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Woman Crashes Car Into Popeyes After Her Order Was Missing Biscuits · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Donkey up the day. Damn the he hoging. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to be dunkey today. No more did they should have
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  Speaker 1: they should be impassed by what they already did. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not making these people do these days. He called donkey
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  Speaker 1: of the day, and it really caught me off guard.
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  Speaker 1: Damn Solomon, who got the donkey out of the day
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  Speaker 1: to day? Okay, tail, let's drop on a clues box
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  Speaker 1: for Taylor putting together new Donkey to day intros. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Donkey today for Friday, February twenty fourth goes to Belinda H.
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  Speaker 1: Miller of Augusta, Georgia. Belinda's fifty years old, grown woman, seasoned, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: knows what she wants and how she wants it, and
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  Speaker 1: if she doesn't get it, I'm sure she's not happy
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  Speaker 1: about it. And I totally understand. Okay. What you kids
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  Speaker 1: don't realize is those of us born in the nineteen
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  Speaker 1: hundreds grew up on the Burger King slogan having your way. Okay, yes,
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  Speaker 1: long before the me Goes and Drake were having that way,
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  Speaker 1: we were having ours. And that's really a slogan that
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  Speaker 1: applies to more than just Burger king. Okay, you go
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  Speaker 1: to fast food restaurants. You want what you want and
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  Speaker 1: anything else is uncivilized. Okay, words at y'alls Barkley and
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  Speaker 1: the right Guard commercials from the nineteen hundreds. But it's
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  Speaker 1: certain things you expect from certain fast food restaurants. When
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  Speaker 1: you go to Chick fil A, you expect immaculate service
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  Speaker 1: and for your order to be absolutely correct. So imagine
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  Speaker 1: going to Chick fil A and ordering the four piece
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  Speaker 1: chicken scripts with a large wafer fry and Polynesian sauce,
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  Speaker 1: heavy on the Polynesian sauce. But imagine the disappointment one
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  Speaker 1: would feel if they forgot the Polynesian sauce. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: a mile up the road, gotta get back off the
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  Speaker 1: highway busser you turn to get back to Chick fil
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  Speaker 1: A to get to the Polynesian sauce because you can't
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  Speaker 1: even eat the chicken scrips without the Polynesian sauce. That's
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  Speaker 1: high level FD. Y'all know what FD is, right, Fast
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  Speaker 1: food disappointment. Okay. F D is one of the worst
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  Speaker 1: things one can experience because most of the time when
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  Speaker 1: we order in fast food, we're doing it on the go,
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  Speaker 1: and it's comfort food and we want to be comforted,
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  Speaker 1: and when the things we want for comfort aren't provided,
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  Speaker 1: how can we not be disappointed? McDonald's ice cream machine
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  Speaker 1: being broke f D when these fries not hot after
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  Speaker 1: saying you want fresh hot fries f D. Krispy Kreme
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  Speaker 1: hot now like not on when you pull up to
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  Speaker 1: it FD. But Belinda Miller, what Belinda Miller went through
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  Speaker 1: is high level FD, the kind of FD that one
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  Speaker 1: might need some therapy for a lady to see. Jamel,
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  Speaker 1: I know that you have an affinity for Popeyes, right,
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  Speaker 1: I love Popeyes. Let me ask you a question. What's
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  Speaker 1: your go to Popeye's order? Three piece spicy red beans
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  Speaker 1: and rice, doctor pepper, that's to go to? Yeah? So
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  Speaker 1: what could be missing from that order that would disappoint you? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not a sauce person, So when you were
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  Speaker 1: laying that out, I definitely understand fast food disappointment. Like
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  Speaker 1: I eat my chicken strips or chicken nuggets or you know,
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  Speaker 1: chicken tenders, no sauce, Jesus Christ. So I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: been disappointed at all. I'd have been like, oh cool,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the same, no sauce my nuggets or chicken fingers either.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all should never be allowed to on a fire arm.
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  Speaker 1: What why don't you sauce? No wow unless it's Chick
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  Speaker 1: fil a, Chick fil a all day? But outside of that,
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  Speaker 1: na no, no says nothing wow. There's a little so pepper. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, Like fries no ketchup? I just need sa Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying like fries, no ketchup pepper. Well, let's go
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  Speaker 1: to f Let's go to ABC six for the report,
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  Speaker 1: please to see what kind of women is arrested and
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  Speaker 1: the kids to driving her car into a restaurant. Melinda
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  Speaker 1: Miller was arrested today for lesley ramming her fud through
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  Speaker 1: the wall of Popeyes on the wall from way. Investigators
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  Speaker 1: say the fifty year old continued driving her vehicle through
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  Speaker 1: the doors of the building and did not stop until
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  Speaker 1: the breed blocked her from moving forwether. No woman was heard,
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  Speaker 1: but a woman inside the restaurant was almost hit. Melinda Miller,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to protacivated the salt of the first three
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  Speaker 1: from a bl banage to property. Now. I know the
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  Speaker 1: audio wasn't the best, but Belinda ran her car into
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  Speaker 1: a Popeye. You know why she ran her car into
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  Speaker 1: a Popeyees because they forgot her biscuits. That is the
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  Speaker 1: item M that would lead to major f d s. See,
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  Speaker 1: you got to hear both sides, because as that story
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  Speaker 1: was being played, I was thinking, I bet it's a reason,
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  Speaker 1: and I bet it's a good work. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I need to hear both sides of this. They forgot
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  Speaker 1: her business. You listen, you can't the biscuits. You got
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  Speaker 1: one jobs. That's what I'm saying, don't forget the biscuits.
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  Speaker 1: I've been really doing my best in twenty twenty three
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  Speaker 1: not to say the N word anymore, Okay, been trying
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  Speaker 1: not to call people of any race the N word.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to eliminate the N word from all
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  Speaker 1: my timelines and every multiverse that I exist in. But
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  Speaker 1: when nigga's nigg on this level of nigga, you must
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  Speaker 1: allow me an exception. Okay. There's a reason that I
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  Speaker 1: have historically called this establishment Popeyes Chicken and Nigga cookies. Okay. See,
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  Speaker 1: the Popeye's biscuit is proof that a lot of black
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  Speaker 1: people don't really want the piece they say they want,
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  Speaker 1: all Right, The Popeye's biscuit is proof that we might
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  Speaker 1: be Glutton's for punishment. Because I've gotten old. I've come
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  Speaker 1: to the conclusion that the Popeye's biscuit is overrated. Fight me, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I will fight you. Let's scrap right now. Biscuits with
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  Speaker 1: their breakfast sandwiches are better. See biscuits are better. And
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  Speaker 1: Bojangles Jangles rights chicken biscuit. Yes, that's what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: man from heaven, that Bolberry biscuit. Come on now, absolute
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  Speaker 1: fire washing Popeyes on every level. Okay, the Popeye's biscuit
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  Speaker 1: is a weapon, all right, that's what it is. Let
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  Speaker 1: it see me in disrespect, Let it sit for a day,
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  Speaker 1: and then throw that blood object at somebody day. Just
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  Speaker 1: that's your first problem. Well, don't even let it sit.
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  Speaker 1: Just take it right off the box and throw it
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  Speaker 1: at somebody's head. If you hit the person in the head,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get arrested for murder because they're gonna die.
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  Speaker 1: I not feel very vindicated over my no sauce take
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  Speaker 1: because that's one of the worst food takes I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: Listen them, biscuits are overrated, okay, and if you miss
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  Speaker 1: the person that you threw the biscuit at when that
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  Speaker 1: hard ass nigga cookie shot at a window. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get arrested for a Sultan battery would intend to kill? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the Popeye's biscuit is a weapon of mass destruction. Don't
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  Speaker 1: believe me eat it with no drink. Bet you never
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  Speaker 1: eat it with no drinking now, exactly, y'all won't do
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  Speaker 1: that challenge? Don't take to try to eat as many
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  Speaker 1: Popeyes biscuits as you can with no drink. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you can't just even eat one. I'm not sure what
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  Speaker 1: really the issue I have currently with Popeyes. They did
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  Speaker 1: this a while ago. I need y'all to bring back
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  Speaker 1: the Cajun rice. They took it off the menu, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm upset about this. So Cajun rice have I need
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  Speaker 1: y'all to symbol because I wanted it brought back. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: brought you know, McDonald's brought back that nasty ass mcgrib right.
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  Speaker 1: Bring back Cajun at Popeyes right now? Telling band the
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  Speaker 1: biscuits and bring back Cajen right. And I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you what I think happened to Belinda because
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  Speaker 1: there's a manager at Popeyes. When you read the story,
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  Speaker 1: she told police that before the crash. The mistake was
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  Speaker 1: corrected and Belinda got her biscuits, but she was still unhappy.
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  Speaker 1: I got a theory that Belinda got her biscuits, but
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  Speaker 1: she forgot her drink and she was actually choking on
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  Speaker 1: a nigga cookie. Lost control of her SUV and that's
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  Speaker 1: how she ended up crashing into the Popeyes. Either that,
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  Speaker 1: are you simply all what you eat? And wait? Belinda
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  Speaker 1: was about to buy NBC. Is that what happened? That's
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  Speaker 1: that's what we're going, NBC staying for nigga biscuit cookie.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's what I think happening. Belinda was eating
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  Speaker 1: a nigga cookie and and now I'll be Because of that,
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  Speaker 1: we have one of the most classic nigga moments in
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  Speaker 1: American history. You're about to experience a nigga moment. What
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  Speaker 1: your defines the nickea moment as a moment when ignorance
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  Speaker 1: overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical nigros acting theological
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  Speaker 1: self destructive. I e. Like a nigga happy black history
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  Speaker 1: mo off, y'all, please give Belinda H. Millard to sweet
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  Speaker 1: sounds of Hamletones. Oh No, you are the dogee of
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  Speaker 1: the day. Well, the dogee, oh the day. Ye. I
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  Speaker 1: learned a lot about y'all this morning. Y'all don't like
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  Speaker 1: sauce with y'r chicken scribe, and y'all like Popeye's biscuits.
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  Speaker 1: I used to like Popeye's biscuits when I was childish.
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  Speaker 1: But you know you put away child, away child books.
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  Speaker 1: I grew up, you know what I mean, put the
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  Speaker 1: childish ways behind me. All right, Well, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: that donkey today, Yes, Donkey to Day is brought to
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  Speaker 1: you by the law Office of Mike Go s Lamming Saut.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on your
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  Speaker 1: cell and say the bull. If you've been hurting a
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  Speaker 1: construction accident, that's pound two five bull from your cell
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  Speaker 1: and say the bull.