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The Mount Rushmore of D.C. Chaos: Trump, Bondi, Noem, Patel · Brief Recess: A Legal Podcast with Michael Foote & Mélissa Malebranche

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Brief Resess.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: I'm Michael Foot, I'm Melissa Malbranch.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Today we're going to be talking about my Airbnb, nightmare,
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: eating tiepods, are Ai fruit, saga, the twenty fifth Amendment,
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: Christy Noleman her husband Pam Bondy a deep dive into
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: the trial in Hawaii right now, and I'm going to
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: answer all your questions from the DM so stick around.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: I do feel like Phoebe Buffet when I just have
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: like fourteen totes. It's very like Elsbeth TASIONI to kind
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: of like, come in that.
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  Speaker 2: Show, Elsbeth.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Do you watch that?
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yes? And no, Andre likes it. So if he's
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: watching it and we happen to like.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: Elsbeth, yeah, that's actually really funny, is it?
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: And I And usually when he's watching it, I'm doing
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: something else, but like I'm tuned in and I'm always
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: asking him why she has so many fucking bags.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: To feel like her, I do feel like her some
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: days when I'm walking into court with like fourteen totes
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: in my backpack, my bike.
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  Speaker 2: Helmet, It's like, but what's what's in the bag, What's.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: In the bag, what's in your bag?
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: What's going on.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Let's get into a sidebar. Let's get into a little
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: personal story of what's going on this week. How are
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: you so we've got this place where airbnb upstate?
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: I was, I'm fine, Michael.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Thanks, Oh I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: Fuck off? Tell me your stupid story? Go ahead.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: I really wanted to tell her before I forgot. So,
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: this woman's stake my Airbnb and there's like a little
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: pond out back. Now it's like a natural pond. Okay.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: I was going to ask you if it was man made.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: All I got was a message that the pond her
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: dog drank the water in the pond.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: And she was very upset because her dog is now sick.
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: That sounds like her problem.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, I didn't. I don't even she's
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: mad at me. It's popping off because her dumb dog,
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  Speaker 3: her dumb dog. And I did feel very bad because
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: I have a dog too. But I didn't like label
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: at dog bowl like it's I just don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious, though, what is the expectations.
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  Speaker 1: She was upset that we weren't having the pond filtered.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: Oh you know what was truly I am, I'm so
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: tired of people. I'm not even kidding, like I'm so,
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just tired of people. This is why I stay inside.
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: And this is why I stay inside because people are
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: and I'm sure there's somebody listening is going to be
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: why you're insufferable? Fine, I am, That's why I stay inside.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: I am tired of people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was. She was very upset.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, now what is she going to send you? That
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: that bill?
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  Speaker 1: Like what, I was like, I'm really sorry, question Mark.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: It's uh, it's like a natural like landscape, like I
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: don't really maintain the grounds. It's a house upstate.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, so let me ask you this. You responded
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: to her and you said that you were sorry.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a dog as well. I would hate for
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  Speaker 1: any pet to be sick, truly, Like that was the
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: honest truth.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: And so then what then?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, let me know if there's anything I
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  Speaker 1: can do. Definitely keep your dog on a leash as there.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like natural, like I'm trying to be like
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  Speaker 1: a nice well.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like you let me say what you did wrong.
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: You open the.
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  Speaker 1: Door for her to be like, here's what you could do,
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: what you can do, here's my fucking vet bill right. Well,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: I was I was like, is everything okay? Like I
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: honestly was like, any is everything okay? Do you need
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: me to do anything? Like? Why are you kind of
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  Speaker 1: telling me?
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  Speaker 2: Like what would she need you to do? Now? You know,
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: I think I'm more annoyed about this than you are.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: Right now, I just.
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  Speaker 1: Don't understand, like now you're mad at me because I
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  Speaker 1: know herself.
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  Speaker 2: I just I just I really want to know. So
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: she reaches out to you and she tells you that
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  Speaker 2: the pond my her dog drank the water.
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  Speaker 1: Because she's a dog. She let her dog off the
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  Speaker 1: leash right right into the pond.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and then it rank the water got set and
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  Speaker 2: now now the dog is sick.
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  Speaker 1: And it's and she's upset with me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I think what I said, because I'm always like a
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  Speaker 1: silver lining person, I said, I'm happy to update the
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  Speaker 1: check and instructions for any future guests remind them not
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: to let their pet drink the pond water. And that
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  Speaker 1: is something I'm willing to do.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: You know, this feels a lot like do you remember this?
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: There was people can say crazy ship. I just like
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: kind of have to. But do you.
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: Remember when they needed to have warnings out to tell
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: people not to eat the pod?
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: The tie pods, the tide pods of my neighborood are
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: still under lock and key at the CBS.
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  Speaker 2: That's because of theft.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: That's because people were gobbling them up. People were doing bang.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: No, no no, I understand that was but we noticed that
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: the CVS. Everything is locked up. The soap, the eating,
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: everyone's seeing the secrets, all the kids, the youths. The kids.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: The youths are going in and gobbling the duve soap.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's happen.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's what it is.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. It's like you said,
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: we've run out of ship to do, so people are
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: snorting dove soap. They're chopping it up.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: The ice cream is locked up well every day, you
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like it's all locked up. They're
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: melting it down and they're injecting it directly into their veins.
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: Once upon a time, I probably would have done that.
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: Kids and queens in the nineties shot, I mean grown
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: adult women living in Flatbush.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know that old neighborhood right now. Do you
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: remember that restaurant, the Yummy Taco?
• 5:45
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: Actually, okay, my best friend in college lived above the
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  Speaker 1: Yummy Taco.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: What was that like?
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: She was a lesbian and she took great pride in
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: living above the Yummy Taco because it's like a lesbian
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: sex innuendo. Got it?
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: I got it? Okay.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: All jokes that you have to explain are usually much better.
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: Well, I was just like, I was more thinking about
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: what her apartment smelled like, because oh it was.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: So it's like four or five stories about it's now
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: the donut plant on Flatbush for people who are new
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: to New York.
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, it's allow the.
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: Donut I do too. There used to be one across
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: my drip my gem. I switched Gems because I kept going,
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: there's anyway.
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say where it is, but I
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: there's one that I can like on my commute home,
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: and I avoided at all costs.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: A donut plant. Oh yes you should. Yeah, it's really good.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: And it's one of these donu places that has lasted
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: the test time in fifteen twenty years.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: It hasn't been that long.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I switched that gym in twenty ten.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: He switches in because I mean, that's why is listen.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: So it's like I can't keep no, you can't keep doing.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: Do you know who makes a really good donut? Peter Pan.
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: It's in Brooklyn. I think it's called Peter Peter Pan.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: It's it's so good, I'll check it out.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: I got to go to Brooklyn because there's a thrift
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  Speaker 1: store owner who wants me to come check out the
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: clothes there.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: I am a thrifting addict and nobody has ever reached
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: out to me.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: No, because I've I sold my ass to the internet
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: a long time ago. You did, And it is finally,
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: it's years of arduous posting and finally there is something
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: of getting vapes, of getting those resin things and the
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: mail and the vaping for people who just want to
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: get high and new and exciting ways. Finally, something I
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: really really want has clin I'll text you on maybe
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: maybe I know.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: Well, So I texted Michael this weekend and I my
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: text to him was sigh. And Michael rolled back and
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: was like what And I was like, yo, well, yo,
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: you always when I have a problem. Sigh is when
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I'm just depressed about something that I've done. And I said, uh,
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: I just came back from an estate sale. I've been
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: there for two.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: Hours closing down the estates down.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: The estate sale, and I bought a full set of China.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: Melissa, I know, are you serving that many people?
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess you did.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: I hosted easter twelve people, twelve people.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Did you use it? You used it on? You bought
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: it and I.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: Bought it and used it right away. And I also
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: because I made a poach salmon, I also bought this
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: giant fish plicked.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: Did you put like a really big salmon you poached? Wow?
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: I love salmon.
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: You weren't Long Island. I was.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Longland. I was. I was.
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Let's get into your algorithm of showing. Because you told
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: me about your ai fruit, I got to tell you
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: about what the insane things that's on my feet.
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: Now it's different. Now it's not just fruit anymore. I
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: saw it fruit. Well, it's fruit, but now it's also
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: boarding equipment, so like a basketball and a football have
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I sent it to you because after you
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: told me about the fruit, I started getting jewels, having sex. Yes,
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: diamonds and rubies and.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: Emeralds, random emeraldrating well with a rock with a rock.
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, So a diamond and a rock were married, and
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: the emerald showed up looking like a hot slot at
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: the diamond's house and was like, I'm sorry, I'm fucking
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: your husband. Yes, mister rock. Yes, and went inside. And
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: then because it's AI, they're sort of like messed up
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: and weird, like very and the emeralds is like gyrating
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: in the background while the diamond and the rock are
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: breaking up, just like in a really weird like uncanny
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Valley kind of way, like the emeralds in the background.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it was.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: It was very weapons like the kids and weapons like
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: running back.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: So when they opened doors, the doors opened the wrong
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: way on.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: Top of the Yeah, driving away and they're they're climbing
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: under the car to get it.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: It's really weird. It's super weird.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but on my feed, so this is not a
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: I this these are paid actors. Oh, but it's like
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: a full TV show just on TikTok where you watch
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: two minute clips and then you scroll to the next one,
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: and it's just on TikTok. It's not promoting it on
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: a TV network or something, and it's called Wrestling with Love.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: It's like the wrestling good is it really? It's got
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: this like cult following now. It's blown up on my
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: feed all weekend. Every other video I swipe is these
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: two guys going to town on each other, wrestling on
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: the wrestling Matt's Starcross Lovers, Enemies to Lovers. The dad
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: is the coach and he.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Does the peries fortune.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a mini series for TikTok.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen also on TikTok they're they're Asian
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: like soap operas, right, and they're always dub so and
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: there's like one thing after another and it's somebody with
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: some terrible calamity and then they're like get out, you whore,
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: and like they kick the persons likewood or is it
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: more like a Korean soap up? More like a Korean
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, but and like and the dubbing is
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: always really weird because the lips don't match, so it's
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: in it's probably in Korean, and then there's like this
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: weird yeah, you whore, and and the thing is it's
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: like always this very extreme thing. It's the same thing
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: with like the ai fruit jews. Right, it's like, you know,
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: we're gonna throw you in the garbage like and we're
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: gonna yeah, we're just gonna, like, you know, throw you
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: out and like and kick you.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: And it's just like nuance and always.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Something like, oh you think somebody like me, you dirty whore?
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Like a cliffhanger for the next episode.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: And now I find myself like waiting for the next one.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what's going to happen?
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: There is this woman who is I actually want to
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: be really sympathetic here for a minute, okay, because we
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: were talking about a strange addiction last week. Oh yeah,
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: there is a woman and I'm following her on her
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: journey to.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: Better health drawl okay from dia coke. Oh is this
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: the woman who was drinking like fifteen die cokes a.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: Day, eight sixty four ounce and she.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Was going to like seven eleven or something. And yes,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: I've seen her once.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I am following along.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: How she doing.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: I am riveted. She's on week four, okay, and she's
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: doing okay. She is acutely aware of how much this
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: is like a very dangerous addction. Yes, consume that much
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: die coke, that much caffeine. Yeah, also expensive, right, and like, yes,
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: she counted it all up. It's over six hundred dollars
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: a month to drink.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: On them, just like mad Yeah wow, I mean that
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: is almost half a tank of gas in America right now. Almost.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: So she's very self deprecating, which I love because she's
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: not like, I don't get it. Why why is everyone
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: freaking out? No, She's like, I get it. You should
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: I should be freaking out right, and I am. And
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I love it because it's like this kind of cool
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: situation where she's having the Internet hold her accountable. Okay,
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: so she's being really honest with what she's what's happening,
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: and she's posting all the time and she's breaking down
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: the math of how many she's drinking when she's feeling
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: like a craving and we're all there for her. We're
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: all like I'm there for her, like we got this.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if you DM me when you're craving a
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: DC girl, and I got you. I do too. You
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: couldn't pay me to drink them, but if you wanted to,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: we're available for sponsorships.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: We're easy. Yeah. I do not care for dyke. Yeah,
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I don't like die soda.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: What's on your feed? You got the you got the emeralds,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: you cut the ruby.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, nothing special, nothing new. Yeah, yeah,
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: it was so oh, let me ask you this. For
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: whatever reason, this weekend, it felt like a lot of
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: people thought that the president was like unwell and dying.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, there has been a rumor that the president
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: was in the hospital. It is not true, okay, And
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I looked into it. No one can figure out where
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: it came from. Right, there was a rumor. It kind
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: of started percolating up, and now no one really knows
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: where it started. It's definitely been debunked.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: It's not right. No, I saw that he was I
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: saw that he was not in the hospital. But it
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: was this whole thing about there was like he was
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: like secretly taken to Walter Reed and like people were
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: very worried and whatever else. And what I think is
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: really interesting is like all the people who were like
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: fingers crossed, you know, sending blood clots and prayers.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: And things like that, the Etsy witches.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I wonder what actually would change if something happened to him,
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Because there's a part of me that I will tell
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: you that I actually I actually hope that nothing happens
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: to him for a few reasons. A. I don't believe
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: that the people who love this man, and there are
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: people who love him, ye, would actually believe that a
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: seventy nine year old man who only drinks diet coke
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: and doesn't exercise and eats like shit would actually just die. Now,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump, my father, and Billkinson are all the same age, right.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Just like hearing it?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, so, I mean my dad died so that
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: there's no reason to believe that somebody who's that age,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: who's not in good health, because he's not in good health,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: he's not in good right, that this person could not
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: just die of natural causes. And I just know that
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: the people who love him would be like Joe Biden
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: did it? Do you know what I'm saying? Like somebody
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: did it? He didn't just die somebody to in the
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: mout It's like the lefties did it? Do you know
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: And I am a Rachel Meadow right alock.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm genuinely afraid of what his death in office
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: would mean. I just think it would cause a lot
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: of chaos. Yeah right, Oh, I think it would cause
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: a lot of chaos. I'm genuinely concerned that they would
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: be like violence, do you know what I mean?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: They're already so delulu like like yes, And then I
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: think a lot of people would be partying and celebrating,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: and then there would be like in cells showing up
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: with AK forty seven, correct, And I do think that
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: would probably happen. There would be some sort of mass movement,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: but then people would jump into and then there would
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: be violence. Concerned about that, and we've got unstable government,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: So who's in charge? Who's calling the National Guard if needed? Like?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: And I know that of course, if things were to
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: follow the protocol, JD. Vance would become president.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Like I killed the Pope, the Hope immediately shook his hand,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: night guy dropped fucking dead. JD Van stands for just
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: killed du pope. You see that tweet. That's not my joke.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: That was a tweet. Just killed the Pope is what
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: JD Van stands for.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just but you know, I just think
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I'm concerned about the chaos.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Oh yeah right, I would.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Not because I've got any soft and pink feelings.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Because I saw a tweet while everyone was talking about
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: him being out, Walter read erroneously. This discourse online started
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: about do you call me anyone if it happens yes,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: or do you wait until the next morning. It was like,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: nominate yourself. Do you want to be woken up or
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: do you want to sleep through the night and be
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: woken up the next day? For me, I'm like, it
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: depends how late it is. Well, if it's five am, yeah, wait,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I think, wait a couple, let me finish that rem cycle.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: But if it's two am and I can still turn
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: the party, yeah, call me.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: My initial gut reaction is call me.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Right, But then I'm like, why you know what I mean?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: There's there's so whatever, nothing, There'd be nothing I could
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: do regardless, right, Yeah, I will find out everything I
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: need to know when I wake up, especially as somebody
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: and this is such a bad habit, but somebody who
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: wakes up and I look at my phone immediately, right,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I would know right away. Odds are, I will say, though,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: odds are if it happens in the middle of the night,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: you're not going to know. Well, no, I I wake
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: up a lot now, so you'll kind of I think
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I'll just I'll know and then I'll like poke, andre.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't want to miss I don't want
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: to miss like the moments, like the immediacy of it, right,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Like so I do I think I do want to
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: amend my statement to say, wake me up. I just
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: want to like be awake for it. It's like his
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: history kind of.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: It's but it doesn't. I think it's still history.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Like when we like when we started the war with Iran,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: it was like three in the morning. I was still
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: awake and I was.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: But would you have been would you have wanted to
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: be woken up?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: No? No, because there's no reason for us to be
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: in that fucking It's not like an actual it's like
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: the war, is.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like learning about it in the
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: morning was enough.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, right, I think so.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: And I feel like the same thing. If the president dies,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: like waking, I don't need to be woken up, I don't, nah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I think the more I think about it, the more
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I think there's going to be like a block party
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: outside your house.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Though probably and you know I'll say this too, I am.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I usually am not somebody who prays for the death
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: of someone else, and mostly not because I'm above it, right,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: but because karmically speaking, I'm worried about myself.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Right, Like I thought you were going to say, because
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: you don't pray at all, don't tell Magalie worried about yet,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: But you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Know I don't. I don't. Sort of I feel like it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I'm so cheesy, right, but I feel like it throws
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: out negative energy out there, and I don't want that
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: on me. Not because I would be broken up if
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: he died, because I wouldn't be I'm.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Curious why you think you're not throwing out any other
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: negative energy.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I think I think I do, right, So let
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: me not put this on top of it, right, I like,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: that's what it is.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Whenever I want to be messy, I'm calling you.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: For sure, because you know I'm going to encourage you.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: You're going to be like absolutely. I got into like
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: kind of a like a slap fight over email with
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: DHS this week. I wanted to call you, Oh that
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: you can call me because I was like, you got
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: the wrong girl, Like this is not I am not
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: the person I'm friends with. Drag queens. You don't want
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to do this. You're like a nice twenty five year
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: old lawyer for DHS. You don't want to start like
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you picked the wrong one.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they do that, sometimes the wrong one is picked.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You want to be passive aggressive over email, like this
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: is going to be a master pass this is my
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: master class. Get ready.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: A while back, I got into like a stupid email
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: thing back and forth with somebody and they and what
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, you know, you are going to make
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: me per my last email you at four fifty five
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: on a fucking Friday, and I'm gonna wait. I'm going
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: to wait to per my last email you, and I'm
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: going to wait for you to get that in your
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: inbox on Monday.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Monk.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, per my last email.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Every time I email with ice IT or DHS, it's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: evidence that I submit to the judge. I print that
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: shut out and I upload it into the record and
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I say, your honor per exhibit D. My email exchange
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: with DHS on this day.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Evidence is xyz.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: All of this. I love catching them. This is the
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: first time anyone's ever done that to them. Yeah, it's
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: not going to be the last.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: No, it won't be. No, I mean, especially especially now
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: that they are being encouraged to do all this right,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: So they're going to going to make mistakes, huge mistakes,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: and hopefully whoever the person that would that sort of
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: benefited from that mistake is going to have a good
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: lawyer on their on their side to be like, actually, here,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: here are all the reasons.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: That you feel because for every hundred mistakes they make,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: there's really only a couple of lawyers who use that
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to benefit the client. Everyone else does get deported, right,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Like everyone else doesn't have someone there like fixing it
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: or using it weaponizing it against them. Right. But I
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: think the reason why everyone was talking about Walter what
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: is it Walter White Medical Center? No Walter read Walter
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Breaking Bad.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Did you watch that show?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I watched all of it. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: straightest thing about me. There's like not a single gay
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: character there isn't. No, No, it's like very much for
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of straight guys like that shild.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: My brother loved that show. There you go, I would
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: sleep with me, No, he won't.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: And I keep asking.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Even though you helped pick his wife's wedding dress.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she doesn't know. There was ten years before
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: that of me asking if I could be set up
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: with them Joey, I'm trying to get to see that
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Eastern I went.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: To Albuquerque for work. Ones.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I remember I called you and I.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Had no idea that Breaking Back took place in Albuquerque.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. And on early corner here is so different.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: On every corner there's like a statue. I took a
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: selfie with myself. I was like, and my brother's like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: oh my god, go ex go here, go there, And
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I was just like, it's this dry ass desert town.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: But I love that. They're like, we are the home
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: of the most famous meth show.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: An Albuquerque. And I mean, and there were parts of
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: it that were actually really really beautiful, But I felt
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: like Albuquerque reminded me of one of these places that
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: is on the comeback of something really dire.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Like something like something happened like the dust Bowl. Yes,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and they're and they're like, were last week, We're so
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: sorry trying with us.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, there was a lot of that. Okay, the Mexican
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: food was really good, but.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: We're not sure what that calamity was.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think it was the epidemic was yes, yeah,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if there was like an actual natural disaster. No,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: it wasn't a natural disaster. It was definitely a man made.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I think for me, I'm like, I really want to
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I really want to go check it out. Yeah, or
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: like the or New Mexico, like Albuquerque, Santa Fe, like
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: that is a place is really nice. A few domestic
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: places I'm interested in going because I feel like the
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: climate would really suit me.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I like heat, but I like a dry heat. Okay,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I love like a chili sweater evening by a fire.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I think that could work for me sure. And I
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: also feel like they've got a good spa game, like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like they do have like goods and Santa Fe.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Santa Fe is where I should have. That's where I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: should go, or go.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: To Arizona, go to Sedona.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to her.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Oh I have a really good friend of mine. Shout
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: out to Leslie who lives in Arizona, is dying to
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: get me to come see her.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Really all right, road trip?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: I know, well, no, no road trips. That's too far
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: But I was saying the Walter Waite Medical Center is
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: because because everyone was talking about the twenty fifth Amendment,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: which is when we take the president out of office because
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: they're either crazy or sick or undergoing surgery. Right, so
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: they use the twenty fifth Amendment when a president is
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: going under under the knife. Right. George W. Bush did
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: it a couple times because he had procedures.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Right, so did Biden. Yes, Kamala Hars.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: We're thinking about when JFK got shot and he was
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: in surgery, they were like, we might do it, but
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: then he died and so it just kind of they
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: never invoked it, but they're talking about doing it because
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: President Trump is acting so crazy lately. So the twenty
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: fifth Amendment is really trending right now. And I have
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: theories about why lately, but it's trending so much now.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: So I think people probably thought he was in some
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: sort of procedure at the medical center, and maybe that's
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: why the rumor started.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe there is the reason why that rumor started,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: if you really well why what I what I heard
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: is that he like canceled all the press for the
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: rest of the day and he had a press conference
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: scheduled and like he canceled everything for the rest of
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: the day. And I think it was because they were
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: doing that thing and I ran where they were trying
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: to get the general back or whatever.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's that's my assumption. But because they shot
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: down two planes, two planes, and then they couldn't find
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: the guy right.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: And got the one guy and didn't get the other guy,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: they fell. Yes, they did.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: My new source, Brad is not it's unreliable, unreliable narrat
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: or I got to get the news somewhere.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Else, as opposed from your husband.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: A ginger from Maine. I'm trusting that. Oh I don't know.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I knew. I heard, I heard think the person.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: They got him back pretty quickly, Okay, the second one
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: it took a little time.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like any lessons were learned with this
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: experience for this government?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: No, you think that they were like, well, we got
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: him back, so yes, no reason.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: To hold back then, Jerry, I feel like he's been
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: like toting how great it was, Oh, we got him
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: back for us.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: He had a press conference today where he said I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: didn't see that he wanted to run for the president
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: of Venezuela himself.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: I'm pulling higher than anybody who's ever pulled in Venezuela.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: I got a run for president.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: No he didn't.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it was like an hour ago.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't see that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why people are talking about the twenty
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: feth Everyone's talking about the twenty five mendment because definitely,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and they're trying to keep him away from journalists because
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: the things he's saying are just absolutely crazy.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: And what I love is, though, is the I did
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Trump in Azuela and the first thing that pops up
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: is Fox News. So I feel like if Fox News
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: is saying, yeah, to trust fox News, but like it's
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: so it's so egregious that even Fox News.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: And the Post is reporting about how expensive gas prices are.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Like even conservatives are talking about the twenty fifth Amendment
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like it's it's pretty bad right now, like.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: The Atlantic of Venice, Butla seems to be going well.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: But with the twenty fifth Amendment, you can remove a
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: person from office if they sort of become like the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: mad King. And I think that's what people are talking
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: about now. Because he was tweeting about Iran. He was like, Tuesday,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna blow up Yeah, yeah, nuclear sights and all
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: bridges if they don't open the strait of hormones.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: You know, the thing about him is that he's so
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: deeply unpresidential in the way that he behaves himself and
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: the way that he speaks. Because it wasn't just like, oh,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: we're gonna go tiren and blow this up. It was
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: just like, we're gonna fucking take him down. Like it's
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: it's really really.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: It's giving nursing home, it's giving hospice's, it's giving the
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: bed that kind of press the button and it kind
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: of rises to reach the kids.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: It's just so embarrassing. You know, I'm just so again,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I'm so fucking tired of this man.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I am a little bit invigorated as I watch these
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: tweets go out because I think conservatives are really freaking
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: out right now. Like it's it's less about me being
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: tired of him and more about watching the rest of
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the GOP their mind really nervous because they're realizing their
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: careers are over and that they have hitched their wagon
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: to this person who is really mentally unstable.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: He's absolutely fading, for sure, really really bad.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Like we've got the paint over the bruised hand, we've
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: got the weird rashes, like we we really are. We
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: can weekendspt Bernie quickly because we're getting there.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a marionette. Someone's got their hand on possessed.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that it's not.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: A Marianne as a puppet.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry, thank you, that's what some Please respect the puppeteering community.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: They're the most terrifying people. They think dolls are humans.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: They're making dolls look like humans. I'm worried they're going
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: to show up at the studio.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: There was somebody who was a guest on a television
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: show for kids. Don't know if I'm allowed to say
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the television show, but there's Sesame Street, and and they
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: said that one of the things that like freaked them
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: out as a person who had also grown up watching
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Sesame Street was seeing Big Bird in the corner kind
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: of like a man like no, no, no, it was
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: like there was nobody in it. Yeah, So he was
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: just like and how it like freaked them out because
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: you grow up and Big Bird is like this real person, right,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: he's animated, and then all of a sudden he's not.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: He's a lump of feathers in the corner.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: That would freak me out.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Would freak me out.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Remember Chucky Cheese. When after the show is over, the
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: animals would kind of like, I didn't know Chucky Cheese.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: It was sort of these animatronic creatures.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Cheese a place where little kids went yeah, yeah, okay,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: but they would have these animatronic creatures rats, I think
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: there were rats, and they would perform like a song,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: and then the show would be over and the lights
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: would go off, but you could still see them and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: they would be like like, it's a small world at
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Disney wherever. It's like, it's weird. Kids.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: My friend just come back from Disney. Does she have
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: a good time with strep throat?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Oh no? Yeah, so that'll do it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. People are priced out the cost to go
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: to Disney in Japan. They said it's cheaper to just
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: fly to Japan and go to Disney here. Yeah. I'm like,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: that actually sounds kind of great.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: The whole thing is like Disney World and places like
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: that are supposed to be geared towards families, right, And
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: now it seems that this thing that you used to
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: want to be able to family who cares about.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Those They've got to go to Disney, Melissa. They they
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: need a break. Okay, we're so off topic with the
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: twenty fifth Amendment? Was there anything else we wanted to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: say before we moved on?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this just what are the what
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: do you think would need to happen besides the president dying? Right?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: So the tea was basically this one post on truth
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: social is what sent the Internet on tinder hooks because
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: he was threatening nuclear sites. Yes on truth Social Yes,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: and experts are saying Iran has already lost their leader.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They have no interest in negotiating with us. They have
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: nothing to.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Lose, nothing to lose, correct, And so.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: They're like, we're just going to close the street, and
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: like you've already left many of our cities and shambles,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: why would we reopen it. They're just sort of we're
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: in a staring contest with the country that doesn't have eyelids,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: like they're we're just kind of waiting for them to blink,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: and they're not going and they're not going to and
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: so he's keeping they have the ultimatum on Tuesday in
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: this really wild, unhinged away Yes and now everyone's like, well, okay,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: it's Tuesday o'clock. What are we going to do on Wednesday?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Are we actually going to strike a nuclear sight in Iran?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: And so that's why everyone's getting really nervous and talking
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: about the twenty fifth and so more and more congressmen
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: and women are coming out against Trump and saying pressuring
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: the cabinet to invoke the twenty fifth Amendment.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: You think they're going to no, Right.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: But it's like putting them in a position where they
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: have to say, no, we're not going to, and we're
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: going to stand by this. Yes, is like scoring points
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: for no.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I hear you, I hear you again. I think what
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I'm worried about with anything like that is not just
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: the act itself, but the chaos that will ensue afterwards,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: because there will be again the people, Yes, people who
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: love him will not buy this.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: And I will never forget the peaceful nap I was
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: taking on January sixth when I woke was woken up
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to like like the Amber alert on my phone about
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the insurrection, which of course everyone down placed now well
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: not everyone conservatives downplay it now right, protest, but we
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: were the government has fallen on a train to Canada,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: like what do we do? Like it was honestly, I
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: had meetings in place. Yeah, people were like, yeah, I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: think a court.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Or because I think you know, the thing is like
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: we couldn't believe what we were seeing, right, And and
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: it was like and so what I think is funny
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: is so obviously that my family from Haiti, a bunch
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: of my cousins were like, that's a coup.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, nations are acutely aware.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You know what a coup is. Yeah, that's a coup.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a coup. Yeah. And it was your
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: family and Haiti who said that, right, They were like,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: how's the coup today? Yeah?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Welcome that is.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah exactly. I mean this was the image.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so crazy. I mean, and the idea that
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: they want us to believe that that was a peaceful
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: protest that people broke into you know, broken too.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Isn't one of them like in a government position now,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: like one of the guys, like the guy who had
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the horns, Oh that guy Nancy Pelosi's desk, Like isn't
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: didn't he?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Which one of them like took a ship someplace like
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, there were some people I mean it was
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: just and the idea that oh this was nothing to
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: see here.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, had news that's for Nancy Pelosi out in the yard. Yes, right,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: they really were like they went with the intent to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: execute people.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine what would have happened if they were
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: able to get somebody. Yeah, and there's.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: All these I have friends who were working in there
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: that day. They had they were like snuck out through
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the back exit into cars and left. Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: My face thing is to see like the Republican congressman
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: like running. I can't remember there was like one. There's
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: one especially who was like running and I was just like.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Look at you like a crazy transphobe.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of huge boobs, speaking of huge boobies, just titties,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: this Christy Noome. This could not have happened to a
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: better bitch. What I love about this more than anything
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: the audacity of this woman to say, please give my
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: family some privacy at this time. Go fuck yourself. This
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: is the same when I think but all serious, this
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: woman I know has caused so much harm, hurt and humiliation. Dog,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: and you want privacy.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I know if the hypocrisy.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: It is my blowing to me and like and the
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: other thing is like her husband with the pursed lips
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: and like the giant titty.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: You know, it's less about the cross dressing for me,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: and it's more about like the face, the money. What, yeah,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: what I like, Okay, So I was like so careful
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: because of course it's going down. And when it was happening,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: happening in the moment, yeah, I was like, oh my god,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: this is crazy and everyone on the internet is starting
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: to lose their shit, and I'm like, oh and I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: loved every second of it. But I'm like, Okay, what
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: if this is actually like a trans person's like foray
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: into cross dressing, right, because this happens a lot like
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: her husband. Yes, what if this is like the first
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: entree into gender, like playing around with gender.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: So here's the thing, right, Actually, if this was, if
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: this was not Christine Nomes's husband, then I could be
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: much more supportive of it, right. I would be like, okay,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: you know, And the only thing I will say is that,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: let's say you are a woman who's married to a
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: man and you don't know that that's happening, yes, and
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: for that to come out would be difficult, right, very
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: very difficult, And I would be very empathetic for that person. Yes,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: not Christine. No, not Christie.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Any dunking on her I'm here for.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: And it's not because your husband is I don't know,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: cross dressing or transitioning, that's not the problem. Yes, you,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Christine Nome is the problem.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, I want to know what I want to do. Yes, exactly.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I think anything that caused her discomfort makes me happy.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. I think, like I don't care.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: How that sounds either, when I don't because she's she's
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: she's so awful and awful to other people, innocent people,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: that anything that causes her tremendous harm.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, this man has directly benefited from this administration,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: from being married to this person, Like, there are so
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: many choices being made here. I don't feel bad dunking on.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Her at all. Not at all.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Someone said, puppy's so big, I'm suppressed and shoot them.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: That was the number one pinned comment on a video
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I saw, and I loved it because I actually was like,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: if we are looking at this as like a supportive
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: gender I'm like, we're not actually making fun of him
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: cross dressing. We're talking about how big the boobies are.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Were big.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Someone said no more.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Did you see that cash Betel's pornhub his email got hacked? Okay,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I actually want to qualify the statement that his email
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: got hacked. I think someone just I think his password
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: was probably like password one two three, yeah for sure,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: and someone just guessed it like a fourteen year old guys,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I'm number one, like cash one, yeah, like cash me outside.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: So how about that?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: So someone hacked his porn and we just moved right
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: on because the booby photos dropped, everyone moved. I think
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: it was the porn.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was the boobies. Well I heard
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: about the booby before I heard about the porn. The
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: stupidest conversation, literally, Federal is the stupidest conversation that I mean.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: But we're living in the most I know. It's like
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: stupid times, like the perfect.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Time to start a political podcast. We should do that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: We should this idea. There's so much to talk about,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: you know what.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: There's a lot to talk about, but like, how do
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: we fix this? It was so bad?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I remember when when Feepe did its final season. Did
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you watch fet I.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Did not watch fun?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, inep truly, Louis Dreyfus and her like Emmy speech.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: She was like, it's becoming increasingly difficult to create a
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: political parody right now.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she was like, so this is.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Our last season.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: No, So we honestly can't paradise what's happened.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Because the thing is, every time, for example, every time
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I hear about something that Trump said and it comes
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: across my social media, there's a part of me that
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: is just like, he couldn't have said that, And then
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I go and I look for it and there it is,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: and I'm just I don't know, but I'm just constantly horrified.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: But then then I'm annoyed at myself for being surprised,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: because you should know better.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I found lately like, so I do my little
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: diva diva and I've started to really fact check what
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I put in there because I've noticed I read a
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: study that like thirty percent of gen Z gets their
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: news from people like me who are just like posting
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: on the internet. And I never thought about it with
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: like that much responsibility, Like I really am saying diva.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Right and just like being whatever.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's truly as I'm like on my way
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: to work, so I started to be like, oh wait,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I've got a really fact check what I put in
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: the divas. Uh huh, so doing a lot of googling
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: before I said it's I don't think. I don't want.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to spread misinformation, and sometimes I am
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: wrong and I do have to take it down. Yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: have you ever had to do that?
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I don't post like you post? Okay, do you know
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not chronically online like me.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm chronically online. I'm just not chronically posting.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Do you see that's a huge difference.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: It's a huge difference.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Everyone talks about that. Do you have like mental illness
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: around social media? Because I have the opposite, it making
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: me life. People talk about like depression and anxiety.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: No, I don't feel I'm not. I don't feel depression
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: or anxiety.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: But we also got there as adults, like right fully formed.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I was doing crossword puzzles up until two
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: thousand and one for entertainment. It was a game boy. Yeah,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: it was like there was nothing else to do.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad that I did not grow up in
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: a time where I was on social media as a
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: as a young person. Oh the stupid shit that I did.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: We would have been canceled.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't know that it would have
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: been sold so much as just my personal foolishness just
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: out in the ether for all to see forever and evor.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I would have loved to see that, do you know
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: what I mean? I would pay money to.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I was fucking messy. Yeah, I know, but like, yeah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: stop saying it like that. But I'm just really glad
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: to tell them, tell them so messy, so messy. I
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: think I told you, Like my mom, you know, she's
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: been listening and she was like, wow, Missa, you's a
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: lot of lies. You lied to us a lot and
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: and and the thing is my my comeback to that
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: is yes I did because they wouldn't let me do anything.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: So if they had not been like that, then I
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: wouldn't needed to The raptors.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Are testing the cages. It's Jurassic Park.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: But she's she's just like disgusted. She's I told you,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: she's always saying that we lost money, we lost I've
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: told you that, Yes, O, we love the ROI is
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: not ro.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: On, Melissa, not what they hope immigrant parents. It is
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: so And you.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Know what's really funny about that is I'm okay, Like
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: that's that's fine. Yeah, I'm good.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I would say half my job is managing immigrant parents
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: with because their client, my client is their child I.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Love and I bet you they want you to tell
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: them all the thing. Yes, and they don't understand that.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I don't work for them, right for the kid. I
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: don't represent you. Yes, And I don't have to tell
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: you anything, even.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: If they're paying you. Oh yeah, and they don't understand that.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: When I first started college, my dad was just like,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: how come we don't get like a report card? And
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, you don't get it. I get it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I'm an adult now, dad, right, And he was just.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Like what and I was and then he was like
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: show it to me and I was just like, but.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanted to talk about Pam Bondy, Right? Did
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: you have a message from miss BONDI say it straight
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: to camera.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: You are at home, Pammy? How you doing, sweete pie?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: How does it feel? How does it feel?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: You're talking as if you were recently fired from the administration.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Just I'm just curious, Pammy, how you doing? How do
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: you feel? How are you filling your days?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Probably reading stories of victims in the Epstein file.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Probably not again. I think what I what I find
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: so fascinating, what I love is that everyone thinks, no
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: one believes that they're going to be the one that
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: he throws under the bus, even though we have seen
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: him repeatedly, Oh backed up the bus, just constantly using
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: folks as speed bumps. Is constantly and they're and they're
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: always he was the president loves me. He's not going
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: to be me.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I keep bringing it back to the twentyth Amendment. Scaramooch.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: She tweeted today. He tweeted today and he was like,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: we really need to invoke the twentieth There's another one
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: who got fired. But yeah, PAMBONDI, how does it feel
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: to get fired for mishandling the investigation of the person
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: who fired you? Like that is actually one.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Can't even It's so stupid. It is so profoundly dumb,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: right that. You know, Sometimes I'm just watching the news
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: and that's why I turned it off. Sometimes I'm like, yes,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: I don't, I am not. I'm not getting better for
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: watching this. I feel like an idiot. Like I'm living
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: in this really weird parallel universe. We're living in the
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: upside down.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I almost feel like Pambondy wasn't fired for
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: mishandling the Epstein files. I feel like she was fired
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: because she like left the stove on in the office,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like she didn't like
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: refill the coffee filters, and they were like Trump was like,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of this.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I'm with you.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: There are no straws, and the fired her for that,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like there wasn't even it wasn't even
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: directly related to It's.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Like her actual work. He's got tired of her ship.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even the congressional hearing.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I'm just tired of you, Pam or it.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Was the congressional hearing, but it was like it was
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: like something she said she didn't She wasn't nice enough
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: to him. She didn't like compliment his outfit that day,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: like on her way to the hearing. Wasn't the actual
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: content of the hearing.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: This is totally random, having nothing to do about anything,
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: but this is what I wanted to say to you.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: So I know that you're not a big sporting person,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: nor am I.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Like we're wrestling with love on TikTok.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Which I can't wait to see. But the World Cup
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: is coming up, and I think all the countries came
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: out with their songs, right, so each country has a
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: theme song, right, Okay, So Brazil's came out and it's
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: fucking hot.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: It's a banger.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Rance came out it's fucking hot. Yeah, Portugal hot, oh no.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: The United States of America it was it like the Wiggles.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: It's almost do you know that song? And I'm proud
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: to be an American where at least I know it's
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: giving that.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: It's giving like Chris Rock RFK workout videos.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Not Chris Rock. It is so bad, I'm sure. I'm
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: just embarrassed for us. I mean yeah, and it's floating
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: around and people are just like, what.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Do you watch Eurovision? Did you ever? Do they play
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: it at the gay bars like it's a Madonna music?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Oh really?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And it's on every screen and I'm like, who is that?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: It's like someone from you has someone like just step
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: touching from Belarus. So I'm like what, it's like, what
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: That's all I just it came across my feet and
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I was like listening to all the songs and I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: was just like, oh, that's hot, that's hot. And then
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh no, no, no, I mean, you know,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I wonder I didn't. I meant to see who they
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: They could have gotten anybody to do something really good.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Guy could have been Cardi B. But they got like basically,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: what's the name Lee Greenwald or whoever it is, a
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: guy who did the American song. It's so bad. It's
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: like somebody took a glass of skim milk and added
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: water to it. Like it's so bad. It's so so
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: bad anyway, I just wanted to bring that up water down.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Country music can be the worst.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so god anyway. The twenty fifth.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Amendment, that's what that's why, That's how we got him
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: out of office.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: That's how we get the worst fucking FIFA song ever.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: This is under oath. I want to do a deep
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: dive into this case that I've been following. It's all
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: it's actually all over my feed. Okay, there is this
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: crazy trial in Hawaii right now. Yes, yes, I'm so
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: excited to talk about it. The testimony is unbelievable, so obvious.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: This man is guilty. And the wife is beautiful, incredible,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: brilliant nurse. She seen she seems so awesome and as
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: a defense attorney watching this, I'm like, how did this
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: fucking get to trial? Just to give you, like a
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: background on the case, Ariel Koenig and Gerhart. Koenig is
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the defendant and Ariel is the victim. So he tried allegedly,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: he's on trial for attempted murder and he's looking at
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: a potential life sentence. So they were hiking, right, yes,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: So the background is that he found a bunch of
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: texts on her phone with another man.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Then a couple of days later, was like, let's go
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: hiking for your birthday. After they got in this huge
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: fight while they're hiking, and she went, she went, which is,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you know, we've all been there.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, I've got you know, amateur hour.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I've gone to some weird concerts with guys I had
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: crushes on. What if you've done weird things with the
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: guy you like, we're gonna move on. We're gonna move on.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: And so they go to this hiking trail in Hawaii
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: and according to her testimony, which because it's his ongoing
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: this is currently in the court in Wahu, he hit
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: her with a rock and to push to push her
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: off a cliff. And then when she didn't go off
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: the cliff, he took out a syringe because he's an anesthesiologist.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't know about that part.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Tried to inject her with something, okay, and they were fighting.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: There was They fought for like a while on this
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: remote cliff in Hawaii. I mean it really does sound like.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Like like a battle till almost a death right lotus.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and these two other hikers nurses heard her screaming
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: because she was just screaming at the tumper of lungs.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: He's like attacking her hand over the mo like all that,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: and came running and he like kind of like god,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: he scamper, caampered, fled. I can't believe I just said scampering.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: It happens. This is a scamper.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: It was a scamp. You can't take anything various on
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the shelf. This is not hard news.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, he didn't scamper. He ran briskly scamper.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: This little scam scampered.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I mean he didn't meander away. No, he definitely didn't
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: stroll away.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: So he panicked, facetimed his son, who's like a teenager.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, And I want to.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Say fourteen fifteen, maybe seventeen teenager because I honestly don't know,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: but I know he's like an adult ish anyway, it's.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Not boyhood, but it's not not yet.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Not a girl, a woman who did should have done
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: the song we should have had Britney Spurs twirling with
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: knives in her.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Videos that she got arrested. Yeah, we can, you know, sorry,
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: go ahead.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: You can't keep a bad bitch down. No, you can't
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: keep her down.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: No, but I've been worried about her. My friend, my
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: friend keeps sending me. My friend keeps sending me the
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: videos of her, like dancing in her house with knives.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: She's holding my knives, but like she always looks like
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: really unkempt, like greasy hair, like it's.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: If you're a Britney Spears impersonator, I want to hire
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: you to twirl at my birthday party with knives because
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I think that actually would be like the best Brittany impersonator.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: To Anyway, I'm sorry, And back to this guy who is.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Trauma that he scampered away and facetimed his teenage son
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and said that he tried to kill her. He admitted
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: to his son.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: That he tried to kill his mother.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, nice, according to the son's testimony. So he's on
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: the stand, he's got his son, he's got it testified
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: against his dad.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Horrible.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: That's truly some whiteload of ship.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: And so mister Koenigg gar Her Konig, I'm not saying
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: like we should judge people based off their names, but
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: if we were too, but that's a fucking murderer's name.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Gerhart.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's giving, it's giving.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I did it well, it's giving.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Guilty like historical did it?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, historically.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: We're going to get so much.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: But but you're right, like yeah, if like yeah, if
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: there's a lineup, I mean it's Smith Smith Smith, Gerhart Konig, I'm.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Like Gearhart, I don't.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Know sh there.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah anyway there. So the son had to testify against
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: his dad, and.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: So Gerhart yeah testified the next day, okay, and was like,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: my son misunderstood me. That's a very dad thing to say.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: That's like, that's such a dad.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, didn't he didn't understand? So what did what
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: did the dad say? He actually meant he was like, oh.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: No, we got in like a fight there was an
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: alter case. So the dad's testimony, Gerhart's testimony is that
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: she attacked him and that they got into this fight
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: and that everything was self defense.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, the needle.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: And so the needle, no one can really corroborate. It's
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: only her testimony.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, we didn't find the needle.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I think that's why this is going to this went
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: to trial and wasn't pled out. It's because it really
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: is like dangling off a cliff. He said. She said
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: okay on a lot of fronts, except for the spacetime
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: call and the fact that the hikers heard her screaming.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: So those are like the the evidence where everyone's like, oh,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Gerhard did it, and the name.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Gerhart, and so that's really what it is.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: In his testimony on Wednesday, Gerhart Koonig denied having how
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: to syringe with him okay, and he denied telling his
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: son during the video call that he tried to kill
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Ariel a Meal. The son is nineteen, okay, so definitely
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: not a girl, not yet a woman right, testified Tuesday
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: that his father had said he tried to kill her.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: The son, Emil, is living with me in Hawaii now.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: He is no longer affiliated with Dad. Okay, he broke
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: his record deal. He is living full time with mom.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: And so Gerhart testified yesterday that Ariel tried to push
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: him from a trail after they had the argument about
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: the emotional affair over text message.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, when is this coming to a resolution?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: They're supposed to deliberate this week. Okay, so we're going
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: into deliberations probably, Like so the time this episode airs,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: we might have a verdict.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: The worst case scenario for Gearhart is that he does
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: go to prison forever for life. Yeah, what is the
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: best case scenario for him? Could you get off scott free?
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: He could?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Okay, so if they I mean, double Jeopardy
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: binds when the jury seats is seated after wadier That
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: is when Double Jeopardy sort of like is linked to
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: the defendant, so it can't be tried again. And whatever happens,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: whatever that verdict is, is binding, and he could he
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: could walk away from you walk laugh. They find that
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: there wasn't enough evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. Yikes, I know,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: It is crazy.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: So a defense attorney will it Usually I definitely advise
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: my clients don't testify, because it's just it can go
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: so many ways, and you've got a room full of
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: people judging you and every word you say, and if
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you say one wrong thing, your toast. So that attorney definitely,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: we don't know what their private conversations are like, but
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I would imagine he advised him don't testify. But defense
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: attorneys can't keep victims or witnesses from testifying. I mean,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: that's the prosecutor's whole case unless they can. What they
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: can do is try and to peach their character on
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: cross examination. So that's sort of how you would undercut
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the wife's testimony. But she said that she scooted towards
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the hikers on the trail and told them he was
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: trying to kill her, was what she said.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: She's not a nurse, She's not she's a nuclear engineer.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Oh the nurses found her. She's an engineer, Okay, so
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: of anything. So basically they would have to lose the
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: trial and then she could, I guess, face charges of
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: attempted murder. But her entire defense will be you already
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: tried this case on a different defendant and it didn't work,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: so it wouldn't be a very strong case. And she
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: would have a strong defense if it came down to you,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: he said. She said her entire defense could just be
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: this the outcome of this other trial. Like that's pretty prejudicial, okay.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: And so there are some really gruesome photos of her injuries.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: She's got like a huge cut on her head. And
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: he said that he hit her in the head with
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the rock in self defense multiple times, multiple times. And
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: she's really little, she's really tiny, and he's like like
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: kind of I mean, he's not huge, but he's a
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: strong man. So the notion of that happening and that
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: he would really need a rock to push her off
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: of him and like hit her in the head, I
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: don't know, it doesn't seem.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at some pictures. Oh some of the pictures
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: are blurred out.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: They don't Yeah, you know, they're actually really garish.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: So we're going to see what happens with this trial
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: in a couple days. Maybe we'll have an outcome. Next
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: week we could talk about the verdict. Yeah, because I
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: love when they interview the jurors after and they talk
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: about because there's always some shit happening in the jury room.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: There's always something interesting you know what I always.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Wonder about things like this is like how most people
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: who get married, you get married because you love each other, right,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: and you want to be together.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: How do we get to a place where we're dangling
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: off a cliff, right, beating each other with rocks, correct
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: and syringes?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, and I understand people get divorced all the
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: time and all those but like, what and that that
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: part is not the divorce part. It's it's the it's
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: the violence, right, especially if if you've been in a
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: relationship where there has not been violence, yeah, right, and
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden there is.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: So I think this. So I've seen this happen with
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: some of my clients and people. I know. Violence isn't
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: always physical, right, So I've seen a lot of And
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: also in this case, there were accounts of emotional violence
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: of like really narcissistic behavior on his part where he
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: felt very controlling over her. And it wasn't necessarily fisticuffs,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: but it was tantamount two emotional and emotional mental psychological abase. Okay,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: so this was really an escalation. But this happens all
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: the time. I know, it happens every single thing. Everything,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: But the happening in a relationship. And then it's like
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: we didn't no one knew, how could we possibly know
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: that he was going to blow up like this? But
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: it was this one little thing. It was a powder cake.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you remember a few episodes back we were
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: talking about you know, I had said that every woman
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: has a man who right, And I do think, like,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: there have been times where you're so angry that you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: you don't know that no outlet for the anger, and
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: the first that you want to do is to like
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: do something to that person. And it's only your own
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: self control, like the voice in your head that says
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: you need to calm down immediately, that allows you to
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: not go there, you know what I mean.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: The thing I'm learning is that people are fucking crazy.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: People are really crazy. There are a lot of crazy people.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think I think just generally we are
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: not okay. Yeah, you know, people are kicking people on
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: this away. People are like, you know.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: We're not okay, and so they're really like my advice,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I guess. And this is we're getting into advice tells
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: from the DMS A little bit. Is if you're even
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit concerned, it's important that you take steps
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: to protect yourself. Yeah, and like get into a safer situation.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Very blanket advice here.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, But because.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: So many people are not okay, you don't know if
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you're living with one of them. Sometimes, because sometimes when
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I've been not okay, I didn't know I was not okay.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Not that I was violent, but I've had times in
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: my life where I was experiencing such mental distress. I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: didn't realize I was basically in a state of like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: manic psychosis, and I just didn't realize. I thought I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: had a lot of energy, gotcha. I thought I was
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: drinking too much coffee, which she does. But yes, yeah,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: seeing double vision and fly highway.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: It is really interesting when you find it, because I
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: have found myself there right, angrier than I've ever been,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: and it's almost scary.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: I did not know that I was capable of feeling
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: this way.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: And I don't trust anyone more than I trust myself.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: So to imagine someone else in my life could be
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: on the brink like that and I don't know, and
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: that they could snap, that makes me nervous. No, Yeah,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm like anytime anyone my friends or clients
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: is talking to me about a maybe or they're concerned
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: about a something. I'm always like, okay, hear, like the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: three contingencies we have on the table right now, you know, yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, regardless. The son, this nineteen year old
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: young man who has now been put in a position
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: to go to trial and testify against his father because
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: his father allegedly tried to kill his mother. I can't
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: even imagine what that must be like for this kid.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: And now he's on the stand, Now he's on TV,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: every news.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Everyone's going to know that he had to do this thing.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: And yeah, it's like when you see these shows, like
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: dateline shows where somebody realizes that, you know, their mother
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: killed their father and it's like such a shock to
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: them and I can't you know, and you're in this
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: place of like, I still love this person, but they've
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: done this thing, I know, and really hard. It must
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: be possible, it must feel impossible.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's take a break, Okay, and we'll get into
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: the DMS. Let's talk about what people are questions people
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: are sending.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Me, will.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Let's get into tales from the DMS. These
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: are the weirdest things. Y'all have sent me everything but
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: the nudes.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Friends, what do I always say? While Michael is a lawyer,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: he's not your lawyer, so you should probably get your own.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, we've got some reviews.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: So this is from our AFREMA episode, and somebody emailed
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: in and said, I usually enjoy your show. Oh usually,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: But if you think the cities in PA can be
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: conflated with the woman being interviewed in Dauphin County, oh,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: now I understand you are sadly mistaken. Do you even
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: look at maps? Okay? Oh my?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Who picked this review? CJ? You're supposed to shelter the.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Talent coming from just coming for the edges.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Any butcher in the fucking comments? It's mayor of East
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Town with a block.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I don't know enough about
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Dolphin County to really, I don't know.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Enough about Pennsylvania, and I am this is fucking how
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: dare you? Ce J? These are supposed to be handpicked,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: just the nice reviews for our fragile egos. We are
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: hired talent. This is nothing. I mean, I cannot handle
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: the criticism though.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Now I'm fine. I just I think the thing is
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: person is that we don't know enough about Dolphin County
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: to be like.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: How we don't how? Yeah, how am I supposed to know?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm just Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania. No.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I think what they're saying is that I was probably
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: which I do this all the time, I was making
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: blanket statements about an entire state, which is I'm sure
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: there is much nuanced there. I'm sure Joan County. But
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: it's like if someone said to you, oh, Melissa, you
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: talk like a girl from the Bronx or something like that.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Exactly, there's nothing wrong with the Bronx if you're from
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: the Bronx.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: But now that's what she's saying is we probably will
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: baby blank blanket statements about cities in Pennsylvania comparing them
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: to what was a very very.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: To know that this woman was from Dauphin County.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was probably something that came up anecdotally.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: And this is where we have producers on the show
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: who are supposed to be doing this. It was the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: woman at the gas pump, and yeah, we know.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: From Philly or Pittsburgh.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I CJ with a sock full of batteries. Unbelievable O
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: my god.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well listen, I guess we're sorry. I don't. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what they want us to say. Do
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  Speaker 2: you even look at a map? Youch my god.
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  Speaker 1: I look at a map, obviously the blue part is
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  Speaker 1: the land. Okay. This is from Jacqueline with a K
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  Speaker 1: thirteen from the Afroman episode. You guys Afroman for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't register that he was a guest on
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: the show until you started introducing him. I'm not even high.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I swear the same user wants to have Alissa on
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: the podcast. That's if we can ever track her down.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: I know Alissa were.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: So seriously, she needs to take care of her head.
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  Speaker 1: I'm someone who's had multiple concussions.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Why are the viewers of the show concussed people from
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  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania US?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we're going to get into so much trouble. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: From afrom An episode. My husband always wanted a dog,
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  Speaker 1: and I told him once our oldest cat passed away,
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  Speaker 1: he could plot twist. He died, and then the cat died,
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  Speaker 1: so I guess I'll never have to have a dog. Oh, Sheila,
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  Speaker 1: your husband died.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's what she meant. When I read that,
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to figure it out, and I think
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: that's what she means, sorry for your lost Shila. I
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: don't I'm not really sure how to react to this one.
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  Speaker 1: I think she wants us to have fun. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't twist.
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  Speaker 2: He died and then the cat dad, my husband died.
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  Speaker 1: So this is Cancuss people from Pennsylvania who are widowers, widows, widows,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Cancussed widows from pennyl This is the fans of the
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: fans of our show. And I love it. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what she like? Get a girl and get
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: that cat, get that dog. Live your truth. Because if
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  Speaker 1: my husband, if Brad kicked the bucket, which we all know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably going to go first, just based off forty
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  Speaker 1: miles or rough highway leading up to this day and
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: his perfect pristine record in life. If he, for some
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  Speaker 1: reason goes first, I'm getting like a bunch of cats,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: a bunch of dogs. He doesn't want cats.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Do you want a cat?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I love cats? Do you really?
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were more of a dog person.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I am, but I also love cats. Brad's just dogs,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: just dogs. And if you ever meet him, please.
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  Speaker 2: What is Oh, Bred, I didn't know this about you, Bred.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: What's your problem with cats?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: He likes kats, he just doesn't want one, okay, And
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like they're so weird. Good for you. Sure you
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: get a girl, you live your truth.
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  Speaker 2: Arthur Weasley met my nephew this weekend and it was
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: a love at first sight. Meanwhile, his cat runs away
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: from him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, I think he's got to come love with Tatimasa.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Even though I called Melissa Melissa was
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: babysitting her nephew. I called her the day the nephew
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I was rung through. I thought you had COVID.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I was like, we're gonna have to cancel the recording.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was talking to some other people with
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: the kids. I was like, I didn't take a shower
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: all day because I couldn't. I couldn't figure out that
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: when I had time. This is another one from the
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Afroman episode. I rarely comment, but my goodness, that interview
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: with Afman literally made my day, maybe even my week.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Lo Well, anyways, been with you guys since your first
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: episode and it keeps getting better and better. Looking forward
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: to more. Thanks appreciate you.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: I love Brian.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we've got a question from Tish questions from
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  Speaker 1: the email to us. Hello. First of all, thank you
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: both for drawing attention to the current events while also
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: bringing entertainment and hope we all need it right now.
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  Speaker 1: I know I need some some days. I saw a
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  Speaker 1: YouTube post about detainees and Dilly Detention Center having to
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: pay thirty nine dollars for a bottle of drinking water?
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  Speaker 2: Is that for real?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: That is real? Okay, it's forty dollars for bottle of water?
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  Speaker 2: Why is that? Okay, it's not okay, Well, obviously it
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: is that they're doing it. Why are they able to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're saying that you need to have a doctor's
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: note to have water, Yes, but they're denying access to
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  Speaker 1: see the doctor, so then they're charging you for thirty
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: nine dollars for bottle of water. People are literally dying
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: in these detention centers, like it's actually concentration camps. And
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I held off a really long time using that word
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: because I was like, that word has a lot of
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: connotation about a lot of historical events. Yeah, I don't
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: want to use it. Until we were in a place.
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  Speaker 1: It's time. It's like how they didn't want to use
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: shelter in place until it was like a true emergency.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Now we can actually use the word concentration camp. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually crazy. So this person wants to know if
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  Speaker 1: we can donate to detainees. You absolutely can, Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: there's a really cool nonprofit that I do work with
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: called Jira Soul. It's linked in my link tree if
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 2: To check it out, and we'll put in the show notes.
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  Speaker 1: And they do a lot of like social work as
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: well as legal work. So for example, detainees, if I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: get them bonded out, they literally just like open the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: door to the detention center in rural Georgia, and it's
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: like good luck, kid, Like you're on your own and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: there's like no bus stop, there's no bus ticket, you
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: don't have a phone, you don't have your wallet, you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: don't have anything. Sometimes you're mentally disabled, sometimes you're physically disabled,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: like and that nonprofit will work with different organizations in
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: the area or send someone to literally like usher the
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: person home. I have clients who were picked up in
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a major city in New York. They're now detained in Arizona,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: like ice just like shipped them so they don't know anyone.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: They have had no way to get home. So these
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: nonprofits like jr Asoul have funds just for purposes, just
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 2: I read about a story about a man like that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: who was detained and he got released like almost in
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere, and they sort of opened the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: door and like booted him out. And there are some volunteers.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Say half of my half of my clients right now
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: are in a detention center in a place they have
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: never been to before. They're all from somewhere else.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I mean that's I mean, yes, that's terrible, right. But
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: for me, what the worst thing about that is when
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: they decide to let those people out. You've transported them
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: someplace and now they have no money, no access, so
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: you've let them out, and you're like, look, you said
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: good luck.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Literally yeah, it's like you're on your own.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: It's that is that's criminal.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to be sued and there will be indictments.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I's going to be so much accountability, it is. It's unbelievable.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: And even from let alone justice and wanting to make
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: sure that the right thing is done, a private civil
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: lawyer is going to make so much money in just
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: fees alone suing the government in the future on behalf
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: of these people class action lawsuits. Just from that perspective, Alan,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: someone is going to make so much money off of that.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: So you know it's going to come. If there's money
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: tied to it, there's going to.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I need to see people in handcuffs, I really do.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: I need to see mugshots. I need to see me
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: up for that. Wake me up for that.
• 1:13:42
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• 1:13:44
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• 1:14:07
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• 1:14:13
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