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Gladiators | Son of a Boy Dad #300 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: I feel like there's just no way you can't see
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  Speaker 3: my entire dick right now.
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  Speaker 1: Or you're moving your flap around your one flap.
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  Speaker 3: My flap isn't as long as your guys flat.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a flap at all.
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  Speaker 1: I do have the longest flap on the show. That
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  Speaker 1: is true. If we have to blur like a lot
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  Speaker 1: of frames of sass as, dick and balls. That's also funny.
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  Speaker 3: Mini skirt, I know, dude, sag your skirt. Bro, this
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  Speaker 3: is it's just old legs.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'll tell you what what about him? You just
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  Speaker 4: look like you haven't used them in a while.
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  Speaker 3: Your legs aren't much bigger than mine, brother, and you
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  Speaker 3: do try to make them bigger.
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  Speaker 4: I do disagree with so that's worse wholeheartedly.
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  Speaker 1: Should I go hands around both of your guys legs
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  Speaker 1: and pick a spot on your leg that you want
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  Speaker 1: me to go around caffer.
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  Speaker 3: And buy well, Francis just started doing something with his
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  Speaker 3: right leg. He's doing hummingbirds. Good god, he's doing hummingbirds.
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  Speaker 1: He look like Christiancraffrey.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that episode of Always Sonny.
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  Speaker 4: You shouldn't look like forearms where.
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  Speaker 3: They're doing honeybirds. Hummingbirds?
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  Speaker 4: You know what's humming birds?
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  Speaker 3: Dennis does them. It's active workouts, sparky works out constantly.
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  Speaker 3: It's just flexing your your legs repeatedly.
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  Speaker 4: You're having giant cruise on my ship. Do too many
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  Speaker 4: hummingbirds walked into a table.
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  Speaker 5: My dick?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll cross my legs.
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  Speaker 4: That'll be good. Yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it will be funny if we have to
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  Speaker 3: blur out people's are just.
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  Speaker 1: On the episode. What if it wants to be our
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  Speaker 1: most viewed episode just for a sneaky shot of our penises?
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  Speaker 4: How do you?
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  Speaker 1: I mean? For how many years? For probably yeah, hundreds
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  Speaker 1: of thousands of years, people didn't have fucking pants. People
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  Speaker 1: didn't have two legged pants. Good.
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  Speaker 7: They also didn't have body dysmorphia or podcast normal here, Okay,
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  Speaker 7: nobody is going to be looking at my dick when
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  Speaker 7: they see Harry's legs.
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  Speaker 4: Right there, Let's see who for Harry's legs.
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  Speaker 3: I can speak, Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, ready, I guess
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  Speaker 3: we're probably already going already. Welcome back to the Son
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  Speaker 3: of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 3: May twelfth, It's four pm.
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  Speaker 1: Dun Dung, dung, Dun, Dun, Dun, dun dun.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: I keep it three hundred like the Romans. Keep it
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  Speaker 1: three hundred, like the Trojans three.
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  Speaker 3: Episode three hundred. We are here.
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  Speaker 1: The Romans didn't keep it three hundred. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck he was talking about. That was the
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  Speaker 1: most offensive thing I've ever heard him say.
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  Speaker 4: Is that maybe a Bible reference.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way Romans was three hundred books long. Maybe was?
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  Speaker 4: It isn't there how, I don't know. I never understood
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  Speaker 4: the biblical references. It's like Romans three thirteen.
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  Speaker 3: You're definitely gonna have to take the fucking MF doom mass.
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  Speaker 4: Are we struggling there?
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  Speaker 3: I think it looks so sick that it's almost worth it.
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  Speaker 3: If you're listening to this, please the vert to.
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  Speaker 1: Please the vert to video right now, because it'll be
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  Speaker 1: a massive waste and you might catch a sneak peek
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  Speaker 1: of a pen They might be penis of the end
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  Speaker 1: of a penis.
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  Speaker 3: I'm weirdly hotter in this than I was in my
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  Speaker 3: sweatshirt and sweatpants.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's chain mail. There's armor.
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  Speaker 3: It is the shield.
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  Speaker 1: Probably it's the massive shield on your chest. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to stab me in my chest right now. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see if this leather stops it.
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  Speaker 3: If a butter if I stabbed you with a butter knife,
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  Speaker 3: it would go straight through that.
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  Speaker 1: The crease, the pleat in my armor is truly elite looking.
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  Speaker 1: You would have thrived so hard in the in the
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  Speaker 1: Spartan era.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, man, They died from very
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  Speaker 4: simple stuff, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Like what like an arrow through the chest.
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  Speaker 4: You got an infection.
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  Speaker 3: It was over death immediately.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't have antibiotics. Now, they didn't know how to
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  Speaker 4: clean wounds properly.
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  Speaker 3: No, they definitely weren't pouring alcohol on it.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't even have quervo back then. What were they
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  Speaker 1: even getting lit off?
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  Speaker 4: Wine? Wine? Shock of wine?
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  Speaker 1: That's so good. They didn't even have a machete back then.
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  Speaker 4: What's machete? Why this sounds so much?
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  Speaker 3: It does?
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  Speaker 4: Holy shit? Also, for what it's worth. When I had
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  Speaker 4: it on, I could hear the way that people complain
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  Speaker 4: about sound me sounding. I could hear the whistling. You
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  Speaker 4: could hear your reverb in my noise, my nose and my.
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  Speaker 1: Voice, your noise, me.
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  Speaker 4: What you can see my what I'm wearing boxers? Man,
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  Speaker 4: what's going on here? Huh? No, God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Just put in a bag of sand between your legs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean these dudes must have just never been sitting.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably why they were in such a good shape, right,
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  Speaker 3: always standing.
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  Speaker 1: Or they're just dicks were flopping. Yeah, I mean the
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  Speaker 1: Spartans were all gay with each other, right, It was one.
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  Speaker 4: Of the couples, they all had boys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, who's your boy?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a free swapping like they
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  Speaker 1: were they were coupled up. Did they bring along young boys?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of them had had a boy that
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  Speaker 4: they would just wear out. I mean those kids, those
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  Speaker 4: kids had it rough.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck well, I feel like everyone that was like uh
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  Speaker 3: in that era, I feel like they were all just
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  Speaker 3: born when they were like thirty. You feel like you
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  Speaker 3: don't really see a lot of kids from that time.
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  Speaker 3: We were all getting worn out.
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  Speaker 4: No, they went out in the woods and they couldn't
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  Speaker 4: come home until they'd killed the sabertooth tire with their
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  Speaker 4: bare hands.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's a good way to do population control.
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  Speaker 4: Well. Yeah, saber tooths were overrun at that point, and
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  Speaker 4: to bring them down.
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  Speaker 3: The boys had to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I think Alexander the Great was definitely having some relationship
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  Speaker 1: as a young man. Alexander the Great was gay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's just easy access.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they didn't even call it gay, it was just
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  Speaker 1: it was just fucking Yeah. It was just platonic. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was just two adults getting there, or one adult
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  Speaker 1: and one young young boy getting their emotions out. Which
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  Speaker 1: you know, utmost respect to them. We were there, were
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  Speaker 1: there even women? Were the young boys getting pregnant? I
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  Speaker 1: don't even remember women being around back then.
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  Speaker 4: No, there were a lot of boys. Uh it was
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  Speaker 4: mostly boys, right. I don't know what the women did.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, they must have been bored.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen a photo or a drawing of a
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  Speaker 3: woman from this time period. Really, I think it's only
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  Speaker 3: seen just dudes.
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  Speaker 1: The supposedly what about the girl from Hercules, Meg? Remember
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  Speaker 1: hot ass Meg from movie? You don't remember the animated
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  Speaker 1: Disney movie Hercules? No, oh my god, there was a
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  Speaker 1: fucking a little minx named Meg.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were talking Mercules. The newest member of Optic.
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  Speaker 1: Mercules is a Canadian rapper.
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  Speaker 4: Who was He signed from Mercules from Canada. He came Ultra,
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  Speaker 4: so that was his because that was his first team
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  Speaker 4: he was on.
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  Speaker 3: She was on Challengers, That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I knew he was on Challengers for
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  Speaker 4: a little which is probably where he came up. But
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  Speaker 4: you know, that's like when you find out that you know,
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  Speaker 4: uh that uh, you know some famous French soccer player
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  Speaker 4: at one point played for like a s Monaco. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: then now they played for PSD, right, like Neymar was
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  Speaker 4: on some small Brazilian club before he got signed over
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  Speaker 4: to Barcelona.
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  Speaker 3: How much do the other think? How much do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Because I know, like in America, like if you're not
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  Speaker 3: on like the best soccer team, you're making zero money.
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  Speaker 3: But in other countries, like if you're on like a
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  Speaker 3: minor league team, are you still making a lot of money?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: I was told that the entire team budget for one
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  Speaker 4: of the top teams in the league below the Championship,
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  Speaker 4: which is the one that's below the Premier League, was
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  Speaker 4: like ten million dollars of the whole team for the
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  Speaker 4: whole team. Yeah, and they carry a roster of I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, one hundred people, eighteen to eighteen guys.
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  Speaker 1: But you still probably have a British battye. You probably
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  Speaker 1: have a woman behind one foot of makeup who's bad
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  Speaker 1: as hell. I feel like you could you could tell
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  Speaker 1: a British woman by her maker.
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  Speaker 3: You meant the players, Yeah, yeah, I was confused as
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  Speaker 3: to what you were referring to.
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  Speaker 1: They have a British battle you meant they just had a.
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  Speaker 3: British batty like in the in the in the locker room. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's a striker. I was like, is that a thing
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  Speaker 3: in the Premier League?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a wing attack or she wears the nine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they've replaced boys with just a girl like Manchester
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  Speaker 4: who spends spring break and fucking Abiza goes down there
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  Speaker 4: on a Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: We're going on on a day to Abitha.
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  Speaker 4: The type of girl that wears like the glitter makeup
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  Speaker 4: on her cheeks. Oh yeah, you're like, you haven't been
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  Speaker 4: outside in a long time.
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  Speaker 1: But somehow your face is tan. Living in the next
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  Speaker 1: a different shade.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're living in the fucking locker room of a Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because they and it's it's probably not the worst gig.
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  Speaker 4: That guy from that show put out a stand up special.
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  Speaker 3: Who Ted Lasso, Jason Sadakis.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, Brett Goldstein.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've never I've never watched it.
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  Speaker 4: Is Roy Kent.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really? Was he a real football mm hmm? Am
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  Speaker 1: I making that up? One of the guys I thought
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  Speaker 1: was a real footballer.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're right about her. But he'd never I
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  Speaker 4: don't think he had done much stand up before, and
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  Speaker 4: he put out a special.
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  Speaker 3: Really that was it?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 3: Probably incredible.
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  Speaker 1: I watched Conan O'Brien's Mark Twain Awards.
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  Speaker 3: Huh, I watched that too, Yeah, I like them.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Adam Sandler was funny as well.
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was the best Sandler Sandler, the Sandman,
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  Speaker 3: fucking sand Man's back. Milanny was good too. I just
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  Speaker 3: can't get over his jaw. Why, because it's like he
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  Speaker 3: looks like a handsome squidward.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're thinking of Kumel None Gianni.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean him too. But John mulaney as well.
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  Speaker 3: If dude watching John Llanney special from like five years ago,
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  Speaker 3: his face is like this thin are now. Oh, he's
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  Speaker 3: a gigachad for sure. Yeah, big time.
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  Speaker 1: I thought comedy was for outsiders who never punched down.
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  Speaker 3: Dud Mullany's got razor blades in his jaw.
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  Speaker 1: What sharp?
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  Speaker 3: What a piece of ship? You didn't notice that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like reaching in time to the inside of a
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  Speaker 4: fish's gills.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 4: You ever do that? You ever pick up a fish
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  Speaker 4: by the by the not by the gill. You're not
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  Speaker 4: supposed to do that.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on the fish.
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  Speaker 4: We're supposed to go right behind in there where the
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  Speaker 4: bone is. Yeah, yeah, but I was, I always hurts me.
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  Speaker 3: I get cut, fish will slice you up.
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  Speaker 4: I get cut by fish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it comes out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what part of them is sharp?
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  Speaker 4: They're fins, fins, skills toes.
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  Speaker 3: Fins like like like bluegill. Their fins are like razor blades. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's why there are so many of them, because other
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  Speaker 3: fish don't want to eat them.
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  Speaker 4: They say bluegill or the John mullaney of the sea.
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  Speaker 4: Really Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The cheat on Olivia, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I can't say that about a fellow comedian.
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  Speaker 1: What did he do? I can't crack jokes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think it is that he.
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  Speaker 4: Left his wife for for Olivia money. Allegedly there was
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  Speaker 4: no overlap. I like John mulleniy a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I like John mlleniy a lot too.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't sound like it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can still comment on his jaw.
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  Speaker 4: Talking about razor blades, giga chads.
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  Speaker 3: If you look up giga chad and you look up
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  Speaker 3: John Mlaney, they're not that far off.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: a giga chat is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a guy who jaw trains.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like this generation's version of a pet you keep
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  Speaker 4: in your pocket. No, you feed like you would know
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  Speaker 4: if you saw Didjimon?
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  Speaker 3: Or No, it sounds like it does, sound like.
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  Speaker 4: That poke a rock. Ron and I were biking in today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so nice. We could have used a
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  Speaker 1: guy like you cape flowing in the wind.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it would be nice.
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  Speaker 1: Break trail penis on the bike seat, bike seat inside
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  Speaker 1: your asshole.
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  Speaker 4: We were biking and we had to go through an
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  Speaker 4: intersection and we were starting to turn left through the
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  Speaker 4: intersection and a truck was coming and so I bailed
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  Speaker 4: and Roan went through it. Yeah, and I bailed because
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  Speaker 4: I was ahead of Ron. And I said, we've got
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  Speaker 4: two kids between us that we have to as a
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  Speaker 4: child in the way that we choose which way we
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  Speaker 4: go and how we live our lives. And he went, well.
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  Speaker 1: I was just following, what like, once you start to
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  Speaker 1: I was a second later starting to move. So when
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  Speaker 1: you start to go back, if I had, it would
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  Speaker 1: have been too much. You know, you just had to
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  Speaker 1: I had to commit to going across the face of
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  Speaker 1: a mack truck.
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  Speaker 3: It's honestly, it's it's you got to commit. Sometimes it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't close to me because you ever try to bail
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  Speaker 3: like sometimes I've bailed and it's been a it's been
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  Speaker 3: a failure of a bail where now I'm just stopped
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of the road. A bailure, like a deal,
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  Speaker 3: like a deer in the headlights.
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  Speaker 1: It was a bailure. Yeah, I was just gonna stop
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  Speaker 1: my bike and scream.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I in a way probably slowed down the
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  Speaker 4: truck by swerving out, Yes, And that allowed Roan to
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  Speaker 4: get across.
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  Speaker 1: My most heroic thing.
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  Speaker 4: I did that because I said to myself, if it
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  Speaker 4: you know, obviously those kids should grow up with me
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  Speaker 4: in their lives. But if they're gonna, if they're gonna
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  Speaker 4: lose one of us, it should be me.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, that's so nice of you.
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  Speaker 4: The study say that the biological father is the more important.
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  Speaker 1: But that disputed because the coworker, Yeah, the coworker comedian
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  Speaker 1: is like one of the most valuable parts of the herd.
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  Speaker 4: They're already calling me uncle. It takes a.
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  Speaker 3: Village, Uncle, fran It does take a village.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it takes a village.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Well, you sent over those snooze I thought that was
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: so nice.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you sent presents.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: He sent the Okay.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: The camera inside that grinds my gears. Why because I
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: asked you if we should send a gift, and I
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: asked you what your address was so I could send
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: a gift twice and you didn't answer your time, Yeah,
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: because I can't beg for presents. It wasn't begging. I said, Rom,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: what's your address?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: No?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Respond? Said hey, Ro, can you hear me with that address?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: No?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Respond?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm sorry. My hands were full. I was literally
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: elbow deep and fucking green ship.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: This was actually no, this was actually weeks before you
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: even had the kids.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you said it was for your mom. You said,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: my mom wants to know Francis.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Did you say your mom wants to know Francis for me?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I acknowledge this.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Did you say Francis be a man in vouch? Here's
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: what happened, Get it out.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Here's what happened. The office was planning a surprise sort
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: of baby shower for Ron. This was this was pre
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: and Hairball said, do you think we should get something
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: for Ron? And I was like, I think we should,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: And then you were like, well, maybe it's best for
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: us to wait, just to make sure that the delivery
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: goes smoothly.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: That's not even which I was like.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: WHOA, that is dark to even put that out there. Dude,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Holy no, I.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Got it went smoothly.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: To have a fourteen day return policy. And we're not
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: really within that window right now, and I'm not ready
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: to put out and.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Francis who else is starting to itch. I just got
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: a ringing in my ear. I don't know if it's
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: on the rubber. My skin is screaming right now.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: It's so funny whenever you do a Halloween costume and
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: it's obviously the first and only time you're gonna wear it,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: so there's so many creases and pleats in your Superman outfit,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: baggy ass fucking scarecrow outfit, except for somehow your Halloween
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: costume that you displayed in your photo dump once again
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: just was fantastic.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Oh it's chucky, Yeah, it was chucky. Where'd you pick
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: up that Halloween city or whatever it's called?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Not abricadabra, No, you can get lost in an abricadabra.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I think there's only there's only one.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think that's the only abercadabra. But
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: it's incredible.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: No, I think there's there's others and others are there,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: So, no way. I thought it was a one off.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like Peter Luger, where maybe there's
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: one on the Vegas Strip.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: It would make sense if it wasn't a chain, because
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: it is like they have like insane costumes.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: And some of the stuff in there has been there
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: since the seventies, like.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: A lot of their ship. They're like, do you like that?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Like it's like you rented.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: There's like a Calvin Coolich costume.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you know that? I noticed something today that
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: meant a lot to me.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Now. I went to repost Hairball's joke that he posted
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: on his Instagram story, and I was looking at his
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: story and I noticed that I am one of his
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: close friends on Instagram. Yeah, which means he you have
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: to manually add the people.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Well, that's really awkward because I'm not. You didn't see
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: the picture of his dog no from his home.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: That I don't post on my close friends and I
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: probably have like five times total. You didn't see every time,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And the last two times I have, I've gotten in
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: trouble for not having someone included. Last time it was
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: my cousin. She texted me and she was like, why
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: am I on her close friend?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Does she know about it?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Because my other.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Cousin is you didn't see the picture of the dog
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: with the piece of the bloody blue cloth from the
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: US Postal workers sleep.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: No, why am I not on it? What the fuck
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: you probably are?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Why would you?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: It was a post kill photo of the dog that
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: had just attacked the police. The post office guy.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I would love to see that.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: That sounds so nice.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: No, he actually did post a photo of his dog,
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: and I had the green star next to my name,
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: which means I'm in the inner circle. Man.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: This is this is so tough.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: For sure, since especially since you had already posted his
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: joke first on your Instagram.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that why you wanted to post it? Because
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, we're posting.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: I thought about it, and then I was like, am
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I gonna do it?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: You know, I guess this is an age of forgiveness.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: You are on it so this entire I literally just
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: searched your name, just a blue jack next to your name.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: You just I'll press cancel.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Well you're gonna do him like that? Oh?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you and I You're off.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I've never seen one of the things. There's no way,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I'm on your close friends.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: He doesn't. In his defense, he doesn't post that many
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: close friends photos.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: You are on it, you just had so are you
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: typing and adding it on?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: You got me mixed up with somebody else?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I would just I would have seen the picture of
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: your dog.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: You can tell you if you kept up you probably
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: its probably because you muted my stories.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Realist would never mute your story.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: That's what's I just reposted on my story. You can
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: repost my You can repost my post on your story.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Doesn't meaning mute my story.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: This is a floundering of a man who kept me
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: off of his close friend.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: It is insane to have to swim with all that
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: armor on.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: It's it's tough to have just a big tie as
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: your cock cover.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Hey, okay, I have a phenomenon I want to discuss
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: with you boys. This is important. This is a big one. Okay.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Was it how we were five minutes extra late because
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: we were trying to find what keys our bike?
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: That's great, let's cover that.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was an incredible phenomenon. We just stayed there
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: with like we pulled out a keyboard on Francis's phone,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out. I know that you're a little
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: bit pissed that we were late.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: But I was furious.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I know, well, we were just dinging away.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: We were ringing the bells on our bikes.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: What what note it was?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: What it was? And I said mine was a G
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: and I said that runs was a D. We then
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: pulled out the tuner on YouTube. Mine was a G
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: sharp and his was a D. Really, so it was
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: a half step off on mine.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: That's pretty impressive. Do you have like perfect what's it called?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Clearly? I? I almost. I mean I used to be
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: pretty good at it, but yeah, I I you know,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it would be called relative pitch
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: because I always do it based off I have middle
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: C in my head. It no no, no, no, no
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: no on huh that's C right there.
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: Ba.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I want to check it. No, I believe.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: You you do it?
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: S No, that is it because it's still stuck on deep.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: It's it's a it's a step down. Dah dah. That's
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: see right there.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Mommy makes me munch my, Emma, m yummy.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Mommy makes me crusty box.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Very didn't buy a present for the twins.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: He bought me snow uh.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: So many down.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: It's the Scandinavian version of dip, much cleaner. You know what,
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I actually precursor to uh Lucy's.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: You know what I was gonna buy? You know what
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: I was gonna buy. But then I was like, they
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: might be too young. Whats five? No, the robots rock them,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: sock and rock robots. That's ever too young and it
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: might be too young. First thing that comes as great,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: they're just gonna eat them. They're just gonna they're just
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: gonna like rip the heads off and eat them or
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: some shit.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: They're the size of rock and sock and robots right now.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: That's how every single set of rock' sock and Robots
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: has gone out. If someone rips the head off.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: And just pops it down their gulley, they just take
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the top off.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Would you pull up a middle C on YouTube place
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: for me? I can't move on until I've heard it, okay, Bawn,
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: No no no, no, no, no no no, I think it's
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: all right there, middle C right, the one on top
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: of that. Oh no no, no, no, no, no no,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I think that's middle se rate there.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: See see Harry, anyone, did anyone already get you guys,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: the rock them Sockems.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: No, no one's gotten us rock em sockers.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: You were way off.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't. I was.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I got two plays of it before they shot an
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: ad ass.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: They have remote control rock and socking robots. Now bro
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: by them.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I'll go in with you.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: They're only thirty dollars, so they're probably pretty shitty.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'll go in with you a present from my own kids.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: But the originals are only fifteen.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: What makes you decide to say, put a guy like
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: me on your close friends and keep a guy like right.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: You guys are both on the list.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: You're going through your whole follow you're going through You're
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: not going through your whole follower list. You're going to
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: do I'm individual people that are coming to mind.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: No, and again it comes up with a recommended list
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: of people. And I just went do dot dot dot
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, that looks like everybody.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I am flattered. I'm flattered.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Roan is on it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: He has me.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you haven't realized. He muted me, like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: this is the bigger thing that we should be talking about.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I think it's because you felt like Francis need.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Roan has me muted on Instagram always. That's never a
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: good sign for the podcast.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Is it? Because we often cross promote shows, so you
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: felt like we needed to have But we don't do
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: that on our close friends.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: No, And we also don't often cross cross promote shows.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: We haven't done that, Paranoi.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: He's creeping up that you're posting to all your close
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: friends nasty shit talk about me.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: It's really only Francis is the only person in my
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: close friends.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: List, and you guys are just going just say said
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: a different ways about my family.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: It's mostly about your kids. Black screen with just text.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Anyone else getting this vibe.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: That Roan's sons look eerily like John Feidelberg? Anyone else
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: not a lot of curly hair family interesting?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: That sat up a bitch fier Berg. I knew something
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: was up. He'll hear from my lawyers.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I feel weird making jokes like that.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Why.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just don't want to say anything
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: wrong about your brand new baby.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: That's what I said. I said when in the first
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: episode I said, I'm not going to say anything about.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Your kids because we're testing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Because the line you don't know, Yeah, we don't know
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: the line because like Ron laughs in one of them,
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: but then the next one, you don't know if he's
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: gonna be like, he's gonna be like.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Yo, yeah yeah, cut this, cut this, cut this.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: N word, F word, cut it, yo, what the fuck?
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Stand up? Stand up? Put your pants on.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: If you have to work, stands.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Stand up. I think say that to my helmet.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I think that, I mean, luckily they're both just like
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: healthy and doing good. I think that I would maybe
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: have a problem if they were like having a hard time, yeah,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: and you were taking advantage of that. But for the
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: most part, I think that I'm pretty good with any
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: types of jokes. I don't there's not a lot of
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: jokes that have been made on this podcast where I've
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: been disgusted and furious.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: No, you never are, which is why if we found
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: that it would be really bad.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Be uncomfortable, not cool.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: It would be so bad, you know, because you're just
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: so free and and care free and like roll with
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: the punches.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: It would we'd have to be like posting on Instagram
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: and Twitter, like.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: No episode for a couple of weeks, taking a little break,
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: or shuffling things around. I'm gonna try to come Roone's
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: got a lot going on with Pat Pod and.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: It'd be a lot of Nick Murphy, a lot of
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: consecutive Nick Murphy episode.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: But Hey, what I wanted to ask you this is
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: a big question. Have you two decided whether or not
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: you're going to feature the baby's faces when you post
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: about them on social media?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I think that we are. I don't have an intention
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: of putting like a yellow heart over the kids.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was wondering.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I don't get why people do that, dude, is because
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: my guess is that they're saying the kids didn't consent
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: to the picture.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: I think it's something like that. But it's also like,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: no one wants, like the only reason you're posting the
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: photo of a child is to see a face. Yes,
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: No one's like, wow, good knees, Wow, that's an adorable
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: baby from the neck down.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, When I see a family, when I see a
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: family on the beach and they've got their child between
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: them and their child, they've like put a big yellow,
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: fucking goofy clown moji face on the front of their kids. Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you ruined the photo.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, no one would have thought about it. I wouldn't
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: have thought it makes it more alluring, like what does
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the kid's face look like?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Well you, yeah, you start to wonder, you're like three eyes, like, yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: is your child full beard?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: You covering it up is only going to make them
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: more self conscious of the fact that they're covered in burns.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, later in life, you wouldn't normalize it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Look, I'm sorry that your child mistook a wood chipper
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: for a water fountain, but at some point we as
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: a group are going to have to get behind it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: It takes a village.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I think. I like that. I would get it, like
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I think the I think the cutoff age, like if
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I were to have kids to post their faces would
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: probably be like I don't know.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Two what do you mean?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, because like I don't know. But before then,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: it's like a child baby's face isn't very recognizable. They're
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: pretty similar.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: And they don't carry that face for the rest of
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: their life.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: So you're saying after that it's it's a little more controversial,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: but before it's fine.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Well, I think after that it depends on if you
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: want your child to be on social media or not.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: But why but but then but then then that gets
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: us to this, which is if you don't want your
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: child to be on social media, then don't post them
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: But I get posting them as a baby.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Fine, But but that's not the issue here is to
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: cover the face up or not with an emoji.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm agreeing with you. If you're gonna post
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: the emoji, don't post post the icture.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: But I was saying, like probably around two years old,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: like maybe I would just stop posting them.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: There was something I was reading about this because I
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: was so confused by this phenomenon. I've been seeing a
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: big thing. It's a big, big thing.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Love to discuss it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Big thing, big thing. I guess my what they want.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: One thing that was said that had to cover the
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: child's face up with an emoji actually puts them at
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: a certain amount of risk because in the event of
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: an emergency, like if you've lost your child, yeah, there's
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: like no record, Like imagine if you put out an
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: amber alert for your kid and people are like, what's
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: it look like and you just held up the with
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: the fucking yellow We have a policy. I know they're missing,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: and we hope they come back.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Just on the side of a milk carton and it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Wasn't old enough to give us consent to post in
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: social media.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I just don't know where people are getting and that's
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: very that's very funny. But I just don't get where
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: people are getting the idea that you shouldn't do it,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: because there's not even enough of a case study of
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: kids getting posted on social media and then growing up
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: and being like, hey, that was traumatic and damaging for me.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a heavy level of projection from parents.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I think it really is only so young probably only
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: impacts the child if your father is like or your
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: mother is like an actual like celebrity.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Right like my like my friends from home, Like it
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: would be so weird if they did that. Oh yeah,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: who were you protecting your child or your friends?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: That you're protecting your child from your friends and family.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: You're keeping your child off of your close friends.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Like well, Ron will never know what your kids.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: If you have like close friends followers close friends.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying, though, I see what you're
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: saying because if you had kids and you only posted
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: them to your close friends, if.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I had kids, if I had kids, Ron wouldn't even
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: know because he has me blocked.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: He has kids like you could probably tell me whether
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Little Sass has kids?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Are you?
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Are you farther?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: You guys always you guys are always talking about what
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: did the what did you say? I think it was
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: on episode when Rome wasn't here. What hiding a child?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Maybe we weren't here for that. Yeah, you are hiding
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: a child? Yeah?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Push a T. Push your tea frequent collaborator with Kanye West. Yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: do you respect his right to make that song that
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: he made.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: The one where he said that pusha T had had
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: a child? That was.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: About Drake.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: He broke the news that Drake had had a child.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: He said, you are hiding a child. Let that boy
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: come home, dead beat motherfucker playing border control.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: I never heard that song. I know I heard about
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: the controversy, but I didn't know the lyrics. That's pretty
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: good he has that.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: We talked about this. I think I've talked about this
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: specific disc track on the podcast more episodes than I haven't.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: But uh, it's like our new Delta. Yeah, the story
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: of added on the story of Yeah, and the cover
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: is the single cover is Drake and Blackface oh Ship. Yeah,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: that's really he takes it to another level. There's Drake's
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: like manager Ovo forty has what als I think?
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: So oh ice bucket challenge?
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly right. And then the last I think the
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: end of the song he says, he says, O Vo
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: forty hunched over like he eighty, and then he says,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: tick tick tick, how much time that man got? He
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: is six six sick?
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Whoa, Yeah, that's not very nice.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: No, not very nice.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Why was he so angry with him? Was? Why was
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: pusha t so angry with Drake? I don't know.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Because he's more handsome and more wealthy.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: It can't just be jealousy. Those types of lyrics come
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: from a different.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Place because he's built like a professor.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Professor acts push a tea. I don't know much about him.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: He's sort of from a different era, right A little bit.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: He's in the clips. I mean, he kind of had
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: a resurgence just talking about cocaine. But he got pushed
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: by the dude who snatched or he got pressed by
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: the dude who snatched Jack Doherty's chain this weekend. I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: don't know if any of you saw that the chain
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: snatch a.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I saw, I saw Doherty got his chain snatched.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: But that happens like on a weekly basis at Sam's.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Who's Jack dok or do you just this fucking like
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: twink like only fans kid who like it just posts
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: like rage bait and he walks around with these like
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: eight hundred pound black dudes. And then he'll just walk
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: like you would be walking to the like say, like
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: we finished the podcast and you go to get the bike.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: You would just be walking and then all of a sudden,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: this four foot tall jack already kid Irish boy. Yeah,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: he'd like bump into you and be like what what
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: are you gonna do about it? And then like the
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: black dudes would roll in.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: You'd be like you like set to him. You'd be like,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your ass. And then there'd be two
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: security guards who are eight foot tall. They're built like jo.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, like I think they declined offers from
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: the NFL to be this guy's security.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Guard there and there they film that. Oh yeah, so
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: that's his thing.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: He's just like a dick.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: He's a streamer. I think he made a lot of
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: money early, like pretty young, and then now he just
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: like throws parties and just like.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: And he's like he's an only fans.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Guy like grieves coming loose?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Is he only fans?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: So are these are there you supposed to go inward for?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Like if you're a if you're a.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Suicidal you're listening to too much paramour you want to Yeah, hey,
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: oh you're finally opening to those.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: I'm unbelievably hungry for you.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: But are they for for archery or no?
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: This is uh. They knew that this was where the
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: artery was, so they knew to cover your wrists and
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: a lot of armor would come down to to hear. So,
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: by the way, everything I'm saying right now is made up?
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Is that true? The artery things real?
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's why they did it, but
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: that is there's an artery that goes from I know that.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: That's how why that's why you slice north south when
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: you're in the bathtub and you've taken your baby a yeah,
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: what is baby?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: That's so disgusting, But it's.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: The billows.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Like a like a shark like ever since that Thirteen
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Reasons Why thing, I was like, that's disgusting. You didn't
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: watch that. I didn't watch the show. Of course I
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: watched the scene, though, what's the scene. It's the last episode,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: the girl kills herself that way.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they show.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: It insanely graphic, and then they sent an email when
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: I was in high school out to all the parents
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: saying not to let their kids watch the show. So naturally,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: the first thing I did was like, all right, I
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: gotta see what this is.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: And then I watched it and I was like, I
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: really wish I didn't.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: See that, you know what.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, I've done that so many times in my life.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: I saw something this weekend that upset my stomach and
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: my soul on a level that I don't I don't
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: know what to do about it. Who's a clip on Twitter? Okay,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: there's this naturally who's kind of chunky. Yeah, a kid,
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: he's chubby.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I saw that.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: He's on a playground and he they're kind of these
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: kids are bullying him, These black kids are bullying him,
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: and one of them sort of like slaps him or something,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: and he runs after him and tries to like throw
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: a shoe at the kid or something, and they run
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: away and they're laughing, and then he starts running away
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: and then this bigger kid comes up from behind him
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: and just right hooks him in the head as he's
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: running away, knocks him down and he's bleeding so profusely
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: from his head, and the other kid comes over and
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: starts beating him on the ground and he's like, please stop,
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: and he's crying.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Crying like a little boy too. He is a little boy.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: But it's like, if he was just bleeding, you'd be like, oh,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: it's so sad.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: And it broke It broke my heart on a level
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: where I was just like utterly nauseated by it. And
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: so then I went, obviously, I did the natural thing
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: to try to figure out what happened here, and I
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: went into the comments race war, just an absolute race war.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: And then one guy was like, you guys are just
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: trying to stir up truck. These two made up in
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: their friends and then posted a photo of them like
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: shaking hands in a hospital bed. Later. There's no way, though,
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: that's gotta be ai. Those two didn't fucking squash this.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Never did you see the Did you see how much
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: money the kid that beat him up made?
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Wait? What, I don't know any beat.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Him up has made like seven hundred thousand dollars?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Can you? But did the white kids said something racist
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: about the black kids.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: No, no, but the kid who beat him up made
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: like seven hundred thousand on a gofund me.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: I don't understand. There were comments that the white kid
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: had said something racist about the black kids, which fucking
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: terribly At that point I hoped was true to justify
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: this horrible thing that I had seen.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Well, then he would have been able to make some
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: money on gofund me too.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: You're absolutely Wait, I don't understand. Why did the kid
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: that killed the guy get money? You get seven hundred
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars for fighting.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: A child's Yeah, I was talking about the other guy
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that did that. Oh backed guy and he got a
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: bunch of money. He's killed a guy.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: What.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yes, I've seen that.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about that.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: By the wait, what's his name, Carmelo Anthony.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there's another guy.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: What is happening right now?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: There's another guy named Carmelo Anthony that stabbed someone and
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: then got up.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Dude, he has made way more money.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's very That's why it was going on.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Stand that La La took a lot in the divorce,
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: but there's seven hundred grand. No.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: The fact that they record that show in red hook
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: is pretty crazy too, Carmelo Anthony's podcast.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: That's where Francis is from. What's it Town? That you're
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: actually from?
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Red Bags? Nice button, you win.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Win again, sass you son of a bitch. But that
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: was a saddening video. I saw like Dylan Danis reposting
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: it being like, this kid, any gym, I'll get him
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a membership until he's eighteen or some shit so he
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: can learn how to defend himself, okay.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Or you could just get him a gun.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. No, that only makes the problem worse if anyone
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: has any backstory and has dug any deeper on that clip.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Fuck's sake, man, it just was so heartbreaking and it
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: made me hate the fucking world.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: WHOA, you're going somewhere else with that, you.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Know, No, let's relax. Let's be honest. That video could
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: have gone in either direction. Yeah, you know, kids are
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: just shitty. It doesn't matter. I don't know that there
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: was a racial element to that. I don't know what
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: the fuck happened in that video, but well.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that the developers at Twitter, we're licking their
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: fucking chops. They're like, we're gonna get this on everybody's homepage,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: because if there's even a hint of a racial element,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: that's just gonna be fucking blasted all over not just Twitter,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: but TikTok.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Everything so fucking racial right now. These gro can't believe it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: They're not clearing it up. Grock Grok is not clearing stuff.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: They're not clearing any of it up. There's I thought
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: there was.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Just what's up with Like, what is that? Is it real?
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: The amount of people that are using grock I see,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I see every on every single tweet grock. Is this real? Like?
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Why how do people pick that up that fast? At
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: the bottom of the field time I get I would
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: never think to just be like at grok, Yeah you would.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't, No, you would.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I will say I have fallen deep into the depths
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: of chat GBT.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I'm deep into the depths of John Pork, John Pork.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Do you ever see do you see? Is it Monty
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Python and the Holy Grail and the Holy Grail where
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: there's the troll who has to have them they're trying
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: to cross the bridge or something like that. Yeah, And
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: what does he say? He's like, if you if you
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: don't answer the riddle correctly. Then you die maybe, and
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: then they ask him a question and then he dies, No.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: This isn't the reference I'm looking for. I'm so sorry.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking of Will Ferrell's character in Austin Powers one,
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: where he he can't stand to be asked the same
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: question three times, and if he just gets asked it
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: three times, he gives you the answer.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, I remember that.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Where is doctor Evel's lair?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I'll never tell you three times?
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Harry is like that where he makes an assertion,
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: you question him, he asserts it and you double down
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: and then he immediately faces what it really is.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Is I say something and then I have like I
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: just say stuff, and then I have to think about
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: what I said and be like is that true? Does
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: that make sense at all? And then I gotta I
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: gotta like work from reverse.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I also think that this podcast isn't like necessarily a
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: representation of all of our steadfast and long held beliefs
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: about the world.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, look at what we look like right now.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: If anyone is coming to this fucking podcast to find,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: you know, deeply written ideology and life advice. I try
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: occasionally to be honest, but.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Well you got me those those bacinets, those snooze the
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: bassinets with the bouncing.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: So tell me about this.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: I went to Kiff Kids.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: They're so fucking nice.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: It's Kiff Kids a real thing.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there's one in Dumbo. It's pretty sick.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: There's multiple Kiss Kids dropped, just like the clothing brand,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: but for kids.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: They sell cool stuff you could buy.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Like Jordan's, buy like newborn Jordan's.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: And given his battle wrap background, I thought, father son.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Holy Spirit.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I went to Kiff in La when we were there
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: for the Super Bowl, and uh, I was I don't
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: think I've ever been like less connected to a type
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: of like chop. Like I walked in and I was like,
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: there's not a single thing in here that I would
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: ever wear. No or by some of the shoes, Like
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: some of the shoes are cool.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the hoodie that you wore last week, I could
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: see them selling something like that in the Kith.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Store, The just the gray hoodie. Yeah, that bluish grayish one. Yeah,
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: I got that on Instagram.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that being Kith adjacent. But it's
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: like Kith is like, uh, it's like a modernization of
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: old like polo stuff. Like it's like a souped up
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: version of like a Ralph Lauren throwback idea kind of.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: But it's like, you know, how does that even play
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: because like, Ralph Laurent is still expensive.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like you can go for like a
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: vintage Ralph Laren thing, but Ralph Lauren is still making it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I would rather just go to the source.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like you could, but I feel like Ralph
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Laurent is such like an old money feel, and I
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: think Kids is like a new money feel.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised you don't wear more of Ralph Laurent. I
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: feel like like it makes some sick stuff, But it's
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: not like I'm gonna, you know what I'm gonna do
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: for the Ryder Cup. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: get like an old school golf outfit.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Wear one of those hats. Yeah, the Messenger hat you
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: should wear.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: You know, Ralph Lauren always sponsors the Olympic teams, I think,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: and they always come out wearing it. Oh, ceremonies, you
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: should wear a Ralph Lauren golf out.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Did you hear that subtle correction double down Ralph Lauren.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to do it, but I could have to.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: It's not Lorent, No, he's American.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I said it. I think I said it multiple times too.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Actually, a lot of people say Ralph, Yeah, it's Ralph
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: la That's interesting. I never knew that. Have you ever
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: heard Have you ever heard someone pronounce how would you
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: pronounce the car that has the four circles as its logo?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Audi?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Audi? Yeah?
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard anyone say Audie?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: That pisses me off?
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: People in the Midwest do that?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Freaks added to the list of things pissing me off.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: It is pretty funny. I didn't know that until college.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You were saying it wrong or you didn't know they
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: said it like that.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't know other people had ever pronounced it Audie.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: They say in the Midwest they say rough too instead
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: of roof.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: They say that in Maine. I brought that from Maine
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: to rough and people kept saying I was wrong.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: What Audie rough? Audi rough for Ralph Lauren.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I used to say, room is rough.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Milk I never said milk. I would hear it crazy
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: milk was crazy.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Milk should be a publicly hangable thing.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Milk is like Maine's version of what happens in fucking
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: New Zealand.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: I used to say pillow instead of pillow.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: It's tough.
• 49:05
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  Speaker 1: The game time out today? What time is it?
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  Speaker 13: Time?
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  Speaker 1: I learned a new I learned some new Japanese wars
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: this week. This one was Hao bikani and it was
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: popular during the Edo period of Japan between sixteen oh
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: three and eighteen sixty eight, where rich women would hire
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: female servants called heyto hayo bakani to take the blame
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: for their farts.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: So you hire a girl to follow you around and
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: you just rip ass all day and she has to
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, excuse me, it's not the worst. It's not the
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: worst idea. It's such a good idea. Is that a
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: common thing or is that only like the top one percent?
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Or are they just giving them out for free.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I think that No, I think that you had to
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: be rich as hell to have a hiopa.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Have a personal fart eater?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: And what are they are they? Is that the only
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: thing they do?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Do you think? No?
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: They probably sucking fun.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, yeah, that's that's also their boy
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: and come hither, Hakani, I'm hungry.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: But the boys, the Greek boys, couldn't take credit for
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: a grown Japanese woman's fart or even a grown Greek
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: man's fart, because they're probably the so damn tight.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Well, no, those boys, they are not tight is the
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: point they are worked in, and they don't know if
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: they're farting. It just comes out like a wind tunnel.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: There's no squeak, no sound, It's just just Darth Vader's Yeah.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: It's like it's like trying to frost the inside of
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: a car window to play Tic tac toe.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: It sounds like a wind on a sail, just like.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: The trash bag on the window.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna get it fixed. I'm gonna get it fixed.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I'm on the way there now, freezing region.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: What is it called rejuvenation? Getting my asshole rejuvenated?
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Or what's it there's a vaginal word for badge.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I thought it was. I thought that's what it was.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Thought it was vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Isn't there puta word
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: to it in a fun like there's a place by
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: our office like up that does vaginalation. Yeah, like very close.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: It's probably not sure.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: That's not like after a long flight. They just go
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: in there and let them sprits it with some a. No.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: I think they tighten it up.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: They're reaching in from like your inside your ears and
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: like hiking it up like a wedge.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but down there, y wow, golly, poor women.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: No, I think that's nice for them. Women love cosmetic procedures.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Two other Japanese words I learned this week were komorbi,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: which is the light passing.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Through the leaves of a tree.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that uniquely, uniquely experience, and then kuchi sabishi,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: which is wanting to eat out of boredom. And I
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: feel like that's gotta have you written all over it
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: the kuh.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got some kuchi sabishi, A lot I'm always getting.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like you've had so much ku you're getting
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: a ton of kuchi subushi.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Boy I haven't moved in a while. I should do
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: some kuchi.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: It is nice to do some kuchi sabishi. But once
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: you know that there's a.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: That's my My entire plan for today is kuchi subishi.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: We got Nick Celtics talking ball.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if we want to talk ball, we could.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: I love a devastating bed. On Saturday, I took Derek
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: White four threes. He went three for three and then
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I think he missed five in a row. And I
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: put a lot of money on it. Oh how much
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty bucks.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: That's not much for me.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: That's one hundred and fifty units.
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  Speaker 4: That's not.
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  Speaker 1: That's ten minutes of stand up. It's ten minutes of
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: your craft that you've honed throughout your entire life.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: That's not that much money for you.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what really, what really went down, Francis.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Let's get this for your uh your photo dump.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, winter photo dump was. I'm not gonna mean, I
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: don't want to I don't want to say anything.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: But it was.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: It's the spring, and when it's much closer to the summer.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Than it's eighty degrees.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: Out, you're gonna season shame me here.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying there is an edit button on Instagram
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: if you want to just throw in like late spring
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  Speaker 3: slash Winter dump.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not, I'm not.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying for your sake, like people might be confused.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: You know, that's okay.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: They might be thrown off them.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: It's scary to do a photo dump.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: It was scary to do a photo dump. But if
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: I'm honest with you guys on brand today, that whole
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: photo dump was a trojan horse. Just slide in my
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Dallas plug for my Dallas shows this weekend. Oh of course,
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  Speaker 4: five shows at the Dallas Improv tickets at Punch Up
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  Speaker 4: Dot Live Slash Francis Friday, Saturday Sunday was the last
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: slide and you figure people are gonna go through these.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: It was the caption as well. It was That's pretty
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: much the reason I do most things is just to
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: hopefully get a photo that I can post on Instagram
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: so that I can promote my dates. Been going to
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Wyoming to fish. I don't even like fishing.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: That's why you've been photos That's why you've been doing
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: coach Kutu Sabishi because you've got dates in Japan coming up.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: You want it to Trojan horse into Otaka.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: What does the Japanese even consider as kochi sapishi?
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Well, that's probably because they're aware of it. That's probably
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: why they're skinny as fun.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like what they have, like they have like
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: a handful of peanuts.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: There's such a big snacking culture. I feel like in
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Japan they have so many stores that sell just Hello
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: kiddy gummies?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Do they though, or is that just stuff that they
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: send to America? And we're like, holy shit, Japanese candy.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: The only person who can answer this is Ron. And wait,
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: what'd you call him?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Ron?
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: You don't know my real name? What the heck?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I just call it? I call you Ron all the time.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah you do.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Just because of the pat BEV. It's one of the
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: funniest clips of all time. You ever seen it. It's
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: the first episode of pat BEV. Right, it was like
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: it was like the teaser.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had also called me Ron in like
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: a text message, and I was like, hey, I know
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I present as Iran, but my name is actually different
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: than that. And then in the first episode he's still
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: It'd be so funny if he's spelled ron r o
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: n with an umlaut over.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Then like I'm at German dj oh, we're going to
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: see ron at Berkheim.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Ron is is uh is Japan big on second culture?
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Is that just something like.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I was snacking. I know that seven eleven culture is
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: big out there, so yes, but seven you get like
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: an egg salad sandwich at the seven eleven.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: So it's more of a sheets vibe.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but but you go into the don key jote
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: and you get a fucking I think that they have
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: like rare versions of like eminems and stuff like.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: That they have.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, it seems like surprisingly considering what we're the
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: fattest country right by like a lot, you'd think we
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: would have better snacks, but we'd really Like when I
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: was in Vancouver, their snacks are way better than our snacks,
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: really way better.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: It's because we're putting the Red six and every thing.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're just getting fat as fuck off the
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Red six and the fucking.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: That was also a very good spot though I posted
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: on my Instagram story I tried to get got some business.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Oh you talked about that? Yeah, yeah, the uh that
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: was Yeah, that's it. And it's always about how good.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: I feel like the weed is has to have some
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: sort of correlation to how good the snacks are.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: No, this was just good snacks. Yeah, but you hot
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: ones pringles fire.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in Vancouver, right.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: You were New Westminster.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: You were in New Westminster, and that's where it's that
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: true outdoor.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It's the Humboldt of Canada.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think rich soil, deep roots. No, not in
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: New Westminster. So I don't think they're I don't think
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: weed's legal in New Westminster.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Dank, dank, but no, I think it's like that's the epicenter.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: I heard that the cartel moved into New Westminster because
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: there's so much weed business going on that they wanted
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: a slice of the pie.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: They were. I didn't see a single dispensary the whole
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: time when I was in Toronto. It's like you turn
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: right and there's a dispensary. There's there's dispensaries everywhere You're.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Me.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: No, I would walk by and flip them off.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 14: Pigs.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You're indoctrinating, are you? This is grooming. What you're seeing
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: is grooming. It's not actually cool. Yeah, I don't know that.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I think that they snack over there. But I think
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: that they're also snacking on just like what Sabby. Yeah,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: just like a tough snack, like a river trout. I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: like inch river trout that they deep fried. I love Abby.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: You don't like sobby peas.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Those are phenomenal, but just straight with Sabby.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Nobody ever was talking about I.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Thought you thought I was like a dude with like
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: a ice cream cup, just hammering with Sabby.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: Just a businessman, yeah, clearing out his sinuses.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Did they throw with Sabby in like ramen?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: There?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: No, but they I found this there's a spicy ramen
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: or there's a ramen restaurant right around the corner from us,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: and I went there.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you've been like ninety times.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: I've been to that place. That place is good.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I went on Wednesday and got some some ramen over there.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: It was so it was spicy. It was nice, but
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was with Sabby that made it spicy.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Dudeen is better than thah yeah by like my big time, yeah,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: big time better.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. The last time I had.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Pat Fu is trash.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: It's really not that good.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: What is tie Vietnamese Vietnamese.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, Vietnamese ramen is like consistently one of the better foods,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: like a meal, like a good like if you have,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: like if you go sit down and have a good ramen,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: you're walking out of that place like little pep in
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: your step.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: There's a ramen near Union Square. It's dark inside, really dark.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: That sounds all those places are like pitch black, really dark.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I want this chef to look like a catfish.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: I wish they had that shit.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be like stewing over a pot that's
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: never been washed before, just like an old catfish looking
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: at me who never left the floor, has never been clean.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: It's just like Witch's cauldron of ramen.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: I really wish they had those restaurants in America that
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: they have in Japan where you just go and you
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: just look at a wall and sit in like a
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: pod by yourself and just.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Hear a meal.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: So nice. Imagine tonight, just throw up the Celtics game
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: on your phone and just slam ramen.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Don't talk to anyone.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: No one's looking at me, Oh yeah yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Just slurping like absolute savage.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: You're in there for ten minutes.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: It's so funny that they're such a polite culture.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: That is the problem. You're probably in.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Dry Get back you guys about when I would uber
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: eats the ramen.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: No, this was one of the I feel like I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: might have told this story. I got ramen. It was like,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: this was like over a year ago, probably longer. I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I uber each real ramen, which I had never done before,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: but I was craving it and I was like, I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: want real ramen. And it showed up and it was
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: this big plastic bowl. And I opened up the bowl
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: and it was a lot shallower than it looked, and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: it was just noodles and the meat. And I was like, oh,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: I must have ordered the ram And then I ate
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: just all the and the meat, and then I was like,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: why is it still hot? Why is the bull still hot?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: And I realized that it was this like double layered
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: bowl and you had to like rip off the top
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: bowl and then there was the underneath.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they tell they do it separately, but it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Was like it was just one contained like nothing would
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: have made you think like, oh there's a secret there's
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: a secret compartment.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: And then the next time I got it, it was incredible.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Dry noodles and I was like, all right. I was like,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, it's not terrible, but I would it
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: feels a little bit more Italian.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what Marco Polo on the Silk Road.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: I also remember I like demanded a refund and got one.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is not what I ordered.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: They gave me spaghetti. Yeah, damn. There was a place
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: in uh in Japan that we went to for ramen
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: that was supposed to be so fucking good and I
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: literally waited in an alley so tight and I couldn't
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: stand shoulder to shoulder. I had to like stand sideways.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: And it was a very Japanese experience. And you got
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: upstairs and there was like three seats, so there was
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: like five seats open, but the catfish back there work
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: and just weren't even letting anybody in. It was so
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: authentic of an experience, and it was this fish ram
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: and it was very fishy, but it was fucking delicious.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: And then we went to this bar called death Match
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: in Hell, this badass fucking bar where they're playing all
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: of these slasher movies and have horror films going the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: entire time drank a bunch of pints there, met a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: bunch of foreigners. Everything was six hundred and sixty six
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: y en. Incredible time. We bar hopped around. But then
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: by the end of the night, I fucking the fish
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: ram and hit the bottom of my stomach so hard
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: and I wasn't going to be able to make it
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: back to my hotel to shit. So I had to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: go back to the only bar that was still open,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: and it was deathmatch in Hell, and I had to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: pretend to like small talk with the guy there so
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: it didn't look like I was only coming back to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: his tiny ass bar in Japan to just use his
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: tiny ass bathroom. But eventually I just had to fucking
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I lit it on fire. We're hot ram, and shit,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: it came out hotter than it came in.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Are the toilets were the toilets tiny?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: This one like every other toilet like wiped my ass
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: for me and said thank you. Yeah, Like this one
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: was fucking good old fashioned American plumbing.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: There's there's really there's a lot.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 14: There's.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: One of the worst heelings has to be being at
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: a bar knowing you have to shit and knowing the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: bathroom is like the smallest bathroom you've ever seen.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: The bathroom Like if I reached out the door of
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, I could touch the tabs to pull the beer.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, it was the smallest possible bathroom.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: That means that when you opened the bathroom door, you
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: probably made the rest of the restaurants smell.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a restaurant. It was death match in hell
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the fucking.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Oh that's why they call it that.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: It might be because it's close to the I'm in
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: place enough where people are just shitting up a storm.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: But it was like this gnarly place that is the
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: only place I felt comfortable leaving a fucking you know
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: what I would do weapon behind.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: If I owned a bar, I would make sure bar
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: could be a normal size, could be like.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: One of those weird booze crossover bars.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: No, it would be a bar. Why what do you
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: mean why?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: Well, you don't even drink.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: It would probably be like the bar from the guy
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: from Summerhouse who opened up the Sober Bar in Greenpoint
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: and they also eighteen dollars cocktails and there's no.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Nob I would never be a bar just with pre rolls.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: I'm an entrepreneur. I'm always looking to expand my net worth,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: something I thought. And the bar that I would open,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: what I would do is I'd make it normal size,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Like it could be the size of this room. It
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: could be a small dive bar. But the bathroom airport
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: sized bathrooms like LaGuardia seventy seventy stolls.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: So maybe that front is like this little Japanese bar
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: where it's super she would be super tiny. Yeah, you
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: go to the back of the bathroom is a fucking
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: wearouse exactly. It's an airport.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: It's like a hangar, but it's just somewhere that people
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: feel safe knowing, like all right, I can go out
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: tonight and I don't even really have to worry about
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: if I have to ship before.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: You know what you could do there, which is something
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: that I've always wanted to do. I've always been fascinated
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: by glory holes, but I would be way too afraid
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: to do it in a CD truck stop bathroom, which
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: is where you typically find them.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: A class you'd make a classic.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: I'd want a safe glory hole. Yeah, I'd want to
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: practice safe glory hole. Yeah with you know where like
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: the rim of the cutout is padded with.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe it has like an automatic like condom dispenser, so
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: you put your dick in it. It are it just
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: puts the condom on.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea. And you you have some
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: sense of what the other person on the other side.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: You know, like their credit score and there wait.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: You know they're tracked.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, that works. Credit score and way to think is
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: a good one.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: That's fair. It's like nothing crazy, but like you know how.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: Gender yeah, too much speaking, what does this mean to you?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: And knock on wood?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: What does that mean in the context of what we've
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: just been talking about.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: Like it would be like if you said something that
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: was it wasn't going to happen, and then you're like,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: knock on wood, I don't want to jinx it.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, just this sound glory hole is all full. No. No.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: When you're in a glory hole, you go like this
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: to let the person know I'm about to bust. Oh. Interesting,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: you knock on the wall and just lets them know
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: here it comes.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Couldn't you just say that that kind of if he
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: ruins the mystique, the whole idea I believe is that
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: there's this this no problem boss, I'm open, I'm open,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: I'm ready when you are, hold on.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Let me get my boy in here, my catcher.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I've been ready.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The whole point of the glory hole is that
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: it's it is the anonymous element of it that provides
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: the allure.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Right, I suppose I've never.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: You're not looking. Let's put it this way. Nobody's looking
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: through the glory holes.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: First, I think they are.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 14: No, they're not.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: Dude, you just go dick to mouth.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: But who's doing mouth? And why what's the You're just
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: sitting there waiting for a dick to come through.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: That that's my issue. I want in your bar for
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: there to be someone relatively attractive on the other side.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Realistically, that probably won't happen at my bar because my
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: bar's really just for people who have to shit a lot. Well,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: that's kind of the whole idea behind my bar is
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: it's a safe place to ship two.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Birds one stone.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: You think that gloryholes like, do you think people have
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: parallel thinking? And glory holes popped up like all over
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the place whenever bathroom starts were invented or do you
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: think it was one people heard about it and they're like,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: you gotta fucking hear this. You got to hear about
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: this incredible idea they're doing done in West Virginia.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Probably something like that, right. I feel like the gloryhole
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: probably wasn't invented until like Stonewall Riots. Yeah, at least
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: like the nineteen fifties, if I had to guess when,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: like because back then it was like, why would you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: need a gloryhole in like the eighteen hundreds, and they did.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: I think they just raped.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Where I thought you were going with that. I thought
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: you were going to say, like outhouses just had such
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: crumbly walls anyway that like you could stick your dick
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: through the gap between the stones, but you went raped.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: I think that's I mean, realistically, well it's gay. I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: don't think people were coming up with like creative ways
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: to have sex.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I think as long as sex has existed, I think
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: as long as sex has existed, people have been creative
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you knew you were in a bad glory whole
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: situation where you're going to the bathroom and the door
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: was kicked in.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Oh no, all right, well there's just claw marks on
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: the back of the stall. I think that like in
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the when I went through POMPEII, it's like fully preserved,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: and like most of the town's economy was like brothels
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Yeah, and there were penis shaped
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: arrows going towards the brothels in the town. And when
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: you go to the brothel, there's like menus of all
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: the positions.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think sexual enlightenment is like a product of
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: like like repression in the nineteen fifties. I think that
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: people have been getting freaky with their mouths since mouths existed.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: What a wonderfully kind of progressive take and sort of
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: much more sort of circumspect and modern than Harry's bluntness.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: People were raping in the eighteen hundreds, Abraham Lincoln was raping.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Probably, yeah, yeah, most likely.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Not Lincoln, but he was probably. I mean, from the
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: new stuff you hear about Lincoln, and it sucks so
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: bad that that, like just the rumor of Lincoln being
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: gay in the back of my mind, I'm all automatically
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: always thinking that Lincoln was gay. Now I'm thinking Lincoln
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: was was squatting out a glory hole, all six six
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: of him folded in half.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: You think he would, oh, you think he was taken?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I think you're sucking.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I think he was keeping a bunch of dicks under that.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Hat some bony cheeks. True, yeah, you are not clapping
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: those cheeks. Oh no, he's too gaunt.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: That's probably why they were so shallow.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Is that the word sallow?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: Sallow? What is souda? Means like yellow? And uh wand in.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: The skin wand wan is such a good word.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: I think it's like, uh sickly color?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, unhealthy yellow or pale?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Barnt?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Wow? So what is it when your cheeks.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Are sunking in?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: What do I thinking of? Gaunt? Gat?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Probably gaunt is what I was thinking of. I started
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: watching this ship about the Karen Reid trial. Oh yeah,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: what do you mean the doc I started? It was
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: just on in my house.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: The actual trial that's going on.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: No, the doc doc.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: That I recommend that.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Yes talked about. That's why I'm bringing it up because
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: you guys have talked about it. She I've never seen
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: someone who loves attention that woman.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: That's one of the more like that's one of the
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: reasons that it's hard to be like it. She's innocent.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like loving, like fucking like serving for the camera, dude.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: The way that she talks about how she was blackout
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: drunk while driving, like so nonchalant is so bizarre.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: And then at the end of the trial she's like,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I need a drink. It's like, maybe don't because I
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: could tell you're dating that lawyer now and he's gonna
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: fucking die that one.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Her defense is like she's like, I mean, I don't
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: remember I was fucking hammered. Like she's like, was driving home,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I was wasted, And you're like, yeah, no, that's also
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: you're also gonna go to jail for that.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Because she doesn't remember killing him and was like making
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: calls as soon as killing And they're like taking the
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: fact that she made calls at five am as this
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: absolving Did she I.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Don't think she made calls though, did she thought? I
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: thought it was the wife of the husband.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I think she was the one that.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I was only watching it with one eye, but I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: couldn't I couldn't help. But why I couldn't help? But
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: notice how much of attention horse.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't think this thing fits me very well.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I think you look great, bro. I think pull pull
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: that nippleback so.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: You're missing your top half.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: I think this is about the bear of most viewed
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: episode ever because you have a loincloth made out of
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: sandbags right now?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: Didn't you see the cover of the costume bag? I'm
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: wearing it the way that guy is.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: You honestly should be the model for this costume.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Now too bright? I'm what they call it bright white.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: He looked like Caesar Augustus right now. You would never
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: be in that fit realistically. Let me see what Caesar Augustus?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: What was like? What was his name? The guy on
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: the Knicks last year, the tall.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Guy, Daniel Partinstein.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he said it turned out that he was black,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: but he in an interview he said he was bright,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: bright skinned, bright, bright skinned.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Is that people are light skinned and he's bright skined.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: I'm a bright skinned white wat.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Bro, you do you look exactly like Caesar Augustus right now?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Let me say it.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I see it less rusted than this this particular statue.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: How much do you think that they were face tuning
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: the statues, like do you think they were putting Instagram?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Do you think that the sculptors were putting Instagram filters
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: on the statues and making the people way hotter or
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: do you think that that was like a pretty accurate
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: representation of Caesar Augustus's draw line.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Probably pretty accurate. I mean, people were just so much healthier,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: what just from like they just like moving.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: The round, the exercised a lot.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: But I thought we established that people died at like
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: thirty seven. Well it was a grandparent age because they because.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: There was no medicine, but they still eight healthy.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: They were constantly well you know, it was just perpetual
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: state of war. I mean, you don't need January first
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: to come around and be like my New Year's resolution
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: is I'm going to hit the back. The idea here
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: come the goths again.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the idea gall is at the door.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: I was I was listening to something the other day
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: when they were talking about they were talking about that
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: that exercise itself is like a modern idea. Yeah, they
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: like exercise wasn't.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: A thing maybe, but they would. They would did the
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Olympic Games, right, they had, they had the games and
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: they had wrestling. But that was probably fun for them
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: throwing the discus, but I.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Think it's like who can throw something that far?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: But the idea of like getting up and being like,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: oh I got to work out was never a thing
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: because they would do that naturally throughout the DA.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: But they would get in shape as soldiers, you know,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: they would be in shape for that. They would march
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: and they would train.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: But I agree with you that, like a lot of
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: working is telling you what I heard.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's just a product of people just sitting
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: around all day and they're like, I gotta fucking do something.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: My life is so easy that I'm getting fat.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Well, the reasoning behind it is apparently in our like
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: in our DNA, when you are have nothing to do,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: your instant reaction is to sit down so that you
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: don't burn calories.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: And yet yours is to go to the fridge and
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: sippy cuckoo.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is sippy cuckoo?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: Do? What was it again?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Eating out of boredom?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, cucci cucci, Sebastian or whatever.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: I'm sad you didn't pick it up when I tried.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: But no, that's what it Apparently, that's what it is.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Wait say it again, and people are their default is
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: sitting sitting down.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Like apparently the reason that we're all so lazy and
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: fat is because our ancestors, when they had nothing to do,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: they would just do nothing because they wanted to preserve
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: energy and not burn calories, so they didn't have a
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: lot of food and so and so. Now everything is
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: so easy, so your instant reaction is to always just
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: be sitting.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just I've I listened to this on I can
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: tell you guys where I heard it.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: And I believe it. I mean it is we're gonna
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: have that, We're gonna have some rewiring to do, and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: like whatever genetics are happening, like whatever long term seeds
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: we're trying to plant genetically is getting all fucked up
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: right now with how fast everything's changing.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: This was from Michael Easter.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Like, genetically, people's heads are probably gonna wind up on
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: the front of their body so they can look at
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: their phone better.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, this was This was the Embracing Discomfort course
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: by Michael Easter on the Waking Up app.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Is he the main narrator.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: I believe that was level. I believe that was less
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: than three. Enter the Wilderness.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I gotta check out that app.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: Or it might have been less than two. Be a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: two percenter. Most people take the elevator, be someone who
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: takes the stairs instead.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: I don't take the stairs because I've worked out. I
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: tell myself, I've earned the right to take the elevator.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: I took the stairs all day to day everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: That is counterintuitive though, to like do a StairMaster for
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  Speaker 1: hours so you don't have to take one flighter stairs up.
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  Speaker 4: I only do the StairMaster in case there's another nine
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  Speaker 4: to twelve.
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  Speaker 1: He want to be ready for nine.
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  Speaker 4: Well, well it was like whatever, seventy eight floors. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm flying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm back on the cardio game big time. I'm gonna
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: go run after this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I me and Ron's discussion about running put it little fire,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: little fire. And then I was talking to Mook about
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: exercising conners. Yeah, and we were saying he was saying
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: that he's building up to running, and I was like yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was like me too. I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I even can run, and then I was like
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  Speaker 3: and then I was like, I think I'm being a
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  Speaker 3: little dramatic about this. And then I just ran two
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  Speaker 3: miles and it was easy as fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy. Yeah, Well you just can.
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  Speaker 3: Do it at your as fasts. I just went slow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, looks had a canter that you're trying to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: He's not ready for a full gallop.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't want to do. She doesn't like the treadmill.
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  Speaker 1: Treadmill does suck.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. I know it's like easier and it's
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: not as like, Uh.
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  Speaker 4: In some ways it's easier, and in some ways I
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: find it harder.
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  Speaker 1: It's boring.
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  Speaker 3: Boring? Is it's just very You're just I mean, I
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: was I watched I watched the Last Dance while I
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: was running. That's what I did. Got me through it easily.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Nice took that ship personal.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: Oh I watched Warfare? Have you seen it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: In theaters?
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  Speaker 4: Did you see that? Ro oh man?
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  Speaker 1: Which is really good?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's really interesting. I mean, it's unlike any movie
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: I've ever seen. It's so specific to a very small
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: moment in time, but it goes through it. My guess,
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  Speaker 4: the most realistic way to replicate a war scene ever.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds awesome. Better than nineteen seventeen or what's that
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  Speaker 1: other one that came all quiet on the Western?
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  Speaker 14: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, well that those are dark.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Those are pretty different movies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no realistic depictions of warfare.
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  Speaker 4: There's no real storyline to this movie. There there's no
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: you don't know the characters. You don't know their backstories,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: you don't know their interactions or their interpersonal relationships. You
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: don't even really know what they're doing now there.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: Like they do either.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's almost like a play. Imagine there's a
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: play set in like a subway car that's kind of
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: like what this is like, except it's a rubble home.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's gonna wind up as a play itself.
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  Speaker 4: You could you could easily see how this would have
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: been adapted.
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  Speaker 1: From I hate a fucking movie that I'm like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is a fucking play. Yeah, you would like the
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: movie Fences. You ever see that fucking Denzel movie.
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  Speaker 4: Play I wanted to play. I went to the play
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  Speaker 4: with Denzel Washington, and it was unbelievable that it should
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: have been only a play.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to say, I don't want to see
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  Speaker 3: a movie that's a.
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  Speaker 4: Play before they made it into a movie that was
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  Speaker 4: with Philip seymour Hoffen playing the priest that had violated
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: the child. But the mother who I played, I think
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: was Violet Davis, was okay with it.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, he'll wind up as fucking Alexander
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: the Great someday.
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  Speaker 4: And Meryl Street played the nun who was trying to
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: sort of bring the story to light, and everyone else
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: was trying to keep it quiet.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Anyone else watched The Last of Us? Any of you
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: guys in on the Last of Us?
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to find line from Fences with the
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: lady where she's like, I've been standing with you the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: whole time he comes home.
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  Speaker 4: He comes home with you the whole time. He brings
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: home the dude kid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, or no, I think he finds out
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: that he's having a kid.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. In the play, he shows up at the door
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: of his house with a baby in his arms.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: He's she might remember, I don't remember, he might do that.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: I do remember when he tells her he has the child,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: he's straight to the point. He's not very uh. He
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: doesn't really lay it on her too easily.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Sorry. We had a little technical issue there that was
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: not that.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: We're getting something for referencing Fences.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Viola Davis's people.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Found out that we were using her line for sas
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: did such a good job that the AI that picks
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  Speaker 1: up when you use a film line in a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it automatically flagged us.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: We got automatically flagged because Sass. It's such a spot
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: on Davis.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, hair Ball said that he would have preferred the
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: cast if it had been all white. He went by
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: Dennis Washburn didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't she win some sort of an award?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: Probably did? No?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: I thought Denzel won or maybe.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: Reallyel kind of just plays a dick. He's just a
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: prick in that movie.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: He was. He was nominated for it, I think, but
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: it was never gonna win. That was a heavy Oscar year.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Incredible year. That was spot Spotlight and uh Moonland or.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: Whatever it is that Moonlight, Spotlight and Movement turned into
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: a dad fast It did have the Spotlight favorite movie.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Spotlight was great. All right, all right, well, thank
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: you guys for listening. Thank you to everyone who came
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: and saw the shows in Philly. They were a blast.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: Who did you have there with you? Oh?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: I had a great me mooke, Adien McCluskey and Sean
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Guardini Sean, yeah, great lineup.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Connor.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very fun, very weekend. It was a blast.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: Sick all right, and get out to see Sass at Oh.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: I got nothing coming up right now?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, I got Dallas this weekend and then I have
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: Chicago and first weekend of June. And that's uh. The
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: downtown shows are already sold out, so there's only Rosemont left.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: Come out see you there.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 14: Sweet Still on.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 13: Game days were drifted.
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  Speaker 8: Food for.
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  Speaker 13: So so then you need something, No, I'm coming. I
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  Speaker 13: was on a phone in long I was on a
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 13: phone in one. I was on your phone in one.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 13: I was on your phone line the stream you.
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