Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Funkopopification | Son of a Boy Dad #425
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- 1:55Speaker 4: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
- 1:57Speaker 5: Today.
- 1:57Speaker 4: It is August fourth, it is eleven thirty eight am,
- 2:00Speaker 4: and we are here live.
- 2:01Speaker 1: From HU Francis is overheated.
- 2:03Speaker 5: Francis is overheated. It's just it's insane to me. We're
- 2:07Speaker 5: the one room in the entire New York City office
- 2:10Speaker 5: that just for whatever reason, does not have air conditioning
- 2:14Speaker 5: or air at all of any kind.
- 2:18Speaker 4: I'm still we're breathing in the same air that we
- 2:20Speaker 4: left with yesterday.
- 2:22Speaker 5: Bro, I'm tired of it. I've brought it up. Not
- 2:26Speaker 5: get that hat.
- 2:28Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 2:30Speaker 4: We sell those.
- 2:31Speaker 1: There's a reason why Francis is overheated.
- 2:33Speaker 4: That's a beautiful hat.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Said Francis was driving me in today.
- 2:38Speaker 4: What the hell is this? What the fuck is this?
- 2:42Speaker 1: We're supped in traffic.
- 2:44Speaker 4: What the fuck is this?
- 2:46Speaker 1: We're starting a truck and they have to unload a
- 2:52Speaker 1: full construction site or the ship from a dumpster.
- 2:56Speaker 4: So he helped.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Francis popped out and for a cool ten minutes was
- 3:01Speaker 1: loading trash cans that were full of like building material
- 3:09Speaker 1: like drywall, cinderbombs, like plywood, and he was just sweating
- 3:17Speaker 1: bringing everything in. It was no wonder you're overheated. You
- 3:21Speaker 1: just burned three hundred calories like lifting four hundred pound
- 3:25Speaker 1: trash cans.
- 3:27Speaker 5: One the trash cans were way heavier than I was
- 3:31Speaker 5: expecting them to be. Two. I totally underestimated the amount
- 3:35Speaker 5: of dust an asbestos. Oh yeah, that would be swirling.
- 3:40Speaker 5: They weren't wearing masks, so I thought, well.
- 3:43Speaker 1: That was a liar.
- 3:44Speaker 5: Yeah I really, I mean I saved us five minutes
- 3:50Speaker 5: by helping. Yeah, I really did. I saw how much
- 3:53Speaker 5: they had to load and there was no way around them,
- 3:57Speaker 5: and I was like, all right, obviously I'm gonna help.
- 3:59Speaker 5: But what was so funny was that at that very
- 4:01Speaker 5: intersection there were other cars stuck. There were two construction
- 4:07Speaker 5: workers across the street in hard hats watching, and then
- 4:11Speaker 5: there was a truck, one of those big bed moving trucks,
- 4:14Speaker 5: with three guys in the cab watching, And when I
- 4:18Speaker 5: got back into my car after helping, all of them
- 4:21Speaker 5: were like, everyone was like, cool man. The way to
- 4:24Speaker 5: help out, you know.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Like holding the collar, yeah, blue collar, that's all.
- 4:35Speaker 5: I've always also wanted to throw trash into those trash
- 4:40Speaker 5: and watch the attitude while.
- 4:42Speaker 4: You're doing it. It's really just send it in there.
- 4:45Speaker 5: Yeah, just throw it.
- 4:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:47Speaker 5: And it's funny because initially they were like, we'll throw
- 4:49Speaker 5: it in, and then eventually they were like you're one
- 4:51Speaker 5: of us.
- 4:52Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, go ahead. You should have been like, what
- 4:54Speaker 4: time's lunch?
- 4:55Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 4:56Speaker 1: You got it?
- 4:57Speaker 5: What's the injury pay? Like on this in the fucking gig?
- 5:01Speaker 1: We get over time?
- 5:02Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 5:03Speaker 1: Is that?
- 5:03Speaker 4: Did they did you say anything when you went out,
- 5:05Speaker 4: like were you just like do you guys care if
- 5:06Speaker 4: I help?
- 5:07Speaker 5: Or did you start moving? I said, it'll go faster
- 5:10Speaker 5: if I help, and they're like, if you want.
- 5:14Speaker 1: They were all smaller than him. Oh, of course, they
- 5:16Speaker 1: all had curlier hair than him. Yeah, you know what
- 5:18Speaker 1: I mean.
- 5:19Speaker 4: Yeah, Mexicans.
- 5:19Speaker 5: The best part of it was when there was one
- 5:22Speaker 5: trash can that was so heavy that I carried it
- 5:26Speaker 5: with the guy. Oh really, he took a handle and
- 5:29Speaker 5: I took.
- 5:31Speaker 4: You guys, like, was there like fist bumps or anything?
- 5:33Speaker 5: Again, there was a fist bump.
- 5:34Speaker 4: Love that. Yeah, that's great, great, great sense of community
- 5:38Speaker 4: in the city today.
- 5:39Speaker 5: I I've always been attracted to men, of course, working,
- 5:46Speaker 5: working masculine, specifically, you know, working class man, and if
- 5:52Speaker 5: I can get a little dose of it, it just
- 5:53Speaker 5: helps me feel a little less bad about how my
- 5:58Speaker 5: life is.
- 5:59Speaker 4: Do you guys, do you think those guys have any
- 6:01Speaker 4: thoughts the way that like negative thoughts the way that
- 6:04Speaker 4: we do, or do you think it's just.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Grabbing it?
- 6:09Speaker 4: Oh that's insane.
- 6:16Speaker 1: The cloud of fucking dust.
- 6:18Speaker 5: Yeah, it got it got really thick. I could I
- 6:20Speaker 5: was like, ugh, I have asthma.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Showing the mayor dropping it to you.
- 6:24Speaker 5: I can't let them know that, No, I couldn't let
- 6:27Speaker 5: them know that. But I'm just I knew within five
- 6:29Speaker 5: minutes that that life wasn't for me due to my
- 6:31Speaker 5: health concerns.
- 6:33Speaker 4: I feel like those guys, like they probably hate their
- 6:35Speaker 4: jobs realistically. I don't know, maybe they don't, but like
- 6:38Speaker 4: I feel like a job like that, like you get
- 6:40Speaker 4: home and you just pass the fucking thing, go sleep
- 6:43Speaker 4: like a baby, exactly.
- 6:46Speaker 5: I need that.
- 6:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I might have to pick up a side gig
- 6:49Speaker 4: trash trash sanitation, Yeah, sanitation, part time trash sanitation engineer.
- 6:56Speaker 1: The good thing about that is that was dry trash.
- 6:59Speaker 5: My dad used to be a guardsman in the summers
- 7:02Speaker 5: when he was in high school, or he would ride
- 7:05Speaker 5: around on a truck on Sandy Hook, New Jersey, and
- 7:08Speaker 5: they had some song that had to do with the
- 7:12Speaker 5: juice from the fisherman's like way you know, cast off
- 7:18Speaker 5: bits and stuff. They had had some name for it,
- 7:21Speaker 5: and they had a song for it that he would sing.
- 7:23Speaker 4: Yeah, that shit's nasty.
- 7:24Speaker 5: He said it was his favorite job ever, and that
- 7:26Speaker 5: he would work on holidays and they'd get like two
- 7:29Speaker 5: and a half time pay or something like that, work
- 7:32Speaker 5: on the fourth of July.
- 7:34Speaker 1: That is, it's a good way to make money. Like
- 7:37Speaker 1: if you're if you're coming out of a tough circumstance.
- 7:40Speaker 1: You just want to bust your ass. That movie Dirty Work.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Do you ever watch that movie Dirty Work? Emilio Estevez?
- 7:46Speaker 4: No, I know, and I haven't seen it, though.
- 7:48Speaker 1: It's a classic.
- 7:48Speaker 5: I guess. My point is that, like trash runs in
- 7:50Speaker 5: my blood. Yeah, trash through and through. If all of
- 7:54Speaker 5: this disappears, which I expect it will someday, barstool, uh
- 8:00Speaker 5: not barstool, like the New York Office will be washed
- 8:03Speaker 5: out to the sea, I will definitely go into trash. Nice.
- 8:08Speaker 4: All right, Well, that's good. I'm glad you had that
- 8:10Speaker 4: lined up. I mean, did you get those guys numbers
- 8:12Speaker 4: or anything like? No, actually looking for work?
- 8:15Speaker 5: No? I did.
- 8:16Speaker 1: You should have got a card from them.
- 8:17Speaker 5: What we'll do is we'll post this video with my
- 8:20Speaker 5: email at the bottom. It's a good if anyone's looking
- 8:24Speaker 5: for someone who works on their lower body too.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Or I mean, like they'll be back in that area.
- 8:30Speaker 5: They could well be.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Why don't we just like same time and place next week?
- 8:33Speaker 5: Yeah, because that is the that's my crew.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Mmmm. I.
- 8:37Speaker 5: There was chemistry with them, you know, definitely. They weren't
- 8:40Speaker 5: put off. They were so welcoming, which most if I
- 8:43Speaker 5: know of the trash world, it's that, you know, there's
- 8:46Speaker 5: a lot of territoriality. Oh yeah, but I.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Think that et something I noticed in the four minutes
- 8:52Speaker 1: that it took, Like you're gonna they were already starting
- 8:56Speaker 1: to lean on you. They were, they were already starting
- 8:58Speaker 1: to kind of take a back seat. They're like, oh,
- 9:01Speaker 1: he's the strongest.
- 9:03Speaker 5: Initially they were picking up the heavier ones, and then
- 9:05Speaker 5: as soon as I showed up, they were like the
- 9:07Speaker 5: Clydesdale's here, Yeah, yeah, get out of his way. Yeah.
- 9:12Speaker 5: They were doing like kind of loose pieces, like one
- 9:14Speaker 5: in each hand. Leave these for the gringo roll for Thenando.
- 9:26Speaker 1: That must have been like what the fucking Mayan saw
- 9:30Speaker 1: when Cortes landed. The Cortez have a white beard or
- 9:33Speaker 1: a red beard white beard? That's maybe I have no idea,
- 9:38Speaker 1: try to remember, trying to remember what my boy Cortez
- 9:40Speaker 1: looked like. But yeah, that was an impressive display from Francis,
- 9:44Speaker 1: and he got us here faster. We would have been
- 9:46Speaker 1: stocking traffic for.
- 9:47Speaker 4: Why'd you guys drive?
- 9:49Speaker 5: Ron can't walk?
- 9:50Speaker 4: Oh of course I was thinking in my head, I'm like, well,
- 9:54Speaker 4: I'm surprised they didn't bike. It's a pretty nice day out. Yeah,
- 9:58Speaker 4: you can't bike with that.
- 9:59Speaker 1: I can't fucking bike.
- 10:00Speaker 4: That would be that would be really it would be
- 10:02Speaker 4: like Forrest Gump, he breaks free from the braces biked.
- 10:08Speaker 1: I need to get chased by some bullies.
- 10:11Speaker 4: Speaking of Chase, I would like to clear up that
- 10:13Speaker 4: Chase did not drop us. There seems to be a
- 10:16Speaker 4: little bit of a misconception there. I'm glad you're saying
- 10:18Speaker 4: that they just ended. Yeah, we had a six weeks.
- 10:23Speaker 4: That's how all the sponsors are. They come on for
- 10:25Speaker 4: a certain amount of episodes and then it's gone, and
- 10:27Speaker 4: maybe they'll come back, maybe they won't.
- 10:28Speaker 5: You guys just thought we belonged to Chase from here
- 10:33Speaker 5: till forever, or.
- 10:34Speaker 1: You thought that we would do anything to cross our
- 10:36Speaker 1: brothers at Chase. Of course that's our family.
- 10:39Speaker 4: Yeah, people were. It is like everyone's first assumption was
- 10:43Speaker 4: like they fucked up.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Well, it's because most other brands at this company will
- 10:48Speaker 1: fuck up and lose a sponsorship. That's not us. No
- 10:50Speaker 1: grand friendly sponsors.
- 10:52Speaker 5: We're going to keep talking about Chase until they come back.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Exactly a little free ride.
- 10:57Speaker 4: We should just get the sign back up right now,
- 11:00Speaker 4: like we want to keep it.
- 11:01Speaker 5: Actually, I'm closing in. I think up for my preferred card.
- 11:04Speaker 5: If you spend five grand in the first three months,
- 11:06Speaker 5: you get one hundred thousand Chase points, which, man, I'll
- 11:09Speaker 5: tell you, Chase points are fucking valuable. I booked that
- 11:11Speaker 5: hotel in Tokyo in September. Oh yeah, it was half
- 11:17Speaker 5: off because it had this Chase points boost. Damn where
- 11:22Speaker 5: the points are worth double truly like half off. Yeah, yeah,
- 11:26Speaker 5: I've never seen that before.
- 11:27Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I've never used a single point and
- 11:30Speaker 4: I don't even know how.
- 11:31Speaker 5: To find them.
- 11:32Speaker 4: I give up, man, Yeah, I know that really, Like
- 11:34Speaker 4: that's got to be like that's like rage bait for you.
- 11:36Speaker 4: It's just like, you know, because I've always just used
- 11:40Speaker 4: like the miles and stuff, like I don't know where
- 11:42Speaker 4: you even see the points.
- 11:47Speaker 5: Roan.
- 11:48Speaker 4: Well, I've also just been using a debit card instead too,
- 11:56Speaker 4: mostly just a debit card or cash.
- 11:59Speaker 1: And I'm just racked up a massive credit card bill
- 12:01Speaker 1: as well that I'm refusing to pay.
- 12:08Speaker 5: Why sick, you see, eating this.
- 12:10Speaker 1: Is going to drive him to trash.
- 12:11Speaker 4: I think the debit card is what really that set
- 12:13Speaker 4: him over the edge. I hate the debit card.
- 12:17Speaker 5: I hate the difference so fucking much.
- 12:21Speaker 4: I remember when I used a debit card at like
- 12:23Speaker 4: seven eleven, and I was with Francis and he was
- 12:26Speaker 4: so mad. He was like, you have to enter in
- 12:29Speaker 4: a code he had, he's.
- 12:31Speaker 5: Putting, he's punching in his fucking pin code for a
- 12:33Speaker 5: dollar sixty seven cent water, and I'm.
- 12:37Speaker 1: Like shielding the thing so you don't.
- 12:40Speaker 5: It's just insane. Like you know, I don't use it.
- 12:43Speaker 4: I don't use a debit card ever anymore unless I
- 12:46Speaker 4: have to.
- 12:46Speaker 1: You know, good because you shamed him.
- 12:49Speaker 5: I mean I pushed for a long, long long time.
- 12:51Speaker 5: I walked him through the credit cards. Then he told
- 12:53Speaker 5: me he'd gotten one, and he lied. No, he remained.
- 12:56Speaker 5: You stayed on the debit card for another like three
- 12:58Speaker 5: or four months, until finally you're business manager came in.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:02Speaker 4: Probably, But the debit card, I mean, it's when you're
- 13:05Speaker 4: when you're all liquid debit cards great.
- 13:08Speaker 5: You're just your cash is not making you're not making
- 13:12Speaker 5: no money on your money, and it and it.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Well I am now, I am. Now I have a
- 13:16Speaker 4: business manager.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Who you're paying the same amount that.
- 13:23Speaker 5: What he's earning he's taking.
- 13:26Speaker 4: No, that's not true here.
- 13:28Speaker 5: Why don't you just run this for me and whatever
- 13:30Speaker 5: you get above the number I put in, that's yours.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to say the same, but I want
- 13:34Speaker 1: you to make something.
- 13:35Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 13:36Speaker 4: I want all my boys to eat what you're my
- 13:38Speaker 4: business manager.
- 13:41Speaker 1: You honestly, you don't talk to anybody that's not related
- 13:46Speaker 1: to you or on your payroll. Of course, that's the
- 13:50Speaker 1: only way to play.
- 13:51Speaker 5: I want my whole team on my.
- 13:52Speaker 4: Payroll, my boys exactly.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Otherwise they're compromise, exactly. Hate to see a compromise, wolf See, I.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Just hate it, hate it compromise. What do you think
- 14:05Speaker 4: Austin is in? What sense is Austin compromise? Is he
- 14:08Speaker 4: working with Israel or Russia?
- 14:11Speaker 5: Perhaps?
- 14:13Speaker 4: Did you got to add in Russia these days?
- 14:15Speaker 1: You do?
- 14:16Speaker 5: Yeah, it just makes it sound better.
- 14:19Speaker 1: It sounds less big in it, yeah.
- 14:23Speaker 5: Or Russia? But are uh, never mind?
- 14:27Speaker 1: What is he working with? The South? Sue Denese dissident groups?
- 14:32Speaker 5: I'm so glad. I was about to ask a really
- 14:34Speaker 5: dumb question and I stopped myself.
- 14:36Speaker 1: What was it going to be?
- 14:37Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say so we can have the joy
- 14:38Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say because you didn't say, you didn't
- 14:40Speaker 5: say it.
- 14:41Speaker 4: You didn't say it, you stopped yourself, you addressed it
- 14:42Speaker 4: was a dumb question. So now let's hear with the question.
- 14:44Speaker 5: Someone I know was wondering whether or not Russia and
- 14:49Speaker 5: Israel our enemies.
- 14:53Speaker 4: I actually have no idea. I I don't know if
- 14:56Speaker 4: they have any I think that they are by deep
- 14:59Speaker 4: proxy because I think Russia is aligned with Iran. Is
- 15:04Speaker 4: Russia aligned with I thought that was China.
- 15:07Speaker 5: Well, Russia China are both I think aligned damn primarily
- 15:11Speaker 5: with the run. It's like whoever's against us there with.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course, so yeah, no, I would say, yeah,
- 15:17Speaker 4: you're probably right. I would assume is whoever Israel. Whoever
- 15:20Speaker 4: we are against Israel is against vice versa.
- 15:23Speaker 5: Yeah, we are one. Well, this is a pretty nuanced answer.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Russia and Israel are not formal enemies, but rather maintain
- 15:30Speaker 5: a cautious coexistence defined by pragmatic risk management and tactical deconfliction,
- 15:36Speaker 5: rather than a true alliance.
- 15:40Speaker 1: It's got of like Russia's at the club, they get pussy.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Israel's at the club, they get pussy. It's like they're
- 15:48Speaker 1: not gonna beef because like that scares away the huss Yeah.
- 15:52Speaker 1: So it's like, as long as they just keep on
- 15:54Speaker 1: fucking that's.
- 15:55Speaker 4: A great explanation, Like I fully understand.
- 15:59Speaker 1: It now, So stay over there, stay over there, just
- 16:03Speaker 1: don't fuck up.
- 16:04Speaker 4: The I think we can honestly just end the Israel
- 16:06Speaker 4: talk on that. I think that was I think that
- 16:08Speaker 4: really bron really just hit the nail on the head
- 16:10Speaker 4: there forever. Yeah, forever.
- 16:12Speaker 5: I think we're done. We're done with Israel. Yeah, I've
- 16:15Speaker 5: told you.
- 16:16Speaker 4: I get so many messages people don't.
- 16:18Speaker 5: Like the Israel talk.
- 16:20Speaker 1: That krop my guys ISRAELI.
- 16:23Speaker 4: Well that's cool, that is cool. Well, I don't think people. Yeah,
- 16:26Speaker 4: people just don't want to hear me talk about politics,
- 16:28Speaker 4: which is fine.
- 16:29Speaker 5: I get it.
- 16:29Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to hear myself talk about that either.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Well, then other people should stop talking about it because
- 16:36Speaker 1: that's all you see in the world. And it's like
- 16:38Speaker 1: when you keep the app and like we're regurgitation show,
- 16:41Speaker 1: is that's just like I'm just spitting out what I'm
- 16:44Speaker 1: being fed. Yeah, you know, that's all that's happening.
- 16:46Speaker 4: And I'm spinning out a lot of information based on
- 16:49Speaker 4: like reading half of a headline, right.
- 16:51Speaker 1: For example, I heard that Vladimir Putin is outlawing GMOs
- 16:57Speaker 1: in Russia to the point of execution. Oh so if
- 17:00Speaker 1: you if you put like a seedless watermelon in the
- 17:04Speaker 1: ground in Russia, yeah, Putin will execute kill you. He'll
- 17:07Speaker 1: kill you personally. That's a half headline I'll come to
- 17:10Speaker 1: your house and kill you that I read. If they
- 17:11Speaker 1: don't want me to talk about that, the algorithm.
- 17:13Speaker 4: Should stop showing me yeaheah, I agree.
- 17:15Speaker 1: They don't want me to regurgitate that Putin is killing
- 17:18Speaker 1: people for monsanto adjacency.
- 17:20Speaker 4: Don't tell Yeah, don't let me know that people. I
- 17:23Speaker 4: do feel like we can still talk about Russia.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah, because there's no they don't
- 17:30Speaker 1: have a religion that's like based around them. Russian Orthodox
- 17:34Speaker 1: Christians don't have the same and we're.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Just like we've always had to hate Russia. That's kind
- 17:38Speaker 4: of just happy.
- 17:39Speaker 5: They've been our enemies forever.
- 17:40Speaker 4: Yeah, unless you're talking donk.
- 17:43Speaker 5: You know what it's funny about Russia is that there
- 17:46Speaker 5: are enemies, but I think we are a country. I
- 17:48Speaker 5: think we have this weird respect for them, meaning you
- 17:53Speaker 5: don't hear people like mock Russia. No, it's always like, man,
- 17:58Speaker 5: those guys drink vodka and fight bears and live in
- 18:01Speaker 5: Siberia and are badass.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Mother climb to the top of any building.
- 18:05Speaker 5: Yeah, they're they're they're like scary in a way and
- 18:09Speaker 5: really really intense, not like little bitches.
- 18:13Speaker 4: I mean, no one really, Yeah, you're right, no one really.
- 18:16Speaker 4: That is like the general opinion they've in movies.
- 18:19Speaker 5: They're always presented as worthy adversaries. Yeah, you know, it's
- 18:23Speaker 5: fucking Ivan Drago and Rocky it's from Russia with love
- 18:29Speaker 5: and James Bond. That guy who used the chord to
- 18:34Speaker 5: kill them suffocate and kill people. What's that chord called?
- 18:39Speaker 1: Yes?
- 18:39Speaker 5: Well good?
- 18:40Speaker 1: Who was the who is the bad guy in the
- 18:44Speaker 1: most recent Top Gun movie? What ethnicity were they?
- 18:47Speaker 5: They were?
- 18:49Speaker 1: Were they brown?
- 18:50Speaker 4: Don't give it to me, don't give it.
- 18:51Speaker 5: No, it's it's it's a it's a fake Russia. It's
- 18:54Speaker 5: it's meant to be Russia. It's implying Russia. Was it
- 18:58Speaker 5: though I thought it was in Korea or something. No, no, no,
- 19:01Speaker 5: it was definitely Russia.
- 19:02Speaker 1: Because they were so scared of being racist towards anybody
- 19:06Speaker 1: that they had to.
- 19:06Speaker 4: Do it's always Russia.
- 19:07Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they had to do like Princess in the
- 19:10Speaker 1: Princess Diaries. They they made up a country called Genovia.
- 19:13Speaker 1: They are so scared basically Princess Diaries.
- 19:16Speaker 4: It's like, did you guys ever see Red Dawn?
- 19:19Speaker 5: No, well that's Korea.
- 19:21Speaker 4: But then the then they made another one that was Russia.
- 19:23Speaker 5: I believe.
- 19:24Speaker 4: Oh there's two, like Josh peck is in one of them.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife said the meanest thing to me, and
- 19:32Speaker 1: she wasn't even trying to be mean. She hit me with,
- 19:35Speaker 1: when you retire, you should become a tour guide.
- 19:38Speaker 4: And I'm damn, it's ruthless already thinking about your retirement.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Why would you and and and it was she was like,
- 19:47Speaker 1: you just love to like spit out facts about stuff.
- 19:55Speaker 4: That's pretty much her being like, get you got to
- 19:57Speaker 4: get this out, Yes.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Talk to somebody.
- 19:59Speaker 5: And also this, by the way, you're never gonna stop working.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like your man's plaining earth to everybody that
- 20:07Speaker 1: you encounter.
- 20:09Speaker 5: You will need a job for when your main job
- 20:12Speaker 5: is done, so that I don't have to deal with
- 20:14Speaker 5: all your facts.
- 20:16Speaker 1: I'd like sit her down and explain why that's like
- 20:18Speaker 1: deeply insulting on like that's a layer cake of insults.
- 20:22Speaker 1: That's a lasagna of a front to me, because there's
- 20:25Speaker 1: just like, no that that's so, it was so hurtful.
- 20:31Speaker 5: Tour guide's tough tour.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Goide is insane.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Yeah, what would you be like?
- 20:36Speaker 5: You guys get along.
- 20:37Speaker 1: Right, So why would she so why would she take
- 20:40Speaker 1: this dig at me?
- 20:40Speaker 5: I'm just saying, I'm not that worried you.
- 20:42Speaker 4: Should hit her with you should just hit her with
- 20:44Speaker 4: her back with it.
- 20:48Speaker 1: But this is I mean, put a chink in the
- 20:50Speaker 1: armor for sure. Yes, it's like enough where it's like, okay,
- 20:54Speaker 1: do I have to talk to Francis's guy?
- 20:56Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 20:57Speaker 5: Yeah, who's my guy?
- 20:58Speaker 1: Your divorce lawyer?
- 21:00Speaker 5: Woman? Oh yeah, really they're better?
- 21:04Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 21:04Speaker 5: Really, yes, I think women someone Shane was I think? No, No,
- 21:12Speaker 5: it wasn't Shane. Ricky Velez once told me he was like,
- 21:15Speaker 5: do whatever you can to surround your team with women
- 21:19Speaker 5: in the industry, like make your team, your agent, your manager,
- 21:23Speaker 5: everyone should be women because they just like they have
- 21:26Speaker 5: a chip on their shoulder, they work harder. Yeah, but
- 21:28Speaker 5: you didn't do that at all. No, I said, I
- 21:32Speaker 5: don't want you know.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Your agent and manager like both men.
- 21:36Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't have in the middle of a negotiation
- 21:40Speaker 5: my main person. You know, you're going off with period cramps.
- 21:43Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, mass yeah, mess exactly. That's how a deal
- 21:47Speaker 5: falls apart.
- 21:47Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna want to you. It's like, let's just
- 21:51Speaker 1: get ahead of this.
- 21:52Speaker 4: The Yeah, it's more of a hazard than anything.
- 21:57Speaker 1: Oh lord, that's smart. Oh lord, it's just fucking it's
- 22:01Speaker 1: just infuriating. It's just like boiling underneath my skin.
- 22:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:06Speaker 1: There's two good tour guys that you can think of,
- 22:08Speaker 1: and it's Vince Vaughan from uh that with the breakup
- 22:13Speaker 1: with Jennifer Aniston. What is he a tour guide of
- 22:15Speaker 1: in that buses buses in Chicago.
- 22:19Speaker 5: And his brothers run a family business.
- 22:20Speaker 1: And they have a sick apartment, which like they could
- 22:22Speaker 1: never get on the tour guide salary. Let's be honest.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a big People are really honing in on that.
- 22:28Speaker 4: Do you see those like the Spider Man stuff? Yes,
- 22:30Speaker 4: how people are like raging online about how Spider Man
- 22:33Speaker 4: has like a nice three he has a nice three
- 22:36Speaker 4: monitor set up in a treadmill.
- 22:37Speaker 5: I mean this is always the case anytime there's something
- 22:40Speaker 5: set in New York City, right, yeah, friends, people were
- 22:43Speaker 5: like these loser bums.
- 22:45Speaker 4: Yeah, within a but your.
- 22:48Speaker 1: A point about Spider Man. It was hilarious. Yeah, you're like,
- 22:51Speaker 1: he's a he's half spider. You're worried about his apartment size.
- 22:58Speaker 1: He's half spider.
- 23:00Speaker 4: It's literally a man who is a spider.
- 23:02Speaker 1: His wrists and he can dangle from buildings.
- 23:06Speaker 4: I also feel like, if you have a superpower, you
- 23:09Speaker 4: could probably find some cas Yeah, you can make some
- 23:12Speaker 4: cash on the side, fucking.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Reach into the register before anybody knows.
- 23:15Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Or you could just I would just be
- 23:17Speaker 4: like you could be a street performed.
- 23:19Speaker 1: How fast are your door dashing?
- 23:21Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 23:22Speaker 4: Yeah, oh door dash would be crazy.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Just yeah, the door guys are probably trying to get
- 23:29Speaker 1: a bit by spiders.
- 23:30Speaker 5: Save all your colleagues from jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
- 23:32Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no.
- 23:40Speaker 1: That would be a great a Spider Man that that
- 23:43Speaker 1: would have been an incredible storyline for him. Like that
- 23:45Speaker 1: basically is a Spider Man storyline. Guys about to.
- 23:48Speaker 4: Jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, Yeah it is. Have you
- 23:51Speaker 4: are you guys? Are you guys into that ship the
- 23:53Speaker 4: Spider verse? No, No, I haven't really gotten into it myself.
- 23:57Speaker 5: Either I'm too old now. That series was meant for
- 24:00Speaker 5: I think a decidedly younger audience. I think Spider Man
- 24:05Speaker 5: like the Tom Holland one. Yeah, really, I think it's
- 24:08Speaker 5: the most Disney of all the Marvel superheroes. Yeah, I
- 24:12Speaker 5: would agree with that. And I loved the original one
- 24:17Speaker 5: with Toby maguire. That was great when I was a kid.
- 24:19Speaker 5: I mean I was obsessed with that one. That one.
- 24:21Speaker 5: Spider Man two were both great. Spider Man three not
- 24:24Speaker 5: so great. I don't know if I remember the third.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Spider Man three turned out to like turn into a
- 24:29Speaker 1: Fallout Boy video.
- 24:30Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it really did.
- 24:33Speaker 1: It was like they had like black bangs, like going
- 24:35Speaker 1: down the street. There was like a musical number.
- 24:37Speaker 5: Was that three or two?
- 24:39Speaker 1: Was that two? If you like two, then that speaks.
- 24:41Speaker 4: That's what's the one with the green might have been three?
- 24:44Speaker 5: Which one? That's one?
- 24:45Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, that's the best one.
- 24:47Speaker 5: That one's a banger.
- 24:48Speaker 4: William Dafoe is scary in that one. I used to
- 24:52Speaker 4: be so scared of the will one.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a scary Willam Dafoe.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Something new every day.
- 24:58Speaker 1: William.
- 24:58Speaker 4: I thought it was William my whole life Willem. Willem
- 25:02Speaker 4: Dafoe is a great actor.
- 25:04Speaker 5: He is a really good actor.
- 25:06Speaker 1: William is a bit of a little boy's name, though it's.
- 25:08Speaker 4: A little bit of a of a boy's name a
- 25:09Speaker 4: little bit.
- 25:10Speaker 5: You know that meme that always comes up with him
- 25:13Speaker 5: when he's like he's gay, but he's not gay's class.
- 25:19Speaker 1: You know that his h dick was too big to
- 25:23Speaker 1: be yes, what's this exact story?
- 25:26Speaker 5: Don't remember?
- 25:27Speaker 1: He needed they needed a stunt double with a smaller
- 25:30Speaker 1: dick than because he said his dick stuck out too much,
- 25:36Speaker 1: so they just needed a tiny cocked stunt man. How
- 25:39Speaker 1: do you even cast for?
- 25:40Speaker 5: That?
- 25:41Speaker 4: Was the.
- 25:43Speaker 5: Anti Christ?
- 25:46Speaker 1: You zoom in a little bit all that his.
- 25:48Speaker 5: Physical endowment was so large that it confused and distracted
- 25:53Speaker 5: the cast and crew's confused? What is that?
- 25:58Speaker 1: They're disoriented?
- 25:59Speaker 5: How that be?
- 26:00Speaker 1: My ears are ring him? What day is it?
- 26:03Speaker 4: It's like that key and peel sketch.
- 26:05Speaker 5: I thought he was not supposed to have a large penis?
- 26:08Speaker 4: Confused? Is such a funny word to use?
- 26:13Speaker 5: What is sorry?
- 26:15Speaker 4: What are we doing today?
- 26:19Speaker 1: Must have been beautiful.
- 26:21Speaker 4: It's a good problem to have, though, stunt double for
- 26:24Speaker 4: the cock?
- 26:25Speaker 1: Well, it's a good job to get if you can.
- 26:27Speaker 1: It's the best small penist job because there's really not
- 26:30Speaker 1: an economy for the small penist.
- 26:32Speaker 4: It's got to be tough being the stunt double. Though
- 26:35Speaker 4: I don't know that what you were just saying, that's
- 26:37Speaker 4: a good job.
- 26:38Speaker 1: I think that, Yeah, I think that if it's like
- 26:41Speaker 1: getting work in the Lollipop Guild as a little person,
- 26:44Speaker 1: it's like that's the best. That's the best job you
- 26:46Speaker 1: can get in that world.
- 26:48Speaker 4: I don't know if you want to be the guy
- 26:50Speaker 4: that gets the call like, hey, we're looking for a
- 26:52Speaker 4: guy with a small dick who's not going to confuse anybody.
- 26:56Speaker 1: You gotta let me read for this.
- 26:59Speaker 4: Yeah, we got Willem Dafoe over here. He got them.
- 27:03Speaker 4: He got the role, the lead role. And also his
- 27:05Speaker 4: dick is too big.
- 27:07Speaker 5: Yeah, the role calls for someone with a small penis.
- 27:12Speaker 5: And and then and then what would happen is just
- 27:14Speaker 5: like how people get angry when like they cast Brian
- 27:17Speaker 5: Cranston in a role in a wheelchair. Now, yeah, the
- 27:20Speaker 5: like crew of disabled or handicapped actors or like we
- 27:26Speaker 5: have so few role opportunities anyway, Yeah, and this is like,
- 27:30Speaker 5: you know, it's like.
- 27:31Speaker 4: When they cast a straight dude as a gay guy.
- 27:33Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's like so Hollywood. You know, it's just
- 27:37Speaker 5: a there's so many of us that have small dicks
- 27:39Speaker 5: that could have played that role convincingly.
- 27:41Speaker 4: Yeah. The stunt Tubble's showing up and he's like, well,
- 27:44Speaker 4: I mean, you know, like I can't act. I feel
- 27:48Speaker 4: like this role was really like meant for me.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like going forward, that's like a Hollywood
- 27:53Speaker 1: that we can hope for. It's like how back in
- 27:55Speaker 1: the day people were like white actors were in black face.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Now William Dafoe is in small penis. Yeah, and one day,
- 28:05Speaker 1: like we dream of an equality for small penis actors
- 28:08Speaker 1: to be able to.
- 28:09Speaker 4: They need to start a union, you know, a small
- 28:14Speaker 4: small small dick actors guild.
- 28:17Speaker 5: STAG.
- 28:20Speaker 4: I'm a part of STAG Small Dick Actors Guild.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Marching for Stag rights, Stags on strike. It's only big
- 28:28Speaker 1: dick actors working right now.
- 28:30Speaker 4: One thing I will say about will was he was
- 28:32Speaker 4: very respectful of my small dick. There was no no slights.
- 28:40Speaker 4: I got in, I did my job and he did
- 28:42Speaker 4: his job. As simple as that.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Yin and yang, it works perfectly together. For every big
- 28:49Speaker 1: dick you see, there's like five small dicks behind making it.
- 28:52Speaker 4: Happen, lifting him up, lifting up his dick.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Who made the PR for that? That's like the best
- 28:59Speaker 1: pr only good PR after that for Dix was when
- 29:03Speaker 1: I think it was Ariana Grande was like talking about
- 29:06Speaker 1: Pete Davidson's dick, like and it's fucking.
- 29:11Speaker 5: Ten inches or whatever, she said. She said someone I
- 29:14Speaker 5: think someone asked her.
- 29:16Speaker 4: Was it was it Charlemagne?
- 29:20Speaker 5: I don't know, why?
- 29:20Speaker 4: Do I feel like it was on the Breakfast Club
- 29:22Speaker 4: or maybe he talked about Maybe Pete Davidson talked about
- 29:24Speaker 4: it on the Breakfast Club.
- 29:25Speaker 1: You're talking about Charlemagne? That came, Oh got it?
- 29:30Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
- 29:33Speaker 1: And then she like like sang about it in songs.
- 29:38Speaker 5: Replied, She replied to a tweet.
- 29:41Speaker 1: She said it was he in that thank You next
- 29:44Speaker 1: song and she's like singing about how Mac Miller's dead
- 29:47Speaker 1: and Pete Davidson has a big dick. She's a she's
- 29:52Speaker 1: going through it right now.
- 29:53Speaker 4: She's going through it bad, is she? Yeah? Hoping hope
- 29:55Speaker 4: she figures it out. Honestly, it's pretty depressing to watch what's.
- 29:59Speaker 5: Wrong with her.
- 30:00Speaker 4: She's got like a really bad eating disorder.
- 30:03Speaker 1: No she doesn't. No, you're like not allowed to say
- 30:06Speaker 1: that she's a bad eating disorder. Why because then you're like.
- 30:11Speaker 5: Talent shaming or like we're not shaming, we're celebrating. No,
- 30:16Speaker 5: we're concerned.
- 30:18Speaker 4: We're concerned, but it is like genuinely concerning, Like she
- 30:21Speaker 4: looks really really unhelped.
- 30:22Speaker 5: Okay, well now we're getting a little shamey.
- 30:25Speaker 4: I don't think it's shamey, but it's like someone's got
- 30:28Speaker 4: to help her.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Oh gosh, she's like a ribcage with a jar. Yes,
- 30:33Speaker 1: respect super respectfully. Yeah, great singing.
- 30:35Speaker 4: Voice, Yeah, exactly, that's the thing.
- 30:38Speaker 5: Incredibleness amazing, talent.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Amazing, And we have to say all this.
- 30:43Speaker 4: We have to say this part.
- 30:45Speaker 5: This podcast is brought to you by our partners at
- 30:47Speaker 5: Ariana Grond. One thing Rod and I can agree on
- 30:51Speaker 5: is that arian beautiful no matter how much she's eating.
- 30:55Speaker 1: We like to see her in Wicked and her songs
- 31:01Speaker 1: most of the stuff. I'm already spending money on it.
- 31:08Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm just concerned for her.
- 31:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's kind of the general opinion because
- 31:13Speaker 4: everyone is concerned for her.
- 31:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Body negativity took over the zepi took. The zempi killed
- 31:21Speaker 1: body positivity.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Yeah, the Zempi is as a nasty nasty. I don't
- 31:27Speaker 4: know what do you guys think about it?
- 31:29Speaker 5: The zemp.
- 31:31Speaker 1: I think it's probably good for some people, but I
- 31:33Speaker 1: also think that.
- 31:35Speaker 4: And a lot of motherfuckers walking around with bottle heads.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Now, a lot of people are all wrong, like.
- 31:41Speaker 4: Like one of those pop toys or what are they
- 31:43Speaker 4: called the.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Funk pocket the funko popification of because of the zemp.
- 31:52Speaker 1: But I think that, uh, it is a short cut
- 31:54Speaker 1: and it probably has helped and saved a lot of
- 31:56Speaker 1: people's but also people are taking the shortcut that could
- 32:03Speaker 1: get there the long way, or that also don't even
- 32:06Speaker 1: need to get there, you know what I mean, Like
- 32:08Speaker 1: they're taking the.
- 32:10Speaker 4: I mean, the funkopops is pretty spot on. It's exactly
- 32:13Speaker 4: what they look like. But it's only like some people,
- 32:17Speaker 4: you know, some people it looks like they look good.
- 32:19Speaker 5: If I took ozempic, I'd be funko poppy because I
- 32:22Speaker 5: have a humongous head and there's only so much sort
- 32:26Speaker 5: of skin that you can lose on your face.
- 32:29Speaker 4: Yeah, and head. I think it's good and it's bad.
- 32:33Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know.
- 32:35Speaker 1: I wait to take a stance on this one.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Holy shit, bro, I just think there's a lot of
- 32:38Speaker 4: people that are doing it that don't need it.
- 32:40Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, which is like, what are you supposed to
- 32:44Speaker 5: say you're not fat enough to take it?
- 32:47Speaker 1: Well, that's why they used to say it was for
- 32:49Speaker 1: other shit.
- 32:50Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so hard to sort of draw a line.
- 32:54Speaker 4: I feel like there should just be like a required BMI.
- 32:56Speaker 5: But the BMI whole measurement is also.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Completely because you're morbidly obese. I'm morbidly OBEs.
- 33:03Speaker 1: What about people who just want to taste the most
- 33:05Speaker 1: MPIC for a couple of months.
- 33:10Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know. Well Dana cycles on
- 33:12Speaker 5: and off. Well, Dana, it doesn't work on it, it
- 33:15Speaker 5: doesn't work.
- 33:16Speaker 1: His surviving barstool cards said that he's the only person
- 33:19Speaker 1: that's gained weight on those EMPIC Yeah, mathematically, which is
- 33:22Speaker 1: a feather in his hat.
- 33:23Speaker 4: I mean, what if you just took a bunch of adderall, Like,
- 33:25Speaker 4: what if you just started taking like you know, I
- 33:28Speaker 4: don't know.
- 33:28Speaker 5: If that's like a healthy way to lose weight. But
- 33:31Speaker 5: He's go to day up more hours and grind my teeth.
- 33:34Speaker 4: Well, I mean more so because it presses your appetite,
- 33:36Speaker 4: but like what it like not not so you can
- 33:39Speaker 4: just get fucking cracked out of your mind.
- 33:41Speaker 5: It's going to be awake for twenty hours a day,
- 33:43Speaker 5: and that way I won't be lying down and not
- 33:45Speaker 5: burning calories.
- 33:46Speaker 4: All I know is that when I was taking aderall,
- 33:47Speaker 4: when I was a kid, I weighed like one hundred pounds.
- 33:50Speaker 4: But like what what, Oh well then what's healthier?
- 33:53Speaker 5: Though?
- 33:54Speaker 4: You know, like, I don't think either of them are
- 33:56Speaker 4: necessarily a healthy way to lose weight.
- 33:58Speaker 5: They're both suppressing that healthy way to lose weight is obvious.
- 34:01Speaker 5: It's known, it's been around to the gym. No, it's
- 34:04Speaker 5: diet and exercise. Yeah, but what I said, come on,
- 34:10Speaker 5: yeah exactly Like people can't have necessarily the discipline to
- 34:15Speaker 5: do that, or or their their body, their constitution doesn't
- 34:19Speaker 5: wire that way. I've come away from this idea that
- 34:23Speaker 5: if I don't know that people are overweight because it's
- 34:27Speaker 5: their fault, I don't believe that at all. Oh you think, okay,
- 34:31Speaker 5: I've no enough people now who I have seen be
- 34:35Speaker 5: overweight even though they're trying not to be. And I'm like, yeah,
- 34:40Speaker 5: there's just certain genetic factors whatever things that unfortunately, it's
- 34:48Speaker 5: like an unlucky situation.
- 34:50Speaker 1: I also know the other way, people like j Will
- 34:53Speaker 1: and like Marty Mush who eat nothing but like fast food.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they're in like pretty good shape.
- 34:58Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, like taco and Baja blast for breakfast.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Yes, you're like having straight Baja blasts and you cannot
- 35:04Speaker 1: get fat. Yeah, and that's because your God's favorite.
- 35:07Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just metabolism.
- 35:08Speaker 4: Yeah, God, but I mean, like what you like if
- 35:11Speaker 4: they both are just suppressing your appetite, Like, wouldn't I
- 35:15Speaker 4: don't know if it's If it's me, I'm going, I'm
- 35:17Speaker 4: going the adderall the adderall diet.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Yeah, because at least you'll be able to fucking brind.
- 35:21Speaker 1: You're gonna grind, grind your teeth, but you're also gonna
- 35:25Speaker 1: fucking write something good, fucking get everything done, check off
- 35:29Speaker 1: your you know, your entire checklist for the day, clean
- 35:33Speaker 1: the house with a toothbrush.
- 35:34Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. M M.
- 35:36Speaker 1: I also do not care what people put in their body. No,
- 35:38Speaker 1: I truly do not give a fuck if people take
- 35:41Speaker 1: oceempic or adderall or anything.
- 35:43Speaker 4: Do you think it's the food.
- 35:46Speaker 1: No, I think it's a I think people are born
- 35:48Speaker 1: with certain metabolisms.
- 35:49Speaker 4: But do you think like our food is just that
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- 37:17Speaker 1: I'm tired of people saying that they go to Italy
- 37:19Speaker 1: and they lose weight. But they do. They do?
- 37:23Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because they smoke a pack of skinny SIGs
- 37:26Speaker 5: a day while they're over there.
- 37:27Speaker 4: What was the who is what? What movie is it?
- 37:30Speaker 4: Where the guy says like he's like, smoking doesn't kill.
- 37:32Speaker 4: He's like people in China smoke and they live till
- 37:34Speaker 4: they're one hundred and thirty. Like it's they say, it's
- 37:37Speaker 4: the food. The food In.
- 37:38Speaker 5: America, dude, there's this new phenomenon where, for whatever reason,
- 37:44Speaker 5: people think it's sexy to post photos of themselves smoking cigarettes.
- 37:48Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, let's come back. No on forever.
- 37:50Speaker 5: No, But it didn't for a while and now it's back.
- 37:53Speaker 5: I think it's an automatic ew.
- 37:55Speaker 4: I think that's been a thing for like I would say,
- 37:57Speaker 4: the last ten years.
- 37:59Speaker 5: I don't mind if you smoke a cigarette, don't take
- 38:01Speaker 5: a photo of it and post it.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Well, I think that just like guys performative, Yeah, of course,
- 38:07Speaker 1: but I think it's sexy for guys like Liam Neeson's
- 38:10Speaker 1: stunt double, who see it as like a phallic thing, like, oh,
- 38:13Speaker 1: that's my size, that's that's that looks like my penis.
- 38:17Speaker 4: I would rather see someone post a photo of them
- 38:19Speaker 4: smoking a cigarette than people that post photos of them
- 38:21Speaker 4: smoking weed. Yeah, posting photos smoking weed, I view that
- 38:25Speaker 4: as bum behavior.
- 38:26Speaker 5: That's bum behavior too, But I think the cigarette thing
- 38:28Speaker 5: is even worse. Honestly.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see that weed has overtaken cigarettes as
- 38:33Speaker 1: the an alcohol. I don't know about alcohol.
- 38:36Speaker 4: I think it's like the most consumed Well.
- 38:39Speaker 1: I was saying most smoked thing, So I don't know
- 38:41Speaker 1: how many people are smoking alcohol. Wow, I'll take your
- 38:44Speaker 1: word for it.
- 38:45Speaker 4: They're vaporizing it. Yeah, apparently, like if you do that, like.
- 38:52Speaker 5: Just smoke the whole beer, I'll go home with smoke
- 38:56Speaker 5: a six pack.
- 38:57Speaker 4: I think you can get like insanely drunk.
- 38:59Speaker 1: Yeah, way too fast, I guarantee. Dana Beers is working
- 39:02Speaker 1: on the science to figure that out. Right.
- 39:05Speaker 4: Yeah, they gotta get Yeah, we gotta get beer carts.
- 39:10Speaker 1: They have DMT in a pen. Yeah, why can't we
- 39:13Speaker 1: have them?
- 39:13Speaker 3: We have pen.
- 39:19Speaker 4: Smoking on an ipa. It's an acquired taste.
- 39:23Speaker 5: Let's here, it's from Vermont small Batch.
- 39:28Speaker 4: We might get to a point where we're just smoking everything,
- 39:31Speaker 4: you know, Yeah for sure, that's just now we consume vegetables. Yeah,
- 39:36Speaker 4: time for my broccoli.
- 39:41Speaker 5: I hate this.
- 39:42Speaker 4: Yeah, gross?
- 39:45Speaker 1: Or like how they've made weed, Like how we used
- 39:48Speaker 1: to be like twenty percent thchc and like a beer
- 39:51Speaker 1: is like six percent alcohol, but now there's like forty thc.
- 39:56Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and so.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Now it's like you're gonna have like a forty p
- 40:00Speaker 1: alcohol be your vape.
- 40:02Speaker 4: I don't think the higher the THCHC, I don't think.
- 40:05Speaker 4: I think it just makes the side effect significantly worse.
- 40:09Speaker 4: Like I feel like there's no difference between like twenty
- 40:11Speaker 4: five percent thchc and forty percent thchc other than you
- 40:14Speaker 4: just feel worse.
- 40:16Speaker 5: The next day. Yeah, I feel it big time, really, Yeah,
- 40:20Speaker 5: because I have a higher tolerance now, and twenty percent
- 40:25Speaker 5: gets me whatever normal relaxed. Forty percent gets me high.
- 40:31Speaker 4: Yeah, but what if you just smoked more of the
- 40:32Speaker 4: twenty percent.
- 40:34Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't like to do that. I
- 40:35Speaker 5: don't like to just pile it on.
- 40:38Speaker 4: That's why you have a bomb.
- 40:39Speaker 5: I don't have it anymore.
- 40:40Speaker 4: Oh you got rid of it.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Nikki took it when she got successful. She's like, that's
- 40:46Speaker 5: mine now.
- 40:47Speaker 4: The not smoking is I don't know. I don't know
- 40:50Speaker 4: how long I'm gonna I'm gonna do this for, to
- 40:52Speaker 4: be honest. What Yeah, I'm skidding fucking two days in now?
- 40:56Speaker 4: What do you mean I'm over a weekend? Come on back, baby,
- 40:59Speaker 4: come on, it's been over a week. Dangerous out there, Yeah,
- 41:02Speaker 4: it's safe, there's like no fun.
- 41:04Speaker 1: What do you mean you've had the most product. You
- 41:06Speaker 1: were on the limitless pill all week.
- 41:07Speaker 4: Yeah, but now I'm burnt out.
- 41:09Speaker 1: No, you're not. I'm looking you're burnt out of being
- 41:12Speaker 1: not not high.
- 41:15Speaker 4: I'm trying to melt some fucking wax to my brain.
- 41:19Speaker 5: No, you're going to come back stronger than yeaps.
- 41:24Speaker 4: I'm getting a nectar collector.
- 41:25Speaker 1: You don't.
- 41:27Speaker 5: You went out beyond the wall and it scared you,
- 41:29Speaker 5: so you're going to come back in and make sure
- 41:31Speaker 5: that you never leave again.
- 41:32Speaker 4: It's just feeling like shit's too serious, you know.
- 41:35Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like it.
- 41:36Speaker 4: I just feel like, I mean, it's always like.
- 41:38Speaker 5: How motivated you are. It's making me very self conscious.
- 41:40Speaker 5: I don't.
- 41:41Speaker 4: I mean, it's obviously like a mental thing, but like,
- 41:44Speaker 4: I guess I just associate nighttime with smoking weed, and
- 41:48Speaker 4: like when I don't smoke, which I haven't been smoking weed,
- 41:50Speaker 4: it's like I feel like I work all day and
- 41:53Speaker 4: then I just get in bed and then I like,
- 41:55Speaker 4: I'm just like waiting to go back to work.
- 41:57Speaker 5: You know, Yeah, there's no there's nothing like sucks.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Yeah you need to get fucked up to escape from
- 42:03Speaker 1: your podcast job.
- 42:04Speaker 4: Yeah, which is bad. So that's why I'm like, maybe
- 42:08Speaker 4: I should take more of a break.
- 42:09Speaker 5: You're missing You're missing the routine, the ritual, the grinding,
- 42:13Speaker 5: the rolling. That's all comforting, that's all nice.
- 42:17Speaker 1: It's a let us wrap then, like you can get
- 42:22Speaker 1: that routine through other things, the tactile routine. Get that
- 42:26Speaker 1: a lot more. Zoco.
- 42:27Speaker 5: I need you, no, no, no.
- 42:28Speaker 4: But I am like I do feel so much better
- 42:31Speaker 4: and I feel like I am having more fun. Like
- 42:33Speaker 4: I played. I was playing video games with Bow and
- 42:35Speaker 4: Matt last night, Like I had a blast, and then
- 42:37Speaker 4: I get off and then I'm just like, yeah, I
- 42:40Speaker 4: guess it's time to go to bed.
- 42:41Speaker 5: Is there a world where you could only smoke right
- 42:44Speaker 5: before you go to bed.
- 42:45Speaker 4: No, that's it's a slippery slope. Even if I do Gwen,
- 42:50Speaker 4: I do go back, I'm gonna go weekends only, I think.
- 42:53Speaker 5: No, yeah, I don't think you will. I think I will.
- 42:58Speaker 5: I think we're gonna we're gonna get your back.
- 43:03Speaker 1: You're gonna come back. You're gonna build back better now,
- 43:05Speaker 1: you're gonna be strong that I'm.
- 43:07Speaker 4: Gonna build back in a healthier routine.
- 43:09Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think that you're gonna build back
- 43:11Speaker 1: like more. And you're gonna be taking like fifteen breaks
- 43:15Speaker 1: every fifteen minutes of the podcast to go to the
- 43:18Speaker 1: bathroom like a coke head. You're gonna be doing weed
- 43:20Speaker 1: like a coke head. Yeah, No, I hope not that
- 43:22Speaker 1: we're gonna be pounding on the bathroom door. Yeah, and
- 43:25Speaker 1: you're gonna be like slumped in a stall.
- 43:27Speaker 4: No, it's yeah, I don't. I don't like that at all.
- 43:29Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen to you.
- 43:31Speaker 5: No, I would hope not.
- 43:32Speaker 1: If you don't take control of your life, it's because
- 43:35Speaker 1: of your endless need for dopamine.
- 43:38Speaker 4: I think it is to dope my dopamine, my dopamine,
- 43:41Speaker 4: receptors are fried.
- 43:42Speaker 1: So that means you need to like reset them through
- 43:45Speaker 1: aggressive like no, no, like you need no stimulation for
- 43:51Speaker 1: long periods of time. You need to be understimulated. So
- 43:54Speaker 1: even the slightest thing like so seeing the color red
- 43:57Speaker 1: like that gets.
- 43:57Speaker 4: Me going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I might.
- 44:00Speaker 4: I think I just need to go full dopamine reset.
- 44:03Speaker 1: You need to stare at a wall, yeah, for weeks.
- 44:06Speaker 5: Do you guys have any TV shows that you like?
- 44:09Speaker 4: Veep Deep's the funniest show I've ever watched anything new, amazing,
- 44:15Speaker 4: so fucking funny.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Have you watched all? No?
- 44:17Speaker 4: He refuses to watch it strictly because I suggested it.
- 44:20Speaker 5: No, I refuse to watch it because it has a
- 44:21Speaker 5: female leak.
- 44:22Speaker 4: It's literally like it's.
- 44:25Speaker 5: I know, I'm kidding, it's amazing. It is so fucking funny. No.
- 44:32Speaker 4: I heard that Widow's Bay show is pretty good. I've
- 44:35Speaker 4: watched it though it's on Apple TV.
- 44:37Speaker 1: House of Stassy on Hulu. Really good. No, why not?
- 44:43Speaker 5: That stuff is not for me?
- 44:45Speaker 1: How do you even know what it is?
- 44:47Speaker 5: Well, it's everywhere And I was talking to like, uh,
- 44:51Speaker 5: who was I talking to you? Una? Because Una had
- 44:53Speaker 5: her on Oh really Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had her
- 44:57Speaker 5: on her drawing show. Damn. So she was like, none
- 44:59Speaker 5: of my episodes do anywhere with famous people? Do anywhere near?
- 45:03Speaker 5: As well as like Harry, Oh.
- 45:06Speaker 4: Come on now, face you're talking about the face.
- 45:14Speaker 1: I should just have you on again. Honestly, I mean, hey.
- 45:18Speaker 5: Why don't you co host that show with you?
- 45:20Speaker 1: No?
- 45:21Speaker 4: I don't think that's a good idea.
- 45:22Speaker 5: Why is that because.
- 45:25Speaker 1: From the bone the only thing he's drawing is a
- 45:28Speaker 1: nice long toad from the joint.
- 45:30Speaker 4: I might have to get Maybe I'll start smoking siggs.
- 45:32Speaker 4: Maybe that's next.
- 45:34Speaker 1: You couldn't handle SIGs?
- 45:36Speaker 4: No, I couldn't so gross. I tried to smell. I
- 45:39Speaker 4: smoked like a sig in Vegas because everyone was smoking SIGs.
- 45:42Speaker 5: Nasty.
- 45:44Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so gross and like you brush your teeth
- 45:47Speaker 4: nine times, it.
- 45:47Speaker 1: Never goes away. In that city too hot, but also
- 45:52Speaker 1: just like concrete and like unnatural.
- 45:56Speaker 4: Well, we were we were in we were in the burbs.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Oh you were Oh yeah, we had a great like
- 46:01Speaker 4: sick pad.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Where were you?
- 46:03Speaker 4: We were like twenty minutes outside Vegas, hotly shit, and
- 46:06Speaker 4: we had we were right on a golf course.
- 46:08Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I could see his sick hitting out there.
- 46:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. It's just not really for me.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Yeah. Six you need to be back on the booze
- 46:17Speaker 1: to enjoy a sick and that's intermittently.
- 46:19Speaker 4: Yeah, I literally have no interest in going back to
- 46:22Speaker 4: the booze.
- 46:23Speaker 5: I'm going to Vegas in September really with my friends?
- 46:27Speaker 5: Oh really? For fun? Well, it's they're expecting to have fun,
- 46:32Speaker 5: you're not. I'm just going because I missed them.
- 46:35Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll have fun.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Why did they pick Vegas?
- 46:38Speaker 5: They like it, They like to gamble, they liked that.
- 46:42Speaker 4: It's pretty hard not to have fun in Vegas. I
- 46:45Speaker 4: don't have fun there.
- 46:46Speaker 5: You will. I don't like to you will. I don't
- 46:48Speaker 5: like it.
- 46:49Speaker 4: You're gonna have fun.
- 46:51Speaker 5: I My idea of fun is like a ski trip
- 46:54Speaker 5: or whitewater, you know, being outside.
- 46:57Speaker 4: But a casino is fun for a if.
- 47:00Speaker 5: You're winning, which I'm not, and for a couple hours. Yeah,
- 47:06Speaker 5: we're going for three nights. That's an eternity in Vegas.
- 47:11Speaker 4: It's a long time. Especially, are you guys staying like
- 47:13Speaker 4: in Vegas.
- 47:14Speaker 5: Yeah, we're staying at the wind only place to stay,
- 47:17Speaker 5: only place, Yes, it is.
- 47:20Speaker 1: It's the only place to stay.
- 47:21Speaker 4: It's the only place to stay.
- 47:23Speaker 5: Haven't they not really renovated the rooms in forever? When
- 47:26Speaker 5: was the last time they renovated the wind?
- 47:28Speaker 4: Was it Dante that had to get that caught a
- 47:31Speaker 4: smoking room in Vegas because he wanted to hit his vape?
- 47:34Speaker 1: I don't know who who Wasn't it surprised me. You guys,
- 47:37Speaker 1: you should get a suite up there.
- 47:39Speaker 5: Maybe we will. I have I'm going with some heavy hitters.
- 47:42Speaker 1: With the heavy hitters. Get a suite with the heavy hitter.
- 47:44Speaker 4: Some pipe play, Yeah, have a little hangover like experience.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Is that from picture?
- 47:53Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna call up a couple of them up
- 47:56Speaker 5: some fucking some heavy pipe hit and miss I wish
- 48:04Speaker 5: he was dead. I don't know. Make it after he
- 48:06Speaker 5: got raped? Yep, after ra Yeah, and Bud comes back
- 48:10Speaker 5: as as you and me is consumed. We cool?
- 48:13Speaker 4: Would do you guys see yourself ever watching that movie again?
- 48:16Speaker 5: Yes?
- 48:17Speaker 4: Whatever, amazing movie whenever it's on watch Because you're a
- 48:20Speaker 4: cable guy, Yeah, yeah, cable. I feel like it's better
- 48:23Speaker 4: you getting one that you getting more of a natural
- 48:25Speaker 4: and you.
- 48:25Speaker 1: Could catch it in the middle of it. Yeah, you
- 48:27Speaker 1: don't have to watch everything from the beginning.
- 48:29Speaker 4: Maybe I should get cable.
- 48:30Speaker 1: It's nice to jump into it.
- 48:31Speaker 4: Yeah, I think cable actually might replace the weed for me.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's way easier.
- 48:37Speaker 4: Because you kind of get a good dopamine hit of
- 48:39Speaker 4: like changing the channels and then the show that you're like,
- 48:42Speaker 4: oh shit, something's actually on.
- 48:43Speaker 5: Oh what a wonderful like retro retro step back. Yeah,
- 48:48Speaker 5: it's your version of TV vinyl.
- 48:51Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, because I know I only.
- 48:53Speaker 5: Have twenty seven channel. Did you see that show on ESPN?
- 48:58Speaker 5: Oh you mean eight?
- 48:59Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think that could be a good Like
- 49:02Speaker 4: I think that is kind of a dopamine reset in
- 49:04Speaker 4: a way, because it's like you don't just get to
- 49:06Speaker 4: like it's almost overwhelming having to open up the smart
- 49:09Speaker 4: TV and it's like what should we watch? We could
- 49:12Speaker 4: watch literally and everything there's we could watch anything that
- 49:15Speaker 4: has ever been made, rather than cable. You're like, some
- 49:19Speaker 4: nights you're gonna have to watch a shit movie or
- 49:21Speaker 4: like maybe.
- 49:22Speaker 1: You find a new movie that you didn't expect.
- 49:24Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
- 49:25Speaker 1: There's it is a truly sublime feeling to click into
- 49:30Speaker 1: something on cable and to pull the blanket up to
- 49:33Speaker 1: your chin. Oh yeah, and you're just there and you're
- 49:35Speaker 1: just like sitting there for a while.
- 49:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 49:36Speaker 4: The reast is when you don't even know, like if
- 49:38Speaker 4: you're at like a shitty hotel, you don't even know
- 49:40Speaker 4: what the movie is. Yeah, just watching a movie.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no TV guide channel.
- 49:45Speaker 4: I'm looking up the quotes from the movie, trying to
- 49:47Speaker 4: figure out what movie I'm watching.
- 49:50Speaker 5: Dude, I started watching the movie Hamnet Hamnets.
- 49:55Speaker 1: I fell asleep in that one.
- 49:56Speaker 5: Bro. I'm normally in the past, this would have been
- 49:59Speaker 5: a movie I would have loved. Yeah. I know. It's
- 50:02Speaker 5: well regarded, well reviewed, nominated. It's sort of Shakespeare in
- 50:07Speaker 5: Love meets you know.
- 50:09Speaker 4: Oh, I've seen this, you saw I haven't seen I've
- 50:11Speaker 4: seen like that. I know the movie.
- 50:12Speaker 5: Okay, Well, anyway, I've now. It has been three attempts
- 50:16Speaker 5: to finish this movie. I don't think I'm a third
- 50:19Speaker 5: of the way through. Yeah.
- 50:20Speaker 3: That No.
- 50:21Speaker 5: I watched twenty fifteen minutes of it, and I am like,
- 50:26Speaker 5: there is nothing else that would be less interesting than
- 50:32Speaker 5: what I'm doing.
- 50:32Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how you consume movies like that.
- 50:36Speaker 5: It's my point, because I know I'm trying to restrengthen
- 50:40Speaker 5: my attention and muscle. It is atrophied from scrolling. Scrolling, yeah, variety. Yeah,
- 50:50Speaker 5: as you said, I just always I'll watch five ten
- 50:52Speaker 5: minutes or something and assume like that's.
- 50:54Speaker 1: Why you have to pull the blanket up your chin
- 50:56Speaker 1: like that that is like yourself a key, like because
- 50:59Speaker 1: it basically it removes your hands from the situation. Yeah,
- 51:02Speaker 1: the blanket is to the chin. You you can't scroll one.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Do you guys have a TV in your room?
- 51:08Speaker 5: M m?
- 51:08Speaker 4: I do you watch TV like when you're going to bed?
- 51:11Speaker 1: No? Not really.
- 51:13Speaker 4: I have a TV in my room now. It's fucking awesome,
- 51:15Speaker 4: is it. I've been wondering if I should do that.
- 51:18Speaker 4: It's pretty sick, especially if you have like if you
- 51:20Speaker 4: have nothing the next day or whatever, Like it's nice
- 51:22Speaker 4: to like lay in bed and watch something.
- 51:25Speaker 5: I don't do that.
- 51:27Speaker 4: That's not free because you don't have a TV in
- 51:28Speaker 4: your room.
- 51:29Speaker 5: No, I just don't, like I could. That would make
- 51:31Speaker 5: me feel that would make me feel really lost. You
- 51:34Speaker 5: feel just rot rot in my bed? What do you
- 51:38Speaker 5: mean rot? You're watching a fucking movie eleven am.
- 51:44Speaker 1: I'm not talking about eleven A.
- 51:45Speaker 4: I'm talking about the night before.
- 51:47Speaker 5: Oh I thought you said, I.
- 51:48Speaker 4: Said like if you have nothing the next day so
- 51:50Speaker 4: you don't have to worry about like, oh I gotta
- 51:51Speaker 4: go to.
- 51:51Speaker 5: The Oh, miss, I'm misunderstood. I thought you meant the
- 51:54Speaker 5: next day is when you're watching the movie.
- 51:55Speaker 4: No, no, that that's the thing that sucks is I'm
- 51:58Speaker 4: going to get another TV because I am I don't
- 52:00Speaker 4: watch TV at all during the day because I again,
- 52:02Speaker 4: I like what you just said. I don't want to
- 52:04Speaker 4: bet at eleven am in one or something.
- 52:06Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, so you only have one TV room?
- 52:08Speaker 4: Now I only have one TV.
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- 52:33Speaker 4: But they're dude, they're so cheap.
- 52:34Speaker 1: There's no excuse to only have one.
- 52:35Speaker 4: Then exactly, I'm going to get a second yeah, four.
- 52:38Speaker 5: K And that second one is is for what reason
- 52:42Speaker 5: living room so that you can watch TV during the day. Football,
- 52:46Speaker 5: that's fine, But you're going to say a TV for football. Now,
- 52:50Speaker 5: all you're telling me is that it's only gross if
- 52:55Speaker 5: you watch TV in your bedroom during the day. Yeah,
- 53:00Speaker 5: as long as as long as it's out in the open,
- 53:03Speaker 5: it's healthy.
- 53:05Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna watch I
- 53:07Speaker 4: don't even disagree. I don't watch TV during the day regardless.
- 53:10Speaker 4: I don't disagree, like I never watch TV during that
- 53:12Speaker 4: I don't really watch TV as it is, so like
- 53:15Speaker 4: I don't I play video games. You wouldn't want to
- 53:17Speaker 4: watch TV. You wouldn't want to watch football in your bedroom.
- 53:19Speaker 4: I've done that. I've had that set up before. It's
- 53:22Speaker 4: it's nice, but no, I would much rather watch TV
- 53:25Speaker 4: like on the couch.
- 53:26Speaker 1: You're gonna screen out your crib. You're gonna it's the
- 53:29Speaker 1: corrobification of your crib. Yeah, definitely, just gotta have you
- 53:32Speaker 1: might so you're one step away from having eight screens
- 53:36Speaker 1: in your living room.
- 53:38Speaker 4: Currently, there are three screens in my living room and
- 53:41Speaker 4: one screen in my bedroom.
- 53:43Speaker 1: And you're going to add a T four And once
- 53:46Speaker 1: you add a TV, you need two side TVs for
- 53:48Speaker 1: the uh.
- 53:50Speaker 4: Love how you love how you're thinking?
- 53:52Speaker 1: And then like two lower computer monitors. Yeah, so you
- 53:56Speaker 1: can watch Red Zone.
- 53:57Speaker 4: What do you think do you think I do that?
- 53:59Speaker 4: You think I go You think I go one regular TV?
- 54:01Speaker 4: Or you think I go like four small TVs squad box.
- 54:04Speaker 1: No, no, then you go one and then wings. We
- 54:09Speaker 1: need your main one.
- 54:10Speaker 4: So two side monitors, vertical, side monitors, vertical.
- 54:14Speaker 5: I want your home to look like the lobby at CNN.
- 54:18Speaker 4: I wanted to look like the fucking the scene in
- 54:20Speaker 4: the Dark Night where Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly. When like
- 54:26Speaker 4: I want to be able to sit at my desk
- 54:28Speaker 4: and like be doing whatever. And then I got my hair,
- 54:32Speaker 4: and then I got my spinny chair, and I want
- 54:33Speaker 4: to turn around and see Drake May throwing a dime
- 54:36Speaker 4: to aj Brown.
- 54:38Speaker 1: Yeah, it's key to have one of your TVs be
- 54:40Speaker 1: on a lag so you can watch it and then
- 54:42Speaker 1: watch the replay in real time.
- 54:44Speaker 5: Yeah. I love it.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Spinny chair, I love it. You need it at all angles.
- 54:49Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I
- 54:52Speaker 4: don't know what I'm gonna do.
- 54:54Speaker 1: Then you treat yourselves and then you get out to
- 54:57Speaker 1: queens and you just fucking you stretch your goddamn leg Oh.
- 55:00Speaker 4: Yeah, legs are getting stretched. That's for damn Sure.
- 55:03Speaker 1: You have some delicious Queen's food. I got the Michelin app.
- 55:07Speaker 1: There's a lot of Michelin restaurants out Queens Bro.
- 55:09Speaker 5: Yeah, all the food out there is insane. Well, they
- 55:11Speaker 5: probably have a lot of the bib Gourmands out there.
- 55:14Speaker 1: What does that mean? I was looking at what is
- 55:15Speaker 1: Big Warman.
- 55:16Speaker 5: Bib Gormond is really good food, really good value. Oh,
- 55:20Speaker 5: they're like awesome, awesome restaurants that don't they're not quite
- 55:23Speaker 5: fancy enough to have a star. Yeah, but that doesn't
- 55:26Speaker 5: mean that they're worse. I some of my favorite restaurants
- 55:30Speaker 5: are Big Gormond.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Oh, so some of the stuff on the Michelin app
- 55:33Speaker 1: isn't Michelin Stars.
- 55:33Speaker 5: Bib Gourmont Yeah, and then they even they have that,
- 55:36Speaker 5: and then they also have do you have the app?
- 55:39Speaker 1: No, you're aware of the bib Gourmand system without even
- 55:43Speaker 1: yeah to the app.
- 55:44Speaker 4: How many Michelin star restaurants are there even in New York?
- 55:46Speaker 5: Oh, there's so many. If you count Big Warm Stars,
- 55:49Speaker 5: there's like forty oh two stars. There's probably like twelve
- 55:54Speaker 5: what's the three stars. There's probably like four. In fact,
- 55:57Speaker 5: I bet you I could name the three star Resta
- 56:00Speaker 5: is Labor and one of them, yeah for sure is
- 56:03Speaker 5: for Charles. One of them, no, no, fort Charles might
- 56:08Speaker 5: have one star, but I don't know.
- 56:10Speaker 4: See, that's where the system is broken to me, because
- 56:12Speaker 4: four Charles, in my opinion, should have five stars.
- 56:16Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's it's like a different it's so much
- 56:18Speaker 5: more about the food and the service.
- 56:20Speaker 1: And the preparation of the style of cooking. And there's
- 56:25Speaker 1: like like almost trophy generation diversity quotient where it's like
- 56:31Speaker 1: you're Cambodian and your many food needs to have like
- 56:35Speaker 1: representation too.
- 56:37Speaker 5: Yea.
- 56:37Speaker 1: So it's like there's going to be a place that
- 56:39Speaker 1: has a Michelin star that's by JFK, where you can
- 56:42Speaker 1: get Trinidaddian food ship like that, and it's like.
- 56:45Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what Queens feels like. A lot of the
- 56:47Speaker 4: places in Queens feel like somewhere that like Anthony Bourdain would.
- 56:50Speaker 5: Go, yeah, and you're sitting on a.
- 56:52Speaker 4: Stool, yeah exactly.
- 56:53Speaker 1: I want to hear you try and name them the
- 56:54Speaker 1: places with for me.
- 56:56Speaker 5: I know, I know Masa Relega too, really yeah, rats, it's.
- 57:01Speaker 4: Oh they got they got brought down relegated.
- 57:04Speaker 5: By the way, why congrats to me.
- 57:06Speaker 4: I was congratulating them, but I misunderstood.
- 57:09Speaker 5: No, they got taken down to two, which is bad
- 57:11Speaker 5: for them because I think they're the single most expensive
- 57:13Speaker 5: restaurant in New York City. Recover from that. Correct, that's
- 57:18Speaker 5: not good. The top ones are Bernard I think it's
- 57:27Speaker 5: another one is Oh boy, you should know.
- 57:31Speaker 1: You shouldn't. There's one you should know, and there's three.
- 57:33Speaker 1: I'd be shocked if you knew.
- 57:34Speaker 5: Mark for is not three stars. Per Se is three stars.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Yes, per Se exactly.
- 57:43Speaker 5: Is Gabriel Kruther not.
- 57:48Speaker 4: Close though?
- 57:49Speaker 5: Wait wait wait wait one of them is Daniel.
- 57:55Speaker 1: Then Nors Penny, but saluted Daniel Penny.
- 57:59Speaker 5: Wait, don't tell me. Keep you guys. Roberts Neurons Atomics
- 58:03Speaker 5: is two stars and it should be three.
- 58:04Speaker 1: They Atomics is not. Of course, you think that low
- 58:07Speaker 1: Conda verd is Is.
- 58:10Speaker 4: That the one that robbers Neurons. I've never been. I
- 58:15Speaker 4: don't go to these dumb ass restaurants. This ship is
- 58:21Speaker 4: all dumb. I want you guys to know that I'd
- 58:25Speaker 4: actually like I support you, guys. I support you guys
- 58:28Speaker 4: being more into like the fancy like wine and stuff
- 58:31Speaker 4: like that than this bullshit.
- 58:32Speaker 5: That's what this is.
- 58:33Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is it's a scam. You're being scammed.
- 58:36Speaker 1: No, wine is way more of a scam than this.
- 58:38Speaker 5: No, I went to.
- 58:39Speaker 4: Labour and ident it is a scam.
- 58:41Speaker 1: Certainly not certainly is how did you not enjoy the
- 58:45Speaker 1: food you taste?
- 58:46Speaker 4: I'll get ill get the lobster and then they bring
- 58:47Speaker 4: it out into a tic tac. It's a tic Tac
- 58:50Speaker 4: sized lobster and you go, wow, that seems like it
- 58:53Speaker 4: would have been good if there was more of it.
- 58:55Speaker 1: So if you ran the Michelin Star program, uh, like
- 58:58Speaker 1: Red Lobster because they have big loss.
- 59:01Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly if I would go to Red Lobster a
- 59:05Speaker 4: hundred times before I went to labor And again that's insane.
- 59:10Speaker 4: Diet coke and one of those cool cool cups, one
- 59:13Speaker 4: of them you know.
- 59:15Speaker 5: Oh eleven Madison Park is three stars.
- 59:17Speaker 1: Yes, yes, wow, that's a Korean one.
- 59:21Speaker 5: I don't know the.
- 59:24Speaker 4: Shushy Sushi show really snap it up for sushi show.
- 59:34Speaker 5: I think the two stars are there are the ones
- 59:36Speaker 5: you want to hit though, if you really want that
- 59:37Speaker 5: level of like high cuisine because they're the ones that
- 59:40Speaker 5: are fighting so fucking hard to get a third star.
- 59:43Speaker 4: So what is for Charles do we confirm? Because that's
- 59:46Speaker 4: I'm basing that as the number one restaurant in New
- 59:48Speaker 4: York for me, for my cuisine, my taste, my preference,
- 59:53Speaker 4: my wine tastes. They have all of my favorites, red,
- 59:56Speaker 4: White House, Red, How what.
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: Just quickly, Tyler, would you look up whether or not
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: for Charles has a has a designation under Michelin.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: Or they're simply a bib guarmonde They could, which.
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: I doubt they would be because I don't think that
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: their prices would suit that does not have in the star.
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: It's a recommended, it's a recommended. It's still noted.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Well, Michelin doesn't have to be your only food recommendation,
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: but you could. I mean, the infatuation I think does
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: a good job of recommending food.
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: Yeah, Eater is the best eater every the Eater has
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: in all the top cities in America. It has the
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: for whatever reason, the thirty nine best restaurants in Chicago,
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: the thirty nine best restaurants in.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: But there are social media presences infuriating. I think they're
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: the ones who are like, if you go to London,
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: you have to try this burger. That's going to change
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: your life.
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: Ron don't walk.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the Eater cad.
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: But the thing that the one thing about Eater that
- 1:01:02Speaker 5: I do really like Belly. Actually, yeah that's Belly. I
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: don't like BELLI that's Belly. The one thing about Eater
- 1:01:08Speaker 5: that I really like is that you can go to
- 1:01:10Speaker 5: the map and then see which restaurants are near you
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: m which I think you can do on infatuation Yelp.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: I think everyone is integrated the map yep.
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: The problem with Yelp is like they're like, here's their
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: hot dogs stand. It's great, and there's too many there's
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: too many restaurants on Yelp. Yeah, they got everything on Yelp.
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: Yelp is Yelp has I think surpassed like Google Maps
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: and Apple Maps.
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: I don't like Yelp. It is the map you could type.
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: In like I need to get an eight gigabyte flash
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: drive and they're telling you exactly where to go.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Yelp has like there's too too many people can offer
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: their input where it's not a reliable narrator.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: Mmmm. But if they have a ship hunt of reviews.
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: You know this place is incredible.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Yelp's not for me.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: I was too poor for you boys.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: It's the poor man's belly hungry. Yeah yeah.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: I opened my uh social media on Monday morning and
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: I saw a picture of uh, my good friend OBEs
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: uh filming the J Cole concert.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: Oh really?
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Uh? From he had a beautiful video black and white
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: of J Cole performing. And I realized that I had
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: tickets to that J Cole concert. Beautiful floor seats to
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: the J Cole concert that I bought for my wife.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: And I didn't know that I had tickets to. The
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: show was at Madison Square Garden.
- 1:02:41Speaker 5: How did you not know that you had tickets to that?
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: I just didn't know when the show was.
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: Oh he was on the perkis.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: I was on the fucking OxyS.
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: The roxies.
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: What are roxies?
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: I think they're just like super strong oxy's. I don't know,
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: it's like a street I think it's like a street drug.
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: I remember a friend of mine used to have those
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: on him.
- 1:03:02Speaker 4: Oh really yeah, are you guys still close?
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: No? Yeah, it's not surprising, but this was like probably
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: twenty twelve and He called them roxies, a roxy codeon
- 1:03:13Speaker 5: strong prescription opioid pain medicine.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: It's a brand name. Yeah, what's interesting when you come
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: up with a brand name for a drug? What the
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: fuck are they thinking?
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: Why do they have to make them sound so cool?
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: Like roxies?
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: That sounds well, roxy codon is not cool. But then
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: if you can, you know, abbreviate it to something cute, Yeah,
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: sting out of it.
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: Zan's Yeah, Xanax is just a made up word though, xertech,
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: like they just wanted to make a cool word, even
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: like Munjaro is just like made up. It's just a
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: made up word. It's not based on anything. It's not
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: like a chemical compound. No, no, how are they coming
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: up with that?
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: Maybe it's like that.
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: Maybe there's just some dude whose last name is roxy codon,
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: Matt roxy Coton.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: For the roxy co found Dude, I can get a
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: table anywhere. Look at the roxy fortune oroxy codin for two.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: I felt so dumb having not made it to the concert.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: I would have been limping up there, but it would
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: have just been sick to see J Cole.
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: I like J Cole. Has J Cole come back from
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: his fall from grace as a result of being sort
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: of Uh.
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: I don't know if he really fell, to be honest.
- 1:04:31Speaker 5: Because he just got out of the beef.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: I think he started the beef and then he kind
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: of just bailed at the right time.
- 1:04:37Speaker 5: Didn't people say he was a bit of a pussy?
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean Kendrick said, there's three goats left, and
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: I see two of them hugging and kissing on stage.
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: And that's Drake and Drake and j J Cole were
- 1:04:50Speaker 5: hugging and kissing each other on stage.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Essentially, yes, what, But I think Drake also had words,
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: had choice words for j Cole after the beef or
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: during his last album. I think Drake had some choice
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: things to say about Jake Cole.
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: They said mean things to him and he didn't come back,
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: which I thought showed maturity.
- 1:05:10Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. I don't think he wants He's not
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: he's not about that, he's above that.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: His therapist is just fucking up the rap game.
- 1:05:15Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Therapist is like, don't respond.
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: He's good sober rep. That's what me and to me
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: and my friends we say, Jake Cole sober rap.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Drake Cole expressed his lingering disappointment. Drake expresses lingering disappointment
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: during Make Them Pay.
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: I like I like Jake, I like.
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: Cole Ja, I like all three of them, to be honest, No,
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: that's not that's not an excepting.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: I know that's controversial, but that's not acceptable.
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: I don't like Drake nat like. I don't love Drake's
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: new music, but his old music it's just undeniably amazing.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Who Drake? You don't like his new music? Did you say?
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: I just don't really listen to. I really just listened to.
- 1:05:53Speaker 4: If you're reading this, it's too late on repeat.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: You know that he has been the leading streamer every
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: month of this calendar year, with at at minimum one
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: point six billion streams a month.
- 1:06:04Speaker 5: Pay to Play?
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: What?
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: Also that has nothing better? Don't I don't? I don't.
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: Did I know Drake is still a.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Lost ninja here?
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: It's just not really. I know Drake is still very big.
- 1:06:17Speaker 4: It's just not the news stuff is not really my
- 1:06:18Speaker 4: cup of tea.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: I just hate to hear lost ninja like you.
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: I don't like Drake.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Grasp straws, regurgitating narratives. Go back to the Israel, I don't.
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: Go back to the Israel stuff.
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: I liked you more when you were on weed in Israel.
- 1:06:34Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people did. I'm a I've been
- 1:06:39Speaker 4: getting I will say, since my since my cush break,
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: I've only been listening to rap. None of that, none
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: of that lamb shit I was listening to before. No
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: Momford and Sons, I'll tell you that much. Too angry,
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: just too pissed off to be listening to that.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck a Big three anyway, there were too many
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: chefs in the kitchen. It was a mess. To begin with.
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: Boom, that's Drake.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: That's Drake.
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: That's the bar, weak ass bar.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Just in the kitchen. Mess to begin with, No, I understand, no, no, no,
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: you don't get the syllables, bro, I have to hear
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: it to know it. To begin with. That's fucking multi
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: syllable magic right there.
- 1:07:17Speaker 4: I think he just got buried too bad. He just
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: got buried me.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: I stood on ten ties and accepted the mission. That's
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: the same rhyme scheme. I'd rather death and death and submission,
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: same rhyme scheme. That's multi syllable. How can you press
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: the ignition and let some memories of your past affect
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: your decision? That's that's insane. Chefs in the kitchen justin Bro,
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: I honestly will I'll have him come and I might
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: have chubs coming to it, Bro. Honestly, honestly, it doesn't
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: even have to be chubbs Brook.
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: I respect Drake Party coming probably in my top five
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: most streamed artists. Oh wow, I'm a Drake fan. I
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: like Drake. I'm just saying the new stuff doesn't do
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: it for me like the old stuff did. There's nothing
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: wrong with that.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: You didn't listen.
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: I didn't.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's your fault that it doesn't mean it
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: didn't do anything for you.
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Bro.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: He gets and he's coming off you know.
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: You know, I'm a little moody right now.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: Picking fights.
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: Oh my bad, Bro, just trying to start ship.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: He's like he's being a goof, Like he actually is obsessed.
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: I think Kendrick's probably my goat right now. I'm sorry, Bro,
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: It's just it's undeniable.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Like what what what a thing? Did he say that
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: you liked everything?
- 1:08:41Speaker 5: Like?
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: What?
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: Everything?
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: What's the thing? A?
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:08:45Speaker 4: Exactly?
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: Start?
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: I love that ship?
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: How did he come up with that?
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: Come on, bro, you know he's a better he's a
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: better rapper than Drake. Don't even play Good Kid, Mad City.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: It's a master great great album. Are we talking about
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: from twenty twelve? Yeah, but they're a teen years ago.
- 1:09:04Speaker 5: I tried to listen to Pimp a Butt to Pimp
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: a Butterfly all the way from start to finish. It
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: was like watching Hamnet.
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: That one's That one's a little it is true thea
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: you just kind of like wake up from a nap
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: and someone's screaming, and it's just like.
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: WHOA didn't do it?
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: But what's it?
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: What was it?
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: Damn?
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: Was that one of them?
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: That was one of them? That album is great?
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: That had swimming Pools on it.
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: No, that's that's good Kid, Mad City.
- 1:09:29Speaker 5: Swimming Pools is amazing.
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- 1:12:37Speaker 4: It's like Delta, like, yeah, that shit's all illegal now yeah,
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: all the hemp.
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: Oh they went backwards.
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently seventy percent of people in Texas wanted to
- 1:12:48Speaker 4: be fully legalized and then they made it way more legal.
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: Oh and which makes you just think, like, what's Rogan
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: even doing down there? I know, right what's happening down there,
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure I watched Musk and Roguan fucking
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Chief and Devil's Let on the fucking set.
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: In Texas also Texas, Like I don't know, didn't all
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: those guys move down to Texas because they were like,
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: we got to get out of California. It's to government
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: to government heavy. And now it's like if you smoke weed,
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: you go to prison.
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: This is the forever fallacy of like, yeah, all the
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: all the red states have strong bands on on things
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: like gam You can't sports gam now in Texas right now?
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: You know?
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: Now you can fully.
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: I mean prediction markets have opened up all different types
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: of like draft Kings is legal in all states now
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: because the prediction markets.
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: But can you even bet on sports on that?
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: Yeah? Huh of course, come on, bro.
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: What fun? That's this is all fucking retarded, Like you
- 1:13:52Speaker 4: can't smoke weed, but you can smoke Delta nine now
- 1:13:55Speaker 4: you can. You can't gamble, but you can do prediction markets.
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: Like what are we doing? Just it's like and this
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: is so fucking stupid.
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: It's the endless cycle of loopholes.
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: Yeah, like like just legalize it if there's going to
- 1:14:05Speaker 4: be all these insane loopholes. You got people smoking fucking
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: angel dust thinking it's weed.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: Or two k Yeah, I think it's the tax rates
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: in California are pretty bad though, Oh definitely, not just
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: the government's big but like the amount that you're getting
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: taxed and that you have to be trans there.
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: That's crazy that they're making that a law that you
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: have to be trans and they're using the flock cameras
- 1:14:30Speaker 4: to find all the cis white men and kill them.
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: You know, that's what you know, that's what the flock
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: cameras are. It's an attack on straight white.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: Yeah, well you'd think that, But then I listened to
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: the brother Matt Walsh just talk about how good flock
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: cameras are for like thirty minutes. Aren't Who's they're supposed
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: to be against this?
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: Anyone who's pro flock camera is compromised.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: He's like, this is a time when a flock camera
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: stopped a crime, or like hell to catch someone who
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: did a crime. It's like, that's insane. Who is caping
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: for the flock cameras?
- 1:15:06Speaker 4: I have no idea what is the flock camera.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: They're privatized. It's nineteen eighty four, you've read nineteen eighty four. Yeah,
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: it's just around surveillance, yes, and at in all places,
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: at all times.
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: A flock camera is an automated license plate reader. System
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: used by law enforcement, private businesses, and hoas to capture
- 1:15:28Speaker 4: vehicle data each solar or battery powered roadside unit. Typically
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: it doesn't matter. It costs three thousand dollars. Data captured, snaps,
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: high contrast photos of license plate, vehicle, make model color uploads.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: But it's not just doing it's not just capturing.
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: But why is this such a big deal? I genuinely
- 1:15:51Speaker 4: don't just capturing. I'm just talking out of my ass.
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: It's not just capturing cars. It's capturing like human images
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: and like it's using data to like be like, uh,
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: this guy's walking down the street with a description of them.
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: Yeah, so is this everywhere or is this just in
- 1:16:06Speaker 4: certain states right now? Because I haven't seen these in
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: New York.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: I think it's in certain like places in neighborhoods, and.
- 1:16:12Speaker 4: I saw like that. I know people are like destroying
- 1:16:14Speaker 4: them when they see them. Yeah, probably a bad idea. Why,
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: because they're recording you.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: That's why you have to sneak up from behind. Honestly,
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: that's what gart wires should be used for.
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: Yeah, just taking out the flock cameras.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: Oh no, he's choking me, killing the AI with your hands.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: It's a big it's a big hot button topic on
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: the debate shows.
- 1:16:39Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a big but it's a buzz right now.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: You've got to hear what Riley Gaines has to say
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: about flock cameras.
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: I was trying to talk to my buddies about it
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: last night, just completely just making shit up, as I
- 1:16:49Speaker 4: usually do. But I was just, you know, just trying
- 1:16:52Speaker 4: to start something. You guys, hear about these flock cameras
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: bad news.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: You actually you floated it on the last episode The
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Son of a Boy Dad. Oh yeah, nobody bit now.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: But now now we're here, Yeah, yeah, I was waiting, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: it was only a matter of time before we got
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: into the flock cameras. Francis, you need to, uh, you
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: need to check us out as a serious infringement of
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: our liberties.
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: Now Francis will be pro flock camera Unfortunately, I don't.
- 1:17:16Speaker 5: Know that I will be. In fact, I don't think
- 1:17:18Speaker 5: I would.
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I love that, love that.
- 1:17:20Speaker 5: I don't think uh flock walk a flock of cameras.
- 1:17:27Speaker 5: I got a whole.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: Lot of movie walk a flock of cameras I would
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: pay for.
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: Yeah, cameras that just started recording. Walk a Floka twenty
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: four hours a day. Yes, tank.
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: That would be amazing.
- 1:17:42Speaker 4: There's cameras set up around the entire country tracking specifically
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: walk a Flocka's.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: Moving satellites, just honing in on walk a Flocka. I
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: was kind of picturing like full walk of Flokas with
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: cameras as eyes that also on every street corner for that,
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: just like a full like animatronic walk of Flakka on
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: in every like private community. H But yeah, really, you know,
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: is it is that our is that our freedom of uh?
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: Is that journalistic integrity? Is that freedom of the press.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: It's not exactly the press, it's kind of just surveilling.
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: It's just surveillance.
- 1:18:23Speaker 5: Yeah, I've done something nice in my life, which is
- 1:18:26Speaker 5: that as I have checked out from keeping up with
- 1:18:28Speaker 5: the news, I have also allowed my opinions to dissipate.
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: I think most people go the other ways bad.
- 1:18:37Speaker 4: This is bad.
- 1:18:37Speaker 5: Become less informed, stronger opinions.
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: You need your opinions.
- 1:18:42Speaker 5: I don't want to have opinions. Nobody needs to know
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: what I say. Disagree. Weird to say that speaking into
- 1:18:49Speaker 5: a microphone. But again, I just hope that nobody takes
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: a single thing I say.
- 1:18:53Speaker 4: Seriously me as well, because I know I'm wrong.
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: Doesn't I think the Japanese think that like if you
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: if you know a lot about politics, you're a nerd.
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they don't give a fuck about politics out there.
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: Yeah, they think it's uncouth to be like, uh, busying
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: yourself with the everyday politics. And most of the guys
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: like running for politics are like in like a Barney
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: outfit or like a fucking full yellow suit with like
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: spiky hair.
- 1:19:18Speaker 4: Like But do they have blot cameras in Japan?
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: I'm actually probably they probably do.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: They probably got something way.
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: Well, shit, they're probably filming you, like three your toilets
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: or they did Uh they made people Uh they make
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: noise when you take a picture because people are taking
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: too many upskirts. Oh yeah, yeah, because so maybe they're
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: fighting against that. I don't know. You'll be boots on
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: the ground. When are you leaving for Japan? Are you
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: going to Japan first? Or Las Vegas?
- 1:19:47Speaker 4: Oh, Vegas to Japan? Going to Vegas in fucking war
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: dogs middle.
- 1:19:52Speaker 5: Of September and then I'm gonna go to Japan at
- 1:19:57Speaker 5: the end of September.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: What you're going to both in September.
- 1:20:02Speaker 5: I'm only going to Japan for four days.
- 1:20:04Speaker 4: A lot of mqds.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: Good god, Yeah, you're trying to go around that fucking
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: MQD de wheel twice the year.
- 1:20:13Speaker 5: You think this could be the year, uh for three sixty. No,
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: you know we're not going to talk about it. It's
- 1:20:20Speaker 5: not going to happen.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: Did you. I think Big Cat announced that the Internet
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Invitational is going to be next week?
- 1:20:26Speaker 5: Did he?
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: I think he said that on the act. Oh really,
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
- 1:20:30Speaker 5: That's great.
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: Hell yeah, that's.
- 1:20:33Speaker 5: I'm really excited to see him. Actually, he was so
- 1:20:36Speaker 5: fun last year. It's like, there is definitely something really
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: fun about not being in the tournament. You get to
- 1:20:45Speaker 5: relax and just oh yeah jokes and hang out with
- 1:20:48Speaker 5: really cool and funny people.
- 1:20:50Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably a blast. Pretty much chilling.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: Everyone who I've talked to, who I've mentioned that I'm
- 1:20:55Speaker 5: very very nervous about it, tells me that I'm playing
- 1:20:58Speaker 5: with house money. That's not true.
- 1:21:01Speaker 4: No, not at all.
- 1:21:02Speaker 5: I'm not playing with house money. What where would the
- 1:21:04Speaker 5: house money be? They're like, we already won it once.
- 1:21:08Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, and now there's an entirely new competition. Happens.
- 1:21:12Speaker 4: Yeah, and the prize has what qua Yeah?
- 1:21:16Speaker 5: Yeah, if anything, I was playing with pesos before.
- 1:21:19Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, we need this bad.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: You're playing with Japanese yen, we need it.
- 1:21:23Speaker 4: I think we should get a flock camera if you win,
- 1:21:28Speaker 4: just get out, get one of our own, because you
- 1:21:29Speaker 4: say it' said. Personal businesses have them, like we could
- 1:21:31Speaker 4: have one. Just get one just mounted right there. We
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: should record our podcast via flock camera.
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: Or like via a network of flock cameras, like we
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: just traveling between flock cameras. I mean twenty twenty five
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: to three thousand dollars a year like that's maybe not much.
- 1:21:52Speaker 5: Speaking of business, I saw Kelly Keig standing on business
- 1:21:56Speaker 5: yesterday with what you know that guy Kareem.
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: Yes, the guy that we work with, the guy who's
- 1:22:04Speaker 4: been here for like eight years.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: He's yeah.
- 1:22:08Speaker 5: Kareem was giving her a hard time about talking about Austin.
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: Oh really at this concert that they were at.
- 1:22:16Speaker 4: What a weird conversation for a concert.
- 1:22:19Speaker 5: No, No, that Austin was at.
- 1:22:22Speaker 4: Oh probably meant they like ran into each other at
- 1:22:25Speaker 4: a concert and started arguing about Austin.
- 1:22:28Speaker 5: No, I don't think that's what it was either, way
- 1:22:33Speaker 5: Kelly went, you you know, she she rises, she rises
- 1:22:38Speaker 5: to the occasion. And I watched that happen and I
- 1:22:41Speaker 5: was like, yeah, kam. She was like, what are you saying?
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: We'll say that louder because then one of the people started,
- 1:22:51Speaker 5: Robbie started filming, and then Kareem kind of wilted. Kareem
- 1:22:56Speaker 5: was like, you're talking about my boy, and I went,
- 1:23:02Speaker 5: He's like, that's one of my boys. I was like,
- 1:23:04Speaker 5: how many boys do you have? Kareem? I was doing that.
- 1:23:07Speaker 5: I was ruining it for everybody. That's fun, but it
- 1:23:10Speaker 5: was fun for me. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, but
- 1:23:13Speaker 5: I was also I was also de escalating by inserting
- 1:23:18Speaker 5: humor into what was mounting into an armed conflict.
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: I think Kareem was the one who I was talking
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: about yesterday that would uh cancel the cancel his door
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: dash orders or say say they didn't get delivered.
- 1:23:32Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's not surprising.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: At the risk of exposing myself to his burner army.
- 1:23:37Speaker 5: Kareem said that he grew up playing Call of Duty
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: and that he was really really good at it when
- 1:23:44Speaker 5: he was younger.
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- 1:24:35Speaker 4: People don't realize how much worse they are than these guys.
- 1:24:39Speaker 4: Like they don't realize like how good these people are,
- 1:24:41Speaker 4: like the I don't know, we don't got to get
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: all into it, but like the difference between like so
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: obviously our season's over and like we're gonna have to
- 1:24:50Speaker 4: get like a new roster and like rebuild and everything,
- 1:24:53Speaker 4: and like people are like sending me clips of people
- 1:24:55Speaker 4: who like play really well and like ranked play on
- 1:24:57Speaker 4: Call of Duty. And it's like every single person in
- 1:25:01Speaker 4: Challengers is would be the best person in ranked play,
- 1:25:05Speaker 4: even the worst players, and Challengers are the best players
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: in like ranked play. Like the skill gap is not even.
- 1:25:11Speaker 4: It just looks the same because they're playing against people
- 1:25:13Speaker 4: who are the same skill as them, you know what
- 1:25:16Speaker 4: I mean. Like it's like if you were like like
- 1:25:18Speaker 4: we had me and me. Bo and Matt were talking
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: about last night because Bo started playing tennis and really, yeah,
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: he's getting into tennis.
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: Why did you bury the lead? Bo's getting into tennis.
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: Yeah, he's getting into tennis.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: That I played tennis, I'm sure.
- 1:25:35Speaker 4: Yeah, he's getting into tennis.
- 1:25:37Speaker 5: Way does he? Though? I don't know, Bo, you need
- 1:25:42Speaker 5: to know right now? Yeah?
- 1:25:43Speaker 4: Maybe, I mean, he'll listen to this. He listens to
- 1:25:46Speaker 4: every episode.
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: Well, I'm playing tennis. I mean I have always played tennis.
- 1:25:50Speaker 4: He listens to every episode and it pisses me off
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: so much.
- 1:25:53Speaker 5: Tennis runs in my family. My mom was an All
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: American tennis player in college. What yeah, first class of
- 1:25:59Speaker 5: women at Prince She was an All American tennis player.
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: Jesus, that's pretty impressive.
- 1:26:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: So yeah, but she what years was she at Priston?
- 1:26:06Speaker 5: I don't know, nineteen fifty something, No, that's when she
- 1:26:10Speaker 5: was born. Must have been in the nineteen seventies, probably
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: the late nineteen seventies.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: That was the first year of women there.
- 1:26:18Speaker 5: Let me look at it.
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: See what So Matt, his brother is like insane at tennis,
- 1:26:24Speaker 4: like like that's like all like that was his whole
- 1:26:25Speaker 4: life pretty much until like the last couple of years.
- 1:26:28Speaker 5: And Matt, therefore, is also good at tennis.
- 1:26:31Speaker 4: And Bo was pretty much arguing that he thinks that
- 1:26:33Speaker 4: he could he could beat Matt in tennis after playing
- 1:26:37Speaker 4: I think he said he has played eight times and
- 1:26:39Speaker 4: had two lessons, and I was like, and he was like,
- 1:26:42Speaker 4: I can hit the ball over the net. And I
- 1:26:45Speaker 4: was like, brother, there's a there's there's more to it
- 1:26:48Speaker 4: than just that, Like the skill gap is still massive.
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: Bragg to you that he can hit the ball over.
- 1:26:52Speaker 4: The net, he's lost. He's he's completely lost.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: Is he four? He might be I can hit the
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: ball over in Yeah, that was his big standing point
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: that's like that.
- 1:27:03Speaker 5: I'm never gonna play with him. He's way too far
- 1:27:05Speaker 5: behind me. Yeah he is. But are you hearing this?
- 1:27:07Speaker 5: Fuck you? I can't believe you thought you could play
- 1:27:12Speaker 5: tennis with me.
- 1:27:13Speaker 4: We were also debating if what's a harder sport to
- 1:27:16Speaker 4: get into, golf or tennis?
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: Golf? They said golf. I said same, getting to what
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: I would call scratch in golf, which I don't know what.
- 1:27:28Speaker 4: Well, we're not even talking about that.
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: I'm just saying, to a proficient level or a high
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: proficiency level in golf is far harder than a high
- 1:27:37Speaker 5: proficiency level in tennis, in my opinion. I don't know, I.
- 1:27:42Speaker 4: Know, but you haven't played You've played golf at a
- 1:27:45Speaker 4: much higher level than you've played tennis.
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: I don't know if that's true. I grew up playing
- 1:27:49Speaker 5: competitive tennis.
- 1:27:50Speaker 4: Yeah, but you play golf against You've played golf with
- 1:27:53Speaker 4: professional golfers.
- 1:27:54Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't compete with them though, yeah, just like
- 1:27:56Speaker 5: they're among them. I don't know.
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: The way that I saw The way that I saw
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: it in my head was like if you're playing tennis
- 1:28:02Speaker 4: against someone even if like I feel like like I
- 1:28:07Speaker 4: feel like if bo was to play tennis against someone
- 1:28:09Speaker 4: who's really good at tennis, like he would never even
- 1:28:11Speaker 4: have seen the ball come at him that fast, Like
- 1:28:13Speaker 4: he wouldn't even know what to do with himself.
- 1:28:15Speaker 5: Yeah, he'd lose six oh's, yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: Like It's not like, just because you can hit the
- 1:28:19Speaker 4: ball doesn't mean that you're gonna be able to hit
- 1:28:21Speaker 4: the ball against you.
- 1:28:21Speaker 5: But if I played match playing golf against a fucking
- 1:28:24Speaker 5: PGA Tour professional, I'd lose every single hole. Maybe I
- 1:28:27Speaker 5: wouldn't lose every hole, but I'd lose quickly.
- 1:28:30Speaker 4: But you don't, like you don't think you would lose
- 1:28:32Speaker 4: every every Like do you.
- 1:28:33Speaker 5: Think I think that if I played Novak Djokovic in
- 1:28:36Speaker 5: a full set of tennis on my surf, I might
- 1:28:44Speaker 5: win one one point. I might win one point per game,
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: per game.
- 1:28:51Speaker 4: I don't think you're got most single point.
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: The thing is that I have a big serf. You're
- 1:28:54Speaker 5: probably right. I probably not.
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: Well, you might have an unforced error, though, I don't think.
- 1:28:59Speaker 5: I get my serf.
- 1:29:00Speaker 4: I was. I had a big serve, but it doesn't matter.
- 1:29:02Speaker 4: Because he goes up against people with the biggest.
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: He's gonna get everything back. You're right, but I do
- 1:29:08Speaker 5: think that just has.
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: A big serve. I don't think you're.
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: But this is like me being like, my serve is
- 1:29:13Speaker 5: so big that when like, like when I'm tired, they
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: have to bring in people with small serves to.
- 1:29:21Speaker 4: You're not getting a single point.
- 1:29:23Speaker 5: It like makes people confused my serve confusion.
- 1:29:26Speaker 4: It doesn't. Your serve confuses people who don't play tennis.
- 1:29:30Speaker 4: But if you were going up against the one of
- 1:29:31Speaker 4: the greatest tennis players of all time, his serve would
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: make your serf would make perfect sense to him. No
- 1:29:38Speaker 4: confusion about yourself, just saying.
- 1:29:39Speaker 5: Like if I I could hit a fucking bomb flat
- 1:29:43Speaker 5: serve out wide, that would one once. Let's call it
- 1:29:50Speaker 5: once in a set. Once in a set. He might
- 1:29:54Speaker 5: not get back. It might it might just he might
- 1:29:57Speaker 5: not get it back. And there's a point. It's possible.
- 1:30:00Speaker 5: Point right, Yeah, that's possible.
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: But I walk.
- 1:30:03Speaker 5: Off, I walk off a point of game, I'd call it.
- 1:30:06Speaker 5: I think I would win. I think it's the same
- 1:30:08Speaker 5: argument I could win four points in a set.
- 1:30:10Speaker 4: I think it's the same argument as people saying that
- 1:30:12Speaker 4: if they were if they were to get in that
- 1:30:14Speaker 4: bat one hundred at bats in the MLB they would
- 1:30:15Speaker 4: get it, they would get a hit.
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: I don't think they would.
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: There's only one way to sort this out.
- 1:30:22Speaker 5: One hit out of one hundred at bats. Yes, someone
- 1:30:25Speaker 5: who's played baseball.
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: Not obviously, not someone who's played it like professional high
- 1:30:30Speaker 4: school baseball, high school baseball. I don't think someone's gonna
- 1:30:32Speaker 4: getting a single. It didn't Marty Mush like hit a
- 1:30:35Speaker 4: ball off that in college d one. Okay, so you
- 1:30:39Speaker 4: know you're just discounting him, well, d one. College baseball
- 1:30:43Speaker 4: is obviously closer to the MLB than high school baseball.
- 1:30:46Speaker 5: Sure, but he hit against that guy.
- 1:30:50Speaker 4: I just feel like, I feel like it's just got
- 1:30:53Speaker 4: to hit. The professional is just everything's just faster and perfect.
- 1:30:57Speaker 4: Like I feel like you're getting up to bat if
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: you're like someone who's confident that you could get a hit,
- 1:31:02Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, the ball comes at
- 1:31:04Speaker 4: you faster than you've ever seen anything move in your life.
- 1:31:06Speaker 5: What do you think is harder returning in Andy Roddick
- 1:31:09Speaker 5: in his prime serve or Ben Shelton serve right now,
- 1:31:13Speaker 5: or hitting a one hundred mile an hour fastball into
- 1:31:17Speaker 5: the play.
- 1:31:20Speaker 4: It's I mean, it's hard for me to say, because
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: both of those are so insanely far fetched for me.
- 1:31:24Speaker 4: I don't think I would do I don't think I
- 1:31:26Speaker 4: would make contact with either.
- 1:31:29Speaker 5: The only reason I would say tennis is because I've
- 1:31:31Speaker 5: played tennis. Yeah, I've never played tents, whereas I'd have
- 1:31:33Speaker 5: no frame of reference for hitting one hundred mile an hour.
- 1:31:36Speaker 5: Fucking I'd just close my eyes.
- 1:31:37Speaker 4: Yeah, I would be terrified in both scenarios.
- 1:31:42Speaker 5: I'd be less terrified than tennis because you can stand
- 1:31:44Speaker 5: all the way against the backstop.
- 1:31:46Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: I don't know that your mom was at Princeton at
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: the same time as John Nash.
- 1:31:53Speaker 5: That's a good question. I don't know. She was class
- 1:31:55Speaker 5: of nineteen seventy three.
- 1:31:58Speaker 4: I don't want to bring it back to video games again,
- 1:32:01Speaker 4: but I'm going my my reference point here is that
- 1:32:04Speaker 4: I've played Call of Duty my entire life, right over
- 1:32:07Speaker 4: probably twenty years, I've been playing Call of Duty, and
- 1:32:10Speaker 4: I spawned in and that at that tournament, and the
- 1:32:13Speaker 4: people that I was playing against, it was like it
- 1:32:16Speaker 4: was like like you watch professional call I watched the
- 1:32:19Speaker 4: professionals play in my head, I'm like I could get it,
- 1:32:22Speaker 4: like I could I could if I was if I
- 1:32:24Speaker 4: was dropped into a team with three other bros. I
- 1:32:26Speaker 4: could hold my own and then you get out there
- 1:32:28Speaker 4: and it's like you, oh my god, like I don't
- 1:32:30Speaker 4: even know what's happening like this, like the difference from
- 1:32:33Speaker 4: people that do things professionally to people that have done
- 1:32:37Speaker 4: things as a hobby, even like a like very seriously,
- 1:32:41Speaker 4: it's if you drop someone on fourth mic with us
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: right now.
- 1:32:44Speaker 1: Exactly, they be lost. Exactly, they wouldn't know, they wouldn't
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: know what to say because they'd be like, wha, what
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: are we talking about? Willem Dafoe. Still, it's just tight, bro.
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: I feel like people don't remember that these people dedicated
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: their entirely life that would go to Yes, like those
- 1:33:01Speaker 4: people their entire life was dedicated to returning a serf.
- 1:33:06Speaker 5: None of this is to take away from anything. All
- 1:33:08Speaker 5: I'm doing is trying to decide whether or not I
- 1:33:10Speaker 5: think the golf or the tennis is harder.
- 1:33:14Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good. It's a good debate.
- 1:33:15Speaker 5: I man, it's crazy. Marty Fish had a very good
- 1:33:21Speaker 5: interview excerpt that I saw about this. That's what I
- 1:33:25Speaker 5: both said.
- 1:33:25Speaker 4: He was better and I said, you're Marty Fish.
- 1:33:30Speaker 5: Marty Fish said something about They were like, what's harder
- 1:33:32Speaker 5: golf or tennis or something, and he said that winning
- 1:33:36Speaker 5: a major I think it was like winning a major
- 1:33:37Speaker 5: in tennis or winning a major in golf, and he
- 1:33:40Speaker 5: said it was. He said that in tennis it's so
- 1:33:46Speaker 5: fast that you can't like adjust on the fly or
- 1:33:51Speaker 5: like it's over before you know. It's all happening so quickly.
- 1:33:54Speaker 5: Where it's golf, there's so much time to tense up
- 1:33:58Speaker 5: and think about what's happening and closing out a major.
- 1:34:02Speaker 5: I think he ultimately came to the conclusion that winning
- 1:34:04Speaker 5: a major in golf was harder.
- 1:34:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that.
- 1:34:09Speaker 5: And this is a man who plays really good golf
- 1:34:13Speaker 5: and obviously really good tennis.
- 1:34:15Speaker 4: His is that documentary at Marty Fish was so good?
- 1:34:19Speaker 5: Oh about his anxiety?
- 1:34:20Speaker 4: Yeah, Marty Supreme, got me through, got me through a
- 1:34:23Speaker 4: dark time.
- 1:34:24Speaker 5: I thought that was really good. And I also thought
- 1:34:25Speaker 5: it was amazing when Andy Roddick said that he was
- 1:34:27Speaker 5: the only player he'd ever seen who kind of in
- 1:34:29Speaker 5: the later half like switched into that second gear. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:34:34Speaker 5: what it needs, what you need to do?
- 1:34:35Speaker 4: Yeah, that was pretty interesting.
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: In order to actually be that good, because I remember
- 1:34:41Speaker 5: thinking that and being like, Okay, well so I just
- 1:34:43Speaker 5: haven't found my second gear yet.
- 1:34:45Speaker 4: Yeah, you're still waiting to find it.
- 1:34:46Speaker 5: Well, it was I always think about clicking into it.
- 1:34:48Speaker 5: I'm like, some point soon I'll really put the pedal
- 1:34:52Speaker 5: to the floor, and then you remind me that it's
- 1:34:56Speaker 5: not cool to do that.
- 1:34:57Speaker 4: I feel like I'm starting to hit my second gear.
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: Can you tell him what you were telling me in
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: the car?
- 1:35:03Speaker 5: What is that?
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.
- 1:35:08Speaker 5: I don't think I want to talk about that yet.
- 1:35:11Speaker 5: I think I don't think I want to talk about
- 1:35:12Speaker 5: that yet.
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: It was that. It was news that was It was
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: the most excited that I've been of any news that
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: I've received in twenty twenty six.
- 1:35:21Speaker 5: Very soon, very soon, I'll talk about that if that
- 1:35:24Speaker 5: becomes something, and even if it doesn't, then I'll tell
- 1:35:27Speaker 5: how funny it was that I thought it would.
- 1:35:29Speaker 1: But it's funny talking about a fucking tease.
- 1:35:32Speaker 5: No, I'm not trying to tease. I apologize.
- 1:35:34Speaker 4: I feel like I'm being teased.
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: Do you feel teased?
- 1:35:38Speaker 4: I feel teased, and I feel like a fool. I
- 1:35:41Speaker 4: feel foolish and like an outsider.
- 1:35:43Speaker 5: Maybe I'll tell you after we're done. May I don't
- 1:35:46Speaker 5: want to tell me. I don't want to put it
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: out into the world because it's it's like what Emperor
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: fucking what Caesar says about Rome? Which is it was?
- 1:35:58Speaker 5: It was Julius in Ingladiator before the old man, before
- 1:36:04Speaker 5: he dies, before commedist kills him, and he's like, Rome
- 1:36:08Speaker 5: was so delicate you even you would only whisper about
- 1:36:11Speaker 5: it and it might disappear?
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:36:15Speaker 5: Is that him that says that?
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: And some pipeline motherfucker?
- 1:36:22Speaker 4: I'm I'm completely lost now now I'm thinking about is
- 1:36:26Speaker 4: what this is?
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: You and me are good?
- 1:36:28Speaker 5: What this is? What this is? Does it? Does this
- 1:36:30Speaker 5: benefit so fragile that anything more than a whisper would
- 1:36:33Speaker 5: make it vanish? Is it? Is it something about the
- 1:36:36Speaker 5: show Marcus Aurelius, It's completely different. Marcus Aurelius had said that.
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: Oh that was fucking Aurelius.
- 1:36:45Speaker 4: Is Lebron coming on the podcast this one? I'm just
- 1:36:50Speaker 4: trying to guess what what this could be. No, you're
- 1:36:53Speaker 4: in touch with Lebron.
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: Did you see that Jaylen Brown went skydiving?
- 1:36:57Speaker 5: No?
- 1:36:57Speaker 4: I didn't him that.
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: He's not on the Celtics.
- 1:36:59Speaker 4: End Yeah, watch him anymore.
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: He got a bomb he wants.
- 1:37:02Speaker 4: Guy's a bomb. Enjoy your Twitch streamer.
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: You're so hurtful, bro, And I just don't know why.
- 1:37:13Speaker 4: I'm rooting on that team's downfall.
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: Enjoy when aj Brown gets four catches for thirty yards
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: and he goes on the Yankey Rondo Street.
- 1:37:19Speaker 4: We don't need aj Brown, you don't.
- 1:37:20Speaker 5: We don't need him. Clip that we don't need.
- 1:37:23Speaker 4: We got Booty.
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: Booty's getting traded Brome since fucking.
- 1:37:29Speaker 4: Booty's a Patriot forever. All right, I'm expecting a big
- 1:37:33Speaker 4: breakout yere from Travion Henderson.
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: Do you see this stuff he's been saying about God?
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: Of course he fox with him heavy.
- 1:37:40Speaker 4: Fucks with him so heavy, and I love that.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: I think he's making AI posts about God.
- 1:37:44Speaker 4: I think that God fucks with Travion heavy too.
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: Really well, he wouldn't need AI to talk about God
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: if you just could fucking speak from the heart.
- 1:37:53Speaker 4: You think Travion is going AI.
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: It reads like an AI post about God. I hope
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: not AI say something glowing about God. I don't know
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: actually put that prompt in.
- 1:38:10Speaker 4: Do you think I've kind of wanted like I've thought
- 1:38:13Speaker 4: about this, Like if you do you think if you
- 1:38:15Speaker 4: I know Ben Avery did this, he did like he
- 1:38:18Speaker 4: tried to get engagement, Like he tried to like engagement
- 1:38:22Speaker 4: bait enough on Twitter to like see how much money
- 1:38:24Speaker 4: he could make. But I'm wondering, like if you were
- 1:38:27Speaker 4: to just as a side hustle, just create a fully
- 1:38:29Speaker 4: AI account, like how fast do you think it would
- 1:38:32Speaker 4: gain traction and like how fast do you think you'd
- 1:38:33Speaker 4: like start making actual money with it.
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: It depends what type of AI you wanted or or
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: what type of content you wanted to do.
- 1:38:40Speaker 5: I mean there's really two options, whrror or.
- 1:38:44Speaker 4: Like politics slash tech guy that doesn't exist on Twitter
- 1:38:49Speaker 4: who better?
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: But like that will require more input in your AI
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: to create like realistic horror pictures.
- 1:38:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's just like long ass essays on Twitter.
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: I think anti like uh like like racial stuff I
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: think will go crazy. Yeah, you know there's like you
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: know how they in fight Club when they like killed
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: the guy and like twenty of them took his place. Yeah,
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: the same thing is happening right now with Chud the Builder. Chuds,
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: there's Mexican Chud the Builder. No, come on, that's a dude,
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: who's called Mexican Chudd the building.
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can't beat Chud the builder if you're Mexican.
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: Doesn't work. I mean it's working. He's just saying the
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: N word to people's faces.
- 1:39:33Speaker 4: But it's a Mexican like that. People are expecting that already.
- 1:39:36Speaker 4: The Mexicans say it more than black dudes say it.
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: Almost white presenting, honestly.
- 1:39:45Speaker 4: All right, all right, good, all right, we will see
- 1:39:50Speaker 4: you guys next week.
- 1:39:51Speaker 5: Thank you for listening.
- 1:39:52Speaker 4: Goodbye,