02
Speaker 2: of Duty game on Steam.
1:01:05
Speaker 3: What does that mean? It's Hood Call of Duty. It's
1:01:07
Speaker 3: just Crypts vs. Bloods.
1:01:09
Speaker 2: And it's literally like, it looks like Call of Duty.
1:01:11
Speaker 2: Like there's hit markers and all of that shit. But
1:01:14
Speaker 2: they're using like Obviously, black slang, you know, AV, like
1:01:18
Speaker 2: they're using all that.
1:01:19
Speaker 3: Hey, bro. Hey, homie.
1:01:21
Speaker 2: Like a UAV is called a snitch, right? So the
1:01:25
Speaker 2: issue is, so obviously niggas saw this like, yo, this
1:01:28
Speaker 2: looks like, okay, it's black people.
1:01:31
Speaker 3: But it's not made by black people.
1:01:32
Speaker 2: The problem is it was made by a bunch of
1:01:34
Speaker 2: white people and people were like, ah.
1:01:38
Speaker 3: If it was made by black people, would it be better?
1:01:40
Speaker 2: It would be better, but at the same time, it's
1:01:42
Speaker 2: still perpetuating a lot of things that are wrong.
1:01:45
Speaker 3: In this country. How about this? It would be bad,
1:01:47
Speaker 3: but it's worse. It's worse. Yeah. It's worse.
1:01:49
Speaker 2: It's worse that it's bad that it's happening. It's worse
1:01:52
Speaker 2: that it's white people capitalizing off of niggas.
1:01:55
Speaker 3: All right, man. If somebody's going to explore this, at
1:01:59
Speaker 3: least let it be niggas. I mean, San Andreas. Yeah,
1:02:04
Speaker 3: but this wasn't... If you look at this game... Like,
1:02:09
Speaker 3: you can just look at the commercial. The nigga's like, hey, bruh,
1:02:13
Speaker 3: we got a hood-ass nigga, Call of Duty, man. You
1:02:16
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? We got switches and all types
1:02:18
Speaker 3: of crazy shit on that bitch. You know what I'm saying?
1:02:20
Speaker 3: You know, you got a nigga, you could be a blood,
1:02:22
Speaker 3: and that's like King Von. You know what I'm saying?
1:02:26
Speaker 3: They got a Crips, and it's like, oh, okay. Sound
1:02:29
Speaker 3: like San Andreas.
1:02:31
Speaker 1: The difference is, there's no black people involved in this
1:02:33
Speaker 1: at all.
1:02:34
Speaker 2: None.
1:02:34
Speaker 3: What black people? Outside the voice actors, San Andreas?
1:02:37
Speaker 1: There's niggas involved in San Andreas.
1:02:39
Speaker 3: Maybe. I mean, I hope so. I hope so, but
1:02:43
Speaker 3: there's no black people.
1:02:44
Speaker 2: I hate to agree with Kenan, but come on.
1:02:47
Speaker 3: There's really no difference. I don't know. Really no difference.
1:02:51
Speaker 3: I think in the advertising and the marketing is a little...
1:02:53
Speaker 3: Is that there's a story behind San Andreas? Well, that
1:02:56
Speaker 3: puts into effort into the story and I think care
1:03:01
Speaker 3: for the source material. There's at least a story.
1:03:03
Speaker 4: Even though the source material is based in maybe toxic
1:03:06
Speaker 4: trace You can tell. It just seems like that's made
1:03:09
Speaker 4: by a bunch of white boys that just want to
1:03:11
Speaker 4: make fun of just good shit.
1:03:12
Speaker 3: For sure. Most likely. You know what I'm saying? Like,
1:03:16
Speaker 3: Grand Theft Auto, I think people took time to make
1:03:19
Speaker 3: this game and to make it true to an era
1:03:22
Speaker 3: and a time. Yeah. I can definitely agree with that. Sure. So, yeah.
1:03:28
Speaker 3: I think it's, yeah.
1:03:28
Speaker 2: And we saw GTA before it even got to San Andreas. Like,
1:03:31
Speaker 2: it was a different story based off of.
1:03:35
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
1:03:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it wasn't advertised as a hood, whatever, whatever.
1:03:39
Speaker 4: It was just Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. This is
1:03:41
Speaker 4: the setting and the place for the game. But this
1:03:42
Speaker 4: is advertised as a hood.
1:03:44
Speaker 3: Hood. This is nigga Call of Duty. Literally. Nigga duty.
1:03:48
Speaker 3: Nigga duty. You know what I'm saying?
1:03:50
Speaker 1: It's called Hood Warfare 2.
1:03:52
Speaker 3: Nigga ops.
1:03:53
Speaker 1: Hood Warfare 2.
1:03:54
Speaker 3: Yes. What happened to Hood Warfare 1? I don't know.
1:03:57
Speaker 3: Hopefully it goes to hell like this second one. Yep, that's... Okay.
1:04:03
Speaker 3: Let me see what this looks like.
1:04:04
Speaker 1: It's very stereotypical.
1:04:05
Speaker 3: It looks shitty, too. That's the worst thing about it.
1:04:08
Speaker 3: That's why I said okay. It looks shitty. Like, what
1:04:12
Speaker 3: are these bunch of 14-year-olds that made this game?
1:04:15
Speaker 4: Oh, and then another AI thing. I don't know if
1:04:17
Speaker 4: y'all have seen the AI. They've been taking these games.
1:04:20
Speaker 4: And then putting them in the other games?
1:04:22
Speaker 3: Yes. What? So, like... They were taking Mario and put
1:04:25
Speaker 3: him in Dark... What's it? Dark... Put him in Halo.
1:04:27
Speaker 3: In Elder and Halo. Oh, they put Mario all over
1:04:30
Speaker 3: the place then. I saw him in Halo. I've seen
1:04:32
Speaker 3: Mario in Elder Ring. I've seen people put Sonic... Like,
1:04:35
Speaker 3: from Sonic Adventure 2, I've seen them put them in
1:04:36
Speaker 3: GTA 5. They're just mashing... It's actually kind of... Yeah. Interesting. But, yeah.
1:04:44
Speaker 3: That's your nerd section.
1:04:45
Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
1:04:46
Speaker 2: This nigga's playing this on TikTok with shysties on, dog.
1:04:50
Speaker 3: That's $ 5 I spent.
1:04:51
Speaker 2: And then it's a video of this nigga playing it.
1:04:53
Speaker 2: And then somebody made a CIA account. And they commented,
1:04:57
Speaker 2: it gets easier and easier.
1:04:58
Speaker 3: Bro, for real, man. Yep. There was a game where
1:05:02
Speaker 3: a nigga made like a plantation simulator where it was
1:05:07
Speaker 3: black people. And then, I guess, a bunch of racist
1:05:11
Speaker 3: weirdos bought the game. And then the developer updated it
1:05:15
Speaker 3: to where the workers were white. And then everybody got mad. Like,
1:05:18
Speaker 3: this is inaccurate. This is not historical. What in the fuck?
1:05:23
Speaker 3: So I was like, you came for the racism. That's funny. Yeah, man. Hilarious.
1:05:30
Speaker 3: But yeah. Oh, boy. We're back again. Back again. Back again.
1:05:34
Speaker 3: Back again. With what? Beater Brigade. Beater Brigade, Question of
1:05:40
Speaker 3: the Week. Damn, we played it too. What'd you say?
1:05:44
Speaker 3: What's his name?
1:05:45
Speaker 2: Wow.
1:05:46
Speaker 3: iGameUWatch. He was playing it? Yeah, he played it. Who?
1:05:51
Speaker 3: The account iGameUWatch. The middle-aged black dude? Yeah. That guy.
1:05:58
Speaker 3: This nigga? Oh, my God. You don't like him? I
1:06:01
Speaker 3: don't really. I've never seen him before.
1:06:03
Speaker 4: He's very negative about games. I don't think he's ever.
1:06:08
Speaker 3: No. Every time I see him talk good about a game,
1:06:10
Speaker 3: it says... Paid sponsorships. I haven't seen that guy. I
1:06:13
Speaker 3: don't know if I'll take his opinion seriously. I mean,
1:06:14
Speaker 3: he probably plays games like me, just upset. You know,
1:06:17
Speaker 3: he's like Mr. Chimetime, but with video games. So, here's
1:06:21
Speaker 3: the thing. I think that's just your algorithm. Maybe. Because
1:06:26
Speaker 3: MJ felt that same way about Mr. Chimetime. He was like,
1:06:28
Speaker 3: everything about him is negative. I'm like, I've never seen
1:06:30
Speaker 3: a negative video about him. Oh, every time I see him,
1:06:33
Speaker 3: he's talking shit about some food. Yeah, I've never... Like,
1:06:35
Speaker 3: when MJ brought that up, like, I've never seen... Oh,
1:06:37
Speaker 3: the guy that... Yeah, the guy that.
1:06:39
Speaker 2: No, every video I saw from him, yeah, it was
1:06:42
Speaker 2: always negative.
1:06:42
Speaker 3: Yeah. Interesting. But, like, same thing with this guy. So, like,
1:06:46
Speaker 3: he was one of the people that was... This game
1:06:48
Speaker 3: has 60 seconds to impress me. Or I move on
1:06:51
Speaker 3: to the next game of choice. I've never seen those. Yeah.
1:06:54
Speaker 3: I've only seen him playing, like, Rivals or something else. So, like,
1:06:58
Speaker 3: I've seen him, like, he liked the Wolverine game. He
1:07:01
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know why people are bashing this
1:07:02
Speaker 3: game so much. This game is actually very fun. You know,
1:07:04
Speaker 3: people just want to hate. He's big on Marvel Rivals.
1:07:08
Speaker 3: He loves Marvel Rivals. Yeah, that's what I saw. Yeah. Yeah,
1:07:11
Speaker 3: Beater Brigade question. Beater Brigade. Beater Brigade. Wow.
1:07:16
Speaker 5: Wow.
1:07:18
Speaker 3: Bro.
1:07:19
Speaker 5: The Beater Brigade question of the week this week was,
1:07:22
Speaker 5: name a time someone gave you the ick.
1:07:24
Speaker 3: Yeah. I know we probably all say this one.
1:07:27
Speaker 5: I'm going to say it, though.
1:07:29
Speaker 3: She said, invited a guy over to swim.
1:07:32
Speaker 5: This nigga got out the pool and tiptoed over to
1:07:34
Speaker 5: his sandals.
1:07:35
Speaker 3: It might have been cold. Sounded like a bitch. The
1:07:39
Speaker 3: ground is cold. My feet are wet and the ground
1:07:44
Speaker 3: is cold. Can I grab my towel? Put your feet
1:07:47
Speaker 3: on your ass, nigga. Get out of here.
1:07:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. Girl, get out of my face. This
1:07:54
Speaker 4: will not give me the egg. This will give me
1:07:56
Speaker 4: full on disgust. Went into a Dollar General, seen a
1:07:59
Speaker 4: bitch stealing tampons, and she left the used one she
1:08:02
Speaker 4: had on the shelf.
1:08:04
Speaker 3: I was hoping that was fake. I'm just hoping they
1:08:07
Speaker 3: made that up. Ain't no way. I'm hoping that's... Ain't
1:08:09
Speaker 3: no way. Nah, that has to be fan fiction. Ain't
1:08:11
Speaker 3: no way. Ain't no way. I'm just reading what I say, man.
1:08:14
Speaker 3: Because that means she put it in right there in
1:08:16
Speaker 3: the motherfucking pile.
1:08:18
Speaker 1: Yep.
1:08:20
Speaker 3: Oh, man. I'm sure somebody did that before. I would
1:08:22
Speaker 3: not put that past nobody. Yeah.
1:08:24
Speaker 1: Some dirty ass people.
1:08:26
Speaker 3: How heavy is that flow that we got to do
1:08:28
Speaker 3: it right now? Like, are we dead ass?
1:08:30
Speaker 1: People are dirty, bro.
1:08:31
Speaker 3: People are dirty, bro. Like, what? That is crazy. That's
1:08:36
Speaker 3: like stealing toilet paper to wipe your ass. In the aisle.
1:08:40
Speaker 3: In the aisle. And then putting it on the shelf.
1:08:42
Speaker 3: And then leaving that. And just sticking it right there.
1:08:44
Speaker 5: And just.
1:08:44
Speaker 3: Clean up on aisle seven. Here you go. Right on
1:08:48
Speaker 3: the Cheerios. All right.
1:08:52
Speaker 1: Name a time someone gave you the ick.
1:08:54
Speaker 2: One time me and this nigga were making out outside
1:08:56
Speaker 2: of a bar and every so often he would pull away,
1:08:58
Speaker 2: look into my eyes and say, you're welcome.
1:09:01
Speaker 3: I say that one too. Good sister. I'm sorry you
1:09:06
Speaker 3: went through that.
1:09:07
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm not even exaggerating. You should have spit in
1:09:10
Speaker 1: his face.
1:09:12
Speaker 3: That's not. No. She dodged a bullet because he sounds
1:09:15
Speaker 3: like it. You got to at least blow a raspberry
1:09:17
Speaker 3: in the nigga's face. You got to do at least that.
1:09:20
Speaker 6: Hell no.
1:09:20
Speaker 3: Hell no. Boy. He sounds like a psychopath. Yeah, you're welcome.
1:09:25
Speaker 3: You're welcome. You're welcome? Like he's doing charity? That is
1:09:28
Speaker 3: fucking good, dog. Okay, sure. I'd rather you slap me
1:09:33
Speaker 3: than you spit on me. Spit in that nigga's face.
1:09:35
Speaker 3: Spit in that nigga's mouth.
1:09:36
Speaker 1: Right in his mouth.
1:09:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, right in his mouth. Right in his nose. Actually
1:09:39
Speaker 3: kissing again and then burping his throat. I ain't even
1:09:42
Speaker 3: going to hold you. I wouldn't be. Yo, that's crazy.
1:09:46
Speaker 3: You're welcome. These hands would be bisexual that day. It's
1:09:49
Speaker 3: so crazy.
1:09:49
Speaker 4: And you're making out with the chick, so it's like.
1:09:51
Speaker 4: You're on the pussy track. And you just took the
1:09:54
Speaker 4: wheel and said.
1:09:55
Speaker 3: He's like, you know what? This is seeming a little
1:09:59
Speaker 3: too easy. Let's turn it up to extremely difficult. Insane move.
1:10:07
Speaker 3: Let's turn it up to all mad. Let's take away
1:10:09
Speaker 3: QB visions.
1:10:16
Speaker 2: Yo, somebody said QB Vision was my first introduction to racism.
1:10:20
Speaker 3: It's true. It definitely is. Tom Brady's QB Vision. The
1:10:24
Speaker 3: whole field.
1:10:26
Speaker 5: They said Mike Vick had a kindergarten pizza party slice.
1:10:30
Speaker 3: I said, man, this is true.
1:10:32
Speaker 2: Yo, fucking Donovan McNabb was on the cover of that shit.
1:10:36
Speaker 3: Even his shit was like, bro, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning,
1:10:39
Speaker 3: the whole field. What the fuck? Nigga, Big Roethlisberger had
1:10:44
Speaker 3: a big body. I'm like, all right. All right. Okay.
1:10:47
Speaker 3: Hold on.
1:10:48
Speaker 2: Hold on.
1:10:49
Speaker 3: Why has Carson Palmer got like a third of the field? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:10:54
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.
1:10:57
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. But I got one.
1:11:00
Speaker 4: Talking to an older dude, 40 plus. He was upset
1:11:04
Speaker 4: I didn't text back fast enough. And he said, quote,
1:11:07
Speaker 4: you must be the birthday leaving me on read.
1:11:09
Speaker 3: Oh. Ew. What the fuck is that?
1:11:13
Speaker 2: Secondhand embarrassment. I didn't know what that was either. I
1:11:17
Speaker 2: know what he's saying, but what's the context? Why are
1:11:20
Speaker 2: you saying that? You must be the birthday.
1:11:22
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You must think you're the shit. Going to
1:11:23
Speaker 3: leave me on read? Yeah. That's not even... He used
1:11:26
Speaker 3: it wrong.
1:11:27
Speaker 1: He's using it wrong.
1:11:28
Speaker 3: And then he used it as a grown-ass... I don't
1:11:31
Speaker 3: think he used it wrong. He's a 40-year-old saying, oh,
1:11:34
Speaker 3: you think you're the birthday. Yeah, that's wrong. Even if
1:11:37
Speaker 3: he used it right, it's wrong that he's doing it
1:11:38
Speaker 3: at 40.
1:11:39
Speaker 1: He's not using it right.
1:11:40
Speaker 3: You're a grown ass.
1:11:41
Speaker 4: That is, when people say a grown ass man, they
1:11:44
Speaker 4: think of a 40 year old.
1:11:46
Speaker 3: At least. At least. At the very least. At least.
1:11:48
Speaker 3: Holy God. Ew. Ew. My pussy got dropped. Holy. My
1:11:54
Speaker 3: pussy got dropped. That. You had a birthday leaving me.
1:11:59
Speaker 2: Ew.
1:11:59
Speaker 3: What are you? What are you? Some type of bitch?
1:12:01
Speaker 3: Shut up. Shut up. Like that. Listen. It sounds like
1:12:05
Speaker 3: something from a Tyler Perry story.
1:12:06
Speaker 4: I'm trying to fight it every day. Trying to fight
1:12:08
Speaker 4: my misogyny. But I ain't gonna lie if I didn't
1:12:11
Speaker 4: tell you that three slurs popped in.
1:12:13
Speaker 3: My head when I read that shit. I'm like, this motherfucking...
1:12:18
Speaker 3: This motherfucking June-ass nigga here. June-ass. This June-buck. This motherfucking June-buck.
1:12:30
Speaker 3: This motherfucking... This motherfucking June-coon. This nigga. I got one. Was...
1:12:39
Speaker 3: Name a time somebody gave you the ick. First time
1:12:42
Speaker 3: hanging at her crib after a long day walking around,
1:12:44
Speaker 3: she takes off her shoes and starts biting her toenails off.
1:12:47
Speaker 3: I don't believe you. Yeah, that's not. There's no way.
1:12:50
Speaker 3: There's no way. And that was the first time I
1:12:54
Speaker 3: hung out. Oh, you've never hung around scumbags before.
1:12:57
Speaker 1: That nigga was hanging out with Amanda Bynes.
1:12:59
Speaker 3: What the fuck? I mean, present day. What the hell?
1:13:03
Speaker 3: Now she's the man. Let's paint the picture. You don't
1:13:05
Speaker 3: think if you was hanging out with one of these
1:13:07
Speaker 3: dream catcher white bitches.
1:13:09
Speaker 1: Scallywags.
1:13:10
Speaker 3: That they wouldn't make, if they felt comfortable, they wouldn't. Yeah,
1:13:13
Speaker 3: starting to hang out with a sailor. I felt so
1:13:15
Speaker 3: comfortable around y'all. Yeah, oh yeah.
1:13:20
Speaker 1: I can't even do that, by the way.
1:13:22
Speaker 3: I was doing butterflies the other day, and I was like,
1:13:26
Speaker 3: I remember when I used to be able to touch
1:13:28
Speaker 3: my forehead to my heel.
1:13:30
Speaker 1: Okay, I remember.
1:13:32
Speaker 3: Doing butterflies? I can see one of them chicks. One
1:13:35
Speaker 3: of them motherfucking... You was never that flexed as a kid? Yeah.
1:13:39
Speaker 3: Not in my hips.
1:13:41
Speaker 1: One of them pink Floyd hoes?
1:13:42
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely. Fingernails, sure. Toenails, hell no. Even fingernails are
1:13:52
Speaker 3: still up. I'm sitting down, you over there. That's why
1:13:56
Speaker 3: I said get on your... I do it all the time.
1:13:58
Speaker 3: Talk about biting your fingernails. I mean.
1:13:59
Speaker 1: I'll be biting my fingernails while we recording.
1:14:01
Speaker 5: Nah, nasty ass.
1:14:02
Speaker 3: You ain't fucking me, so I don't give a fuck
1:14:04
Speaker 3: what you think. Not yet. Major.
1:14:08
Speaker 5: Name a time someone gave you the ick. It's hard
1:14:10
Speaker 5: out here for guys. She said, was watching TV with
1:14:13
Speaker 5: a guy in my apartment.
1:14:14
Speaker 3: It's fall.
1:14:15
Speaker 5: The window was cracked. A breeze swept through. He audibly
1:14:18
Speaker 5: shivered from the chill in the air.
1:14:20
Speaker 3: Bitch, I can't be cold. Nigga, we can't be cold.
1:14:25
Speaker 2: And you talking about something, ooh.
1:14:28
Speaker 3: This motherfucking June ass nigga. I know she said right
1:14:31
Speaker 3: then and there, who's going to be the men? Who
1:14:33
Speaker 3: is going to be the boys? ordering margaritas and mojitos. Bitch!
1:14:40
Speaker 3: Ass nigga! Ooh, bitch, it's cold. Ooh, chilly. Ooh, girl,
1:14:46
Speaker 3: you feel that? Feel what?
1:14:49
Speaker 2: We need this cold air, though.
1:14:51
Speaker 3: She was sitting in cold just now. Ooh, girl, I
1:14:53
Speaker 3: ain't taking my iron pills. Ew, nigga. Ooh, you got
1:14:59
Speaker 3: a throw? Who going to be the men? Who going
1:15:01
Speaker 3: to be the boys? You got a blanket? It is
1:15:04
Speaker 3: one too many bitches in this girl. Oh, my God.
1:15:07
Speaker 3: That is crazy. I can't shiver. All right.
1:15:10
Speaker 4: Name a time someone gave you a, all right, this
1:15:13
Speaker 4: is a little bit funny because we know this person.
1:15:15
Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
1:15:16
Speaker 3: I have vitiligo, and a man on a dating app's
1:15:19
Speaker 3: first message to me was, quote, has anyone ever said
1:15:22
Speaker 3: they will fuck the rest of the black off of you?
1:15:27
Speaker 3: From way downtown. So far downtown. Downtown Cleveland, and we're
1:15:33
Speaker 3: in Jersey. Yo. Do you think that shot? Do you
1:15:37
Speaker 3: practice that shot? Do you practice that shot?
1:15:40
Speaker 1: You don't practice that shot.
1:15:41
Speaker 3: You've never taken that shot before. There's no way that
1:15:43
Speaker 3: was a serious attack. There's no way. There's no way.
1:15:46
Speaker 3: That had to be an accidental swipe. He was just like,
1:15:48
Speaker 3: you know what? I'm going to make sure. I'm going
1:15:49
Speaker 3: to have fun with this. Yeah. That had to be.
1:15:52
Speaker 3: Because there's no way that you thought she was going
1:15:54
Speaker 3: to be like, you want to not try?
1:15:56
Speaker 2: No.
1:15:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, good sister, he was just fucking with you. He
1:15:59
Speaker 3: was being an asshole. Yeah.
1:16:01
Speaker 4: Just write that off for what that was. That is
1:16:03
Speaker 4: just somebody being a dick. You want to knock the
1:16:05
Speaker 4: rest of the spots off? You say, how about I
1:16:07
Speaker 4: knock the rest of your head off your shoulders? What
1:16:09
Speaker 4: are you talking about?
1:16:12
Speaker 3: That aside, that's hilarious.
1:16:14
Speaker 1: This one's for the club people.
1:16:15
Speaker 3: Uh-huh. By the time that you got the ick, a
1:16:18
Speaker 3: guy in our section brought a hookah.
1:16:20
Speaker 1: At one point, he gets up.
1:16:22
Speaker 2: Random niggas immediately sat down and started smoking his hookah.
1:16:25
Speaker 3: Ew. That's crazy. Are y'all niggas hyenas? What are you doing?
1:16:36
Speaker 3: You might as well suck his dick. You might as
1:16:40
Speaker 3: well fall into the bathroom, pull his pants out, and
1:16:42
Speaker 3: start sucking his dick. You might as well take the
1:16:44
Speaker 3: little tip off the hookah and put it on his
1:16:46
Speaker 3: dick and try to blow some rings. Because pack his
1:16:52
Speaker 3: dick with shisha. And smoke it because, whoa. Yo. Whoa. Listen,
1:17:01
Speaker 3: I love gay people. That's gay as hell. Why are
1:17:04
Speaker 3: you doing that? Stop. That is crazy, bro. I think
1:17:07
Speaker 3: if we had Derek here right now. He'd be like,
1:17:10
Speaker 3: what type of gay? What type of? He would be
1:17:14
Speaker 3: able to say it. Yeah. What type of? We can't
1:17:16
Speaker 3: say it. What type of? That shit is this. And
1:17:21
Speaker 3: I can't. confidently say that he would say some shit
1:17:24
Speaker 3: like that. He absolutely would. Because.
1:17:26
Speaker 2: Nigga, y'all waiting for that nigga to get up to
1:17:28
Speaker 2: smoke his hook?
1:17:30
Speaker 3: What? Where did you go? Yo, any substance, and I
1:17:36
Speaker 3: mean any substance that will make you scope out a
1:17:40
Speaker 3: nigga from the other side of the club or wherever
1:17:42
Speaker 3: so he can leave and so you can... I've heard
1:17:46
Speaker 3: of bumming cigarettes. Bumming hookah is... Ooh, that hookah's still lit. Yo,
1:17:51
Speaker 3: let's go. actual mental... What? The cold's still lit. And
1:17:56
Speaker 3: the thing is, you know that they was trying to like,
1:17:59
Speaker 3: they did a long pull because they don't know when
1:18:01
Speaker 3: he was coming back from the bathroom. So they over there.
1:18:04
Speaker 3: And you know they broke everything. They didn't have a tip,
1:18:06
Speaker 3: so they joined things with a tip. Just a fist.
1:18:08
Speaker 3: Freebasing it. Yeah, raw dogging.
1:18:11
Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And that would have been even worse
1:18:13
Speaker 1: if they, man, if they would have drank the liquor.
1:18:18
Speaker 3: Imagine. I mean, that would be bad.
1:18:19
Speaker 1: I think that's worse.
1:18:21
Speaker 3: No, I would understand you drinking the liquor more because
1:18:24
Speaker 3: it's liquor.
1:18:24
Speaker 2: No, you see a bottle at a section that's not
1:18:26
Speaker 2: your section, you walk over and just pour yourself a drink.
1:18:28
Speaker 3: That's not as bad as... I don't know. That is
1:18:31
Speaker 3: an extreme violation. That's not as bad as putting your
1:18:33
Speaker 3: mouth where somebody else's been. Like, dude, like you... Unsanctioned mouth. Hookah.
1:18:41
Speaker 3: Hookah aids the evening. Like, liquor aids the evening. Like,
1:18:44
Speaker 3: it gets you drunk, gets you turned up, okay, whatever.
1:18:46
Speaker 3: And liquor's expensive. Yeah. Hookah is completely optional. Like, that
1:18:50
Speaker 3: is not essential. Like, you can just go buy that.
1:18:52
Speaker 3: You don't even need a section to buy that. But
1:18:53
Speaker 3: that is completely optional to having a good evening. Tell
1:18:56
Speaker 3: me something else. Alcohol, I understand. Like, you probably need
1:18:58
Speaker 3: it to get loose. Hookah ain't get... You just... You just...
1:19:02
Speaker 3: You just vibe it. You just want to look it.
1:19:04
Speaker 3: You're just sucking it. You're just sucking it. You're just
1:19:06
Speaker 3: sucking it. You suck it, and you might as well
1:19:08
Speaker 3: suck it. You know what I'm saying, Keenan? If you
1:19:12
Speaker 3: was out and you had a fucking glass of whatever alcohol,
1:19:17
Speaker 3: you had a cigar. Yeah. And you left and somebody
1:19:21
Speaker 3: ran up and grabbed one of them, which one would
1:19:23
Speaker 3: you rather them grab? Like the Pepe Mii where he's
1:19:26
Speaker 3: smoking a dick, he's just like.
1:19:29
Speaker 3: It's like as soon as you leave, he'd run up
1:19:31
Speaker 3: and grab me your cigar and go....
1:19:33
Speaker 2: Bro.
1:19:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is crazy. That's worse than them grabbing you.
1:19:36
Speaker 1: That is worse, but.
1:19:38
Speaker 3: I would... Oh, man. I don't even know. That's worse.
1:19:40
Speaker 3: They ain't watching the nigga on the hookah, though. Yeah.
1:19:42
Speaker 3: And then when he left, they swooped in like hyenas.
1:19:45
Speaker 3: Like hy... Bro, like fucking vultures. And it was vultures.
1:19:48
Speaker 3: It was niggas passing around another nigga. Like... Bruh. Ah!
1:19:53
Speaker 3: I like fucking vultures. Ah! Ah! Nigga passed me the.
1:19:57
Speaker 5: Ah!
1:19:57
Speaker 3: Nicole's still like, ah! Move in! Ah! And you know
1:20:01
Speaker 3: you had one nigga on lookout like, man, y'all. Y'all niggas. Oh,
1:20:04
Speaker 3: my God. It's a nigga.
1:20:06
Speaker 2: Y'all broke ass niggas. Yo, keep your broke ass on, bro.
1:20:09
Speaker 2: Y'all need to be shot. Y'all need to be shot.
1:20:13
Speaker 2: Y'all need to be shot. Y'all need to be shot.
1:20:15
Speaker 2: If that club got shot up after that, and it
1:20:17
Speaker 2: was them, I'd understand why.
1:20:18
Speaker 3: Depending on how many times they hit the hookah, I
1:20:22
Speaker 3: might put you in the lineup right after that nigga
1:20:24
Speaker 3: that's about to get live streamed next month. Jesus Christ.
1:20:27
Speaker 3: Live streamed? Oh, you haven't heard? You don't know about
1:20:30
Speaker 3: the- They're not live streaming that. They are. They are.
1:20:32
Speaker 3: They're not live streaming that. Yes, they are. They did.
1:20:34
Speaker 3: They did. That's where we're at, Kenan. That's where we're at.
1:20:37
Speaker 3: They are literally- There is no way.
1:20:38
Speaker 6: No.
1:20:39
Speaker 3: No.
1:20:39
Speaker 2: And that fucking fuckhead Pete Hegseth was like, yeah, we
1:20:43
Speaker 2: need to make an example of him so people know
1:20:45
Speaker 2: the consequences.
1:20:46
Speaker 3: No, we're not. We're not doing that.
1:20:47
Speaker 2: Nigga, what the fuck makes you think- We're not doing that.
1:20:50
Speaker 2: If you even attempt to do that, you care about consequences.
1:20:53
Speaker 2: And two, why are you showing that? Whoever wants to
1:20:57
Speaker 2: be there or whoever wants.
1:20:58
Speaker 3: To see it will be there. The government is live
1:20:59
Speaker 3: streaming that. Yes. That's where we're at, bro. That's where
1:21:03
Speaker 3: we're at, brother.
1:21:05
Speaker 1: Live streaming a public execution.
1:21:09
Speaker 3: And then put them hookah niggas right after that, though.
1:21:11
Speaker 3: Beat a brigade crusher of the week.
1:21:13
Speaker 1: The niggas are already in a wheelchair, dog.
1:21:17
Speaker 3: All right, put the hookah niggas in a wheelchair. They
1:21:19
Speaker 3: don't have to get locked up.
1:21:20
Speaker 2: I think they're doing it on the same day at
1:21:22
Speaker 2: the same time that it happened.
1:21:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that. There is no way, bro. Yes.
1:21:28
Speaker 3: There's no way. Yeah, brother. I think the people are
1:21:31
Speaker 3: weird that go and watch executions. Yeah.
1:21:35
Speaker 1: There's people who are witnesses that just go watch it.
1:21:37
Speaker 3: People just be like, oh.
1:21:39
Speaker 1: Because technically they are public.
1:21:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can literally just go and watch. Weird. You
1:21:45
Speaker 3: need to be put on a list somewhere. Literally. Literally
1:21:48
Speaker 3: put on a list. You need to be a dot
1:21:50
Speaker 3: on the map. If you don't know this nigga or
1:21:52
Speaker 3: you knew anybody that like a victim or something, I
1:21:55
Speaker 3: just want to see a person die. You need to
1:21:58
Speaker 3: be a dot on the map. You're on a list, buddy.
1:22:01
Speaker 3: You're on a list. That is crazy. Ain't no way.
1:22:04
Speaker 3: I got a few more. I got a few more.
1:22:06
Speaker 5: Name a time someone gave you the ick. Another tough
1:22:10
Speaker 5: one for the guys. She said, the way my ex
1:22:13
Speaker 5: posed for pictures.
1:22:15
Speaker 3: It depends on how he posed. What was he doing?
1:22:17
Speaker 3: If he was looking like Jeremy Lamb, I would understand.
1:22:21
Speaker 3: I didn't see that. He was looking like a June bug.
1:22:24
Speaker 3: He was looking like a June bug. He was looking
1:22:29
Speaker 3: like a June bug.
1:22:29
Speaker 2: I don't know what type of bug he was looking like.
1:22:34
Speaker 3: He was looking like a June bug. I don't know
1:22:38
Speaker 3: why I don't know why. Oh, yeah. You got me.
1:22:45
Speaker 3: You got me. But the thing is, I think Jeremy
1:22:47
Speaker 3: Lamb is a very fluid guy because he got the
1:22:49
Speaker 3: whole- No shit. Look at that. Fluid. With the recent interviews,
1:22:55
Speaker 3: there's definitely a little zest in there. Yeah. Nothing wrong
1:22:58
Speaker 3: with it. No, no, no. Not at all. Not at all.
1:23:01
Speaker 3: But if your boyfriend's posing like that and.
1:23:04
Speaker 5: You think he's not fluid- It is a bit of
1:23:06
Speaker 5: a problem.
1:23:07
Speaker 3: I definitely think you could definitely get the egg off
1:23:09
Speaker 3: of that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, bro. For sure. Yeah,
1:23:12
Speaker 3: that's a June bug for sure.
1:23:14
Speaker 5: So, name a time someone gave you the egg. My
1:23:16
Speaker 5: ex walked up to me on campus with an umbrella.
1:23:19
Speaker 3: It was drizzling. What's wrong with that?
1:23:22
Speaker 1: I don't see anything wrong.
1:23:23
Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?
1:23:24
Speaker 2: I saw that one, and I'm like, well, maybe he
1:23:25
Speaker 2: thought that it was going to start raining harder, so
1:23:27
Speaker 2: he just didn't want to be caught in the rain.
1:23:29
Speaker 3: He can't be considered.
1:23:31
Speaker 1: That sounds like that's all it was.
1:23:32
Speaker 3: Walking up the hill with an umbrella. Now, if he
1:23:34
Speaker 3: would have stayed under the umbrella and left you in
1:23:36
Speaker 3: the drizzle, now... There we go. No, now that's Nick. Yeah,
1:23:40
Speaker 3: that's a problem.
1:23:40
Speaker 1: And also, I will say.
1:23:41
Speaker 3: I gave it to you, man.
1:23:42
Speaker 1: The older I get, the more I want to use umbrellas.
1:23:46
Speaker 3: I didn't use it yesterday. The more.
1:23:48
Speaker 2: Like, the older I get, the less... I actually feel
1:23:50
Speaker 2: like walking through the rain and getting wet.
1:23:51
Speaker 3: It depends on what I'm wearing. That too.
1:23:54
Speaker 1: And also, sometimes I dead ass just don't want to
1:23:56
Speaker 1: fuck my hair up.
1:23:58
Speaker 3: I mean, you have it. That's like a whole... I
1:24:00
Speaker 3: get it.
1:24:01
Speaker 1: I pay for this shit.
1:24:03
Speaker 3: Our last one I got.
1:24:05
Speaker 5: Name a time someone gave you the ick. They said,
1:24:07
Speaker 5: I don't even want to say gave an ick. I
1:24:10
Speaker 5: was more flabbergasted when my fiance decided to throw chili
1:24:13
Speaker 5: in the toilet rather than the garbage.
1:24:16
Speaker 3: It's not a bowl of cereal. Actually, well, you know what?
1:24:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get why she did that. She probably, especially
1:24:22
Speaker 2: if that was a fresh bag. Like, imagine they just
1:24:25
Speaker 2: put that bag in there.
1:24:26
Speaker 1: They're like, I don't know.
1:24:28
Speaker 3: Or, like, what if it was a very, like, loose chili?
1:24:30
Speaker 1: I don't think it matters the consistency of it.
1:24:33
Speaker 3: Well, so if it's a very liquid chili, I would
1:24:36
Speaker 3: want to flush that versus put it in the bag. Yeah,
1:24:39
Speaker 3: it depends on how chunky the chili was. If it's
1:24:41
Speaker 3: less liquid with the chili, I can see. I think
1:24:43
Speaker 3: either way, my toilet can handle it.
1:24:45
Speaker 5: I would just never think to even put food down
1:24:48
Speaker 5: the toilet.
1:24:48
Speaker 3: As a way to- You never flushed a bowl of cereal?
1:24:50
Speaker 3: I'd say my family was really big on flushing cereal.
1:24:52
Speaker 3: Flushing cereal? Yeah, that's the only thing. We always just did.
1:24:55
Speaker 3: Like a bowl of cereal and you don't finish it,
1:24:57
Speaker 3: you just flush it. Just always.
1:24:58
Speaker 1: Just flush it. Why?
1:24:59
Speaker 3: I never heard about this. So they go in the
1:25:01
Speaker 3: trash can. Like, you put milk in the trash can.
1:25:02
Speaker 3: I mean, like, you could drain the milk down the
1:25:04
Speaker 3: sink and then put the cereal in the trash.
1:25:05
Speaker 2: You could, but there's still milk. But there's like just
1:25:06
Speaker 2: one hit of quitter. Yeah, if there's still milk in there,
1:25:08
Speaker 2: you just throw it all in the toilet. Yeah, just
1:25:10
Speaker 2: put it in the toilet and flush it.
1:25:11
Speaker 3: I had garbage disposers. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah.
1:25:15
Speaker 1: I just got garbage disposers.
1:25:16
Speaker 3: Oh, he got garbage disposers. And I don't even use it.
1:25:18
Speaker 3: I forget his name. I was deathly afraid as a kid.
1:25:20
Speaker 1: That shit loud as fuck.
1:25:24
Speaker 2: And also, it's annoying because I didn't realize you had
1:25:26
Speaker 2: to hit the button again in order for it to
1:25:27
Speaker 2: go off. I thought it was just one of like a,
1:25:29
Speaker 2: you know, just hit it and it stops. No.
1:25:32
Speaker 3: What?
1:25:32
Speaker 1: That shit just keeps on going.
1:25:34
Speaker 3: What? So it's like a switch. Yeah. He didn't know
1:25:37
Speaker 3: that you had to switch it off. Yeah, I didn't
1:25:39
Speaker 3: realize it was like a switch off thing. I thought
1:25:40
Speaker 3: it was like something that was like, uh. Like you
1:25:42
Speaker 3: hold it and it exposes and so you take your
1:25:43
Speaker 3: hand off, it stops. That's what he thought. Yours might
1:25:46
Speaker 3: be different than mine. Mine is an actual switch. Mine
1:25:49
Speaker 3: is an actual, it's like a button. Oh, yeah. It's
1:25:51
Speaker 3: a button on his arm. That's different. Okay, okay. I
1:25:52
Speaker 3: was going to say, what the? That shit just keep
1:25:54
Speaker 3: on going. I got one more trick. What the fuck?
1:25:56
Speaker 3: I got one more too. Okay. What's something that give
1:25:58
Speaker 3: you the ick? Was dropping a girl off and when
1:26:01
Speaker 3: she got out of her car, she lifted her leg
1:26:02
Speaker 3: up to expose her coochie and the tampon string was
1:26:04
Speaker 3: on the bare seat. Keenan, why you got to say
1:26:06
Speaker 3: that one?
1:26:06
Speaker 1: On the bare seat.
1:26:07
Speaker 3: Because. That wouldn't give you the ick. No. No? No,
1:26:10
Speaker 3: that's just fucking disgusting. There's ick and then there's like, oh, bitch,
1:26:13
Speaker 3: you're a trice.
1:26:14
Speaker 1: That can still be the ick.
1:26:15
Speaker 2: Wait.
1:26:15
Speaker 3: Wait, say it again? So, it says, was dropping girl
1:26:19
Speaker 3: off and when she got out of the car, she
1:26:21
Speaker 3: lifted her leg to expose her coochie and the tampon
1:26:23
Speaker 3: string bare ass on my seat. So she... Okay.
1:26:29
Speaker 1: It's not like she had no underwear on with a
1:26:31
Speaker 1: tampon in it.
1:26:31
Speaker 3: Exactly. Yeah.
1:26:33
Speaker 1: You need to have underwear on, lady.
1:26:35
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. Big pan. That's actually kind of wild. All right, Mike. Goodbye. Goodbye, sir. Goodbye.
1:26:42
Speaker 3: Shut your period. Goodbye. Shut it off.
1:26:45
Speaker 1: Shut it off.
1:26:45
Speaker 3: Stop. You know... Just stop it. There is a way
1:26:49
Speaker 3: to do that. Yeah, stop it. But... Yeah. If I
1:26:52
Speaker 3: was a woman, I would definitely do that because I'm lazy. Yeah, apparently, like, yeah,
1:26:56
Speaker 3: something like that. Like, stop it for, like, six months.
1:26:58
Speaker 3: I mean, you could have just continuous birth control. It's
1:26:59
Speaker 3: crunches you got to do. Crunches? Yeah, it's a couple
1:27:05
Speaker 3: of exercises. You know about these exercises? Yeah, stop drinking
1:27:09
Speaker 3: so much milk. Mm-mm. I don't get where you're going
1:27:15
Speaker 3: with this, but we're just going to move on. No,
1:27:16
Speaker 3: you just cut out the milk and the period. We're
1:27:18
Speaker 3: just going to move on. Cut out the milk and
1:27:21
Speaker 3: the pork, and it stops your period. A good confidant
1:27:27
Speaker 3: of mine told me about that. So no milk, no pork,
1:27:31
Speaker 3: no period. That's it. No problems. No problems.
1:27:35
Speaker 1: No period.
1:27:36
Speaker 3: Take all them peas out of your life. No problems. Okay,
1:27:39
Speaker 3: I got some questions for y'all. All right, come on,
1:27:41
Speaker 3: come on, come on. Yeah, let's get some in. Let's
1:27:42
Speaker 3: get some in. No milk, no pork, no period. Oh, yeah.
1:27:50
Speaker 3: I saw this one. This one might take a little while.
1:27:55
Speaker 3: Let's see.
1:27:59
Speaker 5: If each pod member got arrested, what would you assume
1:28:01
Speaker 5: they did?
1:28:02
Speaker 2: I would assume... I'll just go this way. Lamont I
1:28:13
Speaker 2: would assume, hmm, arrested.
1:28:17
Speaker 3: What did I do to get arrested? I'm going to
1:28:22
Speaker 3: go with road rage.
1:28:24
Speaker 5: I'm going to go with road rage.
1:28:27
Speaker 1: Not me. I think somebody really would piss you off.
1:28:29
Speaker 3: The person I live with, yes. I'd go with tax evasion.
1:28:32
Speaker 3: Tax evasion?
1:28:32
Speaker 1: He does his own taxes.
1:28:34
Speaker 3: He forgot to do something. Probably, yeah. I think that's real.
1:28:38
Speaker 3: I could have. Mine would definitely be, it's a company thing,
1:28:41
Speaker 3: and they were using him as a scapegoat, and he
1:28:44
Speaker 3: realized that he was being used. I was the fall guy? Yeah,
1:28:48
Speaker 3: you was the fall guy. I can't believe this. Lamont's
1:28:50
Speaker 3: the fall guy. Guys, I got to go to jail
1:28:52
Speaker 3: for 25 years. Ah!
1:28:55
Speaker 2: Nah, Lamont would get one of those sentences where he
1:28:57
Speaker 2: only goes to jail on the weekends. Nigga, they tell
1:29:00
Speaker 2: me 25 years. You ain't got to sign me a cell, nigga.
1:29:02
Speaker 2: I am killing myself.
1:29:05
Speaker 3: The fuck? What? Damn. No, 25 years? No. No, thanks.
1:29:14
Speaker 1: Elsie?
1:29:15
Speaker 3: I'd rather not. I'd rather not. Elsie, if Elsie's going
1:29:19
Speaker 3: to jail, he's coming late back from an event, fell
1:29:21
Speaker 3: asleep behind a wheel, hit somebody. Doof. I was going
1:29:25
Speaker 3: to say behind the wheel. Test his blood. He got
1:29:27
Speaker 3: the sticky icky. He might have had one shot too many.
1:29:33
Speaker 3: He's just a little bit over that limit.
1:29:35
Speaker 2: He might have had a blunt two weeks ago.
1:29:40
Speaker 3: That's cooking me. Got me. Oh, he's wearing dreads? Got dreads? No,
1:29:45
Speaker 3: thank you. Michael. Let's see. Mike going to prison. Mike's
1:29:51
Speaker 3: going to prison because... Some white person is unaware of
1:29:56
Speaker 3: their space and knocked into Biggie and Carter, and then
1:30:00
Speaker 3: Mike just did a quick reaction and pushed it, and
1:30:02
Speaker 3: just so happened, like, they pushed, fell into the street,
1:30:05
Speaker 3: bus hit him. Ah. Wow. Okay. Okay.
1:30:08
Speaker 1: That's 25 to life.
1:30:09
Speaker 2: Now, I can see Mike going to a bank, and
1:30:13
Speaker 2: they think he might be aggressive with the teller, and
1:30:16
Speaker 2: then he's having a bad day, and he gets aggressive
1:30:18
Speaker 2: with the officer, and then they arrest him for resisting.
1:30:22
Speaker 3: Hmm. He's had a long day. He has a mortgage.
1:30:24
Speaker 3: He has a wife. He has a kid. He just
1:30:26
Speaker 3: wants to go home. You make him sound like John Q. Yeah, right?
1:30:29
Speaker 1: He just wants to go home.
1:30:30
Speaker 3: I am not going to bury my son. I'm going
1:30:34
Speaker 3: to bury me. My son is going to bury me.
1:30:37
Speaker 1: My son is going to bury me.
1:30:39
Speaker 3: Just on the middle of the street. Kenan. Kenan going
1:30:44
Speaker 3: to jail. Public freakiness. Say no more. Too freaky.
1:30:49
Speaker 1: Too freaky.
1:30:50
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's too freaky. What am I doing? Public, public,
1:30:53
Speaker 3: public exposure of cock ring. Yeah. Nah, it's fine. Nah,
1:30:56
Speaker 3: it's fine. Yeah.
1:30:57
Speaker 5: He was, yeah, getting freaky in public. Him and, you know.
1:31:04
Speaker 1: It's blinking faster now.
1:31:05
Speaker 3: Nah, it's fine. It's saying it's getting to the end.
1:31:07
Speaker 3: On a balcony.
1:31:09
Speaker 1: On the balcony.
1:31:10
Speaker 3: Some kids saw.
1:31:11
Speaker 1: Back shots on the balcony.
1:31:12
Speaker 3: Now he's a red dot. Peeing in a park. Oh, damn.
1:31:16
Speaker 3: Now you can't vote. Damn. I can see him starting off.
1:31:22
Speaker 3: He could get into a comedy of errors where it starts.
1:31:24
Speaker 1: Off as like a traffic stop.
1:31:28
Speaker 3: And then he just starts just mouthing off. And then
1:31:31
Speaker 3: it escalates. And it's like a get out the car.
1:31:34
Speaker 3: And it's why I got to get out the car.
1:31:35
Speaker 3: Why do I have to get out the car? And
1:31:36
Speaker 3: then he pulled. He just like pulled it. Why are
1:31:39
Speaker 3: you touching me? And then he starts fighting the officer.
1:31:42
Speaker 3: I'm not resisting. I'm not resisting. You're resisting. I'm not resisting.
1:31:45
Speaker 3: I'm not resisting, nigga. Yo, I've worked with cops for
1:31:49
Speaker 3: almost 10 years. I know how to talk to cops.
1:31:51
Speaker 3: I don't have these type of issues. This is exactly
1:31:54
Speaker 3: why Mike's saying this. I don't have this type of issue.
1:31:56
Speaker 1: This is literally what he's saying right now. He's combative.
1:31:58
Speaker 3: I'm not... He's combative. No, because it's always the cops.
1:32:01
Speaker 3: It's always kids arguing with the cops.
1:32:02
Speaker 1: He's combative.
1:32:03
Speaker 3: Look at him. He's aggressive. Yeah. I gotta... I gotta...
1:32:08
Speaker 3: I gotta... I just don't know why it's always... I gotta...
1:32:10
Speaker 3: I'm arguing with the cops. Like, why am I always...
1:32:13
Speaker 3: I got a dark-skinned nigga with white teeth giving me late.
1:32:16
Speaker 3: And then I got a gold card. What are we
1:32:18
Speaker 3: arguing for? I'm going home. Between the heights of 5'8
1:32:22
Speaker 3: and 7'0. Please. I'm going home. I'm going to throw
1:32:27
Speaker 3: that card in his face. He's going to go, and
1:32:28
Speaker 3: I'm going home. He just threw his gold card. I'm
1:32:33
Speaker 3: solving an officer. I got a loud mouth ass nigga
1:32:36
Speaker 3: in a Victor Cruz jersey. Get the fuck out of here.
1:32:38
Speaker 2: He's one of those thugs with waves.
1:32:41
Speaker 3: He has the alternate red jersey on. This nigga's crazy.
1:32:44
Speaker 3: This nigga is crazy. The only one of them red
1:32:46
Speaker 3: jerseys wants. We got a nigga here. He has definitely
1:32:49
Speaker 3: a blood. He's got 12 boxes of cock rings in
1:32:51
Speaker 3: the back seat. Get the fuck out of here. It's
1:32:54
Speaker 3: not 12. It's a pack of six. We definitely have
1:32:57
Speaker 3: to check his Amazon wish list. What do you do?
1:32:59
Speaker 1: Is that like a one time use thing or you
1:33:01
Speaker 1: wash them?
1:33:01
Speaker 3: You wash them. You put them in the dishwasher? No,
1:33:04
Speaker 3: wash them at the sink. Why is Corey- And that's
1:33:07
Speaker 3: why you don't eat at everybody's house. He brushes his
1:33:08
Speaker 3: teeth and then he swishes his- Why do you eat
1:33:10
Speaker 3: at everybody's house? Did I say the kitchen sink, bitch?
1:33:12
Speaker 3: That's why I don't eat at everybody's house. Did I
1:33:14
Speaker 3: say the kitchen sink?
1:33:15
Speaker 1: He washes his cock.
1:33:16
Speaker 3: Rings in the kitchen sink. No, that's where you put
1:33:18
Speaker 3: them on at, right? Over the oven? What is going on?
1:33:21
Speaker 3: You got to warm them up over the stove. He
1:33:24
Speaker 3: lays dick and balls on a cutting board.
1:33:26
Speaker 2: Why do you have a bottle cleaner and a bottle warmer?
1:33:31
Speaker 3: You need the bottles. Name a bottle, baby. Name a bottle, baby.
1:33:35
Speaker 3: He washed the cock rings in the bottle. She got
1:33:37
Speaker 3: them on the dish, and the dish was right next
1:33:39
Speaker 3: to the cups. That's crazy.
1:33:41
Speaker 1: They don't let people eat in there.
1:33:43
Speaker 3: Cup, spoon, cock ring, spoon, other cock ring. Why are
1:33:46
Speaker 3: we making it nasty? Plate, third cock ring, fourth cock ring.
1:33:50
Speaker 3: You just got me. That's Barbara. She's hot. Drew. This
1:33:53
Speaker 3: is Stacy, Dirty Girl. Tawanda. Tawanda. Keisha. Oh, my gosh.
1:34:04
Speaker 3: This one, this is my special girl. I call her Kiana.
1:34:07
Speaker 3: I don't know why we got to make it so nasty.
1:34:10
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I don't understand. It's in his office. He
1:34:15
Speaker 3: got a trophy case next to his office. And they're
1:34:19
Speaker 3: just sitting on like little hat rods. He just sits
1:34:23
Speaker 3: the ring on each one. I like the thing. The
1:34:26
Speaker 3: ring fingers. The ring fingers. Yeah, the fingers.
1:34:29
Speaker 4: He got a mold of Kobe's hand and just put
1:34:33
Speaker 4: his God ring on each one.
1:34:37
Speaker 3: He got the ring. What's wrong with y'all? I really
1:34:42
Speaker 3: don't understand. What's wrong with this group of people? Five. Yo.
1:34:56
Speaker 3: I got a nipple clamp. Now when we go to
1:35:02
Speaker 3: the airport next week, we.
1:35:05
Speaker 4: Got to see how many times he goes to the
1:35:07
Speaker 4: metal detector. If they pull you back, I'm.
1:35:10
Speaker 3: Going to assume. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep.
1:35:13
Speaker 1: Sir, please.
1:35:14
Speaker 3: Beep, beep, beep. Do you have any metal items?
1:35:18
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
1:35:18
Speaker 3: I'm good. Beep, beep, beep. Sir, we're going to have
1:35:21
Speaker 3: to wand you. Again, I told you. Sir, turn around, please.
1:35:27
Speaker 3: Turn around? What the fuck? What's the next question? What's
1:35:33
Speaker 3: the next question? We've been here too long. We've been
1:35:36
Speaker 3: here too long. We got a freaky ass nigga here. We...
1:35:44
Speaker 3: Have to move on. Your ticket was paid for by
1:35:47
Speaker 3: not that serious. You're some freaky ass human down there.
1:35:50
Speaker 3: What is this, a porn company? It could be.
1:35:55
Speaker 2: He has a cock ring connected to a butt plug.
1:35:59
Speaker 3: He's got a cock circuit.
1:36:04
Speaker 5: The closed circuit cock ring.
1:36:09
Speaker 3: He's got a cock ring attached to an ear bud.
1:36:13
Speaker 3: It has a chain like the wallet. A wallet chain.
1:36:18
Speaker 5: A wallet chain from the anus to the cock ring.
1:36:21
Speaker 3: It's attractive. It's a triangular freaky pocket cock. It goes
1:36:28
Speaker 3: all the way up to the nipple. It goes up
1:36:32
Speaker 3: to the nipple, comes around his neck. And he got
1:36:34
Speaker 3: Jesus feet right here. And then he.
1:36:39
Speaker 3: What's next? I got a Jesus piece. I got a
1:36:43
Speaker 3: cock ring. I got a star of David hanging from
1:36:46
Speaker 3: his balls. There's all kinds of weird shit going on here.
1:36:50
Speaker 4: Then you got the motherfucking symbol for Scientology coming out
1:36:54
Speaker 4: of his ass.
1:36:55
Speaker 3: Right. And I got swastika tattooed in the back of
1:36:58
Speaker 3: my head. Nah, nah, nah. You're not an extremist now. No,
1:37:01
Speaker 3: religious swastika. The Indian kind. The good kind. The good swastikas. Alright.
1:37:15
Speaker 3: Next question, please. I got an am I the asshole
1:37:18
Speaker 3: for y'all. Am I the cock ring? Am I the
1:37:27
Speaker 3: asshole for letting my girlfriend of four months spend the night?
1:37:30
Speaker 3: I'm going to say no. Start out with that. Let's
1:37:32
Speaker 3: see where this goes.
1:37:33
Speaker 5: This happened two months ago. Just thought I'd get some
1:37:35
Speaker 5: feedback on the situation. I'm 20. My girlfriend's 21. I
1:37:39
Speaker 5: had my girlfriend over to hang out and watch a
1:37:41
Speaker 5: movie and had dinner together. Usually my roommates, 21 and 23,
1:37:46
Speaker 5: both male, don't interact with her, which is strange because
1:37:49
Speaker 5: usually I try to interact when they have theirs over.
1:37:53
Speaker 5: I usually spark up conversation asking.
1:37:55
Speaker 3: About their day, what they're up to, blah, blah, blah.
1:37:57
Speaker 5: Sometimes when me and my girlfriend are in the living room,
1:38:00
Speaker 5: they don't even say hello. This specific night we spent together,
1:38:03
Speaker 5: she ended up staying to around 1am. Girlfriend left her
1:38:08
Speaker 5: glasses at home and she wasn't comfortable driving home. So
1:38:11
Speaker 5: I didn't think it would be much of an issue
1:38:13
Speaker 5: if she just spent the night. This isn't the first
1:38:16
Speaker 5: time we've spent the night together. We usually spend it
1:38:18
Speaker 5: at her apartment. I wake up to my roommate texting me,
1:38:21
Speaker 5: stating that her spending the night was truly disrespectful due
1:38:26
Speaker 5: to their religious beliefs.
1:38:28
Speaker 3: Krishy.
1:38:30
Speaker 5: To them, if a guy sleeps over with his girlfriend
1:38:32
Speaker 5: automatically means sex and they are opposed to having that
1:38:35
Speaker 5: stuff quote unquote in the house. I was just looking
1:38:40
Speaker 5: after her safety. Am I the asshole?
1:38:42
Speaker 3: No. You know what you should do? Next time you
1:38:44
Speaker 3: fuck her at the house don't bust on her. Go
1:38:47
Speaker 3: in that room and bustle they pillows. I would have
1:38:51
Speaker 3: just said leave the door open so they can- Fuck
1:38:53
Speaker 3: her loud.
1:38:54
Speaker 2: Exactly.
1:38:54
Speaker 3: Fuck her loud. And then when you buy the buzz
1:38:56
Speaker 3: buzz on the pillows. Mike Wilson used a sexual song.
1:38:59
Speaker 3: I'm a lying piece of shit. I'm a lying piece
1:39:02
Speaker 3: of shit. Actually- What are you talking about? Why did
1:39:05
Speaker 3: Mike go- Sorry, Kier. Why did Mike go to jail?
1:39:10
Speaker 3: Because his roommates were upset that he was fucking in
1:39:12
Speaker 3: the house. He nutted on the pillows. That's why Mike
1:39:14
Speaker 3: went to jail. Chemical warfare. Because that is definitely a song. Yeah.
1:39:18
Speaker 3: I introduced a real nigga to your life.
1:39:21
Speaker 1: Give him some spunk.
1:39:22
Speaker 3: Maybe it'll transfer off on you. Maybe it'll rub off
1:39:24
Speaker 3: on you. Drink it in.
1:39:27
Speaker 4: Maybe it'll make some changes in you. I was almost
1:39:30
Speaker 4: like nodding your side with the whole like, oh, they
1:39:32
Speaker 4: don't speak. Because like, I don't care if they don't speak.
1:39:36
Speaker 3: Honestly. And I was like, oh, you might be weird.
1:39:38
Speaker 3: We're always trying to speak to that girl when they
1:39:40
Speaker 3: break up. So what are you up to, huh? Yeah, like,
1:39:43
Speaker 3: what's going on? What's new? No, that's weird. Dish. That's weird.
1:39:47
Speaker 3: Not talking to them? Yeah, it is weird. It's weird.
1:39:49
Speaker 3: That's very weird. It's weird.
1:39:50
Speaker 4: Like, all right, not talking as far as, like, not
1:39:53
Speaker 4: having to have extended conversation is not weird.
1:39:56
Speaker 3: But not speaking, not saying hi or anything, that is
1:39:58
Speaker 3: very weird. Yes. Yes. Like, you can at least greet them.
1:40:01
Speaker 3: Y'all ever deal with weird roommates like that? Yeah, a
1:40:04
Speaker 3: little bit. No. Them niggas was different. Yeah, them niggas
1:40:08
Speaker 3: was weird.
1:40:09
Speaker 1: Weird roommate. Yeah, kind of. My freshman year, my roommate
1:40:14
Speaker 1: was weird.
1:40:15
Speaker 3: Yeah. It was a nigga. Mike. Oh, God. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh.
1:40:23
Speaker 3: That's my nigga. That nigga's solid. Oh. That nigga's solid.
1:40:27
Speaker 3: That's my boy. Shout out Nana. He's straight. He ain't
1:40:30
Speaker 3: got no problem.
1:40:30
Speaker 6: Goddamn, Mike.
1:40:30
Speaker 3: You got it like that?
1:40:32
Speaker 2: No.
1:40:33
Speaker 3: That nigga. You got the nigga? That was a different nigga. Oh,
1:40:35
Speaker 3: that was a different nigga. That was a different nigga.
1:40:37
Speaker 3: The nigga, nah, nah, he caught me one time. But
1:40:40
Speaker 3: the other nigga was talking about, oh man, what are
1:40:42
Speaker 3: you doing, bro? You were killing her. You were killing her. Hey, bro.
1:40:47
Speaker 3: You want to watch next time? Probably. Be open to it.
1:40:53
Speaker 3: That was a nigga like my senior year. He was
1:40:55
Speaker 3: just real weird. But if I say that, we're going
1:40:58
Speaker 3: on a 15 minute tangent.
1:40:59
Speaker 1: I already said it's that couch. I don't know what.
1:41:02
Speaker 3: You want me to say. Little freaky ass nigga. Send
1:41:06
Speaker 3: a video. Wow. See? All right, then. Send the video.
1:41:09
Speaker 4: I had a weird-ass roommate like that my senior year.
1:41:13
Speaker 4: We had tried to get all four of the homies
1:41:15
Speaker 4: in one apartment together, and then we got one random.
1:41:19
Speaker 3: And he was just, he was a bitch. He was
1:41:23
Speaker 3: a bitch-ass nigga. He was a theater major. That has
1:41:26
Speaker 3: nothing to do with the fact that he was a bitch.
1:41:27
Speaker 3: I'm about to say, what the fuck?
1:41:28
Speaker 4: But it kind of had a lot to do with
1:41:29
Speaker 4: the fact that he was a bitch-ass nigga. He wouldn't
1:41:32
Speaker 4: want us to hang out on the weekends and be late.
1:41:35
Speaker 3: Like, I don't like it. You being around watching movies.
1:41:37
Speaker 3: I'm like, nigga, it's Friday night. You got a show
1:41:39
Speaker 3: in the morning, man. You watching a movie. And I
1:41:41
Speaker 3: live here too, bitch. And that nigga, he wasn't even
1:41:43
Speaker 3: a theater nigga. He was a camera boom mic nigga. Oh.
1:41:45
Speaker 4: You don't need to be frosty to hold the boom mic,
1:41:49
Speaker 4: bitch ass nigga.
1:41:50
Speaker 3: And his name was Michael. So that was already- That's
1:41:52
Speaker 3: how you know he was a bitch ass nigga. That's
1:41:54
Speaker 3: how you know he was a bitch ass nigga. Because
1:41:56
Speaker 3: I'm the only cool one. So I know every other
1:41:59
Speaker 3: one is a bitch. But yeah, he was like- He
1:42:03
Speaker 3: would do little shit like- He wouldn't talk to niggas. Like,
1:42:07
Speaker 3: he'll go in the kitchen, see he don't like something,
1:42:10
Speaker 3: and then he'll go back in his room and text
1:42:12
Speaker 3: us all. Like, you fucking corp. That's a bitch. That's
1:42:16
Speaker 3: a bitch. You fucking Junebug ass nigga. That's a bitch. Like, nigga,
1:42:20
Speaker 3: talk to niggas. Like, what are you talking about?
1:42:23
Speaker 4: He'd be the only nigga, like, as I see you,
1:42:25
Speaker 4: trying to have, like, interventions with, like, the RAs and
1:42:28
Speaker 4: trying to beat us and shit.
1:42:29
Speaker 3: Like, nigga, man. Nigga.
1:42:31
Speaker 1: You're about to graduate, bro.
1:42:33
Speaker 3: Relax.
1:42:33
Speaker 4: We muscle that bitch ass nigga out the next semester
1:42:36
Speaker 4: and we got shit right cracking.
1:42:37
Speaker 1: Like, little Randall from Recess.
1:42:39
Speaker 3: Bruh, just fucking. Just hunched over a little notepad. Yeah, like, bitch.
1:42:45
Speaker 3: You're having friends over. Yeah, nigga, we got friends. Loser.
1:42:48
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:42:48
Speaker 3: What the fuck is wrong with you? He's a hater. Hater. Yeah, nah.
1:42:53
Speaker 3: You're not the asshole.
1:42:55
Speaker 5: Yeah, nah.
1:42:56
Speaker 3: No, you're not the asshole. Yeah, fuck her loud.
1:42:59
Speaker 1: And really get into it.
1:43:02
Speaker 4: Call Kenan and get a cock ring from him.
1:43:04
Speaker 3: So you can last long. I got you. I got you.
1:43:07
Speaker 3: And the thing is, make sure it's at the most
1:43:09
Speaker 3: inconvenient times. Yeah. Sunday morning. When they're getting ready for church. Nah.
1:43:15
Speaker 3: And just start plowing her shit. Pow, pow, pow. They
1:43:18
Speaker 3: got a big test in the morning. Four o'clock in
1:43:20
Speaker 3: the morning. Nah. That's inconvenient for me.
1:43:23
Speaker 4: Clap that shit while they got that Joel Osteen playing
1:43:27
Speaker 4: on the TV.
1:43:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
1:43:29
Speaker 4: Clap that shit. When they playing that gospel music that's
1:43:32
Speaker 4: not really gospel.
1:43:33
Speaker 3: They're reading their Bible.
1:43:34
Speaker 4: It's the weird gospel where it's just guitars and like acoustic.
1:43:39
Speaker 3: Praising Jesus. Yeah. Murderlizing her shit. Murderlizing. Murderlizing. Praising saving
1:43:51
Speaker 3: your You like that shit? Yeah. Spit my ass. Spit
1:44:06
Speaker 3: my ass. Praising. Guiding. Spit my ass. Who's saying that? Actually,
1:44:14
Speaker 3: you know what? Hold it open. Get your karaoke machine
1:44:21
Speaker 3: and just put the microphone next to the bed and
1:44:23
Speaker 3: turn the karaoke machine on. Grab my foot. Echoing. And
1:44:28
Speaker 3: just start playing My Neck, My Back, My Kind really loud.
1:44:35
Speaker 3: Play Sex in the Kitchen by R. Kelly on repeat. Wow. Yeah.
1:44:38
Speaker 3: And then when he gets to the part where, girl,
1:44:40
Speaker 3: I'm ready to toss your salad. Have that shit on loop.
1:44:43
Speaker 4: Girl, I'm ready to toast your salad, toast your salad.
1:44:46
Speaker 3: Toast your salad, toast your salad, toast your salad. Real
1:44:53
Speaker 3: back there. Let me tell you what I'm going to do.
1:44:57
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
1:44:59
Speaker 3: That's a sick man. That is a sick individual.
1:45:02
Speaker 6: That's a sick motherfucker. No sane performer is doing that.
1:45:25
Speaker 3: Well, you know what? Jill Scott was out here giving
1:45:27
Speaker 3: air blowjobs. He did that. I watched that clip every
1:45:32
Speaker 3: other week. Miguel also did that too. Miguel tapped it.
1:45:36
Speaker 3: He did that shit for a minute straight. Licked his head.
1:45:40
Speaker 3: He looked like he was busting in the city. Oh
1:45:46
Speaker 3: my gosh. Yo, bad nigga. Hey, nigga, go to hell.
1:45:51
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
1:45:51
Speaker 3: He going to hell so bad. He going to hell
1:45:53
Speaker 3: so bad. He going to hell so bad. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.
1:45:58
Speaker 3: Kevin on stage brought up, he was like, yo, that
1:46:00
Speaker 3: shit wasn't supposed to be funny, but he really gave
1:46:02
Speaker 3: us the funniest interview of all time. The most hilarious.
1:46:06
Speaker 3: Y'all killing me, Victor. Y'all don't know how to hold
1:46:08
Speaker 3: down nobody. Hold on, hold on. That interview was so funny.
1:46:12
Speaker 3: The SNL parody of it was hilarious. Yeah. He said, oh,
1:46:16
Speaker 3: my God. It looks like this interview is going well.
1:46:21
Speaker 3: Maybe I won't go to hell. I gave you 20
1:46:25
Speaker 3: years of my life. 20 years. You're killing me with
1:46:29
Speaker 3: this shit. That is some of Kenan Thompson's finest work
1:46:32
Speaker 3: right there, that parody. Oh, man. Go watch that. We
1:46:35
Speaker 3: got to get Kenan Thompson on the couch. Do we? Sure.
1:46:40
Speaker 1: I'm down.
1:46:40
Speaker 3: I'm cool with that.
1:46:41
Speaker 2: You're saying it's a matter of fact.
1:46:43
Speaker 3: Not opposed to that. I'm cool. Do we? You sound unsure. No,
1:46:48
Speaker 3: I'm not.
1:46:49
Speaker 1: I would love to have Kenan Thompson.
1:46:51
Speaker 3: Because you want to talk about a nigga that got stories?
1:46:53
Speaker 3: I would love to. I know Kenan got stories.
1:46:56
Speaker 1: I was saying, he was saying it.
1:46:57
Speaker 3: Was just easy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, yes.
1:46:59
Speaker 3: I would love that. Just email. Oh, yeah. Man, we
1:47:04
Speaker 3: just had Malcolm in here, bro. It's going to be
1:47:07
Speaker 3: easy to see. Like if Malcolm was just in here,
1:47:09
Speaker 3: Kenan just called down the block for real. When our Gmail,
1:47:13
Speaker 3: our icon spins around, so we're going to be easy
1:47:15
Speaker 3: to see. Exactly. They're going to be like, we got
1:47:17
Speaker 3: to click that. That can't be spam.
1:47:18
Speaker 1: Our icon does move.
1:47:19
Speaker 3: Once you say all you know, it's time to go.
1:47:20
Speaker 3: That can't be spam. Get me out of here. Once
1:47:23
Speaker 3: you say all you know, it's time to go. And
1:47:27
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, the day is most
1:47:28
Speaker 3: surely going to end.
1:47:29
Speaker 6: Yep.
1:47:30
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1:48:15
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1:48:38
Speaker 3: I want to. Let's get it. I ain't new here.
1:48:43
Speaker 3: I'm going to fuck with you, my boy. Okay. I'll
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Speaker 3: be over here.