Latest / The Joe Show / You Can't Wear White To The Wedding

Transcript

You Can't Wear White To The Wedding · The Joe Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. You're saying that this
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: has been a few years that people have been talking
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: about the fajitas?
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: So it's another joke that Drewski and SNL stole?
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, the girl on TikTok.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: That's like an old thing. Also, that's not a slight
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: at Drewski. Drewski's hilarious, and he probably didn't even write that. Yeah.
• 0:25
  Speaker 4: And he had the highest ratings for SNL, if you
• 0:26
  Speaker 4: guys didn't know.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Well, 10 people watched it. No one watches that show anymore.
• 0:32
  Speaker 4: Only for Jersey.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: So that's very disappointing because I actually did see that one.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: I went, that's pretty funny. I've never thought about it.
• 0:43
  Speaker 4: Well, the original was even funnier.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Well, that's typical. They're ripping people's jokes and then firing
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: the funniest ones and then claiming that, well, never mind. 800-409-9393.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Is it rude to order fajitas at someone else's birthday?
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that?
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so this trended on TikTok, and again, it was
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: on SNL. The TikTok thing was years ago.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that.
• 1:09
  Speaker 4: I think it was in 2024.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: That's a bummer.
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: But people were saying that it's rude to order fajitas
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: at someone else's birthday dinner because you know when you're
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: in a restaurant and you hear the fajitas coming and.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Everyone's looking because it's a sizzle.
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a spectacle.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: It is. Are there certain things you should not be
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: able to do at like a, you know, my wedding's
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: coming up? Oh, my God.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: Like if someone proposes at your wedding?
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: No proposals. No proposals. Listen, my fiance will be very nice,
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: and she'll go, oh, that's fine. I'll stick up for
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: her and me. If you propose at my wedding, you
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: are banned from all future Carballo events, and we have
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: fun events. That is off-limits. Wearing white or champagne is off-limits. Well,
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: at the wedding, you're saying? Or light pink.
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: I can't do, like, off-white?
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: No. Cream? Are you joking? Are you being serious?
• 2:08
  Speaker 4: I'm being dead serious.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you can't do that.
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: Anybody's wedding.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: No. It takes away from the- She's wearing white. Unless
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: the bridesmaids- I was wearing off-white tomorrow. Which was picked by- Okay.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: Were you really going to wear off-white tomorrow?
• 2:22
  Speaker 6: Yes!
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: So I'm glad we're having this conversation.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: Holy... I'm going.
• 2:27
  Speaker 4: To show you guys the outfit. I'm going to take
• 2:28
  Speaker 4: a picture of the outfit tomorrow. Or tonight.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: Can you have it online? Can you pull it up online? Ashley,
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: that is like... The fajita thing, I'm not on TikTok,
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: so I didn't see it until SNL, and I cannot believe... Well,
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: I can believe that they stole a joke.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: But.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, no.
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: It's cute.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: I love that outfit.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: No, absolutely not.
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: You look so beautiful.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Is that a t-shirt and sweatpants?
• 2:59
  Speaker 4: No, they're silk pants.
• 3:01
  Speaker 7: It does look like sweatpants.
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: No, they're silk pants. I got them in every color.
• 3:04
  Speaker 7: It looks like Joe and I's track suits that we
• 3:06
  Speaker 7: have in New Orleans.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: You cannot wear white. You can't wear white to a wedding.
• 3:10
  Speaker 4: It's cream.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: You can't wear white. You can't wear cream.
• 3:12
  Speaker 4: Can I wear olive green?
• 3:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 3:14
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 3:14
  Speaker 7: Any other color but white.
• 3:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: It's not white.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: It's green. Unless it's like the bridesmaids from the bride
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: are specifically like they'll wear champagne sometimes. Okay. That's the
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: only time it's okay.
• 3:25
  Speaker 4: Y'all would have looked at me crazy if I walked
• 3:27
  Speaker 4: in there like that, huh?
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 3:28
  Speaker 4: You'd have been like, hey, turn around.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, I would have literally been like, oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Like,
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: you can't do that. That is.
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: Would you send Ashley home to change?
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: They would probably send me home.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know. I think I'd be like,
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: oh my God, I can't believe you really did not
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: know that that's a rule? Yeah, that's a huge rule.
• 3:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, generally you shouldn't. Cream, ivory, white, and champagne are
• 3:56
  Speaker 7: traditionally reserved for the bride.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys. It's the purity of the bride.
• 4:02
  Speaker 7: Good thing we had this conversation beforehand because Ashley would
• 4:04
  Speaker 7: have looked like a total ass if she would have
• 4:06
  Speaker 7: showed up with that.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: Any type of bridal event, white is reserved for The
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: woman and also me. If I wanted to wear white.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: Because I look good in white.
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: Like James Bond. Does he wear white sometimes?
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to wear black. 800-409-9393. I can't believe it.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Anyone listening right now go to a wedding where someone
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: else is wearing white? It always happens with the plus one.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: It always happens like someone, like a friend, brings a
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: plus one that the bride and the groom haven't met.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: And then it's like, who is this bitch?
• 4:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Who is she? And they always, what is he?
• 4:48
  Speaker 4: Who's that?
• 4:48
  Speaker 5: What?
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: How am I not?
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: Who is it?
• 4:51
  Speaker 5: What?
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we're good. By the way, Flip is one
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: of the two people who listens to this show.
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like anything that takes attention away from the bride,
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: so wearing like the same color, then that's like.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: A no-no.
• 5:07
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, Dale, what's up?
• 5:11
  Speaker 5: Well, if I had been invited to your wedding... I
• 5:15
  Speaker 5: would propose.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I think about that? Who's this?
• 5:20
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: I love you, Dale. That was a joke. I love you, Dale.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 5:26
  Speaker 5: This is Emma.
• 5:28
  Speaker 6: Emma.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: Emma from St. Pete. Would you wear white at a wedding?
• 5:34
  Speaker 6: Well, actually, I wore butter yellow to an Indian wedding.
• 5:39
  Speaker 6: So I don't know if that counts because the bride
• 5:42
  Speaker 6: was wearing bright red.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the rules are for that. Let
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: me do some search engineering here. Can I wear... Just
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: call me out.
• 5:53
  Speaker 5: I asked the bride and she said it was okay.
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like, too, it's yellow.
• 5:58
  Speaker 7: Yes, you can wear it.
• 5:59
  Speaker 5: You're good.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: It's joyful, festive, and an acceptable color. Because yellow is yellow.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: Champagne is like.
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: It's very close.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: It's like yellow that wants to be what? It's like...
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: It's like, wait a second, is that white? It's like
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: a shiny white. Yeah, why are you looking like that white?
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: Kind of like that. How pretty, though. I've always wanted
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: to go to an Indian wedding. One day I will.
• 6:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, it was crazy. I mean, it's two days, two
• 6:26
  Speaker 6: full days. And I mean, they get crazy because there's
• 6:28
  Speaker 6: no alcohol, so you really have to party hard.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear it's fun. A lot of dancing. Great food.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: But very long is what I hear. Very, very long.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: All right. We love you. Thank you so much. Let's
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: talk to, how about Michelle now? Michelle. Hey, Michelle, we
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: were just talking about fajitas at birthday parties, and then
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: we found out that Ashley was going to wear white
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: tomorrow at the wedding.
• 6:57
  Speaker 5: According to Abercrombie. Especially in an Italian wedding, but boy.
• 7:03
  Speaker 5: What it is is that everyone will be talking about
• 7:05
  Speaker 5: you saying, look, this girl's trying to take away from
• 7:07
  Speaker 5: the bride. You will be the talk of the town forever.
• 7:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not mad about that. Do it for
• 7:13
  Speaker 4: the plot. Nah, I might just wear it. Not to
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: Joe's wedding, though.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: I feel like Ashley would make a comment to she go, well,
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: we gave you this wedding.
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: We gave it to you, so I should be able
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: to wear it.
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. You're not paying for a thing.
• 7:28
  Speaker 5: They saved you by the bell.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Michelle, you've never seen anything like that before, right?
• 7:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, I have. And people still talk about it to
• 7:38
  Speaker 5: this day.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 7:39
  Speaker 5: And you are right. It is the plus one.
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: It is?
• 7:42
  Speaker 5: It's the hoochie mama, the plus one of the guy, always.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: What the hell is her problem? Why does she have
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: to do that?
• 7:51
  Speaker 4: Because she gives no Fs. She's like, I'm just here
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: to enjoy like a free meal.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Then she makes a comment too. I mean, I'm never
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: going to get married. And if I do get married,
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: I'm certainly not going to have the food that they had.
• 8:04
  Speaker 5: Joe's going to add on the invitation. Please do not
• 8:06
  Speaker 5: wear white.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: We might have to. Yeah. I think about it and
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: I'm getting worried. I'm trying to think of who that is.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: The thing is we kept it small and, uh, You know,
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: everyone I think that is invited is sensible. Also, no
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: plus ones unless we met them, so we're not going
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: to run into bad issues.
• 8:22
  Speaker 5: I was going to say monitor those plus ones.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my cousins all want plus ones, but I keep
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: telling them, Alyssa has hot friends. Just don't bring sand
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: to the beach. Come to the wedding and have fun.
• 8:35
  Speaker 5: Exactly right.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: All right, Michelle, we love you. We love you. We
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: love you. I love that. white at the wedding.
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: It was not white. It's cream. I got it from Abercrombie.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: It's a shade of white. It's a shade of white.
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: But now you have a really cute outfit for something else.
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a Memorial Day party.
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: I'm wearing all black to Joe's wedding.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: That's perfect. Yeah, that's acceptable. You like that? This portion
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: of the Joe Show podcast is powered by Farrah and Farrah,
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: Tampa accident attorneys.