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Below Deck Med: "Pretty Woman Walking Down the Dock" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling drama, Darling. Oh, hello, Darlings,
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it's drama Darling. I Amy Phillips. Today is Tuesday. Today,
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Angela and I will be talking about below dick Mead Hi, Angela, Hello,
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Hello. We have a busy day ahead of us. We do,
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we do. We're gonna do this and then oh sorry, tomorrow we're gonna
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talk about win a house. Right, I'm so ready. I'm so ready.
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I'm ready. I'm ready. And so we're gonna just you know,
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swap the dick today and then tomorrow get into winter heat. Whatever you do
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is to have hurdles. Keep Jason. He was in like us weekly.
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I mean, people need to see him the the efter. Myth is Liz
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Chatty Lee. Season's real controversial season my Australian because in and out much like
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Australian and South Africa. I'll see the Africa. Oh, Christian, Who
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where is Laura from? Laura Lara? I'm sorry, Lara. I think
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she's from South Africa, isn't okay? Sure, I don't know, I
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don't know. All right, Well, I'm so bad. You're so bad.
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It's like Canadian and American. I love her voice Simila. I love
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her. I think I love her fan favorite immediately right, yes, yes,
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so great, you don't have to wink. And I also love her
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aggressive and Haley's aggressive usage of the words Deek the sea looks like a baggie
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deeks today. Stop making like a deek. Stop deaking around. Just always
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des given Captain lea run for his money. Oh yes, drag my dicks
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my through a yard of broken up Yeah, through a fence? Yeah right,
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who knows many different drag is dick through a lot of people, things,
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a lot of things. Uh. That being said really off to a
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swearing start. This is why my mom does not listen to my podcast.
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She would be horrified. Annie, who hello, so listen? Uh.
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share or you know, repost or you know anything like that with anyone under
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twenty one. And please drink responsibly. You know, just got to cover
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our bases there. So today Angela and I, before we get into below,
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dick mead, we have a little bit of news. We've got.
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We've got some dish to serve up today, which is hot. The dish
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serving dish. The dish is coming right out of that galley, right out
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of Chef Jack's galley, and it's not frickasy. But it is a couple
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of things. One thing is well, I don't know if you guys knew
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this, but Albi Manzo is getting married this weekend. They are in Italy,
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the whole family and they are there. They traveled there recently. It's
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a big to do, which is very exciting. But then this morning Lauren
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Manzo got on her Instagram to address what hit the news I believe, yesterday,
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which is that Lauren and her husband are Vito, thank you, are
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getting divorced. He filed September twenty ninth, I believe, And she got
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onto her social media and basically explained, Look, you guys, this has
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been going on for a long time. We've been in this process. This
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is a mutual decision, and the last step was filing, and that's happening.
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And so she said, and I'm not on TV for the sake of
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the protection of my daughter. And so that's essentially why we keep these things
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private, why we never made an announcement that we were getting divorced, because
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it's all about their child, all about protecting her and respect Lauren respect.
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Yeah, it's wild that, you know, here's what I think. I
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think. I don't know why the news is coming out when it's right in
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the middle of Elbie's wedding week wedding celebrations. Yeah. The only thing I
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can think of is that, you know, the records are public, and
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it's very possible that someone finally did the work and searched public documents and found
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that he in fact did file and it was pretty recent, I mean September
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twenty ninth or twenty eighth. I want to say, yeah, so that's
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been a month, right, and maybe no one was looking over the course
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of the last month, you know what I mean? People, I mean,
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she's yeah, she's not on TV anymore, so it's it's not as
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not I don't want to say relevant. I don't think that's the right word.
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But it's not her face to be like, oh yeah her, oh
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yeah, let's you know, check it out. I wonder what it's going
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to be like with Vito and Albi because weren't they like BFFs from school or
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something, And isn't that how they isn't that how Lauren and Vito met?
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I think probably right, Albi were like the best of friends, so right,
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how is that going to play out? They've been married for family the
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family. Yeah, they've been married for eight years. And it's interesting because
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people always ask and they always, you know, mention Vito's ever in any
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family pictures whenever they're out, and the family posts a lot, and he's
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not been around for a long time, so it's not surprising to most people,
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you know, I mean, you can pretty much tell like he's never
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in any pictures. He's never in any family gatherings, and poor Veto,
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I know. So uh anyway, we gotta we got to keep that family
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safe. We got to keep the doughter safe. And that's that. You
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don't want to talk about the kids, all right, So let's leave it
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there, all right, respect, Let's let alb have a nice family weekend.
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Mention my family do not wait what truth? Do not? Yeah?
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Talk about my family? Yeah yeah, when she threw andy on the in
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the chair, huh yeah that happened. Okay. In other news, this
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is a whole thing. Oh so, Mauricio has been spotted with his Dancing
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with the Stars partner, like holding hands, hob nobbing around, holding hands
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in a dark parking lot. I mean, this is page six reporting this.
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See the parking lot. Oh I did not see that photo. That
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is a they are full on holding hands. There a scunder and you know,
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the Dancing with the Stars rehearsals happen right up the street from where Dan
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works. And he actually because he has to, like he goes out,
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like does a bunch of stuff. But when Teresa was on, he saw
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her car pull up and her get out, and like so he's like,
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oh, I'm gonna try and see if I can see like any of this
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happening. That's amazing. It's right across from theaters, right, No,
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he's on there the dance Third Street Dance. Yeah, Third Street Dance right
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across some theaters. Dad is across from theaters. But they also, I
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guess there's another place, kind of like on the Highlands. Oh really,
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Okay, because I wonder because I always look at that Third Street Dance and
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I know that they do rehearse there. But then I think to myself,
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that place is so small. How are they housing all of these people.
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There's no way, Okay, there that makes so much sense. Great,
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Okay, well then this is interesting. The plot thickens. So today Mauricio
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posted on his Instagram several like you know, a carousel, a carousel of
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photos of his family, and this is what he says. Tonight's dance on
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Dancing with the Stars is about life and how it's not always perfect. And
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when you think it's impossible to move mountains and you're at your lowest moment and
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you think all doors are closed, you need to rise up and rise unafraid
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and move mountains. My time was nineteen ninety six when Kyle and I got
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married and Alexia was born. We had Farah and Alexia. I was twenty
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six when I was fired from my job and was broke. Kyle was my
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rock and together we rose up, and we rose up one thousand times,
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and we moved mountains, a lot of them. It's been an incredible journey.
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Tonight's dance is dedicated to Kyle and my family. Wow. Mm hm,
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I feel like there. I feel like in all of this there's so
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much pr spin and like bs going on and like slide of hand and like
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look over here and the things like it's so confusing. It is so confusing.
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And meanwhile, you know, Kyle is hanging out with Morgan, she's
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going to her concerts, they're filming this documentary. They're just hanging out and
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here we are all going, well, what's happening now? Is this photo
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of Mauricio with his dancing partner just fodder for us? Right, Like,
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you're not going to be walking if you're trying to keep it on the lowdown.
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You're walking through a parking lot holding hands. Right, you're still married,
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You're like, you have children that can see this unless you're telling them,
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Okay, listen, this is for mom and dad's job. M it's
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like confusing, so confusing if you're younger, and even if you're older,
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it's still like what are you doing? Yeah, like this it's I don't
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get it, and it's it's very it's just really interesting now to look at
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the dinner from how to see her go. You will never fulfill you,
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I know, like it's was she talking about Mariseia and Kyle or is this
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smoke and mirror? Oh? Right, you know what I mean? Well,
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judging from this post, how can you be emotionally fulfilled? From this
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post and then the pictures of them in the parking lot, it's just it's
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so cheap, even if it isn't real, Like why I wouldn't want to
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be with someone who would stoop to their level if it's not. But if
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they're in business together and they decide this is the angle they're going to take,
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I guess, strange, very strange. It's creepy, like this is
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this your you're now your marriage is now just like a brand and yeah,
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you're a commodity. And that's so it's very Arianna and Tom. You know,
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don't get it now. Someone tagged me in the photo of Mauricio and
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this dancer and I can't remember her name, but no, I don't know.
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I don't remember. And they were like, why did I think this
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was Amy Phillips at first? And it's not the one of them in the
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parking lot. And I was like myself, well, that's a nice compliment,
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but also like, I would never do Kyle like that. Please,
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Yeah, I would never do Kyle like that. Rudd, Are you kidding
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me? Right now? My girl's girl? Are you kidding me? I
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love it? Yeah, it's just very confusing, and I mean, if
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it's working, if this is what your goal was, we're talking about it,
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you know, like, oh yeah, I mean Beverly Hills is tonight?
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No, wait, tonight or tomorrow night. I'm trying to think of
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no idea. No, no, it's tomorrow night. Yea tomorrow tomorrow night?
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For me? Is it? Get your schedule all on one? Sorry?
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Okay, no, it's next week. It's the first okay, think
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oh god, I gotta figure this out anyway. Tomorrow is Salt Lake City,
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and also it's we're going to be posting Winterhouse as well, and that's
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going to be a bonus episode. So this week on the Patreon, you
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get two bonus episodes. If you're Tier two and three, you get Winterhouse
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and you get Golden Bachelor. That's all right, baby, We're doing the
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work, We're showing up. You know, there's just a lot going on.
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And you know, next week when we all ascend upon Vegas, I'm
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still doing my show. God willing that I can get a strong connection from
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Caesar's Palace. And I just found out yesterday that like Caesar's Palace is nowhere
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near Caesar's Forum, which is where Bravocon is. I mean, you might
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as well be staying in Henderson. I mean like it's nowhere near. Yes,
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I just don't make no I know, Okay, I knew, and
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I was just like I looked at that nap and I said, what in
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God's what in God's green earth is this? Hon I might as well just
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be staying at the Bolagio. Although I'm very excited to be staying at Caesar's
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Palace. But I thought I could just just bop right downstairs and get right
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into that can convention and then pop upstairs to pile on my nose. And
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it ain't gonna be like that. And now you have to take a vehicle.
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I just sure don't do. You sure doesn't do. But you know
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what, I'm gonna get to help. I'm what now, I'm gonna go
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ahead and take my vehicle. Why the hell not? Everybody gonna be smart,
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everybody gonna be ubering my well said a couple bucks, take my own
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vehicles. Well might as well. All right, I mess with that.
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They mess with you, you mess with the bull, you get the horns,
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you mess with me. I'm gonna take my own vehicle. You mess
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with me, I get my her. I didn't make in a drive right
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over because I'm from the motor City and I know how to drive in Vegas
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and other places. Oh, thank you, thank you. All right,
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So here's another little news tidbit. So this is stemming from it's a lawsuit.
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Okay, it's a lawsuit. The TMZ is reporting and this is essentially
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yeah, so Bravo is being sued by the butler who was He was not
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technically a butler, but he was hired as a butler for the Real Housewives
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Ultimate Girls Trip in the Berkshires. His name is Marco Vega. He says
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he was hired during season two and as a butler for Jorinda a bluestone manor,
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and this was in twenty twenty one, and he says the women were
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drinking heavily shots of bourbon and cocktails included. He says at one point a
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woman came out to perform a strip tease for the housewives, and once that
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stopped, show producers told him to quote unquote unquote go over and get the
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women dancing. In Vegas lawsuit obtained by TMZ claims during the dancing, Phaedra
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Parks slapped him on the butt and Brandy Glanville ran over to him, pulled
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him over to her by the back of his shirt and ripped it off,
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exposing his bare chest. I recall this, do you. I didn't watch.
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It's good thing. I'm sorry, Jamie. Vegas says that Glanville yelled,
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earn your money, Marco, take off your shirt, do something,
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and then Vegas says after the wild party, returned to his hotel and filled
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his wife in on the On the night, Vega claims she was very upset
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and the whole thing has caused him some serious marital issues. Marco's suing Bravo
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because he says the network has a pattern of encouraging the housewives to engage in
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sexually inappropriate behavior. He's not suing Brandy or phaedra Vegas suing for sexual abuse
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and harassment and asking for damages including punitives. We reached out for Bravo.
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Two comments so far, no word back. I mean, it's not okay,
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No, I mean, it's like I recall any time I've ever seen
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any of the Housewives treat anyone like that. I'm like, it's cringe worthy,
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it's not appropriate, it's awkward. You know. When they do it
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to each other, it's a different story because it's you know, there's a
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little more consent there because they have relationships. And I'm not speaking to the
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Caroline Brandy situation that allegedly occurred, so that that's completely separate. But I'm
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talking about when there are two people having fun and they're all, you know,
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But when they bring other people in, like staff or people who are
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working on the show or crew and things of that nature, are such a
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yes, it's such a sticky wicket, if you will, because they think
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that just because they're present, that they're consenting, and it's just simply not
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true. It's just not so weird to me. That anyone would despite being
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drunk, you know. And I always think like if the genders were reversed,
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if you were watching a bunch of men do that to a woman who
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was hired to be a quote quote quote unquote made and you saw them slapping
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her ass and pulling her over and like lifting her skirt or something like that,
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Oh horrible, awful, Like, so why should this be any different?
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Like to yourself, I do not know you. I remember when this
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was a thing. I remember after this show aired that we found out that
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Marco put on his Instagram that he was the butler like his you know what
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in your bio on Instagram, he was like, I was the butler for
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Real Housewise Ultimate Girls Trip. So he was using that credit in his Instagram
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for cloud right, And so that's weird that he's going to do that after
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he felt sexually harassed. Sorry, I'm just saying, I'm just pointing out
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the whole story here. I'm just allegedly And then he also said that he
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was not a butler, that he was a hired actor for the show.
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Is it's still up on his bio that does it still say that? Probably
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not. I wouldn't even know yeah, I would assume not certainly if he's
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going to be suing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah yeah anyway,
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uh so that's that. That's all the news news. We have to
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do it. Duh. Thank you. You're welcome. Now we're going to
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get into below deep mead one gossip on this boat track Now that's me.
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I am the tea queen. Mm hmmm he is, oh he is?
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Wow? What an episode? Fun, not a ton of drama, because
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boy, we are coming off of some rough waters. I know it makes
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you sleepy, but I loved to see it. This is Angela's favorite kind
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of episode when nothing happens. No, I like it too. But you
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know, like I said, we need ebbs and flows. But Angela,
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yes, we can't just have it at this level the entire time. You
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know, we can't have it at low tide. It needs to go to
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high tide at some point, right and that smooth A smooth seed never makes
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a skilled sailor. Ooh my mind. Yeah, with that smile on your
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face. Yeah it was it was I like that. Yeah, No,
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it was great. It was great. Made me happy. Charter guests leave
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two K tip each hot I mean tip. Now, do you ever try
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like because Dan watches, he's with me, and we'll try to guess the
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tip every single time we try to guess, like how much the guests is
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gonna you never guess. I said twenty five thousand. I got close.
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They got twenty six. Wow, that is very close. It's such a
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stupid game we play. But it was so funny that Captain Sandy was like,
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I feel like this is like Charter five already. It's like, holy
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shit, feels like it. I know, I know because they've had people
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down, they have people not show up, they've had people and lie about
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their little lie lay. Yes, well been a season all were he has
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been a season. I feel like they should just do a reunion right now,
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just based on a couple episodes of Toomy, and that would be interested
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to see that a midpoint reunion. Midpoint now. The crew has a night
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out and Max saw Laura before they went out, and he was like a
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little deboo are you me? Who do you think I done? Do you
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think I quote? Do you think what it was? That was really hilarious.
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I was very confused at what Kyle was wearing when he and Natalia were
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getting ready. I was like, is that his his thong underwear or was
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that bathing suit that he's gonna wear underneath? Were those Mormon garments? Oh?
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There were so many quess like, I mean, can you have a
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Mormon thong? I was a holy Mormon tho it was any lions are real?
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You know what it looked like. It looked like disposable underwear kind of
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you know, the color, the color, the cut, the it wear
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its you know where he was hiding his jewels. Interesting because jumping ahead later,
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I was like, okay, so he is where it now? Is
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he wearing his underwear in the hot tub or those Is that his cute little
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song? It looks like something that Kanye West would put his girlfriend wife in,
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you know what I mean and be like walk around Belgium like this.
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You know That's what it looked like and keep your head down. Yeah,
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something very very wrong. I don't know. And it was baggy, So
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it was. It was kind of baggy. But that's why it looked like
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he was underwear, Yes, and I and but he was in charge of
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how baggy it was because you could see the ties on the side. It's
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like he bunched it. He bunched up his budgy smugglers just sent just budgies.
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Well, the kids like everything baggy these days trends. Maybe it's a
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friend very well, could be like, I mean, it's a thong,
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but make it a boxer fit, a box song, a foxer, a
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boxer fox. There's any room for one gossip on this boat right now.
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That's me. I am the tea queen. I am smuggling jewels in this
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custom made budgy smuggler like a potato sack, cinched up potato sack thong with
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string a little more fine of a weave of potato sacks, so higher,
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yes, like right, sort of a meshy. The thread count was a
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higher. I mean, we really have spent more time on this than we
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needed to, but we needed to discuss it. So fascinating. I didn't
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get it. I didn't either. It didn't look comfortable, and you know,
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his pants on, he was like shoving his hands down his pants to
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look Maybe he was like pushing the screen string out of its crack. We've
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all been there. Kyle, Oh, poor Kyle. So many hurdles.
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Is going to have hurdles in those pants, the hurdles in those undergarments,
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those days. So nat and Toomey are getting along like white on rice,
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I mean really quick. So can we talk about the extremely gross and manipulative
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text that Natalia's boyfriend sent her. Yes, absolutely how he sent it in
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as he knows she's getting ready to go out with the crew. She has
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worked her butt off, she just wants to have a fun night and his
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text said, babe, don't want to influence your night off. Do what
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you need to do. I just hope that doesn't hurt me. Its to
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mean the world to me. What's a manipulative app? What a manipulative f?
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Gross? Yeah, you don't want you don't want an open relationship.
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You want to be able to gas like your partner to think this is an
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open relationship when really you just want to go around and f anybody you want
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to. Well, she keep her loyal to you, like and then she
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just was like miss you too, which I kind of love that. But
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it's weird that she's conflicted because she is conflicted about whether or not she should
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do something with Luca because of this boyfriend back home, and exactly that's working
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because he's sending her these texts that are so gross, right, He's a
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nazis what a nas East? But yes. Then we go on to Toomy
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and at dinner and they're just like, do you have to eat when you're
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on DA And She's like, I'll take a plate and a little by little.
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I can't do a plate everywhere, like they just make one plate for
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the day. And me too, Oh my god, me too. We're
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too with my hands, with my hands always do ship. Timmy's like,
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I'm gonna let it slide that your hands are everywhere in my face and along,
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even though you're the one to tell me stop doing this, stop doing
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this. And then Kyle was like, I can't remember what he said.
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He's like, what, I'm traumatized. What is happening? I'm traumatized.
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He was traumatized by them getting along, and I think maybe foiled God,
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are they gonna start talking and discover what has really been happening because at the
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end of this episode, and we saw little teaser for next week, it's
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to me, that's like putting it together. Sure, if he's talking about
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her like that, he's probably dugging about me like that. Oh hab duh,
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yeah girl, she habit had bad shit. Listen lend Lent and I
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loved how they finally they were like are we old? How old are you?
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Twenty five? Thirty one? Yeah, we're old? Can we just
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hit reeson? Are we old? I love that. Kyle's like, how
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old is your boyfriend? And she's like betty one, Betty one. Her
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hands are in the air. She's actually like, you know, signing out
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with her arms like a cheerleader does Betty one? I wonder if she was
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some kind of cheerleader. He really probably was. Does emote with her.
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He's like, oh, well, I can't do it. You do it.
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And he's like, you're gonna go for a twenty four year old?
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Oh so you're gonna go I thought he was twenty two. Oh yeah,
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you're right. You're right. She's seing a twenty two year old of it.
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Thirty one year old? Yeah, but also go for it because your
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boyfriend a sahi t. And also I loved in that scene where they were
30:26
like, can we hit me sat let's do it. We're gonna get along
30:29
it and Kyle was like till the end, till the end of this episode,
30:37
and yeah, I was like, there's something I was the whole rest
30:44
of the episode, though, I was waiting for the penny to drop,
30:45
to be like and when is it gonna shatter? This is too good to
30:49
be true. They gave it an episode for you. This one was for
30:52
you. I think it was. It was personally for you, because nothing
30:56
big happened. It was all just getting along and I really love seeing to
30:59
me and now come together and just like we're the same person. We're the
31:02
same person. I mean they literally are the same person. Yeah, because
31:04
they kept saying the same thing at the same time. Yep. And then
31:08
they were like, you kind of have to we kind of have to go
31:11
through this to get to the other side. Oh right, which I had
31:15
to it. Okay, that's kind of how my best friend from like fifteen
31:22
years old and I she hated me. We first met in middle school,
31:30
I want to say, and she was like that girl said she knew my
31:34
boyfriend. I mean this was in like sixth grade. And I was like,
31:38
I would you were that girl? Oh? I Well, I went
31:41
up and I was like, oh my god, your boyfriend was my first
31:45
boyfriend in third grade just to be like silly and to just like meet people.
31:48
And she was like I remember, she was like like stared at me,
31:53
and I was like, okay, we ended up having like we ended
31:59
up math class together our sophomore year in night school, and I was like,
32:02
you were such a bitch to me in sixth grade and I told her
32:06
and she was like, oh my god, I remember. I'm so sorry.
32:08
And now she's literally like my best friend. And you were like,
32:13
do you make a plate for the whole day? And she's like, yeah,
32:16
I'll just make a plate and then I eat as I could, just
32:19
when I get a chance. Same. I don't sit down. Oh I
32:22
don't sit down. I don't even know the bathroom. I don't go to
32:23
the bathroom. But it was also like to me would be like, I
32:29
don't go to the bar and then natal to the bathroom, right, Oh
32:32
yeah, she would totally get in there. They finished each other sandwiches.
32:38
Sandwiches, so Lara and Max at some point they kiss on that when they
32:44
come home back to the bar and Luke, Lara kissed Luke on the stairs
32:52
going up. Yeah, oh I thought that was Max. It was Luke.
32:55
He had the butterfly tattoo. Yeah, I didn't see it. I
32:59
thought that was Max. Okay, I was wondering why she kissed him because
33:01
I thought I thank you. Okay, okay, so you did think it
33:07
was Max, yeah at first, but it was Luke. Yeah, that
33:12
monarch butterfly tad on his chest. Which it's tough because it's like, oh,
33:15
that's my grandmother's favorite animal. Well animal, first of all was an
33:22
insect. There's a difference. I mean, I suppose in the grand schema
33:27
things and we're all God's creatures, great, big and small. And then
33:34
uh, and then Lara is attracted to Nat and in her confessionals, she's
33:37
so funny about what she wants to do to her. She's hilarious. Yeah,
33:44
I don't want to smack out no, but I do. But but
33:49
no, I really want to pull a Yanka. And then I love that.
33:53
The next day, Luca makes Laura the lead deckhand, and that was
33:59
such a bad moment. Was I was surprised and like I teared up for
34:05
her. She was so honored and so like she was surprised. Yes,
34:10
it's so dear. It was interesting because she didn't see it coming, which
34:14
I was shocked about, which was great, And it was nice that of
34:17
course Captain Sandy's like, just lead, you know, make her your deckhand
34:21
or not make you lead yeah. Oh. Also Kyle and is confessional at
34:28
some point is onto the fact that Nat told Sandy about Kyle's text to me.
34:35
So in his confess she was like, I'm not happy, you know,
34:38
with Nat saying this about me, because there's any room for one gossip
34:43
on this boat track. Now that's me. I am the tea queen.
34:46
Yeah, he's the tea queen. And so what did he say? He
34:50
was like, she weaponized. He's like, it's Natalie to weaponized me against
34:54
other people. But also I was like, weaponized. Wasn't weaponizing you?
35:00
She was weaponizing the fact that to me tested that stuff. I know.
35:05
I mean the word the use of the verbiage today is overused with the terms
35:09
weaponized, traumatized, figgered, you know everything. It's just everyone's been in
35:20
therapy and they've learned the language. Yes they have. So they get ready
35:24
for the next charter and Sandy sits them all down and is like, hey,
35:30
do you know that woman that song pretty woman? Well she was do
35:35
you guys know? Roy Arbison and Jack was like off part of them.
35:39
And that's when Sandy was like, but she didn't have to sing it because
35:46
obviously someone did know it. But she every single time, and this is
35:50
their third charter. Every time she sits the Cleo down and she looks forward
35:53
to this, She's like, hey, you guys know that song goes a
35:59
little something like this brunny woman walking down the street, pretty woman. They
36:07
kinda like to meet. They're like, she has met and they are and
36:12
they are engaged. But also, how are they gonna identify the song.
36:15
She's not actually singing the melody, she's just saying the words pretty woman walking
36:22
down the street. Pretty woman. Kinda like to meet pretty woman. William
36:29
Shatner and then so yeah, he's back, third charter and they're a fun
36:37
charter. They're super chill. When he was like drinking out of control,
36:45
that was that made me nervous though he was, I know, but I
36:49
was like, oh, I'm happy to see there together. And they have
36:52
another child, so that wasn't like the real She was like, yeah,
37:00
down from her, put the drink down. It was kind of hard to
37:06
watch for her, and they were were there? Were they not drinking on
37:10
this charter? Because I do know that danger order day non alcoholic beverage.
37:15
He did. And then I feel like there was someone else who kind of
37:19
looks like, I know, right, yes, wasn't him. I couldn't
37:25
tell when they were when they were getting their their champagne, you know,
37:30
their grading champagne. Someone whoever, Kyle or whatever, was like, this
37:34
is the non alcoholic and gave it to that guy. And I was like,
37:36
oh, he's not drinking. But then it wasn't him, okay,
37:42
And that guy has shorter hair, has long hair, but no, the
37:50
other guy had. That other guy had longer hair too. Remember the guy
37:52
that came out and the tan suit with no she was on. That was
37:57
the guy who got the non alcoholic drinks. You now, I'm confused.
38:01
He looks exactly like they look exactly like. He has long he had long
38:05
blonde hair too, and like, but I think Roy Orbison Junior's hair might
38:08
be a little bit shorter than that guy's. And then there's Roy Orbison Junior
38:14
junior who was the little one and he was definitely drinking non alcoholic champagne.
38:21
Yes, he was a toddler. Well, uh, it's really nice that
38:25
Nat is super happy to be the nanny and Toomey is loving that for her,
38:30
Yes, and she's great at it. Toomey's first job was no pair
38:36
here and those kids were natty the honor terrifying. That's a nightmare. Being
38:42
a nanny for spoiled kids is awful, awful, And I loved how she
38:45
was like, they're an African American family, and I said, take African
38:49
out of that. Yes, this is not how we behave I know.
38:52
God, oh at her head telling her to leave the country. Oh yeah.
39:00
It was not appropriate, not cool, not appropriate, not appropriate at
39:06
all. But it was interesting because I had to rewind it because I was
39:09
like, did I did she just say that they told her to go back
39:13
to Africa and that they were African American children. So I rewound it,
39:19
put the subtitles on, and the subtitles said and they said to me,
39:24
let's go back to Africa. Oh really, but I subtitles aren't always right.
39:31
But I was like, oh, is that what she said? It
39:34
didn't sound like what she said. I don't know. Well, I couldn't
39:37
read the subtitles because when I if I watched the screener, it covers up
39:45
the subtitle because it says my email on it, you know what I mean?
39:47
Well, it doesn't, it doesn't. This wasn't like auto. This
39:51
wasn't subtitles from Bravo. This was like, I put subtitles from my TV
39:55
on Oh got you and that that's what they said. Okay, well interesting
40:01
because I heard it the first way. Yeah, me too, And I
40:06
was like, oh yeah, yeah yeah, so yeah, no wonder she
40:08
didn't want to deal with those little rugrats, those little pip squeaks. Jessica
40:13
is extremely sick from the crew night out, but also seems to have a
40:16
sore throat and then she has to leave. She was strong on that,
40:22
Cassarl. She was like, yeah, that was so tough to watch.
40:28
I am always amazed that we don't see more people falling off that pass.
40:32
Always and always see it's so wasted. Don't understand how they don't angels.
40:40
I mean, somebody is, somebody is looking out for them, because my
40:47
god, yeah she made it. And then I was like, oh,
40:52
she's got the tequila flu. But she said her throat was sore, right,
40:57
maybe that was from throwing up. But also I feel like they wouldn't
41:00
keep her if that's all. I was, Yeah, that's true, you
41:05
know what I mean, unless they were like you need fluids, you're dehydrated.
41:08
Yeah, okay, so Max, we realize has no boundaries because his
41:15
parents were completely neglectful and so hanging from the equipment, he's told to shut
41:22
up all the time. He's like this little brother on the charter that you
41:27
cannot get to stop. And it's amazing to me because you you see everyone
41:31
talking to him in the same way, and when that's the case, it's
41:36
him, it's not the person. And it's like, at this point,
41:40
you're doing more harm than good by being here, Like you're in the way,
41:45
you're not here in the way. There's and his parents had only one
41:49
law, don't bring the cups. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure
41:57
I said it with a French accent, but I think I said it,
42:00
don't bring the cops. It was just like that's obvious, that's very clear.
42:07
And I forty five minutes late. I would be lived, I know.
42:15
And he's getting plenty of sleep, make a mistake, and he is
42:21
not following the bo'sun's orders. He's dumping water overboard and did not listen.
42:29
If your boss was like, hey, Amy, don't do that, and
42:36
you would you be like, oh no, well, I'm just I'm gonna
42:37
do it anyway, because I'm gonna I'm gonna do it my way, that's
42:40
a personality disorder, right, it's somebody that has a disorder, because I
42:45
think it's more than that. It's more than just to blatantly be told something
42:50
and then not do it. There's a disorder there. Yeah. And I'm
42:53
no a therapist, but if you want to listen to a therapist cover Bravo
42:58
stuff, please listen to your Bish Therapist podcast, available free anywhere you listen
43:04
to podcasts. This week, she's got a great episode on New York and
43:08
Southern Charm and I believe she's covering grief, So listen to that. Melissa
43:15
Reich, she's amazing a good one. Yeah, anyway, but yeah,
43:19
Max, it's just like, you know, he defied an order. Also
43:22
that Laura was like, We're not going to do that with a jet skin.
43:23
He's like, no, I'm gonna. I'm putting it this way.
43:25
Yeah. The Carabina, well you go to do the colorabina. However,
43:30
she talking now, she's dinner with Captain Sandy was great and Sandy loved it.
43:42
The flavors, Oh love the flavors. She told her Danger from Jackass
43:50
said that he broke his neck twice, rupture testicle. He's had twenty seven
43:53
surgeries and uh then the kids are eating veggies. So this was an interesting
43:59
It was a very chill dinner until like they got up and Roy Orbison Junior
44:04
was looking over the rail, just enjoying his evening, and all of a
44:07
sudden, this freaking crane almost literally hits him in the head. He couldn't
44:13
handle it. More cool, I mean. And then he was like,
44:17
we're not gonna worry about that pretty woman, you know, like he's just
44:22
fine with it. And then Sandy is just blowing a gasket. So she
44:28
runs over. Well, first she says to Roy Orberson Junior. She's like,
44:30
ah, sorry, Roy Orbison Junior, we are loading the tender.
44:36
This is what happens. Anyway. Then in her little capriza running over talk
44:42
to the crew and she's like the fuck. Like she's coming up the stairs.
44:45
They had to bleep her and she's like, Luca, God damn it,
44:52
it's too windy. She's like, this is We're doing a magnificent flavorful
44:54
meal. You gotta know when not to do this, all right, this
45:00
is the what this is when you gotta figure out when to be a boson.
45:01
All right, we're having a gorgeous meal. You wait to load the
45:06
tender. But she was also she was like, that's how engineers think,
45:09
you know, They're they're not thinking about the guests. They're like, we
45:13
gotta get this done. I was so sure that we were going to get
45:16
set, we were going to see someone like knocked out by that because of
45:22
how choppy and swingy it was. I was like, we just saw this
45:24
on the last thing. Yeah, when they all botched that job. Yes,
45:30
culver and then Sandy being like, you know, recognizing. I liked
45:37
how she recognized that he's an engineer and he's just focused on the job.
45:39
But Laura was like, you will do Like it's so Wendy, you will
45:50
doll If you get hit by that boat, you will die. It's so
45:54
true. It looked terribly dangerous. Seriously, it's I was waiting for an
46:00
injury. I was sure it was gonna happen. Well, we got Mourning
46:04
to come around, and to me is just like, where's my chaos?
46:07
Where's my chaos? She doesn't have her chaos, She's just these guests are
46:12
just super chill, having a great old time. Easy. The uh jackass
46:17
guy comes out in boobe pajamas were amazing. They were quite they gave.
46:27
They were a nice rival to the wallpaper in the ladies room at the Soho
46:31
House with which is just a bunch of different vaginas. Is it really here
46:37
in La Yes? On sunset? Oh my god, that's so funny.
46:43
Wow. I mean it looks like when you walk in, it looks like
46:46
are these like leaves? And then you're like, oh my go interesting.
46:52
Okay, all right? Uh. Max oversleeps that day and Max and Lara
46:59
argue about dropping the anchor, and Laura's like, you will die. The
47:02
communication sucks. And then Sandy's comes out a little white capriz and she's like,
47:09
hey, you you over there, stop arguing. It's not okay.
47:14
And then I feel like I feel like Max might get fired. Get fired.
47:21
I think so forty five minutes, laate, you don't listen to anybody.
47:24
You are worried about pumping up and doing your exercises. You're wanking too
47:29
much, according to Laura. I mean, I feel like he might say
47:35
bye bye, and I think so, and he should as well. He
47:37
should, I agree. He's not like you're you're you're contributing nothing at all
47:43
to this team. No, like we are all busting our asses and you're
47:46
not even hooking up with anybody, so no, what good? Are you
47:51
just kidding? But it was it was sweet that Haley went up to him
47:53
on the night out and was like, I'm sorry he said shut up and
47:58
Sary called you bagged dicks. But the thing is you just like, don't
48:02
listen, and I just really wanted you to shut up and do your job.
48:06
That's all. Okay, Glad, we had this talk. He's like
48:08
me, I did, well, okay, get up, work you get
48:22
it work, get it work. And once again, Captain Sandy did something
48:27
that I love. He let Luca just on drive the boat off anchor right?
48:32
Is that what she was letting him do? Whatever she did, she
48:36
let him drive the boat. And I think that's sit on my left,
48:38
Luca. You like Glad. I at her movies. She's I just like
48:47
that she's a hands on captain because I feel like not many other captains would
48:52
give you that opportunity to see what it's like and to like, I feel
48:57
like that powers empowers that, yes, and I love that she does that
49:01
for people. I think she does. I think that's really cool. And
49:05
did you hear what was playing? Was a pretty woman. I'm just kidding,
49:12
Luca, come here, I sing the song for you while you drive
49:15
the boat off the shore or off anchor wherever. I don't know what.
49:17
I don't know what. I think. I think they were coming off anchor.
49:21
Okay O, good, well pretty much. I but like we said,
49:28
it will be interesting because I wonder now when Toomey was like, if
49:34
he's talking about Natalia to me, I'm sure he's talking. He's doing the
49:40
same to Natalia or no, yeah, he's doing the same to Natalia about
49:45
me. So I wonder if now it's gonna flip and now Kyle's going to
49:52
be the bad guy. Yeah, and nat will bond together. Oh that
49:58
would be so good because on watch what happens like that When Natalia was on
50:04
there some it was not even whatever. It was a question that said who
50:09
from this season would you never work again? She was like immediately she was
50:13
like, Kyle, he's awful. He's the worst human being. He's awful.
50:15
I can't stand on my head like so, I'm very curious to see
50:22
what will come about from the Tea Queen. This is going to be very
50:27
exciting. One gossip on this boat right now, that's right now. I
50:31
am the He's so amazing right now, trauma, traumata and I'm paralyzed and
50:42
I'm trauma. I lost one. We will play that, sorry, but
50:49
I know what right I was trying to find that one, not my Meritith
50:54
mix. Anyway. Well, guys, so tomorrow at Salt Lake City and
51:00
the bonus episode is also going to be Winterhouse, So Angela. You can
51:06
follow her over on TikTok Spoiled Little Mexican Girl Got Angela. Thank you so
51:10
much, Darling and everybody have a great day. Bye. Drama, Darling
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