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Let's find out who our PHONE NUMBER NEIGHBORS ARE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 3: What's cracker like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 1: Bang, boom, what you gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Ren 1010. We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only dog, y'all. The classy, sassy,
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  Speaker 2: big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your face to me
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  Speaker 2: and in the place to be. And you're listening to
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 1: Rich, today is National what day?
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  Speaker 4: It is National Salmon Day. Or you might say National
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  Speaker 4: Salmon Day.
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  Speaker 1: Salmon Day.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard that too. It's delicious and good for you.
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  Speaker 4: It is National Cowboy Boot Day. I do not own
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  Speaker 4: a pair.
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  Speaker 3: Do you own a pair?
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  Speaker 1: I used to. I don't know if I do anymore.
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  Speaker 4: And you're going to like this, John Jay, because I
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  Speaker 4: know you really love this documentary. In fact, you talked
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  Speaker 4: about it for several months. It is World Octopus Day.
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  Speaker 4: Celebrate the octopus, why don't you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my octopus teacher on Netflix. Incredible, incredible documentary. Yesterday
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  Speaker 1: on the show. We did something. I gave somebody Rich's
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  Speaker 1: phone number, but I was one digit off because my
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  Speaker 1: fingers typed it wrong. And we called this guy. And
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  Speaker 1: then we came up with the phrase. What do you
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  Speaker 1: call it? Phone number neighbor?
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  Speaker 3: Your phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the guy never picked up. Whatever.
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  Speaker 5: But I thought that'd be so much fun to all
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  Speaker 5: of us to call our phone number neighbor. So you
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  Speaker 5: take the last digit and change it and let them know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you know, we call them.
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  Speaker 6: I kind of love this, though, because I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what my family did when everyone started to get phones
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  Speaker 6: and phone numbers, but literally almost every single person in
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  Speaker 6: my family is phone number neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: So my mom and my dad.
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  Speaker 6: have the same last four digits, just off by one number.
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  Speaker 6: Same with my grandma, same with my uncle, same with everyone.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Same thing for the master plan.
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  Speaker 6: Like us younger cousins, it's just the first six digits
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  Speaker 6: are the same. The last four are different.
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  Speaker 5: So when we call your phone number neighbor, do you already.
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  Speaker 1: Know who it is?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know who it is because ours are different
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  Speaker 6: for the last four. But like if you were to
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  Speaker 6: call my grandma and then do her phone number neighbor,
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  Speaker 6: either one up or one down, you would get one
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  Speaker 6: of her brothers.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I got Kyle's here, so we're going to call
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  Speaker 1: Kyle's phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So that you talk to them. You're going to be like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, man, you're on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: And what if they're like, shut up? What if they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God, no way. What's up? Phone number neighbor. Let's
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  Speaker 1: hang out.
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  Speaker 3: Nine, one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's your phone number neighbor. Hi, if you record
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  Speaker 1: your name and reason for calling, I'll see if this
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  Speaker 1: person is available. You got to tell them.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, it's Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle, please stay on the line. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Who is it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm actually kind of scared.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Kyle. Don't hang up on me, phone
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  Speaker 3: number neighbor. They're looking at their phone, reading the thing
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  Speaker 3: across it, right?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Um, this is going to sound interesting, but who is this? I,
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  Speaker 4: why you're, you're the one who calls.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because I am your phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 5: We, yeah, we do a radio show and we called
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  Speaker 5: somebody by mistake the other day, one digit off. And
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  Speaker 5: we thought, wow, that's a phone number neighbor. So everybody
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  Speaker 5: on the show is calling one digit off. So Kyle
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  Speaker 5: on the show, the show is called John Jane rich.
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  Speaker 5: You are one digit off from her phone number. So
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  Speaker 5: you are her phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Right now, I'm in the meeting.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Howdy.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 5: Howdy.
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  Speaker 1: What's your name, though? Howdy, neighbor.
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  Speaker 6: Ronnie.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Ronnie. Have a great day. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 1: I have a nice phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: What a nice neighbor you have.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? You got that jerk real neighbor. You
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  Speaker 1: got a real nice phone number, neighbor. I got a
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  Speaker 1: nice phone number, neighbor. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He was even in a meeting and picked up. Right on, Ronnie. Thanks, Ronnie.
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  Speaker 1: I wish we should just stop there.
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  Speaker 5: No, come on.
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  Speaker 1: You guys got to call your phone number neighbors too.
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  Speaker 1: You call yours, I'll call mine. Okay, I'll call mine.
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  Speaker 3: When do we stop when we've had enough? We never have.
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  Speaker 6: My phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Here it goes. The number you dialed has been changed. Disconnected.
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  Speaker 1: Try your other neighbor.
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  Speaker 6: Go down.
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  Speaker 1: The neighbor on your other side.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll call the neighbor on the left.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a.
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  Speaker 3: Phone call to sack.
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  Speaker 1: Your call did not go through. Please try your calling. Sorry, Peyton. Hey, nope.
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  Speaker 6: I live on my own, on my own compound by
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  Speaker 6: myself because I'm rich.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, how sad.
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  Speaker 3: In my own land. In my mind.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe that means you have a really large house and
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  Speaker 6: a lot of, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a neighbor. I live in a mansion. This
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  Speaker 1: is my phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 6: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot of numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I can do the math on it. There's potential here. Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, my name's John Jay. Who's this?
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  Speaker 6: Kayla.
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  Speaker 1: Kayla?
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  Speaker 6: Kayla.
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  Speaker 1: Kayla.
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  Speaker 3: Kayla. That's a T.
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  Speaker 1: Kayla. Hey, so I do a radio show. Can I
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  Speaker 1: talk to you on the radio real quick? Sure. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling to tell you, you're my phone
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  Speaker 1: number neighbor. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That means we are one digit off from each other. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Which digit?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to say because I don't want
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  Speaker 1: other people to call. Yeah, then everyone will know you're followers.
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  Speaker 1: But we are one number off from each other. So,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's Kayla? Yeah, with a T. Taylor. Not Taylor. Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Hey, what part of town do you live in?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you live? Well, I live in Tennessee. What
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  Speaker 1: part of Tennessee, coincidentally?
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  Speaker 6: I live in Chattanooga.
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  Speaker 1: Chattanooga.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: But are you from Arizona? No. I am, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I lived there for many years.
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  Speaker 1: What part? Queen Creek. Right on. Are you familiar with
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  Speaker 1: our radio show at all? I think I remember, actually. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, we were on Kiss FM.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't like it, so she moved.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: John Jay and Rich, Kiss FM. I'm John Jay, and
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  Speaker 5: you are my phone number neighbor, so I just want
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  Speaker 5: to check in. That is so hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I hope you're doing good.
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  Speaker 6: Are you getting any calls from me?
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  Speaker 3: Taylor's funny. I love your phone number, neighbor.
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  Speaker 6: You guys have good neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: Taylor, hey, have a great day. Thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for picking up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, have a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Kyle and I win that game.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're great neighbors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good neighbors. That was fun.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just lonely.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to check in on them every once in
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  Speaker 1: a while.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: No, Ronnie's going to be like, stop calling me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still in a meeting.
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  Speaker 3: Taylor might be down. Ronnie and Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a meeting forever. Awesome. All right. That's our
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  Speaker 1: fun little phone number neighbor. Phone number neighbor. Phone number neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: John G. and Rich.